WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:11.119 Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis. 2 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:13.119 Strange encounters of frogs. 3 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:17.280 And lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot, Mockman 4 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:22.559 and all their victims, Murray pictures captured by shot witness, 5 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:24.440 ufones breaking laws. 6 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:28.839 Of physics, Pictures of aliens carving the high rogue glyphics. 7 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.879 This is the bizarre world that we live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:36.799 So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here 9 00:00:36.840 --> 00:00:40.159 to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Castenos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.600 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 13 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:01.320 wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The 14 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:05.000 curtains are open, we're checking tickets out the door. 15 00:01:06.599 --> 00:01:09.519 It's about to get strange. 16 00:01:09.519 --> 00:01:24.400 Everybody, Welcome, everybody, Welcome to the show. 17 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:27.200 All right, So there was uh oh yeah, yeah, you 18 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:30.319 forgot two nuns. They're on bicycles. They're heading back to 19 00:01:30.359 --> 00:01:33.439 the convent and they actually take the wrong way down 20 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:36.040 a cobblestone road. One nun looks at the other nun 21 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:37.799 She's like, I've never came this way before, and the 22 00:01:37.879 --> 00:01:39.519 other nun looks back there and she's like, it's probably 23 00:01:39.560 --> 00:01:40.280 the cobblestones. 24 00:01:41.159 --> 00:01:42.319 This is so stupid. 25 00:01:42.879 --> 00:01:45.359 I don't know if it was the greatest idea, but 26 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:47.640 I took a gram of mushrooms like two hours ago 27 00:01:47.959 --> 00:01:50.200 and it's hit it hit it hit me like fifteen 28 00:01:50.239 --> 00:01:50.760 minutes ago. 29 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:53.120 So we're doing this live too. 30 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:54.120 We'll do it live. 31 00:01:54.319 --> 00:01:58.159 Okay, we'll do it live. We got the other quick 32 00:01:58.159 --> 00:02:00.799 one too. Why sure girls masturbate with these two fingers? 33 00:02:01.200 --> 00:02:04.760 And why because uh and this is. 34 00:02:09.039 --> 00:02:11.800 What is that one? 35 00:02:12.919 --> 00:02:15.159 I think is that from I think it's from the 36 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:17.919 Predator or some ship. And we're like all Sortsnagger's buddies 37 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:22.159 like dying. He's like, b b fucking freaking out. I 38 00:02:22.199 --> 00:02:23.159 try to find fun ones. 39 00:02:23.199 --> 00:02:25.919 So there are a lot of characters named Billy and movies, 40 00:02:26.800 --> 00:02:31.719 a lot of sorry too many characters getting cut them down, 41 00:02:32.280 --> 00:02:32.840 just kidding me. 42 00:02:33.240 --> 00:02:36.560 Welcome everybody to the show. Like I said, we're going 43 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:38.800 live for this one. Sometimes we'll be doing that for 44 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:41.240 YouTube to kind of see if we can get people 45 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:42.879 involved more in the conversations. 46 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:43.319 We're doing. 47 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:46.879 This is something like light and fun before we start 48 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:50.599 getting into some really dark, disturbing true crime and and 49 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:54.240 then eventually harp is coming in very like in depth conspiracy. 50 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:56.000 How the fuck has it taking us over two years 51 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.199 to get into hurt because I have to ask for that, 52 00:02:58.280 --> 00:02:59.639 like probably about three years. 53 00:02:59.680 --> 00:03:02.159 I got a do all my like extensive research, which 54 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:04.400 the AI said I do, so I gotta do it. 55 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.879 Okay, we should just ask chat CPT with. 56 00:03:08.360 --> 00:03:11.639 Our episode and just read them all. Yeah, it's crazy, 57 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:14.039 so cool though, it's cool to use you used at all? 58 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:16.960 No, I don't fucking The only thing I've used is 59 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:20.280 AI art a bit so to bring in this episode 60 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:21.960 for the video. This is just like a couple of 61 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:27.120 things I was like ghostly animals and it kind of 62 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:29.639 created some of these fucking weird images. 63 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:29.960 You think. 64 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:34.240 It's like, uh, just this is just pressed people after 65 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:36.039 their animals pass and they're just like, I think I 66 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:38.199 still see them. 67 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:39.080 One of those. 68 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:41.000 We'll get into it. We'll get into it. 69 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:47.680 So we're talking about ghostly animal hauntings and encounters. Billy 70 00:03:47.759 --> 00:03:51.800 loves animals, you know, he does Big Dog. He's a 71 00:03:51.800 --> 00:03:56.360 big fan of dogs. I like kiddies and dogs. 72 00:03:56.560 --> 00:04:00.960 My dog is is a beast of its own, fucking psychopath. 73 00:04:02.360 --> 00:04:04.639 It's a fucking slippery slope. 74 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:09.639 I'm always fucking dancing on that said, Chelsea, slippery mushrooms, 75 00:04:09.680 --> 00:04:13.520 before you do this, I like it. I gotta stop 76 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:14.439 doing it live on the show. 77 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.959 It's not probably the greatest idea, but sometimes I don't 78 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:20.199 know really how it's gonna affect me in that moment, 79 00:04:20.600 --> 00:04:22.160 and then it's an hour passes, I'm like, ah, I 80 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:22.920 did nothing, and then. 81 00:04:22.839 --> 00:04:25.480 It hits you. You know, it is not what mushrooms do. Though. 82 00:04:25.560 --> 00:04:27.079 How long have you been taking them? Should you know 83 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.480 that by now? Yeah? I know, years straight? 84 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:33.480 Almost Most hauntings seem to involve humans, But what about 85 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:37.000 pets that have passed on? Is it possible that animals 86 00:04:37.079 --> 00:04:40.079 can return as ghosts to help or haunt owners? 87 00:04:41.319 --> 00:04:43.839 You didn't feed me? Yeah? 88 00:04:43.920 --> 00:04:49.399 Yeah, yeah, fucking you find like mysterious cat puke all 89 00:04:49.439 --> 00:04:54.079 around the fucking house. Uh, But stories of pent pets 90 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.839 hauntings are widespread, in some cases the. 91 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:59.160 Stuff of legend. Perhaps it is. 92 00:04:59.160 --> 00:05:02.240 A unique bond that animals have with their humans that 93 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:04.360 make this type of supernatural encounter possible. 94 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:08.319 We're getting into We're getting spooky on this episode. 95 00:05:08.319 --> 00:05:12.279 We're gonna talk about ghostly animal encounters and technically hauntings. 96 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:14.759 It's been a while since we've dived and tipped our 97 00:05:14.839 --> 00:05:18.319 toe into the paranormal. So fucking mix it up a 98 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:21.279 bit before we get in some disgusting true crime. 99 00:05:22.839 --> 00:05:27.360 It's not recent, it's not too recent, ones years ago. 100 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:30.439 I'm according Tomorrow Morning, the Toy Box Killer with Aaron. 101 00:05:31.279 --> 00:05:36.120 That shit's fucking wild, dude. He put a they're putting 102 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:38.680 chicks and like put the kidnapped people and put them 103 00:05:38.680 --> 00:05:41.560 in this like saw looking dungeon room where they're naked 104 00:05:41.560 --> 00:05:43.160 and they're gaped open and stuff like that, and he 105 00:05:43.160 --> 00:05:45.879 would be like, I did. I recorded some of the 106 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:50.079 audio from the actual transcripts because he would be like, hey, bitch, 107 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:52.759 welcome and like and then he would be like you're 108 00:05:52.800 --> 00:05:54.959 in a precarious position, aren't you, And would like give 109 00:05:55.120 --> 00:05:57.959 like play them tapes before. 110 00:05:58.639 --> 00:06:02.120 And was like what the other women that were getting abused. 111 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:04.839 He would play a tape essentially saying what they're gonna 112 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:07.279 get into and that they have to it just there's. 113 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:10.079 No way out that you have to accept it. What's 114 00:06:10.120 --> 00:06:13.519 gonna happen. It's fucking wild. It's almost worse than I. 115 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:15.759 Know you would have enjoyed it. But Aaron loves this guy. 116 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:17.800 It's like he spent his whole life researching. 117 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:19.560 That's that's fair anyways. 118 00:06:19.560 --> 00:06:23.160 Carry so let's get into all these gonna be fun 119 00:06:23.199 --> 00:06:27.120 little you know, Brent harken back to the time of 120 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:29.040 Strange Brew when we first started the show, when we 121 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:32.399 would talk about urban legends and do little little stories 122 00:06:32.439 --> 00:06:35.000 of each thing. That's kind of what we're doing on 123 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:38.160 uh on this episode. I'm pretty excited. It's it's fun. 124 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:41.079 Have you ever been haunted by a pet or animal 125 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:42.240 like you at all? 126 00:06:43.040 --> 00:06:46.040 I don't know. I get haunted by my current one. Yeah, 127 00:06:46.040 --> 00:06:46.600 it's true. 128 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:48.120 I don't know if I've I don't even know if 129 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:53.279 I've heard of anybody like my pet goldfish. Yeah he's here. Yeah, 130 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:55.639 it's like, what the fuck is that I've heard? 131 00:06:55.720 --> 00:06:57.839 I wonder if there's conventions like that. It's everybody that's 132 00:06:57.839 --> 00:06:59.800 had like a dead animal. They all show up to 133 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:02.639 like a meeting, but it's all like, it's all people 134 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:05.279 with traumatized pests. And there's that one fucking weird lady 135 00:07:05.319 --> 00:07:08.959 that she's like, mock goldfish, won't leave me alone. That's 136 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:12.199 funny even there, even them, they're like, fuck you bitch. 137 00:07:12.199 --> 00:07:15.040 Crazy cat lady can't even hear what anybody is saying 138 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:17.720 to her because she has like one hundred meowing dead 139 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:20.680 cats in her ear, like you didn't feed me properly, 140 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:22.079 and it's just like I couldn't keep trying. 141 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:25.600 I was on a hygienic I wouldn't say now people 142 00:07:25.680 --> 00:07:25.959 see that. 143 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:26.079 Man. 144 00:07:26.240 --> 00:07:28.000 Yeah, why I went into one. 145 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:30.399 House probably about a year ago where yeah, like it 146 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:32.079 was it had like eight and. 147 00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:33.120 I'm like eight cats. 148 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:37.000 That's a lot of fucking cat this house when Chelsea's 149 00:07:37.079 --> 00:07:40.279 dad like renovated it. Yeah, a crazy cat lady used 150 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:42.720 to live in this house. And there is out back 151 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:45.360 probably hundreds of dead kind hundreds but like like. 152 00:07:45.600 --> 00:07:50.680 Hundreds, ten actions of weird animals as weird as it 153 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:54.360 is talking about this. Uh, probably like five six cats 154 00:07:54.639 --> 00:07:56.519 that were dead. And there was raccoon. There was a 155 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:59.720 raccoon dead inside the walls, like wild shit. 156 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:03.000 When it's not her fault, I know, but like there 157 00:08:03.079 --> 00:08:04.319 was she was a crazy cat lady. 158 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:05.800 There was like dead cats and ship and I'm like 159 00:08:06.839 --> 00:08:07.199 he we. 160 00:08:07.160 --> 00:08:08.839 Pull back the couch and you're like, oh, there he 161 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:11.600 is fucking stupid. 162 00:08:12.560 --> 00:08:16.839 Chris Knight tells this strange tale while filming a ghost 163 00:08:16.920 --> 00:08:23.079 episode of the Brady Bunch it's weird. Ghost I guess 164 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:25.279 I never watched The Brady Bunch, did you? 165 00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:25.560 No? 166 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:29.439 Very too white? You know, it's like there's too much 167 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:31.839 white stuff going on nowadays. She can't be proud to 168 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:36.679 be white, you know, all the hatred needs white people 169 00:08:37.039 --> 00:08:40.720 hate all whites. It's okay. You can hate yourself when 170 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:42.679 you're look in the mirror. Just tell yourself, like, just 171 00:08:42.720 --> 00:08:44.039 wish that you were another color. 172 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:48.879 That's how you stare too stupid. 173 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:54.200 The guys was staying at a creepy bed and breakfast 174 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.240 and stayed up late telling ghost stories, finally hitting the sack. 175 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:01.639 According to night he played Peter Brady, he woke up 176 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:05.000 in the middle of the night to find two hunting 177 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:08.639 dogs sitting at the foot of his bed staring at him. 178 00:09:08.759 --> 00:09:12.240 Okay, so this is already like, Okay, it's weird enough. 179 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:15.159 Having a bunch of grown ass men tell ghost stories 180 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:20.000 around a campfire. That's already odd enough to me. That's 181 00:09:20.080 --> 00:09:21.039 fucking terrifying. 182 00:09:21.679 --> 00:09:26.759 Yeah, I know he's a good boy. Though he's a 183 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:27.240 good boy. 184 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:31.080 Probably it does remind me of that, like there's always that, 185 00:09:31.120 --> 00:09:34.080 you know, pet cemetery is a good one to kind 186 00:09:34.080 --> 00:09:35.200 of bring up, like the. 187 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:37.240 Whole that's fucking horrible. 188 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:39.720 It's a fucking The original is pretty good and the 189 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:42.919 remake was decent. You watched both, Yeah, remakes great. 190 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:45.120 I watched like ten minutes of one. I'm like kind 191 00:09:45.200 --> 00:09:47.600 of like this anymore. 192 00:09:47.720 --> 00:09:50.200 Don't go the pet cemetery next door. It's like, why 193 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:52.360 are you, like, why are you baring all these fucking animals? 194 00:09:52.399 --> 00:09:54.080 You're making a special placeroom. 195 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:56.679 I feel like eventually me and Aaron will cover it 196 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:58.360 on fucking first class Horror. 197 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:00.399 But did it make your creamate animals? 198 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:00.519 Now? 199 00:10:00.759 --> 00:10:03.240 What happens to dead animals? Now up to the vet man. 200 00:10:03.559 --> 00:10:06.399 The vet has to take care of them, so they're 201 00:10:06.440 --> 00:10:06.919 all creamated. 202 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:08.679 They use them for stem cells and then they could 203 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:17.039 like ride around Lamborghinis and ship's kidding, let's playing parenthood. 204 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:19.159 I can say what a lot? 205 00:10:20.000 --> 00:10:20.279 Uh? 206 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:24.320 Which is so he saw these two dogs sitting that's 207 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:25.080 fucking frightening. 208 00:10:25.840 --> 00:10:26.320 Uh. 209 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:28.559 I would not want to wake up and see like 210 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:33.200 some sort of vicious animal because in your head, if 211 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:35.360 you woke up and you saw that, you would think 212 00:10:35.399 --> 00:10:38.679 it was real, because that's how your mind would Your 213 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:41.440 mind would go that way, right. It's like when Joe 214 00:10:41.519 --> 00:10:45.879 Rogan talks about the fucking wildcat or whatever that ate 215 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:48.919 his dog wild it's crazy, and he's like, I just 216 00:10:49.120 --> 00:10:51.399 He's like, I just sit there and fucking let it 217 00:10:51.480 --> 00:10:53.879 do its thing. And it's just like because if he 218 00:10:53.919 --> 00:10:56.080 did some he's out in the woods in South Dakota 219 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:56.960 or something like that. 220 00:10:57.679 --> 00:10:59.759 Fucking animals. 221 00:11:02.559 --> 00:11:06.519 So the next day, oh so, so he saw a 222 00:11:06.559 --> 00:11:09.240 little girl gazing at him from the doorway, which is 223 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:12.159 also weird. Neither the dogs nor the girl made a sound. 224 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:16.399 The next day, when Night related his strange encounter, the 225 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:19.799 B and B owner Bed and Breakfast took him to 226 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:23.720 a fireplace where two hunting dogs were depicted on a 227 00:11:23.759 --> 00:11:29.360 metal fire guard of the old house's fireplace. They were 228 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:33.240 the same dogs that Peter saw. No one knows if 229 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:36.879 the No one knows if the decorations were inspired by 230 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:39.519 the two real dogs who once lived in the house. 231 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:47.120 But the mysterious experience left the young actor shakin that's dude, shook, shook, 232 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:48.919 fucking shook. 233 00:11:48.600 --> 00:11:54.279 Bro so scary. 234 00:11:54.840 --> 00:11:58.559 It's just like a campfire storytelling level scaries. 235 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:06.519 Supposed to be. We should have had some cre The 236 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:10.960 black dog that hangs around Castle Crag in Connecticut, so 237 00:12:11.159 --> 00:12:13.519 a lot of like and that is me and Jan 238 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:18.039 talked about the idea of witches familiars, right essentially that 239 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:20.679 witches always have some sort of animal. 240 00:12:21.159 --> 00:12:23.159 That Isn't it always a black cat. 241 00:12:23.320 --> 00:12:25.639 It's it can be a black cat. A toad is 242 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:30.039 a big one because you're thinking about whiches a black dog. 243 00:12:30.279 --> 00:12:35.360 Because I've never seen anything with the witch, and. 244 00:12:35.320 --> 00:12:37.840 I'm going to for everybody, I'm gonna make a shirt, 245 00:12:37.919 --> 00:12:40.519 a meme or something of me going essentially because I 246 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:42.519 know I say that a lot. I'm just trying to 247 00:12:42.519 --> 00:12:44.399 try to. It's not my brain works and like break 248 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:47.000 it down. This is kind of what it means. Uh, 249 00:12:47.039 --> 00:12:49.919 but it's just it's I was gonna say it again. 250 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:53.240 It's where like the witch needs, like does this packed 251 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:56.240 with an animal so that they can do her bidding 252 00:12:56.600 --> 00:12:58.480 for her, So like toads can do it. 253 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:01.720 Dogs. I don't know how the toad really does her bidding. 254 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:03.919 Just fucking hops it. He's supposed to. He was supposed 255 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:07.120 to listen to secrets. So if you're like chilling and 256 00:13:07.240 --> 00:13:10.559 like go go to this mayor's house and and then 257 00:13:10.679 --> 00:13:13.320 the toad would sit there in the window and would listen. 258 00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:16.120 So that's always a trope. 259 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:19.600 If you've seen The Witch after it listened, did Harry 260 00:13:19.639 --> 00:13:21.879 Potter and ship like that? How would like? How does 261 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:23.240 it it just sits the window? 262 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:28.960 No, I know, but then it comes back? How does the. 263 00:13:27.720 --> 00:13:28.960 It's like telekinesis. 264 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:33.519 Uh, that's my best guess. 265 00:13:34.200 --> 00:13:36.519 She didn't even say no fucking. 266 00:13:38.000 --> 00:13:42.679 She sticks the tongue directly, like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's 267 00:13:42.720 --> 00:13:45.919 like a recording. He goes open his mouth and it's 268 00:13:45.960 --> 00:13:49.080 just like a projected recording. So this black dog that 269 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:54.480 hurts around his castle crag? Castle crag? What a nice 270 00:13:54.559 --> 00:13:57.240 name for a castle? You think it's like, you know 271 00:13:57.279 --> 00:13:59.519 there's castles, like you know, I don't know what castles 272 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:02.320 her name, but like Voldemort, I know that's Harry Potter, 273 00:14:02.360 --> 00:14:05.080 but like some sort of scary ominous name. 274 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:09.440 Castle Crag sounds fucking stupid. Uh, it's supposed to. 275 00:14:11.039 --> 00:14:15.200 Where it has terrorized hikers and castle visitors for decades. 276 00:14:15.480 --> 00:14:19.879 Described as a short haired spaniel, like the black dog 277 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:22.039 makes no sound. I don't know what the fun that means. 278 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:25.039 Even when it seems to be howling or barking, you 279 00:14:25.080 --> 00:14:27.960 can see it's like it's howling or there's no. 280 00:14:28.000 --> 00:14:34.960 Sound because it's not real. Yeah, that's probably true. What's this? 281 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:35.159 This is. 282 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:46.360 Okay? What she's thinking is earlier. 283 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:50.360 So the spectral pooch comes. 284 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:52.600 On the spectrum. Pooch spectral. 285 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:55.759 Remember spectrophilia fucking ghosts? 286 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:58.159 Oh that's right, I remember that. So is this something 287 00:14:58.559 --> 00:14:58.960 this dog? 288 00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:02.200 No, no, it's actual means like ghostly figure. 289 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:04.480 Oh yeah, get it. 290 00:15:04.799 --> 00:15:11.000 Yeah, pooch comes around, comes with its own folklore. If 291 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:14.759 a man shall meet the black dog once, it shall 292 00:15:14.759 --> 00:15:15.799 be for joy. 293 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:20.519 If it is twice, it shall be for sorrow. And 294 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:23.519 third time he shall die. 295 00:15:23.960 --> 00:15:27.200 I don't know if I mean dying dying dogs. 296 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:29.679 I'm dying here, manu. 297 00:15:29.919 --> 00:15:30.759 My favorite vie ever. 298 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:36.960 Numerous people blame the animal for passings of those who 299 00:15:37.000 --> 00:15:41.240 saw the dog three times. Entails of such ends the 300 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:43.080 ends back in the eighteen hundred. 301 00:15:43.120 --> 00:15:45.200 So if you see the dog three times, you die? 302 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:47.960 Yes, so suppose to me. If you see the dog once, 303 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.919 that's it. It's a joyous occasion. Maybe you have some 304 00:15:50.960 --> 00:15:51.440 good luck. 305 00:15:51.559 --> 00:15:52.159 You know what I mean. 306 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:56.120 Twice it's it says you should all be sad. 307 00:15:56.360 --> 00:15:58.000 I feel like it should have went the other way. 308 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:00.440 You see it once, all that's sad, and then pipes 309 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:02.000 you up a little bit. And then you feel like 310 00:16:02.000 --> 00:16:04.279 you're riding that high and it's now you're dead. Why 311 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:06.000 would you make someone sad before they die? 312 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:10.399 Yeah, scary because like it's once it's like a good 313 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.679 omen I guess, but then twice you might have somebody 314 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:16.200 die close to you, and then three times you die yourself. 315 00:16:17.320 --> 00:16:18.600 Yeah, and this is like their. 316 00:16:18.480 --> 00:16:21.720 Story's been told about this dog since the eighteen hundreds 317 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:23.519 and then it kind of died down watch. A lot 318 00:16:23.559 --> 00:16:29.440 of folklore is maybe just like tales that yeah is 319 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:32.320 does it worn off certain things? A lot of times 320 00:16:32.399 --> 00:16:34.600 these fables come from is like a learning lesson of 321 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:36.200 kind of what not to do? 322 00:16:36.600 --> 00:16:36.799 You know? 323 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:42.440 Do you have any Do you have any fables? Billy? 324 00:16:42.679 --> 00:16:45.759 No, they don't. No, I don't have I don't have 325 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:47.159 a dead dog ghost stories? 326 00:16:47.399 --> 00:16:50.240 No, a fable like like a story about a lesson 327 00:16:50.600 --> 00:16:51.799 that all people should know. 328 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:56.399 Oh tuk out the top of my head. No, disappointed. 329 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:58.120 I didn't feel like I didn't know it was getting 330 00:16:58.120 --> 00:17:01.240 put on the spot. I know you could probably make 331 00:17:01.279 --> 00:17:04.960 one up. I know you could. Uh. 332 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:10.160 So this is in earth Castle, earth Castle, I guess 333 00:17:10.839 --> 00:17:15.240 it's air with at the end. Earth Castle dates back 334 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:19.960 to centuries, dates back centuries and has an even older 335 00:17:20.359 --> 00:17:25.000 graveyard just outside. As if it wasn't enough, the place 336 00:17:25.119 --> 00:17:28.400 is packed full of ghosts. One of the most famous 337 00:17:28.519 --> 00:17:31.799 is a dog that will nip pet your ankles, just 338 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:36.759 like Charlie. Fuck, my dog is wild and if you 339 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:39.680 give him a treat or something like that, and he 340 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:42.079 gets so protective over it, if you try to fuck. 341 00:17:41.960 --> 00:17:44.839 With him, he like walk past trying to deal with. 342 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:50.720 I feel like that I was given Charlie as a 343 00:17:50.799 --> 00:17:52.759 way to, I don't know, have patience or get me 344 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:55.519 ready for having kids or something, because, like I said, 345 00:17:55.680 --> 00:18:01.279 if if any dog has autism, he does. 346 00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:03.240 I don't. I don't doubt it is an autistic. 347 00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:04.920 Artistic people bite people, right, That's the whole thing. 348 00:18:05.000 --> 00:18:07.680 I'm just it's like, Wow, heard. 349 00:18:07.559 --> 00:18:10.599 A wide spectrum. I think Billy is on it probably, 350 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:14.039 Uh so this one is weird. 351 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:16.839 So this dog will fucking nip it at your ankles, 352 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:19.480 and uh if you're not watching out for him. So 353 00:18:19.519 --> 00:18:21.680 he's supposed to have like like lookout for this dog, 354 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:25.039 and then if you don't, he's like gets it, gets 355 00:18:25.079 --> 00:18:28.160 the fucking bite your ankle for some fucking reason. 356 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:32.200 Oh it's a kidty, Do I have any more ghostly dog. 357 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:36.599 There's a there's a lot of fun animals coming. 358 00:18:38.799 --> 00:18:42.880 They just like brushed against you. 359 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:47.599 You know, ever so just annoyingly. You're suddenly itchy. You 360 00:18:47.720 --> 00:18:50.079 like that? What am I looking at? Oh? I didn't 361 00:18:50.079 --> 00:18:56.119 even notice that. Tell the story. Look for the peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 362 00:18:56.119 --> 00:18:56.880 it's under the table. 363 00:18:56.920 --> 00:18:57.079 Bro. 364 00:18:57.720 --> 00:19:01.079 Uh So maybe little Rex belong to one of the 365 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:04.000 children who burned to death with their nanny in the 366 00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:05.559 eighteen hundreds, or. 367 00:19:05.640 --> 00:19:08.480 Could have been the groundskeeper's little helper. 368 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:11.920 Nobody knows. 369 00:19:12.519 --> 00:19:14.440 So that's like, it's just a ghost dog at this castle. 370 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:18.720 And to me, I don't know. I'll like, I'll give 371 00:19:18.799 --> 00:19:24.880 my theories. I'm sure things could lurk around beyond death animals, 372 00:19:25.000 --> 00:19:27.960 you know, because been animals. The whole idea of people 373 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:33.359 stuck in purgatory or sitting in this existence like is 374 00:19:33.400 --> 00:19:36.160 because they have unfinished business or they might not know 375 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:38.119 and then they've died from other. 376 00:19:38.000 --> 00:19:40.160 People, I've shot it in my body a couple of times. 377 00:19:41.319 --> 00:19:44.400 Yeah yeah, yeah, uh, I've heard this before. 378 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:46.759 Any of this stuff and researching and reading and like 379 00:19:46.839 --> 00:19:49.599 tons of books about the paranormal and psychics and psychic 380 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:53.359 abilities and all that stuff. And showed the Patreon we 381 00:19:53.400 --> 00:19:54.920 do the show for freeze, that's the best way to 382 00:19:54.920 --> 00:19:58.279 support us. Me and Billy's episode on Paranormal Powers is 383 00:19:58.599 --> 00:20:02.480 on there, and that was one hilarious Her body kind 384 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:05.759 of landed back in her body. She saw one of 385 00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:10.559 her husbands talking or like looking around a room and 386 00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:13.119 trying to talk to people, and he was dead and didn't. 387 00:20:12.920 --> 00:20:22.720 Realize should be saying this, damn, But like, I think 388 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:27.039 the experience is like that she saw this essentially someone 389 00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:28.720 that was very close to her right. 390 00:20:30.240 --> 00:20:33.920 Like in a weird astral world, and he was trying 391 00:20:33.920 --> 00:20:34.400 to talk. 392 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:37.079 To people and he didn't know why they weren't speaking 393 00:20:37.079 --> 00:20:39.559 to him, and he was like he was dead. And 394 00:20:39.559 --> 00:20:42.079 and I do believe that it's possible that if you 395 00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:43.960 have a someone gets hit on the side of the 396 00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:47.039 road very quickly sharp death, instant death, and you don't 397 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:50.039 realize you're gonna die. You might just be stuck in 398 00:20:50.079 --> 00:20:54.079 this realm until you realize that you are dead. And 399 00:20:54.119 --> 00:20:58.759 there's like these crazy stories about like people walking around 400 00:20:58.799 --> 00:21:01.039 the astral world where it looked like this, but it's 401 00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.039 a lot darker, almost like they did a good job 402 00:21:03.319 --> 00:21:06.079 and insidious of showing that like darker round, which people 403 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:10.000 have talked about for decades centuries, maybe with old fables 404 00:21:10.000 --> 00:21:10.599 and folklore. 405 00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:13.839 But it's like a creepy thing because. 406 00:21:13.640 --> 00:21:16.240 There I do believe that some people can get stuck 407 00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:18.119 here and not know that they're even dead, and then 408 00:21:18.119 --> 00:21:21.400 they're walking around and confused and they almost need some 409 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:24.799 sort of higher guidance to like get them out of 410 00:21:24.839 --> 00:21:28.240 that wild ship. You don't have to believe me, but 411 00:21:28.640 --> 00:21:32.519 when I inevitably kill you and bury my backyard. 412 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:32.680 That's fair. 413 00:21:33.160 --> 00:21:39.039 You will me away from the cats. 414 00:21:39.680 --> 00:21:42.000 Billy gets buried and then all these fucking cats started 415 00:21:42.160 --> 00:21:43.440 surrounding him in the grave. 416 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:50.240 There was a no I had I don't know if 417 00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:50.759 I uh. 418 00:21:52.319 --> 00:21:54.480 No, I had one. I had one for you. I 419 00:21:54.480 --> 00:21:56.319 didn't put it on. It was like Charlie she being 420 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:59.000 like I can never die or something like that, because 421 00:21:59.119 --> 00:22:03.359 he is Immortal's my mortal baby, only the greats. 422 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:09.160 So the ghost, Yeah, she's still alive, do you know? 423 00:22:09.319 --> 00:22:12.000 Yeah he's in Cuba. Yeah, tu pocket. 424 00:22:12.119 --> 00:22:17.039 He's fucking missing half his face though, Well, I that's coming. 425 00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:20.559 I've been like kind of waiting to that also has. 426 00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:24.920 No we didn't well I didn't. I was pissed you 427 00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:25.720 did it without. 428 00:22:25.480 --> 00:22:28.839 Wait, didn't I tell you means to be on its 429 00:22:29.519 --> 00:22:33.720 fucking long though, because I got balls deep into research 430 00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:35.319 on the whole fucking thing. 431 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:38.160 It's three inches deep research. 432 00:22:40.039 --> 00:22:43.359 Balls in there too. It's called two Dogs in a Bathtub. 433 00:22:43.000 --> 00:22:46.160 Or something like that. Two CD. 434 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:50.680 I like that was Uh so this is wild. This 435 00:22:50.759 --> 00:22:52.480 is about a ghost bear. I don't know if I 436 00:22:52.519 --> 00:22:54.680 have any ghost bear images because. 437 00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:56.400 I was like pulling ship together when I was But 438 00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:58.319 this is fun about a ghost bear. Have you ever 439 00:22:58.319 --> 00:23:01.119 heard about a ghost bear? Have you seen Cocaine? I 440 00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:03.000 told you about Cocaine. 441 00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:04.640 Bear, So fucking fun, such a fun movie. 442 00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:06.160 Yeah, ghost bears? 443 00:23:06.160 --> 00:23:08.599 No, that was it was funny that I haven't Actually. 444 00:23:08.720 --> 00:23:09.920 The fun's happening here. 445 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.599 This sounds like a bad episode of Adventure Time. 446 00:23:13.000 --> 00:23:13.640 I know I did. 447 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:17.279 When I was looking up ghost animals, there weird fucking 448 00:23:17.359 --> 00:23:20.400 image showed up where these dog people that are not 449 00:23:20.480 --> 00:23:22.200 quite dog and not quen people are. 450 00:23:22.160 --> 00:23:25.160 Just that one scene from The Simpsons that guy got 451 00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:25.720 fired over. 452 00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:28.480 Fucking wild is having to make my own show. 453 00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:33.119 What that's coming up? Stop clicking things that I'm curious about. 454 00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:35.920 Okay, I don't have any ghost bear images, so just 455 00:23:35.960 --> 00:23:42.960 imagine it. Everybody imagine that haunt the Martin Tower at 456 00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:45.839 the Tower of London, which I if if people really 457 00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:47.319 want us to dive into it. I do have an 458 00:23:47.359 --> 00:23:51.400 episode about the whole hauntings around the London Tower, which 459 00:23:51.440 --> 00:23:55.359 could be a Patreon maybe not where the Crown Jewels 460 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:56.680 were once held. 461 00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:58.839 One night in eighteen sixteen. 462 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:01.400 A guard on duty saw a huge bear and lunged 463 00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:04.440 at it with this fucking bayonet, which. 464 00:24:04.279 --> 00:24:07.519 Is, fuck, did you lunge at a bear? You moron? 465 00:24:07.839 --> 00:24:08.519 So stupid? 466 00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:11.920 Any bear like they say, well, they say brown, get down, 467 00:24:11.960 --> 00:24:14.839 black attack fucking white, good night. 468 00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.680 Yeah yeah, polar Bear comes over. Yeah that's fair. Yeah yeah. 469 00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:22.359 It's like I was very really bad school shooting joke. 470 00:24:22.680 --> 00:24:25.079 I couldn't do that right now. I don't. 471 00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:27.400 I don't really think there's anything at this point that 472 00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.720 like we haven't said we're already censored or I mean 473 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:33.319 we're already like we have to be shadow band. 474 00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:34.960 I'm like, literally, there's no. 475 00:24:35.079 --> 00:24:38.119 Seems it seems like it's sometimes on YouTube and stuff 476 00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:38.319 like that. 477 00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:41.200 There's no way they would ever publicize off the ship 478 00:24:41.319 --> 00:24:43.519 that I have said personally, let alone what you say, 479 00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:44.240 you gotta do it? 480 00:24:44.279 --> 00:24:45.839 If you do a joke in out of context, Like 481 00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.240 I'm like Tim fucking Pool's podcast is still on YouTube. 482 00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:50.480 They think about wild Ship saying like Russell Brand, but 483 00:24:50.519 --> 00:24:51.240 he always. 484 00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.880 Take a context and I basically just say autism people 485 00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:54.559 are stupid. 486 00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:57.799 That's my whole thing is take nothing seriously. Anything you 487 00:24:57.920 --> 00:24:59.480 hear today or any other time. 488 00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.400 I hate that I said that. That's gonna get cut out. 489 00:25:03.400 --> 00:25:06.039 Take nothing seriously because if this comes back on me 490 00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:09.400 later on, nothing was serious. I didn't mean anything I 491 00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:15.400 said my escape, So I don't understand, like why this 492 00:25:15.480 --> 00:25:18.759 guy thought he could take on a bear with a 493 00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:20.079 baton or a bayonet. 494 00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:23.119 Not a baton, that'd be even worse. But let's stab 495 00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:28.359 I'd be done. Yeah, if the bear is a bonet, 496 00:25:28.400 --> 00:25:31.440 I feel I can like maul you in seconds. 497 00:25:31.480 --> 00:25:33.599 Yeah, it's cool, like if I can, like if you, 498 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:35.119 it's whoever gets the first jab, right. 499 00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:37.400 If that bear hits you, you're done. But if you 500 00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:39.680 get lucky, you get lucky. 501 00:25:39.400 --> 00:25:43.039 Enough to stab it in like the face the bears done. 502 00:25:44.400 --> 00:25:45.480 You just gotta hope to. 503 00:25:45.599 --> 00:25:48.519 God say that you could fucking fight a bear, billy. 504 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:49.599 I'm not saying I'm gonna win. 505 00:25:49.720 --> 00:25:56.920 I'm saying I can fight a bear. Maybe he was smart, 506 00:25:56.920 --> 00:25:58.599 maybe the bear wasn't looking. He thought he could get 507 00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:01.440 the good first jab and that bears not coming. 508 00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:04.400 Got it in the heart and then it probably collapse 509 00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:06.880 on you and the weight of fucking a six hundred 510 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:10.440 fucking pound bear or on top of it. Still, I 511 00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:12.720 don't know why this guy was like, fucking whoa a 512 00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:15.279 bear in London? I don't think London has many bears, 513 00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:17.720 especially around castles, but you never know. 514 00:26:17.839 --> 00:26:20.759 Back in the day, castles are usually built in woods, though, 515 00:26:20.759 --> 00:26:21.160 aren't they. 516 00:26:21.160 --> 00:26:23.279 Yeah, And they have fucking moats and ship right just 517 00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:25.319 so all the invading enemies don't come in. 518 00:26:25.920 --> 00:26:31.279 So weird, somehow appeared I love moats too, It's like 519 00:26:31.319 --> 00:26:32.680 how deep are they really? 520 00:26:32.920 --> 00:26:33.559 I could be wrong. 521 00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:36.799 I was wrong about so I could be wrong about 522 00:26:36.839 --> 00:26:39.359 the bear, the fucking you know. I could be wrong. 523 00:26:39.400 --> 00:26:41.519 I could be wrong. And maybe London has tons of bears. 524 00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:43.519 I doubt it because all the English shot them and 525 00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:47.160 killed them all. But at the time London had its 526 00:26:47.240 --> 00:26:53.359 own uh oh weird, it had a zoo near it. 527 00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:54.519 It's probably a zoo bear. 528 00:26:55.079 --> 00:26:57.319 I moved to the London zoo, so essentially had I 529 00:26:57.359 --> 00:27:00.640 don't know what a mena is. 530 00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:03.079 Can you google this word? Oh? Hold on, I'm looking 531 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:05.640 up how much bears are in London, England? How much? 532 00:27:05.720 --> 00:27:06.559 How many? How many? 533 00:27:06.559 --> 00:27:06.799 Sorry? 534 00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:08.119 How much your bears? 535 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:09.200 How have you a bear? 536 00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:14.559 How many have grizzly bears? The brown bear was was 537 00:27:14.599 --> 00:27:18.039 once widespread across Britain, found in the wild form of 538 00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:22.960 southern England and southern Yeah, but I just like you know, 539 00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:25.400 freaky shop. However, by the end of the last Ice Age, 540 00:27:25.400 --> 00:27:27.599 populations have dwindled and they have become rare. 541 00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:31.440 Last Ice Age after we're going next. You fucking think 542 00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:35.240 it's global warming? No, when the last I say, google 543 00:27:35.319 --> 00:27:36.119 this fucking. 544 00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:39.160 Word for me. I've never seen that in my life. 545 00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:43.119 And a place where animals are kept and trained, especially 546 00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:43.799 for exhibition. 547 00:27:43.880 --> 00:27:45.480 So a zoo. It's a fucking zoo. 548 00:27:46.000 --> 00:27:47.799 Yeah, like Joe Exotics fucking backyard. 549 00:27:47.799 --> 00:27:49.119 Why can't they just say a zoo? Why do you 550 00:27:49.119 --> 00:27:49.960 gotta be fancy with it? 551 00:27:50.000 --> 00:27:52.680 You want to talk about Joe Exotic one days? Talk 552 00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:54.319 about yeah, but do you want to talk about it 553 00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:54.680 one day? 554 00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:56.039 Sure? Sure? Why not? 555 00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:59.799 Hopefully he survives. Jail basket cal basket. 556 00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:02.839 If people enjoy if people want to hear our take 557 00:28:02.920 --> 00:28:05.839 on it and fucking shore, I'll do whatever, fucking whatever. 558 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:09.000 Yeah, yeah, do you agree? 559 00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:10.079 Do you not agree? 560 00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:13.839 There was that guy that's I know, tapering off, but 561 00:28:13.880 --> 00:28:17.759 there's that guy that's uh that prank called Carol Baskins, 562 00:28:17.799 --> 00:28:20.599 and he basically went through all the lawyers and everything 563 00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:22.920 and made her think she was coming out of reality 564 00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:27.920 Jimmy Fallon for uh just or not Jimmy Fallon. Sorry, 565 00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:32.119 here is some whatever talk show, but about her way 566 00:28:32.119 --> 00:28:34.720 to train cats. And then she went over it and 567 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:36.599 he asked her like one question about it and then 568 00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:37.720 just started grilling her. 569 00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:42.839 What I can say is I do think she murdered 570 00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:45.440 her husband and fucking buried him and let the cats 571 00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:48.200 eat him until he pops up. 572 00:28:48.359 --> 00:28:50.039 Who knows. But so. 573 00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:54.640 They supposed to be had this fucking these animals in these. 574 00:28:54.519 --> 00:28:56.839 Cages and then they moved it later to London Zoo 575 00:28:57.039 --> 00:29:01.599 and the Regens Regents Park in the nineteen or the 576 00:29:01.640 --> 00:29:05.160 eighteen thirties. He could have thought one of the Great 577 00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:10.480 bears being held at this men in Jerry had escaped. 578 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:13.720 The zoo that they had in the castle. They had 579 00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:16.599 a fu it's a castle zoo. You've never seen the 580 00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.640 castle zoom. No, no, I haven't been there every weekend. 581 00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.480 They have Medieval Times at the same time. We're like 582 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:25.720 fucking medieval times. It's just called times. 583 00:29:27.160 --> 00:29:29.160 Because it's back in the day before it wasn't. 584 00:29:31.000 --> 00:29:33.200 Jos and they'd be like, oh, welcome to the time. 585 00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:35.039 I told I was like, will you go with me? 586 00:29:35.119 --> 00:29:36.400 I'd love to go to medieval times. 587 00:29:36.400 --> 00:29:37.400 Do some fucking mushrooms. 588 00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:38.960 I don't know one of those since I wasn't great day, 589 00:29:39.000 --> 00:29:39.599 that'd be cool. 590 00:29:41.759 --> 00:29:43.480 I was like, super young, I got the stupid little 591 00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.680 wooden sword. Yeah, fun times. 592 00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:46.279 I would go. 593 00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:47.039 I would go back. 594 00:29:47.400 --> 00:29:48.880 What a dumb fucking thing. 595 00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:51.759 Teachers too, They gave a bunch of gave a bunch 596 00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.960 of fucking kids weapons, weapons to hurt each other with. 597 00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:58.640 I'm like, you have any idea, okay. 598 00:29:58.079 --> 00:30:00.640 Like that fucking you have to like for your night, 599 00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:05.200 and they give you that shitty like fucking yeah food foam. No, 600 00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:08.640 I'm saying the food that like one chicken leg. It's 601 00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:11.480 just like their food. It's supposed to replicate medieval times, 602 00:30:11.519 --> 00:30:13.839 but it was like weak as fuck. It's like and 603 00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:16.240 they and in the kitchen they're probably just like nothing 604 00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:18.680 but chicken legs, guys like killing chickens on the spot 605 00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:21.440 and who fucking knows. 606 00:30:21.480 --> 00:30:22.000 So weird. 607 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:24.599 So the bayonet went through the bear and was plunged 608 00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:28.799 so deep into the wood of the door behind that 609 00:30:28.920 --> 00:30:31.720 it took two men to remove it. So he like 610 00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:35.640 went to stab this bear. The bear disappeared, no bear, 611 00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:36.200 no more. 612 00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:37.839 And then he they like. 613 00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:40.359 The bayonet was like stuck in the fucking door and 614 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:43.200 like two men had to like heave it out. 615 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:43.920 Weird. 616 00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.039 The apparition faded away after the guard attacked it. The 617 00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:52.119 guard fainted from shock and died two days later. 618 00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:58.920 He's probably having seizures seeing bears. Yeah, yeah, and nobody 619 00:30:58.960 --> 00:30:59.880 knew how to treat it. 620 00:31:02.920 --> 00:31:03.759 That's a wild. 621 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:07.119 Story, weird one, because like that's what I wanted to do. 622 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:11.279 I want to do this one, and this the whole 623 00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:15.559 thing of like that, you know, you don't hear a 624 00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:16.839 lot of people talk about. 625 00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:18.200 Ghostly animal encounters. 626 00:31:18.279 --> 00:31:22.000 Like there's so many physical like not physical but people 627 00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:24.599 seeing apparitions at certain spots. And that's why I was, like, 628 00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:26.839 you say this earlier when I was going off my 629 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:29.960 rant about the astral world, is like it could be 630 00:31:30.039 --> 00:31:34.279 residual energy in some weird regard of like this animal 631 00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:38.440 hung out there for a long time and then it's 632 00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:41.960 like people still see its inprint in our time in 633 00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:44.319 some sort of way. Because, like I said, I don't 634 00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:48.119 think reality is as real as we think it is, 635 00:31:48.359 --> 00:31:50.599 and I think that it will eventually once you die 636 00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:52.559 and you realize all this stuff. But I from my 637 00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:55.480 experience outshrooms, do you want. 638 00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:59.960 To learn ghost bear? 639 00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:00.319 Is that? 640 00:32:01.720 --> 00:32:05.200 But like, go find yourself, take some more mushrooms. I'm 641 00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:05.960 sure you'll see one. 642 00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.400 I could fucking mushroom bear. 643 00:32:08.519 --> 00:32:11.640 It'll just be tripping bags, sitting with the woods, eating 644 00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:12.319 honey and ship. 645 00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:16.079 Yeah, honestly, probably I didn't know bears actually were like 646 00:32:16.079 --> 00:32:20.000 we need the poof so imagine like I couldn't. 647 00:32:20.160 --> 00:32:24.359 I'm sure that's happened before. I like, mushrooms grow all 648 00:32:24.400 --> 00:32:26.759 over Canada, like psilocybin mushrooms. 649 00:32:27.039 --> 00:32:30.359 If you find what is good for them, what it 650 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:30.880 isn't though. 651 00:32:31.400 --> 00:32:33.880 You know how uh back in the day when people 652 00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:38.519 started using magic mushrooms, they would watch monkeys eat them, 653 00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:40.640 and they didn't kill the monkeys, so they were like whoa, 654 00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:44.440 And they saw the monkeys tripping balls, so they're like, hmm, 655 00:32:44.680 --> 00:32:45.839 that sounds like a good. 656 00:32:47.920 --> 00:32:49.440 Or you have the whole stone ape theory. 657 00:32:49.559 --> 00:32:52.640 But like, I couldn't imagine, like Cocaine Bear was a 658 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:54.799 fun movie, but do Mushroom Bear. Let's be like an 659 00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:56.640 hour and a half of a bear sitting in the 660 00:32:56.680 --> 00:32:59.079 fucking woods tripping fucking balls. 661 00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.720 Uh so, yeah, that he wouldn't That wouldn't make good 662 00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:03.400 for good content. No, he died. 663 00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:05.680 I heard they're gonna they want to like meth alligator 664 00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:07.119 or some ship next. 665 00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:11.599 Yeah, Wow, did Cocaine Bear is based off a real story? 666 00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:14.160 Is there a real story with her? 667 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.000 The real story? That'd be so fucking fun. 668 00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:19.319 Is meth Alligator a real story? Maybe? 669 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:21.920 I think it is? 670 00:33:22.720 --> 00:33:23.880 Fuck did the Alligator do? 671 00:33:24.440 --> 00:33:28.839 Shout this out for everybody listening watching. I will actually 672 00:33:28.880 --> 00:33:35.200 look into this episode on animals on drugs. It would 673 00:33:35.240 --> 00:33:36.039 be fun because I'm. 674 00:33:35.960 --> 00:33:38.599 Sure there's more than one story. 675 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:42.720 Of like this would be a fun time. So this 676 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:46.079 one's kind of fun. The Blue Ghost Dog legend is 677 00:33:46.119 --> 00:33:48.960 one of the oldest ghost stories in the United States, 678 00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:51.200 dating back to the seventeen. 679 00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:52.960 Hundred's oldest legend. 680 00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:57.119 As the story goes, he's standing in the seat, He's 681 00:33:57.119 --> 00:33:59.279 standing in the I don't know, fucking know. 682 00:33:59.359 --> 00:34:03.599 The apparition straight up to see. Yeah, I don't know 683 00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:05.799 why they did bloody floats. That's Jesus Dog. 684 00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:06.160 See. 685 00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:08.480 That's what I would love to, like, you know, one day, 686 00:34:08.480 --> 00:34:10.679 live off this show and be able to tour and 687 00:34:11.039 --> 00:34:12.079 do all sorts of things. 688 00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:15.079 If if, if Jesus Dog can come to our rest, if. 689 00:34:15.239 --> 00:34:17.400 You know, if we lived in a utopia where the 690 00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:19.920 government wasn't pinching every fucking penny from its citizens to 691 00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:22.119 send it overseas and a bunch of other ridiculous shit 692 00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:26.840 is if not, if I could travel around with you 693 00:34:26.920 --> 00:34:29.119 and whenever a couple of times a year and able 694 00:34:29.159 --> 00:34:31.559 to like go to these locations, like I'm gonna see 695 00:34:31.559 --> 00:34:34.000 if we can go to Lucan this year in the summer. 696 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:35.480 I'll let you know, win and all the stuff. But 697 00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:37.960 I want to go to the Black Donali's. 698 00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:38.440 We can. 699 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:41.719 I think you can stay in the fucking the farmhouse, 700 00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:44.840 so we can bring Wuiji board and some ghost detecting 701 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.719 equipment and see if we can summon the ghosts of 702 00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:50.559 the Black Donalies and film it, and it would be 703 00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.239 a lot of fun. So I want to eventually start 704 00:34:52.280 --> 00:34:54.159 doing stuff like that. Now that we've done some of 705 00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.440 our We did that for that ghost doc or the 706 00:34:56.760 --> 00:34:59.639 paranormal documentary, So I think it would be fun down 707 00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:01.760 the road to start actually going. We get to the 708 00:35:01.920 --> 00:35:06.079 Arlington Hotel, which I supposedly haunted. I've stayed there, someone 709 00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:10.679 who fought fall shout it out, haunting Christa or something 710 00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:13.840 like that. Sorry if I butchered your fucking Instagram name. 711 00:35:13.880 --> 00:35:16.199 But she I saw that she went to Arlington. This 712 00:35:16.239 --> 00:35:18.679 is a small town near me and Billy where we 713 00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:19.920 kind of grew up hanging around. 714 00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:20.880 And there's an. 715 00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:26.360 Old, old ass hotel and they caught some shit. 716 00:35:26.480 --> 00:35:28.559 It's not that old that hotel was built in I 717 00:35:28.599 --> 00:35:30.000 think like eighteen fifty. 718 00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:32.760 That's not that one. Well, I mean like when you 719 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:35.320 say old that, I'm thinking like seventeen hundreds. 720 00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:40.719 But yeah, it's one hundred years before. Yeah, So I 721 00:35:40.760 --> 00:35:46.440 suppose this is a as a story goes, Charlie Thomas Simms, 722 00:35:46.960 --> 00:35:48.159 Charles Thomas Simms. 723 00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:51.119 It's weird because if you flip that, it's my name 724 00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:56.199 is Thomas Charles. It's a fucking weird strange circumstances. Charles 725 00:35:56.239 --> 00:36:00.639 Thomas Simms was attacked by a back of the after 726 00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:03.119 a night of drinking and bragging. 727 00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:04.679 About the amount. 728 00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.079 Of yeah you knew it. 729 00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:10.159 I knew it because he drinks and fucking brags he 730 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:12.199 shut the never. 731 00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:15.199 Be like, yeah, fucking I have tons of gold back. 732 00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:16.000 At my fucking cabin. 733 00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:17.800 Do you want to murder me and then you can 734 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:20.000 fucking or force me to tell you where it is? 735 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:24.159 You know, that'd be fun. Wear a buddy behind the fireplace. 736 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:28.199 Sam has fought to his last breath with his fateful dog, 737 00:36:28.840 --> 00:36:32.320 a blue tick hound, battling at his side boy. 738 00:36:32.960 --> 00:36:35.760 In the end, the robbers were too strong for him. 739 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:39.880 Two fell out of rock along the road and perished, 740 00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:42.559 so he did, like fuck two guys up where they're like, 741 00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:44.199 I don't know, some sort of like you know in 742 00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:46.679 movies where it's like the kid falls and they smack 743 00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:48.800 its head and now the kid's dead and you're like, whoa, 744 00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:49.880 how that happened? 745 00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:50.199 You know. 746 00:36:51.519 --> 00:36:53.400 I'd like to think my dog would fight for me. 747 00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:55.559 I really don't think she would. I think she'd fight 748 00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:56.239 for other people. 749 00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:00.400 Charlie would. We had people put moving in the a 750 00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:01.519 couple of weeks ago. 751 00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:05.239 Uh, switching out the washing machine and he's like uh, 752 00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:07.000 And I was like kind of skeptical, but because like 753 00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:09.280 usual washing when I was like, don't trust people. 754 00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:12.280 And these guys this moving company, like two co kids. 755 00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.519 Moving and Chelsea's like, uh, She's like, oh, I thought 756 00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.119 they were kind of nice. I was like, I can 757 00:37:17.239 --> 00:37:20.960 I can tell okay, these guys call the fucking side 758 00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:23.440 ship and uh I Charlie tried to bit the one 759 00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:25.639 the and he I fell back because he was a 760 00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:27.480 black gentleman and I'm liked the whole trope. 761 00:37:27.920 --> 00:37:29.079 It isn't like you guys. 762 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:32.760 Yeah, And I was like, yeah, he does this to everybody. 763 00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:34.800 Don't worry, it's not just because I trained him to 764 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:40.280 attack black just I'm kidding everybody, calm down, man, guys 765 00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:41.079 should have a calm down. 766 00:37:41.159 --> 00:37:41.519 But no. 767 00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:43.480 But it's weird too because the only reason I don't 768 00:37:43.480 --> 00:37:45.119 think so, I don't think she'd ever. I actually just 769 00:37:45.199 --> 00:37:47.800 watched the video, uh a couple of weeks ago of 770 00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:50.880 like everybody was like practicing, like they they bring in 771 00:37:51.239 --> 00:37:53.719 fake robbers to come like attack the owners and see 772 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.199 what the dogs do. Ninety percent of all the dogs. 773 00:37:56.400 --> 00:37:58.159 Everyone's like, oh yeah, my dog was fight that. They 774 00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:01.280 all ran away like pitbulls. 775 00:38:01.440 --> 00:38:02.199 Them like book this. 776 00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:05.079 Uh I think my dog wouldn't defend me because I 777 00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:07.400 think my dog knows him way stronger than it. 778 00:38:07.480 --> 00:38:09.239 But I think i'd defend like someone like even my 779 00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:12.760 girlfriend or someone like that. She felt like, okay, like 780 00:38:12.840 --> 00:38:13.679 I need to step. 781 00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.840 If you were truly threatened. I feel like I don't. 782 00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:18.840 I don't know. It's it's weird to think about, you know, 783 00:38:19.039 --> 00:38:22.239 It's it's weirder. Always the small dogs. The small dogs 784 00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:23.920 will protect you, but those I don't guys are. 785 00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:26.320 He's like, bro, what are you fucking What are you 786 00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:26.639 gonna do? 787 00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:26.960 Man? 788 00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:29.440 Honestly, someone can hoof you across the fucking. 789 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:32.000 Actually that's not true. We're Alex and I were boxing 790 00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:34.400 in the kitchen. I remember that, and Chloe fucking started 791 00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.920 gutting on him. She was getting She's getting pissed because 792 00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:38.440 he's kicking my. 793 00:38:38.480 --> 00:38:40.039 Ass so fucking stupid. 794 00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:42.800 If in the in the days where we used to 795 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:46.519 record the podcast at Billy's like frat house especially, that's 796 00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:49.440 what it felt like, and we get drunk and they 797 00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:51.440 would box. The one time I did and then Billy's 798 00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:52.519 like I was getting too aggressive. 799 00:38:52.519 --> 00:38:54.840 I was like wasted though, and he's like WHOA, Like 800 00:38:54.920 --> 00:38:57.519 we're like fucking going on and trying Haymakers and I'm like, 801 00:38:57.599 --> 00:38:59.920 I thought we were playing, but I would always like 802 00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.639 you and Alex go because I just maybe getting too drunk, 803 00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:05.280 don't know the fucking line, and they would go pretty good. 804 00:39:06.639 --> 00:39:08.920 I'll post some of the videos on the new instrument. 805 00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:15.920 You're wearing your fucking boxers. I'm like, bro, look at 806 00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.119 your fucking shorts. Man, man, if anyone remembers that ship, 807 00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.239 do you want me to post it? Or the one 808 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:24.400 where like Alex, they were they're about to like box 809 00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:26.880 or whatever. And Alex pulled out his fucking. 810 00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.320 This dick out and I had like censor over it 811 00:39:31.360 --> 00:39:33.039 because I was like, how do you mean to catch 812 00:39:33.079 --> 00:39:35.039 it on a recording? I was like, whoa man, you 813 00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.079 just fucking get your ding dong hanging out. 814 00:39:39.079 --> 00:39:42.039 Alex on a couple of different I told him, if 815 00:39:42.079 --> 00:39:43.880 he ever gets his sass over here would be fun 816 00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:45.480 to have all three of us out again. 817 00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:47.519 To pick them up. 818 00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:49.360 I know I'd be the problem. I could fucking drink. 819 00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.000 Uh so weird. 820 00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:53.519 In the end, they Roberts were too strong. He did 821 00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:55.239 get two of them. They hit their head and there 822 00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.639 they perished. The thieves buried the gold when they returned 823 00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:02.440 for it. Uh, they would they just take it, so 824 00:40:02.719 --> 00:40:05.199 you're you're fucking you bury it. I don't know why 825 00:40:05.199 --> 00:40:08.039 you wouldn't just take it, but like I guess, at 826 00:40:08.119 --> 00:40:12.719 the time, people might this guy dies and they're like, white, 827 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:16.360 he die and they got like some sort of we 828 00:40:16.440 --> 00:40:20.239 want to investigate or something back, then do some fucking 829 00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:22.719 guy and heroin, because all you're doing is like knocking 830 00:40:22.760 --> 00:40:24.400 on doors and hope someone saw something. 831 00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:27.639 And if they didn't, all right, I'd so be a 832 00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:30.440 fucking thief. In the seventeen hundreds, I swear to god, 833 00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:32.159 I feel like that's where my life would have went. 834 00:40:33.079 --> 00:40:36.320 I think it'd be hard to be a good person when. 835 00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:40.760 There's no concept Now, if you're smart enough, I feel like, honestly, 836 00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:42.239 Ted Bundy. 837 00:40:42.920 --> 00:40:44.360 I'm not gonna kill people. 838 00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:48.559 Charismatic, somewhat smart, you know. 839 00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:55.760 Us and womens mysteriously, Jesus, I'm not. Yeah, Billy is 840 00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:58.159 not a serial killers, everyone knows. But in a past life. 841 00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:02.280 You don't tell me that he was a mass murderer 842 00:41:02.360 --> 00:41:05.320 in the eighteen hundreds or so the psychic told you that. Eh, yeah, 843 00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:08.239 defamation of character. Really sueing fucking Tom. 844 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:12.000 Kat Uh, I know I'm suing a psychic for lying fuck. 845 00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:17.239 The head thief escaped but soon fell ill and perished, 846 00:41:18.199 --> 00:41:19.639 and when they went back. 847 00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:23.400 For the gold, it wasn't there. 848 00:41:23.679 --> 00:41:25.800 No, the large blue tick. 849 00:41:25.719 --> 00:41:28.679 Hound was alive, like it. 850 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:30.639 Attacked them, and they couldn't even get the gold. 851 00:41:33.000 --> 00:41:35.400 Whatever the fucking tick hound is, I don't know what 852 00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:37.559 count fucking picture. 853 00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:41.199 So the dog like supposed to be attack them tick hound, 854 00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:46.119 which and then they couldn't get the gold anymore. And 855 00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:49.599 to this day people say the hound watches over his 856 00:41:49.760 --> 00:41:50.519 master's gold. 857 00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.559 You know what's funny, it's actually called a blue tick 858 00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:54.360 coon hound. Nice. 859 00:41:54.400 --> 00:41:56.119 That's where they took the bord coon out of it. 860 00:41:56.199 --> 00:42:00.519 I understand. It's uh, it's like a fucking beagle. Oh no, 861 00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:03.159 it's it looks like that. Oh weird. 862 00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:06.320 Oh it does look like a beagle though, remember we 863 00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:08.360 worked with that change David Ike's name. 864 00:42:09.159 --> 00:42:11.280 Wikipedia say he died sad. 865 00:42:11.079 --> 00:42:12.320 About it for a day. Maybe Joe. 866 00:42:12.800 --> 00:42:14.920 Joe was telling me a story about how like they 867 00:42:15.039 --> 00:42:18.079 literally had like an infestation of raccoons and when they're 868 00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:20.239 in the States, they're in like Detroit, and she's like, man, 869 00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:21.880 we have to get rid of those goddamn coons, and 870 00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.360 she's like, shut the fuck up. 871 00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:23.960 Shut up. 872 00:42:24.000 --> 00:42:26.159 We were in a fucking airport, don't fucking say that ship. 873 00:42:26.440 --> 00:42:28.239 And he's like, I hadnt, like, like I think they 874 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:31.880 were either getting into the like they were coming like 875 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:33.519 somewhere where there's a lot of people. 876 00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:36.079 And asked this, like I remember telling that story. 877 00:42:36.119 --> 00:42:38.280 He's like, you gotta be careful this some way you 878 00:42:38.440 --> 00:42:41.760 phrase things in public spaces because you fucking never know. 879 00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.920 So to this day, people think that, like the houndstill 880 00:42:44.920 --> 00:42:47.159 watches over the master's gold, which we don't know. I 881 00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:48.719 don't know if anyone's trying to dig it up or 882 00:42:48.960 --> 00:42:50.800 if they're gonna be plagued by. 883 00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:52.480 This dog iry to dig it up. 884 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:56.840 A restaurant in bar takes its name from the Blue Dog. 885 00:42:56.960 --> 00:43:01.840 As we were showing little images fun stuff. Yeah nice, nice, Right, 886 00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:02.639 what's next? 887 00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.159 The story of yab Yaba? 888 00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:13.400 Yeah exactly, mister, which pet haunting testimonial On August thirtieth, 889 00:43:13.719 --> 00:43:18.920 twenty eleven. Yaba past eleven days before seventeenth birthday she and. 890 00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:23.280 Her owner Maureen seventeen days before what birthday? 891 00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:24.079 Seventeenth? 892 00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:31.039 Oh, this is seventy seventieth fucking longest living pardons. Fuck me, yeah, 893 00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:33.239 back when you used to feed them real Yeah, and 894 00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:34.599 Maureen were inseparable. 895 00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:39.119 Yeah, they were, Yes, because more Maureen was a fucking loser. 896 00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:42.960 Yeah, Maureen only had these two fingers and they weren't mine, 897 00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:46.480 bear mine like that come back. 898 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:47.679 Yeah. 899 00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:50.440 But it was her rock and love of her life, 900 00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:51.480 aside from her son. 901 00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:54.119 Oh so she was married at one point. 902 00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:56.039 At one point her husband left her left. 903 00:43:56.280 --> 00:44:00.360 She is fucking nagging all the time, Goddamn Marie Man. 904 00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:03.880 One night, Maureen, Jesus. 905 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.400 One night, Maureen woke up and found her beloved friend 906 00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:10.760 had passed. She was devastated or desperate. 907 00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:15.719 In all of her woes grief, and Maureen began. 908 00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:17.840 Calling out to yaba, can you call out for us? 909 00:44:19.719 --> 00:44:23.360 While taking pictures, hoping she could get a glimpse of 910 00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:25.800 the dog's spirit in one of her photos. I do 911 00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:27.719 not have it, but it would have been fun if 912 00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:28.239 I did. 913 00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:33.679 Okay, that's that's next level psychosis. So in what realm 914 00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:34.519 to you? 915 00:44:37.000 --> 00:44:39.840 Are you so far gone in your head that you go, 916 00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:43.039 I'm gonna scream my dog's names, start taking pictures and 917 00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:45.119 maybe the ghost will be there, Yaba. 918 00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:53.159 I know, I know, I know. It's fucking Weird's gone crazy, man? Yeah, 919 00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:55.119 aren't all women crazy. 920 00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:56.639 That's why I gotta put them on drug. 921 00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:59.960 I'm just kidding. Everybody is so fun. What is a woman? 922 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:01.760 Tell me that what is a woman? 923 00:45:02.280 --> 00:45:08.199 Don't I bet fucking someone can't define it? That is 924 00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:11.840 running our country. But meanwhile, trying to stick up. Okay, 925 00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:13.239 no more I needed. 926 00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:13.519 I need. 927 00:45:13.800 --> 00:45:15.519 I needed to do a live show, just like a 928 00:45:15.599 --> 00:45:18.679 fucking hour where I scream all my opinions. Oh wait, 929 00:45:18.760 --> 00:45:22.239 that's TikTok. Yeah, you got some traction on it, so 930 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.920 carry on thirty thousand fucking people. And I was like, 931 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:26.119 I gotta get rid of this ship. 932 00:45:26.199 --> 00:45:27.679 One day. I have to get rid of it. 933 00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:29.760 I fucking did a vide where I was like, eventually, 934 00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:31.559 I'm gonna stop doing this, and it kind of like 935 00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:33.960 made sentimental because I can't fucking I'm gonna have a kid, 936 00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:36.280 so I'm gonna be fucking yelling about the government. 937 00:45:36.639 --> 00:45:38.519 I want you to I want to see your kid. 938 00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:40.000 I want your kid to come up to me at 939 00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:43.360 like age twelve and be like, Billy, like, is my 940 00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:47.280 dad nuts? If you're like, oh, come here, you're drinking, now, 941 00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:48.800 come here. 942 00:45:49.599 --> 00:45:53.199 So supposedly, you know, she told me she could get 943 00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:57.079 a picture of the dog. The spirit the second picture 944 00:45:57.119 --> 00:45:59.320 you're taking caught an image that looked like a dog 945 00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:00.599 after the pic. 946 00:46:00.679 --> 00:46:03.159 After it looked like one. It might have been it. 947 00:46:03.559 --> 00:46:05.000 After taking the picture. 948 00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.760 Of marine made him, uh made a memorial to. 949 00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:12.440 The dog with their fucking toys. A fucking rosary at 950 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:13.920 a Jesus candle. 951 00:46:14.599 --> 00:46:20.480 Please Jesus. That's cute, Bring me back. That's cute. That's 952 00:46:20.559 --> 00:46:22.679 like that. That's heartbreak, man, that that's cute. 953 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:23.159 I like it. 954 00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:26.760 What that people believe And I'm just kidding, Oh, shut up. 955 00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:27.199 Just kidding. 956 00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:29.840 Sometimes I I in my car when I'm like, man, 957 00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.559 when's this world coming to? And people have some faith 958 00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:35.559 in Jesus where they're like it's all in God's hands. 959 00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:37.920 I'm like, I fucking envy that ship of being, Like, 960 00:46:38.400 --> 00:46:40.679 I think that humanity needs to stand up to all 961 00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:41.920 this atrocities. 962 00:46:41.960 --> 00:46:51.199 What episode, Tom, God damn God, damn man. But ghost pets. 963 00:46:51.639 --> 00:46:53.840 My mind always wants a venture because we're getting so 964 00:46:54.000 --> 00:46:56.920 the fucking censorship bill pisses me off. Hopefully doesn't affect 965 00:46:56.920 --> 00:46:59.599 our show in any fucking negative way. But you know, 966 00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:06.719 when you have fucking crime minister, fucking stop. So she's 967 00:47:06.800 --> 00:47:09.400 like you bring around her Jesus candles. Right, she's got 968 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:12.599 like Jesus, come fucking show me my dead dog. She 969 00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:16.280 spoke to her every day. She spoke to her dog 970 00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:19.119 every day. I guess as if she was still here. Yeah, 971 00:47:19.239 --> 00:47:21.440 one day, Mareene took out a ball and said, Yaba, 972 00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:27.039 here's your ball. Come, let's play. This chick's lost her mind. 973 00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:31.320 And then suddenly every day you're like talking to your 974 00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:37.159 dead dog. Her son's like, Mom, I keep coming to 975 00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.760 your house every fucking month, and all I see is 976 00:47:40.800 --> 00:47:42.679 you surrounded my fucking dog toys. 977 00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:46.280 Why didn't you just bring this lady another dog. Yeah, 978 00:47:46.440 --> 00:47:48.119 just at that point, be like, you know what, let's 979 00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:50.719 let's given this is Lily, I get. 980 00:47:50.599 --> 00:47:52.440 The exact same dog. It's Yaba. 981 00:47:52.559 --> 00:47:53.599 He's back from the dead. 982 00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:56.480 I summoned him. Jesus made it happen. 983 00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:58.119 I saw you get it. 984 00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:00.679 No, you get the totally opposite. You be like, it's 985 00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:03.679 still him, it's in a new body. It's a new body. 986 00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:06.360 And you could say Jesus came to me last year 987 00:48:06.360 --> 00:48:08.400 and said I want him to be stronger, and then 988 00:48:08.440 --> 00:48:11.360 you just give him, give her a wolf, let me 989 00:48:11.400 --> 00:48:11.960 say here here. 990 00:48:12.119 --> 00:48:13.840 Then you come the next day and she's literally like 991 00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.480 they ate by the wolf. She's fucking no more. 992 00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:19.239 You must not your dog must not look here as 993 00:48:19.280 --> 00:48:19.840 much as he thought. 994 00:48:19.920 --> 00:48:22.519 So the ball moved, it was sitting on the floor 995 00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:25.679 and rolled. Then it happened again. She felt something brush 996 00:48:25.719 --> 00:48:26.119 against her. 997 00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:30.480 That's what happens with circles anyways. Though she was alone, she. 998 00:48:30.559 --> 00:48:33.440 Believed it was the ghost of Yaba, letting her know 999 00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:34.320 as well that. 1000 00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:40.360 You're still in spirit. I don't know. Okay, so we're 1001 00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:43.400 talking two thousands, my guess. Oh fuck. They were talking 1002 00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.679 like this, just like somebody's. 1003 00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:48.559 Fucking story about how the ghost dog rolled a ball 1004 00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:50.000 by from Reddit. 1005 00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.079 The reason I was saying was because if that did happen, 1006 00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:55.039 I was like, let's say you have an older house, 1007 00:48:55.199 --> 00:48:56.280 no one's ever renovated. 1008 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:59.719 How straight did they make the floors? It's the ball 1009 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:01.159 I know. 1010 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:03.239 Fucking the house I lived in before was on a 1011 00:49:03.320 --> 00:49:05.519 slant like that, and you put a ball on the 1012 00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:06.960 ground just rolls to the end. 1013 00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:11.360 Sure was a ghosts, Yeah, it wasn't. It couldn't have 1014 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:15.400 been the fact that spears role that couldn't happen. Angle. 1015 00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:18.800 It was bad, man, it was so bad. You saw it. 1016 00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.440 It was at the last place that top floor, Like 1017 00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:24.239 you walk up the stairs and you're like, I'm fucking 1018 00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:27.960 like tipped forward like that like that. 1019 00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:31.280 Yeah, because you've mentioned that to me before, which is strange. 1020 00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:33.679 Tripped you out, Especially when you're really drunk, you're trying 1021 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:35.119 to get balanced, you feel like you're on a boat. 1022 00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:37.559 I felt like I was doing the fucking uh, what's that? 1023 00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:40.360 What's this? Why can't I think of the pirates Caribbean? 1024 00:49:41.000 --> 00:49:41.480 What's his name? 1025 00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:41.760 Jack? 1026 00:49:42.559 --> 00:49:45.079 Yeah, there we go. I felt like it was Sarawak. 1027 00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:50.639 Cats and dogs are by far the most common animals 1028 00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:55.280 reported in non human hauntings, but large domesticated animals are 1029 00:49:55.360 --> 00:49:59.960 also reported to return from the grave. In Chicago's d 1030 00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:02.360 or Is, there are stables in riding trails in the 1031 00:50:02.400 --> 00:50:07.360 woods near the busy intersection of ninety fifth Street in Keene. 1032 00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:07.960 Yeah. 1033 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:09.679 You always got to have a riding trail right through 1034 00:50:09.719 --> 00:50:12.159 a busy intersec. Yeah, that's how you got to slow 1035 00:50:12.239 --> 00:50:13.840 down traffic just enough to. 1036 00:50:13.880 --> 00:50:16.079 Let him know the men of Nights are still in charge. Yeah. 1037 00:50:16.119 --> 00:50:20.800 Yeah, one of the trail crossing this dangerous junction for 1038 00:50:20.920 --> 00:50:23.920 some fucking strange reason. Until recently, there was no traffic 1039 00:50:24.000 --> 00:50:28.840 control devices to allow those on horseback to trample protesters 1040 00:50:29.079 --> 00:50:35.920 that hey them just kidding. Was no traffic control device 1041 00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:38.599 to allow horse back to cross safely, which is weird. 1042 00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:41.239 They had this the fucking intersection, which would be what 1043 00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:43.480 to me, it would have been like one of those Mennonite. 1044 00:50:43.079 --> 00:50:45.440 Towns Amish towns, right that they would like they get 1045 00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:47.079 around the horse and buggies and I don't believe in 1046 00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:50.840 the satanic technology. And at least seven people and some 1047 00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:53.800 horses were slain. So I don't know if some guy 1048 00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:57.719 got mad to the intersection, like fucking road rage and 1049 00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:00.440 you're like fucking shows up one day and like has 1050 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:02.920 a machety and just starts chopping fucking horses. 1051 00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:07.320 That's the storegraphy. That's that's that's what happened. 1052 00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:13.800 Ghost horses, man, ghost horses. They have been rumored numerous 1053 00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:18.119 reports of ghosts horse sightings, especially at night or a 1054 00:51:18.239 --> 00:51:22.320 near dusk. Dozens of motorists have seen what appears to 1055 00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:26.039 be a horse and a rider silhouette attempting to cross 1056 00:51:26.159 --> 00:51:28.079 from the other side of the ninety fifth Street to 1057 00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:28.480 the other. 1058 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:31.960 I don't know what a cat in the cemetery has 1059 00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:32.400 to do with. 1060 00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:35.079 Oh oh sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't even click that 1061 00:51:35.119 --> 00:51:37.400 image by that, I don't know why. This is my 1062 00:51:37.599 --> 00:51:40.280 bad God, damn it. It's supposed to be a horse. 1063 00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:43.239 Are you there's Dutch? Of course? 1064 00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:46.440 What it would it be a live show without fucking Dutch? 1065 00:51:46.480 --> 00:51:46.679 Watch. 1066 00:51:47.559 --> 00:51:50.000 I'm sorry, I had no idea. You has to remind me. 1067 00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:52.119 I don't like I'm quick on the draw. They say 1068 00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:53.719 quick on the draw. 1069 00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:58.199 So I heard that before Chelsea was telling me about it. 1070 00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:03.000 That's why I get drunk. Lasts way longer as telling me. 1071 00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:03.440 You think that. 1072 00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:07.440 Yea, nobody wants to be powdered for three hours straight. 1073 00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:11.599 Maybe they say it. They're lying, you become a raw 1074 00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.280 raw hide. They say three hours? 1075 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:17.159 Like what the fuck? I've done that? 1076 00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:21.960 When I used to do theverybody three hours? Yeah, like consistent, 1077 00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:27.480 not like three hours okay, like like you're lots of play, 1078 00:52:28.360 --> 00:52:31.000 but like still fucking for three hours technically. 1079 00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:33.440 Okays, just the same fucking thing. 1080 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:36.880 Fuck, I don't know how like you would do that. 1081 00:52:37.440 --> 00:52:39.559 It's like get boring after a while. 1082 00:52:40.360 --> 00:52:44.000 You're watching family guy on her back. Yeah, I still 1083 00:52:44.000 --> 00:52:44.679 have a game yet. 1084 00:52:46.440 --> 00:52:50.079 When drivers slow down and they supposed to be see 1085 00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:54.079 this horse, this ghostly horse and a rider even though 1086 00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:55.199 he shouldn't be there anymore. 1087 00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:58.159 These figures don't simply disappear. You're one side of the road, 1088 00:52:58.480 --> 00:53:01.519 but often right in the middle of the road. So 1089 00:53:01.639 --> 00:53:05.159 you're pulling up and you're fucking you know, not pulling 1090 00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:05.599 out right. 1091 00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:09.840 You like that, Billy? 1092 00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:10.719 I hope he loved it. 1093 00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:17.519 They don't like technology, but they own all the drugged 1094 00:53:17.760 --> 00:53:18.960 ponies in the race. 1095 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:23.360 Hey, leave me alone. That's my family. You don't fucking 1096 00:53:23.480 --> 00:53:26.480 you don't talk of my family that one do. 1097 00:53:26.679 --> 00:53:29.719 Ghost horses haunt Ireland is not like a big thing. 1098 00:53:29.800 --> 00:53:33.480 I was just Aaron about that. You're like that leprechauns. 1099 00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:39.440 It's leprecaun drug. Yeah, we know it's eventually coming, But 1100 00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:41.159 tonight it was supposed to be me, Aaron and Billy 1101 00:53:41.199 --> 00:53:45.679 and we were gonna We're gonna dive into a cannibal 1102 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.760 case that has to wait for all three of us. 1103 00:53:47.800 --> 00:53:49.119 It's fucking about a cannibal rapper. 1104 00:53:49.320 --> 00:53:53.519 So help us create lug and hope and trust and 1105 00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:58.320 confidence makes me happy and Coaine makes me happy. No, 1106 00:54:01.199 --> 00:54:03.880 back to the story. You want to hear about how 1107 00:54:03.920 --> 00:54:04.559 condoms doing here? 1108 00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:04.840 Me come? 1109 00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:10.840 No, this strange The strange encounter occurred after a nursery 1110 00:54:10.960 --> 00:54:16.440 school teacher, Deborah Tadman's oldest cat, Wiggy, past grief stricken, 1111 00:54:16.519 --> 00:54:20.960 Deborah called an animal communicator, Sharon Callahan, to contact the 1112 00:54:21.000 --> 00:54:24.320 spirit of her dead pet. And yes, there is people 1113 00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:29.239 that do that. So she's trying to fucking call a 1114 00:54:29.320 --> 00:54:35.239 summon her dead cat, she said about Wiggy. As Deborah reaccounts, 1115 00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:38.239 Wiggy had a very close relationship. They were close and 1116 00:54:38.880 --> 00:54:41.719 it felt like if she has lost a child, he's 1117 00:54:41.719 --> 00:54:46.039 seeing me through my marriage ultimately a divorce. Right could 1118 00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:51.800 have guessed that and other relationships, three houses, moved, moves, 1119 00:54:51.920 --> 00:54:52.960 and other experiences. 1120 00:54:53.800 --> 00:54:54.920 Cat's been with her forever. 1121 00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:59.119 Sharon was I was able to reach Wiggy in the 1122 00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:05.280 Great Beyond and told Deborah Wiggy was concerned about her apartment. 1123 00:55:06.400 --> 00:55:10.280 So the cat communicated with the pet. The fucking pet psychic, 1124 00:55:10.400 --> 00:55:12.599 which does exist. I know that for a fact, there's 1125 00:55:12.679 --> 00:55:13.800 like this ship out there. 1126 00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:16.039 Which is. 1127 00:55:18.199 --> 00:55:21.960 No those ones maybe not because how are they communicating 1128 00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:23.559 with a fucking cat? 1129 00:55:24.159 --> 00:55:28.039 How are they communicating with a dead person? Can you 1130 00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:31.119 want it? You can do it, you can do I 1131 00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:32.639 believe you can do it. 1132 00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:40.440 I believe that everybody has the potential to tap into 1133 00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:40.960 that ship. 1134 00:55:41.440 --> 00:55:44.960 Because they can prove in ten years of fuck I 1135 00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:49.679 should say, fifteen years of fully believing and committing yourself 1136 00:55:49.679 --> 00:55:52.599 to Oh sorry, you saying you're just like incompetent? Is 1137 00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:53.679 that what you're gonna like? 1138 00:55:53.760 --> 00:55:53.800 You? 1139 00:55:53.960 --> 00:55:54.000 You? 1140 00:55:54.159 --> 00:55:55.039 You know it's true. 1141 00:55:55.480 --> 00:56:01.000 You fucking in the middle of nowhere for everything, so 1142 00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:03.000 I can reach a higher level of conscience. 1143 00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:05.599 Do you think that's what be the gateway? I'm sorry? 1144 00:56:05.760 --> 00:56:08.000 Is that what the psychics that you're talking to? 1145 00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:12.320 There is legitimate psychics that have proven that they're real. 1146 00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:15.800 There's one in London, Ontario that helped cops solve murders 1147 00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:19.800 bro just like she just guessed and then they fucking 1148 00:56:19.840 --> 00:56:22.079 found dead body. Stuff like that happens all the time 1149 00:56:22.199 --> 00:56:23.480 with legitimate psychics. 1150 00:56:23.760 --> 00:56:25.360 Yes, there's that. That's a TV show. 1151 00:56:27.760 --> 00:56:31.320 I'm gonna make a psychic do something really bad to you. 1152 00:56:31.400 --> 00:56:38.960 I can't say them, but I'm sure that if I 1153 00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:41.840 brought Billy to a legitimate psychic that cost too much 1154 00:56:41.880 --> 00:56:45.159 money sometimes, but I I guarantee if I opened the 1155 00:56:45.239 --> 00:56:48.199 door halfway through, you'd have tears coming down your face. 1156 00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:53.599 You had this godly experience. I think you can't even 1157 00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:54.280 handle mushers. 1158 00:56:54.559 --> 00:57:01.679 Grandmomo didn't you, and she passed off someone else. 1159 00:57:03.000 --> 00:57:05.679 I met a fucking shut the fuck up. 1160 00:57:08.159 --> 00:57:08.679 I will. 1161 00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:11.800 I will win, or I will die. 1162 00:57:12.559 --> 00:57:14.199 See that's why I can't talk to It's like it 1163 00:57:14.280 --> 00:57:16.760 because like she'll just get annoyed with me and she'll start. 1164 00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:19.480 Right when I went to that alien expo, that fucking 1165 00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:22.719 I'm telling you this dude new ship that There's no 1166 00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:25.280 way he could have known. He said, I I can't 1167 00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:27.519 remember what it was, something specifically, And Chelsea was like, WHOA, 1168 00:57:27.920 --> 00:57:28.960 how the fun did you know that? 1169 00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:30.960 Like something like that was like not like. 1170 00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:33.320 Oh, it is your fucking mom's hair brown or something 1171 00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:37.039 like that. It was like a legitimate you can carry on. 1172 00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:39.719 I cannot believe, Carr said, hold his hand. 1173 00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:46.599 Ya, that's a good sound. So she's all sad about Wiggy. 1174 00:57:46.880 --> 00:57:49.679 Right back to the fucking dead cat, Wiggy, get off 1175 00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:54.800 your phone, Billy Sharon. Sharon was able to reach Wiggy, 1176 00:57:55.199 --> 00:58:00.599 and Wiggy was concerned about her apartment okay because it 1177 00:58:00.679 --> 00:58:04.800 was a toxic place. About a year later, decided to 1178 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:09.679 paint her apartment and discovered asbestos, a highly toxic mold 1179 00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:13.880 in the walls and ceilings, and aluminum wiring in grave 1180 00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:19.079 danger of causing a fire, so her dead cat warned her. 1181 00:58:19.840 --> 00:58:22.519 About the impending doom that was coming. 1182 00:58:26.199 --> 00:58:30.119 Just so you know, ninety percent of every single house 1183 00:58:30.400 --> 00:58:33.400 has asbestos in the walls that you this one doesn't 1184 00:58:33.400 --> 00:58:34.679 You know what popcorn ceilings are? 1185 00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:37.360 Do you know what popcorn log is? Your fucking vapor 1186 00:58:37.559 --> 00:58:40.920 he's seen? Have you seen popcorn ceilings? That's all is pestos, 1187 00:58:41.400 --> 00:58:41.760 all of that. 1188 00:58:43.800 --> 00:58:46.320 Billy knows too much about houses, you know. 1189 00:58:46.440 --> 00:58:49.000 He lives in people's attics, right, Like every house he 1190 00:58:49.079 --> 00:58:51.559 goes to, he kind of makes a spot and then 1191 00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:53.920 at night he goes and hides in the attic. 1192 00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:55.599 I do. 1193 00:58:55.920 --> 00:59:00.840 Sometimes it's fucking fucking people under the stairs. Shit. Well, no, 1194 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:02.400 all homes are built with asbesos. 1195 00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:04.480 Fucking for years and years and years and years, and 1196 00:59:04.519 --> 00:59:06.239 then the government paid a lot of money to have 1197 00:59:06.320 --> 00:59:08.679 everybody get it removed, and some people did, some people 1198 00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:11.400 just said fuck it. And now we still have a 1199 00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:13.719 bunch of houses that I still go into regularly that 1200 00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:14.480 have asbesos. 1201 00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:18.960 Hmmm, Billy's gonna die by next year. When he suddenly dies. 1202 00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:25.440 I'm immortal, man, I'd be up there eating that ship. 1203 00:59:26.760 --> 00:59:26.920 Like that. 1204 00:59:27.159 --> 00:59:27.280 Uh. 1205 00:59:27.519 --> 00:59:30.079 Strange addiction where you can't stop eating the fucking side 1206 00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:30.519 of your couch. 1207 00:59:30.559 --> 00:59:31.960 But I'm not gonna lie. 1208 00:59:32.039 --> 00:59:35.400 The one thing that did, like, uh, make me a 1209 00:59:35.440 --> 00:59:38.000 little bit nervous was the very first time I ever 1210 00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:40.320 saw I didn't know what it was, so I picked 1211 00:59:40.320 --> 00:59:42.159 it up and I started playing with it and I 1212 00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:44.519 was just like I was running it through my fingers 1213 00:59:44.559 --> 00:59:44.840 and I was. 1214 00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:48.760 Like, what the fuck is this? And I even send 1215 00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:50.880 a picture and I was like, fuddy, what's this sent? 1216 00:59:51.159 --> 00:59:52.760 So the guy that trained me, and he's like, get 1217 00:59:52.800 --> 00:59:55.719 the fuck out of there, and yea what And I 1218 00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:56.480 was like, I'm playing. 1219 00:59:56.519 --> 00:59:58.280 He's like, do you not know what that is? I 1220 00:59:58.360 --> 00:59:59.760 was like, am I. 1221 01:00:01.400 --> 01:00:05.800 How about you tell me crazy? So Deborah is forever 1222 01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:08.800 grateful to Wiggy to this day. I can't believe how 1223 01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:11.119 accurate and true that reading was. 1224 01:00:11.679 --> 01:00:14.519 There's no way that Sharon and Animal Medium could have 1225 01:00:14.719 --> 01:00:18.239 known about the asbestis and the mold beneath the walls. 1226 01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:22.920 Yes she could have, because every sing clouds it was 1227 01:00:23.000 --> 01:00:24.760 one hundred percent of those. 1228 01:00:26.519 --> 01:00:28.079 I hope we do psychic on the show, like a 1229 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:30.760 legit one, and I hope she like like brings up 1230 01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:32.960 some horrible trauma that is in the back of your 1231 01:00:33.000 --> 01:00:35.400 skull that you don't even fucking know that anyone should 1232 01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:36.280 even know about. 1233 01:00:36.360 --> 01:00:37.800 I don't have trauma, perfect. 1234 01:00:38.119 --> 01:00:38.239 Uh. 1235 01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:41.360 You know why I know you have trauma is because 1236 01:00:41.400 --> 01:00:43.960 you don't let you couldn't handle mushrooms. Something in the 1237 01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:45.679 back of your head is trying to get out here. 1238 01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:54.360 No, no, Well, and you say it's all fine. So 1239 01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:56.800 if you're a true fan, I'll do this once. 1240 01:00:58.159 --> 01:01:01.039 It's that goddamn cat again. 1241 01:01:01.719 --> 01:01:04.159 So if you know what that is, I don't even 1242 01:01:04.199 --> 01:01:04.840 know what that is. 1243 01:01:05.599 --> 01:01:07.480 Me and Juan got me to do that for a 1244 01:01:07.559 --> 01:01:10.920 sound club, Me and wand an episode about the hauntings 1245 01:01:12.039 --> 01:01:15.920 in the White House, and I'd like, I want to 1246 01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:18.360 kind of bring it back to the Capitol Building in 1247 01:01:18.519 --> 01:01:21.400 Washington where we talked about d C the Cat. 1248 01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:25.719 So my joke was like the fucking janitor, like he 1249 01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:28.280 shows up. So I'll just tell the story and I'll 1250 01:01:28.320 --> 01:01:30.519 tell my joke of why we got into that h 1251 01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:33.280 has has witness supposed to me this DC the Capitol 1252 01:01:33.280 --> 01:01:36.400 Building and witnessed incredible history obviously, and all sorts of 1253 01:01:36.480 --> 01:01:38.400 things beating my maid in that building. 1254 01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:43.519 Uh, but some might say not so incredible as the 1255 01:01:43.800 --> 01:01:46.159 demon cat said to walk the halls at night during 1256 01:01:46.239 --> 01:01:49.960 the post Civil War era, Uh, the night watchman began 1257 01:01:50.079 --> 01:01:52.800 seeing a black cat that would grow in all sizes 1258 01:01:52.920 --> 01:01:54.599 as it walks towards them, so we would get to 1259 01:01:54.639 --> 01:01:56.159 the size of like a panther and shit like that. 1260 01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:03.280 So it get like it would be the size, and 1261 01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:06.440 then as he was running towards him, like poof in 1262 01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:10.079 the air, like disappear as it's getting closer to you. 1263 01:02:12.119 --> 01:02:15.559 Sorry, I'm prepping for later. Later, why you got your 1264 01:02:15.920 --> 01:02:17.639 I'm I'm trying to listen. 1265 01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:21.159 So he sees us all the time. 1266 01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:24.440 One man said that it grew as big as a tiger, 1267 01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:26.599 and when it left him to attack. 1268 01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:30.679 Arms and fear of being. 1269 01:02:32.639 --> 01:02:37.039 Just fucking torn apart, savage massacred right, but when he 1270 01:02:37.159 --> 01:02:39.400 fell down, he didn't feel the weight of the cat. 1271 01:02:39.480 --> 01:02:42.360 He lowered his arms and finally realized it had disappeared. 1272 01:02:43.360 --> 01:02:45.519 So my whole joke was that, like the guy's fucking 1273 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:47.199 like the janitor or some ship, and he's like. 1274 01:02:47.960 --> 01:02:50.440 Fucking every time, because there's always bad things that happen 1275 01:02:50.519 --> 01:02:54.079 around the cat, Like if the cat's around, fucking JFK 1276 01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:57.880 gets shot the fucking head. The cats around Watergate happens 1277 01:02:58.239 --> 01:03:01.440 the cats around, you know, fucking Hillary Clinton's drinking the 1278 01:03:01.440 --> 01:03:02.559 blood of children something. 1279 01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:05.440 Like that, right, So something bad, right, And then. 1280 01:03:08.239 --> 01:03:09.199 So I made the. 1281 01:03:11.960 --> 01:03:14.679 Here, uh so I made the kind of joke of 1282 01:03:14.719 --> 01:03:18.480 the Janner's walking fucking round and like fucking goddamn cat, 1283 01:03:18.800 --> 01:03:21.079 and like I screamed that during the episode where we 1284 01:03:21.280 --> 01:03:22.679 like I lived in the old place in the basement, 1285 01:03:23.079 --> 01:03:26.360 and one literally made me do that for a fucking 1286 01:03:26.880 --> 01:03:29.199 sound effect that he would use on. 1287 01:03:29.280 --> 01:03:33.880 His god damn cat cat again. It's like, you know, 1288 01:03:34.000 --> 01:03:36.039 your wife dies and you see the cat, You're like, 1289 01:03:36.159 --> 01:03:38.199 fucking god, this stupid cat. Because every time you'd be 1290 01:03:38.239 --> 01:03:40.719 cleaning up, you'd see this fucking cat everywhere, and then 1291 01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:42.519 you'd be like, all JFK's got shot in the head. 1292 01:03:42.559 --> 01:03:46.000 It's like it's on d C again, you know, fun stuff. 1293 01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:52.400 Parking back to that, so could stress such. 1294 01:03:51.000 --> 01:03:54.360 Stories just be drunken ramblings of the night. 1295 01:03:55.840 --> 01:04:00.719 Who probably just maybe just like you, always like around 1296 01:04:00.719 --> 01:04:01.840 all these powerful people. 1297 01:04:02.760 --> 01:04:05.599 And he's cleaned up, but he used to make his 1298 01:04:05.719 --> 01:04:09.480 own stories up. You know, I saw that cat the 1299 01:04:09.639 --> 01:04:13.400 day before John F. Kennedy was assassinated by his own, 1300 01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:18.039 his own cat. He gets shot shot him. It was 1301 01:04:18.719 --> 01:04:20.599 it was sniper masturbating Kitty. 1302 01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:23.480 Why is he master? Oh my god, you've never seen 1303 01:04:23.559 --> 01:04:26.719 fucking uh Nick Swartzon's. 1304 01:04:27.079 --> 01:04:29.599 Oh I haven't seen Pretend Time in Forever. You love 1305 01:04:29.679 --> 01:04:33.199 that show, I know, but he's fucking banned. Mushrooms. 1306 01:04:33.199 --> 01:04:35.719 Are really need my States friends to send me over 1307 01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:38.119 a copy of Nick Schwartz's Pretend Time, please, because that 1308 01:04:38.199 --> 01:04:40.599 ship got banned in Canada and I can't fucking find 1309 01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:42.559 it anywhere, even when I changed my IP address. I 1310 01:04:42.639 --> 01:04:46.079 swear to fucking god, they know. Anyways, though it was 1311 01:04:46.119 --> 01:04:47.119 the masturbating sniper. 1312 01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:48.440 That was one of his skits. 1313 01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:50.920 He could only he could only come when he killed 1314 01:04:50.960 --> 01:04:53.960 somebody through sniping, So every time he was sniping, he's 1315 01:04:54.039 --> 01:04:54.760 like Jack Knat. 1316 01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:58.840 Sorry, I don't know who that is, you. 1317 01:04:58.880 --> 01:05:00.840 Know, the American sniper that movie that they made. I 1318 01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:03.480 never watch it because I think it's a glorifying a psychopath. 1319 01:05:03.559 --> 01:05:05.400 I never watched it there, so I don't know. 1320 01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:09.079 He's a famous sniper. They glorified for. 1321 01:05:09.199 --> 01:05:10.360 Being like a really good sniper. 1322 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.320 Yeah, but he was a psychopath. You kill like fucking 1323 01:05:12.400 --> 01:05:14.199 innocent people, and she's like that, like fuckers. 1324 01:05:14.519 --> 01:05:17.960 But he's really good at sniping. He's good sniping. Some 1325 01:05:18.239 --> 01:05:23.039 say sometimes when you can swim. Yeah, whatever happened to 1326 01:05:23.079 --> 01:05:26.719 that guy? What guy? The Olympic swimmer that did all 1327 01:05:26.719 --> 01:05:29.719 that shitty things to all those women? What the beat 1328 01:05:29.800 --> 01:05:30.239 his wife? 1329 01:05:30.440 --> 01:05:30.480 No? 1330 01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:33.880 No, no he raped? He rate to go at a party? What? 1331 01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:34.639 Yeah? 1332 01:05:34.679 --> 01:05:37.239 What the no? My god? 1333 01:05:37.400 --> 01:05:38.880 No he was he was a young kid. He was 1334 01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:41.119 like fresh out of high school. But fuck, what was 1335 01:05:41.199 --> 01:05:44.880 his name? Nobody knows, Yes, everybody knows. I'm sure people 1336 01:05:44.920 --> 01:05:48.519 are yelling at crazy to the Commonsody, do you realize that. 1337 01:05:49.880 --> 01:05:51.239 Somebody tell me Chris Kyle. 1338 01:05:51.360 --> 01:05:54.480 Okay, somebody tell me who that's that Olympic That Olympic 1339 01:05:54.599 --> 01:06:00.000 swimmer that got that Olympic swimmer is a couple of 1340 01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:03.960 years ago. Remember that that at a party he ended 1341 01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:08.159 up sexually assaulting a girl. And then they went to 1342 01:06:08.280 --> 01:06:11.159 trial and he actually got off scot free because quote 1343 01:06:11.199 --> 01:06:15.079 unquote he had a full life ahead of him. Anyone 1344 01:06:15.159 --> 01:06:16.800 fucking remember what I'm talking about. That was like three 1345 01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:20.920 four years Its white, right, yes he was white, but like, fuck, 1346 01:06:21.039 --> 01:06:22.719 you actually don't remember what I'm talking about. 1347 01:06:22.760 --> 01:06:25.440 That was like the biggest it was on everything you 1348 01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:27.639 do the research. We'll cover it on an episode Son 1349 01:06:27.679 --> 01:06:32.320 of a Bit Simon Mary. Can't I fucking remember his name? Anyways? 1350 01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:35.920 Carry on? Sorry, somebody, if anyone can help me, thank you. 1351 01:06:37.440 --> 01:06:40.760 So you might think it was just the ramblings of 1352 01:06:40.840 --> 01:06:45.920 this fucking guy but supposedly excel except when the concrete 1353 01:06:46.000 --> 01:06:49.960 was poured to replace some flooring after a gas explosion 1354 01:06:50.159 --> 01:06:54.679 in eighteen ninety eight, six to eight, perfect paw prints 1355 01:06:55.360 --> 01:07:00.519 were found indented in to It is that wild? 1356 01:07:01.719 --> 01:07:04.039 That is wild, And I am listening, but I'm very 1357 01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:06.000 upset about why I can't remember this guy's name. 1358 01:07:06.039 --> 01:07:06.920 All Right, I figured it out. 1359 01:07:06.960 --> 01:07:08.039 It's fucking live special. 1360 01:07:08.440 --> 01:07:14.000 Everybody, wait until Billy could figure out who this rapist is? 1361 01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:18.159 Can you say that on YouTube? Fucking But how do 1362 01:07:18.239 --> 01:07:19.039 I even google this? 1363 01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:23.920 That professional swimmer that sexually assaulted a woman at the party? 1364 01:07:25.360 --> 01:07:26.320 Do we need to do that? 1365 01:07:26.599 --> 01:07:28.920 Like I guess I went on a rambling about the government. 1366 01:07:29.000 --> 01:07:32.639 So let Billy fucking figure out his shit. This is 1367 01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:34.280 kind of fun to go live. You don't go live 1368 01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:35.280 episodes on rock. 1369 01:07:36.320 --> 01:07:38.519 This brock fucking Turner. Do you remember that? Do you 1370 01:07:38.599 --> 01:07:40.119 remember that name? It was massive? 1371 01:07:40.400 --> 01:07:40.639 Altho? 1372 01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:42.079 This was like twenty sixteen. 1373 01:07:42.119 --> 01:07:43.920 All right, tell me the story billy while we're fucking 1374 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:44.559 live here. 1375 01:07:44.639 --> 01:07:46.599 So I still remember. I don't even have to read it. 1376 01:07:46.679 --> 01:07:48.840 So basically, he went to a party with a bunch 1377 01:07:48.880 --> 01:07:53.840 of his friends, and uh, I went to a party 1378 01:07:53.880 --> 01:07:56.199 with a bunch of his friends, and uh yeah, I 1379 01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:59.320 guess a girl pasted out and then they all kind 1380 01:07:59.360 --> 01:08:03.000 of took advantage of her, and uh, that's what I said. 1381 01:08:02.960 --> 01:08:06.360 Brock her. Yeah, because he wasn't checking the thing, thank you, so, 1382 01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:09.239 but I asked for it. Uh yeah. But anyways, he 1383 01:08:09.480 --> 01:08:11.480 ended up sectually a Celtices girl. They go to court. 1384 01:08:11.599 --> 01:08:13.960 It was a massive fucking case because he got off 1385 01:08:14.039 --> 01:08:17.439 basically scott free with the uh basically one of the 1386 01:08:17.920 --> 01:08:20.520 one of the defending lines was boys will be boys 1387 01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:23.920 and he has a bright future ahead of him. So 1388 01:08:24.439 --> 01:08:27.399 why did you Uh, it's a boy. Okay, shut up, 1389 01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:29.840 but it's not fucked up? Dude, How did you not 1390 01:08:29.960 --> 01:08:32.039 know about that? That was like the biggest news ever. 1391 01:08:32.119 --> 01:08:34.760 That was I kind of remember it happened so often. 1392 01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:39.840 No, no, no, this one was like next level, Like well, 1393 01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:43.039 that's kind of the gist of it is he basically 1394 01:08:43.159 --> 01:08:46.720 got off fucking Scott free. He just like blatantly got 1395 01:08:46.840 --> 01:08:51.800 accused as guilty, but and he's got a bright future 1396 01:08:51.880 --> 01:08:52.399 ahead of him. 1397 01:08:52.479 --> 01:08:55.399 So let's not football players and stuff that fucked. 1398 01:08:55.600 --> 01:08:59.279 I know Michael Vick didn't get that. He didn't Michael 1399 01:08:59.319 --> 01:09:00.680 vickup fucking I know. 1400 01:09:01.399 --> 01:09:03.399 I love Michael Vick, though I. 1401 01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:07.319 Don't know like Michael Vick. I'm glad he fucking his dog, 1402 01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:09.600 his stupid little dog. 1403 01:09:09.560 --> 01:09:18.119 Ring fucking wild. Fuck him with chickens. Fuck chickens. Fuck chickens. 1404 01:09:18.199 --> 01:09:20.239 Chickens are okay, you want to come up the most 1405 01:09:20.279 --> 01:09:22.760 fucking story, and this chicken might fucking haunt you, bro, 1406 01:09:22.960 --> 01:09:23.640 so be careful. 1407 01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:26.680 I'm fucking literally got chicken catching in my blood. 1408 01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:29.000 What do you think of DC the cat Man? 1409 01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:34.600 Wow? Fuck a cat? Literally, fuck a cat. 1410 01:09:34.920 --> 01:09:39.760 Literally, this is fucking This is Billy after he fucked 1411 01:09:39.800 --> 01:09:45.000 the cat. It's coming for your book. Do you see 1412 01:09:45.039 --> 01:09:48.479 the cat and like people claim, this is fucking real, 1413 01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:51.680 like people see him all sorts of crazy fucking ship. 1414 01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:56.439 Newgate Prison, once stood by Old Bailey, was home to 1415 01:09:56.520 --> 01:09:59.359 a supernatural hound that was an omen of of bad luck. 1416 01:10:00.159 --> 01:10:01.399 A prisoner inmate. 1417 01:10:01.159 --> 01:10:04.239 First wrote about the hound in fifteen ninety six. It 1418 01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:08.279 recounted that during the terrible famine in London. The prisoners 1419 01:10:08.800 --> 01:10:14.079 and the prisoner inmates had turned the cannibalism to stay alive. 1420 01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:18.560 A scholar once imprisoned at the time having been accused 1421 01:10:18.640 --> 01:10:22.439 of witchcraft, and no sooner he had arrived than he 1422 01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:25.920 was overpowered by strong men and eighten. 1423 01:10:26.359 --> 01:10:30.279 So they targeted the witch eyighten, eaten. 1424 01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:34.640 Eaten, eaten, aiden, eten. He was eight, he was eight, 1425 01:10:35.199 --> 01:10:40.239 He got eight, he got it, he was. 1426 01:10:42.239 --> 01:10:45.680 He was eight. The fuck is that? That's a that's 1427 01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:48.520 a weird one. What is the proper way to say that? 1428 01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:53.159 Like he got heating hanged? I fucking hate that. You 1429 01:10:53.319 --> 01:10:55.680 are right about that, and that still sounds so wrong. 1430 01:10:55.800 --> 01:10:58.520 I fucking hate that shit too. They got that, they 1431 01:10:58.560 --> 01:10:59.119 were hanged. 1432 01:10:59.399 --> 01:11:02.000 So the so this scholar, which is wild because this 1433 01:11:02.119 --> 01:11:05.920 is this is literally the medieval times, fifteen hundreds, someone 1434 01:11:06.000 --> 01:11:09.880 accused of witchcraft, probably because he was smarter than everybody else. 1435 01:11:09.920 --> 01:11:12.680 And they're like, no, no, you're a fucking warlock, bro, How. 1436 01:11:12.680 --> 01:11:16.039 Did you know that? How did you know? Because I'm 1437 01:11:16.079 --> 01:11:19.920 a psychic? Yeah, I took a course. 1438 01:11:20.720 --> 01:11:20.920 Man. 1439 01:11:22.640 --> 01:11:26.039 You don't believe in the supernatural aspects of reality and 1440 01:11:26.079 --> 01:11:28.800 how there could be people that could tap into that? 1441 01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:31.680 You know, what the best part is is, I do 1442 01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:34.560 believe that. You know, what I also believe is that 1443 01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:37.520 any person that could physically do that would never charge 1444 01:11:37.560 --> 01:11:38.119 money to do. 1445 01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:40.680 That for other people have to make a living. 1446 01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:45.319 Know this person would have their living signed out things 1447 01:11:45.399 --> 01:11:50.640 like lottery numbers, like things like other avenues. They would 1448 01:11:50.640 --> 01:11:52.680 know who would win that football game. They don't need 1449 01:11:52.800 --> 01:11:54.600 to fucking charge one hundred. 1450 01:11:55.840 --> 01:11:57.399 But sometimes people like. 1451 01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:00.720 I've told you about the story when Chelsea went to 1452 01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:04.760 the psychic and it knew stuff about Chelsea that impossible 1453 01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:05.479 to fucking. 1454 01:12:05.399 --> 01:12:08.039 You're right, but there there's and then there's been a 1455 01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:11.199 ridiculous amount have you ever searched debunking videos at all? 1456 01:12:11.760 --> 01:12:13.840 Like at all, I've ever watched like, don't watch those things. 1457 01:12:13.880 --> 01:12:16.039 And people like are like, they'll come out, they'll be like, 1458 01:12:16.079 --> 01:12:18.000 I've been a professional psychic for thirty years. 1459 01:12:18.560 --> 01:12:20.560 This is how I did it. And they're like, they'll 1460 01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:23.640 lay down the ride. I know, it's like a magician psychology. There. 1461 01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:26.439 I do believe it is possible. I made the joke 1462 01:12:26.479 --> 01:12:29.039 that when I do believe, I do. I agree with you. 1463 01:12:29.199 --> 01:12:30.239 I believe it's possible. 1464 01:12:30.319 --> 01:12:32.720 I believe any single one of them that charges money 1465 01:12:32.760 --> 01:12:34.880 per hour to bring in random people into them is 1466 01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:37.319 a fake that straight up. 1467 01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:42.640 The psychic saw turmoil. Chelsea showed the psychic she went 1468 01:12:42.640 --> 01:12:46.359 to a picture of me, and she said that because supposedly, 1469 01:12:46.520 --> 01:12:48.840 and I've heard this through other psychics, is that they 1470 01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:51.439 a lot of the way they do this, they have 1471 01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:54.119 spirits in the actual world and they're coming in contact 1472 01:12:54.159 --> 01:12:55.319 with them and it will almost be. 1473 01:12:55.399 --> 01:12:55.880 Like a line. 1474 01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:58.800 Sounds weird, but according to this, like if you just 1475 01:12:59.000 --> 01:13:02.760 play it like it's fact. So people like spirits kind 1476 01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:05.079 of can allow themselves to talk and give your grandfather, 1477 01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.960 your grandmother, whoever wants to kind of come in and communicate. 1478 01:13:08.720 --> 01:13:10.520 And they were used like they're like a conduit, right, 1479 01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:13.680 able to kind of like connect with the other side 1480 01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:15.239 and these people so they have to kind of wait 1481 01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:15.680 their turn. 1482 01:13:16.279 --> 01:13:21.199 And when Chelsea showed the picture of me to the psychic, 1483 01:13:21.600 --> 01:13:23.800 it's like said everybody stood up and. 1484 01:13:24.000 --> 01:13:25.920 Was like wanting to say something. And I was like, 1485 01:13:26.560 --> 01:13:29.840 and there's like stuff that like said about me that. 1486 01:13:30.039 --> 01:13:31.800 Ken you're getting married. 1487 01:13:32.279 --> 01:13:34.920 I know that came true about like my behavior. 1488 01:13:35.039 --> 01:13:38.479 Later on I was getting married, congratulated. It's in October. 1489 01:13:38.960 --> 01:13:42.760 Fucking finally, I'm a ruin the whole wedding. 1490 01:13:43.159 --> 01:13:44.520 You better, I'm gonna do it. 1491 01:13:44.800 --> 01:13:46.920 He's my best man. It's gonna be a wild fucking time. 1492 01:13:46.960 --> 01:13:47.840 I just want to party. 1493 01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:50.560 I am to making Chelsea's parents are gonna be so 1494 01:13:50.720 --> 01:13:52.800 nervous about the rest of her life when I'm done 1495 01:13:52.880 --> 01:13:53.319 my speech. 1496 01:13:53.880 --> 01:13:58.159 Fucking bet or not, Man, you have to say something nice. 1497 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.640 I don't have to say ship. You can't tell me 1498 01:14:00.720 --> 01:14:01.279 I'm gonna. 1499 01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:03.800 Put a shot collar on you not tonight. 1500 01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:04.039 Man. 1501 01:14:04.520 --> 01:14:07.239 If you ruined Chelsea's fucking wedding night, I won't. 1502 01:14:07.279 --> 01:14:09.720 She'll be very happy. I guarantee you. 1503 01:14:09.760 --> 01:14:12.159 I can walk a fine line where Chelsea's still laughing 1504 01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:13.960 and her family isn't. 1505 01:14:15.319 --> 01:14:15.479 Well. 1506 01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:17.199 Her dad knows me, and her mom knows me well 1507 01:14:17.319 --> 01:14:18.319 enough to know that I am. 1508 01:14:19.720 --> 01:14:22.760 Uh anything. 1509 01:14:23.399 --> 01:14:23.880 Uh So. 1510 01:14:25.479 --> 01:14:29.760 There, Jesus, this fucking prison, right, this guy gets killed. 1511 01:14:30.119 --> 01:14:32.000 This guy get I knew you were gonna do it anyway. 1512 01:14:32.319 --> 01:14:35.399 This guy gets killed for being a witch. They get 1513 01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:38.239 overpowered by the inmates strong men, and they ate him 1514 01:14:38.279 --> 01:14:41.039 because they're like, who's the weakest dude in the fucking room. Oh, 1515 01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:45.600 the guy believes in witchcraft was shortly after the inmates 1516 01:14:45.680 --> 01:14:47.520 began seeing a large black dog. 1517 01:14:47.520 --> 01:14:48.640 Roaming in the corridors. 1518 01:14:48.920 --> 01:14:52.119 One by one, each man who had eaten the scholar 1519 01:14:52.600 --> 01:14:55.359 was hunted down and torn apart by the beast. When 1520 01:14:55.399 --> 01:14:58.399 the number had dwindled to only a handful of remaining 1521 01:14:58.520 --> 01:15:01.560 men who had eaten the skollar, they were deranged with 1522 01:15:01.720 --> 01:15:04.520 fear and broke out of the prison to escape the 1523 01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:05.399 terrible dog. 1524 01:15:06.239 --> 01:15:11.000 It is said that no man really escaped. However, those 1525 01:15:11.159 --> 01:15:14.680 last murderers were found by the dog and met the 1526 01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:16.960 same fate as their fellow inmates. 1527 01:15:17.479 --> 01:15:21.760 Are we getting out? But anyways? Are we getting to 1528 01:15:21.880 --> 01:15:25.520 the point where that that fucked up like weird almost 1529 01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:28.800 porno fucking picture he showed up? Stories coming up? 1530 01:15:28.880 --> 01:15:29.600 Well, we'll get there. 1531 01:15:29.760 --> 01:15:30.359 There's some there. 1532 01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:33.359 There's there's some fun stuff coming. I don't worry, some 1533 01:15:33.439 --> 01:15:34.119 fun stuff coming. 1534 01:15:38.119 --> 01:15:38.840 What we got now. 1535 01:15:44.079 --> 01:15:47.600 It's Jahn and Ford put together as a word, The Ford. 1536 01:15:48.000 --> 01:15:50.039 The Ford Warren. 1537 01:15:49.800 --> 01:15:53.880 Lodge was built on the Brecks, an ancient and wild 1538 01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:58.880 landscape in Norfolk where prehistoric farmers once kept sheep and rabbits. 1539 01:15:59.479 --> 01:16:02.920 The lad was built in the fourteen hundreds by nearby 1540 01:16:03.039 --> 01:16:08.520 monks and supposedly the residents of the Warriner. 1541 01:16:09.560 --> 01:16:11.520 I don't know these ancient terms. 1542 01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:13.880 The man in charge of maintaining and catching rabbits, I 1543 01:16:13.880 --> 01:16:15.560 guess on the bres not don't even know to. 1544 01:16:15.560 --> 01:16:18.359 Brex is for food and their skins. 1545 01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.319 So there is one dude that it would kill the 1546 01:16:22.399 --> 01:16:24.479 animals for food and sustenance. 1547 01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:26.199 He did all the work right. 1548 01:16:27.560 --> 01:16:32.199 The brecks are filled with small rabbits and burrows, and 1549 01:16:33.000 --> 01:16:35.680 one enormous white rabbit. 1550 01:16:37.079 --> 01:16:42.960 Just came back for revenge. Eyes he said, to haunt 1551 01:16:43.199 --> 01:16:46.159 the lodge. And there's an omen of death you killed 1552 01:16:47.159 --> 01:16:49.239 whoever is unlucky enough to see it. 1553 01:16:50.520 --> 01:16:53.319 Perhaps it has something to do with the old leper 1554 01:16:53.560 --> 01:16:58.880 hospital of Saint Margaret close by. Maybe you know, like 1555 01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.720 leprosy right, a terrible I know, I know, which was 1556 01:17:02.880 --> 01:17:05.840 rated for silver and burnt to the ground in thirteen 1557 01:17:05.880 --> 01:17:08.079 oh four. It's like an old legend. 1558 01:17:08.000 --> 01:17:10.079 Rated old legend. 1559 01:17:10.159 --> 01:17:13.880 They have so much silver there because people would hoard 1560 01:17:14.000 --> 01:17:17.159 money in wealth and obviously back then it was coins 1561 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:19.079 and thirteen hundreds. 1562 01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:23.439 Uh so lead scary? Oh is that the that that's 1563 01:17:23.520 --> 01:17:27.079 the human clown. It's the rabbit. He's not a clown, 1564 01:17:27.119 --> 01:17:29.640 he's a rabbit man. He's look at his face. It's 1565 01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:33.720 a skulls a clown. It's a fucking skull man, He's 1566 01:17:33.760 --> 01:17:37.159 a clown. Skull makeup. No, I'm saying he is a clown. 1567 01:17:37.760 --> 01:17:38.239 What is a he? 1568 01:17:42.399 --> 01:17:46.039 This is fun fund a little poke, but uh numerous 1569 01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:48.159 So this is fine. So nobody knows what the fuck happened. 1570 01:17:48.199 --> 01:17:51.119 So people claim to see this fucking giant rabbit and 1571 01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:53.479 I'm sure the guys it's like a horror movie or 1572 01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:56.239 some weird fucking like comedy film where the guy that 1573 01:17:56.319 --> 01:17:58.279 like kills all the rabbits for like sustenance and to 1574 01:17:58.359 --> 01:18:01.359 feed the monks and be like, here you go, fucking. 1575 01:18:01.079 --> 01:18:05.119 Don't deal me today. I will win or I will die. 1576 01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:09.199 And then this fucking I love how I picked that 1577 01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:11.279 randomly and I was like, that worked out good. I 1578 01:18:11.439 --> 01:18:12.880 like what my random text workout. 1579 01:18:13.479 --> 01:18:16.000 We'll change it, uh and we'll go down the fucking thanks, 1580 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:17.479 So you can just pick one, Yeah, give me a 1581 01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:22.920 new one anyways, carrying so fucking stupid. I like randomly 1582 01:18:22.960 --> 01:18:24.840 doing it and seeing if it actually matches. 1583 01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:32.680 The athanel Hampton House a large estate in Dorset near Dorchester, England, 1584 01:18:33.119 --> 01:18:37.359 but perhaps the most famous of all the spectral is 1585 01:18:37.439 --> 01:18:39.159 the ghost of Martin. 1586 01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:51.720 Prepping for later a pet ape, what a pet ape, 1587 01:18:52.680 --> 01:18:53.880 pet bape, pet baite. 1588 01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:58.000 I couldn't find any images of ghostly fucking apes. 1589 01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:00.720 I tried, but what you could find was a eight pimp. 1590 01:19:01.359 --> 01:19:04.119 That's eight pimp was on the roster. 1591 01:19:04.319 --> 01:19:06.279 Can you describe what the image is showing for the 1592 01:19:06.359 --> 01:19:07.000 audio listeners. 1593 01:19:07.000 --> 01:19:13.359 It's a pimp with two beautiful apes wearing bikinis, but 1594 01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:15.880 he's clearly but ass fucking naked. 1595 01:19:16.000 --> 01:19:18.000 Look at those fucking look at how the fucking jugs 1596 01:19:18.079 --> 01:19:18.960 he looks, and. 1597 01:19:19.039 --> 01:19:23.319 He looks like he's fucking rocked off fucking heroin, yeah, 1598 01:19:23.439 --> 01:19:24.800 or some sort of fucking shit. 1599 01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:25.920 So I couldn't find it. 1600 01:19:26.199 --> 01:19:31.640 I literally look was like ghost apes, ghostly apes, spirits 1601 01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:33.840 of an ape, and it just fucking came up with 1602 01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:35.520 the weirdest shit on fucking Google. 1603 01:19:36.039 --> 01:19:36.880 So weird. 1604 01:19:37.239 --> 01:19:39.920 But perhaps the most famous of the spectrumities is this 1605 01:19:40.079 --> 01:19:44.399 ghost This Martin a pet ape, possibly a chimpanzee, that 1606 01:19:44.600 --> 01:19:50.119 belonged to William Martin, his family, who built the Athelhampton 1607 01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:54.279 in fourteen eighty five. Legend has it that Martin suffered 1608 01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:58.560 a gnarly fate when he was accidentally sealed up in 1609 01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:04.399 a room of the Anthel Hampton and died of starvation. 1610 01:20:04.560 --> 01:20:06.680 How he gets sealed in a room? Have you ever 1611 01:20:06.960 --> 01:20:08.760 like outside Lock? Like boat Lock? You think? 1612 01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:11.960 Have you ever seen Nope? 1613 01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:16.960 That movie? 1614 01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:19.880 Oh man, I'm such a horror fan and people are 1615 01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:21.800 gonna shoot on me for this and I'm like the 1616 01:20:21.840 --> 01:20:27.640 guy from fucking Saturday or uh uh the other one, 1617 01:20:27.720 --> 01:20:32.840 the cheaper version of that cheaper version. Jordan Peele Breakfast Television, 1618 01:20:33.319 --> 01:20:38.199 Mad TV. So Jordan Peele, obviously acclaimed horror director. Like 1619 01:20:38.319 --> 01:20:40.359 I like some most of his stuff, I couldn't really 1620 01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:43.760 get into us as much, but people say I should 1621 01:20:43.800 --> 01:20:44.279 revisit it. 1622 01:20:44.720 --> 01:20:46.039 Uh but if you have never. 1623 01:20:46.000 --> 01:20:49.560 Seen Nope, no whole new take on what a UFO 1624 01:20:49.680 --> 01:20:52.000 could be, it's and I think you would like it 1625 01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:56.399 because it's it's a good movie and there is a 1626 01:20:56.520 --> 01:21:02.159 scene of this chimpanzee that go was fucking crazy, and it's. 1627 01:21:02.039 --> 01:21:04.840 This weird, alluring thing throughout like the film. 1628 01:21:05.800 --> 01:21:08.479 Watch it, let me know your opinions, because it kind 1629 01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:11.239 of reminds me of this of like an ape gone 1630 01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:16.239 fucking freaking out crazy. But they locked him in, he 1631 01:21:16.319 --> 01:21:22.720 did so they locked him in a room, which is 1632 01:21:22.800 --> 01:21:24.920 sad because how do you deal with a monkey? 1633 01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:27.000 First of all, like, how do you you can't? 1634 01:21:27.079 --> 01:21:31.039 Fucking people are like he's so cute, Like eventually, eventually 1635 01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:32.319 want to get into I want to get into an 1636 01:21:32.319 --> 01:21:37.039 episode on Ship on nine one one calls like the 1637 01:21:37.319 --> 01:21:39.439 craziest now on want calls, and I do want to 1638 01:21:39.439 --> 01:21:43.039 get the one where this woman is freaking out because 1639 01:21:43.079 --> 01:21:45.399 the ape has gone like a pet. She had went 1640 01:21:45.560 --> 01:21:48.800 freaked out and like killed her friend and she's on 1641 01:21:49.000 --> 01:21:51.720 the phone with the cops as the fucking ape is 1642 01:21:51.800 --> 01:21:56.720 like eating her friend. Yeah, just wait, I've I've always 1643 01:21:56.760 --> 01:21:58.680 wanted to do this for an episode, and I'm gonna 1644 01:21:58.720 --> 01:21:59.920 find a lot of stuff for it's going. 1645 01:22:00.239 --> 01:22:02.800 Did you imagine not being able to overpower a monkey? 1646 01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:08.079 Why are you that fucking kidding dude? Some pet monkey? Dude? 1647 01:22:08.199 --> 01:22:11.520 Do you have any idea that the strength that even 1648 01:22:11.560 --> 01:22:14.720 a chimponse he has. It's like fucking forty apes have that. 1649 01:22:15.359 --> 01:22:19.600 But chimpanzees are incredibly strong and have crazy sharp teeth. 1650 01:22:20.000 --> 01:22:25.119 They're like the tear you apart. You think I'm not 1651 01:22:25.199 --> 01:22:27.439 gonna beat a bear, but I'll bet a fucking chimp. 1652 01:22:28.039 --> 01:22:31.000 I doubt that very much, sir. Oh fuck you chimp. 1653 01:22:31.359 --> 01:22:32.960 I don't think. I don't think I don't know, come 1654 01:22:33.039 --> 01:22:33.319 match you. 1655 01:22:34.039 --> 01:22:36.000 You don't think I do not think that you could 1656 01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:36.920 go against anate man. 1657 01:22:38.000 --> 01:22:42.960 It's all fake news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen, Yeah. 1658 01:22:42.880 --> 01:22:43.960 Yeah, never would. 1659 01:22:44.520 --> 01:22:48.359 But they're incredibly strong, so supposedly he died in this 1660 01:22:48.560 --> 01:22:50.359 room that they were like, you can't do with fucking 1661 01:22:50.439 --> 01:22:52.520 Martin anymore. So they sealed it off, locking off, and 1662 01:22:52.640 --> 01:22:55.319 then fucking Martin has to live in this room by 1663 01:22:55.439 --> 01:22:57.880 some starves to death, sad they forget about him, so 1664 01:22:58.000 --> 01:22:58.960 fucking za from Martin. 1665 01:22:59.640 --> 01:22:59.760 Uh. 1666 01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:03.199 Others, however, claim that Martin is an overall happy ghost 1667 01:23:03.279 --> 01:23:08.439 who expresses his happiness uh in a rather. 1668 01:23:09.920 --> 01:23:11.880 Crude manner. Throw poop. 1669 01:23:12.159 --> 01:23:15.039 He throw poop poos at the fucking he's kidding. 1670 01:23:15.680 --> 01:23:19.279 Several visitors claim that they hear Martin laughing while he 1671 01:23:19.479 --> 01:23:24.760 pleasures himself. Can you give me an audio interpretation of 1672 01:23:24.840 --> 01:23:31.479 what that would sound like? You gotta come on, it's 1673 01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:32.279 a monkey. 1674 01:23:39.640 --> 01:23:45.800 And this holds any truth. Okay, it holds any truth. 1675 01:23:46.640 --> 01:23:51.840 Imagine it's kind of image is appropriate now, But imagine 1676 01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:57.000 if you heard that coming through the walls, You're like, noise? 1677 01:23:57.399 --> 01:24:01.159 Is that? Like? 1678 01:24:01.199 --> 01:24:01.720 You know what I mean? 1679 01:24:02.319 --> 01:24:04.479 WHOA, that's not life and that's just him coming. 1680 01:24:05.319 --> 01:24:08.159 Some say, this Randy side of the ape comes out 1681 01:24:08.960 --> 01:24:14.720 Martin has an infactuation with William Martin's daughters and that 1682 01:24:14.880 --> 01:24:19.960 she might be responsible for his early demise because, according 1683 01:24:20.079 --> 01:24:26.520 to this is that the the ape tried to either 1684 01:24:26.600 --> 01:24:31.640 it was in love or tried to our word right 1685 01:24:31.680 --> 01:24:33.239 pay like French right. 1686 01:24:34.760 --> 01:24:37.479 My dumb fucking ass that you meant retarded. 1687 01:24:38.439 --> 01:24:39.159 Yeah, yeah, one of. 1688 01:24:39.199 --> 01:24:39.880 The our words. 1689 01:24:40.600 --> 01:24:42.880 So and then suppose he was infactuated by the one 1690 01:24:42.920 --> 01:24:45.279 guy's daughter. Yeah, and uh. 1691 01:24:45.479 --> 01:24:47.640 And then so that probably could have been one of 1692 01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:50.760 the reasons why they locked him in a room. 1693 01:24:51.199 --> 01:24:55.399 Okay, and then that's fair. That's fair. That's a fair 1694 01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:57.520 reason to lock somebody when. 1695 01:24:57.439 --> 01:25:02.039 People now hear him getting off U given the claim 1696 01:25:02.119 --> 01:25:04.319 that she locked herself in the room to end her 1697 01:25:04.359 --> 01:25:09.359 own life following heartbreak and not knowing Martin followed her 1698 01:25:09.600 --> 01:25:19.000 inside perfectly did that? Wow finger on the draw, bro, 1699 01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:22.560 I just guessed. 1700 01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:25.439 I know I'm a chance. See. Actually, you know what 1701 01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:27.800 it actually is is the reason I don't like sex. 1702 01:25:27.880 --> 01:25:28.720 It is because I am one. 1703 01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:34.199 Please blake, please know jibbish tonight, please, I beg you. 1704 01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:40.000 It's all fake news. It's phony stuff. It didn't happen. 1705 01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:51.439 Jewet cominess, your communists, Jewet Cominess, Bud, so many fun. 1706 01:25:51.319 --> 01:25:52.000 Things on this ship. 1707 01:25:53.720 --> 01:25:55.880 Well that's a fucking wild story either way. 1708 01:25:56.000 --> 01:25:59.199 That is the crazy, wild, fucking story that like, and 1709 01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:01.399 that's why they love him in a room because imagine 1710 01:26:01.439 --> 01:26:03.359 you come home and you know it's back in the 1711 01:26:03.479 --> 01:26:05.319 day and the mom and dad are out and they're 1712 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:06.239 like having the they're. 1713 01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:07.960 Fucking, she got a nice gown on. 1714 01:26:08.159 --> 01:26:10.359 It's like a horror movie, and like, you know they're 1715 01:26:10.359 --> 01:26:14.479 coming back last even champagne. Yeah, they're out dancing and 1716 01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:17.960 then they're like, where's our fucking daughter? And then where's 1717 01:26:18.039 --> 01:26:20.000 Martin and the like who find it sounds like a 1718 01:26:20.000 --> 01:26:23.560 horror movie. They find him in a room like holding 1719 01:26:23.640 --> 01:26:26.479 her dead body that he like fucking plumbing to death 1720 01:26:26.600 --> 01:26:29.359 and killed and like it because who knows. 1721 01:26:31.840 --> 01:26:33.960 How the ape killed the woman he was in love with, 1722 01:26:34.720 --> 01:26:35.520 Like it's King Kong. 1723 01:26:37.079 --> 01:26:37.560 It's sad. 1724 01:26:38.079 --> 01:26:40.640 So this will eventually be coming on our Hell series, 1725 01:26:41.039 --> 01:26:44.000 which maybe this summer. It's a lot of extensive research 1726 01:26:44.319 --> 01:26:48.039 and it is essentially almost a month, if not a 1727 01:26:48.399 --> 01:26:51.960 month and a half of getting into nothing but hell shit, 1728 01:26:52.079 --> 01:26:57.079 satanic shit, but just outside Dublin in Wicklow Mountains. 1729 01:26:58.520 --> 01:27:01.279 Is the hell Fire Club only cup more was the house? 1730 01:27:01.640 --> 01:27:03.760 Was the Health Fire Club, Haunting Lodge, the health You 1731 01:27:03.800 --> 01:27:06.520 don't know about Health Fire Club. You want to be 1732 01:27:06.600 --> 01:27:07.439 on that episode, We're not going. 1733 01:27:07.439 --> 01:27:09.680 To do the whole fucking We can't get extensively into 1734 01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:11.720 the research of the Health Fire Club on this episode. 1735 01:27:12.279 --> 01:27:13.840 If you want to be on that ship, it's finely wow, 1736 01:27:13.920 --> 01:27:14.760 all right, carry on. 1737 01:27:15.359 --> 01:27:18.399 Haunted Hunting Lodge that was placed right on top of 1738 01:27:18.560 --> 01:27:23.079 an ancient barrel mound. It's said that the Speaker Colony, 1739 01:27:23.239 --> 01:27:27.439 the builder of the lodge, used the standing stone from 1740 01:27:28.119 --> 01:27:29.479 uh it's supposed to be. 1741 01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:32.199 It's so it gets in the satanic stuff. 1742 01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:34.239 But the club itself was founded by Richard Parsons in 1743 01:27:34.319 --> 01:27:38.079 seventeen thirty five, was known for Satanism and members practicing 1744 01:27:38.159 --> 01:27:42.520 black magic cats and some servants were sacrificed to the 1745 01:27:42.640 --> 01:27:43.159 devil there. 1746 01:27:43.840 --> 01:27:47.279 Oh good, so that's always a fun glad time. I 1747 01:27:47.399 --> 01:27:49.399 hope that that was one. I hope both those were 1748 01:27:49.479 --> 01:27:49.920 the cats. 1749 01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:53.479 The cat I fucking forgot to bring it up with 1750 01:27:53.520 --> 01:27:56.479 this season. That's a guy I fucking like DC. I guess, 1751 01:27:56.560 --> 01:27:59.239 fucking fun stuff. He seems like an important dude. He's 1752 01:27:59.239 --> 01:28:02.960 got a lot of you know, so a lot of 1753 01:28:03.000 --> 01:28:05.039 they sacrificed a lot of fucking cats. Oh there's the 1754 01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:08.760 horse image, nice horsey, horsey ghost. You know stuff I 1755 01:28:08.840 --> 01:28:09.840 forgot to bring up. 1756 01:28:11.560 --> 01:28:11.760 Ah. 1757 01:28:12.000 --> 01:28:15.920 So, one famous story tells of a visitor to the 1758 01:28:16.000 --> 01:28:19.119 area went one night to see the Lodge, the place 1759 01:28:19.239 --> 01:28:23.000 that had such intriguing in a mysterious reputation. 1760 01:28:23.680 --> 01:28:25.119 He was found dead the next morning. 1761 01:28:25.800 --> 01:28:30.239 His host thought with horror that he must have been 1762 01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:32.199 murdered at the Hellfire Club. 1763 01:28:32.399 --> 01:28:32.840 That night. 1764 01:28:33.960 --> 01:28:37.479 He went to the local priest his stick sect to 1765 01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:41.520 find out what happened. When they arrived at the Hellfire Club, 1766 01:28:41.560 --> 01:28:45.359 they found a great banquet laid out and a black 1767 01:28:45.439 --> 01:28:50.159 cat stalking the room. Food everywhere, big, nice laid out 1768 01:28:50.199 --> 01:28:50.840 table of food. 1769 01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:54.600 You know, it was huge. 1770 01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:58.399 It was it was like ear shaped like horns. I 1771 01:28:58.439 --> 01:29:00.640 don't know what that's in it, but ear shape like horns. 1772 01:29:00.880 --> 01:29:06.880 The priest, I don't know. Oh, it's like cat with shoes. 1773 01:29:07.039 --> 01:29:09.039 I got that right away. 1774 01:29:09.079 --> 01:29:12.560 But also what's also funny is my initial thought was 1775 01:29:13.159 --> 01:29:16.960 ears that were like like wrap like almost like like 1776 01:29:17.039 --> 01:29:17.880 a waffle cone. 1777 01:29:18.640 --> 01:29:21.079 So people thought it was like a horn. It was like, 1778 01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:23.680 it was like an ear, We're gonna metal shop today. 1779 01:29:23.760 --> 01:29:25.640 We had two parts that came out today that looked 1780 01:29:25.640 --> 01:29:27.359 like fucking horns, and I was like, hail State. 1781 01:29:28.479 --> 01:29:31.560 Fun fun time, you guys. 1782 01:29:31.600 --> 01:29:35.039 Eventually, if you guys are Patreon subscribers, uh, there's plans 1783 01:29:35.159 --> 01:29:37.920 next week. These two guys from work that are wild boys. 1784 01:29:37.960 --> 01:29:40.199 You like them, you'll probably meet. 1785 01:29:40.079 --> 01:29:45.479 The wild boys. I like living by the rules, funny little. 1786 01:29:45.279 --> 01:29:48.079 While he fucking just smokes the gars, loves whiskey and 1787 01:29:48.199 --> 01:29:52.279 has like this fucking loft out in the middle of 1788 01:29:52.399 --> 01:29:54.640 like the woods in the back of his parents' house 1789 01:29:54.680 --> 01:29:56.279 and sh like that. It's like he's like, you're gonna 1790 01:29:56.279 --> 01:29:58.640 fucking love it there, So we're gonna record a Patreon 1791 01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:02.159 episode of us to shooting. The share were called around Yeah, yeah, 1792 01:30:02.840 --> 01:30:06.079 I know, but he like, why wouldn't you live off 1793 01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:06.880 for free? 1794 01:30:07.159 --> 01:30:08.520 And they have property and stuff like that. 1795 01:30:08.720 --> 01:30:12.720 So realistically, if I was the parent, I would probably 1796 01:30:12.920 --> 01:30:16.119 encourage that, considering the economy nowadays, that if I had 1797 01:30:16.159 --> 01:30:18.760 the money to like house my kids in a different place, 1798 01:30:19.319 --> 01:30:22.239 not while I'm fucking you know, I think it's coming 1799 01:30:22.279 --> 01:30:23.840 and I'm fucking the old lady. 1800 01:30:23.880 --> 01:30:27.399 You know what, I mean then like I would man, Nah, I. 1801 01:30:27.479 --> 01:30:31.159 Mean, but that's coming for patreons, So everyone like get 1802 01:30:31.199 --> 01:30:32.800 ready for some of that, because I might bring them 1803 01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:33.279 on the show. 1804 01:30:33.560 --> 01:30:37.000 If this go as well, who knows, we might have 1805 01:30:37.439 --> 01:30:39.760 a couple of people pop in as guests. A lot 1806 01:30:39.800 --> 01:30:40.800 of fun content coming. 1807 01:30:41.720 --> 01:30:44.920 So supposed to be this cat, right, the fucking huge cat, 1808 01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:47.560 fucking these ears or shape like horns. 1809 01:30:47.600 --> 01:30:50.199 Bro, and the priests through holy water over the cat. 1810 01:30:51.840 --> 01:30:55.279 You know, but the power of Christ can tell ye 1811 01:30:56.119 --> 01:31:02.960 you know, ye yee sketchy ye, an act which tore 1812 01:31:03.039 --> 01:31:04.039 it into pieces. 1813 01:31:04.119 --> 01:31:06.159 The cat is torn to pieces. 1814 01:31:06.399 --> 01:31:08.720 When the priest went outside, he found the dead Man's 1815 01:31:08.760 --> 01:31:11.800 host lying on the grass. Oh so you throw weird 1816 01:31:12.039 --> 01:31:14.359 through holy water on the fucking cat. So he tore 1817 01:31:14.520 --> 01:31:17.039 somebody into pieces. He found dead man, the dead Man's 1818 01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:19.000 host lying on the grass with his neck and face 1819 01:31:19.079 --> 01:31:28.359 scratched deeply by only what could be described as powerful claws. Okay, 1820 01:31:28.960 --> 01:31:32.039 we have two more stories. Everybody, carry on, you said 1821 01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:36.000 two more ago. Let's fine, Billy, just enjoy yourself, joy yourself. 1822 01:31:36.039 --> 01:31:39.760 Bro, calm down, don't you cut Jesus what I got? 1823 01:31:39.840 --> 01:31:47.720 The dust just said, cat Jesus, I read cuts what 1824 01:31:47.840 --> 01:31:50.000 did I say for him to say, Bro, Billy. 1825 01:31:51.079 --> 01:31:52.520 Damn it, tell you had one drop. 1826 01:31:55.039 --> 01:31:59.039 Cat cat Buddy, we appreciate you. 1827 01:31:59.159 --> 01:32:02.319 You're a lovely Maybe I don't. 1828 01:32:02.359 --> 01:32:04.039 I don't know. I'm not assuming you're j Can you. 1829 01:32:04.079 --> 01:32:07.159 Give us an impression? Can you give us an impression 1830 01:32:07.159 --> 01:32:08.399 of cat? Jesus please. 1831 01:32:10.720 --> 01:32:10.840 Come? 1832 01:32:12.399 --> 01:32:13.159 It's supposed to be all. 1833 01:32:13.359 --> 01:32:15.000 Like I told Billy, I was like, I want to 1834 01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:17.640 do improv classes together because. 1835 01:32:18.279 --> 01:32:20.560 What I do, Like, I can do that, but what 1836 01:32:20.720 --> 01:32:23.319 I do ninety percent of the time, I'm always second 1837 01:32:23.399 --> 01:32:24.640 guessing if it's appropriate. 1838 01:32:26.560 --> 01:32:30.720 Is it though? So you could just do something basically Hell, 1839 01:32:31.239 --> 01:32:36.760 I walk on New Shallow baby, and then you got 1840 01:32:36.800 --> 01:32:40.039 the other bad one. It's like my dad killed me. 1841 01:32:41.079 --> 01:32:43.760 Yeah, he's like fucking stuck here trying to wake you 1842 01:32:43.840 --> 01:32:44.279 people up. 1843 01:32:44.439 --> 01:32:46.880 You got a cat nap. I know I can be 1844 01:32:47.159 --> 01:32:47.840 for some cats. 1845 01:32:48.039 --> 01:32:52.520 Sorry, I'm like I always say spiritual, but I'm not religious. 1846 01:32:52.640 --> 01:32:55.039 But I have so many friends that are Christian. I 1847 01:32:55.479 --> 01:32:57.119 joke with the dudes that we might have On the 1848 01:32:57.159 --> 01:33:01.479 Patreon episode, Brett in like, I was like, I was like, 1849 01:33:01.560 --> 01:33:04.560 you would believe in an imaginary guy named Yasawah. I 1850 01:33:04.720 --> 01:33:06.560 was like, do you like, do you like ask for Yasawa? 1851 01:33:06.640 --> 01:33:08.319 And you know, he's like, hang out with Yasawa all 1852 01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:08.960 the time, because. 1853 01:33:08.760 --> 01:33:09.640 That's Jesus's real name. 1854 01:33:09.840 --> 01:33:12.800 He's like, bro, you believe in fucking lizard people, And 1855 01:33:12.920 --> 01:33:16.960 I'm like, it is just as believable as fucking Jesus. 1856 01:33:17.840 --> 01:33:21.680 Hey, be honest, actually right there, that was just as 1857 01:33:22.720 --> 01:33:26.119 people are like, whoa wow, No, yeah, let's let's hang 1858 01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:27.039 back here for a minute. 1859 01:33:27.960 --> 01:33:32.439 How often do you shit on that whole thing, Jesus? 1860 01:33:32.640 --> 01:33:35.960 Not often? I think it's possible four times tonight. 1861 01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:39.479 Yeah, yeah, Hi, Kate, I'm not shitting on Jesus. 1862 01:33:39.520 --> 01:33:41.239 I've made the joke that sometimes I'm like, if you 1863 01:33:41.319 --> 01:33:44.520 are up there, don't hate me for questioning things and 1864 01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:48.640 being like, well, you have all these ancient gods that 1865 01:33:48.800 --> 01:33:52.760 I'll have the same premise before he existed. 1866 01:33:52.960 --> 01:33:57.119 What if the Reptilians have the exact same thing, but 1867 01:33:57.960 --> 01:34:01.520 it became so cut out of versus society that they're like, Okay, 1868 01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:03.079 we're not going to carry on that story. 1869 01:34:03.199 --> 01:34:05.760 Lucifer means bearer of light, but they rather you worship 1870 01:34:05.880 --> 01:34:08.960 Jesus in the words of Beast thirteen thirty three. So 1871 01:34:09.039 --> 01:34:11.920 it's the same thing the morning Sun. Lucifer. That's also 1872 01:34:12.000 --> 01:34:14.880 what they call Jesus. So there's like all these contradicting 1873 01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:16.800 things of this is atten. 1874 01:34:16.800 --> 01:34:20.079 The Bible was written by a fallen angel, fallen angel 1875 01:34:20.319 --> 01:34:23.319 who what does he stand against God and his tyranny? 1876 01:34:24.079 --> 01:34:27.760 Maybe because that's the idea of what these Luciferians believe, 1877 01:34:28.319 --> 01:34:34.640 is that that he stood against essentially God keeping men 1878 01:34:35.439 --> 01:34:39.279 and women in in this fucking like the ten my garden, bitch, 1879 01:34:39.560 --> 01:34:41.920 ten my garden, bitch, you don't tell my fucking garden 1880 01:34:42.079 --> 01:34:44.760 because I don't know game. I eventually want to get 1881 01:34:44.760 --> 01:34:44.960 into it. 1882 01:34:45.000 --> 01:34:47.279 If we're not, we're not getting into this anyways. We're 1883 01:34:47.319 --> 01:34:50.039 cutting this off right here at the fucking time. No, 1884 01:34:52.439 --> 01:34:55.439 next story, we're not. We're not going down the road. 1885 01:34:55.520 --> 01:34:55.960 Next story. 1886 01:34:56.720 --> 01:34:59.079 Next we're not. We're not doing how you're talking about pigs, 1887 01:34:59.159 --> 01:35:01.239 We're not doing it. Next star. Do you like pigs? 1888 01:35:01.439 --> 01:35:04.119 I love pigs. Pigs. I want to. I just told 1889 01:35:04.159 --> 01:35:07.800 you I want to. Pig? Is it phantom? 1890 01:35:07.880 --> 01:35:10.880 Soals that's supposed to be a ghost pig ghost It 1891 01:35:10.880 --> 01:35:12.600 looks like a Mario ghost pig. 1892 01:35:12.880 --> 01:35:15.319 Give me a ghostly uh ghostly pig? 1893 01:35:16.800 --> 01:35:22.600 Yeah, how the fucking you take it away. 1894 01:35:22.640 --> 01:35:25.079 I didn't think you were good, but I didn't scare. 1895 01:35:25.199 --> 01:35:29.760 Oh man, those like like those are like pig sounds. 1896 01:35:31.600 --> 01:35:32.840 Oh fucking. 1897 01:35:34.119 --> 01:35:36.560 That's fine, But like when they are getting like when 1898 01:35:36.600 --> 01:35:39.359 they're squealing and being fucking murdered as we eat them. 1899 01:35:39.800 --> 01:35:42.880 Pigs are fucking dance. Those noises are nuts. 1900 01:35:44.640 --> 01:35:48.279 A phantom sow and her piglets have haunted the mary 1901 01:35:48.319 --> 01:35:51.359 Pitt Hill for two hundred years, as legend goes, on 1902 01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:55.239 the misty nights, when raw walking the roads, you might 1903 01:35:55.279 --> 01:36:01.159 stumble across them making their way to cater Gate, starving 1904 01:36:01.279 --> 01:36:05.239 and searching for food. As legend has it, this sow 1905 01:36:05.680 --> 01:36:12.199 and its piglets new they travel to crater Gate they 1906 01:36:12.239 --> 01:36:15.680 would find a dead horse to eat, but upon their arrival, 1907 01:36:15.760 --> 01:36:19.640 the horse had already been picked clean by crows. The 1908 01:36:19.680 --> 01:36:22.800 pigs are said to speak to the pigs cry out. 1909 01:36:23.640 --> 01:36:27.399 Skinting bones. Skinting bones is what this fucking thing is 1910 01:36:27.399 --> 01:36:32.920 supposed to be, says, to which the sow replies, let 1911 01:36:33.039 --> 01:36:37.880 them lie, let them lie. Fucking scary back. They go, 1912 01:36:38.239 --> 01:36:42.680 then over the more searching for food, only appearing once 1913 01:36:42.840 --> 01:36:46.640 more when the night is foggy and dark. 1914 01:36:48.479 --> 01:36:51.359 It seems like we're always telling campfire stories that like 1915 01:36:51.520 --> 01:36:52.479 kind of aren't scary. 1916 01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:54.880 That's terrifying. 1917 01:36:55.720 --> 01:36:56.800 You want to see that ship? 1918 01:36:56.880 --> 01:36:57.000 Bro? 1919 01:36:57.560 --> 01:36:58.359 Is that what you want? 1920 01:37:01.640 --> 01:37:06.119 Holy fuck? Yeah, this is a fucking real story that 1921 01:37:06.439 --> 01:37:07.520 like look that. 1922 01:37:07.600 --> 01:37:09.000 Almost looks like dinosaur pic. 1923 01:37:09.199 --> 01:37:11.439 No, this is like that looks like you know, looks 1924 01:37:11.479 --> 01:37:16.199 like you remember those books in the Scholastic Yeah, it's 1925 01:37:16.239 --> 01:37:19.600 like animalorphs and it's like this guy turns into a bird. 1926 01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:21.960 It's very poorly written, and kids are like, I like this. 1927 01:37:23.920 --> 01:37:28.920 Now they have books like what's that book? Stop? Just stop? 1928 01:37:29.199 --> 01:37:31.640 What's the next one? Gender queer? 1929 01:37:31.760 --> 01:37:33.920 Whatever that book is? Like appearance would be like why 1930 01:37:34.039 --> 01:37:36.920 you have this on displayed fucking schools? 1931 01:37:37.439 --> 01:37:38.640 Because you say ship like that? 1932 01:37:38.800 --> 01:37:38.920 Now? 1933 01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:41.119 The reason that's how you because you say stuff like that. 1934 01:37:41.439 --> 01:37:44.479 I need to say something anyways, now I'm gonna fucking 1935 01:37:44.520 --> 01:37:46.680 say something. Have you seen that that fucked up? My 1936 01:37:46.800 --> 01:37:47.479 brother showed me it. 1937 01:37:47.600 --> 01:37:49.279 It's the only reason I even know about it is 1938 01:37:49.319 --> 01:37:52.920 because it's it's uh directed toward its like super young children, 1939 01:37:53.000 --> 01:37:56.720 like talking like two three years old, and uh it's 1940 01:37:56.720 --> 01:37:57.520 a YouTube channel. 1941 01:37:57.520 --> 01:37:58.119 You can google it. 1942 01:37:58.479 --> 01:38:00.560 Uh don't remember the channel names called because my brother 1943 01:38:00.680 --> 01:38:01.960 just showed me a video of it, and he's like, this. 1944 01:38:03.479 --> 01:38:04.319 Ship's fucked. 1945 01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:07.600 He's like, this is the ship that parents are showing 1946 01:38:07.720 --> 01:38:09.760 their kids at like two and three, and it's basically 1947 01:38:09.880 --> 01:38:16.399 like a nursery rhyme book and it's two. Uh yeah, 1948 01:38:17.520 --> 01:38:22.479 reading reading a book anyways, anyways, just to what I 1949 01:38:22.800 --> 01:38:24.680 can think of a proper name, because I don't know 1950 01:38:24.720 --> 01:38:28.520 what the fuck their gender is anyways, whatever they identify 1951 01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:32.840 us anyways, something like that. Anyway, anyways, that's not the point. 1952 01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:33.640 That's not the point. 1953 01:38:33.880 --> 01:38:37.000 The point is the things that they're saying are like, uh, 1954 01:38:37.880 --> 01:38:38.920 they'll literally. 1955 01:38:38.680 --> 01:38:44.560 Go A is for apple, B is four binary, C 1956 01:38:44.920 --> 01:38:47.720 is four glitterists, and I'm like, yo. 1957 01:38:47.720 --> 01:38:50.640 What the fuck? Like these kids are two and three 1958 01:38:50.760 --> 01:38:53.720 as the keys for transgender, and they'll go into it. 1959 01:38:53.800 --> 01:38:55.439 These kids are two. 1960 01:38:56.159 --> 01:38:58.640 Man, that's there's a kid's book that it is like 1961 01:38:58.800 --> 01:39:00.880 G is for gay, he is for buy. 1962 01:39:01.279 --> 01:39:02.079 You know what this thing is? 1963 01:39:02.159 --> 01:39:05.359 My I will say this very quickly on this essentially 1964 01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:08.439 my thing is there if you look up Gays against groomers, 1965 01:39:08.720 --> 01:39:11.560 where gay people and trans people are actively speaking out 1966 01:39:11.600 --> 01:39:15.159 against this stuff. They are literally like the pride flag 1967 01:39:15.279 --> 01:39:17.119 is in classrooms all over the fucking. 1968 01:39:16.920 --> 01:39:23.640 Schools and stuff like that. It means nothing but sexual things, bisexual, transsexual, 1969 01:39:24.039 --> 01:39:26.560 pan secution, whatever the fuck, every other fucking version of it. 1970 01:39:26.840 --> 01:39:28.760 But it doesn't include trade people. 1971 01:39:29.439 --> 01:39:32.199 I don't leave everything under the sun of what you 1972 01:39:32.359 --> 01:39:36.600 can be and sexually identify as, but they exclude fucking. 1973 01:39:36.760 --> 01:39:38.800 Sorry, I knew you're gonna go off. I knew you 1974 01:39:38.880 --> 01:39:39.479 were gonna go off. 1975 01:39:39.479 --> 01:39:41.039 That's why I said I didn't want to go off, 1976 01:39:41.079 --> 01:39:42.680 because I knew we were going to feed off each other. 1977 01:39:42.800 --> 01:39:43.800 So carry on. Next story. 1978 01:39:44.560 --> 01:39:48.119 This is what people don't to carry on top on 1979 01:39:48.279 --> 01:39:49.800 Patreon stuff like that, right. 1980 01:39:50.079 --> 01:39:53.760 The second time that he doesn't give a fuck, perfect. 1981 01:39:53.439 --> 01:39:59.079 Timing, stop, but this is eventually like like I think 1982 01:39:59.239 --> 01:40:03.199 you think I knew with these said, that's pretty cool, Patron. 1983 01:40:03.439 --> 01:40:06.640 Is why, honestly that we tell people support because I 1984 01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:10.239 would hope to get Billy on for more episodes because 1985 01:40:10.279 --> 01:40:12.319 then we can all on centers for the fans that 1986 01:40:12.359 --> 01:40:14.960 truly love the show and want to hear our takes 1987 01:40:14.960 --> 01:40:15.319 on the stuff. 1988 01:40:15.319 --> 01:40:17.960 We're not a political show, but it comes. 1989 01:40:18.399 --> 01:40:19.119 He tries me. 1990 01:40:21.239 --> 01:40:22.520 I feel like I could be nowadays. 1991 01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:25.760 Anyways, what's the next story? Time the last story? What's 1992 01:40:25.800 --> 01:40:27.600 the last story? It's a fun one. It was the 1993 01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:28.279 fun story. 1994 01:40:28.479 --> 01:40:34.520 Got what if we talked about courses, cats, dogs, all 1995 01:40:34.640 --> 01:40:36.680 sorts of things, right, pigs. 1996 01:40:37.600 --> 01:40:43.279 Nothing, chickens, ghast, chickens love it was the ghost Damn 1997 01:40:44.640 --> 01:40:46.399 I'd still catch you with your fucking feet. 1998 01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:50.640 Oh I forgot my ghost monkey. There there's the dead monkey. 1999 01:40:52.439 --> 01:40:56.159 Anyways, we're on chickens now, Yes, chickens, Hey, what about chickens? 2000 01:40:57.319 --> 01:41:01.119 One extremely cool day night and sixteen twenty so, just. 2001 01:41:01.119 --> 01:41:03.640 To finish this whole story like that, okay you started it. 2002 01:41:04.800 --> 01:41:10.159 One extremely cold day in sixteen twenty six, Sir Francis 2003 01:41:10.239 --> 01:41:13.039 Bacon was passing Pond Square and. 2004 01:41:13.079 --> 01:41:14.239 His carriage with his friend. 2005 01:41:14.840 --> 01:41:19.359 Bacon was arguing with his new ideas of preserving food 2006 01:41:19.720 --> 01:41:24.159 and injecting arm at her institu getting carry on whether 2007 01:41:24.279 --> 01:41:27.680 it here's a joke about Bill Gates weather. Instead of 2008 01:41:28.039 --> 01:41:32.800 salting meat, it could be possibly kept cold, you know, 2009 01:41:32.960 --> 01:41:38.239 not dehydrated, because this is before they had refrigerators. His friend, 2010 01:41:38.399 --> 01:41:43.199 the King's physician, didn't agree. Nevertheless, Bacon obtained chicken at 2011 01:41:43.239 --> 01:41:49.000 a local Highgate farm, plucked a clean and packed it 2012 01:41:49.119 --> 01:41:53.000 with snow inside and out, so he was shoving snow 2013 01:41:53.199 --> 01:41:55.520 in the side of the chicken's asshole. 2014 01:41:56.159 --> 01:42:00.760 Unfortunately for Bacon, his uh the chicken. His name was Bacon. 2015 01:42:01.760 --> 01:42:04.760 Sir Francis Bacon, Sir Francis Bacon is Google it for 2016 01:42:04.920 --> 01:42:11.520 the audience, Google it, Google Sir Francis Bacon. 2017 01:42:14.039 --> 01:42:20.760 Sir France Bacon, Sir Francis Bacon. 2018 01:42:21.279 --> 01:42:24.720 Oh, the fucking gay rant is now begad. 2019 01:42:25.359 --> 01:42:26.960 Oh, Man, I don't go, it's not even gay. 2020 01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:29.079 I don't fucking care about what people fucking do. 2021 01:42:29.239 --> 01:42:34.359 Man, Lord English and statesman who served Attorney General and 2022 01:42:34.520 --> 01:42:39.199 Lord Chancellor of England. Bacon's led the advancement of both 2023 01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:44.279 natural philosophy and scientific method, and in his works remained 2024 01:42:44.720 --> 01:42:47.720 influential even in his late stages of science. 2025 01:42:47.760 --> 01:42:50.640 So he liked he wanted to like refrigerate me instead 2026 01:42:50.640 --> 01:42:53.239 of like they would salt it and dehydrate it to 2027 01:42:53.399 --> 01:42:54.720 get it to last longer. 2028 01:42:54.920 --> 01:42:57.439 Yoh, that's a cool, fun fact I never knew. So 2029 01:42:57.600 --> 01:43:02.439 he basically came up with the refrigerator pretty much. That's good, 2030 01:43:02.600 --> 01:43:04.479 like kind of smart. 2031 01:43:04.520 --> 01:43:07.159 And this is like people, you know, people throughout our 2032 01:43:07.239 --> 01:43:10.760 history they get a little information passed through psychic abilities. 2033 01:43:10.399 --> 01:43:13.520 From aliens and that's how they know to create things. 2034 01:43:16.399 --> 01:43:28.560 So unfortunately if I unfortunately for bacon. We're literally at. 2035 01:43:28.520 --> 01:43:31.159 The US curious how long you're gonna do that voice 2036 01:43:31.199 --> 01:43:34.720 for in the cold turned about so when he was. 2037 01:43:36.720 --> 01:43:40.720 The voice wed, he was outside stuffing the chicken full 2038 01:43:40.760 --> 01:43:44.039 of snow to see if it would stay cold and 2039 01:43:44.520 --> 01:43:49.640 help refrigerate the meat. I guess he caught pneumonia by 2040 01:43:49.760 --> 01:43:56.920 standing outside shoving snow into a chickens asshole, which finished 2041 01:43:57.000 --> 01:44:06.000 him off. Soon after his death, news of a half 2042 01:44:06.119 --> 01:44:10.279 plucked chicken running around that pond square was reported. The 2043 01:44:10.439 --> 01:44:14.319 chicken would allegedly vanish when anyone tried to approach it, 2044 01:44:14.760 --> 01:44:18.760 and sightings continued throughout the years. For example, in World 2045 01:44:18.800 --> 01:44:23.159 War One, Warden's tried to capture it, but it ran 2046 01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:24.640 through a wall to escape. 2047 01:44:28.560 --> 01:44:31.600 She was like, he's like the fucking coolid man. 2048 01:44:33.039 --> 01:44:40.159 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Around the same time, a passer byer passed, passerby, 2049 01:44:40.439 --> 01:44:45.520 passed by, passer byer heard what sounded like a coach 2050 01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:50.800 and horses so dumb, but nothing was there to be 2051 01:44:51.000 --> 01:44:56.760 seen except for a chicken running around in circles. 2052 01:44:58.600 --> 01:45:01.920 Son of a bitch, it's shit, you fucking got it. 2053 01:45:02.000 --> 01:45:07.159 Yeah, we're screaming at goddamn fucking you. Fucking you cross 2054 01:45:07.199 --> 01:45:10.039 the line. Fucking no impeding in my fucking day. 2055 01:45:10.760 --> 01:45:10.880 Uh. 2056 01:45:12.239 --> 01:45:14.560 It was also seen in the nineteen seventies by a 2057 01:45:14.600 --> 01:45:17.680 couple stealing a good night kiss in a nearby doorway, 2058 01:45:17.920 --> 01:45:19.640 so they're like, can I can I get it? Like 2059 01:45:19.720 --> 01:45:23.039 it's like the young couple and you're like kissing each other. 2060 01:45:24.239 --> 01:45:25.239 There you go, fucking. 2061 01:45:26.880 --> 01:45:29.279 I got so many, man, I will find your home 2062 01:45:29.399 --> 01:45:32.600 address and stab you so many times that you'll die. 2063 01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:36.680 I made that myself. I'm very important. You got so 2064 01:45:36.880 --> 01:45:39.680 many that start with my nanny to let. 2065 01:45:40.439 --> 01:45:42.359 All right, so everyone to hear the way. 2066 01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:43.000 We're all done. 2067 01:45:45.720 --> 01:45:49.199 So let's put all the billy sound effects one by 2068 01:45:50.000 --> 01:45:51.680 sweet two. 2069 01:45:52.000 --> 01:45:56.039 That's really I heard a recharter or something. Really billy 2070 01:45:56.159 --> 01:45:58.800 is a nuisance. Fuck you billy. 2071 01:45:59.520 --> 01:46:08.319 We have more, please, Lily, please no gibberish tonight. Please. 2072 01:46:08.359 --> 01:46:08.720 I beg you. 2073 01:46:10.880 --> 01:46:12.439 That's six seven sounds? 2074 01:46:13.399 --> 01:46:19.439 Yeah, yeah, more. I don't think so. My penis is 2075 01:46:19.520 --> 01:46:22.760 tingling right now. I beg for. 2076 01:46:26.279 --> 01:46:26.880 No, there's no more. 2077 01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:27.399 I know. 2078 01:46:28.439 --> 01:46:30.319 I don't memorize this ship, but I get close to it. 2079 01:46:32.199 --> 01:46:34.720 So yeah, wild. I enjoyed doing this. 2080 01:46:34.840 --> 01:46:37.239 Lives a lot of fun. I'm glad people tuned in 2081 01:46:37.399 --> 01:46:38.520 he where's the fun facts? 2082 01:46:39.880 --> 01:46:43.079 We're getting there? Oh, it's like the sound effect I 2083 01:46:43.119 --> 01:46:47.159 was looking for it. Wait, dish blow, Hey. 2084 01:46:47.079 --> 01:46:49.199 Going to your sat baby because. 2085 01:46:49.319 --> 01:46:50.560 What I screamer? 2086 01:46:51.760 --> 01:46:53.960 I hope this one is actually pretty good because I 2087 01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:55.079 just yea all right. 2088 01:46:55.119 --> 01:46:58.199 Anyways, so that was ghost Animals. 2089 01:46:59.600 --> 01:47:00.800 I thought that was a lot of fun. 2090 01:47:01.000 --> 01:47:02.760 It was a lot of fun. People want us to. 2091 01:47:02.760 --> 01:47:05.159 Put the whole thing on fucking on audio. It might 2092 01:47:05.199 --> 01:47:05.880 be a good idea. 2093 01:47:06.640 --> 01:47:07.479 It's time for. 2094 01:47:12.119 --> 01:47:16.560 Bill fun fack that day that needs to be rerecorded. 2095 01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:18.319 Do you remember the days I used to scream that 2096 01:47:18.640 --> 01:47:22.439 every single episode episode screaming. 2097 01:47:22.600 --> 01:47:24.119 So there was times where you'd be like, this is 2098 01:47:24.159 --> 01:47:25.039 Billy's fun fact. 2099 01:47:26.239 --> 01:47:27.399 I can't do it right now. 2100 01:47:28.359 --> 01:47:29.520 I a lot of fun in this episode. 2101 01:47:29.680 --> 01:47:33.920 Billy's fun fact today is uh. I didn't have one. 2102 01:47:34.199 --> 01:47:38.479 So what I did was all everybody's name is good. 2103 01:47:38.680 --> 01:47:41.920 Uh no, Jonas let me in on nothing. He o 2104 01:47:42.079 --> 01:47:42.720 your fun fact? 2105 01:47:42.760 --> 01:47:44.640 The internet shipping on you during your fun fact? 2106 01:47:44.800 --> 01:47:47.720 No no, no, it's not good. Uh Jonas shot the 2107 01:47:47.760 --> 01:47:49.520 bet on me and he gave me no fun facts. 2108 01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:52.239 So I had to ask my girlfriend to google some. 2109 01:47:53.399 --> 01:47:55.800 She's got one that was cool. Actually, this one actually 2110 01:47:55.800 --> 01:47:57.399 fucking me up. So this will be great for all 2111 01:47:57.439 --> 01:48:00.239 Canadians because I actually didn't know this. You know your 2112 01:48:00.279 --> 01:48:02.840 ice scraper that you scrape off ice with like in 2113 01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:06.279 your car. Yeah, don't you fucking roll your eyes, because 2114 01:48:06.279 --> 01:48:08.159 I'm about to tell you a valuable piece of information. 2115 01:48:08.279 --> 01:48:10.560 I know this. Okay, what am I gonna say? I 2116 01:48:10.640 --> 01:48:16.159 don't know. You don't know ship? Okay, you know what 2117 01:48:16.279 --> 01:48:18.800 the ice scraper the bat at the back of it. 2118 01:48:18.960 --> 01:48:21.800 If you turn it over, it's gritted in a way 2119 01:48:22.399 --> 01:48:25.239 to like completely loosen all of the ice off your 2120 01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:26.279 thing before you scrape it. 2121 01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:28.640 I knew that I saw it on TikTok video. 2122 01:48:29.680 --> 01:48:32.479 Well, now you just knew that. I didn't know that. Well, 2123 01:48:32.520 --> 01:48:34.159 she she gave me more because I told her that 2124 01:48:34.239 --> 01:48:35.039 one wasn't enough. 2125 01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:38.119 Okay, she said, Whale songs can be used to map 2126 01:48:38.199 --> 01:48:39.239 out like ocean floor. 2127 01:48:41.920 --> 01:48:43.960 It's kind of cool. It's there. 2128 01:48:44.000 --> 01:48:46.640 It's like it's like bats with the echo. 2129 01:48:47.119 --> 01:48:51.640 Okay, actually two more ones. I'm only gonna say because 2130 01:48:51.680 --> 01:48:53.640 I think it's fucking funny. So Sadan is the youngest 2131 01:48:53.680 --> 01:48:58.159 country in the world, meaning everyone's fucking non fucking stuff 2132 01:48:58.199 --> 01:49:01.039 and all the old people die. What Seu Sadan's the 2133 01:49:01.119 --> 01:49:02.319 youngest country in the world. 2134 01:49:03.399 --> 01:49:05.680 Sau su Dan. Yeah, where they like they cut off 2135 01:49:05.720 --> 01:49:08.520 women's heads and ship like that for being feminists, right, 2136 01:49:08.720 --> 01:49:09.319 is that what I'm. 2137 01:49:09.159 --> 01:49:13.720 Saying, probably probably also murder anyone over fifteen. Maybe that's 2138 01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:17.439 why we say it's the youngest. And then we got 2139 01:49:17.600 --> 01:49:21.039 there are more twins now than ever before in history. 2140 01:49:22.760 --> 01:49:23.479 It's kind of cool. 2141 01:49:23.720 --> 01:49:26.800 Cool, I know what's fucking watch? I watched a TikTok 2142 01:49:26.920 --> 01:49:33.399 video about this teacher who has two people pardon two people, 2143 01:49:34.000 --> 01:49:37.359 Like is one person? He said, So, it's a woman 2144 01:49:37.880 --> 01:49:42.279 who was born with her conjoined twin. They're twins and 2145 01:49:42.319 --> 01:49:45.800 they're both the teacher and they're conjoined. Uh, it's funny 2146 01:49:45.840 --> 01:49:47.479 that there there's jokes about how. 2147 01:49:47.880 --> 01:49:49.159 That's technically one person. 2148 01:49:49.920 --> 01:49:51.880 They had to pay for separate colleges. 2149 01:49:52.680 --> 01:49:53.960 No fucking way is this. 2150 01:49:54.079 --> 01:49:57.199 They had to pay for separate, separate colleges, but when 2151 01:49:57.199 --> 01:50:00.680 they became a teacher, they were paid this same wage 2152 01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:04.840 as one, which is hypocritical. If you're gonna in the 2153 01:50:04.880 --> 01:50:07.279 college made them do this, you're like, oh, like wow, 2154 01:50:07.880 --> 01:50:11.199 Like this person existed and lived and went to our college, 2155 01:50:11.399 --> 01:50:14.640 but we still made them pay two intuitions. But when 2156 01:50:14.640 --> 01:50:17.039 they became a teacher for the fucking thing they went 2157 01:50:17.079 --> 01:50:19.640 to school for, they got paid one wage. 2158 01:50:21.199 --> 01:50:23.439 And this is like the hypocrisy of so many things 2159 01:50:23.479 --> 01:50:23.920 on this earth. 2160 01:50:24.000 --> 01:50:29.600 But like, that's fucking wild. It's fucking sad. It's sad 2161 01:50:29.720 --> 01:50:32.760 and disgusting that we allow this stuff to happen. We 2162 01:50:32.760 --> 01:50:36.239 should rise up and protest like France. It's breaking the black. 2163 01:50:36.119 --> 01:50:40.760 Rock, fucking like Anyways, thank you guys for but that's wild. 2164 01:50:41.279 --> 01:50:45.880 I'll be back, I promise you. I guess. 2165 01:50:48.439 --> 01:50:53.880 By so, I guess it's gonna be a glorious, storious 2166 01:50:54.000 --> 01:50:54.479 moment for me. 2167 01:50:54.560 --> 01:50:57.039 When it went in course, it is corse again. I 2168 01:50:57.079 --> 01:50:57.720 did not take my. 2169 01:50:59.399 --> 01:51:01.359 I don't want to really like this girls shit look 2170 01:51:01.439 --> 01:51:02.039 likes for China. 2171 01:51:02.319 --> 01:51:03.840 I'm the crazy you just standing here. 2172 01:51:04.000 --> 01:51:06.279 She had something Internet with wlapp a swimming right on 2173 01:51:06.399 --> 01:51:07.359 tender must. 2174 01:51:07.239 --> 01:51:07.960 Have been my wiener. 2175 01:51:08.319 --> 01:51:10.199 Yeah, I know, I'm a take at least. 2176 01:51:09.960 --> 01:51:12.359 Miners bigger, go inside a bit of puncture her liver 2177 01:51:12.800 --> 01:51:15.279 and I get here now pace the ground the house, 2178 01:51:15.439 --> 01:51:17.920 standing up her phone saying down, I want to come home, 2179 01:51:18.000 --> 01:51:18.479 forgive me. 2180 01:51:18.720 --> 01:51:20.800 It's really and I think he might have gone crazy. 2181 01:51:20.840 --> 01:51:23.479 He just keeps screaming at me, calling me ladies, what 2182 01:51:23.640 --> 01:51:25.560 the fuck is wrong with him? He's been humping the 2183 01:51:25.640 --> 01:51:28.079 couch for like thirty minutes now, saying get the fuck 2184 01:51:28.159 --> 01:51:28.760 out my. 2185 01:51:28.880 --> 01:51:31.560 Loan time, But he's not in his my mind hold 2186 01:51:31.600 --> 01:51:32.640 his drawers down and did. 2187 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:34.119 A reach around hole on himself. 2188 01:51:34.560 --> 01:51:38.279 Up shaw, motherfucking acerts shape bottles on the cat first. 2189 01:51:38.319 --> 01:51:40.960 Please don't square because if you squeeze it, it's gonna 2190 01:51:41.000 --> 01:51:44.000 be a lot of panting boob. It'sne of a meaning 2191 01:51:44.119 --> 01:51:46.159 for That's one way to clean it. Another way with 2192 01:51:46.279 --> 01:51:48.800 me to use dump you gotta burn soap, Give you 2193 01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:51.359 a body roll. Why don't we both adjust it down 2194 01:51:51.439 --> 01:51:52.239 on the couch and we. 2195 01:51:52.319 --> 01:51:55.119 Can go one out like wou. 2196 01:51:56.079 --> 01:51:57.680 Open the door. This story's father. 2197 01:51:57.960 --> 01:52:00.119 I know you're right in there, really getting hony with 2198 01:52:00.239 --> 01:52:03.520 my daughter. Don't ignore me, Ayana, can the door run 2199 01:52:03.600 --> 01:52:04.039 the hinges. 2200 01:52:04.279 --> 01:52:05.439 You'll be kissing the. 2201 01:52:05.680 --> 01:52:07.359 Four rescot is a witness. 2202 01:52:07.560 --> 01:52:09.680 You'll be kissing blood at home as he's riding for 2203 01:52:09.800 --> 01:52:13.479 my car, looking the carp green. She'll never be between mine. 2204 01:52:13.560 --> 01:52:16.960 Don'tye's legs wearing your dick is dog meeting. You'll be 2205 01:52:17.159 --> 01:52:20.199 wishing that I was coming maskandie. 2206 01:52:19.840 --> 01:52:22.680 Your body will be found. No blood on my laundry. 2207 01:52:23.079 --> 01:52:26.199 Get away like coaching a cla oat fit on me. 2208 01:52:26.600 --> 01:52:28.000 You're probably hiding. 2209 01:52:27.800 --> 01:52:30.560 In the closet like card Kelly. Think on the right way. 2210 01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:34.000 It's gotta start yelling you skinny little fucks like a 2211 01:52:34.079 --> 01:52:35.680 w just waiting to him. 2212 01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:37.079 Am I trying the blast? 2213 01:52:38.439 --> 01:52:39.560 Did you just shoot me? 2214 01:52:39.720 --> 01:52:40.960 Now? My pins full of duty? 2215 01:52:41.039 --> 01:52:41.159 Man? 2216 01:52:41.319 --> 01:52:44.960 Fuck your ruddy I'm spending a boat. Look at dog loggie, 2217 01:52:45.199 --> 01:52:48.239 moming consciousness. I was only getting in your daughter's cans. 2218 01:52:48.279 --> 01:52:51.239 That what understand is this kid's can nobody knowing. 2219 01:52:51.560 --> 01:52:53.399 I don't know where I'm going, But if I'm playing 2220 01:52:53.560 --> 01:52:55.399 on this kind of sasad the my story. 2221 01:52:55.520 --> 01:53:03.000 But you know him, you know a lowest ording tack 2222 01:53:04.359 --> 01:53:04.399 and