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<v Speaker 1>You look jacked though, man shoulders a lot of tea

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<v Speaker 1>in the butt. Wow the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk about some things that are weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so if you wonder where we've been for the

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<v Speaker 1>last year, I got locked out of my house. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Glad you finally made it back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my mom left me. She locked me in the

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<v Speaker 1>car when she went in to the grocery store. But

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<v Speaker 1>we've added because like any good sitcom that the characters

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<v Speaker 1>start running low on content, you have to add a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 1>or the rebel kid in a high school TV show,

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<v Speaker 1>or a dopey MAGA supporter. So we have Nate Miller,

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<v Speaker 1>who apparently is if you're watching this on live stream.

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<v Speaker 2>He's locked in a portal somewhere another universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Rag, Daila, are you on dial up? I know we're

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I know as a mag of person, you're

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<v Speaker 1>afraid of five G.

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<v Speaker 3>But yes, I did forget my ten foil hats or

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<v Speaker 3>the I am on dial up aol and uh because

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<v Speaker 3>the five G messes with your brain.

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<v Speaker 1>But for old times sake, John Clark, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>give us an intro for the ages?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Rants.

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<v Speaker 3>After a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Like to introduce my co host t MoU Tom DeLong.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got mister Klean's homeless uncle over to the far right,

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<v Speaker 2>who's living in his dad's house right now because things

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<v Speaker 2>might be on the rocks in his personal life. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure, and I am the biggest fence sitter you

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<v Speaker 2>will ever meet. I don't have a single opinion about anything,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's my job to rile these two up as

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<v Speaker 2>much as possible for your entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome, Welcome, welcome, every Okay, so we can't we can't

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<v Speaker 1>have any inside jokes. So why why am i the timu?

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<v Speaker 3>Tom DeLong I was hitting him pretty pretty hard with

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<v Speaker 3>some references on getting the band back together, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, do you know the history?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold up? Pulled up? Pulled up? Are you saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>responsible for the rants taking off.

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<v Speaker 2>For a year?

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<v Speaker 1>If if the shoe fits where yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>If the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fits, I mean, you're not wrong. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that we're all in agreement on who to blame.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a contract dispute. Okay, Hey, look, if Roman Reigns

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<v Speaker 1>can take off from WrestleMania after losing, I can take

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<v Speaker 1>a year off from talking to YouTube fools. And he's back,

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<v Speaker 1>and so am I. So God, bless the USA.

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<v Speaker 2>The WW is dead about him.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it sucks. Sucks. Screw Cody Roads, my champ.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't just take off, you like fell off the cliff.

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<v Speaker 1>For almost a year, I had things going on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>there was like I had to like sleep till noon.

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<v Speaker 1>I had to get more tattoos.

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<v Speaker 3>True, rocker, you look jacked though your neck has filled.

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<v Speaker 3>Should do some t and wise with the shoulders.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just got a lot of tea in the butt. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>what does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Please explain that that's the new reference that I do

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<v Speaker 3>not know?

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<v Speaker 1>Testosterone?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, how the replacement therapy?

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<v Speaker 3>How? How are you getting that applied to you.

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<v Speaker 1>In the butt? I already said that Nate.

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<v Speaker 3>Miller by syringe in the cheek.

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<v Speaker 1>He No, somebody's spinning on me. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>else would you get a shot in the butt? We

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, look, dude, look, I understand you're a little

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<v Speaker 1>distressed right now. You're in a basement, you're on dial up.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't know where your wife's at. But how else

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<v Speaker 1>would you get a shot of testosterone of anything? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say I get testosterone in the butt? How

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<v Speaker 1>would you? How? How? How? How are we doing it?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Keep it family oriented.

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<v Speaker 3>With a syringe. That's how you get testosterone in the butt, exactly,

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<v Speaker 3>with a shot for family audiences. There's another way.

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<v Speaker 1>But also on top of the TRT, I've been going

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<v Speaker 1>to the gym and eating a lot of protein. So

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<v Speaker 1>there you go. Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen all over again. Makes me angry too. I just

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<v Speaker 1>got that roid at ricks now I'm roid at rigs.

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<v Speaker 3>So what is your gym routine? Seriously?

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<v Speaker 1>What day?

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<v Speaker 3>Yep? How many days are you working out?

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<v Speaker 1>Six days a week?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Four o'clock in the morning?

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<v Speaker 3>Good for you? Like wake up and going for starting

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<v Speaker 3>it for wake.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and go at four when everybody's still sleeping.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sleeping.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, well why don't you call me? We can talk web?

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<v Speaker 3>So what day's upper day?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Day one, we'll be back. Day two will be chessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Day three will be uh, tricept and bicep. Day four

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<v Speaker 1>will be shoulders. Day five is legs. Day six is

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<v Speaker 1>intense core cardio.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, how long are you in the gym? For?

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<v Speaker 1>About two hours?

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<v Speaker 3>For you? Absolutely Yeah, for.

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<v Speaker 1>The two women who used to follow this show, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still single.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta show them the big guns now big.

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<v Speaker 1>Guns, and well we had more than two women because

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<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of exes. But I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear from you still.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm sure they'll stay away, even.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right at ricks. I don't want to hear from you.