Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday. It's mugshot Monday.
So I've got Keisha here to talk about dumb prisoners. Hey, Keisha,
and they are just.
Speaker 2: So you know, this season, I'll say this episode was
like a fucking fever dream between you know, you got
Bonita and her shit you got I just call.
Speaker 1: Them moumon nam because there's like.
Speaker 2: Four different storylines all round into one. You've got this
guy with one tooth in his head, You've got Kaylee
and her weird makeup this episode, the mom's hair.
Speaker 1: It was just a lot of things. And then we TV.
I don't know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: They keep like, I'm sure you watch the screeners, but
I watch like the actual show. The commercials are showing
us things that are not in this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, they did it on the screen
or too. It'll be like, it's weird coming up next,
and it's showing that up but we still haven't seen yet.
I'm going, that's not coming up next. They're not even
the episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, And they keep showing like the Bonita with the mustard,
and I keep thinking, Okay, that's this episode.
Speaker 1: It's not. I don't know what they're doing. Like they
think we're not paying attention, but we are. Yeah. Yes,
they keep showing things that we still haven't seen, and
they've been showing it for three episodes, like coming up next,
and you're like, we're three episodes later when that coming
up next to still never happened.
Speaker 2: And I'm quit to the slow because I'll go back
thinking I fell asleep or something like that, or are
like lazed over in the tires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, segment. But I'm like, no, it's them. They keep
I don't know what. They've never done this before, not
that I can remember. Yeah, usually they say coming up next,
it's literally coming up. Yeah. Not I'm like, oh, coming
up in three weeks? Yeah, I agree. I don't know.
I'm trying to turn my sand down. I feel like
my fan is like super loud. I'm a little I
can't hear it at all. Okay, good, thank you. Crank
her up. Now, let's cranker down and we don't need
to have a Beyonce situation. Okay, DEBI, let's say go
to Taynors this wedding. No, I didn't see that, but
neither did the Kardashians. I did see Zoe Kravitz was there,
but not Harry because he's on tour. And I also
heard that who was it? Someone came.
Speaker 2: With a date whose ex was Matt Heatley from nineteen
seventy five that she used to date. Yeah, she's which
nineteen seventy five is like my second favorite band.
Speaker 1: He he gets real drunk on stage. I seen tiktoks
of him.
Speaker 2: But he can sing, he can like he can see
me to sleep. I fucking Love nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: Okay, does it make you think she's cooler because she
dated him? Maybe a little bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I love him down I'm an okay fan, Okay, good,
it's a huge fan, huge playlist nineteen seventy five.
Speaker 1: That so somebody went to the wedding and brought brought it?
How was it?
Speaker 2: So one came that was invited to the wedding and
their date is the ex of Matt Heally.
Speaker 1: Oh and Taylor Switch was also an ex of Matt Heally. Right, Yeah,
well okay, Well that's she stated a lot of people.
So there's that's gonna she really has.
Speaker 2: I think people keep forgetting that she's mid thirties now,
like she's not a teenage Yeah, anymore.
Speaker 1: But I think people still get it confused.
Speaker 2: Because coming in some of the way that she sometimes
she calls off like she's still.
Speaker 1: In her early twenties. Yeah. Well, I'm very happy for her.
My mother was sending me text all week and asking
me about the wedding as if I was there or
if I knew anything that the general public did not know.
I like the fact that your mom thinks that you've
got it like that. Yeah that I was like, I
don't know, Mom, I was like, go to Asweekly dot com,
People dot com, TMZ dot com, like I don't know,
I don't know.
Speaker 2: You should have just gave her my number. Because I've
been watching it all this weekend. I'm like, yeah, I
saw a girl. Did you see what she had on? Yeah,
I've been watching like all the dresses and who got
their first and yeah, yeah, I care about the wedding,
but it's.
Speaker 1: Just like the the hoopla of it all. Yeah, I'd
like to know, like about the seating charts, right, like
did they have or was it like a kind of
a Southern wedding. We don't do that. It's just sort
of a wedding and then you party and you sit
wherever you want. But if it was a seated dinner,
I'd like to know who's with who had worked on
that seating chart, Like that was my heart. Yeah, all
of Hollywood was there except for Beyonce at Kardashians and
Blake Lively. Oh poor Blake. Yeah, well kind of feel
bad for should have been such a bitch. Yeah, all right,
let's talk about speaking of bitches. Let's talk about these
people bitches and hoes and bitches and dumb booms and
toothless wonders. Okay, so the name of this episode is
Love After Lock Up, season seven, episode fourteen or six
or just whatever. It's okay, no crash dummy, which I
think is supposed to be crash chest dummy, but the
person who said it said crash dummy. That fits. Yeah.
So let's start with those people Ida, okay, Dia and Cyrus.
So they're in the hotel room, right, he's shaving, she's packing.
Why were all her bras, like all her bras that
she owns on the bedpost, Like I thought they were
only there for one night? Yeah, I was like, did
they use them because they were like tying them up
with themselves up with it? Or many pay he probably
wears a bra.
Speaker 2: Who fucking knows what these stew because literally, as we
watch these two, we're watching two human beings share a birbring.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's them. It's pretty dumb. Yeah, there's nothing behind
the eyes with eat one of them. Yeah, it's rough.
And so he is talking about how good the razor
is shaving, and he says, you know, he had sex
for the first time in I don't know, three years.
It was great. He's been locked up for longer than
three years. No, three years is how long he's been
in I thought it was five years. I got three
on my I got three on my thing. Okay, okay, okay,
it doesn't mean it's true. That's just what I've got
written down. Something about him just looks like it's not true. Yeah,
and he says having a warm body next to him
was so amazing. And then he's like, I was so quick.
She's like, yeah, you are? They all are they are?
Speaker 2: I mean any guy who hasn't had sex in years, Yeah,
I mean your expectations can't be that high.
Speaker 1: Yes, right, So I'm talking head. She's like it was great,
Like everything was great. He looks so good naked. I
was like did he deal like this? Did he cover
his mouth whole? Are you just ignoring the missing front two?
Like I cannot get over it. He doesn't try to
hide it. He doesn't know. He doesn't have these dinners
to keep his mouth closed like it's a batch of honor.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that means something in prison, kind of
like the tear drop, like been out on the tooth
knock out, you get street cred.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wanted his mother, his mother to
at least be we're going to get that fixed for
you right away. But no, no, she hadn't even seen
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his hair for him, and I will not well, but
I didn't know why is this his look? Why? I
don't understand why can't he wash his hair and brush
it out like I Because it doesn't look like a
good head of hair. It's then it's kind of then
looking yeah, then speaking haircut. Yeah, speaking of hair, guys,
if you're not seeing us on video, he's got a
new hairdoo and it's really cute, really cute.
Speaker 2: And if you should be following me on Instagram that
way you could have already seen the ball.
Speaker 1: Well, that's right, and I'm sure people are you know,
you share everybody, So okay. So she's like, we really
have to hurry. We've got to get back to the
parole office for your orientation. So he still I got
to sit and watch a video about how to be
on parole at ten am and they're so exciting. They're
going to get It's New Year's Eve, so they're going
to get to spend New Year's with both of their
families and he can meet the kids. And god, she goes,
I just know that once the kids find out you're
not going to parole to our house, they're going to
be so disappointed. No, they're not. Maybe one of them
can sleep in an actual bedroom instead of a shed
attached to your house.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is literally about to come over there,
drink all your kids Capri size all your kids Cheetos
and all and bill you kids video games like they
are in no hurry to have this guy live with them.
Speaker 1: No, it's you weirdo. So he says, today, what I'm
looking most for to is seeing my mother, which I
think was nice. Instead of it being like I can't
wait to see your kids, No, he's like, I can't
wait to see my own mother me too, which I
think she wanted him to say the kids. Oh. She
was like, don't you mean you're most looking forward to
being with my mother? So he says he's very close
with his mom. We see a lot of pictures back
when he had teeth, and he says, and she never
really got to come see me. And it's hard to
expect everyone to drop everything. In the real world, everybody
has lies, and to expect everyone to drop everything to
try to come see you is asinine, which I thought
was like one of the first times we've heard that.
It was much.
Speaker 2: It was very a very mature answer. But you can
say there was some hurt behind it as well. Yeah,
you know, I mean if one of our kids were
in prison, you know, we'd be up there every weekend. Well,
depend on what they did and how far it was,
you know that.
Speaker 1: Mary Payne said that. I said that, Yeah, if the
murdered somebody and they're in prison in Nebraska and I
live in Virginia, probably gonna. I'm I'm on holidays, I'm
will trade go like every three months, every four months. Yeah,
but I think they're right in the same area. I
think so too. Yeah, that's kind of sad. Yeah, And
maybe she's just like, been there, done this, and I
can't I can't take any more time off work to
go see you in prison. I'll just give you ten
dollars every week, the best I can do. Yeah, So
she takes him to the parole office and he comes
out and he's like, let's walk, let's walk. Oh, I
got some bad news. They're gonna take me back to
Dale today. You know, a warrant popped up for some
old shit. You know, I'm sorry, baby, it's gonna be
a couple of years. Now. Did you believe him? Because
I did.
Speaker 2: I did for a second because I'm like, he seems
smarter doing this fake scene. Did he seem seems like
you were like when he's talking normal, Yeah, I think
he should kind of fake a little bit more because
this was kind of believable.
Speaker 1: He goes, no, just kidding, I can come home on
the first it got approved, So yeah, great, come home
meaning to her house. So yes, they get back in
the car. They're gonna spend New Year's Eve with their
family and friends. And she was like, I'm afraid of you.
Meet my mom. You know, uh my mom has an
opinion on you that you're just like Jaden. Well yeah, prison.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and I still say that she sucks the
soul out of these men. Because they showed Jaden in prison.
He looks very healthy. He looked to have a normal
weight compared to what we saw in that junk yard
that I don't know what I think he.
Speaker 1: Was stilling in that place. I don't think he worked there.
I know that's what you think about. Yeah, I do.
So she goes, you know, my sister, she could be
kind of tough. I'm sure she's gonna want to have
a talk with you. And he's like, all right, all right.
So over at DIA's sister house and the sister is
Claudia and her niece is Ali. Ali looks like she
could be on that Tim Burton Halloween movie. Yeah, and
I tell you what it is.
Speaker 2: I've never been to Colorado, so I don't know what
the weather conditions are. Because you've got fucking Dia over
here with a sweater a jacket.
Speaker 1: Then you got her sister's sleeveless niece sleeveless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got cyrus toothless jacket on.
Speaker 1: What is what is the weather situation? I'm very confused.
All right, let's look it up. What's the name of
this town. I'm going to look up what the weather is. Okay,
I'm gonna tie it. It would be in January first,
what is the weather in late December? And Chyenne Wells, Colorado? Okay, guys,
this is on Air investigative reporting right here. Okay, it
says in late December, Chyanne Well's Colorado experiences cold, dry,
and mostly sunny winter weather. High temps range from the
mid forties to low fifties. Overnight loaves will drop into
the twenties. Snow as possible. Winter is the dry sieres. Okay,
so all right, Well maybe.
Speaker 2: They're just hot inside of Claudia's house.
Speaker 1: House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it looks hot inside of Claudia's Claudia
scared me a little bit because I'm like, where is
this female gang later leader from? Like?
Speaker 1: She scared me a little bit too. And her cat
tower also scared me a little bit. It's taken up
the whole entire living room. Well maybe she has more
than one cat. I don't care. That's that's if your
living room, I don't know. If your living room is tiny,
you can't have a cat tower taking up half the space.
Cat how are big?
Speaker 2: This was like wide and tall. She looks like a
cat person. She does not look like a dog person.
Speaker 1: Well what cat people don't come after Uskisha has a cat? Oh?
Speaker 2: I have a cat?
Speaker 1: Oh black cat? Look black? He's black? Yeah, so that
makes it. That makes you extra love cat if it's
like you know that that guy that I sent you
that has all the dogs and then they adopted the
new dog. Yes, they also have two cats, three cats,
and they have a whole bedroom in their house with
like bunk beds for the dogs and the cats have
their own. Yeah. Yeah, I can't remember his name, but god,
they're funny. Okay, so blobbedy blobbedy blobbity blossing his mom. Okay,
parole he lied. Okay, So Claudia is going to talk
to them. I got way behind. Okay, Cat Ali the
guy got, I got, I got upset. Okay, Ali looks
like she's in that what's the name of the movie?
Speaker 2: Then say no, and I've me before Christmas? Oh no, no, no,
the Corpse Bride.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks like she's in a Tim Burton Halloween movie.
That's all I wrote down. I can't remember which game was.
She doesn't need the animation at all. She's it. She's interesting.
So Claudia says to her daughter, you're auntie Dia can't
expect us to be happy just every time she brings
home a new project, which is a good point. She's
not in her right state of mind. I think he
took advantage of her. This guy saw what she did
for Jaden and he wants to get those benefits. See,
and I see it the opposite way. I feel like
she's a predator. I think she seeks out these prisoners.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, okay, because she's scared, because she's scared.
Speaker 1: In the real role, someone will see how stupid she is.
So she goes for prisoners down on their look very vulnerable.
She's the predator in this situation. I think, well, we'll
see how it plays out. But you're right, they are
sharing a brain cell, yes, And then talking head Claudia says,
my sister is not the best and picking out her partners.
And if I had to gauge how this is gonna
work out, it's a strong two strong too. Well.
Speaker 2: I wish that she you know, when we heard Dia
and Claudia talking on the phone, she was like pumping
her up. Ye can't tell you. And then all of
a sudden, now, I mean, yeah, she makes total sense
right now, but this is not the same.
Speaker 1: This is not the same sister. No, the sister look
phone was like, ooh tell me this, tell me that yea.
She flipped. So all the kids, all of DIA's kids
and her mom, Liz arrive and Cindy is his mom.
She arrives and the two moms meet and everything and
they're talking to Cindy goes. You know, Cyrus has made
some bad choices, but he's not a bad person. And
to come to have him come out to this family dynamic,
I don't know. I hope he's making the right choice.
I hope. I hope their future is bright. But if
he needs a little time, I want him to take
a little time.
Speaker 2: And that's exactly what he needs. But that subus, you know,
she wants them.
Speaker 1: So they arrived at the house. They stand outside and
she's like, listen, my kids are my heart. And you know,
if you're not invested in the kids, like, don't go in.
I don't want to give the kids false hope that
they got a new dad, you know, the whole thing. Yeah, well,
she now did you peep?
Speaker 2: Whenever her oldest daughter got there, she was like asking,
a grandma, have you even talked to her?
Speaker 1: Because we haven't heard from her. She hadn't even called
a check on our kids. She was like, that's her heart.
She's like I am banging this toothless guy and I'll
see you when I say y. Yeah. So they walk in.
His mom, Cindy hugs him, is very sweet and because
she's very you know, hope for her child, and yeah,
she says, you know, I'm so hopeful that after this
he can move forward. And I'm so happy to have
him out. But I mean, I feel like he's I think,
he says later, he's been in and out of prisons
to see, he was very young, so this fore mom
has been through it with this guy. Yeah. Yeah, So
he hugs the kids and meets them, and Claudia looks
like she wants to kick his ass, and yeah, he
he really needs to kick our sister's ass. She's just like, ew,
nobody told me we had to have a tooth this
too much. So he hugs the mom, Liz, and then
we see like Jojo Cyrus's friend, and there are a
couple of tiny kids there. That's not really explained because
JoJo's like, I want to be here to welcome in home,
but don I don't want to be on camera. I
don't want to be well.
Speaker 2: I was actually glad to see that it wasn't just
her family. I was glad to see that, like some
of his people were there as because I think.
Speaker 1: He needs that. Yeah, I think so. So now they're
doing shots in the kitchen and Mom Liz is like,
is he supposed to be drinking? And Dia says, it's
New Year's even they're closed tomorrow. You don't think approbation
officer can pop up on you, because they can, and
it's how they want.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I gotta go see that tooth that this
boy today two o'clock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's so, she's not a good influence. No, and
she goes and he goes, I did a drug test today,
so I'm good. I'm good. But we don't know if
he's not supposed to be drinking like that hasn't been said.
And so when the talking to head Dia goes, you know,
my mom thinks that Cyrus is just like Jaden, and
Jaden's drug of choice was meth, but Cyrus didn't have
that problem. And I'd really like to have a drink
with Cyrus, like I'd love to have a partner to
have a few drinks with.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you notice how she said Jaden's drug of
choice was myth Uh, Cyrus is okay, because his.
Speaker 1: Drug of choice is heroin. This is how this woman
sounds like it should be.
Speaker 2: No drugs at all, and she's like, no alcohol around
my kids, none of that.
Speaker 1: I'd like to have a guy and have some drinks with. Well,
you could probably sign one locally, go to a bar.
Speaker 2: Nope, because they sometimes man can sit stupid, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 1: But she'd probably do good in a local bar. Yeah,
she's cute. Yeah, she's cute, dumb, you know, thank cute
and omen just you know, have a drink. So Cyrus
and Dia and Claudia the sister go outside to smoke weed,
which is probably something else he's not supposed to be doing.
And that was a hell of a blunt this year.
It was pretty big, you know, it's pretty big. And
so Claudia is saying about Dia. Look, this is my
baby right here, for real. She don't need no flunky,
no crash jummy. And let me see how slick I
am kind of a dude, dude, I'm certified. And she
shows her federal prison ID. Now at first I was like, oh,
she's an officer. No, no, she tells us she went
to federal prison, and we see the charges. She was
involved in a large scale cocaine trafficking ring. She was
in federal prison for that, and she goes, I know
what it's like. You're in there and you think you're
gonna do great, but then you get out and you're like, hell,
let me live. So I got no fai this guy.
Speaker 2: The way that she pulled up that bash like that, Yeah,
I'm like, bitch, you're not a cop, Like this is
not a flex throw that away?
Speaker 1: Why do you still have this? Memory? Was cut it up?
He was like I already burned all my shit, Like
what do you do? I don't blame.
Speaker 2: Them, Like I wouldn't even want my kids or grand
kids to like accidentally run across Like what do you
are you gonna be buried with this?
Speaker 1: Like why do you still have this? It was funny
when they went down the list of all the people
that were everybody was blurred out, but they would have
like their age and their town and arrested or not.
Some people would be like fugitive, fugitive, fugitive like some
And it was like fifty people and half of them
were fugitives.
Speaker 2: Damn, you cannot tell me. She did not have a
prison gang when she was there. She knows people on
the inside and the outside.
Speaker 1: She's not messing around. She's not messing around.
Speaker 2: I mean the benches outside in a winter with a sleeveless.
Speaker 1: Shirt on and overall overall, look at a blunde. Yeah
she shit. Okay, let's move on to Kirsten and Brady. Now.
This week on social media, somebody posted a bunch of
Kirsten's mugshots, but I didn't know what they were for.
Speaker 2: I saw that too, but I don't invest that much
in this whole storyline, so I didn't feel the needs
to go and look. I'm sure it was like petty stuff,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, And I did say last week I will
say it again this week that when he talked about
suboxone and I said my husband had been on a boxone,
that was wrong. My husband was on vivatrol, that is
a shot you take for alcohol cravings when he got
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Speaker 2: And I'm not sure if it's because he's fallen off
the wagon.
Speaker 1: He's living with motormouth.
Speaker 2: Because she talks a lot, she's a lot to keep
up with, or just life has been hard on him.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I did notice the same thing.
I'm like, oh boy.
Speaker 2: Other people, yes, so far we ever heard that he's
He's still on the outside as far as we know.
Speaker 1: Other people have pointed out that when she talks, her
jaw moves around a lot, not like that other girl
we had, but a little bit of Joe. Yes, she's
not all the way right. Yeah, Okay, if somebody knows
what she got arrested or please tell because I did
not do my research on that. Okay, one month out
of prison. So remember he is six hours away in
a halfway house. So she's loading up the kids to
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a forty eight hour past so they can all spend
time together. Remember her daughter is Phoenix, age seven, and
her son is Riot age six. I do believe later
they call him Riot Blaze. So okay, what do you
what are you doing to your children? That is when
you are trying to be so punk rock so hard?
Now you name your kids shit like that?
Speaker 2: Right, but you're but you know what Rihanna named her
little boy, Riot Rose.
Speaker 1: I mean, but your mom is Rihanna, and I told
you I have friends they named their kid Ransom Riot.
That's rough. I'm sorry. I think it's rough. It's gonna
be rough on you when you're older, speaking as the
person with a weird name. Okay. So uh so the
kids are cute though, and so she's telling them, you know,
we're gonna go swimming at the hotel, and they're like, yay,
and they call him from the car and six hours
is rough in the car with the seven and six
year old if they don't take it by yourself. Yes,
that's a lot of entertaining you got to do. She
should have gave him tras doone, tazadone, and an iPad.
So yeah, she's she hasn't seen Brady in a month,
and she wishes she could see him more. But you know,
she's the sole provider. You can't get a job right now.
She's the breadwinner. She's already spending one thousand dollars on
this trip. She's super stoked for the kids to meet
Brady in person, and she hopes the visit will go
well so when he comes home, they'll already be familiar
with him, which is probably they are married, but it
is problematic they are. So they go to pick him
up and the kids are like, oh when they kiss
in the car, which is cute. So it was like,
I want to see y'all kids. He didn't say yeah,
because his name's Ryan. Of course he wants to see
them making out in the front. So he gives the
kids big hugs and he says being the stepfather is
a big deal to him. It's a big role. He's
more of a father figure because they have a father,
but he's there to be a disciplinarian and show them
right and wrong and be a role model. I didn't
like that term disciplinarian either me neither, Like, you can't
come in straight out of prison telling my kids what
the fuck to do. Aren't you still on parole? You
got somebody telling you what to do. You're trying to
tell my kids what to do. Yeah, I don't like it.
And he says, you know, I feel like if I
had a better dad role model, then I would have
turned out better. So that makes me want to be
sure that my kids and my stepkids don't get the
short end of the stick. And we're going to be
packing a lot into these forty eight hours. Of course,
I was like, Oh, is he talking about when they
have a kid? No, I forgot. He's already got the
two kids, and I'm sure they're going to get pregnant. Oh,
I'm sure, if not already. So Corey is supposed to
come and bring his daughters to see him there, he's
excited and nervous to see them. It's been five years.
He left when they were six and it has heard
him very bad to be away from them, and he
knows it's been very hard on the kids too.
Speaker 2: I wish I knew a little bit more about Corey's backstory,
like does she have a really good job or does
she marry someone with a really good job?
Speaker 1: Because she looks really good.
Speaker 2: She's got our hair extensions, she's got our bulltox. The
kids look great. So someone somewhere is.
Speaker 1: Doing pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because Pearson and her kids look like it's.
Speaker 1: Like they're living a little bit of different lifestyles live
mostly definitely a different task brack. So now after they swim,
they get back in the room and Riot is just
being a six year old little boy and he's like, ah,
like banging on the door and his sister's in the bathroom,
which my kids are twenty three and twenty one and
they still do the same thing. Yeah, And he's like corrected, like,
you know, father, your sister in the bathroom, like that's inappropriate.
And I was like I don't like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, look, you're not in prison where you can't
drop the soap, okay, Like calm down there a little bit,
Like yeah, he's taking it a little bit so I
don't like someone. I feel like he's going to be
hard on her kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't like it because you don't have
any parenting experience whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Well, and then this is also your first time meeting them.
You don't shouldn't be interacting with them like that.
Speaker 1: I agree at all. I agree. So he goes to
head downstairs of the talking head. He says, it's overwhelmed.
He goes to the car, and I thought something was
gonna happen, but it didn't. Too next morning, she says,
we tried to fool around in the bathroom, but we
couldn't make noise or get it in. The kids were
right there. I was like, Eh, we didn't try hard enough.
I mean, I thought that would be pretty easy to do.
I mean, the kids are asleep, bang it out, and
you're in the bathroom. You're in the bathroom. Yeah, So
I was talking to Eddie says, Corey is supposed to
be bringing the kids. I met Corey when I was
graduating high school and I was just starting on my
pill addiction. We argued and bickered a lot, and I'm
sure a lot of it was my fault. And then
he says something that. You know, I notice all the time,
my daughters were six whenever I left. No, no, not
whenever you left. My daughters were six when I left.
You did not go off to war, You were not
in the army or anything like that. No, but it's
the whinever. I hate when people say that, and it's
I know it's a colloquialism, and it's like Britney on
the Valley does it because she's from Kentucky. But he
says my daughters were six whenever I left. No, Oh,
you met the word whenever, yees seems to be when
I left. My daughters were six when I left. Yeah,
but not whenever. You're okay, Drozie crazy, Kisha, Drissie crazy.
Speaker 2: But you know, we always have to dumb things down,
you know how you have to dumb things down sometimes
for me, Well, you gotta go a couple of steps dumber.
Speaker 1: For these people. Okay, you know what I mean. He
can we should just speak like he can talk. It's
like Brittany on the Valley, which she'll be like, you know,
I'm crazy only two whenever Jack left, I'm like, no,
when Jack's left, not whenever. Okay, anyway, I want to
get over it. So so he says, now his kids
are like little adults, and he's nervous and he wants
to build back their bond. All right, good luck. So
they are hoping that when Corey comes, she'll watch all
the kids so they can have some alone time. Why
would go do that? No, no, no, no, no no, why
me Cory do that?
Speaker 2: And number two, you should be spending time with your kids,
so you haven't seen since you've been locked up.
Speaker 1: They should all be together together.
Speaker 2: Like literally, you saw your new wife's kids before you
saw your own kids, right right, which is fucked up
within itself.
Speaker 1: So they take the kids to an arcade and then
it's like, also, there's like a place where you could
dress up and get your nails done for kids. It
was un there too, it was yeah, anyway, it's a
place for kids. So Corey calls him and says, yeah,
we're not gonna make it. Remington has swollen lymph nodes
and has to get an ultrasound on her lypt nodes.
He's like, whoa, that's terrible. You know, keep me posted
and the talking here since like I got them a
room and everything, and I'm really frustrated that it's last minute.
I'm sure she knew before right now that they had
to do this, like they should have already been on
the road like. I mean, she's not wrong, but probably was,
like I don't want to do this, but just assume
that this is correct. Let's just say the kid had
a swoln lyph node. You went to the er this
morning and they did not know. I mean, you know, yeah,
it can happen. Yeah, So we're talking to dad. He says,
I want to find out what's going on with my child.
I don't know if this is true. You know, I
want to jump in the gard and see what's going on.
But you know, no, you don't have dad. You can't
do well, you don't have a driver's license. You he's
on a he's on an ankle monitor. Yes, you can't
do anything but make phone calls. Okay, let's move on
to Rich and Felicia. This was wild. I think she's
drunk or high all the time. She's always like that.
So too, it's she's all of a sudden become real,
eyes closed, talking and slurry.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but there was one part where she
was talking and the Sicilian, the Cajun, the new Orleans,
the Black Snid, We're all mixed together, and I was like, uh,
we seriously need subtitles right now, because what the fuck
is she saying there?
Speaker 1: There's many times where I just like wrote a blank
because I didn't know what she said.
Speaker 2: Look, a New Orleans accident is enough, you don't have
to add all these other ones. So I was like,
what is she what is she doing? I don't we
don't know how she talks.
Speaker 1: We don't know. It's like it's like Kara of Kara
and Guillermo on ninety Day Fiance. She'll just be normal
and she goes okay, like you know, I'm like, okay,
it's very now you're now you're a Dominican. What are
you doing? Yeah, hey Hilaria Baldwin, Yes exactly, So all right,
so Richard Felicia. So they're going shopping and she comes out,
she goes, she goes, this is this is my first
time seeing myself in a full mirror and things don't
feel like they used to. And he just goes, oh, well,
they just went clothes smaller now, and she's like okay
and they laugh. That was so nice, and he's like,
I don't mind buying you these things. But he looks
at the tag goes, that's a lot for like what
it is. And it was. It was right, It was
like a matching set. It was one hundred and fifteen.
And I was like, go to target.
Speaker 2: You can found out a target and gotten like lots
of things, lots of things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why are they at this boothiaque I don't know.
I don't know. So she and her talking to me,
She goes, I'm excited to be out and go shopping,
but now I'm a bit chonky since I went into
prison when I was seventeen, and yeah, rich she used
to help me buy some stuff, you know, and this
is why I wrote. She's kind of slurring and she says,
growing up Sicilian men take on Mason kind of a roll.
Are you saying masculine? She says, I wrote mass of something.
Masculinity is what she was trying to say, but she
doesn't know the word. Okay, takes some roll. They treat
the women like queens. They take care of their women
and the property, and that's how I want to be treated.
But her eyes closed. I was like, what's going on
with you, girl? Well, my eyes were wide open when we.
Speaker 2: Saw her mom and dad and her cagins look like
he's doing any of the things that she just listened
because you're her mom looked like a mythhait so. And
they looked like they don't have any property. They looked
like they were living out of their car.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't know if she watched a bunch of
Sicilian movies and on the inside, because that is not
her life.
Speaker 1: On the outside right at all. So she continues to
try and close and the phone rings and it's like,
you have a call from an inmate, Da da da,
And it's her manager. And she's like, okay, so you
just been mommy again. She said something I didn't understand,
but been mummy. You're talking head, She reminds us. In prison,
she had over twenty men and she was booked every
hour with FaceTime calls. It was a business. She had
a manager and an assistant. And so he goes, who
is that? That was my manager? He's like what, because
it's so stupid. He could have just she could have
just said her name.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And she goes, I told her to go ahead and
send me some money. And he goes, why, She goes,
I need clothes. I need a new phone. And he says,
why are you still talking to these people? And like
you're pressing me to show divorce papers, but you're still
talking to these dudes from prison. She goes, well, I'm
not with them people. It's just conversation. It's just finesse,
which he goes too, does these men do these men
think she's still in prison? Probably so yep. So he goes,
I understood it while you were in jail, Like I
got it. Like, I fine, it's a business. He goes,
but not you didn't want to send her money. No,
he goes, but not now I don't get it. Why
are you still doing that? She goes, I need money
and he goes, okay, so I have no money, and
she goes, you ain't you You not bought me, no gift,
no nothing. And then she says, now she's right, she's right.
Speaker 2: She's not wrong because, I mean, because we see it
all the time. Usually the guys have their women like
set up like yes, here's your bone, here's yeah, here's
a little bit of money.
Speaker 1: I mean, he really hasn't done shit. She goes, you
hadn't bought me, no gift, no nothing, And she goes
like what if the roles were reversed. What if I
was holding you down and then you came out and
then I give you like a welcome home present. But
I ain't get that, and I ain't see no proof
of divorce and nothing. No, we don't be together. He's like,
speak clearly because you are slurring and I don't know
what the fuck you're saying. Yeah, I don't know if
she's drunk or spoken pots. She can't be. But she
has to get drug tested. We don't know. But maybe
she doesn't because she's in there for a violent crime.
She was in there for an armed robbery. Yeah, not drugs.
M H. Sylvan talking to Eddy tells us. He goes,
I don't understand this, Like this has starting to seem
like she's trying to guilt me, and I've been taking
a whole lot of bullshit from her in the last
few days. He has, in a way, but he knew
what he was getting. I don't think he thought that
she was this. Remember, he thinks that she's this sweet, little.
Speaker 2: Innocent gonna come out follow him everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, no, sir, you.
Speaker 2: Know he can mold her, He can mold her, but no, no, no, no,
you got.
Speaker 1: An untamable horse over here, like you got a problem. Yeah.
So now we go over to Aunt Stephanie's for a
crawfish boil and her brother Frankie, who we've never seen,
new brother who this comes up and he looks like
he came right from the guts, the guts gutters.
Speaker 2: These people, I don't, I don't know what they are.
They most definitely look like they're from the swamp. They
look like swamp people like this.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Cecilia's are like, stop saying you're I'm
sure they do.
Speaker 2: Please stop doing this, like because these people they all
look none of them look like they could pass the
drug tests.
Speaker 1: About this weed I'm talking about. I think Aunt Stephanie
sees to be the only I think she's holding that
she's the glue holding this family together.
Speaker 2: She needs some glue for that hair. But yes, she
is the most normal of the family. The hair keeps
the hair is something else.
Speaker 1: It's something like it's a choice. It's a choice. So
this brother Frankie comes over and so she is talking
to Haley and Hailey, your cousin is Stephanie her aunt.
Uh Haley also seems Stephanie doesn't seem drunk, but Hailey
and and Felicia both seemed drunk. Yes, most definitely. And
she's saying, I gotta get I gotta get proof of
this divorce. I get proved this divorce. And Stephanie goes, well,
I'll just go ask him right now, and they go,
I mean no, no, not right now, and they well.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like when you tell your mom something
and she goes right to the person and.
Speaker 1: Says, yeah, it was was that, yeah, yeah, And so
Stephanie goes, no, I'm gonna go ask him right now.
So she goes up to him and goes, hey, Rich,
we need to see proof, proof and paperwork of your divorce.
And she goes, you know, Rich, it's public record, so
I could just look it up. He goes absolutely, yeah,
please do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a badge like Claudia, It says
divorced has there acting like he walks around with like
the paperwork like no, And then it's not her aunt's business,
it's not her cousin's business either.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. And but I like how he laughed right
and her face and goes, hey, day, please do do it.
Speaker 2: But we know now that he's been divorced twice. Somebody
looked it up.
Speaker 1: I felt like he told us that at the beginning, though,
but maybe not. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: All I can remember from the beginning with him and
him crying with that psychic reader.
Speaker 1: That's all I remember that was. Yeah, so she goes,
if you're still married and mess up with my baby,
we're going to have some problems, you know that, And
he goes, that sounds weird. So that sounds like something
a weirdo would do. And I was trying to understand
what I think he means, like that sounds weird that
I would be married and messing with her. I think
he's saying like that sounds like something a weirdo would do,
and I'm not doing that.
Speaker 2: And I like the fact that they are all up
in his face about this, as if this is.
Speaker 1: Some sweet, innocent Oh, my.
Speaker 2: Nieces graduated from college, she went on a full ride.
She's got this enters. Just got out of jail, like prison. Yes,
she's been there for like what eleven years?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they're not surprise here, right, Well, that's what
they're acting like. Yeah, So the talking had the productions
like are you divorced? He goes, yeah, I'm divorced. I'm
divorced as fuck. I'm so divorced. And he goes, you know,
I'm triggered in a few ways, because number one, he
never goes to the many ways. He just gives it
the number one. He says, I am a private individual,
and multiple people questioning me about this shit. This is barried,
this is in my past, and I don't have to
explain myself to them.
Speaker 2: Well, he's right, but he also Megan markleds like, I
want a private life, but here I.
Speaker 1: Am on a reality TV show. Where's the camera? Yes?
Good point. So and he walks off and he's taking
off his mic and he goes, he goes nobody nobody
walks around with divorce papers, like this is a bullshit.
He's storming off and she's like, where are you going?
He goes, and she goes, where are you going? You
got me fucked up for really, you better come back.
And he just walks off.
Speaker 2: It's like this is great, and this poor guy hasn't
even gotten a hand job. He is very frustrated.
Speaker 1: I've had one little makeout, one little bit, that's it.
He's just showing to enjoy's crawfish.
Speaker 2: And then here comes all these people, her fucking aunt
looking like the predator, fucking with her hair like that,
asking avor papers.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. I don't like him, but I felt
him in this moment. I don't know why somebody and
all the times they've seen him, they have had off
time where they could have just done a quick google
of the court system to find to find his information.
They've got his full name, look him up. It's easy, okay,
all right, Kaylee and Michael. I'm sick of them. So
she is saying, I feel bad about yesterday, about the
big family fight when my mom was dressed like a cow,
and never forget. And I do have guilt about running
up his credit cards. I do. But then at my
house he kicked my mom out and he acted like
a psycho. And we're just learning to adjust to each other,
you know. And I'm excited though, because we have a
date night tonight and we haven't had one since he's
been out. But I don't know. Now he's got the
bank statements. He's questioned me about that, but it's just money.
She's just she played him. She played him, She really
did so. When talking to her, she says, I learned
my bad money habits from my mother Laurie. And you know, also,
I've got to go see him today because yesterday when
he jumped out of my car, he didn't realize it
was lifted and he messed up his knee and we
see him limping into the limping halfway house. That's not good.
He's a personal trainer. So they talk with me. They
talk on the phone and she goes, I've got a
knee brace. Is like, I'm going to bring it to
you at the halfway house and he goes okay. She goes,
you can be able to come out and see me.
He goes, I don't know. You could leave it at
the front desk. She's like, well, driving all the way
over there. So she sees him and gives it to
him and goes, okay, here you go. He goes all right.
She goes, good luck with your job interview and he
goes fine, and she goes, I've got you a knee
brace and these like light it came past this. He goes,
thank you. She's okay, that's all I'm going to get.
Like I came all this way. I came way out
of my way to give this to you, and he goes, Okay,
it's the least you could do. You're my wife. You
know you've done a lot for yourself. This is the
least you could do for me. Yeah, not totally, man.
She makes it hard to defend her. She does, she
really does. And what was with her makeup? Her makeup
is always crazy, just so much. I understand what she
and this is coming from me and I'm half a
drag queen. But this was a lot and it wasn't
It wasn't done right. I don't know. It's too much.
It's too much like rouge, too much lipstick, too much,
too much. It didn't it's like cake. It's like white
and cakey. Yea, yeah, it's It was weird. It was
very weird. So they're talking head. She says no, and
they're talking head. He says sorry. She's forty two thousand
dollars in debt because she can't budget. And I've looked
at all the bank statements and there are times when
she spends twelve hundred dollars a month on coffee. How
did this? Bishon? I have a heart attack. I'm like, somebody, heffy,
somebody did the math and They're like, if there's a
month that she spends twelve hundred dollars on coffee, there
are days when she's having five coffees a day from Starbucks.
Speaker 2: There's the days that she doesn't get to do anything
but drink the coffee and be on the pot. Because
that's a lot of coffee. Like I would be able
to leave the bathroom.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. Yeah, that's not healthy at all. And
it could just be Starbucks charges that he's seeing and
he doesn't know if they're coffee. It could be she
went in to grab a breakfast sandwich, then she went
in to grab lunch, and then she went and got
up dcaft and then she went in and grabbed two waters,
and she could just be like the Starbucks is next
to where she works, and she buys everything there. No,
it's a lot, it's good lot. So he points out
all the things she said she would do. Oh, you
told me you were gonna help me get a car.
I don't have a car. You have a brand new car.
You told me you were gonna get my debit and
credit cards all set up so I would come out
with no debt and ready to go and hit the ground. Running.
All I want from you is honesty. Yeah. So he
limps back off to the halfway house.
Speaker 2: So we have a situation here where the person on
the outside was doing all the prison talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. She played him like a fiddle, old baby,
I got you. I'm gonna do this for you, baby,
don't worry. Don't worry baby. Well it's a little bit
like Bonita and that she thought she had time to
fix what she had done, and she did not have
quit tapping at your desk. Oh so sorry, it was
like tap tap tap, tap tap tap. I was uncramping
my toes. I didn't even realize you get carried. Sorry,
So his mom, who has somehow decided now she's Pippy
long Stocking. Why what is current references only? Why is
she wearing these pigtails? What's happening the tube top, the
tube top pigtail power.
Speaker 2: She's margining us with the power of the pigtails.
Speaker 1: Yes, she looking.
Speaker 2: At her, she looks like she's just as stupid as
all the other people.
Speaker 1: But she's one of the smartest people to ever be
on the show. We liked her. And now what are
you doing, girl? What are you doing? She just looks bad.
Speaker 2: But everything that comes out of her mouth is right.
Oh yeah, it's just it's I don't midlife crisis.
Speaker 1: It's hot there. But you could go for the booty tail,
one of the nice little kid bun a bun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lots of options, but this is what she chose
to show up wearing on television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they picked them, she picks them up. They're
going to the interview, and he explains, Oh god, you know, Kaylee,
I'm so mad at her. She's trying to say that
I put her forty two thousand dollars in debt. You know,
I walked out of prison. I walked into prison with
no debt, and I wanted to walk out and start
out on a good foot. And god, she's there's months
or she spent twelve hundred dollars on coffee, and her
mom goes and she spends a lot at that makeup store,
but not on makeup lessons, not on the way to
apply it. But she's got some experience, I mean, and
they will help you out. But I think she thinks
she knows it all. Yeah, but mom makes a great point.
It says, she sets you up for failure. She did did, Yeah,
she really did so. Then mom Angel says, so, are
you excited to meet Pat? So Pat is her boyfriend
of six years, and he goes, yeah, I never even
met him. She goes, that's your fault. You were in prison.
She said the truth. Yeah, Pat, her boyfriend, Pat owns
an HVAC company and he has a position open for
a part driver. And she goes, don't do anything to
embarrass herself or meet and go get this job.
Speaker 2: So he's like, yes, thank god for his mom, because yeah,
had he gotten out of prison and didn't have his mom,
he'd be totally fucked right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so and so the talking head Angel says,
Kaylee spent too much money on shit she didn't need,
like that car, like that Mommy makeover, like the coffees,
like Sephora. She says, too much money on shit she
doesn't need. And now he's in trouble.
Speaker 2: I really thought that we were going to make it
through one episode and we didn't talk about the Mommy makeover.
Speaker 1: Well, it has to be mentioned. It has to be mentioned. Okay,
it was one of the worst Mommy makeovers. We see.
It wasn't worth whatever she paid, so you know it
wasn't Pat comes out and they meet. He seems like
a perfectly nice guy. He uh, he looks like he
seems like he owns an HVAC company. He does, he does.
He shows him around. He says, let me get your resume,
and Pat says, you know to drive the truck for parts, like,
you're going to need a license, and he goes, I'm
going to get it today. And he says there'll be
no favoritism because I date your mom. I'll treat you
like anybody else. And Michael says, I really appreciate because
having a job is a big key to my sobriety,
which is my main focus. Been sober six years. He says,
I want to stay out. I want to do right.
I want to make my mother proud. Thank god your mom.
Speaker 2: Fucked the boss because you got yourself a job that's
right and God yes, tucking at.
Speaker 1: Pat goes, it was awkward meeting Angel's son for the
first time. You know, he's been in prison and stuff,
and I do have reservations. He's a hustler, so he's
going to have to work extra hard to prove he's
suitable and capable of doing the job. And Pat tells him, okay,
everything's great. You can start on Wednesday, and uh in
the top ahead. You know, Michael goes, I really appreciate,
you know, getting this opportunity with Pat. You know, HVAC
is king in Arizona obviously, so having this job could
really set me on a good course. Okay, good, Okay.
They get in the car and he says, he got
the job. He's gonna have to go to the DMV.
He can start Wednesday, and Mom says, here's your bank card,
and we're reminded that she had invested money for him,
and this is the big part that's got that money
with both of their names on it. What is it
like fourteen thousand? It was fourteen thousand okay, and so
he says great. So he goes to the DMV and
he tells us he did have six thousand dollars in
DMV fines. Wow before what he did before he went in.
I guess he just never paid him and they just accumulate.
You know, it gets worse. So but Kaylee paid most
of it for him, So he hopes when he goes
in it's going to be about one thousand, so he'll
still have all his money left.
Speaker 2: So he comes and Remember this is what she has
told him, that it should be just about it. That
he's only gone a boy, what Kaylee has told him
once again, and here we go.
Speaker 1: But again, why is it her job to pay his
six thousand dollars in fine? And I agree with.
Speaker 2: You one hundred percent, which she should have just said
that I'm not going to be responsible for paying your fines.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Yeah, she lied, she lied and
said she died. So he comes out. He's so mad.
He's like, yes, I got the driver's license, but the
six thousand dollars was not paid, so almost half the
money he had on that card with his mom is
now gone. Okay, so he's mad. All right, Well we
got to end with our throuffole and again it's just
non stop. Next time, Mom, we're going to see you together.
Next time, Mom, we're going to see it together. When
are we ever going to see it together?
Speaker 2: How many more episodes are left in the season because
we still have a couple we haven't met yet.
Speaker 1: We haven't met yet? Right, all right, it's goddess movement, Bonnito.
So Gigi and Mumu are talking in that park and
where her dogs are running wild and running the up.
I had a listener write me and said she lives
in Baltimore and the unleashed dogs is really a thing.
And she had one like bite her bite her dog,
like unleash dog. They don't have a leash law. I
guess they don't have a leash law. Everywhere should have
a leash law. I know, I hate it. It's me
so bad. When I go on the beach and I
see a dog, I'm like, well, we have to leave.
You just don't know. Yeah. So they're talking and he's saying,
she's sang like, okay, who all was at your mom's house?
He goes, my sisters, my mom, my, stepdad, dream and
dere and uh that was it. And she goes, why
didn't you send a picture? He goes, oh, you know,
my phone was geeking and I didn't think about it.
And then deor like spilled the tea and we had
to wipe it up and it was a big thing.
She's right there.
Speaker 2: That's why he was in prison because he's not a
criminal mastermind and he couldn't even get this shit straight.
The little girl spilled tea on the phone.
Speaker 1: He didn't even have to add that part. He goes,
and so that it wouldn't work, and so she goes, okay,
she goes, I don't. She goes, I don't believe you. Okay, yeah,
and he goes, what, I cannot believe you don't believe me.
I would never ever lie to you, never, And she goes, okay,
So none of the baby mamas were there, and he goes, no,
my mom had already gone and gotten the girl. So
the no, they were not there at all, not at all.
He should have just said, yeah, the mom has brought
them over. Yeah. I mean she can't get mad at that. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean that makes somewhat of sense
that the moms would be there. And she goes, okay,
I believe you. She hugs him, and he hugs your
back and says, you're the only one I want to
be with that, and he goes She's like, all right,
like quit talking, and then she says, I'm giving him
a pass this time, but it's a first and last
pass because I don't know if I believe him, and
talking Toddy, he goes, I don't want to break her heart,
but I am trying to keep control of this situation.
Speaker 2: You're losing control at every ticking moment, you are losing
more and more control. And we don't know if Banita's
on this green scooter looking for you all in town.
Speaker 1: Just we don't. We don't know at all. I will
scoop my ass around this town on that scooter, which
meant that. Okay. So now Banita, she goes to a
bar and she before she sits down the way to
looks I get you something. She goes, I need two
limon drops and two stocks and toquila with line.
Speaker 2: She's ready well because she's been riding a round all
day looking for him in a lift.
Speaker 1: She's exhausted. Literally. Yeah. So her friend's named c s
e A like the ocean it was. It was strawd A.
It was s A d E s A D I
wrote s e A. I saw s A d E.
Oh okay. I was watching a screener saying, here's this
frob her friend, her friend. Her friend. Her friend arrives
and she's a high pooky Hostinky Funny names the name
the name. So she tells her friend about sending Mumu
to the urgent care because it's tooth her. But now
I haven't heard from him, and I'm talking to Anita
says he better be in jail or in a hospital
for going something like this. And I do not want
to ignore my intuition with him being with another woman.
And I feel like I'm on a six flags rollercroaster
and I'm just up and down on my stomachurs and
I'm just clenching my ass together. Yeah. Look, here's the thing.
We all know that feeling.
Speaker 2: We all know that family because a man has done
something to us that we get that exact we know.
Speaker 1: We just know. You just feel nauseous, like what's gonna happen?
You do? Yep? And his mother won't say where he is.
And the friend goes, he'll hang himself at the end
of the day. He'd give him enough rope, he's gonna
hang himself. And so now all of a sudden, they're
getting like takeout boxes for their food, but we never
saw them ordery food. So she goes, I'm gonna call
his mother. So she calls Takita and she goes, so,
what have you heard from him? Ites? Well, last I
heard his tooth was really bothering him and he was
gonna take some advil and get some rest. And she goes,
where where was he going to get the rest? And
mom goes, I'm not sure where he was going. I
didn't ask him, and then they did, and I have
this set up for her. They just don't like. Banita
is two steps ahead of him, and she goes, so, Nikita,
now did you take the car or did he take
it when he left? And Nikita goes, well, we came
and got the car because it needed an oil change. Okay,
all right, that couldn't wait. Uh huh, And Anita goes,
I just thought you would have told me that you
were coming to take it, because then I didn't have
a car, and Nikita goes, well, we didn't know how
long we were going to have it. We just thought
it was for that one thing, for you to go
get him. We thought it was like a short time,
and then we got it back. And so goes okay, great,
talking to you, bye bye, and shook to her friend,
who's like that lady is lying. She lies as badly
as her I mean, she really does.
Speaker 2: She was a stuttering and I mean, no one for
you to have this elaborate scheme set up.
Speaker 1: They are not.
Speaker 2: He should have an answer for every question that they
would ask. Yes, he should have an alibi for everything.
Speaker 1: And he doesn't. Bunnita looks at her friend. She goes,
I don't think she was being truthful. She will, and
her friend goes, she's just lower as herself. She lowered
to him. So in the car she starts yelling. She
gets in the car and she's like, I spent the
whole day. I could have been doing anything else, anything else,
And she gets waffles are not gonna make themselves and
look look look she said, you get that go bro
out of my face. Goddamn it. I can't do this anymore.
I am irritated. She is big mad Mary Payn.
Speaker 2: I promise you if I ever get on a reality show,
I don't care what emotional state I am.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to turn the camera off. I know
you're not. I know you're not.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get every side angle, You're gonna get all
the emotions, all of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, give me, miammy. So now it's nighttime and Jiju
Mumu we're still together, and they're headache too. I guess
where she works her salon and she's going to do
it in an car and another uber. What's going on?
And maybe these are always production vehicles, you know, okay,
And so she's going to do his hair and he's like, oh,
my mouth hurts, and now I got a headache. So
they're at the salon and as she's doing his hair,
she says, I don't feel like i've seen you enough,
like you went missing, and he goes, I already told
you about that. I've already told you about that, and
tonight you don't know. I might pop out for an
hour or two. This is part of my mental to
have my freedom, okay, And she goes, okay, well, but
you've been out seventy two hours and you only spend
about twelve hours with me, and I think you're trying
to manipulate me. Yes, and he goes, no, no, no, no, no.
This is me saying I could come home, I could
go to a strip club, could go I don't know
why I said trip club when I just ments I
could go out and do things with people. I don't
know why I said that. But why can't she go
along if you're just going to a lounge? So did
she go? And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: Moving on his lives is starting to cause Gigi's look.
Speaker 1: To just go down. She looks like she has just been.
Speaker 2: She it has only been seventy two hours, and she
looks like she has gone through it. Her lashes aren't on,
her hair isn't done, like he is sucking the soul
out of her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he goes, listen, I can go out. I'm
gonna go change my clothes. I'm gonna take a couple
of shots. I'm gonna go out. And she goes, Okay, great,
lock up when you leave, and she starts to walk up.
He's like what, and she goes, enjoy your night out,
lock up when you leave. It seems like she leaves
in there, but obviously she can't leave in there because
she has to lock up. Lock up? And what does
he keep walking around with this fucking shoe box? I
don't have you noticed a shoe box? Yeah, he's always
got a shoebox. Well, I'm like, is there cash in there? Like, yeah,
it could be.
Speaker 2: What's in the I think we can find a better
way to handle the situation. You look like a well
he is homeless. Yeah, it's just weird. He keeps, I'm
just glad he got his hair done, be too.
Speaker 1: It looks a lot better. So I'm talking head. She says,
I fel overlooked, and the fact that he doesn't want
to spend more time with me is just showing me
how selfish he is. She drives off or gets in
an uber lit I don't anyway, they go separate ways.
Now we see him on a diary cam at a
strip club throwing dollars at a girl's ass, and it
says five hours later. So he goes home to Gigi
and it's ten thirty am, and he goes, you know,
you just put me through Helen back, and you're still
worried about strip clubs, and I gotta go, So I'm
gonna leave. I'm gonna go to my cousin's house. So
he leaves again that shoe with that shoebox.
Speaker 2: Shoebox and all like it's this emotional support animal shoebox.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so talking head, he says, last night, I went
to the strip club and I felt free. I threw
a few ones, and I came home and it was
like four in the morning, and she was yelling at me.
And I feel like I'm spending the time I need
to with her and the other time outside of us.
She should just understand, understand what which part.
Speaker 2: I think I think she can understand the going out,
but it's the hours that she has no idea where
you are that's the problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he don't get it, and she so when he's
when he's leaving, she goes, where are you going? And
he goes, oh, you don't even know where I'm going.
She says, if I find out you're with an OP
and did you notice at least on my screener it
said if I find out you're going with an OP
and in parentheses it said yes, opponent opponent. God, I
was trying to say opportunists, but my mind went blank.
An opponent And he goes, I what OP? What op?
She goes, you know what I'm talking about. She goes,
if I find out you're with an OP, I'm not
fucking with you no more. And he goes, I don't
know what I'd sure so I'm talking to She goes,
I don't like he's going to a lounge. He's going
to a strip club. And now he's picking and arguing
and uh and nine out of ten, I think it's
because he's messing with somebody else. You think, okay, good,
you're all coming together now, Gigi. Yes, So he has
some Banitas. Now Banita's on the phone and she is
so mad about where he might be. She's like, she's like,
he called me at one nineteen and then he sent
me a screenshot of a video with his dick in it.
And she goes like he's gonna send me proof of
life and something foul like that, Like, bitch can get
that over here. I want to bite that thing off.
Speaker 2: And I feel like she will bite his dick off
and use it as like the fucking what are the
things that used to ask a mold for.
Speaker 1: Her dick waffles?
Speaker 2: Yes, she'll call it the moon moo, the mo moon.
Speaker 1: Did you notice she's laying She's laying in the bed
with a hood over head. She's on the phone, she's
guzzling the water and there's an ice bucket and champagne
on the bed next to dour. What else would you
expect from Bonita? So funny, so funny. So she goes,
you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write him
on Instagram. And then she goes to look at him
on Instagram and it says twelve hours ago and he's
got his hair braided and he's out. She's like, she goes, now,
I know something sneaky is going on on his Instagram.
This man is hair he got he is outside, he
got his jewelry on, he got his outfit on, and
he got his hair done. Hair dumb in her mind,
she's like, what girl did his fucking hair? She says,
when I left him, he had prison clothes and a
nappy bun. And she goes and now it's been twenty
four hours. The sun beats you home. I ain't got
shit to say. I felt betrayed, I felt played with.
And then she goes and beats up a cake for
no reason. Now, look, we need a little bit of
justice for that cake. I don't care what a man
has done. It is never that bad that you got
to fuck up a cake. Just eat the cake. Eat
the cake. Yeah, And then she puts the ring that's
the replacement fak ring on top of the cake. And
then we see him across more in a fake ring.
He heads to her house and knocks on the door,
you know, in the outfit he just left. Gigi's in
with his shoe box, knocks on the door.
Speaker 2: He has gotten no sleep, Maybe that's why he cares
around the shoe box maybe that's where he wrists.
Speaker 1: That's his resting spot.
Speaker 2: It is inside of the shoe box, because he could
probably fit because he's gotten no.
Speaker 1: Sleep at all. I mean he's been ripping and running
this whole time. He did comment on my Instagram reel
where you said he looked like a sixth grader. He
wrote under a not a sixth grader? Okay, seventh you're
not in high school.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't look like you're your junior high I'll
give you seventh or eighth grade.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, so funny, Okay, next time on Kirsten says,
I'm I have a reason to be upset, and then
she and Corey have a fight and Corey tells her
to get the fuck out of her house. Cyrus says
to uh Diaz, Mom, Bliz, I hope you can see
us together being a couple. She's like, oh, get a
tooth brother. Then we see the girls, Felicia and her
girls seeing a mugshot of Rich. Okay, he didn't tell
me that. He didn't tell us that. I don't think
you have to tell that much to a prisoner. No,
I'm sorry you don't. We see the same scene we've
now seen forty six times of Kaylee throwing a drink
at Michael. Yes, then we say, see this exact same
scene we've seen forty six times, which is Mumu and
Gigi at a restaurant. Bonita arrives and says, please tell
me who the fuck you're in love with again, and
he says, I really do love both of you, and
it seems she throws ketchup and mustard on him. We've
been seeing it. We braids and his fresh braids. Yeah, yeah,
And then we see Bonita and Gigi do this talking
head together and again they've been saying this is coming
for weeks, so maybe that does happen next week. I
don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, at this point it's not going to be
a surprise because we've seen it so many times.
Speaker 1: I know, I wish it would have been a surprise.
I do too, Yes, doing is like this match sharp.
Speaker 2: He really tries to test our inner thug with some
of the ship that he does, because you know, we
ain't going anywhere.
Speaker 1: We're like and going nowhere. We will say, we will
say loyal, but we will talk bad about you, we
will talk shit, but we ain't going nowhere. Yeah, everybody,
I hope you're also listening to our recaps and this
is Polly. It's kind of a bad show, but we
are COVID. It's not kind of a bad show. Okay,
We're covering it over on Pink Shade Prime. It comes
out on Sundays, So if you're watching Love After lock
Up and then this is Polly, God bless, but you
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Along with Keisha and I are doing a recap of
Welcome to Platform. We are in season four where uh
it's it got great and now it's getting sad again.
It's getting sad again. Yeah. Yeah. This week for ninety
Day Fiance TLC Tuesday, I have Kim from ninety Day,
Craik Cray is going to be doing it with me.
I've got a comedian named Laurie Alterman is going to
be doing Pop and Bravo, and I've got Chris Farah,
our friend of Vanity Farah, doing ninety Day The Last Resort.
So it's just girl power over onchees all girls of it,
all the time. I love it. Please.
Speaker 2: I'll say that too much, because moving might be trying
to heard girls girls over there.
Speaker 1: Oh ship. We might get a yahweh poetic trying to
end up into his call y yeah weeh Mary Payne.
Y'all wait, too many, too many? All right? We will
see you guys next week, and thanks for listening. Bye
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