WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.640 --> 00:00:05.759 By the way, this is a sledding story with the 2 00:00:05.799 --> 00:00:09.519 no alcohol. Yeah, we heard that. We used to slid 3 00:00:09.679 --> 00:00:12.960 there at Cherokee Park and there were they would set 4 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:15.320 up trash cans so we could start fires in the 5 00:00:15.359 --> 00:00:20.519 trash can and around the trash can were empty. What's 6 00:00:20.519 --> 00:00:24.760 the size of whiskey bottles? There's a fifties there was 7 00:00:24.800 --> 00:00:28.440 like half ps and pints were laying all around, all 8 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:31.039 around the trash cans. Oh, the seventies and eighties. 9 00:00:31.359 --> 00:00:35.039 Great, well, this music means I have something to do 10 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:40.159 with relationships, and I do. The BuzzFeed community was asked, 11 00:00:40.600 --> 00:00:43.640 where's the worst place you ever went on a date? 12 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:46.359 I want to hear this, but rewind and chase a 13 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:50.200 real quick score of course. Plus in the second young. 14 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:53.479 Number nine plus. 15 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:57.000 In the seventies, when we were sledding, they were these 16 00:00:57.119 --> 00:01:01.359 damn wooden and iron red riders with us steal rails, 17 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:04.760 you know, and flying as fast as you can and 18 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.799 steal Now it's like plastic and. 19 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:09.359 God forbid, you got a little air and your ankle 20 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:12.359 went under these and then you landed. 21 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.599 Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry, Dave back to it. 22 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:16.239 And back then. 23 00:01:16.359 --> 00:01:19.519 One of my pet peeves people knew to walk back 24 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.319 up the sides of the hill. Yes, you don't walk 25 00:01:23.439 --> 00:01:26.200 back up, and then get mad at me for sledding. 26 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:28.480 At you, get out of my way. 27 00:01:28.719 --> 00:01:31.120 We'd pull in the mustang. My buddy had a Mustang, 28 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:33.920 go to the tire shop because remember tires had inner tubes, 29 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:37.359 so you could buy an inner tube for five bucks. 30 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:39.159 So we do it, and then he was like, y'all, 31 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:41.319 i's sledding. We go, Yeah, all right, I'll blow it 32 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:43.280 up for you. And he took that big air thing 33 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:49.719 up and go like that sound from my teen eighty 34 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:51.000 five your mouth. 35 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:53.280 You were in police academy, weren't you. 36 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:56.079 Yeah, he'd blow it up. We'd tied on the top 37 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:57.920 of the Mustang and hit the Cherokee Park. 38 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:00.280 Worst place is buzzfeeds. 39 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:02.280 Went on dates. I got married when I was twenty. 40 00:02:02.840 --> 00:02:05.120 I wanted to go to the casino for my twenty 41 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:07.920 first so my husband said he'd take me somewhere I 42 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:10.520 had to be twenty one to enter. Oh no, took 43 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:11.879 me to the adult toy store. 44 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:17.439 Boy. Wow, I went on a date with someone of 45 00:02:17.520 --> 00:02:18.879 notoriety within the city. 46 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:20.120 And what was his name? 47 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:25.479 So stupid I thought, I thought twenty twenty five. 48 00:02:25.639 --> 00:02:29.240 That's ten dollars out of the ready jar. So that's 49 00:02:29.280 --> 00:02:30.199 fifteen dollars. 50 00:02:31.479 --> 00:02:34.759 Yes, the ruler of the universe for the bad joke jar. Sorry, 51 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:36.879 that's not working for me anyway. 52 00:02:36.919 --> 00:02:40.400 We went to an adult she was he okay with it, 53 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:41.319 she was in the media. 54 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:44.479 Stop David. Give me the second one. 55 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:49.240 She took me to a park that she loved going 56 00:02:49.240 --> 00:02:52.319 to with her ex that told me it was time 57 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:52.960 to move on. 58 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.879 And then she said, hey, will you wear this particular 59 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:59.719 jacket exactly in this particular call. 60 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:01.360 Can you cut your hair this way? Please? 61 00:03:01.479 --> 00:03:04.680 Okay? Maybe if she was thinking, okay, I'll go there 62 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:08.680 with him. Ill, maybe we'll get a little busy, uh, 63 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:10.960 and then this will this will take away the pain 64 00:03:11.000 --> 00:03:12.919 of the other one. Maybe that's what she was thinking. 65 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.960 I really again, it has nothing to do with you, 66 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:16.919 and I did. 67 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:22.960 The only park in town. First date was that their 68 00:03:23.039 --> 00:03:26.199 kids swim meet. Not coffee like a regular person, which 69 00:03:26.280 --> 00:03:28.520 the date was supposed to be, but sitting on bleachers 70 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:29.960 watching adolescent swimmers. 71 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:32.599 And let me tell you, I've never knew about swim 72 00:03:32.639 --> 00:03:35.360 teams and whatnot. And we have swim meets, swim meets 73 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:38.439 until I got married and moved out with Susan because 74 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:41.759 they have swim teams and whatever, but in the South End. 75 00:03:41.800 --> 00:03:44.520 But they do out there the boringest things and they 76 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.680 go on for hours, like the entire day, and your. 77 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:51.080 Kid, your kid swims like three times and. 78 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:52.639 You don't even know when they're doing it or who's 79 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:53.759 who's leading. 80 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:56.800 Or trying to think of what sport that's like tennis? Oh, wrestling? 81 00:03:57.240 --> 00:03:59.479 Oh yeah, that sitting in the gym all day. But 82 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:02.759 you all haven't done this. But anybody that's had kids 83 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:04.599 in the last twenty years or so, you've sat in 84 00:04:04.639 --> 00:04:08.840 the stands for those these long no matter what sport 85 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:11.520 it is. And everybody's parents are in the stands for 86 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:12.520 the longest time. 87 00:04:12.639 --> 00:04:14.240 Yeah, you're just sitting there waiting for your dog. 88 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:15.000 And there is something. 89 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:18.040 Get on the confidence course and when you hit that 90 00:04:18.120 --> 00:04:20.879 a frame, when you go right up, you can do 91 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:21.360 the sea. 92 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:24.800 This time, you can do the right all right? 93 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:27.879 And yar's those pants? 94 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:30.519 Exactly? Why are you still here? 95 00:04:31.240 --> 00:04:32.040 Would you buy. 96 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:33.519 Here? 97 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:34.600 Let me give you the DCR. 98 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:38.560 Oh, it's probably because you took too many vaccines. 99 00:04:38.639 --> 00:04:41.439 I think so too, Robert Kennedy Junior. 100 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:45.040 But there can be an awkward science silence. If you're 101 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:47.639 in there for hours, like twenty people could be sitting 102 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:50.680 there and you're just staring into the abyss and no 103 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:53.560 one's talking. And then, by the way, I don't care 104 00:04:53.560 --> 00:04:57.000 how old you are. You sit on a bench like 105 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:59.319 a bleacher's in a high school or a grade school. 106 00:04:59.480 --> 00:05:00.560 Your back starts to go. 107 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.279 My leg gets numb. It's awful. 108 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:04.519 Your back starts to hurt. 109 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.399 Why do you get one of those stadium chairs you 110 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:07.639 put on you know I'm talking. 111 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:09.920 About you draw the light in the saying on manhood there. 112 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:12.160 Yeah, I think you're right, But I think you're right. 113 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:15.439 You have a better back. It's let's have lumbar support. 114 00:05:17.519 --> 00:05:21.759 Weird first date places the tanning salon. Okay, He proceeded 115 00:05:21.800 --> 00:05:23.720 to strip down, get in the bed, and try to 116 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:25.199 convince me to climb in with him. 117 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.279 Unfortunately, he drove us there. 118 00:05:27.319 --> 00:05:30.120 This was ninety seven, no uber, So I stood in 119 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:32.160 a corner waiting for him to finish his session and 120 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:32.720 take me home. 121 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.759 How would that work? Because don't you lay bed? No, 122 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.000 but don't you lay down? So her bunch if she 123 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.199 was on top of you, that's not the point. Her 124 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:42.360 buns would get burned. 125 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:45.680 And not what he wanted to achieve. Okay, well, then. 126 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:50.480 He wanted to cuddle. He's a nerdy well and a uh. 127 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:54.720 And a miscreant. He's a miscreant. He's a miss. 128 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:57.199 If you guys going to use college words, I'm gonna 129 00:05:57.199 --> 00:05:58.759 go to break room and you can call me when 130 00:05:58.800 --> 00:05:59.639 you want to behave like. 131 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:04.360 He's a deviant miscreant that needs to be thrown in jail, 132 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:05.800 even though it's ninteeney and he's. 133 00:06:05.680 --> 00:06:07.720 Like, I'll try this twenty times, I'll look good and 134 00:06:07.759 --> 00:06:08.959 that one of the times in my work. 135 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:11.399 Yeah, but here's the question. Here's the question. 136 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:12.879 This is a young Deshaun Watson. 137 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:16.519 By the way, when he got in. You're making me nervous, dude, 138 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:17.920 if you get me sick. 139 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:21.720 Before this week, something caught my throatr Okay. 140 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:23.759 Let'll take this exit ramp right now. Not say what 141 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:27.759 I want to say. So here's my question. Did he 142 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:30.279 or did he not put the little playboy bunny right 143 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:32.160 here when he got the tanning bed. 144 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:33.160 Yes, of course he did. 145 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:35.879 That's when you knew a girl was classy, or is 146 00:06:35.920 --> 00:06:38.480 when you got her naked and you saw that little playboy. 147 00:06:38.240 --> 00:06:40.800 Probably probably an arrow for this guy, what's the next one? 148 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:42.920 My first date was Wendy's. 149 00:06:43.319 --> 00:06:45.920 Not an awful place, especially at seventeen, just not where 150 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.639 I romanticized my first date would take place. 151 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:49.959 That was a young girl. 152 00:06:50.079 --> 00:06:50.680 Shut up. 153 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:52.680 That was back when the man had to pay for 154 00:06:52.720 --> 00:06:54.920 everything and teenagers didn't have much money. 155 00:06:55.040 --> 00:06:56.720 You're seventeen, Where do you want to go? 156 00:06:57.000 --> 00:06:59.600 Are you serious? Yeah? Now Wendy's, ain't it? 157 00:06:59.600 --> 00:07:00.519 That's her first date? 158 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:03.120 The first date, dude, Come on, you take her to 159 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:03.920 the restaurant. 160 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:06.680 Oh, that's the dumbest thing ever. You're kidding me. 161 00:07:06.920 --> 00:07:07.160 Yeah? 162 00:07:07.240 --> 00:07:09.639 Really, some of us didn't need to show off. 163 00:07:09.439 --> 00:07:10.680 And they asked the guy how I went. 164 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:13.639 He said, yeah, she was a little frosty. 165 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:19.720 All right, you may, you may. You may take twenty 166 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:23.120 five cents, twenty and a right, no, I will double 167 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:25.319 it fifty cents out of the bad joke. 168 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:27.120 And then she looked at me and said, hey, you 169 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:29.959 want me to biggie size that for you? 170 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.720 Those are all good Windys jokes. You may get fifty 171 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:33.759 cents back out of the joke. 172 00:07:33.800 --> 00:07:34.800 Jo fifty cents. 173 00:07:34.920 --> 00:07:36.240 Man. Come on, I'm sorry. 174 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:39.720 I had window there had a blind lunch date. 175 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:43.360 Come on, you cannot first dates. What was my heart 176 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:45.360 and fast rule? You know it's Dave. You know my 177 00:07:45.439 --> 00:07:47.839 hard and fast rule on first dates. Don't get attached. No, 178 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:53.240 oh that's cute. That never happened. I wouldn't take a 179 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:57.040 girl to a restaurant that had a salad bar. Oh, 180 00:07:57.079 --> 00:07:59.480 that was my rule, because I said, if they can't 181 00:07:59.480 --> 00:08:01.600 make me a alid, then I'm not. 182 00:08:03.839 --> 00:08:06.959 And she's like, you are so cosmopolitan and sophisticated. 183 00:08:07.040 --> 00:08:08.160 Oh, like a salad bar. 184 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:11.879 I could pretend to be that for a short period 185 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:14.839 of time until we go to the interested. 186 00:08:15.240 --> 00:08:18.720 I like a salad bar, and I like a good breakfast. 187 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:22.279 Bar that's at a hotel breakfast. 188 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:26.120 So the date went well Sony's Breakfast Book. 189 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:28.360 Dwight Cuni's Funny and All. But we went to dinner 190 00:08:28.399 --> 00:08:32.919 where breakfast bar. We had pancakes and bacon. 191 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:34.480 I told her, I said, how do you get eggs 192 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:35.080 and everything? 193 00:08:37.679 --> 00:08:39.679 We had a blind date at a local pub, which 194 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:43.360 is fine, but she was already belligerently drunk at noon. 195 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:47.360 Yeah not good. No, she's got issues, but yeah, maybe 196 00:08:47.399 --> 00:08:50.200 sticking out that. Uh no, no, get a taxi and go. 197 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:53.200 It's noon, Yeah it's noon. If it was two or 198 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:55.039 old to day, get get a taxi and go. 199 00:08:56.559 --> 00:08:58.399 I had a date that was too cheap to take 200 00:08:58.440 --> 00:09:01.720 me to a restaurant, so instead we went to Costco 201 00:09:01.919 --> 00:09:03.399 and cruised for samples. 202 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:04.480 Oh boy, I. 203 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:05.960 Like it some. 204 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:09.240 There's a girl out there. There's a girl out there. 205 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:12.399 I know her name. Who Susan Tyler Whitten. She's as 206 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:15.080 frugal as it gets. Yeah, I bet she is. I'm 207 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:18.000 telling you no. Aubur clothes come from, like, you know, 208 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:18.840 second hand. 209 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:22.519 Storing, choosing her husband's Yeah, yeah, second hand. 210 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:25.879 That's good. She does budgets now for the state. Oh 211 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:26.639 let me tell you. 212 00:09:28.320 --> 00:09:31.720 So. Uh yeah, there is a girl. Like everybody makes 213 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:33.519 fun of that person, but it's're like, there is a girl. 214 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:35.799 It's like, you know what it really I was like, good, 215 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:37.519 let's do that. That seems like fun. 216 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:38.440 And then they got married. 217 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:40.879 There probably you know how hard it is to launder 218 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:44.039 money from your check in your own household. It's tough. 219 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:46.159 I'll get it done though. 220 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:49.279 First dates, I've been a vegetarian most of my life. 221 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:51.080 At the time of the date, I was a vegan. 222 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:54.840 So he took me to a steakhouse. The only thing 223 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:57.639 I knew to order was a side salad. And he 224 00:09:57.720 --> 00:09:58.720 knew I was a vegan. 225 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:01.919 Okay, he got off. No, I'm sorry, that's not that's 226 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:04.759 not good. You cannot. Don't be a jerk, all right, 227 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:07.440 As she's made that choice and you want to impress her, 228 00:10:07.600 --> 00:10:09.039 you you're screwing up, dude. 229 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:12.559 Maybe he didn't know she was a vegan. No, of 230 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:14.840 course she did, because Eddie Vegan is gonna tell you. 231 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:16.000 That's the first second of the mouth. 232 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:18.320 Here's no. This is a guy that thinks he's he 233 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:21.360 knows better than you. I'm gonna change her. She's gonna 234 00:10:21.360 --> 00:10:23.759 she gonna love a steak. No, I'm a vegan for 235 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:24.519 a reason. 236 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:26.960 Plus, if you're a vegan, then you eat steak, it's 237 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:31.399 gonna make her violently ill. So the rest of that's. 238 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:32.679 Not gonna go well, probably not. 239 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:34.080 Uh. 240 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:37.559 The date was at a guy's house. He made Swedish 241 00:10:37.600 --> 00:10:39.960 meatball turkey meat loaf. And even today, if I think 242 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:41.480 about it too hard, I get a little sick to 243 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:42.000 my stomach. 244 00:10:44.600 --> 00:10:51.120 Swedish meatball turkey meat. I don't say it three times, 245 00:10:51.120 --> 00:10:54.600 this guy will apear. Hang on, I might be willing 246 00:10:54.679 --> 00:10:55.200 to try that. 247 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:56.480 Yeah, what I got hang on. 248 00:10:56.960 --> 00:11:01.159 Swedish meatball, turkey meat I'm in. I think I'm in 249 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:01.840 a little bit. 250 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:03.360 Bad. 251 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:04.200 I'm looking it up. 252 00:11:04.200 --> 00:11:08.039 Hang on, Swedish meatball, Turkey meat loaf, alright, Swedish, I 253 00:11:08.039 --> 00:11:10.720 think you have it's ikea Swedish meat loaf. 254 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:13.440 No, this guy made this up. 255 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:16.000 Yeah, he made it up. If you ask me, the 256 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:20.840 guy's a genius. Because I'm not seeing any I'll see Turkish, uh, 257 00:11:21.159 --> 00:11:22.480 meat loaf Turkey. 258 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:26.200 Hey, the guys, why can't these people. 259 00:11:28.159 --> 00:11:30.960 I was here Thanksgivings in Turkish. 260 00:11:31.320 --> 00:11:34.840 Listen, my honeymoon was great. We did the Turkish meat loaf. 261 00:11:36.120 --> 00:11:38.720 Why can't these people be like everybody else, pretend to 262 00:11:38.759 --> 00:11:40.639 be a good person until about two months in. 263 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:44.679 They don't even have that in him. That's how bad 264 00:11:44.720 --> 00:11:44.919 they are. 265 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:46.559 That's right, they can't even do that. 266 00:11:47.080 --> 00:11:49.639 Problem is Susan worked with me first, so she knew 267 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:51.080 exactly what she was picking up. 268 00:11:51.120 --> 00:11:54.120 See, honey. The problem is he got there to know 269 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:54.679 the real you. 270 00:11:56.039 --> 00:11:58.399 In college, this guy took me into a discount movie 271 00:11:58.399 --> 00:12:01.000 theater tickets for three bucks. That's fine, it's college. But 272 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:04.200 he paid with a bucket of change. 273 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:06.159 He's in college. 274 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:09.080 Didn't even switch out the change for cash before the day. 275 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:14.080 He's in college. I give the guy a pass. He was, 276 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:18.279 come on, hey, here's the deal. You don't really like 277 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:22.399 him because the super hot dude. That's really funny. He'd 278 00:12:22.399 --> 00:12:24.879 be like, oh, he paid in change. It was hilarious. 279 00:12:25.440 --> 00:12:27.159 He was so cute and hilarious. 280 00:12:28.559 --> 00:12:30.200 I went to a dates house to meet him for 281 00:12:30.240 --> 00:12:33.360 the first time. I was dressed nice, expecting to go 282 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:36.000 to a pub as we had talked about. Instead, he 283 00:12:36.080 --> 00:12:40.120 was wearing shorts and slippers and made himself dinner as 284 00:12:40.159 --> 00:12:43.000 I awkwardly sat and watched him. Eet, start this again, 285 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.000 start this again, started again. I went to a dates 286 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:47.759 house to meet him for the first time. I was 287 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:51.399 dressed up for a pub visit that we talked about. Instead, 288 00:12:51.879 --> 00:12:54.480 he was wearing shorts and slippers and made himself dinner 289 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:57.240 as I sat and watched him meet. Then we watched 290 00:12:57.399 --> 00:13:00.799 darts on TV. He still start my Instagram. 291 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:03.120 Please tell me not the sports darts. But maybe there's 292 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:05.879 some kind of a I don't know, criminal show. 293 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.639 Like he's Frank Darts at some point, Frank Dark at 294 00:13:09.639 --> 00:13:12.759 some point. She's got to be like, am I being punked? Exactly? 295 00:13:12.960 --> 00:13:14.320 Is this are their cameras. 296 00:13:14.080 --> 00:13:15.759 Where TV shows Alan Frontier? 297 00:13:16.000 --> 00:13:16.200 Yeah? 298 00:13:16.320 --> 00:13:20.279 Is this a TV show, seriously. And here's the thing. Also, 299 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:22.679 when I would set people up, I didn't want guys 300 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:24.679 to do this stuff like you know, the girl will 301 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:27.840 come back and go really really We went to Boston 302 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:29.440 Market for our first. 303 00:13:29.279 --> 00:13:32.799 Date and then we got married there because it. 304 00:13:32.759 --> 00:13:35.279 Was so awesome Boston Market. Do we have any Boston 305 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:36.000 Markets in Littleville? 306 00:13:36.000 --> 00:13:38.360 I don't think so. Okay, explain this one to me. 307 00:13:38.799 --> 00:13:42.519 Bad first dates are weird places. Hard rock cafe. If 308 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:44.519 you've been to one, you know less than learned. If 309 00:13:44.559 --> 00:13:47.320 the dates from out of town, pick a restaurant for them. 310 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:50.039 What's wrong with the hard rock? It's it's it is 311 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.919 galactically overrated. The food is the food is terrible, no offense, 312 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:56.720 it's not good. I'm not gonna say terrible. 313 00:13:56.960 --> 00:14:00.799 I'm gonna see the food is okay, but it is 314 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:02.799 and it's. 315 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:04.480 Remember it was a thing when there's only a few 316 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:07.840 to get the T shirts. Yeah, like hard rock Barbados, 317 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:11.039 hard rock Maui. And then he started seeing hard rock Tulsa. 318 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.240 Yeah. Well, I was at Los Angeles in eighty nine. 319 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:14.759 I wanted to go to the hard rock just get 320 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:15.240 the T shirt. 321 00:14:15.279 --> 00:14:19.200 Oh no, Yeah, my sister went to cooking school or 322 00:14:19.240 --> 00:14:23.279 what do you call it school in Paris, and they 323 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:25.879 had a hard rock there and she got it. People 324 00:14:25.879 --> 00:14:28.279 were writing her letters from all of our friend group, 325 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:32.600 going get me a Paris hard rock sweatshirts. 326 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:33.240 You know. 327 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:35.240 But then you do that and I go, oh, Jeff, 328 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:38.000 fun in Paris. I didn't go ahead, a friend buy 329 00:14:38.000 --> 00:14:38.519 me the shirt. 330 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:40.080 Yeah, right, that's lame. 331 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:41.480 Yeah. 332 00:14:41.519 --> 00:14:44.360 It was homecoming at the University of Georgia. The young man, 333 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:48.000 another student, suggested we have a little picnic before the game, 334 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:51.320 so he took me to a nearby cemetery, which was 335 00:14:51.360 --> 00:14:54.320 fairly close to the stadium, kind of creepy because it 336 00:14:54.360 --> 00:14:56.240 was our first date. Then I found out he didn't 337 00:14:56.240 --> 00:14:58.759 even get us tickets, so we listened to the crowd 338 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:00.120 from the cemetery. 339 00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:06.960 We started We started watching a miniseries documenting reminis series 340 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:10.960 on Peacock about Richard Ramirez. The Nights Talk, Yes, so 341 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:13.600 as a kid, they find out, Yeah, and I started 342 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:16.639 talking about it. Well, you know, as a kid. Uh, 343 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:19.960 he didn't like sleeping in the house. He would often go, uh, 344 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:23.000 sleep in the graveyard because he said the dead were 345 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:25.200 more predictable than the living. And I'm like, at what 346 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:26.879 point do you not see a kid sleep in a 347 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:28.240 graveyard and think, yeah, you know. 348 00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:30.159 What, I'm not very good to a red flags. 349 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:32.960 That's my point, man. 350 00:15:33.080 --> 00:15:33.279 You know. 351 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:36.879 Well, Maggie the other night she was like two. It 352 00:15:36.919 --> 00:15:38.720 was like three in the morning, and I said, I 353 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:41.320 woke up and you just check. She's not in the house. Yeah, 354 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:43.759 I'm like, where the hell is my daughter? So I 355 00:15:43.840 --> 00:15:45.799 text her, I'm like, where the hell are you in 356 00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:49.879 dad voice in text and she goes, oh, we're exploring 357 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:54.639 a creek. And I go what she was three in 358 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:55.000 the morning. 359 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:55.720 Oh my god. 360 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:59.480 So she got back. I said, get your blank blank 361 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:02.039 back in the house. So she gets The next morning, 362 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:04.399 I go, listen to me, honey, you have ever watched 363 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:07.759 murder shows and TV shows? Yeah? Where do they always 364 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.600 find the girl in the creek? In the creek next 365 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:14.759 to the creek? Are you insane? She was like, oh, yeah, 366 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:15.639 I didn't think about that. 367 00:16:16.159 --> 00:16:17.679 Does your friend creek have a son. 368 00:16:19.440 --> 00:16:20.320 Next to the creek? 369 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.240 Not necessarily the place was the problem. 370 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:28.159 But we buried his pet bird that died earlier that day, 371 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:30.720 first and last day he. 372 00:16:30.720 --> 00:16:33.399 Was looking for the sympathy. 373 00:16:34.519 --> 00:16:37.120 Might not even been his bird. No, he made up 374 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:37.519 the name. 375 00:16:38.000 --> 00:16:40.919 Can you help me bury? Mister peepers, he was my 376 00:16:40.960 --> 00:16:42.519 best friend. 377 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:45.320 He probably went to the pet store and go, hey, hey, hey, 378 00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:47.519 dead birds? He got any h yeah birds? 379 00:16:47.960 --> 00:16:51.639 Hey hey, And by the way, this particular bird is 380 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:52.919 a cocka too. 381 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:55.519 Oh I Actually, you know, the guy that owns the 382 00:16:55.519 --> 00:16:57.279 pet store might be like, call him, going, hey, I 383 00:16:57.279 --> 00:17:00.679 got a dead one here. Date yeah, dates, yeah, yeah, 384 00:17:00.720 --> 00:17:02.759 wrap it up. I'll putting the freezer till Old Friday. 385 00:17:03.279 --> 00:17:05.200 A couple more. The night started nicely. 386 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:08.200 We went to an art show where some of her 387 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:11.319 friends had pieces on display. Cool boy, but the night 388 00:17:11.480 --> 00:17:13.680 ended with her asking to drop my best by to 389 00:17:13.720 --> 00:17:16.240 look at cameras. Then she got on her phone and 390 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:17.480 begged her ex to take her back. 391 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:22.119 Oh man on the date called the X. 392 00:17:22.200 --> 00:17:24.039 Well, if you took me to an art exhibit, I'd 393 00:17:24.079 --> 00:17:24.759 do the same thing. 394 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:28.240 You go outside, You go outside, and you sit on 395 00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:31.079 those little blue benches out front of best Buy. Yeah, 396 00:17:31.160 --> 00:17:34.279 and you just stare at the pavement and go could 397 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:35.039 have done without that. 398 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:37.319 Yes, I'm gonna go buy myself at TV. 399 00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:41.759 And finally I worked at an office building and a 400 00:17:41.880 --> 00:17:43.960 nice guy had his lunch breaks at the same time 401 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:47.000