Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right.
Speaker 3: This hour of the one Chotaco Show is brought you
Speaker 3: by our next Sunday Funday coming up with you Taco.
Speaker 2: This Sunday, gonna be out noon to.
Speaker 4: Two at Mullets over there in Claremont This Sunday, You're
Speaker 4: gonna be out with surfside tea and vodka. These are
Speaker 4: really cool events because you go out there that have
Speaker 4: you know, specials on surfside tea and vodka, and then
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Speaker 4: all the whole time. We're there every fifteen minutes. So
Speaker 4: come on out Mullets and Clairemont this Sunday, noon to two.
Speaker 5: Floor to man, fload to man, flowing up man. Got
Speaker 5: to be a flowing man. He's got to be a
Speaker 5: flying event.
Speaker 3: A Florida man covered in mud and completely nude was
Speaker 3: arrested after allegedly vandalizing a work van and trespassing on
Speaker 3: private property in Ostein alright, ostein represent baby, I'm talking
Speaker 3: to Alusia County deputies responded to a suspicious incident around
Speaker 3: five o'clock at a residence on South State Road four fifteen.
Speaker 3: The owner of the van in question is Jared Gabor.
Speaker 3: He told police deputy when he arrived on a property,
Speaker 3: found the windows of his company van had been shattered
Speaker 3: in the driver's door left open. While looking at the damage,
Speaker 3: he witnessed a naked man emerged from a nearby barn
Speaker 3: and then called deputies. The suspect has been identified to
Speaker 3: the thirty one year old Florida man named Zayid khan Oh.
Speaker 3: He was detained and of course read his rights. Why
Speaker 3: is he covered in mud? Have they figured that? Was
Speaker 3: he hanging out with the According to the Sheriff's office,
Speaker 3: con claimed he had been following the sun under instruction
Speaker 3: from a higher power, and admitted he might have vandalized
Speaker 3: the van, although he couldn't fully recall the incident. He
Speaker 3: also said he had knocked on the door of the
Speaker 3: home and wasn't sure why he had removed his clothing,
Speaker 3: which was later found scattered across the property. Deputies found
Speaker 3: the home's patio door open with water running from a hose,
Speaker 3: and furniture rearranged.
Speaker 4: I was following the sun and ended open hostein it
Speaker 4: was higher power man instruction from a higher power.
Speaker 2: That higher power drug induced. Jesus has no mention of
Speaker 2: drugs here.
Speaker 3: He was arrested in charge with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance,
Speaker 3: trespassing and indecent exposure.
Speaker 4: I'd be checking the pigs, you know. If he's covered mud,
Speaker 4: there's gotta be a reason. Now if you're you know,
Speaker 4: you gotta yah see. You have a place, nice little
Speaker 4: some farmland, some acreage right over here, and those team
Speaker 4: my pat yea, and you see this guy wandering out
Speaker 4: there nude covered in mud. I'm not I'm really not
Speaker 4: asking questions, you know, damn well, But if i'm you know,
Speaker 4: I got a big shotgun.
Speaker 3: You gotta ask some questions because he's just smashed out
Speaker 3: the windows of your work van.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm just gonna kind of see where he is
Speaker 4: in life. You know, I don't know if I'm even calling.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna say, authority is this guy once he
Speaker 4: comes at me? Double barrel Baby.
Speaker 3: We've already had headline of the Week and tender number
Speaker 3: one that we've shared with you. Uh, this is headline
Speaker 3: of the week and tender number two, and there'll be
Speaker 3: a third to add to the mix in our final
Speaker 3: idiotology later this morning.
Speaker 2: I have the recorder rolling for number two.
Speaker 3: All Right, confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm confused. Thank goodness.
Speaker 3: I have provided some visual enhancements for said giant sausage,
Speaker 3: which was described as quite girthy. And this isn't Coventry, England.
Speaker 3: At nightclubs, they're not serving sausage there, or food or
Speaker 3: anything of the such. It's so you go in there
Speaker 3: and drink and you know, look at the lights. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. I know somebody's saying. Somebody brought
Speaker 3: in this giant sausage and it has now taken on
Speaker 3: a life of its own to the point where it's
Speaker 3: been dubbed sausage gates.
Speaker 4: Is it a blood sausage? Because I remember when we
Speaker 4: were over in Ireland.
Speaker 3: You ate that it is not a blood sausage. Pull
Speaker 3: up the Facebook page you can see said sausage, which
Speaker 3: appeared in multiple social media post with with clubgoers posing
Speaker 3: with this thing. At various points throughout the evening. Club
Speaker 3: workers found this after the club I closed for the night.
Speaker 4: I wish they had this giant sausage like the picture
Speaker 4: I'm looking at is just laying on. I wish they
Speaker 4: had some of the pictures of people with it so
Speaker 4: I could see the height comparison and who bet the
Speaker 4: end off?
Speaker 3: Well, like you said, apparently this thing had to have
Speaker 3: been at least twelve inches long, as they say, was
Speaker 3: spotted in multiple photographs taken inside the nightclub while it
Speaker 3: was in full swing. People were posing with it. Videos
Speaker 3: being posted of people dancing with it on the dance floor.
Speaker 3: They're trying to get to the bottom of the mystery
Speaker 3: and find out who who brought this thing in.
Speaker 4: It's just like a bachelor party, you know, when the
Speaker 4: guys bring in the blow up doll.
Speaker 2: Same concept. Let me see the picture that you look at.
Speaker 3: That one in comparison to a water bottle, it dwarfs
Speaker 3: a water bottle.
Speaker 2: That is a giant sausage.
Speaker 4: You did you like to hear headline the week one
Speaker 4: because we're gonna compare this and this, and then you
Speaker 4: said we.
Speaker 2: Have another another a little later. Yes, this is.
Speaker 4: One bars hours extended despite pressed jiggling incidents. When you're
Speaker 4: gone giant sausage.
Speaker 3: Well, you said you have a third, so I said,
Speaker 3: breast jiggling giant sausages.
Speaker 2: And what else will be coming later?
Speaker 3: We'll see, Speaking of sausages, somebody we haven't talked about
Speaker 3: in a long time is in the news.
Speaker 2: I guess it every time Anthony Wiener, Yes, for God's sake, Yes.
Speaker 4: Anybody that listens to the show for a while knows
Speaker 4: that every time he goes he's back, or somebody we
Speaker 4: haven't talked I always guess Anthony Winner, and.
Speaker 2: I'm never right.
Speaker 3: Do you know how long it's been since we actually
Speaker 3: talked about Wiener?
Speaker 2: In three years?
Speaker 3: Well, his uh late wife or his former wife, Juma Abadeen,
Speaker 3: who used to be Hillary Clinton's advisor, has since got remarried.
Speaker 3: She married the George Soros son, so she's right back
Speaker 3: in the cash and she had this big, extravagant wedding
Speaker 3: last weekend. So she's moved on with her life. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: her former husband, Anthony still trying to regain his footing
Speaker 3: after his multiple transgressions featuring himself in photographs, his sausage
Speaker 3: and underage girls received communications not once, but twice and
Speaker 3: possibly many more times unsolicited from the former US representative
Speaker 3: from New York.
Speaker 4: Then Anthony Weiner went on to do other stuff didn't.
Speaker 3: He's attempted several political comebacks. The latest came to a
Speaker 3: grinding halt yesterday, as he is now lowered the bar
Speaker 3: of expectator. He had run for governor a few years ago,
Speaker 3: or mayor of New York City a few years go.
Speaker 3: That did not work. So he's like, Oka, how about
Speaker 3: I just try City council came in, came in fourth yesterday,
Speaker 3: five people running. He was four at least he was
Speaker 3: in the bottom.
Speaker 2: Of the barrel. So he takes it. Finally, Anthony Waiter.
Speaker 4: Somebody said, please make this this sausage a headline of
Speaker 4: the week, and oh it's definitely. There's other good ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: somebody else. Mud guy was on math one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Now that's just speculated, But I'm kind of speculating the
Speaker 4: same with you.
Speaker 3: If you're on like farmland in Ostine, covered in mud,
Speaker 3: fully nude, there's yeah.
Speaker 4: You're following the sun and at nighttime think you got
Speaker 4: it was it was daytime.
Speaker 2: It was he had definitely been shot.
Speaker 4: You're walking around my property nude and mud covered looking
Speaker 4: for the sun busted out my work van windows in Ostine.
Speaker 3: If you dropped that guy there, there's no one's even
Speaker 3: gonna blink twice.
Speaker 2: Nope, right out, exactly right on the river.
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