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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Welcome to Dear Nikki. My name is Nikki. And

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<v Speaker 1>on today's show, a divorce hostess gets absolutely wrecked in

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<v Speaker 1>her own pantry while the entire family argues over pie

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<v Speaker 1>just a few feet away. An engaged woman lets her

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<v Speaker 1>watching you squirm, Here's Tonight's filthy little riddle to thrive

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<v Speaker 1>your legs while we feast. I'm long and firm and

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<v Speaker 1>always rising. On Thanksgiving Day, the hostess beats me hard

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<v Speaker 1>until I'm light and fluffy. She spreads her legs wide open,

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<v Speaker 1>just to me deep inside. Then she bakes me till

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<v Speaker 1>I'm golden, and the whole house smells my pride. For hours,

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<v Speaker 1>I get stuffed and basted, poked and prodded too. Every

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<v Speaker 1>guest can't wait to pull me apart and savor all

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<v Speaker 1>my goo. By the end, I'm moist and steaming, torn

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<v Speaker 1>to pieces on the tray. Now tell me, darling, what

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<v Speaker 1>am I that makes you groan this way? Keep thy

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<v Speaker 1>dirty thought warm. I'll give you the answer later in

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<v Speaker 1>the show. The table's groaning under the weight of desire.

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<v Speaker 1>The air is heavy with anticipation, and these stories, all

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<v Speaker 1>tied to Thanksgiving, will leave you hungry for more. Suppour

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<v Speaker 1>your glass of something bold, sink into your softest seat,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's savor the forbidden bite of these tails. Dear Nikki,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving has always been my sanctuary, the one day where

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<v Speaker 1>my sprawling family crams into my house, fills it with laughter,

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<v Speaker 1>and leaves me glowing with the chaos of it all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thirty four, divorced, and I've made the hosting holiday

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<v Speaker 1>my thing, turning my modest dining room into a stage

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<v Speaker 1>for a roasted turkey, candid yams, and my grandmother's pecan

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<v Speaker 1>pie recipe. But last year, the heat of my kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>came from more than just the oven, and I'm still

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<v Speaker 1>reeling from the memory. My brother's best friend, Marcust was

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<v Speaker 1>a wild card at the table. He's thirty six, a

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<v Speaker 1>firefighter with a body carved from years of hauling hoses

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<v Speaker 1>and a grin that could set kindling a blaze. He'd

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<v Speaker 1>been to our Thanksgiving before, but this time he showed

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<v Speaker 1>up in a fitted black, buttoned down sleeves rolled up

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<v Speaker 1>to show off four arms that made me forget how

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<v Speaker 1>to hold a ladle. When he hugged me hello, his

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<v Speaker 1>hands lingered on my lower back. His dark eyes held

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<v Speaker 1>mine just long enough to make my breath catch. I

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<v Speaker 1>chalked it up to pre dinner chaos, too many bodies,

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<v Speaker 1>little to air, but the spark was undeniable. The day

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<v Speaker 1>was a blur of cooking and corraling the relatives. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in my elements, stirring gravy, checking the bird, dodging

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<v Speaker 1>my aunt's questions about my love life. Marcus kept drifting

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<v Speaker 1>into the kitchen, offering to help with a voice like

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<v Speaker 1>warm molasses. He peeled potatoes, his fingers deft and sure,

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<v Speaker 1>and every time our elbows brushed or our eyes met

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<v Speaker 1>over the cutting board, my skin tingled. By the time

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<v Speaker 1>we sat down to eat, I was flustered, my cheeks

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<v Speaker 1>flushed from more than the wine. Dinner was a triumph,

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<v Speaker 1>but the real story started after. When the house settled

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<v Speaker 1>into the post feast haze. My cousins were sprawled on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch, my parents dozing from the hum of football

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<v Speaker 1>on the TV. I slipped in the kitchen to tackle

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<v Speaker 1>the mountain of dishes, craving a moment of quiet. Marcus followed,

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<v Speaker 1>carrying a stack of plates, his presence filling the room

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<v Speaker 1>like smoke. You're a superhero, you know that, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>setting the flights down and leaning against the counter, close

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<v Speaker 1>enough that I could smell his scent, clean sweat, a

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<v Speaker 1>hint of cedar, and something dangerously male. I laughed, told

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<v Speaker 1>him to grab a towel, but the air was thick

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<v Speaker 1>with something unspoken. We worked side by side, the clink

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<v Speaker 1>of dishes mingling with the thumb of my pulse. Then

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<v Speaker 1>as I reached for the serving spoon, his hand caught mine,

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<v Speaker 1>his thumb brushing my wrist in a way that scent

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<v Speaker 1>the heat pooling low in my belly. I froze, looking

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<v Speaker 1>up and his eyes were dark, hungry, like he'd been

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for this all day. Tell me stop, he murmured.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't. I couldn't. Instead, I stepped closer, and

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<v Speaker 1>that was all the permission he needed. His lips crafted, mind,

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<v Speaker 1>hot and demanding, tasting of cranberry and desire. The kiss

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<v Speaker 1>was like wildfire, consuming every rational thought. He backed me

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<v Speaker 1>against the pantry door, his hands sliding under my sweater,

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<v Speaker 1>his fingers rough and warm against my skin. I gasped

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<v Speaker 1>as he cut my breast, his thumbs teasing my nipples

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<v Speaker 1>through my lace, braw sending jolts of pleasure straight to

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<v Speaker 1>my core. My hands were just as greedy, tugging in

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<v Speaker 1>his shirt, finding the hard plains of his chest, the

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<v Speaker 1>heat of him searing my palms. The pandry door creaked

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<v Speaker 1>open behind us, and we stumbled insides surrounded by shelves

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<v Speaker 1>of can goods and spices. The space was tight, forcing

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<v Speaker 1>us closer. Our bodies pressed together in a delicious crush.

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<v Speaker 1>His mouth found my neck, sucking gently, then harder as

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<v Speaker 1>I arched against him, my nails digging into his shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>I could hear the faint murmur of voices from the

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<v Speaker 1>living room. The clink of glasses, and the danger of

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<v Speaker 1>it only made me bolder. My fingers fumbled with his belt,

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<v Speaker 1>the lover giving away to reveal a hard length of him,

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<v Speaker 1>straining against his jeans. He groaned low and guttural as

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<v Speaker 1>I touched him, my hands stroking with a rhythm that

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<v Speaker 1>matched the pounding of my heart. He hiked up my skirt,

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<v Speaker 1>his fingers slipping beneath my panties, Finding me slick and ready,

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<v Speaker 1>I bit my lip to stifle my moan as he

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<v Speaker 1>teased me, his touch, slow and deliberate, driving me to

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<v Speaker 1>the edge. Marcus, I whispered, half a plea half a prayer.

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<v Speaker 1>He answered, being by lifting me, my legs wrapping round

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<v Speaker 1>his waist as I pressed himself against me. The shelves

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<v Speaker 1>rattled as he entered me, slow at first, and deeper,

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<v Speaker 1>each thrust a pulse of raw need. We moved together,

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<v Speaker 1>frantic and silent, the pantry a cocoon of heat and risk.

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<v Speaker 1>When I came, it was like a wave of crashing,

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<v Speaker 1>my body shuddering against his as he followed, his breath,

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<v Speaker 1>racket against my ear. We stayed there, tangled and breathless,

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<v Speaker 1>until a shout from the living room stamped us back.

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<v Speaker 1>We straightened our clothes and slipped out of the pantry

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<v Speaker 1>and rejoined the chaos. My heart's still racing. No one noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>thank God, and Marcus left with a wink that it

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<v Speaker 1>promised more. We haven't spoken of it since, but every

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<v Speaker 1>time I open that pantry, I taste him again. Yours Louise,

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<v Speaker 1>Hello Louise. I hope you're not a pecan girl or

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<v Speaker 1>a pecan girl. It drives me nuts. It's the one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many things in my life that set my

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<v Speaker 1>teeth on fire. This is not sexy, but it's pecan,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a big history of it, and this isn't

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<v Speaker 1>place for it, but it's Pocan. Sorry, ah Yah, Souther's

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<v Speaker 1>its Pecan. I honestly can say that I've never had

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<v Speaker 1>a Thanksgiving like this. Wish a Thanksgiving like this? Can

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<v Speaker 1>I have a thing? I am still alive, I can

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<v Speaker 1>still arrange to have a Thanksgiving like this. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I love it when we get a

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<v Speaker 1>confession that and I know most of them are like this,

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<v Speaker 1>but there really is or was no verbal communication. It

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<v Speaker 1>was all just passion and touching, And I mean there's

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<v Speaker 1>communication there. It's just not on a verbal level, right

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<v Speaker 1>Could you if you were at your place being the

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<v Speaker 1>host or hostess and something happened like this, could you?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you have an encounter and your spice cabinet, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>little nook? Absolutely I could in me if I had

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<v Speaker 1>that many people in my house, I really wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 1>a damn who heard me that. I'm just laying it

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<v Speaker 1>out there, because yeah, I really wouldn't because maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a little sexually frustrated right now. Say one you, Elise,

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Nikki. I've always thought of Thanksgiving as a time

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<v Speaker 1>for family, for gratitude for playing it safe. But last

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<v Speaker 1>year I threw safe out the window, and it ended

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<v Speaker 1>up with a memory that still makes my skin burn.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty nine, engaged and living in a cozened cabin

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<v Speaker 1>style house in Oregon with my fiance David. We hosted

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving for the first time in biting his family and

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<v Speaker 1>a few friends, including his cousin Liam, who I'd never

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<v Speaker 1>met before. Let's just say Liam turned our holiday into

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<v Speaker 1>something I'll never forget. Liam was thirty two, a freelance

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<v Speaker 1>photographer and with a lean build, tasseled brown hair, and

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<v Speaker 1>eyes that seemed to see right through you. He arrived

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<v Speaker 1>with a bottle of Scotch and a story about a

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<v Speaker 1>recent shoot in Iceland. His voice was low and easy,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was telling secrets just for me. I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>him immediately, how his jeans hugged his thighs, how his

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<v Speaker 1>flannel shirt gaped just enough to show a hint of

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<v Speaker 1>collar bone. But I told myself it was nothing. I

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<v Speaker 1>was happy with David planning a wedding, building a life.

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<v Speaker 1>This was just a harmless vibe. Dinner was a hit.

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<v Speaker 1>The table was groaning with turkey stuff and my attempt

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<v Speaker 1>at homemade rolls. Liam sat across from me, his gaze

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<v Speaker 1>catching mine every time I looked up, his foot brushing

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<v Speaker 1>mine under the table, once, then again, until I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>I thanked him. I tried to keep it light while

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<v Speaker 1>I gasped as he pressed himself against me, the hard

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<v Speaker 1>evidence of desire unmistakable through his jenes. My fingers tangled

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<v Speaker 1>the friction sparking pleasure that curled my toes. The bookshelves

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<v Speaker 1>slid beneath my panties, his fingers finding me wet and aching,

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<v Speaker 1>He whispered my name, his breath at my ear. I

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<v Speaker 1>him until he groaned softly. We didn't have time for more,

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<v Speaker 1>me into a shuddering climax, my hands bringing him to

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<v Speaker 1>We pulled apart, just as David's voice called out, asking

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<v Speaker 1>and Liam tucked himself away. We rejoined the group, my

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<v Speaker 1>and we never spoke of it. David and I are

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<v Speaker 1>still together, but that fireside moment is my secret Thanksgiving

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<v Speaker 1>Ember that I can't extinguish. Clara Well, Hello Clara.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that would be so hard to say, though too.

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<v Speaker 2>I am just in a naughty mood today. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you, Oh my goodness. You know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>about anybody else. I am not having these sexy Thanksgivings,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's quite a shame. I'm gonna have to try

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<v Speaker 2>to put me in a place where I'm having going

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<v Speaker 2>to have maybe not this year. That sounds very chickenish,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but already have plans sort of to have

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<v Speaker 2>a sexy Thanksgiving. What you know, Usually it's and I

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<v Speaker 2>know that the families what we make, you know, So

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<v Speaker 2>if you were in a position where you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, someone else caught your eye and the tension

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<v Speaker 2>was just right, and you know, could you Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>I like them both equally. They're both really hot. That's

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<v Speaker 1>all I will say. So, yeah, I think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to put myself in some sexy situations for holidays,

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<v Speaker 1>just saying, Dear Nikki. Growing up in rural Washington Town,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving was more of a meal. Was a celebration of

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<v Speaker 1>the land, the harvest, the people who made our little

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<v Speaker 1>corner of the world hum. Every year, our community throws

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<v Speaker 1>a grange feast in an old apple orchard. Bonfires hay

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<v Speaker 1>rides and tables stretched across the grass. Last year, I

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<v Speaker 1>went to the feast single, twenty six and not expecting

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<v Speaker 1>anything more than a good meal. But then I ran

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<v Speaker 1>into Nate, and an orchard became the garden of temptation.

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<v Speaker 1>Nate was thirty, a mechanic could grown up a few

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<v Speaker 1>towns over, but moved back to help his dad's auto shop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd known him in high school and always crushing on him,

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<v Speaker 1>quietly and tensely, his calloused hands, his blue eyes that

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to hold a thousand secrets. At the feast, he

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<v Speaker 1>was there with friends, wearing a leather jacket and a

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<v Speaker 1>smile that hit me like a shot of cider. We

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<v Speaker 1>ended up at the same table, sharing plates of smoke,

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<v Speaker 1>turkey and corn bread, our knees brushing as we laughed

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<v Speaker 1>about the old teachers and the bad prom dates. His

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<v Speaker 1>touch was casual at first, hand on my arm, a nudge,

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<v Speaker 1>but each one lingered, stoking a fire I hadn't felt

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<v Speaker 1>in years. After dinner, the bonfires roared and the people

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<v Speaker 1>started dancing to a local band's fiddle tunes. Nate grabbed

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<v Speaker 1>my hand, pulling me into a slow sway, his body

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<v Speaker 1>close enough that I could feel his heat through my sweater.

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<v Speaker 1>Wanta walk, he asked, his voice low, and I nodded,

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<v Speaker 1>my heart already racing. We wandered away from the crowd

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<v Speaker 1>into the orchard, where the apple trees stood bare under

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<v Speaker 1>the starry sky, the air sharp with scent of frost

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<v Speaker 1>and wood smoke. We stopped by a gnarled tree and

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<v Speaker 1>a bonfire's glow faint in the distance. Nate leaned against

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<v Speaker 1>the trunk, pulling me close and kissed me, a slow,

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<v Speaker 1>searing kiss that tasted of whiskey and pie. His hands

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<v Speaker 1>were everywhere, rough and sure, sliding under my jacket, finding

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<v Speaker 1>the soft skin above my jeans. I pressed myself against him,

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<v Speaker 1>feeling the hard length of him and his denim. The

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<v Speaker 1>ache between my thighs grew unbearable. My fingers worked at

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<v Speaker 1>his jacket off, then his shirt, revealing his top muscles

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<v Speaker 1>of his chest dusted with hair that I couldn't stop touching.

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<v Speaker 1>He lifted me against the tree, my legs wrapped around

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<v Speaker 1>his hips, the bark rough against my back, but forgotten

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<v Speaker 1>in the heat of him. His mouth trailed down my neck,

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<v Speaker 1>sucking gently, then lower, teasing my breast through my braw

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<v Speaker 1>until I was writhing. I tugged at his belt, desperate,

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<v Speaker 1>and he helped me, his jeans falling just enough for

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<v Speaker 1>free him. My hands stroked him, warm and heavy, and

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<v Speaker 1>he groaned. His fingers slipped beneath my skirt, pushing my

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<v Speaker 1>panties aside to find slick and ready. The orchard was

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<v Speaker 1>silent before our breaths. The distant music of a faint

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<v Speaker 1>pulse and the thrill of being so exposed made every

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<v Speaker 1>touch sharper. He entered me through a slow, deliberate thrust,

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<v Speaker 1>feeling me completely, and I clung to him, my nails

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<v Speaker 1>biting into his shoulders. We moved together the tree, creaking

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<v Speaker 1>in our rhythm, urgent but hushed, aware of the feast

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<v Speaker 1>just beyond the trees. His hands gripped my heaps, guiding me,

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth on my to muffle my moans as pleasure built,

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<v Speaker 1>coiling blood. When I came, it was like stars themselves,

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<v Speaker 1>shattered my body from trembling. As he followed his release,

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<v Speaker 1>a low growl against my throat. We stayed there, panting

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<v Speaker 1>until the cold seeped in. We fixed our clothes, shared

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<v Speaker 1>a final kiss, and slipped back to the feasts. No

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<v Speaker 1>one the wiser Nate and I haven't crossed passed since,

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<v Speaker 1>but that orchard tryst is my Thanksgiving harvest, a memory

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<v Speaker 1>I carry forever. Sophie, Hello, Sophie, how are you? Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I'm not wearing a dress to Thanksgiving? That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the common denominator in all these stories she's wearing

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<v Speaker 1>a dress or a skirt. So I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>start wearing dresses and skirts and panties. Oh wait, I

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<v Speaker 1>already do those. I'm never in an apple orchard either.

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<v Speaker 1>Are we fucking an apple orchards? Now? Just wow? So

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving skirt if you want to get fucked, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a girl or a lady or divine as

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<v Speaker 1>one or whatever. So it's male and jeans, button up

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<v Speaker 1>shirts and girls and dresses and skirts. So if you

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<v Speaker 1>wear those two factors, according to these three stories, we're

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<v Speaker 1>all gonna get laid. Thank you. Ronnie Changerfield. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>this one. Yeah, I would really have to be teased,

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<v Speaker 1>really really really really really really have to be teased.

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<v Speaker 1>Sex in public is a little for me. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I'm all turned on by the the one

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<v Speaker 1>where your family's like, right, next, like on the other

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<v Speaker 1>side of the wall. But this, I'm concerned about this.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I'm probably about to talk myself into it,

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<v Speaker 1>just because it seemed like everybody was further away and YadA,

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<v Speaker 1>YadA YadA, that kind of thing. So yeah, so maybe

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<v Speaker 1>could you guys, you know, leave the harvest moon or

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<v Speaker 1>harvest or whatever and harvest party and we'll have after

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<v Speaker 1>you've had your pecan pie and whiskey and go fuck

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<v Speaker 1>somebody against narld tray. Okay, maybe you've got my intention now,

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<v Speaker 1>Dear Nikki, I'm thirty one, married five years. In last Thanksgiving,

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<v Speaker 1>my husband's entire family was at our house, twenty three people,

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<v Speaker 1>three dogs, and one finished basement nobody ever goes into

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<v Speaker 1>because the TV down there only gets static. I'd spent

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<v Speaker 1>all morning cooking in a tight little black dress and

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<v Speaker 1>an apron. Yes, the apron was intentional. My husband Chris

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<v Speaker 1>kept smacking my ass every time he passed, whispering he

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna fuck me in the kitchen island the second

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<v Speaker 1>everyone got sat down to eat. He never got a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>His little brother, Tyler did. Tyler is twenty eight, built

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<v Speaker 1>like a rugby player, and has been eye fucking me

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<v Speaker 1>at every family gathering since the wedding last year, he

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<v Speaker 1>showed up in a gray sweatpants that left absolutely nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to the imagination. I swear that outline of his cock

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<v Speaker 1>was visible every time he reached for the mashed potatoes.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time we finished dinner, I was so wet

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<v Speaker 1>my thighs were sliding against each other. People were napping,

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<v Speaker 1>arguing over football, and starting dessert. Chris was upstairs referring

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<v Speaker 1>his drunk uncles. I went down to the basement to

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<v Speaker 1>find more chairs. Tyler followed two minutes later with the

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<v Speaker 1>bullshit excuse about needing another bottle of bourbon from the

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<v Speaker 1>bar down there. The second the door shut behind him,

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<v Speaker 1>he had me pinning against the pool table, no words,

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<v Speaker 1>just his mouth crashing into mine, tongue demanding his hands

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<v Speaker 1>yanking up my dress to my waist. I heard the

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<v Speaker 1>rip of my lace thong. He literally tore it off

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<v Speaker 1>and stuffed it into his pocket like a trophy. His

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<v Speaker 1>fingers plunged straight into me, two thick ones, uans curling

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<v Speaker 1>hard while but his thumb worked my clit like he'd

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<v Speaker 1>studied a map of my body for years. I came

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<v Speaker 1>quiet under thirty seconds, biting his shoulder through his heady

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<v Speaker 1>to stay quiet. Then he spun me around, bent me

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<v Speaker 1>over the green felt and pulled those sweat pans down

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<v Speaker 1>just enough. Nikki, I've never seen a cock that big

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<v Speaker 1>in real life, thick, heavy, the head already slick. He

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<v Speaker 1>rubbed it up and down my soak slit once twice,

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<v Speaker 1>then slammed it into the root of the most brutal

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<v Speaker 1>stroke the pool table rock so hard eight ball rolled

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<v Speaker 1>into the pocket. He fucked me like he hated me

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<v Speaker 1>and worshiped beyond at the same time, deep punishing thrust

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<v Speaker 1>that had my tits spilling out of my braw, nipples

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<v Speaker 1>dragging across the feld. With every slam, one hand fisted

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<v Speaker 1>my hair, pulling my head back so he could growl

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<v Speaker 1>my ear, You've been dripping for this cock all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Heaven's you sys. I couldn't even answer, just whimpered yes

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<v Speaker 1>around the fingers as he shoved them into my mouth.

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<v Speaker 1>Up Stairs, we could hear Chris's mom calling for more

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<v Speaker 1>whipped cream. Tyler sped up his lips, slapping against my

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<v Speaker 1>He reached around, pinched my clit hard and snarled, come

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<v Speaker 1>on your brother in law's dick right now. I exploded,

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<v Speaker 1>legs shaking, a vision, widing out, pussy clinching so tight

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<v Speaker 1>stay quiet. He unloaded, pumping rope after rope, so deep

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<v Speaker 1>I felt it in my throat. He pulled out, smacked

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<v Speaker 1>my ass once, tucked himself away like nothing happened. I

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<v Speaker 1>was still bent over the table, dress around my waist,

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<v Speaker 1>come running down my thighs will He leaned down and whispered,

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<v Speaker 1>happy Thanksgiving, corties, save me some pie. I wobbled upstairs

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds later, face flushed, hair messy, no panties. Chris

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<v Speaker 1>kissed my neck and said, babe, you ok, you look rocked.

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<v Speaker 1>I just smiled, tasting Tyler on my tongue, and said,

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<v Speaker 1>never better, Still married, still hosting this year, and yes,

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<v Speaker 1>the basement door now has a lock that only Tyler

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<v Speaker 1>has a key to. Burning for you every day, Avery, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you Avery. Not many people say they're burning for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they might insinuated, but never directly they do think. So, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. That's four for four. I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 1>start wearing dresses and skirts. I have never ever been

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<v Speaker 1>bittened over a table pool table table, yes, pull table

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<v Speaker 1>now I do have one in my basement. Maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>just need the right man to fuck me on it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't be the same though, because I'm not having

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<v Speaker 1>I don't this thinks is not having anybody upstairs. So

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<v Speaker 1>I need to find three twenty three?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty three? Random people have Thanksgiving here? Background checks all

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<v Speaker 1>that stuff, because you're gonna be strangers, and I need

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<v Speaker 1>to volunteer to go to the basement with me and so

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<v Speaker 1>I can be railed on. Well, you guys are watching

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<v Speaker 1>TV and stuff upstairs. Any volunteers. This one was hot

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, I could see this happening, just saying could

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<v Speaker 1>you Oh what the hell You're gonna say? Yes? But

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<v Speaker 1>could you that? Yeah? This is this is completely Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this is a perfect place to end today.

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<v Speaker 1>And all I have to say is fuck me sideways

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<v Speaker 1>with a turkey baster lover. Ugh Avery took the entire holiday,

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<v Speaker 1>bended over the pool table, and ruined it for every

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<v Speaker 1>future Thanksgiving. Four Confessions for dripping wet reminders of why

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<v Speaker 1>the real family tradition isn't the Cranberry sauce. It's finding

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<v Speaker 1>out exactly how filthy gratitude can get when nobody's looking.

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<v Speaker 1>Elise got a pantry pounded with canned goods, rattling like

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<v Speaker 1>apple sauce. Claire came so hard beside the fireplace she

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<v Speaker 1>probably fogged up her future mother in law's glasses. Sophie

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<v Speaker 1>got harvested against an apple tree like a ripest fruit

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<v Speaker 1>in an orchard. And Avery, Avery took in law to

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<v Speaker 1>a whole new illegal level that left us all jealous

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<v Speaker 1>of a goddamn pool table. More of this Thanksgiving night,

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<v Speaker 1>Be thankful for stretchy watepands, soundbroof basements, and brother in

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<v Speaker 1>laws who know exactly how to stuff you better than

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<v Speaker 1>a bird. And the riddle still just a dinner roll, darlings,

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<v Speaker 1>But after tonight, I don't think any of us were

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<v Speaker 1>ever looking at bread the same way again. Now go

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<v Speaker 1>touch yourself stupid thinking about which relative you'd let wreck

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<v Speaker 1>you this Thursday. And inclosing, hello lover, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>take me downstairs to that fool table I have down there?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to feel you lose control, want your hand

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<v Speaker 1>clapped around my mouth when I scream. I want you

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<v Speaker 1>filling me up so much that when I sit down

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner, dripping you onto the chair and smelling like

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<v Speaker 1>the sweetest angel at the table, what do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Doors cracked? Come stuff your favorite turkey and until the

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<v Speaker 1>next time, Ladies and gentlemen, habby fucking Happy Thanksgiving.
