Speaker 1: Caught me up on this week's Chewing the Cud. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about an unfortunate time to say the.
Speaker 2: Wrong thing, and I'm bringing you news about a beauty
Speaker 2: product that's inspiring a lot of people. Sounds good to me.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Welcome to During the Cud with Me, Mike Beninroe and
Speaker 1: my good friend co host Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: How you doing. I'm doing all right, I'm very yellow today.
Speaker 2: I'm like a ray of sunshine. Like something we're bringing
Speaker 2: you all the showbies needs that you could ever need,
Speaker 2: as well as some fun stories.
Speaker 1: Well you are good to us all, aren't you. So
Speaker 1: what would be good for us this week?
Speaker 2: Well, I have a story about a very famous actor
Speaker 2: who's been poking fun at the Kardashians. Oh, I'm already
Speaker 2: invested in this story. Anthony Hopkins. Anthony Hopkins, Sir Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker 2: He has been taking the mick out of Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 2: which is amazing. So so, Kim Kardashian has launched something
Speaker 2: called She has this product called Skims, which is like
Speaker 2: this sort of like body shaping weear. But she's brought
Speaker 2: out something called the Ultimate Face, which is a shape
Speaker 2: where for your face, which fans have likened it to
Speaker 2: that from the Silence of the Lambs. So he has
Speaker 2: got on board with it, which is, you know, quite
Speaker 2: unusual for gentlemen se to his age, because they don't normally.
Speaker 2: He does get quite on board with a lot of stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so so he's obviously been he's been noted about it
Speaker 2: and just picked on when he's kind of taking a
Speaker 2: picture of himself wearing I don't think it's and I
Speaker 2: think he's just got a bit of surgical stocking from somewhere,
Speaker 2: put it on his face and put it on me,
Speaker 2: saying hello, Kim, I'm already feeling ten years younger. Goodbye.
Speaker 2: In the Hannibal Like to voice recreating the film's legendary
Speaker 2: falva beans and chante scene, he chillingly slurped at the
Speaker 2: end of the clip with a caption, thank you, Kim,
Speaker 2: don't be afraid to come over for dinner. I think
Speaker 2: we've got a picture of him wearing it. Okay, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: I mean that.
Speaker 1: Looks like a truss that's not gonna smell fresh.
Speaker 2: He is a gentleman of a certain age, and sometimes
Speaker 2: he needs a little bit of support so in general,
Speaker 2: people have gone, what on earth is what is it?
Speaker 2: The thing? What is it? So she's it's it's a
Speaker 2: it's called a facial rap, okay, and it costs forty
Speaker 2: eight quid. But there's no real information on what it's
Speaker 2: supposed to do. So it's a facial wrap like a
Speaker 2: chicken wrap. Yeah, you wear it when you go to
Speaker 2: sleep at night. I presume it's to hold all your
Speaker 2: skin in. Okay, why'd you keep doing that?
Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to gest that the clock's not been
Speaker 1: running for the past five minutes, but.
Speaker 2: They're not picking up on the subtle ones.
Speaker 1: Very distract I know, it's less distracted than me going
Speaker 1: on a secondly, the clock's not been running.
Speaker 2: No, well, at least it's silent, and it's not while
Speaker 2: I'm on camera, So it doesn't have any clear instructions
Speaker 2: of what it's supposed to do or what it's supposed
Speaker 2: to be. It just says it's it is a Kim
Speaker 2: Kardashian money I think is alto soft jaw support and
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you started to feel a bit saggy, maybe, yeah.
Speaker 2: I just love the fact that Anthony Hopkins now knows
Speaker 2: Kim Kardashian is I'm sort of money making thing? Were you?
Speaker 2: Are you a rom com fan? No?
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't want I don't want comedy well
Speaker 1: as roaming about not.
Speaker 2: Even the like the ones from the nineties that everybody looks, Okay, well,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna like this. My best Friend's wedding is
Speaker 2: getting a sequel? Did you not like best Friend's Wedding?
Speaker 2: It was cute.
Speaker 1: What's the story behind best Friend's wedding?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a different time appropriate though. Anyway.
Speaker 2: It came out in nineteen ninety seven. Julia Roberts, Cameron Diaz,
Speaker 2: dem Malrooney what and it's I love how that thrown
Speaker 2: you off. It's in very early development, which means it's
Speaker 2: probably no script. Shall we do this again? But the
Speaker 2: actors have sound on for it. They said, yes, we
Speaker 2: will do it. Yes. The original story was not particularly
Speaker 2: It's Julia Roberts was trying to stop the marriage of
Speaker 2: her best friend and because they've done this promise that
Speaker 2: if they were still single by the age of twenty eight,
Speaker 2: they would marry. It's twenty eight years later, good grade film. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the say a Little Prayer song bit in it was.
Speaker 2: So we've got some pictures of what they looked like
Speaker 2: then in the film and what they're look like now.
Speaker 2: So obviously Julia Roberts looks amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if she's had a freshen up,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be angry at her because it looks like.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point, isn't it. You don't look like
Speaker 2: you've had anything done. You just look like a nice
Speaker 2: sleep the holiday. So we've got Julia Roberts, and then
Speaker 2: we have Dermot Mulrooney. Okay, let's rested. Well, he's aged
Speaker 2: appropriately appropriately. Yes. Yeah, he was very cute as a
Speaker 2: young man. Now he's a silver fox. Okay, you're not
Speaker 2: convinced that I.
Speaker 1: Didn't find him attractive when he was young, many that
Speaker 1: it was not really in my bag.
Speaker 2: I get it's handsome, it's just not for me, all right,
Speaker 2: Cameron T. Yes, we've got and again she she she
Speaker 2: kind of disappeared from Hollywood for good ten years, kind
Speaker 2: of got burnt out by it and was not interested,
Speaker 2: got married, had kids, started to come back into doing
Speaker 2: films and stuff. And again she looks fantastic. Yes, And
Speaker 2: then that's when I notice we've got Richard. No, I
Speaker 2: think we've got rupered Everett. Now I think he's aged better.
Speaker 2: He has aged better. He's a something that wasn't afraid
Speaker 2: of the old botox and filler and at one point
Speaker 2: had overdone it. And he's he himself a struggle, has
Speaker 2: talked about his struggle with aging. Horry doesn't like it.
Speaker 2: But but all in all, yeah, So when it's out,
Speaker 2: nobody knows, but it's.
Speaker 1: Coming apparently possibly maybe.
Speaker 2: This is in the script. I don't know what they
Speaker 2: will be. Perhaps she'll go and try and break up.
Speaker 2: Because he got married in the end, not Julie Roberts
Speaker 2: to who he was supposed to get married to. He
Speaker 2: didn't stop the wedding. No, everything she did backfired and
Speaker 2: as he should do, made it look like a horrible person,
Speaker 2: which she was a horrible person in it. That's why
Speaker 2: sheby's news. So King Charles's launched his own range of
Speaker 2: beard grooming products made from a range of midge repellent
Speaker 2: plants found on his Balmoral estate. So he doesn't have
Speaker 2: a beard now, but in his youth he supported a
Speaker 2: bit of facial fuzz. Both Harry and William have beards
Speaker 2: now because at one point they were alads have beards
Speaker 2: the royal family. They had to be clean shape and
Speaker 2: unless they were doing something in the armed forces, they
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to.
Speaker 1: The Queen didn't. She never had a beard, No grew
Speaker 1: Victoria never had a bed. Elizabeth never had a beard.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think for a while it has been
Speaker 1: that the monarch doesn't have a bed. No, well, I
Speaker 1: don't think it applied to every monarch.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. Anyway, he's fifty thousand acre residents
Speaker 2: in Aberdeenshire, has got this collection of beard, all beard oils,
Speaker 2: washes and barms, and they're all made from stuff that
Speaker 2: grows on his estate because he's very into plants and
Speaker 2: herbs and all that kind of stuff. It's so it's
Speaker 2: been infused with wild bog Okay, wild bog myrtle, well
Speaker 2: known ingredient hand foraged from the grounds of the barb
Speaker 2: or of the state. But it's what's your job, Oh,
Speaker 2: I just gather the I just gather bog myrtle. That's
Speaker 2: my job. And apparently it's been used for centuries and
Speaker 2: centris to keep me away. So if you there's also
Speaker 2: signature sense. If you want to smell like Prince Charles.
Speaker 2: One's called the Laird Okay, which is a bright such
Speaker 2: a spice blend of pink, grapefruit, lemon, verbin, the beana
Speaker 2: and cinnamon, Rabina's favorite drink and cinnamon leaf and chieftain,
Speaker 2: a grounding mix of Norwegian for cedar wood and petuli
Speaker 2: inspired by the inspired by the Highland forests. If you
Speaker 2: want some of it. The organic beard oil is twenty
Speaker 2: five quid for for ye little jar okay, would you
Speaker 2: do you do? Do you beard oil? I do beard oil?
Speaker 2: Or if you want no, I'm not suching. The wash
Speaker 2: cost thirty two quid. Do you want to wash? You
Speaker 2: want to wash your bead? And an oil like it's
Speaker 2: going to cost you about fifty quid. Okay. It's a
Speaker 2: smell like Prince Charles. Yeah, like Prince Charles. And you
Speaker 2: can go on the website they have about moral website.
Speaker 2: It sounds all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 1: He's very big at reselling it and blessing people enjoy
Speaker 1: his wars.
Speaker 2: Yes, Camilla doesn't have anything. She hasn't got a range.
Speaker 1: I think she might have Amilla candle.
Speaker 2: Do you think I don't think she does? Smells he
Speaker 2: ford gin and for cash to use that. No, well
Speaker 2: she doesn't smoke anymore. No, she's smoking. Yeah, still, thanks Lee,
Speaker 2: What are you bringing those after the break?
Speaker 1: Min Well, I'm going to be talking about saying the
Speaker 1: wrong thing at the worst possible time.
Speaker 2: To stay right there. Welcome back to chewing the cord now, Mike,
Speaker 2: saying the wrong thing at the wrong time is an
Speaker 2: autobiographical thing for you, I believe.
Speaker 1: No. So have you ever said something at the wrong time?
Speaker 2: Always? What one sad woman when she was jew uh
Speaker 2: huh not pregnant? Okay, that was awkward. There was no
Speaker 2: way of getting out. Please, you've already done that. Asked
Speaker 2: for a hand on belly. No, no, I do not
Speaker 2: touch people. When do you do? Not pregnant? Okay? No,
Speaker 2: I didn't just went jelly belly billy. No, I didn't
Speaker 2: do that. I just good. There was no way. I
Speaker 2: just went I'm really sorry. I'm just gonna go and
Speaker 2: run across the road in front. Didn't run anywhere, I know.
Speaker 2: I just went, Wow, Okay, Gregg loves you. I don't
Speaker 2: worry about it.
Speaker 1: This is a story about a gentleman who was at
Speaker 1: the altar and actually said his.
Speaker 2: Ex girlfriend's name of friends no, it's not so. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So as they were getting married, he said to his
Speaker 1: fiance slash wife borderline Rebecca, I take thee Sarah.
Speaker 2: Okay, what do you think. Her reaction was, well, she's
Speaker 2: she's laughing there, she did, she laughed.
Speaker 1: He said he got confused. He got confused because her
Speaker 1: middle name was Sarah.
Speaker 2: Oh that he had been stopping Sarah before the wedding. Well,
Speaker 2: he had not seen her for ten years. Okay, And
Speaker 2: was she in the was she the audience and the audience? Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was in the audience. Was she invited to the way?
Speaker 2: Was she in the congregation? Congregation?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it was a civil service, as by
Speaker 1: the beautiful background she was.
Speaker 2: So she didn't she didn't take offense to it. She
Speaker 2: didn't take offense to it.
Speaker 1: But there have been calls for her to divorce him.
Speaker 2: Because it's a red flag apparently. Well, weddings are really,
Speaker 2: I would imagine, really a stressful situation because you've got
Speaker 2: everybody watching you. You don't have to have everybody watching people.
Speaker 2: You could imagine, you know, Well, it's something that they
Speaker 2: can sort out themselves, isn't it. We don't know who
Speaker 2: they are. We're not invested.
Speaker 1: So yeah, when they said do you take Rebecca Sarah
Speaker 1: to he went, I take these Sarah.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so that there were names Sarah had been
Speaker 2: said yes, and it just well whatever people make mistake, they.
Speaker 1: Do like getting married. But yeah, she left it off.
Speaker 1: They both thought it was hilarious and she's actually around
Speaker 1: and said, right, you owe me a proper wedding now,
Speaker 1: which I think is a dig for it being a
Speaker 1: register of.
Speaker 2: Portrayed.
Speaker 1: I know this was very expensive, but yeah, people were saying, oh,
Speaker 1: it's awful. It's a big red, big red flag. It
Speaker 1: doesn't respect your divorcing. She was upset about it. She
Speaker 1: could have just gone, I don't take thee and walked
Speaker 1: actually now not having it now, I just walked out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: But she was and then her gay friend in the
Speaker 1: wedding cultural appropriation.
Speaker 2: That would have been good. It would have been good.
Speaker 2: It would have been different, would have been unique.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about little babbits, little rabbit, little rabbits?
Speaker 2: I mean they had a flavor to a cat, a
Speaker 2: role of a winter's evening. Have you ever cooked rabbit? No? No,
Speaker 2: eaten rabbit once?
Speaker 1: I think, gamey, gamey, that means that ladder burdock. So yeah,
Speaker 1: there's rabbits have been found right with with an unusual feature.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like this story. What if it's Is
Speaker 2: it the one the mutant rabbits? Okay, it is the
Speaker 2: mutant rabbit? Oh okay, right, okay, now.
Speaker 1: Okay, so so strange Frankenstein bunnies right with huge growth
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I hate I'm not looking at it. It's horrible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: teased me in.
Speaker 1: So yeah, they've identified these characterized tumors, of course, by
Speaker 1: sharp palmer violence or CPRV, which is triggered by insect bites.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. You don't like it. It's it
Speaker 2: reminds me of that program, The Last of Us, you know,
Speaker 2: the people.
Speaker 1: Let's take that picture off, let's take it away. Take
Speaker 1: it that's better.
Speaker 2: I hate you. I hate it here.
Speaker 1: So apparently the rabbits have developed black horn like jurors.
Speaker 1: Apparently they're deeply unsettling.
Speaker 2: It is deep. I can't look at it.
Speaker 1: And they're transmitted via mosquitoes or ticks, and they're normally
Speaker 1: harmless unless they stop eating or vision, so they're just growing.
Speaker 2: They get over it. Does it hurt? I don't like it.
Speaker 1: They're just they're characterized so that they're just like humory
Speaker 1: kind of things.
Speaker 2: Horns.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rabbits can survive and even recover, so that's good.
Speaker 1: So it's like an get a bitten by a midgie
Speaker 1: and your arm swells up. That's what's happened there. It's
Speaker 1: just very very big swelling, black swelling and point like
Speaker 1: a thing. And the concerning thing, of course, is the
Speaker 1: transmissibilf to human.
Speaker 2: Side of stuff.
Speaker 1: So what people are saying is that if you do
Speaker 1: get bitten by a mosquito and you do start to
Speaker 1: notice that it's growing, it's not transmisible.
Speaker 2: There was many questions and I was like, what by
Speaker 2: a rabbit that's been bitten by a or bitten by
Speaker 2: a mosquito and you know growing the mosquito or the
Speaker 2: bite on your arm like mosquito.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. The fribes cannot affect humans at all.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't, I just don't. I think it's really scary.
Speaker 1: It's really scary. I mean, it's it's a natural thing.
Speaker 1: It happens, it's an infection. It's not pretty.
Speaker 2: Can they it's in America, isn't the UK in Scotland
Speaker 2: all over.
Speaker 1: I don't because it's all over the place. See what
Speaker 1: they have one is they have what people with rabbits
Speaker 1: as pets.
Speaker 2: To just be aware that these mosquitoes pet rabbit. I
Speaker 2: thought it was a wild rabbit.
Speaker 1: Well, they are in wild rabbits, but pet rabbits are
Speaker 1: obviously rabbits.
Speaker 2: So if you could go up in the morning and
Speaker 2: your pet rabbit is like fungus head, oh, I'm not
Speaker 2: happy with that. It's not like the different animal. I
Speaker 2: don't have a rabbit. I'm just not happy in general.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between a wild rabbit and discussed a
Speaker 1: little wild rabbit and a domesticated rabbit if it's in
Speaker 1: a casion your gardener.
Speaker 2: But kind of like that, you can think, oh, it's
Speaker 2: just like a natural illness and the wild it's natural.
Speaker 2: But no, no, no, would you let me move on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you feel about tumors on rabbits? Talking
Speaker 1: of tumors, he's making news again for his words, but
Speaker 1: for his doings is poops. Oh no no, the front doings.
Speaker 2: Front doings is genitalia and what.
Speaker 1: He does with them. There's been a gentleman smoothies, a
Speaker 1: gentleman who is saying, I am ELS's lone lost son.
Speaker 2: To be fair, it could be true because he's had
Speaker 2: a lot of children by lots of different people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is the first in question. There is
Speaker 1: a family resemblance.
Speaker 2: There uncanny.
Speaker 1: Right now, the forty year old kenyanman has basically he's
Speaker 1: gone viral saying he's Elon Musk's son. Right, he's saying
Speaker 1: he's the firstborn because apparently was conceived after his mother
Speaker 1: had a brief fling with a twenty year old Elon
Speaker 1: Musk in the early nineties.
Speaker 2: How old is Elon Musk? Now, right, let's just do
Speaker 2: do the maths again. This forty year old, he's forty.
Speaker 1: He's forty said that his mother had a fling with
Speaker 1: a twenty year old Elon Musk in the nineteen nineties.
Speaker 1: I don't do that, okay, So just tell me the
Speaker 1: age twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Now I don't know. Thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: Is nineteen ninety five, So forty years ago is nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty five.
Speaker 2: Just numbers. Just tell me he was twelve. Maths doesn't work.
Speaker 2: It couldn't have.
Speaker 1: Couldn't worked because he would have actually been born a
Speaker 1: full set of of No. No, this forty year old
Speaker 1: would have had to have been born ten years before
Speaker 1: he's saying he was conceived.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, whoo right.
Speaker 1: A lot of people are saying that the images are
Speaker 1: AI generated, right because the distortions in the images. El
Speaker 1: Almost has publicly acknowledged fourteen children, none of which fit
Speaker 1: into this gentleman's story.
Speaker 2: So it's like that dude that keeps saying is Prince
Speaker 2: Charles is the lamate son, and he looks like he's old.
Speaker 2: What are you laughing at? Did you hear what I
Speaker 2: just said about Prince Harry? He said, that's my daddy.
Speaker 2: Illegitimates what happened. He's right, ginger right, the old dude
Speaker 2: that keeps saying, I'm Prince Charles is a legitimate son,
Speaker 2: and he's like two years older than or too younger
Speaker 2: than Prince King Charles. Sorry.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so definitely going to most likely be a lie.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not a thing you would want to
Speaker 2: boast about as the richest man in the world. Well
Speaker 2: there is that, and he will have to die soon. Well,
Speaker 2: he'll be lying soon, He'll be a head in a
Speaker 2: bottle of bleach from aldehyde bottle. Of bleach rama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you want to be almost head in
Speaker 1: a bottle of bleach. But yeah, that's all that we
Speaker 1: have from the show this week. Thank you for watching.
Speaker 1: I will see you all soon.
Speaker 2: So do you have any illegitimate kids that you're aware
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