Speaker 1: And away we go real quick.
Speaker 2: Before we I introduced everybody, you can text us anytime
Speaker 2: at seven three seven three zero one ninety six hundred. Again,
Speaker 2: that's seven three seven three zero one ninety six hundred.
Speaker 2: I've got a funny text to read in just a
Speaker 2: moment regarding JB's purple wiener, which we talked about yesterday. Now,
Speaker 2: it's funny because purple wiener is just like we're saying
Speaker 2: it in passing now right, it's not normal. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: is normal, now right. My name is Sandy, this is JB. Hello,
Speaker 2: this is here too.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Everybody can't be here for the full hour. Grab the
Speaker 2: podcast version of the show. Listeners sent us a text
Speaker 2: that said this was yesterday. I didn't see it until
Speaker 2: after the show. OMG. JB's purple Wiener situation makes me
Speaker 2: so glad. I am a female. JB injured himself in
Speaker 2: a bike or bicycle accident, has this incredible contusion around
Speaker 2: his waist that's now worked its way south.
Speaker 1: It's migrat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's you ever seen a virtual like a map
Speaker 2: that shows the spread of like COVID, like COVID or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what's happened on JB's body as a the ple
Speaker 2: and black and Blue has spread.
Speaker 3: Down south and like the site the psychology blob test, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you guys have seen people they use the eggplant
Speaker 3: for the Wiener symbol on emojis.
Speaker 1: It's great. Yeah, I'm full on. JB is full on eggplant.
Speaker 2: So now that we got all JB's private business out there, yeah,
Speaker 2: you can text us at anytime. Seven three seven three
Speaker 2: zero one ninety six hundred. I got to tell you
Speaker 2: guys something funny, and I think churchall you'll have a
Speaker 2: lot to say this because because I bet you've been
Speaker 2: in a similar situation, maybe a little different, but similar.
Speaker 2: A buddy of mine's got a daughter. She's twenty six.
Speaker 2: She's very attractive, young lady. She's just kind of getting
Speaker 2: out there in the workforce and you know, has her
Speaker 2: first real job, let's put it that way, like career,
Speaker 2: you know. And it's great because I kind of really
Speaker 2: look up to him because he and his daughter, and
Speaker 2: I think JBU and your daughter too, they're really tight
Speaker 2: right there, Like they talk. And she came to and
Speaker 2: she said, man, my supervisor at work. I went to
Speaker 2: him with an issue about work, and his response to
Speaker 2: me has got me going because she went to him
Speaker 2: and he was like, and it was late in the
Speaker 2: day when she brought it up, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 2: let's uh, let's grab a go let's go grab a
Speaker 2: beer and talk about it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my first gut take his bad move by management, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: don't do that.
Speaker 1: You settle that at work, right right.
Speaker 2: And then I'm immediate like, this guy is trying to
Speaker 2: score with the young hot girl right.
Speaker 1: Hitting on his younger hot employee. There's a lot wrong there.
Speaker 1: There's a lot wrong there.
Speaker 4: And back in the day when when I was in
Speaker 4: my twenties and working, did you ever like something happens
Speaker 4: to you when you're younger and then for some reason
Speaker 4: it's not till much much later in life that you'll go, oh.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, he was hitting on me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Like I've had a lot of those
Speaker 4: revelations as I've gotten older, and that is exactly what
Speaker 4: is happening to her.
Speaker 1: He's hitting on her. Yeah, and she But I can't believe.
Speaker 4: A guy, a male, older male, in a management position
Speaker 4: in this day and age, would take the chance of
Speaker 4: hitting on a younger employee like that, because I feel
Speaker 4: like today you get fired like that.
Speaker 1: Back when I was growing up, that was status quo.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the office, houchin Yeah.
Speaker 4: And getting hit on by a by a boss or
Speaker 4: an upper managed management person, and.
Speaker 2: You go back one more generation to your mom's generation.
Speaker 2: But we had to hear the story she has to.
Speaker 4: Tell, Oh, yeah, being literally chased around me right around
Speaker 4: the desk, literally chase around the desk, which.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to laugh, it's terrible, awful, But I'm
Speaker 3: just picturing like Madmen, the scene in Madman.
Speaker 1: That's totally doable.
Speaker 2: But as much time as people spend at work, it's
Speaker 2: a little unrealistic to think there's not going to have
Speaker 2: some sort of relationship spark up.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: But the problem is is he's her boss, he's her supervisor.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 4: I mean, find if they both were employees and he's
Speaker 4: taken her shot with her, his shot with her, okay whatever, Yeah,
Speaker 4: but he's in that position where I mean he could
Speaker 4: get fired like that.
Speaker 3: What do you think it's It's such a tough one
Speaker 3: because if it's a twenty five, twenty six year old
Speaker 3: young dude and he says, hey, let's go.
Speaker 1: Grab a beer after work. Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't think
Speaker 1: anything of it. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But this guy's
Speaker 1: it's a pretty tough one, mid forties.
Speaker 3: I'm giving I'm giving the guy the benefit of the doubt,
Speaker 3: although statistically you're probably right. He probably has bad intentions,
Speaker 3: right man, You want to give him the benefit of
Speaker 3: the doubt, like, because you wouldn't think anything if it
Speaker 3: was another dude, not at all.
Speaker 4: What I will say, I think the determining factor is
Speaker 4: if she got the eck.
Speaker 1: That's women's intuition.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if her gut thinks it's creepy, it's probably ceah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's got to lean lean into that. Trust her, trust
Speaker 3: her women's intuition.
Speaker 2: And I think overall, gut feelings are incredibly real and
Speaker 2: that we tell our daughter all the time. Listen to him,
Speaker 2: listen to that gut feeling and do it. I read
Speaker 2: it really cool. I've told her about this. J I
Speaker 2: don't think I of you, But this really interesting article
Speaker 2: about a guy that did a lot of research on
Speaker 2: on gut feelings.
Speaker 1: And he went and I'll give you one example of
Speaker 1: what he did.
Speaker 2: He went and talked to firefighters, and he talked to
Speaker 2: firefighters that had survived buildings that have collapsed, right, And
Speaker 2: he asked him, He said, what was it when you
Speaker 2: were inside the building that made you get out of
Speaker 2: the building just before it collapsed? Was it the temperature?
Speaker 2: Was it the way that the flames look? Did you
Speaker 2: see something in the structure of the building. And every
Speaker 2: single one of them said, no, I just knew, just yeah, just.
Speaker 1: It was time.
Speaker 2: Isn't that nuts? And that's your gut telling you. Yeah's
Speaker 2: in years of experience.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, I mean, and it applies in so
Speaker 4: many situations like when I mean stupid stuff like when
Speaker 4: like when we're gambling, like I should I knew I
Speaker 4: should have done that, or playing a game, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, or but to try and make sure
Speaker 4: you hone in on it when you're out and potentially
Speaker 4: it could be danger you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, got to be aware of your gut talking to you. Right.
Speaker 2: So, I don't know what she's going to do about
Speaker 2: this guy. She did not agree to go have a
Speaker 2: beer with him, I know that. But maybe he'll take
Speaker 2: his clue as to that wasn't a cool thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that, you know, the older dudes need
Speaker 3: to be more conscious of this exact for this exact reason. Yeah,
Speaker 3: even if he has no ill intent or anything like that.
Speaker 3: You just have to be aware of a guy that
Speaker 3: might make them uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Don't put yourself in harm's way, right, put yourself in
Speaker 2: a situation where you could be called out for doing something,
Speaker 2: especially in today's world. Right, you know, I mean back
Speaker 2: when your mom was getting chased around the desk.
Speaker 1: That's not a big deal. That's just the point it was, Redcat.
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Speaker 2: in just a moment. We've got an early heat wave coming.
Speaker 2: Chris has got the details. Mark twenty twenty five down
Speaker 2: as another baseball season where I didn't do what I
Speaker 2: wanted to do.
Speaker 1: With Longhorn Baseball, you didn't go to a game every
Speaker 1: year for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: I've said I'm going to go to a game before
Speaker 2: it gets too hot, before it gets and the season,
Speaker 2: miss the home season wrapped up on Sunday. The Longhorns
Speaker 2: lost to Florida on Sunday. Their last three remaining regular
Speaker 2: season games Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in Norman against Oklahoma,
Speaker 2: and then the SEC Tournament starts down in Alabama. Longhorns
Speaker 2: ranked number one in the country men's baseball. Man, I
Speaker 2: hope they make it to the College World Series because
Speaker 2: it's growing up in Omaha where the College World Series is.
Speaker 2: When Texas is at the World Series, the entire College World.
Speaker 1: Series is better. Really, they have more.
Speaker 2: They have that much stroke at the College World Series
Speaker 2: because the fans come and then Omaha always adopts a
Speaker 2: team like they never have. University of Nebraska's never going
Speaker 2: to play in the College World Series and you know,
Speaker 2: they just suck in baseball, and but it's always Texas
Speaker 2: when they're there.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: So hopefully Texas will make it. And I'm going to
Speaker 2: tell you right now if they do, I'm going because
Speaker 2: I got place to stay.
Speaker 1: Your mom and dad exactly. Yeah, if you're going, I'm going.
Speaker 2: It was great to be when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: It's changed now, but it was great. My my mom
Speaker 2: or dad would drop me off. Me and my buddies
Speaker 2: off at the old Rosenblatt Stadium where the College World
Speaker 2: Series was played. Drop us off there at like ten
Speaker 2: o'clock in the morning, and then we would go to
Speaker 2: both games, and then they would pick us up at
Speaker 2: like ten thirty eleven o'clock at night. We just spent
Speaker 2: the entire it's awesome, entire day there because back then,
Speaker 2: one ticket got you in for both games. Oh right,
Speaker 2: for both games that day. Had a blast, and it's
Speaker 2: still cool. They've moved it to a fancy new ballpark,
Speaker 2: but it's still pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Did we go to that? We went, Yeah, we went
Speaker 1: one year at Willa Sherry. Well she was playing that.
Speaker 2: That's right, So go Longhorns and good luck against OEU
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Speaker 1: Patrich, Real quick, real quick.
Speaker 2: If anybody listening has got a connection to NBC News,
Speaker 2: will you hit me up? I want to get Lester
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Speaker 4: I would freak out if Lester Holt introduced me.
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Speaker 2: ninety six hundred now let's talk about this hot weather.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so while it's May, for sure, it feels like
Speaker 4: it's at least August.
Speaker 1: Right. The weather is crazy coming up this week.
Speaker 4: The high today like high eighties, low nineties, and then
Speaker 4: starting tomorrow triple digits for the rest of the week. Sandy,
Speaker 4: I saw one forecast as high as one hundred and
Speaker 4: eight on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yikes, Yes, in May May, and it's just I mean,
Speaker 3: who didn't sit outside on Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: It's just perfect, oh, nice, beautiful. Yeah, yeah, north it
Speaker 1: was the high eighty one or something like that. It
Speaker 1: was just ideal. A few days later, just the wheels
Speaker 1: come on, I mean completely off.
Speaker 4: They're saying that the normally, the average first one hundred
Speaker 4: degree day, one hundred degree day doesn't fall until July,
Speaker 4: the beginning of July.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're getting it right now.
Speaker 4: Another thing that they're saying is a bit of a
Speaker 4: problem is that our bodies haven't even had a chance
Speaker 4: to acclimate to this kind of heat, because normally it
Speaker 4: slowly gets warmer and warmer. So we're going from this
Speaker 4: really nice eighty one degrees to one hundred and eight.
Speaker 4: And he's saying that some people could have a lot
Speaker 4: of problems with this.
Speaker 3: Maybe your song is gonna if you're yeah, if you're
Speaker 3: if you're new you know, to Austin and you've moved here,
Speaker 3: don't complain about the heat. Yeah, I just don't want
Speaker 3: to hear it, right, don't cut, don't come here and
Speaker 3: just bitch about it. Like we all know it. It's
Speaker 3: gonna be hot. You know it's gonna be hot next
Speaker 3: summer too.
Speaker 4: This is an aggressive spot, to be honest, To be honest,
Speaker 4: this is a little bit of an aggressive hot kind
Speaker 4: of out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's every summer. Yeah, I mean it's yeah
Speaker 1: without fails.
Speaker 3: So like we just don't want to hear it, like
Speaker 3: to either take it, you take it and stride or
Speaker 3: you leave.
Speaker 2: You guys know the insurance commercial when you talk about
Speaker 2: turn it into your parents, don't turn it into your
Speaker 2: parents all that. I had that moment yesterday. I was
Speaker 2: driving down the road and I saw Lambs tires. I
Speaker 2: was like, I got to pull in there, make sure
Speaker 2: I got enough free on in my head, ac in
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 1: You are turning into your parents.
Speaker 2: So I called them and they're like, yeah, I bring
Speaker 2: it in, So I'm taking it in today to make sure.
Speaker 2: Now that's when it will go out, is when the
Speaker 2: first day it hits one hundred. It's like your conditioner knows, yeah,
Speaker 2: that it's going to make your life miserable.
Speaker 1: How old is your car to get free on? I
Speaker 1: mean every couple of years, don't you. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know the cars are twenty sixteen. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just never even think about the free on in my car.
Speaker 4: I think it's because they do it at oil changes
Speaker 4: right automatically.
Speaker 1: No, check it, No, they don't.
Speaker 2: It's I've had my free on runout in my in
Speaker 2: my old truck, and that's so it's one of those
Speaker 2: things like I'm just sensitive and very aware of it.
Speaker 1: It's like.
Speaker 2: I won't buy tires when I need them, but damn it,
Speaker 2: I'll get I put in there for sure.
Speaker 1: So so a.
Speaker 4: Little bit of good news is that this warmer weather
Speaker 4: is only going to last for about a week by
Speaker 4: the end of next week, and it should slide back
Speaker 4: out and then not only will we have cooler temperatures again,
Speaker 4: but apparently some rain is in the forecast. So I
Speaker 4: think we just have to hunker down for like a
Speaker 4: week and not step outside for fear of bursting into flame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we can handle it. The new people are
Speaker 1: going to struggle. They're gonna be like, WHOA expected mass.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going to struggle a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like I wouldn't like this when I came here
Speaker 1: for self.
Speaker 4: But I feel like you should research a city you're
Speaker 4: planning on moving to a little bit better.
Speaker 1: If the heat is going to shock you, Yeah, is it?
Speaker 1: Like is it always this hot? You're like, yeah, it.
Speaker 3: Is always not here, always it is, Bob, wait till
Speaker 3: you get in your car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you're gonna wish for this outside. Heybe the
Speaker 1: second you get in your car.
Speaker 2: I think of you almost all the time when I
Speaker 2: this time of year, when you put your visor up
Speaker 2: in your windshield, because you my friend years ago taught
Speaker 2: me how to put the circular ones away.
Speaker 1: How you taught me how to do that? Nobody that's
Speaker 1: never been JB taught me how to do it, and
Speaker 1: I've got it down now.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing invention. And once you figure it, Yes,
Speaker 3: it is. People struggle with those.
Speaker 4: I think when you taught him, he was like, look
Speaker 4: watch me fold this, and you couldn't get it for
Speaker 4: the first few times and then you did.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just a luck of the draw.
Speaker 4: If you happen to turn your wrists the right way,
Speaker 4: it closes itself up.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it's just huge. JB taught me how to do it.
Speaker 1: You kind of grab it.
Speaker 2: It's funny two o'clock in, like seven o'clock off and
Speaker 2: you turn your two o'clock to the right and you're
Speaker 2: seven o'clock to the left and push it in. We
Speaker 2: should it here, But dude, it's just one of those things.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have that?
Speaker 2: And like, every time you do something, you think of someone.
Speaker 2: Every time I do it, I think of JB. Because
Speaker 2: we stood in the punking lot of the radio station,
Speaker 2: and you know, he saw me struggling with it.
Speaker 1: He goes, dude, let me show you how to do this,
Speaker 1: because he saw me fighting with it and you just
Speaker 1: trying to watt it up and line it like you
Speaker 1: normally do things. And he was like, just be gentle, Sandy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can just picture you out there rest getting all frustrated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so mad. It's like, why didn't I buy
Speaker 2: the flat one that folds up? Why didn't I get
Speaker 2: the round one? Those are a key though. They're worth
Speaker 2: every penny. I don't how much pay for it, but
Speaker 2: I've got one. They're great.
Speaker 4: I feel like you also told a story that you
Speaker 4: thought you had it all wound up and oh yeah,
Speaker 4: and you were driving.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I thought I had it all wrapped up,
Speaker 2: you know. And it's a little thing, and it's and
Speaker 2: I've driven. I've been driving for about three three minutes
Speaker 2: and the sun of bitch came open in the car.
Speaker 2: It scared the crap out of me. I pulled over,
Speaker 2: got it. I went to two o'clock. At seven o'clock,
Speaker 2: did it again.
Speaker 1: We would have pulled over and thrown it in the trash.
Speaker 1: So those things are worth it. Get them if you
Speaker 1: don't have one.