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<v Speaker 1>What's up, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me Cecily here with Stephanie, and you know, as always,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got stuff to talk about because we promised we would.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it just it feels like almost every day

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<v Speaker 1>there's something to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there definitely is almost every day, not even I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't even say almost. It almost feels like there's news

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<v Speaker 2>and it's new new news. Oh my god, wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that ever occur to you that that's why it's

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<v Speaker 2>called news? Oh my goshheels so high right now?

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<v Speaker 1>News news? It's news? What's new? What's new? What's news?

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<v Speaker 1>The news? And they added an S to it? Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't they just call it new like tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>News newsies? Do you know what today is? Dada? Is

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<v Speaker 2>election day for us? Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Tuesday? Is it the It's the four? Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>when this is airing? Yes, that took me a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I can now. This is the first time. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to say this, and I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>get into it, but this is the first time I've

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<v Speaker 2>never been super early with my ballot. You know how

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<v Speaker 2>I love to vote saying very serious, we both are.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I still drop it off? At a drop like

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<v Speaker 2>I can walk down to the drop box and drop

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<v Speaker 2>it off like ye weekend right, yeah, oh yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna like I might vote in person. Here's why, Here's

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<v Speaker 2>why can I can?

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<v Speaker 1>I can? I tell you something, even though we have

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<v Speaker 1>a whole show planned. But then this is not this

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<v Speaker 1>is off topic of what we're talking about. But I

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<v Speaker 1>have been wildly vacillating between and You're good. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be freaked out by what I'm saying. I'm ready, I

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<v Speaker 1>can do it. I might vote for Spencer Pratt. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just kidding. I have been very confused between be

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah and Steyer. I'm here. I might vote for Tomas.

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<v Speaker 1>I got you. It's okay. I think we're good either way.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that they're both perfectly fine to go up

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<v Speaker 2>against the talk show host from Britain, Hilton. Yes, defa

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<v Speaker 2>so bizarre. I think we're safe. A lot of my

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<v Speaker 2>friends are voting for Styre, and I have, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people endorsed him. I'm personally not, but

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<v Speaker 2>I might. You know, who knows. Maybe I'll change my

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<v Speaker 2>mind in a day. I think I think he's a

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<v Speaker 2>better debater, and that's not nothing and I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he has a past, but everybody has a past,

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<v Speaker 2>They've done anything in this life.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's got something. He has a past, and we could

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<v Speaker 1>be I could be getting fooled, but be Sarah is

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<v Speaker 1>also a bureaucrat, and I like a bureaucrat, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that I do. I like the most sterist. I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I like him, I trust him. I think that there's

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<v Speaker 2>some stuff that isn't fantastic, but that's how this country's

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be. Like, that's the checks and balances that

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't want checks and balances on trans rights,

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<v Speaker 1>and I believe I believe that he's hedged a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>And I need I need a progressive who is full

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<v Speaker 1>on like human rights, like I need that a stire. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate humans, so I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a humanist's I don't like the humans. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that they're probably on the same page when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to they're both liberal, they're both Democrats, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're going to be like these crazy

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<v Speaker 1>buck faces. I don't know. Neither one of them is

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<v Speaker 1>a fuck face. But but Sarah let's just say, is

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<v Speaker 1>not as clear on how he feels about certain issues

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<v Speaker 1>within the bigger issue, and Tom Steyer is very clear. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I do like that, and I'm happy with either one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going now when it comes to Mayor, We've got

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<v Speaker 2>a whole other issue and we gotta we got to

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<v Speaker 2>come together on this because Pratt is he is rising up.

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<v Speaker 1>My kidding god, we cannot believe this up. We can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe that we've lost our sweet Heather Dubrow, who was

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<v Speaker 1>probably never that sweet, but who's supporting Spencer Pratt Like,

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<v Speaker 1>fuck off, Heather rageous.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of people that are showing up doing it,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's I think we're okay, but like you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>don't be dumb if you're in California anyway. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>so let talk about Oh go ahead, please you lead

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<v Speaker 2>us into promised Land.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, today, today we're talking about Russell Crowe. Now, this

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<v Speaker 1>story came up first of all, Cecily loves Russell Crowe.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you I do? Do you want to start with

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<v Speaker 1>your Russell crow story? I mean sure, Now, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>listened to us.

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<v Speaker 2>For a while on bord af we definitely talked about it,

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<v Speaker 2>Then I've mentioned a few times, and I may have

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm going to make out, if I get to

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<v Speaker 2>make out with an A list celebrity, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about him so years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say it was like, oh, through whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>I went with a group of girlfriends. My friend got

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<v Speaker 2>like her uncle had a house on the beach in Mexico,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, you guys want to go And it

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<v Speaker 2>was incredible.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the kind of thing you see in

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<v Speaker 1>the movies. This time that doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>So we go down there and I was on one

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<v Speaker 2>of my kicks, you know how I get about like

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<v Speaker 2>not showering.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not even joking. I'm not trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>like Liz Lemon. I'm not trying. That just is real

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<v Speaker 1>for me.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I don't like to get all me. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really even know how to do my makeup. If

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<v Speaker 2>you've ever seen me with makeup, I've had it professionally

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<v Speaker 2>done and you know that, right. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>to do my hair. Oh, I don't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>do shit. Okay, So that's important to the story because

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<v Speaker 2>we go down there and you're still with me, right,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, okay, I didn't know for my Okay. So

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<v Speaker 2>we go down there and I'm like, all right, you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just girls. This is a no boy's sitch. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>lay out like not using sunscreen all this stuff. And

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<v Speaker 2>there was a dive bar just down the street. This

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<v Speaker 2>dive bar just on a dirt road, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where we're going for dinner. Everybody just get ready,

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<v Speaker 2>we're getting pictures or whatever. And then I just I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, let's not even like shave, let's not shower,

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<v Speaker 2>let's just go.

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<v Speaker 1>I put on a cowboy hat, no makeup. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it was ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>We go and for some reason, the first person we

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<v Speaker 2>see kind of pouching in the shadows is Russell Crowe,

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<v Speaker 2>because he's there too. They were doing a cast and

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<v Speaker 2>crew party for Master and Commander, the movie. He had

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<v Speaker 2>just finished Wow for whatever reason. And I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 2>to put myself down, but I was with a group

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<v Speaker 2>of cute women. He took a liking to me. I

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<v Speaker 2>think he liked the cowboy hat. He liked my swagger.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, because I didn't give a shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I really didn't, and he liked it. So he had

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<v Speaker 2>he had a drink sent over. It was a whole thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm looking to like the gentleman. I'm like, you mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Russell Crowe is that the gentleman? Then he spends the

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<v Speaker 2>whole night a week out.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get there, hold on, though, let's slow this,

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<v Speaker 1>slow this down off tiny bit so you get there

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<v Speaker 1>and you see him, you recognize him, are there?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I didn't recognize him at first until he sent.

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<v Speaker 1>The drink over. Oh, and then you look over and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, yeah, but you recognize.

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<v Speaker 2>See all these sort of movie type people and I

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<v Speaker 2>have someone I'm like, oh yeah, I mean it's definitely

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<v Speaker 2>he's got the Australian accent burly. So we're like thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>and then we go outside and he's kind of elnes

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<v Speaker 2>for me or our group, but he really is. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not good at fighting for guys. Like if I'm with

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<v Speaker 2>a group of women and there's women that are really

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<v Speaker 2>more into it than me, Like, it's not that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to, I'm just not good at it. So

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't I wouldn't have done that, but he like

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<v Speaker 2>really stayed focused on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Which I I'm kind of proud. I don't know why,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows? Who knows.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one woman that was really trying to like

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<v Speaker 2>which I don't think my friend who invited me even

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<v Speaker 2>talks to this woman anymore so long ago, but she

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<v Speaker 2>was really trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Bogart the situation, and he just wasn't having it.

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<v Speaker 1>So you start talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Hours go by we're talking about everything in life, but where.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking? Like, did you do you like the.

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<v Speaker 2>Veranda of this bar in the back and it's beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's people coming up from the set, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people that worked with him. They're like, hey, buddy, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to kind of get into a conversation, and he

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<v Speaker 2>would include them. He was really nice to everybody. But

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<v Speaker 2>at one point, as I told you, somebody brought marijuana.

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<v Speaker 2>They had pot, and he's passing it around. He smoked

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<v Speaker 2>Oh before that, we did kiss, we made out, and

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<v Speaker 1>And Russell's like, yeah, you smoke too much? I think

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<v Speaker 2>And he was doing all I had these weird clunky

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure if I was high yet or not,

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<v Speaker 2>but he asked me. He was like, Okay, what would

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<v Speaker 2>and you just like kind of couldn't you'd sign something

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<v Speaker 2>And I go, I'd first asked who the guy was.

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<v Speaker 2>I was very proud of that joke. He was like,

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<v Speaker 2>And then I think either it kicked in the pot

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<v Speaker 2>or I smoked after but whatever reason, there was no

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<v Speaker 2>it was like oh no, no, no, no, oh no no,

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<v Speaker 2>like I don't even know where I am, and so

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<v Speaker 2>I turned Oh, my friends, by the way, sorry, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to this main story. But my friends left. They

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<v Speaker 2>kept asking me if I wanted to leave. They're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we need to go. It's like really late.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't see that you were flirting with Russell fucking Crow.

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't half of them. There were five of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Half of them were jealous and not having it, and

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<v Speaker 2>half of them were just like ready to go because

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<v Speaker 2>it's probably like an hour five hours of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that, So like, okay, but this is pre

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<v Speaker 1>uber So they wrote.

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<v Speaker 2>One of them wrote down the address of where we

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<v Speaker 2>were staying, and they were like, here's the address here,

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<v Speaker 2>you call a cab and then you just call it.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll you'll And I was like, fine, go why You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm with Russell Crow. He'll make sure I get home safely.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>He had been he had been a total gentleman, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it was like. So obviously you're thinking that,

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, and I'm thinking maybe I'll go home with him.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't know where it's going to go. Then

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<v Speaker 2>I got so high that I just couldn't understand what

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I don't know what to do, and she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, I'll drive you home. Oh really, I got you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then I had already told Russell. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I should come over, and he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I think I told you this. He kept spelling my

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<v Speaker 2>name like, he just kept going like cee c, I

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<v Speaker 2>l y ceec. That's how he was preferring. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a cute little thing he was doing. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like, oh, he's funny, He's super funny.

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<v Speaker 2>He okay, here's what I think it was that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I ever told you. He was like, you

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<v Speaker 2>kind of remind me of Sarah Silverman, and she is

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of a buddy, but also like my favorite comic.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think, oh, somehow my jewishness was incredibly attractive

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<v Speaker 2>to him. But he was so nice and then I

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<v Speaker 2>said no, and he's like okay, and then he just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of moved on with his like he was no

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<v Speaker 2>longer trying to get me to come up. He didn't

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<v Speaker 2>like push it at all. This would be really awful

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<v Speaker 2>if he had. He didn't, and I realized I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go there. I don't feel sick.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it's not that he did anything wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just need to go sleep, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>need to go sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I got go sleep, I got go sleepe. So my, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>my my, whatever interaction with him was really positive.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's so funny like to be I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and not not that this has to do with being

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<v Speaker 1>a comedian, because it's not like it happened, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at a gig, but I feel like, I like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you hear these.

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<v Speaker 2>People that are like, oh, that's like my call pass

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<v Speaker 2>Like I would totally upset, like Wrussell pro I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>he's you know, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I would probably be like you. I would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I just don't love a one night st.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I wouldn't feel like, no, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't love that.

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<v Speaker 2>With someone I don't know, even their famous famis Like

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<v Speaker 2>if there are certain people that if you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>Hugh Grant always comes to mind, I don't think now

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<v Speaker 2>he's definitely kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of aged out of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but back then I probably would have gone home

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<v Speaker 2>with someone. I mean, there are people, but it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>Russell was burlier than too. He'd thrown his hair out

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<v Speaker 2>for the movie, and he was bigger. He wasn't big big,

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, I don't know how safe that

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yes, it would all be for the story

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<v Speaker 1>is the is the And I thought the better story

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<v Speaker 1>was not. At the end of the day, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>the better story is that I didn't go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, anybody would have gone, so like, no, thanks, Well

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<v Speaker 2>I'm shaved and wash my hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that was the other thing you told me is

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<v Speaker 1>that you didn't know. You were like, I'd have to

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<v Speaker 1>take off my hat.

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<v Speaker 2>My hair was so madded down, and they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>peace of it. It was pc. You could like see

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<v Speaker 2>my scalp. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really bad. So that was another consideration. That

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<v Speaker 2>was probably one of the main concerns. Yeah, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where is the hotel? How far is it out of town?

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<v Speaker 2>How far is it from them? There's no uber Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really that person. Wish I was, but anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Okay, So it so every time since then, since

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<v Speaker 1>because that was a long time ago, every time every

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<v Speaker 1>time you've heard stories about Russell Crowe, how did it

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<v Speaker 1>make you feel like stories about him behaving batter kins.

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<v Speaker 2>Of I weirdly felt protective, Like the one the hotel

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<v Speaker 2>one that we were going to talk about. This brings us,

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<v Speaker 2>This is going to bring us. We're coming to a

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<v Speaker 2>new story news that the hotel one. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't think it's I don't think it's ever okay to

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<v Speaker 2>like yell at people and throw things at them, like no.

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<v Speaker 2>But I also a little bit of me because this

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<v Speaker 2>happened right after literally a couple of years. So what

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<v Speaker 2>was the story? I don't because I don't know that story. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what just came up was Russell Crowe. This was last year.

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<v Speaker 2>The story happened in two thousand and five. He was

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<v Speaker 2>really mad at a guy at the front desk of

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<v Speaker 2>a hotel. He wanted something, he wasn't getting it, and

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<v Speaker 2>he like threw something at the guy. So just last year,

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<v Speaker 2>he breaks his silence on the infamous phone throwing arrest.

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<v Speaker 2>He got arrested for it, oh in New York. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I've forgotten about that.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's opened up.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna it's gonna tell us twenty years on from

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<v Speaker 2>the incident which saw him arrested for assault.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he hit this like hotel clerk, crow broke his silence.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. No, it's not okay, and it's not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That I was like, you know, let's hear his side

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<v Speaker 1>of the story. It's so nice to me. But he

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<v Speaker 1>said this, He said, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually beautiful because this is this is the Russell I know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not even joking because he was funny and nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's what he said to the Daily Telegraph. He said,

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<v Speaker 2>I am a fan of regret. I see it as

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<v Speaker 2>a great teacher. There's a lot of regrets based around

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<v Speaker 2>that incident, but it is nothing that I don't under stand.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's saying like it taught me.

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<v Speaker 2>He references the dark period of his life and his

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<v Speaker 2>band he has.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he had a band. He has a band

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<v Speaker 1>called the Gentleman Barbers. Oh god, okay, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>he had that band. Then he might have had a

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<v Speaker 1>different band.

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<v Speaker 2>Which features a montage of footage and newspaper headlines, which

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<v Speaker 2>kind of makes it seem like he's the victim there,

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<v Speaker 2>but whatever. At the time, he who was in New

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<v Speaker 2>York to promote the boxing movie Cinderellaman, which is awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Was arrested in charge with assault by the NYPD for

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<v Speaker 2>throwing a phone at a concierge at the Mercer Hotel,

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<v Speaker 2>and there's footage of it. Oh he was hot back then.

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<v Speaker 2>See I got him at the unhottest time. That was

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<v Speaker 2>really hot for a beautiful mind. Then he got real

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<v Speaker 2>burly and weird for where I had him. Then he

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<v Speaker 2>got hot again.

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<v Speaker 1>He was hot. Yeah, who's the real victim here me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm saying. Like, not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>He explained that he was trying to place a long

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<v Speaker 2>distance call to his then wife, who he was not

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<v Speaker 2>married to by the way, when we had our little thing,

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<v Speaker 2>but not Ossie singer Danielle Spencer, so he was frustrated

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<v Speaker 2>that he couldn't get through.

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<v Speaker 1>To her, which is not great.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, Look, man, at sixty one, I can forgive

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<v Speaker 2>my bad days, although you know he should have them

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<v Speaker 2>forgive him not.

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I'm glad he can. Glad he's

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he says, I'm not at all one of those

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<v Speaker 2>people that say you shouldn't have regrets. I absolutely respect regret.

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<v Speaker 2>Brett is one of the greatest processes. He said, the

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<v Speaker 2>keys to embrace it, move on, grow, you get better,

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<v Speaker 2>you get smarter, and that's how you deal with things.

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<v Speaker 2>He said that formula may sound glib to someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>going through a tough period, but he believes it's the

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<v Speaker 2>only way to quote get to the other side fair enough.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds a little like maybe sobriety ish, Yeah maybe maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know he had God damn, he was

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<v Speaker 1>cute in this era. All right, okay, but so he's done,

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<v Speaker 1>So he's done a new thing. Oh and I lost

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<v Speaker 1>my I lost my article about it, call it back up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just keep reminiscing about. Oh and I had the

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<v Speaker 1>video up and ready to go too, So let me

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, keep reminiscing for one moment. TMZ smelled nice.

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<v Speaker 2>The Australian accent is fun because you don't always hear that,

422
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<v Speaker 2>so it was always is kind of like jarring to

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<v Speaker 2>hear it because he usually doesn't play an Aussie.

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<v Speaker 1>That was cute. Yeah, I go. The people I hook

425
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<v Speaker 1>up with instead of him are so stupid. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on for one moment, Pause for one moment. Okay, So,

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<v Speaker 1>as I was saying, there's a news story, new story

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<v Speaker 1>where Russell Crow. He was outside of Paris Hotel and

429
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<v Speaker 1>he was saying, everybody got their autograph and selfie. Oh no, okay,

430
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<v Speaker 1>that's the update. Okay, let's listen to this. I think

431
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<v Speaker 1>this is him being crazy. Love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, stay where you are, I'll come to you and

433
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<v Speaker 3>everybody spike as soon as somebody is a dick and

434
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<v Speaker 3>go yes.

435
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<v Speaker 1>So I said, as soon as someone's a dick going,

436
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<v Speaker 1>I love that. Yeah, he's signing, signing autographs.

437
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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. So then these guys, can you add Maximus?

439
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<v Speaker 1>The guy says okay, So the guy says, can you

440
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<v Speaker 1>add He's he's signing everybody's thing. And the guy goes,

441
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<v Speaker 1>can you add Maximus? And he goes, no, like that,

442
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<v Speaker 1>say that Maximus. That's first of all, that's the whole story.

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<v Speaker 2>They're they're just trying to bring my man down. First

444
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<v Speaker 2>of all, how hot is that Australian accent right there?

445
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<v Speaker 2>He's like and there have been so many people that

446
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<v Speaker 2>are famous that have done so much like Anne Hathaway

447
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<v Speaker 2>isn't a tour awful, but like I would be too

448
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<v Speaker 2>if people were in Imagine the anxiety we already have

449
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<v Speaker 2>with people up in your face like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you got to tell them, you got to tell

451
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<v Speaker 1>him she does that to you.

452
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<v Speaker 2>She'd be like, I cannot sign everything, thank you so

453
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<v Speaker 2>much for coming goodbye. Like she's very boundary setting, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, this is what this is what they said

455
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<v Speaker 1>about him, which I think is crazy. Russell Crowe wasn't

456
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<v Speaker 1>here for the absolute chaos outside his Paris hotel, setting

457
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<v Speaker 1>some clear boundaries with fans before he got to work

458
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<v Speaker 1>signing their autographs, and then says, check out the clip.

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<v Speaker 1>He puts autograph hunters firmly back in their lane after

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd started edging way too close for comfort, barking out,

461
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<v Speaker 1>stay where you are, don't fucking push in on me.

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<v Speaker 1>All come to you. Give everyone space. He's not even

463
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<v Speaker 1>saying just give me space. He's saying give everyone space.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>If that warning somehow wasn't crystal clear, he followed it

466
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<v Speaker 1>up with a pretty simple policy. As soon as someone

467
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<v Speaker 1>is a dick, I'm gone, we clear, okay. Then it

468
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<v Speaker 1>says fair enough, yeah right, and then it says spoiler alert.

469
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<v Speaker 1>This wasn't one of those celeb moments where everyone laughs

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<v Speaker 1>and Russell suddenly starts happily signing away Nope. He still

471
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<v Speaker 1>looked fully checked out, and things got dark. Word when

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<v Speaker 1>one fan tried asking for a special sign, I got

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<v Speaker 1>flat out rejected. Moral of the story, if you get

474
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<v Speaker 1>a little out of hand during a celeb meet and greet,

475
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<v Speaker 1>don't act shock when the star starts starts acting full gladiator.

476
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<v Speaker 1>He was not acting full Gladiator even a little bit.

477
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<v Speaker 1>I would be way worse. I'd be like, get the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck out of my way. I would be there. I mean, honestly,

479
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<v Speaker 1>there's no way I could handle that. So he's responded,

480
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<v Speaker 1>and he basically all he said was everybody got their

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<v Speaker 1>autograph and selfie. The passage through the hotel was kept

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<v Speaker 1>free for guests, and I still got to the airport

483
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<v Speaker 1>on time. I like that, And see that's my guy. Yeah,

484
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<v Speaker 1>he's a big dude. He's a big man. I always

485
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<v Speaker 1>had this dream that I would meet him again. There

486
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<v Speaker 1>were chance, a couple of little chances that I wanted

487
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<v Speaker 1>to like that. I it's like, how do you how

488
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<v Speaker 1>do you bring that up in front of his publicist

489
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<v Speaker 1>because he was at the lay Miss when I was

490
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<v Speaker 1>at the Lame miser Ale. But I went to that premiere.

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<v Speaker 2>Anne Hathaway, huh and I was like, this is gonna

492
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<v Speaker 2>be my chance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what year it was.

494
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<v Speaker 2>I think I was dating Jeff because he was you know,

495
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<v Speaker 2>that's how I got into those premieres, and I was like,

496
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<v Speaker 2>this will be I'll make it right.

497
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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like Russell Member.

498
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<v Speaker 2>And then I just got to I and like just

499
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<v Speaker 2>wandered off member and my boyfriend at the time was like, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that, please please don't. But I would have I

501
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<v Speaker 1>think if i'd had the chance. But I didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>the chance. He was surrounded all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>But I always have this dream, like I wish you

504
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<v Speaker 2>would do a movie that he'd get a Critics Choice nomination,

505
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<v Speaker 2>because then I could just try to kind of find

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<v Speaker 2>him at the show. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny and I'm not trying to I have this

508
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<v Speaker 1>problem and this is this is a whole other show,

509
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<v Speaker 1>and this is kind of reminiscent of bored af but

510
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<v Speaker 1>it's all combined now. But I have had this. I've

511
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<v Speaker 1>had this situation happen where a guy has told somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that they fully dated me, like several dates, and I

513
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<v Speaker 1>don't have any idea who they are, so I remember,

514
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<v Speaker 1>you think they're lying it I don't. There's somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you know the person who said, oh I

516
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<v Speaker 1>dated her, and I do you you give me a

517
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<v Speaker 1>long time ago. Oh I don't even remember the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like somebody that you knew from like Bruce

519
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<v Speaker 1>Smith's agency, like he worked there from omnipod. Yes, he

520
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<v Speaker 1>worked there, he was like a junior agent or I

521
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<v Speaker 1>don't know. And you told me this guy says that

522
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<v Speaker 1>you guys dated, and I was like, I'm never a

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<v Speaker 1>recollection that this was the guy named.

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<v Speaker 2>Like was the guy named like PJ or something or

525
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<v Speaker 2>was that ring? But I don't think I knew him

526
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<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, somebody told you that he this guy

528
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<v Speaker 1>and I dated, and I was like, I am so sorry.

529
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<v Speaker 1>I feel really bad, but I have no recollection of

530
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<v Speaker 1>that person that name. So I imagine if I can't

531
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<v Speaker 1>even remember somebody that I actually went on several dates

532
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<v Speaker 1>with that he might not remember.

533
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<v Speaker 2>He definely wouldn't remember someone he hit on when he

534
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<v Speaker 2>was like asking me to sign an NDA for the night,

535
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<v Speaker 2>and like, you know, this is probably something that happens

536
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<v Speaker 2>a lot, but that would be hilarious because he was

537
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<v Speaker 2>a little fucked up at the time. You know, drinking

538
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<v Speaker 2>and smoking or whatever. I could just say whatever, like

539
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<v Speaker 2>I had your baby, which, by the way, my dad

540
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<v Speaker 2>when we when we came back from Mexico and I

541
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<v Speaker 2>got service like, it's kind of odd because I didn't

542
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<v Speaker 2>usually tell my dad stuff like this.

543
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<v Speaker 1>We just didn't talk about like making out. I didn't.

544
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<v Speaker 2>I just never discussed these kind of things with him,

545
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<v Speaker 2>uh huh. Obviously, but I told him. I was like,

546
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<v Speaker 2>and then I didn't go, and he's like, you should

547
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<v Speaker 2>have gone. You could like we could have just shaken

548
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<v Speaker 2>him down, and he was kind of joking, but sort

549
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<v Speaker 2>of probably not.

550
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<v Speaker 1>I guess I didn't even think of the angle of

551
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<v Speaker 1>getting pregnant.

552
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<v Speaker 2>I could have done that and then been set for

553
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<v Speaker 2>life the angle.

554
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<v Speaker 1>But I could just tell him anything, be like we

555
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<v Speaker 1>dated for like a month. You don't remember. It was

556
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<v Speaker 1>so fun. I'm sure in the fine print of that

557
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<v Speaker 1>non disclosure was something about like if you try to

558
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<v Speaker 1>trick me and get pregnant, I have nothing to do

559
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<v Speaker 1>with it. Yeah, probabably really got that his bases covered.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no world in which I could have signed

561
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<v Speaker 1>and not.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't didn't, even like I said, I thought Sasquatch

563
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<v Speaker 2>was at the party. I had no idea what was

564
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<v Speaker 2>going on, and that was not his fault. He warned me,

565
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<v Speaker 2>He's like, this is really strong, pot this is insane.

566
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<v Speaker 2>You cannot handle this. I'm like, dude, I'm a comic

567
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<v Speaker 2>in Los Angeles? Are you creat of course I can

568
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<v Speaker 2>handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>Were there any other celebrities there? No, nobody.

570
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<v Speaker 2>There was nobody there. I didn't even know who else

571
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<v Speaker 2>was in the movie. I don't remember. And if they

572
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<v Speaker 2>were there, I didn't I didn't take them in. I

573
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<v Speaker 2>don't remember there being anyone else there. I mean, there

574
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<v Speaker 2>are other people there, but no one Faymous right right,

575
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<v Speaker 2>because this wasn't a premiere, this was cast and crew.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of actually weirdly surprising that he was there, to

577
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<v Speaker 2>be honest, I don't think that's not the kind of

578
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<v Speaker 2>thing that an A list really even goes to.

579
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<v Speaker 1>But he did. What if it was what if it

580
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<v Speaker 1>was his stand in, Oh my god, I'll never know.

581
00:27:04.039 --> 00:27:04.640
<v Speaker 1>You'll never know.

582
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 2>Feel like it wasn't because he had that thing where

583
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:09.920
<v Speaker 2>people circle around, you know, how stars are, you know,

584
00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:11.640
<v Speaker 2>people are looking out on the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have been I don't think so, though, If they

586
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<v Speaker 1>just really respect Russell's stand in. They're just like, we

587
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<v Speaker 1>can't have anything happen to this guy. There's no one

588
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>else that looks at us like Russell right now to

589
00:27:22.079 --> 00:27:24.720
<v Speaker 1>like do this job. So just protect Russell's stand in.

590
00:27:24.799 --> 00:27:29.079
<v Speaker 1>It all costs anyway, all Right, this was a whatever,

591
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<v Speaker 1>our best episode for Yeah, this is You're welcome. Yeah, guys, honestly,

592
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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to beg you for the next few times

593
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<v Speaker 1>we do episodes because we're trying to grow and we

594
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<v Speaker 1>would love it if you would give us a review,

595
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<v Speaker 1>a good review, six seven stars, whatever, whatever the max it,

596
00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:51.799
<v Speaker 1>max it out, and also subscribe to the show because

597
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:54.039
<v Speaker 1>it helps us and it helps us get seen by

598
00:27:54.279 --> 00:27:56.599
<v Speaker 1>more people, and like, you know, we're doing the Lord's

599
00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:57.960
<v Speaker 1>work here. I gotta say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I want to like look like I want

601
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<v Speaker 2>to be someone Russell would be proud of, h.

602
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<v Speaker 1>Not just for being Jewish. All right, guys, Okay, bye

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<v Speaker 1>you bye,