Speaker 1: She likes to rock, and she likes to play tennis
Speaker 1: with limited undergarments. And I've now proven it by posting
Speaker 1: this on social media. You can go to my Instagram
Speaker 1: at big ben Rogers, Hey, big band, Hey, what's up Alexis?
Speaker 2: Now it's made the tennis.
Speaker 3: Play okay, very nice from the seventies. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know she might be.
Speaker 1: I didn't imagine she would be so country neither, Now
Speaker 1: I did kind of what's out because over there the
Speaker 1: picture I posted, is that what's wrong with your butt?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just.
Speaker 3: The picture I posted. I went ahead and redacted. What
Speaker 3: do you mean?
Speaker 4: Oh come on, man, No, if it's not in the
Speaker 4: it looks looks like her ass is pixelated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in the cut. Raw in the cut.
Speaker 2: That's what I wanted that petroleum jelly for.
Speaker 1: So you know the uh, the picture that I posted
Speaker 1: is redacted in the buttocks because I don't think you
Speaker 1: can show crap.
Speaker 5: I think you can really on Twitter now, dude, porn
Speaker 5: stars are making a killing.
Speaker 3: So you're saying I could make money off this crack
Speaker 3: you want to?
Speaker 2: It's although it's not near as sallacious is what's out there?
Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like there's some former major league
Speaker 4: managers that have daughters.
Speaker 3: That are putting more out there on Twitter than whatever.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 1: All right, A Dallas company is making a very shocking claim.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that next, but right now it's time
Speaker 1: for this. Most gods stay on top in the shovel.
Speaker 4: If you think you crushed it this weekend, you think
Speaker 4: you had a great weekend, I'm just here to tell
Speaker 4: you move over, get over here, and get ready for
Speaker 4: your silver medal, because you did not have the weekend
Speaker 4: Jack Blackhat, which.
Speaker 3: He needed a good weekend after the whole Australia.
Speaker 5: Thing, I don't I think think they were doing fine.
Speaker 5: They just had to go away for a little bit,
Speaker 5: like we would all have to do.
Speaker 3: What was that at the last controversy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, his buddy Kyle Gass just said that, you know, yeah,
Speaker 5: he said something, you know, he said things that ended
Speaker 5: the tour.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but you know, Jack was ready to get home.
Speaker 4: The Minecraft movie made one hundred and fifty seven million
Speaker 4: in North America three hundred and one million globally. Dude
Speaker 4: analysts were predicting eighty million, and it nearly doubled that.
Speaker 3: Incredible. This is a kid movie.
Speaker 5: It is the Minecraft Movie, which is PG starring Jack Black,
Speaker 5: Jason Momoa, and three kids I've never heard of.
Speaker 2: I even read a.
Speaker 5: Couple of reviews and they were not good. But sixty
Speaker 5: four percent of the audience was under the age of
Speaker 5: twenty five. People went to see the Minecraft movie this weekend.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: It is good. The theaters needed this badly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the kool Aid movie. The kool Aid movie.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I cannot wait till they make that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So why why do we think that this movie
Speaker 1: was successful when so many others recently.
Speaker 3: Have not been successful.
Speaker 5: I think, oh, I've been just tried to eat himself. No,
Speaker 5: because Minecraft, as you know, yeah, very popular.
Speaker 4: It's hugely popular, and it was popular with you know.
Speaker 4: So now my son is seventeen, almost eighteen years old,
Speaker 4: and so he grew up with it. But also there
Speaker 4: was a whole older set of people that are in
Speaker 4: their thirties that were playing it in their teens and
Speaker 4: stuff like that guy there was a guy can't remember
Speaker 4: his name, was like Snappy or something that my son
Speaker 4: used to watch his videos all the time, Snatchy Snatchy,
Speaker 4: and he was like I don't know a twenty eight
Speaker 4: year old twenty eight year old British guy, okay, and
Speaker 4: and you know, so it if you look at it
Speaker 4: from that standpoint, as long as Minecraft has been around,
Speaker 4: it covers about a fifteen year span of people that
Speaker 4: then get older and then you still.
Speaker 3: Get the kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not a guaranteed measure of success like
Speaker 1: there was the Uh. There's been other video game movies
Speaker 1: that have come out that have battleship movie that have
Speaker 1: been like things people are into like I think that
Speaker 1: might maybe it's a perfect recipe. I'm not saying that's
Speaker 1: not a factor. Clearly that is a factor, but some
Speaker 1: have failed. Is this that times the greatness of Jack Black?
Speaker 2: Jason Momoa too, maybe has big marketing kids.
Speaker 3: I don't know, he's failed to Aquaman or whatever. I'll
Speaker 3: ask my son.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet money he has no idea who
Speaker 1: Jack Black or Jason Momo are. Well for something to
Speaker 1: be as wildly popular as as it would be diversified,
Speaker 1: so a lot get kids, people like your kid who
Speaker 1: wouldn't know, and then it'd get people like that, like
Speaker 1: the actors who don't even know about the game.
Speaker 3: You know, it'd be widespread.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of the Mario Brothers movie. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 4: Tought that that was the second biggest open for a
Speaker 4: video game. Yeah movie, right, So whatever it is, it
Speaker 4: was definitely needed. I think we'll see more video game
Speaker 4: movies comes in. But the Angry Birds movie failed. But whatever.
Speaker 5: Minecraft is wild to me because it's a narrativeless game.
Speaker 2: You just build stuff.
Speaker 5: It's not storylines and it you know, so I think
Speaker 5: that's interesting, but I don't know how they adapted that
Speaker 5: into the movie. We moved forward to Saturday Night Live,
Speaker 5: where your host was Jack Black and look, it's been
Speaker 5: a great season fifty not defending it. I'll tell you
Speaker 5: if they have a bad season. They've had some bad
Speaker 5: ones recently. This was one of the greatest episodes of
Speaker 5: the last ten years, really really, and he had not
Speaker 5: hosted since two thousand and five. It's important to know
Speaker 5: that in two thousand and five he had what is
Speaker 5: seen as one of the greatest episodes of Saturday Night
Speaker 5: Live of all time. In that episode was Debbie Downer,
Speaker 5: the Spelling Bee Sketch with Will Forte, Lonely Islands, really
Speaker 5: break out hit with Lazy Sunday.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Christmas time for the Jews. I mean, there
Speaker 4: are so many funny ones. Appalachian Er.
Speaker 5: It was a great episode and he's back for the
Speaker 5: first time in twenty years, and he just they I
Speaker 5: call this weaponizing the talent of a host. They weaponized music,
Speaker 5: and he had an awesome monologue and it's just there's
Speaker 5: so much crazy crap that happened. They were taking digs
Speaker 5: at Morgan wall in the entire episode. Heights Gardner had
Speaker 5: some fake breast. It was all really insane.
Speaker 1: She had those fake breasts in the bass sketches right
Speaker 1: where everyone's playing a bass.
Speaker 5: Yes, which they're making fun of Morgan Wallen's band because
Speaker 5: Morganwallen's band is just him, and then like five guys
Speaker 5: behind him with guitars. In fact, James Austin Johnson's wearing
Speaker 5: a shirt that says God's Country on It's so good.
Speaker 5: I mean, it is all clearly.
Speaker 1: So I saw the monologue and I saw that sketch
Speaker 1: where hey, you have your own instrument, come up on
Speaker 1: stage and jam with us, and every person that came
Speaker 1: up was playing a bass, and I saw Heidi and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, what what did that happen?
Speaker 3: Are those new whole part of the bit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, just a little fake moves they threw on her
Speaker 4: because she's juggie in general. I mean I would say, no, really,
Speaker 4: you need to see shrinking well compared to this. Well,
Speaker 4: obviously after she gets f sized fakers, but she's not
Speaker 4: the kind of person that's a candidate for fakers.
Speaker 1: She's pretty Okay, I want you to see this because
Speaker 1: I I don't know how they would have made them
Speaker 1: look that real if they were fake.
Speaker 5: It's crazy because you got the bikini, so it's like
Speaker 5: her human skin from the neck down. So whatever they
Speaker 5: put on her, and there's pictures from the dressing room
Speaker 5: I saw where they're put them on.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 5: It's also funny because like everyone's bringing a new instrument.
Speaker 5: He's like, okay, we've got enough bass, and they're sicking,
Speaker 5: free falling.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've got enough bass.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 2: Marcello comes out and he's got spoons.
Speaker 5: He's like, all right, spoons, there's something new, and he's like, no,
Speaker 5: it's for my crack.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he does some cracking. Then he breaks out
Speaker 2: of bass.
Speaker 4: Someone came out unloaded like a keyboard, like a case.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's just my carrying case for my bass.
Speaker 5: This is so good, whole episode a banger. Jack Black
Speaker 5: won the weekend. Congratulations. Congratulations to Jack Black. All right,
Speaker 5: coming up next to Dallas company makes a shocking claim.
Speaker 3: That's next on The Beninskin Show.