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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart and funny. Your bodies, it's the fuck that

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<v Speaker 1>to the day. Just look it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't see how Chili you good over there? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing the rock out with your stockouts today? Something's

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<v Speaker 2>going on with Chili. I can't hear him in this room. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I brought in some fun facts. We're gonna get right

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<v Speaker 2>into the flashback as well. I gotta do something Easter

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<v Speaker 2>based for your fun facts as we go into the

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<v Speaker 2>big Easter weekend. So, Easter is based on the vernal equinox.

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<v Speaker 2>It can fall on any day between March twenty second

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<v Speaker 2>and April twenty fifth. It's a floating day. It's never

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<v Speaker 2>like Easter, you know. The fourth of July is on

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth of July. Christmas is on the twenty fifth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's locked in. Easter's not locked in it always, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It all depends on Ash Wednesday, starts the day after

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<v Speaker 2>Marty Ras. Everything floats, everything's all over the place. That

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<v Speaker 2>vernal equinox is wild. You can't control her. Easter has

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<v Speaker 2>been on April twentieth for twenty just three times in

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<v Speaker 2>the past ninety five years. They were all fairly recent too,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty and three, twenty fourteen, and of course Sunday is

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<v Speaker 2>for twenty oh We got the memes ready to go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna happen again until twenty eighty seven, so

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<v Speaker 2>you better enjoy it. I don't know how many of

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<v Speaker 2>us are gonna be around in twenty eighty seven, Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember for twenty eastern my dad, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>we really blazed up. Stop. Every ounce of ice water

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<v Speaker 2>you drink burns one calorie.

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<v Speaker 1>That is fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, yeah, drink cold water. It burns calories. Okay, cold water.

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<v Speaker 2>Always drink cold water. And finally, penguins have knees. Kneat

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<v Speaker 2>I mean their legs look super short because yeah, most

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<v Speaker 2>of their legbones are covered in feathers. But yeah, penguins

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<v Speaker 2>have knees.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's the fun that to the day. We make

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<v Speaker 1>you look smart in front of your body's it's the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the day.