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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the world famous Ben and Skin show on Luca Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Luca's returned to Dallas with the Lakers. We'll get into

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<v Speaker 2>this throughout the show, but we're really going to get

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<v Speaker 2>it's time for young Kevin to talk about weird things

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<v Speaker 2>found in ubers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Uber does this report every year.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, here are the kind of weirdest things that

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<v Speaker 1>we found leftover. People take Uber ride and they leave

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<v Speaker 1>something in there, and there's always weird stuff. Phone wile

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<v Speaker 1>at keys. Those are the big three sex toys, luggage

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<v Speaker 1>four sex toys didn't quite make it, but vaping vapes.

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<v Speaker 3>You quite those things? Huh yeah sometimes Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Dallas came in as the number nine city in terms

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<v Speaker 1>of being forgetful, so good job.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not a beat Houston. When you say beat, where

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<v Speaker 3>was Houston at?

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<v Speaker 1>They were tenth? They were actually last. Forgetful that we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't beat them. Yeah, I think being forgetful of a

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<v Speaker 1>normal thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that per capita or is that just overall gross forgetfulness?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. Probably probably a percentage. Okay, Uber's

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<v Speaker 1>probably not a half assed in this. Okay, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a big click clickbait story for them every year, because

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<v Speaker 1>I could see Toledo being number one, but they just

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<v Speaker 1>don't have that many people.

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<v Speaker 3>But per capita, they're very forgetful.

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<v Speaker 1>That was New York, Miami, Chicago, La, Washington. Let's get

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<v Speaker 1>to the weird stuff though. A DJ mixing board. Why hey,

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<v Speaker 1>DJ's got to get a ride to his next gig.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see, But how do you even fit that?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess it's not that big mixtures, you know, eighteen

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<v Speaker 3>inches by eighteen Wait, that's look the one thing you

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<v Speaker 3>need for a gig? Yeah, thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember pour it out, poor shippy number forty seven. A

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<v Speaker 1>taxidermied rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, why do you have that? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe you went to get it taxi dermid

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, while you're stuffing it, I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>Get a drink and then I'll uber home. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>as a hunter? Are you proud of that kill?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey? Man, I shot a rabbit. It might have been

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<v Speaker 3>a pet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, when I first thought thumper lives in the

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<v Speaker 2>form of being on your desk.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're a hunter, I think you do honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>way more easier to brag about a rabbit then, short

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<v Speaker 1>of deer, Well, yeah, deers are huge.

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<v Speaker 2>I hunt, but I hunt rabbits with automatic weapons.

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<v Speaker 3>Forty six ten live lobsters?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you leave ten live lobsters? First of all,

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<v Speaker 2>they're alive. There's a lot of them. They got their

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<v Speaker 2>little pinchers taped together.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like trying to pinch the uber driver. What we

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<v Speaker 3>had some fake blood? Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>Halloween? Right, that's that seems that's easy to put that

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<v Speaker 1>one together. It is hard to kind of make some

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<v Speaker 1>of these work. Some ozimpic, What what is your vile

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<v Speaker 1>of mozipic?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess they take that to a lab to make

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<v Speaker 3>sure that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Divorce papers okay, god, oh you're cleaning out your car.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was on purpose, the divorce paper or

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<v Speaker 1>still like that a sewing machine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Harry Potter wand Christina see.

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<v Speaker 1>So the smaller things I can see leaving behind, something

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<v Speaker 1>like a sewing machine or a DJ mixboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's what I think happened on the sewing machine.

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<v Speaker 2>I think an old lady passed away and the sun

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<v Speaker 2>went in there, and he was like, God, my mother

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<v Speaker 2>loved the sewing machine. I just can't give it away.

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<v Speaker 2>But what a beat down. They have to keep the

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<v Speaker 2>sewing machine. So his plan was to get into an

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<v Speaker 2>uber and purposely leave it there and go, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>the sewing machines gone. You can't track.

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<v Speaker 3>Down an uber.

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<v Speaker 2>I do wonder if people are purposefully leaving things, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I know that, like certain things are hard to

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<v Speaker 2>throw away. Like it's like you can't apparently, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>just throw away a flag. You got to take it

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<v Speaker 2>to a police department or fire station or something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't just throw it away. I'll throw it away. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't. Marines will come and get you. Yeah, the marines,

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<v Speaker 2>the trash guys.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>The only way that you can properly dispose of a

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<v Speaker 2>flag is to actually go overseas and engage in combat

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<v Speaker 2>and just you know, while in the middle of combat,

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<v Speaker 2>the flag gets destroyed.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the only acceptable way any of those who are

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<v Speaker 1>triggered right now. I didn't say an American flag. I

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<v Speaker 1>said an old cowboys flag.

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<v Speaker 3>Respect.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the only way you can throw away an American

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<v Speaker 2>flag is to go deliver it to like a I

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<v Speaker 2>think a post office or a police department or fire department,

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<v Speaker 2>something like that. So they're like, I don't want this,

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<v Speaker 2>but if you've gotten an uber, though, you could actually

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<v Speaker 2>get the.

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<v Speaker 3>Same goes with an American League pennant, Oh are you

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<v Speaker 3>lighting around here?

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<v Speaker 1>A photograph of me and my friend at Benny Hannah.

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<v Speaker 3>They come out with the polaroid. It's so great. Every birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>A plunger.

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<v Speaker 2>What why are you traveling with a plunder? I hope

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<v Speaker 2>it's a brand new pledger, not a use one again.

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<v Speaker 2>Sex toys, an.

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<v Speaker 3>Aquarium, fifteen hookahs. That is not convenient. Two mattresses to

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<v Speaker 3>be small. Wait, no, they're not going to accept a mattress.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see where it would have happened once, but two,

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<v Speaker 3>how do you even fit a mattress in an uber?

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<v Speaker 1>A DNA testing kit? Shrek ears a turtle, live breast milk.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a turtle is the easiest pet to travel

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<v Speaker 2>with a chainsaw?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that turtle breast milk?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, just two different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, have you ever seen a turtle going right off

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<v Speaker 2>the nipple? Hand, it's hard to get under there in

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<v Speaker 2>a mannequin head with human hair. Pretty standards to travel

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<v Speaker 2>with that most of us do. Yeah. Coming up next,

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<v Speaker 2>let's talk Luca at the FW. A little Luca talk

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<v Speaker 2>for that ass. Next, just say in less than five minutes,