Speaker 1: By the way, this is a sledding story with the
Speaker 1: no alcohol. Yeah, we heard that. We used to slid
Speaker 1: there at Cherokee Park and there were they would set
Speaker 1: up trash cans so we could start fires in the
Speaker 1: trash can and around the trash can were empty. What's
Speaker 1: the size of whiskey bottles? There's a fifties there was
Speaker 1: like half ps and pints were laying all around, all
Speaker 1: around the trash cans. Oh, the seventies and eighties.
Speaker 2: Great, well, this music means I have something to do
Speaker 2: with relationships, and I do. The BuzzFeed community was asked,
Speaker 2: where's the worst place you ever went on a date?
Speaker 3: I want to hear this, but rewind and chase a
Speaker 3: real quick score of course. Plus in the second young.
Speaker 4: Number nine plus.
Speaker 3: In the seventies, when we were sledding, they were these
Speaker 3: damn wooden and iron red riders with us steal rails,
Speaker 3: you know, and flying as fast as you can and
Speaker 3: steal Now it's like plastic and.
Speaker 1: God forbid, you got a little air and your ankle
Speaker 1: went under these and then you landed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry, Dave back to it.
Speaker 4: And back then.
Speaker 2: One of my pet peeves people knew to walk back
Speaker 2: up the sides of the hill. Yes, you don't walk
Speaker 2: back up, and then get mad at me for sledding.
Speaker 4: At you, get out of my way.
Speaker 1: We'd pull in the mustang. My buddy had a Mustang,
Speaker 1: go to the tire shop because remember tires had inner tubes,
Speaker 1: so you could buy an inner tube for five bucks.
Speaker 1: So we do it, and then he was like, y'all,
Speaker 1: i's sledding. We go, Yeah, all right, I'll blow it
Speaker 1: up for you. And he took that big air thing
Speaker 1: up and go like that sound from my teen eighty
Speaker 1: five your mouth.
Speaker 4: You were in police academy, weren't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd blow it up. We'd tied on the top
Speaker 1: of the Mustang and hit the Cherokee Park.
Speaker 4: Worst place is buzzfeeds.
Speaker 2: Went on dates. I got married when I was twenty.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go to the casino for my twenty
Speaker 2: first so my husband said he'd take me somewhere I
Speaker 2: had to be twenty one to enter. Oh no, took
Speaker 2: me to the adult toy store.
Speaker 3: Boy. Wow, I went on a date with someone of
Speaker 3: notoriety within the city.
Speaker 4: And what was his name?
Speaker 1: So stupid I thought, I thought twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: That's ten dollars out of the ready jar. So that's
Speaker 3: fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: Yes, the ruler of the universe for the bad joke jar. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that's not working for me anyway.
Speaker 3: We went to an adult she was he okay with it,
Speaker 3: she was in the media.
Speaker 1: Stop David. Give me the second one.
Speaker 2: She took me to a park that she loved going
Speaker 2: to with her ex that told me it was time
Speaker 2: to move on.
Speaker 3: And then she said, hey, will you wear this particular
Speaker 3: jacket exactly in this particular call.
Speaker 4: Can you cut your hair this way? Please?
Speaker 1: Okay? Maybe if she was thinking, okay, I'll go there
Speaker 1: with him. Ill, maybe we'll get a little busy, uh,
Speaker 1: and then this will this will take away the pain
Speaker 1: of the other one. Maybe that's what she was thinking.
Speaker 1: I really again, it has nothing to do with you,
Speaker 1: and I did.
Speaker 2: The only park in town. First date was that their
Speaker 2: kids swim meet. Not coffee like a regular person, which
Speaker 2: the date was supposed to be, but sitting on bleachers
Speaker 2: watching adolescent swimmers.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you, I've never knew about swim
Speaker 3: teams and whatnot. And we have swim meets, swim meets
Speaker 3: until I got married and moved out with Susan because
Speaker 3: they have swim teams and whatever, but in the South End.
Speaker 3: But they do out there the boringest things and they
Speaker 3: go on for hours, like the entire day, and your.
Speaker 1: Kid, your kid swims like three times and.
Speaker 3: You don't even know when they're doing it or who's
Speaker 3: who's leading.
Speaker 1: Or trying to think of what sport that's like tennis? Oh, wrestling?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that sitting in the gym all day. But
Speaker 1: you all haven't done this. But anybody that's had kids
Speaker 1: in the last twenty years or so, you've sat in
Speaker 1: the stands for those these long no matter what sport
Speaker 1: it is. And everybody's parents are in the stands for
Speaker 1: the longest time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just sitting there waiting for your dog.
Speaker 1: And there is something.
Speaker 3: Get on the confidence course and when you hit that
Speaker 3: a frame, when you go right up, you can do
Speaker 3: the sea.
Speaker 4: This time, you can do the right all right?
Speaker 3: And yar's those pants?
Speaker 4: Exactly? Why are you still here?
Speaker 3: Would you buy.
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 3: Let me give you the DCR.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's probably because you took too many vaccines.
Speaker 3: I think so too, Robert Kennedy Junior.
Speaker 1: But there can be an awkward science silence. If you're
Speaker 1: in there for hours, like twenty people could be sitting
Speaker 1: there and you're just staring into the abyss and no
Speaker 1: one's talking. And then, by the way, I don't care
Speaker 1: how old you are. You sit on a bench like
Speaker 1: a bleacher's in a high school or a grade school.
Speaker 1: Your back starts to go.
Speaker 4: My leg gets numb. It's awful.
Speaker 1: Your back starts to hurt.
Speaker 3: Why do you get one of those stadium chairs you
Speaker 3: put on you know I'm talking.
Speaker 1: About you draw the light in the saying on manhood there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right, But I think you're right.
Speaker 4: You have a better back. It's let's have lumbar support.
Speaker 2: Weird first date places the tanning salon. Okay, He proceeded
Speaker 2: to strip down, get in the bed, and try to
Speaker 2: convince me to climb in with him.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, he drove us there.
Speaker 2: This was ninety seven, no uber, So I stood in
Speaker 2: a corner waiting for him to finish his session and
Speaker 2: take me home.
Speaker 3: How would that work? Because don't you lay bed? No,
Speaker 3: but don't you lay down? So her bunch if she
Speaker 3: was on top of you, that's not the point. Her
Speaker 3: buns would get burned.
Speaker 1: And not what he wanted to achieve. Okay, well, then.
Speaker 4: He wanted to cuddle. He's a nerdy well and a uh.
Speaker 1: And a miscreant. He's a miscreant. He's a miss.
Speaker 3: If you guys going to use college words, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go to break room and you can call me when
Speaker 3: you want to behave like.
Speaker 1: He's a deviant miscreant that needs to be thrown in jail,
Speaker 1: even though it's ninteeney and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, I'll try this twenty times, I'll look good and
Speaker 2: that one of the times in my work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but here's the question. Here's the question.
Speaker 4: This is a young Deshaun Watson.
Speaker 3: By the way, when he got in. You're making me nervous, dude,
Speaker 3: if you get me sick.
Speaker 1: Before this week, something caught my throatr Okay.
Speaker 3: Let'll take this exit ramp right now. Not say what
Speaker 3: I want to say. So here's my question. Did he
Speaker 3: or did he not put the little playboy bunny right
Speaker 3: here when he got the tanning bed.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course he did.
Speaker 3: That's when you knew a girl was classy, or is
Speaker 3: when you got her naked and you saw that little playboy.
Speaker 4: Probably probably an arrow for this guy, what's the next one?
Speaker 4: My first date was Wendy's.
Speaker 2: Not an awful place, especially at seventeen, just not where
Speaker 2: I romanticized my first date would take place.
Speaker 4: That was a young girl.
Speaker 3: Shut up.
Speaker 2: That was back when the man had to pay for
Speaker 2: everything and teenagers didn't have much money.
Speaker 3: You're seventeen, Where do you want to go?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah? Now Wendy's, ain't it?
Speaker 4: That's her first date?
Speaker 1: The first date, dude, Come on, you take her to
Speaker 1: the restaurant.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the dumbest thing ever. You're kidding me.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really, some of us didn't need to show off.
Speaker 4: And they asked the guy how I went.
Speaker 2: He said, yeah, she was a little frosty.
Speaker 1: All right, you may, you may. You may take twenty
Speaker 1: five cents, twenty and a right, no, I will double
Speaker 1: it fifty cents out of the bad joke.
Speaker 3: And then she looked at me and said, hey, you
Speaker 3: want me to biggie size that for you?
Speaker 1: Those are all good Windys jokes. You may get fifty
Speaker 1: cents back out of the joke.
Speaker 3: Jo fifty cents.
Speaker 1: Man. Come on, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I had window there had a blind lunch date.
Speaker 1: Come on, you cannot first dates. What was my heart
Speaker 1: and fast rule? You know it's Dave. You know my
Speaker 1: hard and fast rule on first dates. Don't get attached. No,
Speaker 1: oh that's cute. That never happened. I wouldn't take a
Speaker 1: girl to a restaurant that had a salad bar. Oh,
Speaker 1: that was my rule, because I said, if they can't
Speaker 1: make me a alid, then I'm not.
Speaker 2: And she's like, you are so cosmopolitan and sophisticated.
Speaker 3: Oh, like a salad bar.
Speaker 1: I could pretend to be that for a short period
Speaker 1: of time until we go to the interested.
Speaker 3: I like a salad bar, and I like a good breakfast.
Speaker 4: Bar that's at a hotel breakfast.
Speaker 3: So the date went well Sony's Breakfast Book.
Speaker 1: Dwight Cuni's Funny and All. But we went to dinner
Speaker 1: where breakfast bar. We had pancakes and bacon.
Speaker 3: I told her, I said, how do you get eggs
Speaker 3: and everything?
Speaker 2: We had a blind date at a local pub, which
Speaker 2: is fine, but she was already belligerently drunk at noon.
Speaker 1: Yeah not good. No, she's got issues, but yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: sticking out that. Uh no, no, get a taxi and go.
Speaker 1: It's noon, Yeah it's noon. If it was two or
Speaker 1: old to day, get get a taxi and go.
Speaker 4: I had a date that was too cheap to take
Speaker 4: me to a restaurant, so instead we went to Costco
Speaker 4: and cruised for samples.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I.
Speaker 3: Like it some.
Speaker 1: There's a girl out there. There's a girl out there.
Speaker 3: I know her name. Who Susan Tyler Whitten. She's as
Speaker 3: frugal as it gets. Yeah, I bet she is. I'm
Speaker 3: telling you no. Aubur clothes come from, like, you know,
Speaker 3: second hand.
Speaker 1: Storing, choosing her husband's Yeah, yeah, second hand.
Speaker 4: That's good. She does budgets now for the state. Oh
Speaker 4: let me tell you.
Speaker 1: So. Uh yeah, there is a girl. Like everybody makes
Speaker 1: fun of that person, but it's're like, there is a girl.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know what it really I was like, good,
Speaker 1: let's do that. That seems like fun.
Speaker 4: And then they got married.
Speaker 3: There probably you know how hard it is to launder
Speaker 3: money from your check in your own household. It's tough.
Speaker 3: I'll get it done though.
Speaker 2: First dates, I've been a vegetarian most of my life.
Speaker 2: At the time of the date, I was a vegan.
Speaker 2: So he took me to a steakhouse. The only thing
Speaker 2: I knew to order was a side salad. And he
Speaker 2: knew I was a vegan.
Speaker 1: Okay, he got off. No, I'm sorry, that's not that's
Speaker 1: not good. You cannot. Don't be a jerk, all right,
Speaker 1: As she's made that choice and you want to impress her,
Speaker 1: you you're screwing up, dude.
Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't know she was a vegan. No, of
Speaker 3: course she did, because Eddie Vegan is gonna tell you.
Speaker 3: That's the first second of the mouth.
Speaker 1: Here's no. This is a guy that thinks he's he
Speaker 1: knows better than you. I'm gonna change her. She's gonna
Speaker 1: she gonna love a steak. No, I'm a vegan for
Speaker 1: a reason.
Speaker 3: Plus, if you're a vegan, then you eat steak, it's
Speaker 3: gonna make her violently ill. So the rest of that's.
Speaker 4: Not gonna go well, probably not.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The date was at a guy's house. He made Swedish
Speaker 2: meatball turkey meat loaf. And even today, if I think
Speaker 2: about it too hard, I get a little sick to
Speaker 2: my stomach.
Speaker 1: Swedish meatball turkey meat. I don't say it three times,
Speaker 1: this guy will apear. Hang on, I might be willing
Speaker 1: to try that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what I got hang on.
Speaker 1: Swedish meatball, turkey meat I'm in. I think I'm in
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Bad.
Speaker 3: I'm looking it up.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Swedish meatball, Turkey meat loaf, alright, Swedish, I
Speaker 2: think you have it's ikea Swedish meat loaf.
Speaker 1: No, this guy made this up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he made it up. If you ask me, the
Speaker 3: guy's a genius. Because I'm not seeing any I'll see Turkish, uh,
Speaker 3: meat loaf Turkey.
Speaker 1: Hey, the guys, why can't these people.
Speaker 4: I was here Thanksgivings in Turkish.
Speaker 3: Listen, my honeymoon was great. We did the Turkish meat loaf.
Speaker 1: Why can't these people be like everybody else, pretend to
Speaker 1: be a good person until about two months in.
Speaker 4: They don't even have that in him. That's how bad
Speaker 4: they are.
Speaker 1: That's right, they can't even do that.
Speaker 3: Problem is Susan worked with me first, so she knew
Speaker 3: exactly what she was picking up.
Speaker 1: See, honey. The problem is he got there to know
Speaker 1: the real you.
Speaker 2: In college, this guy took me into a discount movie
Speaker 2: theater tickets for three bucks. That's fine, it's college. But
Speaker 2: he paid with a bucket of change.
Speaker 1: He's in college.
Speaker 4: Didn't even switch out the change for cash before the day.
Speaker 1: He's in college. I give the guy a pass. He was,
Speaker 1: come on, hey, here's the deal. You don't really like
Speaker 1: him because the super hot dude. That's really funny. He'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, he paid in change. It was hilarious.
Speaker 1: He was so cute and hilarious.
Speaker 2: I went to a dates house to meet him for
Speaker 2: the first time. I was dressed nice, expecting to go
Speaker 2: to a pub as we had talked about. Instead, he
Speaker 2: was wearing shorts and slippers and made himself dinner as
Speaker 2: I awkwardly sat and watched him. Eet, start this again,
Speaker 2: start this again, started again. I went to a dates
Speaker 2: house to meet him for the first time. I was
Speaker 2: dressed up for a pub visit that we talked about. Instead,
Speaker 2: he was wearing shorts and slippers and made himself dinner
Speaker 2: as I sat and watched him meet. Then we watched
Speaker 2: darts on TV. He still start my Instagram.
Speaker 3: Please tell me not the sports darts. But maybe there's
Speaker 3: some kind of a I don't know, criminal show.
Speaker 1: Like he's Frank Darts at some point, Frank Dark at
Speaker 1: some point. She's got to be like, am I being punked? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Is this are their cameras.
Speaker 4: Where TV shows Alan Frontier?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is this a TV show, seriously. And here's the thing. Also,
Speaker 1: when I would set people up, I didn't want guys
Speaker 1: to do this stuff like you know, the girl will
Speaker 1: come back and go really really We went to Boston
Speaker 1: Market for our first.
Speaker 4: Date and then we got married there because it.
Speaker 1: Was so awesome Boston Market. Do we have any Boston
Speaker 1: Markets in Littleville?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Okay, explain this one to me.
Speaker 2: Bad first dates are weird places. Hard rock cafe. If
Speaker 2: you've been to one, you know less than learned. If
Speaker 2: the dates from out of town, pick a restaurant for them.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with the hard rock? It's it's it is
Speaker 2: galactically overrated. The food is the food is terrible, no offense,
Speaker 2: it's not good. I'm not gonna say terrible.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see the food is okay, but it is
Speaker 1: and it's.
Speaker 2: Remember it was a thing when there's only a few
Speaker 2: to get the T shirts. Yeah, like hard rock Barbados,
Speaker 2: hard rock Maui. And then he started seeing hard rock Tulsa.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, I was at Los Angeles in eighty nine.
Speaker 3: I wanted to go to the hard rock just get
Speaker 3: the T shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Yeah, my sister went to cooking school or
Speaker 1: what do you call it school in Paris, and they
Speaker 1: had a hard rock there and she got it. People
Speaker 1: were writing her letters from all of our friend group,
Speaker 1: going get me a Paris hard rock sweatshirts.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: But then you do that and I go, oh, Jeff,
Speaker 2: fun in Paris. I didn't go ahead, a friend buy
Speaker 2: me the shirt.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, that's lame.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It was homecoming at the University of Georgia. The young man,
Speaker 2: another student, suggested we have a little picnic before the game,
Speaker 2: so he took me to a nearby cemetery, which was
Speaker 2: fairly close to the stadium, kind of creepy because it
Speaker 2: was our first date. Then I found out he didn't
Speaker 2: even get us tickets, so we listened to the crowd
Speaker 2: from the cemetery.
Speaker 3: We started We started watching a miniseries documenting reminis series
Speaker 3: on Peacock about Richard Ramirez. The Nights Talk, Yes, so
Speaker 3: as a kid, they find out, Yeah, and I started
Speaker 3: talking about it. Well, you know, as a kid. Uh,
Speaker 3: he didn't like sleeping in the house. He would often go, uh,
Speaker 3: sleep in the graveyard because he said the dead were
Speaker 3: more predictable than the living. And I'm like, at what
Speaker 3: point do you not see a kid sleep in a
Speaker 3: graveyard and think, yeah, you know.
Speaker 1: What, I'm not very good to a red flags.
Speaker 3: That's my point, man.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, Maggie the other night she was like two. It
Speaker 1: was like three in the morning, and I said, I
Speaker 1: woke up and you just check. She's not in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, where the hell is my daughter? So I
Speaker 1: text her, I'm like, where the hell are you in
Speaker 1: dad voice in text and she goes, oh, we're exploring
Speaker 1: a creek. And I go what she was three in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So she got back. I said, get your blank blank
Speaker 1: back in the house. So she gets The next morning,
Speaker 1: I go, listen to me, honey, you have ever watched
Speaker 1: murder shows and TV shows? Yeah? Where do they always
Speaker 1: find the girl in the creek? In the creek next
Speaker 1: to the creek? Are you insane? She was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that.
Speaker 4: Does your friend creek have a son.
Speaker 1: Next to the creek?
Speaker 4: Not necessarily the place was the problem.
Speaker 2: But we buried his pet bird that died earlier that day,
Speaker 2: first and last day he.
Speaker 3: Was looking for the sympathy.
Speaker 1: Might not even been his bird. No, he made up
Speaker 1: the name.
Speaker 3: Can you help me bury? Mister peepers, he was my
Speaker 3: best friend.
Speaker 1: He probably went to the pet store and go, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: dead birds? He got any h yeah birds?
Speaker 3: Hey hey, And by the way, this particular bird is
Speaker 3: a cocka too.
Speaker 1: Oh I Actually, you know, the guy that owns the
Speaker 1: pet store might be like, call him, going, hey, I
Speaker 1: got a dead one here. Date yeah, dates, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: wrap it up. I'll putting the freezer till Old Friday.
Speaker 4: A couple more. The night started nicely.
Speaker 2: We went to an art show where some of her
Speaker 2: friends had pieces on display. Cool boy, but the night
Speaker 2: ended with her asking to drop my best by to
Speaker 2: look at cameras. Then she got on her phone and
Speaker 2: begged her ex to take her back.
Speaker 1: Oh man on the date called the X.
Speaker 3: Well, if you took me to an art exhibit, I'd
Speaker 3: do the same thing.
Speaker 1: You go outside, You go outside, and you sit on
Speaker 1: those little blue benches out front of best Buy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you just stare at the pavement and go could
Speaker 1: have done without that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm gonna go buy myself at TV.
Speaker 2: And finally I worked at an office building and a
Speaker 2: nice guy had his lunch breaks at the same time
Speaker 2: I did we became lunch friends. So he invited me
Speaker 2: to a Halloween costume party, and since my long term
Speaker 2: boyfriend now husband was working that night, it sounded like
Speaker 2: a fun way to pass the time, so he picks
Speaker 2: me up. We arrived not at a friend's house, but
Speaker 2: a nice venue. He had neglect did to tell me
Speaker 2: that this Halloween party was actually a wedding. You don't
Speaker 2: surprise trick people into being a wedding date.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would be pissed just giving.
Speaker 1: And this is where men get a bad rap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do we look like you make us look like idiots? Dude?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: But what a nice boyfriend? Can I go to constume
Speaker 4: party with Jim?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: So that's a healthy relationship, I think, Yeah, until until.
Speaker 4: He wants you to be his wedding date.
Speaker 1: Why is everybody dressed like they're in a wedding.
Speaker 3: It's a wedding.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a theme. No, it's actually
Speaker 1: it's actually a wedding.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I soil her voicemails get transcribed and emailed
Speaker 3: to us. I don't know who sent this, but says Hi, Dwight,
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here listening to the radio just had a
Speaker 3: call about your comment about the swim team. Both our
Speaker 3: boys were on the swim team a small little community
Speaker 3: where we live. It's pretty much all we had to do.
Speaker 3: Now both of them have joined the Navy. One of
Speaker 3: them has become an EOD. What that is.
Speaker 4: Ensign ensign on demand?
Speaker 1: I think it's ensign as an officer.
Speaker 3: And then the other one has become a Navy seal.
Speaker 3: I believe swim teams, as boring as they could be,
Speaker 3: are very helpful.
Speaker 2: And know where it'd be a great place to take
Speaker 2: a lunch date. Lots of pasta, right baby, cozy, comfortable
Speaker 2: place in Saint Matthew's the best deli. Get a hot
Speaker 2: panini on a daylight today and some homemade soup and
Speaker 2: a cup of joe.
Speaker 1: Talk about being clay see uh you go in there
Speaker 1: and then the food in there is clay seek Yep.
Speaker 4: We had the big ZD last night. Oh claxee.
Speaker 1: Just throw it in the oven hour and ten minutes
Speaker 1: later it's piping hogh oh oh. Put some of that
Speaker 1: Pamela jo and parmajana cheese and it's great.
Speaker 4: You take the foil off of its shortly.
Speaker 2: Before it's over, so it brown's up in bubbles and
Speaker 2: gets crispy on the corner.
Speaker 1: I buy the goat cheese from lots of pasta and
Speaker 1: I'll put that on a homemade or one of their
Speaker 1: gourmet pizzas. If it's not enough goat cheese, I'll put LIGs.
Speaker 1: You can trick it up a little bit, but I
Speaker 1: don't put here's the key. Don't put it on in
Speaker 1: the oven. When you take it out, sprinkle the goat
Speaker 1: cheese on the pizza. After it's out. It'll melt it
Speaker 1: just enough to where it's gooey and delicious.
Speaker 2: And if you like goat cheese, they have goat cheese raviole.
Speaker 2: Plenty of ravioli and tortolini varieties too. Just pop them
Speaker 2: in the boiling water. They float up in a couple
Speaker 2: of minutes. Get some olive oil and lots of pasta spices.
Speaker 1: Check out the coffee. You go straight to the back,
Speaker 1: take a left at the freezers, and all the way
Speaker 1: to the back is Italian, African, you name it, these
Speaker 1: these whole bean or you could crush it up right there.
Speaker 1: This coffee, I'm telling you, is the best taste you
Speaker 1: ever go to a little really fine hotels or restaurants,
Speaker 1: you get the coffee and you're like, why can't I
Speaker 1: hold Why can't my coffee taste like this? Every day?
Speaker 4: It can?
Speaker 1: It can if you go to lots of pasta thirty
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Speaker 2: Saint and you forgot to mention as you turn left
Speaker 2: to the right craft beer.
Speaker 4: Oh ye, nice cold, nice selection.
Speaker 1: Quentin put together back after this on news radio eight
Speaker 1: forty whas.
Speaker 2: Of course, this is Kenny Loggins on his birthday. He's
Speaker 2: seventy six today. Of all the movie songs I could
Speaker 2: have pulled, Yes, I pulled the theme from Caddy Shack two.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, what are you doing? Man? What a turn?
Speaker 3: He could pull a top gun could pull Caddy Shack.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, very careful. Okay, you can't describe this
Speaker 1: movie in any way that remotely comes close to how
Speaker 1: bad this film is. I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1: It's the worst film.
Speaker 3: It's horrible.
Speaker 1: Ever. Who is the star?
Speaker 4: Jackie, Jackie Mason.
Speaker 3: And Hunt? He was also the aunt Hey, aunt Hey,
Speaker 3: A couple of thanks Yeah, housekeeping. I looked up. I
Speaker 3: was wrong. Hendrix did not audition for the Monkeyes. I
Speaker 3: believe Charlie Manson did, though I'll have to look that up,
Speaker 3: but he did open up for the monkeys on the
Speaker 3: sixty seven tour. Going back to the swim meet, she
Speaker 3: called back and she.
Speaker 4: Or he, I don't know because you don't hear gender.
Speaker 3: I don't hear gender. And I heard you beat off
Speaker 3: by comment on the radio. I'm sorry, I get nervous
Speaker 3: talking on the phone. EOD means explosive ordnance disposed. So
Speaker 3: also on that one, thank you to Matt from Louisville
Speaker 3: Metro Police Department, as well as Johnny.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm oh, ups is here? Well you want to go?
Speaker 1: Let go tell me what to they guy. We're gonna
Speaker 1: send some my guys. Yeah, nobody's in the office but
Speaker 1: us today.
Speaker 2: By the way, the Caddy Shack two cast was Jackie Mason,
Speaker 2: Diane Cannon, Robert Stack, Dina Merrill, Chevy Chase made an
Speaker 2: appearance in this. I guess Randy Quaid, dan Aykrod made appearances,
Speaker 2: and China Phillips.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to disagree with her because she
Speaker 1: knows more about her kids than I do. But and
Speaker 1: you don't know what sparks your kid to do whatever,
Speaker 1: But those are two of the most dangerous jobs in
Speaker 1: the service that you have to have a certain I
Speaker 1: would think that the swim meets were part of it,
Speaker 1: but having a strong male figure and having you, ma'am
Speaker 1: as a mom is a big reason why that they
Speaker 1: those two gentlemen, your sons made those decisions to defend
Speaker 1: their nation at the highest level, in the most dangerous level,
Speaker 1: was because you two raised them. That's probably the most
Speaker 1: the biggest part there.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, uh, are you over there?
Speaker 3: It is a female. You never said male or female
Speaker 3: or left a name. She is a female. I don't
Speaker 3: see gender, so I just call it a person admirable.
Speaker 1: And I think John's navy was starting because he went
Speaker 1: to the Galopocos Islands when he was fourteen, and you
Speaker 1: have to take a boat from Ecuador to the islands
Speaker 1: every day, and I think that was it.
Speaker 3: I'd be fine getting in the navy until they told
Speaker 3: me to get in the ocean. But no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: you didn't.
Speaker 4: Tell me about this thing when I signed up for
Speaker 4: seal school.
Speaker 1: Hey dude, you'd be surprised how many people are in
Speaker 1: the Navy that can't swim.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: And then it'll make him get in the ocean.
Speaker 1: People argue all the time. I've always said, as a
Speaker 1: advertising guy, marketing guy, I said that the service, every
Speaker 1: commercial is a guy coming out of the back of
Speaker 1: whether machine gun or a helicopter, jumping out of a
Speaker 1: helicopter or whatever. It's like that one percent of the
Speaker 1: jobs in the service is harm's weight. There's ninety nine
Speaker 1: percent of the other jobs.
Speaker 3: I considered a career in the Navy, but I went
Speaker 3: to a weekend Navy rotc camp and we were floating
Speaker 3: there in our life jackets, and I'm bumped into a
Speaker 3: friend of mine named Herbie Robinson from Cleveland, really and
Speaker 3: he had been bitten below the waists. Didn't happen the.
Speaker 1: Way you were stealing.
Speaker 3: Stop it. Never joined the Navy, And I'll never wear
Speaker 3: a life jacket again.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Ah, here we go the Navy theme song, baby not
Speaker 3: for long?
Speaker 1: Stop it, both of you. Stop it? Where? Where?
Speaker 4: Where could that be?
Speaker 3: Where?
Speaker 1: So don't shoot me? Don't know where? She shooshed me.
Speaker 4: You should shimming were.
Speaker 3: Where this place is? It sounds magical?
Speaker 1: I know shushing people this year?
Speaker 3: So last night you could sell this else.
Speaker 1: Send the navy. So the first night we were in
Speaker 1: the hotel. There was like there was a lady there
Speaker 1: there was more interested in eating her pizza than watching
Speaker 1: her toddler. So the toddler it happened to finally, by
Speaker 1: the way, the the the lobby is gigantic because they
Speaker 1: built this place into an older building, so it's gigantic.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: So this kid is two maybe three, and he's running.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, he's two. He's running back and forth, back
Speaker 1: and forth. I have to dodge him three times because
Speaker 1: I'm walking back through the lobby.
Speaker 3: That must be annoying.
Speaker 1: Later that night, Later that night, I come back in,
Speaker 1: I say, and I'm going upstairs to the room for
Speaker 1: the final time. And the elevator doors open up and
Speaker 1: the kid is standing in the elevator.
Speaker 3: By himself, by himself.
Speaker 1: Oh, And I said, now I'm like ready to And
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I tried to give him give
Speaker 1: me your hand because I wanted to take and then
Speaker 1: he obviously, so I did. I put my hand on
Speaker 1: his back. I said, we need to go. So I
Speaker 1: moved him around and they acted like it was no
Speaker 1: big deal. I was like, yeah, he was in the elevator.
Speaker 3: Then they say something like, oh, they're so cute of
Speaker 3: that age. No, no, they're not.
Speaker 1: He loves elevators. Oh so then I tell everybody. I
Speaker 1: tell Tony Cruz, Shannon, the dude John Alden, I'll tell
Speaker 1: him this story, and they're like, you didn't find a
Speaker 1: toddler in the elevator. I go all right, and then
Speaker 1: guess what, Like a creepy movie, the kid walks around
Speaker 1: from the other side of where we were all sitting
Speaker 1: last night, stay there with the little thing in his
Speaker 1: mouth going. He was staring at me. I go there,
Speaker 1: he is right there. I said, he's eyeballowing me, kind.
Speaker 3: Of like that one movie we watched. Yeah, they said
Speaker 3: the dead kids were coming out. Ye said, you play
Speaker 3: with me. He's just don't fall.
Speaker 1: You standing there staring at me. Everyone was laughing. They
Speaker 1: were like, no way, sword, that's him, that's my kid.
Speaker 4: Would you make up seeing a toddler in the elevator?
Speaker 1: I don't know, guys, Why do you have to embellish
Speaker 1: everything I'm not. I'm telling you, I said, that's him.
Speaker 1: I said, that's him right there. I don't anything, so
Speaker 1: he's he stares at me for the longest time. So
Speaker 1: I started doing the under my voice. You couldn't hear it?
Speaker 1: What's up? Punk? We can't looks this punky eyeball me.
Speaker 1: So he's standing there, Well, guess what he does. The
Speaker 1: starts running across everywhere. Mom's over there eating food in
Speaker 1: the corner by herself on her phone and her two
Speaker 1: year two year old running around the third floor.
Speaker 3: Gosh, that sounds frustrating. Yeah, every time I tell a
Speaker 3: story like that, you go, parents get busy.
Speaker 1: I never had lights. It ever happens to me. It
Speaker 1: only happens to YouTube. Yeah, my first time, Yeah, come on,
Speaker 1: first time ever. And I'm fifty almost fifty six.
Speaker 3: I'm a magnet for these little germ traveler.
Speaker 1: You're a magnet for a lot, a lot.
Speaker 3: How do we know the two year old was in
Speaker 3: the ghost?
Speaker 1: Could have been?
Speaker 3: That's right. Well, if you're a fan of buying over
Speaker 3: priced house, is good news for you. You're in the
Speaker 3: market to live.
Speaker 1: You're a fan of paying too much for a house.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'm talking about. The house where Walter White
Speaker 3: lived in the in the series Breaking Bad is now available.
Speaker 3: You can buy the home for four million dollars. Before
Speaker 3: you buy it, you might want to know it's base
Speaker 3: in neighborhood where uh where the estimated costs for a
Speaker 3: four bedroom ranch is valued. That's what it is valued,
Speaker 3: only three hundred and forty thousand dollars. But because it
Speaker 3: was used in the TV series, they are now asking
Speaker 3: four million dollars for the home. It wouldn't it be
Speaker 3: a like for example, Chicago, they have the place where
Speaker 3: Home Alone was filmed. You know, and every once in
Speaker 3: a while, since Chicago's only five six hours up, I'll
Speaker 3: see a friend in the poster picture the Home Alone house.
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, what a pain in the ass it
Speaker 3: must be to live there.
Speaker 1: But you know when you move in, you know when
Speaker 1: you move in.
Speaker 3: Well that's my point why, I mean, why buy it
Speaker 3: when you know the people are going to meet in
Speaker 3: front of your gate every day doing selfies.
Speaker 1: The people who moved next to a bar then they
Speaker 1: complained about the bar. Dude, you know that the bar
Speaker 1: was there before you moved in.
Speaker 3: Brought I did. I bought my house because on Dixie Highway,
Speaker 3: because because it was walking distance from Kelly's lounge. And
Speaker 3: that's a fact.
Speaker 1: Those are not alcoholic tendency, it's not no.
Speaker 3: I like, so I liked helping larger women home.
Speaker 2: Maybe how long of a walk was it, because they
Speaker 2: could have changed their minds?
Speaker 3: Not long at all, it was probably.
Speaker 1: Okay. Everyone I've knownants has told me Breaking.
Speaker 3: Bad watched it.
Speaker 1: Hang on. My son watched it. He said, Dad, it's
Speaker 1: the greatest TV show all the time, Lachlan told me
Speaker 1: years ago when I don't trust him because he's a psychopath.
Speaker 1: So I was like, that sounded good. One. But everyone
Speaker 1: else is like, dude, it's the greatest series ever and
Speaker 1: I've never seen an episode. Give me one why, give
Speaker 1: me one reason why Breaking Bad is the greatest TV
Speaker 1: series of all time.
Speaker 3: It's so suspenseful, like at the end of every freaking
Speaker 3: like it's gonna take you the first episode to warm up.
Speaker 1: It'd been better if you said it with a lisp. Please,
Speaker 1: it's all right, one word pizzazz, thank you.
Speaker 4: The characters are interesting, the storytelling is unbelievable, the cliffhangers
Speaker 4: each time. You like the people.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's an answer.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're root for Jesse and you kind of like Heisenberg,
Speaker 2: but he's kind of one of those some days you
Speaker 2: like him, some days you don't. He kind of gets
Speaker 2: big for his britches as it goes.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say anything, but how how much of
Speaker 3: a cliffhanger? Was the best cliffhanger ever? For me? Is
Speaker 3: one of the seasons. Hank is sitting on the toilet
Speaker 3: and he opens up a book and he reads a
Speaker 3: description in there. That's all leave it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is that the biggest cliffhanger ever?
Speaker 4: My favorite cliffhanger was a stillone movie.
Speaker 3: That's a dollary?
Speaker 1: Okay, I got it. Come on, No, it's cliffhanger. Is
Speaker 1: the name of the movie. Okay? Fine? A dollar out?
Speaker 4: No, it's okay, it's a push. I'll take it now.
Speaker 1: That's an answer. You care about the character, you do like?
Speaker 1: I like the UK version of Wife. Maybe I like
Speaker 1: the UK version of Ghost And I can't carry out
Speaker 1: which one of the characters I like the most.
Speaker 3: It's the UK version where everyone of them say go
Speaker 3: cats when they're end of the room.
Speaker 1: No, it's the United Kingdom.
Speaker 3: They got Richie Farmer.
Speaker 1: In your house?
Speaker 3: I do what are you talking about? You? Oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: are you kidding me? That's the worst thing you hear
Speaker 3: is well join UK for pregame. When I hear that
Speaker 3: on h ass like, oh my night's gonna suck.
Speaker 2: Pregame coverage starts at four thirty today for the Georgia game.
Speaker 2: That's two and a half hours of talking about Georgia.
Speaker 1: Yeah in UK, I'm on HWNG.
Speaker 2: You up, my Melissa, your answer, I want to say, Coach,
Speaker 2: I'm glad you're here and go beat Georgia.
Speaker 4: I hang up and listen to your answer.
Speaker 3: There.
Speaker 1: I might give it a try.
Speaker 4: You got to man, Oh, you'll love it all right? Look,
Speaker 4: oh the guy that owns the restaurant, oh, man, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: I posted a picture of the Generac generators and by
Speaker 1: the way, ending all right, all right, what the name
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 3: Los polos?
Speaker 1: How many sea?
Speaker 4: Anything like that?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: Twenty seven seasons?
Speaker 4: Six seasons? Something like that?
Speaker 1: Uh? Generac generators are installed. The official one of the
Speaker 1: official providers and the people that can work on them
Speaker 1: is Allen Electrical, because that's what they went to Indiana
Speaker 1: and went to the Generak place and learned how to
Speaker 1: install them and then work on them. Generac Generator official partner,
Speaker 1: the official licensed electrician for that product. The Generac generator
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Speaker 1: runs to it. It looks great on the side of
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Speaker 1: and it powers your entire house. When your house goes
Speaker 1: down electricity, this thing kicks up automatically. You don't have
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Speaker 4: You should have bought a house next to the Golden Nugget?
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, the Golden news.
Speaker 3: A damn right golden Nugget. When's the last time you've
Speaker 3: been to the nug baby?
Speaker 1: Huh don't know. Uh No, you cannot say.
Speaker 3: When's time you did a deep dive into the nug No?
Speaker 3: What it's about time the Golden Nugget? Baby, he has
Speaker 3: something for everybody. Sports fans, you got it, college and
Speaker 3: pro games, they got your games at the Nugget. Where's
Speaker 3: the cool kids see the nug What about live music?
Speaker 3: Live music at the nug on Fridays and Saturdays. How
Speaker 3: about this My day is Thursdays. I love Thursdays at
Speaker 3: the Golden Nugget because they have music. Bengo, there's something
Speaker 3: for everybody at the Golden Nugget. I'll see at the Nugget,
Speaker 3: or I'll see at the nug Who am I? I'm
Speaker 3: a douthy nug.
Speaker 1: Breaking bad five Season sixty two episodes.
Speaker 3: We just started rewatching twenty four to twenty four eleven seasons,
Speaker 3: twenty four episodes, Marl Wayne's Ready to Hate forty whs Well,
Speaker 3: George Thorogood.
Speaker 4: Who do you love? Man?
Speaker 3: That was Bo Diddley first, right?
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: We had some bad date stories earlier. This one may
Speaker 2: take the cake. I'm a new champion and the love
Speaker 2: can make you do ridiculous things.
Speaker 4: Department. Let's go to Uzbekistan.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I love it. We like to summer there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a zookeeper there at a private zoo. So
Speaker 2: he thought, I'm going to impress girl. Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: go in and pet lions.
Speaker 3: Oh no, dumb ass.
Speaker 2: So he goes into the lion enclosure to film himself
Speaker 2: petting the lions to impress his fiance. Unfortunately, the three
Speaker 2: fully grown lions didn't seem to believe in love?
Speaker 4: Oh no, and killed him.
Speaker 2: Who saw that one They found us a twist ending
Speaker 2: partially eating remains. Four hours afterwards. Two of the lions
Speaker 2: were tranquilized. One was shot because he left the gate open.
Speaker 2: He was an experienced lion handler.
Speaker 3: Poor lion got shot for no reasons.
Speaker 4: So now she needs a new fiance.
Speaker 3: Here's the question, though, was she impressed?
Speaker 1: Doesn't say?
Speaker 3: Doesn't say? Join us? Tomorrow we are talking with Senator
Speaker 3: rand Paul. Plus it's Wednesday's Hero. After that, we're gonna
Speaker 3: hear from Jeff Tokey from of her flight Bluegrass on
Speaker 3: behalf of Dave Jennings and Tony Venetti's Dwight Witt and
Speaker 3: saying we'll see you Manana, and I love you Ma,