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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.

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Speaker 2: I am Chris and I'm Debt, and my eternal punishment

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is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in Hell.

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And I'm joined as always by the younger brother of Satan, Clayton.

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Speaker 3: Hello, how do you do?

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Speaker 1: How to do? Chris? That's my breast smell. That's great.

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Hate No, no, not liking it. I had a lot

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of milk today, A lot of milk. That's good. That's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, try to eat cereal for fiber. Need more fiber.

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Speaker 1: I'm just shitting trapannel lately and it just really does

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not feel good.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting up there in years.

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Speaker 1: Man, Once you get past thirty five thousands, you know,

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things really changing your body. So I'm just trying to

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eat more fiber, more fiber. Just take better care of

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my silver. Went for a walk a wuck. Yeah, I

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thought that would help, but I did it. No. No,

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I'm just hot and now we're smell like milk. So anyways, cool,

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Sorry Clayton, thanks bro. Yeah, So who's our guests this week? Oh,

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get right into it. We don't have any funny opening bits,

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just to be talking about milk, okay, okay, yeah, No,

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I mean I'm just I'm feeling off my game, Chris, Yeah,

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I know that where thirty some episodes pasted it. Yeah,

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I lost count I stopped counting. But we got our

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asses beat by Heaven. It was a tough defeat and

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it really stunk, and they took us as prisoners of

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war and that really sucked.

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Speaker 3: Being up there in heaven, right, that was terrible, right, yeah,

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being up in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, there you go. That's the spirit. So like,

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I'm thinking, like, what can we do? Huh? How can

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we get them back? Oh? And I'm thinking we were

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too in their face. We're too big, too bombastic. We

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brought all the soldiers out, and I think we need

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to go gorilla style. Real, Let's get some bananas, Let's

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get Donkey Kong. We actually get gorillas to fight Heaven. No,

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we can't afford guerrillas. Girls go to heaven because they're

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actually sentient. I tried getting the one. Coco is the one? Yeah, yeah,

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sign language? Yeah, yeah, they're actually they're at a Oh

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what's her face's funeral? Was this old lady?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Jane Jane goodn. I mean she's got good in her name.

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Of course he's going to heaven. Good all yeah, no,

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good all yeah. So anyways, we can't get the gorillas,

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but we're gonna go gorilla tactics. Uh huh. And so

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I got a guy. Think of this as the beginning

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of an action movie. I'm assembling the team. Yeah, okay,

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you get your snipe Bert, all right, that's you. What

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you're good with range weapons? Right, I've never shot a gun.

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Speaker 3: No here, take this, take this, hit that fly over there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna work on that. We're gonna work on that. Okay,

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safety's on so always. Obviously I'm the leader and I'm

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like the action hand to hand combatants.

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Speaker 3: So like when we get in we're doing stealth mission.

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Speaker 1: I got it, but I needed a demolition guy and

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I needed a tech guy. Unfortunately I found a guy

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that's both. And his name is also Guy. Oh my guy,

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I'm talking about Guy Fox. Guy Fox, get in here.

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Speaker 4: Guy, Hey, what's up? Well? You need someone blowed up?

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He Wow, I'm the guy.

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Speaker 1: He's the guy.

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Speaker 2: It's him you look at him, so like Guy Fox

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from England from.

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Speaker 4: My old Guys. I'm the origin of Guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the original guy. He's the v for Vendetta Guy.

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Speaker 4: No creative libtyes with that. But yeah, are you.

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Speaker 1: Not getting like residuals or anything.

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Speaker 4: No, I feel like I really dropped the bull when

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it came to like getting an agent merchandizing. Like all

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of the effigies of me, I've never seen a single

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shilling off, any of that shit shilling, and I think,

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honestly it's bullshit bumber.

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Speaker 2: For people who are I guess American and don't know

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you're you know what's America? Oh oh, oh, that's right.

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It's a long story, Colin. It is a long story,

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you know.

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Speaker 4: I've only seen it for below.

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Speaker 1: So yeah.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so you're famous in Great Britain for I

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guess trying to blow up England.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they did say I was trying to blow up

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the whole country, but once again, just horseshit. I didn't

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even come up with it. Really, if you really want

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to know what I was doing, I was stood next

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to some gunpowder with wood on it. Oh, I mean,

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is that the worst crime? But I mean what else

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did I do?

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Speaker 1: I think that that's pretty rad though, I mean, like,

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good damn right, it is, and it almost worked. It

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didn't the bombs didn't go off. You didn't exploit it.

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Speaker 4: I was sort of caught with my thumb up my

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ass there. I was like I was getting everything ready

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doing the dry run, and I had some really long matches,

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but was really long, and I just couldn't get it

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all off with time.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so you didn't actually do much yet yet yet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because guy, I've got an opportunity for you. It's

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time for redemption. It's time for you to make things

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go kobboom all right, man, because we're going after the

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big dogs. We're gonna blow up Heaven. We're gonna make

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Heaven go to Kingdom come all right?

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Speaker 4: Hell yeah, hell yeah.

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Speaker 1: Isn't Heaven already Kingdom Come? I was thought Kingdom come

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was like the stuff that the king, that's how he

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makes his like next.

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Speaker 4: In line king come?

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, same thing. Yeah right.

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Speaker 4: You want me to use similar tactics. I mean, even

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though it didn't work the first time, I know the

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mistakes what I made the first time. So I'm thinking

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do it like we did before. We'll rent a building

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across the street from Heaven. Yeah right, and tunnel under Heaven.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, Chris, can you get on Zillo and look

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up real estate in Heaven and see what it costs

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to get us a rental up there, because guy, I

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was thinking like big picture, like, oh, we're gonna go in,

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We're gonna blow him up, and I'm gonna see it.

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Con I didn't really think of you. You're presenting a

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lot of logistics that I haven't really thought of. But

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that's why you're here.

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Speaker 4: Guy, I've got to talk to like at least three

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other people down here to you know, get the gunpowder,

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get the barrels made and stuff. Maybe get a ladder

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to Heaven.

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Speaker 1: That might be a big ladder. Okay, Chris put that

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on the list. We need to get the ladder. We

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need to get the rental space you need to get

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How do we carry the gunpowder up the ladder to Heaven? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't have access to Zillow and Hell, but Redfinn

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because it's Red, I can't.

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Speaker 4: Oh we do have right yeah yeah yeah, yah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes us red read Yeah and Zeus has

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a spot okay yeah, but it's pricey Okay, Well.

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Speaker 1: You know we can work with a budget. We can

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find some financiers. Because that's like I got my sniper, Chris,

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I got hand to hand combat me. Still, I got

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my demo. Guy, I got my tech guy. Guy, we

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just need to find like a money guy. We can

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do that, We can source that. Do you know any

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rich people? Guy? Yeah? Guy, you got any guys?

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Speaker 3: Guy?

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Speaker 4: Uh? Well, I mean I knew the king. Okay, well,

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I didn't really know him. He sort of pointed and

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laughed while I was being tortured. Oh but I mean.

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Speaker 1: You know the kingdom calm. I forgot about that.

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Speaker 4: Ye yeah, yeah, you have the crown estate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, it's a foot in the door, though. Guy,

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write that down, Chris, I could probably get the king,

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the king. Do you know which one it was?

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Speaker 4: The Scottish one?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, cool, right, cool that there's a down that

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helps one of them. That's fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna get it. And you know what to kind

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of update you.

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Speaker 1: There's been advances in explosions, so we can do something

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even bigger than gunpowder.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you know about that.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't know about that. What else happened? What

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happened after unpowder? Uh?

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Speaker 1: See four nuclear bombs? Nuclear atom splitting? Do you know

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about adam splitting to your nose?

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Speaker 4: Adam?

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you got split? I guess yet quartered right.

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Speaker 4: I got split four ways. Yeah, obviously I didn't want

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all of the rest of the hung drawn cord. I

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just I heard hung and I thought, I'll stop you

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right there, I'll do that, huh. And then they did

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the rest after I died. I think they took my

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limbs in at different corners of Do you think they

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take everyone? If they hang draw and quart of people,

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do they take everyone? Like is cornwall just full of

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like left legs? Or do they mix it up?

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Speaker 1: Like do you think that there's like a region that

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specifies in the body part that they accept, yeah, or

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do they just like do they mix it up so

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that they just go different quarters or is it roll

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the dice. I think they don't want a Frankenstein situation

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on their hands, so I think it would make sense

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to like have all of the left legs in one place.

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That way, like you can't as symbol a body from

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all the mixed match pieces.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, then if lightnings sdrikes and does something weird, it's

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just like a bundle of legs and not Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a good idea for potential.

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Speaker 4: Leg mmie you thinking leg my for Heaven?

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Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, see this is why we brought

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guy on. He knows these things. He's thinking ahead, So

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write that down cross second.

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Speaker 4: Maybe fifteen sixteen thousand legs with nukes on. Okay, stroll

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it to heaven. Yeah, okay it we'll just walk right

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in or they will yeah, yeah, and then what are

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they gonna hang my fricking ankle idiots?

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Speaker 1: I think so leg nukes.

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Speaker 3: That's good. I like that, you know.

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Speaker 1: Actually, guy, I've been storing up, so I've got my

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garage next door packed to the broom. C four we

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got like, yeah, how many palettes? Like eight palettes? I

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know you know what that is, but like, I'll let

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you go play with it when we're done recording the episode.

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Speaker 3: I think you're gonna love it. Palettes is like barrels but.

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Speaker 4: Bigger, yeah, okay, big barrels. Eight barrels, yeah, but big

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old monkey barrels.

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Speaker 3: Yes, but with like imagine like Plato but it goes boom.

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Speaker 1: That's C four. Do you know what Plato is?

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Speaker 4: You're saying stuff today that I don't know what it is,

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but it all sounds great. Sea four Plato nuke, Yeah,

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it sounds excellent.

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Speaker 3: You're leaving this place, change man, You're gonna have a

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lot of knowled.

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Speaker 4: Oh I'm leaving Hell or you just mean the room, No,

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just the room.

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Speaker 1: You know, you got to say, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I've got a great situation down here.

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Speaker 2: As part of the mission, we might eat going up

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to the bottom of heaven or yeah, yeah, but you'll

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have to come back with us though.

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Speaker 4: That's fine.

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Speaker 1: You mentioned your situation down here is pretty great. There,

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let tell us about it. Is there a girl fox?

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Speaker 4: Uh? You know, I got some uh, I got some

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lady folks on the go.

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Speaker 3: That's more than Chris got tell you that much.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm into some weird shit. Oh, we're

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working with Hell rules. So all my women, you know,

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I come like blow them up and then go back together.

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And I could just blow them up again and do

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them and blow up.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that sounds like a spicy bedroom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, in a threesome, you blow him front up, but

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then you put them together. It's like, was that your

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original mom? Whose hand is in my But yeah, is

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that hand even for tonight?

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Speaker 1: That's pretty wicked man. That's cool.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, real wholesome stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, emphasis on whole. Now let's move on to you know,

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we've talked about explosions. Right, obviously, we're gonna get that

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big ladder. Chris, you need to get to work on that.

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We can get that big ass ladder. I'm getting ladder.

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Speaker 3: We'll get the barrels of the dynamite plus the my

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power to see four.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love a guy. You're gonna love Sea Fort.

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It's gonna be great. I kind of went after that.

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Speaker 3: I guess we need like our computers experts.

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Speaker 1: So like guy, obviously with anonymous, you're like primo hacker. So, like,

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what are you gonna do to bypass the security system of.

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Speaker 4: Heaven come again?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Like the door.

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Speaker 1: They've advanced a lot since like olden days, so they've

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got like the mainframe super tight.

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Speaker 3: They got firewalls.

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Speaker 1: There are no breaches and security, so we're gonna have

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to like hack them, all right, So I need you

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to hack them. You're ready for that.

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Speaker 4: I tell you what firewall would have come in bloody

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handy when I couldn't get my matches to it. That

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would have been absolutely brilliant. If they've got that going,

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let's just throw anything to that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's more a figurative firewall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, right, we have.

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Speaker 3: Firewalls here, in hell, like there's like one right outside there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, computers right, you know computers, right? Are you

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a hacker? You know windows?

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Speaker 4: Oh, I know windows. I know doors, doorknobs, oh, the

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windows sill. I've put some stuff.

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Speaker 1: On that motherboard.

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Speaker 4: I mean she didn't have a lot going on. She

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was bored.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know the web streaming.

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Speaker 4: Oh, cloud love clouds. Been a while since I saw one.

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I'll be perfectly honest, but I miss him.

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Speaker 1: You know, you're giving me a lot of kind of

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like blank stairs, a lot of shaking the head.

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Speaker 4: Yes, well, I mean, yes, Matt, I want to be

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able to provide.

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Speaker 1: It.

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Speaker 4: Sounds like, based on everything you've said today, I've got

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at least fifteen maybe sixteen percent of what you need.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's more than we had last time when you attacked.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, it sound like it didn't go great.

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Speaker 3: You know, I did say like that. I mean, you

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could have been there.

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Speaker 4: I was here, I was down here. I've been here

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pretty long.

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Speaker 1: We put out like a casting call, like anybody was

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welcome to come and join us, and you didn't.

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Speaker 4: I did actually see that. You put up a leaflet,

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uh huh, but you put it on the file on it.

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But uh, Christ, well, there are so many firewalls in hell.

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Speaker 1: Fuck dude.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I walked through like six or seven of them

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to get here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's just go through this skip the hacking part,

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or maybe you find another hacking.

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Speaker 4: Guy, guy with the cough. I mean, the plague was

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pretty prevalent.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hacker, right, okay, okay, yeah, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to the play by play.

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Speaker 1: All right, So all right, right, get the ladder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, up to the clouds, right, yeah, nimbus cumulus. What's

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gonna be the most explosive cloud what we're dealing with?

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Speaker 4: I mean, what's the foundation of heaven? What kind of

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clouds did they build on? You must have got intel

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from when you're up there, like maybe you saw some

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of the back rooms or.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Chris, you wrote that down right you were recording?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just one second. Types of clouds?

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Speaker 3: Why are you you're looking up types of clouds?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Do you do not have? Like I thought this

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was like you I told you to like that was

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reconnaissance because like really actually haha, No, I knew this

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all long, the war on Heaven front. I knew all

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along we were gonna get through a back door gorilla

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warfare style us getting captured prisoner war style part of

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the plant.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that was all recon guy right, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah fuck yeah, okay, so Chrismelo nimbus hell yeah all right,

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they were definitely I think because they were the fluffy

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Uh yeah, I remember fluff. That'll give us good cover.

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Oh yeah, I mean I'm pretty red and they're pretty white.

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Maybe I like go incognito. Maybe if I wear a

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guy fox mask. That was Oh yeah, yeah, you got

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any of those? Guy, you got any of those?

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Speaker 4: Uh? I mean I can sele you out with some,

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but you know the licensing feests.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, what if he used your skin? Ah,

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my physical skin, yeah, because it's a guy Fox mask. Yeah,

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and then I don't have to pay the fee?

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Speaker 4: Am I sentient while I'm wrapped around your red buddy off?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well just your face.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'll just be a skull standing next to you,

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and I'll look at you without eyes. No, my eyes

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will be in because you don't need my eyes. You

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got your own eyes. But I'll be looking at my

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face around your head.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that might be a fun experience for you,

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but also like you could be like a decoy, so

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explosive expert computer guy and decoy.

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Speaker 4: I stroll into Heaven without any head skin. They're gonna

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be freaking out. They won't notice all the other stuff

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we got going on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, this is a good plan.

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Speaker 4: They're gonna say this is a demon pro tip when

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we're up there as well. Right, huh, we'll get all

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of dumbpowder up there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but they.

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Speaker 4: Just don't stand right next to it, all right, stand

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a bit further away, so if they see you, you

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could just be like, I'm just standing in this room.

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Speaker 1: I feel like that goes without saying. Though you did

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that last time. I'm guessing so I.

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Speaker 4: Was pretty close. We never discussed it, huh. Me and

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the other I didn't even come up with this plan. Really,

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all I was caught doing was stood next to Huh.

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You might be able to say that I'm the most

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influential person who didn't do anything in history, and I

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hope to provide the same for you today on this

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war in heaven.

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Speaker 1: Mmm.

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Speaker 2: Okay, why is it that because everyone in England they

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have a whole day about you every year?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they love you up there. It's like November fifth.

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Speaker 1: Do they love you, or they hate you because they

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burn you, right, they burn effigies of you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they burn me. It's mixed reviews

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up there about me. I'd say I'd get like a

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five out of ten up there, maybe if you had

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to pull the entire country huhuh. But it's mainly lies.

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You know. I wasn't trying to blow up everyone. I

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was just trying to blow up really just a room.

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Speaker 1: Put a room full of Christians. Yeah, and you're good

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at that. Yeah, so we'll do it again.

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Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, Christians? Who's in heaven again?

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Speaker 1: I guess mostly Christians put their name on it. I

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guess I don't know what the metric is Christian. Well

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you wouldn't know because you're down here, so it's not specific.

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Speaker 3: But I wouldn't say it's non denominational.

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Speaker 4: I feel like maybe the less I know about who

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we're doing, yeah, because that's what kind of messed me

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up the first time I cold feet. Yeah, let it

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go out. It warned some of the people. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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If you think about all the effigies, you know they've

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been doing every year, like four hundred years. Yeah, you

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got think every hocksy little town does it horrific for

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the environment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do you feel that too, Like it's you, it's

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your likeness. Do you feel that when they do that?

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What's your day? Like on Guy Fox day?

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Speaker 4: It feels warmer? Obviously, I am quite a distance away

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from where it's all happening, and I feel like my

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soul is only partially feeling it. But I do feel

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like and they have kids make those, did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Huh?

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Speaker 2: It's like a sweatshop, a sweatshop of your effigies to

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burn exactly.

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Speaker 4: To be honest, I think it's pretty and appropriate. Also,

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it used to be entertaining, right, watch a big fire,

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watch an effigy burn on it. The game Boy's been embedded,

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like while we do it?

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Speaker 1: Wait, how do you know about game boys?

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about the boys you see about the other

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playing games?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, got it?

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Speaker 4: Y yeah, yea, yeah, we've got people coming up with

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stuff like Hopscotch game boys.

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Speaker 1: Boys are playing games. Okay, okay, yeah, I guess that

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would be more entertaining, just going do something nice. Cup

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and ball and stuff classic abicus. You know, cup and

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, guy that your face, your likeness is

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sold and burned all over the place.

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Speaker 4: How does that work as far as you're licensing, Well,

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I just went about it all the wrong way. Didn't

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have like an entertainment lawyer. Uh didn't own my own ip.

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You know you didn't own this face.

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Speaker 1: It's the money maker.

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Speaker 3: It's a good mustache, it's a good little goatee thing.

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Speaker 4: I think called it pretty good once again. Been a

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while since I've seen a mirror, but from what I remember,

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pretty dashing.

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Speaker 2: Well, speaking of merchandising, we do have some new merch out.

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We had some hockey jerseys at double Hockey six out.

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Speaker 1: Did you know what hockey is?

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like quidditch or whatever y'all have in England,

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you know hockey is.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we do hockey, yeah on the fields right

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gross on that.

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Speaker 1: We like ice, but it's in Hell, so we don't

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have ice, so we kind of have like like a

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gelatin sort of like thing that you glide on. Yeah. Sorry,

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I'm trying to like adapt like an existing thing into

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a Hell version of the thing. But then in a

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way that you understand it as a man at a time,

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we would understand.

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Speaker 2: But didn't they have ice in your time period? Like

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ice wasn't invented later on.

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Speaker 4: Ice is pretty old. Actually, you wouldn't think it predates me.

467
00:17:02,279 --> 00:17:04,799
They had an age Sometimes the Thames, it would just

468
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:06,000
freeze right over.

469
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine that, but you're gliding on it.

470
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,480
Speaker 4: We just used to have like markets and shit.

471
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, so no on the tims say like that poopy water,

472
00:17:12,839 --> 00:17:15,039
it's all frozen over, and then you have like two

473
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,720
knives on your feet and you're gliding on it right,

474
00:17:17,799 --> 00:17:20,519
and then you're hitting around like a little black thing.

475
00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:22,400
And then it's like with these sticks.

476
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:24,920
Speaker 3: That's hockey. So yeah, now you're an expert on it.

477
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:25,279
Speaker 1: Anyway.

478
00:17:25,319 --> 00:17:27,960
Speaker 2: Anyways, we got some merch and when people by march

479
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,319
to get as option to send us messages and we

480
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,799
got some questions. Nick bought some stickers and he asks,

481
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,880
can you settle a bet? My brother says, our dad

482
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,200
isn't in hell, but.

483
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,680
Speaker 1: I think he is. Have you seen him? Oh? Thanks,

484
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,079
and keep up the great work. Oh, Nick, thank you

485
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,799
so much for buying those stickers. Nick's dad. Of course,

486
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880
you remember Nick's dad.

487
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:47,200
Speaker 4: I do.

488
00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we saw him the other day. Yeah, Nick,

489
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,000
your dad definitely nail Nick. Hey, if it makes you

490
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,440
feel better, Nick, he loves it down here. We treat

491
00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:57,000
him like you, prince. Everybody loves Nick's dad. You know,

492
00:17:57,079 --> 00:17:59,200
like how mafia guys they go to jail, but then

493
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,599
they still get like really cool treatment stuff like that.

494
00:18:01,599 --> 00:18:03,440
Speaker 3: That's how your dad is down here, Nick.

495
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,319
Speaker 1: We love your dad.

496
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,519
Speaker 4: In fact, we don't even call him by his first name.

497
00:18:06,559 --> 00:18:09,440
Speaker 1: We just call him Nick's dad, Nick's dad. Yeah, I

498
00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,119
know what his name is, but I just call him

499
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,200
Nick's dad. So yeah, he's definitely down here.

500
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,839
Speaker 4: He's that guy with a little cigarettes right that we

501
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,720
always see.

502
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,079
Speaker 1: That's the one. So yeah, not everybody gets cigarettes, but

503
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,759
Nick's dad does because he's super cool unless he wasn't

504
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,839
to you, Nick, in which case.

505
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:24,640
Speaker 4: In which case, yet he actually kind of sucks.

506
00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:25,000
Speaker 1: Sucks.

507
00:18:25,079 --> 00:18:27,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if he liked him, which it sounds like

508
00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:28,279
your brother does.

509
00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:31,359
Speaker 1: He's great. But he could also have a really bad

510
00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:33,839
time if you didn't like him. Yeah, all right. Next question,

511
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,240
we had another question from Perry. Perry.

512
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,960
Speaker 2: They about a h double hockey sticks jersey. So they're

513
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:40,359
joining the Hell's hockey team.

514
00:18:40,559 --> 00:18:43,319
Speaker 1: Nice. They ask for you both, if you're going to

515
00:18:43,359 --> 00:18:46,279
write an erotic novel, what would it be about. Oh,

516
00:18:46,319 --> 00:18:46,920
that's a great.

517
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,400
Speaker 3: Question, Perry. I'm actually in the midst of an erotic novel.

518
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,880
Speaker 1: Chris. I don't know if you knew this. No, yeah,

519
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,720
I'm actually I'm co authoring it with Pennywise. We had

520
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,920
him on recently, and it's actually it's about Eifel towering

521
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,680
your mom. Oh yeah. Think of it like kind of

522
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,400
more of an audio book. But there's also there's a video.

523
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,799
Oh is that a book of sorts? There's roughly a

524
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:11,119
story for the first like thirty seconds to a minute,

525
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,240
and then the rest of it's like, well, you'll just

526
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,960
have to see it, and I'm gonna show it to you.

527
00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:17,359
Speaker 2: That's coming out soon. Wow, I can't believe it. The

528
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,680
film adaptation came along.

529
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,839
Speaker 3: Oh it came all right? Yeah, talking about Kingdom.

530
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,039
Speaker 1: Come.

531
00:19:22,759 --> 00:19:23,680
Speaker 4: Nick stat is in it.

532
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,759
Speaker 1: That's right. Nick Stad does have a cameo. Yeah. How

533
00:19:27,759 --> 00:19:31,920
many hockey jerseys a week sold? Now? Chris, three or four? Three? Okay,

534
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,920
how many do you need to have a hockey team?

535
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:37,960
Five guys? Eight? Six guys eight? Baseball has nine. I

536
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,000
think I'm not asked about baseball. I'm asking about hockey.

537
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:45,160
Hold up, okay, let me just yep, clouds. You know

538
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:45,599
you don't know?

539
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,119
Speaker 2: You know, six players on the ice at a time. Okay,

540
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,039
five skaters and one goalie. Wow, we're revealing a lot

541
00:19:53,039 --> 00:19:54,880
about how much merch we sell. But if we could

542
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,279
get like two or three more hockey jerseys sold.

543
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:59,039
Speaker 1: We're gonna have enough for a team and we're gonna

544
00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:00,640
go to the playoffs only that much.

545
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:01,559
Speaker 4: Does haven't have a team?

546
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:04,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got a team. The Angels is really good.

547
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,200
I don't want to talk about them.

548
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:07,480
Speaker 4: I apologize, and it's fine me to bring it up.

549
00:20:07,519 --> 00:20:09,880
Speaker 1: No, it's cool. But hey, they're really good at baseball

550
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,880
that too. Yeah, the Angels of the outfield are just

551
00:20:12,079 --> 00:20:14,000
really good. They do all the sports and they're really

552
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,480
good at it. But that's right, we're gonna baw them up.

553
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,279
We're gonna splow them. It's gonna be great, it's gonna

554
00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:18,960
be so much fun. Well, yeah, thank you guys for

555
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,480
buying merch. Gonna store that goodmork from hell dot com.

556
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,559
Not you guys, Oh no, no, not guy, No, thank

557
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,440
you guys, Like.

558
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,160
Speaker 4: Yes, well, I mean I could buy I could be

559
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,599
on the team. I mean I could try. I mean

560
00:20:27,599 --> 00:20:28,480
you could fucky thing.

561
00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:30,079
Speaker 1: I don't see you were and you're like hal Clayton

562
00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:30,559
shirt though.

563
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:32,279
Speaker 4: I'm just not a big shut guy yet, you know,

564
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,359
but get me into.

565
00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,240
Speaker 1: See you get some regulation podcast merch on.

566
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,319
Speaker 4: So I don't want you talking about so guy.

567
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,720
Speaker 1: All right, let's go over this real quick. You're going

568
00:20:40,759 --> 00:20:41,559
in there, no.

569
00:20:41,599 --> 00:20:43,039
Speaker 4: Face, my face is off.

570
00:20:43,119 --> 00:20:44,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna need an alias.

571
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 2: Right when you got caught back in the day, the

572
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,839
guards came in, What did you say to that?

573
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,279
Speaker 4: Nice to me? You know, I'm John Johnson. How are

574
00:20:52,279 --> 00:20:52,599
you doing?

575
00:20:52,799 --> 00:20:53,079
Speaker 3: John?

576
00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:54,160
Speaker 1: Was it John?

577
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:58,079
Speaker 4: John Johnson? Johnson Johnson, John Johnson? Okay, good old j J.

578
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,680
Speaker 1: How did it go?

579
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,680
Speaker 3: Did you have that one in the hocket or did

580
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,960
you just like throw that out at.

581
00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,119
Speaker 4: Him first thing that came out?

582
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, bad man, Yeah, but that's okay. We can work

583
00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:08,319
that way some time. Oh suddenly I've just walked in.

584
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,319
What's your name? You're doing something bad? We'll your name go.

585
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 4: I don't know Frederick exactly. It's exactly what I'm talking about, right,

586
00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:14,960
It's not so easy.

587
00:21:15,079 --> 00:21:16,839
Speaker 3: I mean, he didn't get me there. God damn it.

588
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:19,119
I was gonna say Frederick Frederickson.

589
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,079
Speaker 4: But and there I John Johnson.

590
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,880
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm about Frederick Johnson.

591
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,319
Speaker 1: That's good, perfect, Yeah, okay, all right, So then or

592
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,160
Chris Chris christofferd No, that's just my now, No, that's

593
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:33,279
now yeah. Shit, fuck? What should I have Chris? Shoot, damn,

594
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,480
They're good. We'll work on that though. But you just

595
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:40,160
made me realize guy explosives expert computer guy the face,

596
00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,599
even though I'm gonna be wearing his face. Yeah, and

597
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,319
then what was the other thing? He was something else

598
00:21:44,319 --> 00:21:46,160
to the inside the inside guy?

599
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:47,920
Speaker 4: Window guy? Uh dull guy.

600
00:21:48,079 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know one of those two?

601
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,400
Speaker 4: Are you using your face skin by the way, while

602
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,680
you're wearing mine? Are you having both?

603
00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:54,519
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why would I take my face off? I have

604
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:56,480
your face to cover my face. That's how he's gonna

605
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,519
be a double agent. Yeah, you can't have only one

606
00:21:58,559 --> 00:21:59,680
face and be a double agent.

607
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:01,920
Speaker 4: You could on your actual face backwards maybe.

608
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,079
Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't it be red on the other side?

609
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 4: Also, that's true. Yeah, I've tried it before. It looks

610
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:09,200
like the same same, you know, I guess. So you

611
00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,559
wouldn't be able to see through my hat.

612
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 1: You do have a lot of hair and a hat,

613
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,200
so I mean we have late ponytail bands and things ponytails.

614
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,759
Speaker 4: Did any ponies go to hell?

615
00:22:18,799 --> 00:22:20,640
Speaker 1: No, ponies don't go to hell. Ponies are too nice. No,

616
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,480
they're like Gorilla's very.

617
00:22:22,279 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 4: Expensive Seabiscuit was a dick.

618
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 1: Did you know seat biscuit?

619
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, see him around?

620
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 1: Well he was a Pony's a horse a full hal

621
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,640
Yeah to him acquire he's coming down here. Okay, So

622
00:22:32,799 --> 00:22:35,279
all right, we go out there. An angel approaches you.

623
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Your name is.

624
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, John Frederick, Frederick Johnson. John Frederick will work on

625
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,519
John Frederick Johnson. Okay, give him enough the names.

626
00:22:42,519 --> 00:22:45,559
Speaker 1: They'll be harder to check. Yeah, you distract the angels.

627
00:22:45,759 --> 00:22:48,559
Chris will haul up all the sea four and all

628
00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:49,960
the gun powder barrels.

629
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,480
Speaker 4: Okay, and the legs and the legs.

630
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 3: With the nukes.

631
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:56,519
Speaker 4: That's rights. Couldn't forget those rubber bands. What well, how

632
00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:58,039
are we attaching the nukes to the legs.

633
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. How are we attaching the jukes?

634
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 4: So you can wear my face. But we can't figure

635
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:03,720
out how to touch the nuke to a leg.

636
00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:05,079
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, we'll write it down.

637
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 4: We might need a fourth guy. We might need like

638
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920
a critical thinker on the team.

639
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,440
Speaker 1: Well that's me.

640
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:12,279
Speaker 3: I'm the brain of the operation, but I'm also the stealthy.

641
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 4: How do we put the nuke on a leg?

642
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,680
Speaker 3: Figured it out?

643
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,279
Speaker 1: R and D dude, geez, fuck, get off my ass.

644
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:18,240
We'll do some legwork, okay, and we'll figure it out.

645
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,079
But we'll do some leg works and we'll have it

646
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:21,839
figured out on the day. Guy, need to be a

647
00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:24,440
team player. Actually, you know what, guy, I think we're

648
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:26,519
a little short handed. I think that that's the only problem,

649
00:23:26,519 --> 00:23:28,200
seeing with their plants so far. Can you get your

650
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,799
old crew? What happened to those guys?

651
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,759
Speaker 4: Ooh, didn't go well for us, I'll be honest. But

652
00:23:32,799 --> 00:23:33,519
they're all down here.

653
00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:33,960
Speaker 1: That's good.

654
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 4: We haven't spoken since.

655
00:23:35,559 --> 00:23:38,559
Speaker 1: Oh, you got caught with the barrels, right, I got caught.

656
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:40,000
So what happened to them?

657
00:23:40,279 --> 00:23:42,599
Speaker 4: They tried to escape? My original plan, right, was to

658
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,599
light all the gunpowder off and then leave.

659
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 1: Yuh huh, yeah.

660
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,559
Speaker 4: I wasn't originally going to stay there. Oh, everyone else left. Huh,

661
00:23:48,559 --> 00:23:51,000
And I thought, I ain't no grass, I'm not giving

662
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:54,720
up no one's names. Then they pulled my arms out

663
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,279
of the socket and my legs and they stretched me.

664
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By day three, I was given extra I gave everyone's names.

665
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,640
I was given their family. I gave everyone's sister up,

666
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,960
people's mom's nick's dad. Everyone was in there, so we

667
00:24:08,039 --> 00:24:09,480
don't talk. They got all of them.

668
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:09,880
Speaker 1: Damn.

669
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 4: Now you may think I'm the idiot for standing next

670
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:13,240
to all the gunpowder.

671
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 1: Right, a little bit, a little bit, two of.

672
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 4: Them leg it off. We've all got a little bit

673
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,359
of gunpowder. It's called the gunpowder plot, right. You probably

674
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,440
should have had a better name for it. Yeah, straightforwardst

675
00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:23,839
on the nose, should have caut it like Operation Amazing,

676
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:28,079
John Johnson, John Johnson's plant Friction John Johnson. But you know,

677
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,599
some of the gunpowder got wet. A couple of guys thought,

678
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,960
you know, we'll dry this off by a fire and

679
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,880
uh right, blow themselves up, blue themselves all up. Someone

680
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,160
went blind. Didn't go great, so they.

681
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,440
Speaker 1: Wanted to dry it off. The highly explosive substance they

682
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,200
were gonna drive off for.

683
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,799
Speaker 4: Well, toy, let me ask you this. What use is

684
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:44,720
soggy gunpowder?

685
00:24:45,039 --> 00:24:46,319
Speaker 1: I mean, you got me there. I don't know, like,

686
00:24:46,319 --> 00:24:48,599
how did they get wet from England? Oh?

687
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, rain, you've been below England, I assume.

688
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

689
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,799
Speaker 3: I don't like it. The food's not good, but you know.

690
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,079
Speaker 4: It depends where you grew up. You know.

691
00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,839
Speaker 1: Could they not just let the sun dry?

692
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,880
Speaker 4: It's not tomatoes? This gunpowder? I don't want small amount

693
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:03,920
of time. Okay, right, we're escaping the king and all

694
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,960
his king come. Yeah, everyone's coming for him.

695
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:06,519
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

696
00:25:06,519 --> 00:25:09,599
Speaker 4: We don't want suggy gunpowder. Let's get it going dice

697
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,039
and hasn't been invented yet.

698
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Speaker 1: So the only people that you guys blew.

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Speaker 3: Up were yourselves.

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Speaker 4: It was us, Yeah, yeah, it was us.

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Speaker 2: Okay, maybe we should just do that. But in heaven,

702
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,359
oh blow us up, you'd be memorialized.

703
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Speaker 1: Yeah, people would know you.

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Speaker 3: I mean that's pretty cool.

705
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Speaker 2: Then down in hell people would be burning your effigy

706
00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,880
or maybe not, maybe they'd be freezing them or something.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the opposite of that.

708
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,559
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh what about this, we go to heaven, we

709
00:25:35,559 --> 00:25:38,200
wet all that gunpowder? That's an accidentally attack.

710
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Speaker 1: Because then they'll dry it with the sun, and then

711
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the fire.

712
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,519
Speaker 4: I'll dry it with. They control the sun.

713
00:25:42,599 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't even think about going after their own weapons.

714
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,759
That's smart.

715
00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:48,440
Speaker 2: So we go up there wet their gunpowder so that

716
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they have to dry it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's my job. I'll go pee on the gunpowder.

718
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,400
Hold on, I'm gonna start loading up.

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Speaker 4: What are you drinking that.

720
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,039
Speaker 1: It's a little bit of a mixture of some cat piss,

721
00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,359
got some extra ammonia, white monster. Oh it's good. Okay,

722
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,039
I'm just gonna load up my bladder and I'm gonna

723
00:26:04,079 --> 00:26:06,839
have enough piss. Then I'll just cover up all their explosives.

724
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:08,799
They'll drive them out, so it'll be a one two punch.

725
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,480
You guys explode, guy Fox, they try to dry off

726
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,279
their gunpowder, they explode. They won't know it's coming, they

727
00:26:14,279 --> 00:26:14,559
won't know.

728
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Speaker 4: It's jump done. And then at the end, maybe if

729
00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:18,759
you've got time, just mail me back my face.

730
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Speaker 1: Postage is pretty I mean, we looked up the rates

731
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,279
for you know, the real estate, but postage is also

732
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pretty expensive. Uh yeah, I think that this plan is sound.

733
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I think that this is foolproof.

734
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Speaker 3: This is gonna work.

735
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Speaker 1: I'm feeling pretty good about it, so there's lots of

736
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ways for it to work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm to be honest, really excited to see

738
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,200
C four. See dude, Yeah, I've noticed you've got this

739
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:42,400
like glowing orb thing here. Yeah. Round, it's called a detonator.

740
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Speaker 1: Guy. You know what, Actually, we're gonna let you go

741
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,599
check out the seafoort. It's in the garage. There's like

742
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:48,400
a lot of paletts of it, so like, don't put

743
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,039
any like fire, and you're I'm gonna let you take

744
00:26:50,079 --> 00:26:52,440
the detonator, right, you're like super hacker, you can figure

745
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,079
that out. So yeah, man, go familiar as yourself, Chris.

746
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:56,359
You can start building that ladder.

747
00:26:56,599 --> 00:26:56,799
Speaker 4: Huh.

748
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: And I think the end of day we could probably

749
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get this gout. Yeah yeah yeah, kick the tires, lights fires.

750
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Speaker 4: What does omed mean?

751
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,519
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, no, we're using legs.

752
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 4: We're using legs. But this button I pressed says armed.

753
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that means it's ready to That's like

754
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:13,839
you shouldn't arm it yet, Clinton cable work. Yeah, yeah, sure,

755
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,480
this guy is definitely gonna be the fall guy, right, yeah.

756
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,200
Speaker 1: Hey, guy, give us the name. What's your name, Steve,

757
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,400
Steve Round? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, no, so Okay, what

758
00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:24,839
are you thinking.

759
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,319
Speaker 2: He's the fall guy. You'll have his skin so if

760
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,880
you get caught and then they'll just lame him, yeah,

761
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,160
and then you run away either way, wait win for us?

762
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

763
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys. So this thing here, this like pressed down thing,

764
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,039
this thing that it used to be up and is now.

765
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 2: Like no no, no, no no.

766
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 3: Hey guys, thanks for listening to another episode of Good

767
00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:51,039
Morning from Hell.

768
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: We want to speak, want to spank our very special guest,

769
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,880
Gavin Free.

770
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me, Thanks for spanking.

771
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 1: Yes of course. Wow our resident British friend. Yeah.

772
00:28:01,759 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 4: One, number British person? Am I on this show? So

773
00:28:03,759 --> 00:28:05,799
far too? Number two? Three?

774
00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tam and Lucy?

775
00:28:06,799 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I'll take you under five.

776
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,079
Speaker 1: I mean most white people do originate, so maybe like

777
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,160
ninety eight. I don't know. It's neither hearing r there, Gvin?

778
00:28:16,279 --> 00:28:18,319
What are you working on these days? He for our

779
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,839
listeners at home who don't know who you are, What

780
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,480
have you worked on? What can you send them to?

781
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,799
Speaker 4: Well? I used to work with both of you a

782
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,160
rooster teeth, and then we all got fired, and then

783
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,440
I started a new company with Jeff called The Regulation Company,

784
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,680
where we make the Regulation Podcast and I also do

785
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,880
slow Mo Guys Regulation podcasts.

786
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: If people are I'm familiar, how would you describe it?

787
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,359
Speaker 4: Five idiots one of them's Canadian and he's complete lunatic

788
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,759
and just the adventures of morons really just classic five

789
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:46,519
dude stuff.

790
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: You'll have some of the weirdest content I think on

791
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,279
the internet.

792
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it gets pretty deep, it's pretty low heavy. Yeah,

793
00:28:53,519 --> 00:28:56,480
it's definitely a hard podcast to jump into episode three

794
00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:59,079
hundred dealer, but you know, give it a go. The

795
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:02,039
other day we tried to make Jeff's costs smell like onions.

796
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,839
Speaker 1: Oh for about two hours. Fun, how'd you do that?

797
00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 4: He messed it up. He ordered these burgers that had onion.

798
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,680
It didn't onion the car.

799
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: I really commend Regulation for their commitment to bits, just

800
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,000
like how long they'll pull a thread for. Like you

801
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,039
guys had that sandwich thing the other day, tried to

802
00:29:17,079 --> 00:29:17,960
like squish sandwiches.

803
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 4: We tried to make really flat sandwiches. Yeah.

804
00:29:20,279 --> 00:29:20,799
Speaker 1: Yeah.

805
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 2: People can find Regulation Pod anywhere you listen to podcasts

806
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,079
and on YouTube, and then SloMo Guys on YouTube, right.

807
00:29:27,119 --> 00:29:29,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a small growing channel, so we really implore

808
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:32,200
our audience to help them out go give SloMo guys

809
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,640
a follow. They need it, They really don't you, Gavin, you.

810
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,000
Speaker 4: Know that's not what it was Launch.

811
00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on, got it. We're gonna go talk

812
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,880
about why we're going to help. Bye bye, Thanks bye