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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is time for War of the Roses

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<v Speaker 1>in Hartford. That's where we're going. Emma is on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>Emma is having a problem with her husband, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to get to the bottom of it, I hope.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So tell us what is going on, Emma.

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<v Speaker 2>Just before Easter, I took my husband's card to the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery store to get groceries for Easter Sunday dinner. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>And there's this Easter basket in the trunk with perfume,

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<v Speaker 2>body lotion, massage.

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<v Speaker 3>Oil and these edible panties in it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, And yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I I never got a basket from him,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I checked his trunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Basket's gone. So I don't know what to think here, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what is happening.

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<v Speaker 3>Who's where? Why all of it done?

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<v Speaker 1>That is so suspicious. I'm sorry, it's suspicious. Walmart chaff Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything. I'm just I'm just thinking maybe

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<v Speaker 1>there's like a grab bag at work or something, or

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<v Speaker 1>that a panties or maybe uh like some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>raffle with edible panties or just don't it seems like

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<v Speaker 1>those fruit roll ups?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh do that? Yeah? I mean back in the day. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to ask any more questions, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Emma, that is very strange that it's no longer

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of his trunk and you have not

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<v Speaker 1>confronted him yet with this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what's going on. I'm just I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>so I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what to think here.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm really Yeah, has been ever cheated before?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he like the type of guy like is do you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you know if he's ever cheated Back.

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<v Speaker 2>When we first we had sort of a rocky beginning

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<v Speaker 2>when we first got together, but that was a.

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<v Speaker 3>Long time ago.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, we've been married for six years

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<v Speaker 2>now and everything's been fine, and so I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I really don't, all right, but we're going to

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<v Speaker 5>get to the bottom of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little suspect that he was hiding an adult

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<v Speaker 1>themed Easter basket in the trunk of his car and

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<v Speaker 1>then it goes missing after Easter and he didn't give

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<v Speaker 1>it to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's a lot. So we're gonna call up Vin.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna offer him roses, try to get some information

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<v Speaker 1>out of him.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna be listening in.

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<v Speaker 1>If you feel comfortable at any time and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to just jump in and confront him, you can, Okay, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh I'm nervous about this one.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean this is edible panties, a little aggressive.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what they say, right, scheter cheater, panty eater. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm looking for a mister Vin.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, I'm Vin. It's just Finn.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Vin, this is Alyssa from Flowers Express over in Hartford.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you doing this morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Sure, yeah, how'd you? Okay, how'd you get my number?

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<v Speaker 5>Fabulous?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm glad to hear I got your number because you

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<v Speaker 6>are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations,

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<v Speaker 6>you just picked up a dozen free roses.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, I don't remember entering any contests.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you probably don't.

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<v Speaker 6>We buy like these third party marketing lists, and so

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<v Speaker 6>is a way of you know, marketing ourselves. Because we're

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<v Speaker 6>new here in Hartford. We randomly picked from this third

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<v Speaker 6>party list. So this way, you know, you'll get to

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<v Speaker 6>know about us. We'll send flowers to somebody on your behalf,

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<v Speaker 6>and this way they're gonna get the flowers, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>be like, oh, flowers express, they do beautiful work. And

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<v Speaker 6>the next time you need flowers, they're gonna be like,

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<v Speaker 6>oh flowers express, they do beautiful work.

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<v Speaker 5>And then everybody's just happy with the whole situation.

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<v Speaker 4>This sounds good. I can't argue with dad.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, So it sounds like you're ready to sad catch.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Like I mean, I don't have to pay anything

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I mean, like I said, I just won't send

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<v Speaker 6>them to you. I'll send them on to somebody on

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<v Speaker 6>your behalf. Like I said, it makes us look good

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<v Speaker 6>to them, and then you look good to them, and

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<v Speaker 6>then you look good to us, and it's a whole situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Love it cool?

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<v Speaker 5>Awesome? All right?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, as part of your prize, you get a lovely

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<v Speaker 6>card that I can write a message.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you want, yeah, sure, yeah no, but let's

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<v Speaker 4>put a card in there.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, cool, let's start.

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<v Speaker 4>I just like that. Can I just tell you my message,

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<v Speaker 4>like what to put on it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, absolutely, go for it. I'm ready when you are.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, just put something basic like but like romantic, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like the to the love of my life.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh that's sweet, very simple, fair to the point I

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<v Speaker 6>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Do that?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? To the love of my life? Is there

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<v Speaker 5>a name for this love of your life?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, it's going to go to my wife, Alma.

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<v Speaker 5>Emma. Okay, awesome, awesome. How long have you and Emma

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<v Speaker 5>been married.

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<v Speaker 4>We've been married for a few years.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh sweet, that's awesome. And things are going good?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean it's it's you know, we have our

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<v Speaker 4>ups and downs like every couple, but overall, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, I'm jumping in. I gotta jump in.

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<v Speaker 4>Vin.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Courtney Walmart, Jeff is here, that Floris, there

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<v Speaker 1>is Savannah.

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<v Speaker 5>You're on just ninety five to seven.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait what it's.

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<v Speaker 1>War of the Roses that you're on, which means you're

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<v Speaker 1>significant other things. You're cheating and yeah, can I just

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<v Speaker 1>your wife? Emma is also on the line. Emma, do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to talk to him?

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<v Speaker 5>Tell him? Why do you think he's cheating?

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<v Speaker 3>There's an easter basket you had in the truck and

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<v Speaker 3>now it's gone, and I don't know where why you

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<v Speaker 3>had it, where it was going. It's an adult seemed

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<v Speaker 3>easter basket. Don't play dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>What what was that? Oh? Come on, that's why you

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<v Speaker 4>got this. That's why you put me up to this.

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<v Speaker 4>You thought I was cheating because I got a basket

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<v Speaker 4>massage oil?

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<v Speaker 5>What is that? It had massage oil in it, edible.

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<v Speaker 4>Pr massage oil. Yeah, it was for Megan, my massage therapist.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not dirty. She's a massage therapist. There's massage oils.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like a joke gift, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>I gave it to her for Easter, her, for her

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<v Speaker 4>and her wife. She's helped me out so much, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>she's married to another woman. She's a lesbian. You think I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>What is happening?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 4>You think I'm cheating on you with my lesbian massage therapist.

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<v Speaker 4>That is rich.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to think anymore. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what that was and why you were hiding it, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know, Well, why are you.

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<v Speaker 4>Stupid around my trunk? Anyway? Look, I just bought her

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<v Speaker 4>a gift. I was out shopping. I saw it.

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<v Speaker 3>It was cool cardigan. I took the card of the store.

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<v Speaker 2>You knew I took the card of the store.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think to give another woman an adult

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<v Speaker 1>theme basket is so inappropriate?

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<v Speaker 4>It's not inappropriate. It's funny. It's like you wouldn't even

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<v Speaker 4>know because you're not even in a relationship. I mean, like,

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<v Speaker 4>I look, come on, she helped me with my bat

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<v Speaker 4>my back pain. You know when we're in the office

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<v Speaker 4>and our sessions, I mean we joke about stuff. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>it's all good. We got to know we done it

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<v Speaker 4>a little well. I thought it's funny. This is ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't believe I'm on the radio talking about this

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<v Speaker 4>is ridiculous. Yeah, you thought I was cheating on you,

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<v Speaker 4>and so you set up this elaborate ruse and they're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna call me and offer me free flowers. And what

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<v Speaker 4>did I do? I sent them to my wife. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I love you. Get over it. Then.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I appreciate your conviction, but we are going to

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<v Speaker 1>put you guys on hold. I am going to offer counseling.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to break this down with a counselor

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<v Speaker 1>you can. If not, you don't have to. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think you guys need to come to a conclusion together,

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<v Speaker 1>not with us, Okay, am I you okay, just needs

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<v Speaker 1>a quick thinking.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm cheating on it.