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<v Speaker 1>Pro chats with a Dare and he tells her he's

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<v Speaker 1>been hooking up with a girl every night on the boat,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's ready to move on and fall in love

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Yeah, and then he asked her if it

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<v Speaker 1>is does this make you feel weird? She says no,

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<v Speaker 1>but he definitely made her feel weird. Standing next to

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<v Speaker 1>a naked clown beating off would be less And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounded weird to me, but I wouldn't like. The

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<v Speaker 1>clowns are weird to me. I hate them, and I

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<v Speaker 1>also hate Christmas. I hate.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi long. Welcome to another brands Bag, new episode of

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<v Speaker 2>bad TV. I'm Dylan. That's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Great to be here, permits boar.

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<v Speaker 2>Granted, double granted, Hey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing great? The numbers are up. I think you

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<v Speaker 1>know we need some reviews over at bad tv, which

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<v Speaker 1>is feed you're listening to dow If you haven't left

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<v Speaker 1>us a review yet, do you mind going over there

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<v Speaker 1>and just click five stars.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to write anything.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'd appreciate it if you wrote something you think that

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<v Speaker 1>helps the algorithm.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I wouldn't venture to guess, wouldn't venture to guess

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<v Speaker 2>how the algorithm works? It's a mysterious opaque monster.

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<v Speaker 1>As it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's the baby shower weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, we'll be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow are we going to have a bang and ap you?

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<v Speaker 1>So my wife and I have conflicting interactions with you.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife said, last week you walked out of the

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<v Speaker 1>studio walk past her. While she was getting in her car,

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<v Speaker 1>she sai, Dylan, we're coming to the baby shower. Can

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<v Speaker 1>we bring the kids? She said that your answer was

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<v Speaker 1>no kids. So then I said no, no, no, no, let

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<v Speaker 1>me ask Dylan. I asked you on Friday, Dylan, can

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<v Speaker 1>we bring our fucking kids? And you said yeah? So

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's going on with the conflicting story? Is my

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<v Speaker 1>wife a liar? Where you hot?

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<v Speaker 2>Well believe all women true? But your wife is a

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<v Speaker 2>filthy law Oh she is. I went out there. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>are you bringing the kids? She said, oh, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't you know she's all frazzled.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, dude, you got too. She's got two kids.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like way too you wait till you got two

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<v Speaker 1>kids and you will someday.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, so she's all frazzled, right, And I go,

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<v Speaker 2>are you bringing the kids, and she goes no. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that she thought that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was already going to say no.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that she thought that I was behaving as though,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, in some kind of some kind of inquisitor

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<v Speaker 2>role like I was, you know, trying to you know,

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<v Speaker 2>nail it to the cross or something like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to bring the kids? Yeah? Boom, no, roasted,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't bring them? Which is the I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>that my heart. I understand that I love Ellie.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, we'll be bringing the kids this weekend. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for saving my money on having to pay for a sinner.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely. The entire baby shower bonanza will be broken down

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<v Speaker 2>at patroon dot com Slash another podcast network.

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<v Speaker 1>For five bucks a month.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus, tell them how you can get five dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>How can you get five dollars? Let me think here?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh want to hear something crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear about this guy? And we'll get into

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<v Speaker 2>below deck.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was going to start to a rest home

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<v Speaker 1>and actually get a job being i don't know, like

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<v Speaker 1>a maintenance worker.

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<v Speaker 2>Steal from the from the elderly.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>That is one way to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>When the person working at the front desk, isn't they

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<v Speaker 1>the receptionist, dig into a person, take money out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, got it, got it? Got it? Well, listen, I

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<v Speaker 2>think that you know, Pat's eyes aren't big enough for

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<v Speaker 2>his stomach. If you do want to get a job

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<v Speaker 2>at a nursing home, I think that you could pretty

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<v Speaker 2>much steal from everybody. You know, they're not very quick

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<v Speaker 2>on the draw, and you'll have much more than five dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't think they allow the elderly to keep

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<v Speaker 1>money on their personal What are they going to do with,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, full of fifty there?

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<v Speaker 2>They're a cash generation. Okay, they don't know this, this

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<v Speaker 2>V and these yeah, stuff like that. But what I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to bring up. Did you hear about this guy

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<v Speaker 2>that got fifty mili off of Starbucks?

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<v Speaker 1>How that happened?

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<v Speaker 2>I see this headline and we'll get into blood decked

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<v Speaker 2>and second.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, they did a campaign and he's like and

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<v Speaker 1>he held them to it? Right, Like didn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I tell you the story?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I think I read the same story.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I see this headline. It says man Acchoirs or

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<v Speaker 2>or man awarded fifty million dollars from Starbucks, and turn

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<v Speaker 2>I turned to my wife, I go, why can't I

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<v Speaker 2>singe my leg off for fifty million? I'll take a

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<v Speaker 2>burn to the inner thigh for fifty million dollars. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I go, oh, you know what that is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of bread for? So I'm reading the article. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a door dash driver. He was handed a tray

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<v Speaker 2>of beverages. One of them was a tee with an

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<v Speaker 2>insecure lid. Okay or unsecure? I guess when you're talking

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<v Speaker 2>about inadimate objects. It spilled on his lap and singed

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<v Speaker 2>his genitals. He went through multiple operations irreparable damage.

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<v Speaker 1>His testes are fries. So Dylan, this harkey back.

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<v Speaker 2>I would not take fifty million for that.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you want to need to make you a whole?

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<v Speaker 2>If we're gonna melt my testies off? It depends on

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<v Speaker 2>if you have kids or not. But if I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>viral twenty four year old man, I mean, the sky's

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<v Speaker 2>the limit. I wouldn't take any amount of money for that.

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<v Speaker 2>So like to melt my balls off?

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<v Speaker 1>Cock looks like Freddy Krueger's face. I understand while you're upset. Now, noh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know in nineteen about five. Can you imagine a

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<v Speaker 1>young Patty. I'm eight years old and I'm talking on

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<v Speaker 1>the school bus and we're talking my buddy, Davey Clark.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dead now, Sunny DAYA.

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<v Speaker 1>He had a heart attack. While I was sleeping. We

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<v Speaker 1>were going back and forth about this old bag who's

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<v Speaker 1>suing McDonald's because a coffee was too hot. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>when I realized this society was a bit too litigious.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you see the injuries. She had a coffee spilled

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<v Speaker 1>between her legs that literally melted her legs. Right, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you making coffee that hot? And it turns out

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<v Speaker 1>the McDonald's had been sued one hundred and forty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>times for the same thing. Knock it off.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta knock it off. No one needs it

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<v Speaker 2>that hot. All right, let's get into below deck. How

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<v Speaker 2>did we watch the episode? We watched it, but more importantly,

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<v Speaker 2>what did we think about?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know, I always watched the show. Sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>like to record the episode the day that I actually

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<v Speaker 1>saw the episode, not five days later. But oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I forget all the fun details.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you Are you being passive aggressive towards me?

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<v Speaker 1>Not at all. No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, because

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<v Speaker 1>we do a lot of this Monday night recording.

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<v Speaker 2>We we couldn't record on Friday because I had I

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<v Speaker 2>was stuck in ultrasounds all morning. You know, these people

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<v Speaker 2>really don't care that you got places to be.

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<v Speaker 1>No, they don't get shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's now. I was present in that moment,

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<v Speaker 2>looking forward to it, in that moment, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife gets very upset with me because when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in any doctor's room, if they're really late, I'd start

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<v Speaker 2>playing around. There's a lot of equipment in there. I

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<v Speaker 2>just start kind of pushing and stuff. Yeah, there was

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<v Speaker 2>a needle dispenser that I broke last time we were there.

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<v Speaker 2>It just wouldn't go back to what and so she

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<v Speaker 2>got pissed up. But anyways, we.

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<v Speaker 1>Were understanding these goddamn doctors, especially in this field, the obgyn.

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<v Speaker 1>You have an appointment, Yeah, you can gauge that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be twenty minutes. Stay schedule their days.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but there are a lot of questions, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>so many questions.

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<v Speaker 1>And go, I gotta go wrap it up. Email me

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<v Speaker 1>any questions now.

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<v Speaker 2>The beautiful and magical women working in the obgyn departments

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<v Speaker 2>across this country. You can be late. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>who can't be dermatologist? Get out of here. What am

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<v Speaker 2>I doing waiting an hour and fifteen minutes to get

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<v Speaker 2>scar cream from you?

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<v Speaker 1>They're fucking around, that's what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking at what new car they want to buy on

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<v Speaker 1>the web.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, get bet you it's Alexis.

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<v Speaker 1>And what other industry does this work. I show up

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<v Speaker 1>at a restaurant and I'm sitting down on my table

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<v Speaker 1>waiting to give my order. Uh, A waiter can just

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<v Speaker 1>show up what he gets to it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that's the entire already of Europe,

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<v Speaker 2>but and lots of other places too. But you know

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<v Speaker 2>that's why you got a tip, keep some honest. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of we spoke about this with Chef's Serena. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>before we get plugged that I'm plugging, okay, doing it?

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<v Speaker 2>You plug it.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a great interview with Chef's Serena. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know what her relationship with that La bastard.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that was that was juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the lord chef she told I always asked

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<v Speaker 1>the question, what's the craziest story you've ever seen on

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<v Speaker 1>hers involved a pretty horny captain. That was pretty I

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<v Speaker 1>always do that and you see you hear what she's

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<v Speaker 1>up to now? And no great episode. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty minutes or we'll drop.

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<v Speaker 2>Every long days, we'll drop it later. Okay, thoughts and nuts.

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<v Speaker 1>There were some surprises in this episode for me doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see kubby Dog.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that crazy love letter, which production spent a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of time mocking fucking was going to be his

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<v Speaker 1>undoing What is what is.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Spaceman's uh name and usual suspects riddle or something

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you have to ask that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, no, no, no, I know it's kaiser name. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But when his limp straightens out, oh god, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>That was essentially like when when his limp straightens out,

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<v Speaker 2>and when a Dare was like, I think this is

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<v Speaker 2>really sweet. It's pretty much the same face. I was

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<v Speaker 2>so shock egg.

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<v Speaker 1>It was quite a twist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say it was Darth Vader's Luke's father to us,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was up there.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a big twist. Wow, you know, I was

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<v Speaker 2>finally on Instagram, and I saw finally on Instagram. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>on it all the time, but I finally saw someone

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<v Speaker 2>echo my fury and my sentiment towards M Night chamming

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<v Speaker 2>Man's Trapped. The first person that said, are we all

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna sit around this guy and spend twenty million

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<v Speaker 2>dollars for a promotional commercial? First daughter, I mean, what

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<v Speaker 2>are we doing here? Thank you? I feel seen. What

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<v Speaker 2>were the other surprises this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, but I could shit all over that

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<v Speaker 1>movie trap for like two hours. I love how the

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<v Speaker 1>movie should end at some point, Oh no, we got

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<v Speaker 1>twenty more men minutes of nonsensical plot.

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<v Speaker 2>It should have ended when he thought, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>could make a movie to further my daughter's career. That's

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<v Speaker 2>when it should have ended.

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<v Speaker 1>And the genius is he probably got investors to.

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<v Speaker 2>Pay for Oh yeah, yeah, a couple of pedos in

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<v Speaker 1>M Night shamming Man. Oh man, Yeah, I loved what

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<v Speaker 1>was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Breaking Breaking Bed?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? That was a great movie. Yeah, all right, did

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<v Speaker 1>you give your nas yet?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I didn't even give them, Okay, give them.

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<v Speaker 1>Audience has got to get pissed. I think we're fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes said, we haven't talked about the goddamn show yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, it's been fun though.

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy talking to my buddy Dell.

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<v Speaker 2>Pots. What were my pots? This show continues to be

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<v Speaker 2>just a hearkening back to the show that we loved.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much in a turmoil, there's so much strife.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that Alisha has really come into the show

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<v Speaker 2>as the show needs heart.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we talked.

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<v Speaker 2>About it with love a blind, love a blind all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, that you can't just have a cast of

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<v Speaker 2>filth that's Flora Bama Shore. You need some anchors, you

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<v Speaker 2>need heart, right, We've got that in Alicia. I think

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<v Speaker 2>we've got it in Johnny. You know that there are

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<v Speaker 2>pillars of genuine good vibes aboard this vessel.

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<v Speaker 1>I you know she does have heart, and I also

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<v Speaker 1>she has a little sass.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there's.

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<v Speaker 1>A plenty of on this vessel. I love when she

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<v Speaker 1>told v Hand fuck off, make his.

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<v Speaker 2>Own honestly, out of my seat metaphorically figuratively. I have

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<v Speaker 2>never gotten up out of my seat one time for

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<v Speaker 2>this show. But ninety pots. Great show, great season.

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<v Speaker 1>Great season. I'm totally enjoying it. That surprise. We already

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<v Speaker 1>pointed out that the fact that a dare was not

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<v Speaker 1>completely grossed out and dare I say creeped out one

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<v Speaker 1>if there was an HR department, perhaps speak to someone

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<v Speaker 1>in that department.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And also how old we man, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how old is that? We'll get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all children. I'm gonna give it forty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>So we start off with a little maya kulpa from

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<v Speaker 2>the j man the Greek. Uh, looks like Aphrodite was

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<v Speaker 2>pushing him a little too close to Alicia's face.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you're referring to as after knowing her for

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<v Speaker 1>five and a half minutes, he tried to stick her tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>Down her Yeah, kiss her right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's in the galley early this morning to

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<v Speaker 1>in fact see if she plans on bringing charges against him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, feeling her out. But she says no, she

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<v Speaker 2>I was cool with it was but I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>why you seem a little caught up on charges.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is the world of seer rutes. There's

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<v Speaker 3>no I understand that. I understand that, but I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't target you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's a great point because in any other work environment.

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<v Speaker 1>This would be completely unacceptable, as is when your direct

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<v Speaker 1>supervisor composes a very creepy, motherfucking love letter to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And there are a lot of kind of rolls

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<v Speaker 2>of the dice before we even get depending that letter

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<v Speaker 2>that are grossly inappropriate. But you know, I was thinking,

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of I think you should leave sketch would

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<v Speaker 2>it be to do this show but for target employees?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it'd be okay. So meanwhile, meanwhile Jet Ski arrives,

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<v Speaker 2>We and Laura have a chat about Serena, and then

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<v Speaker 2>we get a little c red history.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well for so yeah, Laura checks in on

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<v Speaker 1>v Han's rather chaotic love life also, and he appears

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<v Speaker 1>to be playing the field.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Uncle ball of love.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, he was referring to Zorena and the

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<v Speaker 1>kiss that they'd shared, and I think he says, look,

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<v Speaker 1>she threw a vage in my face. What was I

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<v Speaker 1>going to do? Not motor about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Why? I wish that we had producer Kalen Bak so

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<v Speaker 2>he could flag that moment, because otherwise I got to

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<v Speaker 2>go back and listen to it. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>when did Pat talk about When did Pat say that

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting shit that came out of his mouth, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like really pissed because I was gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>edit it. But now I'm like, it's so late, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, I'm just gonna leave it in.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what me Hans said, quote end quotes in essence.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's basically those quotes are working overtime.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, he blames him on Zarena because it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what am I supposed to do when a woman's throwing

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<v Speaker 1>himself at me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're supposed to return the favor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's think it very offended. H Okay, so we get

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<v Speaker 2>a little c red history with the Sioux. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>tale as old as time, masking the isolation of self

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<v Speaker 2>discovery or I should say, drowning it in booze.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Dylan, I think you have the the first word

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<v Speaker 1>self correct. The other word you have wrong is self

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<v Speaker 1>destructive is the word of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you heard what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you say? I said? What is self discovery?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? The isolation of self discovery, you know, because we're

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<v Speaker 2>all you know, at the end of the day, you

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<v Speaker 2>take that journey alone, right, People can people can put

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<v Speaker 2>imprints on you not do certain ways, but you take

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<v Speaker 2>that journey alone, and it's a scary journey a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of the times. And that's why sea rats flee to

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of the ocean.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, now, Dylan. She may have mentioned the d

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<v Speaker 1>word discovery, but she also mentioned that she'd been on

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<v Speaker 1>a path of quote unquote self destruction. And for a

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<v Speaker 1>sea rat, that's like a kid admitting they like ice cream,

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<v Speaker 1>no shit, yeah yeah, yeah. So well apparently she has

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<v Speaker 1>a twin sister. Oh yeah, well one is a twin

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<v Speaker 1>and they were besties and now she's learning how to

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<v Speaker 1>live life on her own. It's worth mentioning. They never

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<v Speaker 1>educated guess on why she didn't mention him. He's uh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's nowhere in the picture.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I finally, you remember when I talked about

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<v Speaker 2>that Sonya Walger book. I was reading ember Sonia Walker.

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<v Speaker 2>I get to the end of this tale, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is a true story. Her father a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a scumbag, right, Argentine Diletant. He goes skydiving,

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<v Speaker 2>he gets he becomes obsessed with skydiving, he's one of

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<v Speaker 2>these manic children. Okay, check this out. Okay. So he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>this is Sonya Walger's father. All right. So he hits

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<v Speaker 2>the deck pretty hard one day because evidently it takes

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<v Speaker 2>two rotations to slow you down to uh not terminal velocity.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh just explodes out of his the bones, they explode everywhere, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But he lives. But it's that injury that sends him

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<v Speaker 2>into a spiral of depression. They have to chop his

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<v Speaker 2>leg off because you know, medicine wasn't what it used

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<v Speaker 2>to be in the nineties and the two thousands, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>So they chop his fucking leg off. He goes, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to kill myself, right, Sonia Walger says, don't don't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. Okay, I love you. You've been very absent throughout

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<v Speaker 2>my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they had like you could have like a

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<v Speaker 1>wood peg leg. The technology. Well yeah, yea, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He got used to the prosthetic. He said, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna kill myself. And then one day, strident,

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<v Speaker 2>stubborn mule of a man, right, is up on a

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<v Speaker 2>rafter with one leg trying to like string a light

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<v Speaker 2>or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Falls dies by accident.

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<v Speaker 2>By accident Sonya Walger's dad. Yeah, wow, crazy story. Now

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<v Speaker 2>that's sad. Now that's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>But Alicia's story zero on the statska try. She also

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<v Speaker 1>mentions before she lays out this rather pathetic Sea Rats

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<v Speaker 1>story that she has no actual experience of the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, great, buried the lead. Can't cook?

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<v Speaker 1>Make make those those steal lots that you're watching?

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<v Speaker 2>Shine baby, why don't you say like a fat gut?

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing it like in imitation of a jerk supervisor.

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<v Speaker 2>Lara is still very pissed off, and Marina quite the

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<v Speaker 2>eagle as she can spawn a fucking disgusting loose hair

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of a bet. I mean that that's disgusting,

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<v Speaker 2>but I gotta I would never have seen that. It's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like superpower stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So we get to is this what we

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<v Speaker 1>get to Harry and Brianna bouncing back and forth telling

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<v Speaker 1>where they think they are in the relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is where I think Laura or Marina accuses

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<v Speaker 2>we end of going through the entire roster of women.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that's actually the next thing. So v Han

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<v Speaker 1>chats with Zarena and Lara joins in and they joke

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<v Speaker 1>about wee Hand being a kissing kissing Bandit.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a kissing band.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we find out in this episode that Serena

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<v Speaker 1>is like, I don't really care. Yeah, I'm just having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm just bouncing around.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. You accept people as they are, right, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't wait for people to disappoint you. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>take them as they are, they're going to be making

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<v Speaker 1>out with other people in between having sex with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a million percent. But he is spenten by love.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you do. You want to get

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<v Speaker 2>to the big red and hairbear thing before we get

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<v Speaker 2>to the.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get there. Patty wants to tell the personal story

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<v Speaker 1>because Harry and Brianna are not on the same page.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants him to pick up the pace and or

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna move on if he doesn't. Yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 1>thinks everything is going fucking great. Typical guy senior year

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<v Speaker 1>college me. I'm dating a girl named Summer right before

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to go on Christmas break. Summer Summer. My

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<v Speaker 1>mom called her Sumner. I'm like, Mom, you never she

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<v Speaker 1>calls my wife Sherry. I don't know, Okay, anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's what the kids call a micro aggression,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right, Yeah, but how long has she known?

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<v Speaker 1>Sherry's I've been with my wife going on thirteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen years, but to be fair, she called the hippie

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<v Speaker 1>white car right by the rock game. All right. So

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<v Speaker 1>sumner summer, right before were about to go on Christmas break,

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<v Speaker 1>we start dating and I'm like, hey, have a great

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas break. I'm really enjoying spending time with you. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I can't wait to see him when

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<v Speaker 1>we get back. Now, So Christmas breaks in college or

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<v Speaker 1>a month and a half. Sure, I get back the

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<v Speaker 1>first day, get off the plane, drive up to campus,

424
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<v Speaker 1>walking around, trying to find summer. She's a little cold

425
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<v Speaker 1>to me. I'm like, hey, what's going on. She doesn't

426
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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to me. And then I learned, like

427
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<v Speaker 1>days later she wanted me to call her over Christmas

428
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<v Speaker 1>break and all this. And then she tells me I

429
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<v Speaker 1>got a guy that I was from high school. He's

430
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<v Speaker 1>coming up to stay in my dorm for two weeks. Now.

431
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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Jesus f H.

432
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<v Speaker 2>Like, I know it moved so fast, the heartbreak.

433
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<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize that I should have been more attentive

434
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<v Speaker 1>guys are dumb.

435
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So anyways, a Dare is approached.

436
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<v Speaker 1>She's approached hats with a Dare and he tells her

437
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<v Speaker 1>he's been hooking up with a girl every night on

438
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<v Speaker 1>the boat, but he's ready to move on and fall

439
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<v Speaker 1>in love with her. Yeah, and then he asked her

440
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<v Speaker 1>if it is does this make you feel weird? She

441
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<v Speaker 1>says no, but he definitely made her feel weird. Standing

442
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<v Speaker 1>next to a naked clown beating off would be less

443
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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, it sounded weird to me, but I wouldn't like.

444
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<v Speaker 1>The clowns are weird to me. I hate them. And

445
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<v Speaker 1>I also hate Christmas.

446
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<v Speaker 2>I hate Yeah, I hate the thought of that. That

447
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<v Speaker 2>is so scary. Oh my god. But yeah, so think

448
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<v Speaker 2>about this. Your boss comes up to you and he

449
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<v Speaker 2>kind of vomits out all the trials and tribulations he's

450
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<v Speaker 2>had with the other women aboard the vessels, aboard the vessel,

451
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<v Speaker 2>and then professes his crush on you. Ween is this

452
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<v Speaker 2>is just not how you operate in places of work.

453
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<v Speaker 1>If you worked at Target and you did this, and

454
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<v Speaker 1>I think in most cases, even if the girl was

455
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<v Speaker 1>like he's I'm attracted to him, would still find this

456
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<v Speaker 1>as vile behavior and he would be fired. They wouldn't

457
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<v Speaker 1>wait till Friday. It would be no, thrown out of

458
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<v Speaker 1>the building in twenty minutes.

459
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

460
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<v Speaker 1>When I worked at that insurance company, this was all

461
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<v Speaker 1>over the place.

462
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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because insurance companies

463
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<v Speaker 2>are essentially like yachts kind of.

464
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

465
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<v Speaker 2>I mean the walls close in. You all meet up

466
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<v Speaker 2>and binge drink after work.

467
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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So a dares not into him. She thinks that

469
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<v Speaker 2>he's I don't know, gay or something. Okay, So preference

470
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<v Speaker 2>sheet meeting and a three four.

471
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<v Speaker 1>Prefriend sheet matag.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, uh, some kind of crime person, I think lawyer.

473
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<v Speaker 2>Crime person is coming board the vessel. She's bringing all

474
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<v Speaker 2>of her lady friends and they from around the world.

475
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<v Speaker 2>I love it, from around the world. And they are

476
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<v Speaker 2>going to Lyddy, a tortoise sanctuary. Oh my god, man,

477
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<v Speaker 2>do I love a tortoise to what stunning stunning creatures? Yeah,

478
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<v Speaker 2>they just fire away and complete passivity and wisdom for

479
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<v Speaker 2>all their life.

480
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<v Speaker 1>They pointed out. I did a PMZ on this on

481
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<v Speaker 1>this tortoise that was almost two hundred years old.

482
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

483
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<v Speaker 1>Now, poor bastards blind.

484
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's two hundreds, two centuries old.

485
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's crazy to think, but one would ask, why

486
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<v Speaker 1>do you live so long? What do you have to

487
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<v Speaker 1>live for?

488
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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

489
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<v Speaker 1>You let us all day?

490
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<v Speaker 2>Well, they'd like lettuce, Oh wa, gonna have purpose of life?

491
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<v Speaker 1>Right? Should we learn from tortoises?

492
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I think we should learn from tortoises. Do you

493
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<v Speaker 2>know that their shells have sacred geometry?

494
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<v Speaker 1>Hmm, like a like a tree.

495
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<v Speaker 2>Trees have sacred geometry too, but it's a little bit

496
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<v Speaker 2>more loosey goosey. Tortoises have real concrete lines of divinity

497
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<v Speaker 2>strewn up and down their back Listen, we love a tortoise?

498
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, never buy a tortoise. I'm gonna tell you as

499
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<v Speaker 1>an animal person, because you're gonna out They're gonna outlive you,

500
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<v Speaker 1>and then you gotta worry about their future if you

501
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<v Speaker 1>fall in love with them as a child.

502
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<v Speaker 2>And you will fall in love with them. They're so gosh,

503
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<v Speaker 2>aren't cute? The way they bite things? It's just amazing,

504
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<v Speaker 2>all right? So A dare asks Johnny if he's been

505
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<v Speaker 2>to the waffle house that was a low percentage? Yes,

506
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<v Speaker 2>just going to say that we and breaks from work

507
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<v Speaker 2>to write a letter. This break is about thirty minutes long,

508
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<v Speaker 2>and uh it is about them on a perfect sunlit

509
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<v Speaker 2>day with country music playing in the background while butterflies

510
00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:33.200
<v Speaker 2>are fluttering in his tummy. Listen. I know the cast listens,

511
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<v Speaker 2>so I don't want to be too I.

512
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<v Speaker 1>Think they understand. We're basically joking about it.

513
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're joking. How dumb is this guy?

514
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<v Speaker 1>I know he's an idiot.

515
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, what do you do would write this letter? Man?

516
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<v Speaker 1>Well, don't pi on our faces.

517
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<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe we're just not brave enough to do

518
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<v Speaker 2>something this stupid.

519
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<v Speaker 1>Now I've done this, Yeah, I wasn't on camera.

520
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<v Speaker 2>Well, when I was in fifth grade, I did.

521
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<v Speaker 1>I used to ask this girl, Carrie Danike, to go

522
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<v Speaker 1>to Roll on America every Sunday throughout the summer of

523
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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty five. She said no, she do this thing,

524
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<v Speaker 1>which I appreciated. She goes, oh, this is pat because

525
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<v Speaker 1>you know you call. We don't have cell phones back then,

526
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<v Speaker 1>and she go, let me go ask my dad. Hold up,

527
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<v Speaker 1>I'd be anxiously waiting is Carrie tonight Roll on America

528
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<v Speaker 1>where I did like the beats right, yeah, And she's like,

529
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<v Speaker 1>dad said, I can't go.

530
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, damn it.

531
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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well I'll call you next Sunday.

532
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, God, you just soak in that Americana of that

533
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<v Speaker 2>tail right there, and you just you're really long, you know.

534
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<v Speaker 2>Now it's all dms and dick pics. That's right, you

535
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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? I can sod them and way.

536
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<v Speaker 1>Better back in the day.

537
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<v Speaker 2>All right, So we get ready to greet the guests.

538
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<v Speaker 2>Ween is still talking about the letter Caroline and the kooks,

539
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<v Speaker 2>right though, there are so many of them, it looked

540
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<v Speaker 2>like there were fifty of them.

541
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<v Speaker 1>Question, did one of them, as they're getting the tour

542
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<v Speaker 1>of the vessel say that Captain hot Jason was checking

543
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<v Speaker 1>her out?

544
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<v Speaker 2>MM? I think so too.

545
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm him. I'm pissed.

546
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, asteroid.

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<v Speaker 2>Bad movie. You could see a bad movie, yeah, be

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<v Speaker 2>shipping on your first box. Thank you Factor. Yeah man,

581
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<v Speaker 2>getting it to the wife. You know.

582
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<v Speaker 3>It's not okay, definitely not yeah, sorry ever accused someone

583
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:08.440
<v Speaker 3>of that?

584
00:29:08.480 --> 00:29:18.799
<v Speaker 1>If you definitely didn't happen anyway, where are we? All right? Meanwhile,

585
00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:23.240
<v Speaker 1>the heads of both departments and uh chat or something

586
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.160
<v Speaker 1>and h Zarena and Alicia. Oh yeah, yeah, sorry, one

587
00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:30.799
<v Speaker 1>thing I'm noticing here. Sorry, my notes are a mess.

588
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<v Speaker 1>Zarena is getting along along swimmingly.

589
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<v Speaker 2>With Alicia, is the perfect attitude, and she has no

590
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:44.480
<v Speaker 2>idea how to cook, so she is perfect candidate for Serena. God.

591
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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I would be so pissed if I was Jason.

592
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, all right, all right, So this is

593
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<v Speaker 1>where Vhan. It only took me eight episodes to say

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<v Speaker 1>his name correctly. Uh he uh.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the fans have lamented that we don't give

596
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<v Speaker 2>them that any nicknames anymore. Right, Well it's not it's right,

597
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:13.359
<v Speaker 2>but I mean we should really do something.

598
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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'll work on it. So he reads his

599
00:30:16.599 --> 00:30:20.480
<v Speaker 1>uh insane letter to Harry. Have you ever had a

600
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<v Speaker 1>buddy do that to you?

601
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<v Speaker 2>Mmm? Nope, I had a buddy do that to me.

602
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<v Speaker 2>My god, are we talk full of personal stories?

603
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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Sorry, well I'll move it on.

604
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<v Speaker 2>But no, no, no, hey.

605
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<v Speaker 1>I sent this text to this girl because she's confused

606
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<v Speaker 1>me on what's going on with the thing. And he

607
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<v Speaker 1>reads it to me and I said, you use the

608
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<v Speaker 1>word heavy petting in that text? Are you out of

609
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<v Speaker 1>your fucking mind?

610
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<v Speaker 2>What content?

611
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<v Speaker 1>And you can't take back a text?

612
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<v Speaker 2>What context was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he was asking, uh, you know, we've been on

614
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<v Speaker 1>five dates and we haven't a kisstore done any heavy petting.

615
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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, are you eighty five fucking years old?

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<v Speaker 2>Ye say that? Yeah, he's trying to be he's trying

617
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<v Speaker 2>to be cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a wording for him that I think

619
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<v Speaker 1>was being polite.

620
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not. No, it's weird.

621
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<v Speaker 1>Very weird.

622
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<v Speaker 2>That not as weird as a naked clown beating off

623
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<v Speaker 2>next to you. That is so fucking weird. Okay, so

624
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<v Speaker 2>we have a little trouble with the door. These ladies

625
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.119
<v Speaker 2>are getting tanked pretty quick. They're falling on the floor

626
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<v Speaker 2>and they're stomping on each other's head.

627
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<v Speaker 1>They're having a great time.

628
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<v Speaker 2>They're having a blast. And then we get to the

629
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<v Speaker 2>well this is where he's reading them the note. I

630
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<v Speaker 2>love that Serena is just filming them doing absolutely nothing.

631
00:31:34.240 --> 00:31:39.880
<v Speaker 2>The guests have requested traditional dance, so what they're going

632
00:31:39.960 --> 00:31:46.599
<v Speaker 2>to get instead are three boat employees in silver underwear

633
00:31:46.680 --> 00:31:52.599
<v Speaker 2>shaking their their little their little booties around. Listen, we

634
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<v Speaker 2>talked about it last week. This stuff works. This stuff

635
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<v Speaker 2>just freaking works. Know how to do it. So the

636
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:04.160
<v Speaker 2>j Man is a little bit more micromanagerial this episode.

637
00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.000
<v Speaker 2>He's like, you love a chat. You know, he's really

638
00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:09.400
<v Speaker 2>he's really getting after him. But then we get to

639
00:32:09.480 --> 00:32:14.279
<v Speaker 2>Laura and we and Lara hates him. Yeah, and Ween

640
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>is not the biggest fan of her. This is what

641
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>we love. This is what we need, you know what

642
00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:19.839
<v Speaker 2>I mean?

643
00:32:19.960 --> 00:32:23.240
<v Speaker 1>Bumping heads with departments absolutely, especially at the top.

644
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:27.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, of course we need some tension in the

645
00:32:27.640 --> 00:32:30.519
<v Speaker 2>various departments. But when the two factions that run the

646
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.480
<v Speaker 2>boat are warring, now that's conflict.

647
00:32:32.720 --> 00:32:36.079
<v Speaker 1>True. Where do you side? I'm somewhere in the middle here.

648
00:32:36.200 --> 00:32:38.839
<v Speaker 1>I think Lara is leaning a little too heavy on

649
00:32:38.920 --> 00:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>the decky department.

650
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm more like Johnny, like, you know,

651
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:50.079
<v Speaker 2>let's not mope, let's not blame, Let's have some good vibes,

652
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:52.039
<v Speaker 2>Let's get some good fucking tips man.

653
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Which makes me ask why in a later episode in

654
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:59.480
<v Speaker 1>the season, is that young man punching a wall.

655
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:02.400
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna have to stay tuned. I guess so, because

656
00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:06.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm also very confused about that. I am it's got

657
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:07.480
<v Speaker 2>to be over Alicia.

658
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:14.759
<v Speaker 1>I think someone gets fired, That's all I'll say. But anyway,

659
00:33:14.960 --> 00:33:17.240
<v Speaker 1>she he says there's a gray area, and then she

660
00:33:17.400 --> 00:33:19.119
<v Speaker 1>just thinks he's a lazy piece of shit and not

661
00:33:19.240 --> 00:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>passionate about it.

662
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:28.759
<v Speaker 2>Can I say something really quickly? Your menagetois in the

663
00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:31.160
<v Speaker 2>d MS, with all these sea rats is really harming

664
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.799
<v Speaker 2>your ability to focus on the narrative of this television show.

665
00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:35.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh you think so, I'm distracted?

666
00:33:35.160 --> 00:33:38.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, I mean, I I you know, I don't.

667
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:41.519
<v Speaker 2>I don't talk to him. I remain pure, clean and

668
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:44.559
<v Speaker 2>innocent throughout this whole process. You're slipping things out to

669
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:47.240
<v Speaker 2>the audience that people might get fired. I mean, it's uh,

670
00:33:48.440 --> 00:33:49.519
<v Speaker 2>it's a conflict of interest.

671
00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:51.599
<v Speaker 1>I thought, Oh, I didn't say any of that.

672
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:53.839
<v Speaker 2>I think you did all right, let's get to dinner.

673
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was gonna say v Ann has a workaround

674
00:33:57.559 --> 00:34:00.960
<v Speaker 1>for Lara's mandate that they need a little help from

675
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.319
<v Speaker 1>the decies, because she said I see them standing right.

676
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:05.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeahyeah, yeah, he's got a fix. Okay, here's the

677
00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:08.880
<v Speaker 1>fix here. When there's nothing to do, right, but you're

678
00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.760
<v Speaker 1>still working, pretend like you're doing something, you know, that's

679
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:14.199
<v Speaker 1>that's the way you get out of doing dishes.

680
00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean we and we'd love to have you

681
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:20.760
<v Speaker 2>on the show. But how this guy is Bosona? I

682
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:26.039
<v Speaker 2>have no idea. He's a deckhand. He is not a Boson. Yeah,

683
00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.840
<v Speaker 2>not a Boson at all. All Right, so Martini's to

684
00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:32.800
<v Speaker 2>start dinner. I can see a pretty cranked up be

685
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:36.119
<v Speaker 2>a c then I you know, if you start with Martini's,

686
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:39.960
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna have a You're gonna get ripped up. Oh yeah, Martin,

687
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.440
<v Speaker 2>it's like three shots of git.

688
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:43.559
<v Speaker 1>Well that's why you just use it as a sipper

689
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:44.119
<v Speaker 1>for like an.

690
00:34:44.000 --> 00:34:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Hour, yeah, half hour. So Alicia made a little curry

691
00:34:49.119 --> 00:34:53.159
<v Speaker 2>for the crew. It is inedible double dog, a double

692
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:55.199
<v Speaker 2>dog Dare food, which is perfect.

693
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:57.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I felt bad for them. They're working all day

694
00:34:57.960 --> 00:35:02.719
<v Speaker 1>long and you make inedible food for that sad the

695
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:04.599
<v Speaker 1>poor guy has to sit there and eat something that

696
00:35:04.639 --> 00:35:06.079
<v Speaker 1>it's like burning his throat.

697
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, as I two spice cocks, I guess

698
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:15.199
<v Speaker 2>I hate spicy. I mean we yeah, we would not.

699
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:18.039
<v Speaker 2>I would throw a canip shit if I was served

700
00:35:18.079 --> 00:35:25.239
<v Speaker 2>something far too spicy. Not right right, right at all?

701
00:35:26.079 --> 00:35:29.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I want to make another observation here. I was

702
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:32.360
<v Speaker 1>not crazy about the cruise shirts that they made them

703
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:36.599
<v Speaker 1>wear to serve dinner. Did you catch that, TACKI They

704
00:35:36.639 --> 00:35:39.280
<v Speaker 1>look like they worked at the White Lotus Hotel. And

705
00:35:39.320 --> 00:35:40.159
<v Speaker 1>that's a tiki bar.

706
00:35:40.320 --> 00:35:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I like it. Yeah, you big tiki guy.

707
00:35:47.559 --> 00:35:48.440
<v Speaker 2>You a tiki like.

708
00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>A pineapple drink with a little booze in it.

709
00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.360
<v Speaker 2>No, I know, But are you a teaky like like.

710
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, referring to the bar down the street from me.

711
00:35:55.199 --> 00:35:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, the LA has these like teaky haunts that people

712
00:35:59.000 --> 00:35:59.400
<v Speaker 2>go to.

713
00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:01.639
<v Speaker 1>You know. Yeah, there's one down the street from me,

714
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:04.119
<v Speaker 1>and there's there's one near you on Sunset. I think

715
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the bar only fits it's a bathroom size.

716
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:08.880
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what I'm saying. All of these tiki haunts

717
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.360
<v Speaker 2>they're tiny, and there's like it's like a trying to

718
00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:14.039
<v Speaker 2>get on the fucking matter horn to go in and

719
00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:15.360
<v Speaker 2>suck down rum, you.

720
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:16.679
<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean, And they get pushed around. You

721
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:18.199
<v Speaker 1>can't even enjoy your goddamn drink.

722
00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people are screaming, and there are like regulars there.

723
00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:23.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, how are you a regular who just goes

724
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:26.519
<v Speaker 2>and drinks my ties all the time? Be a fucking

725
00:36:26.639 --> 00:36:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Vietnam veteran? Like, what's going on here? All right?

726
00:36:36.440 --> 00:36:39.800
<v Speaker 1>If she has a type, based on her description of

727
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:42.119
<v Speaker 1>what she's into, I think she should date kid Rock.

728
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.760
<v Speaker 2>M hmm, yeah, which is the exact.

729
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, not that different than van I guess.

730
00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, Vann is the mini Cooper version of

731
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:57.920
<v Speaker 2>kid Rock. But if you're pissed about a cultural issue,

732
00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:02.119
<v Speaker 2>perhaps and you you wanna you know, let's say, take

733
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 2>your I R out on a stack of bud lights.

734
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:08.199
<v Speaker 2>I dare be right there with you. That was so

735
00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:12.360
<v Speaker 2>cool when he shot all of them. Yeah yeah, yeah, awesome. Yeah, dude,

736
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.719
<v Speaker 2>he is he is the best.

737
00:37:14.800 --> 00:37:18.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's great. You know what that loser? Yeah, he

738
00:37:18.599 --> 00:37:21.679
<v Speaker 1>played the MTV Music Awards two years in a row

739
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:23.599
<v Speaker 1>for some reason. I don't know why they booked himwo

740
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:28.599
<v Speaker 1>years in a row. He did the same song that bow,

741
00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>which he bowed about. In twenty ten, he showed up

742
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.679
<v Speaker 1>there again. Right, You'll never guess what Soggy performed.

743
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I bet he was like, I'm a fucking artist. I'm

744
00:37:40.360 --> 00:37:44.039
<v Speaker 2>gonna do back down South. I'm not doing bomb to bomb.

745
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:47.519
<v Speaker 2>And there was some producer that came out. They went, kid,

746
00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:49.719
<v Speaker 2>that's not what these people need.

747
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.519
<v Speaker 1>You're doing the boat bed.

748
00:37:53.559 --> 00:37:59.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hate this. What a talent? Okay, So yeah,

749
00:37:59.280 --> 00:38:02.079
<v Speaker 2>she has a type of evidently hick chauvinists, but it

750
00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:06.320
<v Speaker 2>hasn't been working for her, which is the gate opening

751
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:11.000
<v Speaker 2>on her love for when local chicken curry with pineapple

752
00:38:11.440 --> 00:38:14.559
<v Speaker 2>kicks things off with open Hawaiian shirts.

753
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:17.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh. By the way, little tease Dill did not let

754
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:19.320
<v Speaker 1>up on Zarena in that interview with her.

755
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh I kind of did.

756
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:24.599
<v Speaker 1>You went in honor a couple of things.

757
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:27.360
<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, I mean, you know, well, we got

758
00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:28.880
<v Speaker 2>to keep it. We got to keep it, honest, we

759
00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:29.800
<v Speaker 2>got to keep it saucy.

760
00:38:29.840 --> 00:38:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, it's saucy, lots of saucy.

761
00:38:32.760 --> 00:38:34.159
<v Speaker 2>Sauce everywhere on that one.

762
00:38:34.199 --> 00:38:37.039
<v Speaker 1>It's because it was on the preference sheet eight thousand times.

763
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:40.119
<v Speaker 1>I'd like to see those preference sheets. Yea, dyl you

764
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:41.039
<v Speaker 1>were talking about.

765
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I was talking about the curry, right, and it's curry

766
00:38:43.599 --> 00:38:45.920
<v Speaker 2>and the people come out and they have their shirts

767
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:51.119
<v Speaker 2>open and their abs are out. And before this, it's

768
00:38:51.159 --> 00:38:54.519
<v Speaker 2>important to note for the record, with the record show,

769
00:38:55.199 --> 00:38:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Ween is giving a Spartacus moment. Pep talk to the

770
00:38:59.519 --> 00:39:04.719
<v Speaker 2>boys as though they are about to land on Normandy. Okay,

771
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:08.320
<v Speaker 2>you're not going to be pissed off when you got

772
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.360
<v Speaker 2>twenty five hundred bones coming your way. Okay, So that's

773
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:17.480
<v Speaker 2>important to color this next thing that happens. They get

774
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:23.280
<v Speaker 2>in their little shorts and they come out for dessert,

775
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:25.119
<v Speaker 2>which is rum and coconut cake.

776
00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I love rum and coconut. I would love this dessert.

777
00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:37.320
<v Speaker 2>You are a big, big tropical fruit dessert.

778
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Not only that, I like smoshy wet. I can just

779
00:39:40.920 --> 00:39:42.320
<v Speaker 1>taste that rum in that cake.

780
00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah yeah, pineapple upside down. Oh yes, what about

781
00:39:48.760 --> 00:39:51.480
<v Speaker 2>a trace leches you're oh you kiddy?

782
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I even buy those from the grocery.

783
00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:59.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's so wet. That's a wet, very wet. Yeah. Yeah.

784
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:08.280
<v Speaker 2>We So anyways, we in kind of pulls a Times

785
00:40:08.320 --> 00:40:09.320
<v Speaker 2>Out kind of moment.

786
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:14.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh I was I was ready to be an ally. Yeah,

787
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:20.880
<v Speaker 1>despite uh, despite showing his naked body at every goddamn opportunity,

788
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.199
<v Speaker 1>At this very moment, he feels exploited.

789
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I meant to say times up, but yeah we

790
00:40:26.880 --> 00:40:31.519
<v Speaker 2>in who a former employee of multiple months at Beef Cheeks,

791
00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:38.119
<v Speaker 2>is now really upset that he was objectified in this

792
00:40:38.199 --> 00:40:39.119
<v Speaker 2>horrific manner.

793
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:40.400
<v Speaker 1>He feels like a piece of bea.

794
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well you are, you're see rat? All right?

795
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Dinner was two courses. I don't know if that's editing.

796
00:40:50.719 --> 00:40:55.239
<v Speaker 2>If it's not editing, let us know, three pots can't

797
00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:58.920
<v Speaker 2>serve people curriem cake call of a day, right, we

798
00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:05.239
<v Speaker 2>can't do that, all right? So Adair's got mail. She

799
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:13.199
<v Speaker 2>goes ugh long letter and then we read down. I

800
00:41:13.239 --> 00:41:18.559
<v Speaker 2>don't know what this fucking hoedown Night's Tale Royalty Free

801
00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:23.000
<v Speaker 2>music was. It made me feel like I was around

802
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:28.599
<v Speaker 2>a campfire with kid Rock shooting those budweisers, those budweisers,

803
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:33.159
<v Speaker 2>that iconography of liberal fucking cuckoo bear shit, you know,

804
00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:37.400
<v Speaker 2>and then instantly transported to the ren Fair. For some reason,

805
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:40.239
<v Speaker 2>the music really threw me off. I couldn't ingest the

806
00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:43.679
<v Speaker 2>love pat was there anything really romantic in the letter.

807
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:46.719
<v Speaker 1>Not absolutely. He just rambled on for quite a bit.

808
00:41:48.599 --> 00:41:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Nothing of note here.

809
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Well it looks like it worked.

810
00:41:51.719 --> 00:41:54.719
<v Speaker 1>Well I'll tell you how he knew it worked. It's

811
00:41:54.760 --> 00:41:58.239
<v Speaker 1>the next morning and Adare and him meet up and

812
00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:02.280
<v Speaker 1>they hug and she says chat later, and to quote Lloyd,

813
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.039
<v Speaker 1>so you're saying there's a chance, yeah, yeah, yeah, And

814
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:12.679
<v Speaker 1>apparently she is. Is she? Though she didn't say no,

815
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:15.199
<v Speaker 1>and she didn't run to HR although that would be

816
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.000
<v Speaker 1>a mission, that would be poor.

817
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:20.039
<v Speaker 2>Let's talk later is usually a fairly ominous.

818
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:24.199
<v Speaker 1>Well there were, they're working, but she should remind herself,

819
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.400
<v Speaker 1>this is your direct supervisor. You could He's the only

820
00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 1>one that can get you in trouble.

821
00:42:27.719 --> 00:42:29.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you could fire her.

822
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean we had a sea rat combo with a

823
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:35.559
<v Speaker 1>posa and a decky where they would literally have sex

824
00:42:35.760 --> 00:42:39.840
<v Speaker 1>in the tender Do you remember Ross. He's the guy

825
00:42:39.840 --> 00:42:41.440
<v Speaker 1>that reached out to us and said, can you stop

826
00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:42.400
<v Speaker 1>talking about me please?

827
00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh oh.

828
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:48.599
<v Speaker 1>He was having sex with that Oh yeah.

829
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:51.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, quick little uh, little pants down

830
00:42:53.079 --> 00:42:56.719
<v Speaker 2>just kind of you get thrown over the railing real

831
00:42:56.800 --> 00:43:00.320
<v Speaker 2>quick on your way back to work. Can don't mind?

832
00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:02.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean listen.

833
00:43:02.840 --> 00:43:04.400
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of tension, a lot of stress gets

834
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:09.079
<v Speaker 2>built up on these on these on these boats. Yeah, okay,

835
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:12.840
<v Speaker 2>so struggling to find words, and that means, well, that's

836
00:43:12.920 --> 00:43:15.159
<v Speaker 2>really been the entire episode. But that means that it's

837
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:20.000
<v Speaker 2>time to wrap up. Okay, and we wrap with making

838
00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:27.800
<v Speaker 2>sandwiches for this picnic and getting on our excursion to

839
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:34.960
<v Speaker 2>lad ink Win. Is kind of a little dude wears

840
00:43:35.039 --> 00:43:38.280
<v Speaker 2>my car about the whole thing. He's not really looked

841
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:40.559
<v Speaker 2>up how long it's going to take for them to

842
00:43:40.960 --> 00:43:43.800
<v Speaker 2>go about this adventure. He just kind of throws out

843
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:48.679
<v Speaker 2>of time twelve o'clock, and it looks like they're gonna

844
00:43:48.679 --> 00:43:51.599
<v Speaker 2>be anywhere from three to seven hours late for this

845
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:56.920
<v Speaker 2>lunch with clotted cream, and there are flies pissing and

846
00:43:56.960 --> 00:43:58.000
<v Speaker 2>shitting all over the food.

847
00:43:58.119 --> 00:43:59.880
<v Speaker 1>That's right. This is what I'll say. I'll warn it

848
00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:05.039
<v Speaker 1>any potential employers never hire someone that is just falling

849
00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:06.880
<v Speaker 1>in love. They're going to be completely useless.

850
00:44:07.039 --> 00:44:09.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I just a love sick puppy, and love

851
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:12.760
<v Speaker 2>sick puppies do insane things, right. You know, we've talked

852
00:44:12.800 --> 00:44:14.440
<v Speaker 2>about it before. I used to cry a lot when

853
00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:16.679
<v Speaker 2>I was courting my wife. Deer walk out in the

854
00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:19.719
<v Speaker 2>open so that drunks like my uncle Hub can shoot them.

855
00:44:19.800 --> 00:44:22.599
<v Speaker 1>I used to leave my job and still try and

856
00:44:22.639 --> 00:44:25.320
<v Speaker 1>do my time card like I was working that day,

857
00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:28.880
<v Speaker 1>but I was in my car calling my ex girlfriend

858
00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:32.400
<v Speaker 1>over and over Somna, No, this was Lebanese.

859
00:44:31.960 --> 00:44:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Lot Okay, But I don't think any of us have

860
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:39.840
<v Speaker 2>ever done something as crazy as what Ween does. To

861
00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:45.440
<v Speaker 2>close this episode, out Ween decides that he is going

862
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:49.800
<v Speaker 2>to make a dare a cheese plate. Now, first things first,

863
00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:56.440
<v Speaker 2>why what's a gesture of love? No, it's not, it's

864
00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:56.840
<v Speaker 2>it's not.

865
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Can I say something? Chakouterie boards are so twenty twenty four.

866
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:04.239
<v Speaker 1>No more cheese boards.

867
00:45:04.760 --> 00:45:05.480
<v Speaker 2>We're over it.

868
00:45:06.559 --> 00:45:08.119
<v Speaker 1>You know, we need to find a new thing.

869
00:45:08.519 --> 00:45:11.880
<v Speaker 2>I do think they had a great run. Chacutarie boards

870
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:15.119
<v Speaker 2>had a good run. I'd say that Chacuterie boards were

871
00:45:15.800 --> 00:45:18.760
<v Speaker 2>the hot, new young thing on the block probably twenty

872
00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:20.119
<v Speaker 2>eighteen to twenty twenty four.

873
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.239
<v Speaker 1>Dyl I went to a night before the wedding thing

874
00:45:23.320 --> 00:45:25.119
<v Speaker 1>and someone put a platter in front of me. In

875
00:45:25.159 --> 00:45:27.800
<v Speaker 1>twenty eleven, Churi.

876
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Really Now, now, I'll not kick at Chacuturi out of bed.

877
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:32.239
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if we're doing it at let's say, a

878
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:35.239
<v Speaker 2>winery in Tuscany and they've got you know, they they're

879
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:40.440
<v Speaker 2>making the salami. I mean, I'm gonna cry, this is

880
00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:43.000
<v Speaker 2>so beautiful. But if we're a Laurel tavern and they're

881
00:45:43.039 --> 00:45:45.840
<v Speaker 2>buying Trader Joe's persudo and slapping it on a fucking

882
00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:48.840
<v Speaker 2>piece of plybood, get out of here. But anyways, we

883
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:52.679
<v Speaker 2>needs a cheeseboard to profess his love to a dare

884
00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:59.880
<v Speaker 2>and he asks the new sous chef to do it for.

885
00:46:00.079 --> 00:46:03.760
<v Speaker 1>Him, which I'd argue it's a small boat that would

886
00:46:03.760 --> 00:46:04.360
<v Speaker 1>get out there.

887
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:07.239
<v Speaker 2>Uh the how thank you for?

888
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:09.679
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say how this works with the ladies has

889
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:11.880
<v Speaker 4>a job like us, I teach man how to get

890
00:46:11.880 --> 00:46:16.239
<v Speaker 4>more asked for less money. Right, you have to prepare

891
00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:20.079
<v Speaker 4>it yourself, dear. That's how we would work, okay, because

892
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:22.199
<v Speaker 4>they don't want to know that you page someone to

893
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.559
<v Speaker 4>do it, someone else to buy your flowers.

894
00:46:25.840 --> 00:46:28.360
<v Speaker 1>It's about putting you to work, dear.

895
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:28.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

896
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and Tom's gotten a little older. You know, he

897
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:34.159
<v Speaker 2>was I think kicked off to restaurant radio on the

898
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:38.960
<v Speaker 2>early two thousands, but he's still going. He's on am.

899
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:41.679
<v Speaker 1>The fact that he asked her to do it instead

900
00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:45.119
<v Speaker 1>of asking her to would she help? Yeah, that's the

901
00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:46.039
<v Speaker 1>mistake he makes.

902
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, it's a disgusting, pig shit move. And the

903
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:54.599
<v Speaker 2>thing about weh In that's really fucking annoying actually is

904
00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:58.239
<v Speaker 2>the melodrama and sensitivity that come after things.

905
00:46:59.039 --> 00:47:01.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh he's like that. Yeah, I think he stopped short

906
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:02.679
<v Speaker 1>of calling her a bee work.

907
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we got to find out how old this guy is,

908
00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:08.800
<v Speaker 2>because if he's in his twenties, it's still disgusting. But

909
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:12.599
<v Speaker 2>he's definitely not. And so it's like kind of one

910
00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:16.760
<v Speaker 2>flew over the cuckoo's nest kind of shit. He's super

911
00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:23.480
<v Speaker 2>behaving inappropriately, getting the comments, getting the reviews. Steal from

912
00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:24.960
<v Speaker 2>the elderly and go to Patren.

913
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Steal from the receptionist desk. There's always a purse sitting there.

914
00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, steal from the receptionist desk and don't get greedy. Okay, no, no,

915
00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:36.880
<v Speaker 2>just take take If they have a butterscotch and some gum. Yeah,

916
00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:39.000
<v Speaker 2>I take a butter scotch, take some gum. If they

917
00:47:39.000 --> 00:47:42.039
<v Speaker 2>have those strawberry candies, leave those, Okay that those are

918
00:47:42.079 --> 00:47:43.199
<v Speaker 2>hard to come back? All right?

919
00:47:43.440 --> 00:47:48.719
<v Speaker 1>What some mentos? What was that it's either rain or

920
00:47:48.760 --> 00:47:49.400
<v Speaker 1>an earthquake.

921
00:47:50.119 --> 00:47:54.639
<v Speaker 2>I felt like an earthquake. Yeah, Jesus, great cat peppered

922
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:55.320
<v Speaker 2>with those things.

923
00:47:55.559 --> 00:47:56.400
<v Speaker 1>The world's gonna end.

924
00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:59.360
<v Speaker 2>YEP, all right, enjoy it. I'm doing. Saying goodbye, Pat,

925
00:47:59.400 --> 00:47:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Say goodbye.

926
00:48:00.159 --> 00:48:06.440
<v Speaker 1>Matterds distant

927
00:48:08.119 --> 00:48:13.840
<v Speaker 2>Distin impact if the