WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.160 --> 00:00:10.560 Calaroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your 2 00:00:10.599 --> 00:00:13.119 daily Common You news. Tim Dillon's from Long Island. I'm 3 00:00:13.119 --> 00:00:15.640 from Queens lived on Long Island for seven years. I 4 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:19.600 understand Tim Dillon and he used to listen to conservative 5 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:22.039 talk radio. I've heard him talk about it on his podcast. 6 00:00:22.039 --> 00:00:25.280 He probably listened to some things that I produced back 7 00:00:25.280 --> 00:00:27.679 in the day. Don't try and put me in a corner. 8 00:00:27.760 --> 00:00:30.000 I've worked on both the Bob Grant radio show in 9 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:32.799 New York City and on Pots of America, so you 10 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:35.359 don't know where I stand. Although if you pay attention, 11 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.320 you'll know when I think certain people are ridiculous. I'll 12 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:40.280 leave it at that. Send your letters to Johnny Mack anyway. 13 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.520 Tim Dylan was on Hot Ones. He believes Long Island's 14 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:47.719 greatest contribution to the American culinary scene is the bacon, 15 00:00:47.759 --> 00:00:51.399 egg and cheese sandwich. Two eggs over medium bacon, American cheese, salt, pepper, 16 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:53.479 and ketchup on a roll. And you eat that in 17 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:56.079 the morning around one thirty PM. Think about it to 18 00:00:56.119 --> 00:00:58.479 coach your stomach. It absorbs that anxiety that would either 19 00:00:58.520 --> 00:01:00.119 push you to the gym or do a job or 20 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:02.359 in a good relationship or in a jog, an anxiety 21 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:04.400 would push you to become a better person. You can 22 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:06.200 actually absorb all that with the sandwich and then go 23 00:01:06.280 --> 00:01:09.680 right back to bed. Yeah. I used to like my 24 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.760 mop up food. Two in the morning. There was a 25 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:14.920 bagel store in Sunnyside, Queens and I'd go get two 26 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:18.040 bagels onion bagels, probably with butter. I would actually get 27 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:21.319 off the subway stop stop before where I lived, so 28 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:24.280 I could get the two bagels and eat the two 29 00:01:24.280 --> 00:01:26.799 bagels while walking home and just kind of like the 30 00:01:26.840 --> 00:01:29.680 fresh air and the calories and the fat, and you know, 31 00:01:29.719 --> 00:01:32.200 in the cold especially, you'd feel a little more awake 32 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:34.519 when you got home. Shake off some of those Bruce Kis. 33 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:36.879 You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Jim Dilan said, long Ah, 34 00:01:36.920 --> 00:01:39.799 there's a place of comfort like the suburbs. The food 35 00:01:39.879 --> 00:01:43.079 is bad, people would riot. There's nothing else. There's no culture, 36 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:45.760 there's no real intelligence, nothing is really interesting. There's no 37 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:49.319 sense of history or community or family. There's no real athletics. 38 00:01:49.359 --> 00:01:51.200 I know, we used to have the Islanders. It was great. 39 00:01:51.239 --> 00:01:53.159 I used to leave my house and be in an 40 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:55.719 Islanders game in like twelve minutes. Was amazing. It's not 41 00:01:55.799 --> 00:01:59.719 especially pretty. I'll disagree with that. There's no national or 42 00:01:59.760 --> 00:02:01.920 local meaning or feeling of purpose. It's kind of a 43 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:05.040 vacant landscape of nothing, a suburban indianess that closets you 44 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:08.080 until you finally fill yourself in with bagels and nyochi 45 00:02:08.240 --> 00:02:12.240 or fentanyl. The conversation turned to Tim Dillon special This 46 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:15.360 is Your Country that was the Jerry Springer type special, 47 00:02:15.400 --> 00:02:18.000 and said, you know who didn't like it as much? Netflix? Now, 48 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:20.439 I'm kidding. They're great people there. We love them, but 49 00:02:20.439 --> 00:02:22.159 they don't love talk formats, and I think they were 50 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.520 nervous about it. I think we all need daytime trash 51 00:02:24.599 --> 00:02:27.199 TV that's not hyper political. I think we all need 52 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:29.479 to coalesce around realizing that we're all garbage people and 53 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.280 exploiting that. Nobody was talking about tariffs on Ricky Lake. 54 00:02:32.719 --> 00:02:34.719 That's what I remember was great about the nineties. People 55 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:36.400 just want to do as much damage to each other 56 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:39.039 as they good for entertainment value, and that's what I 57 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:41.639 was trying to do. So were we now in the 58 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:44.680 era of establishment? Tim Dillon? Do I no longer have 59 00:02:44.759 --> 00:02:46.639 to say I really liked to podcast, But someday when 60 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:49.879 he cancels himself, I'm gonna disavow and say I never 61 00:02:49.919 --> 00:02:52.000 told you that. Is he now part of the club. 62 00:02:52.120 --> 00:02:53.879 I think he's part of the club. He's getting on 63 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:56.919 cable networks hot ones is a lot more mainstream than 64 00:02:56.919 --> 00:03:00.840 you'd think, like a lot more, Tim. I think you're 65 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:03.960 now establishment, Tim Dillon over there with your friend establishment, 66 00:03:04.000 --> 00:03:07.159 theo vant who's interviewing the vice president. What has happened 67 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:10.120 all you rebel outsiders? You lived long enough and the 68 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:12.599 establishment brought you in and you didn't even realize it. 69 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:15.879 Tim Dillon also defended whole milk, saying whole milk from 70 00:03:15.919 --> 00:03:18.879 America's heartland, dairy farmers with whatever needs to be in it, 71 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:21.000 whatever hormones are in it, need to be in it. 72 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:23.080 Hands off rfk. I'll have my milk the way I 73 00:03:23.199 --> 00:03:26.479 like it, genetically engineered. He also shared what he thinks 74 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:29.840 is the most influential fast food item, the mcgriddle, because 75 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.919 the mcgriddle married the sweet and savory in a way 76 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:34.680 that now everybody does it, so media pick up on 77 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:37.280 something Mark Maron wrote. He put out a blog post 78 00:03:37.319 --> 00:03:40.000 that's similar to his comments from last week when he 79 00:03:40.039 --> 00:03:43.759 said he was ending the podcast The headline now is 80 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:49.680 simplifying it. Maren has Rogan regret basically the blog post. 81 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:51.960 Mark Maron writes, we weren't the first, but in terms 82 00:03:52.000 --> 00:03:54.000 of making it a viable medium, we were certainly one 83 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:56.479 of the ogs. We changed the world. Literally, we showed 84 00:03:56.479 --> 00:03:58.560 the world was now possible to create a specific type 85 00:03:58.599 --> 00:04:01.199 of show on one's own terms. We helped unleash an 86 00:04:01.240 --> 00:04:04.719 exciting type of delivery system for pure self expression. Sadly, 87 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:07.199 on some level, we also unleashed a format that's been 88 00:04:07.319 --> 00:04:10.680 used for dubious means, propaganda and pure evil. But hey, 89 00:04:10.759 --> 00:04:14.479 it's not the atomic bomb. On a recent WTF, Mark said, 90 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:16.120 it's just interesting to me in the big picture of 91 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:18.160 what's happening and what the medium is unleashed, that me 92 00:04:18.199 --> 00:04:20.319 and Joe Rogan were both in the system, two ends 93 00:04:20.319 --> 00:04:22.720 of the spectrum of podcasting coming from the same source, 94 00:04:23.040 --> 00:04:27.399 and a now truly apocalyptic landscape. In October of twenty four, 95 00:04:27.839 --> 00:04:31.399 Maren said podcasts have become a medium that normalizes fascism. 96 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:36.040 He called out quote comedians with podcasts for having shameless 97 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:39.120 self proclaimed white supremacists and fascists on their show. All 98 00:04:39.120 --> 00:04:42.519 it does is humanize and normalize fascism. When someone uses 99 00:04:42.560 --> 00:04:46.120 their platform for that reason, they're facilitating anti American sentiment 100 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:49.920 and promoting violent autocracy. Maren didn't call out anyone by name, 101 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:52.720 but those words came three days after Rogan had released 102 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:56.120 an episode with Donald Trump. By the way, uh Trump 103 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:58.920 with Bono really enjoyed it. I'm a huge G two fan. 104 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:01.959 You can profile me. I'm fifty five years old from Queens, 105 00:05:02.000 --> 00:05:04.720 New York, and my last name is mc dermott. Of 106 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:07.600 course I like you too, and it was very good, 107 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:10.759 Maren wrote last October, and this is timely. I don't 108 00:05:10.759 --> 00:05:12.959 know if you're paying attention to the news this week. 109 00:05:13.079 --> 00:05:15.639 Are you going to the parades Saturday? Yeah? That looked 110 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:18.759 that up, Maren said. Fascism is good for business, if 111 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:22.160 you tell the line. Popular podcast became tribal and divisive 112 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:24.120 years ago. Now they might be in the position to 113 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:26.480 become part of the media oligarchy under the new anti 114 00:05:26.480 --> 00:05:29.240 democratic government. All right, it's so Senil learns to me, 115 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.040 Mark Marion, Joe Rogan and whoever else. So Tim Dillon 116 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:35.319 to send him a letter. Eliza Selessenger has been doing 117 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:37.800 a lot of press and I don't know why. Actually 118 00:05:37.879 --> 00:05:39.720 I do know why. I have. There seems to be 119 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:42.439 some sort of pr campaign to get her an Emmy nomination. 120 00:05:42.600 --> 00:05:44.160 That seems to be what's going on. I'll talk more 121 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:46.959 about that tomorrow because I saw a note in Billboard 122 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:50.079 that pretty much said as much. But Eliza has been 123 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:53.240 doing a lot of press, which is well, I just 124 00:05:53.279 --> 00:05:55.439 said what she said. You certainly don't know when a 125 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:58.079 joke or new hour is done. This was in a 126 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:02.600 sit down chat for deadlines at Prime Experience. But Eliza says, 127 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:04.360 but you have to tape it at some point, and 128 00:06:04.399 --> 00:06:06.160 then the heartbreaking part is the next week when you 129 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:08.120 go on tour, continue touring to find all these things 130 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:10.120 you should have said. It's almost like you have to 131 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:11.759 tape an hour to know how much better your hour 132 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:14.079 could be. That's interesting. I truly believe stand up and 133 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:15.839 I hate I'm saying this is like a bottle of 134 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:18.399 wine and I think I'm stealing it from Sideways. But 135 00:06:18.439 --> 00:06:21.920 it's an ever evolving thing. Her latest hour is titled 136 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:25.319 A Different Animal. She says there's forty five minutes of 137 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:27.319 material that never made the final cut. I believe an 138 00:06:27.319 --> 00:06:30.079 audience deserves a polished product, and people should expect that 139 00:06:30.120 --> 00:06:33.240 from Stand Up comedy. Also, this is corny. The title 140 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:35.439 isn't just a nod. Remember, the title is a different animal. 141 00:06:35.480 --> 00:06:37.680 The title isn't just a nod to her creative evolution. 142 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:40.040 It's also an acknowledgment of the fact that what she 143 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:42.879 delivers with both her material and her delivery is unique. 144 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:46.000 Eliza says, I'm a different animal now than when I 145 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:49.199 started comedy. Material is different, and I'm a different person 146 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:51.360 than I was when I started writing, a different animal. 147 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:52.839 So I think it really speaks to the idea that 148 00:06:52.920 --> 00:06:54.680 what you get when you watch my stand up something 149 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:57.120 completely different than people expect from comedy as a genre, 150 00:06:57.240 --> 00:07:00.879 or from me from what you've seen before. My former 151 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:04.600 coworker Jamie Fox says he wants to mix comedy with 152 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:07.759 quote funny church stuff and is creating an experience that 153 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:11.240 celebrates both his humor and his spiritual roots. Fox went 154 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:12.839 on Instagram and a video. He said, I got some 155 00:07:12.839 --> 00:07:14.680 funny stuff that I want to do. I'm a church boy, 156 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:16.639 so I want to do some funny church stuff. So 157 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:18.199 when I come to your city, I need you all 158 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:20.199 to pull up on me and play along. He's searching 159 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:23.319 for gospel choirs in every city to join his upcoming tour, 160 00:07:23.920 --> 00:07:25.639 so rather than a house band of sorts, so it 161 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:28.959 would be a local choir. Fox has yet to share 162 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:31.360 official guidelines on how this works yet, but he wants 163 00:07:31.399 --> 00:07:34.240 a different gospel choir in each city. Bert Krascher was 164 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:37.240 on the Drop a Pin show and he proclaimed which 165 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:41.360 of the American states is the best? Are you ready? 166 00:07:41.399 --> 00:07:45.959 What's your guess? Bert Krescher proclaimed that Ohio is the 167 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:48.000 greatest state of America has to offer. Not only does 168 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:50.800 he love the quote big cities, but he thinks that 169 00:07:50.839 --> 00:07:53.079 people are very understanding as opposed to other states. But 170 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:54.720 it said, I think Ohio is the greatest state in 171 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:57.680 the Union. I argue that because I've traveled everywhere. Its 172 00:07:57.680 --> 00:08:00.879 topography is gorgeous. It's the perfect political place to be 173 00:08:00.879 --> 00:08:03.079 where they get your personality. They welcome everyone, but they're 174 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:05.759 not lunatics. You get weather, you get on the water. 175 00:08:06.000 --> 00:08:07.879 No state has the big cities that Ohio has. I 176 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:13.399 think it's the best state in the Union. Yeah, I mean, okay, weather, water, sure, 177 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:19.040 No state has the big cities that Ohio has. No California, Texas, 178 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:23.079 nobody's big cities like anything else. This got mixed responses 179 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:25.839 on social media and from some losers recording a podcast 180 00:08:25.920 --> 00:08:29.759 in their basement. One social media user said, horrible take. 181 00:08:29.959 --> 00:08:35.840 It's Wisconsin going away. The Great American Comedy Festival is back. 182 00:08:36.159 --> 00:08:39.879 The headliner Yakov Smirnoff. Yakov's been doing some press this week. 183 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:41.679 He was going to do Fellon. That may have happened 184 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:44.840 by now, but he's the headliner on Saturday. James Austin 185 00:08:44.919 --> 00:08:48.039 Johnson headlines Friday Night. Part of the Great American Comedy 186 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:50.639 Festival is honoring Johnny Carson, who would have turned one 187 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:54.200 hundred this year. Festival executive director Pat Jensen said, Johnny 188 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:57.080 Carson was a comedy legend, and certainly SNL isn't that 189 00:08:57.159 --> 00:08:59.360 same pantheon. If a member of the current SNL cast 190 00:08:59.399 --> 00:09:02.200 during the same year that we recognize Johnny's one hundredth birthday, 191 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:04.200 just feels so perfect. I heard me drop the g 192 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:06.320 in that sentence. The Queen's Accent's coming out today. I 193 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.039 heard it. I'm leaving it in Hit your ten second, 194 00:09:08.080 --> 00:09:11.639 rewind it happening during the word during. The festival kicks 195 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:15.440 off tonight with the traditional family comedy Magic Show. The 196 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:17.399 festival opened in two thousand and eight to honor the 197 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:20.879 legacy of Johnny Carson. The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 198 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:23.480 is launching its own book club, and I know you're thinking, wow, 199 00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:27.159 that sounds really cool, and I'm with you, Yeah, really cool. 200 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.360 Stephen Colbert jumped on the social media and said, we'll 201 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.360 be highlighting wonderful books that are worth your time that 202 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:35.720 you're not putting into watching this show. The first book 203 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:39.200 in the super Cool Late Show book Club is called Orbital. 204 00:09:39.440 --> 00:09:43.000 That's a twenty twenty three sci fi novel. Colbert says 205 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.679 Orbital is a beautiful novel about six astronauts on the 206 00:09:45.720 --> 00:09:48.759 International Space Station going about their daily tasks and pondering 207 00:09:48.759 --> 00:09:51.159 the meaning of life. It won the book a Prize, 208 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:53.519 and it won the even more prestigious prize of being 209 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:56.440 my first book club pick that actually sounds like a 210 00:09:56.440 --> 00:09:58.360 book I would like after I've totally made fun of 211 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:00.279 the book club, but come on, Late Show book Club. 212 00:10:00.840 --> 00:10:03.799 Jacob Samuel has an album out today. He spoke to 213 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:06.320 streight dot com. He said one of the problems he 214 00:10:06.360 --> 00:10:09.279 had breaking into comedy is I'm not a good storyteller. 215 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:12.600 I was never a naturally charismatic, schmoozy guy. I always thought, 216 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:14.639 don't want to do comedy writing. I didn't really want 217 00:10:14.679 --> 00:10:16.919 to perform, but then you realize that to even start 218 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:18.679 down that path, you need to be performing if you 219 00:10:18.679 --> 00:10:21.559 want to make inroads in the comedy communities. His style 220 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.080 is observations of modern day life and quick hits of 221 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:26.559 twelve to fifteen seconds. He says, I love that joke 222 00:10:26.600 --> 00:10:28.159 structure where he had a little clue and then some 223 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:29.799 people get it, then more people get it, and you're 224 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:33.000 bringing everyone in slowly. An example which I'm sure he 225 00:10:33.039 --> 00:10:35.399 told better than I will. It's about dating apps. He said. 226 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:37.960 I'd see some women write in the profile, I just 227 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:40.399 love life, and that's great because that tells me you 228 00:10:40.440 --> 00:10:43.960 have zero life experience. Another I'm a jazz lover, and 229 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.200 I don't mean I love jazz, I mean I make 230 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:48.480 love like jazz, because the way I make love is 231 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:52.120 not very popular. That's a good joke. His first album, 232 00:10:52.320 --> 00:10:56.200 Horsepower forty five minutes, when the twenty twenty one Juno 233 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:59.279 Award for Comedy Album of the Year. This new one 234 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:01.320 is called Big Time. He says, sometimes you put in 235 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:03.159 a lot of work and it results in nothing. He 236 00:11:03.200 --> 00:11:04.440 told a story I had to cut a joke on 237 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:07.000 my special that I've been doing for five years because 238 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:09.200 the week after I recorded the special, Nate Bergetzi he 239 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:10.799 came up with the same joke on the fly on 240 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:13.799 his podcast. It wasn't the exact same wording. I think 241 00:11:13.840 --> 00:11:15.519 mine was better because I had worked on it, but 242 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:17.279 he figured out the same concepts. I'm like, wow, I 243 00:11:17.320 --> 00:11:19.120 can't put that out there because the hottest community in 244 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:20.639 the world just did it, and who's gonna believe me? 245 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:23.120 That sucks? He says. One of my favorite jokes in 246 00:11:23.120 --> 00:11:24.960 this specials It's one of the first jokes I wrote 247 00:11:25.000 --> 00:11:26.720 to rebuild my act. I dropped it for a while 248 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:28.399 because the wording was a bit clunky. Then I posted 249 00:11:28.480 --> 00:11:30.480 on social media. Did really well. The joke is about 250 00:11:30.519 --> 00:11:32.919 the Honda Odyssey. It's a weird name for a vehicle 251 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:35.080 because if you know anything about the Odyssey, you know 252 00:11:35.120 --> 00:11:38.759 it didn't go well. That's funny too. Big Talk is 253 00:11:38.840 --> 00:11:41.240 the name of the special, and he is Jacob Samuel. 254 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:45.039 It all sounds pretty good and congratulations to Nina Yankovic 255 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:50.240 on graduating college. Her dad Al went on Instagram to 256 00:11:50.279 --> 00:11:54.279 announce that Nina had graduated from college. Al posted a 257 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:57.440 photo of him and Nina, saying, my daughter Nina graduated 258 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:59.919 from college today. 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