Speaker 1: Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis.
Speaker 2: Strange encounters of frogs.
Speaker 1: And lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman
Speaker 1: and all their victims, Murray pictures captured by shot witness,
Speaker 1: ufones breaking laws.
Speaker 2: Of physics, Pictures of aliens carving the high rogue glyphics.
Speaker 2: This is the bizarre world that we live in.
Speaker 1: So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here
Speaker 1: to talk about some cryptics.
Speaker 3: This is Tom Thompson Castenos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
Speaker 3: and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about
Speaker 3: some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this
Speaker 3: wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The
Speaker 3: curtains are open, we're checking tickets out the door.
Speaker 2: It's about to get strange.
Speaker 4: Everybody, Welcome, everybody, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: All right, So there was uh oh yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 5: forgot two nuns. They're on bicycles. They're heading back to
Speaker 5: the convent and they actually take the wrong way down
Speaker 5: a cobblestone road. One nun looks at the other nun
Speaker 5: She's like, I've never came this way before, and the
Speaker 5: other nun looks back there and she's like, it's probably
Speaker 5: the cobblestones.
Speaker 2: This is so stupid.
Speaker 6: I don't know if it was the greatest idea, but
Speaker 6: I took a gram of mushrooms like two hours ago
Speaker 6: and it's hit it hit it hit me like fifteen
Speaker 6: minutes ago.
Speaker 4: So we're doing this live too.
Speaker 2: We'll do it live.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll do it live. We got the other quick
Speaker 5: one too. Why sure girls masturbate with these two fingers?
Speaker 4: And why because uh and this is.
Speaker 2: What is that one?
Speaker 6: I think is that from I think it's from the
Speaker 6: Predator or some ship. And we're like all Sortsnagger's buddies
Speaker 6: like dying. He's like, b b fucking freaking out. I
Speaker 6: try to find fun ones.
Speaker 2: So there are a lot of characters named Billy and movies,
Speaker 2: a lot of sorry too many characters getting cut them down,
Speaker 2: just kidding me.
Speaker 6: Welcome everybody to the show. Like I said, we're going
Speaker 6: live for this one. Sometimes we'll be doing that for
Speaker 6: YouTube to kind of see if we can get people
Speaker 6: involved more in the conversations.
Speaker 2: We're doing.
Speaker 6: This is something like light and fun before we start
Speaker 6: getting into some really dark, disturbing true crime and and
Speaker 6: then eventually harp is coming in very like in depth conspiracy.
Speaker 5: How the fuck has it taking us over two years
Speaker 5: to get into hurt because I have to ask for that,
Speaker 5: like probably about three years.
Speaker 6: I got a do all my like extensive research, which
Speaker 6: the AI said I do, so I gotta do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we should just ask chat CPT with.
Speaker 5: Our episode and just read them all. Yeah, it's crazy,
Speaker 5: so cool though, it's cool to use you used at all?
Speaker 6: No, I don't fucking The only thing I've used is
Speaker 6: AI art a bit so to bring in this episode
Speaker 6: for the video. This is just like a couple of
Speaker 6: things I was like ghostly animals and it kind of
Speaker 6: created some of these fucking weird images.
Speaker 2: You think.
Speaker 5: It's like, uh, just this is just pressed people after
Speaker 5: their animals pass and they're just like, I think I
Speaker 5: still see them.
Speaker 2: One of those.
Speaker 4: We'll get into it. We'll get into it.
Speaker 6: So we're talking about ghostly animal hauntings and encounters. Billy
Speaker 6: loves animals, you know, he does Big Dog. He's a
Speaker 6: big fan of dogs. I like kiddies and dogs.
Speaker 4: My dog is is a beast of its own, fucking psychopath.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking slippery slope.
Speaker 4: I'm always fucking dancing on that said, Chelsea, slippery mushrooms,
Speaker 4: before you do this, I like it. I gotta stop
Speaker 4: doing it live on the show.
Speaker 6: It's not probably the greatest idea, but sometimes I don't
Speaker 6: know really how it's gonna affect me in that moment,
Speaker 6: and then it's an hour passes, I'm like, ah, I
Speaker 6: did nothing, and then.
Speaker 2: It hits you. You know, it is not what mushrooms do. Though.
Speaker 2: How long have you been taking them? Should you know
Speaker 2: that by now? Yeah? I know, years straight?
Speaker 6: Almost Most hauntings seem to involve humans, But what about
Speaker 6: pets that have passed on? Is it possible that animals
Speaker 6: can return as ghosts to help or haunt owners?
Speaker 2: You didn't feed me? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, fucking you find like mysterious cat puke all
Speaker 6: around the fucking house. Uh, But stories of pent pets
Speaker 6: hauntings are widespread, in some cases the.
Speaker 4: Stuff of legend. Perhaps it is.
Speaker 6: A unique bond that animals have with their humans that
Speaker 6: make this type of supernatural encounter possible.
Speaker 4: We're getting into We're getting spooky on this episode.
Speaker 6: We're gonna talk about ghostly animal encounters and technically hauntings.
Speaker 6: It's been a while since we've dived and tipped our
Speaker 6: toe into the paranormal. So fucking mix it up a
Speaker 6: bit before we get in some disgusting true crime.
Speaker 2: It's not recent, it's not too recent, ones years ago.
Speaker 6: I'm according Tomorrow Morning, the Toy Box Killer with Aaron.
Speaker 6: That shit's fucking wild, dude. He put a they're putting
Speaker 6: chicks and like put the kidnapped people and put them
Speaker 6: in this like saw looking dungeon room where they're naked
Speaker 6: and they're gaped open and stuff like that, and he
Speaker 6: would be like, I did. I recorded some of the
Speaker 6: audio from the actual transcripts because he would be like, hey, bitch,
Speaker 6: welcome and like and then he would be like you're
Speaker 6: in a precarious position, aren't you, And would like give
Speaker 6: like play them tapes before.
Speaker 5: And was like what the other women that were getting abused.
Speaker 6: He would play a tape essentially saying what they're gonna
Speaker 6: get into and that they have to it just there's.
Speaker 4: No way out that you have to accept it. What's
Speaker 4: gonna happen. It's fucking wild. It's almost worse than I.
Speaker 6: Know you would have enjoyed it. But Aaron loves this guy.
Speaker 6: It's like he spent his whole life researching.
Speaker 2: That's that's fair anyways.
Speaker 4: Carry so let's get into all these gonna be fun
Speaker 4: little you know, Brent harken back to the time of
Speaker 4: Strange Brew when we first started the show, when we
Speaker 4: would talk about urban legends and do little little stories
Speaker 4: of each thing. That's kind of what we're doing on
Speaker 4: uh on this episode. I'm pretty excited. It's it's fun.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been haunted by a pet or animal
Speaker 4: like you at all?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I get haunted by my current one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've I don't even know if
Speaker 4: I've heard of anybody like my pet goldfish. Yeah he's here. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like, what the fuck is that I've heard?
Speaker 5: I wonder if there's conventions like that. It's everybody that's
Speaker 5: had like a dead animal. They all show up to
Speaker 5: like a meeting, but it's all like, it's all people
Speaker 5: with traumatized pests. And there's that one fucking weird lady
Speaker 5: that she's like, mock goldfish, won't leave me alone. That's
Speaker 5: funny even there, even them, they're like, fuck you bitch.
Speaker 6: Crazy cat lady can't even hear what anybody is saying
Speaker 6: to her because she has like one hundred meowing dead
Speaker 6: cats in her ear, like you didn't feed me properly,
Speaker 6: and it's just like I couldn't keep trying.
Speaker 2: I was on a hygienic I wouldn't say now people
Speaker 2: see that.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why I went into one.
Speaker 5: House probably about a year ago where yeah, like it
Speaker 5: was it had like eight and.
Speaker 2: I'm like eight cats.
Speaker 6: That's a lot of fucking cat this house when Chelsea's
Speaker 6: dad like renovated it. Yeah, a crazy cat lady used
Speaker 6: to live in this house. And there is out back
Speaker 6: probably hundreds of dead kind hundreds but like like.
Speaker 4: Hundreds, ten actions of weird animals as weird as it
Speaker 4: is talking about this. Uh, probably like five six cats
Speaker 4: that were dead. And there was raccoon. There was a
Speaker 4: raccoon dead inside the walls, like wild shit.
Speaker 6: When it's not her fault, I know, but like there
Speaker 6: was she was a crazy cat lady.
Speaker 4: There was like dead cats and ship and I'm like
Speaker 4: he we.
Speaker 2: Pull back the couch and you're like, oh, there he
Speaker 2: is fucking stupid.
Speaker 6: Chris Knight tells this strange tale while filming a ghost
Speaker 6: episode of the Brady Bunch it's weird. Ghost I guess
Speaker 6: I never watched The Brady Bunch, did you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Very too white? You know, it's like there's too much
Speaker 6: white stuff going on nowadays. She can't be proud to
Speaker 6: be white, you know, all the hatred needs white people
Speaker 6: hate all whites. It's okay. You can hate yourself when
Speaker 6: you're look in the mirror. Just tell yourself, like, just
Speaker 6: wish that you were another color.
Speaker 2: That's how you stare too stupid.
Speaker 6: The guys was staying at a creepy bed and breakfast
Speaker 6: and stayed up late telling ghost stories, finally hitting the sack.
Speaker 6: According to night he played Peter Brady, he woke up
Speaker 6: in the middle of the night to find two hunting
Speaker 6: dogs sitting at the foot of his bed staring at him.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is already like, Okay, it's weird enough.
Speaker 5: Having a bunch of grown ass men tell ghost stories
Speaker 5: around a campfire. That's already odd enough to me. That's
Speaker 5: fucking terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know he's a good boy. Though he's a
Speaker 2: good boy.
Speaker 6: Probably it does remind me of that, like there's always that,
Speaker 6: you know, pet cemetery is a good one to kind
Speaker 6: of bring up, like the.
Speaker 2: Whole that's fucking horrible.
Speaker 4: It's a fucking The original is pretty good and the
Speaker 4: remake was decent. You watched both, Yeah, remakes great.
Speaker 2: I watched like ten minutes of one. I'm like kind
Speaker 2: of like this anymore.
Speaker 6: Don't go the pet cemetery next door. It's like, why
Speaker 6: are you, like, why are you baring all these fucking animals?
Speaker 6: You're making a special placeroom.
Speaker 4: I feel like eventually me and Aaron will cover it
Speaker 4: on fucking first class Horror.
Speaker 2: But did it make your creamate animals?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: What happens to dead animals? Now up to the vet man.
Speaker 2: The vet has to take care of them, so they're
Speaker 2: all creamated.
Speaker 6: They use them for stem cells and then they could
Speaker 6: like ride around Lamborghinis and ship's kidding, let's playing parenthood.
Speaker 4: I can say what a lot?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: Which is so he saw these two dogs sitting that's
Speaker 6: fucking frightening.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: I would not want to wake up and see like
Speaker 6: some sort of vicious animal because in your head, if
Speaker 6: you woke up and you saw that, you would think
Speaker 6: it was real, because that's how your mind would Your
Speaker 6: mind would go that way, right. It's like when Joe
Speaker 6: Rogan talks about the fucking wildcat or whatever that ate
Speaker 6: his dog wild it's crazy, and he's like, I just
Speaker 6: He's like, I just sit there and fucking let it
Speaker 6: do its thing. And it's just like because if he
Speaker 6: did some he's out in the woods in South Dakota
Speaker 6: or something like that.
Speaker 2: Fucking animals.
Speaker 6: So the next day, oh so, so he saw a
Speaker 6: little girl gazing at him from the doorway, which is
Speaker 6: also weird. Neither the dogs nor the girl made a sound.
Speaker 6: The next day, when Night related his strange encounter, the
Speaker 6: B and B owner Bed and Breakfast took him to
Speaker 6: a fireplace where two hunting dogs were depicted on a
Speaker 6: metal fire guard of the old house's fireplace. They were
Speaker 6: the same dogs that Peter saw. No one knows if
Speaker 6: the No one knows if the decorations were inspired by
Speaker 6: the two real dogs who once lived in the house.
Speaker 6: But the mysterious experience left the young actor shakin that's dude, shook, shook,
Speaker 6: fucking shook.
Speaker 4: Bro so scary.
Speaker 5: It's just like a campfire storytelling level scaries.
Speaker 4: Supposed to be. We should have had some cre The
Speaker 4: black dog that hangs around Castle Crag in Connecticut, so
Speaker 4: a lot of like and that is me and Jan
Speaker 4: talked about the idea of witches familiars, right essentially that
Speaker 4: witches always have some sort of animal.
Speaker 2: That Isn't it always a black cat.
Speaker 6: It's it can be a black cat. A toad is
Speaker 6: a big one because you're thinking about whiches a black dog.
Speaker 2: Because I've never seen anything with the witch, and.
Speaker 6: I'm going to for everybody, I'm gonna make a shirt,
Speaker 6: a meme or something of me going essentially because I
Speaker 6: know I say that a lot. I'm just trying to
Speaker 6: try to. It's not my brain works and like break
Speaker 6: it down. This is kind of what it means. Uh,
Speaker 6: but it's just it's I was gonna say it again.
Speaker 6: It's where like the witch needs, like does this packed
Speaker 6: with an animal so that they can do her bidding
Speaker 6: for her, So like toads can do it.
Speaker 4: Dogs. I don't know how the toad really does her bidding.
Speaker 6: Just fucking hops it. He's supposed to. He was supposed
Speaker 6: to listen to secrets. So if you're like chilling and
Speaker 6: like go go to this mayor's house and and then
Speaker 6: the toad would sit there in the window and would listen.
Speaker 4: So that's always a trope.
Speaker 2: If you've seen The Witch after it listened, did Harry
Speaker 2: Potter and ship like that? How would like? How does
Speaker 2: it it just sits the window?
Speaker 5: No, I know, but then it comes back? How does the.
Speaker 4: It's like telekinesis.
Speaker 8: Uh, that's my best guess.
Speaker 2: She didn't even say no fucking.
Speaker 6: She sticks the tongue directly, like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 6: like a recording. He goes open his mouth and it's
Speaker 6: just like a projected recording. So this black dog that
Speaker 6: hurts around his castle crag? Castle crag? What a nice
Speaker 6: name for a castle? You think it's like, you know
Speaker 6: there's castles, like you know, I don't know what castles
Speaker 6: her name, but like Voldemort, I know that's Harry Potter,
Speaker 6: but like some sort of scary ominous name.
Speaker 4: Castle Crag sounds fucking stupid. Uh, it's supposed to.
Speaker 6: Where it has terrorized hikers and castle visitors for decades.
Speaker 6: Described as a short haired spaniel, like the black dog
Speaker 6: makes no sound. I don't know what the fun that means.
Speaker 6: Even when it seems to be howling or barking, you
Speaker 6: can see it's like it's howling or there's no.
Speaker 2: Sound because it's not real. Yeah, that's probably true. What's this?
Speaker 9: This is.
Speaker 2: Okay? What she's thinking is earlier.
Speaker 4: So the spectral pooch comes.
Speaker 2: On the spectrum. Pooch spectral.
Speaker 4: Remember spectrophilia fucking ghosts?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I remember that. So is this something
Speaker 2: this dog?
Speaker 4: No, no, it's actual means like ghostly figure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, get it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pooch comes around, comes with its own folklore. If
Speaker 6: a man shall meet the black dog once, it shall
Speaker 6: be for joy.
Speaker 4: If it is twice, it shall be for sorrow. And
Speaker 4: third time he shall die.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I mean dying dying dogs.
Speaker 4: I'm dying here, manu.
Speaker 2: My favorite vie ever.
Speaker 6: Numerous people blame the animal for passings of those who
Speaker 6: saw the dog three times. Entails of such ends the
Speaker 6: ends back in the eighteen hundred.
Speaker 2: So if you see the dog three times, you die?
Speaker 6: Yes, so suppose to me. If you see the dog once,
Speaker 6: that's it. It's a joyous occasion. Maybe you have some
Speaker 6: good luck.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Twice it's it says you should all be sad.
Speaker 2: I feel like it should have went the other way.
Speaker 5: You see it once, all that's sad, and then pipes
Speaker 5: you up a little bit. And then you feel like
Speaker 5: you're riding that high and it's now you're dead. Why
Speaker 5: would you make someone sad before they die?
Speaker 4: Yeah, scary because like it's once it's like a good
Speaker 4: omen I guess, but then twice you might have somebody
Speaker 4: die close to you, and then three times you die yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is like their.
Speaker 6: Story's been told about this dog since the eighteen hundreds
Speaker 6: and then it kind of died down watch. A lot
Speaker 6: of folklore is maybe just like tales that yeah is
Speaker 6: does it worn off certain things? A lot of times
Speaker 6: these fables come from is like a learning lesson of
Speaker 6: kind of what not to do?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: Do you have any Do you have any fables? Billy?
Speaker 2: No, they don't. No, I don't have I don't have
Speaker 2: a dead dog ghost stories?
Speaker 6: No, a fable like like a story about a lesson
Speaker 6: that all people should know.
Speaker 2: Oh tuk out the top of my head. No, disappointed.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I didn't know it was getting
Speaker 2: put on the spot. I know you could probably make
Speaker 2: one up. I know you could. Uh.
Speaker 6: So this is in earth Castle, earth Castle, I guess
Speaker 6: it's air with at the end. Earth Castle dates back
Speaker 6: to centuries, dates back centuries and has an even older
Speaker 6: graveyard just outside. As if it wasn't enough, the place
Speaker 6: is packed full of ghosts. One of the most famous
Speaker 6: is a dog that will nip pet your ankles, just
Speaker 6: like Charlie. Fuck, my dog is wild and if you
Speaker 6: give him a treat or something like that, and he
Speaker 6: gets so protective over it, if you try to fuck.
Speaker 4: With him, he like walk past trying to deal with.
Speaker 6: I feel like that I was given Charlie as a
Speaker 6: way to, I don't know, have patience or get me
Speaker 6: ready for having kids or something, because, like I said,
Speaker 6: if if any dog has autism, he does.
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't doubt it is an autistic.
Speaker 4: Artistic people bite people, right, That's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I'm just it's like, Wow, heard.
Speaker 4: A wide spectrum. I think Billy is on it probably,
Speaker 4: Uh so this one is weird.
Speaker 6: So this dog will fucking nip it at your ankles,
Speaker 6: and uh if you're not watching out for him. So
Speaker 6: he's supposed to have like like lookout for this dog,
Speaker 6: and then if you don't, he's like gets it, gets
Speaker 6: the fucking bite your ankle for some fucking reason.
Speaker 4: Oh it's a kidty, Do I have any more ghostly dog.
Speaker 6: There's a there's a lot of fun animals coming.
Speaker 4: They just like brushed against you.
Speaker 2: You know, ever so just annoyingly. You're suddenly itchy. You
Speaker 2: like that? What am I looking at? Oh? I didn't
Speaker 2: even notice that. Tell the story. Look for the peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's under the table.
Speaker 10: Bro.
Speaker 6: Uh So maybe little Rex belong to one of the
Speaker 6: children who burned to death with their nanny in the
Speaker 6: eighteen hundreds, or.
Speaker 4: Could have been the groundskeeper's little helper.
Speaker 2: Nobody knows.
Speaker 4: So that's like, it's just a ghost dog at this castle.
Speaker 6: And to me, I don't know. I'll like, I'll give
Speaker 6: my theories. I'm sure things could lurk around beyond death animals,
Speaker 6: you know, because been animals. The whole idea of people
Speaker 6: stuck in purgatory or sitting in this existence like is
Speaker 6: because they have unfinished business or they might not know
Speaker 6: and then they've died from other.
Speaker 2: People, I've shot it in my body a couple of times.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, uh, I've heard this before.
Speaker 6: Any of this stuff and researching and reading and like
Speaker 6: tons of books about the paranormal and psychics and psychic
Speaker 6: abilities and all that stuff. And showed the Patreon we
Speaker 6: do the show for freeze, that's the best way to
Speaker 6: support us. Me and Billy's episode on Paranormal Powers is
Speaker 6: on there, and that was one hilarious Her body kind
Speaker 6: of landed back in her body. She saw one of
Speaker 6: her husbands talking or like looking around a room and
Speaker 6: trying to talk to people, and he was dead and didn't.
Speaker 10: Realize should be saying this, damn, But like, I think
Speaker 10: the experience is like that she saw this essentially someone
Speaker 10: that was very close to her right.
Speaker 4: Like in a weird astral world, and he was trying
Speaker 4: to talk.
Speaker 6: To people and he didn't know why they weren't speaking
Speaker 6: to him, and he was like he was dead. And
Speaker 6: and I do believe that it's possible that if you
Speaker 6: have a someone gets hit on the side of the
Speaker 6: road very quickly sharp death, instant death, and you don't
Speaker 6: realize you're gonna die. You might just be stuck in
Speaker 6: this realm until you realize that you are dead. And
Speaker 6: there's like these crazy stories about like people walking around
Speaker 6: the astral world where it looked like this, but it's
Speaker 6: a lot darker, almost like they did a good job
Speaker 6: and insidious of showing that like darker round, which people
Speaker 6: have talked about for decades centuries, maybe with old fables
Speaker 6: and folklore.
Speaker 4: But it's like a creepy thing because.
Speaker 6: There I do believe that some people can get stuck
Speaker 6: here and not know that they're even dead, and then
Speaker 6: they're walking around and confused and they almost need some
Speaker 6: sort of higher guidance to like get them out of
Speaker 6: that wild ship. You don't have to believe me, but
Speaker 6: when I inevitably kill you and bury my backyard.
Speaker 2: That's fair.
Speaker 5: You will me away from the cats.
Speaker 6: Billy gets buried and then all these fucking cats started
Speaker 6: surrounding him in the grave.
Speaker 4: There was a no I had I don't know if
Speaker 4: I uh.
Speaker 6: No, I had one. I had one for you. I
Speaker 6: didn't put it on. It was like Charlie she being
Speaker 6: like I can never die or something like that, because
Speaker 6: he is Immortal's my mortal baby, only the greats.
Speaker 5: So the ghost, Yeah, she's still alive, do you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah he's in Cuba. Yeah, tu pocket.
Speaker 4: He's fucking missing half his face though, Well, I that's coming.
Speaker 4: I've been like kind of waiting to that also has.
Speaker 2: No we didn't well I didn't. I was pissed you
Speaker 2: did it without.
Speaker 4: Wait, didn't I tell you means to be on its
Speaker 4: fucking long though, because I got balls deep into research
Speaker 4: on the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2: It's three inches deep research.
Speaker 4: Balls in there too. It's called two Dogs in a Bathtub.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Two CD.
Speaker 4: I like that was Uh so this is wild. This
Speaker 4: is about a ghost bear. I don't know if I
Speaker 4: have any ghost bear images because.
Speaker 6: I was like pulling ship together when I was But
Speaker 6: this is fun about a ghost bear. Have you ever
Speaker 6: heard about a ghost bear? Have you seen Cocaine? I
Speaker 6: told you about Cocaine.
Speaker 4: Bear, So fucking fun, such a fun movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ghost bears?
Speaker 5: No, that was it was funny that I haven't Actually.
Speaker 2: The fun's happening here.
Speaker 5: This sounds like a bad episode of Adventure Time.
Speaker 4: I know I did.
Speaker 6: When I was looking up ghost animals, there weird fucking
Speaker 6: image showed up where these dog people that are not
Speaker 6: quite dog and not quen people are.
Speaker 5: Just that one scene from The Simpsons that guy got
Speaker 5: fired over.
Speaker 2: Fucking wild is having to make my own show.
Speaker 5: What that's coming up? Stop clicking things that I'm curious about.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't have any ghost bear images, so just
Speaker 4: imagine it. Everybody imagine that haunt the Martin Tower at
Speaker 4: the Tower of London, which I if if people really
Speaker 4: want us to dive into it. I do have an
Speaker 4: episode about the whole hauntings around the London Tower, which
Speaker 4: could be a Patreon maybe not where the Crown Jewels
Speaker 4: were once held.
Speaker 2: One night in eighteen sixteen.
Speaker 6: A guard on duty saw a huge bear and lunged
Speaker 6: at it with this fucking bayonet, which.
Speaker 2: Is, fuck, did you lunge at a bear? You moron?
Speaker 2: So stupid?
Speaker 6: Any bear like they say, well, they say brown, get down,
Speaker 6: black attack fucking white, good night.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, polar Bear comes over. Yeah that's fair. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like I was very really bad school shooting joke.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that right now. I don't.
Speaker 5: I don't really think there's anything at this point that
Speaker 5: like we haven't said we're already censored or I mean
Speaker 5: we're already like we have to be shadow band.
Speaker 2: I'm like, literally, there's no.
Speaker 6: Seems it seems like it's sometimes on YouTube and stuff
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 5: There's no way they would ever publicize off the ship
Speaker 5: that I have said personally, let alone what you say,
Speaker 5: you gotta do it?
Speaker 6: If you do a joke in out of context, Like
Speaker 6: I'm like Tim fucking Pool's podcast is still on YouTube.
Speaker 6: They think about wild Ship saying like Russell Brand, but
Speaker 6: he always.
Speaker 5: Take a context and I basically just say autism people
Speaker 5: are stupid.
Speaker 6: That's my whole thing is take nothing seriously. Anything you
Speaker 6: hear today or any other time.
Speaker 2: I hate that I said that. That's gonna get cut out.
Speaker 6: Take nothing seriously because if this comes back on me
Speaker 6: later on, nothing was serious. I didn't mean anything I
Speaker 6: said my escape, So I don't understand, like why this
Speaker 6: guy thought he could take on a bear with a
Speaker 6: baton or a bayonet.
Speaker 4: Not a baton, that'd be even worse. But let's stab
Speaker 4: I'd be done. Yeah, if the bear is a bonet,
Speaker 4: I feel I can like maul you in seconds.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's cool, like if I can, like if you,
Speaker 5: it's whoever gets the first jab, right.
Speaker 2: If that bear hits you, you're done. But if you
Speaker 2: get lucky, you get lucky.
Speaker 5: Enough to stab it in like the face the bears done.
Speaker 5: You just gotta hope to.
Speaker 4: God say that you could fucking fight a bear, billy.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying I'm gonna win.
Speaker 5: I'm saying I can fight a bear. Maybe he was smart,
Speaker 5: maybe the bear wasn't looking. He thought he could get
Speaker 5: the good first jab and that bears not coming.
Speaker 6: Got it in the heart and then it probably collapse
Speaker 6: on you and the weight of fucking a six hundred
Speaker 6: fucking pound bear or on top of it. Still, I
Speaker 6: don't know why this guy was like, fucking whoa a
Speaker 6: bear in London? I don't think London has many bears,
Speaker 6: especially around castles, but you never know.
Speaker 5: Back in the day, castles are usually built in woods, though,
Speaker 5: aren't they.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And they have fucking moats and ship right just
Speaker 6: so all the invading enemies don't come in.
Speaker 5: So weird, somehow appeared I love moats too, It's like
Speaker 5: how deep are they really?
Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
Speaker 6: I was wrong about so I could be wrong about
Speaker 6: the bear, the fucking you know. I could be wrong.
Speaker 6: I could be wrong. And maybe London has tons of bears.
Speaker 6: I doubt it because all the English shot them and
Speaker 6: killed them all. But at the time London had its
Speaker 6: own uh oh weird, it had a zoo near it.
Speaker 2: It's probably a zoo bear.
Speaker 4: I moved to the London zoo, so essentially had I
Speaker 4: don't know what a mena is.
Speaker 2: Can you google this word? Oh? Hold on, I'm looking
Speaker 2: up how much bears are in London, England? How much?
Speaker 2: How many? How many?
Speaker 7: Sorry?
Speaker 4: How much your bears?
Speaker 2: How have you a bear?
Speaker 5: How many have grizzly bears? The brown bear was was
Speaker 5: once widespread across Britain, found in the wild form of
Speaker 5: southern England and southern Yeah, but I just like you know,
Speaker 5: freaky shop. However, by the end of the last Ice Age,
Speaker 5: populations have dwindled and they have become rare.
Speaker 6: Last Ice Age after we're going next. You fucking think
Speaker 6: it's global warming? No, when the last I say, google
Speaker 6: this fucking.
Speaker 4: Word for me. I've never seen that in my life.
Speaker 5: And a place where animals are kept and trained, especially
Speaker 5: for exhibition.
Speaker 2: So a zoo. It's a fucking zoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like Joe Exotics fucking backyard.
Speaker 2: Why can't they just say a zoo? Why do you
Speaker 2: gotta be fancy with it?
Speaker 4: You want to talk about Joe Exotic one days? Talk
Speaker 4: about yeah, but do you want to talk about it
Speaker 4: one day?
Speaker 2: Sure? Sure? Why not?
Speaker 4: Hopefully he survives. Jail basket cal basket.
Speaker 6: If people enjoy if people want to hear our take
Speaker 6: on it and fucking shore, I'll do whatever, fucking whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, do you agree?
Speaker 2: Do you not agree?
Speaker 5: There was that guy that's I know, tapering off, but
Speaker 5: there's that guy that's uh that prank called Carol Baskins,
Speaker 5: and he basically went through all the lawyers and everything
Speaker 5: and made her think she was coming out of reality
Speaker 5: Jimmy Fallon for uh just or not Jimmy Fallon. Sorry,
Speaker 5: here is some whatever talk show, but about her way
Speaker 5: to train cats. And then she went over it and
Speaker 5: he asked her like one question about it and then
Speaker 5: just started grilling her.
Speaker 6: What I can say is I do think she murdered
Speaker 6: her husband and fucking buried him and let the cats
Speaker 6: eat him until he pops up.
Speaker 2: Who knows. But so.
Speaker 4: They supposed to be had this fucking these animals in these.
Speaker 6: Cages and then they moved it later to London Zoo
Speaker 6: and the Regens Regents Park in the nineteen or the
Speaker 6: eighteen thirties. He could have thought one of the Great
Speaker 6: bears being held at this men in Jerry had escaped.
Speaker 11: The zoo that they had in the castle. They had
Speaker 11: a fu it's a castle zoo. You've never seen the
Speaker 11: castle zoom. No, no, I haven't been there every weekend.
Speaker 11: They have Medieval Times at the same time. We're like
Speaker 11: fucking medieval times. It's just called times.
Speaker 4: Because it's back in the day before it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Jos and they'd be like, oh, welcome to the time.
Speaker 2: I told I was like, will you go with me?
Speaker 2: I'd love to go to medieval times.
Speaker 4: Do some fucking mushrooms.
Speaker 2: I don't know one of those since I wasn't great day,
Speaker 2: that'd be cool.
Speaker 4: I was like, super young, I got the stupid little
Speaker 4: wooden sword. Yeah, fun times.
Speaker 2: I would go.
Speaker 4: I would go back.
Speaker 2: What a dumb fucking thing.
Speaker 5: Teachers too, They gave a bunch of gave a bunch
Speaker 5: of fucking kids weapons, weapons to hurt each other with.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you have any idea, okay.
Speaker 6: Like that fucking you have to like for your night,
Speaker 6: and they give you that shitty like fucking yeah food foam. No,
Speaker 6: I'm saying the food that like one chicken leg. It's
Speaker 6: just like their food. It's supposed to replicate medieval times,
Speaker 6: but it was like weak as fuck. It's like and
Speaker 6: they and in the kitchen they're probably just like nothing
Speaker 6: but chicken legs, guys like killing chickens on the spot
Speaker 6: and who fucking knows.
Speaker 2: So weird.
Speaker 6: So the bayonet went through the bear and was plunged
Speaker 6: so deep into the wood of the door behind that
Speaker 6: it took two men to remove it. So he like
Speaker 6: went to stab this bear. The bear disappeared, no bear,
Speaker 6: no more.
Speaker 2: And then he they like.
Speaker 6: The bayonet was like stuck in the fucking door and
Speaker 6: like two men had to like heave it out.
Speaker 2: Weird.
Speaker 6: The apparition faded away after the guard attacked it. The
Speaker 6: guard fainted from shock and died two days later.
Speaker 5: He's probably having seizures seeing bears. Yeah, yeah, and nobody
Speaker 5: knew how to treat it.
Speaker 7: That's a wild.
Speaker 2: Story, weird one, because like that's what I wanted to do.
Speaker 6: I want to do this one, and this the whole
Speaker 6: thing of like that, you know, you don't hear a
Speaker 6: lot of people talk about.
Speaker 4: Ghostly animal encounters.
Speaker 6: Like there's so many physical like not physical but people
Speaker 6: seeing apparitions at certain spots. And that's why I was, like,
Speaker 6: you say this earlier when I was going off my
Speaker 6: rant about the astral world, is like it could be
Speaker 6: residual energy in some weird regard of like this animal
Speaker 6: hung out there for a long time and then it's
Speaker 6: like people still see its inprint in our time in
Speaker 6: some sort of way. Because, like I said, I don't
Speaker 6: think reality is as real as we think it is,
Speaker 6: and I think that it will eventually once you die
Speaker 6: and you realize all this stuff. But I from my
Speaker 6: experience outshrooms, do you want.
Speaker 2: To learn ghost bear?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 5: But like, go find yourself, take some more mushrooms. I'm
Speaker 5: sure you'll see one.
Speaker 4: I could fucking mushroom bear.
Speaker 6: It'll just be tripping bags, sitting with the woods, eating
Speaker 6: honey and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, probably I didn't know bears actually were like
Speaker 2: we need the poof so imagine like I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I'm sure that's happened before. I like, mushrooms grow all
Speaker 4: over Canada, like psilocybin mushrooms.
Speaker 5: If you find what is good for them, what it
Speaker 5: isn't though.
Speaker 6: You know how uh back in the day when people
Speaker 6: started using magic mushrooms, they would watch monkeys eat them,
Speaker 6: and they didn't kill the monkeys, so they were like whoa,
Speaker 6: And they saw the monkeys tripping balls, so they're like, hmm,
Speaker 6: that sounds like a good.
Speaker 4: Or you have the whole stone ape theory.
Speaker 6: But like, I couldn't imagine, like Cocaine Bear was a
Speaker 6: fun movie, but do Mushroom Bear. Let's be like an
Speaker 6: hour and a half of a bear sitting in the
Speaker 6: fucking woods tripping fucking balls.
Speaker 2: Uh so, yeah, that he wouldn't That wouldn't make good
Speaker 2: for good content. No, he died.
Speaker 4: I heard they're gonna they want to like meth alligator
Speaker 4: or some ship next.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Wow, did Cocaine Bear is based off a real story?
Speaker 2: Is there a real story with her?
Speaker 4: The real story? That'd be so fucking fun.
Speaker 2: Is meth Alligator a real story? Maybe?
Speaker 4: I think it is?
Speaker 2: Fuck did the Alligator do?
Speaker 6: Shout this out for everybody listening watching. I will actually
Speaker 6: look into this episode on animals on drugs. It would
Speaker 6: be fun because I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure there's more than one story.
Speaker 6: Of like this would be a fun time. So this
Speaker 6: one's kind of fun. The Blue Ghost Dog legend is
Speaker 6: one of the oldest ghost stories in the United States,
Speaker 6: dating back to the seventeen.
Speaker 2: Hundred's oldest legend.
Speaker 6: As the story goes, he's standing in the seat, He's
Speaker 6: standing in the I don't know, fucking know.
Speaker 5: The apparition straight up to see. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 5: why they did bloody floats. That's Jesus Dog.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 6: That's what I would love to, like, you know, one day,
Speaker 6: live off this show and be able to tour and
Speaker 6: do all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: If if, if Jesus Dog can come to our rest, if.
Speaker 4: You know, if we lived in a utopia where the
Speaker 4: government wasn't pinching every fucking penny from its citizens to
Speaker 4: send it overseas and a bunch of other ridiculous shit
Speaker 4: is if not, if I could travel around with you
Speaker 4: and whenever a couple of times a year and able
Speaker 4: to like go to these locations, like I'm gonna see
Speaker 4: if we can go to Lucan this year in the summer.
Speaker 6: I'll let you know, win and all the stuff. But
Speaker 6: I want to go to the Black Donali's.
Speaker 4: We can.
Speaker 6: I think you can stay in the fucking the farmhouse,
Speaker 6: so we can bring Wuiji board and some ghost detecting
Speaker 6: equipment and see if we can summon the ghosts of
Speaker 6: the Black Donalies and film it, and it would be
Speaker 6: a lot of fun. So I want to eventually start
Speaker 6: doing stuff like that. Now that we've done some of
Speaker 6: our We did that for that ghost doc or the
Speaker 6: paranormal documentary, So I think it would be fun down
Speaker 6: the road to start actually going. We get to the
Speaker 6: Arlington Hotel, which I supposedly haunted. I've stayed there, someone
Speaker 6: who fought fall shout it out, haunting Christa or something
Speaker 6: like that. Sorry if I butchered your fucking Instagram name.
Speaker 6: But she I saw that she went to Arlington. This
Speaker 6: is a small town near me and Billy where we
Speaker 6: kind of grew up hanging around.
Speaker 2: And there's an.
Speaker 4: Old, old ass hotel and they caught some shit.
Speaker 5: It's not that old that hotel was built in I
Speaker 5: think like eighteen fifty.
Speaker 2: That's not that one. Well, I mean like when you
Speaker 2: say old that, I'm thinking like seventeen hundreds.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's one hundred years before. Yeah, So I
Speaker 4: suppose this is a as a story goes, Charlie Thomas Simms,
Speaker 4: Charles Thomas Simms.
Speaker 6: It's weird because if you flip that, it's my name
Speaker 6: is Thomas Charles. It's a fucking weird strange circumstances. Charles
Speaker 6: Thomas Simms was attacked by a back of the after
Speaker 6: a night of drinking and bragging.
Speaker 4: About the amount.
Speaker 2: Of yeah you knew it.
Speaker 5: I knew it because he drinks and fucking brags he
Speaker 5: shut the never.
Speaker 2: Be like, yeah, fucking I have tons of gold back.
Speaker 4: At my fucking cabin.
Speaker 6: Do you want to murder me and then you can
Speaker 6: fucking or force me to tell you where it is?
Speaker 2: You know, that'd be fun. Wear a buddy behind the fireplace.
Speaker 6: Sam has fought to his last breath with his fateful dog,
Speaker 6: a blue tick hound, battling at his side boy.
Speaker 4: In the end, the robbers were too strong for him.
Speaker 6: Two fell out of rock along the road and perished,
Speaker 6: so he did, like fuck two guys up where they're like,
Speaker 6: I don't know, some sort of like you know in
Speaker 6: movies where it's like the kid falls and they smack
Speaker 6: its head and now the kid's dead and you're like, whoa,
Speaker 6: how that happened?
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 5: I'd like to think my dog would fight for me.
Speaker 5: I really don't think she would. I think she'd fight
Speaker 5: for other people.
Speaker 4: Charlie would. We had people put moving in the a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 6: Uh, switching out the washing machine and he's like uh,
Speaker 6: And I was like kind of skeptical, but because like
Speaker 6: usual washing when I was like, don't trust people.
Speaker 2: And these guys this moving company, like two co kids.
Speaker 6: Moving and Chelsea's like, uh, She's like, oh, I thought
Speaker 6: they were kind of nice. I was like, I can
Speaker 6: I can tell okay, these guys call the fucking side
Speaker 6: ship and uh I Charlie tried to bit the one
Speaker 6: the and he I fell back because he was a
Speaker 6: black gentleman and I'm liked the whole trope.
Speaker 2: It isn't like you guys.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I was like, yeah, he does this to everybody.
Speaker 6: Don't worry, it's not just because I trained him to
Speaker 6: attack black just I'm kidding everybody, calm down, man, guys
Speaker 6: should have a calm down.
Speaker 1: But no.
Speaker 5: But it's weird too because the only reason I don't
Speaker 5: think so, I don't think she'd ever. I actually just
Speaker 5: watched the video, uh a couple of weeks ago of
Speaker 5: like everybody was like practicing, like they they bring in
Speaker 5: fake robbers to come like attack the owners and see
Speaker 5: what the dogs do. Ninety percent of all the dogs.
Speaker 5: Everyone's like, oh yeah, my dog was fight that. They
Speaker 5: all ran away like pitbulls.
Speaker 2: Them like book this.
Speaker 5: Uh I think my dog wouldn't defend me because I
Speaker 5: think my dog knows him way stronger than it.
Speaker 2: But I think i'd defend like someone like even my
Speaker 2: girlfriend or someone like that. She felt like, okay, like
Speaker 2: I need to step.
Speaker 4: If you were truly threatened. I feel like I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's it's weird to think about, you know,
Speaker 2: It's it's weirder. Always the small dogs. The small dogs
Speaker 2: will protect you, but those I don't guys are.
Speaker 4: He's like, bro, what are you fucking What are you
Speaker 4: gonna do?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 4: Honestly, someone can hoof you across the fucking.
Speaker 5: Actually that's not true. We're Alex and I were boxing
Speaker 5: in the kitchen. I remember that, and Chloe fucking started
Speaker 5: gutting on him. She was getting She's getting pissed because
Speaker 5: he's kicking my.
Speaker 2: Ass so fucking stupid.
Speaker 6: If in the in the days where we used to
Speaker 6: record the podcast at Billy's like frat house especially, that's
Speaker 6: what it felt like, and we get drunk and they
Speaker 6: would box. The one time I did and then Billy's
Speaker 6: like I was getting too aggressive.
Speaker 4: I was like wasted though, and he's like WHOA, Like
Speaker 4: we're like fucking going on and trying Haymakers and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I thought we were playing, but I would always like
Speaker 4: you and Alex go because I just maybe getting too drunk,
Speaker 4: don't know the fucking line, and they would go pretty good.
Speaker 6: I'll post some of the videos on the new instrument.
Speaker 6: You're wearing your fucking boxers. I'm like, bro, look at
Speaker 6: your fucking shorts. Man, man, if anyone remembers that ship,
Speaker 6: do you want me to post it? Or the one
Speaker 6: where like Alex, they were they're about to like box
Speaker 6: or whatever. And Alex pulled out his fucking.
Speaker 4: This dick out and I had like censor over it
Speaker 4: because I was like, how do you mean to catch
Speaker 4: it on a recording? I was like, whoa man, you
Speaker 4: just fucking get your ding dong hanging out.
Speaker 6: Alex on a couple of different I told him, if
Speaker 6: he ever gets his sass over here would be fun
Speaker 6: to have all three of us out again.
Speaker 2: To pick them up.
Speaker 4: I know I'd be the problem. I could fucking drink.
Speaker 2: Uh so weird.
Speaker 6: In the end, they Roberts were too strong. He did
Speaker 6: get two of them. They hit their head and there
Speaker 6: they perished. The thieves buried the gold when they returned
Speaker 6: for it. Uh, they would they just take it, so
Speaker 6: you're you're fucking you bury it. I don't know why
Speaker 6: you wouldn't just take it, but like I guess, at
Speaker 6: the time, people might this guy dies and they're like, white,
Speaker 6: he die and they got like some sort of we
Speaker 6: want to investigate or something back, then do some fucking
Speaker 6: guy and heroin, because all you're doing is like knocking
Speaker 6: on doors and hope someone saw something.
Speaker 5: And if they didn't, all right, I'd so be a
Speaker 5: fucking thief. In the seventeen hundreds, I swear to god,
Speaker 5: I feel like that's where my life would have went.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be hard to be a good person when.
Speaker 5: There's no concept Now, if you're smart enough, I feel like, honestly,
Speaker 5: Ted Bundy.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna kill people.
Speaker 4: Charismatic, somewhat smart, you know.
Speaker 6: Us and womens mysteriously, Jesus, I'm not. Yeah, Billy is
Speaker 6: not a serial killers, everyone knows. But in a past life.
Speaker 6: You don't tell me that he was a mass murderer
Speaker 6: in the eighteen hundreds or so the psychic told you that. Eh, yeah,
Speaker 6: defamation of character. Really sueing fucking Tom.
Speaker 2: Kat Uh, I know I'm suing a psychic for lying fuck.
Speaker 4: The head thief escaped but soon fell ill and perished,
Speaker 4: and when they went back.
Speaker 2: For the gold, it wasn't there.
Speaker 4: No, the large blue tick.
Speaker 2: Hound was alive, like it.
Speaker 4: Attacked them, and they couldn't even get the gold.
Speaker 5: Whatever the fucking tick hound is, I don't know what
Speaker 5: count fucking picture.
Speaker 6: So the dog like supposed to be attack them tick hound,
Speaker 6: which and then they couldn't get the gold anymore. And
Speaker 6: to this day people say the hound watches over his
Speaker 6: master's gold.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny, it's actually called a blue tick
Speaker 2: coon hound. Nice.
Speaker 4: That's where they took the bord coon out of it.
Speaker 2: I understand. It's uh, it's like a fucking beagle. Oh no,
Speaker 2: it's it looks like that. Oh weird.
Speaker 6: Oh it does look like a beagle though, remember we
Speaker 6: worked with that change David Ike's name.
Speaker 4: Wikipedia say he died sad.
Speaker 2: About it for a day. Maybe Joe.
Speaker 6: Joe was telling me a story about how like they
Speaker 6: literally had like an infestation of raccoons and when they're
Speaker 6: in the States, they're in like Detroit, and she's like, man,
Speaker 6: we have to get rid of those goddamn coons, and
Speaker 6: she's like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2: Shut up.
Speaker 6: We were in a fucking airport, don't fucking say that ship.
Speaker 6: And he's like, I hadnt, like, like I think they
Speaker 6: were either getting into the like they were coming like
Speaker 6: somewhere where there's a lot of people.
Speaker 4: And asked this, like I remember telling that story.
Speaker 6: He's like, you gotta be careful this some way you
Speaker 6: phrase things in public spaces because you fucking never know.
Speaker 6: So to this day, people think that, like the houndstill
Speaker 6: watches over the master's gold, which we don't know. I
Speaker 6: don't know if anyone's trying to dig it up or
Speaker 6: if they're gonna be plagued by.
Speaker 2: This dog iry to dig it up.
Speaker 6: A restaurant in bar takes its name from the Blue Dog.
Speaker 6: As we were showing little images fun stuff. Yeah nice, nice, Right,
Speaker 6: what's next?
Speaker 2: The story of yab Yaba?
Speaker 6: Yeah exactly, mister, which pet haunting testimonial On August thirtieth,
Speaker 6: twenty eleven. Yaba past eleven days before seventeenth birthday she and.
Speaker 5: Her owner Maureen seventeen days before what birthday?
Speaker 2: Seventeenth?
Speaker 4: Oh, this is seventy seventieth fucking longest living pardons. Fuck me, yeah,
Speaker 4: back when you used to feed them real Yeah, and
Speaker 4: Maureen were inseparable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were, Yes, because more Maureen was a fucking loser.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Maureen only had these two fingers and they weren't mine,
Speaker 6: bear mine like that come back.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But it was her rock and love of her life,
Speaker 4: aside from her son.
Speaker 2: Oh so she was married at one point.
Speaker 4: At one point her husband left her left.
Speaker 2: She is fucking nagging all the time, Goddamn Marie Man.
Speaker 2: One night, Maureen, Jesus.
Speaker 6: One night, Maureen woke up and found her beloved friend
Speaker 6: had passed. She was devastated or desperate.
Speaker 4: In all of her woes grief, and Maureen began.
Speaker 6: Calling out to yaba, can you call out for us?
Speaker 6: While taking pictures, hoping she could get a glimpse of
Speaker 6: the dog's spirit in one of her photos. I do
Speaker 6: not have it, but it would have been fun if
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's that's next level psychosis. So in what realm
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 5: Are you so far gone in your head that you go,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna scream my dog's names, start taking pictures and
Speaker 5: maybe the ghost will be there, Yaba.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know. It's fucking Weird's gone crazy, man? Yeah,
Speaker 2: aren't all women crazy.
Speaker 4: That's why I gotta put them on drug.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Everybody is so fun. What is a woman?
Speaker 2: Tell me that what is a woman?
Speaker 6: Don't I bet fucking someone can't define it? That is
Speaker 6: running our country. But meanwhile, trying to stick up. Okay,
Speaker 6: no more I needed.
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 6: I needed to do a live show, just like a
Speaker 6: fucking hour where I scream all my opinions. Oh wait,
Speaker 6: that's TikTok. Yeah, you got some traction on it, so
Speaker 6: carry on thirty thousand fucking people. And I was like,
Speaker 6: I gotta get rid of this ship.
Speaker 2: One day. I have to get rid of it.
Speaker 6: I fucking did a vide where I was like, eventually,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna stop doing this, and it kind of like
Speaker 6: made sentimental because I can't fucking I'm gonna have a kid,
Speaker 6: so I'm gonna be fucking yelling about the government.
Speaker 5: I want you to I want to see your kid.
Speaker 5: I want your kid to come up to me at
Speaker 5: like age twelve and be like, Billy, like, is my
Speaker 5: dad nuts? If you're like, oh, come here, you're drinking, now,
Speaker 5: come here.
Speaker 6: So supposedly, you know, she told me she could get
Speaker 6: a picture of the dog. The spirit the second picture
Speaker 6: you're taking caught an image that looked like a dog
Speaker 6: after the pic.
Speaker 2: After it looked like one. It might have been it.
Speaker 2: After taking the picture.
Speaker 4: Of marine made him, uh made a memorial to.
Speaker 6: The dog with their fucking toys. A fucking rosary at
Speaker 6: a Jesus candle.
Speaker 2: Please Jesus. That's cute, Bring me back. That's cute. That's
Speaker 2: like that. That's heartbreak, man, that that's cute.
Speaker 7: I like it.
Speaker 4: What that people believe And I'm just kidding, Oh, shut up.
Speaker 2: Just kidding.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I I in my car when I'm like, man,
Speaker 6: when's this world coming to? And people have some faith
Speaker 6: in Jesus where they're like it's all in God's hands.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I fucking envy that ship of being, Like,
Speaker 6: I think that humanity needs to stand up to all
Speaker 6: this atrocities.
Speaker 2: What episode, Tom, God damn God, damn man. But ghost pets.
Speaker 6: My mind always wants a venture because we're getting so
Speaker 6: the fucking censorship bill pisses me off. Hopefully doesn't affect
Speaker 6: our show in any fucking negative way. But you know,
Speaker 6: when you have fucking crime minister, fucking stop. So she's
Speaker 6: like you bring around her Jesus candles. Right, she's got
Speaker 6: like Jesus, come fucking show me my dead dog. She
Speaker 6: spoke to her every day. She spoke to her dog
Speaker 6: every day. I guess as if she was still here. Yeah,
Speaker 6: one day, Mareene took out a ball and said, Yaba,
Speaker 6: here's your ball. Come, let's play. This chick's lost her mind.
Speaker 6: And then suddenly every day you're like talking to your
Speaker 6: dead dog. Her son's like, Mom, I keep coming to
Speaker 6: your house every fucking month, and all I see is
Speaker 6: you surrounded my fucking dog toys.
Speaker 5: Why didn't you just bring this lady another dog. Yeah,
Speaker 5: just at that point, be like, you know what, let's
Speaker 5: let's given this is Lily, I get.
Speaker 4: The exact same dog. It's Yaba.
Speaker 2: He's back from the dead.
Speaker 4: I summoned him. Jesus made it happen.
Speaker 2: I saw you get it.
Speaker 5: No, you get the totally opposite. You be like, it's
Speaker 5: still him, it's in a new body. It's a new body.
Speaker 5: And you could say Jesus came to me last year
Speaker 5: and said I want him to be stronger, and then
Speaker 5: you just give him, give her a wolf, let me
Speaker 5: say here here.
Speaker 4: Then you come the next day and she's literally like
Speaker 4: they ate by the wolf. She's fucking no more.
Speaker 2: You must not your dog must not look here as
Speaker 2: much as he thought.
Speaker 6: So the ball moved, it was sitting on the floor
Speaker 6: and rolled. Then it happened again. She felt something brush
Speaker 6: against her.
Speaker 2: That's what happens with circles anyways. Though she was alone, she.
Speaker 4: Believed it was the ghost of Yaba, letting her know
Speaker 4: as well that.
Speaker 2: You're still in spirit. I don't know. Okay, so we're
Speaker 2: talking two thousands, my guess. Oh fuck. They were talking
Speaker 2: like this, just like somebody's.
Speaker 4: Fucking story about how the ghost dog rolled a ball
Speaker 4: by from Reddit.
Speaker 5: The reason I was saying was because if that did happen,
Speaker 5: I was like, let's say you have an older house,
Speaker 5: no one's ever renovated.
Speaker 2: How straight did they make the floors? It's the ball
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 5: Fucking the house I lived in before was on a
Speaker 5: slant like that, and you put a ball on the
Speaker 5: ground just rolls to the end.
Speaker 2: Sure was a ghosts, Yeah, it wasn't. It couldn't have
Speaker 2: been the fact that spears role that couldn't happen. Angle.
Speaker 2: It was bad, man, it was so bad. You saw it.
Speaker 5: It was at the last place that top floor, Like
Speaker 5: you walk up the stairs and you're like, I'm fucking
Speaker 5: like tipped forward like that like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you've mentioned that to me before, which is strange.
Speaker 2: Tripped you out, Especially when you're really drunk, you're trying
Speaker 2: to get balanced, you feel like you're on a boat.
Speaker 2: I felt like I was doing the fucking uh, what's that?
Speaker 2: What's this? Why can't I think of the pirates Caribbean?
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 5: Jack?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. I felt like it was Sarawak.
Speaker 6: Cats and dogs are by far the most common animals
Speaker 6: reported in non human hauntings, but large domesticated animals are
Speaker 6: also reported to return from the grave. In Chicago's d
Speaker 6: or Is, there are stables in riding trails in the
Speaker 6: woods near the busy intersection of ninety fifth Street in Keene.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You always got to have a riding trail right through
Speaker 5: a busy intersec. Yeah, that's how you got to slow
Speaker 5: down traffic just enough to.
Speaker 2: Let him know the men of Nights are still in charge. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, one of the trail crossing this dangerous junction for
Speaker 6: some fucking strange reason. Until recently, there was no traffic
Speaker 6: control devices to allow those on horseback to trample protesters
Speaker 6: that hey them just kidding. Was no traffic control device
Speaker 6: to allow horse back to cross safely, which is weird.
Speaker 6: They had this the fucking intersection, which would be what
Speaker 6: to me, it would have been like one of those Mennonite.
Speaker 4: Towns Amish towns, right that they would like they get
Speaker 4: around the horse and buggies and I don't believe in
Speaker 4: the satanic technology. And at least seven people and some
Speaker 4: horses were slain. So I don't know if some guy
Speaker 4: got mad to the intersection, like fucking road rage and
Speaker 4: you're like fucking shows up one day and like has
Speaker 4: a machety and just starts chopping fucking horses.
Speaker 2: That's the storegraphy. That's that's that's what happened.
Speaker 6: Ghost horses, man, ghost horses. They have been rumored numerous
Speaker 6: reports of ghosts horse sightings, especially at night or a
Speaker 6: near dusk. Dozens of motorists have seen what appears to
Speaker 6: be a horse and a rider silhouette attempting to cross
Speaker 6: from the other side of the ninety fifth Street to
Speaker 6: the other.
Speaker 2: I don't know what a cat in the cemetery has
Speaker 2: to do with.
Speaker 6: Oh oh sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't even click that
Speaker 6: image by that, I don't know why. This is my
Speaker 6: bad God, damn it. It's supposed to be a horse.
Speaker 2: Are you there's Dutch? Of course?
Speaker 4: What it would it be a live show without fucking Dutch?
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I had no idea. You has to remind me.
Speaker 4: I don't like I'm quick on the draw. They say
Speaker 4: quick on the draw.
Speaker 2: So I heard that before Chelsea was telling me about it.
Speaker 2: That's why I get drunk. Lasts way longer as telling me.
Speaker 2: You think that.
Speaker 6: Yea, nobody wants to be powdered for three hours straight.
Speaker 6: Maybe they say it. They're lying, you become a raw
Speaker 6: raw hide. They say three hours?
Speaker 2: Like what the fuck? I've done that?
Speaker 4: When I used to do theverybody three hours? Yeah, like consistent,
Speaker 4: not like three hours okay, like like you're lots of play,
Speaker 4: but like still fucking for three hours technically.
Speaker 5: Okays, just the same fucking thing.
Speaker 4: Fuck, I don't know how like you would do that.
Speaker 4: It's like get boring after a while.
Speaker 2: You're watching family guy on her back. Yeah, I still
Speaker 2: have a game yet.
Speaker 4: When drivers slow down and they supposed to be see
Speaker 4: this horse, this ghostly horse and a rider even though
Speaker 4: he shouldn't be there anymore.
Speaker 6: These figures don't simply disappear. You're one side of the road,
Speaker 6: but often right in the middle of the road. So
Speaker 6: you're pulling up and you're fucking you know, not pulling
Speaker 6: out right.
Speaker 4: You like that, Billy?
Speaker 2: I hope he loved it.
Speaker 4: They don't like technology, but they own all the drugged
Speaker 4: ponies in the race.
Speaker 2: Hey, leave me alone. That's my family. You don't fucking
Speaker 2: you don't talk of my family that one do.
Speaker 6: Ghost horses haunt Ireland is not like a big thing.
Speaker 6: I was just Aaron about that. You're like that leprechauns.
Speaker 6: It's leprecaun drug. Yeah, we know it's eventually coming, But
Speaker 6: tonight it was supposed to be me, Aaron and Billy
Speaker 6: and we were gonna We're gonna dive into a cannibal
Speaker 6: case that has to wait for all three of us.
Speaker 6: It's fucking about a cannibal rapper.
Speaker 2: So help us create lug and hope and trust and
Speaker 2: confidence makes me happy and Coaine makes me happy. No,
Speaker 2: back to the story. You want to hear about how
Speaker 2: condoms doing here?
Speaker 4: Me come?
Speaker 6: No, this strange The strange encounter occurred after a nursery
Speaker 6: school teacher, Deborah Tadman's oldest cat, Wiggy, past grief stricken,
Speaker 6: Deborah called an animal communicator, Sharon Callahan, to contact the
Speaker 6: spirit of her dead pet. And yes, there is people
Speaker 6: that do that. So she's trying to fucking call a
Speaker 6: summon her dead cat, she said about Wiggy. As Deborah reaccounts,
Speaker 6: Wiggy had a very close relationship. They were close and
Speaker 6: it felt like if she has lost a child, he's
Speaker 6: seeing me through my marriage ultimately a divorce. Right could
Speaker 6: have guessed that and other relationships, three houses, moved, moves,
Speaker 6: and other experiences.
Speaker 2: Cat's been with her forever.
Speaker 6: Sharon was I was able to reach Wiggy in the
Speaker 6: Great Beyond and told Deborah Wiggy was concerned about her apartment.
Speaker 6: So the cat communicated with the pet. The fucking pet psychic,
Speaker 6: which does exist. I know that for a fact, there's
Speaker 6: like this ship out there.
Speaker 2: Which is.
Speaker 6: No those ones maybe not because how are they communicating
Speaker 6: with a fucking cat?
Speaker 2: How are they communicating with a dead person? Can you
Speaker 2: want it? You can do it, you can do I
Speaker 2: believe you can do it.
Speaker 6: I believe that everybody has the potential to tap into
Speaker 6: that ship.
Speaker 2: Because they can prove in ten years of fuck I
Speaker 2: should say, fifteen years of fully believing and committing yourself
Speaker 2: to Oh sorry, you saying you're just like incompetent? Is
Speaker 2: that what you're gonna like?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 2: You know it's true.
Speaker 4: You fucking in the middle of nowhere for everything, so
Speaker 4: I can reach a higher level of conscience.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's what be the gateway? I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Is that what the psychics that you're talking to?
Speaker 6: There is legitimate psychics that have proven that they're real.
Speaker 6: There's one in London, Ontario that helped cops solve murders
Speaker 6: bro just like she just guessed and then they fucking
Speaker 6: found dead body. Stuff like that happens all the time
Speaker 6: with legitimate psychics.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's that. That's a TV show.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna make a psychic do something really bad to you.
Speaker 6: I can't say them, but I'm sure that if I
Speaker 6: brought Billy to a legitimate psychic that cost too much
Speaker 6: money sometimes, but I I guarantee if I opened the
Speaker 6: door halfway through, you'd have tears coming down your face.
Speaker 6: You had this godly experience. I think you can't even
Speaker 6: handle mushers.
Speaker 5: Grandmomo didn't you, and she passed off someone else.
Speaker 2: I met a fucking shut the fuck up.
Speaker 7: I will.
Speaker 2: I will win, or I will die.
Speaker 5: See that's why I can't talk to It's like it
Speaker 5: because like she'll just get annoyed with me and she'll start.
Speaker 6: Right when I went to that alien expo, that fucking
Speaker 6: I'm telling you this dude new ship that There's no
Speaker 6: way he could have known. He said, I I can't
Speaker 6: remember what it was, something specifically, And Chelsea was like, WHOA,
Speaker 6: how the fun did you know that?
Speaker 4: Like something like that was like not like.
Speaker 6: Oh, it is your fucking mom's hair brown or something
Speaker 6: like that. It was like a legitimate you can carry on.
Speaker 6: I cannot believe, Carr said, hold his hand.
Speaker 2: Ya, that's a good sound. So she's all sad about Wiggy.
Speaker 6: Right back to the fucking dead cat, Wiggy, get off
Speaker 6: your phone, Billy Sharon. Sharon was able to reach Wiggy,
Speaker 6: and Wiggy was concerned about her apartment okay because it
Speaker 6: was a toxic place. About a year later, decided to
Speaker 6: paint her apartment and discovered asbestos, a highly toxic mold
Speaker 6: in the walls and ceilings, and aluminum wiring in grave
Speaker 6: danger of causing a fire, so her dead cat warned her.
Speaker 4: About the impending doom that was coming.
Speaker 5: Just so you know, ninety percent of every single house
Speaker 5: has asbestos in the walls that you this one doesn't
Speaker 5: You know what popcorn ceilings are?
Speaker 2: Do you know what popcorn log is? Your fucking vapor
Speaker 2: he's seen? Have you seen popcorn ceilings? That's all is pestos,
Speaker 2: all of that.
Speaker 4: Billy knows too much about houses, you know.
Speaker 6: He lives in people's attics, right, Like every house he
Speaker 6: goes to, he kind of makes a spot and then
Speaker 6: at night he goes and hides in the attic.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's fucking fucking people under the stairs. Shit. Well, no,
Speaker 2: all homes are built with asbesos.
Speaker 5: Fucking for years and years and years and years, and
Speaker 5: then the government paid a lot of money to have
Speaker 5: everybody get it removed, and some people did, some people
Speaker 5: just said fuck it. And now we still have a
Speaker 5: bunch of houses that I still go into regularly that
Speaker 5: have asbesos.
Speaker 4: Hmmm, Billy's gonna die by next year. When he suddenly dies.
Speaker 2: I'm immortal, man, I'd be up there eating that ship.
Speaker 7: Like that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: Strange addiction where you can't stop eating the fucking side
Speaker 4: of your couch.
Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: The one thing that did, like, uh, make me a
Speaker 5: little bit nervous was the very first time I ever
Speaker 5: saw I didn't know what it was, so I picked
Speaker 5: it up and I started playing with it and I
Speaker 5: was just like I was running it through my fingers
Speaker 5: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck is this? And I even send
Speaker 2: a picture and I was like, fuddy, what's this sent?
Speaker 5: So the guy that trained me, and he's like, get
Speaker 5: the fuck out of there, and yea what And I
Speaker 5: was like, I'm playing.
Speaker 2: He's like, do you not know what that is? I
Speaker 2: was like, am I.
Speaker 4: How about you tell me crazy? So Deborah is forever
Speaker 4: grateful to Wiggy to this day. I can't believe how
Speaker 4: accurate and true that reading was.
Speaker 6: There's no way that Sharon and Animal Medium could have
Speaker 6: known about the asbestis and the mold beneath the walls.
Speaker 5: Yes she could have, because every sing clouds it was
Speaker 5: one hundred percent of those.
Speaker 6: I hope we do psychic on the show, like a
Speaker 6: legit one, and I hope she like like brings up
Speaker 6: some horrible trauma that is in the back of your
Speaker 6: skull that you don't even fucking know that anyone should
Speaker 6: even know about.
Speaker 2: I don't have trauma, perfect.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: You know why I know you have trauma is because
Speaker 6: you don't let you couldn't handle mushrooms. Something in the
Speaker 6: back of your head is trying to get out here.
Speaker 8: No, no, Well, and you say it's all fine. So
Speaker 8: if you're a true fan, I'll do this once.
Speaker 4: It's that goddamn cat again.
Speaker 2: So if you know what that is, I don't even
Speaker 2: know what that is.
Speaker 6: Me and Juan got me to do that for a
Speaker 6: sound club, Me and wand an episode about the hauntings
Speaker 6: in the White House, and I'd like, I want to
Speaker 6: kind of bring it back to the Capitol Building in
Speaker 6: Washington where we talked about d C the Cat.
Speaker 4: So my joke was like the fucking janitor, like he
Speaker 4: shows up. So I'll just tell the story and I'll
Speaker 4: tell my joke of why we got into that h
Speaker 4: has has witness supposed to me this DC the Capitol
Speaker 4: Building and witnessed incredible history obviously, and all sorts of
Speaker 4: things beating my maid in that building.
Speaker 6: Uh, but some might say not so incredible as the
Speaker 6: demon cat said to walk the halls at night during
Speaker 6: the post Civil War era, Uh, the night watchman began
Speaker 6: seeing a black cat that would grow in all sizes
Speaker 6: as it walks towards them, so we would get to
Speaker 6: the size of like a panther and shit like that.
Speaker 6: So it get like it would be the size, and
Speaker 6: then as he was running towards him, like poof in
Speaker 6: the air, like disappear as it's getting closer to you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm prepping for later. Later, why you got your
Speaker 2: I'm I'm trying to listen.
Speaker 4: So he sees us all the time.
Speaker 6: One man said that it grew as big as a tiger,
Speaker 6: and when it left him to attack.
Speaker 2: Arms and fear of being.
Speaker 6: Just fucking torn apart, savage massacred right, but when he
Speaker 6: fell down, he didn't feel the weight of the cat.
Speaker 6: He lowered his arms and finally realized it had disappeared.
Speaker 4: So my whole joke was that, like the guy's fucking
Speaker 4: like the janitor or some ship, and he's like.
Speaker 6: Fucking every time, because there's always bad things that happen
Speaker 6: around the cat, Like if the cat's around, fucking JFK
Speaker 6: gets shot the fucking head. The cats around Watergate happens
Speaker 6: the cats around, you know, fucking Hillary Clinton's drinking the
Speaker 6: blood of children something.
Speaker 4: Like that, right, So something bad, right, And then.
Speaker 2: So I made the.
Speaker 6: Here, uh so I made the kind of joke of
Speaker 6: the Janner's walking fucking round and like fucking goddamn cat,
Speaker 6: and like I screamed that during the episode where we
Speaker 6: like I lived in the old place in the basement,
Speaker 6: and one literally made me do that for a fucking
Speaker 6: sound effect that he would use on.
Speaker 4: His god damn cat cat again. It's like, you know,
Speaker 4: your wife dies and you see the cat, You're like,
Speaker 4: fucking god, this stupid cat. Because every time you'd be
Speaker 4: cleaning up, you'd see this fucking cat everywhere, and then
Speaker 4: you'd be like, all JFK's got shot in the head.
Speaker 4: It's like it's on d C again, you know, fun stuff.
Speaker 5: Parking back to that, so could stress such.
Speaker 2: Stories just be drunken ramblings of the night.
Speaker 6: Who probably just maybe just like you, always like around
Speaker 6: all these powerful people.
Speaker 4: And he's cleaned up, but he used to make his
Speaker 4: own stories up. You know, I saw that cat the
Speaker 4: day before John F. Kennedy was assassinated by his own,
Speaker 4: his own cat. He gets shot shot him. It was
Speaker 4: it was sniper masturbating Kitty.
Speaker 2: Why is he master? Oh my god, you've never seen
Speaker 2: fucking uh Nick Swartzon's.
Speaker 4: Oh I haven't seen Pretend Time in Forever. You love
Speaker 4: that show, I know, but he's fucking banned. Mushrooms.
Speaker 5: Are really need my States friends to send me over
Speaker 5: a copy of Nick Schwartz's Pretend Time, please, because that
Speaker 5: ship got banned in Canada and I can't fucking find
Speaker 5: it anywhere, even when I changed my IP address. I
Speaker 5: swear to fucking god, they know. Anyways, though it was
Speaker 5: the masturbating sniper.
Speaker 2: That was one of his skits.
Speaker 5: He could only he could only come when he killed
Speaker 5: somebody through sniping, So every time he was sniping, he's
Speaker 5: like Jack Knat.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know who that is, you.
Speaker 6: Know, the American sniper that movie that they made. I
Speaker 6: never watch it because I think it's a glorifying a psychopath.
Speaker 2: I never watched it there, so I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's a famous sniper. They glorified for.
Speaker 2: Being like a really good sniper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he was a psychopath. You kill like fucking
Speaker 4: innocent people, and she's like that, like fuckers.
Speaker 2: But he's really good at sniping. He's good sniping. Some
Speaker 2: say sometimes when you can swim. Yeah, whatever happened to
Speaker 2: that guy? What guy? The Olympic swimmer that did all
Speaker 2: that shitty things to all those women? What the beat
Speaker 2: his wife?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no he raped? He rate to go at a party? What?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What the no? My god?
Speaker 5: No he was he was a young kid. He was
Speaker 5: like fresh out of high school. But fuck, what was
Speaker 5: his name? Nobody knows, Yes, everybody knows. I'm sure people
Speaker 5: are yelling at crazy to the Commonsody, do you realize that.
Speaker 2: Somebody tell me Chris Kyle.
Speaker 5: Okay, somebody tell me who that's that Olympic That Olympic
Speaker 5: swimmer that got that Olympic swimmer is a couple of
Speaker 5: years ago. Remember that that at a party he ended
Speaker 5: up sexually assaulting a girl. And then they went to
Speaker 5: trial and he actually got off scot free because quote
Speaker 5: unquote he had a full life ahead of him. Anyone
Speaker 5: fucking remember what I'm talking about. That was like three
Speaker 5: four years Its white, right, yes he was white, but like, fuck,
Speaker 5: you actually don't remember what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: That was like the biggest it was on everything you
Speaker 2: do the research. We'll cover it on an episode Son
Speaker 2: of a Bit Simon Mary. Can't I fucking remember his name? Anyways?
Speaker 2: Carry on? Sorry, somebody, if anyone can help me, thank you.
Speaker 4: So you might think it was just the ramblings of
Speaker 4: this fucking guy but supposedly excel except when the concrete
Speaker 4: was poured to replace some flooring after a gas explosion
Speaker 4: in eighteen ninety eight, six to eight, perfect paw prints
Speaker 4: were found indented in to It is that wild?
Speaker 5: That is wild, And I am listening, but I'm very
Speaker 5: upset about why I can't remember this guy's name.
Speaker 2: All Right, I figured it out.
Speaker 4: It's fucking live special.
Speaker 6: Everybody, wait until Billy could figure out who this rapist is?
Speaker 4: Can you say that on YouTube? Fucking But how do
Speaker 4: I even google this?
Speaker 5: That professional swimmer that sexually assaulted a woman at the party?
Speaker 2: Do we need to do that?
Speaker 4: Like I guess I went on a rambling about the government.
Speaker 4: So let Billy fucking figure out his shit. This is
Speaker 4: kind of fun to go live. You don't go live
Speaker 4: episodes on rock.
Speaker 2: This brock fucking Turner. Do you remember that? Do you
Speaker 2: remember that name? It was massive?
Speaker 7: Altho?
Speaker 2: This was like twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4: All right, tell me the story billy while we're fucking
Speaker 4: live here.
Speaker 2: So I still remember. I don't even have to read it.
Speaker 5: So basically, he went to a party with a bunch
Speaker 5: of his friends, and uh, I went to a party
Speaker 5: with a bunch of his friends, and uh yeah, I
Speaker 5: guess a girl pasted out and then they all kind
Speaker 5: of took advantage of her, and uh, that's what I said.
Speaker 2: Brock her. Yeah, because he wasn't checking the thing, thank you, so,
Speaker 2: but I asked for it. Uh yeah. But anyways, he
Speaker 2: ended up sectually a Celtices girl. They go to court.
Speaker 5: It was a massive fucking case because he got off
Speaker 5: basically scott free with the uh basically one of the
Speaker 5: one of the defending lines was boys will be boys
Speaker 5: and he has a bright future ahead of him. So
Speaker 5: why did you Uh, it's a boy. Okay, shut up,
Speaker 5: but it's not fucked up? Dude, How did you not
Speaker 5: know about that? That was like the biggest news ever.
Speaker 4: That was I kind of remember it happened so often.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, this one was like next level, Like well,
Speaker 5: that's kind of the gist of it is he basically
Speaker 5: got off fucking Scott free. He just like blatantly got
Speaker 5: accused as guilty, but and he's got a bright future
Speaker 5: ahead of him.
Speaker 4: So let's not football players and stuff that fucked.
Speaker 2: I know Michael Vick didn't get that. He didn't Michael
Speaker 2: vickup fucking I know.
Speaker 4: I love Michael Vick, though I.
Speaker 5: Don't know like Michael Vick. I'm glad he fucking his dog,
Speaker 5: his stupid little dog.
Speaker 2: Ring fucking wild. Fuck him with chickens. Fuck chickens. Fuck chickens.
Speaker 4: Chickens are okay, you want to come up the most
Speaker 4: fucking story, and this chicken might fucking haunt you, bro,
Speaker 4: so be careful.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking literally got chicken catching in my blood.
Speaker 4: What do you think of DC the cat Man?
Speaker 2: Wow? Fuck a cat? Literally, fuck a cat.
Speaker 6: Literally, this is fucking This is Billy after he fucked
Speaker 6: the cat. It's coming for your book. Do you see
Speaker 6: the cat and like people claim, this is fucking real,
Speaker 6: like people see him all sorts of crazy fucking ship.
Speaker 6: Newgate Prison, once stood by Old Bailey, was home to
Speaker 6: a supernatural hound that was an omen of of bad luck.
Speaker 4: A prisoner inmate.
Speaker 6: First wrote about the hound in fifteen ninety six. It
Speaker 6: recounted that during the terrible famine in London. The prisoners
Speaker 6: and the prisoner inmates had turned the cannibalism to stay alive.
Speaker 6: A scholar once imprisoned at the time having been accused
Speaker 6: of witchcraft, and no sooner he had arrived than he
Speaker 6: was overpowered by strong men and eighten.
Speaker 4: So they targeted the witch eyighten, eaten.
Speaker 12: Eaten, eaten, aiden, eten. He was eight, he was eight,
Speaker 12: He got eight, he got it, he was.
Speaker 2: He was eight. The fuck is that? That's a that's
Speaker 2: a weird one. What is the proper way to say that?
Speaker 5: Like he got heating hanged? I fucking hate that. You
Speaker 5: are right about that, and that still sounds so wrong.
Speaker 5: I fucking hate that shit too. They got that, they
Speaker 5: were hanged.
Speaker 6: So the so this scholar, which is wild because this
Speaker 6: is this is literally the medieval times, fifteen hundreds, someone
Speaker 6: accused of witchcraft, probably because he was smarter than everybody else.
Speaker 6: And they're like, no, no, you're a fucking warlock, bro, How.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? How did you know? Because I'm
Speaker 2: a psychic? Yeah, I took a course.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 6: You don't believe in the supernatural aspects of reality and
Speaker 6: how there could be people that could tap into that?
Speaker 5: You know, what the best part is is, I do
Speaker 5: believe that. You know, what I also believe is that
Speaker 5: any person that could physically do that would never charge
Speaker 5: money to do.
Speaker 2: That for other people have to make a living.
Speaker 5: Know this person would have their living signed out things
Speaker 5: like lottery numbers, like things like other avenues. They would
Speaker 5: know who would win that football game. They don't need
Speaker 5: to fucking charge one hundred.
Speaker 4: But sometimes people like.
Speaker 6: I've told you about the story when Chelsea went to
Speaker 6: the psychic and it knew stuff about Chelsea that impossible
Speaker 6: to fucking.
Speaker 5: You're right, but there there's and then there's been a
Speaker 5: ridiculous amount have you ever searched debunking videos at all?
Speaker 2: Like at all, I've ever watched like, don't watch those things.
Speaker 5: And people like are like, they'll come out, they'll be like,
Speaker 5: I've been a professional psychic for thirty years.
Speaker 2: This is how I did it. And they're like, they'll
Speaker 2: lay down the ride. I know, it's like a magician psychology. There.
Speaker 2: I do believe it is possible. I made the joke
Speaker 2: that when I do believe, I do. I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I believe it's possible.
Speaker 5: I believe any single one of them that charges money
Speaker 5: per hour to bring in random people into them is
Speaker 5: a fake that straight up.
Speaker 4: The psychic saw turmoil. Chelsea showed the psychic she went
Speaker 4: to a picture of me, and she said that because supposedly,
Speaker 4: and I've heard this through other psychics, is that they
Speaker 4: a lot of the way they do this, they have
Speaker 4: spirits in the actual world and they're coming in contact
Speaker 4: with them and it will almost be.
Speaker 2: Like a line.
Speaker 6: Sounds weird, but according to this, like if you just
Speaker 6: play it like it's fact. So people like spirits kind
Speaker 6: of can allow themselves to talk and give your grandfather,
Speaker 6: your grandmother, whoever wants to kind of come in and communicate.
Speaker 6: And they were used like they're like a conduit, right,
Speaker 6: able to kind of like connect with the other side
Speaker 6: and these people so they have to kind of wait
Speaker 6: their turn.
Speaker 4: And when Chelsea showed the picture of me to the psychic,
Speaker 4: it's like said everybody stood up and.
Speaker 6: Was like wanting to say something. And I was like,
Speaker 6: and there's like stuff that like said about me that.
Speaker 2: Ken you're getting married.
Speaker 4: I know that came true about like my behavior.
Speaker 5: Later on I was getting married, congratulated. It's in October.
Speaker 5: Fucking finally, I'm a ruin the whole wedding.
Speaker 2: You better, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 6: He's my best man. It's gonna be a wild fucking time.
Speaker 6: I just want to party.
Speaker 5: I am to making Chelsea's parents are gonna be so
Speaker 5: nervous about the rest of her life when I'm done
Speaker 5: my speech.
Speaker 4: Fucking bet or not, Man, you have to say something nice.
Speaker 2: I don't have to say ship. You can't tell me
Speaker 2: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Put a shot collar on you not tonight.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 4: If you ruined Chelsea's fucking wedding night, I won't.
Speaker 2: She'll be very happy. I guarantee you.
Speaker 5: I can walk a fine line where Chelsea's still laughing
Speaker 5: and her family isn't.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: Her dad knows me, and her mom knows me well
Speaker 4: enough to know that I am.
Speaker 5: Uh anything.
Speaker 9: Uh So.
Speaker 6: There, Jesus, this fucking prison, right, this guy gets killed.
Speaker 6: This guy get I knew you were gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 6: This guy gets killed for being a witch. They get
Speaker 6: overpowered by the inmates strong men, and they ate him
Speaker 6: because they're like, who's the weakest dude in the fucking room. Oh,
Speaker 6: the guy believes in witchcraft was shortly after the inmates
Speaker 6: began seeing a large black dog.
Speaker 2: Roaming in the corridors.
Speaker 6: One by one, each man who had eaten the scholar
Speaker 6: was hunted down and torn apart by the beast. When
Speaker 6: the number had dwindled to only a handful of remaining
Speaker 6: men who had eaten the skollar, they were deranged with
Speaker 6: fear and broke out of the prison to escape the
Speaker 6: terrible dog.
Speaker 4: It is said that no man really escaped. However, those
Speaker 4: last murderers were found by the dog and met the
Speaker 4: same fate as their fellow inmates.
Speaker 2: Are we getting out? But anyways? Are we getting to
Speaker 2: the point where that that fucked up like weird almost
Speaker 2: porno fucking picture he showed up? Stories coming up?
Speaker 4: Well, we'll get there.
Speaker 2: There's some there.
Speaker 4: There's there's some fun stuff coming. I don't worry, some
Speaker 4: fun stuff coming.
Speaker 2: What we got now.
Speaker 4: It's Jahn and Ford put together as a word, The Ford.
Speaker 2: The Ford Warren.
Speaker 6: Lodge was built on the Brecks, an ancient and wild
Speaker 6: landscape in Norfolk where prehistoric farmers once kept sheep and rabbits.
Speaker 6: The lad was built in the fourteen hundreds by nearby
Speaker 6: monks and supposedly the residents of the Warriner.
Speaker 2: I don't know these ancient terms.
Speaker 6: The man in charge of maintaining and catching rabbits, I
Speaker 6: guess on the bres not don't even know to.
Speaker 2: Brex is for food and their skins.
Speaker 4: So there is one dude that it would kill the
Speaker 4: animals for food and sustenance.
Speaker 2: He did all the work right.
Speaker 6: The brecks are filled with small rabbits and burrows, and
Speaker 6: one enormous white rabbit.
Speaker 2: Just came back for revenge. Eyes he said, to haunt
Speaker 2: the lodge. And there's an omen of death you killed
Speaker 2: whoever is unlucky enough to see it.
Speaker 6: Perhaps it has something to do with the old leper
Speaker 6: hospital of Saint Margaret close by. Maybe you know, like
Speaker 6: leprosy right, a terrible I know, I know, which was
Speaker 6: rated for silver and burnt to the ground in thirteen
Speaker 6: oh four. It's like an old legend.
Speaker 2: Rated old legend.
Speaker 4: They have so much silver there because people would hoard
Speaker 4: money in wealth and obviously back then it was coins
Speaker 4: and thirteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Uh so lead scary? Oh is that the that that's
Speaker 2: the human clown. It's the rabbit. He's not a clown,
Speaker 2: he's a rabbit man. He's look at his face. It's
Speaker 2: a skulls a clown. It's a fucking skull man, He's
Speaker 2: a clown. Skull makeup. No, I'm saying he is a clown.
Speaker 2: What is a he?
Speaker 6: This is fun fund a little poke, but uh numerous
Speaker 6: So this is fine. So nobody knows what the fuck happened.
Speaker 6: So people claim to see this fucking giant rabbit and
Speaker 6: I'm sure the guys it's like a horror movie or
Speaker 6: some weird fucking like comedy film where the guy that
Speaker 6: like kills all the rabbits for like sustenance and to
Speaker 6: feed the monks and be like, here you go, fucking.
Speaker 2: Don't deal me today. I will win or I will die.
Speaker 5: And then this fucking I love how I picked that
Speaker 5: randomly and I was like, that worked out good. I
Speaker 5: like what my random text workout.
Speaker 4: We'll change it, uh and we'll go down the fucking thanks,
Speaker 4: So you can just pick one, Yeah, give me a
Speaker 4: new one anyways, carrying so fucking stupid. I like randomly
Speaker 4: doing it and seeing if it actually matches.
Speaker 6: The athanel Hampton House a large estate in Dorset near Dorchester, England,
Speaker 6: but perhaps the most famous of all the spectral is
Speaker 6: the ghost of Martin.
Speaker 9: Prepping for later a pet ape, what a pet ape,
Speaker 9: pet bape, pet baite.
Speaker 6: I couldn't find any images of ghostly fucking apes.
Speaker 5: I tried, but what you could find was a eight pimp.
Speaker 5: That's eight pimp was on the roster.
Speaker 4: Can you describe what the image is showing for the
Speaker 4: audio listeners.
Speaker 5: It's a pimp with two beautiful apes wearing bikinis, but
Speaker 5: he's clearly but ass fucking naked.
Speaker 4: Look at those fucking look at how the fucking jugs
Speaker 4: he looks, and.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's fucking rocked off fucking heroin, yeah,
Speaker 2: or some sort of fucking shit.
Speaker 4: So I couldn't find it.
Speaker 6: I literally look was like ghost apes, ghostly apes, spirits
Speaker 6: of an ape, and it just fucking came up with
Speaker 6: the weirdest shit on fucking Google.
Speaker 2: So weird.
Speaker 6: But perhaps the most famous of the spectrumities is this
Speaker 6: ghost This Martin a pet ape, possibly a chimpanzee, that
Speaker 6: belonged to William Martin, his family, who built the Athelhampton
Speaker 6: in fourteen eighty five. Legend has it that Martin suffered
Speaker 6: a gnarly fate when he was accidentally sealed up in
Speaker 6: a room of the Anthel Hampton and died of starvation.
Speaker 2: How he gets sealed in a room? Have you ever
Speaker 2: like outside Lock? Like boat Lock? You think?
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen Nope?
Speaker 2: That movie?
Speaker 6: Oh man, I'm such a horror fan and people are
Speaker 6: gonna shoot on me for this and I'm like the
Speaker 6: guy from fucking Saturday or uh uh the other one,
Speaker 6: the cheaper version of that cheaper version. Jordan Peele Breakfast Television,
Speaker 6: Mad TV. So Jordan Peele, obviously acclaimed horror director. Like
Speaker 6: I like some most of his stuff, I couldn't really
Speaker 6: get into us as much, but people say I should
Speaker 6: revisit it.
Speaker 2: Uh but if you have never.
Speaker 6: Seen Nope, no whole new take on what a UFO
Speaker 6: could be, it's and I think you would like it
Speaker 6: because it's it's a good movie and there is a
Speaker 6: scene of this chimpanzee that go was fucking crazy, and it's.
Speaker 4: This weird, alluring thing throughout like the film.
Speaker 6: Watch it, let me know your opinions, because it kind
Speaker 6: of reminds me of this of like an ape gone
Speaker 6: fucking freaking out crazy. But they locked him in, he
Speaker 6: did so they locked him in a room, which is
Speaker 6: sad because how do you deal with a monkey?
Speaker 4: First of all, like, how do you you can't?
Speaker 6: Fucking people are like he's so cute, Like eventually, eventually
Speaker 6: want to get into I want to get into an
Speaker 6: episode on Ship on nine one one calls like the
Speaker 6: craziest now on want calls, and I do want to
Speaker 6: get the one where this woman is freaking out because
Speaker 6: the ape has gone like a pet. She had went
Speaker 6: freaked out and like killed her friend and she's on
Speaker 6: the phone with the cops as the fucking ape is
Speaker 6: like eating her friend. Yeah, just wait, I've I've always
Speaker 6: wanted to do this for an episode, and I'm gonna
Speaker 6: find a lot of stuff for it's going.
Speaker 2: Did you imagine not being able to overpower a monkey?
Speaker 2: Why are you that fucking kidding dude? Some pet monkey? Dude?
Speaker 4: Do you have any idea that the strength that even
Speaker 4: a chimponse he has. It's like fucking forty apes have that.
Speaker 4: But chimpanzees are incredibly strong and have crazy sharp teeth.
Speaker 2: They're like the tear you apart. You think I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna beat a bear, but I'll bet a fucking chimp.
Speaker 2: I doubt that very much, sir. Oh fuck you chimp.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think I don't know, come
Speaker 2: match you.
Speaker 4: You don't think I do not think that you could
Speaker 4: go against anate man.
Speaker 2: It's all fake news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, never would.
Speaker 6: But they're incredibly strong, so supposedly he died in this
Speaker 6: room that they were like, you can't do with fucking
Speaker 6: Martin anymore. So they sealed it off, locking off, and
Speaker 6: then fucking Martin has to live in this room by
Speaker 6: some starves to death, sad they forget about him, so
Speaker 6: fucking za from Martin.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 6: Others, however, claim that Martin is an overall happy ghost
Speaker 6: who expresses his happiness uh in a rather.
Speaker 2: Crude manner. Throw poop.
Speaker 4: He throw poop poos at the fucking he's kidding.
Speaker 6: Several visitors claim that they hear Martin laughing while he
Speaker 6: pleasures himself. Can you give me an audio interpretation of
Speaker 6: what that would sound like? You gotta come on, it's
Speaker 6: a monkey.
Speaker 4: And this holds any truth. Okay, it holds any truth.
Speaker 6: Imagine it's kind of image is appropriate now, But imagine
Speaker 6: if you heard that coming through the walls, You're like, noise?
Speaker 1: Is that? Like?
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's not life and that's just him coming.
Speaker 6: Some say, this Randy side of the ape comes out
Speaker 6: Martin has an infactuation with William Martin's daughters and that
Speaker 6: she might be responsible for his early demise because, according
Speaker 6: to this is that the the ape tried to either
Speaker 6: it was in love or tried to our word right
Speaker 6: pay like French right.
Speaker 2: My dumb fucking ass that you meant retarded.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, one of.
Speaker 2: The our words.
Speaker 4: So and then suppose he was infactuated by the one
Speaker 4: guy's daughter. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 6: And then so that probably could have been one of
Speaker 6: the reasons why they locked him in a room.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then that's fair. That's fair. That's a fair
Speaker 2: reason to lock somebody when.
Speaker 6: People now hear him getting off U given the claim
Speaker 6: that she locked herself in the room to end her
Speaker 6: own life following heartbreak and not knowing Martin followed her
Speaker 6: inside perfectly did that? Wow finger on the draw, bro,
Speaker 6: I just guessed.
Speaker 2: I know I'm a chance. See. Actually, you know what
Speaker 2: it actually is is the reason I don't like sex.
Speaker 2: It is because I am one.
Speaker 7: Please blake, please know jibbish tonight, please, I beg you.
Speaker 2: It's all fake news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen.
Speaker 4: Jewet cominess, your communists, Jewet Cominess, Bud, so many fun.
Speaker 2: Things on this ship.
Speaker 4: Well that's a fucking wild story either way.
Speaker 6: That is the crazy, wild, fucking story that like, and
Speaker 6: that's why they love him in a room because imagine
Speaker 6: you come home and you know it's back in the
Speaker 6: day and the mom and dad are out and they're
Speaker 6: like having the they're.
Speaker 2: Fucking, she got a nice gown on.
Speaker 6: It's like a horror movie, and like, you know they're
Speaker 6: coming back last even champagne. Yeah, they're out dancing and
Speaker 6: then they're like, where's our fucking daughter? And then where's
Speaker 6: Martin and the like who find it sounds like a
Speaker 6: horror movie. They find him in a room like holding
Speaker 6: her dead body that he like fucking plumbing to death
Speaker 6: and killed and like it because who knows.
Speaker 4: How the ape killed the woman he was in love with,
Speaker 4: Like it's King Kong.
Speaker 2: It's sad.
Speaker 6: So this will eventually be coming on our Hell series,
Speaker 6: which maybe this summer. It's a lot of extensive research
Speaker 6: and it is essentially almost a month, if not a
Speaker 6: month and a half of getting into nothing but hell shit,
Speaker 6: satanic shit, but just outside Dublin in Wicklow Mountains.
Speaker 2: Is the hell Fire Club only cup more was the house?
Speaker 6: Was the Health Fire Club, Haunting Lodge, the health You
Speaker 6: don't know about Health Fire Club. You want to be
Speaker 6: on that episode, We're not going.
Speaker 4: To do the whole fucking We can't get extensively into
Speaker 4: the research of the Health Fire Club on this episode.
Speaker 2: If you want to be on that ship, it's finely wow,
Speaker 2: all right, carry on.
Speaker 6: Haunted Hunting Lodge that was placed right on top of
Speaker 6: an ancient barrel mound. It's said that the Speaker Colony,
Speaker 6: the builder of the lodge, used the standing stone from
Speaker 6: uh it's supposed to be.
Speaker 4: It's so it gets in the satanic stuff.
Speaker 6: But the club itself was founded by Richard Parsons in
Speaker 6: seventeen thirty five, was known for Satanism and members practicing
Speaker 6: black magic cats and some servants were sacrificed to the
Speaker 6: devil there.
Speaker 2: Oh good, so that's always a fun glad time. I
Speaker 2: hope that that was one. I hope both those were
Speaker 2: the cats.
Speaker 4: The cat I fucking forgot to bring it up with
Speaker 4: this season. That's a guy I fucking like DC. I guess,
Speaker 4: fucking fun stuff. He seems like an important dude. He's
Speaker 4: got a lot of you know, so a lot of
Speaker 4: they sacrificed a lot of fucking cats. Oh there's the
Speaker 4: horse image, nice horsey, horsey ghost. You know stuff I
Speaker 4: forgot to bring up.
Speaker 5: Ah.
Speaker 4: So, one famous story tells of a visitor to the
Speaker 4: area went one night to see the Lodge, the place
Speaker 4: that had such intriguing in a mysterious reputation.
Speaker 2: He was found dead the next morning.
Speaker 4: His host thought with horror that he must have been
Speaker 4: murdered at the Hellfire Club.
Speaker 7: That night.
Speaker 4: He went to the local priest his stick sect to
Speaker 4: find out what happened. When they arrived at the Hellfire Club,
Speaker 4: they found a great banquet laid out and a black
Speaker 4: cat stalking the room. Food everywhere, big, nice laid out
Speaker 4: table of food.
Speaker 2: You know, it was huge.
Speaker 4: It was it was like ear shaped like horns. I
Speaker 4: don't know what that's in it, but ear shape like horns.
Speaker 2: The priest, I don't know. Oh, it's like cat with shoes.
Speaker 2: I got that right away.
Speaker 5: But also what's also funny is my initial thought was
Speaker 5: ears that were like like wrap like almost like like
Speaker 5: a waffle cone.
Speaker 2: So people thought it was like a horn. It was like,
Speaker 2: it was like an ear, We're gonna metal shop today.
Speaker 6: We had two parts that came out today that looked
Speaker 6: like fucking horns, and I was like, hail State.
Speaker 4: Fun fun time, you guys.
Speaker 6: Eventually, if you guys are Patreon subscribers, uh, there's plans
Speaker 6: next week. These two guys from work that are wild boys.
Speaker 6: You like them, you'll probably meet.
Speaker 2: The wild boys. I like living by the rules, funny little.
Speaker 6: While he fucking just smokes the gars, loves whiskey and
Speaker 6: has like this fucking loft out in the middle of
Speaker 6: like the woods in the back of his parents' house
Speaker 6: and sh like that. It's like he's like, you're gonna
Speaker 6: fucking love it there, So we're gonna record a Patreon
Speaker 6: episode of us to shooting. The share were called around Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I know, but he like, why wouldn't you live off
Speaker 6: for free?
Speaker 4: And they have property and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: So realistically, if I was the parent, I would probably
Speaker 6: encourage that, considering the economy nowadays, that if I had
Speaker 6: the money to like house my kids in a different place,
Speaker 6: not while I'm fucking you know, I think it's coming
Speaker 6: and I'm fucking the old lady.
Speaker 2: You know what, I mean then like I would man, Nah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, but that's coming for patreons, So everyone like get
Speaker 4: ready for some of that, because I might bring them
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 6: If this go as well, who knows, we might have
Speaker 6: a couple of people pop in as guests. A lot
Speaker 6: of fun content coming.
Speaker 4: So supposed to be this cat, right, the fucking huge cat,
Speaker 4: fucking these ears or shape like horns.
Speaker 6: Bro, and the priests through holy water over the cat.
Speaker 6: You know, but the power of Christ can tell ye
Speaker 6: you know, ye yee sketchy ye, an act which tore
Speaker 6: it into pieces.
Speaker 4: The cat is torn to pieces.
Speaker 6: When the priest went outside, he found the dead Man's
Speaker 6: host lying on the grass. Oh so you throw weird
Speaker 6: through holy water on the fucking cat. So he tore
Speaker 6: somebody into pieces. He found dead man, the dead Man's
Speaker 6: host lying on the grass with his neck and face
Speaker 6: scratched deeply by only what could be described as powerful claws. Okay,
Speaker 6: we have two more stories. Everybody, carry on, you said
Speaker 6: two more ago. Let's fine, Billy, just enjoy yourself, joy yourself.
Speaker 5: Bro, calm down, don't you cut Jesus what I got?
Speaker 5: The dust just said, cat Jesus, I read cuts what
Speaker 5: did I say for him to say, Bro, Billy.
Speaker 4: Damn it, tell you had one drop.
Speaker 2: Cat cat Buddy, we appreciate you.
Speaker 5: You're a lovely Maybe I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not assuming you're j Can you.
Speaker 6: Give us an impression? Can you give us an impression
Speaker 6: of cat? Jesus please.
Speaker 5: Come?
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be all.
Speaker 4: Like I told Billy, I was like, I want to
Speaker 4: do improv classes together because.
Speaker 5: What I do, Like, I can do that, but what
Speaker 5: I do ninety percent of the time, I'm always second
Speaker 5: guessing if it's appropriate.
Speaker 2: Is it though? So you could just do something basically Hell,
Speaker 2: I walk on New Shallow baby, and then you got
Speaker 2: the other bad one. It's like my dad killed me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like fucking stuck here trying to wake you
Speaker 4: people up.
Speaker 2: You got a cat nap. I know I can be
Speaker 2: for some cats.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I'm like I always say spiritual, but I'm not religious.
Speaker 6: But I have so many friends that are Christian. I
Speaker 6: joke with the dudes that we might have On the
Speaker 6: Patreon episode, Brett in like, I was like, I was like,
Speaker 6: you would believe in an imaginary guy named Yasawah. I
Speaker 6: was like, do you like, do you like ask for Yasawa?
Speaker 6: And you know, he's like, hang out with Yasawa all
Speaker 6: the time, because.
Speaker 2: That's Jesus's real name.
Speaker 6: He's like, bro, you believe in fucking lizard people, And
Speaker 6: I'm like, it is just as believable as fucking Jesus.
Speaker 4: Hey, be honest, actually right there, that was just as
Speaker 4: people are like, whoa wow, No, yeah, let's let's hang
Speaker 4: back here for a minute.
Speaker 2: How often do you shit on that whole thing, Jesus?
Speaker 2: Not often? I think it's possible four times tonight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Hi, Kate, I'm not shitting on Jesus.
Speaker 6: I've made the joke that sometimes I'm like, if you
Speaker 6: are up there, don't hate me for questioning things and
Speaker 6: being like, well, you have all these ancient gods that
Speaker 6: I'll have the same premise before he existed.
Speaker 5: What if the Reptilians have the exact same thing, but
Speaker 5: it became so cut out of versus society that they're like, Okay,
Speaker 5: we're not going to carry on that story.
Speaker 6: Lucifer means bearer of light, but they rather you worship
Speaker 6: Jesus in the words of Beast thirteen thirty three. So
Speaker 6: it's the same thing the morning Sun. Lucifer. That's also
Speaker 6: what they call Jesus. So there's like all these contradicting
Speaker 6: things of this is atten.
Speaker 4: The Bible was written by a fallen angel, fallen angel
Speaker 4: who what does he stand against God and his tyranny?
Speaker 4: Maybe because that's the idea of what these Luciferians believe,
Speaker 4: is that that he stood against essentially God keeping men
Speaker 4: and women in in this fucking like the ten my garden, bitch,
Speaker 4: ten my garden, bitch, you don't tell my fucking garden
Speaker 4: because I don't know game. I eventually want to get
Speaker 4: into it.
Speaker 5: If we're not, we're not getting into this anyways. We're
Speaker 5: cutting this off right here at the fucking time. No,
Speaker 5: next story, we're not. We're not going down the road.
Speaker 5: Next story.
Speaker 2: Next we're not. We're not doing how you're talking about pigs,
Speaker 2: We're not doing it. Next star. Do you like pigs?
Speaker 2: I love pigs. Pigs. I want to. I just told
Speaker 2: you I want to. Pig? Is it phantom?
Speaker 5: Soals that's supposed to be a ghost pig ghost It
Speaker 5: looks like a Mario ghost pig.
Speaker 4: Give me a ghostly uh ghostly pig?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how the fucking you take it away.
Speaker 4: I didn't think you were good, but I didn't scare.
Speaker 4: Oh man, those like like those are like pig sounds.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking.
Speaker 6: That's fine, But like when they are getting like when
Speaker 6: they're squealing and being fucking murdered as we eat them.
Speaker 2: Pigs are fucking dance. Those noises are nuts.
Speaker 6: A phantom sow and her piglets have haunted the mary
Speaker 6: Pitt Hill for two hundred years, as legend goes, on
Speaker 6: the misty nights, when raw walking the roads, you might
Speaker 6: stumble across them making their way to cater Gate, starving
Speaker 6: and searching for food. As legend has it, this sow
Speaker 6: and its piglets new they travel to crater Gate they
Speaker 6: would find a dead horse to eat, but upon their arrival,
Speaker 6: the horse had already been picked clean by crows. The
Speaker 6: pigs are said to speak to the pigs cry out.
Speaker 4: Skinting bones. Skinting bones is what this fucking thing is
Speaker 4: supposed to be, says, to which the sow replies, let
Speaker 4: them lie, let them lie. Fucking scary back. They go,
Speaker 4: then over the more searching for food, only appearing once
Speaker 4: more when the night is foggy and dark.
Speaker 5: It seems like we're always telling campfire stories that like
Speaker 5: kind of aren't scary.
Speaker 2: That's terrifying.
Speaker 4: You want to see that ship?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: Is that what you want?
Speaker 4: Holy fuck? Yeah, this is a fucking real story that
Speaker 4: like look that.
Speaker 2: Almost looks like dinosaur pic.
Speaker 6: No, this is like that looks like you know, looks
Speaker 6: like you remember those books in the Scholastic Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: like animalorphs and it's like this guy turns into a bird.
Speaker 4: It's very poorly written, and kids are like, I like this.
Speaker 2: Now they have books like what's that book? Stop? Just stop?
Speaker 2: What's the next one? Gender queer?
Speaker 4: Whatever that book is? Like appearance would be like why
Speaker 4: you have this on displayed fucking schools?
Speaker 2: Because you say ship like that?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: The reason that's how you because you say stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I need to say something anyways, now I'm gonna fucking
Speaker 2: say something. Have you seen that that fucked up? My
Speaker 2: brother showed me it.
Speaker 5: It's the only reason I even know about it is
Speaker 5: because it's it's uh directed toward its like super young children,
Speaker 5: like talking like two three years old, and uh it's
Speaker 5: a YouTube channel.
Speaker 2: You can google it.
Speaker 5: Uh don't remember the channel names called because my brother
Speaker 5: just showed me a video of it, and he's like, this.
Speaker 2: Ship's fucked.
Speaker 5: He's like, this is the ship that parents are showing
Speaker 5: their kids at like two and three, and it's basically
Speaker 5: like a nursery rhyme book and it's two. Uh yeah,
Speaker 5: reading reading a book anyways, anyways, just to what I
Speaker 5: can think of a proper name, because I don't know
Speaker 5: what the fuck their gender is anyways, whatever they identify
Speaker 5: us anyways, something like that. Anyway, anyways, that's not the point.
Speaker 5: That's not the point.
Speaker 2: The point is the things that they're saying are like, uh,
Speaker 2: they'll literally.
Speaker 5: Go A is for apple, B is four binary, C
Speaker 5: is four glitterists, and I'm like, yo.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Like these kids are two and three
Speaker 2: as the keys for transgender, and they'll go into it.
Speaker 2: These kids are two.
Speaker 4: Man, that's there's a kid's book that it is like
Speaker 4: G is for gay, he is for buy.
Speaker 2: You know what this thing is?
Speaker 6: My I will say this very quickly on this essentially
Speaker 6: my thing is there if you look up Gays against groomers,
Speaker 6: where gay people and trans people are actively speaking out
Speaker 6: against this stuff. They are literally like the pride flag
Speaker 6: is in classrooms all over the fucking.
Speaker 4: Schools and stuff like that. It means nothing but sexual things, bisexual, transsexual,
Speaker 4: pan secution, whatever the fuck, every other fucking version of it.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't include trade people.
Speaker 6: I don't leave everything under the sun of what you
Speaker 6: can be and sexually identify as, but they exclude fucking.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I knew you're gonna go off. I knew you
Speaker 2: were gonna go off.
Speaker 5: That's why I said I didn't want to go off,
Speaker 5: because I knew we were going to feed off each other.
Speaker 2: So carry on. Next story.
Speaker 4: This is what people don't to carry on top on
Speaker 4: Patreon stuff like that, right.
Speaker 3: The second time that he doesn't give a fuck, perfect.
Speaker 5: Timing, stop, but this is eventually like like I think
Speaker 5: you think I knew with these said, that's pretty cool, Patron.
Speaker 6: Is why, honestly that we tell people support because I
Speaker 6: would hope to get Billy on for more episodes because
Speaker 6: then we can all on centers for the fans that
Speaker 6: truly love the show and want to hear our takes
Speaker 6: on the stuff.
Speaker 4: We're not a political show, but it comes.
Speaker 2: He tries me.
Speaker 4: I feel like I could be nowadays.
Speaker 2: Anyways, what's the next story? Time the last story? What's
Speaker 2: the last story? It's a fun one. It was the
Speaker 2: fun story.
Speaker 6: Got what if we talked about courses, cats, dogs, all
Speaker 6: sorts of things, right, pigs.
Speaker 2: Nothing, chickens, ghast, chickens love it was the ghost Damn
Speaker 2: I'd still catch you with your fucking feet.
Speaker 4: Oh I forgot my ghost monkey. There there's the dead monkey.
Speaker 5: Anyways, we're on chickens now, Yes, chickens, Hey, what about chickens?
Speaker 4: One extremely cool day night and sixteen twenty so, just.
Speaker 2: To finish this whole story like that, okay you started it.
Speaker 4: One extremely cold day in sixteen twenty six, Sir Francis
Speaker 4: Bacon was passing Pond Square and.
Speaker 2: His carriage with his friend.
Speaker 4: Bacon was arguing with his new ideas of preserving food
Speaker 4: and injecting arm at her institu getting carry on whether
Speaker 4: it here's a joke about Bill Gates weather. Instead of
Speaker 4: salting meat, it could be possibly kept cold, you know,
Speaker 4: not dehydrated, because this is before they had refrigerators. His friend,
Speaker 4: the King's physician, didn't agree. Nevertheless, Bacon obtained chicken at
Speaker 4: a local Highgate farm, plucked a clean and packed it
Speaker 4: with snow inside and out, so he was shoving snow
Speaker 4: in the side of the chicken's asshole.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately for Bacon, his uh the chicken. His name was Bacon.
Speaker 4: Sir Francis Bacon, Sir Francis Bacon is Google it for
Speaker 4: the audience, Google it, Google Sir Francis Bacon.
Speaker 2: Sir France Bacon, Sir Francis Bacon.
Speaker 4: Oh, the fucking gay rant is now begad.
Speaker 2: Oh, Man, I don't go, it's not even gay.
Speaker 4: I don't fucking care about what people fucking do.
Speaker 5: Man, Lord English and statesman who served Attorney General and
Speaker 5: Lord Chancellor of England. Bacon's led the advancement of both
Speaker 5: natural philosophy and scientific method, and in his works remained
Speaker 5: influential even in his late stages of science.
Speaker 6: So he liked he wanted to like refrigerate me instead
Speaker 6: of like they would salt it and dehydrate it to
Speaker 6: get it to last longer.
Speaker 2: Yoh, that's a cool, fun fact I never knew. So
Speaker 2: he basically came up with the refrigerator pretty much. That's good,
Speaker 2: like kind of smart.
Speaker 6: And this is like people, you know, people throughout our
Speaker 6: history they get a little information passed through psychic abilities.
Speaker 4: From aliens and that's how they know to create things.
Speaker 4: So unfortunately if I unfortunately for bacon. We're literally at.
Speaker 2: The US curious how long you're gonna do that voice
Speaker 2: for in the cold turned about so when he was.
Speaker 4: The voice wed, he was outside stuffing the chicken full
Speaker 4: of snow to see if it would stay cold and
Speaker 4: help refrigerate the meat. I guess he caught pneumonia by
Speaker 4: standing outside shoving snow into a chickens asshole, which finished
Speaker 4: him off. Soon after his death, news of a half
Speaker 4: plucked chicken running around that pond square was reported. The
Speaker 4: chicken would allegedly vanish when anyone tried to approach it,
Speaker 4: and sightings continued throughout the years. For example, in World
Speaker 4: War One, Warden's tried to capture it, but it ran
Speaker 4: through a wall to escape.
Speaker 2: She was like, he's like the fucking coolid man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Around the same time, a passer byer passed, passerby,
Speaker 4: passed by, passer byer heard what sounded like a coach
Speaker 4: and horses so dumb, but nothing was there to be
Speaker 4: seen except for a chicken running around in circles.
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch, it's shit, you fucking got it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're screaming at goddamn fucking you. Fucking you cross
Speaker 4: the line. Fucking no impeding in my fucking day.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 4: It was also seen in the nineteen seventies by a
Speaker 4: couple stealing a good night kiss in a nearby doorway,
Speaker 4: so they're like, can I can I get it? Like
Speaker 4: it's like the young couple and you're like kissing each other.
Speaker 2: There you go, fucking.
Speaker 7: I got so many, man, I will find your home
Speaker 7: address and stab you so many times that you'll die.
Speaker 2: I made that myself. I'm very important. You got so
Speaker 2: many that start with my nanny to let.
Speaker 4: All right, so everyone to hear the way.
Speaker 2: We're all done.
Speaker 4: So let's put all the billy sound effects one by
Speaker 4: sweet two.
Speaker 2: That's really I heard a recharter or something. Really billy
Speaker 2: is a nuisance. Fuck you billy.
Speaker 7: We have more, please, Lily, please no gibberish tonight. Please.
Speaker 7: I beg you.
Speaker 4: That's six seven sounds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, more. I don't think so. My penis is
Speaker 2: tingling right now. I beg for.
Speaker 4: No, there's no more.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: I don't memorize this ship, but I get close to it.
Speaker 4: So yeah, wild. I enjoyed doing this.
Speaker 6: Lives a lot of fun. I'm glad people tuned in
Speaker 6: he where's the fun facts?
Speaker 2: We're getting there? Oh, it's like the sound effect I
Speaker 2: was looking for it. Wait, dish blow, Hey.
Speaker 7: Going to your sat baby because.
Speaker 2: What I screamer?
Speaker 4: I hope this one is actually pretty good because I
Speaker 4: just yea all right.
Speaker 2: Anyways, so that was ghost Animals.
Speaker 4: I thought that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of fun. People want us to.
Speaker 4: Put the whole thing on fucking on audio. It might
Speaker 4: be a good idea.
Speaker 2: It's time for.
Speaker 4: Bill fun fack that day that needs to be rerecorded.
Speaker 5: Do you remember the days I used to scream that
Speaker 5: every single episode episode screaming.
Speaker 4: So there was times where you'd be like, this is
Speaker 4: Billy's fun fact.
Speaker 2: I can't do it right now.
Speaker 4: I a lot of fun in this episode.
Speaker 2: Billy's fun fact today is uh. I didn't have one.
Speaker 2: So what I did was all everybody's name is good.
Speaker 2: Uh no, Jonas let me in on nothing. He o
Speaker 2: your fun fact?
Speaker 4: The internet shipping on you during your fun fact?
Speaker 5: No no, no, it's not good. Uh Jonas shot the
Speaker 5: bet on me and he gave me no fun facts.
Speaker 5: So I had to ask my girlfriend to google some.
Speaker 5: She's got one that was cool. Actually, this one actually
Speaker 5: fucking me up. So this will be great for all
Speaker 5: Canadians because I actually didn't know this. You know your
Speaker 5: ice scraper that you scrape off ice with like in
Speaker 5: your car. Yeah, don't you fucking roll your eyes, because
Speaker 5: I'm about to tell you a valuable piece of information.
Speaker 2: I know this. Okay, what am I gonna say? I
Speaker 2: don't know. You don't know ship? Okay, you know what
Speaker 2: the ice scraper the bat at the back of it.
Speaker 5: If you turn it over, it's gritted in a way
Speaker 5: to like completely loosen all of the ice off your
Speaker 5: thing before you scrape it.
Speaker 4: I knew that I saw it on TikTok video.
Speaker 2: Well, now you just knew that. I didn't know that. Well,
Speaker 2: she she gave me more because I told her that
Speaker 2: one wasn't enough.
Speaker 5: Okay, she said, Whale songs can be used to map
Speaker 5: out like ocean floor.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool. It's there.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like bats with the echo.
Speaker 5: Okay, actually two more ones. I'm only gonna say because
Speaker 5: I think it's fucking funny. So Sadan is the youngest
Speaker 5: country in the world, meaning everyone's fucking non fucking stuff
Speaker 5: and all the old people die. What Seu Sadan's the
Speaker 5: youngest country in the world.
Speaker 4: Sau su Dan. Yeah, where they like they cut off
Speaker 4: women's heads and ship like that for being feminists, right,
Speaker 4: is that what I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying, probably probably also murder anyone over fifteen. Maybe that's
Speaker 2: why we say it's the youngest. And then we got
Speaker 2: there are more twins now than ever before in history.
Speaker 2: It's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Cool, I know what's fucking watch? I watched a TikTok
Speaker 4: video about this teacher who has two people pardon two people,
Speaker 4: Like is one person? He said, So, it's a woman
Speaker 4: who was born with her conjoined twin. They're twins and
Speaker 4: they're both the teacher and they're conjoined. Uh, it's funny
Speaker 4: that there there's jokes about how.
Speaker 2: That's technically one person.
Speaker 4: They had to pay for separate colleges.
Speaker 2: No fucking way is this.
Speaker 6: They had to pay for separate, separate colleges, but when
Speaker 6: they became a teacher, they were paid this same wage
Speaker 6: as one, which is hypocritical. If you're gonna in the
Speaker 6: college made them do this, you're like, oh, like wow,
Speaker 6: Like this person existed and lived and went to our college,
Speaker 6: but we still made them pay two intuitions. But when
Speaker 6: they became a teacher for the fucking thing they went
Speaker 6: to school for, they got paid one wage.
Speaker 4: And this is like the hypocrisy of so many things
Speaker 4: on this earth.
Speaker 6: But like, that's fucking wild. It's fucking sad. It's sad
Speaker 6: and disgusting that we allow this stuff to happen. We
Speaker 6: should rise up and protest like France. It's breaking the black.
Speaker 2: Rock, fucking like Anyways, thank you guys for but that's wild.
Speaker 2: I'll be back, I promise you. I guess.
Speaker 5: By so, I guess it's gonna be a glorious, storious
Speaker 5: moment for me.
Speaker 2: When it went in course, it is corse again. I
Speaker 2: did not take my.
Speaker 4: I don't want to really like this girls shit look
Speaker 4: likes for China.
Speaker 2: I'm the crazy you just standing here.
Speaker 13: She had something Internet with wlapp a swimming right on
Speaker 13: tender must.
Speaker 7: Have been my wiener.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I'm a take at least.
Speaker 5: Miners bigger, go inside a bit of puncture her liver
Speaker 5: and I get here now pace the ground the house,
Speaker 5: standing up her phone saying down, I want to come home,
Speaker 5: forgive me.
Speaker 2: It's really and I think he might have gone crazy.
Speaker 2: He just keeps screaming at me, calling me ladies, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is wrong with him? He's been humping the
Speaker 2: couch for like thirty minutes now, saying get the fuck
Speaker 2: out my.
Speaker 5: Loan time, But he's not in his my mind hold
Speaker 5: his drawers down and did.
Speaker 2: A reach around hole on himself.
Speaker 11: Up shaw, motherfucking acerts shape bottles on the cat first.
Speaker 2: Please don't square because if you squeeze it, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a lot of panting boob. It'sne of a meaning
Speaker 2: for That's one way to clean it. Another way with
Speaker 2: me to use dump you gotta burn soap, Give you
Speaker 2: a body roll. Why don't we both adjust it down
Speaker 2: on the couch and we.
Speaker 4: Can go one out like wou.
Speaker 2: Open the door. This story's father.
Speaker 13: I know you're right in there, really getting hony with
Speaker 13: my daughter. Don't ignore me, Ayana, can the door run
Speaker 13: the hinges.
Speaker 2: You'll be kissing the.
Speaker 4: Four rescot is a witness.
Speaker 13: You'll be kissing blood at home as he's riding for
Speaker 13: my car, looking the carp green. She'll never be between mine.
Speaker 13: Don'tye's legs wearing your dick is dog meeting. You'll be
Speaker 13: wishing that I was coming maskandie.
Speaker 2: Your body will be found. No blood on my laundry.
Speaker 4: Get away like coaching a cla oat fit on me.
Speaker 4: You're probably hiding.
Speaker 2: In the closet like card Kelly. Think on the right way.
Speaker 13: It's gotta start yelling you skinny little fucks like a
Speaker 13: w just waiting to him.
Speaker 5: Am I trying the blast?
Speaker 9: Did you just shoot me?
Speaker 2: Now? My pins full of duty?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: Fuck your ruddy I'm spending a boat. Look at dog loggie,
Speaker 2: moming consciousness. I was only getting in your daughter's cans.
Speaker 2: That what understand is this kid's can nobody knowing.
Speaker 13: I don't know where I'm going, But if I'm playing
Speaker 13: on this kind of sasad the my story.
Speaker 2: But you know him, you know a lowest ording tack
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