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<v Speaker 1>Of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to another

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<v Speaker 1>edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>Would let your.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco one on one one w j r R. But

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<v Speaker 1>your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I hope you voted JR Facebook page. You say,

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<v Speaker 3>we play it this morning. Your vote qualifies you to

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<v Speaker 3>win the daily prize, which this week we've been getting

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<v Speaker 3>away tickets for the JR Road Show with Stained and

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<v Speaker 3>Breaking Benjamin.

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<v Speaker 1>The three songs you're voting on JR Facebook page are

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<v Speaker 1>from the Who Who Who Are You? Pinball Wizard or

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<v Speaker 1>Eminence Front. The Eminence Front the one with the most

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<v Speaker 1>votes nine, So get your voted. Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Also still to come the Meat Report, and we have

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<v Speaker 3>one final chancetreet a flyway to Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>And win one thousand bucks. Yeah, oh that's in the

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<v Speaker 2>next down or so.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's commence to this idiotology dispel a myth

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<v Speaker 3>held by many scientists now say there's no link between

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<v Speaker 3>cell phones and brain cancer. Now, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>people were convinced that those electromagnetic fields produced by mobile

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<v Speaker 3>phones could cause cancer. But here comes the World Health Organization,

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<v Speaker 3>speaking of the who God, not the CDC, the World

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<v Speaker 3>Health Organization who also.

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<v Speaker 1>They're also in that same game to me, Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 3>According to them, their team of eleven investigators from ten

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<v Speaker 3>different countries, including Taco Bob, the highly regarded Australian government's

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<v Speaker 3>Radiation Protection Authority.

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<v Speaker 1>Wooh sounds very official, Yeah, it does.

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<v Speaker 3>They've us sifted through over five thousand different studies from

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<v Speaker 3>multiple countries, and they say as wireless technology has increased

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<v Speaker 3>over the past two decades, there is no increase in

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<v Speaker 3>brain tumors or evidence of a link to cancer. This

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<v Speaker 3>would be even true with people who have used mobile

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<v Speaker 3>phones for over ten years. I have to confess I've

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<v Speaker 3>always had that in the back of my head. I

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<v Speaker 3>haven't thought about it lately, but back in the day,

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<v Speaker 3>I'd always be like, man, what if these things are

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<v Speaker 3>hurting us? And if you have them too close to

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<v Speaker 3>your jimmy, if it's messing with your jimmy, juice or

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<v Speaker 3>you know, different things like that, right, right, And there's

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<v Speaker 3>no reason to, you know, laugh at someone who thinks that,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's I'm convinced and you may laugh at me

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<v Speaker 3>that these little.

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<v Speaker 1>Gadgets he's holding his phone up that pretty much all

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<v Speaker 1>of us have one day will be exposed as the Antichrist.

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<v Speaker 1>Some would argue, there they are, they has already come.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just saying, if you really wanted to just

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<v Speaker 3>have a way to get at almost everyone it is,

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<v Speaker 3>it may.

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<v Speaker 2>Not have all been exposed yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't laugh at you, because I've said it from

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<v Speaker 1>the get go. The problem with a lot of these

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<v Speaker 1>kids is exactly that this phone in my hand right now,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the social media. You can get on it via there.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, granted they'd probably just do that on computers,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's just it's very convenient, and it does a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of great things for us, absolutely, but it's also

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of evil in that phone.

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<v Speaker 3>But at least apparently according to the World Health Organization,

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<v Speaker 3>they're not giving us brain cancer. There you go, take

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<v Speaker 3>that info, as you may see your roll in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of cell phones, the Palace, which is a popular

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<v Speaker 3>New York City nightclub, yeah, I've heard that they are

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<v Speaker 3>experimenting with a cell phone ban in their club. Much

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<v Speaker 3>as many comedian and some performers will have you bag

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<v Speaker 3>your phone as you enter the venue, they're doing this

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<v Speaker 3>in their their club, and they say, so far the

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<v Speaker 3>results have been phenomenal. They're seeing people engaged like they

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<v Speaker 3>used to. They're seeing more people on the dance floor,

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<v Speaker 3>and god forbid, if you need to get somebody's phone number,

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<v Speaker 3>they said, they'll be happy to provide a pen and

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<v Speaker 3>paper for you from behind the bar if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>have one, handy.

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<v Speaker 1>That you can go up to and spend twenty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>on a beer.

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<v Speaker 3>Would be great though, Yeah, well New York City, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, would be great there to be able to

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<v Speaker 3>make an ass of yourself and not have someone document it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I didn't think about that part. Yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>The uh, I'm just thinking of the you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>the dreaded if somebody walks into the club, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>with like a gun or something, and then well that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Now the argument being made with this latest school shooting,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, because in the New there's been a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of these schools that have instituted these cell phone bands,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, well, wouldn't it have been you know,

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<v Speaker 3>what would happen if it was in a school where

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<v Speaker 3>one of those is in place where maybe a student

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<v Speaker 3>with a phone could have made a difference in you know,

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<v Speaker 3>it's a legit concern.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is.

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<v Speaker 4>But uh, I don't know, man, you can survive without these? Now,

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<v Speaker 4>it's the point. Here's my other question.

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<v Speaker 1>Just being devil's advocate here, you've always heard the thing

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<v Speaker 1>of well, what if my babysitters need to get in

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<v Speaker 1>touch with me while I'm out of the club boogie

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<v Speaker 1>and depth. Here's the thing. Are they going to take

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<v Speaker 1>away people's fitbits and Apple watches too? Because technically I

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<v Speaker 1>could get a call on this It just says cell phone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so at least you have some some means so you

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<v Speaker 1>won't go crazy if you get to place in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>Fry my iPod out of my cold dead hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you still have an iPod?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I never had an iPod?

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<v Speaker 2>You've never had an iPod? Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>My wife did? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say you didn't have one in your house.

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<v Speaker 2>I opened up, like.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife had it for working out and south.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I opened up the the drawer with the cord drawer

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<v Speaker 3>that everybody has.

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<v Speaker 2>There's like two iPods in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hell, did save them? I'm telling you you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't throw them out, did you? No? I don't throw

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<v Speaker 1>anything out of that drawer. Remember, I have true just

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<v Speaker 1>you know it's caster's.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna come the day where you need that auxiliary whatever

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<v Speaker 3>to whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Type cable that connection.

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<v Speaker 3>There's no you know, radio shack around anymore, and you

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to wait for same day Amazon delivery. I

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<v Speaker 3>had God forbid leave the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I have my original iPhone one, remember I showed you

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<v Speaker 1>a picture of it. And I have the little flip

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<v Speaker 1>phones that we got when we were indorsing ant about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I go singular wireless.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoulds And finally, more on this and some visuals on

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<v Speaker 3>our Facebook page. If you get your kicks out of

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<v Speaker 3>hitting nitrous oxide laughing gas. Yeah, story of this British

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<v Speaker 3>man who had developed a pretty nasty habit. He was

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<v Speaker 3>hitting balloons upwards of five hundred times a weekend. Oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, his brain is just mushed.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he was left. He was left.

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<v Speaker 3>He described it as with dinosaur hands and having to

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<v Speaker 3>wear diapers because they his habit got so out of control.

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<v Speaker 3>He had no everything in his body was.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like woo, dinosaur hands, he said, holding the balloon.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he just said he lost all function of his

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<v Speaker 3>hands and they just like got stuck like bent over,

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<v Speaker 3>and you can see the pictures of him.

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<v Speaker 1>He had to wear a diapert he could at least

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<v Speaker 1>work at the circus. Now sort of screwed up. We're

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<v Speaker 1>not the circus, the fair. No, it's not Lobster Boy,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Natro's Boy. Is that your fourth four hundredth balloon today?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are your hands doing it and your eyes rolling

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<v Speaker 1>into your head which nobody can see on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you need to change your diaper too.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, all right, public service man, that's what we're

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<v Speaker 3>all about here on the Lynching Taco Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop rolling your eyes. We got your U j R. R.

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<v Speaker 1>Orlando's Rocks Nation,