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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour of the one Chotaco Show is brought you

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<v Speaker 3>by our next Sunday Funday coming up with you Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>This Sunday, gonna be out noon to.

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<v Speaker 4>Two at Mullets over there in Claremont This Sunday, You're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be out with surfside tea and vodka. These are

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<v Speaker 4>really cool events because you go out there that have

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<v Speaker 4>you know, specials on surfside tea and vodka, and then

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<v Speaker 4>we do a j R R. Summer Rock concert tickets

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<v Speaker 4>all the whole time. We're there every fifteen minutes. So

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<v Speaker 4>come on out Mullets and Clairemont this Sunday, noon to two.

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<v Speaker 5>Floor to man, fload to man, flowing up man. Got

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<v Speaker 5>to be a flowing man. He's got to be a

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<v Speaker 5>flying event.

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<v Speaker 3>A Florida man covered in mud and completely nude was

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<v Speaker 3>arrested after allegedly vandalizing a work van and trespassing on

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<v Speaker 3>private property in Ostein alright, ostein represent baby, I'm talking

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<v Speaker 3>to Alusia County deputies responded to a suspicious incident around

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<v Speaker 3>five o'clock at a residence on South State Road four fifteen.

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<v Speaker 3>The owner of the van in question is Jared Gabor.

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<v Speaker 3>He told police deputy when he arrived on a property,

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<v Speaker 3>found the windows of his company van had been shattered

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<v Speaker 3>in the driver's door left open. While looking at the damage,

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<v Speaker 3>he witnessed a naked man emerged from a nearby barn

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<v Speaker 3>and then called deputies. The suspect has been identified to

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<v Speaker 3>the thirty one year old Florida man named Zayid khan Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>He was detained and of course read his rights. Why

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<v Speaker 3>is he covered in mud? Have they figured that? Was

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<v Speaker 3>he hanging out with the According to the Sheriff's office,

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<v Speaker 3>con claimed he had been following the sun under instruction

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<v Speaker 3>from a higher power, and admitted he might have vandalized

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<v Speaker 3>the van, although he couldn't fully recall the incident. He

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<v Speaker 3>also said he had knocked on the door of the

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<v Speaker 3>home and wasn't sure why he had removed his clothing,

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<v Speaker 3>which was later found scattered across the property. Deputies found

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<v Speaker 3>the home's patio door open with water running from a hose,

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<v Speaker 3>and furniture rearranged.

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<v Speaker 4>I was following the sun and ended open hostein it

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<v Speaker 4>was higher power man instruction from a higher power.

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<v Speaker 2>That higher power drug induced. Jesus has no mention of

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<v Speaker 2>drugs here.

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<v Speaker 3>He was arrested in charge with burglary of an unoccupied conveyance,

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<v Speaker 3>trespassing and indecent exposure.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be checking the pigs, you know. If he's covered mud,

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<v Speaker 4>there's gotta be a reason. Now if you're you know,

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<v Speaker 4>you gotta yah see. You have a place, nice little

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<v Speaker 4>some farmland, some acreage right over here, and those team

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<v Speaker 4>my pat yea, and you see this guy wandering out

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<v Speaker 4>there nude covered in mud. I'm not I'm really not

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<v Speaker 4>asking questions, you know, damn well, But if i'm you know,

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<v Speaker 4>I got a big shotgun.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta ask some questions because he's just smashed out

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<v Speaker 3>the windows of your work van.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm just gonna kind of see where he is

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<v Speaker 4>in life. You know, I don't know if I'm even calling.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just gonna say, authority is this guy once he

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<v Speaker 4>comes at me? Double barrel Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>We've already had headline of the Week and tender number

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<v Speaker 3>one that we've shared with you. Uh, this is headline

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<v Speaker 3>of the week and tender number two, and there'll be

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<v Speaker 3>a third to add to the mix in our final

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<v Speaker 3>idiotology later this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the recorder rolling for number two.

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<v Speaker 3>All Right, confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, I'm confused. Thank goodness.

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<v Speaker 3>I have provided some visual enhancements for said giant sausage,

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<v Speaker 3>which was described as quite girthy. And this isn't Coventry, England.

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<v Speaker 3>At nightclubs, they're not serving sausage there, or food or

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<v Speaker 3>anything of the such. It's so you go in there

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<v Speaker 3>and drink and you know, look at the lights. You

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<v Speaker 3>know what I'm saying. I know somebody's saying. Somebody brought

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<v Speaker 3>in this giant sausage and it has now taken on

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<v Speaker 3>a life of its own to the point where it's

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<v Speaker 3>been dubbed sausage gates.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it a blood sausage? Because I remember when we

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<v Speaker 4>were over in Ireland.

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<v Speaker 3>You ate that it is not a blood sausage. Pull

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<v Speaker 3>up the Facebook page you can see said sausage, which

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<v Speaker 3>appeared in multiple social media post with with clubgoers posing

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<v Speaker 3>with this thing. At various points throughout the evening. Club

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<v Speaker 3>workers found this after the club I closed for the night.

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<v Speaker 4>I wish they had this giant sausage like the picture

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at is just laying on. I wish they

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<v Speaker 4>had some of the pictures of people with it so

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<v Speaker 4>I could see the height comparison and who bet the

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<v Speaker 4>end off?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, like you said, apparently this thing had to have

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<v Speaker 3>been at least twelve inches long, as they say, was

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<v Speaker 3>spotted in multiple photographs taken inside the nightclub while it

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<v Speaker 3>was in full swing. People were posing with it. Videos

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<v Speaker 3>being posted of people dancing with it on the dance floor.

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<v Speaker 3>They're trying to get to the bottom of the mystery

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<v Speaker 3>and find out who who brought this thing in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like a bachelor party, you know, when the

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<v Speaker 4>guys bring in the blow up doll.

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<v Speaker 2>Same concept. Let me see the picture that you look at.

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<v Speaker 3>That one in comparison to a water bottle, it dwarfs

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<v Speaker 3>a water bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a giant sausage.

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<v Speaker 4>You did you like to hear headline the week one

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<v Speaker 4>because we're gonna compare this and this, and then you

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<v Speaker 4>said we.

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<v Speaker 2>Have another another a little later. Yes, this is.

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<v Speaker 4>One bars hours extended despite pressed jiggling incidents. When you're

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<v Speaker 4>gone giant sausage.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you said you have a third, so I said,

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<v Speaker 3>breast jiggling giant sausages.

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<v Speaker 2>And what else will be coming later?

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see, Speaking of sausages, somebody we haven't talked about

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<v Speaker 3>in a long time is in the news.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it every time Anthony Wiener, Yes, for God's sake, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody that listens to the show for a while knows

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<v Speaker 4>that every time he goes he's back, or somebody we

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<v Speaker 4>haven't talked I always guess Anthony Winner, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm never right.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know how long it's been since we actually

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<v Speaker 3>talked about Wiener?

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<v Speaker 2>In three years?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, his uh late wife or his former wife, Juma Abadeen,

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<v Speaker 3>who used to be Hillary Clinton's advisor, has since got remarried.

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<v Speaker 3>She married the George Soros son, so she's right back

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<v Speaker 3>in the cash and she had this big, extravagant wedding

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<v Speaker 3>last weekend. So she's moved on with her life. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 3>her former husband, Anthony still trying to regain his footing

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<v Speaker 3>after his multiple transgressions featuring himself in photographs, his sausage

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<v Speaker 3>and underage girls received communications not once, but twice and

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<v Speaker 3>possibly many more times unsolicited from the former US representative

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<v Speaker 3>from New York.

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<v Speaker 4>Then Anthony Weiner went on to do other stuff didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He's attempted several political comebacks. The latest came to a

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<v Speaker 3>grinding halt yesterday, as he is now lowered the bar

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<v Speaker 3>of expectator. He had run for governor a few years ago,

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<v Speaker 3>or mayor of New York City a few years go.

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<v Speaker 3>That did not work. So he's like, Oka, how about

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<v Speaker 3>I just try City council came in, came in fourth yesterday,

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<v Speaker 3>five people running. He was four at least he was

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<v Speaker 3>in the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the barrel. So he takes it. Finally, Anthony Waiter.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody said, please make this this sausage a headline of

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<v Speaker 4>the week, and oh it's definitely. There's other good ones. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>somebody else. Mud guy was on math one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's just speculated, But I'm kind of speculating the

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<v Speaker 4>same with you.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're on like farmland in Ostine, covered in mud,

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<v Speaker 3>fully nude, there's yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You're following the sun and at nighttime think you got

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<v Speaker 4>it was it was daytime.

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<v Speaker 2>It was he had definitely been shot.

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<v Speaker 4>You're walking around my property nude and mud covered looking

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<v Speaker 4>for the sun busted out my work van windows in Ostine.

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<v Speaker 3>If you dropped that guy there, there's no one's even

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<v Speaker 3>gonna blink twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, right out, exactly right on the river.

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<v Speaker 1>W j r R, Orlando's rock station,