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<v Speaker 1>Good Morning, brought Ryan Show, throw Back Thursday, Fix the

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<v Speaker 1>Gram Thursday, and of course the day we play Read

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<v Speaker 1>my Lips, we got Tiffany in the studio with us

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<v Speaker 1>from Full Shore. Tiffany, Yes, sir, you practiced. I did

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<v Speaker 1>with how did you practice?

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<v Speaker 2>I did a couple of different things so I would

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<v Speaker 2>watch you on. I did a couple of like the

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<v Speaker 2>old live stuff that you used to do with Tessa,

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<v Speaker 2>and okay, when I could, because like I said, sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>you were turned around, so I just had to listen

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<v Speaker 2>to the music and then I just mused the sound.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh, you were actually trying to read my lips

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<v Speaker 1>on the YouTube videos.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting, Okay, did you listen to that silly song? I did?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, absolutely absolutely. I'm going to go to church and

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<v Speaker 3>pray after this. Now you want to go first or second? Second? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>You want to watch how it goes down? To watch

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<v Speaker 3>how it goes down, Alex. She wants you to go first.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a ball that's a ballsy move. Meanwhile, Jonathan's

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone wondering how I knew his name. Jonathan,

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<v Speaker 1>You're still there, Yes, sir, Okay, don't worry about how

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<v Speaker 1>I know your name.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't worry about it. You're good. I am good. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>ever forget that, Jonathan. Now we'll see.

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<v Speaker 1>If Tiffany's not good, you're gonna get the tickets to

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<v Speaker 1>the Hives. If Tiffany is good, which we think she's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be great, she's going to the Hives.

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<v Speaker 3>But I got you as a backup. I got Alex.

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<v Speaker 3>Right now, he's going to be swapping out headphones. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>now this is now. I have the words. I'm shuffling.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care who gets what right. Okay. He thinks

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<v Speaker 3>I got it out for him. He's like always bitching

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<v Speaker 3>about these words.

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<v Speaker 2>I did turn in some words for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she Oh she sent me the

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<v Speaker 3>email yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>That was funny.

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<v Speaker 3>I just so I didn't listen. He's an animal. I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want any conflict of interest. I appreciate sending those words.

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<v Speaker 3>I might use them. I might use them next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Though they were good. Okay, they were good. You know

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<v Speaker 3>he won't say I'm but okay, shuffling. Okay, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>care who gets what wor right? All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks serious, though, yes he does, and always be

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<v Speaker 3>more hungover, always with a girl in the studio. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all balls and stuff. Come on, clean it up. Said

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<v Speaker 3>you got kids, right, Are they listening too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, of course, well right, they better be in school,

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<v Speaker 2>but they will be listening absolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they're gonna hear this, all right. Dallas Daniel sent

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<v Speaker 1>this word in twenty seconds on the clock. Sir, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm gonna ask you. When I say thumbs up,

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me thumbs up, and then you know, then

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<v Speaker 1>you start guessing.

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go, thumb up, thumbs out. Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Slimy oyster, slimy wister, slimy oyster, slimy oyster.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I told him, I main notes, that's my first one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oysters. Tarn it, darn it. You wrote down an oyster

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<v Speaker 3>as a note.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's my very first one.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought I was gonna say oyster. We were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about oyster. She did show prip Holy cow. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't we want to see what's on that list the

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<v Speaker 3>dumb things that were said on this show.

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<v Speaker 2>This I was pretty offensive. I was like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta close out so ob see that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh boy, all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah. Kellen sent this one in Kellen, thank you, twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seconds on the clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 5>Sneaky pickle, What sneaky pickle? Some sneaky pickle? Leaky pickle, sneaky,

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<v Speaker 5>sticky pickle, sneaky pickle, sneaky pickle?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, sneaky pickle? Did you did you have that written down?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I pickle sneaky?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what they.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it doesn't have to be said on the

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<v Speaker 1>show for it to be word a word that's used.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've said some dumb things this week. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know that I said sneaky pickle? Did I say

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<v Speaker 1>sneaky pickle? We should have you like typing out the

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<v Speaker 1>show every day, like, okay, we're waiting for Tiffany's transcript.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll figure this out if that was said or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you read that back to us?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it'd be awesome to get a full transcript. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>Kathy sent this one in this I did say something

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<v Speaker 1>about this on the air.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I feel shame. I feel shame. Tiffany thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeap Bean tug a Bean tug, big Star Bean, pink

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<v Speaker 5>Bean Tug. I don't know bean, pitt tug Bean Tug,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know Bean.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not proud.

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<v Speaker 1>They're talking about Jack Black becoming the world's sexiest man.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, is anybody tugging their being in there?

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody tugging their bean to Jack Black? Bean tug's not

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<v Speaker 3>going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that number number one submitted word today Space Tuggies.

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<v Speaker 3>Tuggies space that that report. Yeah, they like the NASA

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<v Speaker 3>person said they have sex in space.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Tiffany, we're gonna have to put in those

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<v Speaker 1>other headphones.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna give you three words.

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<v Speaker 1>You can screw up on one of them and force

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<v Speaker 1>an overtime.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, do do do do do right, Okay, she just

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<v Speaker 4>had the shock of that song Alex boom boom boom boo.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's now listening to that silly Mastadon song. It's

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<v Speaker 1>super loud in her ears. She can no longer hear me.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a court stenographer.

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<v Speaker 3>Does she know how to read lips?

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<v Speaker 5>I think?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she's all right, Well, she's got to get

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<v Speaker 1>two to tie. I feel about twenty seconds on the clock.

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<v Speaker 1>This rock Chris d sent this one in thumbs up.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm yelling, am I yelling?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>You sound great? Thumbs up? Okay, nobody yelled more than

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<v Speaker 3>who dinah damn, She was loud. What what?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 6>Thumbs up here we go, ball washer, ballwater ball washer,

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<v Speaker 6>ball waiter, ball washer.

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<v Speaker 2>Ballwater bad water, ball mall.

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<v Speaker 3>Ball ball washer, ball washer, water waster, ball waster ball washer,

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<v Speaker 3>ball watch ball washer.

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<v Speaker 6>You wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Ball washer so mad? So mad? She was so close?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, okay, two more, two more.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta do this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I told her, I said, every time a

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<v Speaker 1>girl comes into play, it's all dolls.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all dolls. Al right, heather and it's heather too.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thumbs up up here we go needs this

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<v Speaker 1>to stay in the game.

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<v Speaker 5>Wiener sprinkle winter Sprinter, Weiener.

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<v Speaker 3>Wiener Sprinter, Wiener Sprinter, Wiener sprinkle winners Wiener Sprinter.

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<v Speaker 5>Wiener sprinkle, Wiener Sprinter, Wiener spring Goal Sprinkler winners were Sprinklaer.

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<v Speaker 3>Wiener sprinkle winner, Sprinklaire. She said, Wiener sprinkler. Yeah, sprinkle,

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<v Speaker 3>she got it. That's up to That's okay. I'll give

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<v Speaker 3>her that, Alex. She didn't say that you were so close.

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<v Speaker 1>The closest you got was saying Wiener sprinkler, Wiener sprinkle, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Wiener sprinkle cannot give that to you, Jonathan. Jonathan, yo, yo, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'm gonna give you tickets to go see

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<v Speaker 1>the Hides.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>She was so close on both words too. Yeah, diaper

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<v Speaker 3>filler was coming like that. Diaper filler was headed your way.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the overtime word was going to be Willy whole,

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<v Speaker 1>Willie whole.

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<v Speaker 3>You guys are so dirty, said Tiffany. I've enjoyed having

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<v Speaker 3>you into that. You're a fun You did really really.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's really good. I can sit here and

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you all night about this the court sonography. Jonathan,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give you those tickets to go see the Hives.

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<v Speaker 3>It's September ninth at the House of Blues.

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<v Speaker 1>The tickets go on sale Friday tomorrow Ticketmaster.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're in okay, thank you, my fellow goats. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>fellow goat. Very good.

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<v Speaker 2>I've told you before you go to your god brother.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jonathan, Thank you, Tiffany. Great job today, Great

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<v Speaker 1>job today, Chillie.

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<v Speaker 3>We need people to sign up for next week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's up there on the website already.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>All you gotta do is log out of the world

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<v Speaker 1>famous Rob Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com