Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media.
Speaker 2: Arian A Corande hosts Saturday Night Live Tonight. I say
Speaker 2: that with the emphasis on the tea, otherwise of my
Speaker 2: native accent. It's just Satnite Live musical guest Stevie Nicks.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this SNL turning fifty.
Speaker 2: We're gona talk about ever day the next eight months.
Speaker 2: Yallar reporter asked Michael Chase, if you see on your
Speaker 2: phone that Lord Michaels is calling, what's your reaction. I'd
Speaker 2: freak out, I know I would. Chase said something's wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm always like, uh, oh, who did it? And how
Speaker 2: are we gonna fix it? Or it's something like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're hosting the Emmys. But I have a great relationship
Speaker 2: with Lord. I think everybody's relationship with him boils down
Speaker 2: to the fact that he's one of the few people
Speaker 2: who you truly respect their opinion about show business because
Speaker 2: he's seen it all. Same question as Colin Jost, Joe says,
Speaker 2: it depends on what time it is and what section
Speaker 2: of the year it is. Jay says, if it's three AM,
Speaker 2: and it says FaceTime video Boss has been drinking, that's funny.
Speaker 2: Joe says no, he's a night owl and he has
Speaker 2: different relationships because of it. He's up to three four
Speaker 2: am every night, so he's certain people he knows they're
Speaker 2: always up then two, and they have communication between the
Speaker 2: hours of two and four and not in an out
Speaker 2: drinking way, just a regular new conversation. But it's three am.
Speaker 2: Do you guys stay up all night? Chase says, yup.
Speaker 2: Choset said, I had a long run, but I can't anymore.
Speaker 2: I think he's learned that I'm not gonna respond until
Speaker 2: nine am, and then he's gonna see it at eleven
Speaker 2: AM when he wakes up. This is fun. I like
Speaker 2: this interview. A lot interesting come in here from Lorne Michaels.
Speaker 2: Six or seven years ago. Somebody high up with the
Speaker 2: network who never asked me sn no questions out of respect,
Speaker 2: said update with Jose and Chay. Do you think that's working?
Speaker 2: And Lauren's answer says, I said no, not yet, and
Speaker 2: he said, oh, you know, I'm like, of course, I know.
Speaker 2: But there's a chemistry there and we've had a lot
Speaker 2: of good combinations, but these two just brought out the
Speaker 2: best of each other. Like who else could make jokes
Speaker 2: about Colin and Scarlett and the joke swap. Whatever hostility
Speaker 2: he thought was lurking below the surface, it's all visible
Speaker 2: in the joke swap. But it's meant to be funny,
Speaker 2: and it's truly funny. I just like to chake and
Speaker 2: take these positions which kind of fly in the face
Speaker 2: of the values of most of the audience, and he's
Speaker 2: funny and they laugh and they like him. Wow, that
Speaker 2: is interesting. Are there ground rules for the joke swap?
Speaker 2: Jay says, I don't know if there's a line. I
Speaker 2: think anything can work given the circumstance. And also nothing
Speaker 2: can work given the circumstance. Jay gives great answers. He
Speaker 2: is so insightful with these things, insightful and funny at
Speaker 2: the same time. I love his answers. Jay said, My
Speaker 2: thing with joke Swap, which is the most stand up
Speaker 2: thing we do at SNLS, that the audience just has
Speaker 2: to believe that I'm trying to embarrass Colin and that
Speaker 2: this really bothers him and vice versa. And if that
Speaker 2: comes across, then they're not thinking about the content of
Speaker 2: the jokes. So it's not oh, that's a racist joke.
Speaker 2: It's more, oh, I can't believe he's gonna make him
Speaker 2: say that out loud, Holly Reporter, why do you think
Speaker 2: you've both ultimately stayed at the show? Chay my mortgage? Now,
Speaker 2: we love it. We love the show. It's a weird
Speaker 2: thing because you get moments where you love it so
Speaker 2: much and drives you're crazy and you want to be
Speaker 2: as far away from it as possible. Joe says, It's
Speaker 2: like when you play golf. A lot of times, it's
Speaker 2: very frustrating, and there are times you certainly consider quitting,
Speaker 2: but then you hit a good shot and you're like, Wow,
Speaker 2: I love this game. I should do this all the time.
Speaker 2: That's the way it is with SNL. When everything comes
Speaker 2: together and all the costumes look great and the timing's
Speaker 2: perfect and the crowd's good, You're just like, this is
Speaker 2: the best job in the world, this next door r
Speaker 2: Let me just be honest with you. I'm recording this
Speaker 2: on Wednesday to accommodate my schedule. Bert Kreischer posted on
Speaker 2: Facebook his Bert aid show was supposed to be in
Speaker 2: Tampa tonight. Now I'm in the past. You know what
Speaker 2: the situation in Tampa is right now, So if I'm
Speaker 2: a little tone deaf. I just want to be clear.
Speaker 2: I recorded this already three days ago. But here we'll
Speaker 2: let Bert explain Tampa.
Speaker 1: This is the least important information you'll hear all week.
Speaker 1: But obviously my show October twelfth at Ruthhickert Hall has
Speaker 1: been pushed was for the relief for Hurricane Helen, and
Speaker 1: now we will do it November fifteenth, and apparently it'll
Speaker 1: be for both hurricanes. If you're in Tampa, stay safe,
Speaker 1: evacuate if you can. And if you grew up with me,
Speaker 1: send me a text. Because my parents are staying in
Speaker 1: Tampa for the hurricane. They're not leaving. We try to
Speaker 1: get them to leave, so I may need you to
Speaker 1: check up on them. God bless, stay safe. I will
Speaker 1: see you soon.
Speaker 2: I stumbled across this article. I don't know how much
Speaker 2: I'm going to get out of it. This is one
Speaker 2: of those things. I'm just diving in the pool. I
Speaker 2: make it thirty seconds zero. We might go another eight minutes,
Speaker 2: but the first two things. Let me tell you what
Speaker 2: it is. This is from Thehrdtimes dot net. The premise
Speaker 2: every character from Lost ranked by how they'd be as
Speaker 2: a guest on the Joe Rogan experience, so that's fun.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'll do this. They'll be like ten. No,
Speaker 2: there's eighty and number eighty is Michael, and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna read all eighty. I'm just gonna read the ones
Speaker 2: that make me laugh. Seventy nine is Charlie and the
Speaker 2: premise from The Hard Times is it turns out that
Speaker 2: Joe Rogan hates the band Drive Shaft, and we know
Speaker 2: Charlie is always seeking approval, so the episode would be
Speaker 2: incredibly hard to listen to because Charlie would relapse on air.
Speaker 2: Seventy eight is Alana Verdansky. Hard Times has a good writer.
Speaker 2: They wrote Rogan would forget who she is, just like
Speaker 2: the rest of us. Is quite frankly, it's astonishing we
Speaker 2: took the time to add her to this list. I
Speaker 2: have no idea who she is, and I love Lost.
Speaker 2: I'm going to look it up. Is this Saturday filler? John?
Speaker 2: Did you tape this like two weeks ago? Maybe? Alana
Speaker 2: is introduced in the sixth episode of the fifth season
Speaker 2: of Loss as an officer boarding a Jira Airways flight
Speaker 2: three sixteen with Sayid in her custody. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess that's someone seventy seven, Nikki and Paulo seventy six,
Speaker 2: David Shepherd. That's Jack's son that doesn't really exist. Seventy
Speaker 2: five is Shannon seventy four, Bernard seventy three, Detective Mars
Speaker 2: seventy two, Vincent the Dog seventy one Frogert Ten minutes
Speaker 2: in Joe Rogan would casually hint that lifting weights might
Speaker 2: help Frogert get laid more seventy Sarah Wagner, who Rogan
Speaker 2: would spend the whole episode asking but seriously, why do
Speaker 2: you leave Jack, while Sarah just rolls her eyes and
Speaker 2: mothers something about daddy issues. Sixty nine Kate's Dad sixty
Speaker 2: eight Liam Pace. Rogan would kick off the episode with
Speaker 2: her drive Shaft is finally gonna have a reunion, only
Speaker 2: for Liam to explain, now, man, you're thinking of oasis.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good. Sixty seven is Phil He's one of
Speaker 2: the Dormer crew. Sixty six is Bram. Bram would rant
Speaker 2: about Jacob saving the world, and Joe would randomly ask,
Speaker 2: but if you tried Lion's main coffee, Brian would shake
Speaker 2: his head, muttering, you're on the wrong side. Joe. Sixty
Speaker 2: five is Nadia sixty four is Boone, Remember Boone? Sixty
Speaker 2: three is Aldo. He was played by Rob Mcalenny. Rogan
Speaker 2: would be excited to drop it's always Sonny in Philadelphia references,
Speaker 2: assuming Aldo knows about it because of the actor's connection. Aldo,
Speaker 2: completely oblivious, would just blink and ask, what's always Sonny,
Speaker 2: leaving Rogan awkwardly butchering the dentist system. Okay, apparently I
Speaker 2: am going to get eight minutes out of this. Sixty
Speaker 2: two is Carmen Carman would spend the whole episode trying
Speaker 2: to feed Joe, insisting he needs more home cooked meals.
Speaker 2: Joe would try to steer the conversation back to Hurley's
Speaker 2: lottery win, but Carmen's too busy telling embarrassing stories about Hurley.
Speaker 2: Sixty one is doctor Pierre Chang. That's the guy from
Speaker 2: the Dharma videos. Sixty Carl Martin. He's a character that
Speaker 2: got tortured by the others. Fifty nine is Danny Pickett.
Speaker 2: Pickett would go on unhinged rant about how grilling was
Speaker 2: the only thing keeping him from losing it on the island.
Speaker 2: You think I tortured people for fun, Joe. Now it's
Speaker 2: just stressed from never getting the damn grill hot enough.
Speaker 2: Fifty eight George Minkowski. This is one of the actors
Speaker 2: that was on Succession. The entire episode would be Rogan
Speaker 2: asking did you watch Succession? Over and over while George
Speaker 2: tries to explain he's not actually in the show. Van
Speaker 2: Matthew abinon, same joke, but have you seen the wire?
Speaker 2: Fifty six Cindy Chandler, She's one of the flight attendants.
Speaker 2: Rogan would ask to do the others get tsa pre check?
Speaker 2: Or what fifty five is Lenin? Joe would peg Lennon
Speaker 2: as the kind of guy who could handle some potent edibles.
Speaker 2: Big mistake. Lenin would get way too high, turning the
Speaker 2: conversation into a paranoid miss rambling about dormous secrets and
Speaker 2: human sacrifice. Fifty four is Son. Son would ignore all
Speaker 2: of Joe's questions about survival in island life, instead launching
Speaker 2: into a passionate rant about the superiority of Korean's skincare.
Speaker 2: Fifty three is Rose. After Rose reveals are cancer returned
Speaker 2: after leaving the island, Rogan would suggest micro dosing shrooms, grounding,
Speaker 2: and of course, buying a hyperbaric oxygen chamber. Roseanont politely
Speaker 2: clearly unimpressed. All right, we have fifty two more to go,
Speaker 2: so this will come back someday as weekend filler. But
Speaker 2: let's move on. Stephen Rogers is taping his special today.
Speaker 2: I was checking out his comedy. He's got some Mark
Speaker 2: Norman in it. Stephen Rogers is a Syracuse race comedian
Speaker 2: based in New York City who's been making others laugh
Speaker 2: for most of his life. He's teaming with Nate Bergatsey's
Speaker 2: Nate Land Entertainment to produce the new special, taping tonight
Speaker 2: at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Colorado. Steven's clever,
Speaker 2: rapid fire material, full of observations about his life and
Speaker 2: the world around him, has led to him appearing on
Speaker 2: The Late Show with Colbert Cordon and Dryboor Comedy. WPR
Speaker 2: was curious about Eugene Merman's comedy festival. What's the deal
Speaker 2: with that? Eugene said, I did a weekly show in
Speaker 2: Brooklyn with my friend Julie Smith Klem. There was also
Speaker 2: an event that made me joke with her and Mike
Speaker 2: Berri Bigley at the time that I was going to
Speaker 2: do a Eugene Merman comedy festival and how I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that because I was not a known comic. It
Speaker 2: was particularly Lucris to suggests, but I thought we should
Speaker 2: do it because it would be silly. He was really fun.
Speaker 2: So at some point we decided to do a second one,
Speaker 2: and then that grew in doing a decade at these
Speaker 2: very silly shows. Veronica Slowakowska is one of vulturous comedians.
Speaker 2: You should and will know what comedian's career trajectory would
Speaker 2: you like to follow? She said, maybe Adam Sandler a
Speaker 2: terrible chow actually a great choice. I mean, Adam's rich,
Speaker 2: he doesn't care. Do you want the money? Do you
Speaker 2: want people to go? Well, that was a good body
Speaker 2: of work. Take the money, doing a bit of everything
Speaker 2: and doing it with your friends and family seems awesome
Speaker 2: to me. You know, she is right. And Donald Glover's
Speaker 2: the funny shows, the serious ones, the music, very cool
Speaker 2: wor Showever, I was booked on a magic show like
Speaker 2: where magicians do magic and I'm the comedy act in between.
Speaker 2: So I thought, okay, easy, breezy, everyone needs a laugh.
Speaker 2: Turns out these magicians were so amazing, was mind blowing
Speaker 2: and be funny. What was my turn to do some
Speaker 2: alt comedy, following amazing magicians who were hilarious, charming, and
Speaker 2: also hot. I hate it, so now I do magic
Speaker 2: in every one of my sets. Her joke writing process.
Speaker 2: When an idea comes, no matter where I am or
Speaker 2: what I'm doing, I write it down. You think you'll
Speaker 2: remember it, but you won't. Also having stuff planned but
Speaker 2: still being able to riff and play it. There's a
Speaker 2: sweet spot between being prepared and following your gut best
Speaker 2: comedy device, worst comedy advice. Best the audience is as
Speaker 2: smart as you, so what would you want to see?
Speaker 2: Worst the audience is a baby and you have to
Speaker 2: teach it everything. And that is your comedy news for today.
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