Speaker 1: I found this article and I am so excited to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Did you know that they're Okay, the
Speaker 1: ocean's terrifying, right, it's so I think it's such a
Speaker 1: crazy place, endless threats that we're not even aware of.
Speaker 1: There is a fish in the ocean that's it's penis
Speaker 1: can detach and then go and then go out and
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 2: Okay, goes out, gets laid, comes back, attaches itself back
Speaker 2: to your body.
Speaker 3: That's pretty brilliant.
Speaker 1: It's called a nautilus.
Speaker 3: A nautilus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and during mating, the male paper nautilus detaches his
Speaker 1: penis and presents it to the female. It then continues
Speaker 1: to function independently, transferring sperm to the female even after
Speaker 1: separation from the male's body. The detachable penis of the
Speaker 1: paper nautilus, there's multiple purposes from ensuring effective fertilization to
Speaker 1: increasing the male's chances of passing on its genetic material.
Speaker 1: And it's just showing like how far it will go
Speaker 1: to keep going pro create. Okay, the idea that I
Speaker 1: could hand not have to put it in my wife's
Speaker 1: per just stays in my wife's first that's wild.
Speaker 2: So this is where the song detachable penis comes into play,
Speaker 2: maybe and maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or really having a mind of its own.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a good question too. Does it have
Speaker 1: a mind of it?
Speaker 2: How does it know to get to the the fish puss?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: How does it?
Speaker 3: Does it just fall? The smell?
Speaker 1: How does it know to get to the tuna?
Speaker 3: Right? Exactly? That's brilliant.
Speaker 1: I want to see a video of this. I want
Speaker 1: to see a little video of this fish micro penis
Speaker 1: shoot across? Is it fast?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a video of removing the penis fish from
Speaker 2: a man's penis.
Speaker 3: We don't want that.
Speaker 5: How do you smell?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 5: How do you spell the.
Speaker 1: Nautilus in a U T?
Speaker 3: I l U s Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when you see the nautiluss you'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen that before. You just didn't realize that's what
Speaker 2: it was called. And I sugars hell didn't know that
Speaker 2: I had a detachable penis.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 1: It looks kind of like a conk shellow mongst.
Speaker 3: Well, that's fun. I think it'd be dangerous though.
Speaker 2: Man, your dick gets you in enough trouble as it is,
Speaker 2: and now it's detachable and just.
Speaker 3: Goes off wandering whenever it wants to.
Speaker 2: Oh God, but I guess if you're a single nautilus
Speaker 2: in the bottom of the ocean, you know, it doesn't
Speaker 2: really matter.
Speaker 1: And it's long.
Speaker 3: How long is a nautilust dong?
Speaker 1: It just says it's longest in the body to body ratio. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I was in I was I was speaking of penises.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so fucking going through prep. This was last
Speaker 2: week when it was in there or whatever. And it's like,
Speaker 2: this dog is ready for porno, right, And I was like, well,
Speaker 2: I get the fuck out of here, and I click
Speaker 2: on it right because I'm curious what are they talking about?
Speaker 1: And this dog had the biggest fucking dick I've ever
Speaker 1: seen in my life attached to a dog.
Speaker 3: This thing was massive.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, good for you. And he was
Speaker 1: a small dog.
Speaker 2: You would have liked chihuah was small, But it was
Speaker 2: more like, you know, uh, what are those dogs that
Speaker 2: the queen had?
Speaker 3: You know, I'm talking about the corky. Yeah, it's about to
Speaker 3: a Corgie.
Speaker 1: But the schlog on this dog was fucking massive. I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: I'm just looking up well endowed dogs right right, because
Speaker 1: looking up dogs with massive penis just doesn't. That's too bad.
Speaker 3: It was it was in our it was in our
Speaker 3: prep and I don't think I don't that doesn't hold
Speaker 3: on to it for too long.
Speaker 1: So this is on uh just answers dot com. Somebody
Speaker 1: had submitted the question Hi there, oh, where is it
Speaker 1: which dog has the thickest penis? Ah? So someone went
Speaker 1: online like tried to get the answer, couldn't found this
Speaker 1: place to to do this. Hi there, thank you for
Speaker 1: your question. It's difficult to say, but in general, a
Speaker 1: giant breed dog such as a mastiff or a Great
Speaker 1: Dane would have the largest external genitalia.
Speaker 3: You would think, I'm hoping that. You know.
Speaker 2: It's a weird Google search, but it's worth it. But
Speaker 2: I can't find the dog the picture of the dog.
Speaker 3: Is this it?
Speaker 1: What is the length of a wolf's penis? Again? Someone
Speaker 1: was curious why I don't know.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 1: Being said, they've been measured at death and the average
Speaker 1: size is seven to ten inches of a wolf penis.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 1: This corresponds decently well with one dog breed that is
Speaker 1: in similar size, being the Great Dane, which has a
Speaker 1: penis length of eight to ten inches. Lindsay Good news.
Speaker 1: We know someone who owns a Great Dane and can
Speaker 1: give is the get in this room is the great
Speaker 1: Dane penis expert. I've never touched my dog. Nobody said that.
Speaker 1: I never said that. I just said you we do this.
Speaker 1: If you own it, then you are the expert. That's right,
Speaker 1: And so you are the Great Dane penis expert in
Speaker 1: the room.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 1: But you've never I don't know if it's that long,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you don't look at it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I mean it's there. Any dog slungs there?
Speaker 1: They don't have pants on, you know. But I have
Speaker 1: never seen my great Dane wrecked. No, No, he's a humper.
Speaker 2: He's a motherfucking humper. But he just has no fuck
Speaker 2: idea what he's doing. And the two lipstick doesn't come out.
Speaker 3: It's so weird. No, he ain't fixed.
Speaker 1: Here's a question, because you said you haven't seen your
Speaker 1: great Danes of erect penis? Have you seen any dogs?
Speaker 1: How many dogs erect penis have you seen? Probably more
Speaker 1: than what I need to You know, there's time. I
Speaker 1: can't think of one.
Speaker 3: There's time.
Speaker 2: Shit, I got a picture you remember that pug that
Speaker 2: I had, right, This is when I first moved into
Speaker 2: that house fucking years ago, and we didn't even have
Speaker 2: anything moved in yet. Just the dogs, right, no furniture,
Speaker 2: no nothing. And and Samson, the pug is sitting there
Speaker 2: on the fucking tie by the fireplace, right, it's fucking deck,
Speaker 2: just hanging the fuck out, you know, just hey, what's
Speaker 2: going on? I guess Samson likes the place. He's habby God,
Speaker 2: lucky dog.
Speaker 1: Serge of bacca brow. His massive are gross. You could
Speaker 1: just say penises. They don't look like that, all right.
Speaker 1: This is a subreddit that makes you go, oh, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? This is about dogs penises? This is a.
Speaker 3: What are we doing here with that's? I can't see that?
Speaker 1: Okay, you probably don't want to see it, No, you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't want to see a dog's penis like a
Speaker 1: duck's penis. You ever seen a ducks penis? Lindsay they're
Speaker 1: rapers too, Yes, yes, ducks. Ducks are fucking assholes man
Speaker 1: cork screwed, raping egg penis shape, raping ass duck. Look
Speaker 1: at a koala penis. Look at that?
Speaker 5: Oh god, what is.
Speaker 3: That cotton and blender or something.
Speaker 1: It looks like it's trying to pick something up at
Speaker 1: the bottom of a machine at an arcade.
Speaker 2: It's like back in the day they have those little
Speaker 2: snaps that you put in like cigars and cigarettes, and
Speaker 2: you light it and eventually blows the end of that
Speaker 2: cigarette cigar up.
Speaker 3: That's what it looks like.
Speaker 1: Female koalas have five have three vaginas.
Speaker 2: Wow, what I think it's the snail that has five buttholes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's so weird, man, it makes me glad to be
Speaker 2: a human.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
Speaker 3: All those vaginas and all those buttholes.
Speaker 1: Inside the vagina? It branches off into three spots.
Speaker 3: Okay. Uh.
Speaker 1: Koalas have forklift penises. Yeah, because she's got three vaginas.
Speaker 2: You gotta hit all of them. Yeah, ones for pleasure,
Speaker 2: ones for breeding. What's the other one for?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: How about this koala sex's voice activated?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Male koalas broadcast their availability and breeding season. Their
Speaker 1: voice travels far and clucky. Females make their travel plans
Speaker 1: to the deepest voice in the land. So the you know,
Speaker 1: the uh very wide of the koalas gets all the ladies.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, uh okay uh. Koalas ovulate only after they've
Speaker 1: had sex.
Speaker 3: Really in the a little late at that point in time.
Speaker 1: I guess hormones released in response to sex cause the
Speaker 1: ovary to release an egg, which is fertilized by stored sperm.
Speaker 1: M It suggested that it's good for animals with large
Speaker 1: home ranges who might have trouble finding each other on
Speaker 1: the at the right time. So it has to do
Speaker 1: with they migrate around to find their partner, so they
Speaker 1: don't want to ovulate and be like, damn, I missed
Speaker 1: the window. Female also may also be able to choose
Speaker 1: not to ovulate. How about that, I don't want to
Speaker 1: have something. I don't want to have this this person's
Speaker 1: kouala baby.
Speaker 5: I don't like the way his eyes are not for me.
Speaker 1: It was not good. I don't want to remember this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about that Koalas. I would have never guessed that
Speaker 1: would be what we would talk about on our last
Speaker 1: podcast of the year. Yeah, somebody texted and said there
Speaker 1: was no way I would go upstairs alone to confront anyone. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: just the nature of confronting is aggression. Yeah, but then
Speaker 1: you have no If you can't go alone, you have
Speaker 1: no business going up there.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of that hinges on. Also, how
Speaker 2: are you going up there? How are you presenting yourself?
Speaker 2: Are you just going up there like God damn it? Hey, guys,
Speaker 2: you know cool about it? Or are you going up
Speaker 2: there fucking throwing a fit and throwing your hands in
Speaker 2: the air. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: Man? You're shining dicks down on my daughter's face? What
Speaker 3: the fuck man he had do with?
Speaker 4: Say, Hey, guys, I appreciate the drink, thank you so much,
Speaker 4: but listen, can you stop with the laser pointing. I've
Speaker 4: got my kids down here. I'm just celebrating my birthday.
Speaker 4: I would appreciate it again, thank you for the drink.
Speaker 4: Have a good night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the problem I agree with that. But the problem
Speaker 1: is you're feeding the cat. That's the only issue.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to sit here and let them shine dicks
Speaker 2: down on my table right now.
Speaker 1: So there's this funny jiu jitsu joke out joke whatever,
Speaker 1: and people are like jiu jitsu wouldn't work in the
Speaker 1: real world, and he's like, that's right, because you know what,
Speaker 1: when's in enough street fight a gun? Yeah, He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not I want to go home. I want to like,
Speaker 1: and too many people think that they're entitled to what
Speaker 1: they want, and so they get in confrontations over dick
Speaker 1: penises when if you just are like, just ignore it,
Speaker 1: they'll get bored. Right, they want our reaction.
Speaker 3: Right, right, that's why they're shining a laser now.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, haha, it's a penis. Everybody has one, almost
Speaker 1: everybody whatever, like, okay, and please bring us our Tara Massule.
Speaker 4: Right, And maybe they thought, oh, it's Jamie Fox, he's
Speaker 4: a comedian.
Speaker 5: He'll think it's funny.
Speaker 1: Sure, you know, but also they might not have but
Speaker 1: you cannot get in the head of another individual.
Speaker 2: This is why you always carry a dick laser with you, right,
Speaker 2: you never know when the dick gets shined on you.
Speaker 1: You can shine that dick back. Listen, you carry a
Speaker 1: gun because you never know exactly. You should carry a
Speaker 1: dick laser pointer because you never know.
Speaker 2: That would be an awesome you know, they got laser
Speaker 2: sights for gun shoots out a dick onto your target.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Please, we need to respond to the restaurant. Apparently that
Speaker 1: some of the individuals are shining a dick penis on
Speaker 1: a table. That's that would be a thing.
Speaker 3: For sure, absolutely, fuck all right, I'll go. I'll check
Speaker 3: it out.
Speaker 5: The problem We've got dick.
Speaker 3: There's dicks everywhere, sir.
Speaker 1: Exqueeze me.
Speaker 3: I mean there was a dick. I just saw it.
Speaker 1: There goes sir. There's no dick. It was on my chest, Sir,
Speaker 1: I say it with my own eye. And then it
Speaker 1: was on my wife's face.
Speaker 3: What my daughter, it was pointing at her mouth. It
Speaker 3: was almost in her mouth.
Speaker 1: There was a dick in her soup.
Speaker 5: It was a red dis.
Speaker 1: Sure, the color is not important, alright, let's just stick
Speaker 1: to the facts. I swear it was red. There was
Speaker 1: a green one too, all right, how much have you
Speaker 1: been drinking?
Speaker 4: Sir?
Speaker 1: Right exactly, I understand it's your birthday. You're gonna have
Speaker 1: to leave, right. You saw the light Now there's penises everywhere.
Speaker 3: M yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: Jamie, my kid was having a funny conversation with one
Speaker 1: of her friends and the they were talking about drugs
Speaker 1: for some reason, and my kid was like, yeah, there's
Speaker 1: all kinds of drugs. Some drugs are good, some drugs
Speaker 1: are bad, like aspirin, okay, right, and the kid was
Speaker 1: like the other kid was like, drugs, what are drugs?
Speaker 1: They're not what are drugs? And I'm like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: you are in trouble, ma'am. Yeah, your kid is either
Speaker 1: gonna not be fun to hang out with or also
Speaker 1: not be fun to hang out with, right right, because
Speaker 1: they're taking so many drugs.
Speaker 2: You're about to get a phone call. What is my
Speaker 2: daughter of? Why do you tell my daughter and daughter
Speaker 2: about drugs?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not a big believer in Like, we don't
Speaker 1: have cutesy names for genitals. It is a penis and
Speaker 1: a vagina. I have one, your mom has one. That's
Speaker 1: how you're here, right, Really? Yes, we got my oldest.
Speaker 1: My youngest asked if we were Santa. Really, she's starting
Speaker 1: to figure it out.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Maybe or somebody at the school is telling her. Probably
Speaker 1: that more than likely that's it. Yeah, because the little kids,
Speaker 1: one of them apparently her dad doesn't believe in Santa.
Speaker 1: No shit, dude, right, she's about that age.
Speaker 3: Though, is she nine?
Speaker 1: Right? My youngest? This is my youngest. It's the youngest
Speaker 1: first grade yo.
Speaker 2: Ah, So the oldest found out told her about it,
Speaker 2: no question, no, no, she said it was from the playground.
Speaker 3: Okay, I think it was my brother.
Speaker 2: That told me that broke it to me that Santa
Speaker 2: wasn't real, and I was about that that age.
Speaker 1: I don't think my parents my brother ruined it for me.
Speaker 5: So what did you tell?
Speaker 1: I just said, well, what.
Speaker 3: Do you believe?
Speaker 1: If you believe, then that's good enough. Some people believe,
Speaker 1: some people don't. But Santa is about many things. So
Speaker 1: Santa is a spirit, it's not it's not a it's
Speaker 1: not an effigy. And so you know, if she chooses
Speaker 1: to believe, great, if not great. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: stop being Sanna even if she's like, my thing is like,
Speaker 1: don't ruin it for your sister. Right. If she's like
Speaker 1: you're saning, aren't you be like, yeah, but don't ruin
Speaker 1: it for your sister. I'm not a big believe. I'm
Speaker 1: not a big believer in the lying to my kids, like,
Speaker 1: I just don't think it gets you anywhere in the end.
Speaker 2: You know what she's gonna do, though, So as soon
Speaker 2: as you tell her, she's gonna go run and tell
Speaker 2: her sister.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just how it goes man, siblings.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it hardly matters, you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I would rather It's more important to
Speaker 1: me that my kid knows I'm honest with them than
Speaker 1: if they ruin it to their fucking sister. I don't
Speaker 1: want them running it, but also don't want them fucking
Speaker 1: riding on the wall, like, goddamn kids be kids, right,
Speaker 1: I also don't want them doing some of the other
Speaker 1: crazy shit. But it's like Lindsay was asking me about
Speaker 1: if my kid was seventeen and did at a twenty
Speaker 1: year old, would I like it? I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't like it, but I'm not going back to.
Speaker 3: You trying to hook Marcus up.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's older than Marcus. Marcus is not that old.
Speaker 1: But like, it doesn't matter at that point, I'm just
Speaker 1: would be interjecting more grievance. Right, it won't stop, and
Speaker 1: there's no way it's gonna stop. Well, they're seventeen, now,
Speaker 1: that's true. You can keep moving home. No, that's true too,
Speaker 1: And then that also doesn't solve it, right, it makes
Speaker 1: it way worse.
Speaker 3: It doesn't really help out in the future at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1: I think when your kid starts becoming like an independent
Speaker 1: thinker and can do something about it, you've pretty much
Speaker 1: lost control at that point.
Speaker 3: Unless you beat them into submission.
Speaker 1: And then you're its assault and child abuse and it
Speaker 1: comes all these other things and.
Speaker 5: Then they hate you and more.
Speaker 2: Some age it turns from child abuse to just domestic
Speaker 2: so fine, right, yikes, Yeah, I think it's like that.
Speaker 1: It's at that. It's like that Shane Gillis juke about
Speaker 1: make a Wish and that they tell nineteen year olds
Speaker 1: get fucked right, and they don't want to admit that
Speaker 1: they have a hard line, but they do.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry you're too old, man.
Speaker 1: But I really want to meet the rug if you're
Speaker 1: really sick. And then like you turn nineteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, we couldn't get to you last year.
Speaker 1: Ye're going to The idea that that's like a hard
Speaker 1: rule is wild.
Speaker 3: So now just everybody should be part of a make
Speaker 3: a Wish.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta have, man, you do. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like the argument of public property. Public property, I can
Speaker 1: go wherever I want. No, it's been well established that
Speaker 1: that's just the taxes paid for it. But there are
Speaker 1: rules to kind of keep it orderly.
Speaker 3: There are laws for a reason. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got every dying fifty six year old out
Speaker 2: there trying to go to Disneyland, the fat man, but
Speaker 2: I got cancer.
Speaker 3: You're fifty six and you've been smoking for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Should there be like an older version of make That
Speaker 1: would be so fucking fantastically awesome? But then again, everyone dies, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so at what age do you cap it?
Speaker 2: I don't think you can it if it's for adults only, right,
Speaker 2: I think I don't think you camp it, like twenty
Speaker 2: five and above?
Speaker 3: Well, are twenty one?
Speaker 1: In a b I'll argue this. I'll argue there's a
Speaker 1: window where it's not okay, and then then there's a
Speaker 1: window where it's okay again. So like you're dying and
Speaker 1: you're like in your nineties, and they're they put you
Speaker 1: on the plane that you flew on and maybe the
Speaker 1: most insane time of your life because you went to
Speaker 1: a war, right, or they throw you out of a
Speaker 1: goddamn airplane right with a parachute. Like at some point
Speaker 1: it becomes okay to do those things again. But then
Speaker 1: there's a window they're like, too bad, you're just fucking
Speaker 1: middle aged.
Speaker 2: Deal with it, right, So you're thinking, like, skip the thirties,
Speaker 2: skip the thirties and forties. Anybody fifty and above, why
Speaker 2: are you owing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I think because what if you're if you're terminal in
Speaker 4: your thirties, I think you should be able.
Speaker 1: To do something like what like what would be your
Speaker 1: wish at thirty? It isn't something simple like Disney World.
Speaker 1: It's like I want to go with, yeah, make it happen, man,
Speaker 1: wear the super Bowl?
Speaker 3: Fuck okay?
Speaker 1: And you can't call you got to call it something else.
Speaker 1: It can't be making wish for adults and then it
Speaker 1: under and then who this charity?
Speaker 4: You can still just I don't think I think it
Speaker 4: could be under the same umbrella. Doesn't have to just
Speaker 4: be for It could be no, it could just be
Speaker 4: make a wish the pro I could just open it
Speaker 4: up to adults.
Speaker 1: Listen. The problem with it is that there are there's
Speaker 1: a window at a certain age where things go wrong young.
Speaker 1: It's shocking when a kid gets fucking cancer. It's shocking
Speaker 1: when they get some terminal disease at some age you
Speaker 1: just go, fuck, that's life, man.
Speaker 3: Right again, you've been smoking for thirty years.
Speaker 1: And that's another thing. If you get lung cancer or
Speaker 1: pancreatic cancer, which is quote they classify as a quote
Speaker 1: luxury cancer, with somebody you have a fucking issue with it.
Speaker 1: You can eat my dick. My dad died of it,
Speaker 1: so I can say what the fuck I want about it.
Speaker 1: But like that is, you've done something to cause that cancer,
Speaker 1: and you should you get a wish right now?
Speaker 4: What if it's lung cancer but you've never smoked a
Speaker 4: day in your life.
Speaker 1: Again, But that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it's
Speaker 1: a term illness you've created.
Speaker 3: There has to be some boundaries there. But I think
Speaker 3: there's something.
Speaker 1: You're still telling someone who dies they can't have their
Speaker 1: final wish. Though my dad died from a cancer like that,
Speaker 1: it still was really fucking sad that he was. He
Speaker 1: realized all these things he wanted to do.
Speaker 2: All Right, then, all cancer patients, no matter what you're in,
Speaker 2: you're in.
Speaker 3: You're good, no matter what if you brought it upon
Speaker 3: yourself or not.
Speaker 5: It's not like they get to everyone anyway.
Speaker 1: What about a stroke victim who can't speak or talk.
Speaker 5: Well, then we'll never know what they act.
Speaker 2: Well, no, they wrote it down, okay, right, then send
Speaker 2: them on dinner with Kate Upton.
Speaker 1: There you go, Julie, and there are plenty of kids
Speaker 1: that go through Make a wish that can't audibilize what
Speaker 1: they want, and their parents go they've always loved Spider
Speaker 1: Man deep down inside their kids like, oh no, they
Speaker 1: don't even like fucking cartoons because you don't know what
Speaker 1: they're saying.
Speaker 3: He really always wanted to go to Disneyland because.
Speaker 1: Right because I'm in a fucking chair and I can't
Speaker 1: stay on the Okay, stay there, Mom and dad are
Speaker 1: gonna go on Space Mountain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait with our bags.
Speaker 1: Oh it was so fun. Hold on your drooling and
Speaker 1: let me clean that up off your face. Look at
Speaker 1: the smile on his face he had. Did he have fun?
Speaker 1: I mean he appeared to. But we had a fucking blast.
Speaker 3: It was great. Thanks to Make a Wish.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong. Make a Wish is an amazing organization,
Speaker 1: amazing and it is also for the parents. I know
Speaker 1: people don't love hearing that, but it is.
Speaker 2: I think we make I'm going to reach out to
Speaker 2: the people Make a Wish and reach out to Jane,
Speaker 2: you know, and be like, Hey, what's up with this
Speaker 2: adult division?
Speaker 3: Can we make this? This is something we can do.
Speaker 3: They'll come in next year for the Rumbling Roll.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think you can call it
Speaker 1: make a wish. It has to be a different name
Speaker 1: because you need clear separation on what organizations people are
Speaker 1: giving money to. People give it to make a wish.
Speaker 1: They believe and want and have for years been under
Speaker 1: the impression that they're giving money to a child getting
Speaker 1: a wish. Granted, I don't want Earl who's been fucking
Speaker 1: pounding jack and cokes at the corner bar at eleven
Speaker 1: am for fucking forty years because he's always wanted to,
Speaker 1: you know, see the Empire State Building, because his great
Speaker 1: great grandfather fucking sit on a beam and had a
Speaker 1: goddamn lunch there that he should now. All right, So
Speaker 1: it's got to be a different.
Speaker 5: Name, all right.
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 5: One one last trip right?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: One one more adventure?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I like that. One last trip around Stars.
Speaker 1: I don't know, bucket list, just call it what do
Speaker 1: you want?
Speaker 3: You want?
Speaker 1: How about this Golden Wishes?
Speaker 3: Okay, see that.
Speaker 5: The Golden Bachelor, No farewell.
Speaker 1: Wishes, that seems to fit. Final Wishes, Hey, I got that.
Speaker 1: Beyond the Sunset sounds like a retirement home, right, funeral home? Yeah,
Speaker 1: final chapter foundation Yeah. See all of those work fine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they sound sadisfuck.
Speaker 4: Before the end, before we say goodbye, we're on or something,
Speaker 4: before we wig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta use the acronym because it doesn't sound
Speaker 1: awesome the other way.
Speaker 3: Make a wish mah yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make a wish videos though, and like people get
Speaker 1: like they see you get to see videos of kids
Speaker 1: getting granted wishes. It ranks up there. If you're like
Speaker 1: feeling down, go watch those videos. You're like awesome, or
Speaker 1: or go watch the videos of babies or kids that
Speaker 1: have never fucking seen and they put glasses on them
Speaker 1: or here are you can add to mine here in
Speaker 1: a second. But like being able to see and like
Speaker 1: they get to see somebody for the first time and
Speaker 1: they're like holy, Like the kids like holy fuck, yeah
Speaker 1: look at you. Well yeah, it looks around like everybody's
Speaker 1: seen this the whole time. They're so awesome.
Speaker 5: You're their mama's voice are good too.
Speaker 2: And we had a guy that worked here who was
Speaker 2: color blind and they got on those special glasses to
Speaker 2: make up see right, and we're trying to create a
Speaker 2: moment like that. If you remember, this is a couple
Speaker 2: I don't remember. This is a couple of years back.
Speaker 2: The guy he lives in Nashville. Now I don't want
Speaker 2: to say his name. That's loud, but you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Worked for the Twister, named after a
Speaker 2: se Texas so far Okay, he was color blind and
Speaker 2: they went out and got him a special pair of
Speaker 2: those glasses that allow color blind people to see like
Speaker 2: normal people do.
Speaker 1: I didn't know this. Oh yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: This was around the holidays. I want to say, but.
Speaker 2: Uh, it pretty much did not go the way they
Speaker 2: wanted it to. They was hoping that it would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's so amazing, I could see you, blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: He's just like, okay, cool.
Speaker 1: Was he not colorblind?
Speaker 2: I don't know, to be honest, there, I just got
Speaker 2: this ship in passing and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 2: you were trying to get a viral moment and you failed.
Speaker 3: What was when that cut was working with us here
Speaker 3: on the show?
Speaker 1: The idea? I don't know, Like I would think that
Speaker 1: you can't just be like, hey, did you hear Gimpi's
Speaker 1: color blind? You're like shit, okay, and you go to
Speaker 1: Amazon and you order colorblind glasses and they show up.
Speaker 1: I would imagine there's some tweaking that needs to happen
Speaker 1: or are you saying that? He put them on and
Speaker 1: he was like, fuck, that's worse than who wants to
Speaker 1: see blue right?
Speaker 2: Or whatever color color? It didn't work out. It didn't
Speaker 2: work out the way that that person was expecting it
Speaker 2: to be. An eye thought that is.
Speaker 1: It is one of the classic fun things when there's
Speaker 1: build up for something and everybody gets excited and it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen, you're like, oh, uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like when I told my kids we were going
Speaker 4: to Disney World, surprise them. I got them the twins.
Speaker 5: We surprised them for their birthday.
Speaker 4: We had a puzzle made and it said, surprise, We're
Speaker 4: going to Disney World.
Speaker 5: They thought we were going to Idaho and to.
Speaker 4: The potato farm.
Speaker 1: We were gonna Why did they think that? What kind
Speaker 1: of fucking puzzle did you buy?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, No, we were going to take a They knew
Speaker 4: we were going to take a family vacation, so we said, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're going to go to Idaho and plants.
Speaker 1: So you were joking that time, Yeah, so you had
Speaker 1: already set up the disappointment. Well, that's on you.
Speaker 4: So then when they put this puzzle together Marcus was
Speaker 4: like helping them with it, and he was like, oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, last piece,
Speaker 4: you like put in the last piece.
Speaker 5: And he's like surprise.
Speaker 1: He goes to read it because no one else Okay.
Speaker 4: Disney World and Marcus and Leo, oh is this real?
Speaker 3: Is this real?
Speaker 4: They're all excited and Eli and We're like yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: And Eli just puts his hands in his and against
Speaker 4: his chest and pouts and I wanted to go to
Speaker 4: Idaho and see, yeah, grow potatoes.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's because you built it up for a fucking Idaho.
Speaker 1: That's on you. Yeah, you caused your own disappointment.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he had a miserable time.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, just walking around fucking Disney Road with this
Speaker 2: goddamn potato.
Speaker 3: This could be us. Yeah, I could have been putting
Speaker 3: you on the ground right now. But no, I'm in
Speaker 3: line for this.
Speaker 1: I love those things when kids are like I want
Speaker 1: a potato for Christmas, or that one with the kid
Speaker 1: opens up a banana. Aba was like I asked Santa
Speaker 1: for a box. I'm like, you're getting I will, I
Speaker 1: will put a call in. Yeah, you will be getting
Speaker 1: a box from Santa. I promise I'm gonna buy the
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to the box store, which is a thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna buy the biggest fucking box that I
Speaker 1: can find. And Santa's gonna make sure she gets regerator boxes.
Speaker 5: The twins got one one year. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I don't think they do that anymore. They're styrofoam and
Speaker 1: they're wrapped in Oh well.
Speaker 4: We had a refrigerator box one year and they made
Speaker 4: a house out of it, a rocket ship out of it,
Speaker 4: a boat out of it.
Speaker 5: It was that thing lasted in our house for months.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, Yeah no, I don't let that stuff last
Speaker 1: that long. Right, But she was so goddamn big, but
Speaker 1: she would love it. Oh yeah, No, she's getting a
Speaker 1: fucking box. I'm sorry, she's getting a box to do
Speaker 1: whatever she wants to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, uh, I want to make that one up,
Speaker 3: all right.
Speaker 1: Last podcast of the year, lindsay you have anything you've
Speaker 1: been wanting to bring up in a podcast.
Speaker 4: Actually, I had a question written down for to tell
Speaker 4: the truth, and it was asked a question.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: I've had it written and I always freaking look over it.
Speaker 4: If there was a day of the year, a holiday
Speaker 4: that you could invent or name, what would it be?
Speaker 5: What day of the year a holiday, new holiday?
Speaker 2: Oh, give gimpy ten dollars day. Yeah, everybody feels like yeah,
Speaker 2: and we'll do it on April twentieth.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Everybody that crosses your path or in the mail, you
Speaker 1: just everybody past two mail they go to the website
Speaker 1: give dot com and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mal okay, mail it Toomey cash ypp ben Mo, mofucker,
Speaker 2: I'll give. I'll take it and fucking you know, carry
Speaker 2: your pigeon whatever. Yeah, No, that that makes that makes
Speaker 2: the most sense. Yeah, that is incredibly selfish. I was
Speaker 2: going to think of something a little more charitable.
Speaker 3: But you don't know what I'm doing with the ten
Speaker 3: dollars that I get.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a good idea, I fucking know.
Speaker 2: I'm mine take a portion of those proceeds and make
Speaker 2: it to the golden wishes.
Speaker 1: No, and I hit it to the final destination. You
Speaker 1: only would so you could say you did, and ten
Speaker 1: dollars would count as you doing it.
Speaker 2: So because I'm gonna be using them golden witches later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna pick reverse day, and it is a
Speaker 1: day you have to do what.
Speaker 3: Your partner does.
Speaker 2: Like you would have to go to work for where
Speaker 2: you're yeah, Lindsay would have to sell cars. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not married, so it works out right, your partner, so
Speaker 2: it doesn't your spouse, I guess.
Speaker 3: So you take yeah, go work for a law firm. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just for a day.
Speaker 1: It's like take your daughter to work. You're not getting
Speaker 1: any power, Like you're not going to be resting people
Speaker 1: putting your fires. Ye right, you have to go and
Speaker 1: see what they go through. And also you have to
Speaker 1: do like at home, like you've got to do all
Speaker 1: their stuff. Oh yeah, whatever they do, settle down.
Speaker 5: I would love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, listen, I know you track your husband's location so
Speaker 1: you know when he's on his way home, so he
Speaker 1: can get up and act like you've been doing shit
Speaker 1: all day, right, man, facking.
Speaker 3: Hard to do well.
Speaker 4: Super Bowl Monday would be mine. So the day after
Speaker 4: the super Bowl would be a national holiday.
Speaker 3: No work, everybody gets off.
Speaker 5: Yeah work, Yes, you can recover from your super Bowl party.
Speaker 3: I don't really ever have a problem with that. I
Speaker 3: don't need to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: So, uh, what about you can be anything You've wanted
Speaker 1: to bring up last podcast. Got some question you've been
Speaker 1: waiting to ask for a while?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, bro, It's been a good year. You know.
Speaker 2: Started off a little rough, a little weird, got a
Speaker 2: little weird there in the beginning, but for the most
Speaker 2: part for me anyway, personally, shit's been pretty fucking solid.
Speaker 3: I'm good. I'm happy, you know, even.
Speaker 2: With all the changes that's gone around here in this place,
Speaker 2: I'm my happy camper.
Speaker 3: I can still work, I can still pay my bills,
Speaker 3: I can still eak. To me, that is success.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the monumental moment of making it through another year
Speaker 1: on the show when there were times that I didn't
Speaker 1: know if we can make it to the end of
Speaker 1: the year, right, just because it's been wild. It's been
Speaker 1: a wild ride so far this year. So hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: get to do this be in the same spot in
Speaker 1: a year. Been doing the podcast. Has nothing of knowledge
Speaker 1: I have. It's just the industry is in a weird place.
Speaker 1: Things change and evolve, and I have no idea what
Speaker 1: the future holds. So you guys have a fantastic holiday, man,
Speaker 1: make sure you enjoy some time with the family and friends,
Speaker 1: and it might be for some of the people you
Speaker 1: love the last one you have with them, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: And don't think just because they're old. It's those people.
Speaker 1: You guys, have a fantastic holiday. We love you, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: See ya, bye bye