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Speaker 2: R R b R, Orlando's rock station ASCLCTV brought you by.
Speaker 2: Petties meets State Road four thirty four in Longwood, just
Speaker 2: west of I four, a favorite stop of even the
Speaker 2: world renowned life coach el CTB. You're in there weekly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't even get a stop by there yet
Speaker 1: because I sorry, I'm just a little fluster. They don't
Speaker 1: They don't open until ten. They opened special for me.
Speaker 1: Usually I go before, but I'm just a little fluster.
Speaker 1: Just got off a zoom call in the chopper. It's
Speaker 1: pretty loud, strange clients speaking of like meats and stuff. Uh.
Speaker 1: She's a vegan that ironically looks kind of like a
Speaker 1: pig or a cow. Crazy. I don't get it. How
Speaker 1: you doing today? Right?
Speaker 2: That's one of your clients you're talking about.
Speaker 1: She got no I'm doing all right? Good watching your
Speaker 1: You guys got a Florida team in the Little League
Speaker 1: World Series, don't you are?
Speaker 2: Lake Mary Little Leaguers. I don't know if you're familiar
Speaker 2: with the suburb of Lake Mary. Uh, just to the
Speaker 2: north of Orlando's right near.
Speaker 1: It's kind of near Petties. It's a little north next
Speaker 1: town over one one up from Longwood. Yeah, I got
Speaker 1: some good looking moms over there. I tell you that.
Speaker 1: If you've been watching the games on you, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: going for Japan. Uh why wouldn't you root for a
Speaker 1: US team? Texas team looks good. I think they'll probably
Speaker 1: take the whole thing. Hey, questions, If I don't get
Speaker 1: to them, I print them up and you know we'll
Speaker 1: hit them later. Uh go little Go Lake Mary, all stars,
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys, kick butt LC. I'm going on
Speaker 1: a third date and looking to take her on a hike.
Speaker 1: Where do you suggest for a good hike? And hikes
Speaker 1: are very tiring, I'm serious. Uh, but I do have
Speaker 1: a good hike for you. Hike on into the liquor store,
Speaker 1: get a fine gin knock off those hiking boots with
Speaker 1: a few dirty martinis. That's a hiking trip right bypass
Speaker 1: the literal hiking. Uh huh, Yeah, you're just hiking right
Speaker 1: on in LCTV. I own a business and then and
Speaker 1: I'm considering a nap time for employees like they do
Speaker 1: at Google. Your thoughts absolutely not dude, naps are for
Speaker 1: weak minded individuals. You domb serious? You said it yourself.
Speaker 1: They do it at Google.
Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, If you listen closely, you can
Speaker 2: you can actually hear the sound of thousands of eyeballs
Speaker 2: rolling so far back in their heads right now, it's
Speaker 2: making a collective sonic boom.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's all about. I don't know. But
Speaker 1: what do they know over at Google? Seriously? I mean wait,
Speaker 1: we do actually search a lot of stuff through them
Speaker 1: for people that don't know don't know much. They also
Speaker 1: have cry rooms you know who? Those are for weak
Speaker 1: minded individuals, just like the nappers. What's next? Youly gonna
Speaker 1: get my pastries? Let them bring their kids to work?
Speaker 1: Put slides in your office? Hell, no, life, coach, new coworker,
Speaker 1: it's kind of stinky. I'm wondering how to approach the situation. Well,
Speaker 1: this is a tough one because I don't know the
Speaker 1: kind of stink they're referring to. If it's like bo
Speaker 1: or pH you know, I guess depending on which symptom
Speaker 1: it is. You know what it is, sir, either leave
Speaker 1: deodorant on their desk or uh oh wait, scratch that
Speaker 1: second one. I don't think you want to leave that
Speaker 1: on somebody's desk with cameras you know in office, isn't
Speaker 1: that's a trip to the HR office. Life Coaches came
Speaker 1: in last week.
Speaker 2: Glad you were able to help out with that listener
Speaker 2: in need.
Speaker 1: I did put the odorant on the desk. If it's
Speaker 1: a if it's a bo person, if it's a pH
Speaker 1: just tell a female coworker to help, you know, just
Speaker 1: intervene like man, I was in the bathroom yesterday and
Speaker 1: now trout trap came to mind, and uh uh, I'm
Speaker 1: just looking out for you, Cindy, Life coach. How do
Speaker 1: I get my kids to leave the house in the
Speaker 1: morning on time? They're slower than molasses and pushed me
Speaker 1: behind for my drive to work. What gets kids out
Speaker 1: of the house ice cream always works. On the way
Speaker 1: to school. Who cares you're dropping them off with the teacher.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows the kid is the teacher's responsibility, not the parents.
Speaker 1: Right homework that's on the teacher. Teachers right now speaking
Speaker 1: of that collective eye roll or doing a collective bird
Speaker 1: at the radio or their Google device or whatever. Just
Speaker 1: winning them over big time this morning, Elsie. What you
Speaker 1: do ice cream. All these works. It gets the little
Speaker 1: kids out of the house when they hear the ice
Speaker 1: cream man, does it? Not sure exactly, So just get
Speaker 1: like a built in freezer in your car and keep
Speaker 1: a gallon of their favorite ice cream in it. Total motivator.
Speaker 2: Maybe ice cream trucks should run before the school bus
Speaker 2: comes by. Just get on the same route, just go
Speaker 2: by it earlier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Ice cream truck drivers feel free to take that idea
Speaker 2: and run with it.
Speaker 1: No uh, no sprinkles on your ice cream in your car, though,
Speaker 1: because it gets all in the carpet, kind of like
Speaker 1: you think goldfish are bad with the toddlers or those
Speaker 1: McDonald's French fries. You know that you find like six
Speaker 1: years later, meger need your advice. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: them in here coming through. Still in the text line
Speaker 1: girlfriend with stepdad, give it time, I'll get to you
Speaker 1: need your advice. Life coach. Mom's getting to the age
Speaker 1: where she needs to start thinking about moving into a
Speaker 1: retirement community. Money is not really an issue, as dad
Speaker 1: left with plenty of money when he passed. Uh. Sorry
Speaker 1: by losing your dad. Uh. They have several good ones
Speaker 1: around this around any town, so you know you'd probably
Speaker 1: find one in Longwood and Altamont Winter Park. The villages
Speaker 1: is a very popular and active one, and seeing his
Speaker 1: pops is gone, it may be right up a rally
Speaker 1: literally aside. Note, they have really good edibles there in
Speaker 1: the villages. They're called gum me. You just approach an
Speaker 1: elderly person the gummy dumb job trip definitely a trip
Speaker 1: life coach. At the autoparts store, behind the counter was
Speaker 1: a gentleman with purple hair and a piercing in his lip.
Speaker 1: I told him I blew a tranny. He smiled and
Speaker 1: winked before I could even get out to make a
Speaker 1: model of my car. I still feel uncomfortable, and he
Speaker 1: advised to shake it. Yeah, sounds like he wants to
Speaker 1: change your oil. Uh, it's going to change. You may
Speaker 1: want to change your audit part store, this one sister
Speaker 1: asking of craziness. What do we got? How are we doing?
Speaker 1: You're good, Elsie. I having a strange daughter and I'm
Speaker 1: alienated from my grandchildren. What should I do to start reconciliation?
Speaker 1: Her partner has many narcissistic tendencies. I'd say you skip
Speaker 1: the whole situation. She's not getting along with you already
Speaker 1: unless you go in there with like Bugsbury, because this
Speaker 1: is a hornet's nest. Do you kind of see what
Speaker 1: I'm getting at here? Pat, there's some roads just meant
Speaker 1: not to say, I travel to remain blocked. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the trout net, you know, just so you don't travel
Speaker 1: certain avenues. Look, you're not gonna get along with her
Speaker 1: because you already don't. You're not gonna get along with
Speaker 1: her partner because you said it. He's an arcissistic dude.
Speaker 1: And it's just too much work to get to your grandkids.
Speaker 1: You could just volunteer at like the Boys and Girls club,
Speaker 1: you know, and then spoil them and shower them with
Speaker 1: the gifts that you'd give your grandkids. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: much more appreciative, right suppose, And you're helping out a
Speaker 1: damn good organization that's becoming an old softy here, truly
Speaker 1: are a good guy. Holy cow, there's so many of
Speaker 1: these once your reason I was Elsie, I was looking
Speaker 1: for something to do this weekend suggestions weekend still a
Speaker 1: few days away? Too bad, This wasn't a few months ago. Man,
Speaker 1: You could hit some juneteenth grades ELC I gotta wrap
Speaker 1: it up here. I think hell getting a signal ELC Skyst.
Speaker 1: They're literally bringing the old vaudeville hook. I know, I
Speaker 1: don't pull you off stage. That's your boss, Elsie? Is
Speaker 1: that Donnie? Elsie? The husband's wanting us to start doing
Speaker 1: role play. Good idea or not. Uh, it's my advice
Speaker 1: to you to start off very slow. And also an
Speaker 1: important thing with role play not to judge anybody because
Speaker 1: you don't know who's into what. Like for instance, I
Speaker 1: can't confirm or deny the old life coach maya have
Speaker 1: donned a horsehead a few times. Sucker only cost me
Speaker 1: ten And as you know, the horsehead right, the one
Speaker 1: that's like goes that. And the pair assles chaps are
Speaker 1: really get them country gals going with the sport coat
Speaker 1: on him. Ye I go nowhere without the sport code.
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta get rolling. He's kind of just
Speaker 1: left enough.
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