Speaker 1: You look jacked though, man shoulders a lot of tea
Speaker 1: in the butt. Wow the show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about some things that are weird.
Speaker 1: It's so if you wonder where we've been for the
Speaker 1: last year, I got locked out of my house. That's
Speaker 1: where I was.
Speaker 2: Glad you finally made it back in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom left me. She locked me in the
Speaker 1: car when she went in to the grocery store. But
Speaker 1: we've added because like any good sitcom that the characters
Speaker 1: start running low on content, you have to add a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: or the rebel kid in a high school TV show,
Speaker 1: or a dopey MAGA supporter. So we have Nate Miller,
Speaker 1: who apparently is if you're watching this on live stream.
Speaker 2: He's locked in a portal somewhere another universe.
Speaker 1: Rag, Daila, are you on dial up? I know we're
Speaker 1: I know. I know as a mag of person, you're
Speaker 1: afraid of five G.
Speaker 3: But yes, I did forget my ten foil hats or
Speaker 3: the I am on dial up aol and uh because
Speaker 3: the five G messes with your brain.
Speaker 1: But for old times sake, John Clark, why don't you
Speaker 1: give us an intro for the ages?
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back to the Rants.
Speaker 3: After a year.
Speaker 2: Like to introduce my co host t MoU Tom DeLong.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: We've got mister Klean's homeless uncle over to the far right,
Speaker 2: who's living in his dad's house right now because things
Speaker 2: might be on the rocks in his personal life. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure, and I am the biggest fence sitter you
Speaker 2: will ever meet. I don't have a single opinion about anything,
Speaker 2: and it's my job to rile these two up as
Speaker 2: much as possible for your entertainment.
Speaker 1: Welcome, Welcome, welcome, every Okay, so we can't we can't
Speaker 1: have any inside jokes. So why why am i the timu?
Speaker 3: Tom DeLong I was hitting him pretty pretty hard with
Speaker 3: some references on getting the band back together, and then
Speaker 3: he goes, do you know the history?
Speaker 1: Hold up? Pulled up? Pulled up? Are you saying I'm
Speaker 1: responsible for the rants taking off.
Speaker 2: For a year?
Speaker 1: If if the shoe fits where yeah.
Speaker 3: If the.
Speaker 1: Fits, I mean, you're not wrong. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that we're all in agreement on who to blame.
Speaker 1: There's a contract dispute. Okay, Hey, look, if Roman Reigns
Speaker 1: can take off from WrestleMania after losing, I can take
Speaker 1: a year off from talking to YouTube fools. And he's back,
Speaker 1: and so am I. So God, bless the USA.
Speaker 2: The WW is dead about him.
Speaker 1: No, it sucks. Sucks. Screw Cody Roads, my champ.
Speaker 3: You didn't just take off, you like fell off the cliff.
Speaker 1: For almost a year, I had things going on. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was like I had to like sleep till noon.
Speaker 1: I had to get more tattoos.
Speaker 3: True, rocker, you look jacked though your neck has filled.
Speaker 3: Should do some t and wise with the shoulders.
Speaker 1: I've just got a lot of tea in the butt. Wow,
Speaker 1: what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Please explain that that's the new reference that I do
Speaker 3: not know?
Speaker 1: Testosterone?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, how the replacement therapy?
Speaker 3: How? How are you getting that applied to you.
Speaker 1: In the butt? I already said that Nate.
Speaker 3: Miller by syringe in the cheek.
Speaker 1: He No, somebody's spinning on me. I don't know how
Speaker 1: else would you get a shot in the butt? We
Speaker 1: I mean, look, dude, look, I understand you're a little
Speaker 1: distressed right now. You're in a basement, you're on dial up.
Speaker 1: We don't know where your wife's at. But how else
Speaker 1: would you get a shot of testosterone of anything? Okay?
Speaker 1: Can I say I get testosterone in the butt? How
Speaker 1: would you? How? How? How? How are we doing it?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Keep it family oriented.
Speaker 3: With a syringe. That's how you get testosterone in the butt, exactly,
Speaker 3: with a shot for family audiences. There's another way.
Speaker 1: But also on top of the TRT, I've been going
Speaker 1: to the gym and eating a lot of protein. So
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm
Speaker 1: thirteen all over again. Makes me angry too. I just
Speaker 1: got that roid at ricks now I'm roid at rigs.
Speaker 3: So what is your gym routine? Seriously?
Speaker 1: What day?
Speaker 3: Yep? How many days are you working out?
Speaker 1: Six days a week?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Four o'clock in the morning?
Speaker 3: Good for you? Like wake up and going for starting
Speaker 3: it for wake.
Speaker 1: Up and go at four when everybody's still sleeping.
Speaker 3: I'm not sleeping.
Speaker 1: Then, well why don't you call me? We can talk web?
Speaker 3: So what day's upper day?
Speaker 1: Uh? Day one, we'll be back. Day two will be chessed.
Speaker 1: Day three will be uh, tricept and bicep. Day four
Speaker 1: will be shoulders. Day five is legs. Day six is
Speaker 1: intense core cardio.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, how long are you in the gym? For?
Speaker 1: About two hours?
Speaker 3: For you? Absolutely Yeah, for.
Speaker 1: The two women who used to follow this show, I'm
Speaker 1: still single.
Speaker 3: Gotta show them the big guns now big.
Speaker 1: Guns, and well we had more than two women because
Speaker 1: I had a couple of exes. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear from you still.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sure they'll stay away, even.
Speaker 1: I'm right at ricks. I don't want to hear from you.