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<v Speaker 4>morning Corbyn, Good morning Gimpy, Well, good morning. Stop it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna see what Gimpy wants to talk about, see

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<v Speaker 4>if we can't get some conspiracies in and our topless Today,

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<v Speaker 4>not in horror movies. Uh So I saw this headline

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<v Speaker 4>and I wasn't sure what it meant. Do you know

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<v Speaker 4>what an illness expert is?

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<v Speaker 5>A doctor?

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<v Speaker 4>No, a scientist, no, an expert on illness. I was

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<v Speaker 4>gonna say kind of, I was gonna say doctor too.

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<v Speaker 4>You would think that those are the experts on illnesses.

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<v Speaker 5>One that only studies illnesses.

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<v Speaker 4>So this apparently is specific to how to handle when

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<v Speaker 4>you're sick or people around you are sick. Etiquette if

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<v Speaker 4>you will, and that makes them an illness expert.

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<v Speaker 1>A mom.

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<v Speaker 4>No moms think they are right. Some moms are, but

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of moms aren't. I always think of when

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<v Speaker 4>statements like that are made. I always think about that

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<v Speaker 4>mom that stuff or kid in the washing machine. She's

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<v Speaker 4>a mom.

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<v Speaker 1>I guessing she didn't know. Maybe she was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>wash the germs away.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, this is more in reference to what you should

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<v Speaker 4>do when you're getting sick and what when people around

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<v Speaker 4>you are sick and it's all brought to light because

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<v Speaker 4>of those people that were around rat poop on that

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<v Speaker 4>ship and then they let them go and now it's spreading.

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<v Speaker 4>And we'll see if you guys agree with These rules

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<v Speaker 4>are etiquette rules you should do from an illness expert,

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<v Speaker 4>and that when you start to feel sick. If you

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<v Speaker 4>have plans to meet up with a friend and you're

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<v Speaker 4>feeling a little under the weather, it's you should let

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<v Speaker 4>them know first and then let them decide if they're

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<v Speaker 4>still down to hang out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that makes sense, Yeah, but we don't do that or.

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<v Speaker 5>Just cancel your plans.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, but we don't do that, right, We don't

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<v Speaker 1>let them know we're sick and go. It's up to you, right, It.

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<v Speaker 4>Would just probably most likely just cancel the plans, as

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<v Speaker 4>opposed to letting them know and letting them make the decision.

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<v Speaker 1>No, or you go. And you're like, alcohol will take

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<v Speaker 1>care of whatever I got going on, right, And I

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<v Speaker 1>know the three of us are bad at that. There's

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<v Speaker 1>times when like, I don't feel good right now, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't tell you guys, right, right, and God forbid

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<v Speaker 1>you could use your sick days at work.

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<v Speaker 4>Right. This says when you're getting over an illness, if

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<v Speaker 4>you're covering from an illness, you should tell anyone you're

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<v Speaker 4>planning to see that you've been sick, even if you

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<v Speaker 4>feel confident you're no longer contagious.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and still let them make the decision.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Hey, just you know I've been sick. Yeah, here's

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<v Speaker 4>that information. Do with it as you wish, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I've only ever done that when it

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<v Speaker 4>comes to making out with somebody, you know. Wow, No,

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<v Speaker 4>if I'm being honest, I'm not even young me. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not even jeopardizing that. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. Like,

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<v Speaker 4>if I have a chance to meet a girl, if

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<v Speaker 4>I'm young, right, and I'm getting over being sick, and

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<v Speaker 4>I meet some girl at a bar or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we hook up? We're gonna hook up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna be like, hey, go sweet though I was sick,

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<v Speaker 4>I was six six four days ago, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Had a gold sewer.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, that's a difference.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, you're not gonna let people know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell them about that. Let them figure it out

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<v Speaker 1>for another six months too. Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>When you know you don't have a contagious illness, but

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<v Speaker 4>you sound sick due to seasonal allergies or something like that,

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<v Speaker 4>you need to explain to people you see in person

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<v Speaker 4>that you're not a risk at getting them sick. No,

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<v Speaker 4>unless doing ask, unless they ask, are you sick?

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<v Speaker 1>No, just allergies, man.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that is one thing that people do get mentioned,

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<v Speaker 6>like it's just allergies.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just allergies.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise it's true allergies.

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<v Speaker 4>May I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe on the on the radio, I feel as different

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<v Speaker 4>because people are listening. That's different, right, But I don't

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<v Speaker 4>enter a group circle or meet some for lunch ago Sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>No, like because even like I know my husband will

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<v Speaker 6>do it, because because I will hear him sneeze.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you want me to, you know, get you something. No,

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<v Speaker 5>it's just my allergies. I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you prompted it.

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<v Speaker 5>That is true. That is true.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>This says that. Uh it's okay to ask friends if

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<v Speaker 4>they're feeling at all under the weather before you see them,

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<v Speaker 4>especially if you have a big event coming up that

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<v Speaker 4>you can't miss or pre existing health condition.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not doing that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, if I've got this trip I've been planning to Morocco,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna go, Hey, you're not sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey you're not. Hey you're not sick, are you? Hey

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing that, but mostly because I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>go to the grocery store and I don't know if

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<v Speaker 4>those people are sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I think short of like hantavirus, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's because of all the pestilence lately that it's

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<v Speaker 4>like you should probably talk to people and let them know,

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<v Speaker 4>leigers le or you have been sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, there was. I think it's Eric Binemi. There was

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<v Speaker 4>a coach on the Chiefs when he was when he

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<v Speaker 4>was previously a coach. He when like COVID and all

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<v Speaker 4>that stuff was happening and they were still doing foot

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<v Speaker 4>and all that, he would sleep at the stadium. He

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<v Speaker 4>wouldn't go home because he had a kid at home

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<v Speaker 4>that was could easily get sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah right that yeah, yeah, yeah, you almost have

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<v Speaker 1>to do it that way.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't go around and going you sit because I

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<v Speaker 4>got somebody sick at home or that can get It

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<v Speaker 4>feels crazy to announce this is a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, every interaction I got to get a

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<v Speaker 4>I almost just swore, by the way I got to

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<v Speaker 4>get a health update. That seems crazy. If you're hosting

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<v Speaker 4>an event you should, like a wedding or a birthday party,

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<v Speaker 4>it's fine to include a line on the invite that

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<v Speaker 4>says to the effect of, if you're feeling under the weather,

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<v Speaker 4>please stay at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I'm not doing that either.

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<v Speaker 4>And I do hate birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 1>When kids get dropped off at birthday parties and you

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<v Speaker 1>can tell that child is sick. Oh yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 1>call the parents up and be like, hey, come get

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<v Speaker 1>your sick kid. No, just let him deal with it.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean pretty much right, I'm not your parent you're

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<v Speaker 4>an adult. You should know what's best for your kid

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<v Speaker 4>or not. I'm not about to meddle in your parental

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<v Speaker 4>decision making. Do I wish you wouldn't bring them to

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<v Speaker 4>my house for a birthday party? One hundred percent? You

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<v Speaker 4>probably send them to school. I was just then, what

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<v Speaker 4>are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 7>Then?

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<v Speaker 6>How many teachers if they had a dollar for every

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<v Speaker 6>child that got brought to school sick, you know they

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<v Speaker 6>could retire?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Think about how parents even though, like you know,

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<v Speaker 4>they have the rule of oh, if they have a

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<v Speaker 4>fever of one hundred or something like that, they can't go.

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<v Speaker 4>And how many parents are like, well, technically it wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>a hundred, right, right? Are they like just we just

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<v Speaker 4>won't tell them they had a fever, just go to.

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<v Speaker 6>School, or they don't know to check because the child

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<v Speaker 6>doesn't say I feel like I have a fever.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what about this? Texter says, what if you

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<v Speaker 4>have a family member that always comes around and gets

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<v Speaker 4>everyone sick, can you ask before they come over? Moving forward,

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<v Speaker 4>if they're known to always be sick and come around

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<v Speaker 4>again everybody's sick, and you ask them if they're sick

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<v Speaker 4>before they come over, If I have a family member

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<v Speaker 4>that's notoriously always sick and coming around, I'm stopping inviting you.

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<v Speaker 1>That makes good sense.

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<v Speaker 4>This is just the way operate. And I understand people

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<v Speaker 4>think I do things really different. If I don't think

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<v Speaker 4>you're good from my world, I don't bring you around.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are good words to live back, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>So if you're someone in my life who's constantly toxic,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't bring you around.

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<v Speaker 1>I stop bringing you around. Maybe it's the better way

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<v Speaker 1>to say that I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't, you know, you know, carefully cut the ties

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<v Speaker 4>or I just stop, right because it's just not worth

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<v Speaker 4>the worst, worth the risk or the conflict, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>just not worth it, right. Yeah. So if you have

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<v Speaker 4>a family member that's always sick and gets everyone sick, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just stop inviting them. It's really easy, knows a great work,

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<v Speaker 4>even if it's your mom, or even if it's your

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<v Speaker 4>mom or dad. Okay, And then when they oh, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>Why aren't you inviting me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you're always sick and you get everybody sick.

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<v Speaker 4>Right that way, they have.

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<v Speaker 1>Started the conversation. Okay, right, I'm not the ones. And

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<v Speaker 4>Right. I kind of have that philosophy. People ask for

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<v Speaker 4>Now my job to babysit you. There was one more

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<v Speaker 4>here that I thought was, oh, yeah for sick days,

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<v Speaker 1>If you need rest, you should take it.

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<v Speaker 4>I believe some people think that. Most people don't think

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<v Speaker 4>things that go there. Right, you don't want to let

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<v Speaker 4>We need you here anyway. There's the whole I can't

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there's a lot of things that go into

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<v Speaker 4>short of you know, I've got the flu and I

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<v Speaker 4>not here because you're not well. Right, But you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>I think if, especially if you have a job that

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<v Speaker 4>to put ramen on the table, right, And that sucks.

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<v Speaker 4>It shouldn't be like, no, it shouldn't be that way.

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<v Speaker 6>I've had a very hard time dealing with or or

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<v Speaker 6>it's we do have sick days here, we have vacation

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<v Speaker 6>days here. But I've worked for a company where I

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<v Speaker 5>You feel like coming back yet.

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<v Speaker 4>So what I'm hearing you say is we are very

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<v Speaker 4>supportive if a fellow employee is sick. Yes, that's just

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<v Speaker 4>a different tone than we're used to. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you're doing. I think, Yeah, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>let me do my math real quick, because ours is

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<v Speaker 4>Hours.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have thirty eight sick days stockpiled. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>in the process of pulling because I don't. I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't ever use them.

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<v Speaker 4>If I use them more for when something with my

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<v Speaker 4>kids happening, Yeah, that's that's when I use them more

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<v Speaker 4>than anything. Same the number of times I've been sick.

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<v Speaker 4>I think in the twenty years I've been with this company.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet I could count on one hand, not counting surgeries, right,

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<v Speaker 4>which that would qualify.

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<v Speaker 1>How many did you say you have.

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<v Speaker 4>In hours? Are in days?

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<v Speaker 1>I have thirty eight, okay, so you have to divide

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<v Speaker 1>it by eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, forty five okay, I've got three hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>sixty hours. Never used a sick day the fourteen years

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<v Speaker 4>that I've been here. Oh that No, that's not true.

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<v Speaker 4>When you had your surgery, when you fall on iy ice,

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<v Speaker 4>that would have been a sick day. That wasn't count

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<v Speaker 4>it as a sick day, though at least I didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't put the time in that way. If the

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<v Speaker 4>boss man at the time put it in that way,

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<v Speaker 4>I think that was more.

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<v Speaker 1>He just said, okay, yeah, yeah, basically, And to be fair,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only been the last fives ten years that we've

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<v Speaker 1>went to a system that we can manually. We can

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<v Speaker 1>do it on a computer, right, right, kind of have

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<v Speaker 1>to So like you, when that happened to you, there

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<v Speaker 1>was no right, he took care of all.

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<v Speaker 4>You had to send an email or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>I have never Oh, okay, no, I take that back.

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<v Speaker 4>Well even then, even then, because I have called in

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<v Speaker 4>when I thought that I had it right, yeah, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't breathe or nothing. I went to the emergency room,

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<v Speaker 4>spent all that time in there and had to miss

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was like a day. But you gave

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<v Speaker 4>everybody else COVID, Yeah, but I.

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<v Speaker 1>Did not have COVID. Uh huh huh.

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<v Speaker 4>Which was hilarious because Gordon like I got COVID, Boss

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<v Speaker 4>like I got COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, well, what's funny is so Ghimby is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>I got COVID. I thought I did because because the

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<v Speaker 4>symptoms were the symptoms were there, right, and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it was a time when you know, if the wind

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<v Speaker 4>was going in a different direction. You were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I must have COVID, And so Gimby sends the text

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<v Speaker 4>and the boss loses it and it's like, you gave

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<v Speaker 4>us COVID, prompted us to go get tests because we're like,

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<v Speaker 4>well okay, and we go get tests and we have it.

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<v Speaker 4>He doesn't. Yeah, well that's how my life works. It's

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<v Speaker 4>not easy being me. I always just tell myself you

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<v Speaker 4>had it and the yours it was already gone, so

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<v Speaker 4>when it was tested, it was too late. You had

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<v Speaker 4>already infected us.

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<v Speaker 1>All sure or whatever, dude, whatever you got to tell yourself. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>same for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever you got to tell yourself because you, as you say,

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<v Speaker 4>all the time, people lie all the time, so you

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<v Speaker 4>could be lying right now that you didn't have it. Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to say I have the test results somewhere,

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<v Speaker 4>but you know, maybe in my chart. I don't know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Funny thing when people say, like people lie all the time,

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<v Speaker 4>it's always that's the first person I'm suspicious.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's just normal. I told you guys. People the

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<v Speaker 4>Tomely's fun, all right. We got tickets to the Black

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<v Speaker 4>Crows were gonna give away. We'll take a break and

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<v Speaker 4>Gimpi and Lindsay with what's going on News quickies from

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<v Speaker 4>The Big Man Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 6>In ninety seventy, substitute teacher arrested for making threats against school.

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<v Speaker 5>This happened in Virginia, where.

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<v Speaker 6>Hayden Dollery's a nineteen year old non licensed substitute teacher

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<v Speaker 6>in Loudoun County. It was arrested on April twentieth for

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<v Speaker 6>allegedly making threats of violence against the John at Champion

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<v Speaker 6>High School. Dollery is charged with one count of threats

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<v Speaker 6>of bodily injury. Authority say that Dollery used the discord

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<v Speaker 6>app to discuss a murder spree a and had a

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<v Speaker 6>kill list targeting the high school in Stone Ridge. The

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<v Speaker 6>arrest followed an anonymous report made through the Virginia Department

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<v Speaker 6>of Education's Safe to Talk app. Dollery identify as a

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<v Speaker 6>transgender woman who booked as a male and is being

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<v Speaker 6>housed alone at the detention center there in lou Down County.

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<v Speaker 6>They worked for the public school system all school year,

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<v Speaker 6>but was removed from the substitute list following this arrest,

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<v Speaker 6>and they are They are scheduled to appear in court

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<v Speaker 6>on May twenty six, so next week.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think it's funny when we hear the transpart,

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<v Speaker 1>because we'd never go, well.

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<v Speaker 4>There's this guy did it. He's straight right, right.

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<v Speaker 1>They only point that part out, correct, correct, And I

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<v Speaker 1>know somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Are gonna go, well, it's important to know, okay, percentage

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<v Speaker 4>wise though, we only hear it when it's this way right.

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<v Speaker 4>Grandma beats off bloody intruder after his day of crime.

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<v Speaker 4>Comes out of Tacoma, Washington, where this dude, twenty three

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<v Speaker 4>year old Skyler Cantrell, he ended up ramming some police

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<v Speaker 4>cars last week, right, and then takes off running from

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<v Speaker 4>the police, as criminals do sometimes. Well, as he's taken

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<v Speaker 4>off and running from the police, they shot him, shot

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<v Speaker 4>him right on the shoulder, shot him right in the arm,

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<v Speaker 4>right well, and he evades the police at that particular moment,

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<v Speaker 4>and over the next twenty four hours he breaks into

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<v Speaker 4>several homes in the area. Well, task force finally tracks

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<v Speaker 4>the guy down and they corner him and he ended

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<v Speaker 4>up kind of ducking into this lady's home, a grandmother.

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<v Speaker 4>He grabbed one of her toddler children by the arm,

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<v Speaker 4>and that's when the struggle with the old lady broke

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<v Speaker 4>out for about five minutes. She pushed, she blocked, she

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<v Speaker 4>yelled for the police, until Skyler finally said, you know

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<v Speaker 4>what f it, I'm done, take me in. Luckily, neither

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<v Speaker 4>her or the children were hurt, and Old Skyler here

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<v Speaker 4>got charged with two counts of first.

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<v Speaker 1>Degree burglary and other related defenses. I'm trying to think

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<v Speaker 1>if I were gonna beat off a burglar. Yeah, when

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<v Speaker 1>I use my hands and my feet, I would probably

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, It's definitely not gonna be pretty, and I'm grabbing

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<v Speaker 4>whatever I can grab them. Absolutely at that point there's

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<v Speaker 4>no clean fights, not fight anyway. Yeah, in any situation

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<v Speaker 4>in life, you know, if you get a fight, kick

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<v Speaker 4>them in the nuts, throw dirt in their eyes, spit

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<v Speaker 4>in their face. Do what you gotta do to win

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<v Speaker 4>this somebody. Oh, you're absolutely getting kicked in the balls. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>probably more than once. Yeah, I'll probably keep going till

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<v Speaker 4>you vomit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>There is nothing, no such thing as a clean fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I ran a ring.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah right, it's an organized sport. Yeah, I agree. Man

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<v Speaker 4>indicted for using Malotov cocktails to start bar fire. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know why this story sounds familiar, but it does.

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<v Speaker 4>And I went through the headlines, I didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 4>A man is being indicted for allegedly using Malotov cocktails

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<v Speaker 4>James Johnson Junior good Old JJJ twice used Molotov cocktails

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<v Speaker 4>to start a fire at the Garden Bar in Lounge

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<v Speaker 4>after being kicked out of the bar for harassing another customer.

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<v Speaker 4>The fires caused around ninety thousand dollars worth of damage

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<v Speaker 4>to the building. He was indicted on multiple charges, including

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<v Speaker 4>possession of weapons and mass destruction, malicious use of explosives,

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<v Speaker 4>and burning and burning caused during the commission of a felony,

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<v Speaker 4>all because he had a little disagreement with another customer

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<v Speaker 4>and harassed them.

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<v Speaker 1>That really took it to the next level, didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>He Right, it's the whole You know, a white man

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<v Speaker 4>and getting a gun, I'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. INSTEADY grabs a Molotov. I don't think I

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's pretty simple. No, no, no, I know it's simple.

426
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<v Speaker 4>You gotta have a glass or a container of some sort. See,

427
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<v Speaker 4>you have to have an accelerant to see I don't

428
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<v Speaker 4>have an accelerant, and then it's gonna be like what

429
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<v Speaker 4>shirt am I ripping?

430
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<v Speaker 5>Right?

431
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<v Speaker 4>Right? Uh?

432
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<v Speaker 1>Gasoline is the only accelerant you really.

433
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<v Speaker 4>Need, right, You know, how am I going to get that? Well,

434
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<v Speaker 4>that's easy. You can either A get it out of

435
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<v Speaker 4>the gas can you use for the lawnmower. B siphon

436
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<v Speaker 4>it out of your your gas How do what the holes?

437
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<v Speaker 5>Where am I getting the hose?

438
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<v Speaker 4>Am at the bar? I mean people keep weird things

439
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<v Speaker 4>in the back of it. I definitely don't have my

440
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<v Speaker 4>lawnmower at the bar.

441
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<v Speaker 5>Break open a lighter what do you mean? Slighter? Lighter fluid?

442
00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Like you know what a Molotov cocktail is?

443
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<v Speaker 5>I guess not just yeah, just putting together something to start.

444
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<v Speaker 1>On, Describe to me what a multov cocktail looks like.

445
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<v Speaker 6>Or lighter fluid or gasoline in a bottle, and then

446
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<v Speaker 6>you use your your wick or like ripped T shirt

447
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<v Speaker 6>Like you said.

448
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<v Speaker 4>How much fuel do you think you need? Which is

449
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<v Speaker 4>another fair question, I guess, but how much fuel do

450
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<v Speaker 4>you think you need in the.

451
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<v Speaker 5>Vessel enough to soak the T shirt or or wick?

452
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<v Speaker 1>And how much do you think is in a lighter.

453
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<v Speaker 4>A small amount, I think, not even like barely announce

454
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<v Speaker 4>maybe half ounce, or or in a zippo yeah again,

455
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<v Speaker 4>maybe a half ounce, probably less than that. A lot

456
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<v Speaker 4>of people only carry disposable lighters on them. I eat

457
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<v Speaker 4>bix stuff like that. Not a lot of people carry

458
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<v Speaker 4>zippos on them. And the ones that do carry zippos

459
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<v Speaker 4>on them, not a lot of them have lighter fluid

460
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<v Speaker 4>in them, you know, on them a container lighter fluid.

461
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<v Speaker 4>I when I was carrying a zippo, and I still have, uh,

462
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<v Speaker 4>a container of lighter fluid in the back of my bike.

463
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<v Speaker 1>But I just I need flints.

464
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<v Speaker 4>But regardless you can. I think you could put together

465
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<v Speaker 4>a Malotov cocktail rather quick and easy with what you

466
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<v Speaker 4>have on you.

467
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<v Speaker 5>You're at a bar, you could put some Hey can

468
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<v Speaker 5>I borrow some gasoline?

469
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

470
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<v Speaker 1>But you're you're you've been kicked out. Yeah, that's what

471
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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about. You've been kicked out.

472
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<v Speaker 4>So you're like, well, okay, I've never well, well let

473
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<v Speaker 4>me say I've never made a malotop cocktail. Just put

474
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<v Speaker 4>that out there right now. But I've never uh you

475
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<v Speaker 4>know how some liquors like one P fifty one ever cleared,

476
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<v Speaker 4>Those are pretty flammable, right, the old flame in doctor

477
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<v Speaker 4>Pepper days.

478
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if regular eighty proof is that flammable. Like,

479
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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you could use it.

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<v Speaker 4>Like if let's just say you had a bottle of

481
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<v Speaker 4>Jack Daniels in your truck, right and you stuff a

482
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<v Speaker 4>sock down in there, you haven't it opened it yet,

483
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<v Speaker 4>and you're like, I'm gonna get this guy.

484
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<v Speaker 1>You stuff a sock down then here. I don't know

485
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<v Speaker 1>if that would I don't know if that would work.

486
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it would. There's only one way to find out.

487
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<v Speaker 4>But I'm not wasting. I've done coming up.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Right. We got tickets to Black Crows we're gonna give away.

489
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<v Speaker 4>We'll be back. Good morning, Lindsay.

490
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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Corbyn.

491
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<v Speaker 6>I saw a post the other day of Paris Jackson

492
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<v Speaker 6>standing with her mother Debi Row and it said.

493
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<v Speaker 5>That she was a spinning image of her mom.

494
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know her mom is looks like she stocks

495
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<v Speaker 1>shelves at a grocery store.

496
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<v Speaker 6>Well she's she's just aged quite a bit, but sell

497
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<v Speaker 6>in the eyes. I am actually looking forward to seeing

498
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<v Speaker 6>her in action at rock Lahoma this year, the twentieth anniversary,

499
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<v Speaker 6>and you can get your tickets Labor Day weekend September

500
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<v Speaker 6>fourth through the sixth. You can listen to kmode on

501
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<v Speaker 6>the iHeart Radio app and hit up that contest tab

502
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<v Speaker 6>and win free tickets to rock Lahoma.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck, Good morning, Gimpi, Well, good morning Corbin. Make

504
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<v Speaker 4>sure you come out and support the Drillers tonight as

505
00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:56.319
<v Speaker 4>they are taking on the Springfield Cardinals. It is Driller's

506
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<v Speaker 4>Blue Camo Jersey giveaway ninth. The jersey is pretty bad.

507
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<v Speaker 4>If you're one of the first thousand people show up,

508
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:05.319
<v Speaker 4>you can get yourself a free jersey. Also, it's Ranch

509
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<v Speaker 4>Dippers weekend all right, so they'll be wearing those fancy

510
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<v Speaker 4>new uniforms. Get your tickets a Tolsa Drillers Dot com

511
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<v Speaker 4>be crown.

512
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<v Speaker 8>No world, take my strong hand, give train on the

513
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<v Speaker 8>give train, No world, take my shrum hand on.

514
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<v Speaker 1>My now hear me out? Oh you know, I'm just

515
00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:33.680
<v Speaker 1>gonna go ahead and do it all this week.

516
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<v Speaker 4>This week, I've been suffering from a medical condition and

517
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<v Speaker 4>it's not contagious, so you guys don't have to worry

518
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<v Speaker 4>about it. Well, you would have told surely I would

519
00:27:45.079 --> 00:27:49.079
<v Speaker 4>have asked your permission, Uh I come into work. Uh

520
00:27:49.400 --> 00:27:53.440
<v Speaker 4>But Tuesday had had me freaking the hell out, and

521
00:27:53.880 --> 00:27:57.559
<v Speaker 4>uh I figure, well, well, I'm gonna go ahead and

522
00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:02.119
<v Speaker 4>talk about this because uh if I if I can use,

523
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:06.039
<v Speaker 4>if anything, I can use my experience to help others, right,

524
00:28:07.319 --> 00:28:10.240
<v Speaker 4>and I'll tell you what the condition is.

525
00:28:12.359 --> 00:28:15.599
<v Speaker 1>And then we'll just kind of go from there. Okay, So.

526
00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:22.519
<v Speaker 4>The condition what happened was is I woke up Tuesday

527
00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 4>and I said, holy hell, what the f is going on?

528
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:30.079
<v Speaker 4>And I took straight to doctor Google. Okay, and doctor

529
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<v Speaker 4>Google is what told me this condition that I have is.

530
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:38.839
<v Speaker 4>And it has since gotten better, no doubt about it,

531
00:28:40.680 --> 00:28:43.960
<v Speaker 4>but it's still it's still enough to freaky the hell out.

532
00:28:44.119 --> 00:28:47.880
<v Speaker 4>And the condition, the medical condition that doctor Google gave

533
00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:54.799
<v Speaker 4>me is called summer penisle syndrome. And and what that

534
00:28:55.160 --> 00:28:58.319
<v Speaker 4>is is basically, it happens a lot in the spring

535
00:28:58.400 --> 00:29:01.599
<v Speaker 4>and summer times to dudes. And what it is is

536
00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:04.720
<v Speaker 4>it's when chiggers or you get a hold of a

537
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:08.680
<v Speaker 4>poisonous plant ivy oaks, sumac and then dudes touched their

538
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:16.039
<v Speaker 4>dangling Oh no, and then it all just goes to

539
00:29:16.119 --> 00:29:19.240
<v Speaker 4>hell from there. So earlier and when we came back

540
00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:21.079
<v Speaker 4>on Monday, what was the worst part of your weekend?

541
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.240
<v Speaker 4>I went helped my old lady clean up er yard.

542
00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.200
<v Speaker 4>Got into some poison ivy. I have gotten into a

543
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:29.240
<v Speaker 4>lot of poison ivy throughout my years of living, and

544
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<v Speaker 4>I think this is the absolute worst that I have

545
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:33.240
<v Speaker 4>ever had it ever.

546
00:29:34.960 --> 00:29:37.960
<v Speaker 1>So I go and to help out. I got the

547
00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:39.000
<v Speaker 1>poison ivy on me.

548
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:42.759
<v Speaker 4>I thought that, because you know, having poison ivy, before

549
00:29:43.359 --> 00:29:46.400
<v Speaker 4>you go in there, you wash up with soap and water,

550
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:49.960
<v Speaker 4>cool lukewarm water to get the oil off as quick

551
00:29:49.960 --> 00:29:52.599
<v Speaker 4>as possible. I did that the moment that I realized

552
00:29:52.640 --> 00:29:55.160
<v Speaker 4>I was in the ivy. But then I realized I've

553
00:29:55.200 --> 00:29:58.000
<v Speaker 4>got this sap on me. Right, Remember that black resident

554
00:29:58.039 --> 00:30:00.319
<v Speaker 4>I was telling you that was all over my hands. Well,

555
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:03.440
<v Speaker 4>that black resin stayed on my hands till about Wednesday, yesterday,

556
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:07.279
<v Speaker 4>when it was finally all gone. I wake up Tuesday,

557
00:30:07.519 --> 00:30:09.680
<v Speaker 4>and this affected me so much that it affected I

558
00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:11.519
<v Speaker 4>had bad dreams about it, and I'll tell you about

559
00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:14.480
<v Speaker 4>the dream here in a minute. But so Monday goes

560
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<v Speaker 4>by go and I live my life, and I go

561
00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:21.240
<v Speaker 4>to bed, and I wake up Tuesday and my schlung

562
00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:25.160
<v Speaker 4>is swollen up more worse than I've ever seen it

563
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.559
<v Speaker 4>ever before in my life. Now, think of it like this.

564
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<v Speaker 4>You know in movies, let's just use the movie Hitch

565
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<v Speaker 4>for example, when Will Smith has that allergic reaction and

566
00:30:34.519 --> 00:30:37.119
<v Speaker 4>his face all swells up, and you're like, oh God, damn.

567
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<v Speaker 4>That's exactly what I said. When I looked at my

568
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:42.920
<v Speaker 4>wiener and I woke up Tuesday morning, it was that bad.

569
00:30:43.000 --> 00:30:45.920
<v Speaker 4>I said, Oh God damn. And then I took straight

570
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:47.839
<v Speaker 4>to Google to find out what the hell was going on.

571
00:30:49.000 --> 00:30:52.400
<v Speaker 4>And and so that's that's what it told me. Now,

572
00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:57.359
<v Speaker 4>I had right before I woke up. Right, It's kind

573
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<v Speaker 4>of like in my sleep, I was kind of in

574
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<v Speaker 4>this limbo of I was conscious. I knew what was

575
00:31:01.799 --> 00:31:05.000
<v Speaker 4>going on because I felt I felt some swelling going

576
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:08.000
<v Speaker 4>on down there? What in your typical morning?

577
00:31:08.079 --> 00:31:09.400
<v Speaker 1>Would you know? What I mean?

578
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:12.839
<v Speaker 4>But I just like whatever, I'm sleeping, it is what

579
00:31:13.039 --> 00:31:16.279
<v Speaker 4>it is. And I had this dream that I'm telling

580
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<v Speaker 4>my girlfriend about.

581
00:31:19.519 --> 00:31:19.559
<v Speaker 7>This.

582
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:25.960
<v Speaker 4>And in my dream, I go to shower and my

583
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:31.200
<v Speaker 4>waiter falls off, which did not happen, right, No, still there,

584
00:31:31.960 --> 00:31:36.000
<v Speaker 4>but I show it. Yeah, let's do nothing else. And

585
00:31:36.079 --> 00:31:40.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, ah. Then I wake up, and then I

586
00:31:40.640 --> 00:31:43.160
<v Speaker 4>go to the bathroom and that's when I noticed that

587
00:31:43.279 --> 00:31:47.440
<v Speaker 4>there was massive swelling happening on my junk.

588
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:50.920
<v Speaker 1>And I didn't know. I didn't know what the hell

589
00:31:51.000 --> 00:31:52.519
<v Speaker 1>to do about it. I didn't know what the hell

590
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:52.880
<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Keeping. Like I've said, I've had poison ivy before, I've

592
00:31:58.000 --> 00:32:01.559
<v Speaker 4>never quite had it this bad before. I've got it

593
00:32:01.680 --> 00:32:06.400
<v Speaker 4>all over my damn body, even there, even there. I've

594
00:32:06.480 --> 00:32:09.920
<v Speaker 4>got it on on my waner, I've got it on

595
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:13.319
<v Speaker 4>the grondle, It's everywhere.

596
00:32:13.400 --> 00:32:16.440
<v Speaker 1>It's everywhere. It's on my face, my forehead.

597
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:17.599
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you guys have been able to

598
00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:19.640
<v Speaker 4>tell this week, but my eyes have been real yeah,

599
00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:23.920
<v Speaker 4>And that's why it is. Because the poison ivy that

600
00:32:23.960 --> 00:32:28.640
<v Speaker 4>I've gotten on my cheeks and underneath my eyeballs. When so,

601
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:34.880
<v Speaker 4>how long has there been uncharacteristic swelling in your genital area?

602
00:32:35.200 --> 00:32:40.400
<v Speaker 4>This isn't the first time that it's been swollen. Well,

603
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:42.880
<v Speaker 4>there's a difference between swollen and and gorge. Let's just

604
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:45.119
<v Speaker 4>get that out of the little No, it's not this incident.

605
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:48.599
<v Speaker 4>How long have you been dealing with this, this particular one.

606
00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:52.799
<v Speaker 4>How long has it gone on? Let's see, there was Monday, Tuesday,

607
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:55.480
<v Speaker 4>finally got back to normal yesterday, so two days, so

608
00:32:55.599 --> 00:32:56.640
<v Speaker 4>you're normally it's all gone.

609
00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:58.519
<v Speaker 1>We're back to We're back to normal. Okay.

610
00:32:58.680 --> 00:33:01.279
<v Speaker 4>So when I take to Google and it tells me

611
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:04.880
<v Speaker 4>that I've got summer penisle syndrome, it tells me that

612
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<v Speaker 4>this swelling which is caused by jiggers, siger bites or

613
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<v Speaker 4>or when you get into the poisonous plant and you

614
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:16.839
<v Speaker 4>touch wing, dang, that that happens. Okay, but Google tells

615
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<v Speaker 4>me doctor. Google says, now, this could last anywhere from

616
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<v Speaker 4>one to two days up to two weeks. So you

617
00:33:24.279 --> 00:33:29.680
<v Speaker 4>can you can only imagine how I'm feeling right in anxiety, Yeah,

618
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<v Speaker 4>because I'm like, I can't have my wayner swelled up

619
00:33:33.519 --> 00:33:35.920
<v Speaker 4>like that for two dang all weeks it makes sense

620
00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:38.319
<v Speaker 4>because we you have felt a little more edgy than

621
00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:40.599
<v Speaker 4>you normally are. But I thought it was because of

622
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:43.640
<v Speaker 4>all the extra bs we're dealing with outside of the

623
00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 4>studio that's not helping any at all whatsoever. Got all

624
00:33:50.480 --> 00:33:54.480
<v Speaker 4>that going on got this swelled up wayner that's just

625
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:59.119
<v Speaker 4>like looks like something out of a sci fi horror movie.

626
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:04.599
<v Speaker 4>It got I was so uncomfortable, like I almost went

627
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:08.079
<v Speaker 4>commando the last couple of days, right, just because the

628
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:11.039
<v Speaker 4>under rus keep everything tight and in place, and when

629
00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:13.679
<v Speaker 4>things are swollen and there's pressure on it, it makes

630
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:14.480
<v Speaker 4>it even worse.

631
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:16.519
<v Speaker 1>But you know what it is, what it is.

632
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<v Speaker 4>So I looked doctor Google and I says, oh, good lord,

633
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:23.239
<v Speaker 4>one to two weeks at the worst case scenario.

634
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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, so if you go.

635
00:34:26.800 --> 00:34:29.440
<v Speaker 6>Ahead, if you still would have been suffering from it today,

636
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.360
<v Speaker 6>would you have gone to the doctor.

637
00:34:31.480 --> 00:34:34.000
<v Speaker 4>That's what I was just about to get to. All right,

638
00:34:34.079 --> 00:34:37.519
<v Speaker 4>it tells myself this thing lasts for one to two days,

639
00:34:37.719 --> 00:34:41.679
<v Speaker 4>up to two weeks, So in my mind is I'll

640
00:34:41.719 --> 00:34:44.559
<v Speaker 4>give you a whole week, maybe a week and a half,

641
00:34:46.039 --> 00:34:48.760
<v Speaker 4>and then if it's still going has not shown any

642
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:52.159
<v Speaker 4>signs of getting better, I'm going to the doctor because

643
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:53.480
<v Speaker 4>that's not normal.

644
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:54.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

645
00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:58.239
<v Speaker 4>Lucky for me, the swelling has gone down. For the

646
00:34:58.320 --> 00:35:01.239
<v Speaker 4>past two days, I've been putting ice. I'm a junk

647
00:35:01.280 --> 00:35:04.159
<v Speaker 4>to keep the swelling from going down. Never taking a

648
00:35:04.239 --> 00:35:07.559
<v Speaker 4>bit of ben A drill in my life until this week. Stop,

649
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:10.280
<v Speaker 4>get me some. Because doctor Google was like, listen, take

650
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:15.360
<v Speaker 4>some allergy medicine, cold compress and get the swelling down.

651
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I did took the Bena drill.

652
00:35:20.480 --> 00:35:22.960
<v Speaker 4>I didn't take it during work because I hear benadryl

653
00:35:23.000 --> 00:35:26.239
<v Speaker 4>makes you sleepy. So I'm like, I'm not gonna mess

654
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.119
<v Speaker 4>with any of that. I'll wait until I get home.

655
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:34.239
<v Speaker 4>So so that Tuesday, that's what I did. I stopped

656
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:37.079
<v Speaker 4>and got some smokes and some Bena drill at the

657
00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:39.320
<v Speaker 4>Merf dirt and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go home.

658
00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm ready for this.

659
00:35:41.360 --> 00:35:43.440
<v Speaker 4>And uh, I take my ben A drill and I

660
00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:45.480
<v Speaker 4>go home and I eat and I take a little

661
00:35:45.599 --> 00:35:48.159
<v Speaker 4>nap and I wake up and it's still goddamn swollen,

662
00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:51.280
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, oh, good Lord, break out.

663
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.000
<v Speaker 1>The ice packs all right.

664
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.599
<v Speaker 4>Sitting in my head, I'm Sandler Shorts full commando because

665
00:35:59.320 --> 00:36:04.039
<v Speaker 4>just trying to get as comfortable as possible, right, and uh,

666
00:36:04.360 --> 00:36:08.519
<v Speaker 4>all right, do that for a day or two. Things

667
00:36:08.599 --> 00:36:12.760
<v Speaker 4>finally get back to normal. But now I have this

668
00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:18.199
<v Speaker 4>uncontrollable itch all over me, all over me. And I

669
00:36:18.360 --> 00:36:26.079
<v Speaker 4>found out the hard way that you can't put calamine

670
00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:33.239
<v Speaker 4>lotion on your waiter. Okay, why it burns like a

671
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:34.079
<v Speaker 4>son of a bitch.

672
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's why it's sensitive.

673
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:38.519
<v Speaker 4>Calumine lotion.

674
00:36:38.719 --> 00:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>Now here's the deal man.

675
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:44.480
<v Speaker 4>So, being as susceptible to poison IVY as I am,

676
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm mount in the woods, I'm playing disc golf.

677
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:48.440
<v Speaker 1>We talked about it off air.

678
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:51.440
<v Speaker 4>I've been attacked by tics already this year and I've

679
00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:53.280
<v Speaker 4>had to pull at least ten of them off me

680
00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:57.440
<v Speaker 4>just playing disc golf into the woods. So I'm susceptible

681
00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:01.079
<v Speaker 4>to poison ivy. I know this. I have all kinds

682
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:04.960
<v Speaker 4>of different medicines at the house for the poison ivy.

683
00:37:05.360 --> 00:37:11.119
<v Speaker 4>I've got some creams, I've got some gels, and I've

684
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:15.599
<v Speaker 4>got just regular plain old calamine lotion. The gels and

685
00:37:15.719 --> 00:37:21.199
<v Speaker 4>the creams that I have made from this company called Ivorist.

686
00:37:21.320 --> 00:37:21.840
<v Speaker 1>I think.

687
00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:28.360
<v Speaker 4>It has a mental late a minute for the cooling effect, right,

688
00:37:28.480 --> 00:37:31.960
<v Speaker 4>to kind of subside the itching. And I'm like, okay,

689
00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.000
<v Speaker 4>I learned my lesson when I was a young child

690
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.119
<v Speaker 4>to not put anything that has any kind of mental

691
00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:44.079
<v Speaker 4>latum or alcohol on your junk because birds like a

692
00:37:44.199 --> 00:37:44.800
<v Speaker 4>sad bitch.

693
00:37:45.079 --> 00:37:45.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

694
00:37:45.480 --> 00:37:49.360
<v Speaker 4>So I'm thinking to myself, calamine lotion, I've got that

695
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:53.159
<v Speaker 4>seems simple. I don't think there's any mental late a minute,

696
00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:55.960
<v Speaker 4>there's no alcohol in it. When I put it on

697
00:37:56.159 --> 00:37:59.559
<v Speaker 4>my face or my arms. When I'm exposed to the ives,

698
00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:04.199
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't burn. I'm thinking to myself, this is gonna

699
00:38:04.199 --> 00:38:07.639
<v Speaker 4>be perfect. I'll put a little bit of this some michlong.

700
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:11.559
<v Speaker 4>It'll keep the itching down. Everything will be fine. I

701
00:38:11.679 --> 00:38:14.280
<v Speaker 4>couldn't wash that son of a bitch off fast enough.

702
00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:18.800
<v Speaker 4>It was that bad. So now here I am standing

703
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:22.239
<v Speaker 4>in the bathroom in the sink trying to get this

704
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:26.159
<v Speaker 4>stuff off as quick as possible. And I did. I did,

705
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:29.400
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, whoo, I'll never do that again.

706
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:33.599
<v Speaker 1>So all right, what do we do here? What do

707
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:35.960
<v Speaker 1>we do now? I can't do nothing. I can't put

708
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:36.760
<v Speaker 1>anything on it.

709
00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:41.480
<v Speaker 4>I just have to sit with it. So for the

710
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:44.960
<v Speaker 4>next two days I'm sitting with ice packs on my junk.

711
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:47.480
<v Speaker 4>Trying to get the swelling to go down, and trying

712
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:50.920
<v Speaker 4>not to itch every part of my body. It's been

713
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:54.760
<v Speaker 4>a very difficult last couple of days. Guys, I'm telling you, so.

714
00:38:56.199 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 5>Is it kind of like heaven a vasectomy all over again?

715
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:02.599
<v Speaker 1>I would much rather half of a sectomy over again.

716
00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:06.639
<v Speaker 4>What you're describing in terms of the calamine lotion reminds

717
00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:08.960
<v Speaker 4>me of the time that someone recommended I try nair

718
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:14.199
<v Speaker 4>down there. But why this is? This is where we

719
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:16.760
<v Speaker 4>go in line with hey, don't put a toaster in

720
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:20.760
<v Speaker 4>the bathtub, don't use nair on your genitals, or calamine

721
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:22.000
<v Speaker 4>or calumine lotion.

722
00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:24.199
<v Speaker 1>Apparently I have learned a.

723
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:29.239
<v Speaker 4>Lot this week about poison ivy and about the remedies

724
00:39:29.760 --> 00:39:33.480
<v Speaker 4>and about the things that you probably should not touch. Now,

725
00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:36.760
<v Speaker 4>when I looked up, I had that resin on my hands,

726
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:40.039
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, okay, Then this said the Google

727
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:45.599
<v Speaker 4>said that it's ah, that's because the the user oil

728
00:39:45.679 --> 00:39:48.559
<v Speaker 4>or whatever it's called, is that it's peak that its

729
00:39:48.719 --> 00:39:52.920
<v Speaker 4>most potent. But it also said that it would cause

730
00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:57.440
<v Speaker 4>a less severe rash reaction, so I didn't think anything

731
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:01.039
<v Speaker 4>of it. I scrubbed my hands with open water so

732
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:04.559
<v Speaker 4>much that stuff isn't coming off. I have this product

733
00:40:04.599 --> 00:40:06.639
<v Speaker 4>that my house that I use to clean my pipes

734
00:40:06.679 --> 00:40:08.639
<v Speaker 4>and my bombs out with. It's kind of like of

735
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:12.760
<v Speaker 4>an orange oil, right, and that takes off the resin

736
00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:17.320
<v Speaker 4>from your pipes and bongs pretty easily. So I dump

737
00:40:17.400 --> 00:40:19.440
<v Speaker 4>a bunch of that in my hand and I'm scrubbing

738
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:21.440
<v Speaker 4>my hand and I'm trying to get this oil off.

739
00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:23.840
<v Speaker 4>It didn't take it off at all whatsoever. So here

740
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:27.280
<v Speaker 4>I am stuck. And ever since I've showered and whatnots

741
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:30.519
<v Speaker 4>I lathered myself up. Now my slong's all swollen up

742
00:40:30.760 --> 00:40:33.320
<v Speaker 4>and I'm having bad dreams about falling off.

743
00:40:33.639 --> 00:40:35.719
<v Speaker 1>This has been a very rough week for me, It

744
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:36.400
<v Speaker 1>really has.

745
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:40.159
<v Speaker 4>So what I'm telling you right now, if if you

746
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:43.840
<v Speaker 4>happen to get into the poison ivy oak su mac

747
00:40:43.960 --> 00:40:50.199
<v Speaker 4>whatever poisonous plant, don't touch wiener at all whatsoever. Now

748
00:40:50.679 --> 00:40:54.519
<v Speaker 4>that's pretty good advice you were going to have to do.

749
00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:56.360
<v Speaker 4>You got that, Lindsay, write that one down for you.

750
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>If you do.

751
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:06.440
<v Speaker 4>Glove, maybe somebody else's hand. There's other ways to get

752
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:10.639
<v Speaker 4>around it. Maybe if you're not a type person that

753
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:14.000
<v Speaker 4>likes to sit pee because you think it's masculating, I

754
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:16.800
<v Speaker 4>was just gonna say another reason why you to go

755
00:41:16.920 --> 00:41:20.599
<v Speaker 4>pee exactly. I love I'm transforming more of you to

756
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:24.559
<v Speaker 4>sit down to pee. I got no problem with it.

757
00:41:24.639 --> 00:41:28.239
<v Speaker 4>It's more comfortable that way. But with this particular situation,

758
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:32.280
<v Speaker 4>it was the best because, well, you're not touching everything.

759
00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:34.519
<v Speaker 4>I learned that the hard way. So here on the

760
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.639
<v Speaker 4>back side of this one hundred percent this is there's

761
00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:40.079
<v Speaker 4>no need to go like someone recommended a steroid shot, Like.

762
00:41:40.599 --> 00:41:42.599
<v Speaker 1>No need to go to the doctor, no need to

763
00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:44.039
<v Speaker 1>go get steroid shots.

764
00:41:44.239 --> 00:41:44.639
<v Speaker 4>All right.

765
00:41:46.079 --> 00:41:49.119
<v Speaker 1>I am not putting anything on my balls anymore.

766
00:41:49.679 --> 00:41:53.000
<v Speaker 4>But I am using the the creams and the gels

767
00:41:53.039 --> 00:41:55.679
<v Speaker 4>that I have at the house for the other places

768
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:58.440
<v Speaker 4>that my arm, my chest, my neck, my face.

769
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:00.519
<v Speaker 5>But that's for a whole nother a element.

770
00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:03.800
<v Speaker 4>Somebody text in to something I've never heard before that

771
00:42:03.880 --> 00:42:06.840
<v Speaker 4>you can get at Walmart because I use a prescribed

772
00:42:06.920 --> 00:42:10.079
<v Speaker 4>steroid cream when I get or my wife gets poison

773
00:42:10.119 --> 00:42:16.159
<v Speaker 4>ivy uh tech new tech new kaleig kellagel TC in

774
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:19.559
<v Speaker 4>you and then Caligel. Okay, yeah, I see that and

775
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:22.800
<v Speaker 4>they say it works awesome, and red light therapy.

776
00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:24.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go on a limb.

777
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:25.559
<v Speaker 4>This is me just being crazy.

778
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:28.519
<v Speaker 1>Corbin Gimpi does not own any sort of red light

779
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:29.679
<v Speaker 1>therapy for his skin.

780
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:36.119
<v Speaker 4>No, no, I have a red light, but it's from

781
00:42:36.159 --> 00:42:39.920
<v Speaker 4>a lizard to keep him warm, my iguana to keep

782
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:43.920
<v Speaker 4>them warm, and not the same type of red light.

783
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, but I know what you're talking about.

784
00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:49.840
<v Speaker 4>I've seen those women wear the face mask, a little

785
00:42:49.880 --> 00:42:51.800
<v Speaker 4>hockey mask and that's got the red light on there

786
00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:54.920
<v Speaker 4>and it looks all scary. Yeah, yeah, I have. I've

787
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.199
<v Speaker 4>seen this at the walmarts. I've never used it before.

788
00:42:58.320 --> 00:43:00.159
<v Speaker 4>I use that other stuff that I mentioned that. I'm

789
00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:01.559
<v Speaker 4>not gonna mention it again because they don't pay me

790
00:43:01.639 --> 00:43:03.199
<v Speaker 4>enough for it or at.

791
00:43:03.119 --> 00:43:06.519
<v Speaker 1>All for that fact. But I just it freaked me

792
00:43:06.599 --> 00:43:07.400
<v Speaker 1>the hell out. Yeah.

793
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:09.559
<v Speaker 4>If you ever wake up in the morning and you

794
00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:14.039
<v Speaker 4>see something you're junk swollen that much, I thought thought

795
00:43:14.079 --> 00:43:16.320
<v Speaker 4>it was cause for concern, and I wanted to absolute

796
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:19.119
<v Speaker 4>I could tell by the tony your voice how serious

797
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:21.599
<v Speaker 4>you were, because I thought maybe you were setting something up.

798
00:43:22.559 --> 00:43:25.400
<v Speaker 4>And then I could tell by just because I know

799
00:43:25.480 --> 00:43:26.679
<v Speaker 4>you your voice so well.

800
00:43:27.039 --> 00:43:27.559
<v Speaker 1>Something was up.

801
00:43:28.639 --> 00:43:31.199
<v Speaker 4>How long did you tell yourself you before you would

802
00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:33.360
<v Speaker 4>go see a doctor. I was going to give it

803
00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:36.880
<v Speaker 4>a week and a half like, oh, my swelling penis. Yeah,

804
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.880
<v Speaker 4>because because they say it's natural and it goes way

805
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:42.400
<v Speaker 4>on it from one to two days and it last

806
00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:45.199
<v Speaker 4>could last up to a week to two weeks.

807
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Right, So my thought there is My thought was I

808
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:49.360
<v Speaker 1>was going.

809
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.360
<v Speaker 4>To ride the rest of this week out as it is,

810
00:43:53.280 --> 00:43:58.760
<v Speaker 4>and if it came around like next Tuesday Wednesday, then

811
00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:00.679
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, all right, I'm definitely going to If there

812
00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:04.000
<v Speaker 4>was no no signs of getting better at all whatsoever,

813
00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:08.639
<v Speaker 4>if it just stayed stayed as plumpy as it was,

814
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:12.159
<v Speaker 4>I was Okay, forty eight hours, man, I'm calling the

815
00:44:12.199 --> 00:44:15.960
<v Speaker 4>doctor and getting on that list. Lucky for me, everything's good.

816
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:20.559
<v Speaker 4>Everything went back to normal. Now I'm going to quote, yeah, yeah,

817
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:22.760
<v Speaker 4>I'm just sitting here dealing with the with the itch

818
00:44:22.920 --> 00:44:24.400
<v Speaker 4>that is all over my body.

819
00:44:24.480 --> 00:44:26.239
<v Speaker 1>But but uh, like I wanted to.

820
00:44:26.320 --> 00:44:28.599
<v Speaker 4>I wanted to help people at little public service announcement

821
00:44:28.679 --> 00:44:29.880
<v Speaker 4>and try to help people out.

822
00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:30.639
<v Speaker 1>Because it's summer time.

823
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:32.360
<v Speaker 4>People are going to go they're gonna go camping, they're

824
00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:35.639
<v Speaker 4>gonna honey, they're gonna be cleaning up their yard and

825
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 4>might come around some boison ivy and then have to

826
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:40.599
<v Speaker 4>go take a leak and the next thing you know,

827
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:41.440
<v Speaker 4>you're having dreams.

828
00:44:41.719 --> 00:44:43.519
<v Speaker 1>If your wine are falling off and you wake up

829
00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:48.800
<v Speaker 1>and it's all swollen. Yeah, sorry, I wasn't ready.

830
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:54.480
<v Speaker 8>Around no world, take my shrum hand give train on

831
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:58.280
<v Speaker 8>the give train around the world.

832
00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:05.239
<v Speaker 4>Take my shrum. Get on now, hear me ask let's

833
00:45:05.239 --> 00:45:07.360
<v Speaker 4>play a game and give away a pair of tickets.

834
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:11.760
<v Speaker 4>Right now you should be calling eight three three four six,

835
00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:13.239
<v Speaker 4>oh kmod for a chance?

836
00:45:14.760 --> 00:45:15.679
<v Speaker 1>Good morning, you're on the air.

837
00:45:15.719 --> 00:45:16.280
<v Speaker 4>What is your name?

838
00:45:19.159 --> 00:45:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Sor right? What was your name?

839
00:45:21.559 --> 00:45:22.000
<v Speaker 5>Angela?

840
00:45:22.360 --> 00:45:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Angela? How are you today? I'm doing pretty give it?

841
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:26.199
<v Speaker 1>How's it going? One?

842
00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:26.480
<v Speaker 4>Good?

843
00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:26.679
<v Speaker 1>Who?

844
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:29.599
<v Speaker 4>We're gonna play this game called Schnip Schnappschner. The current

845
00:45:29.599 --> 00:45:32.599
<v Speaker 4>record Gimpie is well, I'm leading this parade with eight

846
00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:35.159
<v Speaker 4>and Corbin you have five and.

847
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<v Speaker 1>Lindsay's got three.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week's winner that would be you. So your choice

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<v Speaker 4>is Angela or Gimpy or Lindsay?

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<v Speaker 1>Who would you like?

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<v Speaker 4>Sixty seconds are right o'clock. The timer starts after the

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<v Speaker 4>first clue. Here we go, Angela, Uh, this is a

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<v Speaker 4>cartoon character. While e blanky uh. This come with the

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<v Speaker 4>product you buy with a money back blank.

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<v Speaker 7>Guarantee.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the opposite of a broom.

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<v Speaker 8>Mop.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a particular pair of item of clothing you

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<v Speaker 4>wear on your butt. They are not pants and they

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<v Speaker 4>have pockets all over. No, there you go. You already

862
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<v Speaker 4>said it's you have to replace your air blank in

863
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:35.079
<v Speaker 4>your car every few thousands. This is the twelfth month

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<v Speaker 4>of the year, December. Yep, minute, Rice is blank Rice. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>this is the snake that has the hood you know

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<v Speaker 4>I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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00:46:53.480 --> 00:46:55.800
<v Speaker 4>This is where they make whiskey. Not a brewery, but

869
00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:59.639
<v Speaker 4>the other place for liquors. Still say, the whole thing,

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<v Speaker 4>still distillery.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go like a butterfly. But to eat your clothes.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten is what I got.

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<v Speaker 4>Eleven. Okay, Uh, that's pretty good, girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on the line.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, thanks, welcome, good morning, you're on the air.

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<v Speaker 7>What is your name, Amy?

877
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:24.559
<v Speaker 1>Amy? How are you today? Ten?

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00:47:25.039 --> 00:47:25.800
<v Speaker 7>I'm doing great?

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00:47:26.519 --> 00:47:26.679
<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, uh, Amy. You gotta try and beat eleven. We'll

881
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<v Speaker 4>deal with the we'll deal with the points afterwards. Let's

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00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:38.400
<v Speaker 4>keep going, all right, girl, to you and lindsay, are

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<v Speaker 4>you ready? Okay?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Not rent? If you own your home, you

885
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<v Speaker 5>pay a.

886
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:48.039
<v Speaker 7>Mortgage.

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00:47:48.239 --> 00:47:59.320
<v Speaker 5>Yes, falla la la la am. I doing yes? It

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<v Speaker 5>is not private. Your profile is what?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, Oh you are very witty. You are another word

890
00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:27.960
<v Speaker 6>for smart, witty, brilliant. A type of knife, a meat,

891
00:48:28.920 --> 00:48:30.079
<v Speaker 6>a big meat.

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<v Speaker 7>A big meat, a knife, a knife or a knife

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<v Speaker 7>a meat. Oh clever.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, uh, if you want to go to a different

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<v Speaker 6>type uh, place and time, you can transport.

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<v Speaker 4>Time time time not even. I'm so sorry and you

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00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:01.440
<v Speaker 4>did not win. Thank you so much for playing.

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00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:09.280
<v Speaker 7>Okay, thank you every Daylation Angela.

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<v Speaker 4>Those tickets are going to go see the Black Crows Saturday,

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00:49:11.880 --> 00:49:14.639
<v Speaker 4>August eighth of the hard Rock Live tickets available hard

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<v Speaker 4>Rock Casino, Tulsa dot com. Give me this is the

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00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:18.280
<v Speaker 4>one that she.

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00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:21.360
<v Speaker 1>That she did not get.

904
00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.280
<v Speaker 4>This is a belief that you can magically move from

905
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:29.000
<v Speaker 4>one spot to another without getting into a car or

906
00:49:29.119 --> 00:49:32.320
<v Speaker 4>walking or anything like that kind of happens in a flash. Yeah,

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00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:34.800
<v Speaker 4>beat me up, Scottie, beat me up? As what type

908
00:49:34.800 --> 00:49:37.679
<v Speaker 4>of transportation? Bill and Ted had a phone booth that

909
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:41.440
<v Speaker 4>did what the movie The Fly, This was what they

910
00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:42.800
<v Speaker 4>experimented with.

911
00:49:44.039 --> 00:49:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, teleport is what that gif you got his at

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00:49:48.119 --> 00:49:50.679
<v Speaker 1>the very end the record now is it keeps me

913
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:53.360
<v Speaker 1>in a lead with nine, keeps you with five, keeps

914
00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:55.679
<v Speaker 1>you lindsay with alright, take a break and we'll be back.

915
00:49:56.920 --> 00:49:58.599
<v Speaker 4>Morning show.

916
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<v Speaker 1>Is that let's see Kimpi has in his engorged four

917
00:50:04.320 --> 00:50:04.840
<v Speaker 1>by four.

918
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<v Speaker 4>Cool And it says here that the White House and

919
00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:11.719
<v Speaker 4>mules two hundred and fifty pardons for America's two hundred

920
00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:12.440
<v Speaker 4>and fifty birthday.

921
00:50:13.159 --> 00:50:15.239
<v Speaker 1>The White House sources say that.

922
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<v Speaker 4>The plan is still in port preliminary discussions, and that

923
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:23.920
<v Speaker 4>the pardons could be announced on June fourteenth, which is

924
00:50:24.559 --> 00:50:29.239
<v Speaker 4>both Flagged Day and President Trump's birthday. The report says

925
00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:32.639
<v Speaker 4>some in the White House are concerned about Trump handing

926
00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:40.000
<v Speaker 4>out more pardons ahead of the midterms. Vance updates White

927
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<v Speaker 4>House crackdown on fraud ol BPJD will be in Maine

928
00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.880
<v Speaker 4>today to talk about the Trump Administration's effort to combat fraud.

929
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:54.800
<v Speaker 4>He'll be speaking at Bangor International Airport to highlight some

930
00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:59.000
<v Speaker 4>recent cases in Maine. The crackdown has been emphasis on

931
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:05.440
<v Speaker 4>state's soul services programs. Yesterday, JD said it appears mainly

932
00:51:05.639 --> 00:51:11.280
<v Speaker 4>blue states are not taking fraud seriously. The Vice President

933
00:51:11.400 --> 00:51:15.320
<v Speaker 4>called it a defrauding of the American taxpayer and violation

934
00:51:15.880 --> 00:51:20.960
<v Speaker 4>of trust. What else we got here, the resolution to

935
00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:28.239
<v Speaker 4>suspend Senators pay during shutdown advances. Senators unanimously voted to

936
00:51:28.639 --> 00:51:31.920
<v Speaker 4>advance the measure, which would only apply to members of

937
00:51:32.000 --> 00:51:35.119
<v Speaker 4>the Upper Chamber and does not need to be approved

938
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:38.239
<v Speaker 4>by the House or signed by President Trump. It's a

939
00:51:38.320 --> 00:51:42.039
<v Speaker 4>move that could give lawmakers a powerful incentive not to

940
00:51:42.239 --> 00:51:46.000
<v Speaker 4>shutter federal departments over funding disputes in future years. The

941
00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:51.880
<v Speaker 4>resolution would take effect after the midterm election and then, lastly,

942
00:51:52.000 --> 00:51:56.719
<v Speaker 4>here Tulsa City Council approves first ambalance rate increase in

943
00:51:56.800 --> 00:52:01.239
<v Speaker 4>over a decade. Emsea said that day, even though rates

944
00:52:01.239 --> 00:52:04.400
<v Speaker 4>will increase, patients won't see a change and what they

945
00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:08.360
<v Speaker 4>pay since coverage typically comes through private insurance Medicare or

946
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:12.800
<v Speaker 4>Medicaid or imsecare. The proposal included a five hundred dollars

947
00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:15.320
<v Speaker 4>fee for patients treated at a scene and not taken

948
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:18.920
<v Speaker 4>to the hospital. With the new proposal, m so, we'll

949
00:52:18.960 --> 00:52:23.320
<v Speaker 4>be implementing a forty percent uninsured discount to help reduce

950
00:52:23.400 --> 00:52:27.159
<v Speaker 4>the impact of the rate increase for Toulson's whose insurance

951
00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:29.960
<v Speaker 4>won't cover the difference. The new rates are set to

952
00:52:30.039 --> 00:52:31.679
<v Speaker 4>take effect in October.

953
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:35.239
<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Lindsey, Good morning Corbin.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you get the keyword to rock the bank. If not,

955
00:52:40.400 --> 00:52:44.039
<v Speaker 6>that's okay. You still have twelve more chances throughout the

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<v Speaker 6>day to rock the bank and win one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen for that keyword, and when you hear it, enter

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<v Speaker 6>it online at kmod dot com. Your next chance to

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00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:55.599
<v Speaker 6>win is coming up at nine o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Good luck, Good morning, gim Pee, Well, good morning Corbin.

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<v Speaker 4>One of them's a little litle bit of country, the

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00:53:01.079 --> 00:53:03.159
<v Speaker 4>other one's a little bit of rock and roll. Five

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00:53:03.199 --> 00:53:05.840
<v Speaker 4>finger death punching Cody Jinks are going to be at

964
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:08.760
<v Speaker 4>the Walmart and Ampletheater on Friday, October second. You want

965
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<v Speaker 4>to go for free, we'll just click on the contest

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<v Speaker 4>tap right there on the free iHeartRadio WEP.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Conspiracy Theory Thursday.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier,

969
00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:24.320
<v Speaker 4>but somebody went on to AI and put every Bigfoot

970
00:53:24.440 --> 00:53:30.159
<v Speaker 4>siding in since nineteen fifty eight. Okay, I asked, AI,

971
00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:34.719
<v Speaker 4>tell me about it, or they're like siding in Arizona,

972
00:53:35.000 --> 00:53:38.280
<v Speaker 4>And then there was a siding in Oklahoma. So the

973
00:53:38.400 --> 00:53:42.360
<v Speaker 4>idea was to have it analyzed. Ten thousand reports about

974
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Bigfoot across the US and Canada for over sixty six

975
00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:51.519
<v Speaker 4>years okay, and the post claims that each sighting was

976
00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:54.679
<v Speaker 4>coded with one hundred and fifty plus details, including the location,

977
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:58.519
<v Speaker 4>whether terrain, time, whether there was water nearby, what kind

978
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:02.039
<v Speaker 4>of witness situation it was us, the creature behavior, the

979
00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:09.199
<v Speaker 4>physical descriptions, and the big finding was that sightings clustered

980
00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:12.679
<v Speaker 4>in around one hundred and fifty geographic quote hot zones,

981
00:54:13.480 --> 00:54:17.639
<v Speaker 4>specifically in the Pacific Northwest. The video claimed that the

982
00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:21.519
<v Speaker 4>hot zones overlap with areas discussed in the Missing four

983
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:26.480
<v Speaker 4>to one one books, which deal with unexplained disappearances in

984
00:54:26.639 --> 00:54:29.440
<v Speaker 4>parks and wilderness areas.

985
00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:32.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about the Missing four to one

986
00:54:32.519 --> 00:54:36.679
<v Speaker 1>one books. It is a series written by a guy

987
00:54:37.320 --> 00:54:41.320
<v Speaker 1>chronicling the unsolved yet eery similar disappearances of five children

988
00:54:41.400 --> 00:54:46.039
<v Speaker 1>in the wilds of North America across multiple decades.

989
00:54:46.960 --> 00:54:51.760
<v Speaker 4>A real life horror story. The book and film examine

990
00:54:51.800 --> 00:54:54.920
<v Speaker 4>each case from multiple perspectives in an attempt to shed

991
00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:59.920
<v Speaker 4>light on the unsettling topic. The movie is available on two.

992
00:55:03.079 --> 00:55:08.679
<v Speaker 4>You don't say, okay, that got that got my attention

993
00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:11.320
<v Speaker 4>that the movie's on too. You no, the book like

994
00:55:11.400 --> 00:55:14.039
<v Speaker 4>the book in the movie, like this is a thing. Yeah,

995
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:16.280
<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of this before, but that doesn't mean anything.

996
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:23.079
<v Speaker 4>So there's no evidence the AI actually did this study,

997
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:26.440
<v Speaker 4>the one that they cite, because I think we should

998
00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:28.320
<v Speaker 4>stop mentioning company AIS.

999
00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:29.920
<v Speaker 1>You can pay us.

1000
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:36.000
<v Speaker 4>Ruth right, so those aren't No. Rady is a for

1001
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:39.880
<v Speaker 4>profit business, so or you can pay us if you

1002
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:44.039
<v Speaker 4>want us to mention a specific AI company. Anyway, there's

1003
00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:48.280
<v Speaker 4>no published paper, there's no company announcement, there's no credible part.

1004
00:55:48.320 --> 00:55:52.639
<v Speaker 4>They're just saying they put this into AI and the

1005
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:58.880
<v Speaker 4>public Bigfoot database does exist, but it's ran by believers

1006
00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:05.159
<v Speaker 4>and smaller analysis types of groups of people that are

1007
00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:09.599
<v Speaker 4>believing that believe in it. Top siting states listed in

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00:56:09.679 --> 00:56:17.320
<v Speaker 4>one public analysis include Washington, Oregon, California, Texas, Colorado, Missouri, Illinois, Michigan, Ohio,

1009
00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:21.840
<v Speaker 4>and Florida, which right now, I know some of you

1010
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:25.719
<v Speaker 4>are going, what about Oklahoma? Right The article points out

1011
00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:32.119
<v Speaker 4>a explanation. Many of these areas have big wilderness zones, parks, tourists,

1012
00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:35.800
<v Speaker 4>and people getting lost for normal reasons like injuries, weather,

1013
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:41.199
<v Speaker 4>or disorientation. There was a story I just read about

1014
00:56:41.239 --> 00:56:44.119
<v Speaker 4>a woman who went missing in the woods, broke her ankle,

1015
00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:51.559
<v Speaker 4>and she made her way to a a weather station

1016
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:54.519
<v Speaker 4>or something like that that was monitored by the parks,

1017
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<v Speaker 4>and it had a camera on it, and she put

1018
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<v Speaker 4>her like she kept standing in front of the camp

1019
00:57:01.320 --> 00:57:05.079
<v Speaker 4>because she had to drag herself to the spot. And

1020
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.599
<v Speaker 4>they eventually checked the weather station and saw that she

1021
00:57:10.280 --> 00:57:12.760
<v Speaker 4>was there a lot. They sent someone out to go

1022
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<v Speaker 4>and they found her and saved her.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh.

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00:57:17.480 --> 00:57:19.760
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why that's important, but thanks for coming

1025
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:23.559
<v Speaker 4>to my ted talk. A lot of people that watch

1026
00:57:23.639 --> 00:57:27.000
<v Speaker 4>this video said that this is pretty skeptical and that

1027
00:57:27.360 --> 00:57:31.760
<v Speaker 4>some of the ideas of it being located in this

1028
00:57:32.039 --> 00:57:37.320
<v Speaker 4>these hot zones. Yes, maybe there's some correlation, but Bigfoot

1029
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:43.000
<v Speaker 4>stories come from all around. Uh yeah, okay, yeah, you

1030
00:57:43.239 --> 00:57:46.840
<v Speaker 4>hear a lot of the Bigfoot stories coming from wooded areas.

1031
00:57:47.199 --> 00:57:51.440
<v Speaker 4>You don't hear a lot of sasquatch in the desert. Now,

1032
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<v Speaker 4>of course you've got the the Himalayan Mountain version, the

1033
00:57:56.440 --> 00:58:01.519
<v Speaker 4>Getty Boa and then of course you mentioned Florida Skunk Ape,

1034
00:58:01.880 --> 00:58:05.440
<v Speaker 4>same thing as Bigfoot, but still wooded areas. So I

1035
00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:08.480
<v Speaker 4>can see, like, yeah, the correlated with all these wooded areas,

1036
00:58:09.639 --> 00:58:13.039
<v Speaker 4>surely there's sasquatch living amongst them. And again you don't

1037
00:58:13.079 --> 00:58:16.639
<v Speaker 4>hear a lot of sasquatch, desert squatch. No, but I

1038
00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:19.880
<v Speaker 4>mean you there's a lot of animals you don't hear

1039
00:58:19.920 --> 00:58:24.440
<v Speaker 4>reports of in the desert. Okay, yeah, so that makes sense.

1040
00:58:24.800 --> 00:58:27.360
<v Speaker 4>How many sightings do you think are in Oklahoma per year,

1041
00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:35.960
<v Speaker 4>per year, like an average twenty three? I think it's

1042
00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:39.960
<v Speaker 4>in the hundreds, okay, like one hundred and fifty. Right,

1043
00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:44.800
<v Speaker 4>This is fun, cause we feel like it should be

1044
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<v Speaker 4>pretty common. One, since they've been keeping tracks since nineteen

1045
00:58:51.119 --> 00:58:53.960
<v Speaker 4>forty two, there've been one hundred and thirteen total listed

1046
00:58:54.039 --> 00:59:02.760
<v Speaker 4>bigfoot sidings on the bfro's public database MM, which is

1047
00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:10.079
<v Speaker 4>considered the official quote unquote database that's run by believers. Sure, okay,

1048
00:59:11.199 --> 00:59:14.280
<v Speaker 4>there have been four sightings in Tulsa County in that

1049
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:21.119
<v Speaker 4>that timeframe, five and Cherokee, and then the rest are

1050
00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:24.760
<v Speaker 4>in other counties. But so nine just right here, okay,

1051
00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:26.800
<v Speaker 4>But I would think a lot of them would be

1052
00:59:26.840 --> 00:59:29.760
<v Speaker 4>more in the southeast, right in the mountainous.

1053
00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Areas, the heavily wooded areas, you know, that makes sense.

1054
00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:36.199
<v Speaker 1>Not up here.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, Lafleur is technically in that area. They have the most,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, right along the Arkansas border. They got twenty five.

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00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:56.280
<v Speaker 4>And then mccurtin also right there below Lafur Lafleur has nine.

1058
00:59:58.239 --> 00:59:58.639
<v Speaker 1>And then.

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01:00:00.320 --> 01:00:04.519
<v Speaker 4>Is it Cato County, Kado County that's outside Oklahoma City. Okay,

1060
01:00:05.880 --> 01:00:08.960
<v Speaker 4>so a lot of them are down south, well two counties.

1061
01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:12.519
<v Speaker 4>They like to you know, travel, you know, get out

1062
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:15.039
<v Speaker 4>of the area. It's like, we've been down here long enough.

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01:00:15.119 --> 01:00:18.599
<v Speaker 4>Let's go vacation in Tulsa County for long. Wait, you know,

1064
01:00:19.119 --> 01:00:24.920
<v Speaker 4>Tulsa Hills, Utica Square. If Bigfoot is real, then why

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01:00:25.079 --> 01:00:28.039
<v Speaker 4>has a dead one never been discovered? No? I mean

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01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.119
<v Speaker 4>if you listen to the show long enough, you know

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01:00:30.280 --> 01:00:33.960
<v Speaker 4>that I have a hard stance of there's zero evidence

1068
01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:37.599
<v Speaker 4>of Bigfoot zero. Yes, And we have discussed before that

1069
01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:42.280
<v Speaker 4>they bury their dead. We think that's why you won't

1070
01:00:42.280 --> 01:00:44.000
<v Speaker 4>find a dead one. Well, we think we don't know

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01:00:44.119 --> 01:00:47.960
<v Speaker 4>that true. There's a better chance of a Bigfoot being

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01:00:48.039 --> 01:00:55.880
<v Speaker 4>real than aliens or Jesus ever existing. Okay, and also

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01:00:56.320 --> 01:00:59.239
<v Speaker 4>probably a better chance of Bigfoot existing. Then you know

1074
01:00:59.320 --> 01:01:05.440
<v Speaker 4>what you're talking about. Like the David Pilate's stuff out

1075
01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:07.440
<v Speaker 4>of the missing four to one, So oh, they leave

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01:01:07.480 --> 01:01:09.360
<v Speaker 4>stuff out of the missing for one. So cases will

1077
01:01:09.360 --> 01:01:11.880
<v Speaker 4>be similar to each other. Oh, so they deliberately leave

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01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:12.639
<v Speaker 4>stuff out.

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01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:16.159
<v Speaker 1>Just like every documentary. Sure they have a narrative they're

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01:01:16.159 --> 01:01:16.559
<v Speaker 1>trying to hit.

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01:01:16.719 --> 01:01:21.679
<v Speaker 4>Right, if you see a documentary about nine to one

1082
01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:25.639
<v Speaker 4>one being a conspiracy, they're not gonna leave out data

1083
01:01:25.719 --> 01:01:29.800
<v Speaker 4>that conflicts that. Right. If you see a you know,

1084
01:01:29.920 --> 01:01:34.559
<v Speaker 4>a one that you know there's an ocean portal to Hell,

1085
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:38.719
<v Speaker 4>they're not gonna leave They're gonna put an information in

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01:01:38.800 --> 01:01:39.639
<v Speaker 4>that that would make sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. The desert bigfoot is called a sweaty.

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01:01:43.719 --> 01:01:47.480
<v Speaker 4>What really, I've never heard of that. I've heard of

1089
01:01:47.800 --> 01:01:50.440
<v Speaker 4>skunk ape, the one who lives in the swamps of Florida.

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01:01:51.000 --> 01:01:54.800
<v Speaker 4>Of course, bigfoot sasquatch. I've never heard of this sweaty?

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01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:56.679
<v Speaker 4>Is it because it's in the desert and that's why

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01:01:56.719 --> 01:01:59.760
<v Speaker 4>it's so sweaty and the desert sweaty?

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01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:00.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.320
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So the desert bigfoot, often called the Yuka Man

1095
01:02:05.199 --> 01:02:11.559
<v Speaker 4>or the Borego Sandman. Mister Sid is a legendary tall,

1096
01:02:11.679 --> 01:02:17.079
<v Speaker 4>hairy commented reported in the southern California, Nevada Arizona deserts,

1097
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:22.440
<v Speaker 4>particularly the Majave. Witnesses described as a large, foul smelling creature,

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01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:29.119
<v Speaker 4>sometimes leaving massive footprints or exhibiting aggressive behavior, with sightings

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01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:33.920
<v Speaker 4>dating back to the nineteenth century, Hall the Sex says,

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01:02:33.960 --> 01:02:37.000
<v Speaker 4>what if bigfoots are just an endangered species of humans

1101
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:40.920
<v Speaker 4>that have tribes all over the world. Huh, it's a

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01:02:41.000 --> 01:02:45.280
<v Speaker 4>lot of made up stuff to try and possibly get there.

1103
01:02:47.440 --> 01:02:50.960
<v Speaker 4>And even in endangered species, we find, right, And if

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01:02:51.000 --> 01:02:52.960
<v Speaker 4>they're all over the world, I think the likelihood of

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01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:54.280
<v Speaker 4>finding them would be pretty high.

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01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:58.920
<v Speaker 1>You think someone sat Tulson's siney might be my ex.

1107
01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:05.960
<v Speaker 4>The the idea that someone like you're with somebody and

1108
01:03:06.000 --> 01:03:08.400
<v Speaker 4>they go, I saw bigfoot and they were all in

1109
01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:12.440
<v Speaker 4>and that like encompasses their like it takes over their life.

1110
01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Right.

1111
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:16.639
<v Speaker 4>And you know, if your partner likes going to a

1112
01:03:16.679 --> 01:03:19.239
<v Speaker 4>certain restaurant, you go to that restaurant with them, even

1113
01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:19.960
<v Speaker 4>if you don't like it.

1114
01:03:21.119 --> 01:03:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Gotta go bigfoot hunting next weekend.

1115
01:03:22.920 --> 01:03:24.239
<v Speaker 4>Right, I gotta go to a big Where are you

1116
01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:26.119
<v Speaker 4>guys going? We're going to Cedar Rapids.

1117
01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:27.199
<v Speaker 1>What for?

1118
01:03:27.440 --> 01:03:29.559
<v Speaker 4>Why are you going to Cedar Rapids? They're having a

1119
01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:37.239
<v Speaker 4>bigfoot convention at the Hall of Dome. Danny ask what

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01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:41.599
<v Speaker 4>you taking over my life? And then your relationship with

1121
01:03:41.679 --> 01:03:43.199
<v Speaker 4>your wife, d Windows, because you don't want to go

1122
01:03:43.239 --> 01:03:44.400
<v Speaker 4>to the bar with the other dorks.

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01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:45.719
<v Speaker 7>Right.

1124
01:03:45.880 --> 01:03:49.480
<v Speaker 4>Meanwhile, she makes a connection with one, and now she's

1125
01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:53.199
<v Speaker 4>having a bigfoot affair, right, probably dressing up in the costumes,

1126
01:03:53.840 --> 01:03:56.880
<v Speaker 4>you know, little little sasquatch role play, or.

1127
01:03:57.039 --> 01:03:58.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, going and doing it out in the woods trying.

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01:03:59.280 --> 01:04:02.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's the call. Uh huh. They hear her whooping,

1129
01:04:03.119 --> 01:04:06.719
<v Speaker 1>so they're like you, oh huh, let's go.

1130
01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:10.199
<v Speaker 4>Check it out. The Tulsa County sidings are just tobos,

1131
01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:15.599
<v Speaker 4>maybe them and their sticks and their unkept beards. Right,

1132
01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:20.360
<v Speaker 4>they're five o'clock shadows and a cigar. Just go check

1133
01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:24.719
<v Speaker 4>any any banks along the Arkansas River. They're all right there.

1134
01:04:27.400 --> 01:04:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah, I think it's a good iddea.

1135
01:04:30.039 --> 01:04:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Though to put stuff like pump some of this stuff

1136
01:04:31.800 --> 01:04:33.880
<v Speaker 1>into AI and let AI give some theories.

1137
01:04:34.320 --> 01:04:37.079
<v Speaker 4>It can think faster through it. But just keep in

1138
01:04:37.119 --> 01:04:43.639
<v Speaker 4>mind AI can't spell strawberry, amongst other things. It is

1139
01:04:43.760 --> 01:04:46.159
<v Speaker 4>not a perfect system, and people invest so much into

1140
01:04:46.239 --> 01:04:50.519
<v Speaker 4>it being perfect. Well, I did plug it in. Just

1141
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:54.119
<v Speaker 4>put in is sasquatch real?

1142
01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Sasquatch real?

1143
01:04:57.039 --> 01:04:59.800
<v Speaker 4>And the thing about the AI is it just it

1144
01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:07.159
<v Speaker 4>pull stuff from the internet, so you're not getting legit evidence, right,

1145
01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:11.400
<v Speaker 4>you're just getting whatever the Internet has to say about it.

1146
01:05:12.960 --> 01:05:15.960
<v Speaker 4>And uh, of course whether sasquatch is real depends on

1147
01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:18.800
<v Speaker 4>whether you are looking for biological proof or cultural impact.

1148
01:05:19.440 --> 01:05:22.000
<v Speaker 4>While many people leave in the creature, the current scientific

1149
01:05:22.079 --> 01:05:26.280
<v Speaker 4>consensus is that sasquatches folklore figure rather than a living animal.

1150
01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:29.440
<v Speaker 4>And then it goes on with the lack of evidence

1151
01:05:29.559 --> 01:05:34.960
<v Speaker 4>and FBI investigations and hoaxes and stuff like that.

1152
01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:36.559
<v Speaker 1>Listen to this, Taxton.

1153
01:05:37.440 --> 01:05:40.119
<v Speaker 4>Anybody with half a brain knows that Bigfoot is fake

1154
01:05:40.639 --> 01:05:42.920
<v Speaker 4>and it's just a dude in a costume.

1155
01:05:43.679 --> 01:05:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Let's get into that. What do we what do we consider.

1156
01:05:49.559 --> 01:05:50.159
<v Speaker 4>Half a brain?

1157
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:51.039
<v Speaker 1>Like, what would be.

1158
01:05:52.880 --> 01:05:56.119
<v Speaker 4>We want to say smart, right, somebody's smart. Anybody who's

1159
01:05:56.239 --> 01:06:00.960
<v Speaker 4>not smart, right, would believe in that. Somebody smart would

1160
01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:02.199
<v Speaker 4>know it's a person in the costume.

1161
01:06:02.280 --> 01:06:02.440
<v Speaker 7>Is that.

1162
01:06:03.920 --> 01:06:08.320
<v Speaker 4>I break that down as anybody with basic thinking and

1163
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:10.760
<v Speaker 4>motor skills. Yes, you know, you don't have to be

1164
01:06:10.880 --> 01:06:13.519
<v Speaker 4>a genius, but you don't have to be retorted at

1165
01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:17.559
<v Speaker 4>the same time, just a normal everyday person would know.

1166
01:06:18.360 --> 01:06:21.000
<v Speaker 5>Anyone with common sense, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1167
01:06:21.639 --> 01:06:23.119
<v Speaker 4>How about Theodore Roosevelt?

1168
01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh did old Teddy fine? One?

1169
01:06:26.519 --> 01:06:29.280
<v Speaker 4>Not in the modern since that we do. But he

1170
01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:32.519
<v Speaker 4>was an avid outdoorsman, and he had documented a second

1171
01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:34.639
<v Speaker 4>hand account of a sasquatch in one of his books.

1172
01:06:36.639 --> 01:06:41.039
<v Speaker 4>So that's how about doctor Jane Goodall, Well, you know,

1173
01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:48.480
<v Speaker 4>you know, the prime primologist who studied gorillas. She believed

1174
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:51.880
<v Speaker 4>in the existence of bigfoot, citing high volumes of reports

1175
01:06:51.920 --> 01:06:55.079
<v Speaker 4>and her own interest in the subject. And then I

1176
01:06:55.079 --> 01:06:57.079
<v Speaker 4>can give you some other people that would definitely you

1177
01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:59.880
<v Speaker 4>could argue out of those two, though, feel like they

1178
01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:03.920
<v Speaker 4>definitely have more than half a brain. I think doctor

1179
01:07:04.239 --> 01:07:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Jane Goodall is biased because she works so closely with

1180
01:07:10.599 --> 01:07:12.840
<v Speaker 4>the chimps and the monkeys and the apes and the

1181
01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:16.800
<v Speaker 4>hot knots, you know, so I think, of course she's

1182
01:07:16.920 --> 01:07:22.440
<v Speaker 4>going to lean heavily towards that massive, hairy ape like figure.

1183
01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:24.480
<v Speaker 1>I think that's fair what you're saying.

1184
01:07:24.519 --> 01:07:26.159
<v Speaker 4>But then you could also make the argument that she

1185
01:07:26.280 --> 01:07:28.880
<v Speaker 4>is an expert in that field right and would know

1186
01:07:29.000 --> 01:07:31.320
<v Speaker 4>more than any of us about it on the possibility

1187
01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:32.199
<v Speaker 4>of it even being a thing.

1188
01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:33.280
<v Speaker 1>You're probably right.

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01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:37.880
<v Speaker 4>I would believe Theodore Roosevelt because he was an avid

1190
01:07:38.000 --> 01:07:41.840
<v Speaker 4>hunter and avid outdoorsman. But here's the thing.

1191
01:07:42.519 --> 01:07:43.119
<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing.

1192
01:07:43.159 --> 01:07:47.000
<v Speaker 4>When it comes to Teddy I feel if he had

1193
01:07:47.079 --> 01:07:51.880
<v Speaker 4>the opportunity, because you said he's documented encounters with him, right, Yes,

1194
01:07:53.320 --> 01:07:56.360
<v Speaker 4>I feel just Teddy being teddy, he would have shot it,

1195
01:07:56.800 --> 01:08:01.079
<v Speaker 4>killed it, and mounted it up on the wall, just

1196
01:08:01.159 --> 01:08:04.599
<v Speaker 4>because that's the type of person he was. Yeah, but

1197
01:08:04.679 --> 01:08:07.559
<v Speaker 4>he was also an Just because you're an avid outdoorsman

1198
01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:09.960
<v Speaker 4>and you believe in hunting doesn't mean you shoot and

1199
01:08:10.039 --> 01:08:12.119
<v Speaker 4>kill everything on site. I don't know when it comes

1200
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:14.800
<v Speaker 4>to trophy stuff though, that's a trophy that you like.

1201
01:08:14.920 --> 01:08:17.840
<v Speaker 4>People are out there hunting elephants and drafts and lions

1202
01:08:17.880 --> 01:08:21.319
<v Speaker 4>and tigers and bears, Oh my right for that trophy.

1203
01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:25.279
<v Speaker 4>And I think Theodore was one of those trophy hunters.

1204
01:08:25.800 --> 01:08:30.439
<v Speaker 4>So if you've got the opportunity to get the coup

1205
01:08:30.479 --> 01:08:37.159
<v Speaker 4>de gras of trophies, why not. The question was anybody

1206
01:08:37.199 --> 01:08:38.840
<v Speaker 4>with half a brain? And I think I gave two

1207
01:08:38.920 --> 01:08:40.880
<v Speaker 4>good examples of people with more than half a brain.

1208
01:08:42.399 --> 01:08:45.000
<v Speaker 4>And you know, bobcat goldweights on this list too. But

1209
01:08:45.039 --> 01:08:47.600
<v Speaker 4>I think you're going to denounce that pretty fast just

1210
01:08:47.640 --> 01:08:52.199
<v Speaker 4>because he talks funny. Doctor Grover Krantz, anthropology professor at

1211
01:08:52.359 --> 01:08:56.039
<v Speaker 4>a university. He was the first academic professor to publicly

1212
01:08:56.439 --> 01:09:00.760
<v Speaker 4>argue for the existence as I have a sister that

1213
01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:03.439
<v Speaker 4>believes that portals are the reason we have a scene Bigfoot.

1214
01:09:03.640 --> 01:09:05.920
<v Speaker 4>But then again, I have a sister that believes the

1215
01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:10.880
<v Speaker 4>earth is flat. And I'm the middle child. Sucks to

1216
01:09:10.960 --> 01:09:14.399
<v Speaker 4>be you, Okay, And quickly someone said, explain the strawberry thing.

1217
01:09:14.479 --> 01:09:15.760
<v Speaker 4>I asked the other day for its spelling.

1218
01:09:15.840 --> 01:09:16.239
<v Speaker 1>It spelled.

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01:09:16.279 --> 01:09:18.079
<v Speaker 4>It spelled it fine, well, f I n E. Is

1220
01:09:18.119 --> 01:09:19.840
<v Speaker 4>not how you spell strawberry. But that's a different thing.

1221
01:09:21.119 --> 01:09:23.199
<v Speaker 4>You have to ask it how many rs are in strawberry,

1222
01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:27.800
<v Speaker 4>and then it'll tell you. And then you tell it

1223
01:09:27.840 --> 01:09:30.119
<v Speaker 4>to spell strawberry, and it's giving you two different answers.

1224
01:09:30.600 --> 01:09:32.720
<v Speaker 4>So there you go. We gotta take a break.

1225
01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:33.239
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back.

1226
01:09:33.479 --> 01:09:37.199
<v Speaker 4>Conspiracy theory. Thursday, I saw this article that's really fascinating,

1227
01:09:37.399 --> 01:09:39.680
<v Speaker 4>and it says that the city of New Orleans needs

1228
01:09:39.760 --> 01:09:45.279
<v Speaker 4>to start planning the relocation of the city. Now. The

1229
01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:50.199
<v Speaker 4>claim is that southern Louisiana may be at a point

1230
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:54.600
<v Speaker 4>of no return because of sea level rise, wetland loss,

1231
01:09:55.159 --> 01:10:00.760
<v Speaker 4>stronger hurricanes, and land shrinking, and that southern Louisiana could

1232
01:10:00.760 --> 01:10:04.000
<v Speaker 4>face three to seven meters of sea level rise and

1233
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:07.960
<v Speaker 4>lose three quarters of its remaining coastal wetlands along a

1234
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:13.319
<v Speaker 4>sixty two mile inland And for those who know, New

1235
01:10:13.399 --> 01:10:18.159
<v Speaker 4>Orleans is already built in a bowl. So that's why

1236
01:10:18.239 --> 01:10:21.600
<v Speaker 4>they've they have problems and it's always been that way,

1237
01:10:22.800 --> 01:10:25.560
<v Speaker 4>and that the city being surrounded by the Gulf of

1238
01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:33.640
<v Speaker 4>America slash Mexico America America America Mexico Mexico anyway.

1239
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:34.199
<v Speaker 6>Uh.

1240
01:10:35.560 --> 01:10:38.640
<v Speaker 4>The coast is also being carved out by the oil

1241
01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:41.319
<v Speaker 4>and gas industry, which is also leading to some erosion. Now,

1242
01:10:41.560 --> 01:10:43.399
<v Speaker 4>these are all things that part of evolution, right, But

1243
01:10:44.520 --> 01:10:47.239
<v Speaker 4>the idea that losing two thousand square miles of land,

1244
01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:49.159
<v Speaker 4>which is roughly the size of Delaware.

1245
01:10:50.079 --> 01:10:50.199
<v Speaker 6>Hi.

1246
01:10:50.720 --> 01:10:54.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm in Delaware. You could lose another three thousand square

1247
01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:58.079
<v Speaker 4>miles in the next fifty years. That's not affecting just

1248
01:10:58.279 --> 01:11:02.039
<v Speaker 4>losing Ana, right, I mean that would affect the entire

1249
01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:06.640
<v Speaker 4>coastal region Alabama, Florida, parts of Texas.

1250
01:11:06.760 --> 01:11:08.840
<v Speaker 1>No, because they're all at different terrain levels.

1251
01:11:08.720 --> 01:11:12.439
<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay. And is it just because New Orleans is

1252
01:11:12.479 --> 01:11:16.520
<v Speaker 4>all swampy. Yeah, they're like, well, you know it roads faster.

1253
01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:19.760
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I can't say anything about Louisiana. The

1254
01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:22.720
<v Speaker 4>last time I got in trouble. The governor of Las

1255
01:11:25.039 --> 01:11:28.359
<v Speaker 4>scrapped a three billion dollar project, saying it costs too

1256
01:11:28.479 --> 01:11:31.960
<v Speaker 4>much and hurting fishing communities. Critics say killing it make

1257
01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:37.800
<v Speaker 4>coastal projection much harder. The relocation idea is politically troubling

1258
01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:42.119
<v Speaker 4>because people love New Orleans right, culture, family, identity, food, music,

1259
01:11:42.199 --> 01:11:44.119
<v Speaker 4>not just a real, you know, piece of.

1260
01:11:44.159 --> 01:11:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Land smells like piss. I'm bourbon, mostly piss.

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01:11:49.000 --> 01:11:55.239
<v Speaker 4>Mostly. Researchers say people are already leaving slowly, but without

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<v Speaker 4>a plan, it becomes messy, unfair, market driven evacuations where

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01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:01.840
<v Speaker 4>poor people get trapped.

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<v Speaker 1>Does that anything that feels sound familiar? M M.

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01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:08.600
<v Speaker 4>One outside expert said New Orleans is not disappearing in

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01:12:08.760 --> 01:12:13.800
<v Speaker 4>ten years, but policy policymakers should start planning for something

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01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:17.359
<v Speaker 4>that could be happening soon rather than waiting for a

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01:12:18.359 --> 01:12:18.920
<v Speaker 4>red herring.

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01:12:19.479 --> 01:12:20.279
<v Speaker 1>So what are you gonna do.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna have the whole city of New Orleans move

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01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:28.600
<v Speaker 4>north and you're gonna have to relocate. You're gonna have

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01:12:28.640 --> 01:12:30.880
<v Speaker 4>to relocate the entire city, right, So you're going to

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01:12:30.960 --> 01:12:33.800
<v Speaker 4>have to because I'm sure I don't know one hundred

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01:12:33.800 --> 01:12:38.000
<v Speaker 4>percent really honestly, I'll be but I'm sure there is

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01:12:38.279 --> 01:12:43.119
<v Speaker 4>not any uninhabited land in Louisiana.

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01:12:43.199 --> 01:12:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Does that make sense? Oh, I'm sure there is.

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01:12:44.720 --> 01:12:46.439
<v Speaker 4>You think there is? Oh yeah, you think there's parts

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01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:49.279
<v Speaker 4>of Louisiana that where like, Okay, nobody lives here. There

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01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:51.600
<v Speaker 4>are no names, there are no towns, nothing like that.

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01:12:52.359 --> 01:12:54.680
<v Speaker 4>So we're going to take the Louise and we're gonna

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01:12:54.680 --> 01:12:57.560
<v Speaker 4>take New Orleans and just put it here, and we're

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01:12:57.600 --> 01:13:02.680
<v Speaker 4>gonna call this chunk and lands new New Orleans. How

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01:13:02.720 --> 01:13:03.800
<v Speaker 4>do you think we got in New Mexico?

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01:13:04.159 --> 01:13:05.159
<v Speaker 1>Right? Right?

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01:13:05.560 --> 01:13:08.279
<v Speaker 4>In New York and New Jersey, No, no, no one

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01:13:08.319 --> 01:13:10.640
<v Speaker 4>ever talks about the Old York right. That just doesn't

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01:13:10.720 --> 01:13:14.640
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't make sense. I mean, I think the city

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01:13:14.720 --> 01:13:16.880
<v Speaker 4>this big is just damn near impossible. And we're not

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01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:19.319
<v Speaker 4>even talking about the people that are like I'm not leaving, right,

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01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:21.920
<v Speaker 4>You're gonna have those people, and then it's it's not

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01:13:22.159 --> 01:13:23.840
<v Speaker 4>going to be it's just gonna.

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01:13:23.560 --> 01:13:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Be New Orleans by name.

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01:13:25.479 --> 01:13:28.560
<v Speaker 4>If you if you end up relocating the city, it's

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01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:30.640
<v Speaker 4>not gonna have the same buildings, it's not gonna have

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01:13:30.640 --> 01:13:33.279
<v Speaker 4>the same structures, it's not gonna have I mean, they'll

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01:13:33.399 --> 01:13:36.439
<v Speaker 4>try to duplicate it maybe, but It's not like you

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01:13:36.520 --> 01:13:39.920
<v Speaker 4>can pick up those old ass buildings, those old ass

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01:13:40.079 --> 01:13:44.199
<v Speaker 4>mansions that have been there for forever and move them

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01:13:44.239 --> 01:13:47.960
<v Speaker 4>to this new place to keep the same New Orleans going.

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01:13:48.520 --> 01:13:52.119
<v Speaker 4>It'd be a whole new New Orleans, but with like,

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01:13:53.000 --> 01:13:55.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't know, the old vibe. I just don't see

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01:13:55.600 --> 01:13:58.399
<v Speaker 4>how that's possible. The only exit now, they've moved cities

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01:13:58.439 --> 01:14:01.399
<v Speaker 4>before because yo, yeah, because of flooding, but there are

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01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:02.279
<v Speaker 4>always cities.

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01:14:02.039 --> 01:14:03.199
<v Speaker 1>Of like two hundred people.

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01:14:03.720 --> 01:14:06.079
<v Speaker 4>Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, they're a little easier to move.

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01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:11.720
<v Speaker 4>The infrastructure isn't as crazy, right. The only one that

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01:14:11.720 --> 01:14:13.880
<v Speaker 4>I can find, whether it was even close, was in Sweden,

1309
01:14:14.000 --> 01:14:18.920
<v Speaker 4>and it was Karina, Sweden, about fifty thousand people, and

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01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:21.920
<v Speaker 4>they moved because of an underground iron mining and it

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01:14:22.000 --> 01:14:24.760
<v Speaker 4>was causing the ground to seek and they moved about

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01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:28.760
<v Speaker 4>two miles to the east. Okay, well, homes, schools, public buildings,

1313
01:14:29.000 --> 01:14:33.199
<v Speaker 4>historic statues, they just packed everything up and moved it

1314
01:14:33.359 --> 01:14:37.399
<v Speaker 4>somehow via helicopter, semi truck whatever. I just don't see

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01:14:37.439 --> 01:14:39.800
<v Speaker 4>how they move the building. I think, well, you don't,

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01:14:39.840 --> 01:14:43.119
<v Speaker 4>you just rebuild. But the idea I think that is

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01:14:43.159 --> 01:14:46.479
<v Speaker 4>the misconception is you hear moving, and you're like pick up,

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01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:50.159
<v Speaker 4>put beams underneath buildings, put them on semi trucks, drive

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01:14:50.199 --> 01:14:52.279
<v Speaker 4>them through the center of town, like moving right, Yeah,

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01:14:52.359 --> 01:14:54.800
<v Speaker 4>And I think it's more of like when you have

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01:14:55.000 --> 01:14:58.399
<v Speaker 4>an older sibling or even a younger sibling in some cases,

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01:14:58.439 --> 01:15:00.199
<v Speaker 4>Sorry lindsay that this may not work land with you.

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01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.960
<v Speaker 4>But is that like you, look, I moved, I moved,

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01:15:04.319 --> 01:15:06.399
<v Speaker 4>and he moved just a little bit over right.

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01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:09.439
<v Speaker 6>You're not gonna You're not gonna relocate three hundred and

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01:15:10.119 --> 01:15:11.840
<v Speaker 6>sixty two thousand people.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, it's it's impossible.

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01:15:14.880 --> 01:15:18.640
<v Speaker 4>But like, okay, why not if that's the problem, think

1329
01:15:18.680 --> 01:15:20.800
<v Speaker 4>of it like with picture right, if you've ever been

1330
01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:23.880
<v Speaker 4>out there, it used to be a mining town, but

1331
01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:26.479
<v Speaker 4>it got to be toxic, so they just shut the

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01:15:26.560 --> 01:15:28.920
<v Speaker 4>town down and the people that want to live there,

1333
01:15:29.399 --> 01:15:31.800
<v Speaker 4>good luck, and which there are some people that still

1334
01:15:31.880 --> 01:15:34.239
<v Speaker 4>live out there, but it's one of those you're on

1335
01:15:34.359 --> 01:15:37.479
<v Speaker 4>your own sort of things. So why not just do that?

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01:15:37.600 --> 01:15:41.079
<v Speaker 4>Why not just shut New Orleans down and be like, listen,

1337
01:15:41.119 --> 01:15:43.520
<v Speaker 4>if you all want to continue living here, cool, if

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01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:46.199
<v Speaker 4>not go somewhere.

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01:15:45.880 --> 01:15:48.199
<v Speaker 1>Else, well, keep in mind when there was that flood,

1340
01:15:48.199 --> 01:15:49.600
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people moved real fast.

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01:15:50.680 --> 01:15:54.880
<v Speaker 4>It can be done. Yeah, yeah, yeah they Yeah, people

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01:15:54.960 --> 01:15:58.479
<v Speaker 4>can move. They moved up here, so yeah, in Oklahoma

1343
01:15:58.600 --> 01:16:00.840
<v Speaker 4>it was ugly, but it's a messy. It's it's not

1344
01:16:01.119 --> 01:16:05.279
<v Speaker 4>New Orleans though. Nope, you're right about that. It'll never

1345
01:16:06.079 --> 01:16:07.960
<v Speaker 4>it'll just never be the same. It would never be

1346
01:16:08.039 --> 01:16:10.680
<v Speaker 4>the same. Maybe it's an opportunity for them to restart,

1347
01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:15.359
<v Speaker 4>you know, have have a new New Orleans, right and

1348
01:16:15.560 --> 01:16:17.039
<v Speaker 4>maybe clean things up a little bit.

1349
01:16:17.680 --> 01:16:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, maybe they don't call it the new New Orleans.

1350
01:16:19.680 --> 01:16:22.800
<v Speaker 1>Maybe they call it the Orleans you always wanted. I'm

1351
01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:30.479
<v Speaker 1>okay with modernized Orleans Orleans, right right? Or just Orleans?

1352
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:33.880
<v Speaker 4>Right? That seems to be okay, new and improved now

1353
01:16:33.960 --> 01:16:38.439
<v Speaker 4>with borax, Yeah right right, that sounds that sounds good.

1354
01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:41.560
<v Speaker 4>Now with more organic Orleans. There you go.

1355
01:16:42.199 --> 01:16:43.880
<v Speaker 1>People will love that. It was.

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01:16:44.359 --> 01:16:45.399
<v Speaker 4>People love a good organic.

1357
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:49.199
<v Speaker 5>Some people do new look, same great.

1358
01:16:50.439 --> 01:16:54.720
<v Speaker 1>Stink, new look without the smell.

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01:16:54.800 --> 01:16:55.039
<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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01:16:55.079 --> 01:16:56.439
<v Speaker 1>So if they were going to do it, though, how

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01:16:56.520 --> 01:16:57.960
<v Speaker 1>could they How could they move that?

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01:16:58.079 --> 01:16:59.680
<v Speaker 4>How could they do this? How can they move the

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01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:02.880
<v Speaker 4>entire city? And we're talking structures and everything right, Well, again,

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01:17:02.920 --> 01:17:05.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't think you move physical structures. You can't you

1365
01:17:05.720 --> 01:17:08.760
<v Speaker 4>can't not a city of that size, a small town

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01:17:09.479 --> 01:17:11.720
<v Speaker 4>like picture like what you were saying, with only two

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01:17:11.800 --> 01:17:15.159
<v Speaker 4>hundred people there. Yeah, you can move structures, you just

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01:17:15.279 --> 01:17:19.640
<v Speaker 4>have to rebuild and you're gonna have to replicate some

1369
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:22.479
<v Speaker 4>of those old structures that they have to give you

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01:17:22.560 --> 01:17:24.279
<v Speaker 4>that same no lence feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know if you. I don't think you do.

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01:17:28.439 --> 01:17:33.159
<v Speaker 4>Like Disneyland and Disney World, right, any town USA and

1373
01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:35.920
<v Speaker 4>Main Street or whatever like, you don't do that. I

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01:17:36.039 --> 01:17:39.920
<v Speaker 4>think you maybe have something some similarities. But it's a

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01:17:40.000 --> 01:17:42.239
<v Speaker 4>chance to do it right and do it different right.

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01:17:42.399 --> 01:17:44.760
<v Speaker 4>Part of the problem with infrastructure in most cities of

1377
01:17:44.800 --> 01:17:47.000
<v Speaker 4>that size is that it's been that way forever and

1378
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:51.000
<v Speaker 4>to revamp it would be it's cost prohibitive. But I

1379
01:17:51.079 --> 01:17:54.039
<v Speaker 4>think you can have people start moving now, like, hey,

1380
01:17:55.039 --> 01:17:57.960
<v Speaker 4>we're doing this initiative to relocate some people. You have

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01:17:59.399 --> 01:18:01.800
<v Speaker 4>fifteen No, I don't even think it's that. I think

1382
01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:04.600
<v Speaker 4>it's more of a voluntarily type of thing to start

1383
01:18:04.680 --> 01:18:07.159
<v Speaker 4>encouraging people to move, because you're never going to convince

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01:18:07.199 --> 01:18:09.720
<v Speaker 4>the people to ever leave. Right the ones my Grandpapy

1385
01:18:09.800 --> 01:18:12.720
<v Speaker 4>we lived here, My Grandpapy is Grandpapy lived here. My

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01:18:12.800 --> 01:18:14.560
<v Speaker 4>Grandpapy's grandpapies lived here.

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01:18:14.840 --> 01:18:16.039
<v Speaker 1>No way, I may have a leaving.

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01:18:16.439 --> 01:18:19.199
<v Speaker 6>Oh will they if they're who are they going to sell?

1389
01:18:19.239 --> 01:18:20.600
<v Speaker 6>Who's going to buy their property?

1390
01:18:21.359 --> 01:18:23.800
<v Speaker 4>Right? I mean the government buys people's property all the time,

1391
01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:26.600
<v Speaker 4>so that's not a big thing, right, And they wouldn't

1392
01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:28.520
<v Speaker 4>be able to do it alone as a state. And again,

1393
01:18:28.600 --> 01:18:31.560
<v Speaker 4>the conversation we're having it isn't to dispel each other's ideas.

1394
01:18:31.920 --> 01:18:34.039
<v Speaker 4>It is to talk about how could they do it?

1395
01:18:34.560 --> 01:18:34.720
<v Speaker 7>Right?

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01:18:34.800 --> 01:18:37.079
<v Speaker 6>But but my point is it's like, why would they

1397
01:18:37.199 --> 01:18:39.159
<v Speaker 6>want to buy their properties if they're not going to

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01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:40.920
<v Speaker 6>be using their properties for anything.

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01:18:41.039 --> 01:18:43.479
<v Speaker 4>That's how you encourage people to move. Again, let's think

1400
01:18:43.520 --> 01:18:51.239
<v Speaker 4>of ideas of how to do it, not why they shouldn't. Yeah, yeah, Texas.

1401
01:18:51.319 --> 01:18:54.039
<v Speaker 4>Lots of towns were moved in Oklahoma when they built

1402
01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:58.479
<v Speaker 4>the lakes. Well, they weren't really moved. The people were relocated.

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01:18:58.880 --> 01:19:02.319
<v Speaker 4>The towns were flooded right like under I think it's

1404
01:19:02.399 --> 01:19:07.279
<v Speaker 4>Lake Keystone, right, towns go under there. You can see

1405
01:19:07.359 --> 01:19:10.079
<v Speaker 4>streets and whatnots like that. They were just flooded and

1406
01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:12.279
<v Speaker 4>the people moved. And I guess that's what they're gonna

1407
01:19:12.319 --> 01:19:14.239
<v Speaker 4>have to do here. You move up there.

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01:19:14.920 --> 01:19:15.720
<v Speaker 1>Call it what you want.

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01:19:16.680 --> 01:19:21.359
<v Speaker 4>We're flooding this some bitch, right, But but it's not

1410
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:26.840
<v Speaker 4>you know, one point two metro right, those towns that

1411
01:19:26.920 --> 01:19:31.399
<v Speaker 4>they moved, like Manford, they just relocated it a little

1412
01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:35.520
<v Speaker 4>north to get them out of the flood zone. But

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01:19:35.640 --> 01:19:39.720
<v Speaker 4>there's this matter of rebuilding, putting up new structure. Yeah,

1414
01:19:40.159 --> 01:19:44.760
<v Speaker 4>new buildings, new homes. I don't know how to pronounce

1415
01:19:44.800 --> 01:19:48.399
<v Speaker 4>his name. But there's a town called Alui, okay, and

1416
01:19:48.520 --> 01:19:51.520
<v Speaker 4>that's the town that lived where the Ouliga. When the

1417
01:19:51.600 --> 01:19:56.239
<v Speaker 4>Ulagat Dam was created, it flooded it and they relocated

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01:19:56.279 --> 01:20:03.560
<v Speaker 4>it to where new Alwa ALLOWI so, yeah, t can

1419
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:08.199
<v Speaker 4>killer same thing. Yeah, they when they built the dam,

1420
01:20:09.840 --> 01:20:11.720
<v Speaker 4>it flooded a bunch of areas called Cookson.

1421
01:20:13.720 --> 01:20:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Right.

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01:20:14.640 --> 01:20:19.159
<v Speaker 4>But again those are small, small communities, Yeah, not major metropolis.

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01:20:20.000 --> 01:20:23.960
<v Speaker 4>How the hell are you gonna move the super dome? Yeah? Again,

1424
01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:27.479
<v Speaker 4>I think that's not the right focus. Like moving actual

1425
01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:28.600
<v Speaker 4>structures is not a thing.

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01:20:28.680 --> 01:20:28.800
<v Speaker 7>I know.

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01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:30.279
<v Speaker 4>You just have to rebuild. That's all that there is

1428
01:20:30.359 --> 01:20:32.279
<v Speaker 4>to it. You have to rebuild new structure. And you

1429
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:35.319
<v Speaker 4>know how long that's gonna take. Look at how long

1430
01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:37.119
<v Speaker 4>it took to get New Orleans where it's at now.

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01:20:38.279 --> 01:20:40.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, one piece at a time, I guess.

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01:20:41.720 --> 01:20:43.680
<v Speaker 4>Put it in your lunch box, take home with you.

1433
01:20:43.840 --> 01:20:45.479
<v Speaker 4>If if they were to do this, this is the

1434
01:20:45.520 --> 01:20:46.720
<v Speaker 4>only way it would work. Yeah, this is the only

1435
01:20:46.760 --> 01:20:49.720
<v Speaker 4>way they could do because this isn't a relocation, it's surgery. Yeah.

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01:20:50.119 --> 01:20:54.600
<v Speaker 4>So it would take somebody like a Musk or a

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01:20:55.720 --> 01:20:59.319
<v Speaker 4>are An Altman or a Zuckerberg or somebody going, we're

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01:20:59.359 --> 01:21:01.920
<v Speaker 4>building a and it's going to be the way we

1439
01:21:02.079 --> 01:21:05.680
<v Speaker 4>want it, like a privatized God's scary. That's already happening.

1440
01:21:06.279 --> 01:21:09.960
<v Speaker 4>Those two people are already doing Rich people are already

1441
01:21:10.039 --> 01:21:12.920
<v Speaker 4>doing this, trying to create communities that are their communities,

1442
01:21:13.359 --> 01:21:17.880
<v Speaker 4>and they control everything and it's their rules and their loss. Well,

1443
01:21:17.960 --> 01:21:19.319
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I like that at all. I

1444
01:21:19.359 --> 01:21:21.720
<v Speaker 4>don't like it either, but it's happening right now, and

1445
01:21:21.760 --> 01:21:24.840
<v Speaker 4>people just go very long, Musk, anything you do, this

1446
01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:31.079
<v Speaker 4>is a great right. That's scary, yeah, because because there's

1447
01:21:31.119 --> 01:21:33.880
<v Speaker 4>becoming more and more people like that. You know, if

1448
01:21:33.920 --> 01:21:37.560
<v Speaker 4>you think about it, rich ass people like that, And

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01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:41.039
<v Speaker 4>if everybody does their own little town and they run

1450
01:21:41.079 --> 01:21:42.840
<v Speaker 4>it the way they want, well, then we're not a

1451
01:21:43.000 --> 01:21:46.199
<v Speaker 4>union anymore, now, are we? We're not a country anymore.

1452
01:21:46.399 --> 01:21:48.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean you can have that's got a different conversation.

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01:21:50.479 --> 01:21:55.079
<v Speaker 4>Uh yeah. It's a fascinating idea that this would be

1454
01:21:55.319 --> 01:22:00.680
<v Speaker 4>even talked about, and you would hope this common versation goes,

1455
01:22:01.560 --> 01:22:02.720
<v Speaker 4>you know, with the people that are in charge of

1456
01:22:02.760 --> 01:22:04.920
<v Speaker 4>New Orleans are all right, new business, and so it goes, Hey,

1457
01:22:05.720 --> 01:22:09.520
<v Speaker 4>you know, we keep table in this all right relocation

1458
01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:13.439
<v Speaker 4>thing because it's a real thing, and they go, well,

1459
01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:19.199
<v Speaker 4>now we'll leave it for the next people. Let them

1460
01:22:19.239 --> 01:22:20.960
<v Speaker 4>figure it out. We got that trash thing we got

1461
01:22:21.039 --> 01:22:23.720
<v Speaker 4>to figure out. All right, we gotta take a break.

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01:22:23.760 --> 01:22:25.680
<v Speaker 4>We'll be back. Oh free eight through three four six

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<v Speaker 4>o km D.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning Lindsey, Good morning Corbyn.

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<v Speaker 6>girl in the world and Bonnie Blue gets her holes rearranged.

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<v Speaker 6>Back in April, her highly publicized pregnancy, she admitted was

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01:22:49.960 --> 01:22:53.319
<v Speaker 6>just a stunt that drove engagement to her page and

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01:22:53.439 --> 01:22:56.479
<v Speaker 6>helped her earn just over a million dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbyn. Just got another

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01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:02.560
<v Speaker 4>keyword to rock the bank. If you missed it, don't

1473
01:23:02.680 --> 01:23:05.319
<v Speaker 4>freck because you got other chances throughout the day to

1474
01:23:05.439 --> 01:23:07.199
<v Speaker 4>get you a thousand dollars cash.

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01:23:07.399 --> 01:23:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Good luck.

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01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Let's go see what we have.

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<v Speaker 1>Top list Cyberbic Mad Morning Show's top list random topics,

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01:23:14.119 --> 01:23:18.199
<v Speaker 1>randomly drawn with random results. Now here's Corbyn, Gimpi and

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01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:20.359
<v Speaker 1>Lindsay with this week's top list.

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<v Speaker 4>This week's top list is Top five evil characters not

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01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:28.840
<v Speaker 4>in horror movies. Top five evil characters not in horror movies?

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01:23:29.239 --> 01:23:29.640
<v Speaker 4>What do you got?

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01:23:29.680 --> 01:23:30.000
<v Speaker 1>Lindsay?

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01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:34.479
<v Speaker 5>All right, so I tried to stay away from movies period.

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01:23:35.920 --> 01:23:37.560
<v Speaker 5>It was really difficult.

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01:23:38.560 --> 01:23:43.760
<v Speaker 6>Number five I took from one of my children's favorite

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01:23:43.840 --> 01:23:49.159
<v Speaker 6>television shows, and that is the Lich from Adventure Time.

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01:23:51.119 --> 01:23:58.239
<v Speaker 6>The Lyitch is basically this villain but a force of

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01:23:58.439 --> 01:24:12.319
<v Speaker 6>nature that acts as dark magic, scott telepathy powers, and

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01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:18.880
<v Speaker 6>he wants to pretty much kill everything and everyone.

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01:24:20.680 --> 01:24:22.119
<v Speaker 5>Yis was.

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01:24:23.800 --> 01:24:31.600
<v Speaker 6>Responsible for extinguishing the dinosaurs and he wants to extinguish

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01:24:32.079 --> 01:24:33.279
<v Speaker 6>everyone else as well.

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01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:40.600
<v Speaker 5>On the show. Number four on my list the Hamburglar.

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01:24:44.880 --> 01:24:49.840
<v Speaker 5>He's a villain, He's a thief. That's a villain.

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01:24:50.000 --> 01:24:53.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he's the villain. Is the evil?

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01:24:53.920 --> 01:24:58.279
<v Speaker 6>I think so if if, if you're standing there with

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01:24:58.399 --> 01:25:01.399
<v Speaker 6>your hamburger and he comes up.

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01:25:01.399 --> 01:25:04.000
<v Speaker 5>And steals it from you, that's pretty evil, right.

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01:25:04.279 --> 01:25:06.720
<v Speaker 1>You can punch the Hamburgler in the face, right.

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01:25:07.159 --> 01:25:11.880
<v Speaker 6>Unless he punches you first, Yeah, and steals your burger.

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01:25:12.159 --> 01:25:16.000
<v Speaker 1>He is the main antagonist in the McDonald's franchise. Exactly

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01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:18.359
<v Speaker 1>by the way at Auto Field tool is the Hamburger

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01:25:18.479 --> 01:25:21.119
<v Speaker 1>a human? The Hamburglar is a human.

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01:25:24.600 --> 01:25:26.199
<v Speaker 5>Number three.

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01:25:28.640 --> 01:25:34.640
<v Speaker 6>Side show Bob from The Simpsons, Yes, straight up evil,

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01:25:35.239 --> 01:25:36.960
<v Speaker 6>always wanting to murder bart.

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01:25:40.199 --> 01:25:40.840
<v Speaker 5>Number two.

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01:25:43.640 --> 01:25:49.199
<v Speaker 6>Nagan from The Walking Dead. Uh ah, He's probably the

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01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:52.680
<v Speaker 6>villain that I hate to love most.

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01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:56.640
<v Speaker 1>So hot he is.

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01:25:58.000 --> 01:26:01.079
<v Speaker 6>I didn't even know who that actor was until I

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01:26:01.239 --> 01:26:04.119
<v Speaker 6>saw The Walking Dead and then I wanted to see

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01:26:04.159 --> 01:26:06.600
<v Speaker 6>everything that he was in, and I was like, oh, well, yeah,

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01:26:06.680 --> 01:26:08.840
<v Speaker 6>clearly The Walking Dead was the biggest thing that he

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01:26:09.039 --> 01:26:09.439
<v Speaker 6>was ever in.

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01:26:09.760 --> 01:26:09.880
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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01:26:09.960 --> 01:26:12.720
<v Speaker 1>I had a pretty big part on Grey's Anatomy. Yep,

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01:26:13.399 --> 01:26:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I never.

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01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:17.920
<v Speaker 5>Watched Gray's Anatomy. And then number one.

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01:26:21.520 --> 01:26:26.119
<v Speaker 4>Little Caesar's, Thenoid, Domino's Pizza, the Noise.

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01:26:26.239 --> 01:26:29.640
<v Speaker 6>Oh oh yes, it was Domino's, wasn't it.

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01:26:29.960 --> 01:26:30.199
<v Speaker 1>It was?

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01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:33.239
<v Speaker 6>It was the Nooid though, because he was totally evil,

1525
01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:38.560
<v Speaker 6>his whole plan was to make sure that your pizza

1526
01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:39.840
<v Speaker 6>was not on time.

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01:26:40.439 --> 01:26:41.960
<v Speaker 1>That's why you got to avoid the noise.

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01:26:42.119 --> 01:26:47.960
<v Speaker 5>Yes, avoid thenoid evil so ob.

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01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:53.840
<v Speaker 4>Top evil characters not in horror movies from topless what

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01:26:53.960 --> 01:26:57.159
<v Speaker 4>he got, Gimpie oil. It's nothing like Lindsay's but kind

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01:26:57.199 --> 01:26:58.640
<v Speaker 4>of like it because they are probably ones that you

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01:26:58.680 --> 01:26:59.359
<v Speaker 4>would not expect.

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01:26:59.399 --> 01:27:00.279
<v Speaker 1>Only one of them, I think.

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01:27:00.960 --> 01:27:04.119
<v Speaker 4>Number five, I think is the one that you would expect.

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01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:06.960
<v Speaker 4>Anton Sugar from No Country from old Men.

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01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:09.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, fantastic evil character.

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01:27:09.640 --> 01:27:14.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes, just so just looking at him, you're like, oh God,

1538
01:27:14.920 --> 01:27:17.039
<v Speaker 4>stay away that haircut.

1539
01:27:17.600 --> 01:27:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, that's what does it for me?

1540
01:27:21.760 --> 01:27:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Like, I don't want that rubing off on me.

1541
01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:26.760
<v Speaker 5>Stay away from him or his barber both.

1542
01:27:28.880 --> 01:27:34.680
<v Speaker 4>Number four this is one that has stuck with me

1543
01:27:34.920 --> 01:27:41.720
<v Speaker 4>since my childhood. Mister boogety, if you remember, it's an

1544
01:27:41.760 --> 01:27:47.479
<v Speaker 4>old Disney movie aired on television ABC nineteen eighty six,

1545
01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:51.920
<v Speaker 4>And that's some bitch scared to hell out of me, See,

1546
01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:54.840
<v Speaker 4>mister boogety, See what it happened was Bud from.

1547
01:27:57.600 --> 01:27:58.319
<v Speaker 1>Marriable Children.

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01:27:58.479 --> 01:28:02.720
<v Speaker 4>David Fostino and his family moved up in New England

1549
01:28:02.880 --> 01:28:06.680
<v Speaker 4>to this town and it's haunted by colonial people and

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01:28:06.840 --> 01:28:08.479
<v Speaker 4>mister Boogey was the evil.

1551
01:28:08.279 --> 01:28:12.800
<v Speaker 1>Man that haunted their house. And it sticks with me

1552
01:28:13.079 --> 01:28:13.560
<v Speaker 1>so long.

1553
01:28:14.039 --> 01:28:18.199
<v Speaker 4>Boogy Boogey Boogy Boo.

1554
01:28:19.960 --> 01:28:21.680
<v Speaker 1>And then they made the sequel, Bride of Boogeey.

1555
01:28:22.119 --> 01:28:25.079
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I love those movies as a kid, but mister

1556
01:28:25.119 --> 01:28:27.800
<v Speaker 4>Boogie still sticks with me to this day.

1557
01:28:29.800 --> 01:28:34.960
<v Speaker 1>At number four. Number three is Mola Ram from Indiana.

1558
01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:39.960
<v Speaker 4>Jones, Oh got him a shuck it to her and

1559
01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:42.279
<v Speaker 4>then he reaches in and pulls that guy's heart out.

1560
01:28:42.760 --> 01:28:44.359
<v Speaker 5>And it's still beating in his hands.

1561
01:28:44.439 --> 01:28:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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01:28:47.279 --> 01:28:53.159
<v Speaker 4>Number two evil characters not in horror movies Nancy Downs

1563
01:28:53.439 --> 01:28:59.880
<v Speaker 4>in The Craft, played by Ferusa Balk. She was the

1564
01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:01.840
<v Speaker 4>she was in part she was part of the group,

1565
01:29:02.119 --> 01:29:04.720
<v Speaker 4>part of their little coven, but she was the bad

1566
01:29:04.800 --> 01:29:07.760
<v Speaker 4>one in the coven and she ended up dying in

1567
01:29:07.840 --> 01:29:11.600
<v Speaker 4>the movie. Of course they killed her. But always thought

1568
01:29:11.720 --> 01:29:18.199
<v Speaker 4>she had this bad girl, kinda sexy vibe to her,

1569
01:29:18.640 --> 01:29:19.199
<v Speaker 4>you know what I mean.

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01:29:19.960 --> 01:29:21.079
<v Speaker 1>Even in the water Boy.

1571
01:29:21.600 --> 01:29:24.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she showed me her boobies and I like them too.

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01:29:26.720 --> 01:29:29.359
<v Speaker 4>Uh Yeah, I've always thought she was hot. American History

1573
01:29:29.640 --> 01:29:31.319
<v Speaker 4>X she was hot. You got to see your boobs

1574
01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:36.840
<v Speaker 4>and that one too, and her butt, Yeah, and that

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01:29:37.000 --> 01:29:42.399
<v Speaker 4>number two, number one, and you could probably guess why

1576
01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:46.319
<v Speaker 4>I picked this one. But the devil in the movie

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01:29:46.399 --> 01:29:54.000
<v Speaker 4>be Dazzled played by Elizabeth Yeah, yeah, she is the devil.

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01:29:54.239 --> 01:29:57.640
<v Speaker 1>The devil is evil, but by God, she is hot.

1579
01:29:58.000 --> 01:29:58.960
<v Speaker 1>She's the devil then.

1580
01:30:00.760 --> 01:30:02.359
<v Speaker 4>For real, for real.

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01:30:02.520 --> 01:30:05.159
<v Speaker 1>That's why she ends up number one on my list.

1582
01:30:05.600 --> 01:30:06.079
<v Speaker 1>That's fun.

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01:30:06.640 --> 01:30:08.119
<v Speaker 4>I love how different these are all going to be

1584
01:30:08.880 --> 01:30:11.840
<v Speaker 4>top list evil characters not in horror movies. I made

1585
01:30:11.880 --> 01:30:14.239
<v Speaker 4>a last minute adjustment based off of a text that

1586
01:30:14.359 --> 01:30:22.039
<v Speaker 4>came in. Number five would be Gordon Gecko. Gordon Gecko, Gordon.

1587
01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:26.840
<v Speaker 1>Gecko from the eighties movie where he agreed, for lack

1588
01:30:26.880 --> 01:30:31.479
<v Speaker 1>of a better word, is good. Ah, yes, Wall Street right,

1589
01:30:31.720 --> 01:30:36.199
<v Speaker 1>and it's it's He's very evil and conniving the whole movie,

1590
01:30:36.680 --> 01:30:41.039
<v Speaker 1>and Charlie Sheen's character gets one over on him. Daryl

1591
01:30:41.039 --> 01:30:43.039
<v Speaker 1>Hannah Number four.

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01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:48.039
<v Speaker 4>The Joker. I mean, you don't get more cliche. I

1593
01:30:48.199 --> 01:30:51.199
<v Speaker 4>want addresses him for Halloween. You want to try and

1594
01:30:51.279 --> 01:30:56.279
<v Speaker 4>scare people dresses the Joker? The quest just any Joker

1595
01:30:56.439 --> 01:30:58.479
<v Speaker 4>or is there a particular Joker that I think you

1596
01:30:58.560 --> 01:30:58.800
<v Speaker 4>can be?

1597
01:30:58.920 --> 01:30:59.119
<v Speaker 1>Either?

1598
01:30:59.199 --> 01:31:03.520
<v Speaker 4>One right, every Joker, every incarnation of the Joker. Someone's

1599
01:31:03.520 --> 01:31:06.640
<v Speaker 4>wanted to dress up as for Halloween. True to you

1600
01:31:06.800 --> 01:31:09.560
<v Speaker 4>don't see a lot of them dressing up as the

1601
01:31:09.880 --> 01:31:15.680
<v Speaker 4>Jack Nicholson Joker or the Joker from the Batman TV

1602
01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:18.920
<v Speaker 4>series back in you do in the before there were

1603
01:31:19.000 --> 01:31:20.960
<v Speaker 4>those that were made. People would dress up at that,

1604
01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:23.079
<v Speaker 4>And I would argue that people could dress up with

1605
01:31:23.079 --> 01:31:26.680
<v Speaker 4>those now, and you still go, oh yeah, not as scary, right,

1606
01:31:26.880 --> 01:31:28.760
<v Speaker 4>but still so.

1607
01:31:28.840 --> 01:31:33.319
<v Speaker 1>That's number four. Number three. This is where my adjustment

1608
01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:38.079
<v Speaker 1>was made, based off of a text Jinny from Forrest Gump. Yeah, yeah,

1609
01:31:38.079 --> 01:31:40.079
<v Speaker 1>I guess she was evil would and she she gave

1610
01:31:40.159 --> 01:31:42.800
<v Speaker 1>him a him well and took advantage of him her

1611
01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:45.119
<v Speaker 1>whole life, even dumped that kid on him.

1612
01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:45.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

1613
01:31:47.119 --> 01:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>Number two.

1614
01:31:48.960 --> 01:31:53.960
<v Speaker 4>Tyler Durdenkay, Tyler Durden was evil. He did not hit

1615
01:31:54.039 --> 01:31:56.960
<v Speaker 4>that alter ego of Ed Norton's character, did not care

1616
01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:00.960
<v Speaker 4>about anybody else, anything else. Put a gun to that

1617
01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:05.079
<v Speaker 4>convenience store clerk's head. Yeah yeah, but he's gonna wake

1618
01:32:05.159 --> 01:32:07.840
<v Speaker 4>up tomorrow with this new sense of life. It'll be

1619
01:32:07.920 --> 01:32:11.760
<v Speaker 4>the best fresh air he's ever breathed. Whatever the line is,

1620
01:32:12.359 --> 01:32:16.960
<v Speaker 4>number that's number two. Number one, easily the most evil

1621
01:32:17.039 --> 01:32:20.720
<v Speaker 4>character not in a horror movie. People dress up at

1622
01:32:20.760 --> 01:32:23.439
<v Speaker 4>it as him. You know, if somebody dresses up at

1623
01:32:23.600 --> 01:32:27.680
<v Speaker 4>as this individual, you know they're trying to emulate horror

1624
01:32:27.960 --> 01:32:32.399
<v Speaker 4>or evil. And you know this one's so good that

1625
01:32:32.560 --> 01:32:35.720
<v Speaker 4>just a sound effect would sell it. And that is

1626
01:32:35.800 --> 01:32:36.319
<v Speaker 4>Darth Vader.

1627
01:32:37.319 --> 01:32:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, that's not a horror movie. Nope.

1628
01:32:41.680 --> 01:32:45.359
<v Speaker 4>And he's evil, Okay, you don't like he doesn't like

1629
01:32:45.399 --> 01:32:47.119
<v Speaker 4>what you do. He just death grips you from across

1630
01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:48.840
<v Speaker 4>the room. Right, It doesn't even have touch, He just

1631
01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:49.279
<v Speaker 4>looks at you.

1632
01:32:49.439 --> 01:32:53.039
<v Speaker 1>Cut off his own kid's hand. Spoiler What a dick?

1633
01:32:53.600 --> 01:32:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Is it a spoiler if I tell you that, hey,

1634
01:32:56.199 --> 01:32:56.960
<v Speaker 1>that looks his son?

1635
01:32:57.359 --> 01:32:59.840
<v Speaker 4>Or like, fifty years after the movies, mate, some people

1636
01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:04.239
<v Speaker 4>are just now finding this movie. And those people are

1637
01:33:04.279 --> 01:33:09.600
<v Speaker 4>six They are Doyle from Sling Blade. I'll buy that, okay, Yeah,

1638
01:33:10.800 --> 01:33:12.520
<v Speaker 4>old man Jenkins from Scooby Doo.

1639
01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:16.159
<v Speaker 1>I had even one for you, meddling kids. Ali from

1640
01:33:16.199 --> 01:33:20.560
<v Speaker 1>the Notebook. Of course she took a holiday. She did

1641
01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>take a holiday. Uh.

1642
01:33:23.760 --> 01:33:26.920
<v Speaker 4>Jenny from Forrest Gump. Yeah, got Aid's evil bitch. Another one,

1643
01:33:27.000 --> 01:33:29.359
<v Speaker 4>Jenny from Forrest Gump. I didn't realize so many people

1644
01:33:29.399 --> 01:33:31.560
<v Speaker 4>were gonna text in Jenny from Forrest Gump.

1645
01:33:32.840 --> 01:33:39.479
<v Speaker 1>Ooh Rose from the Titanic. No, no, she wasn't. She

1646
01:33:39.640 --> 01:33:40.159
<v Speaker 1>wasn't evil.

1647
01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:45.560
<v Speaker 4>He her boyfriend, her husband, yeah, her bodyguard, yeah, her

1648
01:33:45.640 --> 01:33:47.960
<v Speaker 4>mother too for sure.

1649
01:33:48.800 --> 01:33:53.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh somebody the President Snow from The Hunger Games.

1650
01:33:54.239 --> 01:33:56.239
<v Speaker 4>I've never seen anyone on those movies.

1651
01:33:56.560 --> 01:33:58.720
<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good, are they? Yeah, it's pretty good.

1652
01:33:59.520 --> 01:33:59.640
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

1653
01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:03.880
<v Speaker 4>Bane from The Dark Knight, Okay, Magneto from X Men

1654
01:34:06.000 --> 01:34:09.960
<v Speaker 4>one that I almost put on the list, Lord Farquhar, what.

1655
01:34:10.039 --> 01:34:12.319
<v Speaker 5>About the movie you mentioned the other? Was it Interstellar?

1656
01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:17.640
<v Speaker 5>The one with Jennifer Lawrence the Passengers? Passengers?

1657
01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:21.239
<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry he could have been because he woke her

1658
01:34:21.359 --> 01:34:23.640
<v Speaker 6>up and now they're both gonna die.

1659
01:34:23.800 --> 01:34:26.199
<v Speaker 1>I think to be the I think to be an

1660
01:34:26.239 --> 01:34:29.000
<v Speaker 1>evil character. Isn't your evil the whole time?

1661
01:34:29.279 --> 01:34:33.359
<v Speaker 4>Right? He did he do a bad thing? Sure? Morally questionable?

1662
01:34:33.520 --> 01:34:35.119
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely was he evil?

1663
01:34:36.159 --> 01:34:36.560
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

1664
01:34:36.920 --> 01:34:39.199
<v Speaker 4>Well, then you could use that same argument with Jenny

1665
01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:43.920
<v Speaker 4>from Forrest Gump. She did some questionable things. I think

1666
01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:48.319
<v Speaker 4>she was evil, and the end, you know, she made

1667
01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:50.840
<v Speaker 4>up with him and was like, Hey, even though I'm

1668
01:34:50.880 --> 01:34:53.239
<v Speaker 4>dying and I took advantage of you the entire time,

1669
01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.159
<v Speaker 4>I still want you to know your son.

1670
01:34:56.479 --> 01:34:58.039
<v Speaker 1>I still want to do the right.

1671
01:34:58.000 --> 01:34:59.920
<v Speaker 5>Thing, right, her dad was evil?

1672
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:03.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean she's she's no more the villain than

1673
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:08.079
<v Speaker 1>the Hamburglar. Okay, that's fair, that's fair.

1674
01:35:08.720 --> 01:35:15.520
<v Speaker 4>Plankton SpongeBob fan, This says Pinhead from hell Raiser. But

1675
01:35:15.640 --> 01:35:18.600
<v Speaker 4>hell Raiser would be a horror movie, right, Yeah, maybe

1676
01:35:18.640 --> 01:35:21.479
<v Speaker 4>they didn't hear that. We're na mean con from Star

1677
01:35:21.640 --> 01:35:25.800
<v Speaker 4>Trek God, right, the helmet do that?

1678
01:35:26.039 --> 01:35:26.359
<v Speaker 1>Terrible?

1679
01:35:26.439 --> 01:35:27.880
<v Speaker 4>I always think about when I put a helmet on.

1680
01:35:27.920 --> 01:35:29.399
<v Speaker 4>I think about that scene where they put the thing

1681
01:35:30.840 --> 01:35:33.000
<v Speaker 4>and then he crawls through his into his ear. Yes,

1682
01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:36.159
<v Speaker 4>oh my gosh, how did the bug know to do that?

1683
01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Because now I think everybody knows how to do that.

1684
01:35:41.319 --> 01:35:44.119
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, the con CON's a really good one. He

1685
01:35:44.319 --> 01:35:45.680
<v Speaker 4>walks from Star Wars.

1686
01:35:46.680 --> 01:35:49.439
<v Speaker 1>They took prisoners in flight, but you never saw them again.

1687
01:35:49.640 --> 01:35:50.199
<v Speaker 1>They ate them.

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01:35:51.479 --> 01:35:53.600
<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you never saw them again, how do

1689
01:35:53.640 --> 01:35:56.279
<v Speaker 4>you know they ate them? Like unless you know the

1690
01:35:56.319 --> 01:35:57.760
<v Speaker 4>book series and that you know that.

1691
01:35:57.800 --> 01:36:00.600
<v Speaker 1>From if that's the thing. But they help, Yeah, the

1692
01:36:00.720 --> 01:36:04.239
<v Speaker 1>Ewoks helped. I think the jaw was the e walks

1693
01:36:04.239 --> 01:36:06.399
<v Speaker 1>through a hell of a party afterwards, remember.

1694
01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:10.119
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the Jawas were the ones that Yeah, the sand people,

1695
01:36:10.640 --> 01:36:13.119
<v Speaker 4>those were the evil ones that took him off and

1696
01:36:13.279 --> 01:36:16.239
<v Speaker 4>you never seen him again. Yeah, I would consider those

1697
01:36:16.399 --> 01:36:19.319
<v Speaker 4>more evil than the ewalks. The U works are so cuddly,

1698
01:36:19.319 --> 01:36:19.760
<v Speaker 4>ain't cute?

1699
01:36:21.640 --> 01:36:21.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh?

1700
01:36:22.000 --> 01:36:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Why Rose is the villain of Titanic. She cheats on

1701
01:36:24.720 --> 01:36:28.279
<v Speaker 4>her fiance with a homeless man, survives the sinking, ends

1702
01:36:28.359 --> 01:36:30.039
<v Speaker 4>up with the priceless diamond holds onto her.

1703
01:36:30.000 --> 01:36:31.000
<v Speaker 1>For eighty four years.

1704
01:36:31.039 --> 01:36:33.720
<v Speaker 4>Absolute secrecy makes the crew looking for it listened to

1705
01:36:33.760 --> 01:36:35.800
<v Speaker 4>her life story and then chucks into the ocean. Of

1706
01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:37.720
<v Speaker 4>all the things you listened, Making that crew listen to

1707
01:36:37.760 --> 01:36:41.600
<v Speaker 4>her story might be the most villainous thing, but right,

1708
01:36:41.760 --> 01:36:44.159
<v Speaker 4>she was not the villain in that story. She's a

1709
01:36:44.199 --> 01:36:48.199
<v Speaker 4>bit Grandpa Joe from Wanka in the chocolate factory. The

1710
01:36:48.239 --> 01:36:50.119
<v Speaker 4>guy sat in his bed for years, letting his daughter

1711
01:36:50.199 --> 01:36:52.039
<v Speaker 4>take care of him. He only dragged hi butt out

1712
01:36:52.039 --> 01:36:54.239
<v Speaker 4>of bed so he could go have fun. No that again,

1713
01:36:56.920 --> 01:36:59.880
<v Speaker 4>he coerced him to Charlie to take some of the

1714
01:37:00.039 --> 01:37:03.720
<v Speaker 4>uh the ever lifting power or whatever the fuzzy powder.

1715
01:37:04.279 --> 01:37:08.840
<v Speaker 4>I would say that probably, and the Wonka wife Wonka

1716
01:37:08.920 --> 01:37:12.520
<v Speaker 4>world that the uh is it?

1717
01:37:12.600 --> 01:37:15.199
<v Speaker 1>The munchkins no, whatever the little.

1718
01:37:15.000 --> 01:37:20.199
<v Speaker 4>People are called, those are probably the evil ones. They

1719
01:37:20.239 --> 01:37:23.079
<v Speaker 4>don't do anything evil. They're just doing what they're told.

1720
01:37:24.319 --> 01:37:29.960
<v Speaker 4>Wonka's the evil one, damn you right, Wonka's the evil character. Yeah.

1721
01:37:30.319 --> 01:37:35.720
<v Speaker 6>Okay, someone said Mufasa from The Lion King. Mufasa wasn't evil,

1722
01:37:35.840 --> 01:37:36.880
<v Speaker 6>his brother Scar was.

1723
01:37:36.960 --> 01:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Scar was the evil one.

1724
01:37:38.560 --> 01:37:41.520
<v Speaker 5>Sam Rockwell's character from The Green Mile, that's a good one.

1725
01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:50.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, well not, no, I I think he was

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01:37:50.239 --> 01:37:54.399
<v Speaker 4>uh no, not Sam Rockwell, the guy who played Percy person.

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01:37:55.279 --> 01:37:58.119
<v Speaker 1>No, Sam rock is a prisoner. Yeah, he was a

1728
01:37:58.199 --> 01:37:59.000
<v Speaker 1>crazy prisoner.

1729
01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:01.800
<v Speaker 5>That's right. Well, he was also pretty.

1730
01:38:01.880 --> 01:38:03.239
<v Speaker 4>He was a bad Well, he's a bad dude, but

1731
01:38:03.319 --> 01:38:07.000
<v Speaker 4>he wasn't evil. Yeah, the Percy Percy wet More.

1732
01:38:07.159 --> 01:38:08.880
<v Speaker 1>That's yeah, bitch, But.

1733
01:38:08.960 --> 01:38:12.359
<v Speaker 6>Seem Rockwell's character molested little girls and murdered.

1734
01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:15.640
<v Speaker 4>Okay, but they're all in prison for doing bad things.

1735
01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:20.359
<v Speaker 4>Right in a movie killed a mouse just to torment

1736
01:38:21.680 --> 01:38:23.239
<v Speaker 4>the other that are the prisoner.

1737
01:38:23.319 --> 01:38:28.039
<v Speaker 1>He tormented the prisoners yeah, mm hmmm mmm m And.

1738
01:38:28.079 --> 01:38:30.000
<v Speaker 5>Then he didn't and then he didn't.

1739
01:38:29.960 --> 01:38:32.199
<v Speaker 4>Use the water on his way, right, Yes, that is

1740
01:38:32.479 --> 01:38:35.760
<v Speaker 4>that is completely evil. Maybe one of the best Stephen

1741
01:38:35.840 --> 01:38:38.479
<v Speaker 4>King books ever. Oh yeah, and a Disney movie for

1742
01:38:38.520 --> 01:38:43.800
<v Speaker 4>those who don't know. Yeah, crazy like, wait, Disney does

1743
01:38:43.880 --> 01:38:44.439
<v Speaker 4>happy things.

1744
01:38:45.359 --> 01:38:46.000
<v Speaker 1>They sure don't.

1745
01:38:46.079 --> 01:38:48.720
<v Speaker 4>They have a dark side. That's the cruise members.

1746
01:38:48.840 --> 01:38:51.159
<v Speaker 1>All right, we gotta take a break. We'll be back.

1747
01:38:51.680 --> 01:38:54.199
<v Speaker 4>I consider it a responsibility of us on the show

1748
01:38:54.319 --> 01:38:57.119
<v Speaker 4>to try and help out where we can in people's lives,

1749
01:38:57.199 --> 01:39:01.000
<v Speaker 4>whether it's I have an engorged organ or something a

1750
01:39:01.079 --> 01:39:05.119
<v Speaker 4>little more tame like these are apparently simple but surprising

1751
01:39:05.319 --> 01:39:10.199
<v Speaker 4>romantic ideas men go crazy for. So ladies pay attention.

1752
01:39:11.119 --> 01:39:13.680
<v Speaker 4>Gimpy and I will give our thoughts on whether they

1753
01:39:13.720 --> 01:39:21.079
<v Speaker 4>are good or not. Create a coupon book, I'm maybe,

1754
01:39:21.680 --> 01:39:23.920
<v Speaker 4>But if you create a coupon book for.

1755
01:39:25.520 --> 01:39:28.319
<v Speaker 1>You know, not having to break down Amazon boxes.

1756
01:39:28.079 --> 01:39:34.279
<v Speaker 4>Eh, coupon books sound good on paper, let him finish,

1757
01:39:35.720 --> 01:39:41.000
<v Speaker 4>But when it's time to cash and said coupon, it

1758
01:39:41.279 --> 01:39:48.079
<v Speaker 4>never works out something. All right, I have stupidest goddamn

1759
01:39:48.119 --> 01:39:49.520
<v Speaker 4>gift you can ever give some book.

1760
01:39:50.479 --> 01:39:55.039
<v Speaker 6>What if it's a coupon book, that's like your pick

1761
01:39:55.640 --> 01:39:58.720
<v Speaker 6>of the coupon, Like it's blank.

1762
01:39:59.399 --> 01:40:02.239
<v Speaker 1>You don't want that? No, No, that's how you get

1763
01:40:02.239 --> 01:40:05.720
<v Speaker 1>yourself and do a pickle well, well something like that.

1764
01:40:07.279 --> 01:40:09.560
<v Speaker 1>Whatever it is you don't want to do, that's what

1765
01:40:09.680 --> 01:40:12.079
<v Speaker 1>they'll pick. Absolutely so.

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01:40:14.199 --> 01:40:19.039
<v Speaker 4>Coupon, yeah, this is AI says it right. So if

1767
01:40:19.079 --> 01:40:21.640
<v Speaker 4>you don't want to eat okra, well I want to

1768
01:40:21.640 --> 01:40:23.560
<v Speaker 4>eat okra with you. You're like, yeah, no, you know

1769
01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:26.039
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that. Well no, that's not what the

1770
01:40:26.119 --> 01:40:30.039
<v Speaker 4>coupon says. Yep, you said dealer's choice. Dealer has chosen.

1771
01:40:30.159 --> 01:40:32.920
<v Speaker 4>How about this for a surprising romantic idea men go

1772
01:40:33.039 --> 01:40:35.960
<v Speaker 4>crazy for surprise them by getting in the shower with them, gippie,

1773
01:40:37.199 --> 01:40:40.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that is cool. Yeah, yeah, just make sure you

1774
01:40:40.640 --> 01:40:43.640
<v Speaker 4>take your clothes off. You know. That's that is very

1775
01:40:43.760 --> 01:40:48.079
<v Speaker 4>sound advice. We bought our house because the shower is

1776
01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:52.479
<v Speaker 4>a dual shower. You got heads on each side. Uh,

1777
01:40:52.560 --> 01:40:55.399
<v Speaker 4>the shower dispenses on next to each other's too, next

1778
01:40:55.439 --> 01:40:55.840
<v Speaker 4>to each other.

1779
01:40:55.960 --> 01:40:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's cool, Yeah, it's awesome that.

1780
01:40:58.880 --> 01:41:06.479
<v Speaker 4>Uh read to them one am I six. Well, this says,

1781
01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:10.279
<v Speaker 4>put on an outfit that turns them on, and then

1782
01:41:10.479 --> 01:41:14.640
<v Speaker 4>read anything. It's what you're wearing and what that you're

1783
01:41:14.720 --> 01:41:15.600
<v Speaker 4>just talking is what.

1784
01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:18.199
<v Speaker 1>Turns that.

1785
01:41:18.359 --> 01:41:23.319
<v Speaker 4>Men go crazy for the sexy lingerie. Yes, I dig that,

1786
01:41:23.720 --> 01:41:26.880
<v Speaker 4>but to put on something in red, lacy and sexy

1787
01:41:26.920 --> 01:41:29.439
<v Speaker 4>and then read me Harry Potter, I'm out.

1788
01:41:30.119 --> 01:41:32.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're not gonna hear what they're saying anyway, right,

1789
01:41:33.079 --> 01:41:36.800
<v Speaker 1>might fall asleep even Yeah, I'm not down for that.

1790
01:41:37.319 --> 01:41:40.279
<v Speaker 4>This says, read pages from their favorite romance novel and

1791
01:41:40.439 --> 01:41:47.399
<v Speaker 4>use your sexiest voice. No, I there's no romance novel.

1792
01:41:49.640 --> 01:41:52.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah no, I'm good with this. There's no romance novel.

1793
01:41:52.359 --> 01:41:53.520
<v Speaker 4>I want my wife to read to me.

1794
01:41:54.039 --> 01:41:59.199
<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, no.

1795
01:41:59.760 --> 01:42:06.279
<v Speaker 4>I I have maybe four books total right in my

1796
01:42:06.439 --> 01:42:07.439
<v Speaker 4>collection of books.

1797
01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.159
<v Speaker 1>It's actually four more than I thought, but go ahead, and.

1798
01:42:10.159 --> 01:42:14.479
<v Speaker 4>They were given to me. So Corbyn, you have more

1799
01:42:14.479 --> 01:42:17.239
<v Speaker 4>books probably than anybody I know, or any of them

1800
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:18.520
<v Speaker 4>in your personal collection.

1801
01:42:19.720 --> 01:42:24.399
<v Speaker 1>Romance novels, no, not one.

1802
01:42:24.920 --> 01:42:27.920
<v Speaker 4>No guy is going to have no straight guy is

1803
01:42:28.000 --> 01:42:33.439
<v Speaker 4>going to have spicy romance novels. Beat reads. Think it's

1804
01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:36.560
<v Speaker 4>what they're called, right, lindsay yeah with Fabio on the cover.

1805
01:42:37.960 --> 01:42:39.840
<v Speaker 5>What if she's reading one of your books?

1806
01:42:39.920 --> 01:42:46.000
<v Speaker 4>Though, I don't need her to read me, you know,

1807
01:42:46.239 --> 01:42:47.520
<v Speaker 4>passages from the Bible.

1808
01:42:47.640 --> 01:42:51.680
<v Speaker 1>He does not need his women talking talk to me,

1809
01:42:52.039 --> 01:42:52.720
<v Speaker 1>just don't read.

1810
01:42:53.560 --> 01:42:55.680
<v Speaker 4>I think the only asterisk in that is if you

1811
01:42:56.079 --> 01:43:00.640
<v Speaker 4>are like, hey, I bought this erotic novel, let's read

1812
01:43:00.720 --> 01:43:04.920
<v Speaker 4>it now. Typically, erotic novels aren't for sale at Walgreens. No,

1813
01:43:05.439 --> 01:43:07.319
<v Speaker 4>so it's not going to be whatever you think you're

1814
01:43:07.399 --> 01:43:11.720
<v Speaker 4>reading with faby on the cover. Right, they're really raunchy.

1815
01:43:11.920 --> 01:43:14.159
<v Speaker 4>I think I've got like a copy of the Kamma

1816
01:43:14.239 --> 01:43:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Sutras somewhere that's about as spicy and sexy as it

1817
01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:19.279
<v Speaker 4>gets in my book collection. That makes five books.

1818
01:43:19.880 --> 01:43:20.520
<v Speaker 1>That's one of the four.

1819
01:43:22.640 --> 01:43:25.279
<v Speaker 4>Prepare and Eat a meal that includes only food you

1820
01:43:25.359 --> 01:43:26.439
<v Speaker 4>can eat with your fingers.

1821
01:43:27.239 --> 01:43:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm out hard, No, because you don't like that finger thing. Nope,

1822
01:43:32.960 --> 01:43:33.479
<v Speaker 1>sure don't.

1823
01:43:36.600 --> 01:43:39.439
<v Speaker 4>I'd be alright with that. I'd be all right with that.

1824
01:43:40.279 --> 01:43:42.880
<v Speaker 4>Does it like get me going the thought of it? No,

1825
01:43:43.600 --> 01:43:45.520
<v Speaker 4>not as much as hey hop in the shower with me,

1826
01:43:47.920 --> 01:43:50.640
<v Speaker 4>write out and leave love notes or sexy notes and

1827
01:43:50.760 --> 01:43:57.479
<v Speaker 4>unexpected places to find during the day. Uh. Okay, I'm

1828
01:43:57.479 --> 01:44:00.159
<v Speaker 4>alright with that. I think that's kind of neat. Not

1829
01:44:00.279 --> 01:44:02.319
<v Speaker 4>the thing about it is, though, all right. If you're

1830
01:44:02.319 --> 01:44:06.520
<v Speaker 4>gonna leave sexy notes like that, you gotta follow through

1831
01:44:06.640 --> 01:44:09.039
<v Speaker 4>because that is much like the coupon book.

1832
01:44:09.600 --> 01:44:09.880
<v Speaker 5>Hmm.

1833
01:44:11.960 --> 01:44:15.439
<v Speaker 4>Do something that your spouse with your spouse that interests

1834
01:44:15.560 --> 01:44:22.279
<v Speaker 4>them and doesn't interest you. Okay, it feels like just

1835
01:44:22.399 --> 01:44:26.640
<v Speaker 4>regular companionship one on one. Yeah, send a sexy text

1836
01:44:26.760 --> 01:44:31.239
<v Speaker 4>during the day again, much like coupon's, much like random notes.

1837
01:44:31.760 --> 01:44:33.600
<v Speaker 4>That's great, follow through with it.

1838
01:44:34.720 --> 01:44:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Take them on a surprise picnic. I do like food. No,

1839
01:44:42.079 --> 01:44:43.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to go on a picnic.

1840
01:44:44.479 --> 01:44:47.159
<v Speaker 4>You don't want to throw the blanket down on the

1841
01:44:47.239 --> 01:44:48.800
<v Speaker 4>floor on the ground at the park and.

1842
01:44:49.520 --> 01:44:52.039
<v Speaker 1>As kids yell and run through you. No, I don't.

1843
01:44:53.279 --> 01:44:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Some douchebag playing disc golf throws this disc over.

1844
01:44:56.920 --> 01:45:00.800
<v Speaker 4>Your eye with his poison ivy arms. Yeah, or some

1845
01:45:01.000 --> 01:45:04.960
<v Speaker 4>homeless persons want to know right right, make a path

1846
01:45:05.039 --> 01:45:07.760
<v Speaker 4>with something like candy kisses or rose petals or.

1847
01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:13.000
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't care. Yeah, that's that's not my bag man.

1848
01:45:15.359 --> 01:45:20.199
<v Speaker 4>Okay, So the headline says, surprising romantic ideas men go

1849
01:45:20.399 --> 01:45:25.680
<v Speaker 4>crazy for. Here's fifteen simple romantic ideas that ming go

1850
01:45:25.760 --> 01:45:28.960
<v Speaker 4>crazy for. My understanding of that is that is what

1851
01:45:29.159 --> 01:45:32.439
<v Speaker 4>something men like, Yes, mingo crazy for? Would you agree,

1852
01:45:32.479 --> 01:45:36.479
<v Speaker 4>lindsay gim be, yeah, I do too. But these read

1853
01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:46.239
<v Speaker 4>like things women like. Was that article written by a woman? Uh? Yeah,

1854
01:45:46.600 --> 01:45:49.840
<v Speaker 4>that explains it all then, But a lot of women

1855
01:45:49.880 --> 01:45:52.319
<v Speaker 4>write these types of articles, And if it was a man,

1856
01:45:52.359 --> 01:45:56.520
<v Speaker 4>you'd go, man, he's probably gay. Probably so, probably so.

1857
01:45:56.800 --> 01:45:59.319
<v Speaker 4>But I think when a woman's writing an article like that,

1858
01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:01.960
<v Speaker 4>one just trying to, you know, get an article in

1859
01:46:02.039 --> 01:46:04.319
<v Speaker 4>so her boss will get off her ass, right, and

1860
01:46:04.520 --> 01:46:07.239
<v Speaker 4>she's thinking of the stuff that she likes that or

1861
01:46:07.319 --> 01:46:10.800
<v Speaker 4>maybe her partner likes or maybe she forces onto her

1862
01:46:10.880 --> 01:46:13.199
<v Speaker 4>partner and he says he likes it. So but with

1863
01:46:13.319 --> 01:46:16.239
<v Speaker 4>the mindset of it being for women that men go

1864
01:46:16.359 --> 01:46:18.479
<v Speaker 4>crazy for, I guess I e. They go all in

1865
01:46:18.640 --> 01:46:20.880
<v Speaker 4>on a coupon book.

1866
01:46:21.039 --> 01:46:21.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

1867
01:46:21.520 --> 01:46:24.039
<v Speaker 1>I think women would like that. A woman like that.

1868
01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:26.600
<v Speaker 4>So if we made a woman a coupon yeah, yeah, okay,

1869
01:46:26.640 --> 01:46:30.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm picking up what you putting now. Yeah, surprised him

1870
01:46:30.039 --> 01:46:31.760
<v Speaker 4>by getting the shower with them. I don't think all

1871
01:46:31.800 --> 01:46:33.800
<v Speaker 4>women would love that. No, A lot of women like

1872
01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:36.000
<v Speaker 4>to cry in the shower alone. Keep that thing away

1873
01:46:36.079 --> 01:46:36.439
<v Speaker 4>from me.

1874
01:46:39.159 --> 01:46:39.840
<v Speaker 5>Alone time.

1875
01:46:40.479 --> 01:46:41.600
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever cried in the shower alone?

1876
01:46:42.520 --> 01:46:43.000
<v Speaker 5>Probably?

1877
01:46:43.239 --> 01:46:45.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Kimby, have you ever cried in the shower alone?

1878
01:46:47.840 --> 01:46:50.680
<v Speaker 4>No? Me, neither. It is a woman thing that women do.

1879
01:46:50.840 --> 01:46:53.039
<v Speaker 4>Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just a thing, and

1880
01:46:53.079 --> 01:46:54.039
<v Speaker 4>that's okay to admit that.

1881
01:46:55.640 --> 01:46:59.359
<v Speaker 5>It's been a long time, uh.

1882
01:47:00.960 --> 01:47:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Read to them.

1883
01:47:02.600 --> 01:47:05.560
<v Speaker 4>No, I think I think a woman would like this

1884
01:47:05.800 --> 01:47:07.720
<v Speaker 4>is put on the outfit that turns them on, And

1885
01:47:07.840 --> 01:47:09.319
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what outfit my wife.

1886
01:47:13.039 --> 01:47:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Your tuxedo with tails, Yeah, I don't know your top hat.

1887
01:47:16.520 --> 01:47:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Like when we read that one for women, you know, reversed,

1888
01:47:18.960 --> 01:47:21.359
<v Speaker 1>we were like lingerie. Yeah, okay, you want me to

1889
01:47:21.399 --> 01:47:25.319
<v Speaker 1>put my boxers on. H read pages from their favorite romance?

1890
01:47:25.359 --> 01:47:29.520
<v Speaker 1>No that tracks with the female Nope. Yeah you don't

1891
01:47:29.560 --> 01:47:31.119
<v Speaker 1>want your husband to read.

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01:47:31.399 --> 01:47:35.920
<v Speaker 6>No, I'd rather read to him. Why because I that's

1893
01:47:36.119 --> 01:47:38.199
<v Speaker 6>that's my My thing, is the reading.

1894
01:47:38.720 --> 01:47:40.520
<v Speaker 1>You listen, Oh he can't read.

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01:47:40.600 --> 01:47:43.239
<v Speaker 5>Huh yeah, never learner.

1896
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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to figure out. If it's your favorite thing,

1897
01:47:46.600 --> 01:47:47.880
<v Speaker 1>why would you not want to hear it in your

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01:47:47.920 --> 01:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>man's voice.

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01:47:48.640 --> 01:47:53.439
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because I don't think I think that he would.

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01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:56.159
<v Speaker 5>Probably I could see him going, how do you get

1901
01:47:56.239 --> 01:47:58.600
<v Speaker 5>into this? He would make commentation.

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01:47:59.359 --> 01:48:04.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would end up doing character voices the whole

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01:48:04.479 --> 01:48:06.640
<v Speaker 4>thing out of way. It's like, this is not sexy

1904
01:48:06.720 --> 01:48:09.359
<v Speaker 4>at all, it's funny. Yeah. Well that's just the way

1905
01:48:09.439 --> 01:48:12.119
<v Speaker 4>autistic people are. Man Like, I make voices in my

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01:48:12.199 --> 01:48:17.279
<v Speaker 4>head when I'm reading a book, right exactly, Uh, prepare

1907
01:48:17.359 --> 01:48:19.119
<v Speaker 4>and eat a meal that includes only food you with

1908
01:48:19.199 --> 01:48:21.039
<v Speaker 4>your fingers. Yes, I think a lot of women would

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01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:24.439
<v Speaker 4>enjoy that. Write and leave sexy notes out. Yeah, I

1910
01:48:24.479 --> 01:48:27.359
<v Speaker 4>think a lot of women would love that. Do something

1911
01:48:27.439 --> 01:48:30.039
<v Speaker 4>with your spouse at interest in Yeah, women would love

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01:48:30.079 --> 01:48:32.800
<v Speaker 4>that because I probably would assume most women feel like

1913
01:48:32.800 --> 01:48:34.640
<v Speaker 4>they already do a lot of things their partner wants.

1914
01:48:36.600 --> 01:48:38.760
<v Speaker 4>Send a sexy text during the day. Women love knowing

1915
01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:42.520
<v Speaker 4>you're thinking about them. To take sure it's just text

1916
01:48:42.600 --> 01:48:46.680
<v Speaker 4>and not pictures. Yeah, take them on a surprise picnic. Yep,

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01:48:46.760 --> 01:48:49.640
<v Speaker 4>I think that would land. Make a path with something. Yeah,

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01:48:49.720 --> 01:48:52.399
<v Speaker 4>that makes sense, and a woman would love that. Play

1919
01:48:52.439 --> 01:48:57.039
<v Speaker 4>a board game, just not Monopoly.

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01:48:58.479 --> 01:48:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Squabble.

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01:48:59.399 --> 01:49:01.439
<v Speaker 4>Well this is you change the rules so it's like

1922
01:49:01.560 --> 01:49:05.760
<v Speaker 4>strip Checkers or strip Monopoly or something like that. Par cheesy,

1923
01:49:05.840 --> 01:49:13.840
<v Speaker 4>get benty trivial pursuit. It has risk on here. You

1924
01:49:14.000 --> 01:49:16.560
<v Speaker 4>mean the never ending game.

1925
01:49:16.920 --> 01:49:22.399
<v Speaker 1>Right, I just overtook Europe. Now take your pants off.

1926
01:49:22.680 --> 01:49:24.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it has to be a game that is not

1927
01:49:24.920 --> 01:49:29.079
<v Speaker 4>going to end in an argument. Monopoly risk trivial pursuit.

1928
01:49:29.640 --> 01:49:36.359
<v Speaker 4>You need something simple like shoots and ladders, Candyland. Sorry later,

1929
01:49:36.920 --> 01:49:42.520
<v Speaker 4>we'll play sorry later. Take a trainer bus ride a

1930
01:49:42.800 --> 01:49:44.800
<v Speaker 4>no woman want a bus ride.

1931
01:49:46.399 --> 01:49:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Some women want to train though yes.

1932
01:49:50.520 --> 01:49:53.720
<v Speaker 4>A no woman want to go on a ground No,

1933
01:49:55.359 --> 01:49:59.359
<v Speaker 4>if the bus is parked in a field, that's a

1934
01:49:59.399 --> 01:50:00.239
<v Speaker 4>different store. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've seen some people do that. One on

1936
01:50:03.920 --> 01:50:08.279
<v Speaker 1>that bus ride that's on porn the old bang budd.

1937
01:50:12.199 --> 01:50:14.079
<v Speaker 4>I don't know. If you're a woman wants to do that,

1938
01:50:14.439 --> 01:50:18.720
<v Speaker 4>you will not be happy about hearing that experience. Baby,

1939
01:50:19.239 --> 01:50:24.720
<v Speaker 4>for our anniversary, I got you a bus ride, but

1940
01:50:24.800 --> 01:50:28.079
<v Speaker 4>it's not any bus and then dance in the living

1941
01:50:28.159 --> 01:50:29.159
<v Speaker 4>room clothing optional.

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01:50:29.399 --> 01:50:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think a woman would lie. I don't think

1943
01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:32.680
<v Speaker 1>the I think these are all for women. Yeah, I

1944
01:50:32.720 --> 01:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>would agree.

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<v Speaker 4>I think a woman would like that. My problem is one,

1946
01:50:35.399 --> 01:50:37.920
<v Speaker 4>can't dance. Two, I don't know how you started. Three

1947
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<v Speaker 4>I would overanalyze which song to pick?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, do we do it?

1949
01:50:41.920 --> 01:50:45.079
<v Speaker 4>During the credits of the movie we're watching right the

1950
01:50:45.199 --> 01:50:47.920
<v Speaker 4>theme song to Rose, I am yeah, that feels weird.

1951
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<v Speaker 4>All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.