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Speaker 1: What is up, fellow Siko's I am Dan Valley coming

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at you with my certified fantabulous co host, mister Grant.

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Used for a very special it's a mini episode relative

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to how long our normal ones are. But we're gonna

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draft NBA players to participate in other summer Olympic sports,

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and the rules I've not informed. I don't even informed Grant,

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the sports we're gonna use. I don't have a big

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board of stars, to be clear, but I do know

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the sports we're gonna use. We can't use the same

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player twice, and so once he's off the board for

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a certain sport, we cannot use him again. And the

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g to game it here as we alternate, it's gonna

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be well like, we need to pick the sports that

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we know is gonna make sense, so we could take

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so and so off the board. Grant, one, how are you?

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But two, how are you feeling about this very topical exercise.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna combine my answers. I'm very excited, mainly because

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coming into an exercise cold means there should be no expectations,

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and I thrive in environments where I'm not expected to

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do well. So I'm I'm excited and I am bummed

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that I can't just choose Anthony Edwards, self proclaimed greatest

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athlete on planet Earth for all of these sports. But

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we'll just have to, you know, get more creative.

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Speaker 1: And the other thing. As long as you agree, I'm

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not limiting this because this is a situation where we

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use we and we talk about tam USA like international

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players are absolutely allowed to be selected. We're talking about

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the NBA at large.

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Speaker 2: So we're forming an Olympic super team. Then like it's

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it's international different events. Yeah, okay, international committee. So it's

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just we're fighting, we're playing, we're competing against the aliens

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in the Olympics, and we can choose anyone from Earth

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that plays in the NBA.

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Speaker 1: We can't choose Wemby.

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Speaker 2: That sucks. That's really gonna hurt us. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Are you ready for the reveal, mister Grant Hughes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Grant, since you had no idea what's sports we

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were selecting going in, I will let you be the

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one to pick and anyone who's watching because I don't

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have a player pool set up. Again, Grant and I

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we haven't talked about this beforehand. It will take a

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little bit of time for me to put someone's face

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up on the screen, so just bear with that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna choose the one that really jumps

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out at me here is fencing, partly because that picture

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looks cool. And what are we gonna do for fencing

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or do we get to like put our heads together

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or do I just have to pick somebody?

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Speaker 1: I think we can talk about it like a So

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I hate.

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Speaker 2: To use him now without really thinking about what he

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might be able to do in other sports. But why

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isn't this Wemby because of the reach?

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Speaker 1: Well, but also it's just like it doesn't work the same. Okay,

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he has that reach, but just think about how long

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it's gonna take him to do the sword movements to

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like get well.

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Speaker 2: But it's like the cartoon where like the big kids

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fighting the little kid and he like puts his hand

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on the forehead of the other the other character, and

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he's like he can't reach him, like he's just spinning

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his legs this. Yeah, I'm not describing the cartoon very well.

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It's like a Tom and Jerry thing. Maybe I don't know,

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but like if Wemby can reach you with his arm extended.

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Unless you're also Wemby, he can't reach him. You can't

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reach him, right, Like, isn't it just he can get

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you before he gets anywhere near being stabbed? Right?

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Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm dying it. I'm not sure also Wemby,

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I'll allow it because the sport that I thought like

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just that, I think he would probably be best suited for.

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I thought volleyball at first, but I feel like it

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would be fairly easy to find, right, someone else that

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makes sense for volleyball.

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Speaker 2: So we are burning Wemby early. But but yeah, I

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think that's right about volleyball. We could pick there's fifty

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guys that could be world class volleyball players in the NBA.

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Maybe that's actually conservative.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to pick which one should I go with? Here,

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I'm gonna go with water Polo, And I actually think

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this one is an easy pick. It has to be

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Nicola Jokic, right like he just he throws water Polo

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passes already. And I will say people that are looking

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at screens and so they know which sports are coming

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or maybe looked at the time stance that we are

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kind enough to include with every episode. Hey, subscribe. We

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care about you. H he can't like he's into horses,

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but he shouldn't be the one riding the horses.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's I think. I agree. I'm glad we found

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something for Jokic, the whole the dressage thing. I did

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have a conversation with my wife the other day in

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which she posited, like, anyone could be an Olympian in

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that event because the horse is doing everything, and I

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was like, that kind of makes a lot of sense.

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You just have in theory of this horse. You know,

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maybe you train it, which would put Jokic in the

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running for it, but like you really are just kind

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of sitting on it right and like telling it what

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to do. If you could just learn the little subtle

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like rain commands and what to say to it, Like

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the horse is the Olympian, not you, not the guy

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or the girl on the horse. So I think it's

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SMA to use yogicchen water Polo, and we don't need him.

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We don't need anybody with athletic talent. Sorry, I would

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love it. By the way, if any of our audience

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is like a dressage fanatic and is going to tell

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me how wrong I am, because I probably am, but

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we don't need him for any horse sports, even though

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he should be the guy for that. I love it.

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Uh ooh, I don't know. Do we stay in the pool?

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I don't know what the swimming thing is.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, and by the way I did this, generally

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there's some specification on So the running one is the

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one hundred meter? Okay, consider that, but that's it. Like

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swimming is just swimming. It's not oh it's the eight

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hundred millimeter freestyle, or it's the team relay, you could

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you it's it's general. So you need someone who's maybe versatile.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I rack, I don't have a good one for swimming.

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Let's do the one hundred meters just because there's a

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relatively short list of guys you know that you think

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of as who's the fastest guy in the league end

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to end? Isn't this just Tyrese MAXI should should that

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be our pick for the hundred?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking, I was thinking, Daron Fox, you think

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it's tyre'se Maxie.

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Speaker 2: I think Maxie's faster. Max is quite a bit younger.

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there was like Fox Westbrook, Uh, we're taking guys as

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they are now, He's got.

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Speaker 1: That muscular burst to him, like you see some of

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these runners are just like absolutely chiseled, and I feel

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like Daron Fox has more of that.

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Speaker 2: I Ah, who else is even in the conversation besides

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Maxie and maybe Jaw. I feel like jaw we could

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use for Oh, I already know what I want to

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use Jaw for.

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Speaker 1: I already knew what I want to use jaw War too.

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Speaker 2: Oh. Really, I wonder if it's the same one I met.

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Speaker 1: Like, Well, I was gonna say, like, we can't use

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prime Russell Westbrook, Doninan Mitchell. We just did the fastest

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like three quarter court times that he was surprisingly Uh,

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I'm fine with tyre'se Maxy. I thought we were gonna

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be in lockstep with darn Fox, So I get where

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you're coming from with Maxie. I probably would pick Fox,

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but if you think we'll want to put him somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: So the question is, can we use Maxie for anything

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else that we really need?

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Speaker 1: Do we need to? Well, if you think Tyre's Maxie

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is the better fit, you should just use him here

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because I don't like looking at this again, We've not

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given a thought that was the whole point. I don't

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really have Tyree's Maxie is like an option anywhere else I.

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Speaker 2: Would then I would like to use Maxie, and I

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promise I will defer to you on another one if

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we have a disagreement. So Maxi's in the hundred.

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Speaker 1: So he's in the hundred. I don't know how I

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feel about that. I'm not gonna lie. I feel like

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he's so fast.

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Speaker 2: What's what? What? What's what's not to feel good about?

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Speaker 1: I guess I just like, doesn't it feel like dearon

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Fox has the longer straw, Like he just feels like

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more of the whole package.

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Speaker 2: When maybe Fox is like a two hundred guy or

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a four hundred.

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Speaker 1: You're building a team relay team, it'd be Fox, it'd

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be Maxie. We need four people, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, oh man, who else is? I'm sure there's people

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shouting at us right now, like, how are you forgetting?

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Speaker 1: Do we include jaw in there? Donovan Mitchell?

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Speaker 2: Mitchell's pretty fast? Well, what about who scoots trans? I

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mean freaking Lebron. If we're just talking straight line speed,

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is he still in this conversation? Use Lebron for something else? Though,

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all right, uh, you your turn.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go. We didn't pick a fourth, but

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we have Scoot, Maxie Fox and whoever. It's fine, man,

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what do I want to go with here? Do I

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want to go with power walking?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna go with swimming, And I'm

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going to pick and let's see if you agree Anthony Edwards,

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because he was already talking shit about swimming, saying that

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he's probably the best swim in the league. He's like,

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these guys don't know how to swim, and so like,

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who's my competition? He said something about maybe Drew Hollidays

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his competition for it. So I think he's been confident

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about everything, including what he could do in table tennis.

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was doing with swimming that feels maybe he's a little

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bit too like I don't want to say muscular, becausewimmers

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are in fantastic shape, Like is he a little is

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there an element of like too much of his compacted

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muscle is like together rather than like he's long, So

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maybe he would need to train differently. But I think

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I think he's the one for me with swimming.

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Speaker 2: My only I'm with it. My only concern is we're

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burning like someone that could probably work in almost any

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Speaker 1: But aren't the other sports a little bit easier to like,

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don't require as much athletics. I mean gymnastics, That's the.

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Speaker 2: Thing I was just gonna say, So let's hype let's okay,

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Well we'll use Edwards as in this in swimming, mostly

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because I just he's he's got the confidence, Like confidence

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goes a long way, So maybe maybe that's the way

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to do it. Uh, let's go to gymnastics though then,

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and so we're gonna need someone probably you gotta be small,

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you gotta be compact, and you have to be like

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a nuclear athlete. Where is this where you're gonna put jaw?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this was the one that I was like, this

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makes this feels like John Moran's event. I don't know

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if he's muscular enough. I mean, you look at these gymnasts,

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you look at some old biles, like it does feel

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like you need more of just the raw explosion. But

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like I'm like strength explosion, where's jaws? Just but you

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just look at his explosion in general, this feels you

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maybe would like if he was a little bit because

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it feels like he would be more susceptible to injury

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because of his lankiness or like slender frame. But I

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mean like he would he might hit the ceiling when he's.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I love the idea of a jaw floor exercise.

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I'm concerned about some of the more strength based events,

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like how's he on the rings? You know, how's he

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on the uneven bars? Like that kind of stuff. The

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balance beam, balance beam. I think he'd be pretty good

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on the balance beam. Okay, all right, so yeah, okay,

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I was gonna use I think that's the right call

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for gymnastics. I was going to use him for team handball,

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just because the picture is someone like soaring through the

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air and like making up his mind later, which I

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can imagine joh doing. But we can get a lot

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but I do know that a lot of these guys

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look like an out of shape Zion Williamson, and so

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imagine what actual Zion Williamson could do. I think he's

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the pick for shot put. Is that that like, would

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you agree or no?

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Speaker 2: The only so I was just gonna say Steven Adams

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because it involves strength. I think Zion. What just just

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to put it out there, do what do we think

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of Zion and rugby?

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Speaker 1: Like, are you about Stephen Adams for rugby?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that makes more sense because he's from New

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Zealand and they really like their rugg Okay, let that works.

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That works. Uh so let's go yeah, perfect two for one.

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Speaker 1: Would you have put? Like did you even consider Zion

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before you went to Steven Adams for this though? When

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you were looking at.

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Speaker 2: It, I just the first thing when you said Zion,

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I was like, oh, yeah, right of course, But but

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I I had I had Steven Adams first in my

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head just looking at the picture. Uh so, okay, Zion

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for shot put, and I think we do go Steven

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Adams for rugby, just because imagine the things he would

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do out of to the referees at the bottom of

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that scrum, Like he would just he would be pulling

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fingernails out and all kinds of crazy stuff.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how much you know about this, like

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seven by seven rugby where it's the shorter pitch or whatever.

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It's called would he be as good suited for that?

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And also it's just is he too tall for it?

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Speaker 2: Probably? I mean probably, Yeah, they're all gonna be almost

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everybody's gonna be too tall. Also, like there is a

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fair amount of running. But I do like Steven Adams

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odds of just not being tackled by anybody.

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Speaker 1: He just feels like he has those very like deliberate strides.

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Now to where it's would he be, you know, able

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to keep up with just the physicality of it, like

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Jonas Allen Chunas is too slow for this, he'd be

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another good one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I guess Zion might have been a better fit for

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rugby there, but I like Steven Adams there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's fine. Let's do Let's go to archery.

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And I feel like this is since we don't have

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like darts or anything else that's just pure like repeatable

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motion skill, I think it has to be Steph for archery.

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We got to use him for something. I just like

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his odds of being accurate at anything.

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Speaker 1: I The only thing other thing I would probably would

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have considered him for was table tennis mm hm. But

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I feel like we should be able to find someone

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for that one, right, don't. I don't know, Archie. I mean,

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like he's just he's a dead eye shooter, so why

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not that probably scales to more equipment.

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Speaker 2: It's almost a boring pick because it's just like, yeah,

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of course, but I think I think that I feel

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good about that. There's another easy one on the board.

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I just realized.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing though. Would he be the guy using

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all of the equipment and like the special scope glasses

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or is he the one just coming in looks like

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he just rolled out of bed. Yeah, obviously I knew

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that was a different competition the meme we're referencing.

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Speaker 2: But I think he's the guy that does all the

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work away from the bright lights, and then is the

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guy that hits the bulls eye but he's already turned

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around to celebrate before the arrow gets there, Like that's

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he's that casual with it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to equestrian.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't matter the horse is doing all the work.

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Speaker 1: No, I think aren't jockeys, and I know they're not

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all jockeys. They're just typically on the smaller end, right.

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Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, you want to be small. I think it

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make it easier on the horse who again is doing

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all the work. So we got to pick a little

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guy here.

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Speaker 1: Who you got what about Chris Paul? Or is he

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too controlling?

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Speaker 2: He won't Well, guys, Chris Paul is in a speed

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walking commercial. We're going to pretend that's not a thing

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because we are going to have to pick a speed walker. Okay,

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So but so let's go even smaller. Who's like the

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who who in the league is like one hundred and

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fifty pounds? Who are we trade?

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Speaker 1: Young?

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Speaker 2: Trade? That's it? It's Tree Young. And also there's no

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issue with like he's.

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Speaker 1: Also someone who's not good at relinquishing control, though.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna go the other way. There's no issue

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with him pissing off a teammate because like the horse

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can't understand him. He's just that's a horse.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, he'll piss off the horse. Horses have feeling.

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Speaker 2: You know what though the horse the horse is uh,

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it's the horses used to uh someone else getting all

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the credit for all of its work, which is how

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Trey Young's teammates who have to play defense feel. So

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maybe there's like some it's like it relates a little bit.

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There is there anybody smaller than Trey Young. We could use,

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uh is Isaiah Thomas? What if Isaiah Thomas got on

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a roster, the horse would like him, everybody likes him.

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Speaker 1: That'd be a good one. But I feel like that's

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a little disingenuous to use right now. Who is who

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are the smallest active NBA players right now?

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Speaker 2: I mean Rob Dillingham is pretty pretty light. Uh here though,

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that's like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Bit bigger than uh. Let me look at this, so

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I'm gonna sort this by players who are under Let's say,

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do we have any who are the under six footers

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right now in the league?

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Speaker 2: Almost nobody's listed.

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Speaker 1: No, there's only Isaiah Thomas last year apparently. All right,

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let's look at shorter than six four and see if

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anyone stands out. I mean Gyllen Brunton, ooh, do.

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Speaker 2: We need him for anything else? That's that's another one.

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Being left handed probably matters in team handball, I would imagine.

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Speaker 1: I think we'll probably get away with him here, unless

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you think that Trey Young is just better. I'm open

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to that for sure.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he's not at basketball or riding horses than

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Jalen Brunson. I do think. Just to keep with the bit,

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of let's choose someone light. Let's just go with Trey Young.

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I Brunson's got to have twenty pounds on him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's uh, I think that's fair.

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Speaker 2: Is Chris is Chris Paul the Speedwalker? Is that is?

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Speaker 1: I forgot about his commercial? I guess he kind of has.

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Is there any like who is? Just feels like they

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would be a really good I feel like Jimmy Butler

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might win this event.

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Speaker 2: I kind of like that dude.

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Speaker 1: So maybe we go Jimmy, like Chris Paul's getting up

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there in age, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Well Jimmy's I mean he's not he's

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likeable to break down too.

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Speaker 1: Well, go with me on this, Okay, Maybe Luca because

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he doesn't mind, Like he's kind of used to walking

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up the court when he's not happy about a call

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that wasn't made at the other end, And so is

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this just like right in his wheelhouse there?

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Speaker 2: I think that's a great take, and I don't see

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anything else I really want to use Luca for so

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I think, uh, maybe just for the clicks, let's include Luca.

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As I'm moving off of I literally had Jimmy and

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Emo Jimmy's face by the way, because I haven't changed

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my well, they don't have new headshots yet, but I

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had Emo.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy all lined up and ready to go there. So

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you're gonna have to vamp for a little.

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Speaker 2: Bit, all right, That's fine.

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Speaker 1: Luca for power walking too, Like he'll his body type

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and I'm not even meaning like he'll like jockey people

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out of the way, just like he can get through

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these crowds that we're seeing on the screen, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine since you can only go so fast,

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A lot of it is about understandabase and angles and

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body position and like who's better than Luca when it

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comes to that stuff, because you're in a crowd the

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whole time. He loves, he loves, he wants contact. That's perfect.

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He's he's made for this.

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Speaker 1: I don't have like any immediate thoughts on what's left.

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It's your turn to pick, I think.

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Speaker 2: But boxing is James Johnson.

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Speaker 1: I just know it's not. First of all, who's boxing

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Draymond Green. He's got the length and he's prone to

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he will punch anybody.

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Speaker 2: I mean, James Johnson's a black belt in like fifteen

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different disciplines. Are we are we taking this seriously or not?

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I just I don't know if you if you look

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if Draymond Green and James Johnson fought, unless Draymon can

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get him from behind and choke him out, I feel

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like James Johnson, which would be illegal by the by

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the Olympic standards. Uh So Draymond could win if if

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he only if he didn't have to fight more than once. Uh,

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but I mean it has to be James Johnson. I

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can't believe you're fighting me on this too serious of

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a pick. Maybe that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: I think I was probably trying to go for someone

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and this isn't a reflection of you. I just wasn't

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gonna go with someone who had like a history of DV.

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Speaker 2: But well, I yeah, sure, I mean, but if we're

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everybody and when they talk about like who's the scariest

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guy in the league, it's always James Johnson.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, is there anyone that would be again, looking at

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just this event, then, is there anyone that would actually

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be like a viable alternative.

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Speaker 2: Pick who's like actually thrown a punch in the NBA

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in recent years?

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Speaker 1: Well, he asked like players from other eras they nobody

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because they're all just fakes off.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, nobody throws punches anymore.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like Russ might be good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Russ would. Russ is tough, he would care,

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he would he would be able to take a lot

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of punishment and keep fighting.

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Speaker 1: It feels like if I thought that Oganna Noobi had

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like a violent streak to him, he would get an

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interesting pick. But I don't think what about Randall? She

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just gonna start naming Nicks players and say, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just looking for tough guys. That's where you start.

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Speaker 1: I think, objectively speaking, just James Johnson's history, Yeah, like

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just background as a what is he of like eight

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black belts or something?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it's like he's multiple martial arts. He has

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black belts in I don't know if any I think

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one of them is kickboxing, so he's he already knows

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how to do like boxing. Plus more so boxing should

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be easy.

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Speaker 1: Where do we want to go for badminton?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: This is like someone needs to be like like have

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like a ridiculously high IQ.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe I was thinking like quick reflexes, smart understands,

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like trying, you know, hit it where they ain't like that.

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Speaker 1: You know what, is this a Jael and Sugs event?

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Like talk about who are the best hands in the

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NBA right now?

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Speaker 2: That's interesting because I was my first thought was Drew Holliday,

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but kind of the same same idea, sug Suggs is

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Suggs is kind of in that vein. We could go

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Derek White too, if we're.

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Speaker 1: Talking, you know what, I think Derek White is the pick.

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Speaker 2: I like it.

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Speaker 1: I like that one. The other one I thought of,

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but I don't know if he's like too long for it.

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Uh Shay Gilges Alexander.

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Speaker 2: Real real quick, gets a lot of steals. Yeah, like

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the guy. Maybe we should just go to deflections per

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thirty six if we're assuming you got to be real

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quick and just pick that. I mean, who is I

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just looking at? You know who? You know who led

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the league among guys who played like at least a

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little bit in deflections per thirty six last year as

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Robert Covington. He's too old probably to be used here,

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but and also he's a free agent, so maybe he's ineligible.

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I think I think Derek White is a solid one

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there that.

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Speaker 1: Feels like the good middle ground, and it also satisfies

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the bigger name criteria, which I'm sure some people would

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think that Jalen Suggs doesn't qualify.

471
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Speaker 2: Sure, okay, but now maybe we just go now to

472
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table tennis because we're kind of looking at similar skill sets,

473
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maybe like a little less mobility, but probably even more

474
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like quickness. I just man, I'm trying to think who

475
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who's got like just the quickest hands. That might just

476
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be holiday. We might just have to use holiday holiday.

477
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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you think he has the mobility for it still?

478
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Or should that be this Beest Sugs?

479
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Speaker 2: It's a short area, you're not moving a ton, like.

480
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Speaker 1: Like do we trust I granted, hitting a ping pong

481
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ball is not akin to making jumpers, but like, do

482
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we want someone who's more of an assassin like it

483
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when it comes to precision?

484
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Speaker 2: I got somebody else. I think Duncan Robinson was a

485
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tennis player, Okay, And so it's I can't imagine there's

486
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a ton of NBA players with like high level tennis experience.

487
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So I might just go there quickly just because of

488
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the speed like this, or because you know he played tennis.

489
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Speaker 1: I'm just like, because the speed, I don't know that

490
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he I don't know that he played tennis.

491
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Speaker 2: I want to verify that I didn't make up that

492
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Duncan Robinson played tennis.

493
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Speaker 1: Steph Curry is apparent. This is why I want to

494
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save him for table tennis grants would have been so easy.

495
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Speaker 2: Well who are you gonna use for archery instead? And

496
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do you and how much do you want to redo

497
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the graphic? Is the real question?

498
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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not going to redo it. It's too late.

499
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Now we've moved, We've moved past it. There's no there's

500
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no going back. We have. We've made our bed. We

501
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now have to lie in it. Trying to think of

502
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,440
just what about Clay feels like maybe he you know,

503
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that's probably taking a bunch of edibles and played some

504
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table tennis in every day.

505
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Speaker 2: God, why can't I think? I'm starting to get concerned.

506
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I made up that Duncan Robinson played tennis.

507
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Speaker 1: Now we can't pick him because you're just you're lying.

508
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Speaker 2: But I know I can't be trusted. Yeah, I don't know.

509
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I feel like he said that on a podcast, So who.

510
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Speaker 1: Do you is like that that's your pick to represent,

511
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like in the the the NBA, in the Olympics and tables.

512
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Speaker 2: Anybody I apparently made up that I thought had played

513
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table uh tennis of any or racket sport of any kind. Wait,

514
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so who's your table tennis pick?

515
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Speaker 1: Do you have one like the manual? Quickly?

516
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Speaker 2: Hmmm.

517
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Speaker 1: See, there's a lot of people who seem to think

518
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of Lebron could be good at.

519
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Speaker 2: Tennis, and this is like we I mean Lebron, We've

520
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kind of made a mistake in not using Lebron for

521
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anything because it feels like he has to be included.

522
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Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you between handball guy shorter court.

523
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It'll just dominate there.

524
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Speaker 2: Let's let's go. I'll give you quickly at table tennis.

525
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But we have to you have to issue a formal

526
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apology if Duncan Robinson actually did play tennis and it

527
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turns out him right, but.

528
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Speaker 1: That's probably first of all, tennis. Is I played tennis too?

529
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Tennis is not table tennis.

530
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Speaker 2: No, But well, but you're probably you probably have like

531
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just a little bit of an advantage at table tennis

532
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against someone that hadn't played actual tennis, right, I mean

533
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I guess.

534
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Speaker 1: I guess as someone who's like as tall as Duncan, right,

535
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is that at all disadvantage like it. It could be

536
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an advantage at the net in tennis. And when it

537
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comes to your serve, is there any real advantage to

538
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it when you're playing table tennis, I might value the

539
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,839
lateral click quick, do you see how far these people

540
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are away from the table.

541
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Speaker 2: You gotta be able to move. I mean we over

542
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index on, like, who's really quick? So I think I

543
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guess by that logic quickly makes sense there.

544
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Speaker 1: You were looking to put Lebron somewhere. I think of

545
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the events that are left, team handball might be it.

546
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Speaker 2: I think we're going to have to do that. Yeah,

547
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I like it, you gotta have. I watched a little

548
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bit of this actually the other day. I don't this this, Dan,

549
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Do you realize how perfect this is? Uh?

550
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Speaker 1: I don't.

551
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Speaker 2: There's some equivalent. It's not the same rule, but there

552
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is kind of like a traveling thing in team handball,

553
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where you get a certain number of steps without dribbling

554
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the ball. And Lebron has always been among the greatest

555
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at like how do you get that extra step on

556
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,640
that layup? And why wasn't that actually three? So that's

557
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a factor. The vision's a factor, the speed, the strength

558
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he can throw over the top. That's a that's a

559
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,960
good one. I think i'd certainly given what else we have,

560
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Lebron has to be the team handball guy.

561
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Speaker 1: You were so and look, you're from the West Coast,

562
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so I just assume you've played volleyball all the time.

563
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Who was your You said it was going to be

564
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easy to find someone that would be great at volleyball.

565
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:53,200
Who's the who's the NBA player we're sending the Olympics

566
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for volleyball.

567
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's a huge bummer that Chase Budinger hasn't

568
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played in the NBA recently because he is in fact

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an Olympic level volleyball player, but which we probably.

570
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Speaker 1: Would not be if he still played in the NBA

571
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though that's true.

572
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Speaker 2: Uh man, Okay, so is Kevin Love too old?

573
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Speaker 1: I know he played volleyball.

574
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Speaker 2: He's way too old, I think. So what we need

575
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is someone who can just be an incredible like middle blocker,

576
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So think like a center that can get off the

577
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floor like obviously Wemby. Yeah it would have been great here,

578
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or somebody who's like a super explosive athletic outside hitter.

579
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Those are the guys that you don't have to be

580
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that tall, but they just jump out of the gym.

581
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Or we could have a setter who has like great

582
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court vision, who all they do is facilitate, have to

583
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be like tricky and sneaky because you like fake out

584
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the other team who you're setting. So we have a

585
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lot of we don't necessarily have to.

586
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Speaker 1: Pick here who Zion would have been good?

587
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Speaker 2: Here about Yiannis? Honest is Jannis could kind of do all. Well,

588
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,799
let's see now I'm kind of hung up on what

589
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if we just found like who's the sneakiest like facilitator

590
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in the league, Like could be seeing underrated or no,

591
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like just is like tricky with his passing, Like does

592
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,279
a lot of like look one way throw that like

593
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a Halliburton type. Maybe this isn't someone that's gonna hit ever,

594
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like almost ever, they're just gonna like fake fake you

595
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out and like set somebody else open after they've manipulated

596
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the defense to go the wrong way.

597
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Speaker 1: What about LaMelo?

598
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Speaker 2: LaMelo would be interesting. Man, we got a lot of

599
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ways to go with volleyball.

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Speaker 1: I'm almost wondering which one. So which archetype do you prefer?

601
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Were you kind of outlining the more explosive athletic like

602
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middle person if we.

603
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Speaker 2: Just went like let's say we go outside hitter someone

604
00:27:41,799 --> 00:27:45,880
that just who do you imagine taking off with two

605
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,680
feet and throwing down like a ridiculous like one handed

606
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like windmill or Tomahawk? Like who comes to mind when

607
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you think of that, besides Anthony Edwards who already used

608
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and we use Jam Raans, we use m What about

609
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:05,079
dub No, he doesn't get up like that like the

610
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:10,559
vicious finishes Jalen Green. He's more of a one foot guy.

611
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,720
Who else was like who else was in the dunk contest?

612
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That is actually like a decent nobody with a big name.

613
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I mean, we could just throw Rudy gober In as

614
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a middle blocker, like you're not You're just not gonna

615
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hit over that guy.

616
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Speaker 1: Would that be your pick? If that's the actually, if

617
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you're going the middle blocking route, not Bam.

618
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Speaker 2: Bam would be good. But you know what, and Bam

619
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could do kind of all of it. He could be

620
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your middle blocker. He's a good passer, so maybe he

621
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could set if you needed him to. I kind of

622
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,759
love Bam, great call. I think it needs to be

623
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Bam and he could hit to.

624
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Speaker 1: We stumbled into our pick. Look look at U. Where's that? Paul?

625
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:46,799
Look it up?

626
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Speaker 2: Look at us?

627
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Speaker 1: This is this next one is going to be our

628
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last one, I believe right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pull vault. So the men's record was set in

630
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pole vault, and so I'm trying to like the the

631
00:29:00,319 --> 00:29:04,680
frame of the pole vaulter seems to be like, you

632
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,440
don't have to be you're probably like you can be

633
00:29:06,599 --> 00:29:09,799
fairly tall, but you don't want to be like, you know,

634
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,680
six seven or six even six five, probably gotta be

635
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,319
you gotta kind of look like a like a four

636
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,559
hundred meter runner, but a little bigger. I would say, so, like,

637
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,799
who's I mean, maybe this is Fox because you got

638
00:29:23,839 --> 00:29:27,440
to get some speed up, uh, you know, running running

639
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:33,160
towards the whatever the apparatus. Uh, he's like wiry strong,

640
00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:36,000
I kind of love and we we did kind of

641
00:29:36,599 --> 00:29:38,880
lose him or I talked you out of him for

642
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,200
the hundred. So maybe it's Darren Fox for the pole vault.

643
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What do you think about that?

644
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Speaker 1: I think that's a good one. I don't know if

645
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there's like any like maybe Donovan Mitchell.

646
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be him. Mitchell's a little stockier than

647
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,880
a lot of these guys. Where I think you want

648
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,599
the wiry like, yeah, why.

649
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Speaker 1: Bane came to mind, But then I was like, oh,

650
00:29:54,039 --> 00:29:54,680
he's a little too.

651
00:29:54,559 --> 00:29:57,119
Speaker 2: Stocky, little too Yeah, I don't think you want you know,

652
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,240
you gotta you gotta be light enough to really fling yourself,

653
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,599
uh with the off the pole. So I yeah, I

654
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:05,160
think I think Fox is kind of perfect for that,

655
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,759
for the pole vaulting. Yeah, so you heard it here first,

656
00:30:08,799 --> 00:30:11,079
Dearon vox Olympic caliber pole vaulter.

657
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Speaker 1: Uh, and we had him as a potentially Olympic caliber

658
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What do we say? Uh? What I was about to

659
00:30:17,799 --> 00:30:19,519
say it wasn't gymnast because I was so dead set

660
00:30:19,559 --> 00:30:22,079
on Jaw. Do you like Jaw better for the pole vault? Like,

661
00:30:22,119 --> 00:30:23,960
should Dearn Fox have been our gymnast?

662
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Speaker 2: I mean, we got to get Jaw in the air

663
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one way or the other. And I think I think

664
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we got it right. I think Jaw as a gymnast

665
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and then Fox as the pole vaulter.

666
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Speaker 1: Okay, So to recap draft the NBA players for other

667
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:41,079
Olympic sports. Nicole Jokic for water polo, Zion Williams for

668
00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:45,039
the shot put, Emmanuel Quickly for table tennis, Anthony Edwards

669
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for swimming, John Morant for gymnastics, Derek White for what

670
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,039
was that badminton? Badminton?

671
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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

672
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Speaker 1: Bam Adebayo for volleyball, James Johnson for boxing, Diaron fox

673
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Uh for polevall thing, Tyres Maxie for the one hundred

674
00:31:02,279 --> 00:31:05,880
meter Luca not just for power walking, Lebron for team handball,

675
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,039
Victor wembin Yama which I still can't. This is for fencing.

676
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:12,319
This is where you started, Trey Young for equestrian, Steven

677
00:31:12,319 --> 00:31:15,319
Adams for rugby, Steph Curry for archery. We did it.

678
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You want to take a nail here.

679
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Speaker 2: I want to hear. I want to hear everybody else's nomination. Man,

680
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,200
I'm sure we miss some.

681
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I just included the sixteen and I was like, yeah,

682
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:23,839
let's throw these in there.

683
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, tell us where we were dead right and

684
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:29,359
dead wrong? Please? Thanks everybody for watching. Thanks in advance

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for your comments, all of which will be positive. I

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think rate review, subscribe do it? Do you want the

687
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real clothes on a little short like this? I think

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I'm gonna do it anyway, shouts Frank Milacuina, Olympian Franknelakuina. Apologies,

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Jared Allen