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Speaker 2: found in ubers.
Speaker 3: Yes, Uber does this report every year.
Speaker 1: You know, here are the kind of weirdest things that
Speaker 1: we found leftover. People take Uber ride and they leave
Speaker 1: something in there, and there's always weird stuff. Phone wile
Speaker 1: at keys. Those are the big three sex toys, luggage
Speaker 1: four sex toys didn't quite make it, but vaping vapes.
Speaker 3: You quite those things? Huh yeah sometimes Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dallas came in as the number nine city in terms
Speaker 1: of being forgetful, so good job.
Speaker 3: That's not a beat Houston. When you say beat, where
Speaker 3: was Houston at?
Speaker 1: They were tenth? They were actually last. Forgetful that we
Speaker 1: didn't beat them. Yeah, I think being forgetful of a
Speaker 1: normal thing.
Speaker 2: Is that per capita or is that just overall gross forgetfulness?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Probably probably a percentage. Okay, Uber's
Speaker 1: probably not a half assed in this. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a big click clickbait story for them every year, because
Speaker 1: I could see Toledo being number one, but they just
Speaker 1: don't have that many people.
Speaker 3: But per capita, they're very forgetful.
Speaker 1: That was New York, Miami, Chicago, La, Washington. Let's get
Speaker 1: to the weird stuff though. A DJ mixing board. Why hey,
Speaker 1: DJ's got to get a ride to his next gig.
Speaker 3: I could see, But how do you even fit that?
Speaker 3: I guess it's not that big mixtures, you know, eighteen
Speaker 3: inches by eighteen Wait, that's look the one thing you
Speaker 3: need for a gig? Yeah, thank you?
Speaker 1: Remember pour it out, poor shippy number forty seven. A
Speaker 1: taxidermied rabbit.
Speaker 3: Okay, why do you have that? Why not?
Speaker 1: You know, maybe you went to get it taxi dermid
Speaker 1: and uh, while you're stuffing it, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Get a drink and then I'll uber home. Are you
Speaker 2: as a hunter? Are you proud of that kill?
Speaker 3: Hey? Man, I shot a rabbit. It might have been
Speaker 3: a pet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, when I first thought thumper lives in the
Speaker 2: form of being on your desk.
Speaker 1: But if you're a hunter, I think you do honestly,
Speaker 1: way more easier to brag about a rabbit then, short
Speaker 1: of deer, Well, yeah, deers are huge.
Speaker 2: I hunt, but I hunt rabbits with automatic weapons.
Speaker 3: Forty six ten live lobsters?
Speaker 2: Why do you leave ten live lobsters? First of all,
Speaker 2: they're alive. There's a lot of them. They got their
Speaker 2: little pinchers taped together.
Speaker 3: They're like trying to pinch the uber driver. What we
Speaker 3: had some fake blood? Of course?
Speaker 1: Halloween? Right, that's that seems that's easy to put that
Speaker 1: one together. It is hard to kind of make some
Speaker 1: of these work. Some ozimpic, What what is your vile
Speaker 1: of mozipic?
Speaker 3: I guess they take that to a lab to make
Speaker 3: sure that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I like this one.
Speaker 3: Divorce papers okay, god, oh you're cleaning out your car.
Speaker 1: I think that was on purpose, the divorce paper or
Speaker 1: still like that a sewing machine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harry Potter wand Christina see.
Speaker 1: So the smaller things I can see leaving behind, something
Speaker 1: like a sewing machine or a DJ mixboard.
Speaker 3: Here's what I think happened on the sewing machine.
Speaker 2: I think an old lady passed away and the sun
Speaker 2: went in there, and he was like, God, my mother
Speaker 2: loved the sewing machine. I just can't give it away.
Speaker 2: But what a beat down. They have to keep the
Speaker 2: sewing machine. So his plan was to get into an
Speaker 2: uber and purposely leave it there and go, oh my god,
Speaker 2: the sewing machines gone. You can't track.
Speaker 3: Down an uber.
Speaker 2: I do wonder if people are purposefully leaving things, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I know that, like certain things are hard to
Speaker 2: throw away. Like it's like you can't apparently, you can't
Speaker 2: just throw away a flag. You got to take it
Speaker 2: to a police department or fire station or something like that.
Speaker 2: You can't just throw it away. I'll throw it away. No,
Speaker 2: you can't. Marines will come and get you. Yeah, the marines,
Speaker 2: the trash guys.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: The only way that you can properly dispose of a
Speaker 2: flag is to actually go overseas and engage in combat
Speaker 2: and just you know, while in the middle of combat,
Speaker 2: the flag gets destroyed.
Speaker 1: That's the only acceptable way any of those who are
Speaker 1: triggered right now. I didn't say an American flag. I
Speaker 1: said an old cowboys flag.
Speaker 3: Respect.
Speaker 2: No, the only way you can throw away an American
Speaker 2: flag is to go deliver it to like a I
Speaker 2: think a post office or a police department or fire department,
Speaker 2: something like that. So they're like, I don't want this,
Speaker 2: but if you've gotten an uber, though, you could actually
Speaker 2: get the.
Speaker 3: Same goes with an American League pennant, Oh are you
Speaker 3: lighting around here?
Speaker 1: A photograph of me and my friend at Benny Hannah.
Speaker 3: They come out with the polaroid. It's so great. Every birthday.
Speaker 3: A plunger.
Speaker 2: What why are you traveling with a plunder? I hope
Speaker 2: it's a brand new pledger, not a use one again.
Speaker 2: Sex toys, an.
Speaker 3: Aquarium, fifteen hookahs. That is not convenient. Two mattresses to
Speaker 3: be small. Wait, no, they're not going to accept a mattress.
Speaker 3: I could see where it would have happened once, but two,
Speaker 3: how do you even fit a mattress in an uber?
Speaker 1: A DNA testing kit? Shrek ears a turtle, live breast milk.
Speaker 2: I think a turtle is the easiest pet to travel
Speaker 2: with a chainsaw?
Speaker 3: Is that turtle breast milk?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, just two different things.
Speaker 2: Okay, have you ever seen a turtle going right off
Speaker 2: the nipple? Hand, it's hard to get under there in
Speaker 2: a mannequin head with human hair. Pretty standards to travel
Speaker 2: with that most of us do. Yeah. Coming up next,
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