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<v Speaker 1>Orlando's rock station one O one one w j R R. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we play it on the JR Facebook page. We only

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<v Speaker 1>mention this because the prize is one of the prizes

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that would be a two four day passes for

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to Rockville.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you say it, we play it. Voting opens

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<v Speaker 2>J our our facebook page. We also have later in

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<v Speaker 2>the program all week we have a volbeat tickets to

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<v Speaker 2>give away. So we've got some really good prizes this week.

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<v Speaker 2>That's our way of saying thank you to you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. I don't mean to pick on United Airlines, but

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<v Speaker 1>when it rains, it pours. In the bad news.

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<v Speaker 3>Department, they didn't have one go down, did they?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank god?

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<v Speaker 1>No, get comfortable thereco alight, play on it. Wait there

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<v Speaker 1>go No.

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<v Speaker 3>I was cracking my toe knuckles before I put.

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<v Speaker 2>Them up, before I put the foot up. I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>the left foot now in case you want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>that one was very solid.

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<v Speaker 3>So what's up with the United?

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<v Speaker 1>For a second time within a week. First time this happened,

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<v Speaker 1>it was a multiple hour delay when they had to

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<v Speaker 1>find a replacement pilots for an international flight for a

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<v Speaker 1>pilot who had forgotten his passport. Oh okay, I'll give

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<v Speaker 1>them credit. At least they realized that at the gates.

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<v Speaker 1>Albeit the flight was delayed, they ended up getting another

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<v Speaker 1>pilot in there and it eventually took off.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the kind of thing if you're a pilot.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like being a You want your hard hat on

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<v Speaker 2>the job site.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's a necessity.

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<v Speaker 1>Then last week for a second time within the week,

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<v Speaker 1>although this time the flight international flight bound for Shanghai,

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<v Speaker 1>took off and they were two hours into the flight

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<v Speaker 1>before this guy realized I don't have my passport.

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<v Speaker 3>Turn her around.

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<v Speaker 1>They went out two hours, they came back two hours,

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<v Speaker 1>set her down.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be so pissed, was my mind. I would

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<v Speaker 2>I would want more than a meal voucher. You better

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<v Speaker 2>start coughing up, man. I was halfway to Shanghai. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>not halfway. I was two hours into a trip. So

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<v Speaker 2>I've already done five hours in this thing. Because you

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<v Speaker 2>got to figure you no boarding sitting there listening to

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<v Speaker 2>the little speeches. Then going back, why wouldn't he just

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<v Speaker 2>fly there and have somebody overnight him a new passport.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's got to get off the plane and go

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<v Speaker 1>into the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, cle, sit right there until your new one comes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming they probably need the plane in the meantime

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<v Speaker 1>they have a co pilot long international flight.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got an answer.

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<v Speaker 1>I just like you said, construction site, hard hat or

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<v Speaker 1>tool belt.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing. I think with the aircrew, I would think, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>headphones at this job. We could make it without headphones,

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<v Speaker 2>but it would be really tough for certain segments.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, you know we were talking about the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Would be have more more mistakes than it already has

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<v Speaker 1>with no headphones?

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<v Speaker 2>You think, yeah, oh yeah, I think this show's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a mistake. We should just have named it. I

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<v Speaker 2>know that you came up with the fiasco, which was great,

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<v Speaker 2>but I think mistake would have been good because we

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<v Speaker 2>were paired up as a mistake and it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we start.

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<v Speaker 2>Off with your morning mistake, Pat Lynch, and talk about Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>remember hey, you were talking about me being comfortable with

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<v Speaker 2>my feet up on the console.

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<v Speaker 1>Real quick, hold the thought on that for a sec.

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<v Speaker 1>We fully realized many of you still refer to the

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<v Speaker 1>show as the Fiasco. Yeah, to be honest with you,

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<v Speaker 1>we wish we still did as well.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a management decision now the lynching Tonco Show.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a management decision behind the scenes to uh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let's go ahead and lose that great branding that was created.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go ahead and do away with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you guys want to call us is fine with

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<v Speaker 1>us as.

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<v Speaker 2>Long as you're listening. Yes, it's kind of like that

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<v Speaker 2>decision to get rid of Larry. Anyway, my feet kicked

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<v Speaker 2>up on the on the console. As Pat Lynch pointed out,

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<v Speaker 2>I have an update on my feet and flip flops

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<v Speaker 2>in the dishwasher. Remember how the wife was upset that

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<v Speaker 2>I was putting my flip flops in the dishwasher. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you the update later in the show if you care,

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<v Speaker 2>or tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I have it and things to tell you. It's on

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<v Speaker 3>my list.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's gonna help out a lot of listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, not to pick on United, but not to be

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<v Speaker 1>out done with the pilots forgetting their their passports. More,

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<v Speaker 1>We've got a twenty year old passenger who is suing

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<v Speaker 1>United Airlines after a pilot opened the bathroom door and

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<v Speaker 1>yanked him out of the in flight restroom because he

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<v Speaker 1>said he'd been in there for too long. The guy

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<v Speaker 1>had constipation, so he he was flying with a buddy

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<v Speaker 1>of his home from Mexico. I guess that'll do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, usually you leave there and you have the opposite

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<v Speaker 2>right costillation, right Monta Zuma's were ends right.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's in there for about twenty minutes. A flight

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<v Speaker 1>attendant asked her, Hey, is everything right with your buddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's just constipated, So I guess that was something

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<v Speaker 2>they shared with each other on the trip. So ten

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<v Speaker 2>more minutes goes by. It's now thirty minutes, and for whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, if the pilot needed to get in there.

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<v Speaker 2>What he broke the.

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<v Speaker 1>Lock off and yanked the dude out while he was

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<v Speaker 1>mid constipation, still had his pants around his ankles and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's so and saying that his junk was in

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<v Speaker 1>full view of several people when he yanked him unceremoniously

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<v Speaker 1>from the in flight head.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't they have more than one bathroom on the plane.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe this guy just was having a bad day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>But then again, if if there is a bathroom all

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<v Speaker 2>the way in the back, and you see the pilot

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<v Speaker 2>come all the way to the back of the plane,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm concerned. I've seen him walk out and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>wave to the people before he goes in peace. But

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<v Speaker 2>if he makes it all the way to the back,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm worried this co pilot might not be kicking it.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if it's autopilot, it's like the scene and airplane

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<v Speaker 2>is pilots dragged down the aisle.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's flying the plane now exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>It makes it concerns you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think what they should do is they should have

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<v Speaker 2>a bathroom in every cockpit, just a private bathroom for

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<v Speaker 2>the for the actual pilot.

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<v Speaker 1>Little squat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because nobody wants to see a pilot walk out. Pilots.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just a message from you know, blue collar dude

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<v Speaker 2>here squat, Yeah, give him a bucket. Look, you got

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<v Speaker 2>I sitting in nineteen see constipated in there after Mexico trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Too much, k soo, So go ahead and sit on

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<v Speaker 2>the bucket there, Captain.

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<v Speaker 1>Every pilot now gets on. Make sure they have their

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<v Speaker 1>passport and their home depot bucket, pickle bucket.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, got that for.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot mugshot girl. That would be Lily Stuart from the

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<v Speaker 1>University of Georgia. She's a twenty year old sorority girl there.

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<v Speaker 1>She got all sorts of fifteen minutes of fame last

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<v Speaker 1>week for her well she gets she has a lead foot.

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<v Speaker 1>She got pulled over for speeding, and I guess the

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<v Speaker 1>police officer led her off with a warning. Fifteen minutes later,

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<v Speaker 1>she stopped again for speeding, just as fast they arrested her.

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<v Speaker 1>Thus the hot mug shot was produced. She got arrested

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<v Speaker 1>again yesterday morning, five point thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>In the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, this time wasn't for speeding though, what it

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<v Speaker 1>was for loitering and loitering and interfering with an officer,

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<v Speaker 1>obstructing an officer. We have new mug shots, although Lily,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry it's five thirty in the morning. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>can decide she's looking fairly good. But look closely at

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<v Speaker 1>the eyes. We got crazy eyes going here, so there

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<v Speaker 1>may be some more to this. Uh hot mugshot. Girl

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<v Speaker 1>that hasn't come to the light yet. We Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fine with those crazy eyes, you know exactly her

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<v Speaker 2>crazy eyes. That's her all jacked up on Mocha locked A's,

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<v Speaker 2>you know how them college girls are mommy and Daddy's

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<v Speaker 2>money and they're five thirty Sunday morning, dude, and she's

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<v Speaker 2>already cashing in on the nil.

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<v Speaker 3>She woke up with a frat where she's gone, you

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<v Speaker 3>know I am I'm speed girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Sororities have nil deals.

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<v Speaker 3>She is you remember, I mean you you said to yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>She's famous now for being hot mugshot girl, so I

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<v Speaker 2>can you know what her eyes she's This is my

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<v Speaker 2>guess from looking at this again.

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<v Speaker 3>You can look at j r r Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>She woke up at frat house and goes, oh my god, Skip,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have any coffee? I'll get a lot take.

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<v Speaker 3>So she got a little jacked on coffee, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, for the for the ride home and uh, because

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<v Speaker 2>she's living off campus with her anil deal. She's got

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<v Speaker 2>a penthouse somewhere now. And then they pulled her over

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<v Speaker 2>and she also still has that look.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it. It gave me an ad when I clicked on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, then she she goes when when she's loitering and

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<v Speaker 2>getting in trouble with with officer interfere and she's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>tell you know who I am, girl, I'm miss Doer

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<v Speaker 2>j r r