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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mark Messett and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Benyon Rod. It's definitely wrong all that it stings. Oh hello,

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<v Speaker 1>you're watching Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look at

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<v Speaker 1>the world through a pair of drag glasses. I'm Mark

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<v Speaker 1>Mathied and with me today is the man who once

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<v Speaker 1>got confused between the Easter bunny and a rampant Well,

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<v Speaker 1>never mind, it's Mike, Benny and Raoul.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it was easy to get confused. They were both

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<v Speaker 3>vibrating and I should, you know, very happy.

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<v Speaker 1>And what have you got for us this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Mike, Well, I'm bringing you a story about hot Cross buns.

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<v Speaker 2>Well because I can, I'm allowed to. And then we're

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<v Speaker 2>going to play a little game.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of game?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a game.

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<v Speaker 1>What a game?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's a fun game.

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<v Speaker 1>Things a ball.

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<v Speaker 2>No waiting line of people for that game was cut

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<v Speaker 2>down with bumper.

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<v Speaker 1>Breath, okay. And then might will be helping us decorate

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<v Speaker 1>something for Easter in Crafty Queens. But on your screen

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<v Speaker 3>Cut and you can see the names of people have

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<v Speaker 2>But now it's time for Mark in the show's.

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<v Speaker 1>So show me is news? Are you?

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<v Speaker 2>I am warmed?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Jess Caves unique only Fans Venture exploring hair fetish content. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she was in Harry Potter. Basically she is an

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<v Speaker 1>actress in that I I couldn't tell you what she

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<v Speaker 1>looked like, but apparently she is an author comedian. She's

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<v Speaker 1>done it all stand up comedor whatever. That's what she looks.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's got a lot of hair.

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<v Speaker 2>She got a haid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she looks a little bit like Suppalard, but but

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<v Speaker 1>a younger, super peggy. Well, apparently she's doing like an

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<v Speaker 1>only fans now and she's brushing her air. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>just like that's what I thought when I heard like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you just out there, you know, having a good old strum.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, she's she's brushing her air.

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<v Speaker 2>That people are paying for.

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<v Speaker 1>What the thing is like, there's loads of stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't there like this? Everything's a fetish.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's a fetish.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like you said that before said sorry, I my

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<v Speaker 3>frace is everyone's a fetish.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's everyone's a fetish. Everything is a fetish. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she's gonna stand there and she's gonna brush your air

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<v Speaker 1>on camera. But even a SMR to me is the

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<v Speaker 1>worst thing that you could ever put in front of me,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't like loud noises with mouth for messing

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<v Speaker 1>her out of faffing around. But it's just it's just

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<v Speaker 1>the worst.

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<v Speaker 3>When you say, some people are making it like the

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<v Speaker 3>eating noises and you close your eyes and they could

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<v Speaker 3>be having your bank.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably you know. I mean that I don't mind that

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<v Speaker 1>noise the much, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the reason I came back, well, I mean yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's aphorism for a vagina. It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Off anything like that, though, It's like, you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>sat there brushing the hair. It must get people to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>She must have been getting paid much for Arie Potter.

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<v Speaker 3>She probably spent all the money on glasses and and.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, do you know her.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think she might be something to do with Mean

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<v Speaker 3>Girls the remake because of the background, but or.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she just went to the premiere. Possibly well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, is she is she doing both? Can she

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<v Speaker 1>do both? Can you do only? Fans that be a

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<v Speaker 1>successful actress at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe they might be able to mutually exclusive.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Should we give it a try?

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<v Speaker 2>I have an only fan.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, okay, okay. So the next bit of story

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<v Speaker 1>that we've got is Jennifer cool Age. Get the gauge.

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<v Speaker 1>The gauge. They're trying to kill me. The gates. How

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<v Speaker 1>you do it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do it. Too large Coolidge, but she's a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of a gay icon, and fans were kind of

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that she would return to the hit show White Lotus,

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<v Speaker 1>and so she's dead in that she got killed off.

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<v Speaker 1>They were kind of hoping that she would be like

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<v Speaker 1>a wicked maybe come back to life, or a twin

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<v Speaker 1>sister of some sort, or they just want to find

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<v Speaker 1>a way to bring her back. And she's like said, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not She said, they don't need her anymore. Sad,

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<v Speaker 1>which is sad because of that, But she she made

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<v Speaker 1>the show apparently, and she's probably one of the most

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<v Speaker 1>she's memorable. Well, she's not coming back anyway, No, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that's understanding that she is out she's an

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<v Speaker 3>amazing actress.

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<v Speaker 1>She is, I mean, everyone that does impressions of apart

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<v Speaker 1>from herself, they get it spot on. I can't you awful?

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<v Speaker 1>I did mine? You do yours?

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<v Speaker 2>Sharff are coll As.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking?

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<v Speaker 2>So who's who's bothered sometimes to come on the show.

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<v Speaker 3>He does a really bad accent for everything he does,

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<v Speaker 3>but thinks it's good. I know mine's bad, okay, which

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<v Speaker 3>is why I don't do it one more now. But

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<v Speaker 3>what I actually love about it. You know, she's been

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<v Speaker 3>very honest about that. I'm not coming back on the

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<v Speaker 3>show because I'm dead, because if she came back very

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<v Speaker 3>very much like nineties like daytime soap, yeah, instead going oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm his.

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<v Speaker 2>Twin brother, ha ha. Yeah, I got better from the comics.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all the dream and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We put a wave filter on the end. It was

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<v Speaker 2>a dream. I wasn't holding out for a moment in

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<v Speaker 2>my contract negotiations. It was a dream.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, yeah exactly. I mean, well, you know we

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<v Speaker 1>were just talking about this before, about Sex and the

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<v Speaker 1>City and Samantha. She was kind of like the main character.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't supposed to be, and they did. They did

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<v Speaker 1>bring her back for an episode of.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like I just hated that.

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<v Speaker 1>I never watched the second one. It was awful, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I never.

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<v Speaker 2>The best part of it was mister big diging drama

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<v Speaker 2>doing exercise? Is that how we died on a pedoton?

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<v Speaker 1>On a penoton? Don't exercise on aton exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't spend a thousand pounds on exercise to spend forty

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<v Speaker 3>quid a month on the fucking class.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean, when you've got

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<v Speaker 1>someone like Jennifer Coolidge, it's hard to carry on the

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<v Speaker 1>show and try and think of her without.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, it's white. It was very much this

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<v Speaker 2>is the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we've got Jennifer Coolidge, but Jennifer Coolige upstage the story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think you know, from what I've heard about

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<v Speaker 3>the second season, it's not doing so well.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They should never have killed her off.

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<v Speaker 2>She never killed off a character.

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<v Speaker 1>She's never kill They're off to do what they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Do in the soaps like EastEnders, they always moved to

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<v Speaker 3>Manchester exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Kaffy Beale. Kaffy Beal came back. She did from

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<v Speaker 1>the dead, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Did Then what's it? He got shot by Flowers? Then

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<v Speaker 3>what's then?

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<v Speaker 2>What's got? Daffodil's gun bang came back? Did? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I never watched win? Then came dirty dead yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Dirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Then I know Angie what's her face? Came back?

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<v Speaker 2>Because she will? She didn't die cancer. She lied about

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<v Speaker 2>cancering the day, didn't she?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>She was?

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<v Speaker 1>Was she a memory or a ghost? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what's her name? Angie?

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<v Speaker 2>Angie Watts? What Angie Wats?

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<v Speaker 1>Andie what? That's the one?

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<v Speaker 3>And anyone can fall in alone.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually on YouTube and she's what I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching that Top of the Plots performance. It's just basically

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<v Speaker 1>anyone can fall in love over and over and over again.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one, what you expect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna be a lyrical masterpiece.

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<v Speaker 1>So the next story is Orville Peck.

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<v Speaker 2>Not the green bird.

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<v Speaker 1>That wish is to good flye, Not the green Bird

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<v Speaker 1>which you could buy. It's the hot country and Western

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<v Speaker 1>singer himself, the l G B t Q?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he gay?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he? Yeah? The gay country western singer? Or Vill

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<v Speaker 1>Peck himself?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you not know?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what it was? Is fit now? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>And we he's doing or Will Peck and the what's

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<v Speaker 1>the wiggles? The Wiggles and The Wiggles collaboration on Friends

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<v Speaker 1>of dorothea.

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<v Speaker 2>Nice Now, So you don't know who the Wiggles are, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, I don't. There you go.

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<v Speaker 3>So the Wiggles they are an Australian kids TV group

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<v Speaker 3>that do singing dancing, and there's beautiful Oval Peck and

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<v Speaker 3>I've got my tissues ready.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean he is a bit of a hot,

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<v Speaker 1>very hot. But what what's what's the what are they

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<v Speaker 1>going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>So it's it's done a country song, isn't he with

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<v Speaker 2>the Wiggles?

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<v Speaker 3>Because Wiggles singing dance about things like eating your spaghetti

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<v Speaker 3>and slappy parents in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you do you think it's going to be controversial?

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<v Speaker 2>But it's it's an out and proud l G B

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<v Speaker 2>t Q. I A plus person.

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<v Speaker 1>But what what they're going to be singing about?

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it's about, being friends of Dorothy, isn't it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I mean, like, what's a friend of our?

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<v Speaker 2>There another phrase of the friend of Dorothy?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, of ours?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah there is?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the same without that his album cover, that's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, I'll buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never wanted to be whatever it sat on so much.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's it's it's yeah, I mean he did what

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<v Speaker 1>we say. Sorry, we're back in the room. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>is a bit of a hotti. Can't lie. However, like

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<v Speaker 1>there's nothing untoward about that, is that.

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<v Speaker 3>No friend of Dorothy is definitely a nod to being

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<v Speaker 3>l G B t q I A plus of course,

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<v Speaker 3>of course.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I watched him on YouTube, went around his house.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm obsessed with going around famous people's house on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to love the back door. I've heard it's

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<v Speaker 1>been smashed in, yeah, a few times. That's all from

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<v Speaker 1>showbiz this week.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome. Mike, stay right there. As coming up after

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<v Speaker 1>this short break, we get up to date with the

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<v Speaker 1>unusual side of the news in the buzz. Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>You are watching Chewing the Cud. This is the part

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<v Speaker 1>of the show where we look into a twisted person's

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<v Speaker 2>How do you feel about Pokemon?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I've not really paid much attention to Pokemon since ever. Okay, never, never, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know Pikachu. Okay, what's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Other one, because there's like two hundred Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Just Pikachi Pikachi. Yeah, I just thought it was Pikachu.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting about Pokemon, they all say the name apart from

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<v Speaker 3>one that's the starfish with the due in the middle.

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<v Speaker 3>It goes well, I don't know why it does, but

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<v Speaker 3>it does. This is the story about Charizard.

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<v Speaker 2>You a little drag anyone?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure, no, Yes, it's slightly different tact. How do

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<v Speaker 2>you feel about Crisps?

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<v Speaker 1>I love cris Chris. What's your favorite Crisp I'll solve

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<v Speaker 1>vinegar pringles discos, solving the discos? Yeah, your mouth out. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be picking skin out for the rest of the week,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's worth it. It's true.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the story where the Pokemon the Pokemon. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>an old person. Crisps have made it a collaboration.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm down collaboration.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the biscuit game, but with Crisps there's a choice.

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<v Speaker 3>It's flaming hot cheetos Okay, I'll actually I was okay

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<v Speaker 3>the flameing hot ones, though I don't think I've had

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<v Speaker 3>the flameing hot ones, just like the monster munch okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But cheata flavor.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, So someone has got a Charizard shaped cheeto and

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<v Speaker 3>sold it for nearly eighty eight thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god for one crisp. How big is it?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's like, it's like that big. So what's that

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<v Speaker 2>twelve inches?

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve inches inches? Not that I'm a size queen or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is eighty eight k.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyerd told me in twelve inches.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, so okay, so it's about okay, we for auction

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<v Speaker 3>and it went for at akk.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people have got more money then. Seven sixty bins

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<v Speaker 1>were on it. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so it's not like one person I'm going for

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<v Speaker 3>this and people actively trying to get hold of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what you know with the in the

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<v Speaker 3>room or with someone line some in the room. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like it reminds me, you know, you don't see the

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<v Speaker 3>piercing bidding. I just imagine someone on the laptop going, darling,

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<v Speaker 3>would you like ege? Shit, So it's twelve it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's twelve inches.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going for like eighty eight k. Yeah, I'll take

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<v Speaker 1>that bid in for that's It's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like when eBay first started to be a big

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<v Speaker 3>thing and everyone had bidding wars on stuff on eBay. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and you'd see like you know, cabbage creams go for

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<v Speaker 3>twenty quid because people are getting into bidding wars.

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<v Speaker 2>As long as go to Asda and buy one. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just a crisp.

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<v Speaker 1>It is just because people are so strange when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to rare things. I mean, what you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do with it? Who's going to when you die? He's

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<v Speaker 1>going to have that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not going to be edible.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're not going to eat it. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>eat that thing a quick? It was a quick?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Akay?

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<v Speaker 3>If somebody else has bought it? Oh that Christmas delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>It was worth eighty eight thousand dollars like it tastes

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<v Speaker 3>like it got.

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<v Speaker 1>Any Coca colas, go watch it down with. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a weird one. It was a choice that someone's made

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<v Speaker 1>and rich re mortgage their house for a crisp A

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen in kitchen yeah house, Yeah, well it depends where

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<v Speaker 1>you are.

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<v Speaker 3>It's say nice house, that said the house. But moving on,

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<v Speaker 3>how do you feel about hot cross buns?

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<v Speaker 1>I love them as well, love that cross.

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<v Speaker 2>So right now this time you're happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've I've had two of the pact that I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>But working away through working your way through a full Ye,

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<v Speaker 1>eat them, no problem.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you what do you spread in your hot

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<v Speaker 2>cross buns?

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<v Speaker 1>Butter? Salted butter, just salted, just salted butter.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it in a silvery package? Do you spend for

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<v Speaker 2>the is it low pack?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No? What do you I use? Little zo? It's

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<v Speaker 1>got a little crystals in it, little salt crystals.

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<v Speaker 2>With crystal meth in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystal meth? Why I always buy it now? It's dead lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>especially because the sweet and salter. I do you like

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<v Speaker 1>the jewels? Sweet and SALTERMI?

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<v Speaker 2>Or Margie? Is it the mummy?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it's called?

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<v Speaker 2>The bounce of flavors?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, where do you get your hot cross bunds from?

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<v Speaker 1>Anywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Anywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Little? Yeah? Okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>See, I don't like hot cross buns because I don't

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<v Speaker 3>like dried fruit textures.

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<v Speaker 2>What stop that weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That I wouldn't have come here today. I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like dragged fruit textures. I like the flavors,

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<v Speaker 2>not the texture.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a bit like a pop pop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, a ranking has come out of the best and

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<v Speaker 3>worst hot cross buns. Yeah, okay, where do you think

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<v Speaker 3>the best ones are coming.

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<v Speaker 1>From in terms of shop. Yeah, I want to say Aldi.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to say Aldi be wrong on m S.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's not just to not cross bond.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a really expensive one.

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<v Speaker 2>Really expensive. But so Aldi came second.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so the right king.

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<v Speaker 2>But they said that MS.

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<v Speaker 3>Luxury Fruit Hot Buns was praised for their fragrant aroma

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<v Speaker 3>and ample fruit content.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've been praised for two, so we've got to

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<v Speaker 1>get tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. The most healthy ones are from Saintsburys.

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<v Speaker 1>Who wants healthy? A cross BWn? I've never thought, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love a hot cross, but I'm watching the calory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just don't buy it. Yeah, just don't buy it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just eat the packaging.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't eat the packaging.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't do that. Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I've said that before many times. But the most unhealthy

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<v Speaker 2>ones come from Morrison's.

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<v Speaker 1>What's so unhealthy about them?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, the fats and salts, and that's what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Cook chips with, lads.

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<v Speaker 2>They do taste good, but the cholesterol.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares? You want to live once?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to be for a decent amount of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Only live once? Yeah, but you're dead buy forty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I can just about make that.

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<v Speaker 1>You've had a good meal, lot too play.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're here for a good time and a

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<v Speaker 3>long time, why not share that with us. We're at

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<v Speaker 3>the TV on social media and that brings us nicely

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<v Speaker 3>to our story of the week. Now, have you ever

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<v Speaker 3>returned something via post?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Once? Okay, it's Amazon recently.

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<v Speaker 3>Okays, a modern thing. It's to live and I can

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<v Speaker 3>send it back and I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have to leave the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay, did you return the item that you

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<v Speaker 3>said you were returning?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay, good, well done you. Because there's a lady

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<v Speaker 2>who's who's not done that.

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<v Speaker 3>She got a lovely new Samsung phone worth one and

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<v Speaker 3>a half thousand pounds she put Samsung said I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think I like this phone, so she sent it back

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<v Speaker 3>Samsung when they opened the box found three tins of

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<v Speaker 3>sardines tapes together.

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<v Speaker 1>But jokeing, joking, Oh my god, she's got.

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<v Speaker 2>She has got a nerve.

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<v Speaker 3>Samsung surprisingly said no, you can't have a refund for

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<v Speaker 3>your phone. They didn't say, you lying, bitch, but I

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<v Speaker 3>would have. But she was adamant, adamant that she sent

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<v Speaker 3>back a phone. Oh come on, So she said.

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<v Speaker 2>That it was the.

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<v Speaker 3>Delivery company must have swapped it out while it was

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<v Speaker 3>in transit.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, is there any way of tracking that phone?

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<v Speaker 2>There are ways of tracking phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Exact Claire's gonna get away with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's the fact that Samson went, no,

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<v Speaker 2>you've not turned the phone. Yeah I have, I have it.

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<v Speaker 2>Must they must have stolen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've got to take you off a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too.

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<v Speaker 2>She had a good go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>She doubled down to the point Samsung and the gret

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<v Speaker 3>DPD had to do a full investigation on the package

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<v Speaker 3>to see at any point was it recorded as tampered with,

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<v Speaker 3>looking for CCTV footage and everything to get you No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not been swapped out in transit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you lying woman.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean is about stuff like this has to be

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<v Speaker 1>there and we kind of joke about it. So, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just I'm surprised that it might be someone in

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<v Speaker 1>my family.

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<v Speaker 2>If we see this as a brenda, probably desolutely.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm like, you know, at first, I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 1>the cheek of it. I'm like, hanging a minute, I

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<v Speaker 1>recognize this behavior.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where's she going.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got a picture of.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, No, because it's technically a crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Show it to me. I'm not going to tell anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not about a picture to show you. But I

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<v Speaker 3>also can't say a name, which one being careful of.

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<v Speaker 3>So she received she got the phone for a present

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<v Speaker 3>for her husband. Her husband went, we brought me a Samsung,

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<v Speaker 3>send it back and she went.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of this. I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Sardines.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not even cheap fish sardines.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean are they their own brand as well? Looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a Tesco's home sung. It is a good story,

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<v Speaker 1>and I mean she's creative.

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<v Speaker 2>She's creative, and she had a good go.

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<v Speaker 1>And did what do we do? They know if they

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<v Speaker 1>got the phone back.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, we're not issuing you a refund if you've

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<v Speaker 2>sold the phone whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>That's also they've got the money.

435
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<v Speaker 2>So Samsung haven't sent her the money. Song have kept

436
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<v Speaker 2>the money.

437
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, have three tinder of sardines and Samsung. I've got

438
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<v Speaker 1>her money like that Okay.

439
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<v Speaker 2>But that's all from the buzz this week.

440
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<v Speaker 1>Thanks that might always nice to know what something fish

441
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<v Speaker 1>is going on.

442
00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:45.880
<v Speaker 2>That was painful.

443
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<v Speaker 3>Who won't welcome, but don't go anywhere, don't go anywhere

444
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<v Speaker 3>grew up. After this, we have a game to play

445
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<v Speaker 3>with in our game of the week, Physical Pain.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to Chewing the Code with Me, Mark Massett

447
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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Bennion Row. Now, this is the part of

448
00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:13.119
<v Speaker 1>the show where we play a game, and this one

449
00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:15.319
<v Speaker 1>is for Mike. So off your pop.

450
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<v Speaker 2>Love okay, quite to like really, day of the week.

451
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<v Speaker 1>So what's the game that we're playing today, Mike.

452
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<v Speaker 2>We're going to be playing listed.

453
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<v Speaker 3>So that's where I'm going to give you a topic

454
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<v Speaker 3>and you've got a list ten things within thirty seconds

455
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<v Speaker 3>on that topic.

456
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, are you ready?

457
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<v Speaker 3>They're all sensible and mature and reasonable things to list.

458
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<v Speaker 3>Not playing then okay, So I want you to make

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<v Speaker 3>list ten things that you can say at a Sunday

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<v Speaker 3>service and also at an orgy.

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<v Speaker 1>Go amen, past the wine. This is my body.

462
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<v Speaker 3>U given to you and all men gave you.

463
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<v Speaker 2>That one that's for.

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<v Speaker 1>Blessed be Okay, I can get canceled for that one.

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<v Speaker 2>What was the saying blessed b.

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<v Speaker 1>No, just the whole church stuff.

467
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<v Speaker 3>No, because you didn't say I didn't say forgive me father,

468
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<v Speaker 3>because okay, okay. Next one, it's list ten ways of

469
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<v Speaker 3>leaving a bad hook up early?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool?

471
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<v Speaker 1>Okay me teas on I called myself an but halfway through?

472
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, tell your relationship.

473
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<v Speaker 2>I can't think about hook cup. I know I've been

474
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<v Speaker 2>that long.

475
00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:27.920
<v Speaker 1>It's getting late, you ca, but just getting late now? Okay?

476
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's three.

477
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean obviously I've never done that first.

478
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<v Speaker 2>It just leaves, aren't you.

479
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<v Speaker 1>I don't say it's a sleeve.

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<v Speaker 2>A black door bandit. I believe that, No, somebody else

481
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<v Speaker 2>isn't it? Back your boogie? Okay?

482
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<v Speaker 3>So how about this trying to do ten things you

483
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<v Speaker 3>could say while getting a haircut or in the bedroom

484
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<v Speaker 3>on that acond, Ten things you could say while getting

485
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<v Speaker 3>a haircut or in the bedroom?

486
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<v Speaker 4>Okay, bit off the top, Okay, it gets really bushy

487
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<v Speaker 4>around there.

488
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Umm, I just think I need more of me fringe.

489
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<v Speaker 2>What definitely just barbers by?

490
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<v Speaker 4>Umm?

491
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<v Speaker 1>Are we gonna wash it? Okay?

492
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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Do you think of these all on

494
00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:39.079
<v Speaker 1>your own? Yeah?

495
00:26:39.559 --> 00:26:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Just me and my brain. We're very lonely.

496
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<v Speaker 3>I think if you could say barber's and in the bedroom, right, Yeah?

497
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I like it when it makes a good noise

498
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<v Speaker 2>on the back of my neck.

499
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you've said these before. These are like stuff that

500
00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:59.039
<v Speaker 1>you're used to mate.

501
00:26:57.359 --> 00:26:58.200
<v Speaker 2>In my mouth, bitch.

502
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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I've got a very weird relationship with my hairdresser.

503
00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.599
<v Speaker 3>I keep going and he goes, you don't have.

504
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<v Speaker 2>Any hair, Mike, can I I know, spit my mouth,

505
00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:12.680
<v Speaker 2>very handsome.

506
00:27:12.799 --> 00:27:17.920
<v Speaker 1>Just set your elbows out when you sat down, just

507
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:21.599
<v Speaker 1>in case you catch a bit of Oh right, no,

508
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<v Speaker 1>I mean.

509
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<v Speaker 3>I don't have any hair my hairdressers obviously for nefarious reasons.

510
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:32.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so we all know what you're going for.

511
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:33.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm just out of yourself there.

512
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<v Speaker 2>He knows that's not restraining order. About to move barbers?

513
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<v Speaker 2>Four times? Okay? The next one ten signs that someone

514
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<v Speaker 2>is a.

515
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<v Speaker 1>Top a cop top Oh go oh, I'm just trying

516
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<v Speaker 1>to think big shoulders.

517
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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

518
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<v Speaker 1>It says in their.

519
00:27:58.119 --> 00:28:01.759
<v Speaker 2>Profile on the devil app.

520
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:09.039
<v Speaker 1>They used to have got a wife or girlfriend or girlfriend.

521
00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>I give you that as a fourth wife or girlfriend.

522
00:28:13.960 --> 00:28:22.279
<v Speaker 1>Top tonight we bet you over the sideboard and telling

523
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<v Speaker 1>you to scream the one with the dick in you.

524
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<v Speaker 3>That sends to be a giveaway rights to.

525
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<v Speaker 1>Be watching this.

526
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:38.160
<v Speaker 2>They're not going to be watching you get dicked down.

527
00:28:38.200 --> 00:28:40.759
<v Speaker 2>It's fine, I'll be I'll be beefing.

528
00:28:43.359 --> 00:28:48.200
<v Speaker 3>I hear we have Henry Camel now, so that was

529
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:51.680
<v Speaker 3>my preferred Okay, so you're not doing very well at

530
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:52.079
<v Speaker 3>this much.

531
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<v Speaker 2>Now your top scories are five.

532
00:28:54.880 --> 00:28:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm not that good at these kind of things. I'm

533
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<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie.

534
00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:58.519
<v Speaker 2>Do you want to swap positions?

535
00:28:58.599 --> 00:28:59.799
<v Speaker 1>I'd love to swap position.

536
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Heard that about you.

537
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:04.119
<v Speaker 1>For a limited flat.

538
00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:10.319
<v Speaker 2>Come on then, okay, I shall somehow get you my buzzer.

539
00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:12.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you want to do?

540
00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:14.279
<v Speaker 2>You want to start by asking me here? I think?

541
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get this party started. So I'm gonna give

542
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:21.960
<v Speaker 1>you need to give me ten excuses to leave a

543
00:29:22.039 --> 00:29:23.160
<v Speaker 1>bad hook up early.

544
00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:27.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be here. Sorry, it's not It's

545
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:35.079
<v Speaker 2>not me, it's you. That's tasted weird. My my cat's

546
00:29:35.079 --> 00:29:35.599
<v Speaker 2>on the boil.

547
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:44.039
<v Speaker 3>I think I've left the iron off five arm.

548
00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:48.599
<v Speaker 2>It's raining, and I'm not sure it should be. Are

549
00:29:48.640 --> 00:29:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you sure? That's lubo tiger bomb? Your wife's on the.

550
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<v Speaker 1>Way, bitch? That was ship? Now you know what, Phil?

551
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I got to eight, You got to eight, just got

552
00:30:06.039 --> 00:30:10.839
<v Speaker 1>to mister, just got to three? Well, what can I say?

553
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:14.880
<v Speaker 1>That was really good? Okay, so we're going to do

554
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.400
<v Speaker 1>another one. You better Okay, ready, okay, so we asked.

555
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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to ask you ten things you can say

556
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<v Speaker 1>while eating tacos, but also in the bedroom.

557
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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's all of my chin. All that's sloppy.

558
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I prefer it when it's crunchy. I think I've eaten

559
00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:47.000
<v Speaker 3>too many beans. Al is that corn you've got an

560
00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:47.440
<v Speaker 3>your teeth?

561
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:55.279
<v Speaker 1>Please? He meets a bit wet.

562
00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.559
<v Speaker 2>He eats very dry as a spicy meat.

563
00:31:01.559 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Stop stop. She said these before I know it. You

564
00:31:12.480 --> 00:31:15.240
<v Speaker 1>the things I would say while no wonder I couldn't

565
00:31:15.240 --> 00:31:22.920
<v Speaker 1>answer these. All right, so you want to go again?

566
00:31:23.079 --> 00:31:25.839
<v Speaker 3>I suppose that's something else you could say, eating tacos

567
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:26.519
<v Speaker 3>are in the bedroom.

568
00:31:28.359 --> 00:31:29.599
<v Speaker 2>I do know what you want to go again?

569
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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Mike's always switched on. I tell you, I am

570
00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:34.359
<v Speaker 1>all right, So we're gonna ask. I'm gona ask you

571
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:38.880
<v Speaker 1>ten names for that one quick who's always in every

572
00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>one's d MS.

573
00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:42.759
<v Speaker 2>Go slag whole.

574
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:47.759
<v Speaker 3>It's me, we're saying, James, I was in sexy time

575
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:48.759
<v Speaker 3>trying to pest off sex.

576
00:31:49.680 --> 00:32:00.200
<v Speaker 1>You wrote it. Oh DMS, daddy, what you to?

577
00:32:01.119 --> 00:32:02.079
<v Speaker 2>It's what you're doing.

578
00:32:03.640 --> 00:32:11.640
<v Speaker 3>You're free picks with an X that irritates me, makes

579
00:32:11.640 --> 00:32:12.240
<v Speaker 3>me angry.

580
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.119
<v Speaker 1>So you're looking on the scene to be between seven

581
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:23.440
<v Speaker 1>and eight Mike. Yeah, so you're not doing too bad,

582
00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:26.839
<v Speaker 1>all right, So should we go again. I'm enjoying this

583
00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:31.720
<v Speaker 1>game now.

584
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Would be things counting?

585
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's what I was made to do, all right.

586
00:32:41.359 --> 00:32:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Ten ways to ruin a first trap photo.

587
00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:50.319
<v Speaker 2>Go, my dog does that all the time, just shot.

588
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.240
<v Speaker 3>Look at me head and oh cute dog like yeah

589
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:56.680
<v Speaker 3>about this, all this, all of it, that's not one.

590
00:32:57.160 --> 00:33:06.279
<v Speaker 2>That's one trauma hit, all right, smiling, all right? Doing

591
00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:11.200
<v Speaker 2>like the eating a hot dog?

592
00:33:12.279 --> 00:33:14.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when you.

593
00:33:17.240 --> 00:33:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Your mum's in it.

594
00:33:18.359 --> 00:33:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's enough of that. Coming up after this short break,

595
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<v Speaker 1>we get all crafty with Crafty Queens. Hello, welcome back

596
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>to Ching the Code. And now we're about to get

597
00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>crafty with Mike with Crafty Queens.

598
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<v Speaker 3>So what we're going to do today is we're going

599
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:55.480
<v Speaker 3>to decorate something. And what do you think we're going

600
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:56.480
<v Speaker 3>to decorate? As it's Easter?

601
00:33:57.079 --> 00:33:58.920
<v Speaker 2>An egg okay, correct.

602
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Now, The thing about it, the decorated eggs is I'm

603
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:04.680
<v Speaker 3>a bit of a size queen. Okay, so we're not

604
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.400
<v Speaker 3>doing normal sized eggs. Okay, if you have a look

605
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:11.000
<v Speaker 3>at your secret white package to the side of you. Cool,

606
00:34:14.119 --> 00:34:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Well you've got your secret white package.

607
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:29.039
<v Speaker 1>Oh egg, it's it's an Ostrich egg. Same thing, okay.

608
00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:31.840
<v Speaker 3>So decorating your egg it's big, so it's going to

609
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:32.519
<v Speaker 3>be a bit tricky.

610
00:34:33.320 --> 00:34:33.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

611
00:34:34.199 --> 00:34:34.840
<v Speaker 2>So I've given you a.

612
00:34:34.840 --> 00:34:40.159
<v Speaker 3>Little stand to hold it into, so you've got some sturdiness.

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00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>There, go beautiful.

614
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:45.679
<v Speaker 3>And I've given you a range of things of a

615
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:49.000
<v Speaker 3>good selection of pens and sticky.

616
00:34:48.719 --> 00:34:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Ship okay to decorate your egg.

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00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:52.599
<v Speaker 2>Great store to decorate your egg.

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00:34:54.039 --> 00:34:55.800
<v Speaker 1>So start, so we just start.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, start strawing, stick and shit on.

620
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<v Speaker 1>Are fair?

621
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:01.599
<v Speaker 2>Make it look fabulous?

622
00:35:01.679 --> 00:35:06.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Now can we we go anywhere with it?

623
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Anywhere you want to go.

624
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:09.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go with mine.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to you're going them? Yeah, how are you

626
00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:13.400
<v Speaker 2>going to decorate it them?

627
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Caught me on a good day, to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I wonder what you were doing.

629
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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm going to for lots of geometric shape kind

630
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<v Speaker 3>of ideas.

631
00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:31.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

632
00:35:31.719 --> 00:35:35.199
<v Speaker 2>I want it to be a little bit a bit different,

633
00:35:35.400 --> 00:35:36.199
<v Speaker 2>differently different.

634
00:35:37.079 --> 00:35:38.119
<v Speaker 1>It's good to be different.

635
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:42.280
<v Speaker 3>It's good to be different, just like everybody else. So

636
00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:46.920
<v Speaker 3>the thing now Ostrich eggs have a really unique property, okay,

637
00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:49.440
<v Speaker 3>which is you know when you get midges and things

638
00:35:49.480 --> 00:35:51.719
<v Speaker 3>in the summer and the winter, well the autumn really

639
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 3>don't really get in the winter. Ostrich eggs produce a

640
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:57.599
<v Speaker 3>slight odor that humans can't smell.

641
00:35:57.360 --> 00:35:58.559
<v Speaker 2>But insects hate.

642
00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Carry.

643
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:03.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, So having an ostrich egg in your house will

644
00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:04.800
<v Speaker 3>stop insects coming in.

645
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:08.800
<v Speaker 1>Really, Yeah, I never know.

646
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:12.679
<v Speaker 3>That, so flies, midges, So yours gay bars where you

647
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.280
<v Speaker 3>go to the toilets and there covered in fruit flies. Yeah,

648
00:36:15.559 --> 00:36:17.280
<v Speaker 3>if they had a couple of ostrich eggs hanging up,

649
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:18.599
<v Speaker 3>fruit flies wouldn't be there.

650
00:36:18.920 --> 00:36:23.679
<v Speaker 1>I mean, would they survive the night? What they've been

651
00:36:23.719 --> 00:36:25.559
<v Speaker 1>launched at someone by the end of it.

652
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:31.880
<v Speaker 3>So there's some places it quite popular in mosques in

653
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:35.840
<v Speaker 3>the Middle East to hang and keep flies away, okay,

654
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<v Speaker 3>And the must have had theirs up for hundreds of years.

655
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<v Speaker 3>Granted it's not the same as a bar and a

656
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<v Speaker 3>ga gay toilet, but a bar and gay toilet a

657
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 3>toilet and a gay bar even okay, the slight difference

658
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<v Speaker 3>of clientele there right, the gallery are asking whether they

659
00:36:54.519 --> 00:37:01.599
<v Speaker 3>love eggs, which tells you a lot about their ability.

660
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:07.039
<v Speaker 3>They have They have got skills that pay bills, pay bills. Yeah,

661
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<v Speaker 3>renowned for being able to sit on a traffic cone

662
00:37:10.159 --> 00:37:12.000
<v Speaker 3>of the gallery.

663
00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:14.360
<v Speaker 2>Do you do a lot of crafting in your spare time?

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<v Speaker 1>To be honest, if you know, no, I can just

665
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<v Speaker 1>about do the washing, wash my dirty clothes, to be fair.

666
00:37:21.800 --> 00:37:26.079
<v Speaker 2>Smaller than won't you enough time to wash me?

667
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:33.280
<v Speaker 1>Nickers might just be careful sometimes, but feel like therapeutic.

668
00:37:34.400 --> 00:37:39.719
<v Speaker 2>You know, some people say craft is very therapeutic. I

669
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<v Speaker 2>don't agree with them.

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00:37:41.519 --> 00:37:43.840
<v Speaker 1>No, So what you're making us do this.

671
00:37:46.480 --> 00:37:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Because I get told I have to do things?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and maybe that's why I don't find it very therapeutic,

673
00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:52.480
<v Speaker 3>because you have straw.

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00:37:52.400 --> 00:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Mary, Okay, Well, you know we can make this egg

675
00:37:56.440 --> 00:38:01.360
<v Speaker 1>look pretty, pretty egg, you know, pretty egg. But you're

676
00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:04.599
<v Speaker 1>jazzling your egg. Yes, well that's the one. I feel

677
00:38:04.599 --> 00:38:06.079
<v Speaker 1>like I should have watched more of drag Race, to

678
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.039
<v Speaker 1>be fair, he.

679
00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Could have seen this on the next season.

680
00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:13.360
<v Speaker 1>And the egg is going to be RuPaul's head.

681
00:38:15.840 --> 00:38:17.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think she lets a lot of people color

682
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:19.239
<v Speaker 2>in with a lot of makeup already.

683
00:38:19.559 --> 00:38:22.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so this is.

684
00:38:25.280 --> 00:38:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Sorcerer milk. Look at you? Look at you speeding her head?

685
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Look at that?

686
00:38:33.280 --> 00:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Look hey, she's a glad queen. Yeah, I'm down coming

687
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:52.639
<v Speaker 1>here again. Ye call it in and dress up and

688
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:59.400
<v Speaker 1>drag up her egg. I could do this all day,

689
00:38:59.440 --> 00:38:59.920
<v Speaker 1>to be fair.

690
00:39:00.800 --> 00:39:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should have put.

691
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:10.559
<v Speaker 1>This in the email. You had brought a few eggs.

692
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:15.079
<v Speaker 3>To be fair, so ostrochas not to give you any pressure,

693
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<v Speaker 3>but they're like forty pounds each.

694
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<v Speaker 1>What Yeah, you bought this for forty quid.

695
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<v Speaker 2>No, I bought two for forty five because I got

696
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<v Speaker 2>a deal.

697
00:39:25.239 --> 00:39:29.320
<v Speaker 3>Someone that traces the kids that because they've not been

698
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:30.199
<v Speaker 3>blown very well.

699
00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 1>And we'll just stop right there.

700
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<v Speaker 2>So the hole is quite big at the bottom.

701
00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Will you say? You say, hole at the bottom.

702
00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:44.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, you've got We've got there, quite a big hole.

703
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<v Speaker 1>Show I'm showing you me ol. There we go.

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<v Speaker 3>I could there's no ir, so I just have to do.

705
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<v Speaker 1>You know what now you said about the whole Everyone

706
00:39:56.360 --> 00:39:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to rest my hole up because you never know who's coming.

707
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<v Speaker 2>The book at quite big holes.

708
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's always bigger. It's my question.

709
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<v Speaker 2>I can fit a finger in two answer that.

710
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<v Speaker 1>If you don't believe me, look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're only going up to the nail. That's not

712
00:40:17.239 --> 00:40:20.960
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't counters too do you want to know who's.

713
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<v Speaker 3>Looks of big hands? So, yeah, they're not being particularly

714
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<v Speaker 3>well blown.

715
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Wait what I mean, what are they blown for?

716
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<v Speaker 2>To get the stuff out of the middle?

717
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<v Speaker 3>But why because otherwise the egg would be very heavy

718
00:40:33.559 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 3>and full of yoke?

719
00:40:34.800 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, and what do they do with the the the insides.

720
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<v Speaker 3>They sent off to live on a farm with the

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<v Speaker 3>other ostriches.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, but you can eat, yeah, delicious, Apparently I've never don't.

723
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<v Speaker 1>I've had a little I've had a quail egg, the

724
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<v Speaker 1>tiny Yeah, but that's about it. That's about it. That's

725
00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:02.960
<v Speaker 1>about it. So yeah, I mean I'm just going all

726
00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:03.519
<v Speaker 1>out with these.

727
00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:06.079
<v Speaker 2>You're very methodical.

728
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just looks like a real burst of it

729
00:41:11.000 --> 00:41:13.719
<v Speaker 1>looks a bit like realed squat. That looks a bit

730
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:17.599
<v Speaker 1>like it's it. It does. So yeah, I mean what else?

731
00:41:18.800 --> 00:41:22.320
<v Speaker 1>What else can you do with the ostrich ostrich eggs?

732
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:24.199
<v Speaker 3>Well, if you're the gallery, you can use them as

733
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.440
<v Speaker 3>love eggs.

734
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<v Speaker 1>Well, this is the first time that I've had big eggs.

735
00:41:32.360 --> 00:41:34.559
<v Speaker 2>But they're just very big eggs.

736
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:37.159
<v Speaker 1>But that you can that you can eat also, not

737
00:41:37.199 --> 00:41:41.920
<v Speaker 1>just for decorating. And but once you got the shell. No, Zachly.

738
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<v Speaker 2>Did you never blow eggs as a kid.

739
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:49.679
<v Speaker 1>Never, never, No, we had a climbing frame in our estate.

740
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:53.559
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, once you've.

741
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:55.400
<v Speaker 3>Decorated your egg, you can just surround it if you

742
00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:56.480
<v Speaker 3>want with a nest.

743
00:41:57.000 --> 00:42:03.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually proud of that. That's one way to decorate

744
00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:04.440
<v Speaker 1>your all.

745
00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:07.719
<v Speaker 2>Well.

746
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<v Speaker 3>On that note, remember if you can't get any pin,

747
00:42:10.239 --> 00:42:12.400
<v Speaker 3>any regine or anything in between, you could be a

748
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:24.079
<v Speaker 3>crafty queen. So yeah, so you've gone very out there.

749
00:42:24.639 --> 00:42:26.039
<v Speaker 3>I've got a little bit more understated.

750
00:42:27.000 --> 00:42:29.679
<v Speaker 1>Well she's a diamond queen. Okay, what can I say?

751
00:42:30.239 --> 00:42:34.119
<v Speaker 3>I left her up Yeah, showing everybody your whole again

752
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:34.960
<v Speaker 3>like QBC.

753
00:42:35.800 --> 00:42:39.199
<v Speaker 1>Yes, this is what you could have in your fridge.

754
00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Giant hit.

755
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.880
<v Speaker 3>So I've gone for you know the fisting rings that

756
00:42:46.880 --> 00:42:47.960
<v Speaker 3>people have tattooed on there?

757
00:42:48.320 --> 00:42:52.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, is that what they are?

758
00:42:53.599 --> 00:42:55.880
<v Speaker 3>When you see somebody with with the ring with rings,

759
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.280
<v Speaker 3>that means that's how far they've gone up.

760
00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:59.920
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not here, is it.

761
00:43:00.119 --> 00:43:00.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

762
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:01.920
<v Speaker 3>So that's why you get some people with them down

763
00:43:01.960 --> 00:43:03.519
<v Speaker 3>here and get some people with them up here. That's

764
00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:04.679
<v Speaker 3>how deep they've gone into something.

765
00:43:04.719 --> 00:43:09.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm not joking. My mate is great? Is that them

766
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:11.519
<v Speaker 1>two lines put up here?

767
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:13.559
<v Speaker 2>It's fisted someone that deep.

768
00:43:13.880 --> 00:43:16.199
<v Speaker 1>That's almost the end of the show for now, but

769
00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:19.599
<v Speaker 1>on your screen you can see our contact details. It's

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00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.679
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00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:25.000
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772
00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:28.400
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<v Speaker 1>Chewing the Cud.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for watching and we will see you all soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Bye bye,