Speaker 1: You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, I mean now lother boys really communicate like
Speaker 2: you do. I'm still glad you thinks of shoring it
Speaker 2: because I really want to stick my pins in you
Speaker 2: of the Jaina. Yes now it's Jimmy Vernaz. What I'm
Speaker 2: not doing that with the Talent show is tomorrow night
Speaker 2: kick Air.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Going Down to South, part of the podcast
Speaker 3: where we always have ourselves the time, and is the
Speaker 3: first review of twenty twenty six. We're here or a
Speaker 3: good stiffy. It's erection day.
Speaker 1: I'm Dando and I'm guy. We're back, baby back.
Speaker 3: Indeed, remember the first time when you were a kid
Speaker 3: at school and you got a good rock hard stiffy
Speaker 3: and you're like, I don't know what to do now,
Speaker 3: because I certainly do tell us more memories of more
Speaker 3: high school. I just have memories are sort of standing
Speaker 3: in line to get into class because you know that
Speaker 3: you have to work for the teachers to arrive. I'll
Speaker 3: be like get my school bos covering myself. I'm like,
Speaker 3: go down, go down. But you're like, you know when
Speaker 3: you're year seven and you see all these hot girls
Speaker 3: around school and their school informans.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, well, go down, go down, here's the thing,
Speaker 1: and amazing sound kind of inappropriate grown men talking about
Speaker 1: this kind of things.
Speaker 3: Going down to SOUTHUK, it's probably the place to talk
Speaker 3: about it's.
Speaker 1: Probably the place to talk about this kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And look, this is all reminiscence. We're not sort of
Speaker 1: looking at it. We're not being a couple of elderly
Speaker 1: gentlemen sort of leering over the school yard fence at
Speaker 1: our advanced ages. No, no, we're taking it back to
Speaker 1: when we were thirteen, fourteen, fifteen or something. And here's
Speaker 1: the thing about Australia. The new school year starts in summertime.
Speaker 1: So you've been away from each other for what a
Speaker 1: couple of months, six weeks to two months to two months?
Speaker 1: What can happen in that time you come back. You know,
Speaker 1: maybe someone's shot up a couple of inches, Maybe someone's
Speaker 1: shot out a couple of inches, and maybe someone shoots
Speaker 1: up a couple of inches when that happens. But yeah,
Speaker 1: you come back, it's like somebody had to glow up
Speaker 1: over the summer. And also you know you're not exactly
Speaker 1: wearing your overcoat or stuff like that. You're in shorts
Speaker 1: and you're in thin you know, dresses and things like that.
Speaker 3: You get to the beach after school and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and also usually swimming is going to be
Speaker 1: happening as part of your your sports regime and things
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: So it's oh wow, yeah, so that easy brother, tough,
Speaker 3: tough outed for the kid. Do you see, mister Hanky,
Speaker 3: you just need a little Christians I agree.
Speaker 1: Indeed someone had a little Christmas magic over the Christmas season,
Speaker 1: and yeah, someone got a whole new set of such
Speaker 1: and such. Anyway, But do I remember a specific erection
Speaker 1: from my teenage years and my high school years. No,
Speaker 1: probably because there were just so damn many of them.
Speaker 3: I can't remember. It's like specific erections, but I can remember,
Speaker 3: like that one on January twenty sixth. That was a
Speaker 3: good erection, that one. But it was like I remember
Speaker 3: being in class and going, oh, okay, cross the legs,
Speaker 3: think of think of un sexy thoughts, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Moore is reminded of that line from from
Speaker 1: super Bad. It's like, you know, they got these two,
Speaker 1: you got Jona Hill and Michael Sarah and then'y thing
Speaker 1: you're talking about wouldn't it be wonderful to live in
Speaker 1: a world where girls weren't freaked out by erections. Yeah,
Speaker 1: freaked out by a bonus. So they're probably not. I mean,
Speaker 1: they probably are, but they also it's like they're probably
Speaker 1: just as curious about everything's going on as we are.
Speaker 1: But but direction Day erectionsode a really good episode. I mean,
Speaker 1: when we've spoken about the last two episodes of South
Speaker 1: Park that we've discussed on on the show, the ones
Speaker 1: that you're like, oh, these are probably my two favorites.
Speaker 1: This is definitely sort of.
Speaker 3: Rocketed up to you know, it's been a triple threat
Speaker 3: it has this is one of the two piece feet
Speaker 3: it's not the triple threat Lucy, Death of Very Cartment
Speaker 3: and now direction Day.
Speaker 1: This is one of my favorite episodes. I really really
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd say so, you're a big fan of Jimmy
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: But I like Jimmy a whole lot.
Speaker 3: But a bit to say on Jimmy, But yeah, continue.
Speaker 1: One thing I really love. As listeners will know, I
Speaker 1: grew up in the eighties. I was a teenager in
Speaker 1: the eighties, and I'm a genre of movie that was
Speaker 1: very popular around the time that I was fifteen sixteen
Speaker 1: seventeen was the one crazy night movie. They still exist,
Speaker 1: but there were a lot of them in the eighties
Speaker 1: where it's kind of like, yeah, you think of something
Speaker 1: like maybe Adventures in Babysitting. It was like, yeah, we're
Speaker 1: from the suburbs. We've ended up in the big city.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, everything's going wrong. There's a bit of danger.
Speaker 1: Nothing too bad, but you know, things could go wrong.
Speaker 3: It's like the hangover kind of thing, where a shit
Speaker 3: happening on that A.
Speaker 1: Little bit like that. I mean, yeah, but it's generally
Speaker 1: squares get hip, you know, it's like that, or exposed
Speaker 1: to stuff that's above their.
Speaker 3: Pay grade, a little bit of the nerds. I can't
Speaker 3: two great names, but I can't really recall much about
Speaker 3: those movies. I remember them being on and Mum saying
Speaker 3: don't watch that, and meat going sneaking, going why can
Speaker 3: I watch it? And I'm like, this is boring? And
Speaker 3: then I saw the the part I wasn't supposed to
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I suppose I.
Speaker 3: Love the bell sound of the of the stiffy It's coming,
Speaker 3: you know what it is reminded me of if you
Speaker 3: I never worked in the milk. But imagine working in a
Speaker 3: milk bay. You hit the bells like someone's coming, don't
Speaker 3: go to.
Speaker 1: Work, it's business time. Yeah, but the fact this you
Speaker 1: ends up with a kid on the wrong side of
Speaker 1: town getting into wolves risky business for instance. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a bit like that, getting into scrace that you know,
Speaker 1: who would have thought that I would ended up, you know,
Speaker 1: in a car chase, you know, trading you know, trading
Speaker 1: shots with a pimp. You know, I'm trying to rescue
Speaker 1: this sec worker, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, there
Speaker 1: are there are movies like that. But I love that
Speaker 1: Parker and Stones that to pay tribute to that with this,
Speaker 1: but while also you know, acknowledging the very real and
Speaker 1: very serious problem of unwanted directions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can't you can't stop them once they come.
Speaker 3: When they're coming, Oh yeah, not coming. Hopefully they're not
Speaker 3: see that would be yeah, I'm glad that would go
Speaker 3: that far.
Speaker 1: That would just add insult to injury. Imagine that if
Speaker 1: you're just you know, sitting sitting in math class and
Speaker 1: pretty girl a couple of rows down, you know, the
Speaker 1: sun hits her just right, and all of a sudden
Speaker 1: you think.
Speaker 3: Wow, I wouldn't it be nice to be the boy
Speaker 3: depending what you like.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was very very narrow thinking of me. But okay,
Speaker 1: that's special someone. And all of a sudden, yes.
Speaker 3: You got.
Speaker 1: It's springy, it said, like, oh wow, I mean but
Speaker 1: it's bad enough.
Speaker 3: What does it do it? It spits? What? What's but
Speaker 3: describe it? It's sneeze his milk milk? Yes, oh gosh, yeah,
Speaker 3: well that's the thing.
Speaker 1: But it's bad enough that you have got this. I
Speaker 1: won't say unsightly bulging and pound because's pretty silently.
Speaker 3: Oh, Jimmy put me to shame, mate.
Speaker 1: I think that was a fantasy slash night yeh know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, but yeah, imagine if you're actually sort of yeah,
Speaker 1: made an unexpected deposit.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, not good. Not good. The Jimmy character, though
Speaker 3: he's one for me, where we always touched on on
Speaker 3: four figure discount, the side characters don't need to be
Speaker 3: fleshed out. We talked about on their Christmas special where
Speaker 3: mister Hanky was a character we didn't need to know
Speaker 3: more information about it was. It was entertaining, but I
Speaker 3: personally didn't need to know all that. Ship Jimmy is
Speaker 3: a character where if you overuse him, he can get
Speaker 3: for me old fast. Thankfully, training are smart enough to go.
Speaker 3: Let's just give them like one episode a season, yeah,
Speaker 3: and we'll do it really well. So we've had like
Speaker 3: up the down steroid, we've had crazy cripples in our
Speaker 3: erection day. And there's something about the Jimmy character where
Speaker 3: you just is he is he a dork? Because they
Speaker 3: originally introduced him as a real prick, and I didn't
Speaker 3: think he was very likable. And now they've I think
Speaker 3: they're straight away from the prick aspect and now he's
Speaker 3: just you gotta love Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look I find him very likable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And look.
Speaker 1: It sounds kind of cruel in some ways. I mean,
Speaker 1: they're not making him the butt of the joke in anyway,
Speaker 1: but I mean, I think it's funnier that Jimmy is
Speaker 1: the one who's getting these hard ones and has to
Speaker 1: sort of work out a way to work around them
Speaker 1: or work with them or whatever, then say Stan or Kyle,
Speaker 1: And look, part of the nature of that is the
Speaker 1: fact that he has this disability. I mean, it's I
Speaker 1: don't think Parker and Stone are playing that aspect of
Speaker 1: it for laughs. Not once, but it adds a certain
Speaker 1: wrinkle to it because.
Speaker 3: He could have he could have also had the hooker
Speaker 3: say things like, how are we going to do it
Speaker 3: with your legs?
Speaker 1: Like that that that's never brought up at all, but
Speaker 1: it's still there, and it's I think it's not at
Speaker 1: the front of your mind. It's still sort of at
Speaker 1: the back of your mind. It's like, it's kind of
Speaker 1: funny that this this kid is making making his way
Speaker 1: on his crutches is kind of like, yeah, also having
Speaker 1: to deal with it with this other thing as well.
Speaker 3: And he also uses confidence in charisma, so he's the
Speaker 3: one that's like he's now lost his confidence and he's
Speaker 3: lost his ability to do Standard's correct.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not that he's lost his ability to
Speaker 1: do it, but it's kind of like this is standing
Speaker 1: in the way of me actually, yeah, doing what I do. Bet.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it is literally my my favorite recurring
Speaker 1: bit and I'm sorry to step on favorite moments here,
Speaker 1: but just the concept of Rond.
Speaker 4: But the town choose to marinate it in two hours.
Speaker 3: He seems a job. It's just a job for him.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't cap to get my rocks off.
Speaker 3: It's like, I just I'm gotta get this done. Why
Speaker 3: won't you let me stick my penis in your vagina?
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't think he's deriving any pleasure from
Speaker 1: that at all. Yeah, I mean it. It is kind of.
Speaker 3: Screwed up that he actually does have sex with the prostitute.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but I just love that. It's going of
Speaker 4: I need to get this out of the way so
Speaker 4: I can go do the Town because the Town show
Speaker 4: it's bin. But when he sort of talks about and
Speaker 4: when he's sort of doing all this quote unquote sexy talk,
Speaker 4: he's just doing it in Jimmy voice, but not in
Speaker 4: a way that's sort of like he's not doing it
Speaker 4: in a Barry White kind of way. I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 4: going to do it again, but I gotta read your horn.
Speaker 4: They just won't quit.
Speaker 1: How is that not the funniest fucking thing you've ever
Speaker 1: heard in your Life's okay, let's get drund it. This
Speaker 1: episode could just be me reciting Jimmy lines and I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for me. It will be the funniest episode ever.
Speaker 3: It's gonna get favorite moments you've already gotten in to.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound
Speaker 1: insensitive when I say. The fact that you know the
Speaker 1: Jimmy is the character has to deal with this makes
Speaker 1: it funnier. But it's also you know, you hear that
Speaker 1: thing from comedians like, oh if I rag on someone
Speaker 1: who was differently abled or who is marginalized or whatever.
Speaker 1: I think lazy comedians tend to use in this cab it.
Speaker 3: They love it.
Speaker 1: They just want to be part of the game. I
Speaker 1: often think that is the case. I think they really
Speaker 1: do want to be part of the gag. I think, well,
Speaker 1: you're poke in.
Speaker 3: Front of that guy, and that I feel sorry for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah don't. Yeah, just take the piss out of me
Speaker 1: as well. Please, I can take it. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: probably dealing with a lot worse shit than this one thing.
Speaker 3: I've just noticed. They didn't actually make fun of his
Speaker 3: stutter in this episode. No, did he stutter at all?
Speaker 3: Not that I recall.
Speaker 1: You didn't do that, did any of that? There was
Speaker 1: maybe once was there, I don't remember. I can't remember
Speaker 1: exactly where. But but if we're talking their favorite I mean,
Speaker 1: they're mostly Jimmy, but at the very start, when yeah,
Speaker 1: they're reading out the suggestions from now all the questions
Speaker 1: from the anonymous.
Speaker 3: Mister he's gay.
Speaker 1: First of all, sometimes we bury it me and you
Speaker 1: were gay.
Speaker 3: But it's the close of Jimmy's face. I was like,
Speaker 3: that's yeah, yeah, no, he's pitching a turn right now.
Speaker 3: Just that's a great shot. Probably the worst human being alive.
Speaker 3: But this is hilarious. I'm doctor Powell, which means I'm
Speaker 3: doctor Powell. Oh yeah, but he becomes a sex paper.
Speaker 1: But then just be oh, so we can take it
Speaker 1: those shirts and kids. No, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Screw your kid.
Speaker 3: I love Cartman's scarface. I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 1: I didn't love it, but I thought, yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 3: It's just Trey Parker is obviously in the writer's room.
Speaker 3: He probably just did. He's like, what if you like
Speaker 3: if Cartman did the scarface voice, and it's like, we
Speaker 3: have to work this into a bit somewhere. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look, it's very guy coded this episode. But the fact
Speaker 1: that all the stuff that I like is either Jimmy
Speaker 1: or God kids and not going to be in your talent. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you drop a few bombs in there, but bombs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not the ones that we're actually saying. Yeah, we're saying,
Speaker 1: but when they're saying we're friend. The other thing is
Speaker 1: the wort. But I thought that was great. But just anytime,
Speaker 1: it's the talent with tomorrow hilarious.
Speaker 3: You would have liked the which is the General's what's
Speaker 3: what's the Gentleman's what's the the one where he carries
Speaker 3: her out and gentleman that's the one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the all the all the hookers on the
Speaker 1: street just clapping him in it's happening.
Speaker 3: But also Jimmy using comedy to solve the issue. But
Speaker 3: the weapon of cabinet is x X money was his name,
Speaker 3: Q money, Q money, cue money. He's like, it's actually
Speaker 3: very fun and the jokes were funny. All that down prices.
Speaker 3: We got this war with the Japan and chain you
Speaker 3: warrer in ma Stomic.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible Girl.
Speaker 3: I love that. Anything else that you enjoyed, I really
Speaker 3: like Jimmy and Cartmen's Dinner Scheme. Yeah, every movie's got one.
Speaker 1: Of like like a Cyrano ski.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the big headphones on it, but it's genuinely working.
Speaker 3: It's all working. Here's the other thing, what they're doing
Speaker 3: here is like, no, this ship actually works if you
Speaker 3: just sit there and pretend that you're actually interested. Oh God,
Speaker 3: did you.
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing though, the other way in that
Speaker 1: they don't sort of sideline on margin line Jimmy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: girl is saying. They're not saying no to Jimmy. That
Speaker 1: what they're saying. No, that's good because they really want
Speaker 1: to put my Pennis slap. Yeah, anyone's going to get Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if he's asking about the day, they're like, yeah, Jimmy, absolutely,
Speaker 1: Jimmy's cool guy, but that's.
Speaker 3: What he does. But it's memory, Nate, what I don't
Speaker 3: see the problem.
Speaker 1: That sound great because I really want to put my
Speaker 1: penis in your beginna. This is not the funniest thing anyway.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they're all my favorite story. There's there's so
Speaker 1: much more. Yeah, but that's the stuff that really leapt out.
Speaker 5: That's okay.
Speaker 3: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time.
Speaker 1: Your first question, I was better say I only have three,
Speaker 1: but I'm actually off like five.
Speaker 3: Okay, lot of this episode, one of my doctor Powell
Speaker 3: what's his name?
Speaker 1: Growing up, grown out, fucking worst.
Speaker 3: We can chat in provo. That's right, yeah, prevovo. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have questioning.
Speaker 1: Asshole when Jimmy And when Jimmy comes home, his parents
Speaker 1: are sitting in the couch. What is his dad reading?
Speaker 3: Oh, good question, no idea.
Speaker 1: It's reading a newspapers called the World News.
Speaker 3: World News. What is the prize for the talent show?
Speaker 1: Oh that's it's one hundred dollars for what I was
Speaker 1: one hundred about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just the more for the more. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Ummm, speaking of the town show, what's the name of
Speaker 1: the kid doing the first act? And what is that
Speaker 1: kid doing?
Speaker 3: I know he's doing the saxophone solo particular type of
Speaker 3: sex alto. Yeah, well done you Yeah, I can't remember
Speaker 3: his name. Billy turns out of a B. Yeah, I've
Speaker 3: got another name one. Then who is the girl that
Speaker 3: Jimmy asks the piece at school on the day?
Speaker 1: Now, that's a really I'm glad you like, because I
Speaker 1: mean I actually rewound this a couple of times because
Speaker 1: it's sort of surfer birth Okay, yeah, because it's I'm
Speaker 1: saying it's not beabe but it starts with a B.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's something I couldn't quite make out, but
Speaker 1: I didn't have subs on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, neither, Thank you very much for the living. How
Speaker 3: much was Jimmy's cab fair at the end? M six
Speaker 3: dollars and no, I do I know he asked for
Speaker 3: two back? Yeah, six dollars and twenty four cents. Twenty
Speaker 3: four cents.
Speaker 1: You know you're too bad. Please It's like I'm getting
Speaker 1: it through him. A ten.
Speaker 3: You must have given it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty decent tip that, by the way,
Speaker 1: very accommodating Cabby.
Speaker 3: Yes, just taking part in this card, which then is like, hey,
Speaker 3: thanks very much, kid, that's great. But is that also
Speaker 3: a joking of sense that that Cabby's are seemed to
Speaker 3: be willing to do that they were probably willing to
Speaker 3: do in movies? That car, I don't want to follow
Speaker 3: that car. That sounds dangerous.
Speaker 1: It is gonna get me in trouble.
Speaker 3: Follow that rapist. I don't think I want to. My
Speaker 3: final question for you is, um, what is the name
Speaker 3: of the restaurant? Kind of got the book of the.
Speaker 1: For the authentic experience of Taliano.
Speaker 3: I love he brings the hooker back there later on
Speaker 3: thinks think that's part of the proces. Take it for good.
Speaker 1: You're paid, you're bad. You have to do Wow, let's go.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if I mentioned this on
Speaker 1: the show, and that I'm sure I have, because I've
Speaker 1: got a very limited supply of anecdotes. Plus we've been
Speaker 1: talking a lot over the years, haven't we. Dan But
Speaker 1: there was a restaurant in Geelong. It's not there anymore,
Speaker 1: but do you remember Tony's on in High Street Belmont.
Speaker 3: No, it's.
Speaker 1: Not next just across the road from the Belmont Hotel. Okay,
Speaker 1: I do know that one. Yeah, it's not there anymore.
Speaker 1: But I've always said it was kind of like the
Speaker 1: it was like not babies first date. But if you're
Speaker 1: going out on a either you're going out to dinner
Speaker 1: with friends, it's kind of like, well, we're not going
Speaker 1: to macus. You know, we're sixteen. You know, let's let's
Speaker 1: aim to be a little more mature. Tony's fell like
Speaker 1: the place you would go like you know, it wasn't
Speaker 1: fancy or anything like that, but it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: prices were reasonable. Yeah, you get a pizza or you
Speaker 1: can get decent Italian food and all that kind of
Speaker 1: Stuffan you kind of felt like I was taking you're
Speaker 1: taking your first steps into adulthood. It's like the leader
Speaker 1: will have the chicken pumagan and I will have the Yeah,
Speaker 1: the catalonia or whatever.
Speaker 3: What would you order though, Well that thing you have
Speaker 3: to have a coca?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you recommend? Do you recommend Solu or doctor Pepper?
Speaker 1: But Daniel and I used to work at an establishment
Speaker 1: called the Pop Culture. It has an interesting group of
Speaker 1: employees and staffers. And these names, these names don't gott
Speaker 1: no me anything, but Dan and I will get a
Speaker 1: kick out of this. I think I think Eddie's parents
Speaker 1: used to run it, really, I think yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I was talking with Eddie's sister.
Speaker 3: I Reckon Afford all these Ninja turtle toys.
Speaker 1: And they're all they're all mad about the noise. The
Speaker 1: members of this family. It's like three kids from the
Speaker 1: same family working the kids.
Speaker 3: It's actually very impressive. The collection of toys this guy has.
Speaker 1: It's nuts. Yeah, but they mentioned and it's like, oh
Speaker 1: he ship Tony's Yeah, but that's what book at a fact,
Speaker 1: Jenie reminds me of.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, it's a real place that they've taken.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Book did Beppo, Yes, although which is a restaurant train,
Speaker 3: but Parkers don't say it's the actual restaurant. Is cuts
Speaker 3: it based on Romano's Macaroni Grill just an American casual
Speaker 3: dining restaurant.
Speaker 1: Honey, I know it's our fifth anniversary. It'sself for something special,
Speaker 1: We're going to Romano's Macaroni Grill.
Speaker 3: I love when they have like Italian American cuisine, like Italian.
Speaker 3: It's like we've got Italian food, but also ship that
Speaker 3: people don't want to actually eat Italian food. We'll just
Speaker 3: chuck like a banger is a mashi in there.
Speaker 1: I don't want to slide our American friends, of which
Speaker 1: we have many, and maybe maybe it is an Italian thing.
Speaker 1: But I mean when I hear people in America talking
Speaker 1: about going to an Italian restaurants like yeah, I had
Speaker 1: Spaghettian red sauce, it's like, I'm sure it has the
Speaker 1: actual name, or you could have said like tomato sauce
Speaker 1: or yeah. I think. I think when they say red sauce,
Speaker 1: I mean like a like a Napoli sauce bolones It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had spaghetti and red sorts like that just sounds terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, It's like that time I had a parmes I'm
Speaker 3: a proper parmesana, and it was just like a skinless
Speaker 3: chicken breast on a better pasta.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, oh, no, I've been there.
Speaker 3: I think we do it better.
Speaker 1: I think I've been a cost in to day breaded
Speaker 1: chicken with tomato and cheese, nor minor step in it.
Speaker 3: I've brought one last question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a name graffiti on the Hotel.
Speaker 3: Wall Hotel Holiday in graffiti. I don't know what is it?
Speaker 3: Turbo Turbo graffiti to Turbo, not the snail from the
Speaker 3: CGI film.
Speaker 1: No voice by Ryan Realnds apparently not really. This is
Speaker 1: before he was Ryan Rends though, No Ryan.
Speaker 3: Rens, Ryan Wait before way after Turbo, way before turb
Speaker 3: I should say Turbo was like twenty ten. Well yeah,
Speaker 3: but he.
Speaker 1: Wasn't gote Deadpool yet, it was It wasn't Deadpool.
Speaker 3: What did Deadpool come out two thousand and eight? I
Speaker 3: want to say two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. I want to say
Speaker 1: like two two sixteen.
Speaker 3: Wow was twenty sixteen? Fuck? I'm old? Fuck I'm right,
Speaker 3: So Turbo, that's when did Turbo come out? But he
Speaker 3: was a Voice of Turbo twenty thirteen. Okay, but I mean.
Speaker 1: He was it was Ryan Reunds, but he wasn't. Everyone's
Speaker 1: kind of like, we'd love Ryan Renalds. When's he going
Speaker 1: to finally sort of break through?
Speaker 3: But he tried it was a green Land wasn't tried
Speaker 3: green Land.
Speaker 1: He was in Blade three, and you know, he's doing
Speaker 1: all these comedies and that, you know. But while I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, so this guy's Van Wilder. That's
Speaker 1: pretty yeah, and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, but you know, and we get twenty five,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, these guys just Van Wilder.
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Speaker 3: of it now and I was like, ah.
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Speaker 3: were the top three films at the US box office
Speaker 3: when this episode originally aired. It was written and directed,
Speaker 3: of course, by It doesn't say directed by it on here,
Speaker 3: just is written by Trey Parker, no direct interest. But
Speaker 3: it's got the songs up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker,
Speaker 3: Jennifer Wan's The Yankee Doodled Boy and from Little Johnny
Speaker 3: Jones and Open Arms by Journey who seems Open Arms Journey?
Speaker 3: But who in this in the episode? That's what I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: does it appear? Does it may's just music they're playing somewhere.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's the girl on the piano. Oh of
Speaker 3: course it is, Yes, not one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Does a knowledge the other boys in this because you
Speaker 1: don't really see standard car that much with that achingly
Speaker 1: sincere of open Arms and the thin it stands down woo,
Speaker 1: because I mean we've all been there you've had to
Speaker 1: sit through school talent jos or something, and someone's up there,
Speaker 1: you know, doing a monologue of singer Sool, and you like,
Speaker 1: you wish them what.
Speaker 3: The best Jewish pay. So mister Mackie's in the school,
Speaker 3: in the classroom, he's going through the anonymous questions that
Speaker 3: they were all asked to do the previous day. Right,
Speaker 3: anonymous question and we'll answer them in class. You don't
Speaker 3: feel embarrassed.
Speaker 1: We never had this at school. I never had this
Speaker 1: at Mascot.
Speaker 3: I think we may have had this, but but yeah,
Speaker 3: recipe for disaster for mister MACKI because everything is just
Speaker 3: mister Mackie is gay. As you're saying, my parents hit
Speaker 3: me sometimes, and you're also gay, and you.
Speaker 1: A great line reading my bark sometimes my parents hit
Speaker 1: me and you were gay.
Speaker 3: You're good, yes, yes, But there's a question here about
Speaker 3: having a hard penis, and I love the focus on Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Jimmy's like and then they all I think they mock mock.
Speaker 3: I think they mocked the question, the question. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: he's like, no, we're going to talk about drugs instead,
Speaker 3: and it makes me discussing drugs come up here Jimmy
Speaker 3: here to wake come to the board, of course. Yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm all right. Yes, it wasn't what it wasn't a request. Yes, Jimmy, wake,
Speaker 3: come up to the to the board.
Speaker 4: If you can't be.
Speaker 6: Serious about the question box, then we'll just do drug
Speaker 6: identification exercise.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and.
Speaker 4: Write down the name of two narcotics?
Speaker 2: No, that that's okay, it's mickey, Jimmy.
Speaker 4: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: Just not right.
Speaker 3: They say it with me?
Speaker 1: Why the hell not?
Speaker 3: Is what?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 5: Right now?
Speaker 1: It is m okay, don't worry Jimmy.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's pick someone else.
Speaker 1: Eric Water, you come up here. Hey, that's bull crab.
Speaker 2: How can Jimmy don't have to do it?
Speaker 4: Will because Jimmy's pitching a tent right now?
Speaker 3: Is what? Then the kids they see the sign for
Speaker 3: the talent show, now call me crazy. My first thing,
Speaker 3: so the whole thing was Jimmy's getting erection. And then a
Speaker 3: couple of the kids are going, WHOA thought diffy? But
Speaker 3: the kids they see the sign for the talent show
Speaker 3: one hundred dollar more vouch. But they always go Jimmy
Speaker 3: always wins this. You know, he's just with his standard company.
Speaker 3: He's a brand of Standard company. But then they talked
Speaker 3: to him about something happen, talent show whatever, and he
Speaker 3: starts getting the direction. The bells go off, races to
Speaker 3: the toilet, but all the stalls are full.
Speaker 1: No room at the end.
Speaker 3: Virgin Mary, that's right, yes, And then he splashes the
Speaker 3: water on his face to try and come himself down.
Speaker 3: Butters walks just struts in, drops his Pantsih there's always
Speaker 3: that one kid that does this.
Speaker 1: Has he done this before?
Speaker 3: I think he has the ankles, bare ass.
Speaker 1: Completely dropping the shrides.
Speaker 3: Hilarious. I remember I walked to the kids into the
Speaker 3: boys toys and was like, why are your parents down there?
Speaker 3: I don't need bare ass right now. It's eleven in
Speaker 3: the morning. But he says, Tom, you know you're gonna
Speaker 3: win whatever. And then Jimmy gets home and I think
Speaker 3: it might be the first most in Jimmy's parents.
Speaker 1: Actually no, I think we're I've seen them once or
Speaker 1: twice Baker or by the way, but brings up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like someone's up whos dropping bombs? Whos dropping bombs? How
Speaker 1: about a courtesy flush. I've never heard of the notion
Speaker 1: of a courtesy flash.
Speaker 3: It's tongue flushes the stink away. Is that what it is? No?
Speaker 1: I thought it was kind of like, no one wants
Speaker 1: to hear the ship coming out of your arm. If
Speaker 1: you know it's about to drop, then maybe hit the flush.
Speaker 3: So we know what I usually do. I usually flush
Speaker 3: the toy just before I do it shit, so it's
Speaker 3: still flushing whilst I'm shitting because the initial shit. He's like,
Speaker 3: I don't even want to hear this thing because the
Speaker 3: first it's always the loudest. He just flushed the toilet
Speaker 3: there and by the time it's flushed.
Speaker 1: So maybe this is the courtesy flush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. But he gets home and his
Speaker 3: parents they know about him getting erections in the classroom
Speaker 3: because mister Mackie has called them, and then his dad
Speaker 3: makes some jokes and something hard we have a hard
Speaker 3: time talking about, get it. I mean, his dad's an idiot,
Speaker 3: So I guess I know why they did that me
Speaker 3: at home. I'm like, I got the joke the first time,
Speaker 3: but I guess his dad's a bit of a dog.
Speaker 3: So then they called in doctor Powell and why is
Speaker 3: he called doctor Pale because he's a pal. He's a
Speaker 3: doctor and your pal. Yes, and he asked him to leave.
Speaker 3: What do you say? He says various things like part
Speaker 3: of growing up, growing out more like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's no due respect to the late great Robin Williams,
Speaker 1: but he's he's riffing with the near speed determination of
Speaker 1: Robin Williams.
Speaker 3: He tells the parents to leave so they can talk
Speaker 3: in prevo, and then he's Once they've left, he says,
Speaker 3: maybe we can just take our shirts off and kiss.
Speaker 3: And it's like, oh, oh, he's getting dark.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like he folds it into, you know, all
Speaker 1: the other spirits. If we don't want to do we
Speaker 1: can take of our shirts and kiss.
Speaker 3: Tries two or three times, real is not gonna happen,
Speaker 3: and leaves.
Speaker 6: Jimmy, there's nothing weird about random erections. Almost every boy
Speaker 6: goes through a phase whereas Penis becomes hard for no
Speaker 6: particular reason. It's just part of growing up, growing up,
Speaker 6: growing out is more like it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I have.
Speaker 2: To make it stop. The Tennis show? Is it Friday?
Speaker 3: Tell you what?
Speaker 1: Mom and dad?
Speaker 6: Why don't you skid out for a tack and let
Speaker 6: us hipster's talk in prevo.
Speaker 3: All right, come on, honey, Jimmy.
Speaker 6: As you get older, your body goes through a lot
Speaker 6: of changes. Certain hormones start to release as your whole
Speaker 6: reproductive system begins to awaken.
Speaker 1: And so if you like, we can take off our
Speaker 1: shirts and kids.
Speaker 2: Come again.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, nothing you see? See that set you off
Speaker 6: in a different tangent. You're thinking a different way. That's
Speaker 6: what doctor Powell is here to do, unless, of course,
Speaker 6: you think we should take off our shirts and kids.
Speaker 2: No, I now want to take up my shirts and kids.
Speaker 3: Well, then the hell with you, kid.
Speaker 6: You can just deal with your problems on your own.
Speaker 3: Jimmy is now having a nightmare of the Talent Show
Speaker 3: that he's doing his stand up at Martha Stewart, which
Speaker 3: he uses later on.
Speaker 1: Different because this one, Yeah, he does two Martha's Stewart jokes.
Speaker 1: They'd have a different one Vatican. They have different punchlines. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's one about her new fashion access for
Speaker 1: me is like an ankle bracelet or something, and the
Speaker 1: other one is like or launching a new magazine, Living
Speaker 1: Martha Stewart, Living Umburella or something or something like that.
Speaker 1: But they're definitely different gags.
Speaker 3: I love that they keep playing up there have you
Speaker 3: seen it? Every single bit math she's kidding and.
Speaker 1: He gets the stiffy So is that that's Jay Lenard? Right?
Speaker 3: It sounds very Jay Lens, doesn't It.
Speaker 1: Is one of those guys are just like, why are
Speaker 1: we taking shots at Jay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean there was a whole apparently he's the whole
Speaker 1: taking still from Letterman or something and whatnot. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he seems like a.
Speaker 3: Decent enough whenever I see now it looks like he's
Speaker 3: been beaten up by the mob for the debts. There
Speaker 3: was that thing though, he fell down this little hill
Speaker 3: that was a very sort of targeted. Did he find
Speaker 3: his eye? He feund down his little grassy field and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden he headed busted over.
Speaker 1: From the grassy knoll.
Speaker 3: Why was he going there anyway? Anyway? So I guess
Speaker 3: the erection during during the talent show, during the Talent Show,
Speaker 3: on his in his dream but put stiffly puts sold shame,
Speaker 3: Oh exactly. I was like, Jesus, don't be scared to me.
Speaker 3: But then it's the expansion pack Garrison and says we're
Speaker 3: laughing at him. They could have easily made a very
Speaker 3: creepy petal gag with Garrison, but they didn't. True But
Speaker 3: I mean he's a woman now.
Speaker 1: Though, Well yeah, but is he.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't like little boys, but there's never been
Speaker 3: his thing, of course. Yeah, yeah, I went up. You
Speaker 3: know what I could have appreciated having missed a slave
Speaker 3: in the crack Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. And he wakes
Speaker 3: up and punches himself and the knob and hurts himself.
Speaker 3: Butters is practicing his litterally performance for the talent show
Speaker 3: and Jimmy comes to talk about it because he's the
Speaker 3: only one who feels like he can trust and you
Speaker 3: won't make fun of him.
Speaker 1: This again, we talk about the sweetness of Butters, like, gosh,
Speaker 1: it never makes fun of someone with a problem, so
Speaker 1: of course he wouldn't a good guy.
Speaker 3: But is this the friend we all need in our life?
Speaker 3: And he says, if you know, you know what to
Speaker 3: do when your penis gets hard. He's like, oh, of course,
Speaker 3: of course I know what to do. And he says,
Speaker 3: you put it into girl with Janna and he'll sneeze
Speaker 3: some milk into a tummy. And then then the man
Speaker 3: this is interesting woman found. This feels like the story
Speaker 3: his dad told him. Oh yeah, yes, and then he
Speaker 3: needs to find a woman before the talent show. He
Speaker 3: needs to sneeze a milk, doesn't he Indeed, he goes
Speaker 3: to chat to Bertha at school and he artistics peenis
Speaker 3: and a vagina, which doesn't go down well, comes like
Speaker 3: what the hell are you doing? First? Need to take
Speaker 3: her out for some Italian food and make her think
Speaker 3: you're a good listener.
Speaker 1: I love that everyone sort of got their own bit
Speaker 1: of advice to give him. You know, Butter's is helping out,
Speaker 1: Carton's helping out the sort of got on. They're very
Speaker 1: close to getting sort of like yeah, you gotta go
Speaker 1: out for dinner or you know, you've got to do
Speaker 1: this kind of day.
Speaker 3: This does sound like something his mum would say. The
Speaker 3: first of all, you gonna take me out the dinner.
Speaker 1: You gotta wine and done, yes, exactly by a girl dinner.
Speaker 3: First, I just fix her toilet. Apparently.
Speaker 1: I love it. Can you get can come and help
Speaker 1: me out? Cart because you're like, well, you're like a
Speaker 1: white hitch.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's kind of a data gag now,
Speaker 3: because it is who the fuck knows what hitches any anymore?
Speaker 3: Do you do?
Speaker 1: You want to explain hitch to the I.
Speaker 3: Watched it once at the movies when it first came out.
Speaker 3: I ever watched since. But basically, Will Smith is like
Speaker 3: a dating expert who helps dug from King of the Queens.
Speaker 3: What is his name? Kevin Kevin James? Yeah on dates right? Yeah,
Speaker 3: well yeah, he's like the Yeah, he helps dudes. He's
Speaker 3: the love maddic grandpa.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and he's got two sort of really seems
Speaker 1: like he's got two clients because he's got Kevin James
Speaker 1: and he helps Kevin James land like the supermodel. But
Speaker 1: the other guy's burn Notice.
Speaker 3: Oh it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice and who turns
Speaker 1: out to be using hitches techniques.
Speaker 3: Just to get laid.
Speaker 1: What how How did he not use hitches techniques to
Speaker 1: find true love? He's just like, no, I'm going to
Speaker 1: use this you. Will Smith really takes events of this
Speaker 1: and then slaps him.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the purpose of your jump?
Speaker 1: But they remember that the post that I was like,
Speaker 1: Will Smith is looking really good. His his belt buckle
Speaker 1: is like an hPer hitch. I'm like nah. I mean
Speaker 1: Willis Smith is hitch. It did feel like that. It
Speaker 1: was in the era when will could do no wrong.
Speaker 3: It was and four ish, Yeah, yeah, it was he
Speaker 3: hadn't quite hit because when when did a damn fall start?
Speaker 1: I think it was late two thousands because he didn't
Speaker 1: pursue it happiness and yeah, and that was that was
Speaker 1: pretty well received. Yeah, but then he did another one
Speaker 1: called Seven Pounds, and everyone was like oh yes, oh
Speaker 1: and I was by the same director and it was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow An interesting you know, the story of you know,
Speaker 1: modern life or whatever.
Speaker 3: This is fucking weird. The movie that you liked but
Speaker 3: everyone else hated. With his kid oh after Earth, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's pretty good. Maybe that's when the Daan face started
Speaker 3: when he tried to push his kids onto us.
Speaker 1: They weren't into it.
Speaker 3: When the care backing forth, no, no.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then she didn't want to do that anymore. Well,
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, I've done shading, I've done shaken
Speaker 1: my hairbag, and I'm going to shave it off Jadan,
Speaker 1: just like I just want to wear wi shit on
Speaker 1: the red carpet. It was talking about weird GLOSSI being
Speaker 1: on the internet.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's the story of his life. Now we are
Speaker 3: is is he just living off daddy's money? Really? Oh man,
Speaker 3: she's living off daddy's that he had a lot of money,
Speaker 3: Yeah he did. But so he's chat the birtha. It's
Speaker 3: not going well. So then he asked human to invite
Speaker 3: him onto the date like the whitehitch, do not be said,
Speaker 3: and he arrives at Shawna's house. So shawn has agreed
Speaker 3: to go on a date with Jimmy, and he takes
Speaker 3: it the book at the Fagga Chinis and then just
Speaker 3: the various lines. Now, Taylor is so interesting. Tell me, wow,
Speaker 3: that is so interesting. I never thought of it that way.
Speaker 3: But you're right.
Speaker 1: He now repeat back the final sentence. I never thought
Speaker 1: of it that way.
Speaker 3: Wow, how it's safely And then he asked to stick
Speaker 3: the penisula vagina, which doesn't go well. She throws the
Speaker 3: water at him and against feedback. Yet then it's time
Speaker 3: for the talent show, and first up we have Billy
Speaker 3: Turner from the third grade with his sax solo just
Speaker 3: fairly average, and Jimmy is just outside crying, and Barbara
Speaker 3: Barbrady here right, it was not the right voice. It
Speaker 3: was a.
Speaker 1: Weird scene different. It did seem like someone doing an okay,
Speaker 1: bar Brad impersonation, but I did bar Brady.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, But there were.
Speaker 1: One or two near the end there was like girls
Speaker 1: on one I have. It's like, it doesn't sound quite
Speaker 1: like him, close enough, but not quite. Jimmy, what are
Speaker 1: you doing out here? The talent show is in sewing.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna perform in the talent show.
Speaker 4: Not perform, But Jimmy, you love talent shows.
Speaker 1: Everyone in town knows that.
Speaker 2: I just can't risk getting up in front of everyone.
Speaker 1: Why all right, I keep.
Speaker 2: Getting an direction for no reason. Okay, but I can't
Speaker 2: get any of the girls here to let.
Speaker 3: Me do it to him.
Speaker 1: Well, of course not, Jimmy.
Speaker 4: Little girls don't want to have sex.
Speaker 2: Then why does God make it so that my peace
Speaker 2: gets hardest? Girls don't want to have it in it?
Speaker 2: The genis it's like a cruel joke.
Speaker 4: Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure.
Speaker 1: They're not like the ladies down at Colefax Point.
Speaker 6: Cofax Point, Well, yeah, those women will have sex with anybody.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 2: Maybe I can catch the bus and get down there
Speaker 2: before the talent show ends. Thanks Off, vibrady, you're welcome.
Speaker 5: Jim Wait Colefax Point, pimps and hose and tricks in rows,
Speaker 5: women walk the streets with corns on their feets, broken
Speaker 5: dreams and no ice creams.
Speaker 3: Then we I love the voice over here, pimpcils, hose
Speaker 3: and tricks and rose I don't know exactly, broken and
Speaker 3: no ice creams, Broken dreams and no ice creams. But
Speaker 3: Jimmy arrives at Colefax Point and he finds the nut
Speaker 3: Gobbler and he takes he takes her on a date
Speaker 3: to book a faker change. That's all we know. He's like, well,
Speaker 3: this is the process, all the process.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, he announces intense words like he said before,
Speaker 1: I get a reaching harder and they just one kid
Speaker 1: and the tail show has already starnd it.
Speaker 3: So he tries the same routine. Very stuff, please tell
Speaker 3: me more. Also, it's dude, I'm pissing blood. It's pretty grass.
Speaker 1: She's sitting with a legs sort of spread and all
Speaker 1: you respect an gobble. It's looking kind of mankey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not great then around that part of the.
Speaker 3: World, yep. But then I love that. So she says
Speaker 3: we can just go do it. And he's jumping Jesus,
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Speaker 3: But the piper arrives and he's like, no, she's my gop,
Speaker 3: she's mate, she's my but Q Money drags her by
Speaker 3: the hair, sir, that is my whole. And then the
Speaker 3: talent show again, the girls playing the piano and just
Speaker 3: like it's just it's just a break up time. And
Speaker 3: then Q Money drives off with the nut gobbler and
Speaker 3: Jimmy follows him in the cab.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill you whole.
Speaker 3: Yes, he Money says he's gonna kill her, and then
Speaker 3: they get stuck. She get stuck, Betwen the true Carter.
Speaker 3: Jim is like, hold my crutch dragon between she got
Speaker 3: one leg in that car. One leg in that car.
Speaker 3: You knew where this is going. I first of all
Speaker 3: thought she's gonna get splattered on something, but no, we
Speaker 3: find out what happens in just a few moments. So
Speaker 3: we cut back to the goth kids singing their song.
Speaker 3: And you know, I watched this going. Guy's gonna like this?
Speaker 3: I did like that, and the song they played to
Speaker 3: felt very much what a goth kidd like, like the
Speaker 3: Smith's early depeche Mode. Then a motorcyclist he's riding in
Speaker 3: front of the cars towards him and gets his head
Speaker 3: stuck and you know where, and then kim and he
Speaker 3: shoots him, I believe, I think he shoots him and
Speaker 3: drags the bodies. He drags the gobblet back into the
Speaker 3: car with him. So Jimmy's now stuck with the cab
Speaker 3: because Jimmy was he on the cap at this point yet? No,
Speaker 3: he's not yet. No, he comes up in just a
Speaker 3: few moments. And then Clark and Laura are doing their
Speaker 3: magic show. I want to see what they did. It
Speaker 3: looked like yeah, but is that? But it's time to
Speaker 3: sing now we have here where? But as they go,
Speaker 3: that's my boy, I'm surprised they had that line. It
Speaker 3: didn't cut back to him saying, oh, you were not
Speaker 3: my son or something, because what I thought when he
Speaker 3: forgot the words, I thought that was gonna, oh no,
Speaker 3: he's not my kid or whatever. But no, if he
Speaker 3: has the words, what's himself? Whees himself? Yep? And then
Speaker 3: Miss Carrison walks in very nice short and sweeting it up.
Speaker 3: Then Jimmy jumps onto Q Money's car, pays his cave fair.
Speaker 3: He pays make your money obviously, as we've already discussed,
Speaker 3: and then they crash and Jimmy ends up flying off
Speaker 3: the top of the lands and a pile of garbage,
Speaker 3: and Q Money drags the hoo can that guble upstairs
Speaker 3: and Jimmy gets an erection.
Speaker 1: Oh jesus, not right now.
Speaker 3: Then Cartman is doing his select readings from Scarface, which
Speaker 3: I got to get. It's just again felt like something
Speaker 3: funny in the wviterer's room, the throne in there. Please too, Money, don't.
Speaker 3: I told him not to turn on me.
Speaker 2: Ale, Hey, Jackies, I'm sorry I resorted to calling you
Speaker 2: jackys just now, but I'm very upset.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you gotta do? Huh? I got four
Speaker 3: feet on you and a girl? What do you have?
Speaker 2: What do I have?
Speaker 3: The weapon of comedy?
Speaker 2: So apparently the Chinese in the Japanese aren't getting along lady.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing. Their food hasn't been getting
Speaker 2: along with my stomach for years.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good, maths.
Speaker 2: Stude's out of jail. Have you've seen this? Have you
Speaker 2: heard about this? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: She's apparently gotten real good at taking cakes with keys
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: Serve to write your son of a pitch.
Speaker 2: Nice teamwork, gobblet.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you chased me all this way. You
Speaker 1: you really.
Speaker 5: Care about me?
Speaker 2: Not really, You're just a hooker and I need to
Speaker 2: get late. The talent show could be over any minute.
Speaker 1: That's good enough for me, take me to bed. The
Speaker 1: pimp is kind of he's not. Ah, it's a funny.
Speaker 3: That's a good observation. I thought that was. That's pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she is like that, but it's just enough time for
Speaker 3: that to get a pole or something and knock him
Speaker 3: out and they leave. But did I leave yet? I
Speaker 3: think I just leave just yet. But basically, she says,
Speaker 3: you're a hero, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, really, you're a hooker and I need to
Speaker 1: get late.
Speaker 3: Critically very matter of fact. Yes, so she says, take
Speaker 3: me to bed, So he carries it much like the
Speaker 3: officer and a gentleman to.
Speaker 1: The tune of Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker,
Speaker 1: and Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Warns, yes, and the hookers will clap as they walk in,
Speaker 3: and yeah, he proceeds to have sex with the hooker.
Speaker 1: Yes, indeed at the hotel. Yes, root number twelve, by the.
Speaker 3: Way, number twelve. Okay. Then we have I singing the
Speaker 3: Yankee little Boy song. It's just whatever, it is, what
Speaker 3: it is, yep, it's just I just pretty. It's just time,
Speaker 3: it's filling yep. And the show's about to be over
Speaker 3: and they're about to decide which actually hated the least.
Speaker 3: But then Jimmy arrives. I think it's time to give
Speaker 3: me the microphone and he does his stand up talking
Speaker 3: about Bagdad and whatever. But then he gets an erection again.
Speaker 3: He said, oh, you get to be kidding me. You
Speaker 3: can't stop. There's no stopping. It's no stopping. It hard
Speaker 3: on no, And as the end of erection day, fantastic
Speaker 3: episode a sound Park just enjoyed it so much. It's
Speaker 3: good when to just give us a Jimmy episode from
Speaker 3: time to time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's a spice that you shouldn't overdo and
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have too frequently, and then when you do.
Speaker 3: Have the oh yeah, indeed, yes, all right. So that
Speaker 3: is our review of Erection Day. The next episode we're
Speaker 3: gonna be reviewing two days before the Day after Tomorrow,
Speaker 3: massuming it's a pisstake of disaster movies.
Speaker 1: I should certainly hope.
Speaker 3: So I've had The Day After Tomorrow sitting there in
Speaker 3: my must watch list for a while because he keep
Speaker 3: saying it's not a bad movie. I have nothing but
Speaker 3: bad thoughts about when we going to the movies and
Speaker 3: never watching it since. But I bought on Blue Red
Speaker 3: when it again, I just buy blue reds when the're cheap, right, correct,
Speaker 3: And it's sitting now, I'm going I'm gonna have to
Speaker 3: rewatch it. I think I'm gonna have to rewatch it.
Speaker 3: Before I watched this episode.
Speaker 1: Now would be the perfect time, with the perfect time, okah,
Speaker 1: with the planet on fire and this episode coming up,
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