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Speaker 4: not in horror movies. Uh So I saw this headline
Speaker 4: and I wasn't sure what it meant. Do you know
Speaker 4: what an illness expert is?
Speaker 5: A doctor?
Speaker 4: No, a scientist, no, an expert on illness. I was
Speaker 4: gonna say kind of, I was gonna say doctor too.
Speaker 4: You would think that those are the experts on illnesses.
Speaker 5: One that only studies illnesses.
Speaker 4: So this apparently is specific to how to handle when
Speaker 4: you're sick or people around you are sick. Etiquette if
Speaker 4: you will, and that makes them an illness expert.
Speaker 1: A mom.
Speaker 4: No moms think they are right. Some moms are, but
Speaker 4: a lot of moms aren't. I always think of when
Speaker 4: statements like that are made. I always think about that
Speaker 4: mom that stuff or kid in the washing machine. She's
Speaker 4: a mom.
Speaker 1: I guessing she didn't know. Maybe she was trying to
Speaker 1: wash the germs away.
Speaker 4: Well, this is more in reference to what you should
Speaker 4: do when you're getting sick and what when people around
Speaker 4: you are sick and it's all brought to light because
Speaker 4: of those people that were around rat poop on that
Speaker 4: ship and then they let them go and now it's spreading.
Speaker 4: And we'll see if you guys agree with These rules
Speaker 4: are etiquette rules you should do from an illness expert,
Speaker 4: and that when you start to feel sick. If you
Speaker 4: have plans to meet up with a friend and you're
Speaker 4: feeling a little under the weather, it's you should let
Speaker 4: them know first and then let them decide if they're
Speaker 4: still down to hang out with you.
Speaker 1: Now that makes sense, Yeah, but we don't do that or.
Speaker 5: Just cancel your plans.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, but we don't do that, right, We don't
Speaker 1: let them know we're sick and go. It's up to you, right, It.
Speaker 4: Would just probably most likely just cancel the plans, as
Speaker 4: opposed to letting them know and letting them make the decision.
Speaker 1: No, or you go. And you're like, alcohol will take
Speaker 1: care of whatever I got going on, right, And I
Speaker 1: know the three of us are bad at that. There's
Speaker 1: times when like, I don't feel good right now, but
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you guys, right, right, and God forbid
Speaker 1: you could use your sick days at work.
Speaker 4: Right. This says when you're getting over an illness, if
Speaker 4: you're covering from an illness, you should tell anyone you're
Speaker 4: planning to see that you've been sick, even if you
Speaker 4: feel confident you're no longer contagious.
Speaker 1: Right, and still let them make the decision.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, just you know I've been sick. Yeah, here's
Speaker 4: that information. Do with it as you wish, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I've only ever done that when it
Speaker 4: comes to making out with somebody, you know. Wow, No,
Speaker 4: if I'm being honest, I'm not even young me. I'm
Speaker 4: not even jeopardizing that. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 4: if I have a chance to meet a girl, if
Speaker 4: I'm young, right, and I'm getting over being sick, and
Speaker 4: I meet some girl at a bar or whatever.
Speaker 1: Can we hook up? We're gonna hook up.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be like, hey, go sweet though I was sick,
Speaker 4: I was six six four days ago, I.
Speaker 1: Had a gold sewer.
Speaker 4: Well, that's a difference.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're not gonna let people know you.
Speaker 1: Don't tell them about that. Let them figure it out
Speaker 1: for another six months too. Uh.
Speaker 4: When you know you don't have a contagious illness, but
Speaker 4: you sound sick due to seasonal allergies or something like that,
Speaker 4: you need to explain to people you see in person
Speaker 4: that you're not a risk at getting them sick. No,
Speaker 4: unless doing ask, unless they ask, are you sick?
Speaker 1: No, just allergies, man.
Speaker 6: I think that is one thing that people do get mentioned,
Speaker 6: like it's just allergies.
Speaker 5: It's just allergies.
Speaker 1: I promise it's true allergies.
Speaker 4: May I know.
Speaker 1: I don't do that.
Speaker 4: Maybe on the on the radio, I feel as different
Speaker 4: because people are listening. That's different, right, But I don't
Speaker 4: enter a group circle or meet some for lunch ago Sorry.
Speaker 6: No, like because even like I know my husband will
Speaker 6: do it, because because I will hear him sneeze.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to, you know, get you something. No,
Speaker 5: it's just my allergies. I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you prompted it.
Speaker 5: That is true. That is true.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: This says that. Uh it's okay to ask friends if
Speaker 4: they're feeling at all under the weather before you see them,
Speaker 4: especially if you have a big event coming up that
Speaker 4: you can't miss or pre existing health condition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 4: No, if I've got this trip I've been planning to Morocco,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go, Hey, you're not sick.
Speaker 1: Hey you're not. Hey you're not sick, are you? Hey
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that, but mostly because I'm going to
Speaker 4: go to the grocery store and I don't know if
Speaker 4: those people are sick.
Speaker 1: Right, I think short of like hantavirus, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's because of all the pestilence lately that it's
Speaker 4: like you should probably talk to people and let them know,
Speaker 4: leigers le or you have been sick.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 4: Uh, there was. I think it's Eric Binemi. There was
Speaker 4: a coach on the Chiefs when he was when he
Speaker 4: was previously a coach. He when like COVID and all
Speaker 4: that stuff was happening and they were still doing foot
Speaker 4: and all that, he would sleep at the stadium. He
Speaker 4: wouldn't go home because he had a kid at home
Speaker 4: that was could easily get sick.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah right that yeah, yeah, yeah, you almost have
Speaker 1: to do it that way.
Speaker 4: You can't go around and going you sit because I
Speaker 4: got somebody sick at home or that can get It
Speaker 4: feels crazy to announce this is a lot of work.
Speaker 4: By the way, every interaction I got to get a
Speaker 4: I almost just swore, by the way I got to
Speaker 4: get a health update. That seems crazy. If you're hosting
Speaker 4: an event you should, like a wedding or a birthday party,
Speaker 4: it's fine to include a line on the invite that
Speaker 4: says to the effect of, if you're feeling under the weather,
Speaker 4: please stay at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not doing that either.
Speaker 4: And I do hate birthday parties.
Speaker 1: When kids get dropped off at birthday parties and you
Speaker 1: can tell that child is sick. Oh yeah, do you
Speaker 1: call the parents up and be like, hey, come get
Speaker 1: your sick kid. No, just let him deal with it.
Speaker 4: I mean pretty much right, I'm not your parent you're
Speaker 4: an adult. You should know what's best for your kid
Speaker 4: or not. I'm not about to meddle in your parental
Speaker 4: decision making. Do I wish you wouldn't bring them to
Speaker 4: my house for a birthday party? One hundred percent? You
Speaker 4: probably send them to school. I was just then, what
Speaker 4: are we talking about?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 6: How many teachers if they had a dollar for every
Speaker 6: child that got brought to school sick, you know they
Speaker 6: could retire?
Speaker 4: Well? Think about how parents even though, like you know,
Speaker 4: they have the rule of oh, if they have a
Speaker 4: fever of one hundred or something like that, they can't go.
Speaker 4: And how many parents are like, well, technically it wasn't
Speaker 4: a hundred, right, right? Are they like just we just
Speaker 4: won't tell them they had a fever, just go to.
Speaker 6: School, or they don't know to check because the child
Speaker 6: doesn't say I feel like I have a fever.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: You know what about this? Texter says, what if you
Speaker 4: have a family member that always comes around and gets
Speaker 4: everyone sick, can you ask before they come over? Moving forward,
Speaker 4: if they're known to always be sick and come around
Speaker 4: again everybody's sick, and you ask them if they're sick
Speaker 4: before they come over, If I have a family member
Speaker 4: that's notoriously always sick and coming around, I'm stopping inviting you.
Speaker 1: That makes good sense.
Speaker 4: This is just the way operate. And I understand people
Speaker 4: think I do things really different. If I don't think
Speaker 4: you're good from my world, I don't bring you around.
Speaker 1: Those are good words to live back, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: So if you're someone in my life who's constantly toxic,
Speaker 4: I don't bring you around.
Speaker 1: I stop bringing you around. Maybe it's the better way
Speaker 1: to say that I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't, you know, you know, carefully cut the ties
Speaker 4: or I just stop, right because it's just not worth
Speaker 4: the worst, worth the risk or the conflict, and it's
Speaker 4: just not worth it, right. Yeah. So if you have
Speaker 4: a family member that's always sick and gets everyone sick, yeah,
Speaker 4: just stop inviting them. It's really easy, knows a great work,
Speaker 4: even if it's your mom, or even if it's your
Speaker 4: mom or dad. Okay, And then when they oh, hey,
Speaker 4: why aren't you I heard you had to get together.
Speaker 4: Why aren't you inviting me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're always sick and you get everybody sick.
Speaker 4: Right that way, they have.
Speaker 1: Started the conversation. Okay, right, I'm not the ones. And
Speaker 1: if they don't say anything, well then okay, they clearly
Speaker 1: didn't want to go anyway.
Speaker 4: Right. I kind of have that philosophy. People ask for
Speaker 4: what they want. If they don't say anything, that's on them.
Speaker 4: Now my job to babysit you. There was one more
Speaker 4: here that I thought was, oh, yeah for sick days,
Speaker 4: working while sick is not required.
Speaker 1: If you need rest, you should take it.
Speaker 4: I believe some people think that. Most people don't think
Speaker 4: their employers think that. Right now, there's a number of
Speaker 4: things that go there. Right, you don't want to let
Speaker 4: the boss down. The boss feels you need to be there.
Speaker 4: We need you here anyway. There's the whole I can't
Speaker 4: miss work because I need the money situation, you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's a lot of things that go into
Speaker 4: why one person would go to work sick, you know,
Speaker 4: short of you know, I've got the flu and I
Speaker 4: literally can't get out of bed. Yeah, you know you
Speaker 4: have at that point you gotta suck it up, and
Speaker 4: you're like, well taking an l on this one. I've
Speaker 4: had plenty of people I've worked with that are coworkers
Speaker 4: or someone I managed them and like, you got to
Speaker 4: go home you can't be here. Yeah, you clearly are
Speaker 4: not here because you're not well. Right, But you're right.
Speaker 4: I think if, especially if you have a job that
Speaker 4: doesn't give you sick paid sick days, you will be
Speaker 4: like I got to power through it because I got
Speaker 4: to put ramen on the table, right, And that sucks.
Speaker 4: It shouldn't be like, no, it shouldn't be that way.
Speaker 6: I've had a very hard time dealing with or or
Speaker 6: being able to accept, like, oh wow, if I'm sick,
Speaker 6: I should call in or take the day. I mean,
Speaker 6: it's we do have sick days here, we have vacation
Speaker 6: days here. But I've worked for a company where I
Speaker 6: also had six days and vacation days, but it was
Speaker 6: it was so hard to take them because we were
Speaker 6: expected not to. And even when I was on maternity leave,
Speaker 6: I would get phone calls going, well, you want to
Speaker 6: come back early?
Speaker 5: You feel like coming back yet.
Speaker 4: So what I'm hearing you say is we are very
Speaker 4: supportive if a fellow employee is sick. Yes, that's just
Speaker 4: a different tone than we're used to. So I'm just
Speaker 4: looking because I don't want Gimpy to look too.
Speaker 1: I know what you're doing. I think, Yeah, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me do my math real quick, because ours is
Speaker 1: done in.
Speaker 4: Hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have thirty eight sick days stockpiled. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: in the process of pulling because I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't ever use them.
Speaker 4: If I use them more for when something with my
Speaker 4: kids happening, Yeah, that's that's when I use them more
Speaker 4: than anything. Same the number of times I've been sick.
Speaker 4: I think in the twenty years I've been with this company.
Speaker 4: I bet I could count on one hand, not counting surgeries, right,
Speaker 4: which that would qualify.
Speaker 1: How many did you say you have.
Speaker 4: In hours? Are in days?
Speaker 1: I have thirty eight, okay, so you have to divide
Speaker 1: it by eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, forty five okay, I've got three hundred and
Speaker 4: sixty hours. Never used a sick day the fourteen years
Speaker 4: that I've been here. Oh that No, that's not true.
Speaker 4: When you had your surgery, when you fall on iy ice,
Speaker 4: that would have been a sick day. That wasn't count
Speaker 4: it as a sick day, though at least I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't put the time in that way. If the
Speaker 4: boss man at the time put it in that way,
Speaker 4: I think that was more.
Speaker 1: He just said, okay, yeah, yeah, basically, And to be fair,
Speaker 1: it's only been the last fives ten years that we've
Speaker 1: went to a system that we can manually. We can
Speaker 1: do it on a computer, right, right, kind of have
Speaker 1: to So like you, when that happened to you, there
Speaker 1: was no right, he took care of all.
Speaker 4: You had to send an email or something like that.
Speaker 4: I have never Oh, okay, no, I take that back.
Speaker 4: Well even then, even then, because I have called in
Speaker 4: sick before. It was right around COVID or whatever. Remember
Speaker 4: when I thought that I had it right, yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 4: I couldn't breathe or nothing. I went to the emergency room,
Speaker 4: spent all that time in there and had to miss
Speaker 4: I think it was like a day. But you gave
Speaker 4: everybody else COVID, Yeah, but I.
Speaker 1: Did not have COVID. Uh huh huh.
Speaker 4: Which was hilarious because Gordon like I got COVID, Boss
Speaker 4: like I got COVID.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Well, well, what's funny is so Ghimby is like, hey,
Speaker 4: I got COVID. I thought I did because because the
Speaker 4: symptoms were the symptoms were there, right, and you know,
Speaker 4: it was a time when you know, if the wind
Speaker 4: was going in a different direction. You were like, oh,
Speaker 4: I must have COVID, And so Gimby sends the text
Speaker 4: and the boss loses it and it's like, you gave
Speaker 4: us COVID, prompted us to go get tests because we're like,
Speaker 4: well okay, and we go get tests and we have it.
Speaker 4: He doesn't. Yeah, well that's how my life works. It's
Speaker 4: not easy being me. I always just tell myself you
Speaker 4: had it and the yours it was already gone, so
Speaker 4: when it was tested, it was too late. You had
Speaker 4: already infected us.
Speaker 1: All sure or whatever, dude, whatever you got to tell yourself. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: same for you.
Speaker 4: Whatever you got to tell yourself because you, as you say,
Speaker 4: all the time, people lie all the time, so you
Speaker 4: could be lying right now that you didn't have it. Absolutely.
Speaker 4: I would like to say I have the test results somewhere,
Speaker 4: but you know, maybe in my chart. I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Funny thing when people say, like people lie all the time,
Speaker 4: it's always that's the first person I'm suspicious.
Speaker 1: The line because they've already set the narrative.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's just normal. I told you guys. People the
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Speaker 6: In ninety seventy, substitute teacher arrested for making threats against school.
Speaker 5: This happened in Virginia, where.
Speaker 6: Hayden Dollery's a nineteen year old non licensed substitute teacher
Speaker 6: in Loudoun County. It was arrested on April twentieth for
Speaker 6: allegedly making threats of violence against the John at Champion
Speaker 6: High School. Dollery is charged with one count of threats
Speaker 6: of bodily injury. Authority say that Dollery used the discord
Speaker 6: app to discuss a murder spree a and had a
Speaker 6: kill list targeting the high school in Stone Ridge. The
Speaker 6: arrest followed an anonymous report made through the Virginia Department
Speaker 6: of Education's Safe to Talk app. Dollery identify as a
Speaker 6: transgender woman who booked as a male and is being
Speaker 6: housed alone at the detention center there in lou Down County.
Speaker 6: They worked for the public school system all school year,
Speaker 6: but was removed from the substitute list following this arrest,
Speaker 6: and they are They are scheduled to appear in court
Speaker 6: on May twenty six, so next week.
Speaker 1: I just think it's funny when we hear the transpart,
Speaker 1: because we'd never go, well.
Speaker 4: There's this guy did it. He's straight right, right.
Speaker 1: They only point that part out, correct, correct, And I
Speaker 1: know somebody.
Speaker 4: Are gonna go, well, it's important to know, okay, percentage
Speaker 4: wise though, we only hear it when it's this way right.
Speaker 4: Grandma beats off bloody intruder after his day of crime.
Speaker 4: Comes out of Tacoma, Washington, where this dude, twenty three
Speaker 4: year old Skyler Cantrell, he ended up ramming some police
Speaker 4: cars last week, right, and then takes off running from
Speaker 4: the police, as criminals do sometimes. Well, as he's taken
Speaker 4: off and running from the police, they shot him, shot
Speaker 4: him right on the shoulder, shot him right in the arm,
Speaker 4: right well, and he evades the police at that particular moment,
Speaker 4: and over the next twenty four hours he breaks into
Speaker 4: several homes in the area. Well, task force finally tracks
Speaker 4: the guy down and they corner him and he ended
Speaker 4: up kind of ducking into this lady's home, a grandmother.
Speaker 4: He grabbed one of her toddler children by the arm,
Speaker 4: and that's when the struggle with the old lady broke
Speaker 4: out for about five minutes. She pushed, she blocked, she
Speaker 4: yelled for the police, until Skyler finally said, you know
Speaker 4: what f it, I'm done, take me in. Luckily, neither
Speaker 4: her or the children were hurt, and Old Skyler here
Speaker 4: got charged with two counts of first.
Speaker 1: Degree burglary and other related defenses. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: if I were gonna beat off a burglar. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: I use my hands and my feet, I would probably
Speaker 1: if it was me, I would use both. I'd start
Speaker 1: with the hands and then work my feet in there somehow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, It's definitely not gonna be pretty, and I'm grabbing
Speaker 4: whatever I can grab them. Absolutely at that point there's
Speaker 4: no clean fights, not fight anyway. Yeah, in any situation
Speaker 4: in life, you know, if you get a fight, kick
Speaker 4: them in the nuts, throw dirt in their eyes, spit
Speaker 4: in their face. Do what you gotta do to win
Speaker 4: this somebody. Oh, you're absolutely getting kicked in the balls. Yeah,
Speaker 4: probably more than once. Yeah, I'll probably keep going till
Speaker 4: you vomit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There is nothing, no such thing as a clean fight.
Speaker 1: I ran a ring.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's an organized sport. Yeah, I agree. Man
Speaker 4: indicted for using Malotov cocktails to start bar fire. I
Speaker 4: don't know why this story sounds familiar, but it does.
Speaker 4: And I went through the headlines, I didn't see it.
Speaker 4: A man is being indicted for allegedly using Malotov cocktails
Speaker 4: to let a bar on fire in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 4: James Johnson Junior good Old JJJ twice used Molotov cocktails
Speaker 4: to start a fire at the Garden Bar in Lounge
Speaker 4: after being kicked out of the bar for harassing another customer.
Speaker 4: The fires caused around ninety thousand dollars worth of damage
Speaker 4: to the building. He was indicted on multiple charges, including
Speaker 4: possession of weapons and mass destruction, malicious use of explosives,
Speaker 4: and burning and burning caused during the commission of a felony,
Speaker 4: all because he had a little disagreement with another customer
Speaker 4: and harassed them.
Speaker 1: That really took it to the next level, didn't.
Speaker 4: He Right, it's the whole You know, a white man
Speaker 4: can't jump when he's like I'm going to my car
Speaker 4: and getting a gun, I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. INSTEADY grabs a Molotov. I don't think I
Speaker 1: could make one.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's pretty simple. No, no, no, I know it's simple.
Speaker 4: You gotta have a glass or a container of some sort. See,
Speaker 4: you have to have an accelerant to see I don't
Speaker 4: have an accelerant, and then it's gonna be like what
Speaker 4: shirt am I ripping?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Gasoline is the only accelerant you really.
Speaker 4: Need, right, You know, how am I going to get that? Well,
Speaker 4: that's easy. You can either A get it out of
Speaker 4: the gas can you use for the lawnmower. B siphon
Speaker 4: it out of your your gas How do what the holes?
Speaker 5: Where am I getting the hose?
Speaker 4: Am at the bar? I mean people keep weird things
Speaker 4: in the back of it. I definitely don't have my
Speaker 4: lawnmower at the bar.
Speaker 5: Break open a lighter what do you mean? Slighter? Lighter fluid?
Speaker 1: Like you know what a Molotov cocktail is?
Speaker 5: I guess not just yeah, just putting together something to start.
Speaker 1: On, Describe to me what a multov cocktail looks like.
Speaker 6: Or lighter fluid or gasoline in a bottle, and then
Speaker 6: you use your your wick or like ripped T shirt
Speaker 6: Like you said.
Speaker 4: How much fuel do you think you need? Which is
Speaker 4: another fair question, I guess, but how much fuel do
Speaker 4: you think you need in the.
Speaker 5: Vessel enough to soak the T shirt or or wick?
Speaker 1: And how much do you think is in a lighter.
Speaker 4: A small amount, I think, not even like barely announce
Speaker 4: maybe half ounce, or or in a zippo yeah again,
Speaker 4: maybe a half ounce, probably less than that. A lot
Speaker 4: of people only carry disposable lighters on them. I eat
Speaker 4: bix stuff like that. Not a lot of people carry
Speaker 4: zippos on them. And the ones that do carry zippos
Speaker 4: on them, not a lot of them have lighter fluid
Speaker 4: in them, you know, on them a container lighter fluid.
Speaker 4: I when I was carrying a zippo, and I still have, uh,
Speaker 4: a container of lighter fluid in the back of my bike.
Speaker 1: But I just I need flints.
Speaker 4: But regardless you can. I think you could put together
Speaker 4: a Malotov cocktail rather quick and easy with what you
Speaker 4: have on you.
Speaker 5: You're at a bar, you could put some Hey can
Speaker 5: I borrow some gasoline?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But you're you're you've been kicked out. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: we're talking about. You've been kicked out.
Speaker 4: So you're like, well, okay, I've never well, well let
Speaker 4: me say I've never made a malotop cocktail. Just put
Speaker 4: that out there right now. But I've never uh you
Speaker 4: know how some liquors like one P fifty one ever cleared,
Speaker 4: Those are pretty flammable, right, the old flame in doctor
Speaker 4: Pepper days.
Speaker 1: I don't know if regular eighty proof is that flammable. Like,
Speaker 1: I don't think you could use it.
Speaker 4: Like if let's just say you had a bottle of
Speaker 4: Jack Daniels in your truck, right and you stuff a
Speaker 4: sock down in there, you haven't it opened it yet,
Speaker 4: and you're like, I'm gonna get this guy.
Speaker 1: You stuff a sock down then here. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that would I don't know if that would work.
Speaker 1: Maybe it would. There's only one way to find out.
Speaker 4: But I'm not wasting. I've done coming up.
Speaker 1: Right. We got tickets to Black Crows we're gonna give away.
Speaker 4: We'll be back. Good morning, Lindsay.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Corbyn.
Speaker 6: I saw a post the other day of Paris Jackson
Speaker 6: standing with her mother Debi Row and it said.
Speaker 5: That she was a spinning image of her mom.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know her mom is looks like she stocks
Speaker 1: shelves at a grocery store.
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Speaker 4: Good luck, Good morning, Gimpi, Well, good morning Corbin. Make
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Speaker 8: No world, take my strong hand, give train on the
Speaker 8: give train, No world, take my shrum hand on.
Speaker 1: My now hear me out? Oh you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and do it all this week.
Speaker 4: This week, I've been suffering from a medical condition and
Speaker 4: it's not contagious, so you guys don't have to worry
Speaker 4: about it. Well, you would have told surely I would
Speaker 4: have asked your permission, Uh I come into work. Uh
Speaker 4: But Tuesday had had me freaking the hell out, and
Speaker 4: uh I figure, well, well, I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 4: talk about this because uh if I if I can use,
Speaker 4: if anything, I can use my experience to help others, right,
Speaker 4: and I'll tell you what the condition is.
Speaker 1: And then we'll just kind of go from there. Okay, So.
Speaker 4: The condition what happened was is I woke up Tuesday
Speaker 4: and I said, holy hell, what the f is going on?
Speaker 4: And I took straight to doctor Google. Okay, and doctor
Speaker 4: Google is what told me this condition that I have is.
Speaker 4: And it has since gotten better, no doubt about it,
Speaker 4: but it's still it's still enough to freaky the hell out.
Speaker 4: And the condition, the medical condition that doctor Google gave
Speaker 4: me is called summer penisle syndrome. And and what that
Speaker 4: is is basically, it happens a lot in the spring
Speaker 4: and summer times to dudes. And what it is is
Speaker 4: it's when chiggers or you get a hold of a
Speaker 4: poisonous plant ivy oaks, sumac and then dudes touched their
Speaker 4: dangling Oh no, and then it all just goes to
Speaker 4: hell from there. So earlier and when we came back
Speaker 4: on Monday, what was the worst part of your weekend?
Speaker 4: I went helped my old lady clean up er yard.
Speaker 4: Got into some poison ivy. I have gotten into a
Speaker 4: lot of poison ivy throughout my years of living, and
Speaker 4: I think this is the absolute worst that I have
Speaker 4: ever had it ever.
Speaker 1: So I go and to help out. I got the
Speaker 1: poison ivy on me.
Speaker 4: I thought that, because you know, having poison ivy, before
Speaker 4: you go in there, you wash up with soap and water,
Speaker 4: cool lukewarm water to get the oil off as quick
Speaker 4: as possible. I did that the moment that I realized
Speaker 4: I was in the ivy. But then I realized I've
Speaker 4: got this sap on me. Right, Remember that black resident
Speaker 4: I was telling you that was all over my hands. Well,
Speaker 4: that black resin stayed on my hands till about Wednesday, yesterday,
Speaker 4: when it was finally all gone. I wake up Tuesday,
Speaker 4: and this affected me so much that it affected I
Speaker 4: had bad dreams about it, and I'll tell you about
Speaker 4: the dream here in a minute. But so Monday goes
Speaker 4: by go and I live my life, and I go
Speaker 4: to bed, and I wake up Tuesday and my schlung
Speaker 4: is swollen up more worse than I've ever seen it
Speaker 4: ever before in my life. Now, think of it like this.
Speaker 4: You know in movies, let's just use the movie Hitch
Speaker 4: for example, when Will Smith has that allergic reaction and
Speaker 4: his face all swells up, and you're like, oh God, damn.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I said. When I looked at my
Speaker 4: wiener and I woke up Tuesday morning, it was that bad.
Speaker 4: I said, Oh God damn. And then I took straight
Speaker 4: to Google to find out what the hell was going on.
Speaker 4: And and so that's that's what it told me. Now,
Speaker 4: I had right before I woke up. Right, It's kind
Speaker 4: of like in my sleep, I was kind of in
Speaker 4: this limbo of I was conscious. I knew what was
Speaker 4: going on because I felt I felt some swelling going
Speaker 4: on down there? What in your typical morning?
Speaker 1: Would you know? What I mean?
Speaker 4: But I just like whatever, I'm sleeping, it is what
Speaker 4: it is. And I had this dream that I'm telling
Speaker 4: my girlfriend about.
Speaker 7: This.
Speaker 4: And in my dream, I go to shower and my
Speaker 4: waiter falls off, which did not happen, right, No, still there,
Speaker 4: but I show it. Yeah, let's do nothing else. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, ah. Then I wake up, and then I
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom and that's when I noticed that
Speaker 4: there was massive swelling happening on my junk.
Speaker 1: And I didn't know. I didn't know what the hell
Speaker 1: to do about it. I didn't know what the hell
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 4: Keeping. Like I've said, I've had poison ivy before, I've
Speaker 4: never quite had it this bad before. I've got it
Speaker 4: all over my damn body, even there, even there. I've
Speaker 4: got it on on my waner, I've got it on
Speaker 4: the grondle, It's everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's everywhere. It's on my face, my forehead.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys have been able to
Speaker 4: tell this week, but my eyes have been real yeah,
Speaker 4: And that's why it is. Because the poison ivy that
Speaker 4: I've gotten on my cheeks and underneath my eyeballs. When so,
Speaker 4: how long has there been uncharacteristic swelling in your genital area?
Speaker 4: This isn't the first time that it's been swollen. Well,
Speaker 4: there's a difference between swollen and and gorge. Let's just
Speaker 4: get that out of the little No, it's not this incident.
Speaker 4: How long have you been dealing with this, this particular one.
Speaker 4: How long has it gone on? Let's see, there was Monday, Tuesday,
Speaker 4: finally got back to normal yesterday, so two days, so
Speaker 4: you're normally it's all gone.
Speaker 1: We're back to We're back to normal. Okay.
Speaker 4: So when I take to Google and it tells me
Speaker 4: that I've got summer penisle syndrome, it tells me that
Speaker 4: this swelling which is caused by jiggers, siger bites or
Speaker 4: or when you get into the poisonous plant and you
Speaker 4: touch wing, dang, that that happens. Okay, but Google tells
Speaker 4: me doctor. Google says, now, this could last anywhere from
Speaker 4: one to two days up to two weeks. So you
Speaker 4: can you can only imagine how I'm feeling right in anxiety, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because I'm like, I can't have my wayner swelled up
Speaker 4: like that for two dang all weeks it makes sense
Speaker 4: because we you have felt a little more edgy than
Speaker 4: you normally are. But I thought it was because of
Speaker 4: all the extra bs we're dealing with outside of the
Speaker 4: studio that's not helping any at all whatsoever. Got all
Speaker 4: that going on got this swelled up wayner that's just
Speaker 4: like looks like something out of a sci fi horror movie.
Speaker 4: It got I was so uncomfortable, like I almost went
Speaker 4: commando the last couple of days, right, just because the
Speaker 4: under rus keep everything tight and in place, and when
Speaker 4: things are swollen and there's pressure on it, it makes
Speaker 4: it even worse.
Speaker 1: But you know what it is, what it is.
Speaker 4: So I looked doctor Google and I says, oh, good lord,
Speaker 4: one to two weeks at the worst case scenario.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, so if you go.
Speaker 6: Ahead, if you still would have been suffering from it today,
Speaker 6: would you have gone to the doctor.
Speaker 4: That's what I was just about to get to. All right,
Speaker 4: it tells myself this thing lasts for one to two days,
Speaker 4: up to two weeks, So in my mind is I'll
Speaker 4: give you a whole week, maybe a week and a half,
Speaker 4: and then if it's still going has not shown any
Speaker 4: signs of getting better, I'm going to the doctor because
Speaker 4: that's not normal.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Lucky for me, the swelling has gone down. For the
Speaker 4: past two days, I've been putting ice. I'm a junk
Speaker 4: to keep the swelling from going down. Never taking a
Speaker 4: bit of ben A drill in my life until this week. Stop,
Speaker 4: get me some. Because doctor Google was like, listen, take
Speaker 4: some allergy medicine, cold compress and get the swelling down.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I did took the Bena drill.
Speaker 4: I didn't take it during work because I hear benadryl
Speaker 4: makes you sleepy. So I'm like, I'm not gonna mess
Speaker 4: with any of that. I'll wait until I get home.
Speaker 4: So so that Tuesday, that's what I did. I stopped
Speaker 4: and got some smokes and some Bena drill at the
Speaker 4: Merf dirt and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go home.
Speaker 1: I'm ready for this.
Speaker 4: And uh, I take my ben A drill and I
Speaker 4: go home and I eat and I take a little
Speaker 4: nap and I wake up and it's still goddamn swollen,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, good Lord, break out.
Speaker 1: The ice packs all right.
Speaker 4: Sitting in my head, I'm Sandler Shorts full commando because
Speaker 4: just trying to get as comfortable as possible, right, and uh,
Speaker 4: all right, do that for a day or two. Things
Speaker 4: finally get back to normal. But now I have this
Speaker 4: uncontrollable itch all over me, all over me. And I
Speaker 4: found out the hard way that you can't put calamine
Speaker 4: lotion on your waiter. Okay, why it burns like a
Speaker 4: son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why it's sensitive.
Speaker 4: Calumine lotion.
Speaker 1: Now here's the deal man.
Speaker 4: So, being as susceptible to poison IVY as I am,
Speaker 4: I'm mount in the woods, I'm playing disc golf.
Speaker 1: We talked about it off air.
Speaker 4: I've been attacked by tics already this year and I've
Speaker 4: had to pull at least ten of them off me
Speaker 4: just playing disc golf into the woods. So I'm susceptible
Speaker 4: to poison ivy. I know this. I have all kinds
Speaker 4: of different medicines at the house for the poison ivy.
Speaker 4: I've got some creams, I've got some gels, and I've
Speaker 4: got just regular plain old calamine lotion. The gels and
Speaker 4: the creams that I have made from this company called Ivorist.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 4: It has a mental late a minute for the cooling effect, right,
Speaker 4: to kind of subside the itching. And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: I learned my lesson when I was a young child
Speaker 4: to not put anything that has any kind of mental
Speaker 4: latum or alcohol on your junk because birds like a
Speaker 4: sad bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I'm thinking to myself, calamine lotion, I've got that
Speaker 4: seems simple. I don't think there's any mental late a minute,
Speaker 4: there's no alcohol in it. When I put it on
Speaker 4: my face or my arms. When I'm exposed to the ives,
Speaker 4: it doesn't burn. I'm thinking to myself, this is gonna
Speaker 4: be perfect. I'll put a little bit of this some michlong.
Speaker 4: It'll keep the itching down. Everything will be fine. I
Speaker 4: couldn't wash that son of a bitch off fast enough.
Speaker 4: It was that bad. So now here I am standing
Speaker 4: in the bathroom in the sink trying to get this
Speaker 4: stuff off as quick as possible. And I did. I did,
Speaker 4: and I was like, whoo, I'll never do that again.
Speaker 1: So all right, what do we do here? What do
Speaker 1: we do now? I can't do nothing. I can't put
Speaker 1: anything on it.
Speaker 4: I just have to sit with it. So for the
Speaker 4: next two days I'm sitting with ice packs on my junk.
Speaker 4: Trying to get the swelling to go down, and trying
Speaker 4: not to itch every part of my body. It's been
Speaker 4: a very difficult last couple of days. Guys, I'm telling you, so.
Speaker 5: Is it kind of like heaven a vasectomy all over again?
Speaker 1: I would much rather half of a sectomy over again.
Speaker 4: What you're describing in terms of the calamine lotion reminds
Speaker 4: me of the time that someone recommended I try nair
Speaker 4: down there. But why this is? This is where we
Speaker 4: go in line with hey, don't put a toaster in
Speaker 4: the bathtub, don't use nair on your genitals, or calamine
Speaker 4: or calumine lotion.
Speaker 1: Apparently I have learned a.
Speaker 4: Lot this week about poison ivy and about the remedies
Speaker 4: and about the things that you probably should not touch. Now,
Speaker 4: when I looked up, I had that resin on my hands,
Speaker 4: and I was like, okay, Then this said the Google
Speaker 4: said that it's ah, that's because the the user oil
Speaker 4: or whatever it's called, is that it's peak that its
Speaker 4: most potent. But it also said that it would cause
Speaker 4: a less severe rash reaction, so I didn't think anything
Speaker 4: of it. I scrubbed my hands with open water so
Speaker 4: much that stuff isn't coming off. I have this product
Speaker 4: that my house that I use to clean my pipes
Speaker 4: and my bombs out with. It's kind of like of
Speaker 4: an orange oil, right, and that takes off the resin
Speaker 4: from your pipes and bongs pretty easily. So I dump
Speaker 4: a bunch of that in my hand and I'm scrubbing
Speaker 4: my hand and I'm trying to get this oil off.
Speaker 4: It didn't take it off at all whatsoever. So here
Speaker 4: I am stuck. And ever since I've showered and whatnots
Speaker 4: I lathered myself up. Now my slong's all swollen up
Speaker 4: and I'm having bad dreams about falling off.
Speaker 1: This has been a very rough week for me, It
Speaker 1: really has.
Speaker 4: So what I'm telling you right now, if if you
Speaker 4: happen to get into the poison ivy oak su mac
Speaker 4: whatever poisonous plant, don't touch wiener at all whatsoever. Now
Speaker 4: that's pretty good advice you were going to have to do.
Speaker 4: You got that, Lindsay, write that one down for you.
Speaker 1: If you do.
Speaker 4: Glove, maybe somebody else's hand. There's other ways to get
Speaker 4: around it. Maybe if you're not a type person that
Speaker 4: likes to sit pee because you think it's masculating, I
Speaker 4: was just gonna say another reason why you to go
Speaker 4: pee exactly. I love I'm transforming more of you to
Speaker 4: sit down to pee. I got no problem with it.
Speaker 4: It's more comfortable that way. But with this particular situation,
Speaker 4: it was the best because, well, you're not touching everything.
Speaker 4: I learned that the hard way. So here on the
Speaker 4: back side of this one hundred percent this is there's
Speaker 4: no need to go like someone recommended a steroid shot, Like.
Speaker 1: No need to go to the doctor, no need to
Speaker 1: go get steroid shots.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: I am not putting anything on my balls anymore.
Speaker 4: But I am using the the creams and the gels
Speaker 4: that I have at the house for the other places
Speaker 4: that my arm, my chest, my neck, my face.
Speaker 5: But that's for a whole nother a element.
Speaker 4: Somebody text in to something I've never heard before that
Speaker 4: you can get at Walmart because I use a prescribed
Speaker 4: steroid cream when I get or my wife gets poison
Speaker 4: ivy uh tech new tech new kaleig kellagel TC in
Speaker 4: you and then Caligel. Okay, yeah, I see that and
Speaker 4: they say it works awesome, and red light therapy.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go on a limb.
Speaker 4: This is me just being crazy.
Speaker 1: Corbin Gimpi does not own any sort of red light
Speaker 1: therapy for his skin.
Speaker 4: No, no, I have a red light, but it's from
Speaker 4: a lizard to keep him warm, my iguana to keep
Speaker 4: them warm, and not the same type of red light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: I've seen those women wear the face mask, a little
Speaker 4: hockey mask and that's got the red light on there
Speaker 4: and it looks all scary. Yeah, yeah, I have. I've
Speaker 4: seen this at the walmarts. I've never used it before.
Speaker 4: I use that other stuff that I mentioned that. I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna mention it again because they don't pay me
Speaker 4: enough for it or at.
Speaker 1: All for that fact. But I just it freaked me
Speaker 1: the hell out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If you ever wake up in the morning and you
Speaker 4: see something you're junk swollen that much, I thought thought
Speaker 4: it was cause for concern, and I wanted to absolute
Speaker 4: I could tell by the tony your voice how serious
Speaker 4: you were, because I thought maybe you were setting something up.
Speaker 4: And then I could tell by just because I know
Speaker 4: you your voice so well.
Speaker 1: Something was up.
Speaker 4: How long did you tell yourself you before you would
Speaker 4: go see a doctor. I was going to give it
Speaker 4: a week and a half like, oh, my swelling penis. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because because they say it's natural and it goes way
Speaker 4: on it from one to two days and it last
Speaker 4: could last up to a week to two weeks.
Speaker 1: Right, So my thought there is My thought was I
Speaker 1: was going.
Speaker 4: To ride the rest of this week out as it is,
Speaker 4: and if it came around like next Tuesday Wednesday, then
Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, I'm definitely going to If there
Speaker 4: was no no signs of getting better at all whatsoever,
Speaker 4: if it just stayed stayed as plumpy as it was,
Speaker 4: I was Okay, forty eight hours, man, I'm calling the
Speaker 4: doctor and getting on that list. Lucky for me, everything's good.
Speaker 4: Everything went back to normal. Now I'm going to quote, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting here dealing with the with the itch
Speaker 4: that is all over my body.
Speaker 1: But but uh, like I wanted to.
Speaker 4: I wanted to help people at little public service announcement
Speaker 4: and try to help people out.
Speaker 1: Because it's summer time.
Speaker 4: People are going to go they're gonna go camping, they're
Speaker 4: gonna honey, they're gonna be cleaning up their yard and
Speaker 4: might come around some boison ivy and then have to
Speaker 4: go take a leak and the next thing you know,
Speaker 4: you're having dreams.
Speaker 1: If your wine are falling off and you wake up
Speaker 1: and it's all swollen. Yeah, sorry, I wasn't ready.
Speaker 8: Around no world, take my shrum hand give train on
Speaker 8: the give train around the world.
Speaker 4: Take my shrum. Get on now, hear me ask let's
Speaker 4: play a game and give away a pair of tickets.
Speaker 4: Right now you should be calling eight three three four six,
Speaker 4: oh kmod for a chance?
Speaker 1: Good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 4: What is your name?
Speaker 1: Sor right? What was your name?
Speaker 5: Angela?
Speaker 1: Angela? How are you today? I'm doing pretty give it?
Speaker 1: How's it going? One?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 4: We're gonna play this game called Schnip Schnappschner. The current
Speaker 4: record Gimpie is well, I'm leading this parade with eight
Speaker 4: and Corbin you have five and.
Speaker 1: Lindsay's got three.
Speaker 4: Last week's winner that would be you. So your choice
Speaker 4: is Angela or Gimpy or Lindsay?
Speaker 1: Who would you like?
Speaker 4: Sixty seconds are right o'clock. The timer starts after the
Speaker 4: first clue. Here we go, Angela, Uh, this is a
Speaker 4: cartoon character. While e blanky uh. This come with the
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Speaker 7: Guarantee.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: This is the opposite of a broom.
Speaker 8: Mop.
Speaker 4: This is a particular pair of item of clothing you
Speaker 4: wear on your butt. They are not pants and they
Speaker 4: have pockets all over. No, there you go. You already
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Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 4: This is where they make whiskey. Not a brewery, but
Speaker 4: the other place for liquors. Still say, the whole thing,
Speaker 4: still distillery.
Speaker 1: There you go like a butterfly. But to eat your clothes.
Speaker 1: Ten is what I got.
Speaker 4: Eleven. Okay, Uh, that's pretty good, girl.
Speaker 1: Hang on the line.
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks, welcome, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 7: What is your name, Amy?
Speaker 1: Amy? How are you today? Ten?
Speaker 7: I'm doing great?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Okay, uh, Amy. You gotta try and beat eleven. We'll
Speaker 4: deal with the we'll deal with the points afterwards. Let's
Speaker 4: keep going, all right, girl, to you and lindsay, are
Speaker 4: you ready? Okay?
Speaker 5: All right? Not rent? If you own your home, you
Speaker 5: pay a.
Speaker 7: Mortgage.
Speaker 5: Yes, falla la la la am. I doing yes? It
Speaker 5: is not private. Your profile is what?
Speaker 6: Yes, Oh you are very witty. You are another word
Speaker 6: for smart, witty, brilliant. A type of knife, a meat,
Speaker 6: a big meat.
Speaker 7: A big meat, a knife, a knife or a knife
Speaker 7: a meat. Oh clever.
Speaker 6: Yes, uh, if you want to go to a different
Speaker 6: type uh, place and time, you can transport.
Speaker 4: Time time time not even. I'm so sorry and you
Speaker 4: did not win. Thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you every Daylation Angela.
Speaker 4: Those tickets are going to go see the Black Crows Saturday,
Speaker 4: August eighth of the hard Rock Live tickets available hard
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Speaker 4: one that she.
Speaker 1: That she did not get.
Speaker 4: This is a belief that you can magically move from
Speaker 4: one spot to another without getting into a car or
Speaker 4: walking or anything like that kind of happens in a flash. Yeah,
Speaker 4: beat me up, Scottie, beat me up? As what type
Speaker 4: of transportation? Bill and Ted had a phone booth that
Speaker 4: did what the movie The Fly, This was what they
Speaker 4: experimented with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, teleport is what that gif you got his at
Speaker 1: the very end the record now is it keeps me
Speaker 1: in a lead with nine, keeps you with five, keeps
Speaker 1: you lindsay with alright, take a break and we'll be back.
Speaker 4: Morning show.
Speaker 1: Is that let's see Kimpi has in his engorged four
Speaker 1: by four.
Speaker 4: Cool And it says here that the White House and
Speaker 4: mules two hundred and fifty pardons for America's two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty birthday.
Speaker 1: The White House sources say that.
Speaker 4: The plan is still in port preliminary discussions, and that
Speaker 4: the pardons could be announced on June fourteenth, which is
Speaker 4: both Flagged Day and President Trump's birthday. The report says
Speaker 4: some in the White House are concerned about Trump handing
Speaker 4: out more pardons ahead of the midterms. Vance updates White
Speaker 4: House crackdown on fraud ol BPJD will be in Maine
Speaker 4: today to talk about the Trump Administration's effort to combat fraud.
Speaker 4: He'll be speaking at Bangor International Airport to highlight some
Speaker 4: recent cases in Maine. The crackdown has been emphasis on
Speaker 4: state's soul services programs. Yesterday, JD said it appears mainly
Speaker 4: blue states are not taking fraud seriously. The Vice President
Speaker 4: called it a defrauding of the American taxpayer and violation
Speaker 4: of trust. What else we got here, the resolution to
Speaker 4: suspend Senators pay during shutdown advances. Senators unanimously voted to
Speaker 4: advance the measure, which would only apply to members of
Speaker 4: the Upper Chamber and does not need to be approved
Speaker 4: by the House or signed by President Trump. It's a
Speaker 4: move that could give lawmakers a powerful incentive not to
Speaker 4: shutter federal departments over funding disputes in future years. The
Speaker 4: resolution would take effect after the midterm election and then, lastly,
Speaker 4: here Tulsa City Council approves first ambalance rate increase in
Speaker 4: over a decade. Emsea said that day, even though rates
Speaker 4: will increase, patients won't see a change and what they
Speaker 4: pay since coverage typically comes through private insurance Medicare or
Speaker 4: Medicaid or imsecare. The proposal included a five hundred dollars
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Speaker 1: All right, Conspiracy Theory Thursday.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier,
Speaker 4: but somebody went on to AI and put every Bigfoot
Speaker 4: siding in since nineteen fifty eight. Okay, I asked, AI,
Speaker 4: tell me about it, or they're like siding in Arizona,
Speaker 4: And then there was a siding in Oklahoma. So the
Speaker 4: idea was to have it analyzed. Ten thousand reports about
Speaker 4: Bigfoot across the US and Canada for over sixty six
Speaker 4: years okay, and the post claims that each sighting was
Speaker 4: coded with one hundred and fifty plus details, including the location,
Speaker 4: whether terrain, time, whether there was water nearby, what kind
Speaker 4: of witness situation it was us, the creature behavior, the
Speaker 4: physical descriptions, and the big finding was that sightings clustered
Speaker 4: in around one hundred and fifty geographic quote hot zones,
Speaker 4: specifically in the Pacific Northwest. The video claimed that the
Speaker 4: hot zones overlap with areas discussed in the Missing four
Speaker 4: to one one books, which deal with unexplained disappearances in
Speaker 4: parks and wilderness areas.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about the Missing four to one
Speaker 1: one books. It is a series written by a guy
Speaker 1: chronicling the unsolved yet eery similar disappearances of five children
Speaker 1: in the wilds of North America across multiple decades.
Speaker 4: A real life horror story. The book and film examine
Speaker 4: each case from multiple perspectives in an attempt to shed
Speaker 4: light on the unsettling topic. The movie is available on two.
Speaker 4: You don't say, okay, that got that got my attention
Speaker 4: that the movie's on too. You no, the book like
Speaker 4: the book in the movie, like this is a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've never heard of this before, but that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 4: So there's no evidence the AI actually did this study,
Speaker 4: the one that they cite, because I think we should
Speaker 4: stop mentioning company AIS.
Speaker 1: You can pay us.
Speaker 4: Ruth right, so those aren't No. Rady is a for
Speaker 4: profit business, so or you can pay us if you
Speaker 4: want us to mention a specific AI company. Anyway, there's
Speaker 4: no published paper, there's no company announcement, there's no credible part.
Speaker 4: They're just saying they put this into AI and the
Speaker 4: public Bigfoot database does exist, but it's ran by believers
Speaker 4: and smaller analysis types of groups of people that are
Speaker 4: believing that believe in it. Top siting states listed in
Speaker 4: one public analysis include Washington, Oregon, California, Texas, Colorado, Missouri, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio,
Speaker 4: and Florida, which right now, I know some of you
Speaker 4: are going, what about Oklahoma? Right The article points out
Speaker 4: a explanation. Many of these areas have big wilderness zones, parks, tourists,
Speaker 4: and people getting lost for normal reasons like injuries, weather,
Speaker 4: or disorientation. There was a story I just read about
Speaker 4: a woman who went missing in the woods, broke her ankle,
Speaker 4: and she made her way to a a weather station
Speaker 4: or something like that that was monitored by the parks,
Speaker 4: and it had a camera on it, and she put
Speaker 4: her like she kept standing in front of the camp
Speaker 4: because she had to drag herself to the spot. And
Speaker 4: they eventually checked the weather station and saw that she
Speaker 4: was there a lot. They sent someone out to go
Speaker 4: and they found her and saved her.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 4: I don't know why that's important, but thanks for coming
Speaker 4: to my ted talk. A lot of people that watch
Speaker 4: this video said that this is pretty skeptical and that
Speaker 4: some of the ideas of it being located in this
Speaker 4: these hot zones. Yes, maybe there's some correlation, but Bigfoot
Speaker 4: stories come from all around. Uh yeah, okay, yeah, you
Speaker 4: hear a lot of the Bigfoot stories coming from wooded areas.
Speaker 4: You don't hear a lot of sasquatch in the desert. Now,
Speaker 4: of course you've got the the Himalayan Mountain version, the
Speaker 4: Getty Boa and then of course you mentioned Florida Skunk Ape,
Speaker 4: same thing as Bigfoot, but still wooded areas. So I
Speaker 4: can see, like, yeah, the correlated with all these wooded areas,
Speaker 4: surely there's sasquatch living amongst them. And again you don't
Speaker 4: hear a lot of sasquatch, desert squatch. No, but I
Speaker 4: mean you there's a lot of animals you don't hear
Speaker 4: reports of in the desert. Okay, yeah, so that makes sense.
Speaker 4: How many sightings do you think are in Oklahoma per year,
Speaker 4: per year, like an average twenty three? I think it's
Speaker 4: in the hundreds, okay, like one hundred and fifty. Right,
Speaker 4: This is fun, cause we feel like it should be
Speaker 4: pretty common. One, since they've been keeping tracks since nineteen
Speaker 4: forty two, there've been one hundred and thirteen total listed
Speaker 4: bigfoot sidings on the bfro's public database MM, which is
Speaker 4: considered the official quote unquote database that's run by believers. Sure, okay,
Speaker 4: there have been four sightings in Tulsa County in that
Speaker 4: that timeframe, five and Cherokee, and then the rest are
Speaker 4: in other counties. But so nine just right here, okay,
Speaker 4: But I would think a lot of them would be
Speaker 4: more in the southeast, right in the mountainous.
Speaker 1: Areas, the heavily wooded areas, you know, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Not up here.
Speaker 4: Now, Lafleur is technically in that area. They have the most,
Speaker 4: you know, right along the Arkansas border. They got twenty five.
Speaker 4: And then mccurtin also right there below Lafur Lafleur has nine.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 4: Is it Cato County, Kado County that's outside Oklahoma City. Okay,
Speaker 4: so a lot of them are down south, well two counties.
Speaker 4: They like to you know, travel, you know, get out
Speaker 4: of the area. It's like, we've been down here long enough.
Speaker 4: Let's go vacation in Tulsa County for long. Wait, you know,
Speaker 4: Tulsa Hills, Utica Square. If Bigfoot is real, then why
Speaker 4: has a dead one never been discovered? No? I mean
Speaker 4: if you listen to the show long enough, you know
Speaker 4: that I have a hard stance of there's zero evidence
Speaker 4: of Bigfoot zero. Yes, And we have discussed before that
Speaker 4: they bury their dead. We think that's why you won't
Speaker 4: find a dead one. Well, we think we don't know
Speaker 4: that true. There's a better chance of a Bigfoot being
Speaker 4: real than aliens or Jesus ever existing. Okay, and also
Speaker 4: probably a better chance of Bigfoot existing. Then you know
Speaker 4: what you're talking about. Like the David Pilate's stuff out
Speaker 4: of the missing four to one, So oh, they leave
Speaker 4: stuff out of the missing for one. So cases will
Speaker 4: be similar to each other. Oh, so they deliberately leave
Speaker 4: stuff out.
Speaker 1: Just like every documentary. Sure they have a narrative they're
Speaker 1: trying to hit.
Speaker 4: Right, if you see a documentary about nine to one
Speaker 4: one being a conspiracy, they're not gonna leave out data
Speaker 4: that conflicts that. Right. If you see a you know,
Speaker 4: a one that you know there's an ocean portal to Hell,
Speaker 4: they're not gonna leave They're gonna put an information in
Speaker 4: that that would make sense.
Speaker 1: Uh. The desert bigfoot is called a sweaty.
Speaker 4: What really, I've never heard of that. I've heard of
Speaker 4: skunk ape, the one who lives in the swamps of Florida.
Speaker 4: Of course, bigfoot sasquatch. I've never heard of this sweaty?
Speaker 4: Is it because it's in the desert and that's why
Speaker 4: it's so sweaty and the desert sweaty?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, So the desert bigfoot, often called the Yuka Man
Speaker 4: or the Borego Sandman. Mister Sid is a legendary tall,
Speaker 4: hairy commented reported in the southern California, Nevada Arizona deserts,
Speaker 4: particularly the Majave. Witnesses described as a large, foul smelling creature,
Speaker 4: sometimes leaving massive footprints or exhibiting aggressive behavior, with sightings
Speaker 4: dating back to the nineteenth century, Hall the Sex says,
Speaker 4: what if bigfoots are just an endangered species of humans
Speaker 4: that have tribes all over the world. Huh, it's a
Speaker 4: lot of made up stuff to try and possibly get there.
Speaker 4: And even in endangered species, we find, right, And if
Speaker 4: they're all over the world, I think the likelihood of
Speaker 4: finding them would be pretty high.
Speaker 1: You think someone sat Tulson's siney might be my ex.
Speaker 4: The the idea that someone like you're with somebody and
Speaker 4: they go, I saw bigfoot and they were all in
Speaker 4: and that like encompasses their like it takes over their life.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: And you know, if your partner likes going to a
Speaker 4: certain restaurant, you go to that restaurant with them, even
Speaker 4: if you don't like it.
Speaker 1: Gotta go bigfoot hunting next weekend.
Speaker 4: Right, I gotta go to a big Where are you
Speaker 4: guys going? We're going to Cedar Rapids.
Speaker 1: What for?
Speaker 4: Why are you going to Cedar Rapids? They're having a
Speaker 4: bigfoot convention at the Hall of Dome. Danny ask what
Speaker 4: you taking over my life? And then your relationship with
Speaker 4: your wife, d Windows, because you don't want to go
Speaker 4: to the bar with the other dorks.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: Meanwhile, she makes a connection with one, and now she's
Speaker 4: having a bigfoot affair, right, probably dressing up in the costumes,
Speaker 4: you know, little little sasquatch role play, or.
Speaker 1: You know, going and doing it out in the woods trying.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's the call. Uh huh. They hear her whooping,
Speaker 1: so they're like you, oh huh, let's go.
Speaker 4: Check it out. The Tulsa County sidings are just tobos,
Speaker 4: maybe them and their sticks and their unkept beards. Right,
Speaker 4: they're five o'clock shadows and a cigar. Just go check
Speaker 4: any any banks along the Arkansas River. They're all right there.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I think it's a good iddea.
Speaker 1: Though to put stuff like pump some of this stuff
Speaker 1: into AI and let AI give some theories.
Speaker 4: It can think faster through it. But just keep in
Speaker 4: mind AI can't spell strawberry, amongst other things. It is
Speaker 4: not a perfect system, and people invest so much into
Speaker 4: it being perfect. Well, I did plug it in. Just
Speaker 4: put in is sasquatch real?
Speaker 1: Sasquatch real?
Speaker 4: And the thing about the AI is it just it
Speaker 4: pull stuff from the internet, so you're not getting legit evidence, right,
Speaker 4: you're just getting whatever the Internet has to say about it.
Speaker 4: And uh, of course whether sasquatch is real depends on
Speaker 4: whether you are looking for biological proof or cultural impact.
Speaker 4: While many people leave in the creature, the current scientific
Speaker 4: consensus is that sasquatches folklore figure rather than a living animal.
Speaker 4: And then it goes on with the lack of evidence
Speaker 4: and FBI investigations and hoaxes and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Listen to this, Taxton.
Speaker 4: Anybody with half a brain knows that Bigfoot is fake
Speaker 4: and it's just a dude in a costume.
Speaker 1: Let's get into that. What do we what do we consider.
Speaker 4: Half a brain?
Speaker 1: Like, what would be.
Speaker 4: We want to say smart, right, somebody's smart. Anybody who's
Speaker 4: not smart, right, would believe in that. Somebody smart would
Speaker 4: know it's a person in the costume.
Speaker 7: Is that.
Speaker 4: I break that down as anybody with basic thinking and
Speaker 4: motor skills. Yes, you know, you don't have to be
Speaker 4: a genius, but you don't have to be retorted at
Speaker 4: the same time, just a normal everyday person would know.
Speaker 5: Anyone with common sense, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: How about Theodore Roosevelt?
Speaker 1: Oh did old Teddy fine? One?
Speaker 4: Not in the modern since that we do. But he
Speaker 4: was an avid outdoorsman, and he had documented a second
Speaker 4: hand account of a sasquatch in one of his books.
Speaker 4: So that's how about doctor Jane Goodall, Well, you know,
Speaker 4: you know, the prime primologist who studied gorillas. She believed
Speaker 4: in the existence of bigfoot, citing high volumes of reports
Speaker 4: and her own interest in the subject. And then I
Speaker 4: can give you some other people that would definitely you
Speaker 4: could argue out of those two, though, feel like they
Speaker 4: definitely have more than half a brain. I think doctor
Speaker 4: Jane Goodall is biased because she works so closely with
Speaker 4: the chimps and the monkeys and the apes and the
Speaker 4: hot knots, you know, so I think, of course she's
Speaker 4: going to lean heavily towards that massive, hairy ape like figure.
Speaker 1: I think that's fair what you're saying.
Speaker 4: But then you could also make the argument that she
Speaker 4: is an expert in that field right and would know
Speaker 4: more than any of us about it on the possibility
Speaker 4: of it even being a thing.
Speaker 1: You're probably right.
Speaker 4: I would believe Theodore Roosevelt because he was an avid
Speaker 4: hunter and avid outdoorsman. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
Speaker 4: When it comes to Teddy I feel if he had
Speaker 4: the opportunity, because you said he's documented encounters with him, right, Yes,
Speaker 4: I feel just Teddy being teddy, he would have shot it,
Speaker 4: killed it, and mounted it up on the wall, just
Speaker 4: because that's the type of person he was. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: he was also an Just because you're an avid outdoorsman
Speaker 4: and you believe in hunting doesn't mean you shoot and
Speaker 4: kill everything on site. I don't know when it comes
Speaker 4: to trophy stuff though, that's a trophy that you like.
Speaker 4: People are out there hunting elephants and drafts and lions
Speaker 4: and tigers and bears, Oh my right for that trophy.
Speaker 4: And I think Theodore was one of those trophy hunters.
Speaker 4: So if you've got the opportunity to get the coup
Speaker 4: de gras of trophies, why not. The question was anybody
Speaker 4: with half a brain? And I think I gave two
Speaker 4: good examples of people with more than half a brain.
Speaker 4: And you know, bobcat goldweights on this list too. But
Speaker 4: I think you're going to denounce that pretty fast just
Speaker 4: because he talks funny. Doctor Grover Krantz, anthropology professor at
Speaker 4: a university. He was the first academic professor to publicly
Speaker 4: argue for the existence as I have a sister that
Speaker 4: believes that portals are the reason we have a scene Bigfoot.
Speaker 4: But then again, I have a sister that believes the
Speaker 4: earth is flat. And I'm the middle child. Sucks to
Speaker 4: be you, Okay, And quickly someone said, explain the strawberry thing.
Speaker 4: I asked the other day for its spelling.
Speaker 1: It spelled.
Speaker 4: It spelled it fine, well, f I n E. Is
Speaker 4: not how you spell strawberry. But that's a different thing.
Speaker 4: You have to ask it how many rs are in strawberry,
Speaker 4: and then it'll tell you. And then you tell it
Speaker 4: to spell strawberry, and it's giving you two different answers.
Speaker 4: So there you go. We gotta take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back.
Speaker 4: Conspiracy theory. Thursday, I saw this article that's really fascinating,
Speaker 4: and it says that the city of New Orleans needs
Speaker 4: to start planning the relocation of the city. Now. The
Speaker 4: claim is that southern Louisiana may be at a point
Speaker 4: of no return because of sea level rise, wetland loss,
Speaker 4: stronger hurricanes, and land shrinking, and that southern Louisiana could
Speaker 4: face three to seven meters of sea level rise and
Speaker 4: lose three quarters of its remaining coastal wetlands along a
Speaker 4: sixty two mile inland And for those who know, New
Speaker 4: Orleans is already built in a bowl. So that's why
Speaker 4: they've they have problems and it's always been that way,
Speaker 4: and that the city being surrounded by the Gulf of
Speaker 4: America slash Mexico America America America Mexico Mexico anyway.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: The coast is also being carved out by the oil
Speaker 4: and gas industry, which is also leading to some erosion. Now,
Speaker 4: these are all things that part of evolution, right, But
Speaker 4: the idea that losing two thousand square miles of land,
Speaker 4: which is roughly the size of Delaware.
Speaker 6: Hi.
Speaker 4: I'm in Delaware. You could lose another three thousand square
Speaker 4: miles in the next fifty years. That's not affecting just
Speaker 4: losing Ana, right, I mean that would affect the entire
Speaker 4: coastal region Alabama, Florida, parts of Texas.
Speaker 1: No, because they're all at different terrain levels.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay. And is it just because New Orleans is
Speaker 4: all swampy. Yeah, they're like, well, you know it roads faster.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I can't say anything about Louisiana. The
Speaker 4: last time I got in trouble. The governor of Las
Speaker 4: scrapped a three billion dollar project, saying it costs too
Speaker 4: much and hurting fishing communities. Critics say killing it make
Speaker 4: coastal projection much harder. The relocation idea is politically troubling
Speaker 4: because people love New Orleans right, culture, family, identity, food, music,
Speaker 4: not just a real, you know, piece of.
Speaker 1: Land smells like piss. I'm bourbon, mostly piss.
Speaker 4: Mostly. Researchers say people are already leaving slowly, but without
Speaker 4: a plan, it becomes messy, unfair, market driven evacuations where
Speaker 4: poor people get trapped.
Speaker 1: Does that anything that feels sound familiar? M M.
Speaker 4: One outside expert said New Orleans is not disappearing in
Speaker 4: ten years, but policy policymakers should start planning for something
Speaker 4: that could be happening soon rather than waiting for a
Speaker 4: red herring.
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have the whole city of New Orleans move
Speaker 4: north and you're gonna have to relocate. You're gonna have
Speaker 4: to relocate the entire city, right, So you're going to
Speaker 4: have to because I'm sure I don't know one hundred
Speaker 4: percent really honestly, I'll be but I'm sure there is
Speaker 4: not any uninhabited land in Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Does that make sense? Oh, I'm sure there is.
Speaker 4: You think there is? Oh yeah, you think there's parts
Speaker 4: of Louisiana that where like, Okay, nobody lives here. There
Speaker 4: are no names, there are no towns, nothing like that.
Speaker 4: So we're going to take the Louise and we're gonna
Speaker 4: take New Orleans and just put it here, and we're
Speaker 4: gonna call this chunk and lands new New Orleans. How
Speaker 4: do you think we got in New Mexico?
Speaker 1: Right? Right?
Speaker 4: In New York and New Jersey, No, no, no one
Speaker 4: ever talks about the Old York right. That just doesn't
Speaker 4: it doesn't make sense. I mean, I think the city
Speaker 4: this big is just damn near impossible. And we're not
Speaker 4: even talking about the people that are like I'm not leaving, right,
Speaker 4: You're gonna have those people, and then it's it's not
Speaker 4: going to be it's just gonna.
Speaker 1: Be New Orleans by name.
Speaker 4: If you if you end up relocating the city, it's
Speaker 4: not gonna have the same buildings, it's not gonna have
Speaker 4: the same structures, it's not gonna have I mean, they'll
Speaker 4: try to duplicate it maybe, but It's not like you
Speaker 4: can pick up those old ass buildings, those old ass
Speaker 4: mansions that have been there for forever and move them
Speaker 4: to this new place to keep the same New Orleans going.
Speaker 4: It'd be a whole new New Orleans, but with like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, the old vibe. I just don't see
Speaker 4: how that's possible. The only exit now, they've moved cities
Speaker 4: before because yo, yeah, because of flooding, but there are
Speaker 4: always cities.
Speaker 1: Of like two hundred people.
Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, they're a little easier to move.
Speaker 4: The infrastructure isn't as crazy, right. The only one that
Speaker 4: I can find, whether it was even close, was in Sweden,
Speaker 4: and it was Karina, Sweden, about fifty thousand people, and
Speaker 4: they moved because of an underground iron mining and it
Speaker 4: was causing the ground to seek and they moved about
Speaker 4: two miles to the east. Okay, well, homes, schools, public buildings,
Speaker 4: historic statues, they just packed everything up and moved it
Speaker 4: somehow via helicopter, semi truck whatever. I just don't see
Speaker 4: how they move the building. I think, well, you don't,
Speaker 4: you just rebuild. But the idea I think that is
Speaker 4: the misconception is you hear moving, and you're like pick up,
Speaker 4: put beams underneath buildings, put them on semi trucks, drive
Speaker 4: them through the center of town, like moving right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: And I think it's more of like when you have
Speaker 4: an older sibling or even a younger sibling in some cases,
Speaker 4: Sorry lindsay that this may not work land with you.
Speaker 4: But is that like you, look, I moved, I moved,
Speaker 4: and he moved just a little bit over right.
Speaker 6: You're not gonna You're not gonna relocate three hundred and
Speaker 6: sixty two thousand people.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's it's impossible.
Speaker 4: But like, okay, why not if that's the problem, think
Speaker 4: of it like with picture right, if you've ever been
Speaker 4: out there, it used to be a mining town, but
Speaker 4: it got to be toxic, so they just shut the
Speaker 4: town down and the people that want to live there,
Speaker 4: good luck, and which there are some people that still
Speaker 4: live out there, but it's one of those you're on
Speaker 4: your own sort of things. So why not just do that?
Speaker 4: Why not just shut New Orleans down and be like, listen,
Speaker 4: if you all want to continue living here, cool, if
Speaker 4: not go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Else, well, keep in mind when there was that flood,
Speaker 1: a lot of people moved real fast.
Speaker 4: It can be done. Yeah, yeah, yeah they Yeah, people
Speaker 4: can move. They moved up here, so yeah, in Oklahoma
Speaker 4: it was ugly, but it's a messy. It's it's not
Speaker 4: New Orleans though. Nope, you're right about that. It'll never
Speaker 4: it'll just never be the same. It would never be
Speaker 4: the same. Maybe it's an opportunity for them to restart,
Speaker 4: you know, have have a new New Orleans, right and
Speaker 4: maybe clean things up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe they don't call it the new New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Maybe they call it the Orleans you always wanted. I'm
Speaker 1: okay with modernized Orleans Orleans, right right? Or just Orleans?
Speaker 4: Right? That seems to be okay, new and improved now
Speaker 4: with borax, Yeah right right, that sounds that sounds good.
Speaker 4: Now with more organic Orleans. There you go.
Speaker 1: People will love that. It was.
Speaker 4: People love a good organic.
Speaker 5: Some people do new look, same great.
Speaker 1: Stink, new look without the smell.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So if they were going to do it, though, how
Speaker 1: could they How could they move that?
Speaker 4: How could they do this? How can they move the
Speaker 4: entire city? And we're talking structures and everything right, Well, again,
Speaker 4: I don't think you move physical structures. You can't you
Speaker 4: can't not a city of that size, a small town
Speaker 4: like picture like what you were saying, with only two
Speaker 4: hundred people there. Yeah, you can move structures, you just
Speaker 4: have to rebuild and you're gonna have to replicate some
Speaker 4: of those old structures that they have to give you
Speaker 4: that same no lence feel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you. I don't think you do.
Speaker 4: Like Disneyland and Disney World, right, any town USA and
Speaker 4: Main Street or whatever like, you don't do that. I
Speaker 4: think you maybe have something some similarities. But it's a
Speaker 4: chance to do it right and do it different right.
Speaker 4: Part of the problem with infrastructure in most cities of
Speaker 4: that size is that it's been that way forever and
Speaker 4: to revamp it would be it's cost prohibitive. But I
Speaker 4: think you can have people start moving now, like, hey,
Speaker 4: we're doing this initiative to relocate some people. You have
Speaker 4: fifteen No, I don't even think it's that. I think
Speaker 4: it's more of a voluntarily type of thing to start
Speaker 4: encouraging people to move, because you're never going to convince
Speaker 4: the people to ever leave. Right the ones my Grandpapy
Speaker 4: we lived here, My Grandpapy is Grandpapy lived here. My
Speaker 4: Grandpapy's grandpapies lived here.
Speaker 1: No way, I may have a leaving.
Speaker 6: Oh will they if they're who are they going to sell?
Speaker 6: Who's going to buy their property?
Speaker 4: Right? I mean the government buys people's property all the time,
Speaker 4: so that's not a big thing, right, And they wouldn't
Speaker 4: be able to do it alone as a state. And again,
Speaker 4: the conversation we're having it isn't to dispel each other's ideas.
Speaker 4: It is to talk about how could they do it?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 6: But but my point is it's like, why would they
Speaker 6: want to buy their properties if they're not going to
Speaker 6: be using their properties for anything.
Speaker 4: That's how you encourage people to move. Again, let's think
Speaker 4: of ideas of how to do it, not why they shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, Texas.
Speaker 4: Lots of towns were moved in Oklahoma when they built
Speaker 4: the lakes. Well, they weren't really moved. The people were relocated.
Speaker 4: The towns were flooded right like under I think it's
Speaker 4: Lake Keystone, right, towns go under there. You can see
Speaker 4: streets and whatnots like that. They were just flooded and
Speaker 4: the people moved. And I guess that's what they're gonna
Speaker 4: have to do here. You move up there.
Speaker 1: Call it what you want.
Speaker 4: We're flooding this some bitch, right, But but it's not
Speaker 4: you know, one point two metro right, those towns that
Speaker 4: they moved, like Manford, they just relocated it a little
Speaker 4: north to get them out of the flood zone. But
Speaker 4: there's this matter of rebuilding, putting up new structure. Yeah,
Speaker 4: new buildings, new homes. I don't know how to pronounce
Speaker 4: his name. But there's a town called Alui, okay, and
Speaker 4: that's the town that lived where the Ouliga. When the
Speaker 4: Ulagat Dam was created, it flooded it and they relocated
Speaker 4: it to where new Alwa ALLOWI so, yeah, t can
Speaker 4: killer same thing. Yeah, they when they built the dam,
Speaker 4: it flooded a bunch of areas called Cookson.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: But again those are small, small communities, Yeah, not major metropolis.
Speaker 4: How the hell are you gonna move the super dome? Yeah? Again,
Speaker 4: I think that's not the right focus. Like moving actual
Speaker 4: structures is not a thing.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: You just have to rebuild. That's all that there is
Speaker 4: to it. You have to rebuild new structure. And you
Speaker 4: know how long that's gonna take. Look at how long
Speaker 4: it took to get New Orleans where it's at now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one piece at a time, I guess.
Speaker 4: Put it in your lunch box, take home with you.
Speaker 4: If if they were to do this, this is the
Speaker 4: only way it would work. Yeah, this is the only
Speaker 4: way they could do because this isn't a relocation, it's surgery. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it would take somebody like a Musk or a
Speaker 4: are An Altman or a Zuckerberg or somebody going, we're
Speaker 4: building a and it's going to be the way we
Speaker 4: want it, like a privatized God's scary. That's already happening.
Speaker 4: Those two people are already doing Rich people are already
Speaker 4: doing this, trying to create communities that are their communities,
Speaker 4: and they control everything and it's their rules and their loss. Well,
Speaker 4: I don't know if I like that at all. I
Speaker 4: don't like it either, but it's happening right now, and
Speaker 4: people just go very long, Musk, anything you do, this
Speaker 4: is a great right. That's scary, yeah, because because there's
Speaker 4: becoming more and more people like that. You know, if
Speaker 4: you think about it, rich ass people like that, And
Speaker 4: if everybody does their own little town and they run
Speaker 4: it the way they want, well, then we're not a
Speaker 4: union anymore, now, are we? We're not a country anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean you can have that's got a different conversation.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah. It's a fascinating idea that this would be
Speaker 4: even talked about, and you would hope this common versation goes,
Speaker 4: you know, with the people that are in charge of
Speaker 4: New Orleans are all right, new business, and so it goes, Hey,
Speaker 4: you know, we keep table in this all right relocation
Speaker 4: thing because it's a real thing, and they go, well,
Speaker 4: now we'll leave it for the next people. Let them
Speaker 4: figure it out. We got that trash thing we got
Speaker 4: to figure out. All right, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 4: We'll be back. Oh free eight through three four six
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Speaker 1: Top list Cyberbic Mad Morning Show's top list random topics,
Speaker 1: randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and
Speaker 1: Lindsay with this week's top list.
Speaker 4: This week's top list is Top five evil characters not
Speaker 4: in horror movies. Top five evil characters not in horror movies?
Speaker 4: What do you got?
Speaker 1: Lindsay?
Speaker 5: All right, so I tried to stay away from movies period.
Speaker 5: It was really difficult.
Speaker 6: Number five I took from one of my children's favorite
Speaker 6: television shows, and that is the Lich from Adventure Time.
Speaker 6: The Lyitch is basically this villain but a force of
Speaker 6: nature that acts as dark magic, scott telepathy powers, and
Speaker 6: he wants to pretty much kill everything and everyone.
Speaker 5: Yis was.
Speaker 6: Responsible for extinguishing the dinosaurs and he wants to extinguish
Speaker 6: everyone else as well.
Speaker 5: On the show. Number four on my list the Hamburglar.
Speaker 5: He's a villain, He's a thief. That's a villain.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's the villain. Is the evil?
Speaker 6: I think so if if, if you're standing there with
Speaker 6: your hamburger and he comes up.
Speaker 5: And steals it from you, that's pretty evil, right.
Speaker 1: You can punch the Hamburgler in the face, right.
Speaker 6: Unless he punches you first, Yeah, and steals your burger.
Speaker 1: He is the main antagonist in the McDonald's franchise. Exactly
Speaker 1: by the way at Auto Field tool is the Hamburger
Speaker 1: a human? The Hamburglar is a human.
Speaker 5: Number three.
Speaker 6: Side show Bob from The Simpsons, Yes, straight up evil,
Speaker 6: always wanting to murder bart.
Speaker 5: Number two.
Speaker 6: Nagan from The Walking Dead. Uh ah, He's probably the
Speaker 6: villain that I hate to love most.
Speaker 1: So hot he is.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know who that actor was until I
Speaker 6: saw The Walking Dead and then I wanted to see
Speaker 6: everything that he was in, and I was like, oh, well, yeah,
Speaker 6: clearly The Walking Dead was the biggest thing that he
Speaker 6: was ever in.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I had a pretty big part on Grey's Anatomy. Yep,
Speaker 1: I never.
Speaker 5: Watched Gray's Anatomy. And then number one.
Speaker 4: Little Caesar's, Thenoid, Domino's Pizza, the Noise.
Speaker 6: Oh oh yes, it was Domino's, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 6: It was the Nooid though, because he was totally evil,
Speaker 6: his whole plan was to make sure that your pizza
Speaker 6: was not on time.
Speaker 1: That's why you got to avoid the noise.
Speaker 5: Yes, avoid thenoid evil so ob.
Speaker 4: Top evil characters not in horror movies from topless what
Speaker 4: he got, Gimpie oil. It's nothing like Lindsay's but kind
Speaker 4: of like it because they are probably ones that you
Speaker 4: would not expect.
Speaker 1: Only one of them, I think.
Speaker 4: Number five, I think is the one that you would expect.
Speaker 4: Anton Sugar from No Country from old Men.
Speaker 1: Yes, fantastic evil character.
Speaker 4: Yes, just so just looking at him, you're like, oh God,
Speaker 4: stay away that haircut.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's what does it for me?
Speaker 4: Like, I don't want that rubing off on me.
Speaker 5: Stay away from him or his barber both.
Speaker 4: Number four this is one that has stuck with me
Speaker 4: since my childhood. Mister boogety, if you remember, it's an
Speaker 4: old Disney movie aired on television ABC nineteen eighty six,
Speaker 4: And that's some bitch scared to hell out of me, See,
Speaker 4: mister boogety, See what it happened was Bud from.
Speaker 1: Marriable Children.
Speaker 4: David Fostino and his family moved up in New England
Speaker 4: to this town and it's haunted by colonial people and
Speaker 4: mister Boogey was the evil.
Speaker 1: Man that haunted their house. And it sticks with me
Speaker 1: so long.
Speaker 4: Boogy Boogey Boogy Boo.
Speaker 1: And then they made the sequel, Bride of Boogeey.
Speaker 4: Okay, I love those movies as a kid, but mister
Speaker 4: Boogie still sticks with me to this day.
Speaker 1: At number four. Number three is Mola Ram from Indiana.
Speaker 4: Jones, Oh got him a shuck it to her and
Speaker 4: then he reaches in and pulls that guy's heart out.
Speaker 5: And it's still beating in his hands.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Number two evil characters not in horror movies Nancy Downs
Speaker 4: in The Craft, played by Ferusa Balk. She was the
Speaker 4: she was in part she was part of the group,
Speaker 4: part of their little coven, but she was the bad
Speaker 4: one in the coven and she ended up dying in
Speaker 4: the movie. Of course they killed her. But always thought
Speaker 4: she had this bad girl, kinda sexy vibe to her,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Even in the water Boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she showed me her boobies and I like them too.
Speaker 4: Uh Yeah, I've always thought she was hot. American History
Speaker 4: X she was hot. You got to see your boobs
Speaker 4: and that one too, and her butt, Yeah, and that
Speaker 4: number two, number one, and you could probably guess why
Speaker 4: I picked this one. But the devil in the movie
Speaker 4: be Dazzled played by Elizabeth Yeah, yeah, she is the devil.
Speaker 1: The devil is evil, but by God, she is hot.
Speaker 1: She's the devil then.
Speaker 4: For real, for real.
Speaker 1: That's why she ends up number one on my list.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: I love how different these are all going to be
Speaker 4: top list evil characters not in horror movies. I made
Speaker 4: a last minute adjustment based off of a text that
Speaker 4: came in. Number five would be Gordon Gecko. Gordon Gecko, Gordon.
Speaker 1: Gecko from the eighties movie where he agreed, for lack
Speaker 1: of a better word, is good. Ah, yes, Wall Street right,
Speaker 1: and it's it's He's very evil and conniving the whole movie,
Speaker 1: and Charlie Sheen's character gets one over on him. Daryl
Speaker 1: Hannah Number four.
Speaker 4: The Joker. I mean, you don't get more cliche. I
Speaker 4: want addresses him for Halloween. You want to try and
Speaker 4: scare people dresses the Joker? The quest just any Joker
Speaker 4: or is there a particular Joker that I think you
Speaker 4: can be?
Speaker 1: Either?
Speaker 4: One right, every Joker, every incarnation of the Joker. Someone's
Speaker 4: wanted to dress up as for Halloween. True to you
Speaker 4: don't see a lot of them dressing up as the
Speaker 4: Jack Nicholson Joker or the Joker from the Batman TV
Speaker 4: series back in you do in the before there were
Speaker 4: those that were made. People would dress up at that,
Speaker 4: And I would argue that people could dress up with
Speaker 4: those now, and you still go, oh yeah, not as scary, right,
Speaker 4: but still so.
Speaker 1: That's number four. Number three. This is where my adjustment
Speaker 1: was made, based off of a text Jinny from Forrest Gump. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess she was evil would and she she gave
Speaker 1: him a him well and took advantage of him her
Speaker 1: whole life, even dumped that kid on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number two.
Speaker 4: Tyler Durdenkay, Tyler Durden was evil. He did not hit
Speaker 4: that alter ego of Ed Norton's character, did not care
Speaker 4: about anybody else, anything else. Put a gun to that
Speaker 4: convenience store clerk's head. Yeah yeah, but he's gonna wake
Speaker 4: up tomorrow with this new sense of life. It'll be
Speaker 4: the best fresh air he's ever breathed. Whatever the line is,
Speaker 4: number that's number two. Number one, easily the most evil
Speaker 4: character not in a horror movie. People dress up at
Speaker 4: it as him. You know, if somebody dresses up at
Speaker 4: as this individual, you know they're trying to emulate horror
Speaker 4: or evil. And you know this one's so good that
Speaker 4: just a sound effect would sell it. And that is
Speaker 4: Darth Vader.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's not a horror movie. Nope.
Speaker 4: And he's evil, Okay, you don't like he doesn't like
Speaker 4: what you do. He just death grips you from across
Speaker 4: the room. Right, It doesn't even have touch, He just
Speaker 4: looks at you.
Speaker 1: Cut off his own kid's hand. Spoiler What a dick?
Speaker 1: Is it a spoiler if I tell you that, hey,
Speaker 1: that looks his son?
Speaker 4: Or like, fifty years after the movies, mate, some people
Speaker 4: are just now finding this movie. And those people are
Speaker 4: six They are Doyle from Sling Blade. I'll buy that, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 4: old man Jenkins from Scooby Doo.
Speaker 1: I had even one for you, meddling kids. Ali from
Speaker 1: the Notebook. Of course she took a holiday. She did
Speaker 1: take a holiday. Uh.
Speaker 4: Jenny from Forrest Gump. Yeah, got Aid's evil bitch. Another one,
Speaker 4: Jenny from Forrest Gump. I didn't realize so many people
Speaker 4: were gonna text in Jenny from Forrest Gump.
Speaker 1: Ooh Rose from the Titanic. No, no, she wasn't. She
Speaker 1: wasn't evil.
Speaker 4: He her boyfriend, her husband, yeah, her bodyguard, yeah, her
Speaker 4: mother too for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh somebody the President Snow from The Hunger Games.
Speaker 4: I've never seen anyone on those movies.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, are they? Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Bane from The Dark Knight, Okay, Magneto from X Men
Speaker 4: one that I almost put on the list, Lord Farquhar, what.
Speaker 5: About the movie you mentioned the other? Was it Interstellar?
Speaker 5: The one with Jennifer Lawrence the Passengers? Passengers?
Speaker 6: I'm sorry he could have been because he woke her
Speaker 6: up and now they're both gonna die.
Speaker 1: I think to be the I think to be an
Speaker 1: evil character. Isn't your evil the whole time?
Speaker 4: Right? He did he do a bad thing? Sure? Morally questionable?
Speaker 4: Absolutely was he evil?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, then you could use that same argument with Jenny
Speaker 4: from Forrest Gump. She did some questionable things. I think
Speaker 4: she was evil, and the end, you know, she made
Speaker 4: up with him and was like, Hey, even though I'm
Speaker 4: dying and I took advantage of you the entire time,
Speaker 4: I still want you to know your son.
Speaker 1: I still want to do the right.
Speaker 5: Thing, right, her dad was evil?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she's she's no more the villain than
Speaker 1: the Hamburglar. Okay, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 4: Plankton SpongeBob fan, This says Pinhead from hell Raiser. But
Speaker 4: hell Raiser would be a horror movie, right, Yeah, maybe
Speaker 4: they didn't hear that. We're na mean con from Star
Speaker 4: Trek God, right, the helmet do that?
Speaker 1: Terrible?
Speaker 4: I always think about when I put a helmet on.
Speaker 4: I think about that scene where they put the thing
Speaker 4: and then he crawls through his into his ear. Yes,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, how did the bug know to do that?
Speaker 4: Because now I think everybody knows how to do that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the con CON's a really good one. He
Speaker 4: walks from Star Wars.
Speaker 1: They took prisoners in flight, but you never saw them again.
Speaker 1: They ate them.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you never saw them again, how do
Speaker 4: you know they ate them? Like unless you know the
Speaker 4: book series and that you know that.
Speaker 1: From if that's the thing. But they help, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: Ewoks helped. I think the jaw was the e walks
Speaker 1: through a hell of a party afterwards, remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Jawas were the ones that Yeah, the sand people,
Speaker 4: those were the evil ones that took him off and
Speaker 4: you never seen him again. Yeah, I would consider those
Speaker 4: more evil than the ewalks. The U works are so cuddly,
Speaker 4: ain't cute?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Why Rose is the villain of Titanic. She cheats on
Speaker 4: her fiance with a homeless man, survives the sinking, ends
Speaker 4: up with the priceless diamond holds onto her.
Speaker 1: For eighty four years.
Speaker 4: Absolute secrecy makes the crew looking for it listened to
Speaker 4: her life story and then chucks into the ocean. Of
Speaker 4: all the things you listened, Making that crew listen to
Speaker 4: her story might be the most villainous thing, but right,
Speaker 4: she was not the villain in that story. She's a
Speaker 4: bit Grandpa Joe from Wanka in the chocolate factory. The
Speaker 4: guy sat in his bed for years, letting his daughter
Speaker 4: take care of him. He only dragged hi butt out
Speaker 4: of bed so he could go have fun. No that again,
Speaker 4: he coerced him to Charlie to take some of the
Speaker 4: uh the ever lifting power or whatever the fuzzy powder.
Speaker 4: I would say that probably, and the Wonka wife Wonka
Speaker 4: world that the uh is it?
Speaker 1: The munchkins no, whatever the little.
Speaker 4: People are called, those are probably the evil ones. They
Speaker 4: don't do anything evil. They're just doing what they're told.
Speaker 4: Wonka's the evil one, damn you right, Wonka's the evil character. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Okay, someone said Mufasa from The Lion King. Mufasa wasn't evil,
Speaker 6: his brother Scar was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Scar was the evil one.
Speaker 5: Sam Rockwell's character from The Green Mile, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well not, no, I I think he was
Speaker 4: uh no, not Sam Rockwell, the guy who played Percy person.
Speaker 1: No, Sam rock is a prisoner. Yeah, he was a
Speaker 1: crazy prisoner.
Speaker 5: That's right. Well, he was also pretty.
Speaker 4: He was a bad Well, he's a bad dude, but
Speaker 4: he wasn't evil. Yeah, the Percy Percy wet More.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, bitch, But.
Speaker 6: Seem Rockwell's character molested little girls and murdered.
Speaker 4: Okay, but they're all in prison for doing bad things.
Speaker 4: Right in a movie killed a mouse just to torment
Speaker 4: the other that are the prisoner.
Speaker 1: He tormented the prisoners yeah, mm hmmm mmm m And.
Speaker 5: Then he didn't and then he didn't.
Speaker 4: Use the water on his way, right, Yes, that is
Speaker 4: that is completely evil. Maybe one of the best Stephen
Speaker 4: King books ever. Oh yeah, and a Disney movie for
Speaker 4: those who don't know. Yeah, crazy like, wait, Disney does
Speaker 4: happy things.
Speaker 1: They sure don't.
Speaker 4: They have a dark side. That's the cruise members.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 4: I consider it a responsibility of us on the show
Speaker 4: to try and help out where we can in people's lives,
Speaker 4: whether it's I have an engorged organ or something a
Speaker 4: little more tame like these are apparently simple but surprising
Speaker 4: romantic ideas men go crazy for. So ladies pay attention.
Speaker 4: Gimpy and I will give our thoughts on whether they
Speaker 4: are good or not. Create a coupon book, I'm maybe,
Speaker 4: But if you create a coupon book for.
Speaker 1: You know, not having to break down Amazon boxes.
Speaker 4: Eh, coupon books sound good on paper, let him finish,
Speaker 4: But when it's time to cash and said coupon, it
Speaker 4: never works out something. All right, I have stupidest goddamn
Speaker 4: gift you can ever give some book.
Speaker 6: What if it's a coupon book, that's like your pick
Speaker 6: of the coupon, Like it's blank.
Speaker 1: You don't want that? No, No, that's how you get
Speaker 1: yourself and do a pickle well, well something like that.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is you don't want to do, that's what
Speaker 1: they'll pick. Absolutely so.
Speaker 4: Coupon, yeah, this is AI says it right. So if
Speaker 4: you don't want to eat okra, well I want to
Speaker 4: eat okra with you. You're like, yeah, no, you know
Speaker 4: I don't like that. Well no, that's not what the
Speaker 4: coupon says. Yep, you said dealer's choice. Dealer has chosen.
Speaker 4: How about this for a surprising romantic idea men go
Speaker 4: crazy for surprise them by getting in the shower with them, gippie,
Speaker 4: Yeah that is cool. Yeah, yeah, just make sure you
Speaker 4: take your clothes off. You know. That's that is very
Speaker 4: sound advice. We bought our house because the shower is
Speaker 4: a dual shower. You got heads on each side. Uh,
Speaker 4: the shower dispenses on next to each other's too, next
Speaker 4: to each other.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool, Yeah, it's awesome that.
Speaker 4: Uh read to them one am I six. Well, this says,
Speaker 4: put on an outfit that turns them on, and then
Speaker 4: read anything. It's what you're wearing and what that you're
Speaker 4: just talking is what.
Speaker 1: Turns that.
Speaker 4: Men go crazy for the sexy lingerie. Yes, I dig that,
Speaker 4: but to put on something in red, lacy and sexy
Speaker 4: and then read me Harry Potter, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not gonna hear what they're saying anyway, right,
Speaker 1: might fall asleep even Yeah, I'm not down for that.
Speaker 4: This says, read pages from their favorite romance novel and
Speaker 4: use your sexiest voice. No, I there's no romance novel.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I'm good with this. There's no romance novel.
Speaker 4: I want my wife to read to me.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I I have maybe four books total right in my
Speaker 4: collection of books.
Speaker 1: It's actually four more than I thought, but go ahead, and.
Speaker 4: They were given to me. So Corbyn, you have more
Speaker 4: books probably than anybody I know, or any of them
Speaker 4: in your personal collection.
Speaker 1: Romance novels, no, not one.
Speaker 4: No guy is going to have no straight guy is
Speaker 4: going to have spicy romance novels. Beat reads. Think it's
Speaker 4: what they're called, right, lindsay yeah with Fabio on the cover.
Speaker 5: What if she's reading one of your books?
Speaker 4: Though, I don't need her to read me, you know,
Speaker 4: passages from the Bible.
Speaker 1: He does not need his women talking talk to me,
Speaker 1: just don't read.
Speaker 4: I think the only asterisk in that is if you
Speaker 4: are like, hey, I bought this erotic novel, let's read
Speaker 4: it now. Typically, erotic novels aren't for sale at Walgreens. No,
Speaker 4: so it's not going to be whatever you think you're
Speaker 4: reading with faby on the cover. Right, they're really raunchy.
Speaker 4: I think I've got like a copy of the Kamma
Speaker 4: Sutras somewhere that's about as spicy and sexy as it
Speaker 4: gets in my book collection. That makes five books.
Speaker 1: That's one of the four.
Speaker 4: Prepare and Eat a meal that includes only food you
Speaker 4: can eat with your fingers.
Speaker 1: I'm out hard, No, because you don't like that finger thing. Nope,
Speaker 1: sure don't.
Speaker 4: I'd be alright with that. I'd be all right with that.
Speaker 4: Does it like get me going the thought of it? No,
Speaker 4: not as much as hey hop in the shower with me,
Speaker 4: write out and leave love notes or sexy notes and
Speaker 4: unexpected places to find during the day. Uh. Okay, I'm
Speaker 4: alright with that. I think that's kind of neat. Not
Speaker 4: the thing about it is, though, all right. If you're
Speaker 4: gonna leave sexy notes like that, you gotta follow through
Speaker 4: because that is much like the coupon book.
Speaker 5: Hmm.
Speaker 4: Do something that your spouse with your spouse that interests
Speaker 4: them and doesn't interest you. Okay, it feels like just
Speaker 4: regular companionship one on one. Yeah, send a sexy text
Speaker 4: during the day again, much like coupon's, much like random notes.
Speaker 4: That's great, follow through with it.
Speaker 1: Take them on a surprise picnic. I do like food. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a picnic.
Speaker 4: You don't want to throw the blanket down on the
Speaker 4: floor on the ground at the park and.
Speaker 1: As kids yell and run through you. No, I don't.
Speaker 1: Some douchebag playing disc golf throws this disc over.
Speaker 4: Your eye with his poison ivy arms. Yeah, or some
Speaker 4: homeless persons want to know right right, make a path
Speaker 4: with something like candy kisses or rose petals or.
Speaker 1: No, I don't care. Yeah, that's that's not my bag man.
Speaker 4: Okay, So the headline says, surprising romantic ideas men go
Speaker 4: crazy for. Here's fifteen simple romantic ideas that ming go
Speaker 4: crazy for. My understanding of that is that is what
Speaker 4: something men like, Yes, mingo crazy for? Would you agree,
Speaker 4: lindsay gim be, yeah, I do too. But these read
Speaker 4: like things women like. Was that article written by a woman? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 4: that explains it all then, But a lot of women
Speaker 4: write these types of articles, And if it was a man,
Speaker 4: you'd go, man, he's probably gay. Probably so, probably so.
Speaker 4: But I think when a woman's writing an article like that,
Speaker 4: one just trying to, you know, get an article in
Speaker 4: so her boss will get off her ass, right, and
Speaker 4: she's thinking of the stuff that she likes that or
Speaker 4: maybe her partner likes or maybe she forces onto her
Speaker 4: partner and he says he likes it. So but with
Speaker 4: the mindset of it being for women that men go
Speaker 4: crazy for, I guess I e. They go all in
Speaker 4: on a coupon book.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think women would like that. A woman like that.
Speaker 4: So if we made a woman a coupon yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I'm picking up what you putting now. Yeah, surprised him
Speaker 4: by getting the shower with them. I don't think all
Speaker 4: women would love that. No, A lot of women like
Speaker 4: to cry in the shower alone. Keep that thing away
Speaker 4: from me.
Speaker 5: Alone time.
Speaker 1: Have you ever cried in the shower alone?
Speaker 5: Probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kimby, have you ever cried in the shower alone?
Speaker 4: No? Me, neither. It is a woman thing that women do.
Speaker 4: Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just a thing, and
Speaker 4: that's okay to admit that.
Speaker 5: It's been a long time, uh.
Speaker 1: Read to them.
Speaker 4: No, I think I think a woman would like this
Speaker 4: is put on the outfit that turns them on, And
Speaker 4: I don't know what outfit my wife.
Speaker 1: Your tuxedo with tails, Yeah, I don't know your top hat.
Speaker 1: Like when we read that one for women, you know, reversed,
Speaker 1: we were like lingerie. Yeah, okay, you want me to
Speaker 1: put my boxers on. H read pages from their favorite romance?
Speaker 1: No that tracks with the female Nope. Yeah you don't
Speaker 1: want your husband to read.
Speaker 6: No, I'd rather read to him. Why because I that's
Speaker 6: that's my My thing, is the reading.
Speaker 1: You listen, Oh he can't read.
Speaker 5: Huh yeah, never learner.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure out. If it's your favorite thing,
Speaker 1: why would you not want to hear it in your
Speaker 1: man's voice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't think I think that he would.
Speaker 5: Probably I could see him going, how do you get
Speaker 5: into this? He would make commentation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would end up doing character voices the whole
Speaker 4: thing out of way. It's like, this is not sexy
Speaker 4: at all, it's funny. Yeah. Well that's just the way
Speaker 4: autistic people are. Man Like, I make voices in my
Speaker 4: head when I'm reading a book, right exactly, Uh, prepare
Speaker 4: and eat a meal that includes only food you with
Speaker 4: your fingers. Yes, I think a lot of women would
Speaker 4: enjoy that. Write and leave sexy notes out. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: think a lot of women would love that. Do something
Speaker 4: with your spouse at interest in Yeah, women would love
Speaker 4: that because I probably would assume most women feel like
Speaker 4: they already do a lot of things their partner wants.
Speaker 4: Send a sexy text during the day. Women love knowing
Speaker 4: you're thinking about them. To take sure it's just text
Speaker 4: and not pictures. Yeah, take them on a surprise picnic. Yep,
Speaker 4: I think that would land. Make a path with something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that makes sense, and a woman would love that. Play
Speaker 4: a board game, just not Monopoly.
Speaker 1: Squabble.
Speaker 4: Well this is you change the rules so it's like
Speaker 4: strip Checkers or strip Monopoly or something like that. Par cheesy,
Speaker 4: get benty trivial pursuit. It has risk on here. You
Speaker 4: mean the never ending game.
Speaker 1: Right, I just overtook Europe. Now take your pants off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it has to be a game that is not
Speaker 4: going to end in an argument. Monopoly risk trivial pursuit.
Speaker 4: You need something simple like shoots and ladders, Candyland. Sorry later,
Speaker 4: we'll play sorry later. Take a trainer bus ride a
Speaker 4: no woman want a bus ride.
Speaker 1: Some women want to train though yes.
Speaker 4: A no woman want to go on a ground No,
Speaker 4: if the bus is parked in a field, that's a
Speaker 4: different store. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen some people do that. One on
Speaker 1: that bus ride that's on porn the old bang budd.
Speaker 4: I don't know. If you're a woman wants to do that,
Speaker 4: you will not be happy about hearing that experience. Baby,
Speaker 4: for our anniversary, I got you a bus ride, but
Speaker 4: it's not any bus and then dance in the living
Speaker 4: room clothing optional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think a woman would lie. I don't think
Speaker 1: the I think these are all for women. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would agree.
Speaker 4: I think a woman would like that. My problem is one,
Speaker 4: can't dance. Two, I don't know how you started. Three
Speaker 4: I would overanalyze which song to pick?
Speaker 1: Right, do we do it?
Speaker 4: During the credits of the movie we're watching right the
Speaker 4: theme song to Rose, I am yeah, that feels weird.
Speaker 4: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.