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Speaker 1: Uh. I don't mean to pick on United Airlines, but
Speaker 1: when it rains, it pours. In the bad news.
Speaker 3: Department, they didn't have one go down, did they?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Thank god?
Speaker 1: No, get comfortable thereco alight, play on it. Wait there
Speaker 1: go No.
Speaker 3: I was cracking my toe knuckles before I put.
Speaker 2: Them up, before I put the foot up. I'll get
Speaker 2: the left foot now in case you want to hear
Speaker 2: that one was very solid.
Speaker 3: So what's up with the United?
Speaker 1: For a second time within a week. First time this happened,
Speaker 1: it was a multiple hour delay when they had to
Speaker 1: find a replacement pilots for an international flight for a
Speaker 1: pilot who had forgotten his passport. Oh okay, I'll give
Speaker 1: them credit. At least they realized that at the gates.
Speaker 1: Albeit the flight was delayed, they ended up getting another
Speaker 1: pilot in there and it eventually took off.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of thing if you're a pilot.
Speaker 2: That's like being a You want your hard hat on
Speaker 2: the job site.
Speaker 3: You know, it's a necessity.
Speaker 1: Then last week for a second time within the week,
Speaker 1: although this time the flight international flight bound for Shanghai,
Speaker 1: took off and they were two hours into the flight
Speaker 1: before this guy realized I don't have my passport.
Speaker 3: Turn her around.
Speaker 1: They went out two hours, they came back two hours,
Speaker 1: set her down.
Speaker 2: I would be so pissed, was my mind. I would
Speaker 2: I would want more than a meal voucher. You better
Speaker 2: start coughing up, man. I was halfway to Shanghai. No, okay,
Speaker 2: not halfway. I was two hours into a trip. So
Speaker 2: I've already done five hours in this thing. Because you
Speaker 2: got to figure you no boarding sitting there listening to
Speaker 2: the little speeches. Then going back, why wouldn't he just
Speaker 2: fly there and have somebody overnight him a new passport.
Speaker 1: Well, he's got to get off the plane and go
Speaker 1: into the airport.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cle, sit right there until your new one comes.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming they probably need the plane in the meantime
Speaker 1: they have a co pilot long international flight.
Speaker 3: He's got an answer.
Speaker 1: I just like you said, construction site, hard hat or
Speaker 1: tool belt.
Speaker 2: Same thing. I think with the aircrew, I would think, yeah,
Speaker 2: headphones at this job. We could make it without headphones,
Speaker 2: but it would be really tough for certain segments.
Speaker 3: Hey, you know we were talking about the show.
Speaker 1: Would be have more more mistakes than it already has
Speaker 1: with no headphones?
Speaker 2: You think, yeah, oh yeah, I think this show's kind
Speaker 2: of a mistake. We should just have named it. I
Speaker 2: know that you came up with the fiasco, which was great,
Speaker 2: but I think mistake would have been good because we
Speaker 2: were paired up as a mistake and it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we start.
Speaker 2: Off with your morning mistake, Pat Lynch, and talk about Hey,
Speaker 2: remember hey, you were talking about me being comfortable with
Speaker 2: my feet up on the console.
Speaker 1: Real quick, hold the thought on that for a sec.
Speaker 1: We fully realized many of you still refer to the
Speaker 1: show as the Fiasco. Yeah, to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: we wish we still did as well.
Speaker 3: There's a management decision now the lynching Tonco Show.
Speaker 2: There's a management decision behind the scenes to uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's go ahead and lose that great branding that was created.
Speaker 2: Let's go ahead and do away with that.
Speaker 1: Whatever you guys want to call us is fine with
Speaker 1: us as.
Speaker 2: Long as you're listening. Yes, it's kind of like that
Speaker 2: decision to get rid of Larry. Anyway, my feet kicked
Speaker 2: up on the on the console. As Pat Lynch pointed out,
Speaker 2: I have an update on my feet and flip flops
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher. Remember how the wife was upset that
Speaker 2: I was putting my flip flops in the dishwasher. I'll
Speaker 2: give you the update later in the show if you care,
Speaker 2: or tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I have it and things to tell you. It's on
Speaker 3: my list.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna help out a lot of listeners.
Speaker 1: Again, not to pick on United, but not to be
Speaker 1: out done with the pilots forgetting their their passports. More,
Speaker 1: We've got a twenty year old passenger who is suing
Speaker 1: United Airlines after a pilot opened the bathroom door and
Speaker 1: yanked him out of the in flight restroom because he
Speaker 1: said he'd been in there for too long. The guy
Speaker 1: had constipation, so he he was flying with a buddy
Speaker 1: of his home from Mexico. I guess that'll do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, usually you leave there and you have the opposite
Speaker 2: right costillation, right Monta Zuma's were ends right.
Speaker 1: So he's in there for about twenty minutes. A flight
Speaker 1: attendant asked her, Hey, is everything right with your buddy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just constipated, So I guess that was something
Speaker 2: they shared with each other on the trip. So ten
Speaker 2: more minutes goes by. It's now thirty minutes, and for whatever,
Speaker 2: I don't know, if the pilot needed to get in there.
Speaker 2: What he broke the.
Speaker 1: Lock off and yanked the dude out while he was
Speaker 1: mid constipation, still had his pants around his ankles and stuff.
Speaker 1: Now he's so and saying that his junk was in
Speaker 1: full view of several people when he yanked him unceremoniously
Speaker 1: from the in flight head.
Speaker 2: Don't they have more than one bathroom on the plane.
Speaker 3: Maybe this guy just was having a bad day.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But then again, if if there is a bathroom all
Speaker 2: the way in the back, and you see the pilot
Speaker 2: come all the way to the back of the plane,
Speaker 2: I'm concerned. I've seen him walk out and you know,
Speaker 2: wave to the people before he goes in peace. But
Speaker 2: if he makes it all the way to the back,
Speaker 2: I'm worried this co pilot might not be kicking it.
Speaker 2: Or if it's autopilot, it's like the scene and airplane
Speaker 2: is pilots dragged down the aisle.
Speaker 1: Who's flying the plane now exactly?
Speaker 3: It makes it concerns you.
Speaker 2: I think what they should do is they should have
Speaker 2: a bathroom in every cockpit, just a private bathroom for
Speaker 2: the for the actual pilot.
Speaker 1: Little squat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because nobody wants to see a pilot walk out. Pilots.
Speaker 2: That's just a message from you know, blue collar dude
Speaker 2: here squat, Yeah, give him a bucket. Look, you got
Speaker 2: I sitting in nineteen see constipated in there after Mexico trip.
Speaker 2: Too much, k soo, So go ahead and sit on
Speaker 2: the bucket there, Captain.
Speaker 1: Every pilot now gets on. Make sure they have their
Speaker 1: passport and their home depot bucket, pickle bucket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got that for.
Speaker 1: Hot mugshot girl. That would be Lily Stuart from the
Speaker 1: University of Georgia. She's a twenty year old sorority girl there.
Speaker 1: She got all sorts of fifteen minutes of fame last
Speaker 1: week for her well she gets she has a lead foot.
Speaker 1: She got pulled over for speeding, and I guess the
Speaker 1: police officer led her off with a warning. Fifteen minutes later,
Speaker 1: she stopped again for speeding, just as fast they arrested her.
Speaker 1: Thus the hot mug shot was produced. She got arrested
Speaker 1: again yesterday morning, five point thirty.
Speaker 3: In the morning.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this time wasn't for speeding though, what it
Speaker 1: was for loitering and loitering and interfering with an officer,
Speaker 1: obstructing an officer. We have new mug shots, although Lily,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it's five thirty in the morning. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can decide she's looking fairly good. But look closely at
Speaker 1: the eyes. We got crazy eyes going here, so there
Speaker 1: may be some more to this. Uh hot mugshot. Girl
Speaker 1: that hasn't come to the light yet. We Facebook.
Speaker 2: I'm fine with those crazy eyes, you know exactly her
Speaker 2: crazy eyes. That's her all jacked up on Mocha locked A's,
Speaker 2: you know how them college girls are mommy and Daddy's
Speaker 2: money and they're five thirty Sunday morning, dude, and she's
Speaker 2: already cashing in on the nil.
Speaker 3: She woke up with a frat where she's gone, you
Speaker 3: know I am I'm speed girl.
Speaker 1: Sororities have nil deals.
Speaker 3: She is you remember, I mean you you said to yourself.
Speaker 2: She's famous now for being hot mugshot girl, so I
Speaker 2: can you know what her eyes she's This is my
Speaker 2: guess from looking at this again.
Speaker 3: You can look at j r r Facebook page.
Speaker 2: She woke up at frat house and goes, oh my god, Skip,
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: Do you have any coffee? I'll get a lot take.
Speaker 3: So she got a little jacked on coffee, you.
Speaker 2: Know, for the for the ride home and uh, because
Speaker 2: she's living off campus with her anil deal. She's got
Speaker 2: a penthouse somewhere now. And then they pulled her over
Speaker 2: and she also still has that look.
Speaker 3: Damn it. It gave me an ad when I clicked on it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, then she she goes when when she's loitering and
Speaker 2: getting in trouble with with officer interfere and she's gonna
Speaker 2: tell you know who I am, girl, I'm miss Doer
Speaker 2: j r r