Speaker 1: I made a decision.
Speaker 2: Face sunny sunrd on ahead of vision.
Speaker 3: What's up everybody, Hi guys, it's for crying out loud
poor ly Nutte.
Speaker 1: She's sick today.
Speaker 3: I can't hear my own head. Don't you hate when
you're sick and you talk and your head vibrates.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it's going around. As I told you before
we came in here. If you look on Facebook, everybody's
got it some kind of I mean, I have a
lung infection, which I like to repeat over.
Speaker 1: And over and over.
Speaker 2: Infection.
Speaker 1: I'll shut out, Kalen. We'll get to you in a minute.
Wooster lumentary embolism. I'm just worried because we're in.
Speaker 3: A small area now that I'm you're gonna get sick.
Speaker 2: But I have like a superhuman immune system now because
I took antibiotics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ambiotics.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's still a little steroid hiding in
my system, ready to pounce out and.
Speaker 1: Jealous of feet energy. Yes, yes girl, yes, queen god Lynnette.
Speaker 2: Can I just tell you that I am enjoying the
heck out of summer deal?
Speaker 1: I know, and you know scape goes by so fine.
When did your first day start August.
Speaker 2: I want to say August twenty second. Really, yeah, something
like that. We have like a back to school picnic
on the nineteenth. Oh, and then I think the next day,
maybe we start the day after No, we couldn't start
the day after that. No.
Speaker 3: All I know is Sonny told me yesterday you just
talked to dad, and our Monoe trip starts the day
before school starts.
Speaker 1: Oh no. I was like, really, you're gonna go out
of town.
Speaker 3: You're gonna miss the first week basically of eighth grade.
Speaker 1: That's great. That's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's hard. I wish he didn't do it. But
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I mean I wish Adam would think maybe twice about
it and be like, you know, dude, it's eighth grade.
Speaker 1: But Adam would.
Speaker 2: Adam would if he was here right now, he go,
are you high?
Speaker 3: You know how much that boy learns on our trips.
You know, there's that's nothing in school that could teach
him what he learns and as valuable as our trips.
Going to Monterey, I said, so, what is Matt DeAndrea
gonna be like his teacher while you're at all the shows?
Speaker 1: He just gonna sit there and what do you mean
he learns? What is he learning?
Speaker 3: He's learning that the Beastie Boys suck, and he's learning
about red hand turnarrows, and he's learning about what else
is Adam complaining about?
Speaker 1: I think you've about summed it up right there. Okay,
thanks Scaling. Yeah, I mean what I don't know? And
then learned that his parents didn't show him no love?
Right right? Well, well let me play devil's advocate. Yeah,
speaking of his parents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe make this the last one, because you know
you're not gonna want to miss the first week of
high school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not if you're sunny.
Speaker 2: But their middle school is eighth grade is like now
he's gonna he's gonna have a little senior ritis anyway.
So like if he doesn't care, like Elbie would never
hear of that, I know, because.
Speaker 1: She's always is like she would be like absolutely not
I need.
Speaker 2: But I don't know if as long as he goes
to the first day, gets his schedule, gets the feel
of things, I mean, he's gonna miss a lot and
then he's gonna be behind. But if he can, if
he knows that and he can catch up, I feel
like eighth grade is a better time to do it
than the first week of high school. Right, he does
start high school in ninth grade, right, Yeah, totally different school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd hate to miss that, So.
Speaker 2: Maybe save the fight about it for next year, and
then you're gonna have more of a leg to stand
on going. He really wanted to miss the first week
of high.
Speaker 1: School, I know.
Speaker 3: And every year when I tell Adam, like, really, he's
gonna miss the first week or whatever whatever, you know,
what his argument always is is.
Speaker 2: Well, why do they starting school so early? It's only
August twelfth? Like, what are we going to school so early?
School's start in September? What are we doing in August?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what does it? What good is that?
That's all just hot air, Adam.
Speaker 3: You're not solving any problems by complaining about when the
school district put on the calendar when they go back
to school.
Speaker 2: That's not gonna And you know what I hate about
that too, is it it makes us the mom sort
of like the man somehow it's our fault, Like I
didn't make the school calendar.
Speaker 1: Right, go fight with them. Don't make that argument to me.
I didn't create it. I didn't go like, you know,
it would be good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting those kids back to school in the middle
of summer, right, that'd be a great idea. Right, it's
move things around so that they have to go buy
all buy those spray water bottles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're so freaking hot because.
Speaker 2: It's a hundred degrees every day, little fan, how about
that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: No, it's not our idea. We don't like it either.
Speaker 2: What why do they think that we're overjoyed about the
king starting back to school early?
Speaker 1: We're not. But what good does it do? Exactly? Well,
what's where's your solution? Get into solution? Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, with him with this blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm looking forward to having those four days alone,
but uh, you know, and then like Natalia every year,
it's like he goes, oh, I'm going to plan a
trip with me and Natalia.
Speaker 1: Well here we are.
Speaker 3: Never had one trip with Natalia, never even planned a
trip with Natalia. You know how his his you know
how he goes when he's trying to plan something.
Speaker 1: Natalia.
Speaker 3: I can always tell you like the therapist said something
to him, because the next morning I hear him going
to Italians room.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Italia. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, you want to go with Daddy to run? Errand
now all right?
Speaker 1: Or oh Harold, God is my life too?
Speaker 3: And you know no tell yet you want to do
something with Daddy today? Now Mindy's coming over. All right,
Well she doesn't want to do anything with Mike. That's okay,
Well there you go. Then now well, well she doesn't
want to do anything, like she doesn't want to do
anything because she never done anything to see that you
maybe could be fun doing something. Even when you do
do something like hence going to the.
Speaker 2: Beach with your friends, he leaves for three hours the beach, right,
so what good is anything? What?
Speaker 1: What is that? You know? I don't know. I agree.
Speaker 2: But also sometimes it's the kid, because for instance, Elbie
loves to will go do anything with me?
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know if I go. I was gonna
go drop off some stuff at Goodwill? Want to come?
She sure? Fun? Because I think you're fun. I don't.
Speaker 2: Well, but my point was going to be no matter
what you ask Sadie, it could be something great. Hey, Sadie,
do you want to you want to come with me
to Disneyland. I'm going to Disneyland. I'll get you in
with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm good. Nothing really, you'd rather do nothing
than come with me?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I mean I joke about Disneyland. But doesn't matter
what I'm doing. Go to the grocery store. These kids,
I don't know if it's like a slightly spoiled thing
where they're like, well, mostly Xander is gonna not go either,
but they will be sure to tell me what to
bring back. Oh, hey, guys, I'm gonna go to the store. Uh,
do you guys want to come with me? No? Even
if we'renette, we could be passing by the store. The
store could have a drive through, rob could have a
drive through. Yeah, and they'll be like he just drop throwing.
I know they don't want to go through no drive
through nothing, No, no, they want to drop.
Speaker 1: Us off at home.
Speaker 2: And then oh really, so I want to So what
you guys would like Let me get this straight. You
guys would like me to continue on another two miles,
drop you off at home, get back in the car.
Speaker 1: Are right, it's hot.
Speaker 2: Go it's too hot. We need to just go home,
so I should, But it's fine for me. Yeah, go
get get back in the car, go back to the
stork another two miles in the other direction. Park, get out,
go in, and then grab you some ice cream. Well, yeah,
it's just gonna say, don't forget the chocolate.
Speaker 1: And the magic shell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and with cream, magic Michelle, don't come home with
already one.
Speaker 1: I love the magic Shelle. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Oh, my kids, my twins, So right now I'll visit
summer at sleep boy Camp. My kids are so give
them an inch, they'll take a mile. Yeah, I've never
met kids that are more give them an inch. Mom,
I don't think you've given us our allowance. This is Sadie.
Here's my impression of Sadie. Mom, when's the last time
you gave him my allowance? Now, of course that's a trap,
right because who knows when the last time we gave
her allowed I don't know. I don't keep track, but
I probably never gave her her allowance.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I probably owe you last week's allowance. So
you got ten dollars coming to you. I don't think
you gave me it the week before either or the
week before that.
Speaker 1: So I have thirty dollars coming to me. Ah, that's
what I get. I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've been keeping track. So also, don't forget
the ten dollars from when I when you said I
could have ten dollars if I cleaned the bathroom, you
said I can have ten dollars. So now you owe
me forty. Like by the time I get out of
this hundred dollars in the hole, I know, and I
can't have no memory. She preys upon my lack of memory. Yes,
I'm like, listen, how do old people get hurt?
Speaker 3: I know, I know what's going to happen when we
really do have all timer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, They're going to totally take advantage of me.
They're going to rewrite my will and be.
Speaker 1: Like, uh no, I'm pretty sure this is how it was.
I'd be like, that's all my signature. No, no, it
is your will.
Speaker 2: Statie's going to be like, no, I'm pretty sure that's
your signature. Mom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gave you all my money just to
you say it. I don't feel like I would have
done that. Oh you didn't get me some don't. It's
a vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It's so oh, it's so sad.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I had this this weekend. I was thinking about saying this. Okay,
I'll just tell you guys this just because nobody's gonna
Who's gonna tell Mobile Muffins parents that I was saying
any of this?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Right? Of course, nobody knows the Mobile I don't know.
Speaker 3: No, they don't except for a sprinkling of hardcore fans
that have showed up at two events that she was at.
And of course they come right up to me and go,
is that Mobile Muffin? And you know I can't lie,
Yeah it is, but they but.
Speaker 2: Mobile Muffins parents weren't there, No, so how they singly? Right?
Speaker 1: They're never anywhere.
Speaker 2: And none of these none of our fans have facial
uh recommendation technology.
Speaker 1: Now they have Alzheimer's too.
Speaker 2: Remember what she looks like a little twelve thirteen year
old So basically all right, So basically.
Speaker 1: Then that's having to drink some warm coffee for her,
trying to get my thirst in. All right?
Speaker 3: Over the weekend, Mobile Muffin, and like two of her
girlfriends were like in and out can so I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't keep track because I have all times. But
it's like every night.
Speaker 3: So and so spend the night, and so and so
spend the night, and every time and so and so.
Speaker 1: Spends the night. Oh and also can Mobile Muffin spend
the night?
Speaker 2: She's always weaved in so all right, whatever, like she's
like part of the tapestry, right, and now it's like
Olga's joking around with her because you know she's a
vegan or whatever, so like like old aygo like, I'm
making steaks and then she'll go Mobile Muffin and I
know you love those steaks, don't you like she jokes.
Speaker 1: Around like we're now like kind of like, all right,
we are no family. She's part of the family, all right.
Her needs are incorporated into shopping trips. Oh yeah, you want,
how many muffins do you want when you go to
the store.
Speaker 2: Not only is n Italia giving you her laugh and
she's like, oh and you know, Mobile Muffin's gonna get
some vegan muffins for the right.
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me put her on the phone. You
could talk to it. You tell me.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, this is Corolla, it really is.
Speaker 1: That's what it's like. So she's over and everything.
Speaker 3: All right, this might make your a lot of people's
blood boil, but okay, so.
Speaker 2: We live for that. I know, that's why people listen.
They like to get riled up with us. I know,
I know they do. I love that because then you
don't feel like you're the only nut.
Speaker 1: Job gets riled up. They like to get mad at
John for not being able to find the clams.
Speaker 2: Take pictures of the grocery isle, and Darren me, yeah,
go on challenging me to write.
Speaker 1: Clams that are right there in the upper right hand
corner of the picture.
Speaker 2: Oh really, they say, you a picture? Oh, John will
take a picture. Yes, he the aisle to prove to
me that there's no clams. And then I'll go, do
you see up on the spotted them like Waldo in
the picture?
Speaker 1: Really not that hard? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: He takes the picture to prove to me that there's
no clams in the picture. And then I have to
go see the can third road. Yeah. Anyway, go on though,
make my blood boiling it.
Speaker 3: So all right, she's over all the time. So a
couple things over the weekend. Now, on Saturday, I had
to go to a birthday party. One of the lackeys
here had a birthday. Patrick and he's not a lackey,
but anyway, he had people like at some place in
the valley, in the Deep Valley, and I was going
to get ready to go there, and so I'm getting
ready and Jody.
Speaker 1: I have Jody come over.
Speaker 3: She's going to come with me because she's been wanting
to see me and see the kids. So she comes
over while I get ready, she hangs out with the kids.
She's in Italia's room with mobile muffin. And then Jody
comes in while I'm getting ready, and she goes, she
holds up a box of games are now a big
thing ever since our trip. Like I had to go
get the Chameleon game. I had to go get Jina.
I have to go get you know, at Target, and
I bought like what you mean or whatever, and there's
a whole bunch of different versions of.
Speaker 1: It, but I made sure it was okay.
Speaker 3: I guess, So I got that one and then we
go home and now Jody comes in my room and
while I'm getting ready, she goes, do you know that
they had this game going there?
Speaker 1: Playing this game in the Italian's room right now? Let
me guess, Cards against Humanity? You know what, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: You said that because Sonny said that, Because Sonny, because
because I said.
Speaker 1: You know a game. I was saying something and he goes, well,
I don't know, cards against you. He said that too. No,
it wasn't that it was good. It was some kind
of what do you mean look alike? But it wasn't that.
Speaker 3: It was but it was like girls' night out bachelorette addition.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah. Jody's like, do you know what some
of these questions are?
Speaker 3: Like she and I was going and it says and
She's like, well on it and I and I thought
I bought it because I have Alzheimer's and I bought
a bunch of games, and I don't know that could
have gotten in the mix.
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, I didn't. I thought I looked
at everything. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't see the because it said girls night out
on the back and it was like bachelorette night. And
I was like, oh, shoot, wow, okay, give me that,
you know, And I said, give that to me. I'm
going to keep it, you know, forget it, don't bring
it back in there. So I kept it in my
room and then then all right, So then the next day,
Moba Muffin's still there Sunday and they want to go
to some like Korean market okay, and and whatever it was,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was like by the rules.
Speaker 3: No, it's by Santa Anita racetrack, some Korean market thing
that happens once a month. They want to go there,
probably for pictures for their Instagram of course, pictures, I'm
guessing because she's like, I go, well, can I take
you girls? And then just stay in the car because
I'm not feeling good. I just want to sit.
Speaker 2: And she's like, well, who's going to take our pictures?
In like, you're going on Korea this picture? Yeah, I know,
ask a stranger.
Speaker 1: Like we all did in the old days, right, And
they're all Asian too. They're fine. They they take pictures.
That's what they do anyways.
Speaker 3: So so all right, so they they're going to this
Asian market. So I take I take her and a
couple other friends mobile muffin included to the Asian market
that's not there. It's Sunday evening now, it's not there.
It's the wrong day of the month. Everybody yells at in.
Speaker 2: Italian Natalia you said it was no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, now what do you girls want to do? Okay?
Speaker 3: We go to in and out all right, But first
of all, Mobile Muffin's vegan right.
Speaker 1: To go to Oh my god, I love the French fries. Linnette.
Speaker 2: I just need to interject that I have the same
member Sadie's friend Layla, same exact things vegan. She's vegan too.
I have the same thing, and I've had to when
there was nothing to eat. I remember one time leaving
Magic Mountain and there was nowhere to go but like
in and out right, and she was like, that's okay,
I can just have like bread. Well maybe she wouldn't
vegan at the time, she was just vegetarian, so she
ordered like they made her a grilled cheese out of
the top and the bottom of a bun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I lo's what I eat there.
Speaker 2: I like.
Speaker 3: I like meat. I just don't like ground meat. Didn't
we talk about this at restaurants. I just don't like
ground meat from restaurants. If somebody's making a hamburger at
their house and they're barbecuing, I'm all for it. I
don't like hamburgers. I don't see what the big in
and out thing is. Everybody loves there.
Speaker 1: I'm with here. Yeah anyway, all right, so we take.
Speaker 3: We go to In and Out, there's a humongous line, like,
there's a huge line. This one was double the humongous
line because it was Sunday at like four o'clock and
I was going, oh no, oh, my god. So I
let them out.
Speaker 2: You would think Courtney Kardashian just popped up in new
lip plumping site. I know, is it Courtney, is Kylie
whatever what you think of Kardashian just did a pop
up store.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Brandon.
Speaker 2: The line it's never right out, it's never it could
be it could be three o'clock. It's even at an
off time that you buy fast food.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's up.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I have no idea. It's always long.
This was double. I couldn't believe it. I go, you guys,
and then Natalie's like we can. She's like, just drop
us off, we'll go, and so we'll wait and it's
it's in an okay part of town, but it's fine.
But it's like one of those old school looking pot
like in and outs, not one of the newer ones.
Speaker 1: It's an old school one.
Speaker 3: So there's a window and you can walk up. But
now you walk up to the window and the windows
a mile long. All right, go ahead, go wait you
guys go, I have nowhere to put my car. So
I'm sitting in the car across the street, down the street.
Then I send a text. Now I know Sonny is
going to be home alone because Adam's got a live show,
and I know. I'm like, now I'm going, well, what
are we going to eat for dinner? So I say, Sunny,
I'm out in and out let me. You want something?
Of course, yes, two Hamburgers. So so then I tell
Natalia get Sunny. And then of course I get this whole.
I don't have enough money. You have to bring me money.
I don't have, you know, like she freaks out. Everything
a big has to be and just go okay, thanks,
what does he want?
Speaker 1: I'll get it right.
Speaker 2: It's got to be a big pushback, a big argument,
a big something, but even just life in general, like
why does our simplest plan right have to turn into
why can't anything be relaxing?
Speaker 1: Now with kids? Sister, Now if you and I live
together very relaxing, Oh, it.
Speaker 2: Would be remote. That would be our biggest problem. Where's
the Apple remote? Were not working?
Speaker 1: It's not hooked up right? Oh my god. Okay, wait,
really quick interjection. Yeah, because it's speaking of that.
Speaker 2: So John was watching a DVD in our bedroom on
our TV, and I went to go watch because I'm
into watching them.
Speaker 1: I've given big Little lies a chance again.
Speaker 2: I'm watching it and I went to go switch it
to Apple TV so I can watch it on HBO,
and I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I was like, the Apple TV.
Speaker 2: So we have this one remote that you have to
press the source and it goes to like DV whatever,
not DVR, but DV something. The input one is direct
TV and two is the components, like the DVDVD or
Apple TV. So I go to hit the second component.
It just doesn't. Nothing comes up.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, do an adam or I'm like, I
guess I can't watch it. I mean I can't.
Speaker 2: I tried it like eight times. So then it like
two days went by and I kept forgetting and I
was like, hey, John, can you show me like I
can't get it to go back to Apple TV since
you were watching Billions on a DVD.
Speaker 1: And he was like, okay, let me show you right now. Well,
you have to pull the cord out from the back.
Speaker 2: He's like I couldn't get it to do whatever he goes,
you have to pull this cord out and then put
it into the Apple TV.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, I never if you died,
I would just never be able to watch Apple TV,
like I'd be done, Like I would literally never want
anything but DVDs and regular TV.
Speaker 1: I told him that.
Speaker 2: I was like, if you were not here, I would
never be able to ever watch another thing because how
would I ever possibly know that? I know?
Speaker 1: Well, what about that? I want to know? By the way,
what about what zanders weed? Did you get that figured out?
Got it figured out? Okay, you come back to that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you should train one of the kids to
learn that all that stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what I would do.
Speaker 2: So they do kind of know that. But but I
think that John made his own work around. He's just
technically savvy. So he figured out, Okay, if I want
to make this work, I got to plug this chord.
I don't know from chords. I couldn't recognize a chord.
I think John could like take a bomb apart. You know,
he'd be the guy going, oh, it's the it's the
yellow you got to cross the yellow one. I would
never know that I would blow the place up first try,
I'd be like, I don't know, I'll try the white one.
I mean, I really want to watch HBO, so it's
worth trying. Yeah, I want to talk about Big Will anyway.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, So so Natalia is in line.
Speaker 2: I tell her, now, you've got to park right, some
parts defeats the purpose, right, I gotta get out.
Speaker 3: I gotta go over there. I gotta give her money.
And then by then she already ordered. And now she's
in the waiting part, in the waiting corral.
Speaker 1: What so now I got it, and she just let
somebody go ahead of her. I know that you were coming.
Speaker 3: Up because she's Natalia and she don't she don't give
a flying f She's Natalia and she's gonna do whatever
Natalian wants to do. And she don't care who, what, what,
Unless it's your friend, let's just her friends it nobody
else exists. So I'm like, what Natalia, She's all, well,
I'm sorry, goes fast. Okay, then okay, I blame this
all on Mobile Muffin. By the way, it's because Mobile
Muffin has that that like, oh sorry, I didn't I
didn't see it or I didn't. I seen that a
lot from her, not like getting in trouble thing, just
like oh something like where.
Speaker 1: Was the remote? Oh, I'm sorry, miss scirrel.
Speaker 3: I put that there like a lot of like doesn't
give a you know, rats ass and just put things
wherever right kind of thing. All right, okay, you you
didn't know I was getting out of it anyway. I get
in line. Now I'm waiting. Now I'm now mad, I'm
staring down mobile muffin. No, I'm mad, I'm whatever.
Speaker 1: I get set.
Speaker 3: So finally I get up to order and it's just
two hamburgers. I think, oh, I'll get it really quick
because it's just two hamburgers and a milkshake from my yard.
Speaker 1: Because the boys like the way I shake it. How
does that song go? My milkshake brings all the boys
to the yard. They're like, it's better than yours, damn right.
Speaker 3: So I get a milkshake something and it's only gonna
be a few minutes. I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, they're waiting,
and then they I go, you guys are eating here, right,
You're not gonna come in my car with all that.
Speaker 1: Now I'll eat here.
Speaker 3: So they're sitting at the table and I'm waiting, and
finally I go, Natalia, I'm gonna go sit in the car.
I left it like in somebody's driveway somewhere down. So
I don't know where I left. I just got out
because I was irritated. It's still playing like my songs
and stuff. My earbuds are still in there, my purses
and so I like Italia. I'm going back to the car.
I gotta go get it. I don't know where it went,
but I'm gonna go get the car. Listen for number
sixty one. That's your brothers.
Speaker 1: I haven't even gotten my.
Speaker 3: So to argue, just okay, I know you haven't gotten
yours yet. Just listen for sixty one. Listen, girls, I
tell all four of them, just sixty one. That's your
you know, que to go get his food. I got
it to go. It's gonna be in a bag, okay,
so anna milkshake. So I go get in the car.
I get, and then then they all then they're done.
Then they get in the car and then I go,
did you get Sonny's? She goes, yeah, I got it,
and she's got this bag and she hands me the bag,
and I gave her the receipt. She hands me in
a bag with the receipt, eating it with trash in it,
like like like no, yeah, and like two half eaten
French fries. Sonny didn't get French fries. All he got
was hamburgers. And I'm going, what.
Speaker 1: What is going on? And she goes, I don't. Natali goes,
I don't know. That's what they gave me. I don't know.
And then she's back to talking. She's got her back
towards me. I go stop.
Speaker 3: I goes, this is what you got from the window.
She goes, yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker 1: That's his order.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Like I wanted to the way she was acting,
she doesn't.
Speaker 3: I mean she kind of does. But it like was
amplified like that, right flip it. I don't give a
shit attitude.
Speaker 1: Because of a fire right mobile muffin is an amplifier,
Yes she is, so with no cords attached, she don't
need to plug her in.
Speaker 3: So I go all. Then I get out of the car.
Natalia goes, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Mom?
Speaker 1: I go, I gotta go get his hand.
Speaker 3: She goes, mom, come on, and I go because I'm
turning the car to park and she goes, would you
do this for I go, Natalia, of course I would
do this for you. I just order two Hamburgers. You know,
I'm just gonna drive away with this bag. And I
open it up and show her and I get out
of the car. I go to the window. I push
people away out of the get out. I get like,
I look, I didn't push people. I go, excuse me,
excuse me, excuse me. And I look at the girl
that I ordered with, and now I'm thinking. And she
don't pay attention to either.
Speaker 2: She's got that flipping and let little little mousey look
at a bell.
Speaker 3: Everybody, Yes, everybody's going down. I go ah, And I
did think in the back of my mind. It's kind
of weird because usually in and out is very good.
Speaker 1: Ye're on it. I've never had the making mistake.
Speaker 3: Never, and they're like, okay, one nameworkers. I go through there,
drive through all the time. And so I get up
there and I go, uh, I ordered And then I
look at the receipt and the receipt has one cheeseburger
and a coke or something like that. And as I'm
handing them the receipt, I look at the receipt and
says cheeseburger.
Speaker 2: And my first thing was and I didn't even order
cheeseburg I got two hamburgers. And as I hand it to.
Speaker 3: Her, I go, oh shit, that's Natalia's receipt. But then
Natalia gave me this bag, so I go and look
what I got. And I handed them the bag and
they look at it. Now the manager comes over and
the manager goes, what did you? It says here and
as I'm about to Natalia walks up, my ma, ma, mo, mom,
I have him.
Speaker 1: I have his hamburgers.
Speaker 3: I gave you the wrong bag, Like I figured it out,
like in you ever figure things out as you're got
a head full of steam. Yes, and you got to
unload anyway and then backtrack.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: So it was all in real time, like like I was.
As I was saying, like what is the cheese? I
wanted to go, I have a feeling, but where's the hamburgers?
Speaker 2: Like you're Natalia, I asked you check another bag holding
another random but goest bag right, and there's four girls,
the other girls I highly respect, so why didn't they
pipe up?
Speaker 1: So I don't know what's going on? So then Natalia
comes because I got him.
Speaker 3: I got him, and I go all right, fine, and
then he's like, now mad at her, and I going
to tell you you just don't pay attention. Everything is like, okay,
all right, and you turn your head you don't care.
And she's like, but it's a not at mistake. It's
not a mistake. And I go, all right, fine, honest mistake.
And then we get in the cun she goes, where's
my fries?
Speaker 1: I gave them to them.
Speaker 3: I go, you gave me the bag, honest mistake. I
left it there. And then she's like she can't say anything.
Speaker 1: Can I have some of your fries? Like they're left over?
Fron Oh?
Speaker 3: Well then okay. So there was that debacle the game,
So all right, now it's the next morning. Of course
Molba Muffin is still there, so later that night. So
this was Sunday. Okay, now it's Sunday nine o'clock. Now
I signed that Talia up to do her volunteer stuff
for the whole week from ten. This week, she's going
ten to ten to one to the Hathaway Sycamore House,
which is something that I've been a part of that
Garret Goos has been a part, like we've done fundraising
for them and they're a great organization, Hatha Moore Sycamore.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they're a family.
Speaker 3: They help families with mental illness and they have kids
that need tutoring, young kids, old kids, whatever. So she's
going to be doing tutoring all week from ten to one.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yes, her and her friend, her other friend are going together.
So we're going to carpool back and forth and instead
of camp, she's going to go help people, which I love.
Good good go help people.
Speaker 1: And so she's got to get it.
Speaker 3: So it's Monday, So it's Sunday evening and I'm thinking,
all right, Natalia, listen, get your head in the game.
You got to get up kind of early because you've
been sleeping in.
Speaker 1: That's really sad. I know she has Oh no, no, she
has to get up by she has to be there
at ten. No, she has to get well the today's well.
Speaker 3: Monday, the first day, she has to get there at
nine fifty nine thirty because first first second I thought
you meant she had to get there at one.
Speaker 1: And I was laughing that, like, hey, you got to
get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, because she's going to agree because my kids
going until noon. What she's been doing is she's been
doing this, I'm staying on Chicago time, so I'm going
to wake up early and I'm going to go to
bed early. And she does do it except for when
her friends spend the night, which is every other night,
so I don't know what she thinks she's doing.
Speaker 1: She's like, Oh, I'm on Chicago time. No you're not. No,
you're not. You just slept until twelve today Chicago time.
Speaker 3: What Chicago time? No backwards Chicago time. So she's like, uh, okay,
I'm fine, mom, Like I don't. So all her friends
leave this Sunday evening except for one who's still there.
Speaker 1: No Muffin is still at your house? Uh huh.
Speaker 3: And then okay, Then right as the sun is going down,
they decide two of the friend the one friend was
still there too, who I'm not that crazy for either,
And I'm just starting to know her.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I don't know. Still, okay, they.
Speaker 3: Both put on Italia has my roller skates and her
roller skates because I got us matching roller skates one Christmas.
And so they're in her room and her two friends
put the roller skates on and then they're roller skating
inside the house.
Speaker 1: I don't care, that's fine. They start to go outside.
Speaker 3: Now there's no there's no fence around the pool, and
I say uh, and Atali is not with them.
Speaker 1: There's the two of them, and I go.
Speaker 3: Hey, uh, Mobile Muffin, Uh, don't go I don't want
any guys. You can go outside, but don't go around
the pool because that's dangerous. I'm not crazy for you
guys to go outside anyway, but stay over on the patio.
Don't go by the pool because that's dangerous. You fall
in the pool, you got weights on the bottom, you're
gonna get around, it's gonna pull you down. And they're
like yeah, and Mobile Muffin is looking right at me,
and she goes yeah, okay, okay, and she closes the
door close.
Speaker 1: The other one goes behind her closer. I I'm already
getting mad. Any kid you not? I kid not.
Speaker 3: She goes straight to the side of the pool and
roller skates on the coping around the pool on the
of the pool. I was like, I was watching her,
and I stood at the sliding glass door.
Speaker 1: The other one can't roller skate.
Speaker 3: She can, so the other one's like kind of like,
you know, wobbling and trying to roller skate on like
these pavers, and she's she can't move, so she said,
standing in one spot. Meanwhile, Mobile is mobile around the
pool and I once, does.
Speaker 1: She think you're blind? I stood there and I go,
who like this? I go, whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 1: I opened the door. I watched her, I go, what
are you doing? Mobile? Muffin what I said? Didn't I
just say?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Sorry, oh no, oh sorry, oh sorry? What was she
Ramona from Real Housewives?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry? Sorry? What are you crazy? Girl?
Speaker 2: Like? Are you gotta be kidding me? Do you write
you think I'm blind? But obviously you have that.
Speaker 1: I'm not paying attention, Mode. I don't care what anybody says. Mode.
And by the way, they were very loud and screaming
all day. They were.
Speaker 3: Her bedroom is right next to my office. They're screaming
at these boys. Don't do that kind of stuff. I'm
not trying to compare, but they're screaming at the top
of their running give me a phone.
Speaker 1: No, don't do that, No, Annie, give it back to me.
Speaker 3: You know, they're doing that kind of stuff all day,
Like what thirteen year old girls do you know, and
they're they're yelling at each other. And then one point
there and I didn't want to like Adams. Adam's office
is across from the time. I mean, we're all right there.
It's not like we're in a different party. We're all
right there. And eventually, like they're screaming down the hall
and I go, hey, hey, hey, I become that like
cram Colla, I know, but got.
Speaker 1: A fun house.
Speaker 2: And I go and then I hear an the Tagou.
I hear's not a fun house. I said that like
three times.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: I hear an the Tago, guys, guys, my mom my,
mom my, mom, And then they get quiet for two
minutes and then they start up. Then I walk out
of the office. I see three bags. You know what,
Phil does. I go to pick up a dog poop,
I see whole bags of fish the goldfish and Dorito's
bags fit just a whole bag just shitting out on
his in his ship. Like when I go to pick
up just in Dorito those bags in his business.
Speaker 1: And I tell them that all.
Speaker 3: That if they would pick it up, they would see
I say, guys, listen, you can't leave your bags. I
walk out there's two bags on the floor, like it's
trash on the floor in the in the middle of
the house as you're walking from the bedroom to the
kitchen in the hallway, just on the floor, and I go, hey, hey, girls,
get out here.
Speaker 1: I go, what pick whoever? Who was eating this? Go
pick those up.
Speaker 3: I didn't do it. I wasn't eating Natali. Yeah, you
were eating those, you know.
Speaker 2: They John gets so mad at that when the kids,
when the kids go when I go, hey, uh, there's
a bottle of Lacroix, yeah in the I can. And
because I'm big, you got to bust your own stuff. Yes,
they always do that. Oh that's not mine, not mine?
Oh that maybe that's Sadi's. Sadie'll go oh, it's not mine, right,
And then I'll go, well, I didn't leave it there,
and then they'll be like this, dad, did you leave
your lacroix? And then he'll just lose his mind. He's like,
I don't care whose it is. If you see it, yeah,
all thrown away? Yes, yes, oh yeah, that's the policy.
Not with these girls. Nope, they're like fingerprinting.
Speaker 1: I know, I do not mine, not mine. Bringing in
CSI I'm like, well, don't try to pin this on me.
Speaker 2: I do that with the bags that come through Phil too,
How did you, like, you know, you wanted to see
go check that one out, go pick up his dog.
Speaker 1: I mean I was just like, this is not a
fine house. It is, go pick up your stuff. I
was pissed. So then okay, So this is all in
the same day. This is the in and out. So
where was Italia at this time?
Speaker 3: She's with them screeno, but she's trying to like she's going,
my mom is getting upset, like.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah blah blah. She's trying to wait. This
is during the roller skating where's the tallio?
Speaker 3: While their roller skating Italia was in her bedroom by
the way for the roller skating park. I don't know
because she's they go in and out. They feel free
to be. Does anybody out there have kids friends as
kids like this or they feel free?
Speaker 1: Not them? One mobile Muffin feels free.
Speaker 3: And it's not like we like are joking with her
all the time, like Olga makes jokes with her, but
she's not like, you know, I'm not like hugging her
when she comes in through the door, like I'm.
Speaker 1: Not buddy, buddy.
Speaker 3: She feels free to go enough to just go into
the kitchen get herself our snacks, get which is fine,
I know it. But after the eighteenth time and Sonny's like,
you guys keep eating all the snacks. My mom goes
to the grocery store, buys the snacks. It's gone, and
he tells him that. He goes, don't please, don't eat
all the snacks, like, we just went to the store.
I don't want to see an empty thing. And I said,
I go, yeah, don't exactly what he said. Don't be
eating all the snacks. You have one bag, that's it.
You know, I don't. These girls have been out over
all weekend, well, mabile muffin.
Speaker 2: I'd rather that they eat my snacks than what I get.
A lot of times, which is the other the guest
will instigate the other ones to ask me to take
on places you ever get that, yeah, where they're like, hey, mom,
Carly wants to know if you'll take us out for
frozen yogurt. Yeah, I know, really Carly wants to know that.
Did Carly bring any money? Yes, Carly's mom, I will
take her for frozen yogurt. Why have you been here
fifteen minutes. Why are you already needing frozen YOGURTL I'm
telling you I know.
Speaker 3: And by the way, little mobile MM don't bring no
money ever. You think she ever has money? We go
to in and out, you think she's got the money
for in and out? No, Natali is like, I need
money for MM because her parents don't have I don't
think they have a lot of money. I'm just saying, yeah,
but you know what, you go to somebody's house for
the weekend or something.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't care if you don't have money.
You have enough money to give your kid a couple
of bucks, to say, for their own one.
Speaker 1: You just don't.
Speaker 2: Expect I And here's the thing, I never use the
kid's money. Well, we don't have people sleeping over as
often as you do. But if one of my kids
has a friend over and I've said, like I'm going
to take them all the sky Higher books, they will.
They'll pay for their own sky High a lot of times.
But if they're at my house, of course, if I
if I decide I'm taking them for dinner, yeah, but
the parents are usually like, oh, my kid has money, Yes,
I'm not going to spend the kids money.
Speaker 1: Right, It's just the principle.
Speaker 2: It's prett nice that the parent says, by the way,
I sent my kid with money.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm always like, hey, your money's no good here.
Yeah I know, I know, but it's the principle. But
it's not just expected. Like, your kid's here for two days.
You don't think they're going to be eating meals three
times a day? Are you kidding? Listen to this now,
this is the kapper of the whole weekend.
Speaker 3: So I never The only time I've ever interacted with
her parents is when her dad came over with his
CBD business.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was a Patreon Yes, it was on Patreon.
Speaker 3: And that's the only time, you know he has a
CBD business. He comes over, he gives me his his
samples of stuff, and then charges me for it and
gives me his card, his business card.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it. Back to school night, I talked
to him. That's it.
Speaker 3: The mother the one time I've only I don't have
her phone number. I've never text her, I've never received
a text from her, she's never called. The only time
I've ever had any interaction was when she came over.
I think I talked about it when she walked in
and she said, oh, hi, I'm mobile Muffin's mom, I'm
missus Muffin and think, you know she I don't even
know she said. She might have said thanks for having
her over, and then she's like, is she here? She
walked into the house and then she looks around. She goes, boy,
I'm married wrong the second time around something like that.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I said that, yes, but I forgot about that. That
was the only yes.
Speaker 3: And she looks a little because she was like when
she pulled up, I could see out the window. I go,
this is crazy, lady get waving at me out the window,
you know. And then I was like, oh, shoot, you know,
I luckily didn't say it in front of the kids.
Speaker 1: I said it to older. I was like, oh, this is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the only And that was like two months ago.
I have not heard from her, seeing her nothing, okay,
of all.
Speaker 1: The weekend she spent. So then that is so not
of this I know of this day and age. Right,
So weird, so weird. Right. So after all, so now
it's late. Now, it's nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gone except for Muffin, and she takes her roller
skates off, and I did say it. I opened the
door to Natalia. I go, your kid, your friends are
out the roller skate.
Speaker 1: What's the rule? You know the rule? Oh, don't tell me. Sorry,
I hate that word. Don't tell me. Sorry.
Speaker 3: Your friends are roller skating around them, But give me
those roller skate Now, you can't have the roller skates.
When you want a roller skate, you got to come
to me. I took them. Now, I'm Grandma Corolla.
Speaker 1: Hey turn it down, get off my lawn.
Speaker 3: So now it's nine getting close to me, nine o'clock
on a Sunday evening.
Speaker 2: Her friends are all gone. She's got to get you
got to be somewhere at ten next day.
Speaker 3: So the Mobile Muffin is in her room and Natalia
comes in and goes, where's that game you took away
from us yesterday? And I go, oh, you mean the
inappropriate game. I thought I bought it. I go, it's inappropriate.
I'm gonna take it back.
Speaker 1: She goes. She goes, that's that's Mobile Muffins. That's not ours.
I said she brought that over because there was like
a lot of like dirty game. Yeah, your first time
have you ever? Oh? My god, that's over twenty one.
Speaker 2: Wait totally and it says on the box it says
seventeen or over. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, that's her game and she said yeah,
And I go, okay, are you guys leaving?
Speaker 1: Is she going home?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: That was my second question. Can she spend the night?
I was like, no, would this have been like night
number three?
Speaker 2: Yes? And I go, are you great? First of all,
she doesn't live here. She doesn't live here. Second of all,
you have to get up tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I And by the way, I really am not happy
with the way everybody, the way today went down. You
guys were disrespectful Natalia. You don't pay attention, you're not
listening to me. You let your friends rull whatever I go.
This day was not good. I want everybody gone. She
needs to go home. Well, why she doesn't have a
ride anyway, she can't get picked up. And and I go, well,
I'm not taking her home. She got she better find
a ride. And I'm saying that she can hear me.
I go, well, she's got to find a ride. I'm
not taking her home. I know, I know, you just going.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't go.
Speaker 2: I don't have a ride home, so I have to
stay here. What is wrong with her parents? I know,
I don't know. Can you imagine leaving your kid at
someone's house for the third night in a row and
not calling the parents and I'm saying, hey, I would
be practically crying, yes, going, oh my god, is there
any way? I mean, I watch her for another couple
of hours if you mind? But well, that would never happen.
It would never happen, especially the third night. Even if
it was the first night and I was like, and
they said you could sleep over, but still if I
hadn't planned on it, I'd still be like, you know what,
I'm so sorry John, And I ended up going out.
I do Is there any way she could stay over?
If not, no, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: No, I would not. Can you imagine just not get
this star? I forgot about this bar.
Speaker 3: So when we got home from in and out and tell,
he goes, mom, can you take us tepeeing?
Speaker 1: What it's like? No, I'm not taking you tea. The
people t t TP.
Speaker 3: And our neighborhood like first day of school, like there's
houses that are like T beat or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: Like maybe once it's not just a random Sunday activity, right,
I go no, no, and you got to get up
in the morning. No, not taking you always say no
when I ask you go to go teepe, I go
because I'm not.
Speaker 3: Taking you teving. I'm not just not doing it. I
don't think it's a good thing. You guys might think
it's funny. Some parents might be okay with it, but
I'm telling you right now, they're not okay. No parent
wants to get out there with their ladder up in
the trees, getting at toilet paper just stays there forever.
It's no, I'm not having my daughter to be a
part of that. If you do it at somebody else's house,
I don't know about it.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm not taking you tee being that's it. So and
So's mom does Okay, then she comes a few minutes now,
she goes.
Speaker 1: Mom, uh if moa muffins mom takes us at.
Speaker 2: Eight thirty eight thirty, and then she wouldn't please.
Speaker 1: Mom suddenly is in back in the book. Sure, okay,
this was I'm sorry, this was before that. She doesn't
have a ride. This was earlier in the evening.
Speaker 3: Okay, mobile muffins mom says she can do it, but
she can't be here till eight thirty. And now it's
seven o'clock and I'm like, are you trying? I go fine,
if she's gonna take all you girls and she wants
to be in charge of that, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, I've never met the mother. I've never gotten a text.
Speaker 3: But she's signing on to go, Okay, I'll come pick
you up, take a tee being at a house that
my daughter's at all the time.
Speaker 1: She probably bought her the bachelorette.
Speaker 3: Oh, there's something wrong with this woman. There's something wrong
with this if she really did say I'm going to
come pick you girls up and take you teeping to
the house where my daughter has been.
Speaker 1: And I never really, I've never talked to the mom.
Never thank the mom.
Speaker 3: Never, never send a text to the mom like thank
you so much for everything you've done for my daughter,
which is a lot, and.
Speaker 1: Never thank you for co parenting my daughter and Olga
driving her everywhere too. And let's not forget you totally
get this, Kaylin, right, you're a parent. Oh yeah, you
know sounds really I mean.
Speaker 3: Really, you've got to be out of your ever loving
tree if you think so finally I'm like, okay, fine,
she's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Fine.
Speaker 3: Then later on it's nine o'clock and that's when the
eight where's the game? And then I go, I thought
you guys were going teeping. She goes, well, she can't.
And then I go, well, she can take you teeping,
but she can't come pick her up. No, that's why
she can't. She's she's busy. And I go, she will
you better find her a ride? You better find so
Sonny and I are playing Monopoly by the door, and
then ding dong, like at half an hour later, like
a quarter to ten, a pickup truck is outside, which
is her dad comes and picks her up. Dad picks
her up, and she's like, bye, thank you. She just
goes out the front door by thank you. That's all
I hear. Like this girl, And again I don't. I
don't think it's the I mean, she's thirteen, she should
know better. Maybe she should pick up on the manners
from the I mean the other girls who I like
and who I you know, I've known since Natalia was
in third grade, are always like you know, they get
to the in and out and they get in the car.
First thing like thank you, missus girl, and thank you
so much. Everything's thank you, And then I noticed that.
Then then Mobile Muffin comes with the thank you. She's
the last one. It's just like there's something going on
with this mother and the home life, and I feel
bad for her. And I don't know what to do
at this point, because what am I supposed to do?
Like I have to have the clear boundaries. But again,
like she comes to my house, I'm not gonna go, hey,
got money for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2: Of course, No, I totally get it. It's it's the
has to come from the parent. My parents should be like, listen,
you've been paying for everything for my daughter. Listen, here's
you know, twenty bucks to go to.
Speaker 3: Save that CBD business card the guy gave me, because
then maybe I would call him and talk to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's got your two hundred dollars. Yeah he does.
Oh my god, hean Oh my gosh. Well that was
a good show. Well I want to know, like what happened.
I want to know.
Speaker 2: If other people deal with these types of situations. I mean,
when I look at stuff on Facebook and are real
the REALI in group?
Speaker 1: I see this all the time. Yeah, I know. I
feel like we're all in this together. It's just the culture.
Speaker 2: Has changed and our expectations have gone up with good reason,
because we're trying to keep our kids safe. We're trying
to monitor our kids a little better. It's not a
free for all like it was in the seventies. Now
that didn't work out so well, right, her mother's living
in the seventies. I can tell you that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I mean were there some good aspects. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did we have more freedom, yes, but our kids a
little safer and a more well monitored.
Speaker 1: And you know, there was no life three sixty appack
then that's for sure. No, Thanks King, thanks guys, Thanks Caleen.
Great show today. You're a parent now, don't have it up.