Speaker 1: What's up, y'all.
Speaker 2: It's me Cecily here with Stephanie, and you know, as always,
Speaker 2: we've got stuff to talk about because we promised we would.
Speaker 1: I mean, it just it feels like almost every day
Speaker 1: there's something to talk about.
Speaker 2: Well, there definitely is almost every day, not even I
Speaker 2: wouldn't even say almost. It almost feels like there's news
Speaker 2: and it's new new news. Oh my god, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: Did that ever occur to you that that's why it's
Speaker 2: called news? Oh my goshheels so high right now?
Speaker 1: News news? It's news? What's new? What's new? What's news?
Speaker 1: The news? And they added an S to it? Why
Speaker 1: don't they just call it new like tonight?
Speaker 2: News newsies? Do you know what today is? Dada? Is
Speaker 2: election day for us? Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's Tuesday? Is it the It's the four? Okay, so
Speaker 2: when this is airing? Yes, that took me a second.
Speaker 2: Now I can now. This is the first time. I
Speaker 2: just want to say this, and I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get into it, but this is the first time I've
Speaker 2: never been super early with my ballot. You know how
Speaker 2: I love to vote saying very serious, we both are.
Speaker 2: Can I still drop it off? At a drop like
Speaker 2: I can walk down to the drop box and drop
Speaker 2: it off like ye weekend right, yeah, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna like I might vote in person. Here's why, Here's
Speaker 2: why can I can?
Speaker 1: I can? I tell you something, even though we have
Speaker 1: a whole show planned. But then this is not this
Speaker 1: is off topic of what we're talking about. But I
Speaker 1: have been wildly vacillating between and You're good. You're gonna
Speaker 1: be freaked out by what I'm saying. I'm ready, I
Speaker 1: can do it. I might vote for Spencer Pratt. Now
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I have been very confused between be
Speaker 1: Sarah and Steyer. I'm here. I might vote for Tomas.
Speaker 1: I got you. It's okay. I think we're good either way.
Speaker 2: I think that they're both perfectly fine to go up
Speaker 2: against the talk show host from Britain, Hilton. Yes, defa
Speaker 2: so bizarre. I think we're safe. A lot of my
Speaker 2: friends are voting for Styre, and I have, you know,
Speaker 2: a lot of people endorsed him. I'm personally not, but
Speaker 2: I might. You know, who knows. Maybe I'll change my
Speaker 2: mind in a day. I think I think he's a
Speaker 2: better debater, and that's not nothing and I don't.
Speaker 1: I have no problem with him.
Speaker 2: I think he has a past, but everybody has a past,
Speaker 2: They've done anything in this life.
Speaker 1: Everybody's got something. He has a past, and we could
Speaker 1: be I could be getting fooled, but be Sarah is
Speaker 1: also a bureaucrat, and I like a bureaucrat, you know
Speaker 1: that I do. I like the most sterist. I like that.
Speaker 2: I like him, I trust him. I think that there's
Speaker 2: some stuff that isn't fantastic, but that's how this country's
Speaker 2: supposed to be. Like, that's the checks and balances that
Speaker 2: I believe in.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want checks and balances on trans rights,
Speaker 1: and I believe I believe that he's hedged a little bit.
Speaker 1: And I need I need a progressive who is full
Speaker 1: on like human rights, like I need that a stire. Well,
Speaker 1: I hate humans, so I'm not.
Speaker 2: You're not a humanist's I don't like the humans. No, No,
Speaker 2: I think that they're probably on the same page when
Speaker 2: it comes to they're both liberal, they're both Democrats, you know.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to be like these crazy
Speaker 1: buck faces. I don't know. Neither one of them is
Speaker 1: a fuck face. But but Sarah let's just say, is
Speaker 1: not as clear on how he feels about certain issues
Speaker 1: within the bigger issue, and Tom Steyer is very clear. Well,
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: I do like that, and I'm happy with either one.
Speaker 2: I'm going now when it comes to Mayor, We've got
Speaker 2: a whole other issue and we gotta we got to
Speaker 2: come together on this because Pratt is he is rising up.
Speaker 1: My kidding god, we cannot believe this up. We can't
Speaker 1: believe that we've lost our sweet Heather Dubrow, who was
Speaker 1: probably never that sweet, but who's supporting Spencer Pratt Like,
Speaker 1: fuck off, Heather rageous.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that are showing up doing it,
Speaker 2: and it's I think we're okay, but like you guys,
Speaker 2: don't be dumb if you're in California anyway. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: so let talk about Oh go ahead, please you lead
Speaker 2: us into promised Land.
Speaker 1: Okay, today, today we're talking about Russell Crowe. Now, this
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Speaker 1: Do you I do? Do you want to start with
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Speaker 1: listened to us.
Speaker 2: For a while on bord af we definitely talked about it,
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Speaker 2: six years, so really early on that was a Patreon.
Speaker 2: Then I've mentioned a few times, and I may have
Speaker 2: tried to pitch a television show about it. I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: if I'm going to make out, if I get to
Speaker 2: make out with an A list celebrity, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: that don't listen to board Af and this story was
Speaker 1: on a bord af Patreon. I believe we aired it
Speaker 1: as a best of as a regular show, but it's okay.
Speaker 1: Some people might have missed it, and I think it's
Speaker 1: worth It's worth a retail So tell us what happened.
Speaker 1: We're talking about him so years ago.
Speaker 2: I want to say it was like, oh, through whatever,
Speaker 2: I went with a group of girlfriends. My friend got
Speaker 2: like her uncle had a house on the beach in Mexico,
Speaker 2: and they're like, you guys want to go And it
Speaker 2: was incredible.
Speaker 1: It was like the kind of thing you see in
Speaker 1: the movies. This time that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: So we go down there and I was on one
Speaker 2: of my kicks, you know how I get about like
Speaker 2: not showering.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even joking. I'm not trying to be
Speaker 1: like Liz Lemon. I'm not trying. That just is real
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: You know. I don't like to get all me. I
Speaker 2: don't really even know how to do my makeup. If
Speaker 2: you've ever seen me with makeup, I've had it professionally
Speaker 2: done and you know that, right. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to do my hair. Oh, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: do shit. Okay, So that's important to the story because
Speaker 2: we go down there and you're still with me, right,
Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, I didn't know for my Okay. So
Speaker 2: we go down there and I'm like, all right, you guys,
Speaker 2: it's just girls. This is a no boy's sitch. Let's
Speaker 2: lay out like not using sunscreen all this stuff. And
Speaker 2: there was a dive bar just down the street. This
Speaker 2: dive bar just on a dirt road, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that's where we're going for dinner. Everybody just get ready,
Speaker 2: we're getting pictures or whatever. And then I just I
Speaker 2: was like, let's not even like shave, let's not shower,
Speaker 2: let's just go.
Speaker 1: I put on a cowboy hat, no makeup. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2: We go and for some reason, the first person we
Speaker 2: see kind of pouching in the shadows is Russell Crowe,
Speaker 2: because he's there too. They were doing a cast and
Speaker 2: crew party for Master and Commander, the movie. He had
Speaker 2: just finished Wow for whatever reason. And I'm not trying
Speaker 2: to put myself down, but I was with a group
Speaker 2: of cute women. He took a liking to me. I
Speaker 2: think he liked the cowboy hat. He liked my swagger.
Speaker 2: I want to say, because I didn't give a shit.
Speaker 2: I really didn't, and he liked it. So he had
Speaker 2: he had a drink sent over. It was a whole thing,
Speaker 2: and I'm looking to like the gentleman. I'm like, you mean,
Speaker 2: Russell Crowe is that the gentleman? Then he spends the
Speaker 2: whole night a week out.
Speaker 1: When you get there, hold on, though, let's slow this,
Speaker 1: slow this down off tiny bit so you get there
Speaker 1: and you see him, you recognize him, are there?
Speaker 2: Like I didn't recognize him at first until he sent.
Speaker 1: The drink over. Oh, and then you look over and
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, but you recognize.
Speaker 2: See all these sort of movie type people and I
Speaker 2: have someone I'm like, oh yeah, I mean it's definitely
Speaker 2: he's got the Australian accent burly. So we're like thank you,
Speaker 2: and then we go outside and he's kind of elnes
Speaker 2: for me or our group, but he really is. I'm
Speaker 2: not good at fighting for guys. Like if I'm with
Speaker 2: a group of women and there's women that are really
Speaker 2: more into it than me, Like, it's not that I
Speaker 2: don't want to, I'm just not good at it. So
Speaker 2: I wasn't I wouldn't have done that, but he like
Speaker 2: really stayed focused on me.
Speaker 1: Which I I'm kind of proud. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: who knows? Who knows.
Speaker 2: There was one woman that was really trying to like
Speaker 2: which I don't think my friend who invited me even
Speaker 2: talks to this woman anymore so long ago, but she
Speaker 2: was really trying to.
Speaker 1: Like Bogart the situation, and he just wasn't having it.
Speaker 1: So you start talking.
Speaker 2: Hours go by we're talking about everything in life, but where.
Speaker 1: Are you talking? Like, did you do you like the.
Speaker 2: Veranda of this bar in the back and it's beautiful,
Speaker 2: and there's people coming up from the set, you know,
Speaker 2: people that worked with him. They're like, hey, buddy, hey,
Speaker 2: trying to kind of get into a conversation, and he
Speaker 2: would include them. He was really nice to everybody. But
Speaker 2: at one point, as I told you, somebody brought marijuana.
Speaker 2: They had pot, and he's passing it around. He smoked
Speaker 2: some and then he's like, do I go, I'll take
Speaker 2: some and he goes, no, no, be careful, this is
Speaker 2: movie star Potray said that yeah.
Speaker 1: I can handle it. And then that's where things took
Speaker 1: a turn.
Speaker 2: Oh before that, we did kiss, we made out, and
Speaker 2: then I smoked the pot. It was Snoop Dogg's pot.
Speaker 2: Apparently I got out of my mind. I did not
Speaker 2: know what reality was anymore. I thought I saw like
Speaker 2: Spider Man. I sort of got like there was a
Speaker 2: guy in red and I was like spider Man, No,
Speaker 2: it's not Spider Man.
Speaker 1: And Russell's like, yeah, you smoke too much? I think
Speaker 1: then did he was?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: And he was doing all I had these weird clunky
Speaker 2: sketcher shoes with these crazy like heat platform heels and
Speaker 2: they have it. They had a tie like you could
Speaker 2: tie you tie them, and they kept coming untied because
Speaker 2: you know me, every time they'd come untied, he'd bend
Speaker 2: down and tie my shoes.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's really cute.
Speaker 2: Kind of a gentleman making sure I was taking care
Speaker 2: of really really nice. And then I'm a little actually
Speaker 2: I'm not sure if I was high yet or not,
Speaker 2: but he asked me. He was like, Okay, what would
Speaker 2: you say if somebody asked you back to their hotel
Speaker 2: and you just like kind of couldn't you'd sign something
Speaker 2: and couldn't tell anybody, Like, what would you say about that?
Speaker 2: And I go, I'd first asked who the guy was.
Speaker 2: I was very proud of that joke. He was like,
Speaker 2: I mean, well it's me, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh, And I was like okay.
Speaker 2: And then I think either it kicked in the pot
Speaker 2: or I smoked after but whatever reason, there was no
Speaker 2: fucking way like the pot may have helped me, because
Speaker 2: it was like oh no, no, no, no, oh no no,
Speaker 2: like I don't even know where I am, and so
Speaker 2: I turned Oh, my friends, by the way, sorry, we'll
Speaker 2: get to this main story. But my friends left. They
Speaker 2: kept asking me if I wanted to leave. They're like,
Speaker 2: we need to go. It's like really late.
Speaker 1: They didn't see that you were flirting with Russell fucking Crow.
Speaker 1: They weren't half of them. There were five of them.
Speaker 2: Half of them were jealous and not having it, and
Speaker 2: half of them were just like ready to go because
Speaker 2: it's probably like an hour five hours of that.
Speaker 1: I get that, So like, okay, but this is pre
Speaker 1: uber So they wrote.
Speaker 2: One of them wrote down the address of where we
Speaker 2: were staying, and they were like, here's the address here,
Speaker 2: you call a cab and then you just call it.
Speaker 1: You'll you'll And I was like, fine, go why You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm with Russell Crow. He'll make sure I get home safely.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: He had been he had been a total gentleman, all right,
Speaker 2: That's what it was like. So obviously you're thinking that,
Speaker 2: You're like, and I'm thinking maybe I'll go home with him.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know where it's going to go. Then
Speaker 2: I got so high that I just couldn't understand what
Speaker 2: was going on. And then I was like, I need
Speaker 2: to leave. His assistant was standing there this woman and
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't know what to do, and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, I'll drive you home. Oh really, I got you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I had already told Russell. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I should come over, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think I told you this. He kept spelling my
Speaker 2: name like, he just kept going like cee c, I
Speaker 2: l y ceec. That's how he was preferring. I mean,
Speaker 2: it was a cute little thing he was doing. And
Speaker 2: then I was like, oh, he's funny, He's super funny.
Speaker 2: He okay, here's what I think it was that I
Speaker 2: don't think I ever told you. He was like, you
Speaker 2: kind of remind me of Sarah Silverman, and she is
Speaker 2: like kind of a buddy, but also like my favorite comic.
Speaker 2: So I think, oh, somehow my jewishness was incredibly attractive
Speaker 2: to him. But he was so nice and then I
Speaker 2: said no, and he's like okay, and then he just
Speaker 2: kind of moved on with his like he was no
Speaker 2: longer trying to get me to come up. He didn't
Speaker 2: like push it at all. This would be really awful
Speaker 2: if he had. He didn't, and I realized I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go there. I don't feel sick.
Speaker 2: I don't like it's not that he did anything wrong,
Speaker 2: but I just need to go sleep, you know, I
Speaker 2: need to go sleep.
Speaker 1: Sleep.
Speaker 2: Now, I got go sleep, I got go sleepe. So my, honestly,
Speaker 2: my my, whatever interaction with him was really positive.
Speaker 1: I think it's so funny like to be I mean,
Speaker 1: and not not that this has to do with being
Speaker 1: a comedian, because it's not like it happened, you know,
Speaker 1: at a gig, but I feel like, I like, you know,
Speaker 1: you hear these.
Speaker 2: People that are like, oh, that's like my call pass
Speaker 2: Like I would totally upset, like Wrussell pro I mean,
Speaker 2: he's you know, but.
Speaker 1: I would probably be like you. I would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just don't love a one night st.
Speaker 1: I don't. I wouldn't feel like, no, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't love that.
Speaker 2: With someone I don't know, even their famous famis Like
Speaker 2: if there are certain people that if you know, I
Speaker 2: Hugh Grant always comes to mind, I don't think now
Speaker 2: he's definitely kind.
Speaker 1: Of aged out of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but back then I probably would have gone home
Speaker 2: with someone. I mean, there are people, but it wasn't
Speaker 2: Russell was burlier than too. He'd thrown his hair out
Speaker 2: for the movie, and he was bigger. He wasn't big big,
Speaker 2: But I was like, I don't know how safe that
Speaker 2: would be. I'd barely like having sex with like my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: You know, yes, it would all be for the story
Speaker 1: is the is the And I thought the better story
Speaker 1: was not. At the end of the day, I was like,
Speaker 1: the better story is that I didn't go.
Speaker 2: Yes, anybody would have gone, so like, no, thanks, Well
Speaker 2: I'm shaved and wash my hair.
Speaker 1: Well, that was the other thing you told me is
Speaker 1: that you didn't know. You were like, I'd have to
Speaker 1: take off my hat.
Speaker 2: My hair was so madded down, and they were like,
Speaker 2: peace of it. It was pc. You could like see
Speaker 2: my scalp. You know.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 2: It was really bad. So that was another consideration. That
Speaker 2: was probably one of the main concerns. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 2: where is the hotel? How far is it out of town?
Speaker 2: How far is it from them? There's no uber Like,
Speaker 2: I'm not really that person. Wish I was, but anyway.
Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, So it so every time since then, since
Speaker 1: because that was a long time ago, every time every
Speaker 1: time you've heard stories about Russell Crowe, how did it
Speaker 1: make you feel like stories about him behaving batter kins.
Speaker 2: Of I weirdly felt protective, Like the one the hotel
Speaker 2: one that we were going to talk about. This brings us,
Speaker 2: This is going to bring us. We're coming to a
Speaker 2: new story news that the hotel one. I mean, I
Speaker 2: didn't think it's I don't think it's ever okay to
Speaker 2: like yell at people and throw things at them, like no.
Speaker 2: But I also a little bit of me because this
Speaker 2: happened right after literally a couple of years. So what
Speaker 2: was the story? I don't because I don't know that story. Well,
Speaker 2: what just came up was Russell Crowe. This was last year.
Speaker 2: The story happened in two thousand and five. He was
Speaker 2: really mad at a guy at the front desk of
Speaker 2: a hotel. He wanted something, he wasn't getting it, and
Speaker 2: he like threw something at the guy. So just last year,
Speaker 2: he breaks his silence on the infamous phone throwing arrest.
Speaker 2: He got arrested for it, oh in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've forgotten about that.
Speaker 1: So he's opened up.
Speaker 2: We're gonna it's gonna tell us twenty years on from
Speaker 2: the incident which saw him arrested for assault.
Speaker 1: Oh he hit this like hotel clerk, crow broke his silence.
Speaker 1: That's okay. No, it's not okay, and it's not okay.
Speaker 1: That I was like, you know, let's hear his side
Speaker 1: of the story. It's so nice to me. But he
Speaker 1: said this, He said, this is.
Speaker 2: Actually beautiful because this is this is the Russell I know.
Speaker 2: And I'm not even joking because he was funny and nice.
Speaker 2: Here's what he said to the Daily Telegraph. He said,
Speaker 2: I am a fan of regret. I see it as
Speaker 2: a great teacher. There's a lot of regrets based around
Speaker 2: that incident, but it is nothing that I don't under stand.
Speaker 1: So he's saying like it taught me.
Speaker 2: He references the dark period of his life and his
Speaker 2: band he has.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he had a band. He has a band
Speaker 1: called the Gentleman Barbers. Oh god, okay, I don't think
Speaker 1: he had that band. Then he might have had a
Speaker 1: different band.
Speaker 2: Which features a montage of footage and newspaper headlines, which
Speaker 2: kind of makes it seem like he's the victim there,
Speaker 2: but whatever. At the time, he who was in New
Speaker 2: York to promote the boxing movie Cinderellaman, which is awful.
Speaker 2: Was arrested in charge with assault by the NYPD for
Speaker 2: throwing a phone at a concierge at the Mercer Hotel,
Speaker 2: and there's footage of it. Oh he was hot back then.
Speaker 2: See I got him at the unhottest time. That was
Speaker 2: really hot for a beautiful mind. Then he got real
Speaker 2: burly and weird for where I had him. Then he
Speaker 2: got hot again.
Speaker 1: He was hot. Yeah, who's the real victim here me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Like, not cool.
Speaker 2: He explained that he was trying to place a long
Speaker 2: distance call to his then wife, who he was not
Speaker 2: married to by the way, when we had our little thing,
Speaker 2: but not Ossie singer Danielle Spencer, so he was frustrated
Speaker 2: that he couldn't get through.
Speaker 1: To her, which is not great.
Speaker 2: He said, Look, man, at sixty one, I can forgive
Speaker 2: my bad days, although you know he should have them
Speaker 2: forgive him not.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I'm glad he can. Glad he's
Speaker 1: so generous with himself.
Speaker 2: Yes, he says, I'm not at all one of those
Speaker 2: people that say you shouldn't have regrets. I absolutely respect regret.
Speaker 2: Brett is one of the greatest processes. He said, the
Speaker 2: keys to embrace it, move on, grow, you get better,
Speaker 2: you get smarter, and that's how you deal with things.
Speaker 2: He said that formula may sound glib to someone who's
Speaker 2: going through a tough period, but he believes it's the
Speaker 2: only way to quote get to the other side fair enough.
Speaker 1: That sounds a little like maybe sobriety ish, Yeah maybe maybe.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know he had God damn, he was
Speaker 1: cute in this era. All right, okay, but so he's done,
Speaker 1: So he's done a new thing. Oh and I lost
Speaker 1: my I lost my article about it, call it back up.
Speaker 1: I'll just keep reminiscing about. Oh and I had the
Speaker 1: video up and ready to go too, So let me
Speaker 1: just yeah, keep reminiscing for one moment. TMZ smelled nice.
Speaker 2: The Australian accent is fun because you don't always hear that,
Speaker 2: so it was always is kind of like jarring to
Speaker 2: hear it because he usually doesn't play an Aussie.
Speaker 1: That was cute. Yeah, I go. The people I hook
Speaker 1: up with instead of him are so stupid. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on for one moment, Pause for one moment. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: as I was saying, there's a news story, new story
Speaker 1: where Russell Crow. He was outside of Paris Hotel and
Speaker 1: he was saying, everybody got their autograph and selfie. Oh no, okay,
Speaker 1: that's the update. Okay, let's listen to this. I think
Speaker 1: this is him being crazy. Love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, stay where you are, I'll come to you and
Speaker 3: everybody spike as soon as somebody is a dick and
Speaker 3: go yes.
Speaker 1: So I said, as soon as someone's a dick going,
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, he's signing, signing autographs.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I like it. So then these guys, can you add Maximus?
Speaker 1: The guy says okay, So the guy says, can you
Speaker 1: add He's he's signing everybody's thing. And the guy goes,
Speaker 1: can you add Maximus? And he goes, no, like that,
Speaker 1: say that Maximus. That's first of all, that's the whole story.
Speaker 2: They're they're just trying to bring my man down. First
Speaker 2: of all, how hot is that Australian accent right there?
Speaker 2: He's like and there have been so many people that
Speaker 2: are famous that have done so much like Anne Hathaway
Speaker 2: isn't a tour awful, but like I would be too
Speaker 2: if people were in Imagine the anxiety we already have
Speaker 2: with people up in your face like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to tell them, you got to tell
Speaker 1: him she does that to you.
Speaker 2: She'd be like, I cannot sign everything, thank you so
Speaker 2: much for coming goodbye. Like she's very boundary setting, which.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this is what this is what they said
Speaker 1: about him, which I think is crazy. Russell Crowe wasn't
Speaker 1: here for the absolute chaos outside his Paris hotel, setting
Speaker 1: some clear boundaries with fans before he got to work
Speaker 1: signing their autographs, and then says, check out the clip.
Speaker 1: He puts autograph hunters firmly back in their lane after
Speaker 1: the crowd started edging way too close for comfort, barking out,
Speaker 1: stay where you are, don't fucking push in on me.
Speaker 1: All come to you. Give everyone space. He's not even
Speaker 1: saying just give me space. He's saying give everyone space.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: If that warning somehow wasn't crystal clear, he followed it
Speaker 1: up with a pretty simple policy. As soon as someone
Speaker 1: is a dick, I'm gone, we clear, okay. Then it
Speaker 1: says fair enough, yeah right, and then it says spoiler alert.
Speaker 1: This wasn't one of those celeb moments where everyone laughs
Speaker 1: and Russell suddenly starts happily signing away Nope. He still
Speaker 1: looked fully checked out, and things got dark. Word when
Speaker 1: one fan tried asking for a special sign, I got
Speaker 1: flat out rejected. Moral of the story, if you get
Speaker 1: a little out of hand during a celeb meet and greet,
Speaker 1: don't act shock when the star starts starts acting full gladiator.
Speaker 1: He was not acting full Gladiator even a little bit.
Speaker 1: I would be way worse. I'd be like, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of my way. I would be there. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 1: there's no way I could handle that. So he's responded,
Speaker 1: and he basically all he said was everybody got their
Speaker 1: autograph and selfie. The passage through the hotel was kept
Speaker 1: free for guests, and I still got to the airport
Speaker 1: on time. I like that, And see that's my guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's a big dude. He's a big man. I always
Speaker 1: had this dream that I would meet him again. There
Speaker 1: were chance, a couple of little chances that I wanted
Speaker 1: to like that. I it's like, how do you how
Speaker 1: do you bring that up in front of his publicist
Speaker 1: because he was at the lay Miss when I was
Speaker 1: at the Lame miser Ale. But I went to that premiere.
Speaker 2: Anne Hathaway, huh and I was like, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be my chance.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what year it was.
Speaker 2: I think I was dating Jeff because he was you know,
Speaker 2: that's how I got into those premieres, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this will be I'll make it right.
Speaker 1: I'll be like Russell Member.
Speaker 2: And then I just got to I and like just
Speaker 2: wandered off member and my boyfriend at the time was like, don't.
Speaker 1: Do that, please please don't. But I would have I
Speaker 1: think if i'd had the chance. But I didn't have
Speaker 1: the chance. He was surrounded all the time.
Speaker 2: But I always have this dream, like I wish you
Speaker 2: would do a movie that he'd get a Critics Choice nomination,
Speaker 2: because then I could just try to kind of find
Speaker 2: him at the show. You know.
Speaker 1: It's funny and I'm not trying to I have this
Speaker 1: problem and this is this is a whole other show,
Speaker 1: and this is kind of reminiscent of bored af but
Speaker 1: it's all combined now. But I have had this. I've
Speaker 1: had this situation happen where a guy has told somebody
Speaker 1: that they fully dated me, like several dates, and I
Speaker 1: don't have any idea who they are, so I remember,
Speaker 1: you think they're lying it I don't. There's somebody and
Speaker 1: I believe you know the person who said, oh I
Speaker 1: dated her, and I do you you give me a
Speaker 1: long time ago. Oh I don't even remember the guy.
Speaker 1: It was like somebody that you knew from like Bruce
Speaker 1: Smith's agency, like he worked there from omnipod. Yes, he
Speaker 1: worked there, he was like a junior agent or I
Speaker 1: don't know. And you told me this guy says that
Speaker 1: you guys dated, and I was like, I'm never a
Speaker 1: recollection that this was the guy named.
Speaker 2: Like was the guy named like PJ or something or
Speaker 2: was that ring? But I don't think I knew him
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I mean, well, somebody told you that he this guy
Speaker 1: and I dated, and I was like, I am so sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel really bad, but I have no recollection of
Speaker 1: that person that name. So I imagine if I can't
Speaker 1: even remember somebody that I actually went on several dates
Speaker 1: with that he might not remember.
Speaker 2: He definely wouldn't remember someone he hit on when he
Speaker 2: was like asking me to sign an NDA for the night,
Speaker 2: and like, you know, this is probably something that happens
Speaker 2: a lot, but that would be hilarious because he was
Speaker 2: a little fucked up at the time. You know, drinking
Speaker 2: and smoking or whatever. I could just say whatever, like
Speaker 2: I had your baby, which, by the way, my dad
Speaker 2: when we when we came back from Mexico and I
Speaker 2: got service like, it's kind of odd because I didn't
Speaker 2: usually tell my dad stuff like this.
Speaker 1: We just didn't talk about like making out. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just never discussed these kind of things with him,
Speaker 2: uh huh. Obviously, but I told him. I was like,
Speaker 2: and then I didn't go, and he's like, you should
Speaker 2: have gone. You could like we could have just shaken
Speaker 2: him down, and he was kind of joking, but sort
Speaker 2: of probably not.
Speaker 1: I guess I didn't even think of the angle of
Speaker 1: getting pregnant.
Speaker 2: I could have done that and then been set for
Speaker 2: life the angle.
Speaker 1: But I could just tell him anything, be like we
Speaker 1: dated for like a month. You don't remember. It was
Speaker 1: so fun. I'm sure in the fine print of that
Speaker 1: non disclosure was something about like if you try to
Speaker 1: trick me and get pregnant, I have nothing to do
Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, probabably really got that his bases covered.
Speaker 1: There was no world in which I could have signed
Speaker 1: and not.
Speaker 2: I couldn't didn't, even like I said, I thought Sasquatch
Speaker 2: was at the party. I had no idea what was
Speaker 2: going on, and that was not his fault. He warned me,
Speaker 2: He's like, this is really strong, pot this is insane.
Speaker 2: You cannot handle this. I'm like, dude, I'm a comic
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles? Are you creat of course I can
Speaker 2: handle it.
Speaker 1: Were there any other celebrities there? No, nobody.
Speaker 2: There was nobody there. I didn't even know who else
Speaker 2: was in the movie. I don't remember. And if they
Speaker 2: were there, I didn't I didn't take them in. I
Speaker 2: don't remember there being anyone else there. I mean, there
Speaker 2: are other people there, but no one Faymous right right,
Speaker 2: because this wasn't a premiere, this was cast and crew.
Speaker 2: Kind of actually weirdly surprising that he was there, to
Speaker 2: be honest, I don't think that's not the kind of
Speaker 2: thing that an A list really even goes to.
Speaker 1: But he did. What if it was what if it
Speaker 1: was his stand in, Oh my god, I'll never know.
Speaker 1: You'll never know.
Speaker 2: Feel like it wasn't because he had that thing where
Speaker 2: people circle around, you know, how stars are, you know,
Speaker 2: people are looking out on the eye.
Speaker 1: Would have been I don't think so, though, If they
Speaker 1: just really respect Russell's stand in. They're just like, we
Speaker 1: can't have anything happen to this guy. There's no one
Speaker 1: else that looks at us like Russell right now to
Speaker 1: like do this job. So just protect Russell's stand in.
Speaker 1: It all costs anyway, all Right, this was a whatever,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I want to like look like I want
Speaker 2: to be someone Russell would be proud of, h.
Speaker 1: Not just for being Jewish. All right, guys, Okay, bye
Speaker 1: you bye,