WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.240 --> 00:00:14.199 What's up, everybody? 2 00:00:14.240 --> 00:00:20.199 Welcome to Patreon. I was gonna last week, if you remember, 3 00:00:20.359 --> 00:00:22.559 we we sort of started and it was called a 4 00:00:22.559 --> 00:00:29.559 fresh Fromage. But this week I was trying. I was 5 00:00:29.600 --> 00:00:31.399 going to try to go a little more Spanish, but 6 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:32.320 it didn't work out. 7 00:00:32.679 --> 00:00:35.840 I can't speak Spanish. And I grew up in Texas 8 00:00:35.960 --> 00:00:37.640 and then I have lived in California for a very 9 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:40.719 long time, Southern California not speak Spanish. 10 00:00:40.920 --> 00:00:46.159 I can say yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't speak 11 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:49.079 it either at all? What is wrong with us? I 12 00:00:49.240 --> 00:00:52.000 really want to be able to and I was very late. 13 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:55.200 My kids have My kids have taken at least three 14 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:57.960 years of Spanish each and they can't speak Spanish either. 15 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:01.200 You know, there's certain brains that can't. My dad had this, 16 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:04.959 my cousin had this. There's certain that it must be 17 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:07.239 genetic because it's my cousin on my dad's side. All 18 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.920 the noblers that I know, like, you're all pretty good 19 00:01:10.040 --> 00:01:15.560 at most like stuff, most subject subjects in school except 20 00:01:15.799 --> 00:01:20.120 foreign language. I was great writing English, pretty good in math, 21 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.920 very good at science. But I could not. I just 22 00:01:23.959 --> 00:01:25.760 can't do it. We don't have to go into all that. 23 00:01:25.920 --> 00:01:27.599 What if we just told the exact same story about 24 00:01:27.599 --> 00:01:34.200 French class and we forgot we already forgot, or like, 25 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:36.920 oh my god, did you hold you? And they're like what. 26 00:01:38.560 --> 00:01:40.280 You're like, were you the kind of person who really 27 00:01:40.319 --> 00:01:42.599 cared about like if you got good grades? And I'm like, 28 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:47.519 Cecily just talked about that, no knowing me, I'd be like, no, 29 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:51.920 I did not care at all. And okay, anyway today 30 00:01:52.280 --> 00:01:56.200 today dah dah, I love this thing. 31 00:01:56.480 --> 00:01:58.079 Before I get into the thing I want to talk 32 00:01:58.079 --> 00:02:01.040 about on your because you know, I have a PC. 33 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:03.120 I have a Mac and a PC, but my PC's 34 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:07.359 my main workstation. Well they both are, but at the bottom, 35 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:09.599 little news stories will come up and all the time 36 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:12.759 it will just say wildfire updates And then I'm like 37 00:02:12.840 --> 00:02:15.039 is there another is this old? Or is there another 38 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:19.280 fucking wildfire? And then I'll look on our wildfire app 39 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:23.360 and there is fire duty. Yeah, watch duty, watch duty? 40 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:26.360 Uh huh, I mean there's not they're not. I'm just 41 00:02:26.400 --> 00:02:29.039 a little nervous, if I may say about the fire thing, 42 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:31.919 because I thought someone told me they're like, well, we're 43 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:34.159 not gonna have fires for a long time because everything burned. 44 00:02:34.960 --> 00:02:37.400 So then I was hiking Monion the other day and 45 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:39.800 it was just like I was like, that looks really flammable. 46 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:43.280 There's lots of like straw everywhere, like literal straw, and 47 00:02:43.319 --> 00:02:45.599 someone's like that I was walking. I was like, yeah, yeah, 48 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:49.039 I mean for sure, I do wonder why we don't 49 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:52.479 remove that if we're you know, prone to these. 50 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:55.159 Fires, Like why don't we remove stuff like that? We 51 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:56.479 should have a whole team doing that. 52 00:02:57.159 --> 00:03:00.759 We should and we should be on it extra money 53 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:04.719 saying or to work off our community service? 54 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:10.439 What for yourself? I have a boot. I have to 55 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:13.280 wear a boot when I have seven years in prison. 56 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:16.400 I only get out to do the podcast. You're on 57 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.159 work release. You're like, here's the thing. I have to 58 00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:19.599 go home. 59 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:21.159 I have to do it from home because it's like 60 00:03:21.199 --> 00:03:23.599 a zoom thing. And they're like, it's just too loud 61 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:24.120 in the jail. 62 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:27.439 There's might people, you know, the TVs are so loud, 63 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:30.639 the clanking of the utensils when people are eating, right, 64 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:31.800 You're like, it's not. 65 00:03:32.199 --> 00:03:34.360 I mean, it's fine, Like I've gotten used to it, 66 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:36.680 even though I yes, I do have musophonia, but I 67 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:37.759 can't just for work. 68 00:03:37.840 --> 00:03:41.759 I can't. Can you imagine my musophonia in jail. I 69 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:43.520 mean I'm not putting you know, I'm not making fun 70 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:45.319 of people that have to go to jail. It sucks. 71 00:03:45.800 --> 00:03:47.800 I mean assuming that it was just they were framed. 72 00:03:49.800 --> 00:03:52.400 But like I just imagine, like if I had a 73 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:55.639 cell mate that was like super smacky, you know, I'd 74 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:57.520 be like, I don't know how to explain this. I'm 75 00:03:57.560 --> 00:04:01.639 a little neurotic. Yeah, are you eating like that? I 76 00:04:01.639 --> 00:04:03.080 don't think I would last very long. 77 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:05.439 What like if you were in if you had to 78 00:04:05.479 --> 00:04:07.400 go to prison, what do you think would be the 79 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:09.800 worst part of it for you? Oh my god, going 80 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:10.840 to the bathroom too? 81 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:13.120 I was gonna say that that was what I was 82 00:04:13.159 --> 00:04:15.199 going to say. How could you pool? 83 00:04:15.400 --> 00:04:15.479 Pa? 84 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:19.199 See? Why do they do that? They shouldn't do that, Listen. 85 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:22.079 I'm all for like you should, you know, do the crime, 86 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:23.680 do the time, like you know how I feel. But 87 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:26.319 like I don't give them at give them like a 88 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:31.120 separate give them a stall. Yeah. There should be stalls 89 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:31.720 for sure. 90 00:04:32.279 --> 00:04:34.920 For sure, even if you just have to go like 91 00:04:35.240 --> 00:04:37.720 go down the hall, Like it shouldn't just be in 92 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:39.959 you know what I mean. It should be like like 93 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:41.920 going down the hall to go to the bathroom. 94 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:44.279 No, what's interesting to me. So we're recording this early, 95 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:46.319 and this is going to go up, you know, a 96 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:48.519 little later than when we recorded it, just a peek 97 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:51.040 behind the curtain. By the time that this comes out, 98 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:54.040 we won't know we will know who the primary the 99 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:58.720 mayor will be in the primary election for our mayor. No, 100 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:02.639 I'm starting to me our governor governor. Well, both both primaries. 101 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:05.000 But I thought of it because it was like, well, 102 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:07.399 there's stire, so you got I'm not going to influence 103 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:10.439 anybody because this is already everyone already voted. But he 104 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:12.879 was like, that's somebody if I could go back in time, 105 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.000 I That's not the first person I'd talked to. But 106 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:17.560 I'd be like, hey, since you're funding all these prisons, 107 00:05:18.079 --> 00:05:21.360 could you make some stalls? Be something I'd say to him. 108 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:24.279 But it doesn't matter what I say now because it's 109 00:05:24.279 --> 00:05:25.000 already happened. 110 00:05:25.759 --> 00:05:29.800 It has, But but would I I want to say 111 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:33.199 something about it that even though it's already happened. What 112 00:05:33.319 --> 00:05:36.399 I want to say is that I guess earlier in 113 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:38.439 the week I said on our show, I was like, 114 00:05:38.480 --> 00:05:40.800 I told you that I was kind of like feeling 115 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.160 I was feeling some type of way about Tom Steier, 116 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:47.680 and I still am I'm still kind of a decision. 117 00:05:48.040 --> 00:05:51.240 People are yeah, but you know, what, did you because 118 00:05:51.279 --> 00:05:55.000 you're you're you're a thread scale like me, and oh 119 00:05:55.040 --> 00:05:58.879 my god, they have come so hard for Mark Ruffalo. 120 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:02.000 I know, I'm not all I don't want to go 121 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:06.279 into that, but he I think that him endorsing Styer 122 00:06:06.360 --> 00:06:09.120 is fine, and I did so did Jane Fonda, who, 123 00:06:09.199 --> 00:06:13.360 by the way, also endorsed Herne Bass. You know, people 124 00:06:13.439 --> 00:06:15.079 can listen or not listen to whatever, but I have 125 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:18.319 no issue with endorsing Styre. I think he's great. I'm 126 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:20.800 I haven't voted yet. I will have by the time 127 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.279 you hear this. But I'm waiting to the very last 128 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:24.879 second because it's a little bit torn. 129 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:29.120 I'm waiting to better debater. I think he's a better debater. Yeah, 130 00:06:29.160 --> 00:06:31.000 it's just whether. I mean, we can't get it. We 131 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:33.360 can't litigate this right now because it's done. 132 00:06:33.759 --> 00:06:34.959 It's done. I just what. 133 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:39.319 I was horrified to open threads and everybody was going crazy. 134 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:43.839 Mark Revello, I thought you were I'm just so disobed. 135 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.000 I thought you were a good guy. But it's like, okay, 136 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:49.439 but he's just not voting for the person you want. 137 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:54.000 Like it's exactly, are we really crazy people? Those are 138 00:06:54.040 --> 00:06:55.399 bot Like that's crazy people. 139 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:56.920 I know. I just don't. I don't like. 140 00:06:56.920 --> 00:07:01.839 Progressives canceling progressives. Can't we just all be under the 141 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:04.600 same don't we all kind of want the right thing? 142 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:08.399 Yes? Yeah, anyway, anyway. 143 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:09.839 Yes, I think either one though is like, you know, 144 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:13.319 I'm for whatever Democrat you know personally, Yeah, I just 145 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.720 whoever whoever it is, we are going to get behind it. 146 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:20.199 Okay, I'm gonna tell you. I'm going to tell you 147 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:24.879 a little. I don't often share tales like you never 148 00:07:25.000 --> 00:07:27.839 did because I don't want for many reasons. One because 149 00:07:27.839 --> 00:07:30.399 I don't want guys to think that I'm just gonna 150 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.600 like tell their stuff. You know, I'm not. So this 151 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.399 isn't that I'm not going to do that, and I'm 152 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:37.040 usually pretty good about it, right, Like, I don't I'm 153 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:39.920 not gonna, Yeah, you never tell stuff. But also this 154 00:07:40.000 --> 00:07:42.560 is Patreon. It's Patreon. But also I just want to 155 00:07:42.560 --> 00:07:44.600 make sure, like guys I go out with or if 156 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:46.199 I might, if I meet someone on bumble, I just 157 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:47.920 don't want them to think I'm gonna like talk shit 158 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:50.480 this is the first thing is not that at all. 159 00:07:50.639 --> 00:07:52.600 And I may have mentioned this to you before. I 160 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:55.319 probably did, but this just made me laugh. So I 161 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:59.079 was on Instagram and some guy there was I don't 162 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.040 remember what the content was, but there was like a 163 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:04.480 funny video that someone posted right okay, and then under 164 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:07.279 that video someone commented something really funny and I don't 165 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:10.000 remember who, what they said or whatever, but I clicked 166 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:12.439 down their profile and I was like, I'm going to 167 00:08:12.519 --> 00:08:14.079 be really good friends with this guy. I mean, like, 168 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:18.240 he's so cute guy, so cute, he's so funny, I 169 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:20.639 love his comments, he's so cute. He plays the piano. 170 00:08:20.759 --> 00:08:23.879 Did I tell you this? No, I'm like, he's got 171 00:08:23.920 --> 00:08:25.879 the hair. Like I'm like, oh my god, so I 172 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:30.800 follow him your hair? You grant hair for sure? How many? 173 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:35.320 I don't remember. Not that many. Oh he's English, very important, 174 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:39.120 He's lives in England. But I'm like, oh my god, 175 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:40.960 I think that this is like but not like but 176 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:44.759 he wasn't like influencer level, no, not at all. Just 177 00:08:44.759 --> 00:08:47.720 a cute, funny guy who commented something funny and plays 178 00:08:47.720 --> 00:08:50.639 the piano. I'm like, I've never even seen anything like this. Okay, 179 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:53.559 So I follow him. He follows me back. I'm feeling 180 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.600 really excited. I'm like, so I deep dive as I do, 181 00:08:56.639 --> 00:08:58.759 and it's not hard. Really. You can just click on 182 00:08:58.799 --> 00:09:01.279 five things and you know everything. Click on fight five 183 00:09:01.320 --> 00:09:03.960 clicks and you know everything. So I found a video. 184 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:06.759 In one of those videos, he was like, oh my god, 185 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:10.080 today's the big Today's the birthday. And then I scroll 186 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:14.039 a little bit. Yeah, I was turning thirty. I know, 187 00:09:14.399 --> 00:09:15.919 but you can't tell anymore. 188 00:09:16.080 --> 00:09:19.679 It's so hard to tell. It's really I swear. I 189 00:09:19.720 --> 00:09:22.200 mean I knew he was younger. I mean I thought 190 00:09:22.360 --> 00:09:26.440 maybe I was hoping forty because I feel like that's fine, but. 191 00:09:29.279 --> 00:09:32.039 It couldn't see did he reach out, did he try 192 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.360 to DM you? No, not even a little bit. He's 193 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:37.799 living his life as a you know, thirty something, early 194 00:09:37.840 --> 00:09:41.480 thirty something. But in my mind, I'm like, wow, he's 195 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:45.399 also probably even if he was forty five, he also 196 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:47.240 probably doesn't think the way I think, because he's like, 197 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:49.519 oh this is cute. You know this American followed me 198 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:51.279 if all aback like, he's not giving it any thought. 199 00:09:51.279 --> 00:09:55.000 He's just living his life in England. Like not everyone 200 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:57.519 that follows you or likes your comment is supposed to 201 00:09:57.559 --> 00:09:59.120 be in your life. 202 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:03.480 Well that's not how we see the world though. No, No, 203 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:05.759 because you're like, it's a magical thing. I wouldn't have 204 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:07.879 if I had not seen this, I wouldn't have. Then 205 00:10:07.919 --> 00:10:12.480 his piano playing, it's so soulful. He's an old soul. 206 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:19.879 Even though I'm married, and that just happened, I'm married, Yeah, exactly, exactly, 207 00:10:21.320 --> 00:10:25.320 even though I'm married. I have to say that happens 208 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:27.759 with me too, though sometimes like just on a kind 209 00:10:27.759 --> 00:10:30.120 of a friendship, like I'll see something and then I'll go, 210 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:32.840 oh my god, that got that is so funny. That 211 00:10:32.919 --> 00:10:36.200 is so my sense of humor. Yes, it happened on TikTok. 212 00:10:36.720 --> 00:10:40.240 I started a video came up. This guy was so absurd, 213 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.080 it's just ridiculous. Okay, this was the video that came up. 214 00:10:43.440 --> 00:10:45.720 He was like, I'm going to show you I'm doing 215 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:48.799 a how to video on how to put a tail 216 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:52.320 in all on the car tire. So you think it's 217 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:55.440 going to be because it does something like this is 218 00:10:55.480 --> 00:10:57.519 going to show you it's going to do a cool 219 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:00.320 thing when you drive, it's going to leave a white line. No, 220 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:03.759 it's literally just he puts a chilte on top of 221 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:06.960 a car tire and he's like okay, and then that's it. 222 00:11:06.960 --> 00:11:09.279 It's so our sense of humor. And he does so 223 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:12.639 many things like that. So and then the people are 224 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:14.879 really funny in the comments too, because they're just like 225 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:19.440 it's well, my car, my car doesn't look is better 226 00:11:19.480 --> 00:11:22.039 with advil or you know something, or like my car 227 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:25.200 responds better to advil or something, it does your car 228 00:11:25.279 --> 00:11:27.159 have a headache? Like people are being kind of funny 229 00:11:27.159 --> 00:11:29.919 in the comments. But and the one thing that he 230 00:11:30.000 --> 00:11:33.320 does that's very magical is he responds to people all 231 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:35.919 the time. So like I made a comment and then 232 00:11:35.960 --> 00:11:39.159 he commented back like something, and I was like, oh 233 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:42.480 my god. Then you look he only has like I 234 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:44.559 really have, like I don't know, not a ton of 235 00:11:44.600 --> 00:11:46.440 followers like ten thousand like something. 236 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:48.720 He buddies with him. Well that's what I'm saying. 237 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:50.919 I was like, well, we're going to start collaborating, like 238 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:54.159 we're gonna yes, well, you know, he's going to see. 239 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:56.519 He's going to see that I'm super funny too and 240 00:11:56.559 --> 00:11:59.919 that I get it. And it's rare. But it's not 241 00:12:00.159 --> 00:12:03.200 that rare on something like that because all of his 242 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:05.480 comments are from people that are being funny to get 243 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:08.759 it right, right, but you think you're the one that's 244 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:11.039 gonna break through, yes, and like yes, I was like, 245 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.360 he's gonna he's gonna go look at my page and 246 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:16.080 he's gonna be like, oh hold on one minute, please, 247 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:17.360 pa shit, we need. 248 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:20.639 To be friends? Yeah, well I want to step further. 249 00:12:20.679 --> 00:12:23.320 And I'm like, this is my husband, right right, I 250 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:26.279 know what I'm saying. Floppy hair, he's British, he's funny, 251 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:29.200 and he plays a piano like I'm gonna fall off 252 00:12:29.200 --> 00:12:31.639 a clip, Like I can't handle. This is insane, right, 253 00:12:31.679 --> 00:12:36.799 it's too perfect. It's yeah, I'm like what, uh okay, 254 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:40.000 So here's another one. Okay, this one's not as hopeful 255 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:42.440 as the British guy that I will probably still marry 256 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:46.159 if he's open to it. I'm just saying, listen, I mean, 257 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:49.039 you know, don't you sometimes want me and I'm serious 258 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:51.159 about this, don't you kind of wish for me to 259 00:12:51.200 --> 00:12:53.720 be a little bit more like our friend Chelsea? Remember 260 00:12:53.720 --> 00:12:56.360 we remember the days where she'd I'd come in crying 261 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:58.519 to the improv because some guy, and she'd be like, 262 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.399 fuck that guy, let's go do a set, don't you 263 00:13:01.799 --> 00:13:04.759 don't you wish that for me? I like, if I yeah, 264 00:13:04.799 --> 00:13:06.559 some in that I would just go hook up with 265 00:13:06.679 --> 00:13:08.720 I just go to England. Hey, next time in England, Neil. 266 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:11.399 Let's look, woun't that be fun? Yeah? 267 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:14.320 But as we discussed, was it on was it? No, 268 00:13:14.399 --> 00:13:17.039 it's just on a regular show like the Russell Crow thing. 269 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:17.879 It's like, I can't. 270 00:13:17.960 --> 00:13:18.399 I couldn't. 271 00:13:18.480 --> 00:13:19.960 I don't think I could get out of my head 272 00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:23.600 enough to just go like we're going to be fuck buddies, right. 273 00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:27.039 No, you can? I mean I think I think one 274 00:13:27.159 --> 00:13:31.000 can do it on vacation. Yeah, I fucked up. I've 275 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:32.919 done not that you know. Yeah, I've definitely hooked up 276 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:35.919 without getting attached in England, I have no But could 277 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:38.320 I with someone who's thirty? That's that's where I want 278 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:41.200 to summon my Chelsea mm hmm. She would not give 279 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:44.200 a fuck about it, wouldn't even cross her mind to 280 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:47.720 worry about our age. Yeah, that's where I'm That's where 281 00:13:47.720 --> 00:13:49.919 I'm headed with them. But then what if he got 282 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:52.039 probably what would happen is he'd get to attached to 283 00:13:52.159 --> 00:13:55.679 me to mah, yeah, and then how are you gonna 284 00:13:55.720 --> 00:13:59.519 let him down? I don't know that's the tricky part. Okay, 285 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:00.399 I'm trying to find this. 286 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.399 I have to go to my I sent this to 287 00:14:03.480 --> 00:14:06.600 my friend, our friend ken hold on, let me find it. 288 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:10.720 Okay, let me find this. So this is a different situation. 289 00:14:10.519 --> 00:14:14.840 Okay, of a totally different This is the opposite situation. 290 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:18.679 Okay, I'm scrolling around. Oh my god, we text so much. 291 00:14:18.720 --> 00:14:20.440 I'm on a we're on a wordl thread, and it's 292 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:22.320 just where we have all these games we play with 293 00:14:22.639 --> 00:14:25.960 another guy. To go back and find this, I'm gonna 294 00:14:26.000 --> 00:14:29.559 find it. Look, I had it ready to go. You 295 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:31.559 tell us another story really quick while I find this. 296 00:14:31.600 --> 00:14:33.600 All right, well, I'm going to try to guess the 297 00:14:33.679 --> 00:14:36.279 problem with this was it? Is he a scientologist? 298 00:14:36.919 --> 00:14:37.159 No? 299 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.200 I wish because Okay, I found it. Okay, I found it. 300 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.120 This is insane. I don't know why my phone made 301 00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:45.399 it really weird. So I'm scrolling, you know, on whatever bubble. 302 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:47.960 And the thing is like, there is an app for 303 00:14:48.120 --> 00:14:53.000 people beautiful people who are into like no, I don't 304 00:14:53.000 --> 00:14:55.600 want to say non, they're into like kinkier stuff. 305 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:58.519 There's an app called Field. I'm not on that for obvious, 306 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.039 you know, I'm just not. That's a okay, okay that 307 00:15:01.080 --> 00:15:02.759 people are not on it. 308 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:05.000 I love that you're having to convince. You're like it's 309 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:07.840 okay that I'm not into like super kinky stuff, like. 310 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:11.080 You're super allowed to do it. I have almost all 311 00:15:11.120 --> 00:15:13.559 my friends. I'm like, really, the last pulled out here 312 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:16.879 because you know we've all gone through bumble. So okay, 313 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:18.919 this is this guy's bio. And I'm not saying his 314 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.720 name so it doesn't matter, but his bio. My cats 315 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:26.200 think I'm awesome. Okay, period ted Talk and Chill. I 316 00:15:26.720 --> 00:15:29.480 swear to god, it like swallowed my tongue. I was like, 317 00:15:29.960 --> 00:15:33.120 oh my god, that is the cringiest. So it's a 318 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:36.679 take on Netflix and Chill, which are cringe. Yeah, no, 319 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:40.320 I'm horrified. I'm just it's talk and chill. Okay. Then 320 00:15:40.360 --> 00:15:42.840 it just says he says the cities that he lives in, 321 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:44.759 which are not La which I'm not going to say. 322 00:15:44.759 --> 00:15:47.159 The city is just in case looking to meet wonderful 323 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:51.039 people for casual but meaningful relationships. Open to spicy or 324 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:55.399 vanilla play. Vanilla play. Vanilla play is not play. 325 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:58.519 It gets worse. Yeah, we just we're just vanilla. You 326 00:15:58.559 --> 00:16:00.200 don't add play to it. There's we don't need to. 327 00:16:00.440 --> 00:16:04.559 Then he goes not single, married, ethically, non monogamous, Holly 328 00:16:04.639 --> 00:16:08.159 as fuck. It gets worse. I mean if whatever you like. 329 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:09.759 I just I was like. 330 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.440 I now I want to sue bumble because we're supposed 331 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:14.360 to be protected here. 332 00:16:15.159 --> 00:16:15.639 It's worse. 333 00:16:15.879 --> 00:16:18.360 Why can't we have a little bit of kink shaming 334 00:16:18.360 --> 00:16:21.440 in our lives? Like I'm not saying like not everybody, 335 00:16:21.519 --> 00:16:24.879 but like why why why? Like when did it just 336 00:16:24.919 --> 00:16:27.759 get so normal that like everybody has to. 337 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:30.799 Be some it's not. It's not that it's just on 338 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:33.639 the thing and it's totally fine, okay, sin, So he's 339 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:35.759 not single, he's married, So first of all, lead with that, 340 00:16:35.919 --> 00:16:38.679 say because that's a big thing that people polly, it's 341 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:41.159 gonna it's gonna work itself out, it'll go. But right 342 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:44.360 now it's very you know e e n m ethically 343 00:16:44.440 --> 00:16:47.240 non monoga. Put that at the very top because I'm 344 00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:49.639 he didn't have to, cause the photo was bad enough. 345 00:16:49.840 --> 00:16:53.799 But then he says dom slash So he's a dominate, 346 00:16:53.960 --> 00:16:57.159 she's a dom slash top. So now he's saying that 347 00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:01.320 when he's in relationships, I guess with men, he's he's 348 00:17:01.360 --> 00:17:05.799 the top. Then he puts slash shabari, which is feet 349 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:10.759 play play no, and then it says, ask for my fetish. 350 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:15.160 Then there's a p that's not even your fetish. That's 351 00:17:15.200 --> 00:17:17.720 not even your fetish. We haven't even gotten to your fetish. 352 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:21.039 You're like a bari. But that's not even the thing. 353 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:24.440 Nope, that's not the thing. Then there's a watermelon, so 354 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:26.839 he wants to free Palestine, so that has to go 355 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.920 in his fucking bumble. Then no turfs, okay, and then 356 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:32.799 thirteen twelve, which then I had to look up, which 357 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:36.400 is an angel number, Stephanie, I have never literally in 358 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:38.960 my life been. And then we can't. 359 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:42.200 No turfs, so it's also like an anti trans thing. 360 00:17:43.160 --> 00:17:47.440 I think. I think turfs are bad, right, aren't turfs? What? 361 00:17:47.960 --> 00:17:48.119 Oh? 362 00:17:48.200 --> 00:17:50.880 No turfs? Okay, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's good. 363 00:17:50.920 --> 00:17:53.400 But then thirteen twelve his angel number. 364 00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:57.000 I've like, well you got he had me at no turf, 365 00:17:57.160 --> 00:18:00.440 so that about a down Topari asked for my fetish 366 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:03.119 watermelon thirteen. This is what I don't under I don't 367 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:06.079 understand at all the ask for my fetish. You just 368 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:09.000 told us you're fetish. We're done, Like that's enough fet 369 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:09.759 How many fetish. 370 00:18:10.440 --> 00:18:12.759 There's more. So then there's a photo and I can't 371 00:18:12.759 --> 00:18:15.279 describe it and we don't want to physical shame. But 372 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.599 it's the worst thing I've had. I mean, I've literally 373 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:20.839 never seen anyone that looks like this. It's it's it's 374 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:22.799 it's like in Girl, did you I forget if you 375 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:28.160 watched Girls, there's a character there was a character on Girls, 376 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.960 and Lena Donna, I believe, said she's like, you're like 377 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:36.519 if the Pacific Northwest knitted a man. So that kind 378 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:38.599 of just tells you what but somehow worse than that, 379 00:18:38.759 --> 00:18:42.039 like not even that good, like maybe one hundred and 380 00:18:42.119 --> 00:18:45.160 ten pounds, just the worst thing. And then so he 381 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:47.559 one of the prompts is a pro and con of 382 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:50.720 dating me. Oh no, open to cuties. We want to 383 00:18:50.799 --> 00:18:53.160 join my partner and I for fun, but open to 384 00:18:53.160 --> 00:18:56.119 one on one with really special people. She's small and 385 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.559 cute and he smelled, he spelled small smol to be 386 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:03.880 like strick you and okay, literally the worst thing I've 387 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:04.240 ever seen. 388 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:09.160 He should be this guy should seriously consider quitting while 389 00:19:09.160 --> 00:19:12.000 he's ahead, Like if he looks like that, like you 390 00:19:12.000 --> 00:19:16.480 already have somebody, sir, yes, sir and she's small, smo 391 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:19.400 L thank you, and we're looking for like v vanilla 392 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:23.000 play or kinky fetish foot play, but also ask for 393 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:23.880 our fetish, Like. 394 00:19:24.039 --> 00:19:27.039 Yeah, what else? What else is your fetish? 395 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:27.359 Right? 396 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:31.240 You're done, You're fetish? Rumble dude, what the fuck off 397 00:19:31.279 --> 00:19:33.799 my bumble? How dare you? 398 00:19:34.200 --> 00:19:36.839 I think I am gonna assume if I started like 399 00:19:36.839 --> 00:19:39.880 a class action do it? Oh my god, I think 400 00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:43.599 I will. I was gonna say, but don't unless you 401 00:19:43.880 --> 00:19:46.680