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<v Speaker 1>She likes to rock, and she likes to play tennis

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<v Speaker 1>with limited undergarments. And I've now proven it by posting

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<v Speaker 1>this on social media. You can go to my Instagram

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<v Speaker 1>at big ben Rogers, Hey, big band, Hey, what's up Alexis?

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's made the tennis.

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<v Speaker 3>Play okay, very nice from the seventies. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know she might be.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't imagine she would be so country neither, Now

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<v Speaker 1>I did kind of what's out because over there the

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<v Speaker 1>picture I posted, is that what's wrong with your butt?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, I just.

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<v Speaker 3>The picture I posted. I went ahead and redacted. What

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<v Speaker 3>do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh come on, man, No, if it's not in the

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<v Speaker 4>it looks looks like her ass is pixelated.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's in the cut. Raw in the cut.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I wanted that petroleum jelly for.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know the uh, the picture that I posted

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<v Speaker 1>is redacted in the buttocks because I don't think you

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<v Speaker 1>can show crap.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you can really on Twitter now, dude, porn

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<v Speaker 5>stars are making a killing.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying I could make money off this crack

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<v Speaker 3>you want to?

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<v Speaker 2>It's although it's not near as sallacious is what's out there?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, I feel like there's some former major league

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<v Speaker 4>managers that have daughters.

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<v Speaker 3>That are putting more out there on Twitter than whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>That is.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, A Dallas company is making a very shocking claim.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get into that next, but right now it's time

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<v Speaker 1>for this. Most gods stay on top in the shovel.

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<v Speaker 4>If you think you crushed it this weekend, you think

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<v Speaker 4>you had a great weekend, I'm just here to tell

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<v Speaker 4>you move over, get over here, and get ready for

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<v Speaker 4>your silver medal, because you did not have the weekend

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<v Speaker 4>Jack Blackhat, which.

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<v Speaker 3>He needed a good weekend after the whole Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing, I don't I think think they were doing fine.

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<v Speaker 5>They just had to go away for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 5>like we would all have to do.

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<v Speaker 3>What was that at the last controversy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, his buddy Kyle Gass just said that, you know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>he said something, you know, he said things that ended

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<v Speaker 5>the tour.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, but you know, Jack was ready to get home.

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<v Speaker 4>The Minecraft movie made one hundred and fifty seven million

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<v Speaker 4>in North America three hundred and one million globally. Dude

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<v Speaker 4>analysts were predicting eighty million, and it nearly doubled that.

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<v Speaker 3>Incredible. This is a kid movie.

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<v Speaker 5>It is the Minecraft Movie, which is PG starring Jack Black,

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<v Speaker 5>Jason Momoa, and three kids I've never heard of.

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<v Speaker 2>I even read a.

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<v Speaker 5>Couple of reviews and they were not good. But sixty

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<v Speaker 5>four percent of the audience was under the age of

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<v Speaker 5>twenty five. People went to see the Minecraft movie this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>That's great.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good. The theaters needed this badly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's like the kool Aid movie. The kool Aid movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. I cannot wait till they make that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So why why do we think that this movie

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<v Speaker 1>was successful when so many others recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Have not been successful.

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<v Speaker 5>I think, oh, I've been just tried to eat himself. No,

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<v Speaker 5>because Minecraft, as you know, yeah, very popular.

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<v Speaker 4>It's hugely popular, and it was popular with you know.

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<v Speaker 4>So now my son is seventeen, almost eighteen years old,

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<v Speaker 4>and so he grew up with it. But also there

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<v Speaker 4>was a whole older set of people that are in

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<v Speaker 4>their thirties that were playing it in their teens and

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<v Speaker 4>stuff like that guy there was a guy can't remember

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<v Speaker 4>his name, was like Snappy or something that my son

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<v Speaker 4>used to watch his videos all the time, Snatchy Snatchy,

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<v Speaker 4>and he was like I don't know a twenty eight

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<v Speaker 4>year old twenty eight year old British guy, okay, and

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<v Speaker 4>and you know, so it if you look at it

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<v Speaker 4>from that standpoint, as long as Minecraft has been around,

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<v Speaker 4>it covers about a fifteen year span of people that

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<v Speaker 4>then get older and then you still.

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<v Speaker 3>Get the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's not a guaranteed measure of success like

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<v Speaker 1>there was the Uh. There's been other video game movies

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<v Speaker 1>that have come out that have battleship movie that have

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<v Speaker 1>been like things people are into like I think that

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<v Speaker 1>might maybe it's a perfect recipe. I'm not saying that's

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<v Speaker 1>not a factor. Clearly that is a factor, but some

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<v Speaker 1>have failed. Is this that times the greatness of Jack Black?

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<v Speaker 2>Jason Momoa too, maybe has big marketing kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, he's failed to Aquaman or whatever. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>ask my son.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm willing to bet money he has no idea who

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Black or Jason Momo are. Well for something to

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<v Speaker 1>be as wildly popular as as it would be diversified,

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<v Speaker 1>so a lot get kids, people like your kid who

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know, and then it'd get people like that, like

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<v Speaker 1>the actors who don't even know about the game.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it'd be widespread.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of the Mario Brothers movie. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Tought that that was the second biggest open for a

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<v Speaker 4>video game. Yeah movie, right, So whatever it is, it

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<v Speaker 4>was definitely needed. I think we'll see more video game

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<v Speaker 4>movies comes in. But the Angry Birds movie failed. But whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>Minecraft is wild to me because it's a narrativeless game.

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<v Speaker 2>You just build stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not storylines and it you know, so I think

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<v Speaker 5>that's interesting, but I don't know how they adapted that

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<v Speaker 5>into the movie. We moved forward to Saturday Night Live,

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<v Speaker 5>where your host was Jack Black and look, it's been

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<v Speaker 5>a great season fifty not defending it. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 5>if they have a bad season. They've had some bad

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<v Speaker 5>ones recently. This was one of the greatest episodes of

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<v Speaker 5>the last ten years, really really, and he had not

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<v Speaker 5>hosted since two thousand and five. It's important to know

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<v Speaker 5>that in two thousand and five he had what is

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<v Speaker 5>seen as one of the greatest episodes of Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 5>Live of all time. In that episode was Debbie Downer,

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<v Speaker 5>the Spelling Bee Sketch with Will Forte, Lonely Islands, really

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<v Speaker 5>break out hit with Lazy Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, Christmas time for the Jews. I mean, there

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<v Speaker 4>are so many funny ones. Appalachian Er.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a great episode and he's back for the

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<v Speaker 5>first time in twenty years, and he just they I

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<v Speaker 5>call this weaponizing the talent of a host. They weaponized music,

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<v Speaker 5>and he had an awesome monologue and it's just there's

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<v Speaker 5>so much crazy crap that happened. They were taking digs

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<v Speaker 5>at Morgan wall in the entire episode. Heights Gardner had

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<v Speaker 5>some fake breast. It was all really insane.

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<v Speaker 1>She had those fake breasts in the bass sketches right

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<v Speaker 1>where everyone's playing a bass.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, which they're making fun of Morgan Wallen's band because

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<v Speaker 5>Morganwallen's band is just him, and then like five guys

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<v Speaker 5>behind him with guitars. In fact, James Austin Johnson's wearing

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<v Speaker 5>a shirt that says God's Country on It's so good.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it is all clearly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw the monologue and I saw that sketch

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<v Speaker 1>where hey, you have your own instrument, come up on

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<v Speaker 1>stage and jam with us, and every person that came

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<v Speaker 1>up was playing a bass, and I saw Heidi and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, wait, what what did that happen?

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<v Speaker 3>Are those new whole part of the bit?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just a little fake moves they threw on her

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<v Speaker 4>because she's juggie in general. I mean I would say, no, really,

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<v Speaker 4>you need to see shrinking well compared to this. Well,

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<v Speaker 4>obviously after she gets f sized fakers, but she's not

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<v Speaker 4>the kind of person that's a candidate for fakers.

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<v Speaker 1>She's pretty Okay, I want you to see this because

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<v Speaker 1>I I don't know how they would have made them

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<v Speaker 1>look that real if they were fake.

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<v Speaker 5>It's crazy because you got the bikini, so it's like

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<v Speaker 5>her human skin from the neck down. So whatever they

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<v Speaker 5>put on her, and there's pictures from the dressing room

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<v Speaker 5>I saw where they're put them on.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>It's also funny because like everyone's bringing a new instrument.

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, okay, we've got enough bass, and they're sicking,

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<v Speaker 5>free falling.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we've got enough bass.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Marcello comes out and he's got spoons.

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<v Speaker 5>He's like, all right, spoons, there's something new, and he's like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>it's for my crack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he does some cracking. Then he breaks out

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<v Speaker 2>of bass.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone came out unloaded like a keyboard, like a case.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, it's just my carrying case for my bass.

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<v Speaker 5>This is so good, whole episode a banger. Jack Black

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<v Speaker 5>won the weekend. Congratulations. Congratulations to Jack Black. All right,

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<v Speaker 5>coming up next to Dallas company makes a shocking claim.

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<v Speaker 3>That's next on The Beninskin Show.