Speaker 1: Good morning from Good Chris.
Speaker 2: Good all right, I'm gonna do it all right, I'm
gonna good morning from Hell God.
Speaker 3: This Okay, I'm Chris, and I died recent I'm Clayton. Yes,
you're Clayton. He's Satan's brother.
Speaker 1: Why are you no? Don't describe me that? Wakay?
Speaker 2: This episode one? This sounds like episode one. We're tripping
on our own dicks.
Speaker 4: Right, this is Hell's number one podcast.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 3: We interview all people who have died in Hell and
that's my eternal punishment.
Speaker 1: And I'm Clayton. I own Chris.
Speaker 2: We wasted thirty seconds of people's lives just then. How
does it make you feel, Chris.
Speaker 3: I'm or there afterlives of which cause there's no real waste.
It's all just a endless log of pain and suffering
and repetition.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's a good point. What's what's the stick
for this episode? What are we doing?
Speaker 4: I have a question?
Speaker 1: Okay, answer said question? Shoot?
Speaker 4: Oh I see what it did? You had a real gun?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, shoot, and then I shot the gun
and bleeding, but you'll heal.
Speaker 3: This is from the hot Mail. This person is an
auditor Jonathan B. How many auditors are in Helen? Do
they get any special privileges for being such assholes in
real life?
Speaker 1: Oh? Mean, yeah, all auditors go to Hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we have them in a special place called
auditors and Otters. We have otters there too, and the
auditors just audit the otters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's it. But I imagine auditors. They must
be hard for them to communicate because otters don't talk
very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they just they just count things.
Speaker 2: They're they're the kind of guys that when they're walking
on a sidewalk, you know, they don't want to step
on the cracks because superscision.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Did they have talking otters and Hell?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah. Otters have a lot to say.
Speaker 2: On Earth, they're not allowed to talk, but when they
come down here, you just can't shut them up.
Speaker 4: Oh they're not allowed to talk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they just want to. They talk about holding hands,
floating water, other otter things, phone.
Speaker 1: Case they love those.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Are otters evil?
Speaker 2: No, we just we just we kind of negotiated with
Heaven and we were able to pull otters down here.
Speaker 1: We actually treat him quite well. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The water that they swim in is purified it's it's
warmed from the fires, but like not too hot.
Speaker 1: It's like a hot tub. Yeah, otters love it down here.
We love otters. So it's one of the few joys
that that are in Hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're great, and they're only in with the auditors.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's kind of a torture for the auditors. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if auditors like nice things, that's probably
why they're done Hell. They just like counting things and
making people pay their taxes and shit.
Speaker 3: I would imagine orders are more of the creative type.
So like an auditor being forced to spend so much
time with an otter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you also you walk in, you know,
and if I need like an auditor or an otter,
I'll just be like.
Speaker 1: Hey, I need an auditor.
Speaker 2: And then everybody everybody raised their hand and there's a
whole bunch of confusion because it's just like who we're
talking to?
Speaker 1: Auditor, who knows?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just all over the place.
Speaker 1: Well, that was a dumb question.
Speaker 2: Moving on, I got one from our Twitter account at
Hall Clayton sixty nine. Cameron Pester asks, are you guys
the official podcast of Chili's And I think we're still negotiation,
but host cross because.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'd be a big sponsorship. Huh.
Speaker 2: I mean them playing our podcast over the speaker would
be a drastic improvement because they always play really bad music.
Speaker 3: If there was a chili that opened up in Hell,
it could be the Red Hot Chili Chilies and they
can have peppers.
Speaker 1: I'm not following, what is don't What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Well, it's a it's a band who the Red Hot
Chili Peppers.
Speaker 1: M good one. All right, Well, poet of.
Speaker 2: This podcast is for us to comb through and interview
every single resident, all of them, millions billions of people,
all right.
Speaker 1: And common problem that we keep.
Speaker 2: Running into is there's so many dudes named John Smith.
Speaker 4: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You know, it's the most common name of the English language.
So every now and then we're gonna have to have
an episode where we just bring on, you know, a
couple of John smith just to get through them. You know,
So this is this is a John Smith episode. Okay,
so actually I think that's him.
Speaker 1: They're at the door, right, come on, come on, guys,
hey can we come in? Yeah? See right there, yeah,
right there you are.
Speaker 4: John.
Speaker 5: I am John Smith v. John Smith colonist. I never
figured out how to say that word, is it? Colonist?
I colonialized all of America, all of it, all of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So you're the John Smith from history that we probably
right about with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. You might have heard of me through Pocahontas for
all you uneducated people. But she basically was flying by
my tailcoat.
Speaker 2: So you were not like a colonist like you. You don't
make cologne.
Speaker 1: No, oh, I was mistaken.
Speaker 5: No, I you know I I skipped school. I'm not
experiencing any of those trades or anything. I skipped school,
sail across the world, found a new country. Wow. Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 1: It's not bad.
Speaker 3: Well, you're not bad at but you did like kill
a bunch of Native Americans.
Speaker 5: That's why I'm in hell, right, is it?
Speaker 4: I assume? So I mean you have to ask him?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, most certainly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, So you're John Smith, the colonist d John Smith,
John Smith.
Speaker 1: You sir, you you introduce yourself.
Speaker 6: Hello, I am also called John Smith, but to avoid confusion,
you can call me my full name, John Jacob Jingleheimas Smith.
Speaker 5: Wait, his name is my name too.
Speaker 2: All right, calm down, Whenever we go out the people,
they always shout John Jingle Himmer Smith, So chill out.
Speaker 4: Are you are? You'll fucking with me? Is this a bit?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I don't understand. What's happening is.
Speaker 5: We're both we're both named John Smith.
Speaker 6: His name is his name too, Yes, my mother gave
me that name.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then whenever they go out the people, they always shouted, wait,
you know this is a song.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're with me, Chris, Chris? You're Chris?
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I'm Chris.
Speaker 5: Kind of sounds a little close to Christ, but I
I me and Clayton will let that slide now. I
think what you're not understanding is both of our names
are John Smith, and it's like a huge coincidence.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, there's a song John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith.
Speaker 4: His name is my name too.
Speaker 1: No, your name is Chris. You're Krista Marris.
Speaker 5: No, I know, my what we just established that it's
only our name.
Speaker 6: We sha the names. By way.
Speaker 5: He owns this.
Speaker 6: What's this called?
Speaker 4: This thing?
Speaker 6: We're doing?
Speaker 1: Good morning from help?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: Okay, but what brought you on?
Speaker 1: John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, yeah wait wait, yes, just get it now, Chris, No,
I get it.
Speaker 4: But what you said?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no, what do.
Speaker 4: You mean why would you do that normally? If it's
you're fucking with me that what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I was I did a click
in my ear. I was clearing it out.
Speaker 3: Okay, you do know about the song John Jacob jingle
Himer Smith.
Speaker 5: No, so wait, this guy writes music.
Speaker 1: Is that you're a musician. That's cool.
Speaker 6: No, I'm a baker. I can't even read music.
Speaker 3: Interesting okay, never mind, just just let's just get John
Jacob jingle Heimer Smith.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, okay, so you did it again. What
are you talking about?
Speaker 6: You did it again.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just humming. Okay.
Speaker 3: You're definitely fucking with me. I would never do such
a thing to you, Chris. Okay, John Jacob jingle Heimer Smith.
Speaker 1: His name is his name? No, I know, I got
I got it.
Speaker 4: I got it, Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm John Smith.
Speaker 6: He's John Jacob jingle him Smith, oh Smith.
Speaker 4: And his name is your name too.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 6: Yes, that's it. That's all there is. Okay, nothing else.
Speaker 1: We have some clarification there.
Speaker 6: Jeez, so you're a baker, yes, John Jacob, Yes, that's me.
That's all I do. I've been here for about one
hundred years.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you you like probably put people in your
pies or something that's scary like that.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've done anything I've been here. I
think it was a mix up so many John Smith,
you know is a problem.
Speaker 2: Actually, hold on, I got the paperwork here. Oh yeah,
you know, yeah, you're not supposed to be down here.
Oh you led a really good life. You just yeah,
your name's John John Jacob, Jingo Himmer Smith.
Speaker 6: But yes, we just have you lodges John Smith and
his name.
Speaker 1: Too, is it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That's wait, am I sposed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're definitely supposed to do right here. You're
supposed to John Smith. But then this says John Smith,
John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith.
Speaker 6: And that's good. I was afraid it might have had
something to do with the slayings, but apparently not. I
I led a good life.
Speaker 2: Like Christmas, like Christmas. Yes, interesting, Well you're stuck down
here though, you know, sorry.
Speaker 5: It takes you back season. Hell, am I right? That's right, am,
I right, Clayton.
Speaker 1: I love this guy.
Speaker 5: I've never met this guy before. I love him.
Speaker 6: I find him quite pleasant. Yeah, so this one confuses
me though.
Speaker 3: I'm very confused to Let's go to John Smith for
a moment. Hello, No, no, sorry, Johnson. I'm gonna we're
gonna refer to this one as John Smith and you're
John Smith, John Smith, and you're John Jacob Jingle Himer Smith. Okay,
you're doing it. You're definitely doing what you do. Nothing nothing,
there's a rat skirring.
Speaker 1: On the floor. No was saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: Okay whatever, h John the John Smith hit me? Can
you clear up what is the story.
Speaker 4: Between you and Pocahontas?
Speaker 3: Because I know there's there's a cartoon about it, But
also like, wasn't she like actually twelve or something? So
y'all didn't actually have a relationship?
Speaker 4: What is the deal?
Speaker 5: You know, we didn't have id's back then, so you
just kind of like rolled with it.
Speaker 4: Oh so man, you were ow old?
Speaker 1: Was she again?
Speaker 6: Who knows?
Speaker 1: I think she was? She was twelve? Right?
Speaker 5: Is that was she? She was mature? For so, first
of all, I didn't know she was twelve. Okay, that's
my defense. That's what I'm rolling with.
Speaker 1: You didn't question it or anything.
Speaker 5: Like that, No, because I mean really, like we're sailors.
We all just fuck each other.
Speaker 4: So it's long trips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a long ass trip across that Atlantics.
I left England as hetero male. By the time we
land in America. Oh my god, let me tell you.
Speaker 4: You had a new world opened up for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. That opening was my butthole.
Speaker 2: Yes. Yeah, So if you're from England, what do you
what do you? Something like that some of.
Speaker 5: Your voice, cuz it's we found a new new world here, man.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you just you lost the accent. You're like, you're
going to go to a new direction.
Speaker 5: You know. I used to talk like this. The moment
I stepped down on that new world soil, I started
talking like this, I said, new world knew me.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: I'm glad I never left in Germany.
Speaker 3: No, no, don't worry. Germany got really fucked up too. After
when when did when were you years ago.
Speaker 6: Like eighteen ninety or something. I don't know. Everything it
was pretty peachy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, Germany got real fucked up. I mean, after
you left.
Speaker 5: The Ottoman Empire, man, they were like they were larger
in charge back when I was around that a furniture store.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's kind of a weird eiche market.
Speaker 4: We're still anonymous, not even couch, not even couch at all.
Speaker 5: Weird had a global monopoly.
Speaker 4: But yeah, don't worry.
Speaker 3: Germans are fucked up, just as fucked up as Americans
and call.
Speaker 5: They We're all fucked up in my right, that's why
we're here.
Speaker 4: That's why we're that's why we're all here.
Speaker 5: High five.
Speaker 4: I don't want to high five view high five. I
don't want high five.
Speaker 6: High five you John spin Okay, so what.
Speaker 4: Made you want to leave to go to the New World?
Speaker 1: Were you trying to escape something?
Speaker 5: Or Queen was on my dick? Yeah, yeah, being like
you gotta pray, you gotta do all these things I
don't agree with, or well that she said she agrees
with them, and you won't agree with I don't even remember.
It was so long ago.
Speaker 6: Yeah, where are you asking me all these questions?
Speaker 4: I mean, it's an interview show.
Speaker 2: Talk show, you know, we're required to do this. We
gotta interview everybody to help.
Speaker 5: You know, It's just like I told you, guys said,
new world knew me when I landed on that soil
whatever it's called America's. And when I came down here
to Hell, I stepped on that Molton lava and I said,
new place knew me. I said it again. And so
all y'all trying to dredge up my past?
Speaker 1: Who cares? Who cares?
Speaker 5: How many people I slayd Who cares?
Speaker 6: That's what I've always saying exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you gotta get on the John train. Okayoo, yeah,
we only moved forward. Yeah, sir John Jacob Jingleheimer.
Speaker 4: No no, no, yeah, yeah, I think we've got that
part clear.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 4: So John Jacob, you're a baker, or you are a baker.
Speaker 6: I'm still a baker. I opened up a nice shop.
Speaker 4: You have a bakery in Hell.
Speaker 6: Yes, I don't even need ovens. That's funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that makes sense. What's your bakery? You like?
Speaker 6: Oh, it's just like the one in Germany, but this
time it's a little bit warmer. And this time the
meat comes to me. But back back home, I had
to uh procure it myself. For the meat pies.
Speaker 1: What kind of meatia you cooking?
Speaker 6: There was eve of humans sometimes a little bit of
h are.
Speaker 4: You talking about in earth or here on Earth?
Speaker 6: On Earth? There was those things that I listed, most
of them.
Speaker 5: So you are you?
Speaker 4: Do you eat people?
Speaker 5: Do? I?
Speaker 4: Did you eat people on on back in Germany? No?
Speaker 6: I only cooked them. That's different. Okay, yeah, but new
old World, Old me, you know, that's the exact John
Smith says.
Speaker 2: So that's the theme of this episode is it's not
it's not about John Smith's.
Speaker 1: It's about you know, making new new lives, new beginnings.
Speaker 6: It's about the John Smith in you.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 5: We all got a little John Smith in us. Now,
speaking of new world, New Me, recently, I kind of
got the the old colonial itch.
Speaker 4: And so I think that's called syphilis.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean I am cursed with that eternally. Yeah, yeah,
but this is a different kind of itch, and it's
on my soul, which also I was also cursed with
soul syphilis downhill. But this is yet another different kind
of itch. And so I thought, hey, how long has
hell been around? For a long ass time beginning of
time before time? Time for a new one, new Hell.
I'm founding it. What I don't know if you guys
want to get in on the ground for We're gonna
sail across Lava River, Lava River Lake. It's a big ass.
It's an ocean size.
Speaker 6: It's a river lake and an ocean I like it.
Speaker 5: Well, it's ocean size. Oh okay, Yeah, We're gonna sail
across is found new Hell, just like I did back
in the day. What I'm known for, what I'm remembered for,
what I'm celebrated for. I know all y'all love me
and my antics down here in Hell.
Speaker 1: To take him to a new place.
Speaker 5: Yeah, time to start fresh?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I do you need like a patriarch at
this new Hell?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Could I be what's that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: A like a leader?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: Could you know you.
Speaker 2: Got Satan in regular shitty Hell? What if you had
Clayton in Hell?
Speaker 1: Two point zero?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 5: I like that. Well, as long as when we land,
I want to found a little town.
Speaker 1: What do you call it?
Speaker 5: Not Jamestown? We're gonna call it John Town.
Speaker 4: Oh all right.
Speaker 5: So we got john Town, John Town? Yeah, only John
Smith's allowed.
Speaker 6: Can I come?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: This might actually, you know, solve some problems because we
could just send all the john Smiths out to New
Hell and then you.
Speaker 4: Know, then we don't have to do another john Smith.
Speaker 1: We're not to interview them because there can be another
place and they're not available.
Speaker 5: That actually would be great, because, to be honest, I've
been in Hell for hundreds of years. This is my
first time being in the same room with another John Smith.
Speaker 6: I know it's difficult for us to find each other
these days. We're so spread out. But you brought us
together finally, and I've been looking to expand my business
to new locations. We need food, yes, and there's a
lot of john Smith's out there who are hungry and
also delicious.
Speaker 2: There's not a really good networking infrastructure down here in Hell.
Speaker 1: You know, I have access to hotmail, but not everybody does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, in sort of like john Smith network.
Speaker 6: If you need access to a hot metal like an
hook you up?
Speaker 1: Whoa did you have on that?
Speaker 4: What's the hell version of LinkedIn?
Speaker 1: Oh? LinkedIn? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, that's why that's why nobody uses it. That's why
nobody knows each other.
Speaker 4: It's just LinkedIn just shit. Yeah, no, he uses it.
That makes sense.
Speaker 3: That cocks if we make Hell two point oh with
John Smith. So John Smith and all the other john
Smith and they can all they can all go there.
Speaker 4: So what's your plan for Hell? Two point Oh you
got a ship or how are you gonna.
Speaker 5: I'm in the market for that. I'm looking for some
sort of queen or something that I can trick into
giving me a bunch of supplies and men. I mean,
maybe if you got your resources, we just fill a
couple of boats with some John Smiths.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Clayton is sort of a queen of Hell if
you think about.
Speaker 1: It a little bit, I'm second your majesty. Well, thank you.
Speaker 4: Don't do that to him.
Speaker 1: He christ Uh, yeah, I think we can. We can.
Speaker 2: We can muck up together some some some parts and
some ship stuff.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: I have an old race car bed, so like, that's
a good pace.
Speaker 5: You can start there, Okay. And just so you know
we're found in this colony.
Speaker 6: We're never gonna go independent, I promise.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you give me that.
Speaker 5: Just gonna be a colony, I promise.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yeah right, I'm I'm filled with confidence.
Speaker 1: This sounds good. Yeah, I should call it confidence.
Speaker 5: I like the sound of that.
Speaker 1: All right, Maybe that could be part of your your
your thing.
Speaker 4: You can have your own language Johnlish John Glish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone comes in and they're like, hey, what's going
John in here?
Speaker 4: Is this is hell two point zero?
Speaker 3: Just basically smurfs, but with John Smith's so it's like John,
build a John.
Speaker 4: So you just use the word John everything but John. Yeah,
Papa John.
Speaker 5: I don't get it. What's so funny? I'd love to
be Papa John.
Speaker 1: Where you laughing Papa John?
Speaker 4: Well, isn't Papa John already gonna come to Hell at
some point.
Speaker 6: On one of these weeks?
Speaker 5: He's halfway here already?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: This is See this is gonna get confusing because I
know there's a lot of John Smith, but if there's
a Papa John and then a Papa John Smith, that's
just adding a whole other level to the confusion. Can
you mean example of how you might communicate using the
new John language?
Speaker 5: To be completely honest, I just johned myself right before
coming into this meeting.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Speaker 5: You figure it out.
Speaker 6: It's a good thing because I johned in a pastry
earlier and sold it to an old woman.
Speaker 4: Uh are you johned into a pastry? Oh?
Speaker 1: You old John artist. There we go.
Speaker 3: Does that mean you put a John in the pastry?
He puts your John in the pastry.
Speaker 6: That's two separate things on the venu.
Speaker 4: Okay too dishes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so they're different that I do both.
Speaker 1: Yes, Chris, just let it go, Just let let by
John by John Man.
Speaker 2: I you know what, I I fully endorse this new world,
John Smith and John Jacob g Mimer Smith.
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna do some great things out there.
Speaker 2: And I'm like a proud father right now my little
babies crossed the ocean.
Speaker 5: Well, happy to make you proud, your majesty. We don't
see any way that this could backfire on you.
Speaker 4: Okay, is there definitely land over there?
Speaker 5: We'll find out.
Speaker 1: We don't know.
Speaker 5: Just put all us John Smith's on some boats. We'll
sell that way. We'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: It's not good to put all your John's in one basket, though.
Speaker 1: Well you know what, knock John Wood good luck.
Speaker 2: What if there's a forest over there, would you call
it like the Amazon Jungle?
Speaker 3: So whenever you cross over this new world, are you
gonna like build housing?
Speaker 2: I mean you're gonna have to build everything, a new
government infrastructure. You know a military FBI, I mean pentagon.
Speaker 5: I mean that, you know, guys, that's not really my specialty.
I'm more of a hit it and quit it type colonist.
So I'm just playing on getting out of this new world,
hitting it and then maybe quitting it, you know, maybe
sticking around. We'll see, Yeah, government, who needs a government?
Am I? Right? Am I?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Your majesty, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with the patriarchy, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be a and jarky anarchy. I'm trying
to see John Smith anarchy kind of.
Speaker 5: It's it's and.
Speaker 2: They're gonna establish it. And John thinks it's a real story.
Speaker 1: Panto John. They're not all winners. I'm trying here.
Speaker 6: Not every John Smith is a winner either. Look at me.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, don't be so down on yourself. Man, you
ate people.
Speaker 6: I mean I cooked salm and fed them to other people.
I didn't eat Sam. Hear me out, John Smith z
John Smith? Yes, mister Jacob behind that's me. Yes, I
think we have an honorary John Smith right before us.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, no, you get out of here.
Speaker 5: Your name it says Clayton on your little placard there,
but maybe it's clay.
Speaker 2: Clay John whoa Clay John You know what for this podcast,
in this podcast only.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go by the name John Smith.
Speaker 5: His name is our name too.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's delightful. We should write a song and sing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great that's a great idea. John Smith.
Speaker 6: Thank you, John Smith, John Smith.
Speaker 5: Yes, John Smith, pleasure having you on.
Speaker 1: John Smith, Thank Smith, John Smith.
Speaker 6: That's meat have you on, John Smith, Thank you, John Smith.
Speaker 1: This is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, have an idea. If you're going to start
a band, y'all could be the Smiths.
Speaker 4: What is that? The Smiths.
Speaker 5: I don't get it, because y'all it's like it's a band,
is Yeah, that would be the name of our band.
Speaker 1: I'm not following. All right, Well, you know what we're
gonna go, h start building our ship so that we
can get these.
Speaker 2: John Smiths over across the sea and they can start
the new you know, hell two point zero.
Speaker 4: And the new and the band the Smiths.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, anyways, John Smith, John Smith, after you,
John Smith, John Smith, John Smith.
Speaker 6: Don't forget John Smith right just way, John Smith, Thank you,
John Smith, Thank you, John Smith. I hate this so welcome.
John Smith.
Speaker 3: This this is hell. Yeah, thanks for listening to Good
Morning from Help. Please tell all your friends name John
to listen to this podcast. Yeah, I guess hale John Smith.
Hail Hail Chris, Hail Chris. Thanks to our special guest,
John Smith, who was played by John Smith.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can find him at John Smith with two
F's on Twitter. And then also thank you to John
Jacob Jiglheimer Smith who was played by Jacob Fullerton and
he is underscore Jacob Fullerton on Twitter. You can go
check them out at Funhouse.
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Speaker 3: We're trying to do only guests that are actually named
after the characters they play.
Speaker 4: We'll see how long that lasts.
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