Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one O
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
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Speaker 3: that first one. You know, after big Metallica weekend, bunch
Speaker 3: of stuff going on around town.
Speaker 2: People might be slacking, but not you.
Speaker 3: You're Johnny eam Spot or jenium Spot.
Speaker 2: Or your pet. Zebra Edding got caught. The saga of
Speaker 2: ed the Runaway Zebra and Tennessee came to an end
Speaker 2: yesterday when he was safely apprehended, caught and airlifted, airlifted
Speaker 2: in a net via a helicopter to an awaiting trailer.
Speaker 2: I'll get him safely back with his owners after being
Speaker 2: on the run for more than a week, running through
Speaker 2: central Tennessee.
Speaker 3: I just refreshed the jr R Facebook page to look
Speaker 3: at some different Metallica footage from Friday and last night,
Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, it's the ed to zebra
Speaker 3: hovering in the air in a net.
Speaker 2: You may have seen the hundreds of memes that have
Speaker 2: been circulating over the last week, because yeah it, folks
Speaker 2: latched onto this because it seemed Ed was very elusive
Speaker 2: to everybody except people creating memes. Who spotted Ed in
Speaker 2: a waffle house and you know the there are some
Speaker 2: funny stuff there. He did get loose and was running
Speaker 2: at one point on Interstate twenty four, which had to
Speaker 2: be shut down. They tried to capture him there, but
Speaker 2: he made his way off into the woods, and then
Speaker 2: he hung around a couple of neighborhoods residential areas for
Speaker 2: a few days, and then they spotted him yesterday in
Speaker 2: a pasture in a real part of Tennessee, which is
Speaker 2: when this team from Texas who was hired by the
Speaker 2: Zebra's owners to assist in locating and apprehending and catching
Speaker 2: Ed were able to do so safely yesterday.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised they had to hire somebody from Texas. If
Speaker 3: you're in Tennessee, wouldn't you just have a Tennessee person
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: I forget what this outfit from Texas is called, but
Speaker 2: they've they assistant kind of offbeat situations like this pertaining
Speaker 2: to search and rescue, so that they were well equipped
Speaker 2: with the nets, the zebra net, helicopter, the trailer classic again,
Speaker 2: as Taco said visuals on our Facebook page, if you
Speaker 2: see Ed, he looks okay in the netlin all right,
Speaker 2: you got me? You got me? And not only Ed,
Speaker 2: like I said.
Speaker 3: A bunch of Metallica footage up on the j R
Speaker 3: Facebook page as well.
Speaker 1: Poor Ed.
Speaker 3: Didn't he look like just a guy who is out
Speaker 3: having fun, right Pat?
Speaker 2: Oh Yeah, just a little vacation, a little zebra vacation.
Speaker 3: Curising around, maybe you know, raising some hell with some horses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go at least they got stripes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they made gum after me, would make after you
Speaker 3: nothing but glue.
Speaker 2: Ironic. They caught him on a race weekend too. The
Speaker 2: Irony also have a zebra named dead. It's usually the
Speaker 2: horse straight up horse. Yeah, of course, uh huh, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I am going to nominate this as a
Speaker 2: headline of the week. Now, on the surface, I don't
Speaker 2: want to make excuses here, but I just want you
Speaker 2: to take this into consideration from when we call upon
Speaker 2: you later this week to ultimately decide what reigned supremus
Speaker 2: headline of the week. So is it a headline of
Speaker 2: the week or now? I believe it is based on
Speaker 2: the context of what's in the headline and the particular
Speaker 2: location where this happened. Because you'll go, huh, that's not
Speaker 2: surprising one bit. Tell me when you're ready, I'm ready,
Speaker 2: Hold on go. Sixty year old man found dead in
Speaker 2: Brooklyn inside abandoned ambulance.
Speaker 3: Six year old man found dead in Brooklyn inside abandoned ambulance.
Speaker 3: So this is just an ambulance on the side of
Speaker 3: the road. He took up residence.
Speaker 2: An ambulance on the side of the road that had
Speaker 2: flipped over on its side. So they come to check
Speaker 2: this thing out. There's no drivers or EMTs or anybody
Speaker 2: to be found. They look inside. There's the dude inside dead.
Speaker 2: That's the extent of this story. So think he stole it.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, but Brooklyn is what stands out
Speaker 2: to be like, Okay, it's New York whatever, just another
Speaker 2: stiff on the side of the road. Just I can
Speaker 2: just picture the the you know, the the police or
Speaker 2: fire department. You came out to, uh check this out. Nay, Jerry,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't want to take a look at this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's one in there.
Speaker 3: See if I'm if I'm just your normal you know,
Speaker 3: civilian walking or driving by, and I see it, you're
Speaker 3: ignoring it. I'm probably gonna look to make sure there's
Speaker 3: no medics in there hurt. And then the irony there, God,
Speaker 3: this is all irony this morning. Is that I'd be
Speaker 3: the one helping a medic. That's kind of weird. But no,
Speaker 3: I'd make sure that there were no medics or anything
Speaker 3: in there. But if I saw the dead guy, I
Speaker 3: gotta get to work. Yeah, he's no evil, see no evil.
Speaker 3: I'm out. I might make a phone call and say, hey,
Speaker 3: there's a but then I'm a witness and i'm some case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to be filling out reports and stuff.
Speaker 2: They didn't go into if this was a super old
Speaker 2: ambulance or no, that's what I'm saying. This is flipped ambulance.
Speaker 2: Gave me everything I got here, and there's so many questions.
Speaker 2: But then you consider the source and a location, which
Speaker 2: is why in my mind is Brooklyn right? Okay, we'll
Speaker 2: set it aside.
Speaker 3: We'll see you ever had their bagels, the Brooklyn Water
Speaker 3: Bagels or whatever that's called. My wife almost what I
Speaker 3: only asked because you said Brooklyn, and my wife said, uh,
Speaker 3: asked if we were going out to eat Friday for lunch,
Speaker 3: and that was when she goes, oh, we could do
Speaker 3: that Brooklyn Water Bagels.
Speaker 2: They're supposedly good. You haven't the extent of my bagel
Speaker 2: is some dude named Thomas. Really, you don't go to
Speaker 2: a bagel place? Not really?
Speaker 3: No, I guess it's just because I have a bagel
Speaker 3: king right down the street from my house and I've
Speaker 3: actually gone there. Pat you're ready for this since I
Speaker 3: was in winter Park High School skipping the first part
Speaker 3: of school to go out bagels.
Speaker 2: Good for you helping local business, that's it. It wasn't
Speaker 2: even that. It's just the hell of a bagel. Are
Speaker 2: you trying to do a round table. No.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, well if you want to. No, well, no,
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot to add to everything with
Speaker 3: your bagel. Oh, it's in everything, Bagel, Thomas is everything.
Speaker 3: I only buy them when they're buy one, get one
Speaker 3: at Public's, which they alternate. One week it will be
Speaker 3: the English muffins, then the next week it's the bagels.
Speaker 3: So it's so, you know, it's a perfect.
Speaker 2: Can I turn you onto something?
Speaker 3: You need to find a bagel place near you and
Speaker 3: go in there and eat a fresh bagel. You will
Speaker 3: never eat one of the out of the bag again.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm letting you know. I'm trying to help
Speaker 3: a buddy out. There's got to be there's two Jays,
Speaker 3: two bagels, because that's kind of.
Speaker 2: No, that's not really near you either. It's gotta be up.
Speaker 2: I'll look it up, Bob, Really, don't exert any energy
Speaker 2: on this. I'm fine with my Thomas's bagels. They've dune
Speaker 2: me fine for fifty plus years.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, you gotta.
Speaker 2: Ida how you are. I know that you're a food dude.
Speaker 3: Like when it comes to uh, it comes to you know,
Speaker 3: Petty's meats. We both love their uh long lead or
Speaker 3: in nicos or INCO's cafe and bank and the deadn't
Speaker 3: scream anyway. I was trying to help you out. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you if I come across one, I'll stop searching
Speaker 3: it now so I.
Speaker 2: Can come on with you. Come back to me, man,
Speaker 2: let's go. Uh middle aged men learn to take better
Speaker 2: selfies for dating apps. In Tokyo, you get some unlucky
Speaker 2: and love single guys in their middle aged years who
Speaker 2: are still trying to look for love and it came
Speaker 2: to the attention of someone. Hey, a lot of these
Speaker 2: guys don't know what the hell they're doing when it
Speaker 2: comes to pictures, taking pictures and sharing them on there.
Speaker 2: They could probably do some good to learn some tips
Speaker 2: and what they all got together and learning how to
Speaker 2: take better selfies okay, to use on your dating apps
Speaker 2: in hopes of attracting the one. I'm telling you, if
Speaker 2: you're all.
Speaker 3: Getting together to figure this out, why wouldn't you just
Speaker 3: take pictures of each other?
Speaker 2: Like, hey Japan Man.
Speaker 3: Hey Wang, you want to snap a shot of me?
Speaker 3: Somebody said Brooklyn bagels are the best. They bring in
Speaker 3: the water straight from New York. Everything from New York's better.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Did they get everything first there, Matt, my cousin.
Speaker 2: He always gets all the new releases music. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: always have it.
Speaker 1: Matt.
Speaker 3: We're having bagel round table. Somebody goes Bagel World, Bagel World,
Speaker 3: Merit Island, Yeah, Einstein's Bagels.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh, Bagel Barn New suburna Beach, been there, done it,
Speaker 3: still think Bagel king. Ah, here's another one. Pat, somebody
Speaker 3: else just trying to help you out here, Bud. He's right,
Speaker 3: fresh bagels, no matter the flavor, way better.
Speaker 2: I have a store bought different. I should probably tell
Speaker 2: you this part as well, which may shed some whitest wine,
Speaker 2: for when I do have a bagel, I cook it
Speaker 2: as well done as I possibly can without burning it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because and then I'm a store ball bagel. And then
Speaker 2: I uh and I slather it with uh with carry
Speaker 2: gold butter. That's that's all I have on. Yeah. You
Speaker 2: don't do cream cheese either, no either, No locks, no
Speaker 2: cream cheese, none of that business. So uh, you know
Speaker 2: you have to have a bagel place. Pat.
Speaker 3: I'm leaving mine now, That's what somebody said it two
Speaker 3: two five six. Listen to Taco Pat. Bagels are like women,
Speaker 3: you're only happy with a because you're only happy with
Speaker 3: a three because you haven't tasted a ten. Wow, somebody
Speaker 3: just on a on a Monday morning compared with women
Speaker 3: to bagels.
Speaker 2: At least didn't make a whole joke. The we got
Speaker 2: j R R, Orlando's rock station,