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Speaker 1: I want to point something out to our listeners, the Barnacles,

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who've been listening to us for seven years. Yeah, Sandy

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used to be in the galley every episode sometimes, yeah,

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multiple times. I want to point out that it was

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our relentless ball bustling that drove her out of that

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part of the show. It was us, and you are welcome.

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Speaker 2: You're a loser. Hey, well you're welcome to bad TV.

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I'm Dylan, and that's pat.

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Speaker 1: Permission to come aboard. Do I sound sexy?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were gonna say sex.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, do I sound sexy?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just sick. I mean there's a nasty flu going

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around short for a flu influenza. Fun fact, Calen, how

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you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm doing good, trying not to get sick. Not from you,

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it's going around the kids. Well, you're going to be sick.

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You're in a very small room with him, and he's

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clearly ill.

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Speaker 2: Well I was last week. I didn't catch it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know, my grandmother used to say, and this.

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Speaker 2: Is she's dead.

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Speaker 1: Oh she's been dead for a while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's it's an old wives tale. They used to say.

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When you were outside as a little kid and you

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weren't wearing a jacket. Get out of the cold. You're

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going to get a cold. Yeah, I don't think that's

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how you get a cold.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: But then it was such a stupid thing.

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Speaker 2: But there is some some you know, scientific backing too.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't eskimos get sick all the time, Well.

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Speaker 2: They're acclimated to the cold weather. I mean, listen, if

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I had to gum down whale blubber, that would make

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me sick. Not those people. They love it.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen an attractive eskimo, by the way.

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Speaker 2: Oh they're beautiful. Some of the eskimos are beautiful, and

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I think they're Eskimo's a a harmful, an actually reductive word.

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I think that they long to be referred to as Inuits.

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Speaker 1: Oh, oh, Inuit pies. Let's just ruin it. Let's make

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nothing fun.

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Speaker 2: An eskimo pie. What is that?

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Speaker 1: You've never had an eskimo pie? Well, I guess they're gone.

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Speaker 2: Now. It sounds like a sexual thing now, two men

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climaxing at the same time or something and then high

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fiving after. And I'm sorry that I went there immediately,

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but it's the influenza.

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Speaker 1: You might want to tell your mic closer to your

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voice because it's such a low tone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, can you hear me?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Caitlin, sorry, we probably will move on. You've heard

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of an eskimo pie?

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Speaker 2: Right? I have not?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? Whatever us too uncultured, Swane. We know

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what GTA is, but not an eskimo pie? Crazy? What

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is an eskimo pie? Please? The anticipation is killing me.

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I can't sit in this mystery anymore.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a chocolate cookie thing with a little bit

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of marshmallow in it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, is that a Northeast kind of thing?

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Speaker 1: Perhaps?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I know a moon pie.

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Speaker 1: A big clam, by the way, is what those little

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Gambinos were referring to when they were saying a casino clam.

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Speaker 2: You know what? Can we we discussed last night? How

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you know when you it's so funny. We were literally

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having this conversation. I'm I'm a little I'm not bigoted

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towards Italian Americans.

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Speaker 1: Oh can be their fair game.

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Speaker 2: I love the familial element of that culture. I think

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it's really really beautiful and it's extremely romantic. But the

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crime family element, the Gwedets and the guidos and the

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gabba ghoul and the tony soprano and the chest hair

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and the medallion of all of it is is quite

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grating for me at times. And that's what we had

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Speaker 1: How about an entire generation or ethnicity taking pride and

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sounding stupid, Well, honestly, what other culture sounds that ridiculous

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and takes pride in it?

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Speaker 2: Well, there's there's this thing where yeah, I mean, there's

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just self tanner everywhere, and it's like you're you're literally staining,

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you're staining the environment. But we're gonna get into the

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whole thing. Okay, just and and and there's been this sorry,

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Speaker 1: By the way, my twenty three and me, I'm like

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eight percent Italian, so I get to harp on myself.

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you know, hey, or the Irish. We can both take

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the Irish to task. You know, druidic people running around

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and for us with eyeballs hanging around their neck, it's

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Speaker 1: But we don't talk funny.

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Speaker 2: Well, you kind of do brudders and stuff like that.

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let's get into our thoughts of this episode, but before

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we do, we should say that we've got a couple

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of mo days for free traders content. The rest of

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the season is going to be at patreon dot com

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Slash another podcast network. Really excited to recap that with

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k Casey, which I believe will already be on this

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speed by the time you hear that. So go check

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that out, go listen to her show. Patty is frequenting

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that podcast more often. It's very, very fun. And yeah,

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follow Ruby at Papayta Girl.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I should also say Love Is Blind is

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just around the corner. And while we took one season off,

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because let's all admit that show has been questionable as

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far as quality as of late.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like, honestly, i'd I'd probably rather watch.

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I have renewed optimism for Love Is Blind. Okay. A

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lot of people said, why'd you do that? You jumped off. No, naturally,

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we'll jump back on it. It'll be absolute doctors, of course,

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but you know, you tell me at the launch of

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last season watch twenty five at the of American Pickers

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or this season of Love is give me American Pickers

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every single time. I want to learn more about the

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storehouses of apple ash and trash digging through said trash.

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I want to learn about hot wheels. I want to

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learn about mold. You know, it's just more interesting to me.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that rusted old Coca Cola sign is worth fifty

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thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well not definitely, not fifteen fifty thousand. But they'll

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find stuff that I think is worth seventeen They'll flip

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it for twenty two. Wow. Yeah, So it's really exciting

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stuff over there at American Pickers. Let's get into our

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thoughts and pots about this episode. Go for it, Okay, Keaylen,

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how you do? You're doing good.

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Speaker 1: We've seen Uncle Frank before. I forget who what Charter

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guess he was hanging out. That's the old guy, the

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old Italian guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh maybe Helen Ooh.

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Speaker 1: Is he a Jason? Hell he might be? I mean god,

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the same horrible black hair dye, cheap hair dye. So yeah,

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this could be adjacent Helen Huey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So a lot of proscudo flying around that neck

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of the woods. You know that I don't I don't

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know what that means. Why go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess some of them are obnoxious, but I

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think they were just kind of having fun. Uh so

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they're kind of fun and entertaining. You know, I'm really

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disappointed we got one more charter, guest, Uh, we have

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one more episode left?

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Speaker 2: There we go, that's the word.

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Speaker 1: And somehow I must have misinterpreted the footage. I thought

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for sure Joe the Hoe was gonna make up with Kathy. Yeah,

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and that is definitely not going to happen.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, But I mean I'm still

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like fingers crossed. I mean, you never know what could happen.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was kind of working its way. I saw

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the breakup of Max and Kathy, and then I saw

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that Kizzy, you know, that whole big tote thing. She

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was gonna be off the boat, and I'm like, of course,

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of course, like away for one goddamn day. They can't

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stay away from each other, right, So that's not gonna happen.

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They kissed and made up. That sucks. Yeah, So, all

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in all, a horrible episode. Like most seasons, these things

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ended with a whimper. Sure, so, but I thought it

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was a decent season overall. I'm going to give it

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to fourteen pots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We that's what differentiates us from other shows we

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do ts Eliot on this show. Okay, how many pots

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do you give it?

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Speaker 1: Fourteen?

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Speaker 2: Okay? So I want to talk about this kind of

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collective gas lighting that we as a as a culture

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have swallowed, like a sugar pill or like forest fed cream,

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like a fucking fog arragos, whatever metaphor you want to use,

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the softening of legitimate murderers and criminals. They all have

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podcasts now, right, So Sady the Bowl, Gravano and Franceza

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and all these guys that have killed their friends, rat

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it on their friends, racketeered, you know, gone up to

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people with small businesses and bedsty and you know, grabbed

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their shirt collar and said, I need you to take

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money away from your family and give it to me.

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Speaker 1: It's like all this fucking they romanticize.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all this fucking disgusting shit, and now iHeart Radio

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is just hosting their podcast and it's like so sorry,

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Speaker 1: Like Sammy, I'm looking at your resume here, so you

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did six years and okay, yeah, it says here in

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your resume you killed nineteen people.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited for episode seven because once we get there,

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you'll be wearing the wire to incriminate the guy that

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you killed your cousin with. So that'll be really exciting.

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That'll be a good one, And I think weight Watchers

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is going to do a big buy for that episode.

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Speaker 1: Actually, what's fascinating because I have listened to an episode

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because I was going to make fun of them on PMZ.

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The casualness with which he describes the murders is chilling.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he knew it was coming, so we just set

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the quiet and then I shot him in the fucking face.

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doesn't know anything, Like the nerdest on is like, hey, yeah,

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what's it like when you kill someone? They don't even

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know when It's like it's not like the movies. You know,

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they just go down. It's like they go to bed,

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you know, they go to sleep.

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Speaker 2: Jeremy Piven and Doug Allen are just massive good Fellas fans,

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all right, So so yeah, these you know, we call

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them salami people. I'm not sure we're rather annoying none more. No,

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one's more annoying than Nate. Right now, Nate is driving

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me nuts.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me ask you why because he got under

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my skin a little bit too.

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Speaker 2: Are you asking why? Yes? Because, Okay, got it. So

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Nate has mistreated women. This is just a short stint

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to go from what we're witnessing. So this Dalai Lama

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transformation into this Arthurian character is really like miss me

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with the bullshit and layoff Joe right because we're trying

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to hate Joe. We're trying to be entertained by his

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sexcapades and his mistreatment of women. Now, it is very

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sad that in his wake is heartbreak, but it's a

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TV show. So Nate, take your puritanical shit that you

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don't even buy all the way and go hang out

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with Gail. Okay, let Joe fuck whoever the fuck he

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wants to have sex with.

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Speaker 1: Okay, exactly, Okay, exact seven. We are on the same page. Okay,

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there is one charter left. Let the kids play Nate.

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At this point, I know your new found being an adult,

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a mature adult who's found love, and now you're saying

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that you probably can't hang out with guys that are

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still engaging this type of behavior.

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Speaker 2: Please.

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Speaker 1: I had a buddy during COVID, you know, he was

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all masked up and whatnot, and he came over my house.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, we of course okay, And but we're

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like a year into this and we were still going

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out to bars, you know, doing the mass thing, but

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eating in between bites. So one day on a Sunday,

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he's over my house. He's got the mask on. We're

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watching a football game, you know, he's pulling it down

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to eat potato chips or whatnot, and like, hey, take

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that thing off. And he's like, noa, no, man, you

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gotta be safe and something excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm excited to find out how this ties back. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I had to remind him that we had gone to

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Laurel Tavern the week before. He met a girl that

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he knew for thirty minutes, took her home and tossed

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her salad. Yeah, quite the hippocrat. You know, hypocrisy, dude,

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you're you met a girl for thirty minutes and ate

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her ass.

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very preoccupied with the airborne transfer of COVID. But I mean,

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not mention at all any kind of rectal transfer. And

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it was everywhere.

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Speaker 1: I can, I can. I can start us off for sure. Well,

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Max and Kathy, you know, they meet in Galli right

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those that food that they were thrown at her. And

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the chat doesn't go very we really really quickly.

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Speaker 2: And I don't think that we and I apologize to

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you for cutting you off. I don't think that we

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paid enough mind last week to how abhorrent the behavior

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on display from Joe and Nathan were. Okay, dolly lama,

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you want to talk about, you know, moralism and stuff

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like that when people are drinking and there is an

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uber order that is delivered to the boat, and you

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too thrash away at it like fucking raccoons. Irrespective of

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the specificity of what certain people want. When you have

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a woman who has been drinking and orders chicken nuggets,

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do not eat her fucking nuggets.

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Speaker 1: Or worse, waste them by chucking them.

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Speaker 2: By chucking them, I mean, just the slovenly behavior.

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Speaker 1: It's just I do believe we touched on that, and

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that is in fact a crime. Oh yeah, but back

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to the galley, these two, uh, they want different things

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still in clearly Max and Caine. Oh my god. Yeah,

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he wants an emotionally fulfilling relationship and she wanted flash

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flash frozen. Why can't I.

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Speaker 2: Talk about that flash fos She.

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Speaker 1: Wanted flash frozen. Rat droppings artificially colored.

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Speaker 2: To mimic death all rat droppings. Okay, so let's just

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be fair and let's be frank. I there is a

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presence of rat dropping though how could there not be.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I want to taste chicken

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McNuggets from nineteen eighty two when I was six verse

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what they are now. They have to be drastically different.

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Speaker 2: Drastically different. The ones in eighty two were probably so

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much better what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. So

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I think what Kathy wants is to take Max off

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the boat, get a hostel, get a hotel room for

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a couple of days, eat some toap us, drink some wine.

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Maybe tuck into one another's butts, don't I don't care

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what you can sending adults to behind closed doors. But

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after that she wants to go home to the UK

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and she does not want to see Max after that.

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Speaker 1: Deil, I love where you're going with this because I

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think you and I are seen potty cup, because we've

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all been there. Someone is ready to nail you down

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for a relationship, right, but you weren't ready to settle down.

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Maybe you've just broken up with someone, or you're still

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wanting to play the field, but you want to hang

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out with someone for a little while because you're lonely.

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You like the companionship and this person is really good

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at Pj's, and they're really good in a special way

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that you know. She likes to tweak your right test

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hole with her thought as she.

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Speaker 2: Flicks stop stop. But yeah, it's e pray queef. I

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mean they just want to have a fun. She wants

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to have a little fun vacation.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.

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Speaker 2: Kind of all right, So we move on to And

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and Max. Like, I feel bad being harsh about Max

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because Max is a very lovable character. He's very goofy.

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little bit too heavy with Max, and then it starts

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to get like not so fun, Like Max driving very

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quickly and ignoring Nathan. That's funny, Max getting pissed off

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about the nuggets funny. But then we take it to

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like his behavior is manipulative and demonstrably it's and and

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her behavior is is a betrayal of what actual commitment,

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and it's like, bro, calm the fuck down.

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Speaker 1: I'll distell it. It's controlling. Yeah, so even if they

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walk off this boat into the sunset and agree to

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be a couple, what happens the first time she says

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she wants to go out with her girlfriends and doesn't

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call him on riting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah what happens?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah I don't like this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really good point. Okay, so we get to the

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final trip of the season. We're going to be what

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drum roll stock of the dock?

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Speaker 1: Ah yes, yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. Max continues with the drama and says that he

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needs to this is one of these big things to

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say about this, this thing where people are throwing chicken

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nuggets at you because you're all essentially like glorified college

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roommates right now. So that's kind of the the timber

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of this environment. He says, I need to protect myself

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from her. And it's just not that serious, right, you know,

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you guys are summer camp. So the New York Times

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best selling author h is the daughter of Sonny the

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Bull Gravano, and I mean, god, talk about a cottage

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industry of interest in that. Can you imagine reading that book?

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You know, we were having we were having Sunday supper.

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There was gravy with veal and dad walked in. He

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was covered in blood, but nobody asked any questions. It's

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like just seventeen chapters of that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, all the stories begin and end with that

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and then they all chuckle like you.

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Speaker 2: Know that apologize to the Italian Americans.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't need to.

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Speaker 2: Ok.

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Speaker 1: They hate these people too because it makes them look bad,

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like every movie about Italians involves a hit like No Italians,

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ninety nine point nine of them don't live like this.

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It's just that's their representation in cinema. It's like these

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that's why these knuckleheads are so generic.

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Speaker 2: So I know actual Italians, and no one's a lesser

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fan of these people than actual Italians.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. So I love how later on,

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to get ahead of myself, they're like, oh, we've been

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on a yacht. My dad got one because some you know,

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some uh holding a bunch of money, and then you know,

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he drove the boat around and then he had to

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go to work because you know, we had to bury

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two dead bodies. And then aha that we all laugh.

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Oh that's great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well also that goes to shit, like I

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guess just the pridefulness of being a moron, like thinking

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that you could just get behind the wheel of a

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yacht and not cause catastrophic damage, right save with the bowl.

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So anyways, Kizzy breaks her toe and bodaceous tatas come

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aboard the vessel. Her words, not man. So the primary says,

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are you ready for the New Yorkers? And we welcome

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the New Yorkers to the boat, and we say you're

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not fucking going anywhere. Now, Joe is struggling. He promised

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to be that he would not kiss Kissy, but he

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had no allegiance to her when they were a thing.

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Now they're not a thing. So any promises that he's made,

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really at any point in there knowing one another, mean

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absolutely nothing. And he's going to try to fuck Kissie tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: By the way, these two there are having way too

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much fun with this. Y they they're enjoying the tension.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep. They're not good people.

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Speaker 1: And as you and I put it out last episode,

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they will last exactly one weekend in a hotel with

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each other and then part ways. It knows.

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they could even get to like two

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two and a half months, but listen, nobody's perfect. The guests.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, I was gonna say, dude, we have Sandy

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in the galley by the way, with Josh to check

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in on the the plating.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, no, I hadn't covered that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, go ahead, I'm sorry, No, no, no, I missed it.

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Speaker 2: It's not in my notes.

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Speaker 1: Oh I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a bit of a fugue state right now.

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Speaker 1: Sandy checks well, first checks in on Cheffy, and Dominic's

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there too, you know, and you're a loser.

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Speaker 3: Now, why the fuck is she here? Doesn't she need

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to pretend like she's driving the boat. Well, she's checking

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on her TikTok fans. By the way, by the way,

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you're still a loser.

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Speaker 2: You're a loser.

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Speaker 1: I want to point somebody out.

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Speaker 2: I do too.

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Speaker 1: I want to point something out to our listeners, the Barnacles,

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who've been listening to us for seven years. Sandy used

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to be in the galley every episode sometimes, yeah, multiple times.

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I want to point out that it was our relentless

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ball busting that drove her that part of the show.

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00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:45,160
It was us, and you are welcome.

468
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 2: You're a loser. Okay. So the guests are very upset,

469
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,920
and they're being very guido about the whole thing.

470
00:25:02,519 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 1: So, by the way, their accents they are unterrible.

471
00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:11,160
Speaker 2: Okay, So they go, hey, why don't you get Sandy

472
00:25:11,319 --> 00:25:13,359
down here. We'll make her an offer real quick.

473
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:17,839
Speaker 1: By the way, I love guess Marissa. As a result

474
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,559
of a Google weather search, she's upgraded herself from a privileged,

475
00:25:21,559 --> 00:25:25,319
foul mouth white trash back to a meteorologist and wants

476
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,960
to know why the boat ain't moving. Okay, good, good, good,

477
00:25:28,079 --> 00:25:28,559
call me.

478
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,039
Speaker 2: Sonny Storms and get your ass down here. Let me

479
00:25:31,079 --> 00:25:33,880
tell you something. Here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna

480
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:36,480
get this boat out of here and we're gonna move out.

481
00:25:38,799 --> 00:25:41,359
We're gonna move that into the fucking ocean because I'm

482
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,599
looking at my weather app and it says it's seventy

483
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,599
three fucking degrees.

484
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,759
Speaker 1: Okay, I think we can move. By the way, this

485
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:50,759
is the kind of shit that gets people killed. Like,

486
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,480
you don't think that guy in the helicopter, it was

487
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:56,640
Kobe Bryant back there, and he's thinking like I normally

488
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,680
wouldn't fly in this type of weather, but it is

489
00:25:58,759 --> 00:26:00,480
Kobe and he wants to go somewhere. And you don't

490
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:02,160
think Kobe. I know I'm talking out on my ass,

491
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,240
but probably said, hey man, we really need to get there.

492
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:05,240
And that's what did it?

493
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:05,640
Speaker 2: I mean?

494
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:09,559
Speaker 1: And Aliyah, like twenty years ago, like the pilot was like, hey,

495
00:26:09,559 --> 00:26:12,240
that guy's three hundred pounds, Like, well, that's my manager.

496
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:14,240
Like all right, and we all know how that ended.

497
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,279
You get idiots like this and Sammy if he was

498
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:19,119
on this boat, he's got a gun on the table. Hey,

499
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,640
I think we should go out right right right?

500
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The wants, the irresponsible wants

501
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,359
of the clientele override safety. Right.

502
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,839
Speaker 1: So anyway, these goombas they call Sandy down to the table.

503
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:37,279
That's a fine word. Sorry to say that, goomba. Yeah,

504
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,680
I don't even know what it means, but I know

505
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,440
it's insulting to put.

506
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 2: Those little ship piles from Mario.

507
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:43,039
Speaker 1: Oh is it really?

508
00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:43,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Oh good.

509
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,279
Speaker 1: It's a video game, all right.

510
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:49,839
Speaker 2: So now, oh, do you want Caitlin to play the

511
00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:50,599
Godfather music?

512
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 1: Well, we will get there, okay, Okay. So they asked

513
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:56,960
to speak to Sandy to give her an offer she

514
00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,119
can't refuse, right, So they come down there and they

515
00:27:01,759 --> 00:27:04,680
they go, we got one offer for you move the boat.

516
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, real, fucking Luca Brazi, this one.

517
00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: This is what Sandy should have did. I'm gonna be

518
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,240
saying here playing that music, will you killin? I got

519
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:16,279
an offer for you. If you don't shut your.

520
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:22,799
Speaker 2: Fat it really quickly, we'll get flagged for it.

521
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,400
Speaker 1: Oh we will, but it doesn't who cares.

522
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,799
Speaker 2: It'll be limited, It doesn't matter.

523
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: I don't need the music, everybody, but no, no, play the music.

524
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,839
Speaker 2: I polo. Let's start it out. Let's Yeah.

525
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 1: If you don't shut your fat pizzoli cheeseball eating fucking

526
00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:40,119
pie hole face, I'm gonna throw you off this boat.

527
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

528
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: How do you like those apples?

529
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,519
Speaker 2: Yeah? Goombah? She called Sandy.

530
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that was Sandy talking to them. Oh that's

531
00:27:49,519 --> 00:27:52,000
how you talk to these people. They they that's how

532
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,920
you get their respect.

533
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,599
Speaker 2: M I'm gonna watch this movie tonight.

534
00:27:59,039 --> 00:27:59,480
Speaker 1: Which one?

535
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 2: I like one? I like one? I there's can you

536
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:08,319
turn down? Please? There's no actually can you turn it up?

537
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:13,480
There's no denying that two is a masterpiece, right because if.

538
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: The Empire strikes back of Mafia for the scenes.

539
00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:20,160
Speaker 2: Of New York and the San Genio thing is just

540
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,519
like amazing. But there is this thing where it gets

541
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:29,440
very convoluted when they do that hit on, Uh, who's

542
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:32,839
the guy that sounds like that? And they say like

543
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,799
Corleoni did this, and it gets very convoluted.

544
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 1: You're just like, this is back in time, this is

545
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,119
in present time.

546
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:39,359
Speaker 2: Yeah.

547
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 1: You sure they're not going to pull this down off

548
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,960
Apple podcasts. This is more of a YouTube thing, right,

549
00:28:43,079 --> 00:28:44,440
It's more of a you can turn it down. I

550
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,160
don't get us in trouble.

551
00:28:45,279 --> 00:28:51,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyways, it's a masterpiece. In the comments, let us

552
00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:52,720
know what's your favorite one?

553
00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 3: Uh?

554
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 2: One, two, three? Or are you more of a megalopolis person?

555
00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you know that guys like selling cars now

556
00:29:02,519 --> 00:29:03,880
because he lost so much money.

557
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: Francis Ford Coppola that guy, yeah, that guy. Yeah, well

558
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:12,240
there's a documentary about the making of it. Oh yeah,

559
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,319
I didn't want to watch the movie, so I don't

560
00:29:14,319 --> 00:29:16,079
want to watch the I walked out of the movie.

561
00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: You did.

562
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah?

563
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:17,759
Speaker 1: Was that bad?

564
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,039
Speaker 2: Oh? Was that bad? I was like, we're not doing this.

565
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,960
But anyways, we're getting sidetracked. So Sandy Hatch is a

566
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,319
really good idea. She says, take the salami out there

567
00:29:27,359 --> 00:29:31,279
and show him how how wavy it is. If they drowned,

568
00:29:31,279 --> 00:29:38,359
they drown. So Max is meditating on his love and

569
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,599
this is where we get the story that one time

570
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,119
this guy owed my father money, so we got a

571
00:29:43,119 --> 00:29:47,519
big boat and yeah, that's hilarious. So we get to

572
00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:52,359
lunch and it's uh, tomato and ricotta, which is kind

573
00:29:52,359 --> 00:29:56,880
of a it's a it's a looser version of the kuprazy,

574
00:29:58,079 --> 00:30:00,680
And then we get homemade for kata. Then we get

575
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:05,880
chickory and quail eggs. That's a salad. And we get

576
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,839
steak and zucchini. Now, hey, Josh, are you.

577
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:14,119
Speaker 1: Is this is this family style again? I thought we

578
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:14,920
talked about this.

579
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, are your ears clogged with flowery asshole?

580
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:24,799
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you know, this reminds me of one of

581
00:30:24,839 --> 00:30:28,359
the great teachers of my life. Mister Fritz, my my

582
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,599
twelfth grade lit teacher.

583
00:30:29,799 --> 00:30:32,519
Speaker 1: Is this the guy who let you down in later years?

584
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: No, No, mister Fritz never let me down. He introduced

585
00:30:38,759 --> 00:30:43,240
me to Wicked, he introduced me to the Dubliners. I mean,

586
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:50,480
he's just incredible. But he was so passionate about reading

587
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:55,039
and literature that when we were in I would say

588
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:59,160
April of senior year, you know, people were really fucking off.

589
00:30:59,559 --> 00:31:03,240
We were in colleges, we were done. We were playing

590
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:06,480
Mario card and the senior patio. And what did mister

591
00:31:06,519 --> 00:31:11,039
Fritz do. He came out there and he unplugged the TV,

592
00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:15,200
and he said, you guys have work on the iliad

593
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:19,400
to do. And I know that, and while I appreciate

594
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:24,519
the conviction, it's a little bit too late. We're not

595
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:30,000
changing up family style, right. We've got three more fucking

596
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:35,319
meals to go, Sandy, Okay, let Josh play the Nintendo.

597
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,559
Speaker 1: I agree? I agree. What are we doing here?

598
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,359
Speaker 2: It's like crazy? You know what?

599
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, you just triggered a story of my pastor senior year.

600
00:31:45,839 --> 00:31:47,839
They used to like know and just give.

601
00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:49,839
Speaker 2: Us some time to reminisce for a second, please.

602
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,759
Speaker 1: It triggers so many memories on my education. Our school.

603
00:31:55,799 --> 00:31:57,519
They knew who the dumb kids were, and I was

604
00:31:57,519 --> 00:31:59,799
one of Oh for sure, yeah, and they'd separate us.

605
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,799
So I was in dumb English, which meant kind of

606
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:07,039
an easy pass senior year. It was called dumb English class.

607
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,400
And they didn't even bother attempting to teach us.

608
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:11,559
Speaker 2: It wasn't no, it was.

609
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,559
Speaker 1: And so what they did is English class was we

610
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:19,960
just watched movies. Oh really, no English, no spelling, no

611
00:32:20,079 --> 00:32:23,039
book reading. They'd roll in a television and they'd play

612
00:32:23,119 --> 00:32:25,960
us good movies and then we talk about that. That

613
00:32:26,119 --> 00:32:27,079
was dumb English.

614
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:30,279
Speaker 2: Wow. The entire year. They turned it into a film class.

615
00:32:30,359 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: Film class.

616
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:31,720
Speaker 2: That's great.

617
00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:34,559
Speaker 1: Watch one flew Over the Cucko's Nest.

618
00:32:34,799 --> 00:32:42,359
Speaker 2: Great movie Breaking Out, Oh.

619
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,359
Speaker 1: Starring Daniel Stern. He got in a little trouble this week.

620
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,519
Speaker 2: He did check it out at PMZ Picture dot Com

621
00:32:45,519 --> 00:32:48,880
such another podcast network. That was a great PMZ, really

622
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:53,079
really good PMZ. You know, speaking of gangster films and

623
00:32:53,119 --> 00:32:56,160
that PMZ actually pat dm Joe Peshy.

624
00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:59,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I asked him if his ex wife ever tried

625
00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:02,839
to hire a hitman to kill him. Because she tried

626
00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:07,319
to hire a I am going to kill her next husband. Yeah,

627
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:08,599
it's a great story.

628
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,839
Speaker 2: It's a really there's a lot of twists to that tale.

629
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:16,359
Well let's get back to the show. Sure, So Sandy's pissed.

630
00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,319
The Melas family still and she's pissed. So Max talks

631
00:33:23,359 --> 00:33:26,160
to Joe about He goes to Joe for a little

632
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:30,559
bit of advice on romance, which is a little bit. Uh,

633
00:33:30,599 --> 00:33:32,880
it's kind of like, and this is crude, but again,

634
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,480
I'm a little sick and my brain power is just

635
00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:39,240
not It's like going to Adolf Hitler for advice on

636
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:41,559
how to be nice to people. Know, he's just not

637
00:33:41,599 --> 00:33:42,799
a nice guy.

638
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:46,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. Later on, it's even more diabolical when he tries

639
00:33:46,599 --> 00:33:51,400
to plant in Nate's head about Gail going surfing with guys. Yeah,

640
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,480
you're a little worried about her cheating on you, Hey, asshole,

641
00:33:54,519 --> 00:33:58,039
don't try and glom on her what you do? Yes, scumback.

642
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:02,119
That's a horrible right there. Yeah, but yeah, he basically says,

643
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:05,319
a yea yea. You know, dating, that's it's like tryouts,

644
00:34:05,359 --> 00:34:06,720
you know, you try them out.

645
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:09,519
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm gonna fuck Kizzy tomorrow night.

646
00:34:10,639 --> 00:34:14,559
So anyways, v has grown strides. I'm proud of it.

647
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,639
I'm happy for her. We don't need it on TV.

648
00:34:19,199 --> 00:34:19,960
No one cares.

649
00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:23,159
Speaker 1: Her storylined ended eight episodes.

650
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 2: Ago, and and that's sad. Like I love the She's

651
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:29,800
obviously the heart of the deck crew. Everyone else is

652
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:35,679
a fucking lunatic or a scumbag. Anyways, So Joe and

653
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:36,760
Joe and Kizzie, this.

654
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: Was my absolute favorite part of the episode. Okay, please, okay.

655
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,480
So Joe and Kizzie they are just they want to

656
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:44,159
get at each other.

657
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

658
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 1: So they're hanging out in the eating hall or the gally,

659
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,639
whatever the hell you want to call that, and they're

660
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:53,360
sitting next to each other, and after discussing the craziest

661
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:58,119
place they'd ever had sex, they realized their soulmates get that, right,

662
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:02,079
and they make a pack after six years if they're

663
00:35:02,079 --> 00:35:05,679
not if they're still single, they're gonna get married, right.

664
00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:08,400
And I was thinking this might sound crazy to you

665
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,679
and Kaitlin, but that's the identical conversation that my wife

666
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:15,920
and I had once and then we came down off

667
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:20,559
of acid and then realized drugs made us say absolutely

668
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,599
stupid things.

669
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:26,039
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, acid'll really it's a loopy

670
00:35:26,159 --> 00:35:27,039
kind of experience.

671
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely makes you say really dumb things.

672
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,519
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah. But I think they're talking about the

673
00:35:32,559 --> 00:35:38,760
craziest places they've ever had sex. Uh huh, Like enough,

674
00:35:39,079 --> 00:35:46,800
let's get to you know, they're kind of conversational for play.

675
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:51,239
And again this I'm a little loopy right now, so

676
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,280
this may not be a good analogy, but it's like,

677
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,519
let's just get to it already, right, so I can't

678
00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:03,440
stand and the anticipation. Let's just see what happens. So

679
00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:07,519
it's a little bit like Marvel is dropping these teasers.

680
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:13,119
H Marvel's dropping these teasers for this big, big new

681
00:36:13,159 --> 00:36:15,840
movie that's coming out, right, and they drop this teaser

682
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:21,000
and it and it ends with the Wakandon's and Fantastic

683
00:36:21,199 --> 00:36:24,039
Four will be an Avengers Doom day. It's like, I

684
00:36:24,079 --> 00:36:27,239
don't give a shit. Okay, that's that sounds horrible, but

685
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,920
let's just get to it. Okay, I'm tired of hearing

686
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,719
about it. The Wakandon's and the Fantastic Four will be

687
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,440
an Avengers Doomsday. I mean, you gotta be kidding me

688
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,559
with this shit. Robert Downey Junior is just gonna play

689
00:36:40,599 --> 00:36:41,559
a bad guy.

690
00:36:41,639 --> 00:36:44,039
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so Is that something that's really happening?

691
00:36:44,199 --> 00:36:51,119
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh Kayln nodded, and he nodded in like yeah,

692
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:51,800
it's bad.

693
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: By the way, how about when like an actor like

694
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,440
Jason Momoa, he played like Aquaman and now he's some

695
00:36:57,639 --> 00:37:01,079
like bad guy in like still in the same like

696
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,079
universe playing a different This is so stupid.

697
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,039
Speaker 2: Are there are there not enough actors? I mean, Marvel,

698
00:37:07,079 --> 00:37:10,760
it's just bad business. You know what Robert Downey Junior costs, right,

699
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:12,800
Just get somebody else to do it.

700
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,559
Speaker 1: It's just another idiot reading lines in front of a camera.

701
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:16,480
Speaker 2: It's crazy.

702
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: Hey, By the way, craziest place I ever had sex.

703
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,760
You guys, tell me which one is crazier. Yeah, a

704
00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:25,840
washing machine while it's in full operation in it on it, okay?

705
00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:27,280
Or a rock.

706
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, I've never done it. Too crazy. I'm trying

707
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,039
to think the side of a road. There you go. Yeah,

708
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:46,320
traffic zooming by. Yeah, not a care in the world.

709
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,719
We're just young, you know. Can you imagine that, being

710
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,960
so so young and so horny that you need to

711
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,639
pull the car over?

712
00:37:55,039 --> 00:37:58,599
Speaker 1: Oh god, we we can't wait, what could we?

713
00:37:58,599 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: We cannot make it to this destination. We have to

714
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:08,519
pull over. Oh god, that is so crazy, these young kids. Okay,

715
00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:12,440
So Nathan sees them flirting and is really pissed and

716
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,079
he's trying to force Joe not to do anything with Kissy.

717
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:18,239
And now we're gonna be a little repetitive here, but

718
00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:21,920
fuck off. Yeah, okay, we get to the bubble bath.

719
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,320
There's too many bubbles in the bubble bath and that

720
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:25,079
was a fun moment.

721
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 1: Also earned the title of the episode, whilst being one

722
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,559
of the more inconsequential.

723
00:38:30,679 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 2: What was the title of the episode bubbles, tubbles or something,

724
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,599
I don't know, bubbles doubles. That's like that that's a

725
00:38:35,639 --> 00:38:39,880
horrible thing, I know. All right, So Nathan calls Gail.

726
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,119
She doesn't answer, but I think this is where is

727
00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:45,519
this where Joe goes? She might be sucking somebody else.

728
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:56,119
A little later, well, Nate polishes off a chart. What

729
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,440
is this? Boss's off a chart? What does that mean?

730
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:04,000
All right, let's get ready for the pajama Okay.

731
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,599
Speaker 1: Max attempts to speak with Kathy, but she gets called

732
00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:08,079
up to put on pajamas or something.

733
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:08,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

734
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: So we get to dinner, well not before uh Cassey

735
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:18,280
announces to the entire crew that of her and Joe's

736
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,760
plans of the future, and then v over here.

737
00:39:20,679 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: Is that's cute? So I think, Dominic, what.

738
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,320
Speaker 1: Do you say?

739
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,039
Speaker 2: I can't do? Dominic mean, son of a bitch. Well

740
00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:40,679
he's he's Josh jas If you want a plated meal,

741
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:44,280
this is gonna be the best plated meal that you're

742
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:50,480
ever gonna have. No, it's not. It's gonna suck. They're

743
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:55,599
gonna hate it. You're a loser. He's so goddamn mean.

744
00:39:55,840 --> 00:40:00,840
All right, So everyone's gonna be happy except for Dominic.

745
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:09,440
So this is where we gotta talk casting. I love

746
00:40:09,559 --> 00:40:12,480
Josh as a person, I think he's a sweet guy. Yeah,

747
00:40:13,519 --> 00:40:17,400
let's talk about Josh, and let's talk about Chef Adam.

748
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:23,920
So Chef Josh, nice guy, good at cooking, not remarkably

749
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,599
good or bad one way or the other, right Adam. Oh,

750
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,880
but sticking with Josh not a romantic interest for anybody, unfortunately,

751
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:42,320
and kind of sequestered into goofy isms.

752
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: I told you I could have done a makeover for him,

753
00:40:45,039 --> 00:40:47,199
like by the second episode, I would have gotten him

754
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:47,719
coach doc.

755
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,679
Speaker 2: Yeah. So now let's go over to Adam, who we

756
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,559
remember defiantly put onions in people's food because of them,

757
00:40:55,639 --> 00:41:00,239
because he has such disdain for the wealthy. He fucked Malia,

758
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:05,400
got involved in a love triangle with serious animosity towards

759
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:10,239
another man, almost physically confronted him because of it.

760
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,840
Speaker 1: Broke Jenna's heart from sailing.

761
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 2: What do we want on our show? Right? So it's

762
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:22,599
almost like you literally cannot hire people that are not

763
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,800
going to be romantic interest to other people on the boat.

764
00:41:27,039 --> 00:41:29,920
You just cannot do it, simply cannot. Everyone has to

765
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:34,880
be hot enough and single enough to be available because

766
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:38,760
when that happens, And I don't mean to be like pervy.

767
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,480
It's not about that that's where so much of the

768
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:45,199
conflict in this show comes from. This is a little

769
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,840
truncated real world at sea. We need to have that

770
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:50,960
kind of shit going on.

771
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:54,119
Speaker 1: I might disagree with you. The dynamic is just all

772
00:41:54,119 --> 00:41:57,400
these different personalities. Sometimes you have a chef that's just

773
00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:01,719
an asshole, right right right, And I like the change

774
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:04,639
up a lot. You never know what you're gonna get. Like,

775
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,400
it's like a box of chocolate's man.

776
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one is orange and cream, which everybody hates. Yeah,

777
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:15,559
and my grandmother likes it, but she's dead, so it doesn't.

778
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:18,800
It's not a good chocolate. And but again we love

779
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,800
Josh all right.

780
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,920
Speaker 1: So first course, by the way, do you wait right

781
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:27,480
before service to ask if people like oysters?

782
00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 2: Great question, bad move. So he heads up asks who

783
00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,320
likes oysters? Half the table does, and he serves an

784
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:39,400
oyster dish with pickled blackberries and a horse radish grenita.

785
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:44,079
The two little gobba gouls didn't really like it. Can

786
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:46,480
you imagine dating one of these little demons?

787
00:42:46,639 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: We might have to worry about being murdered.

788
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:52,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good point. Joe and Nathan here will

789
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,760
breaking dinner. This is where we talk about whether Gail

790
00:42:55,920 --> 00:43:01,480
is being faithful to Nathan who's not her boyfriend. And yeah,

791
00:43:01,519 --> 00:43:04,960
it's a really seedy, kind of manipulative thing that Joe does.

792
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:07,280
And it's the mark of somebody who's not a friend

793
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,840
and not someone who's interested in your well being. The

794
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:13,159
next dish is annulody with King Crab, No truffle, it's

795
00:43:13,159 --> 00:43:17,440
not in season, doesn't matter, doesn't matter to gobble Goal.

796
00:43:17,559 --> 00:43:20,880
They want more crab and they want truffle out of season.

797
00:43:21,679 --> 00:43:25,440
Find the hounds, send them to the forest, have them poisoned,

798
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:30,119
doesn't matter. Get me the truffle. I'm hungry now. Max

799
00:43:30,199 --> 00:43:33,079
wants to go down, despite Sandy saying that you guys

800
00:43:33,079 --> 00:43:36,440
have to stay up, and we get to Leah coming

801
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,039
to see miss Yawn and speaking of yan.

802
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:45,280
Speaker 1: Yan, who gives a shit.

803
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,199
Speaker 2: The little Meatballs do not really like dinner. But I

804
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,119
think there were kind of funny. This is where there's

805
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:55,760
a little charisma to how confrontational these people are. You know,

806
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,800
you want to do an impression of what the meatballs

807
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,920
talking to Josh about it.

808
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,559
Speaker 1: I don't think.

809
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Calin, yes, okay. So we had to sleep

810
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:12,639
and Kizzy has a problem. Her toe is searing pain,

811
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,800
and this is putting the charter in danger.

812
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,199
Speaker 1: I kind of felt had she taken like three eyebrew broken, yeah,

813
00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,199
she could have made it through this without having to

814
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:22,719
go to shore.

815
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,159
Speaker 2: Yeah I don't know. I mean she could have a sprain,

816
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:27,000
she could have a break.

817
00:44:27,639 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: There's nothing you can do when you break a toe.

818
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 2: No, No, we're bipedal. What are you gonna do? Walk

819
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,280
on your heel like a duck. I don't even think

820
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,639
they walk on heels. I think they have heels.

821
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: By the way, is it called ergonomics, like how you

822
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,199
kind of your body will fit?

823
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: Ergonomics is when the keyboard is designed kind of like

824
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,519
the panel of like a Death Star employee.

825
00:44:49,559 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's my point. Why did we not make

826
00:44:52,559 --> 00:44:55,360
round edges for like things like the corner.

827
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 2: Of everything should be round?

828
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: It should be round. Why do we screw ourselves? You

829
00:44:58,519 --> 00:45:00,920
know how many fucking times I've broken my pinky toe.

830
00:45:01,119 --> 00:45:03,119
The thing turns purple. I'm waiting for it to just

831
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,119
fall off one day.

832
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:07,199
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, it gets gangrenous, and you go, I'm

833
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,880
not going to the doctor. It'll sort itself out.

834
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: I honestly thought, like, why not just have it removed, right,

835
00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:14,679
it just causes trouble.

836
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 2: Well, and that's not even to say. I mean, think

837
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,920
of the children. I mean, we've got kids crawling around.

838
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,760
I mean, you're you're making pointed tables. Everything should be round,

839
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:31,400
thank you. You know who thought that the uh the

840
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:36,079
just seminal talent Kanye West said that things are too square.

841
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:39,400
Everything should be round. Wow, And everyone was like, this

842
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,119
guy really is a genius.

843
00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 1: He's got a great idea.

844
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 2: He thought he has amazing ideas. Not really, Uh so

845
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:53,480
we had we Yeah. So Josh is up to he's

846
00:45:53,519 --> 00:45:56,360
stirring because the demon's in his head. Really just one

847
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,000
demon is telling him that he's not doing good enough.

848
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:04,440
We've all been there self doubt. So Kizzy is crying.

849
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,679
Max is sorry for yesterday, and he and Kathy boyfriend

850
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,480
and girlfriend, have a little healing chat, you know the

851
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:15,000
kind when you're in a little bit of a route

852
00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:18,440
with your your girlfriend or your boyfriend. So Kizzy heads

853
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,599
up to the bridge and her toe looks like one

854
00:46:20,599 --> 00:46:27,320
of the daughters, and Sandy says, you have to go

855
00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:30,599
get an X ray. So we're going to the beach

856
00:46:30,679 --> 00:46:33,159
for a picnic, and Josh is freaking out. He wants

857
00:46:33,199 --> 00:46:36,239
to nail the dinner tonight, so he is going to.

858
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 3: Fotch Dominic, wake up your assholes to do today, which

859
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,159
means you have another chance to deliver a big sea

860
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:43,320
mine as you have to fail.

861
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:49,480
Speaker 2: You. Yeah, not an f C minus. Dominic knows how

862
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:56,639
to cut and cut deep, so Sandy not Sandy. Josh says,

863
00:46:56,679 --> 00:46:58,760
I'm not I'm not gonna go to the beach. I

864
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,719
can't cut sand which is in half. U see, rats

865
00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,639
can do that. We've seen this before many times from chefs,

866
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:08,880
and Kathy is really really not happy about it. But

867
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,199
before we get there, the gwed ads talk about how.

868
00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: Feminism is destroying men.

869
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,639
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, yeah, it's amazing, how fragile men are. That

870
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:24,039
feminism is destroying us, It's crazy. But then Kizzy heads

871
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:28,679
out and she says that she has chlemytier or something

872
00:47:29,079 --> 00:47:34,519
and longs for a night that might not happen.

873
00:47:34,679 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: Well, how about Joe. Yeah, he sees her depart, and

874
00:47:38,519 --> 00:47:40,199
he doesn't utter the words I hope.

875
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 2: She's okay or yeah, I.

876
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,679
Speaker 1: Hope it's nothing serious. Instead, he says, I hope this

877
00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:47,800
isn't the last time I get to see her, implying

878
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,920
that he he hopes he still gets the porker. His words,

879
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,079
not mine implied.

880
00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 2: Not his words actually not holding up in a court

881
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:06,679
of law, very indelicate. So Josh is not at the beach,

882
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,880
and because of that, Kathy has to dress the salad

883
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:09,599
and she's pissed.

884
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:13,559
Speaker 1: Who needs who needs directions?

885
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:19,800
Speaker 2: She's Kathy's funny this lunch they can't pack. Yeah, she goes,

886
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,960
do you want any almonds? They go, what's that for?

887
00:48:22,119 --> 00:48:26,840
She goes, it's everything. Line of the day. Yeah, you

888
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,880
just put it on everything everything.

889
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:29,559
Speaker 1: Oh.

890
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 2: Max goes to sleep again and Nathan didn't tell him

891
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,239
to go down, but fuck it, I need to sleep.

892
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:42,199
Kizzy is coming back, and we wrap with Kathy and

893
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,719
Josh passive aggressively feuding with one another, but more importantly

894
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,599
Joe and Nathan, who have a little chat where Joe,

895
00:48:50,679 --> 00:48:54,440
in no uncertain terms, says, you know, I know you

896
00:48:54,519 --> 00:48:56,400
told me to keep it in my pants. I intend

897
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:00,800
not to. I actually intend on putting it in her pants,

898
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,519
and Nathan is repulsed.

899
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:08,199
Speaker 1: Let it go, Nate, let it go, Let it go,

900
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,760
let it go.

901
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:17,639
Speaker 2: It's just rats having sex. Let it go, doesn't fucking matter.

902
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,400
That was pretty good, not bad, good tone, thank you.

903
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,679
Speaker 1: You know, season finale, Nate and Joe the Hoe get

904
00:49:24,679 --> 00:49:25,119
into it.

905
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be really nice.

906
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,639
Speaker 1: I'd argue, why waste your breath, but I'm not a

907
00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:32,119
c rat.

908
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:37,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nathan gets Nathan is so righteous in the way

909
00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:39,880
that he sees the good and bad of this world

910
00:49:40,159 --> 00:49:42,679
that he's gonna punch Joe in the face for not

911
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:46,400
abiding by it. It's crazy. No, I do think v

912
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:48,880
will be very, very heartbroken. It'll be tough for Nate

913
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,159
to see. So we'll see what happens in the finale.

914
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,320
Get in the comments. Let us know what you thought

915
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,079
about the episode. Uh, if you're an Italian American, how

916
00:49:58,159 --> 00:49:58,719
how did we do?

917
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,280
Speaker 1: We had your back.

918
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,599
Speaker 2: For sure. Let us know your favorite cold cuts. Whatever.

919
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:10,039
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920
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921
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:15,400
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922
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:16,920
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923
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