Speaker 1: What's up, everybody?
Speaker 2: Welcome to Patreon. I was gonna last week, if you remember,
Speaker 2: we we sort of started and it was called a
Speaker 2: fresh Fromage. But this week I was trying. I was
Speaker 2: going to try to go a little more Spanish, but
Speaker 2: it didn't work out.
Speaker 1: I can't speak Spanish. And I grew up in Texas
Speaker 1: and then I have lived in California for a very
Speaker 1: long time, Southern California not speak Spanish.
Speaker 2: I can say yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't speak
Speaker 2: it either at all? What is wrong with us? I
Speaker 2: really want to be able to and I was very late.
Speaker 2: My kids have My kids have taken at least three
Speaker 2: years of Spanish each and they can't speak Spanish either.
Speaker 1: You know, there's certain brains that can't. My dad had this,
Speaker 1: my cousin had this. There's certain that it must be
Speaker 1: genetic because it's my cousin on my dad's side. All
Speaker 1: the noblers that I know, like, you're all pretty good
Speaker 1: at most like stuff, most subject subjects in school except
Speaker 1: foreign language. I was great writing English, pretty good in math,
Speaker 1: very good at science. But I could not. I just
Speaker 1: can't do it. We don't have to go into all that.
Speaker 1: What if we just told the exact same story about
Speaker 1: French class and we forgot we already forgot, or like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, did you hold you? And they're like what.
Speaker 2: You're like, were you the kind of person who really
Speaker 2: cared about like if you got good grades? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: Cecily just talked about that, no knowing me, I'd be like, no,
Speaker 2: I did not care at all. And okay, anyway today
Speaker 2: today dah dah, I love this thing.
Speaker 1: Before I get into the thing I want to talk
Speaker 1: about on your because you know, I have a PC.
Speaker 1: I have a Mac and a PC, but my PC's
Speaker 1: my main workstation. Well they both are, but at the bottom,
Speaker 1: little news stories will come up and all the time
Speaker 1: it will just say wildfire updates And then I'm like
Speaker 1: is there another is this old? Or is there another
Speaker 1: fucking wildfire? And then I'll look on our wildfire app
Speaker 1: and there is fire duty. Yeah, watch duty, watch duty?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, I mean there's not they're not. I'm just
Speaker 1: a little nervous, if I may say about the fire thing,
Speaker 1: because I thought someone told me they're like, well, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna have fires for a long time because everything burned.
Speaker 1: So then I was hiking Monion the other day and
Speaker 1: it was just like I was like, that looks really flammable.
Speaker 2: There's lots of like straw everywhere, like literal straw, and
Speaker 2: someone's like that I was walking. I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean for sure, I do wonder why we don't
Speaker 2: remove that if we're you know, prone to these.
Speaker 1: Fires, Like why don't we remove stuff like that? We
Speaker 1: should have a whole team doing that.
Speaker 2: We should and we should be on it extra money
Speaker 2: saying or to work off our community service?
Speaker 1: What for yourself? I have a boot. I have to
Speaker 1: wear a boot when I have seven years in prison.
Speaker 1: I only get out to do the podcast. You're on
Speaker 1: work release. You're like, here's the thing. I have to
Speaker 1: go home.
Speaker 2: I have to do it from home because it's like
Speaker 2: a zoom thing. And they're like, it's just too loud
Speaker 2: in the jail.
Speaker 1: There's might people, you know, the TVs are so loud,
Speaker 1: the clanking of the utensils when people are eating, right,
Speaker 1: You're like, it's not.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine, Like I've gotten used to it,
Speaker 2: even though I yes, I do have musophonia, but I
Speaker 2: can't just for work.
Speaker 1: I can't. Can you imagine my musophonia in jail. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm not putting you know, I'm not making fun
Speaker 1: of people that have to go to jail. It sucks.
Speaker 1: I mean assuming that it was just they were framed.
Speaker 1: But like I just imagine, like if I had a
Speaker 1: cell mate that was like super smacky, you know, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, I don't know how to explain this. I'm
Speaker 1: a little neurotic. Yeah, are you eating like that? I
Speaker 1: don't think I would last very long.
Speaker 2: What like if you were in if you had to
Speaker 2: go to prison, what do you think would be the
Speaker 2: worst part of it for you? Oh my god, going
Speaker 2: to the bathroom too?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that that was what I was
Speaker 1: going to say. How could you pool?
Speaker 2: Pa?
Speaker 1: See? Why do they do that? They shouldn't do that, Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm all for like you should, you know, do the crime,
Speaker 1: do the time, like you know how I feel. But
Speaker 1: like I don't give them at give them like a
Speaker 1: separate give them a stall. Yeah. There should be stalls
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: For sure, even if you just have to go like
Speaker 2: go down the hall, Like it shouldn't just be in
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It should be like like
Speaker 2: going down the hall to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, what's interesting to me. So we're recording this early,
Speaker 1: and this is going to go up, you know, a
Speaker 1: little later than when we recorded it, just a peek
Speaker 1: behind the curtain. By the time that this comes out,
Speaker 1: we won't know we will know who the primary the
Speaker 1: mayor will be in the primary election for our mayor. No,
Speaker 1: I'm starting to me our governor governor. Well, both both primaries.
Speaker 1: But I thought of it because it was like, well,
Speaker 1: there's stire, so you got I'm not going to influence
Speaker 1: anybody because this is already everyone already voted. But he
Speaker 1: was like, that's somebody if I could go back in time,
Speaker 1: I That's not the first person I'd talked to. But
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, since you're funding all these prisons,
Speaker 1: could you make some stalls? Be something I'd say to him.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter what I say now because it's
Speaker 1: already happened.
Speaker 2: It has, But but would I I want to say
Speaker 2: something about it that even though it's already happened. What
Speaker 2: I want to say is that I guess earlier in
Speaker 2: the week I said on our show, I was like,
Speaker 2: I told you that I was kind of like feeling
Speaker 2: I was feeling some type of way about Tom Steier,
Speaker 2: and I still am I'm still kind of a decision.
Speaker 2: People are yeah, but you know, what, did you because
Speaker 2: you're you're you're a thread scale like me, and oh
Speaker 2: my god, they have come so hard for Mark Ruffalo.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not all I don't want to go
Speaker 1: into that, but he I think that him endorsing Styer
Speaker 1: is fine, and I did so did Jane Fonda, who,
Speaker 1: by the way, also endorsed Herne Bass. You know, people
Speaker 1: can listen or not listen to whatever, but I have
Speaker 1: no issue with endorsing Styre. I think he's great. I'm
Speaker 1: I haven't voted yet. I will have by the time
Speaker 1: you hear this. But I'm waiting to the very last
Speaker 1: second because it's a little bit torn.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting to better debater. I think he's a better debater. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just whether. I mean, we can't get it. We
Speaker 2: can't litigate this right now because it's done.
Speaker 1: It's done. I just what.
Speaker 2: I was horrified to open threads and everybody was going crazy.
Speaker 2: Mark Revello, I thought you were I'm just so disobed.
Speaker 1: I thought you were a good guy. But it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: but he's just not voting for the person you want.
Speaker 2: Like it's exactly, are we really crazy people? Those are
Speaker 2: bot Like that's crazy people.
Speaker 1: I know. I just don't. I don't like.
Speaker 2: Progressives canceling progressives. Can't we just all be under the
Speaker 2: same don't we all kind of want the right thing?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, anyway, anyway.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think either one though is like, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm for whatever Democrat you know personally, Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: whoever whoever it is, we are going to get behind it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna tell you. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: a little. I don't often share tales like you never
Speaker 1: did because I don't want for many reasons. One because
Speaker 1: I don't want guys to think that I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: like tell their stuff. You know, I'm not. So this
Speaker 1: isn't that I'm not going to do that, and I'm
Speaker 1: usually pretty good about it, right, Like, I don't I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna, Yeah, you never tell stuff. But also this
Speaker 1: is Patreon. It's Patreon. But also I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure, like guys I go out with or if
Speaker 1: I might, if I meet someone on bumble, I just
Speaker 1: don't want them to think I'm gonna like talk shit
Speaker 1: this is the first thing is not that at all.
Speaker 1: And I may have mentioned this to you before. I
Speaker 1: probably did, but this just made me laugh. So I
Speaker 1: was on Instagram and some guy there was I don't
Speaker 1: remember what the content was, but there was like a
Speaker 1: funny video that someone posted right okay, and then under
Speaker 1: that video someone commented something really funny and I don't
Speaker 1: remember who, what they said or whatever, but I clicked
Speaker 1: down their profile and I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: be really good friends with this guy. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: he's so cute guy, so cute, he's so funny, I
Speaker 1: love his comments, he's so cute. He plays the piano.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you this? No, I'm like, he's got
Speaker 1: the hair. Like I'm like, oh my god, so I
Speaker 1: follow him your hair? You grant hair for sure? How many?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Not that many. Oh he's English, very important,
Speaker 1: He's lives in England. But I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I think that this is like but not like but
Speaker 1: he wasn't like influencer level, no, not at all. Just
Speaker 1: a cute, funny guy who commented something funny and plays
Speaker 1: the piano. I'm like, I've never even seen anything like this. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I follow him. He follows me back. I'm feeling
Speaker 1: really excited. I'm like, so I deep dive as I do,
Speaker 1: and it's not hard. Really. You can just click on
Speaker 1: five things and you know everything. Click on fight five
Speaker 1: clicks and you know everything. So I found a video.
Speaker 1: In one of those videos, he was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: today's the big Today's the birthday. And then I scroll
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, I was turning thirty. I know,
Speaker 1: but you can't tell anymore.
Speaker 2: It's so hard to tell. It's really I swear. I
Speaker 2: mean I knew he was younger. I mean I thought
Speaker 2: maybe I was hoping forty because I feel like that's fine, but.
Speaker 1: It couldn't see did he reach out, did he try
Speaker 1: to DM you? No, not even a little bit. He's
Speaker 1: living his life as a you know, thirty something, early
Speaker 1: thirty something. But in my mind, I'm like, wow, he's
Speaker 1: also probably even if he was forty five, he also
Speaker 1: probably doesn't think the way I think, because he's like,
Speaker 1: oh this is cute. You know this American followed me
Speaker 1: if all aback like, he's not giving it any thought.
Speaker 1: He's just living his life in England. Like not everyone
Speaker 1: that follows you or likes your comment is supposed to
Speaker 1: be in your life.
Speaker 2: Well that's not how we see the world though. No, No,
Speaker 2: because you're like, it's a magical thing. I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: if I had not seen this, I wouldn't have. Then
Speaker 2: his piano playing, it's so soulful. He's an old soul.
Speaker 2: Even though I'm married, and that just happened, I'm married, Yeah, exactly, exactly,
Speaker 2: even though I'm married. I have to say that happens
Speaker 2: with me too, though sometimes like just on a kind
Speaker 2: of a friendship, like I'll see something and then I'll go,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that got that is so funny. That
Speaker 2: is so my sense of humor. Yes, it happened on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I started a video came up. This guy was so absurd,
Speaker 2: it's just ridiculous. Okay, this was the video that came up.
Speaker 2: He was like, I'm going to show you I'm doing
Speaker 2: a how to video on how to put a tail
Speaker 2: in all on the car tire. So you think it's
Speaker 2: going to be because it does something like this is
Speaker 2: going to show you it's going to do a cool
Speaker 2: thing when you drive, it's going to leave a white line. No,
Speaker 2: it's literally just he puts a chilte on top of
Speaker 2: a car tire and he's like okay, and then that's it.
Speaker 2: It's so our sense of humor. And he does so
Speaker 2: many things like that. So and then the people are
Speaker 2: really funny in the comments too, because they're just like
Speaker 2: it's well, my car, my car doesn't look is better
Speaker 2: with advil or you know something, or like my car
Speaker 2: responds better to advil or something, it does your car
Speaker 2: have a headache? Like people are being kind of funny
Speaker 2: in the comments. But and the one thing that he
Speaker 2: does that's very magical is he responds to people all
Speaker 2: the time. So like I made a comment and then
Speaker 2: he commented back like something, and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. Then you look he only has like I
Speaker 2: really have, like I don't know, not a ton of
Speaker 2: followers like ten thousand like something.
Speaker 1: He buddies with him. Well that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I was like, well, we're going to start collaborating, like
Speaker 2: we're gonna yes, well, you know, he's going to see.
Speaker 2: He's going to see that I'm super funny too and
Speaker 2: that I get it. And it's rare. But it's not
Speaker 2: that rare on something like that because all of his
Speaker 2: comments are from people that are being funny to get
Speaker 2: it right, right, but you think you're the one that's
Speaker 2: gonna break through, yes, and like yes, I was like,
Speaker 2: he's gonna he's gonna go look at my page and
Speaker 2: he's gonna be like, oh hold on one minute, please,
Speaker 2: pa shit, we need.
Speaker 1: To be friends? Yeah, well I want to step further.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, this is my husband, right right, I
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Floppy hair, he's British, he's funny,
Speaker 1: and he plays a piano like I'm gonna fall off
Speaker 1: a clip, Like I can't handle. This is insane, right,
Speaker 1: it's too perfect. It's yeah, I'm like what, uh okay,
Speaker 1: So here's another one. Okay, this one's not as hopeful
Speaker 1: as the British guy that I will probably still marry
Speaker 1: if he's open to it. I'm just saying, listen, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, don't you sometimes want me and I'm serious
Speaker 1: about this, don't you kind of wish for me to
Speaker 1: be a little bit more like our friend Chelsea? Remember
Speaker 1: we remember the days where she'd I'd come in crying
Speaker 1: to the improv because some guy, and she'd be like,
Speaker 1: fuck that guy, let's go do a set, don't you
Speaker 1: don't you wish that for me? I like, if I yeah,
Speaker 1: some in that I would just go hook up with
Speaker 1: I just go to England. Hey, next time in England, Neil.
Speaker 1: Let's look, woun't that be fun? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But as we discussed, was it on was it? No,
Speaker 2: it's just on a regular show like the Russell Crow thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could get out of my head
Speaker 2: enough to just go like we're going to be fuck buddies, right.
Speaker 1: No, you can? I mean I think I think one
Speaker 1: can do it on vacation. Yeah, I fucked up. I've
Speaker 1: done not that you know. Yeah, I've definitely hooked up
Speaker 1: without getting attached in England, I have no But could
Speaker 1: I with someone who's thirty? That's that's where I want
Speaker 1: to summon my Chelsea mm hmm. She would not give
Speaker 1: a fuck about it, wouldn't even cross her mind to
Speaker 1: worry about our age. Yeah, that's where I'm That's where
Speaker 1: I'm headed with them. But then what if he got
Speaker 1: probably what would happen is he'd get to attached to
Speaker 1: me to mah, yeah, and then how are you gonna
Speaker 1: let him down? I don't know that's the tricky part. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find this.
Speaker 2: I have to go to my I sent this to
Speaker 2: my friend, our friend ken hold on, let me find it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me find this. So this is a different situation.
Speaker 2: Okay, of a totally different This is the opposite situation.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm scrolling around. Oh my god, we text so much.
Speaker 1: I'm on a we're on a wordl thread, and it's
Speaker 1: just where we have all these games we play with
Speaker 1: another guy. To go back and find this, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find it. Look, I had it ready to go. You
Speaker 1: tell us another story really quick while I find this.
Speaker 2: All right, well, I'm going to try to guess the
Speaker 2: problem with this was it? Is he a scientologist?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I wish because Okay, I found it. Okay, I found it.
Speaker 2: This is insane. I don't know why my phone made
Speaker 2: it really weird. So I'm scrolling, you know, on whatever bubble.
Speaker 2: And the thing is like, there is an app for
Speaker 2: people beautiful people who are into like no, I don't
Speaker 2: want to say non, they're into like kinkier stuff.
Speaker 1: There's an app called Field. I'm not on that for obvious,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just not. That's a okay, okay that
Speaker 1: people are not on it.
Speaker 2: I love that you're having to convince. You're like it's
Speaker 2: okay that I'm not into like super kinky stuff, like.
Speaker 1: You're super allowed to do it. I have almost all
Speaker 1: my friends. I'm like, really, the last pulled out here
Speaker 1: because you know we've all gone through bumble. So okay,
Speaker 1: this is this guy's bio. And I'm not saying his
Speaker 1: name so it doesn't matter, but his bio. My cats
Speaker 1: think I'm awesome. Okay, period ted Talk and Chill. I
Speaker 1: swear to god, it like swallowed my tongue. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that is the cringiest. So it's a
Speaker 1: take on Netflix and Chill, which are cringe. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm horrified. I'm just it's talk and chill. Okay. Then
Speaker 1: it just says he says the cities that he lives in,
Speaker 1: which are not La which I'm not going to say.
Speaker 1: The city is just in case looking to meet wonderful
Speaker 1: people for casual but meaningful relationships. Open to spicy or
Speaker 1: vanilla play. Vanilla play. Vanilla play is not play.
Speaker 2: It gets worse. Yeah, we just we're just vanilla. You
Speaker 2: don't add play to it. There's we don't need to.
Speaker 1: Then he goes not single, married, ethically, non monogamous, Holly
Speaker 1: as fuck. It gets worse. I mean if whatever you like.
Speaker 1: I just I was like.
Speaker 2: I now I want to sue bumble because we're supposed
Speaker 2: to be protected here.
Speaker 1: It's worse.
Speaker 2: Why can't we have a little bit of kink shaming
Speaker 2: in our lives? Like I'm not saying like not everybody,
Speaker 2: but like why why why? Like when did it just
Speaker 2: get so normal that like everybody has to.
Speaker 1: Be some it's not. It's not that it's just on
Speaker 1: the thing and it's totally fine, okay, sin, So he's
Speaker 1: not single, he's married, So first of all, lead with that,
Speaker 1: say because that's a big thing that people polly, it's
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna work itself out, it'll go. But right
Speaker 1: now it's very you know e e n m ethically
Speaker 1: non monoga. Put that at the very top because I'm
Speaker 1: he didn't have to, cause the photo was bad enough.
Speaker 1: But then he says dom slash So he's a dominate,
Speaker 1: she's a dom slash top. So now he's saying that
Speaker 1: when he's in relationships, I guess with men, he's he's
Speaker 1: the top. Then he puts slash shabari, which is feet
Speaker 1: play play no, and then it says, ask for my fetish.
Speaker 2: Then there's a p that's not even your fetish. That's
Speaker 2: not even your fetish. We haven't even gotten to your fetish.
Speaker 2: You're like a bari. But that's not even the thing.
Speaker 1: Nope, that's not the thing. Then there's a watermelon, so
Speaker 1: he wants to free Palestine, so that has to go
Speaker 1: in his fucking bumble. Then no turfs, okay, and then
Speaker 1: thirteen twelve, which then I had to look up, which
Speaker 1: is an angel number, Stephanie, I have never literally in
Speaker 1: my life been. And then we can't.
Speaker 2: No turfs, so it's also like an anti trans thing.
Speaker 1: I think. I think turfs are bad, right, aren't turfs? What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: No turfs? Okay, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's good.
Speaker 1: But then thirteen twelve his angel number.
Speaker 2: I've like, well you got he had me at no turf,
Speaker 2: so that about a down Topari asked for my fetish
Speaker 2: watermelon thirteen. This is what I don't under I don't
Speaker 2: understand at all the ask for my fetish. You just
Speaker 2: told us you're fetish. We're done, Like that's enough fet
Speaker 2: How many fetish.
Speaker 1: There's more. So then there's a photo and I can't
Speaker 1: describe it and we don't want to physical shame. But
Speaker 1: it's the worst thing I've had. I mean, I've literally
Speaker 1: never seen anyone that looks like this. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's like in Girl, did you I forget if you
Speaker 1: watched Girls, there's a character there was a character on Girls,
Speaker 1: and Lena Donna, I believe, said she's like, you're like
Speaker 1: if the Pacific Northwest knitted a man. So that kind
Speaker 1: of just tells you what but somehow worse than that,
Speaker 1: like not even that good, like maybe one hundred and
Speaker 1: ten pounds, just the worst thing. And then so he
Speaker 1: one of the prompts is a pro and con of
Speaker 1: dating me. Oh no, open to cuties. We want to
Speaker 1: join my partner and I for fun, but open to
Speaker 1: one on one with really special people. She's small and
Speaker 1: cute and he smelled, he spelled small smol to be
Speaker 1: like strick you and okay, literally the worst thing I've
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 2: He should be this guy should seriously consider quitting while
Speaker 2: he's ahead, Like if he looks like that, like you
Speaker 2: already have somebody, sir, yes, sir and she's small, smo
Speaker 2: L thank you, and we're looking for like v vanilla
Speaker 2: play or kinky fetish foot play, but also ask for
Speaker 2: our fetish, Like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what else? What else is your fetish?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You're done, You're fetish? Rumble dude, what the fuck off
Speaker 1: my bumble? How dare you?
Speaker 2: I think I am gonna assume if I started like
Speaker 2: a class action do it? Oh my god, I think
Speaker 2: I will. I was gonna say, but don't unless you
Speaker 2: worry dude. If I didn't Russell Crowe, it's certainly not
Speaker 2: going to be this guy.
Speaker 1: I don't understand who's reaching out, Like, how are you?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you love like foot play? What's it called? Shabari? Jabari?
Speaker 1: And I have a friend and I guess you won't mind.
Speaker 1: I won't say who it is. But he's on all
Speaker 1: these sites and he matched with this woman and it's
Speaker 1: more caught like and they hooked up or whatever, and
Speaker 1: she was into that. She's like, do you mind if
Speaker 1: we do a little Shabari?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's the new pick me girl, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's like you can pick me
Speaker 2: because I'll do all this, I'll do all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm not like the other girls, and maybe some of
Speaker 1: them are into it. Sure, probably, I guess I don't
Speaker 1: shabari If I just googled shabari, it does it.
Speaker 2: It's it says an ardently devoted female aesthetic from Hindu
Speaker 2: epic Ramayana, symbolizing unwavering, unconditional faith.
Speaker 1: Okay, then I don't know what he's talking about, because
Speaker 1: I think it's what my friend described was like tying
Speaker 1: you up. So maybe it's not foot play. It's like tying,
Speaker 1: tying you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm gonna write, I'm gonna look up for
Speaker 2: shabari sexual meaning yeah, yeah, sexual meaning.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking that up.
Speaker 2: Oh it's s h i binding. Yeah, it's shibari s
Speaker 2: h i b a r i. It means, and it says,
Speaker 2: often misspelled as shabari saar, which is how I did.
Speaker 2: It literally translates to binding or tying in Japanese in
Speaker 2: the sexual or intimate rope bonds. It's not feet so
Speaker 2: it's just binding, which is in some ways that's almost work.
Speaker 1: That's that, sir. That is a fetish. You're done, you got,
Speaker 1: but ask for my fetish.
Speaker 2: So he's a dom, he's a top, he's he's Polly,
Speaker 2: he's got a wife already, but asked for.
Speaker 1: My fetish and also we just want some play. I
Speaker 1: don't like adding, you know, I don't like buzzword. I
Speaker 1: don't like words like that. No, I don't either. I
Speaker 1: do not like it. I don't like play in that
Speaker 1: context at all at all. No, God, so thanks for
Speaker 1: letting me get that out. Sorry. If this guy listening
Speaker 1: and recognizes himself, I wish you well. God, what if
Speaker 1: he listens to our podcast and then we're just like, fucked, No,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like shaming his fetish is probably like
Speaker 1: also shameplay. We love shameplay.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, just he becomes he gets a business shout
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh no.
Speaker 1: We have to like shout out all this weird shit.
Speaker 1: It's not weird, different, different.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right, everybody, Thank you guys for thanks for
Speaker 2: supporting us.
Speaker 1: Keep it coming. I