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<v Speaker 1>You know, Jimmy, you are a great listener.

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<v Speaker 2>Really yeah, I mean now lother boys really communicate like

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<v Speaker 2>you do. I'm still glad you thinks of shoring it

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<v Speaker 2>because I really want to stick my pins in you

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<v Speaker 2>of the Jaina. Yes now it's Jimmy Vernaz. What I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not doing that with the Talent show is tomorrow night

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<v Speaker 2>kick Air.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Going Down to South, part of the podcast

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<v Speaker 3>where we always have ourselves the time, and is the

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<v Speaker 3>first review of twenty twenty six. We're here or a

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<v Speaker 3>good stiffy. It's erection day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Dando and I'm guy. We're back, baby back.

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<v Speaker 3>Indeed, remember the first time when you were a kid

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<v Speaker 3>at school and you got a good rock hard stiffy

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<v Speaker 3>and you're like, I don't know what to do now,

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<v Speaker 3>because I certainly do tell us more memories of more

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<v Speaker 3>high school. I just have memories are sort of standing

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<v Speaker 3>in line to get into class because you know that

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<v Speaker 3>you have to work for the teachers to arrive. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be like get my school bos covering myself. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>go down, go down. But you're like, you know when

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<v Speaker 3>you're year seven and you see all these hot girls

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<v Speaker 3>around school and their school informans.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, oh, well, go down, go down, here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and amazing sound kind of inappropriate grown men talking about

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<v Speaker 1>this kind of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Going down to SOUTHUK, it's probably the place to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably the place to talk about this kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, this is all reminiscence. We're not sort of

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<v Speaker 1>looking at it. We're not being a couple of elderly

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<v Speaker 1>gentlemen sort of leering over the school yard fence at

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<v Speaker 1>our advanced ages. No, no, we're taking it back to

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<v Speaker 1>when we were thirteen, fourteen, fifteen or something. And here's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing about Australia. The new school year starts in summertime.

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<v Speaker 1>So you've been away from each other for what a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of months, six weeks to two months to two months?

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<v Speaker 1>What can happen in that time you come back. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe someone's shot up a couple of inches, Maybe someone's

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<v Speaker 1>shot out a couple of inches, and maybe someone shoots

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<v Speaker 1>up a couple of inches when that happens. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you come back, it's like somebody had to glow up

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<v Speaker 1>over the summer. And also you know you're not exactly

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<v Speaker 1>wearing your overcoat or stuff like that. You're in shorts

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<v Speaker 1>and you're in thin you know, dresses and things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>You get to the beach after school and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, and also usually swimming is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>happening as part of your your sports regime and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's oh wow, yeah, so that easy brother, tough,

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<v Speaker 3>tough outed for the kid. Do you see, mister Hanky,

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<v Speaker 3>you just need a little Christians I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed someone had a little Christmas magic over the Christmas season,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, someone got a whole new set of such

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<v Speaker 1>and such. Anyway, But do I remember a specific erection

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<v Speaker 1>from my teenage years and my high school years. No,

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<v Speaker 1>probably because there were just so damn many of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember. It's like specific erections, but I can remember,

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<v Speaker 3>like that one on January twenty sixth. That was a

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<v Speaker 3>good erection, that one. But it was like I remember

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<v Speaker 3>being in class and going, oh, okay, cross the legs,

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<v Speaker 3>think of think of un sexy thoughts, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Moore is reminded of that line from from

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<v Speaker 1>super Bad. It's like, you know, they got these two,

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<v Speaker 1>you got Jona Hill and Michael Sarah and then'y thing

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about wouldn't it be wonderful to live in

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<v Speaker 1>a world where girls weren't freaked out by erections. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>freaked out by a bonus. So they're probably not. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they probably are, but they also it's like they're probably

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<v Speaker 1>just as curious about everything's going on as we are.

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<v Speaker 1>But but direction Day erectionsode a really good episode. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>when we've spoken about the last two episodes of South

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<v Speaker 1>Park that we've discussed on on the show, the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that you're like, oh, these are probably my two favorites.

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<v Speaker 1>This is definitely sort of.

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<v Speaker 3>Rocketed up to you know, it's been a triple threat

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<v Speaker 3>it has this is one of the two piece feet

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<v Speaker 3>it's not the triple threat Lucy, Death of Very Cartment

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<v Speaker 3>and now direction Day.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one of my favorite episodes. I really really

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, i'd say so, you're a big fan of Jimmy

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<v Speaker 3>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like Jimmy a whole lot.

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<v Speaker 3>But a bit to say on Jimmy, But yeah, continue.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing I really love. As listeners will know, I

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in the eighties. I was a teenager in

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties, and I'm a genre of movie that was

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<v Speaker 1>very popular around the time that I was fifteen sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>seventeen was the one crazy night movie. They still exist,

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<v Speaker 1>but there were a lot of them in the eighties

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<v Speaker 1>where it's kind of like, yeah, you think of something

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe Adventures in Babysitting. It was like, yeah, we're

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<v Speaker 1>from the suburbs. We've ended up in the big city.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, everything's going wrong. There's a bit of danger.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing too bad, but you know, things could go wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the hangover kind of thing, where a shit

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<v Speaker 3>happening on that A.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit like that. I mean, yeah, but it's generally

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<v Speaker 1>squares get hip, you know, it's like that, or exposed

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<v Speaker 1>to stuff that's above their.

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<v Speaker 3>Pay grade, a little bit of the nerds. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>two great names, but I can't really recall much about

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<v Speaker 3>those movies. I remember them being on and Mum saying

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<v Speaker 3>don't watch that, and meat going sneaking, going why can

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<v Speaker 3>I watch it? And I'm like, this is boring? And

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<v Speaker 3>then I saw the the part I wasn't supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>see it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah, I suppose I.

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<v Speaker 3>Love the bell sound of the of the stiffy It's coming,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what it is reminded me of if you

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<v Speaker 3>I never worked in the milk. But imagine working in a

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<v Speaker 3>milk bay. You hit the bells like someone's coming, don't

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<v Speaker 3>go to.

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<v Speaker 1>Work, it's business time. Yeah, but the fact this you

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<v Speaker 1>ends up with a kid on the wrong side of

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<v Speaker 1>town getting into wolves risky business for instance. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit like that, getting into scrace that you know,

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<v Speaker 1>who would have thought that I would ended up, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in a car chase, you know, trading you know, trading

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<v Speaker 1>shots with a pimp. You know, I'm trying to rescue

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<v Speaker 1>this sec worker, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, there

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<v Speaker 1>are there are movies like that. But I love that

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<v Speaker 1>Parker and Stones that to pay tribute to that with this,

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<v Speaker 1>but while also you know, acknowledging the very real and

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<v Speaker 1>very serious problem of unwanted directions.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you can't you can't stop them once they come.

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<v Speaker 3>When they're coming, Oh yeah, not coming. Hopefully they're not

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<v Speaker 3>see that would be yeah, I'm glad that would go

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<v Speaker 3>that far.

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<v Speaker 1>That would just add insult to injury. Imagine that if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just you know, sitting sitting in math class and

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<v Speaker 1>pretty girl a couple of rows down, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>sun hits her just right, and all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>you think.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I wouldn't it be nice to be the boy

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<v Speaker 3>depending what you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, that was very very narrow thinking of me. But okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's special someone. And all of a sudden, yes.

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<v Speaker 3>You got.

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<v Speaker 1>It's springy, it said, like, oh wow, I mean but

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<v Speaker 1>it's bad enough.

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<v Speaker 3>What does it do it? It spits? What? What's but

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<v Speaker 3>describe it? It's sneeze his milk milk? Yes, oh gosh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's bad enough that you have got this. I

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<v Speaker 1>won't say unsightly bulging and pound because's pretty silently.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Jimmy put me to shame, mate.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was a fantasy slash night yeh know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, but yeah, imagine if you're actually sort of yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>made an unexpected deposit.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, not good. Not good. The Jimmy character, though

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<v Speaker 3>he's one for me, where we always touched on on

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<v Speaker 3>four figure discount, the side characters don't need to be

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<v Speaker 3>fleshed out. We talked about on their Christmas special where

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<v Speaker 3>mister Hanky was a character we didn't need to know

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<v Speaker 3>more information about it was. It was entertaining, but I

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<v Speaker 3>personally didn't need to know all that. Ship Jimmy is

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<v Speaker 3>a character where if you overuse him, he can get

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<v Speaker 3>for me old fast. Thankfully, training are smart enough to go.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just give them like one episode a season, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll do it really well. So we've had like

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<v Speaker 3>up the down steroid, we've had crazy cripples in our

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<v Speaker 3>erection day. And there's something about the Jimmy character where

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<v Speaker 3>you just is he is he a dork? Because they

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<v Speaker 3>originally introduced him as a real prick, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>think he was very likable. And now they've I think

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<v Speaker 3>they're straight away from the prick aspect and now he's

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<v Speaker 3>just you gotta love Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, look I find him very likable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And look.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds kind of cruel in some ways. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they're not making him the butt of the joke in anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean, I think it's funnier that Jimmy is

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<v Speaker 1>the one who's getting these hard ones and has to

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<v Speaker 1>sort of work out a way to work around them

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<v Speaker 1>or work with them or whatever, then say Stan or Kyle,

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<v Speaker 1>And look, part of the nature of that is the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that he has this disability. I mean, it's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think Parker and Stone are playing that aspect of

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<v Speaker 1>it for laughs. Not once, but it adds a certain

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<v Speaker 1>wrinkle to it because.

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<v Speaker 3>He could have he could have also had the hooker

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<v Speaker 3>say things like, how are we going to do it

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<v Speaker 3>with your legs?

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<v Speaker 1>Like that that that's never brought up at all, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's still there, and it's I think it's not at

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<v Speaker 1>the front of your mind. It's still sort of at

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<v Speaker 1>the back of your mind. It's like, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>funny that this this kid is making making his way

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<v Speaker 1>on his crutches is kind of like, yeah, also having

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with it with this other thing as well.

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<v Speaker 3>And he also uses confidence in charisma, so he's the

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<v Speaker 3>one that's like he's now lost his confidence and he's

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<v Speaker 3>lost his ability to do Standard's correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's not that he's lost his ability to

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<v Speaker 1>do it, but it's kind of like this is standing

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<v Speaker 1>in the way of me actually, yeah, doing what I do. Bet.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it is literally my my favorite recurring

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<v Speaker 1>bit and I'm sorry to step on favorite moments here,

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<v Speaker 1>but just the concept of Rond.

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<v Speaker 4>But the town choose to marinate it in two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>He seems a job. It's just a job for him.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, I don't cap to get my rocks off.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, I just I'm gotta get this done. Why

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<v Speaker 3>won't you let me stick my penis in your vagina?

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, I don't think he's deriving any pleasure from

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<v Speaker 1>that at all. Yeah, I mean it. It is kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>Screwed up that he actually does have sex with the prostitute.

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<v Speaker 4>But yeah, but I just love that. It's going of

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<v Speaker 4>it's bin. But when he sort of talks about and

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<v Speaker 4>a way that's sort of like he's not doing it

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<v Speaker 4>in a Barry White kind of way. I'm sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to do it again, but I gotta read your horn.

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<v Speaker 4>They just won't quit.

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<v Speaker 1>How is that not the funniest fucking thing you've ever

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<v Speaker 1>heard in your Life's okay, let's get drund it. This

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<v Speaker 1>episode could just be me reciting Jimmy lines and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for me. It will be the funniest episode ever.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna get favorite moments you've already gotten in to.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound

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<v Speaker 1>insensitive when I say. The fact that you know the

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy is the character has to deal with this makes

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<v Speaker 1>it funnier. But it's also you know, you hear that

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<v Speaker 1>who was differently abled or who is marginalized or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I think lazy comedians tend to use in this cab it.

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<v Speaker 3>They love it.

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<v Speaker 1>They just want to be part of the game. I

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<v Speaker 1>do want to be part of the gag. I think, well,

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<v Speaker 3>Front of that guy, and that I feel sorry for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah don't. Yeah, just take the piss out of me

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<v Speaker 1>as well. Please, I can take it. You know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>probably dealing with a lot worse shit than this one thing.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just noticed. They didn't actually make fun of his

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<v Speaker 3>stutter in this episode. No, did he stutter at all?

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<v Speaker 3>Not that I recall.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't do that, did any of that? There was

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<v Speaker 1>maybe once was there, I don't remember. I can't remember

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<v Speaker 1>exactly where. But but if we're talking their favorite I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they're mostly Jimmy, but at the very start, when yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're reading out the suggestions from now all the questions

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<v Speaker 3>Mister he's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, sometimes we bury it me and you

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<v Speaker 3>But it's the close of Jimmy's face. I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>Just that's a great shot. Probably the worst human being alive.

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<v Speaker 3>But this is hilarious. I'm doctor Powell, which means I'm

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<v Speaker 1>But then just be oh, so we can take it

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<v Speaker 1>those shirts and kids. No, I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Screw your kid.

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<v Speaker 3>I love Cartman's scarface. I thought it was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't love it, but I thought, yeah, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just Trey Parker is obviously in the writer's room.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably just did. He's like, what if you like

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<v Speaker 3>if Cartman did the scarface voice, and it's like, we

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<v Speaker 3>have to work this into a bit somewhere. Absolutely. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, it's very guy coded this episode. But the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that all the stuff that I like is either Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>or God kids and not going to be in your talent. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you drop a few bombs in there, but bombs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not the ones that we're actually saying. Yeah, we're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but when they're saying we're friend. The other thing is

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<v Speaker 1>the wort. But I thought that was great. But just anytime,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the talent with tomorrow hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have liked the which is the General's what's

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<v Speaker 3>what's the Gentleman's what's the the one where he carries

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<v Speaker 3>her out and gentleman that's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all the all the all the hookers on the

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<v Speaker 1>street just clapping him in it's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>But also Jimmy using comedy to solve the issue. But

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<v Speaker 3>the weapon of cabinet is x X money was his name,

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<v Speaker 3>Q money, Q money, cue money. He's like, it's actually

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<v Speaker 3>very fun and the jokes were funny. All that down prices.

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<v Speaker 3>We got this war with the Japan and chain you

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<v Speaker 1>It's a terrible Girl.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that. Anything else that you enjoyed, I really

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<v Speaker 3>like Jimmy and Cartmen's Dinner Scheme. Yeah, every movie's got one.

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<v Speaker 1>Of like like a Cyrano ski.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's the big headphones on it, but it's genuinely working.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all working. Here's the other thing, what they're doing

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<v Speaker 3>here is like, no, this ship actually works if you

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<v Speaker 3>just sit there and pretend that you're actually interested. Oh God,

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<v Speaker 3>did you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other thing though, the other way in that

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<v Speaker 1>they don't sort of sideline on margin line Jimmy. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>girl is saying. They're not saying no to Jimmy. That

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<v Speaker 1>what they're saying. No, that's good because they really want

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<v Speaker 1>to put my Pennis slap. Yeah, anyone's going to get Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, if he's asking about the day, they're like, yeah, Jimmy, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy's cool guy, but that's.

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<v Speaker 3>What he does. But it's memory, Nate, what I don't

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<v Speaker 3>see the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>That sound great because I really want to put my

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<v Speaker 1>penis in your beginna. This is not the funniest thing anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, they're all my favorite story. There's there's so

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<v Speaker 1>much more. Yeah, but that's the stuff that really leapt out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time.

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<v Speaker 1>Your first question, I was better say I only have three,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm actually off like five.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, lot of this episode, one of my doctor Powell

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<v Speaker 3>what's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Growing up, grown out, fucking worst.

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<v Speaker 3>We can chat in provo. That's right, yeah, prevovo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you have questioning.

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<v Speaker 1>Asshole when Jimmy And when Jimmy comes home, his parents

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<v Speaker 1>are sitting in the couch. What is his dad reading?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, good question, no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>It's reading a newspapers called the World News.

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<v Speaker 3>World News. What is the prize for the talent show?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's it's one hundred dollars for what I was

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just the more for the more. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Ummm, speaking of the town show, what's the name of

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<v Speaker 1>the kid doing the first act? And what is that

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<v Speaker 3>I know he's doing the saxophone solo particular type of

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<v Speaker 3>sex alto. Yeah, well done you Yeah, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 3>his name. Billy turns out of a B. Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 3>got another name one. Then who is the girl that

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<v Speaker 3>Jimmy asks the piece at school on the day?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that's a really I'm glad you like, because I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I actually rewound this a couple of times because

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, it's something I couldn't quite make out, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have subs on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, neither, Thank you very much for the living. How

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<v Speaker 3>much was Jimmy's cab fair at the end? M six

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<v Speaker 3>dollars and no, I do I know he asked for

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<v Speaker 3>two back? Yeah, six dollars and twenty four cents. Twenty

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<v Speaker 3>four cents.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're too bad. Please It's like I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>it through him. A ten.

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<v Speaker 3>You must have given it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's a pretty decent tip that, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>very accommodating Cabby.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, just taking part in this card, which then is like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>thanks very much, kid, that's great. But is that also

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<v Speaker 3>a joking of sense that that Cabby's are seemed to

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<v Speaker 3>be willing to do that they were probably willing to

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<v Speaker 3>do in movies? That car, I don't want to follow

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<v Speaker 3>that car. That sounds dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>It is gonna get me in trouble.

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<v Speaker 3>Follow that rapist. I don't think I want to. My

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<v Speaker 3>final question for you is, um, what is the name

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<v Speaker 3>of the restaurant? Kind of got the book of the.

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<v Speaker 1>For the authentic experience of Taliano.

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<v Speaker 3>I love he brings the hooker back there later on

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<v Speaker 3>thinks think that's part of the proces. Take it for good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're paid, you're bad. You have to do Wow, let's go.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I don't know if I mentioned this on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, and that I'm sure I have, because I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a very limited supply of anecdotes. Plus we've been

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<v Speaker 1>talking a lot over the years, haven't we. Dan But

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<v Speaker 1>there was a restaurant in Geelong. It's not there anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>but do you remember Tony's on in High Street Belmont.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Not next just across the road from the Belmont Hotel. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I do know that one. Yeah, it's not there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've always said it was kind of like the

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<v Speaker 1>it was like not babies first date. But if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going out on a either you're going out to dinner

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<v Speaker 1>with friends, it's kind of like, well, we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to macus. You know, we're sixteen. You know, let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>aim to be a little more mature. Tony's fell like

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<v Speaker 1>the place you would go like you know, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>fancy or anything like that, but it's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>prices were reasonable. Yeah, you get a pizza or you

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<v Speaker 1>can get decent Italian food and all that kind of

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<v Speaker 1>Stuffan you kind of felt like I was taking you're

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<v Speaker 1>taking your first steps into adulthood. It's like the leader

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<v Speaker 1>will have the chicken pumagan and I will have the Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the catalonia or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>What would you order though, Well that thing you have

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<v Speaker 3>to have a coca?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, do you recommend? Do you recommend Solu or doctor Pepper?

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<v Speaker 1>But Daniel and I used to work at an establishment

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<v Speaker 1>called the Pop Culture. It has an interesting group of

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<v Speaker 1>employees and staffers. And these names, these names don't gott

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<v Speaker 1>no me anything, but Dan and I will get a

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<v Speaker 1>kick out of this. I think I think Eddie's parents

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<v Speaker 1>used to run it, really, I think yeah, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking with Eddie's sister.

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<v Speaker 3>I Reckon Afford all these Ninja turtle toys.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're all they're all mad about the noise. The

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<v Speaker 1>members of this family. It's like three kids from the

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<v Speaker 1>same family working the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually very impressive. The collection of toys this guy has.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nuts. Yeah, but they mentioned and it's like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>he ship Tony's Yeah, but that's what book at a fact,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, it's a real place that they've taken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Book did Beppo, Yes, although which is a restaurant train,

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<v Speaker 3>but Parkers don't say it's the actual restaurant. Is cuts

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<v Speaker 3>it based on Romano's Macaroni Grill just an American casual

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<v Speaker 3>dining restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>Honey, I know it's our fifth anniversary. It'sself for something special,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to Romano's Macaroni Grill.

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<v Speaker 3>I love when they have like Italian American cuisine, like Italian.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like we've got Italian food, but also ship that

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<v Speaker 3>people don't want to actually eat Italian food. We'll just

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to slide our American friends, of which

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<v Speaker 1>we have many, and maybe maybe it is an Italian thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean when I hear people in America talking

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<v Speaker 1>about going to an Italian restaurants like yeah, I had

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<v Speaker 1>Spaghettian red sauce, it's like, I'm sure it has the

422
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<v Speaker 1>actual name, or you could have said like tomato sauce

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<v Speaker 1>or yeah. I think. I think when they say red sauce,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean like a like a Napoli sauce bolones It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had spaghetti and red sorts like that just sounds terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, It's like that time I had a parmes I'm

427
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<v Speaker 3>a proper parmesana, and it was just like a skinless

428
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<v Speaker 3>chicken breast on a better pasta.

429
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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, oh, no, I've been there.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we do it better.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've been a cost in to day breaded

432
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<v Speaker 1>chicken with tomato and cheese, nor minor step in it.

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<v Speaker 3>I've brought one last question.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a name graffiti on the Hotel.

435
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<v Speaker 3>Wall Hotel Holiday in graffiti. I don't know what is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Turbo Turbo graffiti to Turbo, not the snail from the

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<v Speaker 3>CGI film.

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<v Speaker 1>No voice by Ryan Realnds apparently not really. This is

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<v Speaker 1>before he was Ryan Rends though, No Ryan.

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<v Speaker 3>Rens, Ryan Wait before way after Turbo, way before turb

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<v Speaker 3>I should say Turbo was like twenty ten. Well yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but he.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't gote Deadpool yet, it was It wasn't Deadpool.

444
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<v Speaker 3>What did Deadpool come out two thousand and eight? I

445
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<v Speaker 3>want to say two thousand and eight.

446
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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to say that. I want to say

447
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<v Speaker 1>like two two sixteen.

448
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<v Speaker 3>Wow was twenty sixteen? Fuck? I'm old? Fuck I'm right,

449
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<v Speaker 3>So Turbo, that's when did Turbo come out? But he

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<v Speaker 3>was a Voice of Turbo twenty thirteen. Okay, but I mean.

451
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<v Speaker 1>He was it was Ryan Reunds, but he wasn't. Everyone's

452
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<v Speaker 1>kind of like, we'd love Ryan Renalds. When's he going

453
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<v Speaker 1>to finally sort of break through?

454
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<v Speaker 3>But he tried it was a green Land wasn't tried

455
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<v Speaker 3>green Land.

456
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<v Speaker 1>He was in Blade three, and you know, he's doing

457
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<v Speaker 1>all these comedies and that, you know. But while I

458
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<v Speaker 1>was just like, oh, so this guy's Van Wilder. That's

459
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<v Speaker 1>pretty yeah, and he's.

460
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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, but you know, and we get twenty five,

461
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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, these guys just Van Wilder.

462
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<v Speaker 1>It's like those guy's Ryan Rends. Friend of the plot.

463
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<v Speaker 1>We keep dissing Ryan. He seems like a perfectly nice guy,

464
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<v Speaker 1>and I mean, more power.

465
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<v Speaker 3>It was one of my He was one of my

466
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<v Speaker 3>guys when I was younger. He was like, you know,

467
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<v Speaker 3>he got Bruce Willis. He was my guy. Bridce can I.

468
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<v Speaker 3>Reves and Ryan Rends were my two guys. And then

469
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<v Speaker 3>it's just maybe it's a case of everyone then started

470
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<v Speaker 3>liking him, like count of it is always just going

471
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<v Speaker 3>to be on the course in the world, right, But

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, maybe there's something about Ryan Reynolds becoming popular,

473
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<v Speaker 3>I was like, ah, I don't like you as much anymore.

474
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<v Speaker 1>Two in my face, I know, let's see three relitigate

475
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<v Speaker 1>rhyme rounds real quick because we've done it a few times.

476
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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, starts off, I'm like, I like this guy.

477
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<v Speaker 1>You know, you're kind of you're stealing Jim Carries bit

478
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<v Speaker 1>a little bit in terms of like, you know, your

479
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<v Speaker 1>line delivery and your and that kind of really is yeah,

480
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<v Speaker 1>both Canadian, but also I don't know, you're a handsome

481
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<v Speaker 1>kind of dude, and oh here you're in Blade and

482
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<v Speaker 1>you've jacked yourself up. Oh and you're actually pretty convincing.

483
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<v Speaker 1>Only gun you could be kind of versatile. I like

484
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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing. And then it's like, oh yeah, I

485
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<v Speaker 1>think you just got one note though. And then when

486
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<v Speaker 1>you get really really popular, and it's kind of like, oh,

487
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<v Speaker 1>and you, I know you trying hard to sort of

488
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<v Speaker 1>expand beyond that, it's just not doing it for me anyway.

489
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<v Speaker 1>He seems to be doing all right for himself, got.

490
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<v Speaker 3>More money, more money than soccer teams and whatnot, and.

491
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<v Speaker 1>Sold the soccer team. Apparently he sold it apparently, So

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<v Speaker 1>I see that's another reason I think you sold some

493
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<v Speaker 1>venture capital company, and so I was like, dude, come on,

494
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<v Speaker 1>I care so much about this team, but here's something

495
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<v Speaker 1>else I care about. Done it again anyway, snow Cut

496
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<v Speaker 1>shot outs speaking of money. Going down to south Park

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<v Speaker 1>I love Cheesypoofs.

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<v Speaker 5>You love cheesypoofs. Weed didn't need cheesypoofs.

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<v Speaker 3>Weeed Be started with the lovely Katig with her one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred dollsupport. Thank you as much for being a top tier,

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<v Speaker 3>I said, stoe Cut I met cheesepoofs.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, did you want to start that again?

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<v Speaker 3>I do not want to start it again. We have

511
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<v Speaker 3>so many shows. You're a fourth Finger discount, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>if you haven't checked out our Simpsons podc do so

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<v Speaker 3>we get some incredible guests. It's fun going back and

514
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<v Speaker 3>revis in the classic episodes. And on that show you

515
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<v Speaker 3>referred to a stone cutters on this show referred to

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<v Speaker 3>as cheeseyproofs, and on one of our friends are referred

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<v Speaker 3>to as smelling cats. Wow. Okay, then, but Kenny g

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<v Speaker 3>with her one hundred support not smelly.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither not smelling nor a cat.

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<v Speaker 3>No, maybe no smelly. She's remember maybe she cuts things,

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<v Speaker 3>probably not stones, nobody stones know. She probably loves eating cheesepoop.

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<v Speaker 3>So we all love eat cheesepoops.

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<v Speaker 1>I love them, You love them?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we all love joking afford them because each month. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>also Glenn Gomez, Justin Parker's Zapru Schaneymacker, Elliott, j O'Neil,

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<v Speaker 3>Timothy Burls, Andrew Davis, Kevin Dentel, Planned Flood, Bellow, Window Bank,

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<v Speaker 3>Jack McFadden, He will be Adrian McLeod, march Or Eleven

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<v Speaker 3>Ginger and Pickle, Preston Murray to Lee and Riquez, deckl

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<v Speaker 3>and Phoenix, Brian McCoy, Logan, b James Shepard, Joe Read

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<v Speaker 3>and said Dave Pretzel's met Nelly, Gavin Lane, Damie Miller,

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<v Speaker 3>Charlie Joe and Abigail B. Sharp Carter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, that's a lot of cheese books. I'm

534
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<v Speaker 1>feeling very full, but also very satisfied.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, Bells Oh No, those people make me

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<v Speaker 3>feel things.

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<v Speaker 1>Something we'd really love to do in twenty twenty six, however,

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<v Speaker 1>is add more members to this thriving, loving, bustling community

539
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<v Speaker 1>that we've got.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we'd love to have you guys join the four

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<v Speaker 3>figure discount network family on Patreon for a little it's

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<v Speaker 3>just one dollar pay a month. You can support the

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<v Speaker 3>Bells going down a who know de naro one month

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<v Speaker 3>all of you guys did that, we'd be in the money,

545
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<v Speaker 3>be fine, said, and we could keep doing this stuff,

546
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<v Speaker 3>do more shows. We just pay people to do the

547
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<v Speaker 3>editor for us, and we want to do all these

548
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<v Speaker 3>extra work and then we just sit back into record

549
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<v Speaker 3>shows all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and the shows are probably even better.

551
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<v Speaker 3>It would be happier.

552
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<v Speaker 1>We wouldn't have to wait till tomorrow night.

553
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<v Speaker 3>But the original air day of Erection Day was April twentieth,

554
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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and five. The top three films at the

555
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<v Speaker 3>US Box office Number three is still favorite. Pitch number

556
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<v Speaker 3>two down for number one is Sahara and the new

557
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<v Speaker 3>number one is the Emittiville Horror Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, what

558
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<v Speaker 3>are the fucking odds?

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<v Speaker 1>It should be obvious to you in our folks, But

560
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<v Speaker 1>we didn't plan that.

561
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<v Speaker 3>That's long. Honestly, we had Bill Oakley on the podcast

562
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<v Speaker 3>last year to review March Be not proud. He was

563
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<v Speaker 3>the show runner at the time. How great the episode.

564
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<v Speaker 3>Mostly got the episode, but he was part of the

565
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<v Speaker 3>writing team, and as we recorded the review, I was like, oh,

566
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<v Speaker 3>today's the thirtieth anniversary of that episode airing happened?

567
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<v Speaker 1>Should just happen?

568
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<v Speaker 3>This minute for horror was number one indeed, So see

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<v Speaker 3>he was Ryan Reynolds before Ryan Reynolds before six thousand and.

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<v Speaker 1>Five CORECT Horror. Yeah, and co starring Australia's own Melissa George.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, never seen it, but I heard it's all right?

572
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<v Speaker 3>Is that bad? Yeah?

573
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<v Speaker 1>This was the stage where it's like, oh, we can

574
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<v Speaker 1>remake all these horror movies from the nineteen seventies.

575
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Did texts change on mass in two thousand and three,

576
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<v Speaker 3>which I really liked? Do three? Justica, Bill, It's good

577
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<v Speaker 3>version pretty good. Yeah, there's like so many different versions

578
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<v Speaker 3>of it now and I was like, ah.

579
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now it's been diluted a little bit, but that

580
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<v Speaker 1>that first remake is actually really good.

581
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is. Indeed the found footage at the end,

582
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<v Speaker 3>which I believed. I was like, it's the Yeah. They

583
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<v Speaker 3>were the top three films at the US box office

584
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<v Speaker 3>when this episode originally aired. It was written and directed,

585
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<v Speaker 3>of course, by It doesn't say directed by it on here,

586
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<v Speaker 3>just is written by Trey Parker, no direct interest. But

587
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<v Speaker 3>it's got the songs up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker,

588
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<v Speaker 3>Jennifer Wan's The Yankee Doodled Boy and from Little Johnny

589
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<v Speaker 3>Jones and Open Arms by Journey who seems Open Arms Journey?

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<v Speaker 3>But who in this in the episode? That's what I'm thinking,

591
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<v Speaker 3>does it appear? Does it may's just music they're playing somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's it's the girl on the piano. Oh of

593
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<v Speaker 3>course it is, Yes, not one of my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>Does a knowledge the other boys in this because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really see standard car that much with that achingly

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<v Speaker 1>sincere of open Arms and the thin it stands down woo,

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<v Speaker 1>because I mean we've all been there you've had to

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<v Speaker 1>sit through school talent jos or something, and someone's up there,

599
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<v Speaker 1>you know, doing a monologue of singer Sool, and you like,

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<v Speaker 1>you wish them what.

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<v Speaker 3>The best Jewish pay. So mister Mackie's in the school,

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<v Speaker 3>in the classroom, he's going through the anonymous questions that

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<v Speaker 3>they were all asked to do the previous day. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>anonymous question and we'll answer them in class. You don't

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<v Speaker 3>feel embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>We never had this at school. I never had this

607
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<v Speaker 1>at Mascot.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we may have had this, but but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>recipe for disaster for mister MACKI because everything is just

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<v Speaker 3>mister Mackie is gay. As you're saying, my parents hit

611
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<v Speaker 3>me sometimes, and you're also gay, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>A great line reading my bark sometimes my parents hit

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<v Speaker 1>me and you were gay.

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<v Speaker 3>You're good, yes, yes, But there's a question here about

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<v Speaker 3>having a hard penis, and I love the focus on Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 3>Jimmy's like and then they all I think they mock mock.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they mocked the question, the question. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, no, we're going to talk about drugs instead,

619
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<v Speaker 3>and it makes me discussing drugs come up here Jimmy

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<v Speaker 3>here to wake come to the board, of course. Yeah, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all right. Yes, it wasn't what it wasn't a request. Yes, Jimmy, wake,

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<v Speaker 3>come up to the to the board.

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<v Speaker 4>If you can't be.

624
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<v Speaker 6>Serious about the question box, then we'll just do drug

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<v Speaker 6>identification exercise.

626
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, Jimmy, why don't you come up here and.

627
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:23.839
<v Speaker 4>Write down the name of two narcotics?

628
00:29:24.680 --> 00:29:26.440
<v Speaker 2>No, that that's okay, it's mickey, Jimmy.

629
00:29:26.440 --> 00:29:27.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm not asking you, I'm telling you.

630
00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:29.319
<v Speaker 1>Just not right.

631
00:29:29.359 --> 00:29:30.039
<v Speaker 3>They say it with me?

632
00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:31.759
<v Speaker 1>Why the hell not?

633
00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:35.160
<v Speaker 3>Is what?

634
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:37.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

635
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:37.400
<v Speaker 1>You do.

636
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Right now?

637
00:29:39.559 --> 00:29:39.880
<v Speaker 5>Right now?

638
00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:43.160
<v Speaker 1>It is m okay, don't worry Jimmy.

639
00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:46.400
<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's pick someone else.

640
00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:49.039
<v Speaker 1>Eric Water, you come up here. Hey, that's bull crab.

641
00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:50.279
<v Speaker 2>How can Jimmy don't have to do it?

642
00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:53.039
<v Speaker 4>Will because Jimmy's pitching a tent right now?

643
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:57.599
<v Speaker 3>Is what? Then the kids they see the sign for

644
00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:59.960
<v Speaker 3>the talent show, now call me crazy. My first thing,

645
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:02.400
<v Speaker 3>so the whole thing was Jimmy's getting erection. And then a

646
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:07.880
<v Speaker 3>couple of the kids are going, WHOA thought diffy? But

647
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:09.640
<v Speaker 3>the kids they see the sign for the talent show

648
00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:11.880
<v Speaker 3>one hundred dollar more vouch. But they always go Jimmy

649
00:30:11.880 --> 00:30:15.559
<v Speaker 3>always wins this. You know, he's just with his standard company.

650
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:19.680
<v Speaker 3>He's a brand of Standard company. But then they talked

651
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:21.839
<v Speaker 3>to him about something happen, talent show whatever, and he

652
00:30:21.880 --> 00:30:24.000
<v Speaker 3>starts getting the direction. The bells go off, races to

653
00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:25.599
<v Speaker 3>the toilet, but all the stalls are full.

654
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:26.160
<v Speaker 1>No room at the end.

655
00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:28.680
<v Speaker 3>Virgin Mary, that's right, yes, And then he splashes the

656
00:30:28.680 --> 00:30:30.240
<v Speaker 3>water on his face to try and come himself down.

657
00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 3>Butters walks just struts in, drops his Pantsih there's always

658
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 3>that one kid that does this.

659
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Has he done this before?

660
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:39.880
<v Speaker 3>I think he has the ankles, bare ass.

661
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:42.799
<v Speaker 1>Completely dropping the shrides.

662
00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:47.160
<v Speaker 3>Hilarious. I remember I walked to the kids into the

663
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:49.559
<v Speaker 3>boys toys and was like, why are your parents down there?

664
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't need bare ass right now. It's eleven in

665
00:30:53.200 --> 00:30:55.480
<v Speaker 3>the morning. But he says, Tom, you know you're gonna

666
00:30:55.480 --> 00:30:57.599
<v Speaker 3>win whatever. And then Jimmy gets home and I think

667
00:30:57.599 --> 00:30:59.039
<v Speaker 3>it might be the first most in Jimmy's parents.

668
00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:00.799
<v Speaker 1>Actually no, I think we're I've seen them once or

669
00:31:00.799 --> 00:31:04.880
<v Speaker 1>twice Baker or by the way, but brings up, Yeah,

670
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:08.000
<v Speaker 1>like someone's up whos dropping bombs? Whos dropping bombs? How

671
00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:09.880
<v Speaker 1>about a courtesy flush. I've never heard of the notion

672
00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:10.839
<v Speaker 1>of a courtesy flash.

673
00:31:10.839 --> 00:31:13.200
<v Speaker 3>It's tongue flushes the stink away. Is that what it is? No?

674
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was kind of like, no one wants

675
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:17.440
<v Speaker 1>to hear the ship coming out of your arm. If

676
00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>you know it's about to drop, then maybe hit the flush.

677
00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:22.079
<v Speaker 3>So we know what I usually do. I usually flush

678
00:31:22.119 --> 00:31:23.519
<v Speaker 3>the toy just before I do it shit, so it's

679
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:26.400
<v Speaker 3>still flushing whilst I'm shitting because the initial shit. He's like,

680
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:27.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't even want to hear this thing because the

681
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.039
<v Speaker 3>first it's always the loudest. He just flushed the toilet

682
00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:31.960
<v Speaker 3>there and by the time it's flushed.

683
00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:33.079
<v Speaker 1>So maybe this is the courtesy flush.

684
00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, yeah, okay. But he gets home and his

685
00:31:35.640 --> 00:31:37.880
<v Speaker 3>parents they know about him getting erections in the classroom

686
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.680
<v Speaker 3>because mister Mackie has called them, and then his dad

687
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:43.240
<v Speaker 3>makes some jokes and something hard we have a hard

688
00:31:43.240 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 3>time talking about, get it. I mean, his dad's an idiot,

689
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:49.759
<v Speaker 3>So I guess I know why they did that me

690
00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:52.160
<v Speaker 3>at home. I'm like, I got the joke the first time,

691
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:54.240
<v Speaker 3>but I guess his dad's a bit of a dog.

692
00:31:54.400 --> 00:31:56.480
<v Speaker 3>So then they called in doctor Powell and why is

693
00:31:56.480 --> 00:31:58.240
<v Speaker 3>he called doctor Pale because he's a pal. He's a

694
00:31:58.319 --> 00:32:01.400
<v Speaker 3>doctor and your pal. Yes, and he asked him to leave.

695
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.039
<v Speaker 3>What do you say? He says various things like part

696
00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:06.599
<v Speaker 3>of growing up, growing out more like it.

697
00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:11.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's no due respect to the late great Robin Williams,

698
00:32:11.559 --> 00:32:15.240
<v Speaker 1>but he's he's riffing with the near speed determination of

699
00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Robin Williams.

700
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:17.359
<v Speaker 3>He tells the parents to leave so they can talk

701
00:32:17.400 --> 00:32:19.799
<v Speaker 3>in prevo, and then he's Once they've left, he says,

702
00:32:19.880 --> 00:32:21.319
<v Speaker 3>maybe we can just take our shirts off and kiss.

703
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:23.759
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, oh, oh, he's getting dark.

704
00:32:23.799 --> 00:32:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's like he folds it into, you know, all

705
00:32:26.039 --> 00:32:28.519
<v Speaker 1>the other spirits. If we don't want to do we

706
00:32:28.559 --> 00:32:31.079
<v Speaker 1>can take of our shirts and kiss.

707
00:32:30.519 --> 00:32:32.240
<v Speaker 3>Tries two or three times, real is not gonna happen,

708
00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:33.000
<v Speaker 3>and leaves.

709
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:37.279
<v Speaker 6>Jimmy, there's nothing weird about random erections. Almost every boy

710
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:39.319
<v Speaker 6>goes through a phase whereas Penis becomes hard for no

711
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:42.200
<v Speaker 6>particular reason. It's just part of growing up, growing up,

712
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:43.519
<v Speaker 6>growing out is more like it.

713
00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have.

714
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:47.480
<v Speaker 2>To make it stop. The Tennis show? Is it Friday?

715
00:32:47.680 --> 00:32:48.079
<v Speaker 3>Tell you what?

716
00:32:48.079 --> 00:32:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Mom and dad?

717
00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:49.799
<v Speaker 6>Why don't you skid out for a tack and let

718
00:32:49.880 --> 00:32:51.119
<v Speaker 6>us hipster's talk in prevo.

719
00:32:51.839 --> 00:32:54.640
<v Speaker 3>All right, come on, honey, Jimmy.

720
00:32:54.640 --> 00:32:56.440
<v Speaker 6>As you get older, your body goes through a lot

721
00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:59.160
<v Speaker 6>of changes. Certain hormones start to release as your whole

722
00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:00.960
<v Speaker 6>reproductive system begins to awaken.

723
00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:02.640
<v Speaker 1>And so if you like, we can take off our

724
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:03.440
<v Speaker 1>shirts and kids.

725
00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Come again.

726
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 6>Oh hey, nothing you see? See that set you off

727
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:10.960
<v Speaker 6>in a different tangent. You're thinking a different way. That's

728
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:12.960
<v Speaker 6>what doctor Powell is here to do, unless, of course,

729
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:14.680
<v Speaker 6>you think we should take off our shirts and kids.

730
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:17.119
<v Speaker 2>No, I now want to take up my shirts and kids.

731
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:18.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, then the hell with you, kid.

732
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:19.559
<v Speaker 6>You can just deal with your problems on your own.

733
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.759
<v Speaker 3>Jimmy is now having a nightmare of the Talent Show

734
00:33:22.880 --> 00:33:24.759
<v Speaker 3>that he's doing his stand up at Martha Stewart, which

735
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:25.559
<v Speaker 3>he uses later on.

736
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Different because this one, Yeah, he does two Martha's Stewart jokes.

737
00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>They'd have a different one Vatican. They have different punchlines. Really, yeah,

738
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:39.319
<v Speaker 1>I think there's one about her new fashion access for

739
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:40.839
<v Speaker 1>me is like an ankle bracelet or something, and the

740
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:45.599
<v Speaker 1>other one is like or launching a new magazine, Living

741
00:33:45.920 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 1>Martha Stewart, Living Umburella or something or something like that.

742
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:51.720
<v Speaker 1>But they're definitely different gags.

743
00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:53.079
<v Speaker 3>I love that they keep playing up there have you

744
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:59.240
<v Speaker 3>seen it? Every single bit math she's kidding and.

745
00:33:59.200 --> 00:34:02.160
<v Speaker 1>He gets the stiffy So is that that's Jay Lenard? Right?

746
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:04.519
<v Speaker 3>It sounds very Jay Lens, doesn't It.

747
00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:11.719
<v Speaker 1>Is one of those guys are just like, why are

748
00:34:11.719 --> 00:34:12.880
<v Speaker 1>we taking shots at Jay?

749
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:13.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

750
00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean there was a whole apparently he's the whole

751
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:23.280
<v Speaker 1>taking still from Letterman or something and whatnot. Yeah, but

752
00:34:23.800 --> 00:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>he seems like a.

753
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.639
<v Speaker 3>Decent enough whenever I see now it looks like he's

754
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:28.440
<v Speaker 3>been beaten up by the mob for the debts. There

755
00:34:28.559 --> 00:34:31.320
<v Speaker 3>was that thing though, he fell down this little hill

756
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:36.760
<v Speaker 3>that was a very sort of targeted. Did he find

757
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:43.559
<v Speaker 3>his eye? He feund down his little grassy field and

758
00:34:43.599 --> 00:34:45.119
<v Speaker 3>all of a sudden he headed busted over.

759
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:46.280
<v Speaker 1>From the grassy knoll.

760
00:34:47.039 --> 00:34:49.920
<v Speaker 3>Why was he going there anyway? Anyway? So I guess

761
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:52.400
<v Speaker 3>the erection during during the talent show, during the Talent Show,

762
00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.920
<v Speaker 3>on his in his dream but put stiffly puts sold shame,

763
00:34:55.000 --> 00:34:56.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh exactly. I was like, Jesus, don't be scared to me.

764
00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:00.480
<v Speaker 3>But then it's the expansion pack Garrison and says we're

765
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:02.559
<v Speaker 3>laughing at him. They could have easily made a very

766
00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:06.519
<v Speaker 3>creepy petal gag with Garrison, but they didn't. True But

767
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:07.760
<v Speaker 3>I mean he's a woman now.

768
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Though, Well yeah, but is he.

769
00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he doesn't like little boys, but there's never been

770
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:17.199
<v Speaker 3>his thing, of course. Yeah, yeah, I went up. You

771
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:19.280
<v Speaker 3>know what I could have appreciated having missed a slave

772
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:23.960
<v Speaker 3>in the crack Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. And he wakes

773
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:25.679
<v Speaker 3>up and punches himself and the knob and hurts himself.

774
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:28.719
<v Speaker 3>Butters is practicing his litterally performance for the talent show

775
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:30.559
<v Speaker 3>and Jimmy comes to talk about it because he's the

776
00:35:30.559 --> 00:35:32.039
<v Speaker 3>only one who feels like he can trust and you

777
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:32.920
<v Speaker 3>won't make fun of him.

778
00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:36.960
<v Speaker 1>This again, we talk about the sweetness of Butters, like, gosh,

779
00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:38.840
<v Speaker 1>it never makes fun of someone with a problem, so

780
00:35:39.280 --> 00:35:40.599
<v Speaker 1>of course he wouldn't a good guy.

781
00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:43.039
<v Speaker 3>But is this the friend we all need in our life?

782
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.199
<v Speaker 3>And he says, if you know, you know what to

783
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:46.840
<v Speaker 3>do when your penis gets hard. He's like, oh, of course,

784
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.119
<v Speaker 3>of course I know what to do. And he says,

785
00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:50.159
<v Speaker 3>you put it into girl with Janna and he'll sneeze

786
00:35:50.199 --> 00:35:51.760
<v Speaker 3>some milk into a tummy. And then then the man

787
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:56.760
<v Speaker 3>this is interesting woman found. This feels like the story

788
00:35:56.800 --> 00:35:59.079
<v Speaker 3>his dad told him. Oh yeah, yes, and then he

789
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:01.440
<v Speaker 3>needs to find a woman before the talent show. He

790
00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:04.079
<v Speaker 3>needs to sneeze a milk, doesn't he Indeed, he goes

791
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:06.360
<v Speaker 3>to chat to Bertha at school and he artistics peenis

792
00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:08.400
<v Speaker 3>and a vagina, which doesn't go down well, comes like

793
00:36:08.440 --> 00:36:09.719
<v Speaker 3>what the hell are you doing? First? Need to take

794
00:36:09.760 --> 00:36:12.480
<v Speaker 3>her out for some Italian food and make her think

795
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:13.239
<v Speaker 3>you're a good listener.

796
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.679
<v Speaker 1>I love that everyone sort of got their own bit

797
00:36:17.719 --> 00:36:20.239
<v Speaker 1>of advice to give him. You know, Butter's is helping out,

798
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:25.280
<v Speaker 1>Carton's helping out the sort of got on. They're very

799
00:36:25.320 --> 00:36:27.159
<v Speaker 1>close to getting sort of like yeah, you gotta go

800
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:28.880
<v Speaker 1>out for dinner or you know, you've got to do

801
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:29.480
<v Speaker 1>this kind of day.

802
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:31.519
<v Speaker 3>This does sound like something his mum would say. The

803
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:32.880
<v Speaker 3>first of all, you gonna take me out the dinner.

804
00:36:33.840 --> 00:36:37.519
<v Speaker 1>You gotta wine and done, yes, exactly by a girl dinner.

805
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:39.320
<v Speaker 3>First, I just fix her toilet. Apparently.

806
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.360
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Can you get can come and help

807
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:47.280
<v Speaker 1>me out? Cart because you're like, well, you're like a

808
00:36:47.320 --> 00:36:47.880
<v Speaker 1>white hitch.

809
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:49.719
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that's kind of a data gag now,

810
00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.239
<v Speaker 3>because it is who the fuck knows what hitches any anymore?

811
00:36:52.320 --> 00:36:52.880
<v Speaker 3>Do you do?

812
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:54.760
<v Speaker 1>You want to explain hitch to the I.

813
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:56.280
<v Speaker 3>Watched it once at the movies when it first came out.

814
00:36:56.280 --> 00:36:57.960
<v Speaker 3>I ever watched since. But basically, Will Smith is like

815
00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:01.559
<v Speaker 3>a dating expert who helps dug from King of the Queens.

816
00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:05.079
<v Speaker 3>What is his name? Kevin Kevin James? Yeah on dates right? Yeah,

817
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:08.599
<v Speaker 3>well yeah, he's like the Yeah, he helps dudes. He's

818
00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:10.039
<v Speaker 3>the love maddic grandpa.

819
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, and he's got two sort of really seems

820
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:18.119
<v Speaker 1>like he's got two clients because he's got Kevin James

821
00:37:18.639 --> 00:37:21.440
<v Speaker 1>and he helps Kevin James land like the supermodel. But

822
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>the other guy's burn Notice.

823
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:24.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh it is.

824
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:27.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's Jeffrey Donovan from Burn Notice and who turns

825
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:29.719
<v Speaker 1>out to be using hitches techniques.

826
00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:30.119
<v Speaker 3>Just to get laid.

827
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:34.159
<v Speaker 1>What how How did he not use hitches techniques to

828
00:37:34.159 --> 00:37:35.800
<v Speaker 1>find true love? He's just like, no, I'm going to

829
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:41.360
<v Speaker 1>use this you. Will Smith really takes events of this

830
00:37:41.400 --> 00:37:42.079
<v Speaker 1>and then slaps him.

831
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:43.480
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that the purpose of your jump?

832
00:37:45.280 --> 00:37:46.719
<v Speaker 1>But they remember that the post that I was like,

833
00:37:46.760 --> 00:37:50.039
<v Speaker 1>Will Smith is looking really good. His his belt buckle

834
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>is like an hPer hitch. I'm like nah. I mean

835
00:37:54.199 --> 00:37:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Willis Smith is hitch. It did feel like that. It

836
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:59.719
<v Speaker 1>was in the era when will could do no wrong.

837
00:38:01.599 --> 00:38:04.679
<v Speaker 3>It was and four ish, Yeah, yeah, it was he

838
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:09.079
<v Speaker 3>hadn't quite hit because when when did a damn fall start?

839
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:12.880
<v Speaker 1>I think it was late two thousands because he didn't

840
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.320
<v Speaker 1>pursue it happiness and yeah, and that was that was

841
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:18.039
<v Speaker 1>pretty well received. Yeah, but then he did another one

842
00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:21.440
<v Speaker 1>called Seven Pounds, and everyone was like oh yes, oh

843
00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.079
<v Speaker 1>and I was by the same director and it was like,

844
00:38:23.079 --> 00:38:25.599
<v Speaker 1>oh wow An interesting you know, the story of you know,

845
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:26.599
<v Speaker 1>modern life or whatever.

846
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:29.360
<v Speaker 3>This is fucking weird. The movie that you liked but

847
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:32.920
<v Speaker 3>everyone else hated. With his kid oh after Earth, Yeah,

848
00:38:33.239 --> 00:38:34.840
<v Speaker 3>that's pretty good. Maybe that's when the Daan face started

849
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:38.079
<v Speaker 3>when he tried to push his kids onto us.

850
00:38:38.199 --> 00:38:38.840
<v Speaker 1>They weren't into it.

851
00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:41.119
<v Speaker 3>When the care backing forth, no, no.

852
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but then she didn't want to do that anymore. Well,

853
00:38:43.280 --> 00:38:45.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Okay, I've done shading, I've done shaken

854
00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:47.239
<v Speaker 1>my hairbag, and I'm going to shave it off Jadan,

855
00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:48.639
<v Speaker 1>just like I just want to wear wi shit on

856
00:38:48.639 --> 00:38:51.639
<v Speaker 1>the red carpet. It was talking about weird GLOSSI being

857
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:52.159
<v Speaker 1>on the internet.

858
00:38:52.679 --> 00:38:55.840
<v Speaker 3>Yep, that's the story of his life. Now we are

859
00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:59.159
<v Speaker 3>is is he just living off daddy's money? Really? Oh man,

860
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.159
<v Speaker 3>she's living off daddy's that he had a lot of money,

861
00:39:01.360 --> 00:39:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah he did. But so he's chat the birtha. It's

862
00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:05.480
<v Speaker 3>not going well. So then he asked human to invite

863
00:39:05.519 --> 00:39:07.000
<v Speaker 3>him onto the date like the whitehitch, do not be said,

864
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.039
<v Speaker 3>and he arrives at Shawna's house. So shawn has agreed

865
00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:10.760
<v Speaker 3>to go on a date with Jimmy, and he takes

866
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:13.119
<v Speaker 3>it the book at the Fagga Chinis and then just

867
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:15.840
<v Speaker 3>the various lines. Now, Taylor is so interesting. Tell me, wow,

868
00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:18.559
<v Speaker 3>that is so interesting. I never thought of it that way.

869
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:19.000
<v Speaker 3>But you're right.

870
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:23.239
<v Speaker 1>He now repeat back the final sentence. I never thought

871
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:23.719
<v Speaker 1>of it that way.

872
00:39:23.800 --> 00:39:26.400
<v Speaker 3>Wow, how it's safely And then he asked to stick

873
00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:28.280
<v Speaker 3>the penisula vagina, which doesn't go well. She throws the

874
00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:31.599
<v Speaker 3>water at him and against feedback. Yet then it's time

875
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:33.840
<v Speaker 3>for the talent show, and first up we have Billy

876
00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:36.840
<v Speaker 3>Turner from the third grade with his sax solo just

877
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:40.679
<v Speaker 3>fairly average, and Jimmy is just outside crying, and Barbara

878
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:43.599
<v Speaker 3>Barbrady here right, it was not the right voice. It

879
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 3>was a.

880
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:48.239
<v Speaker 1>Weird scene different. It did seem like someone doing an okay,

881
00:39:48.320 --> 00:39:50.440
<v Speaker 1>bar Brad impersonation, but I did bar Brady.

882
00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:51.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, But there were.

883
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 1>One or two near the end there was like girls

884
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:58.039
<v Speaker 1>on one I have. It's like, it doesn't sound quite

885
00:39:58.159 --> 00:40:01.599
<v Speaker 1>like him, close enough, but not quite. Jimmy, what are

886
00:40:01.639 --> 00:40:03.880
<v Speaker 1>you doing out here? The talent show is in sewing.

887
00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna perform in the talent show.

888
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:11.440
<v Speaker 4>Not perform, But Jimmy, you love talent shows.

889
00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Everyone in town knows that.

890
00:40:13.559 --> 00:40:16.559
<v Speaker 2>I just can't risk getting up in front of everyone.

891
00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:19.039
<v Speaker 1>Why all right, I keep.

892
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:21.079
<v Speaker 2>Getting an direction for no reason. Okay, but I can't

893
00:40:21.079 --> 00:40:22.320
<v Speaker 2>get any of the girls here to let.

894
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:23.280
<v Speaker 3>Me do it to him.

895
00:40:23.519 --> 00:40:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Well, of course not, Jimmy.

896
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.639
<v Speaker 4>Little girls don't want to have sex.

897
00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:28.599
<v Speaker 2>Then why does God make it so that my peace

898
00:40:28.639 --> 00:40:30.639
<v Speaker 2>gets hardest? Girls don't want to have it in it?

899
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:32.840
<v Speaker 2>The genis it's like a cruel joke.

900
00:40:33.239 --> 00:40:35.679
<v Speaker 4>Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure.

901
00:40:36.119 --> 00:40:40.280
<v Speaker 1>They're not like the ladies down at Colefax Point.

902
00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:44.480
<v Speaker 6>Cofax Point, Well, yeah, those women will have sex with anybody.

903
00:40:44.880 --> 00:40:45.239
<v Speaker 3>Really.

904
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I can catch the bus and get down there

905
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.039
<v Speaker 2>before the talent show ends. Thanks Off, vibrady, you're welcome.

906
00:40:51.119 --> 00:41:00.000
<v Speaker 5>Jim Wait Colefax Point, pimps and hose and tricks in rows,

907
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:06.119
<v Speaker 5>women walk the streets with corns on their feets, broken

908
00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.559
<v Speaker 5>dreams and no ice creams.

909
00:41:10.159 --> 00:41:12.719
<v Speaker 3>Then we I love the voice over here, pimpcils, hose

910
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:16.559
<v Speaker 3>and tricks and rose I don't know exactly, broken and

911
00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:23.239
<v Speaker 3>no ice creams, Broken dreams and no ice creams. But

912
00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Jimmy arrives at Colefax Point and he finds the nut

913
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Gobbler and he takes he takes her on a date

914
00:41:30.440 --> 00:41:32.199
<v Speaker 3>to book a faker change. That's all we know. He's like, well,

915
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:33.440
<v Speaker 3>this is the process, all the process.

916
00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, he announces intense words like he said before,

917
00:41:37.360 --> 00:41:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I get a reaching harder and they just one kid

918
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:42.880
<v Speaker 1>and the tail show has already starnd it.

919
00:41:43.000 --> 00:41:44.920
<v Speaker 3>So he tries the same routine. Very stuff, please tell

920
00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:49.079
<v Speaker 3>me more. Also, it's dude, I'm pissing blood. It's pretty grass.

921
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:52.079
<v Speaker 1>She's sitting with a legs sort of spread and all

922
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:54.239
<v Speaker 1>you respect an gobble. It's looking kind of mankey. Yeah,

923
00:41:54.280 --> 00:41:56.039
<v Speaker 1>it's not great then around that part of the.

924
00:41:56.000 --> 00:41:59.000
<v Speaker 3>World, yep. But then I love that. So she says

925
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:01.280
<v Speaker 3>we can just go do it. And he's jumping Jesus,

926
00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:06.199
<v Speaker 3>what are we wasting time for? Going down to South

927
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:08.800
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928
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:12.119
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934
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:33.039
<v Speaker 3>But the piper arrives and he's like, no, she's my gop,

935
00:42:33.480 --> 00:42:39.519
<v Speaker 3>she's mate, she's my but Q Money drags her by

936
00:42:39.559 --> 00:42:42.039
<v Speaker 3>the hair, sir, that is my whole. And then the

937
00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:43.920
<v Speaker 3>talent show again, the girls playing the piano and just

938
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:47.559
<v Speaker 3>like it's just it's just a break up time. And

939
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:50.840
<v Speaker 3>then Q Money drives off with the nut gobbler and

940
00:42:51.440 --> 00:42:52.639
<v Speaker 3>Jimmy follows him in the cab.

941
00:42:53.440 --> 00:42:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna kill you whole.

942
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.800
<v Speaker 3>Yes, he Money says he's gonna kill her, and then

943
00:42:56.800 --> 00:42:58.440
<v Speaker 3>they get stuck. She get stuck, Betwen the true Carter.

944
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:01.000
<v Speaker 3>Jim is like, hold my crutch dragon between she got

945
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:02.440
<v Speaker 3>one leg in that car. One leg in that car.

946
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:04.199
<v Speaker 3>You knew where this is going. I first of all

947
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:06.360
<v Speaker 3>thought she's gonna get splattered on something, but no, we

948
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.599
<v Speaker 3>find out what happens in just a few moments. So

949
00:43:09.079 --> 00:43:11.000
<v Speaker 3>we cut back to the goth kids singing their song.

950
00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:13.719
<v Speaker 3>And you know, I watched this going. Guy's gonna like this?

951
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:17.400
<v Speaker 3>I did like that, and the song they played to

952
00:43:17.639 --> 00:43:21.440
<v Speaker 3>felt very much what a goth kidd like, like the

953
00:43:21.440 --> 00:43:26.079
<v Speaker 3>Smith's early depeche Mode. Then a motorcyclist he's riding in

954
00:43:26.159 --> 00:43:28.320
<v Speaker 3>front of the cars towards him and gets his head

955
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.519
<v Speaker 3>stuck and you know where, and then kim and he

956
00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:32.039
<v Speaker 3>shoots him, I believe, I think he shoots him and

957
00:43:32.079 --> 00:43:35.960
<v Speaker 3>drags the bodies. He drags the gobblet back into the

958
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:37.880
<v Speaker 3>car with him. So Jimmy's now stuck with the cab

959
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 3>because Jimmy was he on the cap at this point yet? No,

960
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:41.480
<v Speaker 3>he's not yet. No, he comes up in just a

961
00:43:41.519 --> 00:43:43.719
<v Speaker 3>few moments. And then Clark and Laura are doing their

962
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:45.360
<v Speaker 3>magic show. I want to see what they did. It

963
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:49.000
<v Speaker 3>looked like yeah, but is that? But it's time to

964
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:51.440
<v Speaker 3>sing now we have here where? But as they go,

965
00:43:51.599 --> 00:43:54.440
<v Speaker 3>that's my boy, I'm surprised they had that line. It

966
00:43:54.440 --> 00:43:56.039
<v Speaker 3>didn't cut back to him saying, oh, you were not

967
00:43:56.039 --> 00:43:58.760
<v Speaker 3>my son or something, because what I thought when he

968
00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:00.360
<v Speaker 3>forgot the words, I thought that was gonna, oh no,

969
00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:01.960
<v Speaker 3>he's not my kid or whatever. But no, if he

970
00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:05.920
<v Speaker 3>has the words, what's himself? Whees himself? Yep? And then

971
00:44:05.960 --> 00:44:09.039
<v Speaker 3>Miss Carrison walks in very nice short and sweeting it up.

972
00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:12.599
<v Speaker 3>Then Jimmy jumps onto Q Money's car, pays his cave fair.

973
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.159
<v Speaker 3>He pays make your money obviously, as we've already discussed,

974
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.360
<v Speaker 3>and then they crash and Jimmy ends up flying off

975
00:44:17.400 --> 00:44:19.039
<v Speaker 3>the top of the lands and a pile of garbage,

976
00:44:19.159 --> 00:44:22.880
<v Speaker 3>and Q Money drags the hoo can that guble upstairs

977
00:44:22.960 --> 00:44:24.039
<v Speaker 3>and Jimmy gets an erection.

978
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh jesus, not right now.

979
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Then Cartman is doing his select readings from Scarface, which

980
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.840
<v Speaker 3>I got to get. It's just again felt like something

981
00:44:31.840 --> 00:44:36.679
<v Speaker 3>funny in the wviterer's room, the throne in there. Please too, Money, don't.

982
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:38.639
<v Speaker 3>I told him not to turn on me.

983
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Ale, Hey, Jackies, I'm sorry I resorted to calling you

984
00:44:44.559 --> 00:44:46.599
<v Speaker 2>jackys just now, but I'm very upset.

985
00:44:46.800 --> 00:44:49.159
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what do you gotta do? Huh? I got four

986
00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 3>feet on you and a girl? What do you have?

987
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.280
<v Speaker 2>What do I have?

988
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:53.639
<v Speaker 3>The weapon of comedy?

989
00:44:54.440 --> 00:44:56.840
<v Speaker 2>So apparently the Chinese in the Japanese aren't getting along lady.

990
00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:58.079
<v Speaker 2>Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

991
00:44:59.119 --> 00:44:59.199
<v Speaker 1>What?

992
00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:01.519
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you one thing. Their food hasn't been getting

993
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:02.880
<v Speaker 2>along with my stomach for years.

994
00:45:04.960 --> 00:45:06.480
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good, maths.

995
00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Stude's out of jail. Have you've seen this? Have you

996
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:10.639
<v Speaker 2>heard about this? Oh?

997
00:45:10.760 --> 00:45:11.440
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's right.

998
00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:14.119
<v Speaker 2>She's apparently gotten real good at taking cakes with keys

999
00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:14.320
<v Speaker 2>in it.

1000
00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Serve to write your son of a pitch.

1001
00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Nice teamwork, gobblet.

1002
00:45:21.400 --> 00:45:24.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe you chased me all this way. You

1003
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:25.559
<v Speaker 1>you really.

1004
00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:26.119
<v Speaker 5>Care about me?

1005
00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Not really, You're just a hooker and I need to

1006
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:30.039
<v Speaker 2>get late. The talent show could be over any minute.

1007
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:36.000
<v Speaker 1>That's good enough for me, take me to bed. The

1008
00:45:36.039 --> 00:45:39.760
<v Speaker 1>pimp is kind of he's not. Ah, it's a funny.

1009
00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:43.119
<v Speaker 3>That's a good observation. I thought that was. That's pretty good. Yeah,

1010
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:44.960
<v Speaker 3>she is like that, but it's just enough time for

1011
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:47.480
<v Speaker 3>that to get a pole or something and knock him

1012
00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:51.199
<v Speaker 3>out and they leave. But did I leave yet? I

1013
00:45:51.280 --> 00:45:53.000
<v Speaker 3>think I just leave just yet. But basically, she says,

1014
00:45:53.000 --> 00:45:54.159
<v Speaker 3>you're a hero, and he's.

1015
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, no, really, you're a hooker and I need to

1016
00:45:57.000 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 1>get late.

1017
00:45:59.559 --> 00:46:02.440
<v Speaker 3>Critically very matter of fact. Yes, so she says, take

1018
00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:04.159
<v Speaker 3>me to bed, So he carries it much like the

1019
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:05.400
<v Speaker 3>officer and a gentleman to.

1020
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.440
<v Speaker 1>The tune of Up Where We Belong by Joe Cocker,

1021
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:08.199
<v Speaker 1>and Jennifer.

1022
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:10.920
<v Speaker 3>Warns, yes, and the hookers will clap as they walk in,

1023
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:12.639
<v Speaker 3>and yeah, he proceeds to have sex with the hooker.

1024
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, indeed at the hotel. Yes, root number twelve, by the.

1025
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:19.679
<v Speaker 3>Way, number twelve. Okay. Then we have I singing the

1026
00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 3>Yankee little Boy song. It's just whatever, it is, what

1027
00:46:22.639 --> 00:46:24.960
<v Speaker 3>it is, yep, it's just I just pretty. It's just time,

1028
00:46:25.000 --> 00:46:28.400
<v Speaker 3>it's filling yep. And the show's about to be over

1029
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:31.039
<v Speaker 3>and they're about to decide which actually hated the least.

1030
00:46:31.079 --> 00:46:33.000
<v Speaker 3>But then Jimmy arrives. I think it's time to give

1031
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:34.840
<v Speaker 3>me the microphone and he does his stand up talking

1032
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:37.719
<v Speaker 3>about Bagdad and whatever. But then he gets an erection again.

1033
00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.239
<v Speaker 3>He said, oh, you get to be kidding me. You

1034
00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:42.639
<v Speaker 3>can't stop. There's no stopping. It's no stopping. It hard

1035
00:46:42.639 --> 00:46:44.519
<v Speaker 3>on no, And as the end of erection day, fantastic

1036
00:46:44.519 --> 00:46:48.280
<v Speaker 3>episode a sound Park just enjoyed it so much. It's

1037
00:46:48.480 --> 00:46:50.639
<v Speaker 3>good when to just give us a Jimmy episode from

1038
00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:51.320
<v Speaker 3>time to time.

1039
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:55.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he's a spice that you shouldn't overdo and

1040
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:57.440
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't have too frequently, and then when you do.

1041
00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.159
<v Speaker 3>Have the oh yeah, indeed, yes, all right. So that

1042
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:02.360
<v Speaker 3>is our review of Erection Day. The next episode we're

1043
00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:04.559
<v Speaker 3>gonna be reviewing two days before the Day after Tomorrow,

1044
00:47:04.639 --> 00:47:06.519
<v Speaker 3>massuming it's a pisstake of disaster movies.

1045
00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:07.360
<v Speaker 1>I should certainly hope.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've had The Day After Tomorrow sitting there in

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<v Speaker 3>my must watch list for a while because he keep

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<v Speaker 3>saying it's not a bad movie. I have nothing but

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<v Speaker 3>bad thoughts about when we going to the movies and

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<v Speaker 3>never watching it since. But I bought on Blue Red

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<v Speaker 3>when it again, I just buy blue reds when the're cheap, right, correct,

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<v Speaker 3>And it's sitting now, I'm going I'm gonna have to

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<v Speaker 3>rewatch it. I think I'm gonna have to rewatch it.

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<v Speaker 3>Before I watched this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Now would be the perfect time, with the perfect time, okah,

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<v Speaker 1>with the planet on fire and this episode coming up,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, it's a good go incidence.

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<v Speaker 3>The next episode will be two days before the date

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<v Speaker 3>after tomorrow. Don't forget the kick getting your questions in

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<v Speaker 3>for the next mailbag episode. It's south Parkmailbank at gmail

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<v Speaker 3>dot com. And as we discussed earlier as well, if

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<v Speaker 3>you can't support us on Patreon for as little as

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<v Speaker 3>just one dollar, it would go a long way to

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin the lights on here at the four finger discount network.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you support us five dollars or more, get

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<v Speaker 3>access to over one hundred hours of exclusive podcast one

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<v Speaker 3>hundred hours.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be coming love to two hundred hours.

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<v Speaker 3>It's getting we definitely, it's a week's worth if you

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<v Speaker 3>just push play and didn't stop for an entire.

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<v Speaker 1>Week to a lot of content and go to sleep. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you just listen to your pals down there on d.

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<v Speaker 3>And every episode of the show early in ad freeze. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>so no adds, skipping ads, five dallas f dullas, my goodness,

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<v Speaker 3>I've dolls.

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<v Speaker 1>Get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, next week we'll be back with two days before

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<v Speaker 3>the day of the tomorrow MI today has any final words? First,

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<v Speaker 3>incredible listeners out there. Wow, that was very interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Please send me more
