1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Whoa join the club. Let me know when someone ate 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,599 your pet frog by accident, because that's real pain. You 3 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:10,160 got cheated on, Like, that's life, that's life. 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:14,800 Speaker 2: Quick question, why did you just say that about the frog? 5 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: Well, if you had a pet frog and someone ate 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:21,239 it by accident, I don't know, one of those Spanish dinners, 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:23,719 he'd be like, what the fuck? That would really be painful. 8 00:00:24,039 --> 00:00:26,359 Speaker 2: Okay, was that like a cultural reference or did you 9 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,679 just pull that out of nowhere? Because I'm just confused 10 00:00:28,679 --> 00:00:47,719 about why you said that still he Hello, Welcome to 11 00:00:47,719 --> 00:00:51,079 another grand spanking episode of another below Deck podcast. Sorry 12 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:53,320 for the hush tones. I have a baby that does 13 00:00:53,359 --> 00:00:58,280 not sleep ever, period, full stop. Never, well sometimes, but 14 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,600 not a lot. I'm Dylan. 15 00:00:59,679 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: That's permission to come aboard, and I'll say I'll take 16 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:07,519 a night with your baby, Lucy overstaying with these eight 17 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:09,079 cheap gays any day. 18 00:01:09,799 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 2: Cheap gaze, the cheapest of gays, My god, I mean 19 00:01:14,879 --> 00:01:17,319 Captain Carrey said it. Tip's pathetic. 20 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,519 Speaker 1: I mean a team of people wait on you hand 21 00:01:21,519 --> 00:01:23,560 and foot for not two days, not one of these 22 00:01:23,599 --> 00:01:28,640 one night charters, four five days. That's crazy to me. 23 00:01:29,439 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, are you girl bosses? Or not, like do 24 00:01:32,319 --> 00:01:37,280 you have money or not if you do part with it, 25 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:40,879 or you will not pass through the eye of a 26 00:01:41,799 --> 00:01:46,040 heaven whatever they say. So listen, we're gonna get into 27 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:49,719 the whole thing. And just a quick reminder. iTunes Drinks 28 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,120 reviews five stars, kind words, go there, voice your pleasure 29 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:58,560 or displeasure with the show. Thanks for the continued support 30 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:04,000 of our our growing little family. My child is a demon, 31 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:08,240 but it's nice for didn't you feel that way about 32 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:10,439 your kids sometimes? I mean, am I am? I like 33 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:11,759 completely out of pocket here? 34 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 1: I mean, oh, I still don't like my kids. 35 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 2: I look at my daughter and I'm like, I do 36 00:02:17,599 --> 00:02:19,000 not like you right now? 37 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:23,759 Speaker 1: My daughter in her underwear intentionally. Yesterday three times she 38 00:02:23,879 --> 00:02:29,319 did it intentionally, she did she pooped in her underwear. Yeah, 39 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,840 eight o'clock at night. I'm ready to like settle down 40 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:35,759 and get into Temptation Island. She's like, Daddy, what go 41 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,840 of the speaker? I have to go to the bathroom, 42 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:41,639 all right. I go in there. She pulls down her pants. 43 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:43,120 This is gross fast for if you don't want to 44 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,759 throw up, and she there's a turd sitting on her 45 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,120 underwear and I go, hey, you pooped your pants again. 46 00:02:48,159 --> 00:02:50,080 God damn it. She picks up the poop, she goes 47 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,479 to hurl it in the toilet like I didn't see it. 48 00:02:52,479 --> 00:02:55,240 It hits the side of her body, hits dings off 49 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,919 the toilet bowl, and then flies on the floor. Now 50 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,400 I got three toxic cleanups I got to take and 51 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,039 am pissed. 52 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, three Chernobuls, three Biohezard jebb. My one of my 53 00:03:04,960 --> 00:03:12,080 least favorite things is the inopportune shitting of newborns. Right, so, 54 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:15,080 so you'll swaddle, they'll be calm, you'll be like, oh 55 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:19,520 my god, it's happening. I can watch episode and seventy 56 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,319 five of One Piece because they're in the Sky Islands 57 00:03:23,319 --> 00:03:25,759 and they're you know, they're about to fight the high 58 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:30,159 Priests and then nope, she just blows herself apart and 59 00:03:30,199 --> 00:03:33,400 then you have to take everything off and now oh oops, 60 00:03:33,439 --> 00:03:37,319 she's screaming again, and it's just like, why is there 61 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:39,000 no God? You know what I mean? 62 00:03:39,240 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm asking myself that every day. 63 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,479 Speaker 2: So anyways, we have to talk about these cheap gays 64 00:03:44,479 --> 00:03:47,080 in the show below Deck and I'm Dylan, that's Pat. 65 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,919 We already said that could be slash another podcast network 66 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:54,080 for lots of fun stuff, just did a pretty massive 67 00:03:54,159 --> 00:03:55,800 dot drop. Did you see the dot drop? 68 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: I haven't looked. I was taking a nap today. I 69 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,800 thought we're gonna go later, but I'm happy to go now. 70 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:03,280 Looking for you. Yeah, yeah, I was taking a nap. 71 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:06,199 This is how parenting goes down. I've been looking forward 72 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,800 to this nap. Like I'm talking about two hours out 73 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,199 of my life for a full week. I'm like, on Friday, 74 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:12,840 I'm gonna have this two hour window, I'm gonna take 75 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,240 a nap. 76 00:04:13,479 --> 00:04:18,439 Speaker 2: Oh fuck, that sounds amazing. I get it. I completely 77 00:04:18,439 --> 00:04:23,519 get it. That sounds incredible. You know, I've resigned dealing 78 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,480 with my daughter, who is a collage baby. We'll get 79 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:30,399 into the show is so horrible. It's so horrible that 80 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:35,920 I have found enjoyment in tasks that I would otherwise, 81 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:39,959 or before I was a breeder, find to be beneath me. 82 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,000 And so just just a headache. 83 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Lift your day up, Lift 84 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:46,920 your dayup, put a little smile on your face, go 85 00:04:46,959 --> 00:04:48,800 on out and get an oil change. You know what 86 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:49,120 I mean? 87 00:04:49,279 --> 00:04:52,879 Speaker 2: Telling you dude, the other day, the other day I 88 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:57,160 cleaned the litter robot I pulled it limb from limb 89 00:04:57,199 --> 00:05:00,480 and cleaned every smear of cat shit at that and 90 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,079 it was a respite that I needed more than I knew. 91 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,040 Let's get into the show. How many pots do you 92 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:09,319 give this episode? Patrick? 93 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:14,759 Speaker 1: First off, blowdock is amazing. We'll get into the destruction 94 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:20,759 of the sea rat sad scale. It's intentional, clearly, Producers 95 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,800 whoever's doing this message me, I want to know what's 96 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:27,399 going on? Am I responsible for this? No pain? Okay, 97 00:05:28,879 --> 00:05:29,439 here's what I'll say. 98 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: We talked about it last week. It's one of the 99 00:05:30,879 --> 00:05:33,199 best parts of It's one of the best and most 100 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,160 important parts of the show. To not have it is 101 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:39,639 to lie to the audience and deprive us from like 102 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:41,720 why don't we watch reality TV? We want to feel 103 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,519 better about ourselves. You're telling you're giving us Seawright histories 104 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,839 about a guy who likes to travel. Like we mentioned, 105 00:05:47,959 --> 00:05:51,040 we know that he doesn't like to travel, he must travel. 106 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:54,199 Tell us why what happened at the circus? 107 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:58,319 Speaker 1: Tell us he running from Yeah? Okay, so this is 108 00:05:58,319 --> 00:06:02,079 what I'll say. Enjoyable Sea. I love it so far. 109 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:06,959 The cast is pretty crazy. I don't like the five 110 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,279 day charter. I was so happy to see them do 111 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,839 a montage of the final two days of our charter guests. 112 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:16,600 Not that I had a problem with them except for 113 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:20,079 them being cheap, but that's not my issue. But I 114 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:23,800 just think we need turnover much quicker. I was actually thinking, like, 115 00:06:24,199 --> 00:06:26,319 are they going to take up a month of Blowdeck 116 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:30,600 episodes by being on this boat? But other than that, 117 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:34,959 I really enjoyed it. I think Kyo's ready to be 118 00:06:35,079 --> 00:06:36,199 Ko pretty soon. 119 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't think. 120 00:06:38,879 --> 00:06:41,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think he's long for this world. And 121 00:06:41,079 --> 00:06:42,079 then if you think about. 122 00:06:41,839 --> 00:06:45,800 Speaker 2: Storyline world world of Blowdecks, that's right suicide. 123 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: Okay, Lawrence can now bump someone else out about the 124 00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:53,000 world ending. And then we have someone's keyster getting pede 125 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,399 in used as a urinal I think. And then Chef 126 00:06:55,439 --> 00:06:58,360 Anthony's uncle is still having sex with his wife. That's 127 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:01,480 where we are right now. I love it. Fourteen pots. 128 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was a great episode. Once again, 129 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:08,759 Rainbow has no chill. She's quite snippy, and you know, 130 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:15,040 when we examine her verse Sirk to Solan it really 131 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:19,079 is a David and Goliath kind of tail. The Goliath 132 00:07:19,199 --> 00:07:25,839 being Cirk to Solane. I mean Rainbow stands no chance 133 00:07:26,399 --> 00:07:28,519 against circus La. She doesn't care. 134 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:32,879 Speaker 1: No, that's true. You can't fight someone that doesn't care. 135 00:07:33,199 --> 00:07:36,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what Rainbow is attempting to do and 136 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:40,319 she doesn't recognize this yet. Imagine if sirk to so 137 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:43,920 Elaine was Keith Ledger's the joker and he was the 138 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:47,600 lowest rung stewardess on the boat. It's essentially what she's 139 00:07:47,639 --> 00:07:51,920 dealing with. You know, Selene is lighting piles of money 140 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,360 on fire and Rainbow is trying to get her to 141 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,480 do corners correctly. What are you doing? 142 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:01,560 Speaker 1: It is mentioning. There was some scuttle butt in the 143 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:06,199 social medis a cast member her ex boyfriend, Dylan same 144 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:10,720 namesake is He was pretty upset how she had portrayed 145 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,680 or framed the nature of their relationship in the breakup. 146 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,199 They went back and forth on social media for all 147 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:18,800 of us to see. Apparently she's a big, big, big 148 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:19,759 cheater and a liar. 149 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 2: Oh god. 150 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: She went on Love Island, which gosh, I think we 151 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,879 all know where that's going to go. When you're dating someone, 152 00:08:25,959 --> 00:08:27,319 they go on love Island. She made out with a 153 00:08:27,319 --> 00:08:29,000 bunch of guys that pissed him off, and that's why 154 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,800 they're broken up, not because of distance. 155 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 2: Got it, got it? Got it well. The other thing 156 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,240 that was great from this episode was Anthony's attempt to 157 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,320 kill one of the charter guests and the very casual 158 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:45,279 attitude surrounding that entire thing. Anthony's not the worst chef, 159 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,120 but he is. You know, I don't know how many 160 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:53,200 cars there are in the Indy five hundred or whatever. 161 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,200 I don't watch that shit, but definitely in the back 162 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,639 of the middle of the pack, I would say, And again, 163 00:08:58,919 --> 00:09:02,120 sweetest guy, we really like Anthony, but he tried to 164 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,879 kill somebody tonight. Those zero pots. Let's get into it. 165 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:07,039 We pick things up with the porn Star charter and 166 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:10,679 Ko getting reamed. He heads down to talk to his 167 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,200 team and he says, listen, I just talked to Captain Carrie. 168 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,480 He said, you guys fucking suck. We got to pick 169 00:09:15,519 --> 00:09:19,519 this up. Okay, I'm not going to get freaking Marie 170 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:21,960 Antoinette it for you dorks, okay if you don't need 171 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,399 to eat. 172 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Dell, there's a famous thing. I believe it 173 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,679 goes when you're pointing fingers at others, there's three fingers 174 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,840 pointing back at you. You're wondering where are the other 175 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,240 where's the other finger? Because there's four left that would 176 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,840 be the thumb, but that's also pointing at the other person. 177 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,000 So I think that's how the saying goes. 178 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:42,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so maybe we have a new segment here, 179 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:48,440 sea rat resume in lieu of sea reret history. We 180 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:51,720 got to look for new things, you know, and Selene 181 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,120 has quite a searet resume. Before she was on Love Island, 182 00:09:56,159 --> 00:10:02,639 she was obviously a waxer, right, obviously a bartender. She 183 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:04,879 was as I don't think this is a segment. I 184 00:10:04,879 --> 00:10:06,799 don't think this is. But what I'm saying we might 185 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,200 need to find new segments. 186 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:11,720 Speaker 1: Well, okay, so she was also a beautician. And nothing 187 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:14,120 against people that work in those occupations, but all of 188 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:17,679 them gathered together. This job history screams of painful childhood. 189 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:21,399 But of course, as we've lamented, none of it will 190 00:10:21,399 --> 00:10:26,360 be mentioned during this segment. And I want to say 191 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,919 this now, this is a minus three points on the 192 00:10:28,919 --> 00:10:31,879 sea rat sad scale. I don't care about any of this. Now. 193 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,200 If a penis had fallen off and a dude bled 194 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,200 to death in that room with her working them out, 195 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,000 she'd be in positive territory as far as the sea 196 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,080 rat scale. But right now she's minus three. 197 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:42,919 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Working them out? What are 198 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:43,559 you talking about? 199 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 1: Well, she said that she shaved balls or something. No, no, 200 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:53,440 all right. 201 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:58,919 Speaker 2: Meanwhile, meanwhile, Anthony, make sure couterie boards. Well, Rainbow has 202 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,200 no chill. She directs a lane. Yeah, go ahead. 203 00:11:01,279 --> 00:11:04,519 Speaker 1: Oh, I was gonna say regarding checuterie, and look, Pat 204 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,960 isn't ahead of times. I'm so far back behind cultural 205 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:11,759 things that I'm actually close to catching up. But that's 206 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:15,559 just because I'm so behind checutery boards. So twenty nineteen, 207 00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:17,679 we need to retire them and we have to start 208 00:11:17,679 --> 00:11:18,360 with something else. 209 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:23,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I I hardly ever get a chacutery. 210 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:27,960 I hardly ever get a CHACUTERI it's it's a little 211 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:31,279 bit like the raw bar, you know. No, that's too 212 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:36,159 much for clams, right, that's too much for manchego. I 213 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,759 actually just want like stuff to eat with a fork 214 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:42,039 and a knife. And I actually but you know what, 215 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,039 they're still nice, you know, it's like they're still nice. 216 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,759 So Rainbow has no Chelsea directs Selene towards the main 217 00:11:49,799 --> 00:11:52,840 salon and says, you've been shown this three or four times, Rainbow, 218 00:11:53,159 --> 00:11:56,240 this is not eleven Madison Park. Okay, you have been 219 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,320 set up to fail from the jump, and we we 220 00:11:59,399 --> 00:12:04,200 can't fight against that. Right, we have to let that in. Right, 221 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:09,679 you have to recognize that this is a doomed effort 222 00:12:09,919 --> 00:12:12,519 from the jump and the only way to cope with 223 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:17,919 it is booze and tossing yourself into strangers. Right, that's 224 00:12:17,919 --> 00:12:18,639 what the show is. 225 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: Well, there is still but there's also another option, and 226 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:28,519 that is to report her as being incompetent constantly let her. 227 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:34,120 When your enemy is making mistakes, don't interrupt them. But 228 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,399 one thing that Rainbow has not done, and it's kind 229 00:12:38,399 --> 00:12:41,240 of making me like her, is she's really not reporting 230 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,039 the fraser. She did it once here, but it was 231 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:46,000 very subtle. It's not like I can't work with this person. 232 00:12:46,039 --> 00:12:48,360 This person is causing me to have to do three 233 00:12:48,399 --> 00:12:53,039 times my job. I like Rainbow so far. She's my 234 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,080 favorite person on the boat. 235 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,679 Speaker 2: Oh wow, what a while take. I mean Rainbow's you know, listen, 236 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,399 we love all the sea reads, so globe party for 237 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,200 the evening, We've got kayaks and whatnot. 238 00:13:02,039 --> 00:13:04,480 Speaker 1: Well that was a phraser going over the itinerary with 239 00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:05,600 the charter guest. 240 00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:09,879 Speaker 2: It is too long. It's too it's too long, not 241 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,039 just for this show. Who wants to be on a 242 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,840 boat for five days? 243 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:19,120 Speaker 1: Well John Legend and Chrissy Teagan, but in all the 244 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,440 other one percenters. But I guess they do it a 245 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:22,480 little bit better than this. 246 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 2: What are you talking about, like like bringing in like 247 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:31,159 lost souls on the boat, like, oh yeah, cracable people, 248 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,039 that kind of thing. Listen, if we're doing that, count 249 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,000 me in for a couple of weeks, you know, I mean, 250 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,399 who could get tired of bloodlust? You know what I mean? So, 251 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,960 but that's not this. No, we get to a little 252 00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:48,480 sea red history. Rainbow had a little bit of a 253 00:13:48,519 --> 00:13:51,279 panic attack the night before, and she's been having panic 254 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,759 attacks for a while, and it's about talking to somebody 255 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:57,720 about it. And I would say that this would be 256 00:13:57,759 --> 00:14:01,519 a very very quick fix. You go to a therapist 257 00:14:01,639 --> 00:14:04,320 and you just go straight off the gate. When I 258 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,840 was ten years old, my father dropped me on Fight Island. 259 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,360 Let's just break through that pain, and I think the 260 00:14:10,399 --> 00:14:12,159 panic attacks will go away, don't. 261 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,200 Speaker 1: I'm so glad you said that, because she shares about 262 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:18,480 that initial attack, panic attack she got when her dad 263 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,840 dropped her off with her sister on that island, and 264 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,320 that's when Elizabeth Banks and Stanley Tucci showed up and 265 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,519 handed them both swords and said kill each other. Yeah, 266 00:14:25,679 --> 00:14:29,840 that's very traumatic, right, and Rainbow should seek help as 267 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:33,159 you're advising her to. And I have a suggestion rua 268 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:40,200 UA Rainbow could use RULA. It's telehealth, and telehealth has 269 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,320 made mental health care more convenient and accessible for millions 270 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:47,159 of people. However, critical challenges like finding a subtle, a 271 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,840 suitable therapist, scheduling appointments, and expensive out of pocket costs 272 00:14:51,039 --> 00:14:54,440 keep many people from getting the care they need, especially 273 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,639 if they're I don't know, trapped on an island and 274 00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:01,759 they killed someone with a crossbow. You know, there's no 275 00:15:01,799 --> 00:15:03,720 way back from that. Hey do can you still hear me? 276 00:15:03,759 --> 00:15:05,840 By the way, Yeah, I can hear you in Okay. 277 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:09,039 Speaker 2: I've been doing a lot of telehealth with the pediatricians 278 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:12,799 lately and it's been unbelievably Like listen, we just had 279 00:15:13,519 --> 00:15:17,000 an appointment with our pediatrician, Large one pediatricians, some of 280 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 the greatest pediatricians on the planet. I did it in 281 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:23,080 my underwear? Did I Did I get solace from it? Yes? 282 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,720 Did I have to drive anywhere. No win when that's 283 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:27,879 what's called a win, when. 284 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,879 Speaker 1: Well, that's called the dough in this business. They said, 285 00:15:30,919 --> 00:15:33,720 don't mention any other competiting therapy. 286 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're not They're not therapists. These are these 287 00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:40,240 are pediatricians. What I'm trying to tell you is that 288 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,759 telehealth is magical, and so is RULA. 289 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,600 Speaker 1: Yes it is. Rule has got you covered. They take care, 290 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,960 They take most major insurance plans, and the average copay 291 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,240 is fifteen bucks. Do you hear that rainbow? You can 292 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,799 now get quality care you need, when you need it, 293 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,320 at a price you can afford. No more night terrors 294 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,240 about blowing someone's head off with a trident. 295 00:15:59,519 --> 00:15:59,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. 296 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: UL isn't just affordable. They stick with you out throughout 297 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,840 your journey, making sure you get the best therapy and 298 00:16:05,879 --> 00:16:09,159 you're making progress with RULA. Every provider is carefully vetted 299 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:12,039 and chosen for their expertise. You'll always know you're in 300 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,799 the hands of a quality provider who is dedicated to 301 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,519 making real progress in your care. Now, the first step 302 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:21,360 begins with your journey with RULA, asking you a couple 303 00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:24,039 questions about what's important to you, and then they provide 304 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:26,399 you with a list of licensed in work providers who 305 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,320 match your preferences. You can schedule your preferred time and 306 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,879 meet with your therapist as soon as the next day. 307 00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:34,440 So go to Rula dot com slash bad tv to 308 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:38,000 get started today. That's ruler dot com slash bad tv 309 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,279 for convenient therapy that's covered by boasted surans Rula dot 310 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,360 com slash bad TV. Okay, back to the show. 311 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:46,759 Speaker 2: Way to Go Rula. Okay, so we have a bunch 312 00:16:46,759 --> 00:16:49,960 of stuff going on Gloeglowe Kayaks. But the next thing 313 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,879 that I have is Anthony's super Bowl. 314 00:16:53,039 --> 00:16:58,200 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, and it's going to be a blowout. 315 00:16:58,159 --> 00:17:02,639 Speaker 2: I mean quite It almost was because the first course 316 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:07,599 is sushi. The first plate of his solo tenure on 317 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:16,440 this show is shrimp sushi. One of the chart guests 318 00:17:16,519 --> 00:17:20,240 is allergic to shellfish, so and and that's one of 319 00:17:20,279 --> 00:17:23,839 those grizzly allergies. You know, my father is allergic to shellfish. 320 00:17:23,839 --> 00:17:26,359 When people are allergic to shellfish, that's one of those 321 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:29,519 things where like they can they can really fuck you up. 322 00:17:30,319 --> 00:17:32,480 Speaker 1: You know, this ischiat you can't breathe. 323 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,000 Speaker 2: It's that pollen, you know what I mean? 324 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:35,640 Speaker 3: Pollen? 325 00:17:36,759 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I get a little sniffy sniffley, maybe I get 326 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,960 a little teary eyed, but but but but otherwise I'm fine. 327 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,240 I could watch episode hundred and seventy five a one piece, 328 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,480 no problem, not if not, if I have to have 329 00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,640 a tracheotomy to save my life, is that what you 330 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,000 call it? 331 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:54,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so. They drill a hole right through 332 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:54,720 your throat. 333 00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:57,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a great scene in the Heat 334 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:01,440 where Sandra Bullock gives somebody tracheotomy at a diner, but 335 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,839 she doesn't know how to do it, so she just 336 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,039 cuts his throat up and he's bleeding everywhere, and she goes, 337 00:18:05,079 --> 00:18:09,160 I can't do it. I can't do this. That's that's 338 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,920 how that's, of course, how it would go for ninety 339 00:18:13,039 --> 00:18:13,799 nine percent of us. 340 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:18,000 Speaker 1: That's right. Okay, now, Dylan, one oversight on your part. 341 00:18:18,559 --> 00:18:22,880 Prior to dinner, we walk up to that beautiful table scape, 342 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,119 in which, oh, that's right, that's right, I guess. Frasier 343 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,960 shows the guess and points out that there's been so 344 00:18:30,039 --> 00:18:32,480 much doggy style happening on this boat that they've paid 345 00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:35,839 tribute to the butt fucking with a plastic dog on 346 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,480 the table. Yeah, that was what I was thinking like, 347 00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:41,559 can you imagine if that's a centerpiece on a wedding cake? Hey? Does? 348 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,200 Why does Karen and Bob have a dog of their cake? 349 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,079 They don't own a dog, right, Yeah? I heard she 350 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:48,440 likes to take it in the can. 351 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,759 Speaker 2: Now Karen and Bob are actually Christa's parents, and they're 352 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:57,240 asking why did Krista and Ryan have a dog on 353 00:18:57,279 --> 00:19:00,480 top of their wedding cake? Oh? They really want want one? 354 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,559 Trying to manifest Well, you don't need to manifest that, 355 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,039 you can just get one, Okay. 356 00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:12,799 Speaker 1: Anyways, rest of dinner, is there any notable things? 357 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,680 Speaker 2: Let me let me stay on the shrimp for a second. 358 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:20,839 First off, obviously life threatening. Second off, no, thank you. 359 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,880 There are plenty of kinds of fish in the sushi 360 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:29,359 shet the sushi se. I don't need Anthony's shrimp sushi. Okay, 361 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:34,599 I don't want that. That's fucking gross. But also this 362 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,200 is a massive problem and the casual nature of. 363 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,240 Speaker 1: The frat getting sushi in two hours? 364 00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:42,559 Speaker 2: Yeah, are you gonna and listen? I know that sweet 365 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,440 shrimp is a delicacy and stuff like that. If I'm 366 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:51,599 gonna jactya, fine, go ahead. 367 00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:54,440 Speaker 1: It will not be in any of my sushi roles today. 368 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,079 Speaker 2: No, what are you gonna get? 369 00:19:57,799 --> 00:20:04,720 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get rollo, get salmon, chimi, soshimi. Okay, I'm 370 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,880 gonna get a role they call the uzu roll. I 371 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:11,559 think it's got avocado in it, okay, and uh yeah. 372 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:15,200 And then they do these fun little like fish tacos, 373 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,200 these y little bite sized things. 374 00:20:17,039 --> 00:20:21,640 Speaker 2: A little wankan wrapper taco kind of thing. That's right, Yeah, 375 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,440 you're white, aren't you? 376 00:20:22,519 --> 00:20:24,880 Speaker 1: But I won't be eating shrimp okay. 377 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:28,799 Speaker 2: So the the casual nature of this is absolutely insane 378 00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:33,400 to me. He's like my CREATVD. You're an idiot, Anthony 379 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:38,039 and sweet guy, Sweet guy. But you know, I think 380 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:41,200 what if there was some fucking Mayo Leyden slop on 381 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:44,480 top and they didn't see the protein like we could have, 382 00:20:45,759 --> 00:20:51,279 you know, had an issue. Next course is your WiFi 383 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,039 is starting to be bad, but hopefully you come back. 384 00:20:54,079 --> 00:20:57,759 So next course is more of Chia's. 385 00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:58,079 Speaker 1: Are you sure it's me? 386 00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:09,559 Speaker 2: Of course? Of course, of course I am. You can 387 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:10,799 take the glasses off. 388 00:21:12,799 --> 00:21:15,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Oh my god, I 389 00:21:15,279 --> 00:21:17,279 can't see okay. 390 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 2: So the next course is more of child's tears, and 391 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:24,400 then the third course is tarioki chicken in a pineapple bowl. 392 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:29,359 That's cool. The third course is a crispy little crape 393 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:30,079 with natilla. 394 00:21:31,759 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 3: This is. 395 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,319 Speaker 2: This is a very basic jugy dinner to begin with. 396 00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:38,480 Because of the life threatening element, I'm gonna dock it 397 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,920 ninety eight pots and call it a two pot dinner. 398 00:21:41,039 --> 00:21:41,480 Not great. 399 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:44,359 Speaker 1: Had Hattie had a time machine and knowing they were 400 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:45,920 going to be that cheap with the tippy, should have 401 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,200 cane in that pineapple thing. 402 00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:49,559 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent. You you can really hide 403 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:52,279 semen in a lot of different foods. Stir fry one 404 00:21:52,319 --> 00:21:55,680 of you know, any kind of salad. So I'm not 405 00:21:55,799 --> 00:22:01,599 talking about I'm not talking about, uh, like a summer salad. 406 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,359 I'm not talking about like, you know, onions and tomatoes 407 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,680 and baby gems. You'll see come in that right away. 408 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:11,720 But if we're talking about an egg salad, if we're 409 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:13,640 talking about a potato salad, if we're talking about a 410 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:19,599 tuna fish salad, you can I mean bon Jovi amounts. 411 00:22:19,759 --> 00:22:23,720 You know what I'm talking about. Was that the one 412 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:25,839 who was rumored to have gone to the hospital for 413 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,559 drinking a mountain new thing of. 414 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:32,279 Speaker 1: Squizz, Well that's two guys. One was started by Sylvester 415 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,079 Stallone because he was really pissed at Richard Gear, so 416 00:22:35,079 --> 00:22:37,680 we started the he had a gerbil in his ass, okay, 417 00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:41,640 and then yeah, and then a writer hated David Bowie, 418 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:45,359 so he had made up the rumor that David Bowie 419 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:47,640 drank a lot of cum and he had to get 420 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,400 it pumped out of his hea. 421 00:22:48,519 --> 00:22:50,359 Speaker 2: So I've been working on a I've been working on 422 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,880 a game where you hum a rhythm and you guess 423 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,279 whether it's a bon Jovie song or a slave song. 424 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,119 I'm not sure. I haven't really figured it out yet. 425 00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,680 I'm not sure if it's a game or if it's offensive, 426 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:01,720 but I'm working on it. 427 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:03,079 Speaker 1: I'm gonna play with the kids tonight. 428 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:06,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So we have really good news from 429 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:10,079 Circus Slaine. She did it. She did the stuff that 430 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,839 Rainbow asked and is over the moon until she sees 431 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:17,359 the nightmare of that was left behind, which is kind 432 00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:21,039 of the laundry list of just gore and horror. For 433 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,519 the interior, it's you know, it's it's confetti, it's still 434 00:23:26,599 --> 00:23:28,960 those it's all this stuff and it's all everywhere. And 435 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,640 we get to the next day. He has a bunch 436 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,960 of fucking nothing anything you want to hit before we 437 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,799 get to Sea red history with Babs. 438 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,559 Speaker 1: Well, there was a couple of things here. Ko at 439 00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:41,599 the end of the night talks to Jess to gauge 440 00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:46,799 the temperature of his team and and if he has 441 00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:48,920 one more fuck about piece out of here. And also 442 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,279 I want to say this about him. His name is 443 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:55,759 very similar to Kyle, so very often when they're saying Kyle, 444 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:59,880 they're saying Kaole, Kyle Kole. If he sucks up, what 445 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:01,519 more time, I'm going to call him side show bob. 446 00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:02,599 But that's another thing. 447 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,160 Speaker 2: I call him chow chow. 448 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 1: We could do that. Well. The next day, Carry goes 449 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:14,279 over the plan with Chao, and Kyle shares his texting 450 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:18,119 cheeky stuff to Olay, and Rainbow doesn't want to drop 451 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:21,640 on a dime on Olay right right because of her 452 00:24:22,039 --> 00:24:25,880 traumatic childhood where she killed her sister with a knife. 453 00:24:26,079 --> 00:24:29,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't hear about who won Fight Island. We 454 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:33,680 just heard that they were dropped off. Now again, we 455 00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:40,119 need to finish the stories right, because you don't know 456 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,440 how sad a story is until you end the story right, 457 00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:46,240 Like Manchester by the Sea is sad because it's just 458 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,440 a guy walking around. He's out bummed out, but you 459 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:51,599 don't know that he burnt down all of his kids. 460 00:24:51,599 --> 00:24:54,039 And then you're like, oh, that's really sad. That would 461 00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,279 chart like like where would that chart on the sea 462 00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,079 rid and that to go for you? Like a four? 463 00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:02,400 Speaker 1: You killed your kids, it's in a fire. Yeah, oh 464 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:03,039 that's a six. 465 00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:07,079 Speaker 2: Really, I honestly I thought you were going to say 466 00:25:07,079 --> 00:25:10,759 it was like a two or three. It's a very 467 00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:15,279 very tough scale, man, it's a very very tough Okay, 468 00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:17,279 So we get some sea write history with bab She 469 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,839 had plans with a lady to get a dog and 470 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,240 move in, and that lady betrayed her and went to 471 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,079 the dark side, sucked a cock or something like that. 472 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:27,279 Really really heartbreaking. 473 00:25:27,279 --> 00:25:32,559 Speaker 1: Still, whoa join the club? Let me know when someone 474 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,960 ate your pet frog by accident, because that's real pain. 475 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,799 You got cheated on, Like that's life, that's life. 476 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:43,400 Speaker 2: Quick question, Why did you just say that about the frog? 477 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,880 Speaker 1: Well, if you had a pet frog and someone ate 478 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,880 it by accident, I don't know, one of those Spanish dinners, 479 00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,359 he'd be like what the fuck? That would really be painful? 480 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,039 Speaker 2: Okay? Was that like a cultural reference or did you 481 00:25:55,079 --> 00:25:57,319 just pull that out of nowhere, because I'm just confused 482 00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,799 about why you said that still. 483 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,640 Speaker 1: Well, I thinking I was going to say turtle. But 484 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:03,200 a lot of people don't have turtles as pets. 485 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,519 Speaker 2: A lot of people don't have frogs as pets. 486 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,400 Speaker 1: Oh, you never had a tree frog as a pet. 487 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,559 Speaker 2: Well, my sister actually had a frog named Diamond. It 488 00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,680 died in the sun, kind of the way that the 489 00:26:13,799 --> 00:26:15,480 vampires and Blade did. 490 00:26:16,319 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 1: Wow, they just turned black and disintegrate. 491 00:26:19,319 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's an ugly way to go, it is. So 492 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:29,759 she tells all this stuff to Carrie, who says, great, chat, 493 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,480 I'm gonna go upstairs and pretend to tell you stuff. 494 00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:40,920 But listen. He tells her that you would not be 495 00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:45,359 in this situation if you couldn't handle it. And you know, 496 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,200 that's a famous saying. You know, God gives you what 497 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,920 you can handle, and it's kind of a perverted version 498 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,400 of everything happens for a reason. Reason I wanted to 499 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,200 get your take on you wouldn't be in the situation 500 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,160 if you couldn't handle it. 501 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:01,640 Speaker 1: Well, a lot of things brought her here, right, maybe 502 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,599 some of that cheating, you know, Well, I would. 503 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:06,160 Speaker 2: Say that there are a lot of situations that you're 504 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,799 placing in that you can't handle. For example, what is 505 00:27:08,839 --> 00:27:11,160 going on with me in my demon spawn right now? 506 00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:14,119 Can't handle it? What if you were walking down the 507 00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,319 street one day and mac truck slammed into you, pinning 508 00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:20,480 your legs to telephone pole. I mean, I mean there 509 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,400 are tons of situations. 510 00:27:21,799 --> 00:27:23,359 Speaker 1: Well that everything happens for a reason. 511 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,759 Speaker 2: Dult, I mean, just wild. But listen, it's important to 512 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:29,400 have hope. And this nude beach does give us that 513 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:34,759 these gentlemen hit the beach and Fraser reminds them that 514 00:27:34,799 --> 00:27:37,359 they can pull their cocks out and much to the 515 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,160 chagrin of the shoebies on the beach, honey, what are 516 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:43,759 those men doing kissing each other? Shites? 517 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,519 Speaker 1: You know, I was gonna, ah, I was gonna ask 518 00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:50,839 Fraser if he comes on again, like, was he titillated 519 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,039 by this, because obviously you know he likes guys. If 520 00:27:54,079 --> 00:27:55,759 we were doing this and there are a bunch of 521 00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:59,720 like hot chick porn stars, I think Old Patty would 522 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:00,000 love it. 523 00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,880 Speaker 2: You would remind them that they could take their their 524 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,519 breasts out. 525 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,000 Speaker 1: I would I go, this is uh, yeah, you can 526 00:28:07,039 --> 00:28:10,519 definitely show your your honey hives here, you know. 527 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you would go up to them and be like, 528 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,839 this is a nude beach. I want to let you know, 529 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,759 and they'd be like, okay, thank you, and then you'd 530 00:28:16,799 --> 00:28:18,039 be like, just just. 531 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,799 Speaker 1: Wanted to just to clarity. 532 00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 2: For clarity, you can't expose your heaving breasts and your 533 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,480 honey hives to me. 534 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,480 Speaker 1: Not you heard me, right, I just want to make 535 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,720 sure there's no one with hearing problems here. Yeah, oh 536 00:28:31,759 --> 00:28:33,599 you did hear me? Oh good? 537 00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:38,559 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So we get some really fucking hot hot 538 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:42,240 moments with Rainbow and Seline Wall. The dicks are out 539 00:28:42,279 --> 00:28:45,759 of the beach. Rainbow wants to bend Selene to her will, 540 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,200 and she's one Rainbow is not good at it, and two, 541 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:51,960 Selene is the greatest test that she has ever faced 542 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:55,519 in this theater in her life. So people who are 543 00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:58,079 good at it know how to manipulate. It's not a 544 00:28:58,119 --> 00:29:03,400 blunt force endeavor. You know, this has to be People 545 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,960 have to be massaged into giving you their agency. They 546 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,519 cannot just be especially the French. I mean, what do 547 00:29:09,599 --> 00:29:12,000 you're just gonna scream at a French person until they 548 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,480 give it. No, that's never gonna work. They're too prideful. 549 00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:17,880 So we get back to the boat and we get 550 00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,400 to the Phoenician eyes wide shut party. 551 00:29:21,599 --> 00:29:25,480 Speaker 1: Yes we do. But before that, Dylan, we have Chef Anthony. 552 00:29:25,799 --> 00:29:28,920 He's in that galley. He tells us he's not a quitter. 553 00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:32,799 He doesn't give up because that would make him a loser. 554 00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:39,319 And that's when Chef Anthony starts hearing the voices. You remember, 555 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:43,799 those voices are going. These walls are conduits of pass pain. 556 00:29:44,319 --> 00:29:47,359 One minute you're chopping onions, the next you're hearing this. 557 00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,200 Speaker 2: Not really picking it up in the mic. I just 558 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,119 want to let you know, no, not really. 559 00:29:58,359 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: That's his ex wife and that's his uncle having sex. 560 00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,799 Speaker 2: Go ahead, because we because we didn't hear the sound effect, 561 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,119 what we go ahead and do the sound effect for us? 562 00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:12,160 Oh sure, no, no, no, no, not on the phone because 563 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,799 we can't. We can't hear it. But but just do 564 00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:15,920 do an imitation of it. 565 00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: Oh I don't have orgasms? 566 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,920 Speaker 2: Okay, great. So we have this odd moment where Anthony 567 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:27,880 has a like still in Sigon, kind of slow motion breakdown, 568 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:33,559 and that was odd. Okay, So Frasier really goes method 569 00:30:33,599 --> 00:30:37,319 here for this dinner. He you know, there's a fine 570 00:30:37,359 --> 00:30:41,519 line between BDSM and like me like mean greasy spoon, 571 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,720 like what. 572 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:46,680 Speaker 1: I get where you're thrown down here. 573 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:47,240 Speaker 3: Yeah. 574 00:30:47,359 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I'm like, all right, I want I want this. Right. 575 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:51,680 So I'm sitting at the dinner table, and then someone 576 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:53,480 walks up, you know, Frase walks off me and he's like, 577 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:58,119 you your face is fat, right, hey. 578 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,599 Speaker 2: Right, right, right, Yeah, you're at one of these one 579 00:31:01,599 --> 00:31:04,480 of these fucking one of these haunts where you know, 580 00:31:04,599 --> 00:31:09,920 Sado masochists, like like like like overweight Sato massachists in 581 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,559 the Midwest go to to get their fucking rocks off, right, 582 00:31:12,559 --> 00:31:14,880 and they sit down and and they're like, what do 583 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,319 you fucking pieces of ship want? And they're like, oh 584 00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:20,240 my god, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. The 585 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,839 country fried steak. And they're like, you're sure there's a 586 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,079 lot of gravy on that. 587 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,960 Speaker 1: You're like, hey, hey, hey, come on, you don't. 588 00:31:27,759 --> 00:31:33,160 Speaker 2: Have to go anyways, he walks in, goes full method, 589 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,599 not smiling. This is our party, not yours. Does the 590 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:43,000 rude waiter thing dinner was Dinner was presented via a 591 00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:47,079 non committal anthony in the kind of same vein right 592 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,759 so he he's too sweet, he's too nice to be 593 00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:52,279 able to do this. He says something first chorus is 594 00:31:52,279 --> 00:31:55,119 something with cucumbers and tomatoes. I don't care. The next 595 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:59,160 course is black pesta pasta. Don't say thank you. And 596 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,680 I'm wondering is Anthony gay because there's a scene where 597 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,319 Fraser smacks him on the ass with one of those things, 598 00:32:05,359 --> 00:32:08,480 and he he says, ooh la la. Now listen, I 599 00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:10,799 would say u la la too, And that's because I'm 600 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:14,880 a little gay. But I was wondering if his uncle, 601 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,680 his uncle might not have been some kind of lithario. 602 00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:20,720 He might have just been straight and around. 603 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,839 Speaker 1: You know, right, yeah, yeah, you're not giving it to 604 00:32:22,839 --> 00:32:24,079 your wife someone, will, you know? 605 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,039 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah. 606 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,519 Speaker 1: Well look, Dell, I think it's kind of explained by 607 00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:30,240 Demo at the end of the show, because I think 608 00:32:30,279 --> 00:32:33,519 it's our culture's moving more towards Damo and less like us. 609 00:32:33,559 --> 00:32:37,319 You know, he meant, yeah, here, everyone's actually fluid. Yeah, 610 00:32:37,319 --> 00:32:39,720 I got a hole, throw it in there, you know, right, right. 611 00:32:39,599 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 2: Right, yeah, And that's fucking cool as shit, you know, us, us, 612 00:32:42,759 --> 00:32:46,839 us fucking losers. Look at us. We're bogged down, We're 613 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,000 bogged down. In this narrow cast life that we're living 614 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,039 with our children shitting their pants and and and what 615 00:32:54,079 --> 00:32:55,880 do we get for it? We don't. We don't get 616 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:58,559 to go out and freaking make out with dudes and women. 617 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: No missionary sex, marriage sex, that's we get. 618 00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:05,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know? So anyways, I want. 619 00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,279 Speaker 1: To pee in someone's butt? 620 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:07,720 Speaker 2: Who does it? 621 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:08,799 Speaker 1: Right? 622 00:33:09,279 --> 00:33:13,039 Speaker 2: Ask yourself, Ask out among yourselves listening, Turn to the 623 00:33:13,079 --> 00:33:16,720 person sitting next to you. Doesn't matter if there's a stranger, 624 00:33:18,359 --> 00:33:22,440 just ask him and again in the comments, let us know. Okay, 625 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,640 so lovely desert, it's a fifty seven pot dinner. Let's 626 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,359 get to the next day. We slam through the fourth 627 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,640 day much appreciated because five days is way too many. 628 00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:31,920 Speaker 1: There is no way they've ever done this in below 629 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,960 deck history. This was a below deck first to just 630 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,839 roll through an entire day and say a day and 631 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,240 a half. 632 00:33:38,279 --> 00:33:41,119 Speaker 2: These cheap days deserved that. Okay, So we get ready 633 00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,599 for the departure. The Scotsman is already laying the groundwork 634 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,559 for the evening. We stay are rev wah and we 635 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,559 get to the tip. Pat what do we got? 636 00:33:51,119 --> 00:33:54,319 Speaker 1: Okay? Carrie says. The crew worked tirelessly for five days 637 00:33:55,640 --> 00:34:00,079 and that tip is smaller than Peter Dinklitch's balls. And 638 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,920 that's bad because that's small. We have a bunch of 639 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,759 cheat gates. 640 00:34:03,799 --> 00:34:07,519 Speaker 2: I mean, listen, you know, we're always in these murky 641 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,039 force perspective waters when we're trying to measure the genitals 642 00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:17,440 of little people. I would say that, uh, Peter Jinklis's 643 00:34:17,519 --> 00:34:22,000 balls are probably the same size as mine and yours. 644 00:34:23,199 --> 00:34:27,440 Speaker 1: Oh wow, good for him. Yeah, way to go, Peter. 645 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of a little bit of uh 646 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,000 do I amuse you going on down there? 647 00:34:35,039 --> 00:34:38,079 Speaker 1: You know, you know, I wonder if they got the memo, Hey, guys, 648 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,000 you're not actually paying for this vacation. The way you 649 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:45,119 pay is by tipping. There was some some sea rat 650 00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:47,320 that had said, I think we might get forty k 651 00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:48,360 this time. Are out? 652 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,880 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, Now, unfortunately they had a bunch of 653 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,119 mister pinks floating around. You know what I'm talking about. 654 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Hey. Also, chef calls his mom about Fraser 655 00:34:57,519 --> 00:35:01,559 and he tells her, uh, he forgives, but doesn't forget. 656 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,559 He's really still holding this scrutch. I assume that will 657 00:35:05,559 --> 00:35:09,280 that will bubble to the top, to the surface later. 658 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:13,000 Speaker 2: That's what I don't need to watch ever again. Anthony 659 00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:16,880 talking to his fucking mom. Okay. And also, you know 660 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,960 what I never need to see again? Do you do 661 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000 you need to see Reservoir Dogs again? I've seen it now. 662 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,199 It's like I don't need to watch that. 663 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,079 Speaker 1: I don't think I need to see pulp fiction again. 664 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,199 Speaker 2: I don't think I need to either. Seen it too 665 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:29,840 many times. 666 00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:34,320 Speaker 1: I've seen it. Also, Dell, when they break from that 667 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,079 tip meeting, I believe Kao says he just wants to 668 00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:41,000 get some sleep and play the guitar, and Chow, that's 669 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,760 not gonna work for us. Okay, you're already kind of 670 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,760 a behind the scenes character. You need to step up here. 671 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 2: Hey, Chow, I like Jee, I liked Jeff right. Sure, 672 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,920 you were getting set up to fail, and I wanted 673 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,840 to kind of mount this joan of arc defense for you. 674 00:36:00,039 --> 00:36:03,440 When you get home and you don't get in the 675 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:08,519 Battle of Snakes and you strum your fucking guitar off 676 00:36:08,559 --> 00:36:10,079 with your fucking head. 677 00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:12,239 Speaker 1: Off with your head, you must get blackout drunk and 678 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,320 make poor life decisions. 679 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of here, dude, don't go strumming on 680 00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:22,719 our time. Okay, that's ridiculous. So we got shafted for 681 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,599 the tip. It's nineteen k, one of the lowest we've 682 00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:30,400 seen for the longest we've seen. These guys were awful. 683 00:36:31,199 --> 00:36:33,599 So we sit down for dinner. We speak both Spanish 684 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:38,199 and French, and Rainbow tells she really compliments Dano. She says, 685 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,280 you know, he asks her, what were your first impressions 686 00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,039 of me? And she said that I thought you were 687 00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,400 funny and simple, which is kind of a lot of 688 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,159 people could refer to sling Blade as that. You know, 689 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,000 it's not really all that nice, I think to say. 690 00:36:53,079 --> 00:36:55,760 But back to the hot tub. As we've talked about, 691 00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,679 this slurry is vitally important to this show. This is 692 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,480 kind of the kind of the chemical spill that gives 693 00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:09,320 our heroes their superpowers. You know what I mean. It's 694 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:12,920 the green goo, right, it's the green goo that produces 695 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:16,039 the other colored gooz And we have a hot ass 696 00:37:16,119 --> 00:37:19,000 kiss between it, Damo and the Frasmeister. 697 00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:22,159 Speaker 1: Now, I can't believe how hot Fraser thinks this guy is. 698 00:37:22,199 --> 00:37:24,840 He looks like Cody from Sister Wives to me, look 699 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:27,480 at a picture, because a bunch of wedding pictures of 700 00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:30,119 him before he grew out that ridiculous poodle hair and 701 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,480 just do us side by side. I'm sure a barnacle's 702 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,800 out there that's got some time, free time. Put it 703 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,840 on our Facebook group. He looks identical, so you just 704 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,960 know this if you say that Demo's hot, he looks 705 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:44,880 like Cody from Sister Wives who let Me destroyed, like 706 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:45,760 four women's lives. 707 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,599 Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. We got two kisses to say, 708 00:37:49,159 --> 00:37:53,760 Daimo and Fraser and the Scotsman Kyle and Celenne. Fraser 709 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:58,000 and Demo way hotter. I mean that was that had 710 00:37:58,079 --> 00:38:02,280 electricity in it. So Elenn was just resigned to be 711 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:05,280 okay with Kyle and who knows what happens in the future. 712 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,800 You know, I hope they have children. I have their 713 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,360 fall love. 714 00:38:07,639 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, that's off the table. She tells us 715 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,639 she doesn't want to hurt this guy because this is 716 00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:14,519 just gonna be like a hook up thing and she 717 00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:18,079 doesn't really want anything serious. And I'm sure knowing Kyle 718 00:38:18,119 --> 00:38:19,760 and having hung out with him, I'm sure his heart 719 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,679 will just break it here. 720 00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:25,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Kyle will be destroyed, detonated, detonated. All right, 721 00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,039 get in the comments, let us know what you thought 722 00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:32,159 about the episode. Parenting tips, welcome comment on everything. Be 723 00:38:32,199 --> 00:38:35,320 sure to do that thing that we told you where 724 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,159 you ask a stranger if they've ever wanted to piss 725 00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,840 and so much shitter. I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat saying. 726 00:38:40,599 --> 00:39:05,880 Speaker 3: Good but let her outstanding. Nothing stand