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<v Speaker 1>Calaruga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Idy Home Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Tom

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<v Speaker 2>Papa back on Netflix with his new special Home Free.

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<v Speaker 2>It's his third four Netflix. In Home Free, Papa holds

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<v Speaker 2>nothing back as his kids are finally out of the

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<v Speaker 2>house and it's just him, his wife, and a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of animals ready to return to their glory days. Tom

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<v Speaker 2>is seeing a lot over the years, from close calls

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<v Speaker 2>with a pachinkle ball to late night seven eleven runs,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's sharing all his thoughts as he parties under

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<v Speaker 2>the next stage of his life. I can relate. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if I feel like I'm an empty nester,

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<v Speaker 2>but none of the birds are home. Man, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>me and the wife and the dog. And you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I do on Saturday now, I don't know either.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been going to soccer games for a decade and

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<v Speaker 2>a half. Now I'm like, oh, I don't have anything today,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wind up taking out the laptop and making

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<v Speaker 2>seven hours of podcast for the various things here on

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<v Speaker 2>Calaruga Shrek Media. By the way, you can get this

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<v Speaker 2>show and all the other is commercial free, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>not just this one. When I hit you up for

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<v Speaker 2>the five bucks. This one you get like twenty shows.

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<v Speaker 2>Link in the show notes for an Apple podcast, click

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<v Speaker 2>the banner. Papa jokes. Now that they're all gone, nobody

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<v Speaker 2>tells you how hard it's going to be pretending to

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<v Speaker 2>be sad. It is sad, Tom, you know it's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>You know it's a little lonely Papa till the la times.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I had a typical experience with my daughters

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<v Speaker 2>going to college. That's so called empty nest syndrome. But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure when the first one went. We were

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<v Speaker 2>crying for a month. It was a two year time span.

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<v Speaker 2>But then the second one left and we found ourselves

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<v Speaker 2>making dinner reservations and kind of excited about the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I thought to myself, I could do what I

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<v Speaker 2>want and I can actually enjoy things once in a

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<v Speaker 2>while without being on someone else's schedule. In case you

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<v Speaker 2>missed it, on Sunday, I dropped a bonus episode which

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<v Speaker 2>shared the clips of Tony Hinchcliff. You've probably seen Tony

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<v Speaker 2>in the news right now. As I suspected his set

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<v Speaker 2>got a lot of attention, Tony Hinchcliffe tweeted, these people

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<v Speaker 2>have no sense of humor while that a vice presidential

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<v Speaker 2>candidate would take time out of his busy schedule to

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<v Speaker 2>analyze a joke taken out of context to make it

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<v Speaker 2>seem racist. I love Puerto Rico and vacation there. I

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<v Speaker 2>made fun of everyone, watch the whole set. I'm a comedian,

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<v Speaker 2>Tim might be time to change your tampon. Some comedians

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<v Speaker 2>weigh in. Andy Kidler replied directly to that tweet, writing

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, when I did your kill Tony show at

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<v Speaker 2>a festival, I didn't know who you were. I just

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<v Speaker 2>assumed you were a highly unpleasant a hole. You certainly

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<v Speaker 2>weren't funny. You're a grifter hack that wants to cash

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<v Speaker 2>in by catering to your Maga Nazi friends like Rogan

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<v Speaker 2>Jon Marco Ciresi. Three separate tweets, One, he wrote, it's

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<v Speaker 2>never a pretty sight when an Austin comic tries out

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<v Speaker 2>his material in New York two politics aside, there are

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<v Speaker 2>so many better racist comedians who deserve that RNC gig

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<v Speaker 2>over Tony Hinchcliff. Third one, you ever notice when there's

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<v Speaker 2>a debate about the acceptability of a joke, it's almost

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<v Speaker 2>always over one of the worst jokes you've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike lean Black wrote, are you bleeping kidding me? And

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<v Speaker 2>you work? Has this guy never seen West Side Story?

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<v Speaker 2>But sure no racism within the Trump campaign. And I

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<v Speaker 2>like this one from Jesse Case who wrote the really

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<v Speaker 2>sad part is that Tony works six months. Is MSG's

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<v Speaker 2>door guy for that set? All right? Some folks are

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<v Speaker 2>looking for me to comment. Now, Look, it's political season.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm trying to lose half the audience. All

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to do is vote whoever you're for.

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<v Speaker 2>You vote. I will comment on the joke itself. As

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<v Speaker 2>a joke, it's a bit hack. For example, you could

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<v Speaker 2>sub in Ireland, Long Island, Epstein Island and the joke

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<v Speaker 2>works the same. For example, say we're in Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 2>during the World Series and I said this joke. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if you know this, but there's a floating

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<v Speaker 2>island of garbage. I think it's called Manhattan that would

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<v Speaker 2>probably play in Los Angeles. Now you're already writing me notes.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it in context at the event. Sure, in

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<v Speaker 2>context at the event specific choice of Ireland. It is

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<v Speaker 2>not the same as my World Series example. Congressman Richie

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<v Speaker 2>Torre is Democrat from New York tweeted, pretty good line.

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<v Speaker 2>As Puerto Rican I'm tempted to call Hinchcliffe racist garbage,

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<v Speaker 2>but doing so would be an insult to garbage. The

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<v Speaker 2>Trump campaign has distance itself from the joke. Campaign senior

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<v Speaker 2>advisor Daniel Alvarez said that this joke does not reflect

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<v Speaker 2>the views of President Trump or the campaign. Tim Walls asked,

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<v Speaker 2>who is that? Jack wad comedian ANDREWS Slater. If Tony

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<v Speaker 2>Hinchcliffe cost Trump the election, then him becoming rich off

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<v Speaker 2>being an awful hack was all worth it. Meanwhile, an

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<v Speaker 2>educational nonprofit that had planned a pair of comedy shows

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<v Speaker 2>in Puerto Rico for the upcoming weekend clarified on Monday

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<v Speaker 2>that Tony Hinchcliff was never scheduled to perform at was

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<v Speaker 2>never a scheduled to perform there. Okay, well we did,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't think so. I don't know why you brought that up.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the story here, John? The Gala Venue in San

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<v Speaker 2>Juan posted a social media announcement saying they were canceling

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<v Speaker 2>an appearance by Tony Hinchcliff. Ports are that that statement

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<v Speaker 2>said we announced the cancelation of the Tech My School

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<v Speaker 2>event where comedian Tony Hinchcliffe was set to perform due

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<v Speaker 2>to disrespectful comments towards Puerto Rico at gala. We value

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<v Speaker 2>respect for our culture and community. Puerto Rico deserves respect.

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<v Speaker 2>But tech My School, the nonprofit that had planned the

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<v Speaker 2>two comedy shows at gala, said Hinchcliffe was never scheduled

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<v Speaker 2>to perform. On their page, they said they were featuring

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<v Speaker 2>two comedians, Enrique Chicone and Heath Cordes, both of whom

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<v Speaker 2>have previously appeared on Kill Tony. Says Tony Hinchcliff has

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<v Speaker 2>never been invited nor included in the programming of our

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<v Speaker 2>fundraising event. Podcast newsletter podnews happened to share on Monday

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<v Speaker 2>that new data from Tubular Lab shows that Kill Tony

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<v Speaker 2>is now the number one podcast on YouTube, with nine

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and thirty three point five million US minutes watched

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<v Speaker 2>across YouTube and Facebook, up twenty one percent month over

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<v Speaker 2>month and two hundred and thirty eight percent on the year.

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<v Speaker 2>This was prior to the rally on Sunday. Some folks

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<v Speaker 2>on social media are sharing this joke George Lopez made

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<v Speaker 2>at a tim Walls rally. After the word overnight, Lopez

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump said he was gonna build a wall, and

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<v Speaker 1>George Lopez said, you better build it in one day,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you leave that material out there overnight.

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<v Speaker 2>The argument there is that Lopez made fun of his own,

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<v Speaker 2>whereas Hingecliff took a shot at others from Yahoo. Eyewitnesses

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<v Speaker 2>who are at Jamie Fox's now net Flix taping said

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie made some claims about Diddy. Three separate people claimed

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<v Speaker 2>that Fox made comments indicating that Diddy was responsible for

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<v Speaker 2>his hospitalization in twenty twenty three. According to page six,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeahoo writes, though a source tells in Touch that there's

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<v Speaker 2>no truth to Diddy putting Jamie in the hospital, or

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<v Speaker 2>remains unclear whether the comments were a joke or not.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the eyewitnesses said he didn't think Jamie was joking.

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<v Speaker 2>Y'all can determine whether he was joking or not when

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<v Speaker 2>you see the show, because to me, I'm a new comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>I've learned, and I know when somebody setting up a punchline,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know when you're serious. After he said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Diddy's the one that did something to me, he said,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm the one who called the FEDS on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Hype assed are we saying that Jamie responded and

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<v Speaker 2>alerted whatever activity Puff had going on to shut him

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<v Speaker 2>down as his get back director Choke No Joke said,

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie was scared, right, he disappeared, right, He's out in

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<v Speaker 2>public now as soon as Puff went to jail. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>that's all kinds of interesting. Meanwhile, on gossip Corner, Pete

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<v Speaker 2>Davidson's surface looking healthy and in good spirits. He was

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<v Speaker 2>at a Clippers game with his friend mischie Gun Kelly.

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<v Speaker 2>Eyewitnesses notice that Pete is now largely tattooed less. The

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<v Speaker 2>tattoos that once covered his neck and arms appear dramatically

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<v Speaker 2>faded or completely gone, perhaps due to laser tattoo removal.

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<v Speaker 2>In May of twenty one, Pete told Seth Myers, it

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<v Speaker 2>takes like three hours. You have to get there three

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<v Speaker 2>hours early to cover all your tattoos because for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>people in movies they don't have them that much. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm burning them all off. But burning them off is

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<v Speaker 2>worse than getting them. Also, tonight the Cool Comedy and

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Cuisine fundraiser, This is the one Bob Saget used

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<v Speaker 2>to do. Jeff Ross will host the event. Both Jeff

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<v Speaker 2>Ross and John Mayer will be honored with the Bob

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<v Speaker 2>Saggat Legacy Award, recognizing their commitment to continue Bob Sagget's

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<v Speaker 2>sum mission of raising awareness for the Scleroderma Research Foundation.

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<v Speaker 2>Also performing Whitney Cummings, Alex Edelman, Chris Hardwick apparently out

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<v Speaker 2>of comedy jail, and Jim Jefferies. Ali Wong was on

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Ones. Sean Evans was curious, saying, I read the

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<v Speaker 2>first place you ever did stand up was at the

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<v Speaker 2>Brainwashed Cafe on Fulsom and San Fran. Can you paint

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<v Speaker 2>the picture for us? Kelly said, oh, my gosh, this

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<v Speaker 2>twenty seventeen. She said it was literally like half cafe,

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<v Speaker 2>half laundromat one hundred percent homeless shelter, and the show

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<v Speaker 2>had start at five pm and you do three minutes

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<v Speaker 2>to people doing naughty things to themselves and folding their

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<v Speaker 2>laundry and a lot of comics judging you. It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>She then talked about the tender loin neighborhood, saying those

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<v Speaker 2>you step outside of our little theater, you will step

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<v Speaker 2>in human feces. For sure. It was gross and scary

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<v Speaker 2>to enter an exit every single time. And then my god,

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<v Speaker 2>the audience, the poor audience, they got trapped. They got

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<v Speaker 2>knew it, and I felt bad for them. Hey, did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that Saturday Night Live is turning fifty? Did

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<v Speaker 2>you hear about this? Well, we are going to talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it every single day Today. I will tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that Bo and Yang did not want to play JD. Vance.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that Lorne Michael's guy, insisting. Yang said, up

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<v Speaker 2>until the show, I tapped Louren on the shoulder and

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<v Speaker 2>I was in the full beard and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you can do a buyback if you want. Yang explained

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<v Speaker 2>he initially had trouble getting into the character because he

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<v Speaker 2>found him to be hollow. Then Bowen watched Hillbilly Elogy

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<v Speaker 2>and learned that Advance had questioned his sexuality when he

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<v Speaker 2>was younger, but was quickly shot down by Mama. Yang said,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, this guy doesn't have a personality

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<v Speaker 2>because he's never had the spine to claim it. Send

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<v Speaker 2>your letters to bow and Yang and I will remind

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<v Speaker 2>you it's going to be really hard not to be

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<v Speaker 2>political these next nine or so days. What do we

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<v Speaker 2>down to? No, it's a week now, eight eight days,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. North Star News spoke to Lewis Black, who's

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<v Speaker 2>retiring at the end of the year. Any regrets, Lewis said,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd be nuts if you didn't. But I've had a

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<v Speaker 2>But people will be going, really, you're gonna cry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything just kind of worked out. But I did deal

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<v Speaker 2>with some jackasses I shouldn't have. I was never good

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<v Speaker 2>at business or show business, and I've worked with some

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<v Speaker 2>real a holes. He had good advice for aspiring comics,

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<v Speaker 2>actors and writers. Lewis says, just do it and do

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<v Speaker 2>Get a group of people you like to work with.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want to be a comic, at three

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<v Speaker 2>wake up and write. If you're doing stand up, doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>do a lot of stuff. Jimmy Fallon, He's been in

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<v Speaker 2>of Christmas and Rockefeller Center aka the Tree Lighting aka

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Thanksgiving to about January second Nightmare Well,

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<v Speaker 2>tonight at eleven thirty pm, I will be asleep. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>Eastern Standard time. We're still on eastern daylight time, folks.

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<v Speaker 2>terribly titled The Daily Show presents Colon Jordan Klepper Fingers

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<v Speaker 2>the Pulse Colan Rally. Together, we'll see Jordan travel to

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<v Speaker 2>Trump events in swing states over the elections crucial closing days.

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<v Speaker 2>Americans are supporting Donald Trump. Yesterday I recorded with Dez Bishop.

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<v Speaker 2>the Saturday episode. But we did talk about Tony Hinchcliff,

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<v Speaker 3>on the Tony Hinchcliff front, I mean, where do we start?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, people don't come to this thing for politics.

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<v Speaker 2>in LA that joke might fly, But in the context

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<v Speaker 2>other connotations and it's really not a good joke.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a one out of ten, two out of ten joke, max.

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<v Speaker 3>It's dated on top.

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<v Speaker 4>Of it, and I'm not like one to come after

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<v Speaker 3>But in the context of the importance of the week

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<v Speaker 4>An election, like, why you would choose like a.

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<v Speaker 3>Dated target like Puerto Ricans, Like because obviously you can,

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<v Speaker 3>like you just did, you can insert whatever island you

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's pretty basic.

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<v Speaker 3>At the roast of Tom Brady, if they're roasting like

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<v Speaker 3>world's cameras are on you and you're a comedian and

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<v Speaker 3>it's fine, you've been hired to make some jokes leading

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<v Speaker 4>Actually it's really stupid. Like I actually think Trump is

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<v Speaker 3>I think that like he would never think broad enough

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<v Speaker 3>to go Maybe I shouldn't have a risky comedian on

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<v Speaker 3>like this close to an election when certain states votes

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<v Speaker 3>might literally hinge on twenty thousand people, Like it didn't

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<v Speaker 4>He may have shifted enough votes to change a state.

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<v Speaker 4>That's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's your comedy news for today. If you enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>the program, tell a friend about it. They might like

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<v Speaker 2>it too. If you would like this thing without commercials,

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<v Speaker 2>five bucks a month.

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<v Speaker 1>Do it.

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<v Speaker 2>See you tomorrow.