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<v Speaker 1>I found this article and I am so excited to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it. Did you know that they're Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>ocean's terrifying, right, it's so I think it's such a

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<v Speaker 1>crazy place, endless threats that we're not even aware of.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a fish in the ocean that's it's penis

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<v Speaker 1>can detach and then go and then go out and

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<v Speaker 1>come back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, goes out, gets laid, comes back, attaches itself back

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<v Speaker 2>to your body.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called a nautilus.

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<v Speaker 3>A nautilus.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and during mating, the male paper nautilus detaches his

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<v Speaker 1>penis and presents it to the female. It then continues

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<v Speaker 1>to function independently, transferring sperm to the female even after

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<v Speaker 1>separation from the male's body. The detachable penis of the

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<v Speaker 1>paper nautilus, there's multiple purposes from ensuring effective fertilization to

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<v Speaker 1>increasing the male's chances of passing on its genetic material.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's just showing like how far it will go

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<v Speaker 1>to keep going pro create. Okay, the idea that I

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<v Speaker 1>could hand not have to put it in my wife's

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<v Speaker 1>per just stays in my wife's first that's wild.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is where the song detachable penis comes into play,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe and maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, or really having a mind of its own.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's a good question too. Does it have

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<v Speaker 1>a mind of it?

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<v Speaker 2>How does it know to get to the the fish puss?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 1>How does it?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it just fall? The smell?

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<v Speaker 1>How does it know to get to the tuna?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? Exactly? That's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see a video of this. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see a little video of this fish micro penis

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<v Speaker 1>shoot across? Is it fast?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a video of removing the penis fish from

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<v Speaker 2>a man's penis.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want that.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you smell?

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<v Speaker 1>Again?

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<v Speaker 5>How do you spell the.

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<v Speaker 1>Nautilus in a U T?

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<v Speaker 3>I l U s Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And when you see the nautiluss you'd be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen that before. You just didn't realize that's what

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<v Speaker 2>it was called. And I sugars hell didn't know that

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<v Speaker 2>I had a detachable penis.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks kind of like a conk shellow mongst.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's fun. I think it'd be dangerous though.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, your dick gets you in enough trouble as it is,

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<v Speaker 2>and now it's detachable and just.

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<v Speaker 3>Goes off wandering whenever it wants to.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, but I guess if you're a single nautilus

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<v Speaker 2>in the bottom of the ocean, you know, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>really matter.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's long.

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<v Speaker 3>How long is a nautilust dong?

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<v Speaker 1>It just says it's longest in the body to body ratio. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I was in I was I was speaking of penises.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, so fucking going through prep. This was last

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<v Speaker 2>week when it was in there or whatever. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this dog is ready for porno, right, And I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>I get the fuck out of here, and I click

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<v Speaker 2>on it right because I'm curious what are they talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>And this dog had the biggest fucking dick I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>seen in my life attached to a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>This thing was massive.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wow, good for you. And he was

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<v Speaker 1>a small dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You would have liked chihuah was small, But it was

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<v Speaker 2>more like, you know, uh, what are those dogs that

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<v Speaker 2>the queen had?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm talking about the corky. Yeah, it's about to

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<v Speaker 3>a Corgie.

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<v Speaker 1>But the schlog on this dog was fucking massive. I'm like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just looking up well endowed dogs right right, because

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<v Speaker 1>looking up dogs with massive penis just doesn't. That's too bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was in our it was in our

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<v Speaker 3>prep and I don't think I don't that doesn't hold

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<v Speaker 3>on to it for too long.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is on uh just answers dot com. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>had submitted the question Hi there, oh, where is it

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<v Speaker 1>which dog has the thickest penis? Ah? So someone went

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<v Speaker 1>online like tried to get the answer, couldn't found this

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<v Speaker 1>place to to do this. Hi there, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>your question. It's difficult to say, but in general, a

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<v Speaker 1>giant breed dog such as a mastiff or a Great

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<v Speaker 1>Dane would have the largest external genitalia.

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<v Speaker 3>You would think, I'm hoping that. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a weird Google search, but it's worth it. But

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<v Speaker 2>I can't find the dog the picture of the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this it?

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<v Speaker 1>What is the length of a wolf's penis? Again? Someone

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<v Speaker 1>was curious why I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>That?

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<v Speaker 1>Being said, they've been measured at death and the average

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<v Speaker 1>size is seven to ten inches of a wolf penis.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>This corresponds decently well with one dog breed that is

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<v Speaker 1>in similar size, being the Great Dane, which has a

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<v Speaker 1>penis length of eight to ten inches. Lindsay Good news.

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<v Speaker 1>We know someone who owns a Great Dane and can

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<v Speaker 1>give is the get in this room is the great

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<v Speaker 1>Dane penis expert. I've never touched my dog. Nobody said that.

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<v Speaker 1>I never said that. I just said you we do this.

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<v Speaker 1>If you own it, then you are the expert. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>And so you are the Great Dane penis expert in

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<v Speaker 1>the room.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>But you've never I don't know if it's that long,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you don't look at it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, I mean it's there. Any dog slungs there?

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<v Speaker 1>They don't have pants on, you know. But I have

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<v Speaker 1>never seen my great Dane wrecked. No, No, he's a humper.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a motherfucking humper. But he just has no fuck

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<v Speaker 2>idea what he's doing. And the two lipstick doesn't come out.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so weird. No, he ain't fixed.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a question, because you said you haven't seen your

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<v Speaker 1>great Danes of erect penis? Have you seen any dogs?

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<v Speaker 1>How many dogs erect penis have you seen? Probably more

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<v Speaker 1>than what I need to You know, there's time. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of one.

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<v Speaker 3>There's time.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit, I got a picture you remember that pug that

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<v Speaker 2>I had, right, This is when I first moved into

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<v Speaker 2>that house fucking years ago, and we didn't even have

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<v Speaker 2>anything moved in yet. Just the dogs, right, no furniture,

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<v Speaker 2>no nothing. And and Samson, the pug is sitting there

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<v Speaker 2>on the fucking tie by the fireplace, right, it's fucking deck,

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<v Speaker 2>just hanging the fuck out, you know, just hey, what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? I guess Samson likes the place. He's habby God,

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<v Speaker 2>lucky dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Serge of bacca brow. His massive are gross. You could

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<v Speaker 1>just say penises. They don't look like that, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a subreddit that makes you go, oh, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck? This is about dogs penises? This is a.

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<v Speaker 3>What are we doing here with that's? I can't see that?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you probably don't want to see it, No, you don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to see a dog's penis like a

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<v Speaker 1>duck's penis. You ever seen a ducks penis? Lindsay they're

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<v Speaker 1>rapers too, Yes, yes, ducks. Ducks are fucking assholes man

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<v Speaker 1>cork screwed, raping egg penis shape, raping ass duck. Look

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<v Speaker 1>at a koala penis. Look at that?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh god, what is.

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<v Speaker 3>That cotton and blender or something.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like it's trying to pick something up at

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of a machine at an arcade.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like back in the day they have those little

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<v Speaker 2>snaps that you put in like cigars and cigarettes, and

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<v Speaker 2>you light it and eventually blows the end of that

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<v Speaker 2>cigarette cigar up.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what it looks like.

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<v Speaker 1>Female koalas have five have three vaginas.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what I think it's the snail that has five buttholes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's so weird, man, it makes me glad to be

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<v Speaker 2>a human.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do?

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<v Speaker 3>All those vaginas and all those buttholes.

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<v Speaker 1>Inside the vagina? It branches off into three spots.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Koalas have forklift penises. Yeah, because she's got three vaginas.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta hit all of them. Yeah, ones for pleasure,

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<v Speaker 2>ones for breeding. What's the other one for?

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<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 1>How about this koala sex's voice activated?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Male koalas broadcast their availability and breeding season. Their

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<v Speaker 1>voice travels far and clucky. Females make their travel plans

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<v Speaker 1>to the deepest voice in the land. So the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the uh very wide of the koalas gets all the ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, uh okay uh. Koalas ovulate only after they've

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<v Speaker 1>had sex.

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<v Speaker 3>Really in the a little late at that point in time.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess hormones released in response to sex cause the

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<v Speaker 1>ovary to release an egg, which is fertilized by stored sperm.

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<v Speaker 1>M It suggested that it's good for animals with large

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<v Speaker 1>home ranges who might have trouble finding each other on

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<v Speaker 1>the at the right time. So it has to do

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<v Speaker 1>with they migrate around to find their partner, so they

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to ovulate and be like, damn, I missed

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<v Speaker 1>the window. Female also may also be able to choose

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<v Speaker 1>not to ovulate. How about that, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have something. I don't want to have this this person's

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<v Speaker 1>kouala baby.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't like the way his eyes are not for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not good. I don't want to remember this one. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how about that Koalas. I would have never guessed that

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<v Speaker 1>would be what we would talk about on our last

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<v Speaker 1>podcast of the year. Yeah, somebody texted and said there

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<v Speaker 1>was no way I would go upstairs alone to confront anyone. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just the nature of confronting is aggression. Yeah, but then

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<v Speaker 1>you have no If you can't go alone, you have

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<v Speaker 1>no business going up there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of that hinges on. Also, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you going up there? How are you presenting yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just going up there like God damn it? Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>you know cool about it? Or are you going up

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<v Speaker 2>there fucking throwing a fit and throwing your hands in

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<v Speaker 2>the air. What the fuck is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Man? You're shining dicks down on my daughter's face? What

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<v Speaker 3>the fuck man he had do with?

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<v Speaker 4>Say, Hey, guys, I appreciate the drink, thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 4>but listen, can you stop with the laser pointing. I've

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<v Speaker 4>got my kids down here. I'm just celebrating my birthday.

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<v Speaker 4>I would appreciate it again, thank you for the drink.

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<v Speaker 4>Have a good night.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the problem I agree with that. But the problem

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<v Speaker 1>is you're feeding the cat. That's the only issue.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to sit here and let them shine dicks

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<v Speaker 2>down on my table right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's this funny jiu jitsu joke out joke whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and people are like jiu jitsu wouldn't work in the

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<v Speaker 1>real world, and he's like, that's right, because you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>penises when if you just are like, just ignore it,

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<v Speaker 1>they'll get bored. Right, they want our reaction.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right, that's why they're shining a laser now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, haha, it's a penis. Everybody has one, almost

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<v Speaker 1>everybody whatever, like, okay, and please bring us our Tara Massule.

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<v Speaker 2>you never know when the dick gets shined on you.

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<v Speaker 1>You can shine that dick back. Listen, you carry a

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<v Speaker 2>That would be an awesome you know, they got laser

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<v Speaker 1>Please, we need to respond to the restaurant. Apparently that

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<v Speaker 3>For sure, absolutely, fuck all right, I'll go. I'll check

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<v Speaker 5>The problem We've got dick.

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<v Speaker 3>There's dicks everywhere, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>Exqueeze me.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there was a dick. I just saw it.

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<v Speaker 1>There goes sir. There's no dick. It was on my chest, Sir,

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<v Speaker 1>I say it with my own eye. And then it

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<v Speaker 3>What my daughter, it was pointing at her mouth. It

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<v Speaker 1>There was a dick in her soup.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a red dis.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, the color is not important, alright, let's just stick

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<v Speaker 1>to the facts. I swear it was red. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a green one too, all right, how much have you

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<v Speaker 4>Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>Right exactly, I understand it's your birthday. You're gonna have

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<v Speaker 3>M yeah, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie, my kid was having a funny conversation with one

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<v Speaker 1>of her friends and the they were talking about drugs

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, and my kid was like, yeah, there's

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<v Speaker 1>all kinds of drugs. Some drugs are good, some drugs

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<v Speaker 1>are bad, like aspirin, okay, right, and the kid was

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<v Speaker 1>like the other kid was like, drugs, what are drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>They're not what are drugs? And I'm like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 1>you are in trouble, ma'am. Yeah, your kid is either

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<v Speaker 1>not be fun to hang out with, right right, because

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<v Speaker 2>You're about to get a phone call. What is my

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<v Speaker 2>about drugs?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not a big believer in Like, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have cutesy names for genitals. It is a penis and

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<v Speaker 1>a vagina. I have one, your mom has one. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how you're here, right, Really? Yes, we got my oldest.

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<v Speaker 1>My youngest asked if we were Santa. Really, she's starting

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<v Speaker 1>to figure it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe or somebody at the school is telling her. Probably

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<v Speaker 1>that more than likely that's it. Yeah, because the little kids,

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<v Speaker 1>one of them apparently her dad doesn't believe in Santa.

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<v Speaker 1>No shit, dude, right, she's about that age.

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<v Speaker 3>Though, is she nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? My youngest? This is my youngest. It's the youngest

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<v Speaker 1>first grade yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, So the oldest found out told her about it,

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<v Speaker 2>no question, no, no, she said it was from the playground.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I think it was my brother.

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<v Speaker 2>That told me that broke it to me that Santa

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't real, and I was about that that age.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think my parents my brother ruined it for me.

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<v Speaker 5>So what did you tell?

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<v Speaker 1>I just said, well, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you believe?

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<v Speaker 1>If you believe, then that's good enough. Some people believe,

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<v Speaker 1>some people don't. But Santa is about many things. So

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<v Speaker 1>Santa is a spirit, it's not it's not a it's

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<v Speaker 1>not an effigy. And so you know, if she chooses

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<v Speaker 1>to believe, great, if not great. But I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stop being Sanna even if she's like, my thing is like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't ruin it for your sister. Right. If she's like

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<v Speaker 1>you're saning, aren't you be like, yeah, but don't ruin

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<v Speaker 1>it for your sister. I'm not a big believe. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a big believer in the lying to my kids, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't think it gets you anywhere in the end.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what she's gonna do, though, So as soon

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<v Speaker 2>as you tell her, she's gonna go run and tell

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<v Speaker 2>her sister.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's just how it goes man, siblings.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, it hardly matters, you know what I'm saying, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I would rather It's more important to

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<v Speaker 1>me that my kid knows I'm honest with them than

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<v Speaker 1>if they ruin it to their fucking sister. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want them running it, but also don't want them fucking

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<v Speaker 1>riding on the wall, like, goddamn kids be kids, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I also don't want them doing some of the other

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<v Speaker 1>crazy shit. But it's like Lindsay was asking me about

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<v Speaker 1>if my kid was seventeen and did at a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>year old, would I like it? I was like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't like it, but I'm not going back to.

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<v Speaker 3>You trying to hook Marcus up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, that's older than Marcus. Marcus is not that old.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, it doesn't matter at that point, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>would be interjecting more grievance. Right, it won't stop, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's no way it's gonna stop. Well, they're seventeen, now,

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<v Speaker 1>that's true. You can keep moving home. No, that's true too,

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<v Speaker 1>And then that also doesn't solve it, right, it makes

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<v Speaker 1>it way worse.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't really help out in the future at all whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think when your kid starts becoming like an independent

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<v Speaker 1>thinker and can do something about it, you've pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>lost control at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless you beat them into submission.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you're its assault and child abuse and it

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<v Speaker 1>comes all these other things and.

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<v Speaker 5>Then they hate you and more.

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<v Speaker 2>Some age it turns from child abuse to just domestic

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<v Speaker 2>so fine, right, yikes, Yeah, I think it's like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's at that. It's like that Shane Gillis juke about

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<v Speaker 1>make a Wish and that they tell nineteen year olds

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<v Speaker 1>get fucked right, and they don't want to admit that

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<v Speaker 1>they have a hard line, but they do.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, sorry you're too old, man.

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<v Speaker 1>But I really want to meet the rug if you're

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<v Speaker 1>really sick. And then like you turn nineteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry, we couldn't get to you last year.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye're going to The idea that that's like a hard

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<v Speaker 1>rule is wild.

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<v Speaker 3>So now just everybody should be part of a make

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<v Speaker 3>a Wish.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you gotta have, man, you do. It's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like the argument of public property. Public property, I can

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<v Speaker 1>go wherever I want. No, it's been well established that

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<v Speaker 1>that's just the taxes paid for it. But there are

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<v Speaker 1>rules to kind of keep it orderly.

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<v Speaker 3>There are laws for a reason. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got every dying fifty six year old out

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<v Speaker 2>there trying to go to Disneyland, the fat man, but

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<v Speaker 2>I got cancer.

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<v Speaker 3>You're fifty six and you've been smoking for thirty years.

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<v Speaker 1>Should there be like an older version of make That

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<v Speaker 1>would be so fucking fantastically awesome? But then again, everyone dies, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so at what age do you cap it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you can it if it's for adults only, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I don't think you camp it, like twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five and above?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, are twenty one?

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<v Speaker 1>In a b I'll argue this. I'll argue there's a

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<v Speaker 1>window where it's not okay, and then then there's a

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<v Speaker 1>window where it's okay again. So like you're dying and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like in your nineties, and they're they put you

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<v Speaker 1>on the plane that you flew on and maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>most insane time of your life because you went to

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<v Speaker 1>a war, right, or they throw you out of a

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<v Speaker 1>goddamn airplane right with a parachute. Like at some point

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<v Speaker 1>it becomes okay to do those things again. But then

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<v Speaker 1>there's a window they're like, too bad, you're just fucking

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<v Speaker 1>middle aged.

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<v Speaker 2>Deal with it, right, So you're thinking, like, skip the thirties,

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<v Speaker 2>skip the thirties and forties. Anybody fifty and above, why

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<v Speaker 2>are you owing?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I think because what if you're if you're terminal in

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<v Speaker 4>your thirties, I think you should be able.

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<v Speaker 1>To do something like what like what would be your

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<v Speaker 1>wish at thirty? It isn't something simple like Disney World.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I want to go with, yeah, make it happen, man,

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<v Speaker 1>wear the super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And you can't call you got to call it something else.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't be making wish for adults and then it

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<v Speaker 1>under and then who this charity?

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<v Speaker 4>You can still just I don't think I think it

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<v Speaker 4>could be under the same umbrella. Doesn't have to just

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<v Speaker 4>be for It could be no, it could just be

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<v Speaker 4>up to adults.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen. The problem with it is that there are there's

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<v Speaker 1>a window at a certain age where things go wrong young.

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<v Speaker 1>It's shocking when a kid gets fucking cancer. It's shocking

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<v Speaker 1>when they get some terminal disease at some age you

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<v Speaker 1>just go, fuck, that's life, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Right again, you've been smoking for thirty years.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's another thing. If you get lung cancer or

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<v Speaker 1>pancreatic cancer, which is quote they classify as a quote

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<v Speaker 1>luxury cancer, with somebody you have a fucking issue with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You can eat my dick. My dad died of it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I can say what the fuck I want about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But like that is, you've done something to cause that cancer,

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<v Speaker 1>and you should you get a wish right now?

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<v Speaker 4>What if it's lung cancer but you've never smoked a

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<v Speaker 4>day in your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, But that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying it's

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<v Speaker 1>a term illness you've created.

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<v Speaker 3>There has to be some boundaries there. But I think

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<v Speaker 3>there's something.

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<v Speaker 1>You're still telling someone who dies they can't have their

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<v Speaker 1>final wish. Though my dad died from a cancer like that,

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<v Speaker 1>it still was really fucking sad that he was. He

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, then, all cancer patients, no matter what you're in,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in.

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<v Speaker 3>You're good, no matter what if you brought it upon

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<v Speaker 3>yourself or not.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not like they get to everyone anyway.

430
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<v Speaker 1>What about a stroke victim who can't speak or talk.

431
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<v Speaker 5>Well, then we'll never know what they act.

432
00:21:32.519 --> 00:21:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, they wrote it down, okay, right, then send

433
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<v Speaker 2>them on dinner with Kate Upton.

434
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<v Speaker 1>There you go, Julie, and there are plenty of kids

435
00:21:39.119 --> 00:21:41.160
<v Speaker 1>that go through Make a wish that can't audibilize what

436
00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:43.519
<v Speaker 1>they want, and their parents go they've always loved Spider

437
00:21:43.559 --> 00:21:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Man deep down inside their kids like, oh no, they

438
00:21:50.359 --> 00:21:52.640
<v Speaker 1>don't even like fucking cartoons because you don't know what

439
00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:53.480
<v Speaker 1>they're saying.

440
00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:57.119
<v Speaker 3>He really always wanted to go to Disneyland because.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Right because I'm in a fucking chair and I can't

442
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<v Speaker 1>stay on the Okay, stay there, Mom and dad are

443
00:22:05.400 --> 00:22:06.920
<v Speaker 1>gonna go on Space Mountain.

444
00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:13.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, wait with our bags.

445
00:22:13.880 --> 00:22:16.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh it was so fun. Hold on your drooling and

446
00:22:16.640 --> 00:22:18.799
<v Speaker 1>let me clean that up off your face. Look at

447
00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:22.200
<v Speaker 1>the smile on his face he had. Did he have fun?

448
00:22:22.319 --> 00:22:25.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean he appeared to. But we had a fucking blast.

449
00:22:25.160 --> 00:22:26.720
<v Speaker 3>It was great. Thanks to Make a Wish.

450
00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:30.880
<v Speaker 1>Don't get me wrong. Make a Wish is an amazing organization,

451
00:22:31.480 --> 00:22:34.480
<v Speaker 1>amazing and it is also for the parents. I know

452
00:22:34.519 --> 00:22:36.440
<v Speaker 1>people don't love hearing that, but it is.

453
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<v Speaker 2>I think we make I'm going to reach out to

454
00:22:40.920 --> 00:22:43.240
<v Speaker 2>the people Make a Wish and reach out to Jane,

455
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:45.319
<v Speaker 2>you know, and be like, Hey, what's up with this

456
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<v Speaker 2>adult division?

457
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<v Speaker 3>Can we make this? This is something we can do.

458
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<v Speaker 3>They'll come in next year for the Rumbling Roll.

459
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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I don't think you can call it

460
00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:54.440
<v Speaker 1>make a wish. It has to be a different name

461
00:22:54.599 --> 00:22:57.559
<v Speaker 1>because you need clear separation on what organizations people are

462
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<v Speaker 1>giving money to. People give it to make a wish.

463
00:22:59.799 --> 00:23:02.599
<v Speaker 1>They believe and want and have for years been under

464
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<v Speaker 1>the impression that they're giving money to a child getting

465
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<v Speaker 1>a wish. Granted, I don't want Earl who's been fucking

466
00:23:09.960 --> 00:23:14.000
<v Speaker 1>pounding jack and cokes at the corner bar at eleven

467
00:23:14.039 --> 00:23:17.880
<v Speaker 1>am for fucking forty years because he's always wanted to,

468
00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:20.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, see the Empire State Building, because his great

469
00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:24.119
<v Speaker 1>great grandfather fucking sit on a beam and had a

470
00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:28.519
<v Speaker 1>goddamn lunch there that he should now. All right, So

471
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<v Speaker 1>it's got to be a different.

472
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<v Speaker 5>Name, all right.

473
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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

474
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<v Speaker 5>One one last trip right?

475
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<v Speaker 1>Uh?

476
00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:40.400
<v Speaker 5>One one more adventure?

477
00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:47.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? I like that. One last trip around Stars.

478
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, bucket list, just call it what do

479
00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:55.000
<v Speaker 1>you want?

480
00:23:55.400 --> 00:23:55.799
<v Speaker 3>You want?

481
00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:58.200
<v Speaker 1>How about this Golden Wishes?

482
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, see that.

483
00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.079
<v Speaker 5>The Golden Bachelor, No farewell.

484
00:24:02.519 --> 00:24:09.799
<v Speaker 1>Wishes, that seems to fit. Final Wishes, Hey, I got that.

485
00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:16.160
<v Speaker 1>Beyond the Sunset sounds like a retirement home, right, funeral home? Yeah,

486
00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:22.000
<v Speaker 1>final chapter foundation Yeah. See all of those work fine, Yeah,

487
00:24:22.039 --> 00:24:24.039
<v Speaker 1>but they sound sadisfuck.

488
00:24:24.920 --> 00:24:31.519
<v Speaker 4>Before the end, before we say goodbye, we're on or something,

489
00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:33.279
<v Speaker 4>before we wig.

490
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta use the acronym because it doesn't sound

491
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<v Speaker 1>awesome the other way.

492
00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:44.480
<v Speaker 3>Make a wish mah yeah, I guess that makes sense.

493
00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, make a wish videos though, and like people get

494
00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:48.440
<v Speaker 1>like they see you get to see videos of kids

495
00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:51.240
<v Speaker 1>getting granted wishes. It ranks up there. If you're like

496
00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:54.279
<v Speaker 1>feeling down, go watch those videos. You're like awesome, or

497
00:24:54.440 --> 00:24:56.759
<v Speaker 1>or go watch the videos of babies or kids that

498
00:24:56.759 --> 00:24:58.960
<v Speaker 1>have never fucking seen and they put glasses on them

499
00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:01.880
<v Speaker 1>or here are you can add to mine here in

500
00:25:01.920 --> 00:25:04.359
<v Speaker 1>a second. But like being able to see and like

501
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:06.160
<v Speaker 1>they get to see somebody for the first time and

502
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:10.039
<v Speaker 1>they're like holy, Like the kids like holy fuck, yeah

503
00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:13.160
<v Speaker 1>look at you. Well yeah, it looks around like everybody's

504
00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:16.240
<v Speaker 1>seen this the whole time. They're so awesome.

505
00:25:19.799 --> 00:25:22.720
<v Speaker 5>You're their mama's voice are good too.

506
00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:25.160
<v Speaker 2>And we had a guy that worked here who was

507
00:25:25.240 --> 00:25:29.200
<v Speaker 2>color blind and they got on those special glasses to

508
00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.279
<v Speaker 2>make up see right, and we're trying to create a

509
00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:34.200
<v Speaker 2>moment like that. If you remember, this is a couple

510
00:25:34.519 --> 00:25:36.559
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. This is a couple of years back.

511
00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:39.200
<v Speaker 2>The guy he lives in Nashville. Now I don't want

512
00:25:39.240 --> 00:25:41.119
<v Speaker 2>to say his name. That's loud, but you know what

513
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:43.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about. Worked for the Twister, named after a

514
00:25:43.839 --> 00:25:48.119
<v Speaker 2>se Texas so far Okay, he was color blind and

515
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.400
<v Speaker 2>they went out and got him a special pair of

516
00:25:50.440 --> 00:25:53.920
<v Speaker 2>those glasses that allow color blind people to see like

517
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:54.839
<v Speaker 2>normal people do.

518
00:25:55.000 --> 00:25:57.039
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know this. Oh yeah, I don't remember.

519
00:25:57.039 --> 00:25:59.599
<v Speaker 3>This was around the holidays. I want to say, but.

520
00:26:00.920 --> 00:26:03.839
<v Speaker 2>Uh, it pretty much did not go the way they

521
00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:06.880
<v Speaker 2>wanted it to. They was hoping that it would be like, oh,

522
00:26:07.000 --> 00:26:09.319
<v Speaker 2>that's so amazing, I could see you, blah blah blah.

523
00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:11.720
<v Speaker 3>He's just like, okay, cool.

524
00:26:12.799 --> 00:26:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Was he not colorblind?

525
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:16.799
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, to be honest, there, I just got

526
00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:19.400
<v Speaker 2>this ship in passing and I was like, I was like,

527
00:26:20.559 --> 00:26:23.799
<v Speaker 2>you were trying to get a viral moment and you failed.

528
00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:25.839
<v Speaker 3>What was when that cut was working with us here

529
00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:26.319
<v Speaker 3>on the show?

530
00:26:27.720 --> 00:26:30.079
<v Speaker 1>The idea? I don't know, Like I would think that

531
00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:33.200
<v Speaker 1>you can't just be like, hey, did you hear Gimpi's

532
00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:34.799
<v Speaker 1>color blind? You're like shit, okay, and you go to

533
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:37.519
<v Speaker 1>Amazon and you order colorblind glasses and they show up.

534
00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:40.880
<v Speaker 1>I would imagine there's some tweaking that needs to happen

535
00:26:41.720 --> 00:26:43.279
<v Speaker 1>or are you saying that? He put them on and

536
00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:46.000
<v Speaker 1>he was like, fuck, that's worse than who wants to

537
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:47.480
<v Speaker 1>see blue right?

538
00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:50.880
<v Speaker 2>Or whatever color color? It didn't work out. It didn't

539
00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:53.400
<v Speaker 2>work out the way that that person was expecting it

540
00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:55.559
<v Speaker 2>to be. An eye thought that is.

541
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<v Speaker 1>It is one of the classic fun things when there's

542
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.640
<v Speaker 1>build up for something and everybody gets excited and it

543
00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:07.119
<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen, you're like, oh, uncomfortable.

544
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:09.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like when I told my kids we were going

545
00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:13.119
<v Speaker 4>to Disney World, surprise them. I got them the twins.

546
00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.240
<v Speaker 5>We surprised them for their birthday.

547
00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:18.839
<v Speaker 4>We had a puzzle made and it said, surprise, We're

548
00:27:18.880 --> 00:27:19.720
<v Speaker 4>going to Disney World.

549
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:24.440
<v Speaker 5>They thought we were going to Idaho and to.

550
00:27:24.480 --> 00:27:27.079
<v Speaker 4>The potato farm.

551
00:27:27.160 --> 00:27:29.279
<v Speaker 1>We were gonna Why did they think that? What kind

552
00:27:29.319 --> 00:27:30.400
<v Speaker 1>of fucking puzzle did you buy?

553
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:30.720
<v Speaker 2>No?

554
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.000
<v Speaker 4>No, No, we were going to take a They knew

555
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:35.680
<v Speaker 4>we were going to take a family vacation, so we said, yeah,

556
00:27:35.720 --> 00:27:38.680
<v Speaker 4>we're going to go to Idaho and plants.

557
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.599
<v Speaker 1>So you were joking that time, Yeah, so you had

558
00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:43.920
<v Speaker 1>already set up the disappointment. Well, that's on you.

559
00:27:44.759 --> 00:27:48.480
<v Speaker 4>So then when they put this puzzle together Marcus was

560
00:27:48.519 --> 00:27:50.599
<v Speaker 4>like helping them with it, and he was like, oh

561
00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.240
<v Speaker 4>my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, last piece,

562
00:27:53.519 --> 00:27:54.759
<v Speaker 4>you like put in the last piece.

563
00:27:55.119 --> 00:27:56.039
<v Speaker 5>And he's like surprise.

564
00:27:56.119 --> 00:27:58.119
<v Speaker 1>He goes to read it because no one else Okay.

565
00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:02.960
<v Speaker 4>Disney World and Marcus and Leo, oh is this real?

566
00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:03.640
<v Speaker 3>Is this real?

567
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:06.559
<v Speaker 4>They're all excited and Eli and We're like yeah, of course.

568
00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:09.359
<v Speaker 4>And Eli just puts his hands in his and against

569
00:28:09.400 --> 00:28:12.599
<v Speaker 4>his chest and pouts and I wanted to go to

570
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:15.640
<v Speaker 4>Idaho and see, yeah, grow potatoes.

571
00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's because you built it up for a fucking Idaho.

572
00:28:18.279 --> 00:28:21.680
<v Speaker 1>That's on you. Yeah, you caused your own disappointment.

573
00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:22.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

574
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:25.359
<v Speaker 5>I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it.

575
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:26.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he had a miserable time.

576
00:28:26.920 --> 00:28:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, just walking around fucking Disney Road with this

577
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:31.519
<v Speaker 2>goddamn potato.

578
00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:35.720
<v Speaker 3>This could be us. Yeah, I could have been putting

579
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:37.279
<v Speaker 3>you on the ground right now. But no, I'm in

580
00:28:37.359 --> 00:28:37.839
<v Speaker 3>line for this.

581
00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I love those things when kids are like I want

582
00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.039
<v Speaker 1>a potato for Christmas, or that one with the kid

583
00:28:43.079 --> 00:28:47.680
<v Speaker 1>opens up a banana. Aba was like I asked Santa

584
00:28:47.720 --> 00:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>for a box. I'm like, you're getting I will, I

585
00:28:50.720 --> 00:28:53.680
<v Speaker 1>will put a call in. Yeah, you will be getting

586
00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>a box from Santa. I promise I'm gonna buy the

587
00:28:57.079 --> 00:28:59.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go to the box store, which is a thing,

588
00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:02.119
<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna buy the biggest fucking box that I

589
00:29:02.160 --> 00:29:07.400
<v Speaker 1>can find. And Santa's gonna make sure she gets regerator boxes.

590
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:09.200
<v Speaker 5>The twins got one one year. I don't know how.

591
00:29:09.240 --> 00:29:12.599
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they do that anymore. They're styrofoam and

592
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:14.359
<v Speaker 1>they're wrapped in Oh well.

593
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:16.640
<v Speaker 4>We had a refrigerator box one year and they made

594
00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:18.759
<v Speaker 4>a house out of it, a rocket ship out of it,

595
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:20.119
<v Speaker 4>a boat out of it.

596
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:23.599
<v Speaker 5>It was that thing lasted in our house for months.

597
00:29:23.720 --> 00:29:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, Yeah no, I don't let that stuff last

598
00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:29.480
<v Speaker 1>that long. Right, But she was so goddamn big, but

599
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:31.599
<v Speaker 1>she would love it. Oh yeah, No, she's getting a

600
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:34.960
<v Speaker 1>fucking box. I'm sorry, she's getting a box to do

601
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:35.799
<v Speaker 1>whatever she wants to.

602
00:29:35.960 --> 00:29:40.240
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, uh, I want to make that one up,

603
00:29:40.240 --> 00:29:40.519
<v Speaker 3>all right.

604
00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Last podcast of the year, lindsay you have anything you've

605
00:29:43.640 --> 00:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>been wanting to bring up in a podcast.

606
00:29:47.160 --> 00:29:50.519
<v Speaker 4>Actually, I had a question written down for to tell

607
00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:53.240
<v Speaker 4>the truth, and it was asked a question.

608
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:53.559
<v Speaker 1>I know.

609
00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:57.319
<v Speaker 4>I've had it written and I always freaking look over it.

610
00:29:57.759 --> 00:29:59.880
<v Speaker 4>If there was a day of the year, a holiday

611
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:03.319
<v Speaker 4>that you could invent or name, what would it be?

612
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 5>What day of the year a holiday, new holiday?

613
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:13.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh, give gimpy ten dollars day. Yeah, everybody feels like yeah,

614
00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:15.359
<v Speaker 2>and we'll do it on April twentieth.

615
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

616
00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:19.400
<v Speaker 1>Everybody that crosses your path or in the mail, you

617
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:22.559
<v Speaker 1>just everybody past two mail they go to the website

618
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:23.839
<v Speaker 1>give dot com and.

619
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mal okay, mail it Toomey cash ypp ben Mo, mofucker,

620
00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:30.799
<v Speaker 2>I'll give. I'll take it and fucking you know, carry

621
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:34.279
<v Speaker 2>your pigeon whatever. Yeah, No, that that makes that makes

622
00:30:34.319 --> 00:30:38.519
<v Speaker 2>the most sense. Yeah, that is incredibly selfish. I was

623
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.079
<v Speaker 2>going to think of something a little more charitable.

624
00:30:40.880 --> 00:30:42.400
<v Speaker 3>But you don't know what I'm doing with the ten

625
00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:43.200
<v Speaker 3>dollars that I get.

626
00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.079
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's a good idea, I fucking know.

627
00:30:47.480 --> 00:30:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm mine take a portion of those proceeds and make

628
00:30:49.960 --> 00:30:51.359
<v Speaker 2>it to the golden wishes.

629
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:55.799
<v Speaker 1>No, and I hit it to the final destination. You

630
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:58.640
<v Speaker 1>only would so you could say you did, and ten

631
00:30:58.680 --> 00:31:00.119
<v Speaker 1>dollars would count as you doing it.

632
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.599
<v Speaker 2>So because I'm gonna be using them golden witches later on.

633
00:31:04.839 --> 00:31:07.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna pick reverse day, and it is a

634
00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:09.279
<v Speaker 1>day you have to do what.

635
00:31:09.160 --> 00:31:10.039
<v Speaker 3>Your partner does.

636
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Like you would have to go to work for where

637
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:20.480
<v Speaker 2>you're yeah, Lindsay would have to sell cars. Yeah, I'm

638
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:23.839
<v Speaker 2>not married, so it works out right, your partner, so

639
00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:26.519
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't your spouse, I guess.

640
00:31:26.759 --> 00:31:31.559
<v Speaker 3>So you take yeah, go work for a law firm. Yeah, yeah,

641
00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:32.279
<v Speaker 3>just for a day.

642
00:31:32.799 --> 00:31:34.240
<v Speaker 1>It's like take your daughter to work. You're not getting

643
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:36.240
<v Speaker 1>any power, Like you're not going to be resting people

644
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<v Speaker 1>putting your fires. Ye right, you have to go and

645
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<v Speaker 1>see what they go through. And also you have to

646
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<v Speaker 1>do like at home, like you've got to do all

647
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<v Speaker 1>their stuff. Oh yeah, whatever they do, settle down.

648
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<v Speaker 5>I would love that.

649
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

650
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<v Speaker 1>No, listen, I know you track your husband's location so

651
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<v Speaker 1>you know when he's on his way home, so he

652
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<v Speaker 1>can get up and act like you've been doing shit

653
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<v Speaker 1>all day, right, man, facking.

654
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<v Speaker 3>Hard to do well.

655
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<v Speaker 4>Super Bowl Monday would be mine. So the day after

656
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<v Speaker 4>the super Bowl would be a national holiday.

657
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<v Speaker 3>No work, everybody gets off.

658
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<v Speaker 5>Yeah work, Yes, you can recover from your super Bowl party.

659
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<v Speaker 3>I don't really ever have a problem with that. I

660
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<v Speaker 3>don't need to be honest with you.

661
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<v Speaker 1>So, uh, what about you can be anything You've wanted

662
00:32:22.119 --> 00:32:25.720
<v Speaker 1>to bring up last podcast. Got some question you've been

663
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<v Speaker 1>waiting to ask for a while?

664
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, nothing, bro, It's been a good year. You know.

665
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<v Speaker 2>Started off a little rough, a little weird, got a

666
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<v Speaker 2>little weird there in the beginning, but for the most

667
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<v Speaker 2>part for me anyway, personally, shit's been pretty fucking solid.

668
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<v Speaker 3>I'm good. I'm happy, you know, even.

669
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<v Speaker 2>With all the changes that's gone around here in this place,

670
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<v Speaker 2>I'm my happy camper.

671
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<v Speaker 3>I can still work, I can still pay my bills,

672
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:49.319
<v Speaker 3>I can still eak. To me, that is success.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the monumental moment of making it through another year

674
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<v Speaker 1>on the show when there were times that I didn't

675
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<v Speaker 1>know if we can make it to the end of

676
00:32:57.119 --> 00:33:00.480
<v Speaker 1>the year, right, just because it's been wild. It's been

677
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<v Speaker 1>a wild ride so far this year. So hopefully we'll

678
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<v Speaker 1>get to do this be in the same spot in

679
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<v Speaker 1>a year. Been doing the podcast. Has nothing of knowledge

680
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<v Speaker 1>I have. It's just the industry is in a weird place.

681
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<v Speaker 1>Things change and evolve, and I have no idea what

682
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<v Speaker 1>the future holds. So you guys have a fantastic holiday, man,

683
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<v Speaker 1>make sure you enjoy some time with the family and friends,

684
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<v Speaker 1>and it might be for some of the people you

685
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<v Speaker 1>love the last one you have with them, which is crazy.

686
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<v Speaker 1>And don't think just because they're old. It's those people.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, have a fantastic holiday. We love you, Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>See ya, bye bye
