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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bob to the rescue diaper. Ask Taco

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<v Speaker 1>Bob on one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>We are Orlando's rock station. Ask LCTB. The world renowned

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<v Speaker 2>life coach feature brought to you each week by Petties

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<v Speaker 2>meets Stay Road four thirty four in Longwood, just west

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<v Speaker 2>of I four. Are you uh?

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<v Speaker 1>First off?

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning Elsie, Good morning there, pat Lane. Big thanks

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<v Speaker 3>to Petties. Yes, I am picking up my stuff for

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<v Speaker 3>Thanksgiving from Patties.

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<v Speaker 2>You're having Petties handle Thanksgiving for you again. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>already getting text from Patties. I'll get to it in

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<v Speaker 2>a moment. I'm a sure it's probably you probably had

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<v Speaker 2>to put your order in weeks in advance with the

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<v Speaker 2>volume that you're gonna provide.

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<v Speaker 1>Just settle down there, Red, So thank you Patties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, if you want to get your Thanksgiving order in

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<v Speaker 3>ahead of time, give Petties a call Monday through Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Get that Thanksgiving order in early.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if you just want to grab some goodies for

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<v Speaker 2>the then wend or the Grill I hit them up anytime.

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<v Speaker 2>Been doing their thing for more than forty years. Petty's Rules, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they do.

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<v Speaker 3>Had a bunch of applicants for my pilot Donnie's job

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<v Speaker 3>after he turned it in the ninety day notice. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I decided I'm gonna hold tryouts.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh pretty sure, I'm going on the cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that really something you want to I mean that

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<v Speaker 2>this involves your personal safety and transportation.

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<v Speaker 3>You can cut corners and save some cash. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>this corski could basically fly itself. Obviously I want somebody

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<v Speaker 3>that's qualified. But you know, I fly in.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those full body flotation suits anyway, like they

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<v Speaker 2>wear on Dead Toly's.

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<v Speaker 1>Catch just in case. Yeah, always, and then I just

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<v Speaker 1>pray that if it does go down, then.

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<v Speaker 3>It's near a lake well or the ocean. Somebody's what

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<v Speaker 3>the hell the life coach? This is a two two five,

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<v Speaker 3>two six? What the hell the life coaches? Chopper just

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<v Speaker 3>flew over and had war pigs blaring over the pa sister,

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<v Speaker 3>I do that over the wolfers. I have woofers on

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<v Speaker 3>the bottom of my chopper, or I do metallic as

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<v Speaker 3>one that one works too down having an issue with

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<v Speaker 3>the wife lately. Life coach just jumping right in with

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<v Speaker 3>the questions. Yeah right, look at the stack. I know

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<v Speaker 3>people are seeking your advice.

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<v Speaker 1>So having an.

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<v Speaker 3>Issue with the wife. We're a great couple. It's just

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<v Speaker 3>that she has this bad habit that while I'm busy

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<v Speaker 3>cleaning up after dinner and taking the trash out, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 3>She's sitting there on her social media. You don't have

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<v Speaker 3>to tell me who wears the pants and that family

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<v Speaker 3>there doing the dishes, et cetera. Not only is she

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<v Speaker 3>wearing the pants, sounds like you need to grow a

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<v Speaker 3>set in your pal uh cooking. This solution supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>help rather than chastise. I am solution TikTok. She's busy

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok the a whole time that you just cut her

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<v Speaker 3>off from the dick. Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure she might go to the drawer next to the bed,

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<v Speaker 2>but how long is that gonna last?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, hold on, scratch all that.

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<v Speaker 3>She's probably got a whole bunch of new Facebook friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Get back to the dishes, they are, weenie, Sorry to

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<v Speaker 3>chastise again, don't see TV. I'm just I'm deciding between

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<v Speaker 3>a BMW or a Mercedes. What's your preference? Talk about

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<v Speaker 3>some first world problems there life coach approoves you know

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<v Speaker 3>what some people say about BMW's you know, the driver's

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<v Speaker 3>difference between a porcupine and a BMW.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't say that myself, but you know right, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. Please tell us I've just heard.

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<v Speaker 3>The difference is that with the BMW the pricks inside,

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<v Speaker 3>and you know, porcupine almost prickles on that. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 3>probably I think I'd go with the Mercedes MCL five model.

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<v Speaker 1>Very smooth ride, plenty of leg room. You're picking up

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm putting down.

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<v Speaker 3>Red MCL model, not a real car guy, MCL model

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<v Speaker 3>leg room, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Acl MCL, it's not even a model LCTV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dating a Canadian guy, obviously not a car guy,

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<v Speaker 3>obviously super nice and very handsome. I even saying the

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<v Speaker 3>Moniscus model dating a Canadian guy, obviously super nice and

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<v Speaker 3>very handsome.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't deal with the accent.

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<v Speaker 3>No offense, lady, And I'm not trying to chastize another listener,

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<v Speaker 3>But that's a shallows a puddle of spit. He's attractive, nice,

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<v Speaker 3>which also means he's probably making good money. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>that's usually how it goes for nice, attractive guys like us.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I wish I had this guy's email, so

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<v Speaker 2>I could set up an appointment that said, I'll see

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<v Speaker 2>you next Tuesday. Hey, when you watch those he needs

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<v Speaker 2>an appointment with me. Yeah, those home shows that come

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<v Speaker 2>out of Canada. You ever notice every single one of

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<v Speaker 2>those couples their budgets, like, oh, we've got we've got

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<v Speaker 2>like three million to spend seven milichually making there.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, man much Canadian might have something going on.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever noticed that on those shows where they have

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<v Speaker 3>it up in and Canada in Canada that it's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of gay couples as well. I don't mean that

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<v Speaker 3>like it is, and it's usually you know, when it's

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<v Speaker 3>two men that budget is and when it's two women

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<v Speaker 3>that budgets big too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh why is this Dell c TV?

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<v Speaker 3>This is Willie your favorite, oh favorite meat slinger from Petties.

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<v Speaker 3>This will way answer your question. Pat, I forgot to

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<v Speaker 3>ask you if you wanted to order a fresh homage

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<v Speaker 3>turkey for Thanksgiving. I need to put your order in

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<v Speaker 3>now to preserve you one. I might get a whole

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<v Speaker 3>flock of turkeys this year. You ready, Here's what I'm picturing.

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<v Speaker 3>I could recreate the WKRP episode from My Chopper remember

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<v Speaker 3>WKRP in Cincinnati where they dropped the frozen turkeys out

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<v Speaker 3>of the chopper. Turkeys are the live turkeys out of

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<v Speaker 3>the chopper in the traffic unless Nesamuth was going, if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't know what we're talking about because you're younger,

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<v Speaker 3>just just YouTube WKRP, WUKRP.

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<v Speaker 1>Frozen turkeys would really do something I would.

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<v Speaker 3>But anyway, google or look on a YouTube WKRP turkey episode.

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<v Speaker 1>That would be awesome with Life Coach.

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<v Speaker 3>That was one of the best episodes I think ever

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<v Speaker 3>Life Coach. Seriously thinking about buying my girlfriend of three

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<v Speaker 3>years a dog? What breed do you suggest I go with?

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<v Speaker 1>O great one?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, the breed that's shiny and inside a ring and

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<v Speaker 3>goes by the name diamond Dude, Come on after three

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<v Speaker 3>years of dating and oh, by the way, say goodbye

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<v Speaker 3>to vacations. When you get a dog, they're over. Getting

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<v Speaker 3>a dog is a whole new thing. I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 3>she'd definitely prefer this is three years something beautiful from

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<v Speaker 3>like the showcases at IDC. It's either that or fleas?

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<v Speaker 3>Which do you think she really wants? After three years

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<v Speaker 3>being with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Saw that one coming better than the MCL don't be

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<v Speaker 1>a slumb bub life. God, there's so many questions coming in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, Turnpike Tuggers checking in seven millions Canadian? Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 3>seven million dollars in Canadian money is like only four

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<v Speaker 3>hundred thousand in a Maria. I don't know about that

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<v Speaker 3>verbatim conversion is exactly. I don't think the dollars a

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<v Speaker 3>little better against Canadian I don't know if that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Life. The family and are how are we doing on time?

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<v Speaker 2>You have to wind her down here, stick the landing

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<v Speaker 2>here in a moment, okay, in your in your survival suit.

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<v Speaker 3>Not being silly, Elsie, but I honestly have some weird

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<v Speaker 3>thing where I get turned on when people eat hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>What kind of counselor do you think that I should

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<v Speaker 3>see for this? Sounds like she's not playing. I'd have

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<v Speaker 3>the perfect guy for you. His name my buddy, Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you sure it's a she? I'd imagine you can't

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<v Speaker 3>these days, But no, let's I've got the perfect guy

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<v Speaker 3>for your counseling names Oscar goes by Meyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, sounds like you and old LC should attend a

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<v Speaker 3>baseball game together.

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<v Speaker 1>Take me up to the bowl game. Take me up anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Too bad World Series just ended. Good news is a

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<v Speaker 3>major league based off season. We'll start back up in

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<v Speaker 3>like two weeks. Text me your digits, babe. God, she'd

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<v Speaker 3>have to bring spare pairs and panties in her pursue

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<v Speaker 3>with Joey Chestnut of Bend.

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<v Speaker 1>Not chest Day Chestnut. You know it's wrong with your

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<v Speaker 1>listeners turned on when I watched people eat Hot Wilders.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, all right, pilot, you can see that this

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<v Speaker 2>is just like a they're just trying out today.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dizzy, don't even know his name.

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<v Speaker 2>Signing people that one interview, the initials are k H.

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<v Speaker 2>Says she has a lot of time on her hands now.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom, we gotta get out of here now. I life

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<v Speaker 1>coach everybody Linchin Tago on demand. Tell Lody I heartway

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<v Speaker 1>you from the Bogan Munson