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Speaker 2: meets Stay Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west
Speaker 2: of I four. Are you uh?
Speaker 1: First off?
Speaker 3: Good morning Elsie, Good morning there, pat Lane. Big thanks
Speaker 3: to Petties. Yes, I am picking up my stuff for
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving from Patties.
Speaker 2: You're having Petties handle Thanksgiving for you again. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: already getting text from Patties. I'll get to it in
Speaker 2: a moment. I'm a sure it's probably you probably had
Speaker 2: to put your order in weeks in advance with the
Speaker 2: volume that you're gonna provide.
Speaker 1: Just settle down there, Red, So thank you Patties.
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Speaker 3: ahead of time, give Petties a call Monday through Saturday.
Speaker 1: Get that Thanksgiving order in early.
Speaker 2: Or if you just want to grab some goodies for
Speaker 2: the then wend or the Grill I hit them up anytime.
Speaker 2: Been doing their thing for more than forty years. Petty's Rules, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do.
Speaker 3: Had a bunch of applicants for my pilot Donnie's job
Speaker 3: after he turned it in the ninety day notice. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I decided I'm gonna hold tryouts.
Speaker 1: Uh pretty sure, I'm going on the cheap.
Speaker 2: Is that really something you want to I mean that
Speaker 2: this involves your personal safety and transportation.
Speaker 3: You can cut corners and save some cash. I mean
Speaker 3: this corski could basically fly itself. Obviously I want somebody
Speaker 3: that's qualified. But you know, I fly in.
Speaker 2: One of those full body flotation suits anyway, like they
Speaker 2: wear on Dead Toly's.
Speaker 1: Catch just in case. Yeah, always, and then I just
Speaker 1: pray that if it does go down, then.
Speaker 3: It's near a lake well or the ocean. Somebody's what
Speaker 3: the hell the life coach? This is a two two five,
Speaker 3: two six? What the hell the life coaches? Chopper just
Speaker 3: flew over and had war pigs blaring over the pa sister,
Speaker 3: I do that over the wolfers. I have woofers on
Speaker 3: the bottom of my chopper, or I do metallic as
Speaker 3: one that one works too down having an issue with
Speaker 3: the wife lately. Life coach just jumping right in with
Speaker 3: the questions. Yeah right, look at the stack. I know
Speaker 3: people are seeking your advice.
Speaker 1: So having an.
Speaker 3: Issue with the wife. We're a great couple. It's just
Speaker 3: that she has this bad habit that while I'm busy
Speaker 3: cleaning up after dinner and taking the trash out, et cetera,
Speaker 3: She's sitting there on her social media. You don't have
Speaker 3: to tell me who wears the pants and that family
Speaker 3: there doing the dishes, et cetera. Not only is she
Speaker 3: wearing the pants, sounds like you need to grow a
Speaker 3: set in your pal uh cooking. This solution supposed to
Speaker 3: help rather than chastise. I am solution TikTok. She's busy
Speaker 3: TikTok the a whole time that you just cut her
Speaker 3: off from the dick. Do you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Sure she might go to the drawer next to the bed,
Speaker 2: but how long is that gonna last?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, hold on, scratch all that.
Speaker 3: She's probably got a whole bunch of new Facebook friends.
Speaker 3: Get back to the dishes, they are, weenie, Sorry to
Speaker 3: chastise again, don't see TV. I'm just I'm deciding between
Speaker 3: a BMW or a Mercedes. What's your preference? Talk about
Speaker 3: some first world problems there life coach approoves you know
Speaker 3: what some people say about BMW's you know, the driver's
Speaker 3: difference between a porcupine and a BMW.
Speaker 2: I don't say that myself, but you know right, no,
Speaker 2: I don't. Please tell us I've just heard.
Speaker 3: The difference is that with the BMW the pricks inside,
Speaker 3: and you know, porcupine almost prickles on that. Anyway, I
Speaker 3: probably I think I'd go with the Mercedes MCL five model.
Speaker 1: Very smooth ride, plenty of leg room. You're picking up
Speaker 1: what I'm putting down.
Speaker 3: Red MCL model, not a real car guy, MCL model
Speaker 3: leg room, wow.
Speaker 1: Acl MCL, it's not even a model LCTV.
Speaker 3: I'm dating a Canadian guy, obviously not a car guy,
Speaker 3: obviously super nice and very handsome. I even saying the
Speaker 3: Moniscus model dating a Canadian guy, obviously super nice and
Speaker 3: very handsome.
Speaker 1: I just can't deal with the accent.
Speaker 3: No offense, lady, And I'm not trying to chastize another listener,
Speaker 3: But that's a shallows a puddle of spit. He's attractive, nice,
Speaker 3: which also means he's probably making good money. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's usually how it goes for nice, attractive guys like us.
Speaker 2: You know, I wish I had this guy's email, so
Speaker 2: I could set up an appointment that said, I'll see
Speaker 2: you next Tuesday. Hey, when you watch those he needs
Speaker 2: an appointment with me. Yeah, those home shows that come
Speaker 2: out of Canada. You ever notice every single one of
Speaker 2: those couples their budgets, like, oh, we've got we've got
Speaker 2: like three million to spend seven milichually making there.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man much Canadian might have something going on.
Speaker 3: You ever noticed that on those shows where they have
Speaker 3: it up in and Canada in Canada that it's a
Speaker 3: lot of gay couples as well. I don't mean that
Speaker 3: like it is, and it's usually you know, when it's
Speaker 3: two men that budget is and when it's two women
Speaker 3: that budgets big too.
Speaker 1: Oh why is this Dell c TV?
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Speaker 3: This will way answer your question. Pat, I forgot to
Speaker 3: ask you if you wanted to order a fresh homage
Speaker 3: turkey for Thanksgiving. I need to put your order in
Speaker 3: now to preserve you one. I might get a whole
Speaker 3: flock of turkeys this year. You ready, Here's what I'm picturing.
Speaker 3: I could recreate the WKRP episode from My Chopper remember
Speaker 3: WKRP in Cincinnati where they dropped the frozen turkeys out
Speaker 3: of the chopper. Turkeys are the live turkeys out of
Speaker 3: the chopper in the traffic unless Nesamuth was going, if
Speaker 3: you don't know what we're talking about because you're younger,
Speaker 3: just just YouTube WKRP, WUKRP.
Speaker 1: Frozen turkeys would really do something I would.
Speaker 3: But anyway, google or look on a YouTube WKRP turkey episode.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome with Life Coach.
Speaker 3: That was one of the best episodes I think ever
Speaker 3: Life Coach. Seriously thinking about buying my girlfriend of three
Speaker 3: years a dog? What breed do you suggest I go with?
Speaker 1: O great one?
Speaker 3: Uh, the breed that's shiny and inside a ring and
Speaker 3: goes by the name diamond Dude, Come on after three
Speaker 3: years of dating and oh, by the way, say goodbye
Speaker 3: to vacations. When you get a dog, they're over. Getting
Speaker 3: a dog is a whole new thing. I'm telling you,
Speaker 3: she'd definitely prefer this is three years something beautiful from
Speaker 3: like the showcases at IDC. It's either that or fleas?
Speaker 3: Which do you think she really wants? After three years
Speaker 3: being with you?
Speaker 1: Saw that one coming better than the MCL don't be
Speaker 1: a slumb bub life. God, there's so many questions coming in.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Turnpike Tuggers checking in seven millions Canadian? Oh wait,
Speaker 3: seven million dollars in Canadian money is like only four
Speaker 3: hundred thousand in a Maria. I don't know about that
Speaker 3: verbatim conversion is exactly. I don't think the dollars a
Speaker 3: little better against Canadian I don't know if that's.
Speaker 1: Life. The family and are how are we doing on time?
Speaker 2: You have to wind her down here, stick the landing
Speaker 2: here in a moment, okay, in your in your survival suit.
Speaker 3: Not being silly, Elsie, but I honestly have some weird
Speaker 3: thing where I get turned on when people eat hot dogs.
Speaker 3: What kind of counselor do you think that I should
Speaker 3: see for this? Sounds like she's not playing. I'd have
Speaker 3: the perfect guy for you. His name my buddy, Oscar.
Speaker 3: Are you sure it's a she? I'd imagine you can't
Speaker 3: these days, But no, let's I've got the perfect guy
Speaker 3: for your counseling names Oscar goes by Meyer.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Now, sounds like you and old LC should attend a
Speaker 3: baseball game together.
Speaker 1: Take me up to the bowl game. Take me up anyway.
Speaker 3: Too bad World Series just ended. Good news is a
Speaker 3: major league based off season. We'll start back up in
Speaker 3: like two weeks. Text me your digits, babe. God, she'd
Speaker 3: have to bring spare pairs and panties in her pursue
Speaker 3: with Joey Chestnut of Bend.
Speaker 1: Not chest Day Chestnut. You know it's wrong with your
Speaker 1: listeners turned on when I watched people eat Hot Wilders.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, pilot, you can see that this
Speaker 2: is just like a they're just trying out today.
Speaker 1: He's dizzy, don't even know his name.
Speaker 2: Signing people that one interview, the initials are k H.
Speaker 2: Says she has a lot of time on her hands now.
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