Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mark Messett and Mike
Speaker 1: Benyon Rod. It's definitely wrong all that it stings. Oh hello,
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well it was easy to get confused. They were both
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Speaker 1: And what have you got for us this week?
Speaker 2: Mike, Well, I'm bringing you a story about hot Cross buns.
Speaker 2: Well because I can, I'm allowed to. And then we're
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Speaker 1: So show me is news? Are you?
Speaker 2: I am warmed?
Speaker 1: Okay? Jess Caves unique only Fans Venture exploring hair fetish content. Okay,
Speaker 1: So she was in Harry Potter. Basically she is an
Speaker 1: actress in that I I couldn't tell you what she
Speaker 1: looked like, but apparently she is an author comedian. She's
Speaker 1: done it all stand up comedor whatever. That's what she looks.
Speaker 1: And she's got a lot of hair.
Speaker 2: She got a haid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she looks a little bit like Suppalard, but but
Speaker 1: a younger, super peggy. Well, apparently she's doing like an
Speaker 1: only fans now and she's brushing her air. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: just like that's what I thought when I heard like that,
Speaker 1: you just out there, you know, having a good old strum.
Speaker 1: But no, she's she's brushing her air.
Speaker 2: That people are paying for.
Speaker 1: What the thing is like, there's loads of stuff like that,
Speaker 1: isn't there like this? Everything's a fetish.
Speaker 2: Everything's a fetish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you said that before said sorry, I my
Speaker 3: frace is everyone's a fetish.
Speaker 1: Everyone's everyone's a fetish. Everything is a fetish. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's gonna stand there and she's gonna brush your air
Speaker 1: on camera. But even a SMR to me is the
Speaker 1: worst thing that you could ever put in front of me,
Speaker 1: because I don't like loud noises with mouth for messing
Speaker 1: her out of faffing around. But it's just it's just
Speaker 1: the worst.
Speaker 3: When you say, some people are making it like the
Speaker 3: eating noises and you close your eyes and they could
Speaker 3: be having your bank.
Speaker 1: Probably you know. I mean that I don't mind that
Speaker 1: noise the much, but.
Speaker 2: Because the reason I came back, well, I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's aphorism for a vagina. It's true.
Speaker 1: Off anything like that, though, It's like, you know, it's
Speaker 1: sat there brushing the hair. It must get people to sleep.
Speaker 1: She must have been getting paid much for Arie Potter.
Speaker 3: She probably spent all the money on glasses and and.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you know her.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think she might be something to do with Mean
Speaker 3: Girls the remake because of the background, but or.
Speaker 1: Maybe she just went to the premiere. Possibly well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, is she is she doing both? Can she
Speaker 1: do both? Can you do only? Fans that be a
Speaker 1: successful actress at the same time.
Speaker 2: Believe they might be able to mutually exclusive.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Should we give it a try?
Speaker 2: I have an only fan.
Speaker 1: It's fine, okay, okay. So the next bit of story
Speaker 1: that we've got is Jennifer cool Age. Get the gauge.
Speaker 1: The gauge. They're trying to kill me. The gates. How
Speaker 1: you do it?
Speaker 2: No, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. Too large Coolidge, but she's a
Speaker 1: bit of a gay icon, and fans were kind of
Speaker 1: hoping that she would return to the hit show White Lotus,
Speaker 1: and so she's dead in that she got killed off.
Speaker 1: They were kind of hoping that she would be like
Speaker 1: a wicked maybe come back to life, or a twin
Speaker 1: sister of some sort, or they just want to find
Speaker 1: a way to bring her back. And she's like said, no,
Speaker 1: it's not She said, they don't need her anymore. Sad,
Speaker 1: which is sad because of that, But she she made
Speaker 1: the show apparently, and she's probably one of the most
Speaker 1: she's memorable. Well, she's not coming back anyway, No, Well.
Speaker 3: I mean that's understanding that she is out she's an
Speaker 3: amazing actress.
Speaker 1: She is, I mean, everyone that does impressions of apart
Speaker 1: from herself, they get it spot on. I can't you awful?
Speaker 1: I did mine? You do yours?
Speaker 2: Sharff are coll As.
Speaker 1: Shocking?
Speaker 2: So who's who's bothered sometimes to come on the show.
Speaker 3: He does a really bad accent for everything he does,
Speaker 3: but thinks it's good. I know mine's bad, okay, which
Speaker 3: is why I don't do it one more now. But
Speaker 3: what I actually love about it. You know, she's been
Speaker 3: very honest about that. I'm not coming back on the
Speaker 3: show because I'm dead, because if she came back very
Speaker 3: very much like nineties like daytime soap, yeah, instead going oh,
Speaker 3: I'm his.
Speaker 2: Twin brother, ha ha. Yeah, I got better from the comics.
Speaker 1: It's all the dream and stuff.
Speaker 2: We put a wave filter on the end. It was
Speaker 2: a dream. I wasn't holding out for a moment in
Speaker 2: my contract negotiations. It was a dream.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah exactly. I mean, well, you know we
Speaker 1: were just talking about this before, about Sex and the
Speaker 1: City and Samantha. She was kind of like the main character.
Speaker 1: She wasn't supposed to be, and they did. They did
Speaker 1: bring her back for an episode of.
Speaker 2: Just like I just hated that.
Speaker 1: I never watched the second one. It was awful, No,
Speaker 1: I never.
Speaker 2: The best part of it was mister big diging drama
Speaker 2: doing exercise? Is that how we died on a pedoton?
Speaker 1: On a penoton? Don't exercise on aton exactly.
Speaker 3: Don't spend a thousand pounds on exercise to spend forty
Speaker 3: quid a month on the fucking class.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, I mean, when you've got
Speaker 1: someone like Jennifer Coolidge, it's hard to carry on the
Speaker 1: show and try and think of her without.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's white. It was very much this
Speaker 2: is the story.
Speaker 3: Oh, we've got Jennifer Coolidge, but Jennifer Coolige upstage the story. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I think you know, from what I've heard about
Speaker 3: the second season, it's not doing so well.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They should never have killed her off.
Speaker 2: She never killed off a character.
Speaker 1: She's never kill They're off to do what they're.
Speaker 3: Do in the soaps like EastEnders, they always moved to
Speaker 3: Manchester exactly.
Speaker 1: Well, Kaffy Beale. Kaffy Beal came back. She did from
Speaker 1: the dead, so.
Speaker 3: Did Then what's it? He got shot by Flowers? Then
Speaker 3: what's then?
Speaker 2: What's got? Daffodil's gun bang came back? Did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I never watched win? Then came dirty dead yeah?
Speaker 2: Dirty?
Speaker 1: Then I know Angie what's her face? Came back?
Speaker 2: Because she will? She didn't die cancer. She lied about
Speaker 2: cancering the day, didn't she?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: She was?
Speaker 1: Was she a memory or a ghost? I don't know
Speaker 1: what's her name? Angie?
Speaker 2: Angie Watts? What Angie Wats?
Speaker 1: Andie what? That's the one?
Speaker 3: And anyone can fall in alone.
Speaker 1: I was actually on YouTube and she's what I was
Speaker 1: watching that Top of the Plots performance. It's just basically
Speaker 1: anyone can fall in love over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: Number one, what you expect.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be a lyrical masterpiece.
Speaker 1: So the next story is Orville Peck.
Speaker 2: Not the green bird.
Speaker 1: That wish is to good flye, Not the green Bird
Speaker 1: which you could buy. It's the hot country and Western
Speaker 1: singer himself, the l G B t Q?
Speaker 2: Is he gay?
Speaker 1: Is he? Yeah? The gay country western singer? Or Vill
Speaker 1: Peck himself?
Speaker 2: How did you not know?
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was? Is fit now? Now?
Speaker 1: And we he's doing or Will Peck and the what's
Speaker 1: the wiggles? The Wiggles and The Wiggles collaboration on Friends
Speaker 1: of dorothea.
Speaker 2: Nice Now, So you don't know who the Wiggles are, you.
Speaker 1: Know, I don't. There you go.
Speaker 3: So the Wiggles they are an Australian kids TV group
Speaker 3: that do singing dancing, and there's beautiful Oval Peck and
Speaker 3: I've got my tissues ready.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean he is a bit of a hot,
Speaker 1: very hot. But what what's what's the what are they
Speaker 1: going to do?
Speaker 2: So it's it's done a country song, isn't he with
Speaker 2: the Wiggles?
Speaker 3: Because Wiggles singing dance about things like eating your spaghetti
Speaker 3: and slappy parents in the face.
Speaker 1: Do you do you think it's going to be controversial?
Speaker 2: But it's it's an out and proud l G B
Speaker 2: t Q. I A plus person.
Speaker 1: But what what they're going to be singing about?
Speaker 2: That's what it's about, being friends of Dorothy, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know, but I mean, like, what's a friend of our?
Speaker 2: There another phrase of the friend of Dorothy?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, of ours?
Speaker 2: Yeah there is?
Speaker 1: That's the same without that his album cover, that's I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'll buy it.
Speaker 2: I've never wanted to be whatever it sat on so much.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's it's yeah, I mean he did what
Speaker 1: we say. Sorry, we're back in the room. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: is a bit of a hotti. Can't lie. However, like
Speaker 1: there's nothing untoward about that, is that.
Speaker 3: No friend of Dorothy is definitely a nod to being
Speaker 3: l G B t q I A plus of course,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: I mean I watched him on YouTube, went around his house.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with going around famous people's house on YouTube.
Speaker 1: You've got to love the back door. I've heard it's
Speaker 1: been smashed in, yeah, a few times. That's all from
Speaker 1: showbiz this week.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. Mike, stay right there. As coming up after
Speaker 1: this short break, we get up to date with the
Speaker 1: unusual side of the news in the buzz. Welcome back.
Speaker 1: You are watching Chewing the Cud. This is the part
Speaker 1: of the show where we look into a twisted person's
Speaker 1: search history. As it's Mike with the buzz.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about Pokemon?
Speaker 1: Well, I've not really paid much attention to Pokemon since ever. Okay, never, never, No,
Speaker 1: I know Pikachu. Okay, what's the.
Speaker 2: Other one, because there's like two hundred Yeah.
Speaker 3: Just Pikachi Pikachi. Yeah, I just thought it was Pikachu.
Speaker 3: Interesting about Pokemon, they all say the name apart from
Speaker 3: one that's the starfish with the due in the middle.
Speaker 3: It goes well, I don't know why it does, but
Speaker 3: it does. This is the story about Charizard.
Speaker 2: You a little drag anyone?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, no, Yes, it's slightly different tact. How do
Speaker 2: you feel about Crisps?
Speaker 1: I love cris Chris. What's your favorite Crisp I'll solve
Speaker 1: vinegar pringles discos, solving the discos? Yeah, your mouth out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd be picking skin out for the rest of the week,
Speaker 1: but it's worth it. It's true.
Speaker 2: This is the story where the Pokemon the Pokemon. I'm
Speaker 2: an old person. Crisps have made it a collaboration.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm down collaboration.
Speaker 2: It's like the biscuit game, but with Crisps there's a choice.
Speaker 3: It's flaming hot cheetos Okay, I'll actually I was okay
Speaker 3: the flameing hot ones, though I don't think I've had
Speaker 3: the flameing hot ones, just like the monster munch okay.
Speaker 2: But cheata flavor.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So someone has got a Charizard shaped cheeto and
Speaker 3: sold it for nearly eighty eight thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh my god for one crisp. How big is it?
Speaker 2: It's it's like, it's like that big. So what's that
Speaker 2: twelve inches?
Speaker 1: Twelve inches inches? Not that I'm a size queen or anything,
Speaker 1: but it is eighty eight k.
Speaker 2: Everyerd told me in twelve inches.
Speaker 3: Sorry, so okay, so it's about okay, we for auction
Speaker 3: and it went for at akk.
Speaker 1: Some people have got more money then. Seven sixty bins
Speaker 1: were on it. Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's not like one person I'm going for
Speaker 3: this and people actively trying to get hold of it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what you know with the in the
Speaker 3: room or with someone line some in the room. It's
Speaker 3: like it reminds me, you know, you don't see the
Speaker 3: piercing bidding. I just imagine someone on the laptop going, darling,
Speaker 3: would you like ege? Shit, So it's twelve it's it's
Speaker 3: it's twelve inches.
Speaker 1: It's going for like eighty eight k. Yeah, I'll take
Speaker 1: that bid in for that's It's weird.
Speaker 3: It's like when eBay first started to be a big
Speaker 3: thing and everyone had bidding wars on stuff on eBay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you'd see like you know, cabbage creams go for
Speaker 3: twenty quid because people are getting into bidding wars.
Speaker 2: As long as go to Asda and buy one. It's
Speaker 2: just a crisp.
Speaker 1: It is just because people are so strange when it
Speaker 1: comes to rare things. I mean, what you're going to
Speaker 1: do with it? Who's going to when you die? He's
Speaker 1: going to have that.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be edible.
Speaker 1: I mean they're not going to eat it. Would you
Speaker 1: eat that thing a quick? It was a quick?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Akay?
Speaker 3: If somebody else has bought it? Oh that Christmas delicious.
Speaker 3: It was worth eighty eight thousand dollars like it tastes
Speaker 3: like it got.
Speaker 1: Any Coca colas, go watch it down with. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a weird one. It was a choice that someone's made
Speaker 1: and rich re mortgage their house for a crisp A
Speaker 1: kitchen in kitchen yeah house, Yeah, well it depends where
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: It's say nice house, that said the house. But moving on,
Speaker 3: how do you feel about hot cross buns?
Speaker 1: I love them as well, love that cross.
Speaker 2: So right now this time you're happy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I've had two of the pact that I've got.
Speaker 1: But working away through working your way through a full Ye,
Speaker 1: eat them, no problem.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you spread in your hot
Speaker 2: cross buns?
Speaker 1: Butter? Salted butter, just salted, just salted butter.
Speaker 2: Is it in a silvery package? Do you spend for
Speaker 2: the is it low pack?
Speaker 1: Oh? No? What do you I use? Little zo? It's
Speaker 1: got a little crystals in it, little salt crystals.
Speaker 2: With crystal meth in it.
Speaker 1: Crystal meth? Why I always buy it now? It's dead lovely,
Speaker 1: especially because the sweet and salter. I do you like
Speaker 1: the jewels? Sweet and SALTERMI?
Speaker 2: Or Margie? Is it the mummy?
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2: The bounce of flavors?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well, where do you get your hot cross bunds from?
Speaker 1: Anywhere?
Speaker 2: Anywhere?
Speaker 1: Little? Yeah? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3: See, I don't like hot cross buns because I don't
Speaker 3: like dried fruit textures.
Speaker 2: What stop that weird.
Speaker 1: That I wouldn't have come here today. I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2: I don't like dragged fruit textures. I like the flavors,
Speaker 2: not the texture.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit like a pop pop.
Speaker 2: I don't like it.
Speaker 3: Well, a ranking has come out of the best and
Speaker 3: worst hot cross buns. Yeah, okay, where do you think
Speaker 3: the best ones are coming.
Speaker 1: From in terms of shop. Yeah, I want to say Aldi.
Speaker 2: You want to say Aldi be wrong on m S.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's not just to not cross bond.
Speaker 2: It's one.
Speaker 1: It's a really expensive one.
Speaker 2: Really expensive. But so Aldi came second.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the right king.
Speaker 2: But they said that MS.
Speaker 3: Luxury Fruit Hot Buns was praised for their fragrant aroma
Speaker 3: and ample fruit content.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've been praised for two, so we've got to
Speaker 1: get tom.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The most healthy ones are from Saintsburys.
Speaker 1: Who wants healthy? A cross BWn? I've never thought, Oh,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I'd love a hot cross, but I'm watching the calory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't buy it. Yeah, just don't buy it.
Speaker 1: Just eat the packaging.
Speaker 2: Don't eat the packaging.
Speaker 1: No, I don't do that. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I've said that before many times. But the most unhealthy
Speaker 2: ones come from Morrison's.
Speaker 1: What's so unhealthy about them?
Speaker 3: You know, the fats and salts, and that's what you want.
Speaker 1: Cook chips with, lads.
Speaker 2: They do taste good, but the cholesterol.
Speaker 1: Who cares? You want to live once?
Speaker 3: I'd like to be for a decent amount of time.
Speaker 3: Only live once? Yeah, but you're dead buy forty three.
Speaker 2: Because I can just about make that.
Speaker 1: You've had a good meal, lot too play.
Speaker 3: And if you're here for a good time and a
Speaker 3: long time, why not share that with us. We're at
Speaker 3: the TV on social media and that brings us nicely
Speaker 3: to our story of the week. Now, have you ever
Speaker 3: returned something via post?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Once? Okay, it's Amazon recently.
Speaker 3: Okays, a modern thing. It's to live and I can
Speaker 3: send it back and I don't.
Speaker 2: Have to leave the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, did you return the item that you
Speaker 3: said you were returning?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, good, well done you. Because there's a lady
Speaker 2: who's who's not done that.
Speaker 3: She got a lovely new Samsung phone worth one and
Speaker 3: a half thousand pounds she put Samsung said I don't
Speaker 3: think I like this phone, so she sent it back
Speaker 3: Samsung when they opened the box found three tins of
Speaker 3: sardines tapes together.
Speaker 1: But jokeing, joking, Oh my god, she's got.
Speaker 2: She has got a nerve.
Speaker 3: Samsung surprisingly said no, you can't have a refund for
Speaker 3: your phone. They didn't say, you lying, bitch, but I
Speaker 3: would have. But she was adamant, adamant that she sent
Speaker 3: back a phone. Oh come on, So she said.
Speaker 2: That it was the.
Speaker 3: Delivery company must have swapped it out while it was
Speaker 3: in transit.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, is there any way of tracking that phone?
Speaker 2: There are ways of tracking phones.
Speaker 1: Exact Claire's gonna get away with that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the fact that Samson went, no,
Speaker 2: you've not turned the phone. Yeah I have, I have it.
Speaker 2: Must they must have stolen it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to take you off a little
Speaker 1: bit too.
Speaker 2: She had a good go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: She doubled down to the point Samsung and the gret
Speaker 3: DPD had to do a full investigation on the package
Speaker 3: to see at any point was it recorded as tampered with,
Speaker 3: looking for CCTV footage and everything to get you No,
Speaker 3: it's not been swapped out in transit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you lying woman.
Speaker 1: I mean is about stuff like this has to be
Speaker 1: there and we kind of joke about it. So, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just I'm surprised that it might be someone in
Speaker 1: my family.
Speaker 2: If we see this as a brenda, probably desolutely.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm like, you know, at first, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: the cheek of it. I'm like, hanging a minute, I
Speaker 1: recognize this behavior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's she going.
Speaker 1: You've got a picture of.
Speaker 2: Her, No, because it's technically a crime.
Speaker 1: Show it to me. I'm not going to tell anything.
Speaker 3: I'm not about a picture to show you. But I
Speaker 3: also can't say a name, which one being careful of.
Speaker 3: So she received she got the phone for a present
Speaker 3: for her husband. Her husband went, we brought me a Samsung,
Speaker 3: send it back and she went.
Speaker 2: Out of this. I mean.
Speaker 1: Sardines.
Speaker 2: They're not even cheap fish sardines.
Speaker 1: I mean are they their own brand as well? Looks
Speaker 1: like a Tesco's home sung. It is a good story,
Speaker 1: and I mean she's creative.
Speaker 2: She's creative, and she had a good go.
Speaker 1: And did what do we do? They know if they
Speaker 1: got the phone back.
Speaker 2: They said, we're not issuing you a refund if you've
Speaker 2: sold the phone whatever.
Speaker 1: That's also they've got the money.
Speaker 2: So Samsung haven't sent her the money. Song have kept
Speaker 2: the money.
Speaker 1: Okay, have three tinder of sardines and Samsung. I've got
Speaker 1: her money like that Okay.
Speaker 2: But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks that might always nice to know what something fish
Speaker 1: is going on.
Speaker 2: That was painful.
Speaker 3: Who won't welcome, but don't go anywhere, don't go anywhere
Speaker 3: grew up. After this, we have a game to play
Speaker 3: with in our game of the week, Physical Pain.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to Chewing the Code with Me, Mark Massett
Speaker 1: and Mike Bennion Row. Now, this is the part of
Speaker 1: the show where we play a game, and this one
Speaker 1: is for Mike. So off your pop.
Speaker 2: Love okay, quite to like really, day of the week.
Speaker 1: So what's the game that we're playing today, Mike.
Speaker 2: We're going to be playing listed.
Speaker 3: So that's where I'm going to give you a topic
Speaker 3: and you've got a list ten things within thirty seconds
Speaker 3: on that topic.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 3: They're all sensible and mature and reasonable things to list.
Speaker 3: Not playing then okay, So I want you to make
Speaker 3: list ten things that you can say at a Sunday
Speaker 3: service and also at an orgy.
Speaker 1: Go amen, past the wine. This is my body.
Speaker 3: U given to you and all men gave you.
Speaker 2: That one that's for.
Speaker 1: Blessed be Okay, I can get canceled for that one.
Speaker 2: What was the saying blessed b.
Speaker 1: No, just the whole church stuff.
Speaker 3: No, because you didn't say I didn't say forgive me father,
Speaker 3: because okay, okay. Next one, it's list ten ways of
Speaker 3: leaving a bad hook up early?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Okay me teas on I called myself an but halfway through?
Speaker 3: Okay, tell your relationship.
Speaker 2: I can't think about hook cup. I know I've been
Speaker 2: that long.
Speaker 1: It's getting late, you ca, but just getting late now? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean obviously I've never done that first.
Speaker 2: It just leaves, aren't you.
Speaker 1: I don't say it's a sleeve.
Speaker 2: A black door bandit. I believe that, No, somebody else
Speaker 2: isn't it? Back your boogie? Okay?
Speaker 3: So how about this trying to do ten things you
Speaker 3: could say while getting a haircut or in the bedroom
Speaker 3: on that acond, Ten things you could say while getting
Speaker 3: a haircut or in the bedroom?
Speaker 4: Okay, bit off the top, Okay, it gets really bushy
Speaker 4: around there.
Speaker 1: Okay, Umm, I just think I need more of me fringe.
Speaker 2: What definitely just barbers by?
Speaker 4: Umm?
Speaker 1: Are we gonna wash it? Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you think of these all on
Speaker 1: your own? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just me and my brain. We're very lonely.
Speaker 3: I think if you could say barber's and in the bedroom, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I like it when it makes a good noise
Speaker 2: on the back of my neck.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've said these before. These are like stuff that
Speaker 1: you're used to mate.
Speaker 2: In my mouth, bitch.
Speaker 3: Hey, I've got a very weird relationship with my hairdresser.
Speaker 3: I keep going and he goes, you don't have.
Speaker 2: Any hair, Mike, can I I know, spit my mouth,
Speaker 2: very handsome.
Speaker 1: Just set your elbows out when you sat down, just
Speaker 1: in case you catch a bit of Oh right, no,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: I don't have any hair my hairdressers obviously for nefarious reasons.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so we all know what you're going for.
Speaker 1: I'm just out of yourself there.
Speaker 2: He knows that's not restraining order. About to move barbers?
Speaker 2: Four times? Okay? The next one ten signs that someone
Speaker 2: is a.
Speaker 1: Top a cop top Oh go oh, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to think big shoulders.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: It says in their.
Speaker 2: Profile on the devil app.
Speaker 1: They used to have got a wife or girlfriend or girlfriend.
Speaker 2: I give you that as a fourth wife or girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Top tonight we bet you over the sideboard and telling
Speaker 1: you to scream the one with the dick in you.
Speaker 3: That sends to be a giveaway rights to.
Speaker 1: Be watching this.
Speaker 2: They're not going to be watching you get dicked down.
Speaker 2: It's fine, I'll be I'll be beefing.
Speaker 3: I hear we have Henry Camel now, so that was
Speaker 3: my preferred Okay, so you're not doing very well at
Speaker 3: this much.
Speaker 2: Now your top scories are five.
Speaker 1: I'm not that good at these kind of things. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Do you want to swap positions?
Speaker 1: I'd love to swap position.
Speaker 2: Heard that about you.
Speaker 1: For a limited flat.
Speaker 2: Come on then, okay, I shall somehow get you my buzzer.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to do?
Speaker 2: You want to start by asking me here? I think?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get this party started. So I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you need to give me ten excuses to leave a
Speaker 1: bad hook up early.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be here. Sorry, it's not It's
Speaker 2: not me, it's you. That's tasted weird. My my cat's
Speaker 2: on the boil.
Speaker 3: I think I've left the iron off five arm.
Speaker 2: It's raining, and I'm not sure it should be. Are
Speaker 2: you sure? That's lubo tiger bomb? Your wife's on the.
Speaker 1: Way, bitch? That was ship? Now you know what, Phil?
Speaker 1: I got to eight, You got to eight, just got
Speaker 1: to mister, just got to three? Well, what can I say?
Speaker 1: That was really good? Okay, so we're going to do
Speaker 1: another one. You better Okay, ready, okay, so we asked.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask you ten things you can say
Speaker 1: while eating tacos, but also in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's all of my chin. All that's sloppy.
Speaker 3: I prefer it when it's crunchy. I think I've eaten
Speaker 3: too many beans. Al is that corn you've got an
Speaker 3: your teeth?
Speaker 1: Please? He meets a bit wet.
Speaker 2: He eats very dry as a spicy meat.
Speaker 1: Stop stop. She said these before I know it. You
Speaker 1: the things I would say while no wonder I couldn't
Speaker 1: answer these. All right, so you want to go again?
Speaker 3: I suppose that's something else you could say, eating tacos
Speaker 3: are in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: I do know what you want to go again?
Speaker 1: Oh, Mike's always switched on. I tell you, I am
Speaker 1: all right, So we're gonna ask. I'm gona ask you
Speaker 1: ten names for that one quick who's always in every
Speaker 1: one's d MS.
Speaker 2: Go slag whole.
Speaker 3: It's me, we're saying, James, I was in sexy time
Speaker 3: trying to pest off sex.
Speaker 1: You wrote it. Oh DMS, daddy, what you to?
Speaker 2: It's what you're doing.
Speaker 3: You're free picks with an X that irritates me, makes
Speaker 3: me angry.
Speaker 1: So you're looking on the scene to be between seven
Speaker 1: and eight Mike. Yeah, so you're not doing too bad,
Speaker 1: all right, So should we go again. I'm enjoying this
Speaker 1: game now.
Speaker 2: Would be things counting?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what I was made to do, all right.
Speaker 1: Ten ways to ruin a first trap photo.
Speaker 2: Go, my dog does that all the time, just shot.
Speaker 3: Look at me head and oh cute dog like yeah
Speaker 3: about this, all this, all of it, that's not one.
Speaker 2: That's one trauma hit, all right, smiling, all right? Doing
Speaker 2: like the eating a hot dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you.
Speaker 2: Your mum's in it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's enough of that. Coming up after this short break,
Speaker 1: we get all crafty with Crafty Queens. Hello, welcome back
Speaker 1: to Ching the Code. And now we're about to get
Speaker 1: crafty with Mike with Crafty Queens.
Speaker 3: So what we're going to do today is we're going
Speaker 3: to decorate something. And what do you think we're going
Speaker 3: to decorate? As it's Easter?
Speaker 2: An egg okay, correct.
Speaker 3: Now, The thing about it, the decorated eggs is I'm
Speaker 3: a bit of a size queen. Okay, so we're not
Speaker 3: doing normal sized eggs. Okay, if you have a look
Speaker 3: at your secret white package to the side of you. Cool,
Speaker 3: Well you've got your secret white package.
Speaker 1: Oh egg, it's it's an Ostrich egg. Same thing, okay.
Speaker 3: So decorating your egg it's big, so it's going to
Speaker 3: be a bit tricky.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So I've given you a.
Speaker 3: Little stand to hold it into, so you've got some sturdiness.
Speaker 2: There, go beautiful.
Speaker 3: And I've given you a range of things of a
Speaker 3: good selection of pens and sticky.
Speaker 1: Ship okay to decorate your egg.
Speaker 2: Great store to decorate your egg.
Speaker 1: So start, so we just start.
Speaker 2: Now, start strawing, stick and shit on.
Speaker 1: Are fair?
Speaker 2: Make it look fabulous?
Speaker 1: Okay? Now can we we go anywhere with it?
Speaker 2: Anywhere you want to go.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with mine.
Speaker 2: You're going to you're going them? Yeah, how are you
Speaker 2: going to decorate it them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Caught me on a good day, to be fair.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wonder what you were doing.
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to for lots of geometric shape kind
Speaker 3: of ideas.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I want it to be a little bit a bit different,
Speaker 2: differently different.
Speaker 1: It's good to be different.
Speaker 3: It's good to be different, just like everybody else. So
Speaker 3: the thing now Ostrich eggs have a really unique property, okay,
Speaker 3: which is you know when you get midges and things
Speaker 3: in the summer and the winter, well the autumn really
Speaker 3: don't really get in the winter. Ostrich eggs produce a
Speaker 3: slight odor that humans can't smell.
Speaker 2: But insects hate.
Speaker 1: Carry.
Speaker 3: Okay, So having an ostrich egg in your house will
Speaker 3: stop insects coming in.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I never know.
Speaker 3: That, so flies, midges, So yours gay bars where you
Speaker 3: go to the toilets and there covered in fruit flies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: if they had a couple of ostrich eggs hanging up,
Speaker 3: fruit flies wouldn't be there.
Speaker 1: I mean, would they survive the night? What they've been
Speaker 1: launched at someone by the end of it.
Speaker 3: So there's some places it quite popular in mosques in
Speaker 3: the Middle East to hang and keep flies away, okay,
Speaker 3: And the must have had theirs up for hundreds of years.
Speaker 3: Granted it's not the same as a bar and a
Speaker 3: ga gay toilet, but a bar and gay toilet a
Speaker 3: toilet and a gay bar even okay, the slight difference
Speaker 3: of clientele there right, the gallery are asking whether they
Speaker 3: love eggs, which tells you a lot about their ability.
Speaker 3: They have They have got skills that pay bills, pay bills. Yeah,
Speaker 3: renowned for being able to sit on a traffic cone
Speaker 3: of the gallery.
Speaker 2: Do you do a lot of crafting in your spare time?
Speaker 1: To be honest, if you know, no, I can just
Speaker 1: about do the washing, wash my dirty clothes, to be fair.
Speaker 2: Smaller than won't you enough time to wash me?
Speaker 1: Nickers might just be careful sometimes, but feel like therapeutic.
Speaker 2: You know, some people say craft is very therapeutic. I
Speaker 2: don't agree with them.
Speaker 1: No, So what you're making us do this.
Speaker 2: Because I get told I have to do things?
Speaker 3: Okay, and maybe that's why I don't find it very therapeutic,
Speaker 3: because you have straw.
Speaker 1: Mary, Okay, Well, you know we can make this egg
Speaker 1: look pretty, pretty egg, you know, pretty egg. But you're
Speaker 1: jazzling your egg. Yes, well that's the one. I feel
Speaker 1: like I should have watched more of drag Race, to
Speaker 1: be fair, he.
Speaker 2: Could have seen this on the next season.
Speaker 1: And the egg is going to be RuPaul's head.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she lets a lot of people color
Speaker 2: in with a lot of makeup already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is.
Speaker 2: Sorcerer milk. Look at you? Look at you speeding her head?
Speaker 2: Look at that?
Speaker 1: Look hey, she's a glad queen. Yeah, I'm down coming
Speaker 1: here again. Ye call it in and dress up and
Speaker 1: drag up her egg. I could do this all day,
Speaker 1: to be fair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have put.
Speaker 1: This in the email. You had brought a few eggs.
Speaker 3: To be fair, so ostrochas not to give you any pressure,
Speaker 3: but they're like forty pounds each.
Speaker 1: What Yeah, you bought this for forty quid.
Speaker 2: No, I bought two for forty five because I got
Speaker 2: a deal.
Speaker 3: Someone that traces the kids that because they've not been
Speaker 3: blown very well.
Speaker 1: And we'll just stop right there.
Speaker 2: So the hole is quite big at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Will you say? You say, hole at the bottom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you've got We've got there, quite a big hole.
Speaker 1: Show I'm showing you me ol. There we go.
Speaker 3: I could there's no ir, so I just have to do.
Speaker 1: You know what now you said about the whole Everyone
Speaker 1: to rest my hole up because you never know who's coming.
Speaker 2: The book at quite big holes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always bigger. It's my question.
Speaker 2: I can fit a finger in two answer that.
Speaker 1: If you don't believe me, look at that.
Speaker 2: Oh you're only going up to the nail. That's not
Speaker 2: that doesn't counters too do you want to know who's.
Speaker 3: Looks of big hands? So, yeah, they're not being particularly
Speaker 3: well blown.
Speaker 1: Wait what I mean, what are they blown for?
Speaker 2: To get the stuff out of the middle?
Speaker 3: But why because otherwise the egg would be very heavy
Speaker 3: and full of yoke?
Speaker 1: Okay, and what do they do with the the the insides.
Speaker 3: They sent off to live on a farm with the
Speaker 3: other ostriches.
Speaker 1: Oh, but you can eat, yeah, delicious, Apparently I've never don't.
Speaker 1: I've had a little I've had a quail egg, the
Speaker 1: tiny Yeah, but that's about it. That's about it. That's
Speaker 1: about it. So yeah, I mean I'm just going all
Speaker 1: out with these.
Speaker 2: You're very methodical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just looks like a real burst of it
Speaker 1: looks a bit like realed squat. That looks a bit
Speaker 1: like it's it. It does. So yeah, I mean what else?
Speaker 1: What else can you do with the ostrich ostrich eggs?
Speaker 3: Well, if you're the gallery, you can use them as
Speaker 3: love eggs.
Speaker 1: Well, this is the first time that I've had big eggs.
Speaker 2: But they're just very big eggs.
Speaker 1: But that you can that you can eat also, not
Speaker 1: just for decorating. And but once you got the shell. No, Zachly.
Speaker 2: Did you never blow eggs as a kid.
Speaker 1: Never, never, No, we had a climbing frame in our estate.
Speaker 2: So yeah, once you've.
Speaker 3: Decorated your egg, you can just surround it if you
Speaker 3: want with a nest.
Speaker 1: I'm actually proud of that. That's one way to decorate
Speaker 1: your all.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: On that note, remember if you can't get any pin,
Speaker 3: any regine or anything in between, you could be a
Speaker 3: crafty queen. So yeah, so you've gone very out there.
Speaker 3: I've got a little bit more understated.
Speaker 1: Well she's a diamond queen. Okay, what can I say?
Speaker 3: I left her up Yeah, showing everybody your whole again
Speaker 3: like QBC.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is what you could have in your fridge.
Speaker 2: Giant hit.
Speaker 3: So I've gone for you know the fisting rings that
Speaker 3: people have tattooed on there?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, is that what they are?
Speaker 3: When you see somebody with with the ring with rings,
Speaker 3: that means that's how far they've gone up.
Speaker 1: No, it's not here, is it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So that's why you get some people with them down
Speaker 3: here and get some people with them up here. That's
Speaker 3: how deep they've gone into something.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. My mate is great? Is that them
Speaker 1: two lines put up here?
Speaker 2: It's fisted someone that deep.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for watching and we will see you all soon.
Speaker 3: Bye bye,