Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice
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Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your bought on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how he spread the
word about the pirate ship. Some more changes coming. Well,
he didn't like the countdown, Kevin, I like the countdown.
Just gives you a little countdown, gives me a chance
to you know, it's comments are being I mean, I
just lauris here and I just told Laura something and
she was a little shocked. I mean, Real Housewives of Webster.
I had some I had some scoop.
Speaker 3: There you're finding out before I got some scoop.
Speaker 2: You know why I got a man China. I fit
right in nowadays.
Speaker 3: So I'm getting a phone call right now.
Speaker 2: No, you're not, I am. No, you want to answer it.
Tell her to call that answer idiot sixty six. Yeah,
call have her call five, A, five, two or six idiots.
Speaker 3: Well you're live on the podcast, Yes you are, hell
call you should call the podcast line and just talk.
Tell me, h, well, I just got some gossip from Bill.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Put him on please, right, Well, she's gonna know.
Speaker 2: No, she's not, because you shouldn't say anything. You just
can't keep their mouth shut. I didn't tell anything how.
Speaker 3: Much we love each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, oh boy.
Speaker 3: No, he told me. He told me he's gonna come
to the gym with us.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I did not say I was going
to your gym. I did not know.
Speaker 4: Now that you're banned from that hair slon, I gotta
I got a girl that I'll help you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for you. I'm never going back. Yes, we are,
we are, and it's live. Okay, the countdown has ended.
Speaker 3: Yes, well I'll call you later.
Speaker 2: Bye, great pot This is this is this is that
we go out of business. Well, I why would you
tell her? Do you have to tell her?
Speaker 3: She knew that we were going to be together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand that, but she also, like you said,
I'm sure anybody, No, she didn't. Actually she didn't say that,
because if she did, I still would have told her.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've been keeping up on that drama, so
I just hadn't seen her in a few days.
Speaker 2: So alright, you're facilitating ninety percent of that drama. Yeah
you are, You're you're a participant in it. It's a
real house. I've done that so well apparently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, who knew there was a bed and breakfast webster.
Speaker 2: I hate speaking in code, but you know, sometimes some
relationships need a little kick in the pants people to
get things, to get things, to get things moving. Right,
And so you're you're you're the foot in the ass,
so to speak, right, You're the ass and you seem
and you seem very happy about that.
Speaker 3: If people are unhappy, I encourage them to find happiness.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's okay, all right, Well, so it was one
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They give you all kinds of happiness. Uh. I want
to ask a kind of a parenting question to the
two of you, because you've probably been in this position before,
because you're learning again. Well I'm in it. It's it's
a weird thing. And I I'm also dealing with somebody
who's fourteen that I haven't been in their daily life
for four years, five years, really like we haven't lived
under the same roof. So it's one of these situations.
James had got very sick and we couldn't figure out
what it was and was getting worse and worse. So
I had him at urgent Care, wound up at the
er on Sunday, wound up back at urgent Care yesterday,
and finally they go the guy goes, hey, let me
take X ray the lungs. And then he's like, I
think it's it's walking the money. I can see it.
It's three the American healthcare system. Well, it's a little
bit frustrating in that it wasn't before and everything was
sort of dismissed, and then all the traditional tests of
flu were coming back negative of all the different strains
of flu, even at the hospital, all kinds of stuff.
But he was still coughing and hacking and running a
fever and not feeling well. And so I don't know, Look,
I'm not gonna I'm just trying to get him well.
That's all I kind of cared about. So now we
have the diagnosis, he gets a Z pack, so he's
on medicine and I said to the doctor, I said, listen,
I'd like to get him back into school sooner than later.
I said, thinking by Thursday, he goes well by Thursday.
If he doesn't have a fever for twenty four hours,
and he's been on this for twenty four hours, I'd
kick him out the door Thursday morning. So today I
let him. He went to bed last night at eleven,
and normally, like I'll wake up and it's like you
had a mysterious elf in there. There's shit all over
the place, or something's done. He was out cold till
eight o'clock this morning, which is great, and he got
up and kind of was a little groggy and moving
around and saying his throat was really hurting. But at anyway,
a lot of the stuff was coming up. The bottom
line is I'm trying to get him to go back
to school tomorrow, and I'm getting a lot of pushback
from him because there's homework missing and there's this missing,
And I'm just saying, you're better off going back on
a Thursday, maybe a Friday, because the vibe in school
is better than when everybody's miserable on Monday and you're
already behind the eight ball. At least here you've broke
that barrier to entry, you know what I mean, You've
re entered You've re entered, Kevin, You've re entered. It's
what I'm saying. So I'm trying to push that and
he and I'm getting resistance from a lot of fronts, saying, well,
another day of rest and this.
Speaker 3: And that, and he can rest when he gets home.
Speaker 2: That's sort of what I thought, too. And I said
to him, listen, I'll even allow you go in a
little bit late. Yeah, you know a little late. Let
you sleep, if you wake up at seven thirty eight
o'clock and then get ready, I'll get you in there
by third period at least you're in the building.
Speaker 3: Go for the bulk of the classes. And his teachers
aren't going to understand he's got walking pneumonia. It's not
like you had a cough and you missed work.
Speaker 2: He has a legitimate You still have to write notes
to the school as to why your kid was out.
I don't think we ever have no because they called,
Oh I haven't called. They called me the first day
and I said the first day, like Monday, and I said, yeah,
he's probably gonna be out the next couple of days.
And I haven't called.
Speaker 3: So if you said that, and did you tell them
that he got diagnosed with water.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know, okay because I didn't have that
die definitely.
Speaker 3: Do you does your school have like an app that
you can message his teachers and stuff. I would message
his teachers and be like, you know, jamis nhead walking, pneumonia.
He was really sick. He's behind on work, but he's
gonna attempt to come to school tomorrow and if you
can help him catch up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's probably too late now to figure it out.
But do they have do they get laptops? Yeah, he's
got it. They do they do any sort of online
if you're sick kind of scenario, like if you like
I saw have COVID and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I think they are. I think there are lessons already
in there that you can then go watch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have him do that and reevaluate in
the morning.
Speaker 2: And he was all of a sudden, here's why I
was getting a little bit annoyed. So I'm being told
you should let him rest another day, let him go
back on Friday, blah blah. And I don't know why,
but there's something in my head that's going Thursday's the
better day. And he saw I'm thinking, all right, Well,
maybe I just give it and I'll just do a Friday.
All of a sudden, he goes, come down, and he goes, listen,
I might ruin my clothes. I'm about to do a
TikTok and I go to school. If I go, what
what are you doing? Oh? I gotta get my clothes wet?
And didn't do TikTok. It's a funny TikTok. And I go, Yeah,
you're going to school kidding. We're going to school in
the sixty degree weather in October. Yes, it's a lot
different in getting what the sixty degree weather in you
know May?
Speaker 3: Is he bringing back the ice bucket challenge?
Speaker 2: No, it was some kind of I don't even know
what it was. There's some trend TikTok trend that I'm
not familiar with, and so there was something going on
and it was I don't know so he was he
was doing. It was like in the bathroom, but he's
in the tub and he's in something else, but he
has his clothes on, so I couldn't figure it out.
He goes, Yeah, it's gonna be funny. You won't think
it's funny dead, but but it's kind of funny.
Speaker 3: He should definitely go to school tomorrow, even if it's yeah,
from eight until.
Speaker 2: New I'm saying, get in there a little bit, let's go,
let's go all right, all right, thank you, So that
that's gonna be my, uh my big push for tomorrow. Now.
I did go see Randy, who had called at the
beginning of the podcast to you, and I'm hearing so
I had to go look for this because I didn't
believe that this was really as bad as people were
making it out to be, or she was making it
out to be. She says that she's been told that
grocery shelves will be empty by the end of the
week because the ports the problem, the strike at the
at the major ports. Are you familiar with this, No,
I haven't heard anything that extremely about to strike me too.
I haven't heard that. So then she's like, oh, no,
I'm going I'm going grocery shopping right after work today
because the shelves are going to be empty. And my
friend so and so, my friend so and so went
to Target and they're already out of pasta and I'm going.
Speaker 4: I either does that come in internationally because the ports
are international ports.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4: Like the Jerseys may or may not have ordered from
the Chinese. Yes, those are becoming Yes, yes, yes, team
your TEAMU will not arrive that.
Speaker 2: Kind of stuff. But pasta they make, That's what I'm saying. Perillas, right,
Albert's posit get a box ups? Is there berrilla somewhere
of the plant close by? So anyway that that that's
what she's saying. So I had to go look and
the AP. I go, all right, I'll start with the
AP because they're pretty unbiased and I won't see anything.
Us Ports from Maine to Texas shut down Tuesday when
the union representing about forty five thousand DOC workers went
on strike for the first time since nineteen seventy seven. Okay,
so there's a strike. They began picking, blah blah blah.
A lengthy shutdown could raise prices on goods around the
country and potentially cause shortages and price increases that big
and small retailers alike as the holiday shopping season, along
with a tight presidential election approach.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's gonna raise prices. You guarantee it's gonna raise prices.
Speaker 2: The International Longshoreman's Association is demanding significant, significantly higher wages.
They want a seventy seven percent pay raise over the
six year life of their contract. So they've been offered
fit I know, shit money, seventy seven percent, will settle
for seventy five and then there. Now somebody's got a
drone over the union president's house and it's a mansion,
and he's got like an outdoor sauna, a brick all.
Who knows if this is who knows if it's even
his house. I have no idea, I have no way
to really verify it, simmer Dan Campbell. So some people,
I guess the average dock worker makes eighty one grand
a year with overtime summer pulling in two hundred thousand.
Uh So, it says, how will this affect consumers? The
strike could last weeks or months. If the strike has
resolved within a few weeks, consumers probably wouldn't notice. So
I go this whole thing about by the end of
the fucking week, it's bullshit. But where does this come from?
And why why do people get all mania? Yeah? But mania?
Where are they hearing it? Though? Who's starting it? Who
was telling them? Do you understand what I'm saying? Like,
I don't get it.
Speaker 3: Because I I mean, I feel like I stay up
to date on news.
Speaker 2: You're not on the you're not on the panic wire.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised it didn't come up in the debate last night.
I didn't hear it brought everything else up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I only caught the last part of it. I
can get home to like almost ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: I mean, at the end of the day, we know
the Right's gonna blame the laugh for the strike, the
Lafp's gonna blame it right.
Speaker 2: And at the end of the day, it's neither one
of their false No, I know, I don't really think
it is. But uh so, anyway, go go shop, grab
all the things you can stock up. Randy, Yeah, hey,
did you forget anything, because it's now Monday and I'm
here and it's all still on the SHELFA idiot, enjoy
those seventeen boxes a posse four and a half years.
Why does everybody get baicky? Yeah, it's funny you say
that because Jamison, Like the other day, I pulled like
a chunk of meat out of the freezer, beef, like
a ground beef. I was gonna tacos. Know, we were
having tacos yesterday, and he said me, uh, oh, you've
had that since the last place you lived. I go, no,
I haven't. He goes, yeah, well I checked the dates
and everything here, and most of it's expired.
Speaker 3: Frozen food.
Speaker 2: Well there's no freezer. It was fine, But I'm just saying, like,
that's how bad it was. Like I just lived by myself.
I ate for one ship went bad. Sometimes I'd be
reaching in the back of the fridge. I'd have a
biology experiment. I throw it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I saw a meme today too that you know,
my teenager's got expensive taste for someone who has no
job and no money.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, my kids, Oh we should get this. Yeah,
how about no the linciagas the whole day?
Speaker 3: Even my seven year old asked for Panera mac and cheese.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: Don't eat regular mac and cheese. It has to be
Panara mac and cheese.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I've had Panera mac
and cheese.
Speaker 3: I don't like. I don't like mac and cheese.
Speaker 4: Okay, you get at it BJS, and like they have
it in the tub at BJS. It's not the same
as getting it that paneraese.
Speaker 2: It's premat Panera yeah, Oh it's Panera. They got the soups,
they got all that stuff and oh look at this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, one of our sponsors ruined my kid on food too. Yeah,
took them to dinner and my kid ordered to fillip minion.
Speaker 3: Well, my older one's favorite meal is salmon. Okay, before
we took him to Boston and then he had the
crab cake or lobster roll. But yeah, we had salmon
for dinner last night.
Speaker 2: It's like Jesus get ready though. The relatively inexpensive yeah
it is, well is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, really like ten dollars of filet oh at.
Speaker 2: A restaurant or when you're buying whatman? Yeah, go to
a fish market? Yeah, fish market price?
Speaker 3: Well, do I have the time to go to a
fish market.
Speaker 2: I'll go to Tops. They have fresh fish, and I
think it's less. I think it's like seven dollars a
file seriously, six if you have your oponents club probably
and you get cast I hate that I know this
stuff now, like I fucking hate it. I I not
that I hate it, but it's like I didn't realize
how much work it is. Yeah, yeah, I mean just
even to keep shit clean, Like how much work. It
is like I try to set aside fifteen minutes every
morning and every night just to stay ahead. Yep, And
even that gets to be it gets to eat too much. Oh,
what's going on now that I'm just laughing at you
try to stay ahead? Well, it's just I forgot, like
I really forgot. And then he says to me, like
when we were in waiting at the UH yesterday at
Urgent Care, all of a sudden he walks over to
the hand sanitizer and gets a whole bunch in his
hand and he throws it at my crotch and goes,
it looks like you wet yourself. Now, what am I
going to do to that? What am I gonna do? Right? Meanwhile?
I right exactly, So he says to me. He goes,
you know, it's kind of funny that I'm at the
age that no matter what I do, you can't do anything.
That's bullshit.
Speaker 3: And I go, you can still punish him.
Speaker 2: I shaid, I know, I said, I go, what are
you talking about? He goes like, well, because he'll he'll
have to say things like hey dad, you know something.
Then he'll go, my dad's here to meet a twelve
year old boy. He'll scream this in the middle of
a store or something. He's done it. So I just
don't react. I don't. I don't do anything. Oh, MIKEE
will get backhanded for that time. I know. But what
am I going to do in public? Backhanded? Shut out? Yeah?
But if I backhand them? Do you understand what I'm saying?
Like I go, it's twenty twenty four, I will end up.
I will end up like in handcuffs. Ye. No, I
swear to God, I'll end I talk to hurry about this. No,
you can. He'll smack your kid around in public anywhere
you want. Yeah, okay, where you want. I'm telling you
right now, I am telling you, well, that might be true.
I I'm telling you. I I think that if, like
if we're home depot, when he yells out something like
my dad here to meet a twelve year old or
my dad just farted, he'll do that my dad just
farted long and.
Speaker 4: You know, but that's when that's when you put that
in the back of your mind, and you know, twenty
minutes till rode and he said, hey, Dad, can we.
Speaker 2: Go to Can we go to Mo's? No? We're done? No,
fuck you. Yeah, No, I've that I get, and that
I've done.
Speaker 4: My favorite one is to do it and then I'll
go to fucking most and order something for me and
bring neh at home and leave them nothing.
Speaker 2: You want to fucking piss me off, Let's go. I
can play this game too, big boy. He just thinks
he's funny and I And the part of the thing
is like yesterday when he threw the hands out the dozer,
I started laughing, well, I started laughing.
Speaker 4: Part of it, too, is the fact that I heard
on the podcast I say, you're referring to make your roommate.
Speaker 2: Well, stop that immediately. I don't refer to him as
my roommate to him. I did. No, I got a
shock in the door. Don't worry about it. My roommate
won't come in. No, I'm just I. You're right, And
I don't refer to him as my roommate to him
at all. And that's fact. I try to keep it
pretty straight. Like tonight, before I came here, made dinner,
made him sit down, and he's making fun of me,
like looking at the because I may shake and bike
pork chops and some kind of potato in the air,
fry or whatever, and he's going and then he's eating it.
He goes, this is great.
Speaker 3: You are cooking way more than I think an average
parent would in this situation.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to establish habits. That my whole thing is
I have to I have to establish habits, and I've
got to make you We're not in the most ideal situation.
I will admit that I'm not. The living situation is
not ideal. Things aren't exactly where I want them. I
may need to make some changes and some things just
because the cost of everything. Right, Yeah, So I'm I
am trying to at least establish a pattern of something
where you know it's dependable, if that makes sense. Like
I want you to know that no matter what, I
got your back. And that's the biggest message that I'm
trying to send. And you can say it all day long,
but we'res don't teach, it's you know what I mean.
So that's why I try to go. You got to
sit down. And I know we're eating like the early
bird special dinners sometimes between four thirty and five, right,
but you know, like today, all of a sudden, he goes,
I'm gonna take a bath. My stomach hurts, and I
you're gonna wait for the bath until we're done eating
my stomach kirts, you know. But it's a fourteen. You're
gonna get this pushback, and that's his job. My job
is to keep it. But my big thing with him
is he's got to know that someone's got his back. Yeah,
is he? Is he testing you though, too?
Speaker 4: Because I know a lot of this shit with his mother,
and knowing his mother, he's not getting away with that
shit with her.
Speaker 2: Is he testing you to see what he can get
away with? At this point?
Speaker 4: I think that he, Yeah, do you need to kind
of tie it down now and just let it be.
I'll be the dick for a month just to tie
it down and then we can kind of I think.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably a great thing that you're saying.
I guess that there's a part of me that's a
little bit of a softy because I go, this is
all such a big transition for him. Like he came
from the rennis On school where I could sleep till
ten o'clock in the morning and I went in two
days a week, but I got my work done online
and he did well, He did okay in that environment.
But now it's you know, we're I'm up by five
thirty and you're out the door. And he like he's
been going in earlier and earlier.
Speaker 4: But you got to make him understand too. His mouth's
gonna get him in trouble. I mean, what was it,
day two and he almost got to fight day three?
Speaker 2: You're it was the first hour. Now, Jamison did have
a kid say something to him, and he got up
and told the kid he would kick his ass and
then then left him.
Speaker 3: That was actually really respectable of well.
Speaker 2: He went to the guidance counselor. But you're right, I
think that maybe I've been a little so I'm firm
in I don't react to stuff, and he knows it.
Who goes, you're so old you don't even laugh, And
I go because it's not funny. And I'm not your buddy,
I'm your dad. I've said that a lot, and so
I just I try to hold that line. But then
when you throw hand sanitizer on my crutch and I
start laughing, I mean, then it's like it goes out
the window. But the bad the reason I started laughing
is I used to take a handful of hand sanitizer,
like during the COVID time, and if there was someone
I knew behind me, I would flick it this way
and it would land on their crotchet.
Speaker 3: So you did the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: I know, but he didn't know I did it. That's
that was what was making me laugh as I went,
Oh my god, this is so funny.
Speaker 3: Apple and tree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just I mean, that's harmless.
Speaker 3: But to say, like, my dad's here, meet a twelve
year old kid, Like he'll.
Speaker 2: Yell that out as loud as you kid, my dad's here.
Well again, it's to look to get a reaction from you.
So when I don't react, that's when he's like, come on,
what he'll get? He'll almost get embarrassed. Yeah, And but
I like the idea of then there's nothing after that,
So I don't take my kids anymore. I don't trust
all right, Well, we'll take a moment. There's so many
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Speaker 2: A long it's Dermott from uh Ireland. Yeah, here a
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Speaker 3: Some of his songs are way more apparent than.
Speaker 2: Where did you find out about.
Speaker 3: I learned about him probably like three years ago. Uh
one of my a couple of my girlfriends shared the
song an evening I Will not forget, and I just
got addicted to him right away. So I've seen him
in Syracuse and then yeah, last year I went to
Ireland specifically to see him.
Speaker 2: Where what's the Limerick Limerick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he had sold out a stadium there, thirty thousand
people three nights in a row.
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Speaker 2: Holy, oh his ship, you're not his album? A second second?
Hold on, hold on in Dermic Kennedy's handwriting, Yes, you
have what does it say?
Speaker 3: It's called it says Without Fear okay, And it's the
name of a song. It's the name of an album, Okay, okay,
And it was easy to find. It's not like he
signed my rest No, I understand.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, I need to get Derman on the
pot in some way. I'll all figure this out. I'll
figure out a way to try to do to get
Derman on the pot. I have been probably more virtual
right where he joins us via mean yeah, screen, but
I'll try to make it a night line. He's a
large one touring. Wow.
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through the divorce, like it literally really oh yeah, yeah,
like it's it's amazing. He's incredible and he's very poetic
writing and so that's what I really like thought him.
I like that he's not too big in America.
Speaker 2: No he's not. That's what I mean. That's why I'm
thinking it might be okay to get him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you can make my dreams come true.
Speaker 2: I am connections to Ireland and.
Speaker 3: So he just put out that he's going.
Speaker 1: To do.
Speaker 2: She's right. I mean it's all a crapshoot, right, I mean,
I can't tell you how many people are reached out
to on a consistent basis to come on, even from writers,
right because I wanted. Uh, this guy wrote about going
to a didty party in nineteen ninety ninety crashed a
ditty party. And he's a reporter for the New York
Post now and he's like, yeah, I'm too busy. You know,
I did the typical blowoff. So you get a lot
of that. But you know, I don't know all takes
this one time. I mean, like, I never thought that
I would have a two part conversation with certain artists
and I did. I mean, Collective Soul was great. They
came in, they were in uh touring, but Richard Marx
was over a computer on the radio and he loved
it so much he hung out and stayed. Mike Tyson
loved it so much. He told you to come hang out.
Mike Tyson said come. Mike Tyson said, hey, hang on me.
He said, I really like you guys come backstage. And
I thought it was bullshit. And then I get a
call later. Hey, de Lago called and said that Mike
Tyson watched to meet you best. I'm dead serious. So
we went to me. So I'm just saying, like, these
things happen, and usually sometimes you can make a nice
connection with Yeah, he just did.
Speaker 3: He did like a small acoustics show in Nashville because
he was just in Nashville writing his latest album. And
I was like, he was at Bluebird Cafe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where Jamison was just there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to go. But he just announced that
he's going to do a two day festival in Boston
for Saint Patrick's Day, and so I already set my friends.
I was like, we're going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Saint Patrick's seeing Boston is show. Yeah, I
don't know. I'll tell you this. Well, Connery's rivals at
least for me. Yeah, I've had St. Patrick's a I
don't even remember. I think there was Saint Patrick. Created
didn't remember this year and I wasn't gonna drink at
this parade. Yeah, I've had that. I've had things like
that as well. Uh, well, that's that's interesting what happens
talk to me about and this is going to be
very personal, and if you don't want to and if
you'd rather not find a software to tap shoe out
of this. But when you say, like his music helped
me through my divorce, everybody has had a low point
where you feel like you're just you're not going to
be able to make it through or I don't know
what it is. What do you do in those situations?
Do you have things like you you kind of grasp
to to almost tent pull yourself through Which sounds silly.
Speaker 3: But so as we were just talking about on break,
I love writing. I went to school for journalism, and
listening to his music sort of inspired me to start
writing again. So I wrote a ton of poetry during
the divorce and just sort of like got in touch
with my emotional side and stuff like morning Again. I
wasn't necessarily sad over the divorce.
Speaker 2: But I was sad over the.
Speaker 3: Breakup of my marriage. Just life going in a different
path than you expect, and so I found that route.
Writing really really helps me.
Speaker 2: I just saw so I used to do this thing,
and I'm one of these weird people, like I had
been taking cold showers and I stopped and I saw
this guy and he goes, hey, man, he's still doing
the cold shower. And I go no, and he's like,
you got to do it. So I've been back in.
I was up to like two and a half minutes.
So right now I'm just doing a minute. And that's
hard enough to get back into it. But I used to.
There was a book called The Artist Way, I mean
the Artist's Way was for writers and creative types. And
I used to get up like sometimes two thirty three
o'clock in the morning before the morning radio, and you
were supposed to write three pages stream of conscious And
there were times where like you're writing that and it
gets ridiculous and it's like too fucking long and whatever.
And I will say that some of the things that
I wrote, you were just getting out. They're just ugly things,
and sometimes some people found them and they were very
upset by the stuff that was written. And then I'm
watching CBS Sunday morning and Coldplay seems to have gained
a certain respect in the music world, Like I feel
like they were made fun of for a while and
now I don't know. Chris Martin's sort of this this
guy that people really seem to enjoy and like. And
he says he gets up every day and he just
writes for twelve minutes whatever's on his mind. And some
of that becomes songs and some of it doesn't. Yeah,
and I'm like, I think I need to just start
start doing that.
Speaker 3: I sometimes will just write my phone if it like
a line or a verse real quick comes to mind, Yeah,
I just write it in my phone.
Speaker 2: But if journalism was your thing poetry, where is this
coming from?
Speaker 3: Because it's not like I'm following journalistic stories anymore. Yeah,
but it's still that creative writing, you know. I had.
I went through some things and some people that really
inspired me. Do you write?
Speaker 2: Would you do anything you're angry too? Would you do
anything with it?
Speaker 3: I wanted to, Like, I wish that there were more
pop ups.
Speaker 2: Like Spoken Word. You would get up on stage and
read this fuck let's do it in here some night. Okay,
I'll get your drama and we'll sit there. Why not
hang on? Why don't you it is? But why don't
you like publish it or something?
Speaker 3: Oh I wanted to I've thought about doing it.
Speaker 2: In the barrier to entry to publish a book now
is so much easier. How about you bite my ass?
But yes, it is because there are places that it's
like you can self publish and then there are some
that will do it for you and you pay a
portion or whatever. It is like with what I went through.
Speaker 3: And maybe not the best stories, but like it inspired
me a lot to write.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, good for it a podcast? I know,
I know different, each's different. Laura organizes your.
Speaker 3: Emotions, right, Yeah, I mean I think it's also like
that always goes hand in hand with how I like
talk to people and everything. I'm very conscious of what
I say. Yeah, I just normally don't have a filter.
But if I'm like working with a client, I'm sort
of know how to smooth them at times. But yeah,
there's a few friends who I've sent a lot of
my poetry to and they're always like, you have to
like do something with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not what are you afraid of? Are you afraid?
I mean, I usually it's fear that holds you back
in that way.
Speaker 3: It's not even afraid, it's I would say, it's more timing. Yeah,
when do I I don't have nobody. I'm just sit
down and write as much anymore.
Speaker 2: I have to say like this because there are so
many things. And I said to Kevin the other day,
I'm going to spend fifteen minutes learning the unicycle a
day reacquainting myself. And Kevin's like, once you use that
for all the other shit you say you're going to do,
and he's right, And I started to think, like, why
haven't I jumped in and done ABC? And part of
it is fear, and yet always the excuse of well,
I need to make money and I got to do this,
and I got that, and I got this and I
got that. But you have time to sit down and
watch some shitty Netflix show that I watch from beginning
to end, you know, over the weekend. So how is
that possible?
Speaker 3: It's so bad, I you know, so I go. You
need to recharge. And normally, like I'm either how I
used to, I would either read or write and now
I read more of the time because I feel like
I can multitask more if I'm reading in a weird way, like.
Speaker 2: How does that mean? You like read what?
Speaker 3: I can you read while I talk to the kids,
or you know, I can I'm like a speed reader.
I just I'm almost one of the book in two days.
Speaker 6: But I rarely.
Speaker 3: I don't watch TV.
Speaker 4: Finished a book finally on my trip to Charlotte that
I bought like three or four years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't really watch TV. And if I'm watching TV,
readers in front of me and I'm right, I'm doing work. Yeah, yeah,
but yeah, no, It's like that habit stacking that you
know put in like after knowing that every morning after
you brush your teeth you do five minutes.
Speaker 2: Of writing or something, right, right, I agree with the
habit stacking, Like I'm doing that now. It's like I'm
I'm relearning a bunch of shit and I'm kind of
in a tight spot at the moment.
Speaker 7: So I'm like, fuck, well, life changes, I know, yeah,
I know, yeah, well if we have similar life changes,
because Joe's at my house all the time, and so
it's like I'm having no not in a bad way,
like I love it.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait, Kevin Kevin heard this before the podcast.
I get a text today about, hey, what time are
you thinking for the podcast? And sometimes pulling back the
curtain a little bit. We've been taping two episodes on
a Wednesday night and I just couldn't get it together
with the six stuff today, so I figured we'll do one.
So I text back six and I'm thinking one, but
let me know if that works your schedule. I'm flexible
you need later if you wanted earlier. I really appreciate
everybody coming in. What was kind of my thing? And
then I get a text that says, can you leave
three eggs on the counter as your TI? Nope, that's great.
Then she goes, will you do me a favor and
pull out three eggs? Just leave them on the counter?
So did you? So I go, here's two eggs, and
I took a picture of me and her friend who
cuts my hair, and I think her friend is allegedly
on her way to join the podcast. That's so yeah,
And I'm waiting. I'm holding off on a story.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I texted you about the eggs.
Speaker 2: What does the eggs thing?
Speaker 3: My friend is getting married on Saturday, and I'm making
like macarone tray for her and they have to be
room temperature. So I ran home in between work and
coming here today okay, to see if I was gonna
have time to bake. But then by the time I
had asked them to pull out the eggs, it was
already at work, so I didn't get to bake.
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me? I got nothing when
I go home. I just confused and all that, all right?
So the diddy stuff is I find it. I shouldn't
say it this way. I should not say it this way,
but there's something fascinating about this only in that from
a human interest point, because now there's one hundred and
twenty lawsuits, and I think they're civil of claims of
I don't want to say. I don't know if it's
sexual hacraftsman, sexual abuse a nine year old boy or child,
which I'm not. I don't know the legitimacy of any
of these, some of them, all of them, none of them.
I don't know. But I do know that there's about
one hundred and twenty. So the New York Post is
a great place because it's sort of a rag and
a way and it's, you know, a tabloid, but they
have been covering this like crazy. And there's a story
where a guy I just wouldn't think be at a
at a didty party was at a ditty party and
got in his face. And that would be Denzel Washington. Yeah,
according to The New York Post, Denzel Washington did he
once caught heat from Denzel. I didn't realize Denzel is
now sixty nine years old. Damn yeah, I had no idea. Uh,
he's sixty nine. And by the way, his kid was
pretty good. I always watched the show Ballers. Did you
ever watch Ballers on HBO?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Where Rock plays an agent like a hit? I loved
that show. I mean the Rock is pretty fucking talented,
I gotta admit, And I mean some of the movies
he does is ridiculously stupid and just you know, all muscles,
but this one was good. Well, Denzel's sixty nine. How
old do you think Samuel L. Jackson is?
Speaker 3: Oh geez, get these motherfucking sticks off this motherfucking belief?
Speaker 2: Is he like seventy two seventy five? Whoa yeah, black
done crack? No, But he's so his kid plays it
plays one of the football players Denzel's kid, and he's
really he's really good. Denzel screamed, you don't respect anyone
at Diddy according to somebody, and they used to be
close in the early two thousands. So he so Paullette,
who is Denzel's wife, they were at a party. They
have been partying, and I guess until dawn something happened
and they stormed out. And then people started to say
that once there was a signal at a Didty party,
like you would go there and once people started getting naked,
you just that was your cue to leave. If you
were like, well, if you were an a lister, you
probably wanted to get out of there. Yeah, was the thing.
Now I know. Ashton Kutcher has an interview that keeps
coming down and he's like, yeah, I hung out with
Diddy and there are some things I just can't tell
you because they'll get shot. Well because everybody, well probably probably,
but yeah, I don't know. So in this it says
here another claim what happened before two am pals in
comparison to what happened at five am. They are known
to be wild anything one of those parties. While Denzel
had not spoken about attending any of Comb's parties. His
alleged advice to comedian Brandon T. Jackson has gone viral
on social media, and Brandon T. Jackson posted, Denzel always
told me when we were at parties, you leave thirty
minutes before the devil get there. Okay, yeah, because some
of these parties probably got yeah fucking nutty and you
gotta get you got to get out of there. Was
there ever a time you left the party before it
got nutty, or knowing that it was going to get uncomfortable?
Speaker 3: You stayed like I'm probably the one who made it uncomfortable?
Speaker 2: Really, No, did you ever make yeah you did?
Speaker 3: What did you do?
Speaker 2: What would you do to make it uncomfortable? No, I'm
just I you're probably skinny dipping in a pool or
the Laura, is that what you did? You stripped down
and jump in the pool meeting we call it.
Speaker 3: Probably in like high school, actually you did that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I did that too. I remember one jumping
off a bridge into a creek and there were these
girls that were like that were just a year old
than me, and one of them I had the biggest
crush on. So my buddy and I look at each
other and they're jumped down and they're naked, and everybody's like,
somebody has a flashlight. They're shining the flashlights on them.
My buddy and I look at each other. We stripped
down naked, and we jump in and we had left
our clothes down on the side, and somebody took all
her clothes and threw them into the creek. I lost
like the intersules of my shoes and everything. But I
remember my buddy, I called him Flamebrain. He went over
and he picked up this one girl and he picked
her up over head. Flu this this she's completely naked.
I remember like flashlights on her. We were an animals,
we were and nobody did anything bad. But I swear
to God, if that happened today, like I would have
to have my kid in some kind of No, I'm
like rehab program, you know what I mean. Seriously.
Speaker 3: I was in a sorority, so I partied a lot
in college, But I don't think I didn't do anything
that was like severe like that. There was no gang
bangs going.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't. I don't know what this stuff is.
But I have been at parties where I've I've gotten
uncomfortable and left that I. I have had that happen
more than twice out of party recently because Dan started singing.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: I always had a I always at a bachelor party
where I did. I left. I got uncomfortable and I left.
There's a smart move. Yeah, it got it, got all this.
There were strippers and all of a sudden, they're like
passing the chick around and people are sticking their faces
and play only. I'm outain, I'm fucking out of here.
I want nothing to do with this. And this was
like like twenty years ago. Yeah. Then I was at
another party where I could tell like things were getting
a little like swinger ish. Oh, And I was like, yeah, yeah,
see you would have stayed. No, but you would you
would have talked about this.
Speaker 3: I've never even been close to that situation.
Speaker 2: You're very curious about it, though, why I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just I don't I'm I'm very curious.
Speaker 4: Grn friend back on and get her to one of
these parties.
Speaker 2: There was I want to do anything Now, I say, bullshit, Well,
what if, like, what if you talk to your partner
and you decide that the two of you are going
to do something together? Would you do that?
Speaker 3: I don't think you would have any issue.
Speaker 2: How do you know? You don't know? You should have
the conversation. How would you broach that conversation. Let's let's
role play right now. Let's role play.
Speaker 3: I'd say, Joe, do you want me to be with someone?
Speaker 2: No, see, that's something thing. I don't think that's the
way to do it. I think it's like if wouldn't
you say something like, hey, I was curious of going
to one of these parties. We could stay together, but
you know, maybe see what it's like. I think I
don't even know how to fun.
Speaker 3: I really think he would say I have no interest
in that. But I think if I said I want
to do only fans, he'd be like, Okay, well.
Speaker 2: That's different because nobody else is. People are seeing you,
but you don't really know who they are, and nobody
else is there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Maybe if it wasn't local, maybe
if it was out of town, Like I told you,
I have a friend who used to go to them
in Toronto swinger parties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but when you be worried about get an.
Speaker 3: STD or, I mean I would assume us Ts and
Rochester than there.
Speaker 2: Saying in general, I don't mean that. Well, you get
a Canadian STD buddy, I hear that rate of exchange.
It's starting to go up. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm intrigued by the fact that you're intrigued, yes,
because I think you want to go do this or
you want to watch I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would like go to one, yeah, just to hang
out and see how the vibes are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but to see I think what would happen is
like if shit started going down, you would get so
turned on that you you would be it would be
like you'd be a rotistrie chicken. Jesus Christ, that is
good quickly, don't you think? Am I wrong? That's the
kind of person that were dealing with that.
Speaker 3: I would be turned on.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know, well you're human. I mean that.
Why is that problematic? I think some of it might
maybe not. Maybe you go there and go oh god.
Speaker 3: I mean it would depend on the people exactly, And.
Speaker 2: A lot of the people are god, oh yeah, there's
a few that are oh yeah. Did you watch a
little bit of that show Obliterated Oh on Netflix? Because
all of a sudden, like when it's this awful awful show.
I actually fell off of it, but it was just
it's every it's supposed to be like a parody of
every action film, every n C I S, every everything.
And they're there to save Vegas and they go busted
into a room because they think this is where the
bomb is. There's a bunch of people just yeah, they're
all like and some of them are like not that attractive.
They're very honest about it. All right, Well, well I
have left parties. I understand with the Diddy party that
there'd be a certain point where I'd have to go
get the fuck out of here. The vibe changes, it
gets like creepy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to want to I want to want
to put myself in any situation that I felt uncomfortable at. Yeah,
and I do feel uncomfortable at times, like in situations.
Speaker 2: Well who wouldn't. But I'm trying to think, like I remember,
I don't know how it would be at a swinger
party because there used to be this woman, you're right, Marie,
and she was a unicorn, so she'd be the single
woman at this thing and she would go and just
hook up like once a week, once a month, I
don't know, with another couple and some other people they have. Like,
so I always go, how does this begin? Everybody gets around,
There's a charcuterie board, a couple of glasses of wine. Hey, Bob,
I was working a fucking killing me. I gotta tell you,
but whoo, your wife took care of that. I don't like,
how would that go? How would that go? Wild? Wo? Man?
I gotta tell you, I'm looking to blow off some steam.
You know, mind if I just put in your I like,
what what?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm thinking?
Speaker 2: It happens, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You got to get someone from what's the village is
in Florida like that old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're not swinging, all of them. They're not
all swinging. Here's what's happening down there. Women live longer
than men. So there's a lot of single, widowed women.
And there's that one guy who's going up there and
he's just poking them all.
Speaker 3: My horder house situation. The woman was talking to me
about how now that I cleared a pathway into her
computer room, She's like, oh, that's where my vibrator is.
Speaker 2: Oh oh god, I want to see that. Don't you
want to see it? No? Oh? Yeah? And I'll see
now that I'm more curre, I want to see that
that thing's got to be Oh catch it, cat shit
fur mold on there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great to know She said that, Yes, we'll take
a moment.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Laura's friend's going to come in
or not. But there was something that I said to
Laura somebody I'm trying to get on the podcast, and
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go home and watch the night Lighter.
Speaker 3: Of her because of her her eternal summer smiles.
Speaker 2: Breaking my defense is an unknown damn well. He sort
of sounds like sleeping with no her up in my head.
Who's the kid from one direction? By the collar at
the graveside? Harry styles a little bit. Thanks, thank you're
saying I'm here now that I need two of one direction.
That makes me more concerned than anything. Loving thoughts living
in my young man. Give this boy abuse? What's going on? Jameson?
What's the matter? Fear now? Checking the podcast made fun
of my fucking friend. I'm doing a podcast, buddy, without fearing.
No him to the Greek with never questioned, I was accepted.
It does get him to the Greek. He's the he's
the agent. What are you look like?
Speaker 1: An old boy?
Speaker 2: First one? You would know, all right, all right, that's
Jesus said, you would know. That's nice, all right, Javids,
So I gotta go love you too.
Speaker 4: I forgot he was the record executive in that movie. Yeah,
Jonah Hill's boss. So this Dermic Kennedy, this is what's
the name of the song? Without fear, and that's what
you have written on your wrist. I have a question
when when people get words like that or inspirational sayings
tattooed on them, do you ever have to once in
a while look at your wrists, Because I'll say this,
like play like a Champion today?
Speaker 2: Right there is the big Notre Dame thing and people
all hit it. And I have a friend whose kid
goes to Notre Dame and they just posted a picture
of that song. We had one at the radio station
years ago where in play Lake Champion as you went
downstairs or something, and I go, it's sometimes those are
nice things. But I'm like I would I always wanted
to do a bit on stage going I don't know
what to do, Like someone would put breathe, just breathe.
Speaker 3: The Morgan Twins have keep Breathing tattooed on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep breathing. I'm like, shit, I know it, you're somewhere.
What do I do? Oh? Thank God? And then I
had a kid who was an intern who had like
just breathe, but it was written on like the backside
of his arm, and I used to make fun of
like if you fucking forget, how are you gonna you
gotta be a contortionist to look at it, and so
I never understood, and I would make fun of those
inspirational tattoos. I would make fun of tattoos in general
to people because I don't have any, and that's me
just being an asshole. Let the guy meet the Fox's
no regirts, Yeah, no regrets.
Speaker 3: But so but does it help you in a way
when you I definitely look at it at times, especially
without fear. Yeah, it's like just not holding back even
in terms of the grain. No going against the grain
like shave in the direction of the growth. But no,
especially I would say, like business wise, like don't hold back,
like it's you know, questioning myself and everything, like just
live without fear.
Speaker 2: I know, it's a funny thing because boy, you can
talk all the talk you want about that kind of stuff,
like you know, without fear, and you know, really kind
of gets. But sometimes when we get right up to it,
like I would be more willing to do something that
is a risk taking, traveling at high rate of speed,
jumping off something to do it than I would maybe
doing something like what you're saying. And I do think
fear holds you back. You know in a lot of ways.
I think a lot of times fear is what holds
me back even here, like I'm a fraid to do
it because what if it doesn't. I don't know. I like,
I don't know.
Speaker 3: So okay, so way before I ever heard this Dermot song,
John Lewis, one of my favorite quotes is when you
lose your sense of fear, you're free, and that it's
sort of how I've always lived. Like I don't have
that sense of fear. I don't feel that I don't
hesitate too much on my decisions. I like, just go
with my heartfelt instinct and I mean it's gotten me
where I am, and even though it's maybe not the
cleanest path, I'm happier than I've been. I yeah, So
I just I truly think that people. I know so
many people who wish they could make different life choices,
whether it be start a business, freaking, write a book,
leave a marriage that they're unhappy with, but they're too fearful.
So many people are I do know, what type of
life would you live?
Speaker 2: I think most people, I do think there's a lot
more talk than there is action with stuff. I do.
I think that that most people will say a lot
of stuff and it sounds good. Maybe that's what they
think they want, but they just aren't willing to take that.
That that leap yep, and uh, that can be that
can be weird. I'm trying to get to a thing
that I always loved.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: There's a comedian named Bill Hicks, and Bill Hicks was
more I almost felt like he was it could have
been a a professor of just life right. And he
was not a very big comic in the United States.
I mean he was, he toured in all but he
was really beloved in England. And he's from Houston, Texas
and he died years ago of cancer. But he had
this great, great thing I always loved and remember once
in a while I.
Speaker 9: Would play the rod goes up and down and round
they put at an amusement park. When you choose to
go on, and you think it's real, because that's how
powerful our minds are.
Speaker 2: The ride goes up and down and round and round.
It has thrills and chills.
Speaker 9: And it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and
it's fun for a while. Some people have been on
the ride for a long time, they begin to question
is this real versus a ride, and other people have
remembered and they come back to us and they say, hey,
don't worry, don't be afraid.
Speaker 4: Effort, because this is just a ride.
Speaker 2: But we always kill those good guys who try and
tell us that you ever notice that, and let the
demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because it's just
a ride, and we can change it at any time
we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work,
no job.
Speaker 9: No savings of money, a choice right now between.
Speaker 2: Fear and love. The eyes of fear, and once.
Speaker 9: You put the bigger locks on your door by guns,
close yourself off the eyes of love instead, see all
of us as won.
Speaker 2: Here's what we can do to change the world right
now to a better ride.
Speaker 9: Take all that money we spend on weapons and defense
each year, instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the
poor of the world, which it would many times over,
not one human being excluded.
Speaker 2: And we can explore space together both. I mean, it
gets a little bit. I've always always loved that piece,
and it's something that I will often draw on. So
as much as I make fun of maybe poke fun
at the well, you got to find it on your body.
I know it's here somewhere, God damn it. I often
think of that. It comes down to fear and love,
and you know, I always think that it shit will
work out. It don't work out.
Speaker 3: I can't remember exactly what he said, but that people
will who you think are the correct people will try
and steer you in a different path or whatever. They'll
try and like squash like their goals. I mean, I
can't tell you how many times I've seen that happen personally.
You know, my mom thought it was best for me
to stay in my marriage even though I was unhappy,
because she's like, it's so scary, like what are you
gonna do? I know someone who wanted to leave his
marriage and ended up in therapy and his therapist therapist
was like, well, oh there's my girl friend. And his
therapist was like, well, what you think you're leaving for
is just like a uh, what's it called? Not real?
I can't think an illusion? Like you know, it's like
you got talked out of what you actually wanted to
do because you thought it wasn't the cracked path. But like,
you just gotta do what makes you happy in life.
Speaker 2: Radio, are you going to say anything. What do you
mean you're not you're not supposed to be here. Oh,
we were just going to play a game. You should
play with us.
Speaker 3: We're gonna play Battle of the Sexes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm scared you came in here. So, oh, well,
we're not talking about the podcast, all right? Uh, we
might as well. We'll do the game now and then
well we'll get her to talk next. Next set for
who we're not ending, Sorry, we're not ending. All right.
Speaker 3: Here, we're playing a game.
Speaker 2: Put the headphones on. Put the headphones on. It's not
that big a deal.
Speaker 3: It's a trivia game.
Speaker 2: It's a trivia game. Just put your headphones on. What
are you scared of? You talk all the time. The
mouth never stops. Mm hmmmm mm hmmm. Kevin's got questions.
You get questions that are aimed at the guys and
you have to answer. And then yeah, put just put
the headphones on. There you go. That's it perfect, see
and then you can hear everything and we don't even
have it. Well, we'll get you on camera next time.
Next next.
Speaker 3: You look beautiful, Kevin.
Speaker 2: Question number one, all right, we'll start with the ladies.
What do you put in a Jerry Can.
Speaker 3: In a Jerry Can You're supposed to be stopped, They're
supposed to be hard.
Speaker 6: Can I google?
Speaker 2: No, No, you can't google Jerry Can? Yes for you.
Speaker 4: What American actress starred alongside Jay Moore in the movie
Picture Perfect?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I Know.
Speaker 2: What? At each Other?
Speaker 4: To Olympic event uses a toboggan that has no breaks
and is steered by the movement of the writer's legs
and shoulders. William, What is the name of someone who
isn't a doctor but is qualified to deliver a baby?
Speaker 2: Ladies? Apart from a sh you heel? What is a stiletto?
What is a stiletto other than a shoe heel? Other
than a shoe heel? William? What was the name of
the dance craze popularized by Madonna? Dance craze popularized by Madonna?
Speaker 5: Who?
Speaker 2: I just saw a meme.
Speaker 4: Saying if you went back to nineteen nine and said
Roseanne Barr was better looking at Madonna, people would laugh
at you out of the building.
Speaker 3: Do you think she's better looking than Madonna?
Speaker 2: Right now? Right now?
Speaker 3: I haven't seen.
Speaker 2: Roseanne Bar Roseanne Bar it looks okay, she looks appropriate
for he rage she looks like she gats gracefully.
Speaker 3: She Madonna used to be like my idol.
Speaker 2: Madonna looks scary as shit?
Speaker 3: What the fuck happened? Yes, that's Roseanne.
Speaker 2: That's Roseanne. That's Roseanne. All right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta go to swing?
Speaker 2: Where? Where were we gotta go to swing?
Speaker 3: Person?
Speaker 2: Ladies? What hockey? What is hockey legend? Wayne Gretzky's nickname? William?
Speaker 4: What does it mean if a woman catches a bouquet
Bucky bouquet.
Speaker 2: At a wedding? I got this? I crushed at this? Ladies?
What is Rambo's first name?
Speaker 3: Think?
Speaker 2: I know, William?
Speaker 4: What was Patrick Swayze's occupation in the movie Ghost?
Speaker 2: Construction worker, doctor, merchant, banker or chef?
Speaker 3: Why is he getting multiple multiple choice?
Speaker 8: Coming too lazy? In an Olympic sized swimming pool? How
many laps do you need to swim to complete the
fifteen Hunter race?
Speaker 2: Ladies? Funding William? Who played Romeo to Claire Day's Juliet?
I know, I know Randy knows. Who's a Randy? Come on,
spit it up, Freebie?
Speaker 3: Did you have it?
Speaker 4: What was the name of Tim the toolman, Taylor's neighbor
on the telephone? Television show Home Improvement.
Speaker 2: I know that one complete this well known phrase, William
something old, something new?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And ladies in a game of pool, which balls
are the low numbers, solids or stripes?
Speaker 2: And last for you, Bill, what is a panama? What
is a panama? What's a panama? It's a canal? Back
to the top, ladies, what are you putting to Jerry can.
Speaker 3: Come out?
Speaker 2: Nicotine spit Jerry Carl. Do you know what's putting Jerry
can't gasoline? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What actors start alongside Jaymore in the movie Picture Perfect?
Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 4: Jennifer Aniston, Oh yeah, what movie is that? Jerry one
with Matthew McConaughey.
Speaker 3: I am taking the wedding planner. That's right, you're looking guy.
Speaker 2: I like j Moore. It's married to the owner of
the Lakers. Yes, he's getting big. Fan Phil Phil Jackson's
sloppy second. I like, uh, I'm a fan of jack
I like j Two.
Speaker 4: What Olympic event uses a toboggan that has no breaks
and the steered by the movement of the rider's legs
and shoulders.
Speaker 3: Bob slid incorrect?
Speaker 2: Lose there it is Yeah, what is.
Speaker 4: The name of someone who isn't a doctor but qualified
to deliver a babe?
Speaker 2: I couldn't remember the name, so I said wet nurse.
But I what Okay, well I don't I know. It's
like the uh wait, it's the do you know, No,
not the old doctor, that's the doctor, midwife, midwife, god, Dan,
I got it wrong. Fuck. Apart from a shoe heel,
what is a stiletto? Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: I was thinking part of a bike.
Speaker 2: That's actually that's actually not a bad guess. Yeah, you know.
I thought it was a tool that you use. It's
a small short knife. Yeah, that you would use, oh,
small short knife. Oh, I had it wrong. I was
thinking it was more like, you know what I was thinking.
Have you ever split wood? And sometimes if you get
a really hard piece of wood, you put like a
tool in there. It's it's got a point on the
end and a fat head and you slam it, you
like hit it with a sledgehammer and you hit it
with the back of the axe where there's sort of
a hammer. And I thought that was called the stiletto. Okay,
that's what I'm aware. I'm wrong. What is the name
of the dance craze popularized by Madonna. Well, thank you
again to Randy who was doing it down there, I said, voguing, Correct, Randy, Yeah,
she's telling me cheap. What is the nickname of hockey legend,
Wayne Gretzky.
Speaker 3: You're the one who had a guess, But I think
it might be like Theronk the gronkron.
Speaker 2: He came after, by the way, a lot after the
great one, the great one, Yes, the great one, the gronk.
Speaker 3: Gronk he was. Gronkowski played for the Patriots from Buffalo.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: What does it mean if a woman catches a bouquet
she's getting married next correct?
Speaker 2: Or she a syphilis? I can't tell. That's stay away
from her. That's what you want to do, is stay away.
What is Rambo's first name?
Speaker 3: Rambo?
Speaker 2: Bob John John Rambo. I knew it was something. I
couldn't remember this, I went, Bob, I don't What was Patrick.
Speaker 4: Swayze's occupation in the movie Ghost construction doctor merchant banker
or chef merchant banker?
Speaker 2: Correct? Yeah, because it wasn't that the guy who was
like embattling funds or something. I said, excuse me for
hiv vagy Vanagina. Excuse me, let's get it right. How
many laps do.
Speaker 4: You need to swim to complete a fifteen race in
an Olympic sized swimming pool?
Speaker 6: I went with thirty.
Speaker 2: Whoa thirty is correct? Yea? God dang, so I figured that.
Speaker 3: No, I wrote out for the math.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm impressed. Thank you very good. We know
you know the answer to this one? Who played Romeo
to Clared Danes? I didn't know.
Speaker 10: I was.
Speaker 2: I really didn't know. I was thinking that maybe with
Ryan Gosling, But Leonhard a discaprio, according to the big
mouth at the end of the table, and that's me.
Speaker 3: I can't go on the microphone.
Speaker 2: What's the name of the neighbor for Tim the toolman
Taylor on the television show You Got This? It was
l that's his co host. Yeah, it was his. Oh fuck,
I don't know it either. Was there a mister something Norman,
the guy with defense Norm Nelson? Will Yeah, I love
that you're losing. Complete this well known phrase, something old,
something new, something borrowed, something blue like yours. That's right.
Speaker 4: And in a game of pool, which balls are the
low numbers solids or stripes?
Speaker 3: I wrote solids?
Speaker 2: Correct? And miss Moran, what is a hanama.
Speaker 3: Atama?
Speaker 2: It's a crack, I said a dress a hat. It's
a wide brimmed hat. Yes, it's a hat. Fuck, I
got it on this side. I I got it wrong.
I got to I will say it killed us. Yeah,
well finally won one. You know it's so bad. And
I winness on the women's questions. I got stiletto wrong
for the dudes, John Rambo, I got wrong. I guess
I can pull on a theme net tutor. She wants what,
Oh my gosh, all right, we have lots of things too.
Should we talk about something? Oh, you know what we
need to do. We'll take a moment we had the game,
and we will come back with the person that I
want to get on. But when I told you, you
instantly google yes, and and I have a lot of
I have a lot of questions. But I have a
lot of questions from your perspective as because I think
that there's a lot of guys that live in I
want to say fear, but sort of fear, like you know, inadequacies.
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Speaker 3: John Tener, Oh, John, do you know it?
Speaker 2: See if you know? Sitting on the song Red Tree,
I saw it is not John High. Better than John High,
you know what? Like? It is not this guy named
Philly Strings. And I heard it on John Mayer's station.
I heard I heard John Mayer playing it. He does
this thing called new music Friday Tuesday, because new music
comes out of Friday, but he gets doing on Tuesday.
And he played a Philly String song and.
Speaker 3: I was like, man, I like kind of did this
He's been around her?
Speaker 2: What I don't know much about I didn't know much
about it.
Speaker 3: He's played a lot of Colorado.
Speaker 2: Okay, how do you know this?
Speaker 3: I love all right, and I have a cousin who
lives out there.
Speaker 2: What else do you love, Laura? What else Penis is?
Speaker 4: Oh?
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Speaker 3: I have to tell you I went on a wine
tour for my friend's birthday on Sunday, and one of
the gifts I gave her was when we had that
person send in the like pictures of me photoshopped with
all the dicks.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 3: I gave it to my friend as a joke for
her birthday. Was just like, I'm gonna put this in
my wallet.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 4: You can send all your dick packs to Bill Moran
at two eight eighty and sixty six.
Speaker 2: So get thrown over to Laura. Hang on, there's a
guy who has called uh three times tonight already. Let
me see, is it Doug or Mark? Let's say hang
on not recon Randy.
Speaker 5: Fuck you if you dare call me back, mullyfucker.
Speaker 11: This is a listen, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: Anyways.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you might have to slap around a little bit.
Speaker 2: But talk about Jameson needs to have a couple of no.
But then hang on, he has this. He cut himself off.
Speaker 11: So yeah, if you dare call me back.
Speaker 5: My own man used to always say, I was proved
that the Indians fucked the Buffalo, and I always responded
with who the fuck uh were you the Indian or
the Buffalo?
Speaker 11: And you know what the apple tree?
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Ship?
Speaker 11: Don't fall from fall far far from the asshole.
Speaker 5: He had a couple fuck you all.
Speaker 4: Right, take the head that call the MJ and see
what he can recommend it. Get me like that, because
holy Christ, I'm on a roll.
Speaker 2: Billy is his third.
Speaker 11: Call, thinking Danny's next band, Furry Harry Dildo or Harry Favorite. Yeah,
cat shiit dildo.
Speaker 2: Cat shit dildo. That's all the things we were talking
about at the hoarderhouse. The order. All right, there you go.
Speaker 3: Who is that guy?
Speaker 2: He's a listener and he calls our line And now
I have an app so it comes to my phone
and I can just play it. But the bad part
is it'll ring in all hours of the night. There
calls and text come and send your dick pics for Laura.
Speaker 3: I can rate them.
Speaker 2: You can rate them, all right. So there's a guy.
His name is Jonah what was it Jonah hold On Hill. No,
not Jonah Hill, because that's exactly where my brain went.
It's not Jonah Hill. But he is the man with
the world's largest penis thirteen inches erect, and I want
to get him on the podcast. What is it not erect? Well,
Laura had pictures. I mean the thing that hangs down.
I thought, talk right into this thing, get rid of there.
Speaker 3: I thought it was that Jonah Felcon.
Speaker 6: With a beard, longer hair, who's a porn star.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking to Ron Jeremy, Ron Jeremy. No, this
this guy has the right I mean, could you it's
like a baby's own It's bigger than a baby's arm.
Speaker 3: I was like, you could hit a baseball with that.
Speaker 2: You could, but that is a baseball bat. You probably
can't wear underworry either. I don't know what you you tree, Yeah,
you gotta put it like a scrunching or something. What
would you do if that if you saw that, Laura, Like,
if all of a sudden you were getting romantic, I
goes listen, like if a guy says to you listen,
and he knows because other women have gone absolutely not
get that away from me. And like, what would if
you said, listen, there may be a problem. I'm really big,
and you might think that he's bragging.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be like I could handle it, And then
if I saw it, I'd.
Speaker 2: Be like, there goes by, no gag reflecks, Like That's
what I'm thinking, is like that guy's got to be
kind of lonely in a way.
Speaker 6: Because that thing you never get a real blowjob.
Speaker 2: No, no, probably not just no.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he is just the tip. Yeah, he's never
penetrating someone to full extent. You're not getting.
Speaker 2: No, he could do a couple of it, like a
kebab blonde Bernett Fred like.
Speaker 3: You can fully insert that penis.
Speaker 2: No, that's the thing. It's like, I want to talk
to him because I think that there's a lot of
drawbacks to it. And I do wonder too, like that's
a long is it your urethra something in there? Like
I gotta think there's medical possibilities of things happening. But
he eclipses that twenty one seconds tinkling too. Oh yeah,
but talking to the microphone that big they do, how
do you know you don't know, no, but I know
they have been heard. Yeah, but why would you? But
that seems like a waste, doesn't it. You're not going
to really use a joke. Yeah, it is like a joke.
So what happens like if you if you see somebody,
have you ever been disappointed when you yes? And then
but did they measure up in the other areas? Like
did they surprise you? They didn't? Because you know why, Well,
because you're going in with a bad attitude. That's why.
Speaker 3: Now there's there the one that I can think of
the smallest, like no, it was disappointing, very disappointing, Sergey
like very like just and and he just sucked at
sex anyway, like there was nothing well you no confidence? Yeah,
I mean it just wasn't fine. There was another one
that was smaller, but you you were shocked to that
this guy was smaller because he exuded like big guy
in the navy, like really good looking guy and he
was small but he worked like But yeah, but have
you ever.
Speaker 2: Were broken up because it was it just didn't work? Yes,
perhaps you haven't returned a phone call?
Speaker 3: Perhaps really well, right, sex is important.
Speaker 6: I go to Laura for all my sex questions.
Speaker 2: Do you really why because she's just so open? She
is very open, that is true. Yeah. I think that's
how you kind of should be, don't you guess? Yeah?
I mean maybe you should start a consulting business in
that like being open.
Speaker 3: I could, I could, Yeah, sex therapist, Like I love it,
I don't. I hate one that's stigmatized. I hate when
people look down on it. I hate that, like I said,
like people would be like, oh, she's a horror for
sleeping with younger guys, like you know, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: You're you're a horror for sleeping with many younger guys
and that.
Speaker 3: Was just awesome kidding, Well, I don't, I don't know,
Like I just I think that sex is really fine.
And it's not that I was out sleeping with a
different person every week and.
Speaker 2: Said, dick pic and he sent a picture of his face.
Speaker 3: It sort of does look like the head of a penis.
It's bald, and you know, uh, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think most guys get intimidated or worry like I do.
I think that they worry about that and that they're
not going to measure up or whatever. And when somebody
like that walks into a locker room shower.
Speaker 3: That's scary.
Speaker 2: You don't even know where to go. But I've heard
women say I've heard women go, yeah, that guy had
the biggest penis I've ever seen, but I just wasn't
attracted to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, that happens, or he didn't know how
to use it. Yes, And there are people who are like, oh,
I'm not all that big, but they are. I want
to please, you want to do whatever, like very vocal,
and that's wonderful. I think that's so much better than
having a guy who is a big dick and thinks
that like just thrusting it is all that you need.
That's not true. You need the foreplay, you need to
be seduced.
Speaker 2: Yes, what do you want to say?
Speaker 6: How did I get on this?
Speaker 2: I don't know. You came in and she got filthy.
That's not all I can tell you. We want to
have that. There was nothing but Bible quotes and were
actually talking about fear and how to overcome your fire,
having like almost more philosophical. Then you came in and
it got filthy, filthy, filthy, filthy? What is wrong with
you that?
Speaker 3: I only also knows that I like to write some
dirty stuff.
Speaker 2: Yes, do you? Why don't you do? Like I think
there's almost fan fiction. But I thought there was somebody
who did erotica where you like you read it, you
read erotica, they record your voice or something like yeah,
but I think this is Erotica's stories, like Eronica stories.
I would like that you'd have to stop.
Speaker 6: She would actually be the perfect person.
Speaker 2: Does she write ironica? Has she written ironic?
Speaker 10: If we're just having like a conversation, like I'm going
to be more like soft spoken.
Speaker 6: Meaning like.
Speaker 2: Words, more lady, like, yeah, she's just a filthy, filthy
gutter math.
Speaker 3: Like when our group of friends, if we sit around
and like say someone tells like a hot story or
talks about like a sexual picture, Like one of our
friends will be like, oh I sent so and so
a picture. I'm like, oh my god, I'm so turned
on by that.
Speaker 10: Like yeah, she's like I'm gonna go home and masturbait
like and I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, wait you say that because somebody like if
somebody sent a picture like a dick pic.
Speaker 3: No, it's more like my friend saying something to their
partners to like turn them on. I'm like, oh, that's
so hot, Like, yeah, give me.
Speaker 2: The example of what you mean. I'm curious.
Speaker 3: Okay, So a couple of weeks ago, one of my
friends was talking about a shower sex story that they
sent someone, and I got very turned on by it,
and I was like, I'm really gonna go home and
messure me.
Speaker 2: Wow, damn does Joe get jealous of the story. No,
he doesn't know. You Just go play Xbox. Shut up,
give me twenty minutes, Give me twenty minutes. That that's interesting, right, I.
Speaker 3: Mean he's even changed how he is sexually, like because
of what he knowing. What I like more now? I
like that aggressiveness, like take control and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I want to yeah very much. Why why
are you you look like you just why? She somebody's
nervous down there.
Speaker 3: I don't Uh, she knows all of who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: But you you you're very open to a point, like,
did what happens with your mom? Does she know this stuff?
Speaker 3: She was always open sexually too?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like my mom.
Speaker 3: She was single most of girl. Okay, so, I mean
she dated a lot, but but she would be single,
and like my mom at this I remember her. She'll
kill me if she hears this. Her secret at the
sexty party was that, like when my stepdad would fall asleep,
she would go in the other room to mast rate. Really,
so yeah, I think I've always just been very open
about this stuff.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but see if you're not saving it for
the person, and isn't that bad?
Speaker 3: Isn't that Isn't that like a lot more than you
guys get.
Speaker 2: Who does well? But yeah, I got you know he's
got a roommate. It's they gotta leave a stock on
the door. I uh, okay, that's very it's interesting to
me to hear all this stuff. But that the fact
that you would get so turned on, that's why I
think I want to get jonah on and I want
to get the Swinger people in here because I think
I think you could be a scout. We might need
to put tarps on that. No, No, I'm just I'm
just saying, no, I'm yeah, I'm just saying I think
you would be interested in that. You're that interesting in
that lifestyle. Does that like, does that even intrigue you
at all? Like the swinger and stuff when you hear
about that stuff, I.
Speaker 10: Want to know all about it, But I'm not interested
in being in it, but I find it fascinating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't a fascinating because I always think that somebody's
gonna get jealous somewhere along the line, and I can't
work out do you get jealous or do you or
could you share?
Speaker 3: I probably could share, But I I like when whoever
I'm dating gets hit on, like I take it as
a compliment, like when people like when I catch girls
look at Joe if we're out, I'm like, oh, yeah,
he looks good tonight, Like.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, But yeah, I'm not gonna get jealous. Even if
someone were to him and hit on him, He's going
to be like, no, I'm with her rights, no, but
all right, But no, Randy, I'm thinking the same thing.
Like I would. I would totally go to like a
swinger party and I want to like see what goes on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like not that I want to go to a
new beach.
Speaker 3: Yes, not that I want to participate.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of fucking manatees. You're going to see
people that they honest to god, if they passed out,
you try to push him back in the ocean because
you think they were a fucking wildlife that washed up.
Speaker 6: There's polygamy.
Speaker 2: What about polygamy? Well that's one guy and yeah, but
how does it work? Would you want to be that?
Well you might get a night off. I don't know.
I like that. It is weird because are we supposed
to be monogamous or are we not? It's right, that's
a question, that is like, it's a question, and I
think there's a lot of people who are tempted and
that's why you have, you know, cheating, and there's secrets
and then sometimes things don't work out or sometimes you're
you're comfortable in a relationship but it's not that great.
Speaker 3: And like you talking to that woman who's in the
open relationship, like I understand it, Like yes, especially the
fact that they have kids. Joe has sent me this
quote before and it's like, you have kids with the
wrong person, to have kid three weekends with the right person.
And I actually love it because everyone sees like when
we're out and about, we have so much fun together.
I don't post as many pictures of when we're with
the kids. But he's also he's completely wonderful with my kids,
like they are very much attached to him and everything.
But yeah, we we can enjoy each other either way.
But yeah, I don't know. It's just those societal norms.
I hate them. What do you mean by societal norms
that you're supposed to be married and have kids and
stick with this person for better or for worse, no
matter whether you're happy or healthy or that that's what
you're supposed to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's always somebody who always said something like, I
like you, let's see how it goes. Kind of right,
I'm sort of paraphrasing there, but that seems like if
you did that in relationships, and I think we're trained
you're right that that's not the way that this is
evil or wrong or you're a bad person if you
act this way, and that's not necessarily true.
Speaker 3: No, And it's it's funny because when I met Joe,
I said I don't do relationships. Yeah, and then even
when I started to date and I was like, I
don't want to like you as much as I like you,
and then I still joke around. I'm like, God, damn it,
why did I fall in love with you? Like? I
was not expecting this. I wasn't ready for it. It
just he's a wonderful person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he takes three eggs out on the counter.
I tend to build that.
Speaker 10: So when I got a picture of standing next to
Bill when.
Speaker 3: You sit the deck, and I was at work and
so like I see the picture of the two of you,
and I was like, oh, my girl. And then I
didn't even read the like here's two eggs. I was, Okay,
what town.
Speaker 2: I have a funny feeling that there's a lot more
swapping this stuff going on in Webster than there is
in any other town. Maybe Pittsford. He's definitely east Side. Yeah.
I think you're probably sad to keeps your mouth shut.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I also think, like I've seen some of
those words, they'll get mad. Man.
Speaker 3: I feel like we Side is a lot more terrimorial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, family oriented stuff. My girl, well or don't fuck
with my man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But I know enough Victor people.
Speaker 2: Do you know Victor people? I will say that there
was somebody had always said that there was some like
sort of underground east Side, A lot of well known
people in the town. We get together and really well,
they did eat it up. They had a freak off. Man.
Speaker 6: I heard the diplomat hotel the.
Speaker 2: Diplomat what used to go on to the diplomat. I
think it still does Is it even still open? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where the hell is the diplomat?
Speaker 2: Lyle Avenue?
Speaker 6: I heard that open, I hear where do you?
Speaker 2: Where do you hear this stuff? Because you also said
that you heard that the grocery shelves are going to
be empty and they're not, Like I go, so I
actually go and go, Okay, I don't know where you're
hearing this from. What kind of conspiracy be at? I understand,
but the ports it's going to be months before it
like really gets to that desperate point. It'll be months.
Speaker 6: Somebody told me to go shopping.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is somebody who was a Danny Wegman. Danny said, hey,
come shop, who's her husband? Get go get the goddamn But.
Speaker 10: I will say I did text one of my clients
who's a big Wegmans and Okay, what do I need
to go buy?
Speaker 6: The answer nothing, We live in America.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean, this is sort of it and
and like even the because I go, oh, this is
this is the crazy I looked for it. I go,
I have to see if there's any legitimacy to this,
and what are people is it on social media? Where
is this.
Speaker 6: Yes, I have a friend that all day long, Yes, sends.
Speaker 2: Me crazy ship that they believe. Yes, yes, problem, I
don't know. I don't even know who that is, but
I would say that I think the East Side. I
think you're right, Kevin has more swinger type underground stuff.
I think there's more like affairs and things, you know,
the unhappy Oh, there's definitely the unhappy Pittsford housewife, now that.
Speaker 3: I personally know. But I hear crazy stories in Webster
and oh yeah, but of the cheating and like, you
know so and so ended up with so and so
but not swingers.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, me too, me too.
Speaker 3: You moved here?
Speaker 2: That is exactly why I moved here. Yes, because I
wanted to be you know, pretzeled inside out. What is
that's wrong with you? No? But I did. There was
supposedly a neighborhood, the one neighborhood where I hear that
that goes on, that there's swinging.
Speaker 3: Let's go ding dong Btchum.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't you would stay right there? Oh? Would you would?
Ding dong and go? I love.
Speaker 6: Flamingo in the yard.
Speaker 10: If you have a flamingo in the yard, you'mans and
you've got.
Speaker 2: A pineapple pine. I had a flamingo in my air
and I'm not swinging.
Speaker 6: That's supposed to be a sign it is.
Speaker 2: How do you know? This? Is this again one of
your stupid friends. This is bullshit that you have no
idea about.
Speaker 6: I talk to somebody different in my chair every thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, and they tell you these things.
Speaker 3: I get everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. M Do you feel like you have to you're
a herapist, like you have to be a bit of
a therapist for people.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but any given day it could be need therapy.
Speaker 3: Do people tell you about affairs?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just wondering.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like confession. I don't believe that a human
being is capable of keeping a secret. I really don't.
I always think that somebody eventually has to tell somebody now,
And if you are really good at keeping a secret,
I almost wonder if that's like psychopathic in a way.
Speaker 3: No, No, because there's a if somebody tells me, like,
swear to god, you won't say anything. I will.
Speaker 2: No. But let's say you're doing something. Let's say you
are the one having an illicit affair or something. Could
you keep that secret? I could you could you wouldn't
say anything to anybody, or would you eventually crack to
one of your friends, like, listen, I got to tell
you what I've been doing.
Speaker 3: It depends, Yeah, it depends on the situation. There's been
things that I've done that I've told people about, and
things that I've done that I haven't told people about.
Speaker 2: Really one of those. All right, well we'll wrap it up. Randy.
You have to come back in some time and we'll
have to get like we won't get Yeah, real housewives, housewives,
Webster will get all the stuff that goes on here
about that.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about the real.
Speaker 2: Yes, you do, you say, you spill it all the time.
I hear the stuff. Don't give me more trouble than that. Okay,
for Laura, who always brings it. For Randy, get your
haircut at Larry James Salon. For Kevin, who is a
pink flamingo in his yard, but he's not a swinger.
I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow. I book a
big hotel. Didn't know what to do. I'm trying to TV.
Speaker 4: Don't do the letter to you.
Speaker 2: Not a danger state