Speaker 1: M neonic void adoptions assts.
Speaker 2: Fuck Richard. Fuck great dude, Richard. Fuck Richard.
Speaker 1: Fucker dude, fuck Richard anyway.
Speaker 3: Hid and why do we hate him?
Speaker 1: He's a dick but us h h h ha ha
ha Hi. Welcome to Vordontica, a daity podcast. I'm your
host and DM Devin, and today I'm joined with our
bff Richard.
Speaker 3: Hi Richard, he's a little shy.
Speaker 1: He's a little he's a little shy. He hasn't come
out of as shot.
Speaker 4: No, it's just a bad joke.
Speaker 1: Your so's your face? He complain about that. Anyway, I'm
joined with my players.
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 6: People?
Speaker 5: Who are you?
Speaker 1: Go in the order of the discord chat or.
Speaker 4: Oh so, I'm I'm James.
Speaker 5: I'm playing Max and I have to listen to Devin
bitch about everything.
Speaker 4: Don't let him lie to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, And you do you and you and
you and you want me to hang out and I
hang out with you, so you obviously deal with it.
Speaker 4: I do with bitchin all day.
Speaker 1: I love you too.
Speaker 2: Next tip, I play Insa and or Davy. Well technically
the they don't know him as Insa. They know him
as say A sane and or Davy, depending on who
is at a commission for the day.
Speaker 1: I mean Davey is awake. Now next up, Well that's me.
Speaker 6: I'm Dakota. I play myth. I haven't been here in
a minute.
Speaker 1: Welcome back, welcome back? How is Japan.
Speaker 6: Very tiring? There's also a bunch of cue girls. I'm
gonna tell you right now. If you've seen those anime
where it's like one kind of mid dude and ten beauties,
that ship is I.
Speaker 4: R l.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there are lots of cue girls.
Speaker 7: Suddenly I feel like traveling.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 7: I just need the friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Hi, I'm Jacob. I play our boyfrid.
Speaker 1: Our resident Kayfy.
Speaker 3: Not the only one.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't deny it though he's not denying it.
Speaker 3: What's that other than I?
Speaker 1: It is last god damn it?
Speaker 7: And my name is Tyler, and I play the role
of Tama.
Speaker 3: The other furry of the group, not necessarily just.
Speaker 7: Like he characters. It's okay, I blame Don Blue and
Disney movies Don Blue. You never watched a Don Blue movie?
Speaker 1: The fuck is Don Blue?
Speaker 7: An American tale?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, OK, there's the epitome of I'm not a furry,
but I play one on TV.
Speaker 1: It's like, this is just my job. Okay, it faces
the bills.
Speaker 5: That's all his enter here. I'm furry for.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, furry for pay Lord.
Speaker 7: If there's another D and D campaign, I'll pick up.
I don't know a regular character that it's like like
an orc or something.
Speaker 4: No, I want to see you, but halfway.
Speaker 5: Looking character, just a child like you're like a la.
Just a child looking seventy year old with the voice
of a fucking as Mr God.
Speaker 4: Damn it.
Speaker 7: Yes, I make him chaotic, evil, something I never play.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, make him true neutral. You have no idea
what this fucker is planning. But he's dangerous at both
ends and crafty in the middle. He's like a horse.
Speaker 1: Okay, crafty in the middle of the.
Speaker 5: Name him, give him whatever you name him. Give him
two first names. I don't care how ridiculous is. Give
him two first.
Speaker 8: Names, like John, Bob, John Bob, Bob, Ricky Bobby.
Speaker 3: He's going to be.
Speaker 5: We're just gonna be there, Ricky, Well, God, what's the
number one?
Speaker 4: Don't give Ricky anything flammable?
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Speaker 4: Yi bubble Gum Raspberry.
Speaker 1: Dick and bubble gum Raspberry.
Speaker 4: Bubble gum Raspberry with Dick sprinkles.
Speaker 1: Sprinkles.
Speaker 9: Yes, what.
Speaker 7: If it's like it's one else.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Dick shaped.
Speaker 4: We call them the Nathan Lane Edition.
Speaker 1: Nathan Nathan Lane.
Speaker 2: Randing golf now, oh my god.
Speaker 6: And for those in the know, the strasberries tastes like stosberries.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's been a minute. Well, I mean, as
far as y'all are listening to this at home we're
watching this, it has not been a minute. But for
us pre recording it, it's been. It's been. It's been
a little bit since if we had everybody together, what
happened last time? Anybody?
Speaker 5: Oh, we're gonna break the immersion that.
Speaker 7: You know, we haven't really been studying for this. This
is a surprise up quiz a Lady Giant who fell
from the sky and then it was kind of looking
bleak bubbles got absolutely destroyed by lightning, but it was
a glorious heroic death. Meanwhile, our new character Max shows
up and it's like it only ends one way, I
think and fire. Yeah, we killed we killed Lady Giant
and we end up back on the ship and then
Davy's awake and we're I predict we're gonna catch Holy
healthy for us.
Speaker 4: What film and tears?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 6: Oh right?
Speaker 4: He shaped indent on the deck.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're right. There is a U. There is
a Max shaped indentt on the deck, and.
Speaker 5: There's a whole bird sticking out of the Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he seemed better.
Speaker 7: Oh so, I'm fairly certain Davey's gonna be asking what
are we doing in the middle of bum fuck nowhere?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And just before our session landed last week, we
got attempted by a bunch of fucking harpies.
Speaker 1: Well that not really a harpy's more like some bird
light creatures. They were heading They were heading towards y'all,
as Day walks out going what the fuck? Why is
all this scrap? Because she got woken up by the
chaos and that ensued and Scarlet is Scarlet and Boffeth
are steering the ship away from the from the with
the what you might call it from the bean stalk,
heading back into the storm and hopes to get away
from the flying monsters they're heading down from the bean
stock if with the one with the ones that are
cont the ones that are up and moving around. Could
everybody roll me a survival check? Oh so, everybody button Max.
Speaker 2: Roll me a uh.
Speaker 1: You can roll for both Davy and and suf if
you want, or you could choose one because they're both
in the ship. So I'm assuming saying what's okay, we're
gonna phrase that would say do something or he just
hide and kind of just slither in the shadows.
Speaker 6: Little. Uh.
Speaker 2: Depends on if Davis on the on the deck or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Davey's away, Daviy's on the deck.
Speaker 6: It depends if Day's on the Richard or not.
Speaker 1: On the reach. Oh god. And so if your role survival,
the toll score needs to be.
Speaker 6: Nexteen.
Speaker 1: Toll score needs to be sixty. Well, I got ten,
so ver god, ten and a five. Yeah, I have workout,
So they work out so well. Sixteen So sixteen, sixteen,
forty two, fifty twofty seven. Who hasn't rolled yet, James,
James is not.
Speaker 6: To end in.
Speaker 1: Huh fourteen Yep, y'all got it. So in total that
would be fifteen sixteen sixteen, that'd be thirty two plus fifteen.
That'd be forty seven plus fourteen. Yeah, that'd be sixty one. Yeah.
So yeah, y'all passed. So with the crew, the captain
and everybody on the ship, with the determination and the
skill that you all have back in you. You take
the ship and you get through, get into the store,
and you basically get the cover of the storm, so
the winged beasts cannot get to you with the storm
getting in their way where they try to get to you,
but then they are blown away by gusts of wind
or lightning nearly hitting them or hitting them, and the
shielded of the power of the rain ruining sideways. So
you guys are shielded by the storm. And after a while,
the bird, the bird beasts, the winged beasts stop and
they fly off as you guys are still going through
the storm. After about ten ten minutes, fifteen minutes or so,
it's windy. It's it's windy. You all get out.
Speaker 6: Of the storm.
Speaker 1: You exit the storm, start seeing the skies are clearing
as the as the wall storm wall is behind you.
You are out in the open water, the wires a little,
the waves are still still rolling about, but it's not
you're not dealing with the storm itself anymore. A scupped
the storm surrounding the bean stalk, and b Office is
just wiping the water off his faces side.
Speaker 6: Do we make it?
Speaker 10: Did we live?
Speaker 1: And Scarlet is next to him, and she's like, yes, yes,
we made it. He's like, as he puts his hands
straight up in the air, it's and everyone kind of
stops and stares at him as Scarlet grabs the wheel
and continues steering the ship. All right, Davy, you are
now awake, first time in like it's been like two
weeks and in game time, but you don't know that yet.
So after the chaos is dwindled, how bad do.
Speaker 4: You have to be?
Speaker 1: Wait what.
Speaker 2: You were breaking up? Dude?
Speaker 4: Sod damn? How badly must Davy?
Speaker 1: I mean, Davy was in a little coma fair enough,
fair enough little coma. But nonetheless, So what's the first
thing Davy does? Now she's up and at him, and
the ship looks fine. There's no damage to the ship. Outside,
there's a hole in the floor where a person's kind
of someone's help her and kind of sticking out of it.
Speaker 4: It's like, that's on the side of the ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's on the side of the ship.
Speaker 5: Oh, I do that with all my might. So it's
like it's like a probably like a foot long blade.
There's like six inches of blade and spike and like
another foot spike in the soul in the side of
the ship.
Speaker 2: So she she comes out, she's on the ship yea.
So she looks around, does anybody notice her before she
makes like her.
Speaker 1: I mean everyone, you are barking your barking orders as
they all were traveling to the storm. But everyone starts
registering that Davy's awake, and everyone kind of just like
looks at Davy, looks at each other, and then so
and then what somebody in the far back is like,
Davy's awake, Captain Davy's awake. Some one kind of stops
what they're doing.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, the Captain's awake.
Speaker 2: She's mm hmm. She puts her hat and her coat
back on.
Speaker 1: Hair is sopping wet, blown everywhere.
Speaker 2: She climbs up.
Speaker 1: Camp Fred. Uh oh your ears perk up? What but
like it feels now oh uh oh.
Speaker 2: So like she moves to like the tallest part of
this ship other than like the birds, and.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Free is like, oh this is this is gonna
be fine, walks over to Davy.
Speaker 3: H Captain.
Speaker 2: Davey's just like yes, nice to see you too, and
climbs up him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she turns to the rest of the crowd and
she goes.
Speaker 10: What the fuck is going on on? My ship.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: All the Kirk look at each other like.
Speaker 3: Uh, captain, Uh. Kind of a long story, and first
of all, it's not it's none of their fault. Maybe
we could talk in private.
Speaker 2: Talk in private.
Speaker 1: Where did I say Bubble's body went? Did it just
fall into the water.
Speaker 4: Or did you know it's on top of me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's right now, that's right, buried.
Speaker 4: Under about the pounds of orc.
Speaker 3: You're right, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, I just want to remember that I wasn't
sure if you did catch your body or not.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Cool, all right, so free, So Davy, your second command,
your first mate, is asking to speak to you in
private on what's been going on? What do you do?
Speaker 2: I'd be happy with anybody giving me some kind of explanation,
freed on why I have a giant hole in my ship,
I have what looks uh dead crewmen, and we all
sailing next to a giant fucking bean stalk.
Speaker 6: I can tell you what happened?
Speaker 1: Who myth steps up?
Speaker 2: What's happened?
Speaker 6: Well, the reason we're next to the bean stock and
you have some dead crewmates and the ship has been
damaged is because we had to fight him, because he
tried to start a mutiny on your ship, captain.
Speaker 1: Mutiny?
Speaker 2: What I decided to start a mutiny on my ship?
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Everyone's kind of wide. I like what. Scarlett's
at the back and with a boffice, and they're they're
hearing this bofice like mutiny. Who was starting? Mute mes
Scrlot is like nobody. I don't know why he is
saying that you elaborate, elaborate further myth.
Speaker 6: No eyes just shined pink as the overwhelming evidence against him.
Speaker 1: Oh free deep see anything.
Speaker 3: Okay, I have no idea what he's talking about, and
everyone here can tell you that's not true. We were
at this beanstock because we were following your map, Captain.
Speaker 12: My map, My map led you here, and Scarlet in
the back is yes, Captain, you had it circled on
your map.
Speaker 1: You had a spot and the open ocean circled, and
we figured you circled that for a reason. But of
course you were in your deep sleep for the last
two weeks, so we decided to We had no other
leads to go anywhere, really go anywhere else, so we
decided the captain must have circled this on the map
for a reason. So we decided under the under freed
to go investigate, and that's where we came this.
Speaker 2: I had no place circled.
Speaker 4: On my map. Uh.
Speaker 1: Scarlett walks over. Scarlett walks over when you say I
didn't circle anything on my map. She pulls out the
map and she unfolds it and she points to the
circle and she's like, this is the circle that we
went off of, and it's from all the other markings
on your map. It looks exactly like yours. So we
assumed again, you circle did for a reason. Davy, You're like,
I don't know what the fuck that is. I didn't circle,
no ship, I ain't.
Speaker 2: No, that ain't my fucking circle.
Speaker 1: My fucking circle.
Speaker 2: I don't know who did that. That's I did not
mock this area. You didn't, didn't, I know I didn't.
Speaker 3: Oh and that, well, this is awkward.
Speaker 4: Just rubs the map.
Speaker 13: It's just jam well, no, no, it was marked.
Speaker 2: But she didn't do it.
Speaker 1: She's but she says she doesn't, she didn't do it.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, uh, let's let's let's start from the beginning. Captain.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm sure you're fine, captain, But considering you're awake now,
but when you when you fell asleep, we didn't know
what to do or where to go, and we certainly
needed to get away from from Princess's crazy face. So
after consulting your map, we saw that this that this
was marked and we and we figured it was your handwriting.
It looks just like yours. So we came here and
we may or may not have fought a kracking. By
the way, we have plenty of cracking me now. And
and we came across the beanstalk, and yes, we did
kill a giant. We killed we actually killed two giants,
and also we managed to h pill for a rather
what's the term. It's a very big term for you know,
stupidly extravagant riches.
Speaker 7: A sacrilegious amount of money.
Speaker 1: Regious amount of money?
Speaker 2: What is this sacrilegious amount of money?
Speaker 3: Who had the box? The panel?
Speaker 1: Who had the box? And dude.
Speaker 9: With us?
Speaker 4: Is he?
Speaker 3: Is he there with.
Speaker 1: It's sane in the crowd?
Speaker 3: Is he God?
Speaker 2: Huh wait? Hold on, let me see uh so sane sane?
Let me get my proper spell thing.
Speaker 1: M Uh alter yourself, I have evil? Okay, so you
alter yourself? Your what do you alter yourself too?
Speaker 2: So he's just gonna he's just gonna look a little
bit more human, look like someone who's like averaged, like
someone who might be on the crew that maybe got
picked up and overlooked kind of like like one of
the cabin boys or whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, what are you gonna do about Carmela?
Speaker 2: Carmela? I mean, she's a cat. Did you just walk around?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: Okay? Cool?
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool? Correct? Is somehow, some way she's in the
crow's nest, just licking her paw. She somehow got up there.
Speaker 2: And so like, David, where is this sacrilegious amount of money? Uh,
this saying's gonna walk out? Oh, like I found this
laying on the on the starboards.
Speaker 1: Hey, where is he holding?
Speaker 2: He he he holds up what looks to be the box.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Okay, okay, Cooley's well, looks to be the box.
Oh god, he got the beat and switch?
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, does anybody recognize saying like the form that
he's taken, or like, does anybody notice that this is
some random cabin boy.
Speaker 1: That well, I mean their self, he's a different form. Well,
with everybody paying attention to the captain.
Speaker 6: I mean, I can detect lingering magic. You could, but
that's just depending as to whether I want to say
anything about it.
Speaker 1: That's true, m Small's altering self to do it without
anyone looking.
Speaker 2: Plus, like like you have to see if you're suspicious
of this person as well. You haven't been on the
ship for a good minute.
Speaker 6: And I'm just saying him disguising himself and pretending that
the bo is not full of money points really heavily
towards my plan. I think Freed started a mutiny.
Speaker 1: Mm hm oh oh, the tyranny of it all, roll
me a stealth check. Uh, yes, because the fact that
you're in the crowd and you're changing your form.
Speaker 5: Oh I did.
Speaker 2: I wasn't in the crow when I changed my form.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, Okay, you weren't. You weren't. Cool, Okay,
don't worry about that. Cool.
Speaker 3: See you change it for me.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, there's this and.
Speaker 3: You're holding off.
Speaker 1: The box what looks to be that. I'm wan I
call it that box that supposedly changes size to a
doorway a little latch. All right, So you're holding the box.
It's if it's if it looks exactly like the box
before it would be a briefcase sized, well, briefcase for
D and D, but briefcase sized red? Is it that?
Is it that? Or is it something else? Yes?
Speaker 2: Well, who who in the crew that was up there
actually saw the box?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, Carmela. Did you're the one who
went up there and got in the first place.
Speaker 2: In SUSA went up there and grabbed it. Well, everybody
else was still.
Speaker 6: Down fighting a lad giant, that's true.
Speaker 2: Okay, So nobody knows what it looks like anyway.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So what the box look like? The box
look like? Are you going with the cause that's what
the original box looks like. It's a red, briefcase sized box. See, actually,
what the fuck you're holding look like?
Speaker 2: So it have you ever seen those uh those makeup
boxes from Walmart around Christmas time? Like those gifts like
and and it looks kind of like like you could
carry it. It has latches like it looks like one
of those diabolical Okay, it looks like one of those
Just like it's like, I haven't seen anything like this before.
It could be what they brought back.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, right, so do you walk up and give
it to the same one. Does quote unquote this person
walk up to Davy and give it to her. Yeah, yeah, cool.
So he walks up there, Davie. Now this is the
new person that you've never seen before, and they hands it.
They hand it to you, Davy, or they hand it
to Freed, or they put it in front of you, whatever,
which is which way is easier? Now, Freed, when the
box is put in front of you, you obviously know
or we're told that the thing from Bennette. Actually Benet's
never seen it either because Bennett got captured, but he
just he overheard the giant talking about it. That there's
a box that's supposed to open up to the size
of the person walking in and you should be able
to walk into it like a bolt. So that's the
information that you know of Freed. When this person, this
new person, puts the box in front of you, in
front of you and.
Speaker 3: Davy, okay, uh, I'm gonna open the box.
Speaker 2: Okay, You're gonna open the box in front of the
whole group. So like he does, he hands it to Freed. Yeah,
and then Davy like hats the top of Freed's head
and then puts her head hand down in his face
and like gives like the gimme emotion like give me,
give me, give me, I.
Speaker 3: Give it, sir.
Speaker 1: Okay. So they gets it to Davy.
Speaker 2: And she goes, thank you. Let and like she like
squints it. She's what's your name? I don't think I
have a calset.
Speaker 9: He's like, oh, Jack, Jack.
Speaker 1: Let you know, like a liar.
Speaker 2: It's like I said, no, you know, like a liar, liar.
I was over on the bench. Mhm okay, go finish
your duties. Something something waves her hand like she couldn't
be bothered.
Speaker 14: God and you, and he kind of just nods his
head and yes, yes captain and like scurries off and disappears.
Speaker 2: Okay, And she goes and she she hops down and
she goes this, this is the ungodly amount of treasure
it is in this box. Mind you. The box is
probably like like half her size. Hmhm uh huh oh.
This this is that has the unguardly amounts of treasure.
This box right here actually like kind of like looks
at Freed like you can't be fucking serious.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Red, You know that to be true. You're like, yep,
this is it?
Speaker 3: Where as you know, yeah, captain. This is it supposed
to open into uh vaults of stuff?
Speaker 2: And who who told you that?
Speaker 3: Wait? Who did tell me that.
Speaker 15: You were?
Speaker 1: You were told about the box by It's Bounette, right,
Blennette and some of the other people. The other quote
unquote hostages are in the.
Speaker 3: Hm we're there, Okay, So since those other hostages have
goost out, yeah, I uh wave over. Huh huh.
Speaker 2: The hostage might be on the ship if they got rescued.
Speaker 1: The only one that came with the party was Bannett,
because the others escaped unless they snuck on without anyone knowing,
because all the other ones kind of just pieced out
on everybody go when it came out with you not willingly?
Is Bannette that you know of.
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 1: Continue?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, So I wave over Blynnette.
Speaker 1: Linette kind of looks at you, and then the captain
and he walks up.
Speaker 3: To me. He was one of the He was a
hostage of the of the giants. We rescued him.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yep, yep, I was. This box is supposed
to be like a a vault in a way. It
holds all the lute riches stuff stolen that the giants took,
including my things should be in there.
Speaker 2: If you've been on hostage, have you seen this box before? No?
Speaker 1: I have not. I've only been I've only heard about
it while being there because I wasn't allowed upstairs. I
was stuck in the basement with the others that they took.
And when and when, I guess one of one of
us with the group went and got it. We were
handling an altercation with the giant, one of the giants.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I know about. The box supposed to
hold all the stuff acquired by.
Speaker 2: The giants, right, okay, m hm.
Speaker 1: Hm Is David gonna opened it?
Speaker 2: No? Ess, I don't know when in front of the
whole career. She's not that stupid mm hmm.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, it's a it's a it's a little piece
of paper that has a big middle finger on it.
Speaker 2: No, just be fish Ohett.
Speaker 1: His fucking cloak is in that damn vault.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I mean, I'm not but you know, I
damn sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm not even bad. Huh.
Speaker 6: Can I detect any magic coming off that box?
Speaker 1: Does he detect any magic coming off that box? Does
he does?
Speaker 3: He? No?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, that box is not Okay, if you did,
you haven't cut this part out. The box is not
the vault, right, No, it's not, so it's just a
normal box.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no magic coming off it. There is no
magic coming off of that box.
Speaker 6: Is Davy standing on the ground ship or still on
freed she hopped off the ship. I'm gonna kneel down, Captain.
I detect no magic coming off that box. And if
it is supposed to be a vault that expands, it
should be shining like a fire in the middle of
the night.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, it should be. That's the keyword.
Speaker 2: She She opens up the box like, oh no, what
she found? It finds aol of fish.
Speaker 6: It's the one who says that this should be filled
with gold and corroborated by a family member is now
given us a box of fish.
Speaker 1: But it is just like Bannett, it's flower goosted.
Speaker 6: Made often said gold, and they're trying to to this.
Speaker 2: This is a godly amount of treasure.
Speaker 1: It's just fish. It's fish, dead fish.
Speaker 7: One has like a flower. Well, it's like fit lang
faced down as a flower. It's like grist in peace.
Speaker 1: Yes, Bennett looks the box. It looks at Freed and
looks the and looks at Freed again.
Speaker 2: It gives, it gives.
Speaker 5: This is a job.
Speaker 2: That is the job that it's going to hope if
you don't want it give it back then it helps.
Speaker 3: Uh Okay. So Freed knows that Sane had it right,
was the one who had it?
Speaker 2: Does he?
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah? And they that saying that same was
the one that end that ended up getting it. They
don't know what it looks like, but saying was the
one that went up there and got it?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: Can we cut back to saye for me?
Speaker 1: Yes, where is where is that fucking bastard?
Speaker 3: That's it? That's Free's line in a sec.
Speaker 2: But go on, he's in his Oh god, yeah, he's
gonna open up up the He's going to open up
the box.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: And he's gonna go inside and he's gonna look for
what he wants, what he's like, what he needs.
Speaker 6: Job?
Speaker 3: What he said, I have a got I got a job.
Speaker 2: Oh breaking up, I guess what's inside it?
Speaker 1: So uh and saying a ka. And so you're underneath,
you're in the bottom of the most bottom part of
the ship of v and you put it put the
box put the real box on top of the coffin
quote unquote, and Carmela is somehow next to you, and
you open it and it kind of flaps open and
enlarges to fit you, and you see a light, radiant
golden light coming from inside, and you see a stair
case leading down as you walk down in there, and
you look around and you're seeing in this in this
space about size of a bot sizes of a of
a Gosh, how big I want this to be. I
want to go extravagant. Yeah, I mean yeah, size of
a small a small school, genasium full of jewels, gold, treasure, trinkets, items, objects,
belongings of people, parts of the parts of ships. All
that ship's all in there. And you see, as you're
looking around because you're looking for something in particular, roll
me an investigation check to see if you find it
in here on your first visit. And fifteen, okay, roll
me another one. Roll of the advantage because Carmela is
helping you look as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he has a scroll that has like that
has like a crude drawing of what it's supposed to
look like. We'll not crude, but you know, yeah, so
that's one. Oh, we don't find shit.
Speaker 1: You were looking around with that fifteen and with the
help of Carmela, you think you find something like it.
And she she has she's like head down, tail up.
She's wagging her tail, and her tail kind of just stops,
and she's like and you run over. You run over
a hell a gold or whatever. And you look over
and she is trying to pull out something that looks
like a pot and you pull it up and you
pull it up, taking it and you're like, I found it.
You pull it up. It's a potted flower and you're
just like you throw the pot behind you. Yeah. Uh,
it's it's like it's a daisy, he once one, just
singular daisy. And he's like, you know, behind you a dandelion,
and you all will continue looking for it. I mean
you're heading so you letteral want cue back to the top,
to the top.
Speaker 3: But it's just like, I'm never gonna get my robe.
Speaker 6: And I rolled her, uh deception to see if I.
Speaker 2: Can can I roll to see if I actually like
I believe this ship?
Speaker 1: Yes right, yes.
Speaker 2: Inside oh oh oh, I rolled the dead. So she's
just kind of just like, uh huh, do you remember
who had the box.
Speaker 3: This is. While everyone was was talking, Freed's tackles were
raising like he was getting pissed, like this is I
don't think anybody on the ship And even in the
past two weeks that Davy has been and a coma
has seen him. This pits mhm. And he turns to
the crew and he just roars out, where is Van?
Speaker 1: Where is Zane? Roll me? Yeah? Roll me an intimidation check?
Speaker 3: Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's just like, who is saying?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm just gonna I clear my throat, saying
was a uh wait, what's the term? Like, they're not refugee.
It's like the.
Speaker 2: All can't find it.
Speaker 1: You mean you found him on away.
Speaker 3: Saying was a castaway? Kah, we found him. Uh, we
found him floating on some debris in the ocean.
Speaker 1: The crew backs them up, well, some of the careers
back them up, Scarlet mainly bam up. Huh.
Speaker 2: Are you still underneath the bubbles boys?
Speaker 4: Cracks?
Speaker 1: Bubble yeah, bubbles is still on top of Max on
top of that, I'm the new guy.
Speaker 3: Wait, I thought I I thought I had told the
crew to like commit her body to the sea.
Speaker 1: Not yeah, now yeah, because y'all have just been going.
You know, you had to make a getaway for the storm.
You instructed them to do that, but they all stopped
when the bird, when the winged beasts were flying. Now,
John on the old side, just to fuck it, let's
just go right in a storm. So y'all haven't done
that yet. That is t be.
Speaker 6: Because I think the only one strong enough to lift
bubbles up off the right.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so uh, Scarlett is hearing, and Scarlett comes
up and backs freed just like I. Yes, there was
somebody off stro off the ship.
Speaker 3: What man, we are just one messive technical difficulty to say. Huh,
everyone's just breaking up.
Speaker 2: Oh, James is the only one that sounds like he's
messing up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just funny.
Speaker 1: You sound sound fine now all right, but yes, Carlos,
like there was somebody off the ship. We did rescue
before we get into the beanstalk, and his name Fer
Crook was saying it was him and a cat that
we brought onto the ship. She's looking around for the cat.
She thought she saw the cat and the crow's nest.
She looks up there and the cat's obviously not there, and.
Speaker 2: He's know what to be seen now.
Speaker 1: Apparently, so she's kind of looking around, turns around, looking around.
I could have sworn I saw that cat. Huh, keep
back the saying, keep back the saying, rolling in the
rolling in the gold.
Speaker 2: Nah, he doesn't want the gold.
Speaker 1: He's still looking for He's found like three or four
different plants.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, well that's what I rolled the extra investigation.
Speaker 1: Forward the eighteen Yeah, okay, cool that time cute back
the same you found a couple of different plants, random
fucking see if sipt and she and you're just like, no,
whets it? And again you're looking around, same with same
with Carmela, and Carmela's in the far back corner and
you see her pick something up that's the size of
her fucking head and she kind of she kind of
picks up with her mouth and it hangs off, but
it's like the size of the the of this cat's head.
And she kind of walks over awkwardly because it's kind
of dragging on the floor. But she's like no, she
takes warms the cat as she walks over, and she
kind of just on top of a hill of jewels
and golden ship. She lets it go of her mouth
as slides down and you look at and it hits
your feet and when you and when Insa looks down
at it, where saying looks down at it, he sees
a seed.
Speaker 2: Mine. I put it in my bag and you.
Speaker 1: Know exactly, yeah, exactly, you know exactly what the seed is.
Speaker 2: Right, And I go, good job, let's go.
Speaker 1: Back, and the cat smiles, tail wagging, and she jumps
off the hell and she starts walking walking back up
the stairs.
Speaker 2: So as soon as they get out, he closes it
up and he uses like the little the little secret passageways,
yep to go into the captain's office.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna can you go into the captain's office? Everyone? Everyone,
you hear everybody? You hear Freeze screaming where Issige.
Speaker 2: And the same just smiles. He looks like himself again. Yeah,
like And he's into the captain's office and he just
places the box down and then sits in the extra
chair and waits.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's that's amazing. It's like, oh, that's
that's amazing. That's amazing. Inspiration points for you, tiv on
the that you could use for either character. Girl, it's
a plus three inspiration. You get three inspiration points. Girl work. Yeay, damn,
this wasn't even planned. I love this. He's just waiting
there going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like there, it's so good. Cross his legs and
like has Camilla and us just putting her on one
of the acts, not on the captain's chair, just like
one of the other chairs on on like the guest
side of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just gonna chill listen to the show. Yeah,
it's so great. You came back outside and.
Speaker 3: When Scarlett mentions the cat, uh, Freed's ear twitch twitches
and he's like that cat. Uh, I'm gonna roll for
an investigation, but I'm gonna use smell. See if I
can smell the cat. Okay, and I get advantage on smelling, so.
Speaker 1: That'd be a fourteen mm. You were outside and we'll
say the scent of the fish is the only thing
you could smell it. You cannot smell the cat.
Speaker 3: I look at Uh, I look at the net and
I ask him do you smell a cat?
Speaker 1: He stops its like like, looks around, let me see
and investigation. God damn it, Nope, he does not. He's
sniffing around, he's walking around and he's just like no,
I do not I smell that fish in the ocean,
and someone that needs to learn what deodron is outside
that Now I did not smell a cat.
Speaker 2: Someone doesn't cast press a digitation exactly, that's their toyoda rant.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no cat.
Speaker 2: I think the captain's office is somewhere back here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is the captain's office on the on the
ship is underneath the where you steers. So it's like
the doorways is great. At the bottom of the stairs,
right before you go up to the second a hallway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's yeah, there's like a hallway that's like here,
and then there's like some of the crew here, some
of the crew here, and then in.
Speaker 1: The room is in the very back. Yeah. Okay, so
you're just sitting there going god, it's so good.
Speaker 2: Like whistling a shanty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Freed. So you or the other wolf
boarder not smelling the rat, but the cat not the rat.
Speaker 14: I mean, what's the difference.
Speaker 1: So the crew is all looking at Fred and it
looks to the captain.
Speaker 2: So we have.
Speaker 16: A runaway castaway. Well, yes, everybody stand around fucking with
their hands up the ass go look for him.
Speaker 1: Everyone's like I I kept it. Everyone's scurrying around looking
for him, looking for this person named San Sane and
the said cat hm hm hm as everyone else. Dude,
I'll stand.
Speaker 6: Up, eyes changing the pink back to their normal color.
H and I cast lingering magic again to see if
I can find magic that I'm not used to on
the ship.
Speaker 1: Uh what's the radius of that?
Speaker 6: It just says detective magic would be the base spell.
So whatever it is for the base spell, So.
Speaker 2: Give me just a second. Thirty feet thirty feet thirty
I believe, yeah, thirty feet.
Speaker 1: Uh, just shy, where are you standing at the right
he would be.
Speaker 2: So you'd be right here.
Speaker 1: Davy with Davy and.
Speaker 2: For really he would be able to sense it.
Speaker 1: So that if you're right up there towards bosses. Yeah,
you had sent it. When you're when you turn that
when you cast that feature in your sensing the magic,
WI you you sense something like you described actually something
uh very magical, and it's below you what looks to
be in the captain's quarters.
Speaker 6: I'll put my hand on free shoulder and be like
you win this time, dog, Captain. The whether it's the
portal or not, there is a massive amount of magic
in the captain quarters area.
Speaker 2: She's like, what.
Speaker 3: Dog like? Free barks out dog.
Speaker 1: Damn he called you a dog?
Speaker 6: Work to one with the innocence that only a non
emotive or forged can muster built my head? Is that
not correct?
Speaker 3: Oh you're not even close.
Speaker 1: But it's like ooh.
Speaker 3: Wait now yeah free three growls. It's like, you're not
even close. Hey man, hey.
Speaker 1: Bro man, So Davy, you scurry, you scurry down there,
and you scurry down the hallway into the captain's quarters
and you open the door and you see when you
hear the whistling, the closer you get and you open
the door, and the first thing you see is a
cat right in front of the door as she just
as she walks over and jumps in the chair which
you see saying sitting in.
Speaker 2: Just like looks and innocently and you just are you
supposed to be the captain?
Speaker 1: You fucking bitch?
Speaker 3: Free?
Speaker 2: Do you want to play the baby?
Speaker 6: For sure?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 1: David's like, I am the captain. I don't know, I'm
not gone to the accent, but yeah, She's like, yeah.
Speaker 2: You can't talk like me, what's.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I'm the captain.
Speaker 2: You do not give her that nasty yeah.
Speaker 1: What's up to it? No, she's not going to do that.
I'm not going to even try to do the Davy's accent.
She's like, yeah, I'm the captain. Raised eyebrow and who
are you?
Speaker 2: Oh, and he stands up and he like like bows
at the waist. He goes, you may call me sane.
Your crew was gracious enough to let me in. I
helped them in the beanstalk. And he like waves at
the box and he goes, I believe this is for
your uh oh gosh, what's the word for it? He goes,
h inspection.
Speaker 1: She raises an eyebrow even higher, and.
Speaker 2: He smiles as well as a pure blood wants he can,
which is kind of unnerving because you see like where
like the jaw, like the john, the cheeks kind of
separate a bit and you see like all the teeth
that like he just smiles and like he makes himself
look smaller than what he is, or tries to anyway.
Speaker 1: Is anyone followed behind her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Freed followed her in. Uh. Like this was like
right after I'm sorry, after saying made his introduction and
see's huh introduction, you know, after like this was yeah.
It was like he had just trailed a little bit
behind Davy, so he just got it. He just came
into the captain's quarters like just after saying after they
had their little exchange, and Susie See's saying, he's like, you,
where were you? Were you in here this whole time?
Speaker 2: Of course, what safe a place to leave such a
valuable object than in the captain's quarters. You don't want
the rest of the crew getting a hold of it,
would you?
Speaker 3: Of course not. But we were calling for you earlier.
Speaker 1: In Davy China than freed.
Speaker 2: You found me your the most innocent look on his face,
like he's just like baffled. Why am I I'm doing I.
Speaker 1: Have I have done nothing wrong wrong you can.
Speaker 14: Read dude right on sight.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Captain you're gonna have to forgive me. But we
literally just had to fight off a fucking giant for
that damn box. And now out of nowhere, that Warford
son of a tin bitch now is accusing me of mutiny,
and this mother fucker right here or what's what's the more?
What's the more? Like see like the pirate like and
this this gally wag and this yellow bellies gally wagged
son of a whore like decide without missing a beat,
decides to just peace out while everything is going down,
all right, if I'm over here, they made it feel
like I'm losing my mind, okay, so please forgive me
if I'm if I'm just a little irate.
Speaker 1: And the cat Telepathley says the saying short drive. The
cat telepathy, the cat Camela telepathy talking to saying short
and you said, I'm going to say short drive, dry Man,
short ride, sorry, short ride, saying just kind.
Speaker 2: Of like gets a small smile and he's just like, well,
I'm sorry. I don't like to poke my nose into
other people's business. I was just here to help and
we found exactly what we were looking for. No, and
it's here.
Speaker 1: Davy's like nods, yes, yes it is. She looks over
to Freed leave my office, please go handle the crew.
Speaker 3: Oop yep, yep, yeah, Free like seriously just wants to
keep like without instead of saying anything, Free just like
just turns and leaves with a huff.
Speaker 1: And when you turn around and start walking out, the
cat is like halfway down the hallway and she just
sits there as you walk. As you walk she just
kind of looks up at you and she looks like
she's grinning. Oh no, kind of just stating what.
Speaker 2: Sane's grinning too, because I'm pretty sure Davy's watching as
Freed walks off, so saying that like has like like
literal face splitting grin on for a second.
Speaker 4: Does he do the snake tongue thing.
Speaker 2: No, You're just gonna grin, big snake grin.
Speaker 1: I think I just imagine the grin and the waving
of the hand bite.
Speaker 2: Now he just looks unless unless uh, Freed looks back
and then he like his eyes get all all wide again,
like all white eyed, but still with the big smile,
and he just innocently like does like that halfwave you know,
ends up tilted to the side once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn doom really nail it in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, yep, he's I love him though, I mean accurate, accurate,
damn making look like a fool.
Speaker 1: And Freed will remember.
Speaker 5: That's okay, it's a tall tail game, will remember this.
Clementine will remember this.
Speaker 2: Everyone liked that. Everyone did not like that.
Speaker 1: So Davy closes the door and she walks over to
the boxes on her I'm assuming it's on her desk.
Mhm okay.
Speaker 3: So she opens it.
Speaker 1: And the light shines in her face and yeah, it's
the it's all the gold stuff, objects, items, clothes, whatever
that the giants took. It's all in here. And she
kind of pops her head in and she's just like, ye, gods,
how much She's like you just hear from her heads
inside the boxes? How much is in here?
Speaker 10: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I only wanted to get it because my belongings are
in there as well.
Speaker 1: Everyone just liked that. Isn't that the truth? She's like, yes,
and I think that other, that new red she's also
looking for his belongings and he had too, So she's
like okay. So she gets up and she closes the box.
I'm going to get some of my crew members, get
a few crew members to inventory everything and look for
people's look for your belongings as well as the other
wolf bones, and then we will go from that. She
looks over the saying would she invites saying to be
part of the crew. Yeah, I mean yeah. She looks
over the saying and as she's it's true, as she
closes it, the saying is it you? It looks like
you've been part. You've been on this ship for a
little while, for while I've been out of commission. If
you like, you are more than welcome to join the
crew forever. How long you She's like, I don't know
if you're on your way to another location or if
you're looking to join out of the crew, but you're
more welcome to join this one if.
Speaker 2: It goes. I'm most gracious, captain. My last ship got
destroyed by the by those giants, so making calling this
place my home for a short while would be most
helpful for me.
Speaker 1: Great, what skills do you have?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm really good at magic. I tinker here and there.
If you want to upgrade Denny item, I can enchant it. Uh,
I'm I'm very good at at creating new things. Upgrading
your ship. Oh, why they brought me on to the
other one.
Speaker 1: That would be lovely to have at.
Speaker 2: This point and hold on because this baby, Oh you see,
I have this thing here.
Speaker 10: I want to put it on my on my sale.
That would be really cool.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, you know exactly what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's saying just like like she pulls it out,
she'll put it out. She would pull it out and
and like saying, like takes it, and he would go.
Speaker 10: Like, hmm, well, we'll see what I can.
Speaker 2: Do, Captain, and like gives like this big big face,
like great like smile. Yes, still friendly, it's friendly as
all hell, but it still creeps you the fuck out,
and he like takes his bow and he'd leave the
captain's quarters.
Speaker 1: Damn smiling at you.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like a cross smiling at you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I sent a picture of what like
his what his face would like look like whenever he
smiles in discord a long time ago. I don't know
if it's in this chat or not, or it's in
a different discord.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if you ever I think I.
Speaker 2: Said, yes, I did, I sent it, and you're like,
I hate that it was during the one shot, but
I don't remember.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, all right, So cool Davy closes
the box, puts it inside of her it's out of
her desk, and puts it under a lock and key
so she has the key. She puts into a drawer,
closes it, locks it, and puts the key in her
under it, puts the key in her bro I did
your hair I'll think I'll think it. She puts in
her hair. Cool, she puts it in her hair. She
starts in the way until she can get some crew
members to inventory everything and well, first find people's belongings
that are wanting them back, and then to inventory. She
does all that and then she starts. She walks out
after saying, so you see it, so everyone on the ships,
he's sayings walk saying, walk out with the cat following them,
and the cat jumps on his shoulder, Freed, where are you.
Speaker 3: Uh? So he goes so free goes back out onto
the deck and he's he's fuming.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: He gives myth like a just a dirty look before
returning to the crew and he starts getting everyone to start.
He starts sparking orders. He tells he assigns several of
the crew to remove uh oh. He tells some of
the crew to uh begin moving bubbles body have her
committed to the sea and he pulled like once he's
and then he also gets several of the hip uh
ship who were the ones who specifically could use uh
who are like carpenters, the ones who can like repair
ships besides free bubbles bubbles while she's dead.
Speaker 1: The Bubbles is dead.
Speaker 3: Let's see dec and nope, nope, nope ship right?
Speaker 6: What a ship?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's ship right?
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, never mind that was Bubbles. So uh once
he okay, so once he made sure. So once he
made sure that bubbles body is removed, he also starts
telling several of the credit grabhs extra applies because Freein
is also is a ship, so he can repair the hole.
Speaker 1: Uh, David, you walk out as they're pulling up bubbles
body from the hole in the ship. Oh no, one
told you Bubbles died?
Speaker 15: By the way, What What's happened to Bubbles?
Speaker 3: What Freak was like distracted by? Uh? Was distracted when
he hears captain and he's like, what looks at the Bubbles?
Oh yeah, she got killed by the giant. Very sad.
Speaker 2: Uh the box anyway more important than our own crew member. Huh,
you were more worried about a box than our own
crew member.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 3: To be fair, she tried to kill me on several occasions.
Speaker 2: She tried to kill everybody on several occasions. That was
just her.
Speaker 8: Damn.
Speaker 2: Was it because she was trying to start to mutiny
or was it because she doesn't think twice before her actions.
Speaker 3: You know, at this point, who can tell she just
did whatever she wanted to do. I told her she
came up with us to get the box in the
first place, and when and then and then after we
killed the first giant and we saw the second giant
coming at us like a bat out of hell, she decided,
she decided the best course of action would be to
jump off the bean stock and confront the second giant
head on.
Speaker 2: And well, that's Captain, she was excited to fight.
Speaker 3: Yes, well she did exactly what. Well, she died doing
what she loved to do, jumping into things and doing
it and fighting head on.
Speaker 2: Yes, but what's we don't leave. We don't just leave
somebody to die. That's we don't do that, freed.
Speaker 3: I didn't leave her to die. We all jumped off
the bean stalk. We were trying. I was trying to
get us away from the jump from the second giant.
We fought the first giant together, and to be fair,
we almost died during that one. But when I saw
the second one, I made a call and I said,
we're not going to fight. But did she listen? Nope,
I'm not Captain, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I'm not God.
Speaker 3: What's the word under valley or demeaning under I'm not
what was diminishing that one. I'm not diminishing what happened
to her.
Speaker 2: All right, well, then let's give her a proper sended.
Speaker 3: Way, which is exactly what we were about to do.
I just needed I just needed to get her body
out of that hole.
Speaker 2: As the body gets pulled out of the hole, do
we notice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see the other person in there.
Speaker 3: I was gonna I was gonna segue right into that. Yeah,
we just needed to get her out of the hole.
And wait, who's that?
Speaker 2: The same time, like, wait a minute, who's that?
Speaker 5: I'm I'm below, I'm like, you just looked down in
the hole I'm on, like the second deck just passed
out on some boxes.
Speaker 1: This person?
Speaker 3: Did I even notice? Did I even notice?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Mac in the focused on Max? Did I? Did I
notice Max? Earlier? During the fire?
Speaker 1: I mean, you would have noticed the big thing on
fire coming down and hitting the giant A ball of fire, Yeah, yeah,
you would have noticed a fucking hulber thing of fire
coming down from the sky.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But I thought that was bubbles.
Speaker 1: No, that was Max. Max was a literal ball of
fire that came down after Max died.
Speaker 8: Initially Bubbles cert not Max.
Speaker 1: Bubbles. Bubbles was it was pretty much after Bubbles died,
and then that's when the ballfire came out of the sky.
But the giant.
Speaker 3: So uh seeing uh, seeing Max down in the hole,
Fred gets this like like it dawns on him, like, oh,
so that's what that fireball was. It was a whole
ass person.
Speaker 1: Whole that's.
Speaker 3: He calls out to the group someone can, can somebody
like poke him? Is he alive? You know?
Speaker 10: Bring him up, go take him to the medical deck.
Speaker 3: A couple of the.
Speaker 1: Crew members do. They go down there and they pick
up poor poor Max. He's still and he's still alive.
He's just out.
Speaker 5: I'm just oh, don't want to try to prop and
wake me up.
Speaker 2: Let's do this proper send off.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you guys get all the crew gathers together
except for the one. Once Max is handled, everyone comes
on top of the deck and they your proper sind off.
All right, which way are y'all doing it? Y'all just
throwing her in the ocean, putting her on something and
setting on fire Viking style? Like, what how do you
want to do it, David h. If you're the captain,
they're going to follow your orders on how you want
to do things when it comes to handling the dead.
Speaker 2: Hold on, okay, so uh Davy grabs send somebody to
grab like a few uh cannonballs, and she grabs a
sheet that's big enough for her four bubbles and goes about,
uh sewing sewing it together.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 2: Hm like, so she turns. She turned to uh, oh, gosh,
got to what's your favorite character's name was myth myth,
And we don't have any other religion, like clerics are paladins, right.
Speaker 1: No, you had one cleric, but they are not there anymore.
Speaker 2: But myth Myth is ruid, so nat. So there's nobody
that's like part of any religion right now.
Speaker 1: I mean winter life and he I mean you got
a worshiper of life and death.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I turned to I turned to them.
Speaker 1: Alma.
Speaker 2: I turned to Tama, and I go, well, you know
exactly what you need to do for the you know
the proper sayings. Would you do the honors?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 7: And like I go over there, but I don't I
don't know how to do all the words and do
I have to commend them to both Winter and Seoul.
Speaker 1: You can choose one, or you can do both.
Speaker 2: You can also just you can have them just do
a religion check.
Speaker 1: Yeah, or you can you have to do it, or
you can do religion. You can do it, you can
say it all, or you can do a religion check.
If a religion check and fail, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: We wouldn't know any better any way. O.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, hold up, who who do we lose?
We lost? We lost James?
Speaker 2: Uhhh, yeah he dropped out of the game too.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 7: We'll just say the religion check is like the physical
parts of it, Okay. I just don't know what to
say personally for something like this.
Speaker 1: Huh okay. Uh So a tend so you basically give
a it's been a hot minute since you've done something
like this for like a fallen comrade, so you're a
little rusty. You say a few things in that you
learned in the ways of the teachings with Soul and Winter.
You first talk about give like a little speech about
life and how it's yes, sorry, so it's right, your fine,
how life is short and you live life to the fullest.
Thomas normal ship like that, and then you lead into
new yeah, and then you go into death and how
Bubbles obviously did did what they loved and died doing it,
picking a fight with fighting challenge, being challenged physically, and
she died what she loved doing, being out outrageous and
chaotic and fighting something much bigger than her. But this
time she did not make it back from it. And
as you're saying that, they some of the crew members slowly, uh,
take your body and drop it in the ocean, as
she takes a moment for the sink. But then she
the body sinks underneath the water and sinks into the
depths below. As you say, you start with the first
half of a prayer to winter, and then you end
with the second half of that of a similar prayer
to soul. See it mix the two prayers together and
you have like a moment of silence, and then you're done.
As a crew members start getting things up and ready
as they say there their goodbyes to Bubbles the time
she was with the crew, Bada being body boom idt
your first funeral.
Speaker 3: But now.
Speaker 4: Mhm, I wake up.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you wake up. You're in the You're in
the second level of the ship and you're in a
bed as there is somebody watching over you as you
were sleeping, they were healing you and such.
Speaker 6: You wake up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, do wait? How are they using magic to heal me?
Speaker 1: Yes? They are.
Speaker 4: Did they take my weapons?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Your weapons are sitting are all your belongings are next
to you. So you're on the bed and there and
all your weapons and items and stuff on the floor
next to you.
Speaker 5: Uh huh okay, I uh I wake up?
Speaker 1: And Kayley, it's a it's a female wizard.
Speaker 4: Female what.
Speaker 1: Human?
Speaker 4: Ah? So I see her moving her hands. I'm gonna
wake up.
Speaker 5: And the first thing I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
grab her hand and stop her from moving.
Speaker 4: And just look at her. I still have the dreadhelm on.
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, she would cool.
Speaker 5: So I'm gonna grab her hand. I'm gonna slowly turning
stand in my full height.
Speaker 4: What does she do?
Speaker 5: I have her by the arm. She can't get away
from me. I have that's this I have up scene
athletic skill.
Speaker 1: She she says, you see she kind of looks up
to you, and she's just like, I'm gonna get she
she kind of just stops and she's like, I'm gonna
give you one warning and one warning only. I am
a wizard with a particular set of skills that make
things blow up. If you don't want to explode.
Speaker 4: I put my hand over her mouth.
Speaker 2: Oh a lawful, good character. You're being an ass right now.
Speaker 5: And I'm looking around and I look at her, and
I go, where am I?
Speaker 4: Oh wait? Howe me up? And I let her go.
Speaker 1: And she backs the hell up and she points out
her points our hand to you. First off, you're welcome, so.
Speaker 4: Or what.
Speaker 3: For one?
Speaker 1: Not leaving you for Dan, just throwing you out from
the ocean. You're on a pirate ship crashed into our ship.
Speaker 4: I'm what I'm on a what?
Speaker 1: Yuh? You're on a yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, you're a pirate.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: And she opens the door and she asks, yeah, I
stick out my hand and I stick out my hand
and I summoned.
Speaker 4: The hullbird to me.
Speaker 5: She's like, that's out the door, so David, you're probably
going to hear this whole bird ripping through your ship.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck. Oh that's right, the ship. The whole bird
of the side of the ship nailed in.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, wasn't it like right next to the hole.
Speaker 1: No, it was on the side of the ship. Like
part of it was sticking it. I was like six
inches in or some ship and part of it is
sticking out of the ship. No one noticed it because
it's on the side of the ship.
Speaker 4: It's it's like a seven foot hull bird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you all are over there. Yeah, so you
all are on this on the side on top. It'sing
your thing, your goodbyes, and you hear a cracking of
wood and some something kind of pulling into the ship
and you kind of feel a little jolt, but not
like major. You're searing the sound of wood cracking, and
then you hear Haley the human Wizard screamed for the captain.
Speaker 9: What's God's staring holes in my ship?
Speaker 3: I just want to put out. Freed was in the
middle of patching the hole that bubbles that bubbles, and
Max made so like just as he was putting the
last bit of like planks back down to seal the hole,
he just hears the he just hears the crack, the
cracking and the crashing. He's like, what what's going on?
Speaker 1: Are you on top? Are you below?
Speaker 4: I'm below?
Speaker 1: Now I'm talking about I'm talking about Freedum.
Speaker 3: I want to say I'm on top because it would
make sense if you're patching a hole in a deck,
but at the same time, for comedic effect, I kind
of want to say I'm just like below it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Cool, So I'm gonna oh no, we're gonna below.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna be below Okay. You hear the cracking
and it sounds that it's coming from in front of you,
and you're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: And the and the the wall of the ship is
seeing a crack in the wood get bigger and bigger
as you feel something kind of tugging through it. Make
me make me a dex sair You saving through my dude, Yeah,
makee me a deck. Say you say free?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Oh thank god?
Speaker 1: Oh okay. So you're looking as your hands are up
with wood kind of trying to fill in the hole.
You look over and you see the crack in the
wood and then you see something sharp coming out of it,
and then you see this long seven foot spear spear
comes shooting through the side of the ship, and you're like,
I mean you kind of just you fall back. You
fall straight back on your onto your back as a
thing flies right over your right over your body and
travels through the ship to another another room.
Speaker 3: So uh whole I was patching the the hole in
the ship. Freed is still pretty pissed off about what happened.
So he was just muttering to himself and just like
making like just a little uh like snide remarks like
fucking myth with bull the bullshit with this bullshit mutiny story,
fucking sane, and then holy fucking.
Speaker 1: Shit, just and he just falls straight back and it
flies right over your head. And then everybody on top
you heard it crashing up and then like the things
fling through down below decks as it's flying across like
it breaks into another wall one more time, and before
it before it starts flying down the hallway and it
reaches max so it destroys like it pokes a big
old hole through like two walls, an nexterior wall and
an interior one. As you hear, uh, Hayley, she's running
down the hall and then she looks back and the
spear crashes through the wall and she's like, she run,
she runs fast.
Speaker 5: I catch the spear and I put it pointed in
front and I get in like the position for Horbart
and I start walking forward trying to find a way
out of the ship.
Speaker 1: You just hear her scream high pitch, running up the
stairs and she runs the top deck.
Speaker 2: And I was like that she's running up the deck,
like up to the.
Speaker 1: Top deck, you're running below.
Speaker 2: I'm running past. So like they run past each other,
like Davy has to like move over to the side
as Haley's like.
Speaker 10: And she's like, what in God's name is going on here?
Speaker 3: Can you see the holes? Like the holes in the
wall with Davy?
Speaker 1: As you're going down, you do see the hole in
the big hole in the wall going from one side
of the hall to the others in my ship.
Speaker 3: If you look one of the holes, you can see
Free just standing there staring like he just has this
horrified look on his face, like I just patch this
fucking ship. Prone He has like just this total like
puppy look, like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: There's three holes now, the exterior one that initially where
it was stuck in, then there's the one from one
from one side of the hallway to the other, and
then it reached Max. There's three big holes in the
ship now, one's exterior, the other two are interior. So Max,
you have the you have your spirit and you hear
he's giving in. Davy, My god, what the fuck is
going on here? It's all my ship coming from down
the hall.
Speaker 5: Davy's just gonna reach the bottom of the stairs and
see this big Darth Faier looking motherfucker with glowing red
eyes in a giant Holbard just very steadily just stomp stomp, stomp, stomp,
just right for the stairs.
Speaker 2: Well, we saw you knocked the fuck out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, and now I'm not knocked the fuck out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You see this, You see this man humanoid man figure
coming straight at you with this with this long spear.
What do you do?
Speaker 6: Albert?
Speaker 1: Albert? Sorry Albert?
Speaker 2: Oh, let me see if I have something hold on,
let me see. Can I cast suggestion.
Speaker 1: Max? Make me a wizard? Save bitch cool eleven? You fail?
Speaker 10: Can you please stop and explained? What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Do you get it's one way?
Speaker 2: It's up to two instances?
Speaker 4: Ah, and you have h Do I have to do it?
Or you am?
Speaker 2: I charm am I charmed on a failed save?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: It pursues the course of action you describe to the
best of its ability.
Speaker 5: And you said stop and explain what I'm doing.
Speaker 10: So can you.
Speaker 2: Please stop and explain what it is you are doing?
Speaker 5: I stopped, I stopped, dead in my tracks. I look
at day, I looked dot. I look around and look
down and see Davy, and I say, and I just
kind of study. I'm trying to escape from the pirates
who kidnapped me.
Speaker 10: Nobody kidnapped you.
Speaker 5: Why am I on a pirate ship. I'm not a
pirate You.
Speaker 2: Crashed, you crash crash. I don't know.
Speaker 17: You were in a hole in my ship, knocked out,
so I decided to be nice and get you some
medical attention.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: But I'm a pirate ship.
Speaker 10: If you were kidnapped, do you really think that.
Speaker 2: You would be able to freely walk around?
Speaker 17: You'd be in the fucking cages, which you're not.
Speaker 5: If I was in a cage, I would have broken out,
found my stuff and still be here. And I woke
up and this woman was weaving doing some kind of
weird magic. I don't know a lot about magic, but
I know it's tricky.
Speaker 2: He was healing you, you ding us.
Speaker 4: But I feel fine because of the healing.
Speaker 5: And I stopped and as like, I lean on the
hall bard and scratched the back of the helmet. Wait then,
why did why did I need healing.
Speaker 10: Because you were knocked out?
Speaker 4: Like what?
Speaker 5: Who knocked me out?
Speaker 2: Probably one of the giants that we were fighting earlier.
Speaker 7: Probably probably gravity and falling at terminal velocity.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 17: I know how you got onto my ship, but I
know that you are knocked out underneath the body of
one of my roommates or crew members. I should say, Hi,
I'm Davy, I'm the captain of this ship.
Speaker 5: Than facts the stormfield, I'm and I was. I remember
there being a giant. I remember a giant. I don't
remember a giant. Yeah, I remember someone else and a
big ass tree and a be stock.
Speaker 4: What it was?
Speaker 2: A bean stock?
Speaker 5: I was like, like this, like the really bad stories,
the really old, badly written, poorly thought out store.
Speaker 4: How does it out?
Speaker 6: Tall?
Speaker 4: What questions for later? Thank you for saving me?
Speaker 5: But I I.
Speaker 4: Think I'm supposed to be somewhere, and supposed to.
Speaker 2: Be in the middle of the ocean. How are you
going to.
Speaker 5: Get I I don't know. I remember traveling, I remember
feeling the wind and seeing clouds, But was I really
on the ocean? And what was I why, who's the sorry.
Speaker 1: Oh mhmm, yeah.
Speaker 4: Who's Narassi? If you thought the sign that I.
Speaker 1: Made you, oh Narassi the that's the giant, right yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And I look and I look at I look at Davy.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 5: I like turned my spear over and like stab it
into the ground so it's holding it's like hold under
its own weight.
Speaker 4: And I look at David. I am.
Speaker 18: I I I'm kind of lost here, aren't we all?
Speaker 4: Like I've never been on a ship before, though.
Speaker 2: Yes, well welcome. If you're hungry, we can get you
some food. Don't be damaging my ship as you are
going to fix that hole that you've made.
Speaker 3: Right now, from like from the other side of the holes,
you can just hear free just openly sobbing. It's like
he's actually sobbing. There's a hole up.
Speaker 4: I looks like why is that dog crying?
Speaker 3: Ears perk up and just like his head snapped like
with surrounding. It's like, who you call it a dog?
You patsy ass motherfucker.
Speaker 5: I kicked the spear up, I kicked the spirits down
it from like why the hell is it talking?
Speaker 2: And she like kind of like waves her hands which
apparently like it does. There's like a good foot from
like where her hands are up in the air and
his spear.
Speaker 5: And she's just all like, you just run between my.
Speaker 10: Lads and wait, no, no, that is my first mate.
He is second in.
Speaker 4: Command, like a talking dog. It's your first you know that.
Actually it's a good idea. Dogs are super loyal.
Speaker 5: And the Max just looks kind of puzzled, like he
puts his hand on the armored chin.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, yeah, you're kind of a genius, you
know that. That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Like she kind of just like what, that's not the
reason why I got him?
Speaker 10: But you know what, why don't we get you something
to eat?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Uh huh uh uh okay, I'm not hungry. They're just
kind of curious where.
Speaker 5: And I start walking like up aptmindly, just walking up
the stairs slowly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you walk up there.
Speaker 3: You can just hear Freed growling like that. That's the
second time today someone called me a fucking dog. I
swear to god. Wait what you know.
Speaker 2: What's funny is that she will never admit the reason
why she put Freed as her first mate because he
was the tallest one. Will she will never admit to that.
That's like literally the only reasons because he's the tallest
out of everybody else, so she gets on his shoulders.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: It's like close to eight feet tall.
Speaker 3: Seven ft tall.
Speaker 4: Good boy. I walk up to the to the deck
and uh what what the top deck? What do I see?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: You see all the crew members of different people have
walks alive. You see humans, half orcs, another wolf born
walking around, a demon, a couple of demons, a couple
of horned humanoids look like demons, A student of armor.
Speaker 4: I know what teethlings are. My sisters are teethlings.
Speaker 1: That's right. And you see, well, yeah, do you see
one tee fling one succuby that you assume with another
teeth fling a bunch of humans?
Speaker 5: Maybe I need you, I need you to tell me
to I recognize that she's a succuby by.
Speaker 1: Uh no, you would recoon that you would assume that
she's in our teeth link because she has horns and
she looks like a demon. Do you assume that she's
a teeth she's a sucking bye?
Speaker 4: Okay? Then I just look around like like another walking like, huh,
this one's on two legs.
Speaker 5: I'm just talking about just openly as I wonder if
this dog talks too, and the NAT's like dog what?
Speaker 4: Oh wait, do I see Tama?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, mama's up there too. He has an animal
head that you see an animal that looks like a
that looks like a cane eye, but you've never seen
it before. It's like.
Speaker 4: It just I just cocked my head, like, what a
weird cat?
Speaker 1: That's true. Foxes are closer related to cats and dogs.
Speaker 2: No they're not. They're part of the dogs. They're part
of the dog family.
Speaker 7: Their class fight is like Kennedy or Canid, very very close.
Speaker 4: Part of the dog family, the genus. So yeah, just
look at Tom. What a weird cat?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: Oh he did disguise himself as the backcae in the
first act.
Speaker 18: So off, do I see Myth where you see?
Speaker 1: You see a full us, full suit of armor just
standing up there.
Speaker 6: I look at Myth and go also feeling quite justified
because I am now the second person he is not
the second person to refer to them as dogs.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: I look at Myth like, huh, what's a warf force?
Doing here.
Speaker 1: And just correct.
Speaker 4: I find like a crate.
Speaker 5: I found a crate or something, and I sit down
and I just I'm just processing everything that's happened. Is
Davy still comforting h Reed down below deck?
Speaker 1: What's happening down there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I can mhm. Who's a good boy.
Speaker 3: Like Freda is just fred is just like re eventing
to the captain like there are three holes in the wall.
Captain can't work under these conditions, and dog dog the indignity.
Speaker 1: Jesus hm mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: Mmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Let's it out, let's it out. I woke up to this.
I woke up to this.
Speaker 3: I did a good shop, Captain, I let I let
the crew and everything. They finally were respecting me, and
now that and now his lies deceit mm hmm.
Speaker 8: Mutiny traders, there's a lot of them.
Speaker 3: He's just he's just going.
Speaker 1: Off, Oh lord, we're freed.
Speaker 5: Uh I. I I think this is it. I take
off my helmet. I just start just stare dumbfounded. And
I'm on a ship something I've only ever heard about.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So, as we're coming to a close for
today's episode, Davy downstairs as free as rant and raving.
You hear from the hole from the hole on the
floor to the hole in the in the wall. You
hear Scarlet calling for you, Davy, please come up to
the deck.
Speaker 2: Please. She kind of like gives Freed one last pet
and then like goes up to the deck.
Speaker 1: You walk up to the deck and you see everyone
staring off into the distance at something. Ye from the
opposite way, because you're facing you're facing office and Scarlett
while everyone's facing the opposite direction looking at something and
there and their faces are look of of like amazement
and like what the fuck is that? You turn around, Yeah, okay,
so you turn around and you see this structure that
looks to be a large fortress castle, even you're not
quite sure it's it's that's the only correlation you can
equate it to. Is this weird castle like structure that's
made of this crystal that's reflecting light from the water
below as well as from the sun that's training this
structure is floating right above the water as you see
as you see like ship docked on its has docks
on the leading out into the water from this crystal
castle quote unquote, and everyone looks at is looking at
it going, what the fuck is this? And Scarlett's like,
do you know what that is? You just see like
a floating castle of crystal out in the middle of
the ocean. No, and that is where we're ending today's episode.
Thank you Cash for listening. Today's episode catches next time
as you find out what is that? Until then, bye
bye bye A crystal castle out in the middle of
the water. Yeah at the water.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 7: No, I was gonna guess Cinderella for some reason.
Speaker 1: Now that's a pumpkin that's a pumpkin ship.
Speaker 7: Okay, I was thinking castle, not not the vehicle that
she's transported in.
Speaker 1: Oh, spare