Speaker 1: All right, it is time for War of the Roses
Speaker 1: in Hartford. That's where we're going. Emma is on the line.
Speaker 1: Emma is having a problem with her husband, and we're
Speaker 1: going to get to the bottom of it, I hope.
Speaker 1: All right, So tell us what is going on, Emma.
Speaker 2: Just before Easter, I took my husband's card to the
Speaker 2: grocery store to get groceries for Easter Sunday dinner. Okay,
Speaker 2: And there's this Easter basket in the trunk with perfume,
Speaker 2: body lotion, massage.
Speaker 3: Oil and these edible panties in it.
Speaker 4: Okay, And yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I I never got a basket from him,
Speaker 3: and then I checked his trunk.
Speaker 2: Basket's gone. So I don't know what to think here, Like,
Speaker 2: what is happening.
Speaker 3: Who's where? Why all of it done?
Speaker 1: That is so suspicious. I'm sorry, it's suspicious. Walmart chaff Well,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I'm just I'm just thinking maybe
Speaker 1: there's like a grab bag at work or something, or
Speaker 1: that a panties or maybe uh like some sort of
Speaker 1: raffle with edible panties or just don't it seems like
Speaker 1: those fruit roll ups?
Speaker 5: Oh do that? Yeah? I mean back in the day. Oh, okay,
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't want to ask any more questions, don't.
Speaker 1: Uh, Emma, that is very strange that it's no longer
Speaker 1: in the back of his trunk and you have not
Speaker 1: confronted him yet with this.
Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on. I'm just I'm just
Speaker 3: so I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to think here.
Speaker 5: I'm really Yeah, has been ever cheated before?
Speaker 1: Is he like the type of guy like is do you?
Speaker 1: I mean, do you know if he's ever cheated Back.
Speaker 2: When we first we had sort of a rocky beginning
Speaker 2: when we first got together, but that was a.
Speaker 3: Long time ago.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we've been married for six years
Speaker 2: now and everything's been fine, and so I don't really
Speaker 2: know what's happening.
Speaker 5: Okay, I really don't, all right, but we're going to
Speaker 5: get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 1: It's a little suspect that he was hiding an adult
Speaker 1: themed Easter basket in the trunk of his car and
Speaker 1: then it goes missing after Easter and he didn't give
Speaker 1: it to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a lot. So we're gonna call up Vin.
Speaker 1: We're gonna offer him roses, try to get some information
Speaker 1: out of him.
Speaker 5: You're gonna be listening in.
Speaker 1: If you feel comfortable at any time and you want
Speaker 1: to just jump in and confront him, you can, Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm nervous about this one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean this is edible panties, a little aggressive.
Speaker 5: You know what they say, right, scheter cheater, panty eater. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 5: I'm looking for a mister Vin.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'm Vin. It's just Finn.
Speaker 6: Hey Vin, this is Alyssa from Flowers Express over in Hartford.
Speaker 5: How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 4: Okay? Sure, yeah, how'd you? Okay, how'd you get my number?
Speaker 5: Fabulous?
Speaker 6: I'm glad to hear I got your number because you
Speaker 6: are the lucky winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations,
Speaker 6: you just picked up a dozen free roses.
Speaker 4: Wait, I don't remember entering any contests.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you probably don't.
Speaker 6: We buy like these third party marketing lists, and so
Speaker 6: is a way of you know, marketing ourselves. Because we're
Speaker 6: new here in Hartford. We randomly picked from this third
Speaker 6: party list. So this way, you know, you'll get to
Speaker 6: know about us. We'll send flowers to somebody on your behalf,
Speaker 6: and this way they're gonna get the flowers, they're gonna
Speaker 6: be like, oh, flowers express, they do beautiful work. And
Speaker 6: the next time you need flowers, they're gonna be like,
Speaker 6: oh flowers express, they do beautiful work.
Speaker 5: And then everybody's just happy with the whole situation.
Speaker 4: This sounds good. I can't argue with dad.
Speaker 6: Right, So it sounds like you're ready to sad catch.
Speaker 4: Right, Like I mean, I don't have to pay anything
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 6: No, I mean, like I said, I just won't send
Speaker 6: them to you. I'll send them on to somebody on
Speaker 6: your behalf. Like I said, it makes us look good
Speaker 6: to them, and then you look good to them, and
Speaker 6: then you look good to us, and it's a whole situation.
Speaker 4: Love it cool?
Speaker 5: Awesome? All right?
Speaker 6: Well, as part of your prize, you get a lovely
Speaker 6: card that I can write a message.
Speaker 4: And if you want, yeah, sure, yeah no, but let's
Speaker 4: put a card in there.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, let's start.
Speaker 4: I just like that. Can I just tell you my message,
Speaker 4: like what to put on it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, go for it. I'm ready when you are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just put something basic like but like romantic, you know,
Speaker 4: like the to the love of my life.
Speaker 6: Oh that's sweet, very simple, fair to the point I
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 1: Do that?
Speaker 5: All right? To the love of my life? Is there
Speaker 5: a name for this love of your life?
Speaker 4: Actually, it's going to go to my wife, Alma.
Speaker 5: Emma. Okay, awesome, awesome. How long have you and Emma
Speaker 5: been married.
Speaker 4: We've been married for a few years.
Speaker 5: Oh sweet, that's awesome. And things are going good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's you know, we have our
Speaker 4: ups and downs like every couple, but overall, I mean
Speaker 4: it's pretty good.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm jumping in. I gotta jump in.
Speaker 4: Vin.
Speaker 1: This is Courtney Walmart, Jeff is here, that Floris, there
Speaker 1: is Savannah.
Speaker 5: You're on just ninety five to seven.
Speaker 4: Wait what it's.
Speaker 1: War of the Roses that you're on, which means you're
Speaker 1: significant other things. You're cheating and yeah, can I just
Speaker 1: your wife? Emma is also on the line. Emma, do
Speaker 1: you want to talk to him?
Speaker 5: Tell him? Why do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 3: There's an easter basket you had in the truck and
Speaker 3: now it's gone, and I don't know where why you
Speaker 3: had it, where it was going. It's an adult seemed
Speaker 3: easter basket. Don't play dumb.
Speaker 4: What what was that? Oh? Come on, that's why you
Speaker 4: got this. That's why you put me up to this.
Speaker 4: You thought I was cheating because I got a basket
Speaker 4: massage oil?
Speaker 5: What is that? It had massage oil in it, edible.
Speaker 4: Pr massage oil. Yeah, it was for Megan, my massage therapist.
Speaker 4: It's not dirty. She's a massage therapist. There's massage oils.
Speaker 4: It's like a joke gift, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I gave it to her for Easter, her, for her
Speaker 4: and her wife. She's helped me out so much, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's married to another woman. She's a lesbian. You think I'm.
Speaker 3: What is happening?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: You think I'm cheating on you with my lesbian massage therapist.
Speaker 4: That is rich.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to think anymore. I don't know
Speaker 2: what that was and why you were hiding it, and like,
Speaker 2: I don't even know, Well, why are you.
Speaker 4: Stupid around my trunk? Anyway? Look, I just bought her
Speaker 4: a gift. I was out shopping. I saw it.
Speaker 3: It was cool cardigan. I took the card of the store.
Speaker 2: You knew I took the card of the store.
Speaker 1: What did you think to give another woman an adult
Speaker 1: theme basket is so inappropriate?
Speaker 4: It's not inappropriate. It's funny. It's like you wouldn't even
Speaker 4: know because you're not even in a relationship. I mean, like,
Speaker 4: I look, come on, she helped me with my bat
Speaker 4: my back pain. You know when we're in the office
Speaker 4: and our sessions, I mean we joke about stuff. I mean,
Speaker 4: it's all good. We got to know we done it
Speaker 4: a little well. I thought it's funny. This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm on the radio talking about this
Speaker 4: is ridiculous. Yeah, you thought I was cheating on you,
Speaker 4: and so you set up this elaborate ruse and they're
Speaker 4: gonna call me and offer me free flowers. And what
Speaker 4: did I do? I sent them to my wife. Okay,
Speaker 4: I love you. Get over it. Then.
Speaker 1: Now I appreciate your conviction, but we are going to
Speaker 1: put you guys on hold. I am going to offer counseling.
Speaker 1: If you want to break this down with a counselor
Speaker 1: you can. If not, you don't have to. But I
Speaker 1: think you guys need to come to a conclusion together,
Speaker 1: not with us, Okay, am I you okay, just needs
Speaker 1: a quick thinking.
Speaker 4: I'm cheating on it.