Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna wallow go on.
Speaker 3: You have a concern about what.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about, Jackie?
Speaker 3: Like where? Okay, we're not doing that? Okay, what else
Speaker 3: is going on? See?
Speaker 2: No one wants to move.
Speaker 4: Off that turn four? What's happening?
Speaker 3: Robin wanting you to fill it in?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: That's great? All right, Well, we will see rain again today.
Speaker 6: Dry conditions are expected to return this weekend, very minimal
Speaker 6: amount of rain, but just enough. And for the most part,
Speaker 6: the rain that we are seeing today is going to
Speaker 6: move out relatively quickly.
Speaker 3: For the most part.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow Sunday expected to be sunny, so it should be
Speaker 6: a pretty nice, beautiful weekend. We will see some rain
Speaker 6: potentially coming back in on Monday, but as of right now, thankfully,
Speaker 6: not a lot of debris flows, not a lot of
Speaker 6: mud and junk like that.
Speaker 3: Than in the areas that they were concerned about.
Speaker 1: If you've got seasonal effective disorder, you want to maybe
Speaker 1: hit a movie this weekend, kind of good movie weather.
Speaker 1: Heather Brooker from KFI News is going to be joining
Speaker 1: us coming up next talk about the weekend box office,
Speaker 1: among other things.
Speaker 6: The Fed Reserve is likely to hold interest rates steady
Speaker 6: next week when they meet. Some consumer loans will be
Speaker 6: getting cheaper, apparently.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 6: Mortgage fifteen and thirty year mortgage rates are fixed, largely
Speaker 6: tied to the Treasury yields, but rates have been trending
Speaker 6: slowly lower, say.
Speaker 3: That fast, slowly lower.
Speaker 6: The average for thirty year fixed rate is right now
Speaker 6: six point seven percent. That's down from just over seven
Speaker 6: percent at the beginning of the year. Credit cards also
Speaker 6: down from twenty point two seven percent down to twenty point.
Speaker 3: Oh nine percent. If you're watching those closely.
Speaker 1: Were we last left off when the Trevor Bauer saga.
Speaker 1: He was trying to rehab his image and his career
Speaker 1: after that that awful person and tried to lay him
Speaker 1: out for rough sex practices that seemed to be or
Speaker 1: were consensual at the time, but she made them seem
Speaker 1: like they were not. Well, that has caused no upsetment
Speaker 1: in DC. What has is the fact that Trevor Bauer
Speaker 1: once supported Trump a Congress.
Speaker 3: You can choke a girl out.
Speaker 1: But if you say anything good about Trump, We're done
Speaker 1: with you.
Speaker 6: A congressman out of Missouri wrote a letter to Major
Speaker 6: League Baseball's commissioner Rob Manfred's saying he believes that Bauer
Speaker 6: has not re signed with any major league team because
Speaker 6: of his support for Donald Trump. Mister Bauer was suspended
Speaker 6: for three hundred and twenty four games, despite the fact
Speaker 6: the La County DA's office declined to pursue criminal charges
Speaker 6: against him. According to Burlison, specifically, in twenty sixteen, Bauer
Speaker 6: publicly expressed positive views about then candidate Trump, including comments
Speaker 6: on social media praising Trump's campaign a rhetoric and outside status.
Speaker 6: And now this congressman believes that Major League Baseball got
Speaker 6: together and has locked Trevor Bauer out of the game
Speaker 6: because of those comments, not because of the kerfuffle that
Speaker 6: he was brought up for accused televisions.
Speaker 1: Guinness is seeing a resurgence, more Americans raising a pint
Speaker 1: of the beer to me that tastes like coffee. There
Speaker 1: is say that Guinness is experiencing. And it's two hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty six, the year of brewing, an unprecedented golden age,
Speaker 1: a renaissance. If you will in America. It's become the
Speaker 1: fastest growing imported beer.
Speaker 2: In the US. I'm fascinating a great beer last night
Speaker 2: at dinner. What kind was it?
Speaker 6: It was a Baltic porter, which is not my usual
Speaker 6: go to. Right, it's a Eban Drake. Baltic porter sounds
Speaker 6: like a meal in itself. From brewery tochronum out of
Speaker 6: New Hall.
Speaker 2: Was it filling?
Speaker 7: It was? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was good? Little dark?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 3: Was it bitter? It was just bitter enough?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You like bitter though I do.
Speaker 6: It was obviously more maulty because it's a porter, so
Speaker 6: it's a big, thick dark looks like Guinness. It was
Speaker 6: on nitro, so it had so it had the super
Speaker 6: silky bubbles in it and everything.
Speaker 3: Now what led you to order that?
Speaker 2: I would not have seen you ordering them?
Speaker 3: You see that that are a.
Speaker 6: Hazy ipa and I'm not a fan of hazy mouths.
Speaker 6: You know why the wind that results?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 6: Oh it could be a tornado. Some people react differently
Speaker 6: to hates.
Speaker 2: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: It'll blow you apart.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like you know that as you drive out
Speaker 6: to Palm Springs and you see those windmills, it feels
Speaker 6: like those are developing in your duwadenum.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you This was recent knowledge after
Speaker 1: us doing the show ten years. I did not know
Speaker 1: that you were a flatulean individual until when I was
Speaker 1: broadcasting up at my mom's house and you you talked
Speaker 1: about how you fart in here all the time, and
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 3: It here right, I can let it rip when you're
Speaker 3: not here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. I just didn't know that you did
Speaker 2: that when I was away.
Speaker 6: What else am I going to hold it in? Well,
Speaker 6: you got to know how, You got to know how
Speaker 6: your body reacts.
Speaker 3: To different foods.
Speaker 6: It's as if someone would be lactose intolerant. There's a
Speaker 6: lot that goes on into the stuff that makes the
Speaker 6: hazy IPA hazy can oftentimes is it barley, frigger grain?
Speaker 6: It can be those things interesting and I'm not I
Speaker 6: don't have a problem with grains.
Speaker 3: You're not a big.
Speaker 2: Whole week guy, though I love Oh you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't make me.
Speaker 1: As long as you're in the bathroom, that's when you
Speaker 1: get into your whole wheat.
Speaker 3: Keep a little cooler next to the toilet.
Speaker 1: I'm with a hazy IPA and a loaf a whole
Speaker 1: wheat bread.
Speaker 6: This weekend, if you don't feel lazy enough already, This
Speaker 6: weekend is the LA Marathon.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 6: It goes from Dodger Stadium through Chinatown, Echo Park, Silver Lake,
Speaker 6: Tie Town, Hollywood, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and then finishes
Speaker 6: there in Century City.
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 6: If you came from another part of the world, whether
Speaker 6: it's a different state or a different even if a
Speaker 6: different city. That's a great way to see LA is
Speaker 6: to run twenty six point two miles.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm still trying to figure out how I'm
Speaker 1: going to get in shape to run the ten k
Speaker 1: I signed up for that's coming in wait two weeks.
Speaker 3: What are the odds that you actually run it?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to not run it. That's totally antithetical
Speaker 2: to who I am.
Speaker 3: What day is that again?
Speaker 1: It is April fifth, okay, And the last time I
Speaker 1: tried to run, which was a week ago or so,
Speaker 1: I got a couple miles.
Speaker 2: Maybe a couple miles.
Speaker 3: That's good. That's a good start. You don't want to
Speaker 3: do it all at once, but.
Speaker 2: I got to do what six and change?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it was six point four. Maybe you
Speaker 3: could do it.
Speaker 9: Well.
Speaker 3: You may walk in the next day, but you can
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 10: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 10: AM six forty.
Speaker 8: Hi, Gary and Shannon. I am in Ventura County longtime listener.
Speaker 8: I am a gay dude who loves listening to you
Speaker 8: guys and Shannon. I feel like you just became my
Speaker 8: best friend. The Emancipation of Me Me album by Mariah
Speaker 8: Carey is one of my all time favorites. Shake It
Speaker 8: Off is definitely a highlight from the album. It reminds
Speaker 8: me of that meme did we just Become best Friends?
Speaker 3: I love that album so good.
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna do Sometimes albums find you when
Speaker 1: you need the most.
Speaker 5: Hi, Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 2: Happy Friday.
Speaker 1: I have two girlfriends who are really into hazy I
Speaker 1: pas right now.
Speaker 5: They say the perfect poor looks like a really good ut.
Speaker 1: I oh, I just I was just gonna say, a
Speaker 1: glass from a LOUDI urine.
Speaker 3: Is that what the perfect poor looks like?
Speaker 2: And she nailed it?
Speaker 3: Awful? That is awful. Do you ever have a UTI?
Speaker 6: I don't think so. Jim's Carter could tell you, okay, great,
Speaker 6: that's also fantastic. Kfi's Heather Brooker has joined us from
Speaker 6: down the hall in the newsroom.
Speaker 3: What's going on that other one over there? Here we go.
Speaker 3: I've already bought it up.
Speaker 1: No, it happens every two how the bookers come down
Speaker 1: from the newsroom.
Speaker 11: I took all those ten steps down the hall to
Speaker 11: see you guys. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I feel like I have the big kids table.
Speaker 2: You guys.
Speaker 6: That's very exciting, very much not the big kids table,
Speaker 6: but let's talk.
Speaker 2: About I mean it kind of is have a good time.
Speaker 3: I have a good time.
Speaker 6: Let's talk about some stuff that's going on in the
Speaker 6: world of entertainment. The story that I saw this morning,
Speaker 6: I think it's going to generate the most headlines.
Speaker 11: Ted Lasso is back. Ted Lasso is back season four.
Speaker 11: It has been confirmed with a statement from Apple TV,
Speaker 11: but more importantly, from the man himself, Ted Lasso.
Speaker 3: Jason Sudeikis, is there season four?
Speaker 7: Is it in the works? I don't, I'm allowed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what we're right. We're right in season four now.
Speaker 3: Ted's coach and yeah, women's team for there's happened?
Speaker 4: Is he coming back to the States or that's many.
Speaker 6: Questions, so I'm not asking he did go back to
Speaker 6: Kansas at the end of season sety, so the least
Speaker 6: it or something, Yeah, but at least one seaton or
Speaker 6: at least one episode I guess would be in Canas.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping this does does women's sports justice and does
Speaker 1: not Korene into the political world of transgender people and
Speaker 1: women's I'm really hoping.
Speaker 2: It stays away from that.
Speaker 1: I get might because women's sports is such a juggernaut
Speaker 1: in such a powerful place for women to be powerful,
Speaker 1: and the any tainting politicizing it will piss me off.
Speaker 2: I will just say that right away.
Speaker 6: I just think, knowing who Jason Sedakis is in his
Speaker 6: political views, it would be I don't even know his
Speaker 6: political views, it would be hard for them not to
Speaker 6: put something in.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think that we're going to see a little
Speaker 11: more left leaning ideas coming through and Ted last for
Speaker 11: especially if he's coaching women's team. We don't know what
Speaker 11: kind of team yet though they haven't confirmed if it
Speaker 11: is going to be soccer or if it's going to
Speaker 11: be some other sport. We don't know, but it would
Speaker 11: be interesting if they're gonna put a litle twist on that.
Speaker 11: It is exciting though, because a lot of the we're
Speaker 11: waiting to hear for sure if a lot of the
Speaker 11: cast members are coming back, like Hannah Wattingham, you know,
Speaker 11: who is incredibly talented. But we know for sure that
Speaker 11: Rory Kent, Brett Goldstein, he is going to be executive producing.
Speaker 3: He's back for that.
Speaker 11: And Brenda Hunt, who plays Beard, is also going to
Speaker 11: be back as an executive producer.
Speaker 3: But we don't know yet, nothing final on the cast.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that there's not a place for transgender
Speaker 1: people in women's sports shows. I'm just saying I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that, like I would like a for example, and
Speaker 1: this is not the same thing, but there was a
Speaker 1: movie five hundred years ago called Lady Bugs and it
Speaker 1: was about a girl's soccer team and those girl girls
Speaker 1: were kick ass, and then they had a boy that
Speaker 1: was going to play and be like the star of
Speaker 1: the team or whatever. I'm just asking for a standalone
Speaker 1: female sports show that is.
Speaker 2: That is not about politicizing.
Speaker 1: It could have a trans athlete on the team and
Speaker 1: it not be the main focus.
Speaker 3: Is that a successful women's show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like women women getting the treatment that men's teams
Speaker 1: have gotten through all of our motivational Monday speeches and movies.
Speaker 1: I love them all, but like, rarely are you going
Speaker 1: to have a woman's team get that kind of treatment.
Speaker 3: And I would like to see that as all. Picture
Speaker 3: that's Shannon and I. Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 3: This is a picture Gary show. She looked exactly like
Speaker 3: Rebecca Wattingham.
Speaker 7: You did.
Speaker 3: It's Hannah Wan That's what I see. Rebecca's her character.
Speaker 2: You did we do that for Halloween?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Four years ago? You guys.
Speaker 11: Wow, I remember sharing about when they released the recipe
Speaker 11: for the biscuits that you can make.
Speaker 3: I have it if you want it and you want
Speaker 3: to make.
Speaker 2: Didn't you make those?
Speaker 1: The wife could be Your wife makes may taste? Did
Speaker 1: phenomenal if she made him for that? And they came
Speaker 1: in the little box?
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little.
Speaker 11: Box ted lasso for sure. We don't have any released
Speaker 11: date yet, it's still in process. But let's can we
Speaker 11: talk about sevens? You guys watch so I just finished
Speaker 11: season one the other day. Oh, okay, it's good. It's good.
Speaker 3: Well, then, I'm not gonna give a lot of spoilers.
Speaker 11: The only thing we know is for season two is
Speaker 11: the finale is next week, and Ben Stillers says they
Speaker 11: are working on season three. It hasn't officially been announced yet,
Speaker 11: but they are working on season three and the finale
Speaker 11: is going to be seventy six minutes long, so it's
Speaker 11: going to be really long, a lot more in depth,
Speaker 11: and that's coming out next Friday.
Speaker 2: Season three.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they're already planning for season three. The season two
Speaker 11: finale will be next Friday.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, that's quick. So season two, you've watched the
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 11: I have not seen last night's episode yet. I just
Speaker 11: haven't had time, but I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm still I'm giving it a minute just to
Speaker 1: process the finale of season one because I kind of
Speaker 1: want to go through.
Speaker 11: I know what, since you haven't season two yet, I
Speaker 11: don't want to spoil too much of it because they
Speaker 11: really deep dive into more of Lumen backstory and in history.
Speaker 11: If you're not watching Guys, it's on Apple TV Plus.
Speaker 11: That's a good one to watch.
Speaker 3: I just finished a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6: I finished The Agency on Paramount with Michael fastpen character
Speaker 6: and I'm excited. I loved it, but I wanted to
Speaker 6: I'm excited to see Black Bag coming out Kate Blanchett
Speaker 6: and Michael Oh.
Speaker 11: I'm actually really excited for that too. Do you guys
Speaker 11: know the theory behind the Black Bag. It's sort of
Speaker 11: this unspoken like if between a couple, like you can't
Speaker 11: ask me where I'm going. If I say black bag,
Speaker 11: it means I've got to grab my black bag full
Speaker 11: of stuff I can't tell you about. Doctor is I
Speaker 11: gotta go like a black bag, like it's secret, top
Speaker 11: secret mission. But that's basically the idea behind this. It's
Speaker 11: sort of like a mister and Missus Smith, but a
Speaker 11: lot darker, a lot heavier. They're a married spy couple
Speaker 11: that kind of there's twists and turns with each other.
Speaker 11: That's opening up this weekend. It looks really good. I'm
Speaker 11: very excited for that one. They're not expecting that it's
Speaker 11: going to do very well, but I think it looks good.
Speaker 11: And then All So Opus with Iyo A. De Berry
Speaker 11: and knew I was gonna Butchet from the Bear and
Speaker 11: John Malkovich. This movie looks weird and wonderful, and I,
Speaker 11: out of all the movies opening this weekend, I'm looking
Speaker 11: forward to that one the most.
Speaker 3: Do you always like, I mean, do you like weird movies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say.
Speaker 11: You know what, I don't not generally as a rule,
Speaker 11: but I loved everything everywhere, all at once because it
Speaker 11: was so unusual and unique storytelling. That's kind of the
Speaker 11: vein of Opus. Opus is about the about celebrity worship,
Speaker 11: and they're really opening it up and showing how crazy
Speaker 11: people get with these parasocial cult like relationships with celebrities.
Speaker 11: And John Malkovich is the celebrity and it looks he's
Speaker 11: so weird. I lovething he's done so and like, you know,
Speaker 11: I should tell everybody listening and tell you guys too,
Speaker 11: like I'm not a movie critic. I'm not a film critic.
Speaker 11: I'm just a person who loves movies and as an
Speaker 11: actor and like you know, comedian, and I want to
Speaker 11: tell people like what they want to spend their twenty
Speaker 11: five bucks on or save it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 11: You know, I'll just be honest with you about like
Speaker 11: save your twenty five bucks and stay home.
Speaker 1: But yes, look flight risk, save your twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Thanks guys.
Speaker 10: You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Speaker 10: AM six.
Speaker 3: Forty right sorry, we're doing a show. See, I think
Speaker 3: you're distracted. I think something's coming up this weekend.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, there's nothing like, there's nothing plan.
Speaker 3: I'm going to let I don't have to be defensive
Speaker 3: about it. I'm just telling you.
Speaker 6: Twenty hours of show, there's an opportunity for us to
Speaker 6: spit all kinds of facts. Some of it makes sense,
Speaker 6: some of it doesn't. But we hope that you learn something,
Speaker 6: a little bit of something on the course of the show.
Speaker 6: Here's what you learned this week on the Gary and
Speaker 6: Channa Show.
Speaker 3: Oh, let me turn that on.
Speaker 7: What I learn on the Gary and Shannon Show this week?
Speaker 12: I learned it hazy makes Gary fart.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes I'll say that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Gary and Shannon. What did I learn this week? Well,
Speaker 7: I learned that Shannon has a weak bladder. Yep. I
Speaker 7: have to carry a portable journal with me all the
Speaker 7: time in the car for traffic jams. Maybe she should
Speaker 7: do the same. Yep, that's what I learned.
Speaker 3: That sounds awful.
Speaker 5: What I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show this
Speaker 5: week is Thursday show. I think Shannon's starting to go
Speaker 5: through the change. She didn't know what temperature water starts
Speaker 5: to freeze out, and then they showed a picture on
Speaker 5: the eagle cam of Jackie completely covered with snow, I mean,
Speaker 5: just totally snowed out, and she goes, oh bet it's
Speaker 5: cold up there. Yeah, good move.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what you're gonna get upset about this.
Speaker 4: Fore you're on the Gary and Shannon's show.
Speaker 9: I learned that wallet Hubs top ten list of happiest
Speaker 9: cities in the United States contained five cities from California.
Speaker 9: You're a good topping list at the top three Irvine,
Speaker 9: San Jose, and Fremont.
Speaker 3: Now fremon.
Speaker 4: Heyway, y'all have a good weekend. See why?
Speaker 3: Thank you appreciate that?
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 8: What I learned on the Gary and Fannon Show is
Speaker 8: Gary like cram it in late at night.
Speaker 2: Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 6: I was talking about cramming work in late at night
Speaker 6: as opposed to spreading it out through the day. If
Speaker 6: I take a nap in the middle life but do
Speaker 6: everything later at night.
Speaker 8: Hi Gary, Hi Shannon, I really enjoy your show.
Speaker 3: What I learned this week is.
Speaker 8: Gary has an alter ego named Pep Gary, and this
Speaker 8: is obsessed with key Weather Ghost.
Speaker 10: Also, what I learned.
Speaker 3: Is that Sdaron is obsessed with.
Speaker 10: Spaceman underwear and genitals.
Speaker 12: That's what you learned this week, Bill from Arizona Bilk's
Speaker 12: two to fifteen executive protection specialist. What I learned this week.
Speaker 12: I learned that Shannon knows a lot about a band
Speaker 12: called the Jim Morrison Band, that Gary really put his
Speaker 12: brain into it. He too, could be be a weatherman.
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys, it would be a great weather man.
Speaker 6: Hey, Gary, Shannon, it's Tina down in OC.
Speaker 11: You know what I learned this week that I do
Speaker 11: not want to get a leukemia text?
Speaker 5: And how many times Fred Rogan says can I tell
Speaker 5: you something?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, let me tell you something?
Speaker 3: I never noticed that.
Speaker 2: That was great, Love Fred, Love you guys.
Speaker 4: Glad you're back.
Speaker 12: Stay dry everyone, blessings.
Speaker 3: Oh thank you, that's very nice.
Speaker 10: Hello Jack in Texas. What I learned on Gary and
Speaker 10: Shannon this week is that Shannon and I have the
Speaker 10: same problem with new vehicles. In fact, I ordered an
Speaker 10: owner's manuel for mine and it was seven hundred and
Speaker 10: seventy pages long, wow for twenty twenty four. So yes,
Speaker 10: there is way too much technology for an old person
Speaker 10: to understand.
Speaker 1: Especially when you get into something like an F one
Speaker 1: fifty where you think you really know the vehicle because
Speaker 1: they've been around forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hygarian, Shannon, this is the one from Lancaster. I
Speaker 3: learned that atmosphere river is actually rain. Yeah, beep beep Shannon,
Speaker 3: Happy Friday.
Speaker 5: What I learned this week is that Shannon has a
Speaker 5: little spells of redneck is in all other countries are y'all?
Speaker 3: Y'all? So he hall George Northwidge.
Speaker 5: What I learned today was that Shannon doesn't know much
Speaker 5: about the Avian world.
Speaker 4: Homeboy.
Speaker 8: The Avian babies or the chicks that are born do
Speaker 8: not have fur.
Speaker 12: They are covered or they are born with hatched with.
Speaker 6: Down right like my comforter George wasn't super confident in
Speaker 6: this whole comment there.
Speaker 1: You know what I also I didn't know about the
Speaker 1: Avian world is that they're freaking cannibals. Like I thought
Speaker 1: that fish or birds ate fish, and then that was
Speaker 1: kind of it. Maybe some rodents, but they eat each other,
Speaker 1: they eat other birds like ducks.
Speaker 3: Gross.
Speaker 2: Not cool.
Speaker 5: What I learned on the Guardian Channel show this week, Hey,
Speaker 5: it's so cool to have both the is.
Speaker 10: There every day of the week.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: It really was nice to be together back together this.
Speaker 6: Week, well it had been three weeks. It had been
Speaker 6: Now you're looking for another three week vacation from me?
Speaker 2: Would say, we will do.
Speaker 6: This again next week. Of course, assuming we're here on Friday.
Speaker 6: We'll see.
Speaker 3: It's time for our nine news nuggets.
Speaker 6: You need to know the stories that fell through the
Speaker 6: cracks because so much other important stuff was going on.
Speaker 3: Here's our honorable mention, honorable.
Speaker 2: Mention, not.
Speaker 4: Honor serving with you a.
Speaker 13: Great and honorable Moses.
Speaker 9: So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member.
Speaker 3: Of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1: So there is an orchestra and they are in Vienna, Austria.
Speaker 1: Now they have to cycle through their instruments pretty quickly. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the average lifespan of a flute is.
Speaker 1: How many flutes you go through in the lifespan of
Speaker 1: you being a floutist. But I'm assuming that this floutist
Speaker 1: goes through a lot more instruments than you do, because sorry, why,
Speaker 1: because their instruments are made of vegetables.
Speaker 2: Vegetables, how do you do that?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 6: It makes sound come out of a cucumber. There is
Speaker 6: a carrot legit question, stop doing that?
Speaker 1: There is a carrot recorder, a cucumber phone, radish bass flute,
Speaker 1: bass flute, a percussive piece of eggplant, a leak violin.
Speaker 1: They hold the Guinness World Record for the most concerts
Speaker 1: by a vegetable bull orchestra.
Speaker 2: Who comes up with this? How high does one need
Speaker 2: to be?
Speaker 1: Although when you're high, you're not thinking about vegetables, are you, Deborah?
Speaker 2: When you get high?
Speaker 9: Do you?
Speaker 3: How do you get high? Well, you told me that
Speaker 3: you had to peopetigh.
Speaker 1: You told me you had a pot gummy when one
Speaker 1: of the earthquakes hit.
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I've never smoked pot and I've never
Speaker 4: taken any drugs, but I do.
Speaker 2: The gummies are fine. Gummies are fine. They're calming, you
Speaker 2: can go to sleep. It's fine.
Speaker 1: But when you take like a lot of them, do
Speaker 1: you crave vegetables?
Speaker 2: I don't take a lot of them, Shannon, I take it.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: If you do gummy, no, I don't.
Speaker 5: If they're vegan, they're actually vegan gummies, so there's no gelatin.
Speaker 1: If you ever get crazy and take a bunch of
Speaker 1: your vegan pot gummies, let us know you start craving vegetables.
Speaker 1: Or if it's like the rest of us and you
Speaker 1: want pepperoni pie, I will let you.
Speaker 3: Here's number nine.
Speaker 4: At number nine, I did ninth plays.
Speaker 12: If a Cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
Speaker 12: dirty two and I speak.
Speaker 3: Nine languages, Act nine. Basically everybody at table nine, I
Speaker 3: feel ready to go another nine?
Speaker 10: And niner?
Speaker 3: Did I catch a niner in there? Where you're calling
Speaker 3: from Milwaukie talkie?
Speaker 6: The British guy has been in jail since the seventies.
Speaker 6: Guy named Robert Maudsley. They refer to him as Hannibal,
Speaker 6: the cannibal, this serial killer. He has gone on a
Speaker 6: hunger strike. He's promised not to eat any more people
Speaker 6: in prison because they're not giving him his PlayStation. His
Speaker 6: lovely seventy four year old brother was the one that
Speaker 6: did the story. Said that Robert is usually polite but
Speaker 6: is now refusing to eat because prison guards took away
Speaker 6: his gaming comy.
Speaker 1: You take away gaming consoles and it is like taking
Speaker 1: away someone's heroine.
Speaker 2: You know, watch Paradise.
Speaker 3: Here's number eight.
Speaker 13: Our tid is bold every eight.
Speaker 12: Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: These are the kind of stories about our men who
Speaker 1: will put on a bat and women who put on
Speaker 1: a badge every day that we should we should hear
Speaker 1: more out of you know, this was out of Brandonton,
Speaker 1: Florida police responded to a report of an eight foot
Speaker 1: alligator wandering through a neighborhood.
Speaker 3: That was the delivery driver.
Speaker 1: The pizza delivery driver calls in this eight foot alligator
Speaker 1: that's hiding under a car near the front door of
Speaker 1: the home that ordered the pizza.
Speaker 2: So the police show up. And what did the police
Speaker 2: end up doing.
Speaker 1: They end up delivering that pizza to serve and protect
Speaker 1: and deliver.
Speaker 3: Here's number seven.
Speaker 5: The seventh son of the seventh.
Speaker 10: Sony would go on a chacter seven TI haven't.
Speaker 13: Shaving seven years of college.
Speaker 3: Down to drain seven seven?
Speaker 1: I wonder how he doesn't calculus the policeman that stands
Speaker 1: and delivers.
Speaker 3: Boy, the car business is slumping a bit.
Speaker 6: And if you didn't know, the Volkswagen Group, as they
Speaker 6: say into Gemini, also sells sausages. The sausage industry is
Speaker 6: ramping up. The car industry is flattening a bit. So
Speaker 6: this means that the Volkswagen group almost sold as many
Speaker 6: sausages as they did cars in the last year.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have a Volkswagen sausage?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I wonder if we could make these, uh these happen.
Speaker 3: To make it happen. Get that sausage.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna google it.
Speaker 3: Here's number six. I got six, You got six, she
Speaker 3: got six, number six. There's six more weeks of water?
Speaker 7: What picture of me?
Speaker 3: Rabbi and six drunk and longshom? I we just dig
Speaker 3: in a nursing home closure to ask.
Speaker 4: I don't have to drive drink another six pack.
Speaker 6: A couple of you know, the guys that you'd see
Speaker 6: on the street performing for money or the subway or
Speaker 6: something like that. Sure, a couple of them have ended
Speaker 6: up in court in the UK. Jerry Barry and his
Speaker 6: nephew Damian Barry perform on Saint Patrick's Street in the
Speaker 6: Cork County as the Funky Leprechauns. They have been ordered
Speaker 6: to get a street performing license and they say they will,
Speaker 6: even though they don't like the law. They said it's
Speaker 6: making it almost impossible for acts like theirs. They perform
Speaker 6: outside Brown Thomas on Saint Patrick's St. Street, dressed as
Speaker 6: leprechauns playing spoons to backing tracks, and they also perform
Speaker 6: as elves at Christmas.
Speaker 3: The funky leprechauns going legit.
Speaker 2: A lot of red flags, there, a lot of red flags.
Speaker 1: Here's number five five five.
Speaker 9: This is the year five point five.
Speaker 3: Would be a favorite.
Speaker 1: Immediately allow to stop for the Volkswagen Curriworst's pretty good?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we've got a pastry chef that has
Speaker 1: redefined the term cookbook after concocting and over three hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars confection that's infused with the flavor of
Speaker 1: a dusty old book.
Speaker 6: This chef is the owner of three the three star
Speaker 6: Micheline restaurant.
Speaker 3: El Seyer de.
Speaker 6: Rocca is known for creating desserts that blur the line
Speaker 6: between art and life and also blur the line between
Speaker 6: good and awful.
Speaker 1: I love the smell of book flavored. I love the
Speaker 1: smell of an old book, an old, dusty book. I
Speaker 1: love that, but I wouldn't want to eat it.
Speaker 3: There's number four, four minutes.
Speaker 9: Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now number four.
Speaker 4: This isn't the same world he left four years.
Speaker 6: Oh Boy University of Osaka in Japan and Depunagoro University
Speaker 6: in Indonesia have decided that turning cockroaches into cyborgs is
Speaker 6: a good idea.
Speaker 2: Gosh, absolutely not.
Speaker 6: What they've done is they've created a robot on a
Speaker 6: small scale, taken cockroaches and put little electrodes and a
Speaker 6: computer chip on their back. By simply attaching the electronic devices,
Speaker 6: they can avoid the finer details of robotics. Let the
Speaker 6: nature robotics, the body that is there, they can let that. Oh,
Speaker 6: it becomes apparent when you come to vertical navigation they're
Speaker 6: talking about. Cockroaches can climb walls, scale perimeters, penetrate.
Speaker 3: Three shall be the number count and the number of
Speaker 3: the counting shall be three.
Speaker 13: Within three hours three security clearance level three.
Speaker 4: All three of three.
Speaker 3: I got all three of you guys for the rest
Speaker 3: of your Nash is born live. After about three days,
Speaker 3: they both start to stink it. Some people stop putting
Speaker 3: stuff in your pain.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have a live turtle in your pants?
Speaker 6: Yea a turtle detected by a body scanner in Newark
Speaker 6: Liberty International Airport TSA officer conducted a pat down on
Speaker 6: this guy from East Stroudsburg.
Speaker 1: Mark Thompson's here. You ever have a live turtle in
Speaker 1: your pants?
Speaker 4: I beg your pardon. That's the oddest come on that
Speaker 4: I've ever had.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you that this turtle turned out to be
Speaker 6: five inches long.
Speaker 2: I feel like we could do better than.
Speaker 4: No need to get into the how big the turtle?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: That's not our business, specifically a red ear slider turtle.
Speaker 2: He could have been having a rough day.
Speaker 3: Here's number two. What's going on you?
Speaker 2: Twos one?
Speaker 10: Two?
Speaker 9: They're two people.
Speaker 3: There's two sons and no women.
Speaker 1: Ring Mark Thompson, do you ever get in trouble? Arrested
Speaker 1: for twerking and an intersection?
Speaker 4: And my favorite kind of arrest.
Speaker 3: When's the last time you were in Memphis?
Speaker 4: I played the fifth your honor.
Speaker 6: I've five men arrested this week allegedly stepping out of
Speaker 6: a car and twerking in the middle of an intersection
Speaker 6: in downtown Memphis.
Speaker 3: Why is that illegal?
Speaker 6: Joined themselves, all of them charged with obstruction, obstructing a
Speaker 6: highway or passing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the reason.
Speaker 2: And then us to have some big asses right of them,
Speaker 2: Number number one.
Speaker 4: Number one, Ben, I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 6: Are you the number one, number one, number one, number one, Thompson,
Speaker 6: Do use a loofah in the shower?
Speaker 4: I never have? Do you recommend it?
Speaker 1: I like a loofah, but somebody, you gotta get the
Speaker 1: right one.
Speaker 2: Some of them can be a little bit too brek rough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the knockoffs are not really good.
Speaker 3: Somebody on Reddit.
Speaker 6: First of all, there is a subreddit called moldly interesting
Speaker 6: where these people share pictures of mold.
Speaker 2: Apparently this Conway i heard is a big fan of
Speaker 2: this this.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, this woman shared an image of what looked
Speaker 6: like a sea sponge or whatever growing in the corner
Speaker 6: of the shower.
Speaker 3: Everybody does you've.
Speaker 6: Ever had guy roommates living in college, We all had
Speaker 6: mushrooms and extra stuff growing in the showers, And that's
Speaker 6: exactly what this turns out to be.
Speaker 12: God.
Speaker 6: As you can see, there is a mushroom that he
Speaker 6: is growing out of.
Speaker 4: Talk about the dark web, that's just crutal.
Speaker 3: So you in for Conway or John toon?
Speaker 4: John is away so early? Yeah? No, no, no, I
Speaker 4: am actually looking forward to it. We've got quite the
Speaker 4: show getting to the homeless industrial complex either really in
Speaker 4: LA We're kind of finally coming to grips with the
Speaker 4: fact that these hundreds of millions of dollars that were
Speaker 4: spending on homelessness. Yeah, it seems to be evaporating.
Speaker 1: It's weird to hear about like a real show after
Speaker 1: we've spent four hours talking about eglitz and farts.
Speaker 4: Well wait a minute, though, because we will get to
Speaker 4: the P Diddy. P Diddy was in court and I
Speaker 4: know you guys talking about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like the real news.
Speaker 4: You really took it to an ugly place. But I
Speaker 4: guess that is what it's about. Story that the Dodgers.
Speaker 4: Tokyo is a Dodgers country. Apparently, it's totally.
Speaker 3: It's been funny.
Speaker 6: They had thousands of people show up to watch practice.
Speaker 6: We're talking about practice and thousands of people crowded into
Speaker 6: the Tokyo Dome to watch them practice.
Speaker 4: Yes, Petros is going to join us bottom of the hour.
Speaker 4: We're going to talk about it.
Speaker 2: That'll be fun.
Speaker 7: It's fun.
Speaker 2: It's fluent in Japanese.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so try them. Also, I really like your frames.
Speaker 1: I like your frames.
Speaker 4: Thank you. These are my credibility glasses.
Speaker 6: I wear it very credible. She told me that I
Speaker 6: needed to go thicker on my frames when I.
Speaker 1: Have, but I don't think you should have a statement frame,
Speaker 1: is what I said. Okay, like in your downtime, and
Speaker 1: then you told me that you have them at home
Speaker 1: with the stripe And that's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 4: Okay, I go shopping for frames with either one of you,
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's a.
Speaker 2: Fun that's a nice after a that's a nice afternmon.
Speaker 3: I'm busy today. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I got something thing Mark Thompson and for John cow Belt.
Speaker 6: We'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Steady dry everybody, O blessings.
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