Speaker 1: Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another
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Speaker 3: All right, let's commence to this idiotology dispel a myth
Speaker 3: held by many scientists now say there's no link between
Speaker 3: cell phones and brain cancer. Now, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people were convinced that those electromagnetic fields produced by mobile
Speaker 3: phones could cause cancer. But here comes the World Health Organization,
Speaker 3: speaking of the who God, not the CDC, the World
Speaker 3: Health Organization who also.
Speaker 1: They're also in that same game to me, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: a lot of people.
Speaker 3: According to them, their team of eleven investigators from ten
Speaker 3: different countries, including Taco Bob, the highly regarded Australian government's
Speaker 3: Radiation Protection Authority.
Speaker 1: Wooh sounds very official, Yeah, it does.
Speaker 3: They've us sifted through over five thousand different studies from
Speaker 3: multiple countries, and they say as wireless technology has increased
Speaker 3: over the past two decades, there is no increase in
Speaker 3: brain tumors or evidence of a link to cancer. This
Speaker 3: would be even true with people who have used mobile
Speaker 3: phones for over ten years. I have to confess I've
Speaker 3: always had that in the back of my head. I
Speaker 3: haven't thought about it lately, but back in the day,
Speaker 3: I'd always be like, man, what if these things are
Speaker 3: hurting us? And if you have them too close to
Speaker 3: your jimmy, if it's messing with your jimmy, juice or
Speaker 3: you know, different things like that, right, right, And there's
Speaker 3: no reason to, you know, laugh at someone who thinks that,
Speaker 3: because it's I'm convinced and you may laugh at me
Speaker 3: that these little.
Speaker 1: Gadgets he's holding his phone up that pretty much all
Speaker 1: of us have one day will be exposed as the Antichrist.
Speaker 1: Some would argue, there they are, they has already come.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying, if you really wanted to just
Speaker 3: have a way to get at almost everyone it is,
Speaker 3: it may.
Speaker 2: Not have all been exposed yet.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't laugh at you, because I've said it from
Speaker 1: the get go. The problem with a lot of these
Speaker 1: kids is exactly that this phone in my hand right now,
Speaker 1: it's the social media. You can get on it via there.
Speaker 1: I mean, granted they'd probably just do that on computers,
Speaker 1: but it's just it's very convenient, and it does a
Speaker 1: lot of great things for us, absolutely, but it's also
Speaker 1: there's a lot of evil in that phone.
Speaker 3: But at least apparently according to the World Health Organization,
Speaker 3: they're not giving us brain cancer. There you go, take
Speaker 3: that info, as you may see your roll in your eyes.
Speaker 3: Speaking of cell phones, the Palace, which is a popular
Speaker 3: New York City nightclub, yeah, I've heard that they are
Speaker 3: experimenting with a cell phone ban in their club. Much
Speaker 3: as many comedian and some performers will have you bag
Speaker 3: your phone as you enter the venue, they're doing this
Speaker 3: in their their club, and they say, so far the
Speaker 3: results have been phenomenal. They're seeing people engaged like they
Speaker 3: used to. They're seeing more people on the dance floor,
Speaker 3: and god forbid, if you need to get somebody's phone number,
Speaker 3: they said, they'll be happy to provide a pen and
Speaker 3: paper for you from behind the bar if you don't
Speaker 3: have one, handy.
Speaker 1: That you can go up to and spend twenty dollars
Speaker 1: on a beer.
Speaker 3: Would be great though, Yeah, well New York City, I mean,
Speaker 3: come on, would be great there to be able to
Speaker 3: make an ass of yourself and not have someone document it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't think about that part. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: The uh, I'm just thinking of the you know, the
Speaker 1: the dreaded if somebody walks into the club, you know,
Speaker 1: with like a gun or something, and then well that's.
Speaker 3: Now the argument being made with this latest school shooting,
Speaker 3: you know, because in the New there's been a lot
Speaker 3: of these schools that have instituted these cell phone bands,
Speaker 3: and they're like, well, wouldn't it have been you know,
Speaker 3: what would happen if it was in a school where
Speaker 3: one of those is in place where maybe a student
Speaker 3: with a phone could have made a difference in you know,
Speaker 3: it's a legit concern.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4: But uh, I don't know, man, you can survive without these? Now,
Speaker 4: it's the point. Here's my other question.
Speaker 1: Just being devil's advocate here, you've always heard the thing
Speaker 1: of well, what if my babysitters need to get in
Speaker 1: touch with me while I'm out of the club boogie
Speaker 1: and depth. Here's the thing. Are they going to take
Speaker 1: away people's fitbits and Apple watches too? Because technically I
Speaker 1: could get a call on this It just says cell phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so at least you have some some means so you
Speaker 1: won't go crazy if you get to place in New York.
Speaker 3: Fry my iPod out of my cold dead hand.
Speaker 2: Do you still have an iPod?
Speaker 1: No? I never had an iPod?
Speaker 2: You've never had an iPod? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: My wife did? I didn't.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say you didn't have one in your house.
Speaker 2: I opened up, like.
Speaker 1: My wife had it for working out and south.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I opened up the the drawer with the cord drawer
Speaker 3: that everybody has.
Speaker 2: There's like two iPods in there.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hell, did save them? I'm telling you you
Speaker 1: didn't throw them out, did you? No? I don't throw
Speaker 1: anything out of that drawer. Remember, I have true just
Speaker 1: you know it's caster's.
Speaker 3: Gonna come the day where you need that auxiliary whatever
Speaker 3: to whatever.
Speaker 1: Type cable that connection.
Speaker 3: There's no you know, radio shack around anymore, and you
Speaker 3: don't want to wait for same day Amazon delivery. I
Speaker 3: had God forbid leave the house.
Speaker 1: I have my original iPhone one, remember I showed you
Speaker 1: a picture of it. And I have the little flip
Speaker 1: phones that we got when we were indorsing ant about
Speaker 1: twenty years or whatever.
Speaker 2: I go singular wireless.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Shoulds And finally, more on this and some visuals on
Speaker 3: our Facebook page. If you get your kicks out of
Speaker 3: hitting nitrous oxide laughing gas. Yeah, story of this British
Speaker 3: man who had developed a pretty nasty habit. He was
Speaker 3: hitting balloons upwards of five hundred times a weekend. Oh
Speaker 3: my god, his brain is just mushed.
Speaker 2: Oh he was left. He was left.
Speaker 3: He described it as with dinosaur hands and having to
Speaker 3: wear diapers because they his habit got so out of control.
Speaker 3: He had no everything in his body was.
Speaker 1: Just like woo, dinosaur hands, he said, holding the balloon.
Speaker 3: No, he just said he lost all function of his
Speaker 3: hands and they just like got stuck like bent over,
Speaker 3: and you can see the pictures of him.
Speaker 1: He had to wear a diapert he could at least
Speaker 1: work at the circus. Now sort of screwed up. We're
Speaker 1: not the circus, the fair. No, it's not Lobster Boy,
Speaker 1: it's Natro's Boy. Is that your fourth four hundredth balloon today?
Speaker 1: Why are your hands doing it and your eyes rolling
Speaker 1: into your head which nobody can see on the radio.
Speaker 1: I think you need to change your diaper too.
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