Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons.
Speaker 2: Throwing some ice, mixing some vodka in color.
Speaker 1: A podcast from the Mac of All Trade Studio in
Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram. It's Billified,
the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome baseball fans, and welcome to a frigid,
cold Frontier field. I'm standing with Red Wings fan Doug Phelps. Doug,
how are you, baby? I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I'm fired up fighting Opening Day on the same day.
Speaker 2: Oh, I got it. You went to Opening Day?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 2: Hold what time was the game today?
Speaker 3: The game started at four five, okay. The gates open
at two thirty okay, and I got too at two
because why the first fifteen hundred people get Rochester of Beanies,
which you needed today. Yeah, it was cold and a
magnate for the fridge with all the dates on it,
which I love getting. Yes, and I love getting I
am for Opening Day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, right, Well that's cool? Did it? Now? They
always Dan Mason always tweaks the menu his staff every year.
They have some new offering food wise, And uh, I
think you're probably a bit of a foodie. You've been
in the hospitality business for many years. You know stuff,
you know how to create things, your Devil egg x firts.
But did you have anything that that was new or
well I have.
Speaker 3: I have two dogs and a beer, which I said
in an interview.
Speaker 2: Wait what I get?
Speaker 3: I told you this. Rochester Channel thirteen was walking around
before the gates open and they were walking by me.
They saw my Rochester red wing shirt. This is from
the original Silver Stadium. Oh yeah, I can tell yes,
it barely fits into it.
Speaker 2: That was a line drive. Oh shit, that was just
a button that flew off. That's a nice That's nice.
That's like what ninety six?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'd be waiting for a long time.
Speaker 2: Well were they? Oh yeah, because Frontier Field was nineteen
ninety seven and I was there.
Speaker 3: Bought this from the old Norton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because now it's innovative field, but it was. It
was Frontier Field, and I was there for the opening
game in Frontier Field. Lou Graham sang the national anthem
and I was up in a suite. Everybody left and
it's just me and Lou.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Lou before like Lou had the the
benign Benign well it was benign brain tumor, but it
had certainly wrapped around parts of his brain, and uh,
he and I were just sitting there. It was sort
of awkward, and then of course I did something and
it worked out fine. I made some stupid joke and
he left left and we we went and then he
used to come on the show a lot. And one
of the videos that gets most on my YouTube channel,
like it's a ton of reviews is when I was
on w CMF doing mornings and it was called the
break Room. I think the show still is, but I
know the show still is. That's pretty stupid to say
still call the breakup the uh. But it was me
and and Tommy and there was a picture. It was
like a sticker foreigner and it may have been from
when they played Silver Stadium. Did they play, I don't
know where it was, but it was some kind of
thing and then it said somebody wrote Lou Graham and
Lou's looking at it, looking at it, and I whip
out my camera because I go, something's going on. And
I walk over and I go, what's happening? And then
he goes he's telling who's with him, and they go,
it's not his signature louis positive. That's not his signature
on this. Yeah, it was on a cabinet in CMF.
It was an old cab so that video, but you
know where I get it gets a ton of play
in South America, South America, South America. I get a
ton of comments on YouTube and they're all written in Spanish.
But he's huge in South America, so much so that
I learned recently that Lou is going back on tour
with Farner really as the lead singer, because why not,
because Kelly Hanson, who's currently the lead singer. Farner can't
leave the country is a felony, any kind of felony.
You can't leave the country. So they're doing a South
American tour and Lou is going to sing on it.
Speaker 3: He'll probably make more money and then the problem.
Speaker 2: Good for him. Yeah, but that was my uh so
that yeah, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 3: Oh well, my friend bought a white one and a
gray one, and I took the white one. Okay, So
every year I go and Channel thirteen was walking by
and they said, dude, do you go with anybody? I
didn't go there this excitement with anyone I usually do.
I usually talk my dad into it. Okay, he doesn't
like the cole If it's Renny is this, I'm like, Jesus,
you always bitch him. Well, we don't do anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just come.
Speaker 3: But he's in New Jersey. Okay, So they're visiting friends,
all right, that are ailing, so he couldn't be there.
And then his friends text me today we're supposed to.
I called him over the weekend and he texted me today.
I called and left a message. He goes. He text
me it's too cold. Yeah, my other buddy who's working.
So I'm like, wow, I'm going. Yeah, I'm going. And
then they saw the Jersey. They came over. They interviewed me, and.
Speaker 2: So how do we hear this? Because I went to
the website. I didn't see that. I didn't I didn't
see it up there. Thirteen Wham, the ABC affiliate and
where we live, interviewed Doug at opening.
Speaker 3: Well, if I have Bluetooth, I can plug it through there, right, Yes,
we can look at me. Hang on, Okay, I'm hanging.
Speaker 2: Look for roadcaster pro.
Speaker 3: There it is.
Speaker 2: Did it all right?
Speaker 3: Other device is connected? Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, here we go. This would be Doug
on the News. It was chilli home opener. Dan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, guys, baseball is back in Rochester.
Speaker 2: But unfortunately somebody forgot to tell mother nature because look,
it's cold. Scot talked about my rosy cheeks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fitting that the Wings gave out these winter
hats today.
Speaker 2: I got my hands on one because I forgot one
on my own.
Speaker 4: That being said, you can look at today two different ways.
Glass half empty would be that the temperature in the forties,
it feels like thirties and it's more like Bill's game weather.
Or you can look at it as glass half full,
like a lot of fans we talked to today, because
the sun is out, it is not snowing or raining,
and it's all about the beauty of opening day.
Speaker 3: It's one of the best times a year Christmas Eastern.
Speaker 2: What's it like to be back? No, no, no, no, what's
it like to be here at opening Day? It's nice.
It's cold, ye.
Speaker 3: But it's okay.
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, get to school kids. I love that. You know,
it's not snowing, so the weather's out, you know, doing
all right with that.
Speaker 3: We've been here in ninety degree whether we've been hearing snow.
It's is forty today. I got you just tough enought
you go in a couple of hot dogs and the
Jenny light. What's better than that? Wow?
Speaker 2: Hang on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love everything about dog and his energy.
Speaker 3: He just hits it. And I think you need to
be a laky.
Speaker 4: Just like every single day and not like his friends,
who he said bailed him cold weather.
Speaker 2: We can all learn a lesson from die when he
said that.
Speaker 4: At six Jennkatra will have the highlights as the wings.
Speaker 2: Curly Lean hang out a second. Yeah, Hey Dan, Dan Fates, Hey,
Hey hey, hey, Doug has no friends. He's fucking behind you.
He has no friends. That's funny, that's great. Yeah, look
at you all over the news in the same package
two times, two times, two time. And they had a
child in there. Children or people love Luke.
Speaker 3: They had the death one six scout.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ye, his wings.
Speaker 3: So I went right in. I knew right where the
Jenny light was. Of course, said you are first sale
of the year, like.
Speaker 2: Really perfect, So do you get anything for that, like
like like.
Speaker 3: Two beers, two dogs. I went down the third base
line right in the sun and it was cold. If
you went in the shade, it just dropped and the
block to win had a few hits. They're up to
one to nothing when I left, Okay, went home, got
ready for the podcast. Yeah, fired up. I kind of
wanted to keep drinking, though I did. Yeah, those beers tasted.
Beers taste great in the ballpark. Hot dogs taste better
than the ballpark, the same way popcorn tastes better at
the movie theater. Yeah, you know, there's just different.
Speaker 2: What tastes better at the strip club? You know what
we're going with that logic. I'm just trying to say,
where where do we go? Yeah? Check out Doug thirteen WAM.
I'm sure they're going to have it up.
Speaker 3: They're running it every half an hour. Well, it was
on five, five thirty six, and I take eleven o'clock
at night, so I'll probably watch it. What I do
tape the news just in say, miss something? What the
local news?
Speaker 2: You do?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Ok, something happens and I get want to know
about the world or yes.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? You figure you're not going to
find out nowadays? Don't you have one of these fucking
things I do, but gotten to the point where I
put it on. Do not disturb because it just never
stops right with you? No, No, I don't even mean
it with that, but I mean with the news updates
that come in and all this stuff. So when I'm ready,
I'll go look at it. You tape the news. You
are such a fucking old man. What that is the most?
I don't sit on my phone. It's Opening Day. I
know I understand that, but I'm just saying, if it's
big news that's happening in the world, you're gonna find.
Speaker 3: Out about it on the radio.
Speaker 2: No on your fucking phone.
Speaker 3: I don't go through the news on my phone a
lot of times.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you don't get push notifications and things like
you can sign up you know.
Speaker 3: Apple Push, Yes like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you'll get it, get a big story.
Speaker 3: Wait till it all gets Hemden had He, and I'll
tape it and i'll watch it tomorrow morning. You know what,
it's journalists. Journalism has come to headlines. I'll tell you
what we're gonna We're gonna shock you with this headline
and then you know, pretty trade and then you start reading,
well it's rumored that might do this, might do that.
Wait till it's fact. Then I'll then I'll read the article.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is now because you're right, it's clickbait.
It's that sort of stuff. I would say that I
was a little disappointed in one of the local news
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Speaker 3: So read for this one?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I am am? I?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Should I use the real name? I already did? Well?
I think that's her Bella?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't fucking wait listening? Did you banger? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah you did?
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Should I tell you the exact truth or what I
would like to hear?
Speaker 2: Exactly what happened? So? Then I want to know why
you have a ward on your hand I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: She said they weren't containing liver spots.
Speaker 2: No, what what do we go? Ahead?
Speaker 3: So I get dinged this a couple of weeks ago,
dinged out for Uberber. Yeah, when you're going to the
Gates Motel and if anybody that's a hotel, no tel.
Speaker 2: Right right down the road by the way.
Speaker 3: It's not her, it's another it's a guy's name, I
think Anthony or Al or something like that. So and
I'm almost there. I'm like they had a stop and
I'm like, Jesus, I'm like, all right, don't work out.
So I pull in. There's two girls, a dog, and
a bunch of laundry bags and boxes and shit like
somebody got kicked out. Well, I'm like, hey, what's going on.
She's like, well, I'm moving. I'm like, oh, really, from
the Gates Motel, the Gates to motel. I'm like, yeah,
she goes. My clients won't come here. I'm like, yeah,
she goes. You know what I mean. I'm like, yeah,
So wait a second.
Speaker 2: Look. I know many doctors that had to move their
offices because their patients just weren't comfortable. Yeah, coming to
that part of town. Part and then they went somewhere
else and boom, business is booming, right, doctors, coffee shops right,
same thing, hookers amazing.
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta go to so you know, nice
guy I like. Okay, So the dog was nice. And
you see uber pet when it comes in. If somebody okay,
now they have a dog, so you know.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to. Well, you don't have to do anything.
You just don't click on it.
Speaker 3: If you didn't want to, you can say no to pets, okay,
but it is a little more money. I've had good
luck with the dogs. Knock on wood cats.
Speaker 2: I think that's all I well, I would think to
most people that are going although I don't know anymore.
I don't know anymore. I saw somebody in a bar
with Saint Patrick's Day and they with a dog with
a dog, but what they had a vest on, and
the vest said service animal.
Speaker 3: Oh you can't go out and get your fucking ship
faced without your service animal.
Speaker 2: And this so sometimes I've seen people bring dogs that
are being trained to navigate like big crowds and stuff.
This dog was terrible. I go, I say to the owner.
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 2: There's no fucking way right that that thing. This guy's
totally pulled a skin. The dog is up its sniffing crotches.
It's right, we're pulling ship out of people's pockets.
Speaker 3: And that's what ruins it for the real service dogs.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, but anyway, but you bring a dog, so
the dog gets in. This woman she's decided, fuck it,
business isn't going well here.
Speaker 3: We're moving into her two places and I'm not gonna
say where, but in a different part of town, a
nicer part of town, at Fairporter of Pittsford.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, but there are nicer parts there are they are?
I mean, Henrietta. I wouldn't call that nicer, but I.
Speaker 3: So we stopped by her. Uh not sugar Daddy, but
sugar Daddy. Yeah, he's taking care of the building. Not
a pimp. He's got is a rectile dysfunction. She tells me, oh,
found around the web paying the bills they I don't
know how, you know, Central maschains and everything like that.
So then I go and take her there and she's
telling me the website where you can find her and
everything about.
Speaker 2: So there's a website now without let's not say what
they do, we say what it is? I don't know,
because I would assume this is one that the place
in Rochester. They may shut it down. It's not like
a backpage dot com. No, it's not okay? And is
it her personal website or.
Speaker 3: It's got pictures of women that you can try to
get in connected with. Yes, So I'm asking these questions. Yeah,
you know, I think it was one fifty for half
an hour, two fifty four an hour. And then I
did go to the website and there's fifteen pages of
this stuff. But the Thailand pictures Asian, you know, they're
not living in Rochester.
Speaker 2: You just.
Speaker 3: They're model pages. But there was one I didn't do
extensive research, but I looked on the first page, scroll down,
and one girl had when she was going to be
in Rochester, when she was going to be a Buffalo,
when she's gonna be in Syracuse.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 3: Yes, that was like she had everything lined up from
half hour hour, half day day. All day was three
thousand dollars, weekend eighty five hundred. And I think you
had to go to the doctor with her and you
both get blood work done, uh, to make sure you're
both clean because she travels. Now, when I lived in Hollywood,
there were definitely escort services that would do the same thing.
They come with bouncers and you had to be VIP.
They're still out there. You have to be at a VIP.
You have to be verify pictures, driver's license.
Speaker 2: You have to be verified. Yeah, you had to have
the blue check next to your name on them.
Speaker 3: You basically and the girl will bring a bouncer with them.
But the same way when when you go to bachelor parties,
they will usually have a bouncer. I've bounced a couple
of times, not that I'm going to do anything, but
you could wrestle. I could wrestle that seventeen guests one
and I wasn't packing quote unquote, but I know that
a lot of bouncers, you know what I'm talking about
those legs.
Speaker 2: So okay, I this.
Speaker 3: So then so then so then we had a what
do you call those things to the hotel motel.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, you're basically your cart, your luggage.
Speaker 3: Cart, luggage car. So I helped her fill that and
she's like, hey, do you want anything, by the way,
Like I'm good, what.
Speaker 2: Does she mean? Like, Hey, I got this room for
another half hour.
Speaker 3: No, she's going to be living there. She goes, you
have some uh, you have some fun because you helped
me out with die. I'm like, no, I'm good, that's okay.
Speaker 2: So you turned it down. Yes, Now, why who.
Speaker 3: Knows where she's been, what she's done.
Speaker 2: She went for blood work, pal, No she didn't.
Speaker 3: That's try to run on a different profile, on a
different profile. Yeah, I'm not taking chances for that.
Speaker 2: Why what, well, what a little penicillin clears everything up?
Speaker 3: They even use it anymore, I don't. I mean, I
know you were in World War two sleeping with the horizon.
Speaker 2: France penis all around. I'm seriously alertic pencillin.
Speaker 3: How would you know unless you had to clap?
Speaker 2: I was when I was alause I had I had
pneumonia and they gave me penicillum and I got all sick.
So I just don't mess with it now A million
years ago, right right, probably you're probably fine. Your body changed.
Speaker 3: I don't even think they penicula anymore. Yeah, for some of.
Speaker 2: The it's a plant.
Speaker 3: Just give you a little you know it's mold, right.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yep, And but it all comes from mold.
Speaker 3: I mean, besides AIDS and syphilis and GONERI and herpes.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but goneria can get cleared up it can
you tell me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I think it can, can it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I thought goneria was one that you just take something
and it goes away.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 2: Or maybe that's chlamydia. I don't even know. Anyway, haven't
had any of them. Happy not to happy not to? Yeah,
y word lovely. You know it's a pretty sounding word.
It is now. I have read that the most.
Speaker 3: Is that painting over there? Is it by Chlymydia? Yes,
it is, by the.
Speaker 2: Way, Oh God, that would be the greatest thing to do.
I used to love to do ship like that. The radio,
Like I would do exit polls and I would ask
them how they voted for proposition nine sixty five. And
I remember this one guy like completely made up because
the station was ninety six five. So he goes, I
tell you what I voted. Yes, they do it in
the Bible and God dawn, and they should do it again.
And I'm like, people just don't know. So if you
went to some high end art show and you said,
oh my god, you have a chlamydia. I have been
looking for this and I would be so funny to
see if anybody calls you on the bullshit. Now, we're
a little more media savvy these days because there's been
too many of those on your phone Google right, and
we have these prank shows everywhere, But it would be
really funny to have. Now. The best would be is
if somebody acted like his stuffy art director and came
running out with sir, sir, I heard you wanted a
chlamydia and they have something that there you go, just
to make everybody look like dick. But I think that's
very funny. Uh so you said no to this person?
Speaker 3: Yes, they said no, no, thank you? I said no, thanks?
Speaker 2: Oh my good? Yeah? Well attractive a scale from one
to ten? Rochester?
Speaker 3: What five?
Speaker 2: Whoa Rochester? Five?
Speaker 3: Well? Can you you know? She told me that she
has a drug problem, Like, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: What she told me that if your points dropped down? Yeah,
what kind of drugs do we know? Heroin?
Speaker 3: Probably think anything and everything? Okay, she told me it
was a thousand day problems.
Speaker 2: A thousand day problems. What's a thousand day problems?
Speaker 3: It's a lot of drugs.
Speaker 2: So it's how much almost three and a half years.
Speaker 3: And fifty an hour. Yeah, you know, that's five hours.
Just take care of your drug problem. That's kind of serious.
If that's every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well to be doing that, you can't be. I
always wonder what these things, like we read sex trends
and things like that. I always think that somewhere along
the line, not not you know, we get a little
Prudi in America, I'll admit that, but there's got to
be something where you just feel sort of broken if
you're you know what I mean, like, if you're doing
this that then the drugs would be the escape the
reality of I don't feel good about myself. People are
you know, banging me nothing? Yes, yes, I really do
think that. And like there's this new trend we've been
talking about the past couple of nights called hot wifing.
Apparently it's big and porn as well, but it's where
allegedly guys go, hey, I got a hot wife, I
want a banger, and then I get to watch if
I'm the husband, and so it's like cuckholding. But and
now a lot of these women though, are doing it.
It's a porn star, so it's nobody they know, and
the guy watches and I go.
Speaker 3: That I know you're not a voyeur, well not with
the person.
Speaker 2: I would be right.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have somebody banged my wife and watch.
Speaker 2: No, see this is what I'm saying, and I go
at some point, but.
Speaker 3: Of course then you say, well, what if it was
a woman, Well that might be different and I would
enjoy that if it was a woman. Okay, but something
she wants an experiment.
Speaker 2: But your wife.
Speaker 3: To say, I ever what I google.
Speaker 2: But let's say she falls in love. It would it
starts to mess with the dynamic. And I do think
just take it to just her with another guy while
you watch. I think, psychologically, that's gonna eat deviled eggs. Yes, honey,
it looks like you left devil's egg on you, just
like may look at that. I got some army too.
Let me throw a little paprika on that. You licked
that up.
Speaker 3: Opening day, you get a fastball just trying to get
to first slider, slider ways to get the first base,
interesting in the dirt that I just think that even
there though, psychologically, at some point you would start to go.
And I've read this that you get married young, which
is not a bad thing at all, Like anything you're
gonna need to stir the fire and spice it up
a little. Then you read other things. You watch porn,
you watch they had dirty books out. Yeah, since then
a time. I mean, look at hieroglyphics. They had a
whole bunch of fucking on the walls. They want to
forget how to do it, and they came up with
new positions, and Yo, Roger, get the chisel. I came
up with the old man walking a wheelbarrow. So how
do you like that job as a slave. You know,
Moses was in the mud pits, so to speak, and
then the guy next to him. Next thing you know,
he's got a chisel and he's watching people fucking jamming it.
Speaker 2: In the pyramid. Yes, he was no Doug. Doug, get
it right. You never watched the right He was in
the mud whistle. I love I love.
Speaker 3: The type commandments that is coming out. I watched it
every year.
Speaker 2: You are turning into the old I love the hate
the news. I went to opening door commandment.
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Speaker 3: And feeling it's good myself feeling to myself he did
remake a Ray Charles song. Gosh damn, what was it?
It's great? I can't think of it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's again we have It was just another one
for the old man column tape the news opening day.
Speaker 3: And I can't remember shit.
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So why don't you say the website that these people
advertise on only because I think it's okay? Is it not?
Or do you not want to?
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Why don't you want to? You would be helping these
people potentially. I don't think anybody's gonna go bust them.
Believe me, if you know this website, it's called Skip
the Game. And I don't mean it like I didn't
know it. I'm just saying that law enforcement probably does,
so I'm sure they're out there, but it's called skip
the Games. And then there's women that advertise that are
going to be in town for the limited time only.
They're like the old k Mart special.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do groups. Couple, well some of it wait groups, well, husband, wife,
you know, I mean I'm sure if the price is right,
you could get a group, right, Yeah, well, anybody get
a group on. There's massages. There's all kinds of sure
kinky stuff. Yeah, which is out there, not like we
don't know about it, I know. I mean look at
Rochester Kink we uh you know, yes.
Speaker 2: Yes, a couple, Yeah, they were a few times. Yep.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of fun out there.
Speaker 2: Would you do that stuff? What Rochester Kink?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Would you be a guy? Would you be a bull?
Do you know what a bull is?
Speaker 3: Just to go around and bang everybody?
Speaker 2: No, it's usually a single guy at like a swingers
event and they call him a bull. Now a lot
of times that you need to be like you used
the term earlier, verified but they would have to feel
comfortable with you. And a woman who comes single to
some kind of swingers party is a unicorn. And sometimes
if the there's nobody that tickles your fancy, so to speak,
you and the unicorn become a thing. But would you
would you consider that.
Speaker 3: I am a man that likes a variety of light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 3: I'll bring my deviled eggs and some appetizers and a
Jenny Light, and god, I don't want.
Speaker 2: To smell that room after your fucking devil legs. Jenny light.
That is really the combo. That's great.
Speaker 3: That'll close and a woman and I'll be good.
Speaker 2: Devil eggs in it and a Jenny Lyne.
Speaker 3: I think she likes deviled eggs and golf and pretty easy,
pretty simple.
Speaker 2: Now, see, I don't think so. I think that you're
very complex. Yeah, no, I think you would. I think
you would have a hard time being in a relationship
at this age. And I don't mean that I'm going
to tell you why. I'll just be a bull. Yeah
why not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: There's got to be something in the path. Well, here's
going to fall into place.
Speaker 2: You have been single your entire life.
Speaker 3: Pretty much pretty much, couple of years here and there.
Speaker 2: A couple of years here. So you're set in your ways.
You know how you like things, you know, you don't
have a lot of demands on your time other than
the demands you put on your time. Let someone else
start putting demands on your time after exactly there it
is right there. That's the all. If I enjoy the
time with them, of course I understand. But that's that's
not always the thing. Sometimes it's the little pain in
the ass things, and all of a sudden you just
settle down. Like there're some some not all women, but
some women can hear the moment your ass cheeks hit
the couch cushion and they go, I thought we were
gonna bla blah blah today and you just sat in
to watch a ball game. You just set it. Your
ass just just kissed the cushion.
Speaker 3: I take the remote, I put it on pause. I
turned her, look around in the eyes and go what.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And that's how those relationships are. That's gonna go great,
that's gonna go so well that.
Speaker 3: She's gonna get pissed off. Leave the room. Ye all
came back on. You had your shot. I said, what
I looked at you directly, let me know what it is.
See if we can do this, uh huh, and if
we don't.
Speaker 2: I think my father used to said, I swear to
God the hearing who goes off by as hits the
cushion bad.
Speaker 3: So No, I've never gone through being married having not
even living with somebody, but you.
Speaker 2: Now, at this age, it may be a welcome thing
for you if you found somebody who's.
Speaker 3: Somebody jumping into a relationship, whether she just moved in
or I moved in anything, I mean that would take
I think I think two years is a question, right,
two years for what to get to know each other
before you move in, maybe three and she's probably setting
her ways, kids and grand kid. Keep your house, you know,
you stay here, get away from that, right you know
the I'm the safe spot as you used to call it.
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you would like us to go out and do a.
Speaker 3: Show, well, show greatly cars, but something that.
Speaker 2: No, like an interactive thing like a meetup.
Speaker 3: I thought you said you liked.
Speaker 2: That you want to do a meetup, Doug. Is that
what you're saying?
Speaker 3: What's a meetup?
Speaker 2: Well? Like we could uh set.
Speaker 3: People walking through you.
Speaker 2: Should we have an open house here? Yeah, we welcome
people in on this specific night. Come in, get the cast,
meet everybody. Yes, hang out.
Speaker 3: Is that what you're looking No, I think we should
be out there asking questions from people with a phone
and getting their responses.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: I think it would be funny. Yeah for our listeners.
Speaker 2: I think it'd be great. I think No, I do.
I do think it would be great. Here's the problem,
and I'm gonna pull back the curtain a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: The problem is that in order to grow you have
to let other people do this stuff, okay, and there's
nobody to do it, I'll do it, okay, Okay, sure, yeah,
all right, go ahead. Just have him talking to your
phone and send me the files and I'll do it.
But see, the thing is like, in order to do that,
like to have somebody who's gonna be just editing podcast
and so.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go just hotel interview.
Speaker 2: Please do that. I would fucking love that. No, get
her to come in here. I would sit down. I
would love love to talk to somebody like that, only
for the psychology of it. Why why this so many
options in life? Why this? Because well because so, look,
you you could be only fans and be in a
much safer environment, right, you really could be, and then
it's only fans, it's you alone. I'm not saying there
isn't a danger element to someone maybe potentially stalking you
or finding you or whatever. But it's less dangerous than
going to the gage motel and having somebody come in
your room. Yes, that's all I'm gonna say. However, if
that's what you do, why does it, like, how did
it start for you? What is it if you have
that ability to really charm people, could you use it
for something that I understand? I understand, but I'm just saying, like,
but there's got to be something. Haven't you looked at somebody?
I don't know. I've never been to a hooker, but
I uh that I know of maybe they maybe they
were well I didn't pay anybody again that I don't
know of. Uh, but would you ever look at someone
and go, there's got to be some kind of physical
attraction or is it just I just want to get
my rocks off?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, because I'm thinking, like a lot of
times for if you're in if you're to that.
Speaker 3: Point of the women, the escorts, they have driven a
few Rochester Buffalo. It's in the morning. They just had
a whole night of pounding and licking. And what they're
not looking at and I'm looking at Maryland. Jus you
see it.
Speaker 2: Before and after pound and licking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, what do you think they're doing? They're not
playing scramble.
Speaker 2: Hey, folks, welcome to the back seat. It's pounding and licking.
I'm Dougie Fresh and we're running our pounding and Licking
special half off between six and seven am. Six and
seven inches, but the okay, pounding and licking. No, here's
my thing. If you're that, I'm gonna say, hard up, horny,
and you're a middle aged guy, I think you could
go to any establishment. It's sort of in your age group.
And I'm gonna say eight times out of ten you
could probably find somebody to leave the bar with if
you can be charming and nice and not come off
real creepy in the beginning.
Speaker 3: But creepy, I'm on that bell curve. I'm just saying
I don't have any that was a bar done.
Speaker 2: I think that especially divorced women of a certain age,
there's not.
Speaker 3: A lot of women going out these days.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to the wrong place.
Speaker 3: I think so. I mean, Fairport's the Highland of Rochester.
Speaker 2: Fairport is that I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: It's a new hotspot, without a doubt, and it's only growing.
Speaker 2: And I think you also though have but if you
go to certain places, I think there's places well I
only know around here right right, but I think even
Webster has places, and there's a lot of divorced women between.
Speaker 3: Thirty games nack.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about, like, you can't go there.
Speaker 3: You can't go there. Okay, I can't go there.
Speaker 2: You know it's a bar, but that's the why the
mary Wee Cobblestone on Maine. Or go to what's the place,
JoJo's JoJo's Webster. Those bars guarantee, I've never been. I
don't even know what that is.
Speaker 3: It's a big draft beer place.
Speaker 2: Okay, two k two, that's where guys are going. If
you're looking, I'm telling you JoJo's Cobblestone on Maine. You'll
see single women or all of a certain age and you, yeah,
JoJo's probably be a good spot for you, honestly, JoJo's Webster.
J That's right.
Speaker 3: I just need to answer questions.
Speaker 5: I don't want you to do it what you said.
You said, you said to go you're talking about and
send it to you.
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go out in the public. What a
BILLI fight out there? What's wrong with that? They're gonna
want to be on it?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, go ahead. I want to see Okay,
I want to see how this works. I can't wait
to see this either. This is gonna be fantastic. Ducky
Fresh yes man, all right, well, Douge, you know what
from the from your old man tendencies. This one's a
new one. It's backing the up in the age.
Speaker 3: Girl, you like Doggie sound? No, you like the dunky mammoth? No?
Do you like double leggs? Yes? Like one? He looks.
Do you like me?
Speaker 2: I get with you?
Speaker 3: God No, don't tell them it's bilified.
Speaker 2: Well, and of course I know what. I thought you
were going out to pick up women.
Speaker 3: I'm not picking when I want to talk with women
to get their conversations on the show fun. Okay, go
on the public pilified. Share this on your Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm man. Whatever you want to do, that's fine.
Speaker 3: I don't handling upstream. It's not paddling up You know
what Moses made to go over it.
Speaker 2: I don't have the time always to do this. I'm
in the middle of trying to close a huge deal.
I got a fifteen year old. I'm trying. It's just
it's a lost did it. You know the Bush?
Speaker 3: He know? I saying that you're on the base.
Speaker 2: That's why you like the Ten Commandments. Now I understand
you can relate. You can relate.
Speaker 6: Slashing Burner Bush from Opening Day star Doug Fell You
can see him on the ABC affiliate thirteen Wham not once,
twice twice, but mans three times.
Speaker 2: Wait you see your face?
Speaker 3: Five, five, thirty six, Oh no, no, no, and eleven.
Speaker 2: It's one package. In this one package, you will see
Doug's face twice, but Doug gets shout outs several times
at the end thanks to the great sports port of tape. Yes, yes,
I think that's great. I'm Bill Moran. Will see you tomorrow.