Speaker 1: Welcome to the Snark Tank.
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Speaker 3: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray Good, Derek Black,
Speaker 3: Ben and Tom Sway.
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Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's us again.
Speaker 1: It's me Chris, it's him Kingston. Look at him, Look
Speaker 1: at him, Look at him. It's him. Look it's Derek
Speaker 1: over there right there. A mirror. Whoa your name was
Speaker 1: a mirror? No, I said, I'm here, But I do
Speaker 1: like that name a mirror though. It's a good name.
Speaker 1: It's not a bad name for not you, I guess, yeah,
Speaker 1: for not men like Derek. So generic maybe yeah, most
Speaker 1: names of generic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well that's that's well. I guess, you know, I
Speaker 3: guess I'm speaking as an American. I'm like, yeah, it's boring,
Speaker 3: you know, Derek. Oh okay, Yeah, you know. How about
Speaker 3: how about yeah, amir, how about fucking Bungatti or something?
Speaker 3: How about like Mumbato or something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say I have Yeah, I would say
Speaker 4: I have one of the most unique English names, probably
Speaker 4: probably like in English language, probably one of the more
Speaker 4: you like non Commonland.
Speaker 1: Kingston, James, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Actually, Kinkston is not common English name.
Speaker 1: It's not uncommon. I've heard the name Kingston before.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, because of course, but like for a long.
Speaker 1: Unique name needs to be like something that isn't also
Speaker 1: a place, I mean for sure, yeah, for sure, because
Speaker 1: there's more Kingston's over across the fucking water.
Speaker 4: I imagine plenty of those idiots over there. Our friend lives
Speaker 4: in a place called idiots. Our friend lives in a place,
Speaker 4: the place called Kingston over there, And it's like, that's.
Speaker 1: So, have you been to Kingston proper?
Speaker 4: I've been to Kingston, Jamaica and New York. I've never
Speaker 4: been to Why would I go to the fucking sticks
Speaker 4: of Like why would I go to where there are goblins? Like?
Speaker 1: Why the fuck? That's insane?
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I i'd go where I came
Speaker 3: from if I knew, I did I get from there?
Speaker 1: How do you know I'm not from? How did you
Speaker 1: not be from there? If your names Kingston? That is
Speaker 1: not weird slavery? That you mean how that works? You
Speaker 1: mean it works? My name is actually Yankers. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: see ye.
Speaker 4: See, I'm not going I don't even want to go
Speaker 4: to the UK again ever really, but like I'm not
Speaker 4: going to the Sticks.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go to the United Kingston's.
Speaker 4: Never the United Kingdom?
Speaker 5: Is?
Speaker 4: It was really cool where I was, But then I
Speaker 4: realized right around where I was people getting stabbed violently,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, oh, you're interesting, interesting, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I don't know many that and.
Speaker 3: Get shot in the face over here in the face
Speaker 3: I get cut off and then I get mad and
Speaker 3: flip them off and then they shoot me.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's not quite like that yet on its way though.
Speaker 4: It's not quite like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. If you don't you wait lively.
Speaker 1: Have you not seen that before?
Speaker 4: I've seen it, But it's not common. It's not fair enough,
Speaker 4: and like getting chef up at the freaking train stop.
Speaker 1: Like over there, before we get too far, before we
Speaker 1: get too far into the lunacy, Okay, I want to
Speaker 1: point out we've got we've got some new merch. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we were waiting on some other things too, but I
Speaker 1: just want to I want to get some stuff out there.
Speaker 1: We've been talking about it for a long time. We
Speaker 1: got an autistic in a free shirt I'm wearing it right now.
Speaker 1: We also have final fantasy up. It's a black and
Speaker 1: white one. We have a do we have a colored one?
Speaker 1: It'll be done. Okay, cool, So we have a black
Speaker 1: and white one for just like the uh for just
Speaker 1: like white teas and white hoodies. But go over there
Speaker 1: snark Tank dot shop check it out. It's just a
Speaker 1: random it's a two shirt drop. But there's like a
Speaker 1: couple of other things in there. Uh, there will be
Speaker 1: more stuff added over time. Uh, snark Tank dot Shop,
Speaker 1: go over there, or we'll kill you, as it is customary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been a minute since you said that. I'm
Speaker 3: glad you double down.
Speaker 1: I kind of forgot to. I forgot to, I forgot
Speaker 1: to keep threatening. Yeah, yeah, it works, it was. It
Speaker 1: was working. Actually quite a time you do that. I see, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: significant increase. It's actually kind of crazy. Also going to
Speaker 1: Patronic compass a stark tank or we'll kill you. And
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of a bunch of tears over there.
Speaker 1: One dollar early access add for you all that shit. Uh,
Speaker 1: pop on over there or again. And I hate to
Speaker 1: belabor the point, we will kill you, Yes we will anyway,
Speaker 1: what uh, what are we what do we got on
Speaker 1: the docket today. There's a couple of things.
Speaker 4: Seeing bombs fire over Hawaii.
Speaker 1: It was Bob flying over Hawaii. Well, yeah, they launched them.
Speaker 1: People in Hawaii were like, uh, what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? This news to me?
Speaker 4: When we when Iran got when we when we we
Speaker 4: tee bagged Ron for that other place. That's like not
Speaker 4: our country, is it?
Speaker 1: Because Iran is like right next to Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Not right nice, But that's what you're talking about that
Speaker 3: this happened, you know, really, Like when I was watching
Speaker 3: the Hawaii Centator, they were like looking up and they
Speaker 3: saw like videos of them going.
Speaker 1: Over in Hawaii. Yeah, from where I think they launched
Speaker 1: it from that area? I think from Hawaii.
Speaker 4: I think they launched from that area.
Speaker 3: Are you saying I feel like this is wrong? You
Speaker 3: were launched from Hawaiian I.
Speaker 4: Think to what you call it too over by where
Speaker 4: Iron was. I think that's where they were shot from.
Speaker 4: I could be wrong, You're probably one hundred percent wrong,
Speaker 4: but I'm pretty sure that's I.
Speaker 1: Can't imagine that that's true. It sounds wildly wrong, Jamie,
Speaker 1: pull that fact check that, Jamie.
Speaker 3: But because the only thing that I know is that
Speaker 3: you know there were uh airplanes dropping bombs I didn't
Speaker 3: know about.
Speaker 4: I didn't know missiles were okay, so I'm assuming they
Speaker 4: might have shot.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm wondering what you saw. Do you remember where
Speaker 1: you saw that?
Speaker 4: I was on you dreamed this? Probably that sounds more
Speaker 4: likely now that I talk about.
Speaker 3: It, if you if you could find where you saw that,
Speaker 3: if you remember, because I would like to see what
Speaker 3: you're like, what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I bet it's Ai or something. I bet you saw
Speaker 1: like an Ai fund A video. I've cat becoming a fish.
Speaker 4: I've only fallen fall a twice that I know of. Really, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know it's really as long as penguins. That scared
Speaker 4: me because I was like, all these penguins are really cute,
Speaker 4: but penguins aren't that big And this cute.
Speaker 1: Penguin video, Oh yeah I did, man, is it? You
Speaker 1: know what? I chalked that up to you not wearing
Speaker 1: glasses still by the way, like we predicted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, after yeah, food by it. But then I looked
Speaker 4: at like a little penguin. I was like, penguins don't
Speaker 4: look like that size, not the size.
Speaker 3: If you're not if you're not paying attention, you can't.
Speaker 3: That's the thing too with AI that because some of
Speaker 3: it is good enough to wear. Some stuff, whatever it
Speaker 3: is looks real. For example, there was a I didn't
Speaker 3: even pay attention, was scrolling and I saw it for
Speaker 3: like a second. But the thing that caught my eye
Speaker 3: was the quote tweet. It was a there was like
Speaker 3: a little kangaroo, and it was like like, oh, it
Speaker 3: wanted to be like the person was trying to have
Speaker 3: it as a what do you call it? The when
Speaker 3: you have the pet that's supposed to be like, oh
Speaker 3: I need this to emotional help or animal support, animal
Speaker 3: or whatever. So and then I wasn't paying attention. I
Speaker 3: didn't hear the audio. I didn't see but like if
Speaker 3: just first glance the face, it looks like a kangaroo.
Speaker 3: Didn't notice anything, but then I saw like the the
Speaker 3: The person was like, I can't believe all you fucking
Speaker 3: people that yell at boomers got fooled by this, And
Speaker 3: I was like what, So then I actually clicked on it,
Speaker 3: and then okay, the little things holding a plane ticket, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, and then like the language just like AI language,
Speaker 3: but like first glance, just by looking at it. You
Speaker 3: don't really see something completely out of place unless you
Speaker 3: know you're so I was just like, oh, wow, that
Speaker 3: looks like a actual kangaroo, except for I guess it's
Speaker 3: too small.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't. I guess that was.
Speaker 4: But kangaroos are mad tiny when they're first born.
Speaker 3: Well like, look a baby one. But I guess this
Speaker 3: wouldn't be a baby kangaroo, you know. So, But the
Speaker 3: thing is somebody was like, oh, first of all, I like,
Speaker 3: how the fuck will you who nobody knows unless you're
Speaker 3: native to Australia whatever, you know how big kangaroo should actually.
Speaker 1: Be, or even or even the finer details of what
Speaker 1: they look like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff like that. So I was just kind of like, Okay,
Speaker 3: that's weird. But the thing that was so weird to
Speaker 3: me was them being surprised that people are falling for
Speaker 3: or I'm like, I go back to this all the time,
Speaker 3: even on this podcast. I'm like, eyes, people, their foundation
Speaker 3: of the things that they believe in is crazier than
Speaker 3: that fucking video that just showed, And I feel like
Speaker 3: why everyone forgets it because it's so baked into us.
Speaker 3: So when when you start going through people's dogma and
Speaker 3: then you're like, oh, yeah, that actually is insane.
Speaker 1: I forgot.
Speaker 3: So it's like, are you really surprised that somebody believes
Speaker 3: that there's a kangaroo trying to get on the fucking
Speaker 3: plane with somebody?
Speaker 1: Is that really that?
Speaker 3: It's not like it was like the rock eating rocks
Speaker 3: and looked all fucked up or the spaghetti you.
Speaker 1: Know like that, right right right. I'm like people just
Speaker 1: being kind of crazy a little bit, like it calmed down.
Speaker 4: Man Ai is sadly really frighteningly good. And it bothers me.
Speaker 4: It's a certain transition to me, like, oh that doesn't
Speaker 4: make sense, Like something moves the wrong way. You're like,
Speaker 4: all right, that doesn't make sense. But like in a
Speaker 4: year from now, do.
Speaker 3: The hands going to be most of the hand problem
Speaker 3: has been fixed. That's the thing that kind of creeps
Speaker 3: me out.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just like it's like movements, Like there are
Speaker 4: moments like characters are eating something and like they eat
Speaker 4: it too fast and I'm like that's that or it
Speaker 4: just disappears.
Speaker 1: This is wrong.
Speaker 3: But like multiple limbs will happen, especially on the shittier ones, uh,
Speaker 3: some on the better ones where people pay money and stuff.
Speaker 3: The usually they'll do like a subscription or something. People
Speaker 3: are doing some crazy shit and it's pissing me off,
Speaker 3: particularly because you always see the people who are too
Speaker 3: lazy to to put in the work raising this shit
Speaker 3: and like you fucking the thing.
Speaker 1: To me, the guy was like when I made that
Speaker 1: grandmother in the in the resin coffee table, right, and
Speaker 1: so many people believed it, and I was like, oh no.
Speaker 3: I mean that's a little that's oh dear see, I
Speaker 3: wouldn't feel weird if you because it's what other examples
Speaker 3: do you have with people actually doing that, you know?
Speaker 1: So to me, that's kind of.
Speaker 3: Crazy that people would believe that it's not like emotional
Speaker 3: or service whatever they call the service animals. Yeah, people
Speaker 3: have already tried a lot of stupid shit, so you
Speaker 3: can actually believe that a kangaroo could be That's why
Speaker 3: it's not a huge stretch. But like resin your your
Speaker 3: grandma a person, dude, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That's ridiculously but also fundamental. I could see that ship
Speaker 4: like people fucking animals.
Speaker 1: People have the funerals where they like they have the
Speaker 1: you know, the their dead friend or relative like posed
Speaker 1: like a mannequin, like those are real things that people.
Speaker 4: Like dogs and ships.
Speaker 3: Well, I want that actually legitimately want to tax durmy
Speaker 3: your pet, No myself.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I just don't care.
Speaker 1: Like I liked that's what.
Speaker 3: That's why I kind of dot like like I don't
Speaker 3: really care what happens to my body except for let's
Speaker 3: make it interesting. So stuff me also stuffed my boner
Speaker 3: if you will like like if that, hopefully they will
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: By the way, that resin coffee table thing is easily
Speaker 1: the most famous thing I will ever do. That thing
Speaker 1: has millions and millions and millions of like free booted.
Speaker 1: I've seen that everywherewhere. It's like I remember getting tagged
Speaker 1: on it on Facebook every day for like a good
Speaker 1: three months because it was like circulating like elderly Facebook groups.
Speaker 1: Of course, they're like, don't do this to me. So
Speaker 1: she has no legs. It's like her torso like the
Speaker 1: idea that people like looked at that image and we're like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Dude, there is a good Twitter account that I follow
Speaker 3: that it's like something like bad Ai slop or Facebook
Speaker 3: sloper or whatever, and it's awesome.
Speaker 1: The amount of horrible looking things.
Speaker 3: And also it is a little concerning seeing people that
Speaker 3: don't understand what is obviously AI is out there, like
Speaker 3: what makes this AI? And I'm like, aside from everything,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I was like, oh no, this is not
Speaker 3: good that you can't tell that this is so even
Speaker 3: like the the glossy fakeness of a lot of ship
Speaker 3: where it's so obviously.
Speaker 1: Especially when it comes to like art.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like like it's supposed to be like animation
Speaker 3: and like this, how do you not?
Speaker 1: Okay, A lot of art, A lot of AI art
Speaker 1: is like a vasoline mode, you know, yeah, where it's
Speaker 1: it's like kind of like a there's like a it's
Speaker 1: like a over everything that really shouldn't be there.
Speaker 3: Terrible the problem that's the biggest thing that like it
Speaker 3: hasn't gotten down, and like you said, it will fix itself.
Speaker 3: It will understand, especially like a like a ray tracing
Speaker 3: type of thing.
Speaker 1: It will be like.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 1: It makes me mad because Andrew Yang was fucking right, man.
Speaker 3: In in a few years people are gonna be fucked
Speaker 3: and then yeah, and then like you have no job
Speaker 3: and then it's gonna be like any other a what
Speaker 3: do you call it the the tropes of the future
Speaker 3: of sci Fi's where there's billions of people that don't
Speaker 3: have any jobs because robots.
Speaker 1: Are doing it. Everything's been automated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then everybody's slums it. It looks like everywhere
Speaker 3: looks like skid row. Like it's uh, I'm like, this
Speaker 3: is gonna be cool, skid world, skinned world. I was
Speaker 3: gonna say something about it, you know, I don't what
Speaker 3: do we have on the document?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean aside from oh yeah,
Speaker 1: more real, which is you know, because that was this weekend?
Speaker 1: Was it where the things were launched? I think so
Speaker 1: successful bombing. Yeah, we finally we bugger busted. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be peaceful now you blew up the street and now
Speaker 1: and now I think uh, and now I think Qatar.
Speaker 1: I think I can't remember exactly what the story was,
Speaker 1: but I think Iran launched on Qatar or like some
Speaker 1: like the US military base in Guitar Guitar is trying
Speaker 1: to retaliate. Now, so it's it's a fun time. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love how.
Speaker 4: Everyone's being dragoned. Everybody's this one country. There's one country
Speaker 4: that is the cause of.
Speaker 1: All man it's real funny. It is real funny. It
Speaker 1: is real. It is real, it is real. Stop. Have
Speaker 1: you seen the Draw Together movie? Have you seen that movie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Rhn to go to the movie the movie. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: robot Israel voiced by Seth McFarland. Yes, dude, that I
Speaker 1: that movie sucks. That movie is terrible, but that that
Speaker 1: one seed is pretty funny. There's there's it has its moments.
Speaker 3: I actually because I know, like a lot of it
Speaker 3: was just shitting on South Park?
Speaker 1: Oh was it? I don't remember it? Yeah, she do
Speaker 1: on South Park?
Speaker 3: Because then I actually do agree with uh John Together
Speaker 3: because one of the reasons why they got canceled, and
Speaker 3: one of the reasons why South Park was able to
Speaker 3: stay afloat was to always have a point to their madness.
Speaker 3: There's always some type of soliloqually at the end. There
Speaker 3: some type with with some nice piano, with like a
Speaker 3: lesson or something. Sometimes it would be undercut with a joke,
Speaker 3: but sometimes it wasn't. It would just depend but it
Speaker 3: was a way to like balance it. And so its
Speaker 3: like this is so fucked up for a purpose. And
Speaker 3: then John Together was like, well, why can't we just
Speaker 3: be fucked up for no reason, like why don't we
Speaker 3: just have a show and just do crazy shit? And
Speaker 3: so they harped on that on the movie and it
Speaker 3: got a little annoying. But however, this reminds me of
Speaker 3: I was playing The Walking Dead, a Telltale game where
Speaker 3: this is what in the in this movie, this old
Speaker 3: lady's her husband like blew his head off with like
Speaker 3: a fucking shotgun or something. This was not likely an
Speaker 3: amusement park some ship, and she's like trying to like
Speaker 3: shake him back to like come on, you're a fighter,
Speaker 3: like fight and like his head's gone, and it's so funny.
Speaker 1: It was the one. Well, so there was a glitch.
Speaker 3: It was a little but spoiler if you haven't played
Speaker 3: this fucking super old game. But like the old fucking
Speaker 3: asshole in that game that you want and.
Speaker 1: You have like a like an air or something, right,
Speaker 1: a block of something. Yeah, it was like a block.
Speaker 3: It was like it was a block for sure, because
Speaker 3: they were trying to a freezer or something. They were
Speaker 3: in a thing. They weren't in a freezer, they were
Speaker 3: just they they and he had a heart attack. Yeah,
Speaker 3: after he punches you when they needed the zombies. Remember
Speaker 3: it very vivids you, and I'm like, I want to
Speaker 3: kill this guy so badly. So then you're he has
Speaker 3: a heart attack, you have the choice of either doing
Speaker 3: nothing or trying to resuscitate him, so me to have
Speaker 3: good will with his daughter that I want to smash.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm trying to resuscitate him, and Kenny doesn't
Speaker 3: give a fuck. Yeah, So Kenny grabs the fucking block
Speaker 3: and then smashes his head. And there was a glitch
Speaker 3: for me that I'm still for a good ten seconds
Speaker 3: trying to resuscitate him.
Speaker 1: Was head's gone. So I'm like, come on, come fucking dead.
Speaker 1: I was dying that game as also.
Speaker 3: It was really good, especially when it first came out, Like,
Speaker 3: but I played it probably three times.
Speaker 1: I'm playing in total, I played part.
Speaker 4: One at least twice.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 3: I played one, part three, Part one, Part one three times.
Speaker 3: Well you know the you mean like the seasons, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: the first the first, The first one is just too
Speaker 3: fucking good. It's just it's just a The first one
Speaker 3: is very fucking masterpiece. If I ever like, I've never
Speaker 3: I've never cried that hard at Cell Shade anything like it.
Speaker 1: It's just it.
Speaker 3: It takes me out of it, like I'm playing them.
Speaker 3: But then this was too too good.
Speaker 1: It was very good, Like I think it's probably their best,
Speaker 1: although I haven't played everything that they've made. I heard
Speaker 1: I heard Tales on the Borderlines is actually surprisingly I.
Speaker 4: Heard wolves among them, but it was under by being
Speaker 4: fairy tale ship, like my friend, this is really good,
Speaker 4: but it's fairy tale stuff.
Speaker 1: Like it's like you have to be very prepared for you.
Speaker 1: It's like that Pied Piper and like fucking rumble stilt Skin.
Speaker 1: I never got to think maybe the demo and I
Speaker 1: think I did too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I played the first uh they had the they
Speaker 3: did the Game of Thrones thing. I don't think it
Speaker 3: was as bad as people were saying, right because it
Speaker 3: was adjacent to the Red Wedding if people know what
Speaker 3: that is, so basically it was taking place around like
Speaker 3: probably one of the significant moments in that series.
Speaker 4: And just stop the Red Wedding from happening. No, you know,
Speaker 4: you know, you're not you're not a major pet.
Speaker 3: No, but like you do, like say, you kind of
Speaker 3: you start getting the feeling you know what's happening, and
Speaker 3: then you hear the music and stuff.
Speaker 1: And like, oh shit, it's happening right now.
Speaker 3: You run into Surcen and she's being a cunt like
Speaker 3: it's it's it was. I enjoyed if I enjoyed it
Speaker 3: as a Game of Thrones fan, but I also understand
Speaker 3: a lot of people like this super underwhelming.
Speaker 1: I feel like I remember that game being broken a
Speaker 1: little bit, like like like very broken at the time.
Speaker 3: It probably was, so that's that's probably probably. I haven't
Speaker 3: played the final season of The Walking Dead. I've had
Speaker 3: it for since it came out.
Speaker 1: It's played really sad.
Speaker 4: It's very sad.
Speaker 3: I'm I mean, I played all of them until that
Speaker 3: one because they had problems. They didn't finish it at first,
Speaker 3: that's right, Yeah, and then I guess it was I
Speaker 3: don't whatever they released.
Speaker 1: It. I don't remember. I think that I remember we
Speaker 1: covered it on Sacred I think they shut down and
Speaker 1: then like a core group of people from the original
Speaker 1: started up again. But I don't know what's going on
Speaker 1: with them. I have no clue. I don't. I also
Speaker 1: don't care, really.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 3: I love tell to me that that was such a
Speaker 3: I was having a significant other. I would tell people
Speaker 3: those are games used to play together for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the games. You know that guy? Actually,
Speaker 1: I think probably do you know that guy on on
Speaker 1: on TikTok and probably Instagram and elsewhere. But like he
Speaker 1: does like he does perfect impressions of like Tailtale animations. No, dude,
Speaker 1: I've seen. I don't know. I wish I could remember.
Speaker 1: If you look up the gist of what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you'll find it. But like it's this dude who like
Speaker 1: it's like when your friend dies but you're in a
Speaker 1: Telltale game or whatever, and it's just like like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like the it's like the most perfect. It's
Speaker 1: like that's so accurate. It's insane, like because they are
Speaker 1: like really awkward and stiff. It's the only problem I
Speaker 1: have with those games. Really. There's a moment.
Speaker 3: Where I think this is in the first game where
Speaker 3: you're in like a you're in a motel. You're in
Speaker 3: a motel, and there's a there's a part where if
Speaker 3: you go all the way forward and then press like
Speaker 3: diagonal on the stick, you'll like you'll be stuck in
Speaker 3: a certain animation, but you're still moving left until you
Speaker 3: hit the part where it does it. It's the animation itself,
Speaker 3: like going Upstairs.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure have a video of it where I'm
Speaker 1: just drifting and it reminds me of like like I
Speaker 1: was like, I need to put JAMAKUI music over it
Speaker 1: or something. It's so fucking fun. I mean you can,
Speaker 1: I don't know, so you'll mind it if you look
Speaker 1: it up. I can't. That's because that's some like free
Speaker 1: booted clip from his channel. I don't know what his
Speaker 1: real channel is. But uh, the animations of that game,
Speaker 1: we love it.
Speaker 4: I love season one made me really sad. I remember
Speaker 4: playing through it. I was like, oh man, this is
Speaker 4: like a really sad ending. I think Lee was a
Speaker 4: pretty decent guy.
Speaker 1: Was awesome.
Speaker 4: That's what sucks the most. He was like a decent dude,
Speaker 4: and like that guy he's the he's the voice the
Speaker 4: old Spice.
Speaker 3: Uh commerce that's him. Yeah that though. Really I'm on
Speaker 3: a horse.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that was I had no idea.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Did you see that interview with Charlie Cox
Speaker 1: where he has no idea? Huh? So so basically somebody
Speaker 1: does somebody? I think he was at like some con
Speaker 1: or something. Charlie Cox obviously Daredevil beloved. Uh, and he
Speaker 1: was at this con and somebody I guess asked him
Speaker 1: a question about or congratulated him on Claire Obscure and
Speaker 1: he goes like, hey, like I listen, I just want
Speaker 1: to make this clear. I feel like a total fraud because,
Speaker 1: like I, I don't know anything about it. They my
Speaker 1: agent called me and said, you want to do a
Speaker 1: voice over. I was in the booth for like four hours,
Speaker 1: and then like I forgot about it, and then people
Speaker 1: are now telling it like congratulating me, and I I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure, like I'm happy for the team.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that it's doing great. I have, but I
Speaker 1: feel like a fraud. I don't want to lie to
Speaker 1: you and pretend like you know, but like it's crazy
Speaker 1: to me that he was in the booth for four hours.
Speaker 1: I guess I guess that makes sense.
Speaker 4: I think it makes sense.
Speaker 3: It could be just that day a day a day
Speaker 3: is probably four hours is.
Speaker 4: Because he's not in the game very much.
Speaker 1: No, but well whatever, no whatever, not like whatever you
Speaker 1: whatever is the whatever? Never mind?
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, I think it makes sense, does it?
Speaker 4: I don't care that games enough for months ready and
Speaker 4: people are like, hey, what, this is a great game.
Speaker 4: If nobody you don't like, I don't don't. I'm sorry, man,
Speaker 4: I'm never gonna go about spoilers.
Speaker 1: You're a gay, I'm gay and layman gay. I'm just never.
Speaker 1: I think you're fired. Actually I think yeah, I think
Speaker 1: you are fired.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, you know, rain it all in. I
Speaker 4: guess we'll get.
Speaker 3: The idea is with the idea is I know you
Speaker 3: don't care, but others do, so that's that's all. Instead
Speaker 3: of just thinking about yourself, you think about it's impossible
Speaker 3: for him. I refuse to my way not to care about.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of considering people. They're dumb. Everybody's less than me. Everybody.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me ask, Let me ask this.
Speaker 1: If I just put out a just a quick ask,
Speaker 1: Ethan Klein, please sue Kingston.
Speaker 3: He's gonna win nothing he watched. He's gonna win. Please
Speaker 3: watching his entire content Nuke without any commentary.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I've watched it genuinely. Maybe fourth
Speaker 4: I have. I've watched Frenemies more than I've watched anything
Speaker 4: with Ethan by himself. That's crazy, because I think friend
Speaker 4: was entertaining gets such of paid.
Speaker 1: It's so wild.
Speaker 4: But I mean, I look, I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Could not I can't watch. I just don't care. I
Speaker 4: understand what you're saying. Wow, okay, I mean I'm I'm
Speaker 4: a little surprised by that. If I respect him, I
Speaker 4: respect him well. I used to respect him for like
Speaker 4: the ship he would talk about. He would be like
Speaker 4: an in defense of a lot of smaller creatives's upon
Speaker 4: the time. And I'm like, that's a that seems like
Speaker 4: a cool guy.
Speaker 1: Ye regardless, even I think you you do a great
Speaker 1: job if you just suit him, just quite frankly, Adam,
Speaker 1: just to teach him something.
Speaker 3: Add another one onto your hit list, be the same,
Speaker 3: assume like for what, I don't know, just whatever I
Speaker 3: figured out, you'll figure it out.
Speaker 4: For a decent exposure, Like that's crazy, you're not the
Speaker 4: state I have fun doing that.
Speaker 1: Can you see somebody for a decent I don't know
Speaker 1: you can.
Speaker 4: It had to be like a directed sexual like misconduct
Speaker 4: towards you.
Speaker 1: Right yeah, uh yeah, so even yeah, he's even he's
Speaker 1: suing some people.
Speaker 3: He's interesting people that he chose. I guess who's the
Speaker 3: do you remember? I know two of them.
Speaker 1: There's the other one that everyone's that guy. It's Denim's
Speaker 1: Frogen and Casey Tron. Yeah who's case I have no,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know. I follow her, I think,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's like you know, yeah, you follow
Speaker 1: people because they're around, Okay, case I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about Casey Tron at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it is interesting. I wonder what Casey Tron
Speaker 3: did to Ethan. I guess for him to want to
Speaker 3: specifically target her well.
Speaker 1: In in the video that he put out, Uh he
Speaker 1: was he said specifically, like he showed exactly what it
Speaker 1: was h which was that these three in particular watched
Speaker 1: the entire thing with the direct stated intent to steal
Speaker 1: views from the video, like they said, come watch this.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to support this video, watch it
Speaker 1: through me, which is intent technically to steal, which is like, well, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: that's rough. Yeah that's rough, because I think he's probably
Speaker 1: gonna win that.
Speaker 3: I So I was talking at Kingston a little bit
Speaker 3: before that, and because I was like, Ethan's there is
Speaker 3: his his case is pretty solid. The thing that was annoying, well,
Speaker 3: I guess let me address what I was talking with
Speaker 3: you about.
Speaker 1: Was the only thing that I.
Speaker 3: Have a where he may have some pushback, especially because
Speaker 3: a judge is probably there's probably gonna be any jury
Speaker 3: that's gonna decide it's apposed going to be a judge, sure,
Speaker 3: and a judge might think, Okay, there's a significant amount
Speaker 3: of evidence of you not giving a fuck about people
Speaker 3: freebooting your stuff. As a matter of fact, you wanted
Speaker 3: people to start their own channels and take all your
Speaker 3: stuff and read whatever, repurpose it on YouTube and make
Speaker 3: careers out of it. Like Hassan. He thought, like, ah, man,
Speaker 3: that's a great idea. As a matter of fact, I
Speaker 3: Ethan said, you can do this with my content, and
Speaker 3: he was mad that it wasn't able to do it
Speaker 3: on YouTube proper because he's only on YouTube. He's not
Speaker 3: on Twitch like san stuff is on Twitch, and then
Speaker 3: you can take it to YouTube, and so he wanted that.
Speaker 3: And so the the idea that there might be some
Speaker 3: pushback with a judge, because this is gonna be like
Speaker 3: a moral decision of like, all right, technically what they
Speaker 3: did was wrong, but you're you don't care about this
Speaker 3: and your intent is to hurt and it doesn't actually
Speaker 3: you don't actually care about them stealing views from you,
Speaker 3: So me making the decision, that's a judge.
Speaker 1: That's the part.
Speaker 3: Where it's like, well, it might not be perfect, it
Speaker 3: might not be completely concrete because of that. It's one
Speaker 3: of those things where it's like it's very clear it's
Speaker 3: a vandetta, and also.
Speaker 1: It is very clear that it's like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: weird about it because I think the motivation behind it
Speaker 1: is clearly like petty and dumb. Yeah, and it's very
Speaker 1: clearly like I don't know he's he's just tripping, but
Speaker 1: I really do. I've hated I've hated the free booting
Speaker 1: shit for a long time, and like the the entire
Speaker 1: like oh the twitch meta of just like x QC
Speaker 1: and even Hassan just sitting there like yeah, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna play the video while I walk away. Pisces me
Speaker 1: off to like a degree that I like, I don't
Speaker 1: even think it's rational. Oh sure, it really bothers the
Speaker 1: hell out of me, But so I don't think this.
Speaker 3: Is like I just don't see I wrong messenger absolutely
Speaker 3: like yeah, that's kind of one billion percent the people
Speaker 3: that I'm gonna I'm gonna be completely honest. This is
Speaker 3: just from my opinion, you know, like the people that
Speaker 3: I've seen be like yeah, but fuck them. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: if it was anybody else, Ethan doesn't care about this, Sure,
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Like It's like, say, when Ethan Ralph and his ken
Speaker 3: a long time ago, we're trying to donate to some
Speaker 3: Jewish charity, right, and I'm like, no, like no, like,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I just I can't fucking be on board
Speaker 3: even though they're doing something good, but they're doing it
Speaker 3: maliciously because they're all fucking racis.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not saying I'm not saying. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying I'm on board with it. But I don't know.
Speaker 3: But Sarah one thousand percent right about like because even
Speaker 3: Ethan and Hassan. It was actually because I started watching
Speaker 3: Leftovers the play where and that was the one time
Speaker 3: I spoke to his son at the creator Clash and
Speaker 3: I said, Hey, tell him to let you speak more
Speaker 3: because he's fucking being annoying because he would try to
Speaker 3: get I started to actually hear Hassan and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's not as stupid as I normally thought. Because when
Speaker 3: you just get a little clips like this, guy's the dumbest,
Speaker 3: angriest piece of shit. And I'm like, I said, as
Speaker 3: he's not as dumb as I thought. I want to
Speaker 3: hear him longer in a long formed thing. But then
Speaker 3: Ethan would kind of try to you know, cut, and
Speaker 3: he had like a beats and things that he wanted
Speaker 3: to stay focused on, and then he wouldn't want to
Speaker 3: deviate and he wanted to get in his jokes and stuff.
Speaker 3: Long story short, there they had that whole contention on
Speaker 3: the podcast about Hey, Hassan, what's up with you just
Speaker 3: fucking leaving the room and now it's terror streaming and
Speaker 3: he's like he understands how bad it is. But also
Speaker 3: you can tell in that moment he's like, he's not
Speaker 3: gonna stop doing it. This piece of shit. He's not
Speaker 3: gonna stop because he won't. There at no point was
Speaker 3: he like, yeah, really should stop doing it. I was like,
Speaker 3: you fucking asshole. You know this is no joke. This
Speaker 3: is no joke. The first time I honestly went out
Speaker 3: of my way to actually watch a sound clip because
Speaker 3: I want to let me be objective about something. Sure,
Speaker 3: he gets up in two seconds.
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Couldn't believe it. Was the first thing I wanted. I know, yeah,
Speaker 3: I clicked on it a litter.
Speaker 1: Of ship and then.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck man, Like I'm not here
Speaker 3: for that video, like I want to hear you know.
Speaker 3: It's weird that I'm like, I think what he said
Speaker 3: and I don't remember if I remember this or maybe
Speaker 3: I made this up. That he's afraid that if he pauses,
Speaker 3: a bunch of people are gonna leave. Okay, Like that's
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. What a crazy asshole to be, like, Oh,
Speaker 3: you're so afraid that your viewer is gonna dip enough
Speaker 3: because they're not being entertained properly.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't I don't agree with that, but it's
Speaker 4: just an opportunity for people other people to get up also.
Speaker 1: And take a break.
Speaker 4: It it is, but streaming is so stupid and incorrectly gratifying.
Speaker 4: I can tell you this that that's what you have,
Speaker 4: like I I don't have to I I have. I
Speaker 4: have gotten up many times. That that is true, Chris.
Speaker 4: But you have them say you're at the same level
Speaker 4: stream rights, like not even in the same way.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying. I think it's that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying like he doesn't have to worry it, but
Speaker 1: he's I'm so rich.
Speaker 4: I I agree that it's still stupid, Like I'm not
Speaker 4: for that, Like don't like don't yeah yet, like don't
Speaker 4: sit down and watch some of the videos Like that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like I agree, Like just don't.
Speaker 3: Sit down to watch someone else's content, especially if you're
Speaker 3: not super critical of it, and like pausing it, like at.
Speaker 1: Least pause it, like at least pause, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: Go do your thoroughly do it the way that we
Speaker 3: did it. We made videos. We would go through the
Speaker 3: video and then it's streaming.
Speaker 4: That's the that's the dumb part.
Speaker 1: It's stream You can do the same.
Speaker 3: They can do the same thing and just in real time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 3: I I made a bunch of as they call him
Speaker 3: Vod's right videos on demand doing the ex I wasn't streaming,
Speaker 3: but I went through an entire video that was like
Speaker 3: ten thirteen minutes or whatever, and the video becomes like
Speaker 3: fucking thirty forty minutes long because I'm pausing and giving
Speaker 3: my stuff the whole time. I'm like, wow, it's a
Speaker 3: lot of content. And then I end up just not
Speaker 3: uploading it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, like I agree one hundred percent,
Speaker 4: like yeah, don't just don't do that. And I think
Speaker 4: that that error was really annoying. Ren there was the
Speaker 4: arrow where there was like a bunch of black people
Speaker 4: watching the reacting of shit, and I was like, what happened?
Speaker 4: Where do all the black react channels just spawn from?
Speaker 1: Like? What? What was?
Speaker 4: It was like twenty eighteen, and I was like, why
Speaker 4: are there so many black people reacting?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 3: Well, the niggas are notorious for like like like crafty,
Speaker 3: like so once once they once they figured I don't
Speaker 3: like that, he said that, why I think crafty? I know,
Speaker 3: I know, you mean it's the least negative way to say.
Speaker 1: No. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's actually no, I think to me, I
Speaker 3: think I love this about I love this about certain
Speaker 3: communities where they see something like a oh man, this
Speaker 3: is almost like a cheat code. This is almost like
Speaker 3: easy money, a way to just do almost nothing. And
Speaker 3: then it's kind of like a why not do this thing,
Speaker 3: especially when it comes to like the ship that you
Speaker 3: want to argue not get into it. But it's like
Speaker 3: things that we're old that we haven't gotten, things were
Speaker 3: taking like might as well might as well cheat the
Speaker 3: system in a way that because it's just not there's
Speaker 3: a there's an imbalance. So I don't I don't like
Speaker 3: it the content per se. But when I see like
Speaker 3: the wave of I'm like, you know, I'm seeing this
Speaker 3: dude fucking sitting around with this popsicle and then like
Speaker 3: you know, it's a SpongeBob thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that video is classic inwards. That is a that
Speaker 1: is the classic is so integral to that video. It's
Speaker 1: crazy everything it's jovial. It's like it's it's such a
Speaker 1: it's such.
Speaker 4: A little happy go lucky moment that turns into racism,
Speaker 4: and it's like, this is perfect. I've never even seen
Speaker 4: beyond that point. I never care to see beyond that point.
Speaker 4: That is perfect. That point is the art. Yeah, that
Speaker 4: that one segment is the art.
Speaker 1: That that is good.
Speaker 3: Everything else is probably him sitting around not doing shit,
Speaker 3: but like it's moments like that are nice. But again
Speaker 3: I'm not condoning it because I know it's still dogshit.
Speaker 3: We've been chitting on this for so long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it bothered me that it became normal at
Speaker 1: its or like it used to be like a thing
Speaker 1: you didn't do obviously because you get laughed out of
Speaker 1: the room, and then it just kind of became like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is just how it works. And I just remember
Speaker 1: being like, what, I think I made a video about
Speaker 1: it too, and I was just like, this is this
Speaker 1: is genuinely fucking insane. And I think it's ultimately the
Speaker 1: different relationship that like a streamer has to their content
Speaker 1: versus a YouTuber, where it's just like, if you spend
Speaker 1: time making something, you've you've made something, and at the
Speaker 1: point when it's done, that's when it matters, whereas like
Speaker 1: a stream, when you're done with a stream, it no
Speaker 1: longer matters. And so they don't of course, they don't
Speaker 1: care if their content is stolen and like thrown all
Speaker 1: over the place because it didn't take much to make
Speaker 1: and when it's done, it's already irrelevant because like now,
Speaker 1: now's about the next stream tomorrow or whatever.
Speaker 3: What am I gonna when am I gonna freeboot?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, streaming is the The correlation with gratification of streaming
Speaker 4: is so fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I've had that choose to absorb it.
Speaker 4: They clearly have tenti spands that are barely even real things,
Speaker 4: you know, they're the kind of they're like jingling caves
Speaker 4: in front of a kid like kind of like interaction.
Speaker 1: With some of them, for sure, it is kind.
Speaker 3: Of I think I think a lot of macron noise.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of them are Well, what's the
Speaker 1: difference between that and this? Well, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: we're just talking.
Speaker 4: Well, and I agree, right, where's this conversation? But the
Speaker 4: idea of that is that, like you have to click,
Speaker 4: we're not doing this live ture. The live nature of
Speaker 4: it is what makes it that literally, you know, it's
Speaker 4: like how playing a sport is fun while you're playing
Speaker 4: the sport, you know, opposed to like watching a sport
Speaker 4: is inherently less fun than playing the sport. You know,
Speaker 4: maybe because that is that I just don't. I just
Speaker 4: can't think of Like I'm sitting down watching and I
Speaker 4: don't connect to that, right, I'm like, oh, there's someone
Speaker 4: else doing this. It's like let's plays, right, Like I can't.
Speaker 4: We can't watch let's plays really, you know, we can
Speaker 4: watch a comedic thing happening via let's play, like it's
Speaker 4: a device that get us to the comedy.
Speaker 1: I could watch a highlight thing, I watch the highlight thing.
Speaker 1: That's but that's different than watching a whole high let's play.
Speaker 3: I could watch, Yeah, I can only watch it. It
Speaker 3: has to be something funny. It has to be something,
Speaker 3: you know, like.
Speaker 1: I think it's Tide Gaming used to do a good
Speaker 1: job with that. Yeah. Yeah, they were fun because they
Speaker 1: would just riff. It would be like Mystery Science Theater
Speaker 1: three thousand.
Speaker 3: If it's more like a podcast than like a actual
Speaker 3: about it the streams, because if I can do it,
Speaker 3: like you're saying, like kind of like you're saying, if
Speaker 3: I can do it, like which if you're just streaming
Speaker 3: a game, if I can play it, I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: watch it.
Speaker 1: But somebody's doing something impossible, Like I'm watching.
Speaker 3: That dude do like the oh All Gales and Dark
Speaker 3: Souls three every every Enemy is the final boss of
Speaker 3: the Ring City dealc. And so of course I'm gonna
Speaker 3: watch that because that's something that I would.
Speaker 1: Never do, you know.
Speaker 3: So it's just watching this guy die thousands of times
Speaker 3: over a year to finally complete it, and that was
Speaker 3: really fun for me. But I'm not gonna watch somebody
Speaker 3: just play Dark Souls, Like what the fuck I can
Speaker 3: do that?
Speaker 1: That's stupid.
Speaker 4: It's it's that's what I think about. Like I think
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, this is something I like because I
Speaker 4: watched someone stremely even like things I watch, like I like,
Speaker 4: I love Corol. Right, But I got to the point
Speaker 4: where was like, I don't really need to watch got
Speaker 4: I can listen to this? Sure, Oh of course, yeah,
Speaker 4: I listen to this. You know, I don't need to
Speaker 4: watch this. I don't need to sit down and watch
Speaker 4: someone do this. Well, a lot of people that watch
Speaker 4: them as they're watching it, you know, they're they've created
Speaker 4: that like connection where like, oh, I just want to
Speaker 4: see this person live this, And it's like that's not
Speaker 4: what I My brain doesn't work like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a There's a one point that
Speaker 3: I wanted to bring up that a lot of creators
Speaker 3: talk about when it when it comes to their content
Speaker 3: getting free booted. A lot of them like they understand that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're like, oh yeah, that's kind of stupid. But also
Speaker 3: a lot of them do see some sort of growth
Speaker 3: when a big channel does that. Now, sure, so they
Speaker 3: have This is the thing that I've seen a lot
Speaker 3: of people say, they're not like I'm not advocating for it,
Speaker 3: but I have seen a magnificant growth where it kind
Speaker 3: of helped the algorithm kind of help me boost it
Speaker 3: because some people started to search their names and whatever
Speaker 3: like that. So, uh, the one thing that I wanted
Speaker 3: to bring up is I think culturally things would be
Speaker 3: much less fucked up if just call to action of
Speaker 3: telling the people that are watching you, like if you're
Speaker 3: a big streamer, to go to.
Speaker 1: That channel like the video, subscribe whatever, tell them to
Speaker 1: do the thing.
Speaker 3: At least imagine them getting the view before they watch
Speaker 3: now through Hasan's lens or whomever. So it's like if
Speaker 3: you if somebody say not everybody's gonna do it, but
Speaker 3: a significant portion of their audience will just two seconds
Speaker 3: go fucking get the video, hit like on it, and
Speaker 3: then go back to watching the streets.
Speaker 4: Famously, commentators don't do shit like that.
Speaker 1: They don't. That's the thing famous commentators like, that's the
Speaker 1: thing imagine.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, if that was promoted, say you know what what
Speaker 3: Ethan's doing?
Speaker 1: I don't know if the culture like, hey, like, what
Speaker 1: do you think? I don't know? I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't really know. The guidelines that he set are
Speaker 1: pretty specific Yes, because because the people that he's suing specifically,
Speaker 1: like Verbatim said, vocally in the stream, watch this to
Speaker 1: not support this, sure, which is a step beyond even
Speaker 1: just watching. Even even if you just watched the whole
Speaker 1: thing it barely reacted and you didn't say that, that's
Speaker 1: a level of like to not go that far. I
Speaker 1: think it's like because I don't know many people who
Speaker 1: are doing that, you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 1: know many people who are watching a video in the
Speaker 1: entirety of its for the entirety of its length on
Speaker 1: stream and being like verbally like, hey, don't support this
Speaker 1: video that I'm watching, you know what I mean? That's
Speaker 1: like point one one, like point zero zero zero zero
Speaker 1: one percent of reaction streams probably for me optics. Man, Well,
Speaker 1: here's this is. This is the unfortunate. This is also
Speaker 1: the unfortunate. Lens of this is that like, look, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: you have a large Jewish creator utilizing utilizing lawyers to
Speaker 1: stifle criticism. He didn't do this during during a particularly contentious,
Speaker 1: let's say time in as far as uh, I don't
Speaker 1: know Jewish reputation. If I don't know, uh, interesting choice.
Speaker 3: Very interesting, brother for the for the love of God,
Speaker 3: I just want somebody in his camp to beg and
Speaker 3: plead with him, like, dude, please don't.
Speaker 1: Know what this I what is going through your head?
Speaker 1: Do you?
Speaker 3: Because to me, there's a little bit of he did
Speaker 3: have a little bit of self reflection, a little bit
Speaker 3: where he's like, oh, the clear thing he like. He even
Speaker 3: said his content nuke like this new thing. He's trying
Speaker 3: to act like he was playing forty chests.
Speaker 1: No he wasn't. Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, I don't
Speaker 1: believe that. That's no.
Speaker 3: If anyone believes that, Jesus, good luck with your life.
Speaker 3: If he did, that's wildly I think I think he.
Speaker 1: I think I think based on based on what I
Speaker 1: know about just making content. You don't put that much
Speaker 1: time into a video that long, No, with just this bait,
Speaker 1: you know, like, that's such a waste that he did. Well,
Speaker 1: that's that's kind of the thing too.
Speaker 3: It doesn't need to be that long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't need to be that long.
Speaker 3: It could have been a ten minute video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it could have been.
Speaker 3: It would have made it way easier to bait people
Speaker 3: if it was significantly shorter. The thing is right, he
Speaker 3: said his intent in the in the in the beginning
Speaker 3: of the video and in the end of the video. Sure,
Speaker 3: he wanted people to be Hassan to be remembered as
Speaker 3: the same as like uh An Alex Jones or something,
Speaker 3: that he's fringe and he's crazy and he should be deplatformed.
Speaker 3: That was his purpose. It didn't work at all, he when.
Speaker 1: It's saying it like, if it worked, you wouldn't have this,
Speaker 1: no fucking way, Like if he would have been touchdown dances,
Speaker 1: he would have been like, I fucking did it.
Speaker 3: I fucking did it. I got rid of his son,
Speaker 3: even though it's still a personal vendetta. He doesn't believe
Speaker 3: that his politics or his fringe, as Ax shownes. I
Speaker 3: know he doesn't actually believe that because he had a
Speaker 3: fucking podcast with him for dozens of episodes, and he
Speaker 3: claimed to be like, oh, I only found out about
Speaker 3: the shit at the very end. I'm like, no, you've
Speaker 3: His son has been very clear about all of this
Speaker 3: dumb fucking bullshit before he didn't say anything crazy like
Speaker 3: boyl fucking people alive or some shit, And you're like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, I didn't know you actually felt this way,
Speaker 3: you know, But like whatever it's just you can see
Speaker 3: that as a personal vendetta. Yeah, and it's still kind
Speaker 3: of happening. And when it didn't work and he realized
Speaker 3: a little self reflection, least from my opinion that he's like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I'm completely fucking my reputation. Let me pretend
Speaker 3: like I'm caring about this streamer problem to get some
Speaker 3: more people on my side to be like, oh, Okay,
Speaker 3: he's doing something positive. Because Denims does suck, Frogan does suck.
Speaker 3: Whatever the other Casey Tron I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know, maybe maybe sucks because like apparently nobody
Speaker 4: knows who Casey Tron is.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Yeah, it's just I only know Denims,
Speaker 1: and I don't even know Denis from content stuff I've
Speaker 1: seen her.
Speaker 3: I've only seen some of her stuff through because of
Speaker 3: this situation. I want to see what the lawsuit stuff was.
Speaker 3: And I got to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, meritocracy
Speaker 3: does not work. Because I wanted to kill myself trying
Speaker 3: to watch her stuff. I was trying to get through it,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't fast forward content. I'm usually fine.
Speaker 3: This time I had to, you know, not fast forward
Speaker 3: to times the speed up speed.
Speaker 1: Well, my view of the whole thing is that I think,
Speaker 1: like I think he saw that it didn't work. He
Speaker 1: found a clever way to pivot, which I think is
Speaker 1: actually it is a clever thing. Yeah, it's a smart
Speaker 1: thing to do, frankly, and he focused on an issue
Speaker 1: that he knew that most people would agree with, at
Speaker 1: least on the face value of it, which is uh, see,
Speaker 1: if if he just went after people who just reacted
Speaker 1: to it without that explicit intent laid out, that would
Speaker 1: have been egregious. Although I still probably wouldn't have carred them.
Speaker 3: I don't think other people would have either. I think
Speaker 3: more people would have than not. I guess maybe because.
Speaker 1: It's like that's so that's such a niche thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it's the intent specifically to be like watch this,
Speaker 1: to not support this. That like that makes them beyond
Speaker 1: enough to sue though, like it just doesn't. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the statute. I mean, that's the statue.
Speaker 1: But who the fuck sues for ship?
Speaker 3: I know, Yeah, well that's the that's what. But that's
Speaker 3: the whole to me, that's the whole point. It's kind
Speaker 3: of like Matt hass where it's like Jesus Christ, brother,
Speaker 3: even if you were in the right, what the fuck's
Speaker 3: the wrong?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? I agree? I agree, it's silly.
Speaker 3: It's so it's like, that's why it felt like Matt
Speaker 3: killed Ethan and wore a skin.
Speaker 1: It is all the time. It is like Revenge's boy.
Speaker 3: Now everybody's gonna know you as the the fucking that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's why his ticks are getting worse because even trying
Speaker 1: to fight his way back, it's like it's like venom.
Speaker 4: An.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't look good. But whatever, man, we'll see,
Speaker 1: we'll see probably gonna win it. But like whatever I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm on the fance to be their like. I
Speaker 1: think it will be like a settlement where he's just
Speaker 1: gonna be like, you gotta you gotta make an apology
Speaker 1: video or something like you gotta wear you gotta wear
Speaker 1: like and I'm sorry shirt for like for like, I'd
Speaker 1: rather go to Joe if he actually.
Speaker 4: I believe it'd be funny. It'd be funny to him
Speaker 4: to do that because my biggest thing is that my
Speaker 4: biggest thing is I don't apologize if I don't mean it,
Speaker 4: because for so long I apologize without like just trying
Speaker 4: to make him feel better, and now I just don't
Speaker 4: do that. I think that if I don't feel bad
Speaker 4: about something, I just refuse to apologize. Now, it's it's
Speaker 4: really hard being a relationship having that stance.
Speaker 1: I think it's preferable.
Speaker 3: Like I don't like if if somebody were to give
Speaker 3: me a fake apology, I don't want it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more or less. I've got to the point
Speaker 4: where I apologized for inconveniencing you, but not apologizing for what.
Speaker 1: I said exactly. Do you have any examples in your head?
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 4: Like there are times where like we're like I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I made you upset lately, but what
Speaker 4: you're upset for is fucking stupid, and I don't apologize
Speaker 4: for that. I apologize that I made you go from
Speaker 4: a place of not upset to upset. So you know
Speaker 4: what I did, I'm not apologizing for because the fact
Speaker 4: you're upset about that is stupid.
Speaker 3: I wish I had context of like what I'm trying
Speaker 3: to remember one of like one of them, because like
Speaker 3: it's like I want to know if you actually said
Speaker 3: something actually fucked up and it's crazy that you don't apologize.
Speaker 1: For I'm pretty. I'm pretty.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty good at at at tiptok on people's emotions.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at doing that. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But the problem is that when you make it my
Speaker 4: problem and you try to like aim it at me,
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, suck a dick. I didn't do this
Speaker 4: to you, Like, get out of it, Like, get out.
Speaker 1: Of my face.
Speaker 4: I famously so do not bring my emotional problems to
Speaker 4: anybody else. That is my problem. I keep it here.
Speaker 4: So if someone's like, oh my god, what you said
Speaker 4: really hurt my feelings, there's like, you know, I didn't
Speaker 4: try to hurtr feelings. Why would I try to do that?
Speaker 4: And we're like, because you just said something that really
Speaker 4: made me said, I'm like, dude, take your own life.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck about you being upset about that.
Speaker 1: Grow up. There are people being bombed right now. It's
Speaker 1: bigger than you. Sound like you just absorb manness for
Speaker 1: your content.
Speaker 4: I know, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I'm just really I've grown up apologizing a lots of
Speaker 4: people that didn't deserve apologies, and then it validate some
Speaker 4: further to expect it from other people, but just not fair.
Speaker 1: I guess not.
Speaker 4: It's not fair to everybody. It's like I'm just creating
Speaker 4: a worse person because I'm trying to cultivate that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like I if I feel it.
Speaker 4: Sounds really dickish, but it's like, as.
Speaker 3: Long as you if you feel like you if that's
Speaker 3: a difficult one man without context.
Speaker 4: It is about context, I think. But like if I'm wrong,
Speaker 4: it's like, oh no, I'm I'm that was wrong, right, And.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh if you feel, if you actually feel,
Speaker 3: you're wrong, but it's just like from the outside perspective,
Speaker 3: I'm like, damn, I wonder I would love to know.
Speaker 1: Like, like, there.
Speaker 4: Was like a few days ago, you're likely were playfighting
Speaker 4: and she like grabbed my shirt and ringed it too far,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is my queen shirt.
Speaker 3: I love this shirt. So I got mad and I
Speaker 3: just went out there and I just ripped her shirt,
Speaker 3: like I just grabbed the heave of it and ripped it.
Speaker 4: Right. That was wrong of me. That was letting my
Speaker 4: intrusive thoughts win. And I was like, yo, I'm mad,
Speaker 4: sorry about that. I'm mad, sorry about that.
Speaker 3: See that actually sounds completely justifiable to man, Well, no,
Speaker 3: because her intention wasn't to rip my shirt. My intention
Speaker 3: was like yeah, but like if you it's not as
Speaker 3: if you if you hit somebody with your car by accident,
Speaker 3: you've still hit somebody with your car. Yeah, but that's
Speaker 3: not an eye that means you have to be you
Speaker 3: have to hit that person. That's not we're not messing
Speaker 3: in place the name of that. Are you sure if
Speaker 3: it still works, if your car still works after being hit,
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 1: To get.
Speaker 4: You get off the t boat studio car.
Speaker 1: And then you just t bowed that the punishment should
Speaker 1: fit the card to be honest, like, no, man, like
Speaker 1: I didn't intend to rip your shirt or whatever. Part
Speaker 1: of me no, no, I understand, but like part of
Speaker 1: me is like when that kind of thing happens where
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, I didn't intend to do this mistake,
Speaker 1: but you look at the mistake and you're like, how
Speaker 1: do you even do that without the intent to do?
Speaker 1: Like this part of me where I'm like how do
Speaker 1: you I've seen people make mistakes where I'm like, how
Speaker 1: do you not do that? How is it? How is
Speaker 1: that not an intention?
Speaker 4: Like this they're talking about people are like hanging out,
Speaker 4: like laughing like that, and like you're chickling somebody to
Speaker 4: hit you, right, they're tickling something hit you, they might
Speaker 4: make you bleed. So your instance back is like, oh
Speaker 4: you made me bleed. Bro your turn and you go
Speaker 4: and you bop them in there and let it make
Speaker 4: them believe.
Speaker 1: Not a scar, but very scenario.
Speaker 4: Lily scratched my face like right over here on my
Speaker 4: my beard is and it's like actually a car on
Speaker 4: my face. And I was just like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: cut you back. You clearly didn't do that on purpose,
Speaker 4: but I couldn't just like a sorry, folder down, get
Speaker 4: a bladed the old Bible.
Speaker 1: I guess we disagreed. We disagree fundamentally.
Speaker 4: It's it feels really thinks when I when I do that,
Speaker 4: because it's my INTINT is like, no, make people feel better, apologize,
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I can't. I can't apologize when I
Speaker 4: don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: You're actively trying to fight the good person in you.
Speaker 4: It's not a good person, it's it's someone that's that's
Speaker 4: more focused on making people feel better than standing on
Speaker 4: what I believe in.
Speaker 1: Do you really believe in? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I do you shouldn't apologie you don't mean it, because
Speaker 4: then when you apologize, it means less.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I haven't apologized ever.
Speaker 4: That he's a sociopath.
Speaker 1: That's the difference. See ever, that's cool though, anyway, that
Speaker 1: really funny. Want of questions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one of the questions we got. Yeah we we
Speaker 3: Everything else makes a good time.
Speaker 1: Everything else is just like, okay.
Speaker 4: Seeing one NBA Yeah I saw it.
Speaker 1: Good, good, good game. Even though Hallie's achilles exploded, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Somebody's somebody's fucking He'll explored.
Speaker 3: Yes, he'll exploded like he was actually doing the face
Speaker 3: of Indiana Pacers. He was like, yeah, they're overplaying it.
Speaker 3: Fucking he got three. Well that's dude, that's the league
Speaker 3: in general. The league is significantly faster now, so everyone's
Speaker 3: fucking their achilles up.
Speaker 1: How do you break your fucking heel just by fucking
Speaker 1: running around with a ball due.
Speaker 4: Because they're running too hard to big pussies, just fucking people.
Speaker 3: They're playing eighty two games a year, which is too much,
Speaker 3: but they won't do it because they make so much money,
Speaker 3: you know, like ticket sales, everything, viewership to TV deals.
Speaker 3: Eighty two games is fucking insane for that type of baseball,
Speaker 3: playing one hundred and thirty thousand games makes sense because
Speaker 3: they're just standing around. But fucking basketball, they're running the
Speaker 3: entire court NonStop for eighty two fucking games.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It just seems like whatever, Like we're built
Speaker 1: to run. Yeah, you know, Yeah, definitely. Our knees.
Speaker 3: Our knees are so fucking well designed, our ankles, our achilles,
Speaker 3: our hams. Wonderful intelligent designer made us so capable of
Speaker 3: running a lot we're not supposed to run. I also
Speaker 3: run distances. Let's have good distance running, not like running
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 1: Well, we're pretty good runners, is what I'm saying. Compared
Speaker 1: to what compared to like, I don't know, like a
Speaker 1: fucking worm. Oh can I ask Can I ask you this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Worm news? No, No, I just want to. I posed
Speaker 1: this question. We were at a bar recently with like
Speaker 1: a bunch of people, and I posed this question, and like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like I have a winner here, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: if you had the option, like let's say I gave
Speaker 1: you let's say it was a genie. But I can
Speaker 1: only grant you one wish you could take it or
Speaker 1: leave it? Right? This is the wish or this is
Speaker 1: the magic that I would imbue upon you. You can
Speaker 1: either not take this gift right. You can either not
Speaker 1: take this power or have it. The power is the
Speaker 1: soles of your feet are worm bellies are the stomach
Speaker 1: of a worm basically, or like the belly of a worm.
Speaker 1: Ye would you take it or not? Yeah? Or not?
Speaker 1: There's the only two options you talking? You know, well,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't take it? Would you not have? Would you
Speaker 1: not want the bot the soles of your feet to
Speaker 1: be worm bellies?
Speaker 3: Is this some dumb ass trick thing where like it
Speaker 3: turns out that worms bellies are fucking super hardened and
Speaker 3: make you run faster.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm earnestly asking. So you're just une books.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you didn't get knocked out in
Speaker 3: that bar.
Speaker 1: That's listen, because here's here's what I'm thinking, right, Because
Speaker 1: you could stand flat on a surface, not move your legs,
Speaker 1: but still move forward. And that's kind of a neat
Speaker 1: little like the air that the airport the airport, Yeah
Speaker 1: kind of, but it's but it's like your little feet
Speaker 1: doing it. I think I would take it.
Speaker 3: In what how you how fast can you go like
Speaker 3: worm fast? Yeah, so that's not that's enough. It's a
Speaker 3: cool little trick, but it's a little parlor trick just
Speaker 3: where heey's man.
Speaker 4: To be able to do that too. Like that's just
Speaker 4: overall it's like a minus.
Speaker 1: You know. I'm taking it, Okay, I'm taking it because,
Speaker 1: like I think there's no downside. How often do your
Speaker 1: the soles your feet come into play in any other
Speaker 1: context other than just being planting yourself firmly on the ground.
Speaker 4: That's true, but like how often would it be worse
Speaker 4: to have your worm tummy feet on the ground instead
Speaker 4: of just shoes?
Speaker 1: Well, does you put for the ground?
Speaker 4: Maybe you put on when you put on pants, like
Speaker 4: we got to put on socks in places your feet
Speaker 4: are gonna get off sticky and gross.
Speaker 1: On the socks. No, man, don't worry about that.
Speaker 4: I'll go no, I'll go no, thank you for I'm taking.
Speaker 1: It towards people like really slowly and menacingly without moving,
Speaker 1: without moving my legs at all. Oh, I think it's
Speaker 1: a fun little thing. That's so cool.
Speaker 4: I like that that level, that level of menacing, Like
Speaker 4: that's no intimidation right there. You're like, oh, your coming
Speaker 4: toward will be slowly. I'm gonna throw something at you
Speaker 4: and make you run around, So what you are is useless.
Speaker 1: What was the other thing was like Lego Lego hands
Speaker 1: or Powerpuff Girl hands. Yeah, the owner of the owner
Speaker 1: of the bar came in when we were talking about that.
Speaker 1: I think he said, he said, powerpufirl.
Speaker 4: There's only one answer this power Up Girl hands.
Speaker 1: Obviously they are better, but I like the aesthetic of
Speaker 1: a Lego hand.
Speaker 3: I think I would rather do Lego hands, like at
Speaker 3: least grab something you can well, the power that's the
Speaker 3: thing is like the power Up Girl hands.
Speaker 1: Just inexplicably do they pick up hands.
Speaker 4: And they lift things?
Speaker 1: So okay, so we they things.
Speaker 3: We get the rules of their universe and we get
Speaker 3: their hands.
Speaker 1: You get the rules of their hands.
Speaker 4: What was the rules of Lego universe? Hands can fall
Speaker 4: off and put them back on.
Speaker 1: I guess technically the rules of the Lego universe does
Speaker 1: imply that they could also pick up anything as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like it's kind of.
Speaker 4: They pick up only anything that is shaped by the things.
Speaker 1: That I think aesthetically, I would go for the Lego
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying the esthetic of this is hilarious,
Speaker 1: Like I'd rather I don't want to have just like
Speaker 1: like a sausage.
Speaker 4: Looking like the idea that the space is better like that,
Speaker 4: but like I like the idea that exist. You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: what's going on? Then you dap somebody up and you
Speaker 4: can feel fingers. It's green, you know, like phantom.
Speaker 1: It's like that's hair, Like, come on, what am I doing? No?
Speaker 4: No, they work as a for the regulation.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, that's pick it up, holding it like
Speaker 3: like what going on?
Speaker 1: That is gross to imagine. Anyway, we're gonna read some
Speaker 1: We're gonna read some questions uh given to us. Uh
Speaker 1: not all questions, some statements, some suggestions, some stories, whatever.
Speaker 1: Over on the submissions page or the submissions thread at
Speaker 1: patreon dot com. Sass start tank. Remember you can go
Speaker 1: over there and ask us a question. Get into the show,
Speaker 1: you know, so go to the twenty five dollars here,
Speaker 1: get your name right at the end of the show,
Speaker 1: and make me say all sorts of terrible ship that
Speaker 1: I don't want to say and ruin my future political aspirations,
Speaker 1: of which I'm sure have many.
Speaker 4: Wait, guys, I had an idea. If you could choose
Speaker 4: one robot's hands, who will you choose? Oh, one robotic character,
Speaker 4: one character throw Okay, so it doesn't have to be
Speaker 4: a robotic could be a person with a robotic han.
Speaker 1: Yo Venom Snake's hand is fucking crazy. Yeah, it's such
Speaker 1: a plot hand.
Speaker 3: That's why the way when you fok from people and
Speaker 3: you're like, that guy is dead, that guy is so dead.
Speaker 1: I love the rocket hand that moves so slow it's ridiculous,
Speaker 1: And that's the first one that came to mind.
Speaker 3: Anyway, in that instance, I would just upgrade that. Then
Speaker 3: just get Geno's's.
Speaker 4: Hands that I would I would get I would get
Speaker 4: I don't know what's Mega Man two. I think the
Speaker 4: hand that he can just grab people and holds them
Speaker 4: up and then you can just throw them. I think
Speaker 4: it's Gutman to whatever Manutman is like super powerful. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I would get his hands because I feel like the
Speaker 4: things I could do with those hands would be so
Speaker 4: dangerous because he picks up full size like boulders with them.
Speaker 3: And he's like it pitches them. Yeah, So I would
Speaker 3: do that and I would grab people and I'd be
Speaker 3: like I could really a.
Speaker 4: Little bit of a little bit of a squeeze. I
Speaker 4: could pop you.
Speaker 3: You just so you would just threaten to pop people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, grab the ground. I'd be like, look, I do
Speaker 4: the floor and turn the ground into like a little
Speaker 4: snowball escavating. But I can do that to you.
Speaker 1: Very cool. That was a really good question. You really
Speaker 1: got a hand it to you. You see. Nice. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read the questions now googling. What is a blumpkin
Speaker 1: at work? Nice? You're fired, You're fired. No blumpkins in
Speaker 1: the office, only in the messhole.
Speaker 4: Getting a blumpkin at work a mess Getting a blumpkin
Speaker 4: at work is crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, getting a blumkin period is pretty insane.
Speaker 4: Yeah, getting a blumkin in general is pretty wild, but
Speaker 4: getting a blumpkin at work is definitely even crazy.
Speaker 1: What is the craziest place to get a blunkin outside
Speaker 1: of church? Anywhere?
Speaker 3: I feel like it's the only place that happens. A
Speaker 3: construction site, port construction. A constructed blumpy is crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: That's there's the result we have to have to you.
Speaker 3: Hearing all that noise can't fucking erect smelling that fucking.
Speaker 1: Every that's krillons. Dude, it's constructor blump. How does that work?
Speaker 1: I don't know. He just fucking manifestsed toilet and ships
Speaker 1: eighteen as.
Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, yeah, Quilling, filling all Crilling gets so
Speaker 4: much ship. But he's actually the realist one there. I think.
Speaker 4: I think Krilling is like one of the like the like,
Speaker 4: probably the toughest one there, but everyone shits on it
Speaker 4: because he's kind of a regularly gets killed every He's
Speaker 4: only been killed twice, I think, I think, I think
Speaker 4: if I remember time, do I remember cri He's been
Speaker 4: killed in every episode, every.
Speaker 1: He gets shot, episodes of Dragon Balls, the other like
Speaker 1: four hundred or something.
Speaker 4: Alltogether enough with every cannon, there's a lot, and he
Speaker 4: dies in all that.
Speaker 1: It really we need to prepare for radits. He dies
Speaker 1: and they wish him back. In every episode of the show,
Speaker 1: including the fourteen or fifteen or twenty episodes in which
Speaker 1: Gokuu and Freezer are just yelling at each other, powering
Speaker 1: up and shit. I love the beast story of those
Speaker 1: episodes is Grilling dying and getting wished back.
Speaker 4: I love the idea of beating the dragon and being like, hey, dragon,
Speaker 4: I wish that I can always wish to bring Krilling.
Speaker 1: Back and he's like, well, no, you can't do it.
Speaker 4: Why can't you do that?
Speaker 1: Don't know because I feel like he would just not
Speaker 1: let you do that. But like why not, Like that's
Speaker 1: not for a plot convenience? But what but why? But why?
Speaker 1: Like why?
Speaker 4: What is what is Britain Quillan back gonna do to
Speaker 4: destroy the plot? Quilling?
Speaker 1: Quilling fucking as?
Speaker 4: What is Quilling gonna do? Like what is he gonna do?
Speaker 4: I'd be like I can do that? Are you sure?
Speaker 4: It's like yes, I want that to be one of
Speaker 4: the wishes I would I would lose. I'd rather lose
Speaker 4: a wish. I'd rather go back down to one wish
Speaker 4: if I could do that. What would be your wish
Speaker 4: if you had one dragon ball wish?
Speaker 1: Oh? Man, uh, I just want my eggs gonna go away?
Speaker 1: I guess fine, I would it's gonna come back. You
Speaker 1: know that. It's just a temp. You guys just gotta creep,
Speaker 1: just loation just comes you drowned. Just wish for sure
Speaker 1: your goes away because you're fucking dead. That's like a
Speaker 1: gen like evil monkey pop. Yeah, It's like I wish
Speaker 1: my I wish my legs worked, and and then your
Speaker 1: legs fucking detached from you and go work. CBS, what
Speaker 1: the fuck we gotta do a question? We were gonna
Speaker 1: get sidetracked, but googling what does a bluff get it work?
Speaker 1: Wrote it and he said John Burnhal's Punisher and Spider
Speaker 1: Man for be, like, I am a better Spider than you.
Speaker 1: Man nice, So he's gonna be in it. I guess
Speaker 1: I don't know how that's gonna even remotely work. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen what what the hell something about it?
Speaker 4: But I was like, I don't this is true.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty confirmed at this point that like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Punisher is gonna be involved or I don't know
Speaker 1: if he's gonna be in the movie or what the fuck?
Speaker 1: But like, what is the I don't have any John
Speaker 1: Burnhal's Punisher is going to be presumably a part of
Speaker 1: the new the Next Spider Man movie, okay, and which
Speaker 1: you know presumes you would you would assume the Punishers
Speaker 1: in the movie. I can't imagine how that would even function,
Speaker 1: because those are not those characters should not interact. They haven't. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying those versions. I'm not saying holistically, I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're lie that counterparts don't make sense next to each other.
Speaker 4: I mean, they're almost insane. I don't know, man, I
Speaker 4: just I think I think.
Speaker 1: It's not the it's been shocker showing up and punsher
Speaker 1: just shoots him, like what are you gonna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even the how would how would?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 3: What it like? I don't understand, Like what's gonna happen there?
Speaker 3: He doesn't even have like the fucking battle van or anything.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna really find I don't know, man, I
Speaker 3: feel like that thing was the only thing that had
Speaker 3: him contend with like fucking these crazy meta human I
Speaker 3: think basically it was like Batman's utility belt, like Times
Speaker 3: twenty car.
Speaker 4: It was a it was a van with like crazy
Speaker 4: amounts of weapon.
Speaker 3: It just has like everything battlevan I need. It just
Speaker 3: shows up, it does crazy ship battle man. Is it
Speaker 3: called the Battlevan? If I remember correctly, it was called
Speaker 3: the Battlevan unless I just made that.
Speaker 1: Is it called the battle I don't remember. I think
Speaker 1: it's called Battlevan, but maybe I made that up. But
Speaker 1: I just because if it is battle that's awesome.
Speaker 4: I read Marvel Knight's Punishers, So I know him killing
Speaker 4: like sex traffickers and like sex pests.
Speaker 1: Right, I don't know about it. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the thing it's like. Can you imagine Tom Hollins Spider
Speaker 1: Man making wise cracks at like Pedophile. Yeah, it's called Battleman.
Speaker 1: Know you're right? Yeah, that is so funny. Battlevan is
Speaker 1: such an like he would.
Speaker 3: Talk to it, like like he's talking a fucking oracle
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 1: Or a Batman oracle. I need kid, yeah, kid, or
Speaker 1: fucking Jarvis. The Battleman destroyed it just a fucking a really,
Speaker 1: I mean, the Battleman appeared in Spider Man. He in
Speaker 1: the animated series.
Speaker 4: Also in the first appearance was in Spider Man. It's
Speaker 4: like if anything, so back up, really well, Punisher came
Speaker 4: appear first to Spider Man.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I didn't. I guess it appear
Speaker 1: at I just didn't. I just didn't think about that.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I never thought about I never thought about punishing origins.
Speaker 1: I mean, there could have been like a villain like
Speaker 1: like doctor Pedophile or something.
Speaker 3: So the thing is, that's like all of all of
Speaker 3: those New York characters. Yeah, probably a Spider Man like
Speaker 3: even never, I never.
Speaker 1: Even a Daredevil maybe in Dared double spider Man. So
Speaker 1: like what about like so like Nick Fury and Ship
Speaker 1: it was that Fana before.
Speaker 4: Fury, Fury's Avengers stuff like that. He put up the
Speaker 4: Avengers Avengers America actually commanded.
Speaker 3: Fury and and and Punisher will have sex a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: when did they first link up? Do you know what
Speaker 3: came first? Captain America or the Avengers Captain America?
Speaker 1: Quite a while? What are we doing quite a while?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how that's gonna work.
Speaker 1: I I'm not even retally interested in that quite frankly,
Speaker 1: but I'm curious. Go find a spider Man metal Van.
Speaker 4: I liked you. I like the idea of Spider Man
Speaker 4: killing somebody, punishes being like, my nigga, you finally did
Speaker 4: it right, right, It felt good keep him alive, blue Red,
Speaker 4: you're also red, so good, so good killing somebody I
Speaker 4: didn't really deserve it, right, it felt good taking law
Speaker 4: into your hands. Right.
Speaker 1: I'm on his scream crying.
Speaker 3: He's having a terrible time because he murdered somebody, and like.
Speaker 1: He's just grunting looking at every single Spider Mans just
Speaker 1: because that Spider Man hasn't really dealt with anybody that crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean Goblin. Yeah, but that's well, that was the
Speaker 1: issue that I have with that.
Speaker 3: It's not really he didn't get that really experienced Goblin.
Speaker 3: I means by him.
Speaker 4: But you know, I got a speed run the fighting
Speaker 4: late game Goblin and he was like, oh man, like
Speaker 4: he wanted he wanted up the green Goblin.
Speaker 1: He had that like green albminds health bar showed up
Speaker 1: and it had like a skull next to it, show
Speaker 1: that you can't do any damage like a Borderlands.
Speaker 4: And it's like interesting, he's it's saying I mune when
Speaker 4: I hit him in real life. That's that's curious.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people went to that Borderlands event, by the way,
Speaker 1: apparently it's very good.
Speaker 4: The Borderland like they.
Speaker 1: Had like a borderlinees like event in l A. And
Speaker 1: my friend Max he's like, a he does, he does.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I should actually Maximilian, but Maximilian
Speaker 1: maximillion dude. Yes, he lives.
Speaker 4: He lives right by where I live. Yeah, he lives
Speaker 4: right Maximlion dude. He's like he's like one of he's
Speaker 4: like the o g like video game fight like enthusiasts
Speaker 4: on YouTube, like the fighting side of the video game enthusiasts.
Speaker 1: He's like, have you have you run into him? Super
Speaker 1: that's funny? Should kill him?
Speaker 4: Why he's such a positive force on the internet.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, said the hard On accident.
Speaker 4: Did he did he read something playing that that Ubisoft
Speaker 4: Night game?
Speaker 1: Remember what? That game?
Speaker 3: He was playing for Honor and he was working around
Speaker 3: with it and he kept like making dumb little like
Speaker 3: moves like the spinder tender and and then he went
Speaker 3: the gender Jagger dagger and he was like, uh, the
Speaker 3: was like op, it was just a little slip that
Speaker 3: is so funny GAVI ship, but it was fucking hilarious
Speaker 3: for Honoragger because that is that is unfortunately something like
Speaker 3: that game is pretty good.
Speaker 1: Like I remember playing I played it once. I didn't
Speaker 1: like capture my attention, but like I like, I was like,
Speaker 1: this is good. This is not for me though, but
Speaker 1: like the aesthetics of that game are so racist, like oh,
Speaker 1: mind bogglingly so, like I don't think most people who
Speaker 1: like it are, but like the aesthetics are like so
Speaker 1: like you could see like like a like a Nick
Speaker 1: Foent is.
Speaker 4: Like playing playing the Cavular Night and being like, yeah,
Speaker 4: my wife two hundred hours in that game for sure,
Speaker 4: killing all the African warriors constantly they beat me.
Speaker 3: Mountain Blade is another one of those. Yeah, Crusader Kings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually don't know, probably though I've heard King
Speaker 1: is actually crazy. But yeah, Borderlands looking looking good. So
Speaker 1: that's a nice It's a lot of destiny apparently, like
Speaker 1: it doesn't surprise me, but it's like it's it's destiny,
Speaker 1: but like apparently a little better which makes sense.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's better framework than what they had originally
Speaker 4: in my personal opinion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks good. I might, I might, I might
Speaker 1: grab it. I'm waiting for death Stranding later tonight, though
Speaker 1: probably not. Is this the clip? How long is it?
Speaker 4: The ger n Daggers?
Speaker 1: We got it? Ninjacker got it?
Speaker 3: You try to like recover after that?
Speaker 1: That is the Ninja Dagger. That is fucking aweso.
Speaker 4: Look, I don't think that's obviously a slip up. I
Speaker 4: don't think that's why it was like, no one tried
Speaker 4: to cancel it. It was just it was just funny. Also,
Speaker 4: no one's watching that except people that are fans of him,
Speaker 4: and they're probably like, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's a good point that Derek's nettyhoo voice sounds like
Speaker 1: Sam Eagle from the what it cuts off? Sam Eagle,
Speaker 1: Sam Eagle.
Speaker 4: I I don't know why it wasn't that, like the
Speaker 4: that video of that like fucking like Porcelain Borld Eagles
Speaker 4: having like that.
Speaker 1: Sam Eagle from the Muppets. Oh my god, I mean
Speaker 1: you were on the that's that big eagle. I forgot.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was his name either either. It
Speaker 1: was like a president, but an eagle. Nigga didn't sound
Speaker 1: like this guy like George Washington. Well, hold on, in fairness,
Speaker 1: I don't know how many times that character has been recast,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Maybe it's like because modern
Speaker 1: Kurmit doesn't sound like Kermit at all. It's actually insane,
Speaker 1: sounds like your guy's like, what's up? I'm Kermit? How
Speaker 1: you doing? It's the I'm not even fucking joking. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? What am I saying? You're saying that
Speaker 1: sounds like that.
Speaker 4: May he may sound not joking. He may not quite
Speaker 4: sound as animated as Kermit used to. Sound sound like that.
Speaker 1: Look at modern Kermit. He just said. He sounds like, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's up. It's me Kermit. Welcome to the Muppets. He
Speaker 1: does not. We're gonna I hate you. We're gonna make
Speaker 1: a We're gonna make a sequel. This is a pointless
Speaker 1: fib This is real. I am Kermit, the fraud. I'm
Speaker 1: exaggerating it severely, but like, but it was disgusting. I'm
Speaker 1: going to somewhat important. Okay, that one's more. That sounds
Speaker 1: more like what we were doing. Okay, I I hear it.
Speaker 1: I hear I apologize.
Speaker 4: I hear Kermit on same street at first, right, he
Speaker 4: was no Muppets. They would never I feel like Muppet Actually.
Speaker 1: We're at they actually were few. It's like Israel, Palestine
Speaker 1: with the Muppets and Sesame Street. Yeah, I think where
Speaker 1: Sesame Street was established. Sesame Street is the Israel. It's
Speaker 1: like and the Muppets are Palace. Yeah, obviously where the
Speaker 1: Muppets were pushed out of Sesame Street. It's actually an allegory.
Speaker 1: It is actually an allegory now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: that you. I wonder if if with the right.
Speaker 4: Conviction, he did I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: I wonder if the right if with the right conviction,
Speaker 1: you could convince I don't know, like if you were
Speaker 1: if you were a film teacher, you could convince a
Speaker 1: class that that was true.
Speaker 3: You don't even have to be a film teacher. You
Speaker 3: you gotta be a fucking YouTuber.
Speaker 1: Just gotta be a guy.
Speaker 3: You's got to be a person, make a video and
Speaker 3: have it sound convincing, and well.
Speaker 1: That would be my that would be my first political
Speaker 1: video essay. I love that. There's gonna be a Israel
Speaker 1: Palace sign and the Muppets. I love that.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's that's actually ship like that an entire channel
Speaker 3: dedicated to bullshit allegory.
Speaker 1: Ship like that is fantastic. That's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It's way too much. That's really creative. You gonna have
Speaker 1: a team, dude, a team.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of work for like just dumb ship.
Speaker 1: That's fun.
Speaker 4: Though, you could just you could just you could take
Speaker 4: that work and make cool ship.
Speaker 1: But instead what cool? What's not cool about that? I
Speaker 1: don't think that's cool just making it? Yeah, it's not that.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just like, it's not lies.
Speaker 4: It's just not true.
Speaker 1: It's it's the human brain recognizes patterns oftentimes when there
Speaker 1: are none, because that's how we've evolved to survive. And
Speaker 1: it's an exercise in expressing how far you can take that.
Speaker 4: You're taking a lot of bullshit to say that. It
Speaker 4: is just simply thinks you're saying a lot of bullshit
Speaker 4: that is absolutely admissible.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes you are.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, humans worcingnized patterns, like, yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 4: does everything.
Speaker 1: No, wood doesn't recognize patterns.
Speaker 4: It kind of does, actually, rolls and patterns sort of
Speaker 4: wings the wings, wings you the trees, the trees have
Speaker 4: the wings.
Speaker 3: Stop saying wings, wings, wings. It's a fucking oh my god,
Speaker 3: list what's happening right now?
Speaker 1: Why did you say? I don't even think you said
Speaker 1: wings on accident?
Speaker 4: Then that first it was a mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, well I don't know whatever. The Derek's
Speaker 1: voice sounds like, oh yeah, what's the question? Says hello, Halo, chrisy,
Speaker 1: Derek and Hewle from Breaking Bad. I just got to
Speaker 1: the from Breaking Bad. Do you remember Hewel?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well he does the money thing which plays on
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 1: He lays on the money with Bill Burr. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so crazy that he's in that show. A lot of
Speaker 1: fucking money. Eth He's like, do it. He's like, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? He lays down. Man. You know, if
Speaker 1: you if you're drafted into the upcoming war, what excuse
Speaker 1: are you going to use to get out of it? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm thirty one, yeah, I'm thirty seven.
Speaker 4: We can still be I'm thirty seven. I'm good, last
Speaker 4: last time. We can still be drafted.
Speaker 1: Technically we can't. Well you can maybe. Actually no, we
Speaker 1: none of us are qualified. You're too old, I'm too blind,
Speaker 1: and also an only child from military family, you're not
Speaker 1: combat ready.
Speaker 4: That's the point that would just force me to do it.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 4: They would just have me have like a month, like
Speaker 4: nine months of just a really terrible existence, and I'm like, yay,
Speaker 4: I'm fit enough, I'm in good shape. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 4: die sick.
Speaker 1: Would you join the army to get in good shape?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of a if it was.
Speaker 3: Only like a like like you know other countries where
Speaker 3: you have to do service for like one or two
Speaker 3: years or something like that. I probably if I was younger,
Speaker 3: I would have done it.
Speaker 1: I think I might have done it.
Speaker 3: Four years is crazy, I was four years is too much.
Speaker 1: When I was younger.
Speaker 4: Still no, still no me the me I am right now,
Speaker 4: I don't have any allegiance towards any place enough to
Speaker 4: go and die for No, it's.
Speaker 1: Not about that. It's about we're talking just getting in shape.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but like if they're gonna get you in
Speaker 3: shape for sure, for sure, yeah, it's gonna suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My dad is still in shape, and he's like
Speaker 1: seventy something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my son's spirit is probably in shape and all
Speaker 4: over the fucking somewhere in the rack really tone, he's
Speaker 4: more like in shapes, really tone, fucking cadaver.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: I would have gone a wall for sure if if
Speaker 3: I got unlucky enough to be in the army during
Speaker 3: Oh it's time to go to Afghanistan, I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go live in Greece or something.
Speaker 1: By no, bye, It's just like even now, I think
Speaker 1: this is gonna distruge. I think.
Speaker 3: Now, let's say for the sake of argument, things are
Speaker 3: completely foo bar like and people actually need to get drafted.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's happened, but let's just say it does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I imagine most people is gonna be like, uh no,
Speaker 3: I imagine where we're at now. Most people are like,
Speaker 3: I feel absolutely no patriotism. Sorry, you need nine eleven
Speaker 3: two point zero or something to even get Like.
Speaker 1: It's kind of one of those unfortunate situations where like
Speaker 1: the people who would be willing to do it voluntarily
Speaker 1: are kind of the people that you would you want
Speaker 1: them to do it, kind of want them.
Speaker 3: I would be very happy about that, but we would
Speaker 3: get to see all the yellow belly pussies that talk
Speaker 3: all this good ship not fucking do anything.
Speaker 4: Would all of them?
Speaker 1: Not all of them? Dude, it's insane. I don't have Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just not this. It's not World War two.
Speaker 3: You know, like this now there needs to be there
Speaker 3: needs to be something like nine to eleven instilled a
Speaker 3: lot of patriotism in people because like, oh dare you?
Speaker 3: And shit even fucking like like Pat Tillman, for example,
Speaker 3: making like a fuck ton of money in the NFL
Speaker 3: like a call of duty bah, you know, like and
Speaker 3: friendly fire by it, which is crazy as old people
Speaker 3: kill the one on.
Speaker 1: Accents like on actually Pat Tillman, that fucking family guy joke.
Speaker 1: Really where like Peter joins the military and he's like
Speaker 1: over the plan again and he tells him the plan
Speaker 1: that like the general whatever. He's like, okay, So when
Speaker 1: I see Pat Tillman over the horizon, I shoot him
Speaker 1: and he goes, no, when you see the enemy shoot him,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay. So when I see Pat Tillman's eyes
Speaker 1: over the horizon, I shoot and it's just like five
Speaker 1: minutes of that. I was I was like, who the
Speaker 1: fuck is Pat Tillman? I don't remember to look it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like everybody believes that they kill them because
Speaker 3: he was he was mouthing off too much about how
Speaker 3: they're not doing they're over there for the wrong reasons.
Speaker 3: So it's a theory, but also at the same time
Speaker 3: of game theory, it is a game theory.
Speaker 4: Matt Patton.
Speaker 3: The amount of people who do get shot by friendly
Speaker 3: fire is pretty high too.
Speaker 1: I would imagine it's probably shocking.
Speaker 3: It's very high because you get made a fanicky, you
Speaker 3: make mistakes.
Speaker 4: Being a bigot, like what like imagine like imagine being
Speaker 4: a racist, and like, oh, this is amazing. I get
Speaker 4: to do this and get praised for doing what I mean, like, oh,
Speaker 4: a world war like in Vietnam, edge like that, or
Speaker 4: you're like, oh yeah, I'm gonna go there. I have
Speaker 4: a particularly black command and I don't like this black
Speaker 4: guy superior me commanding me. Oh, I'm gonna shoot him
Speaker 4: in his back and then oh I I oh no,
Speaker 4: that shit happened.
Speaker 1: Usually it's the infantry that get killed.
Speaker 4: Well yeah, but like it's like that, like people do
Speaker 4: should like that, people like what it's insane.
Speaker 3: What you're describing specifically as. But it was like people
Speaker 3: would absolutely kill, Like it's it. You're in war, you're
Speaker 3: already killing. Bro might as well both full send. They're
Speaker 3: just really terrible because oh, here's you know, the army
Speaker 3: is not treated even with as shitty as you know,
Speaker 3: drill instructors and everybody treats you in the American Army,
Speaker 3: it's nothing compared to like imagine joining.
Speaker 1: The Russian Army.
Speaker 3: Well, they probably like butt fuck you every day just
Speaker 3: to strengthen your resolve. So then when fighting really starts,
Speaker 3: you're like, you know, I'm not as fucking rattled.
Speaker 1: They have a bear with no teeth and no claws
Speaker 1: come and beat the ship out of you, basically, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then that's and you're like eight years old, Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight years old conscripted into the Russian military.
Speaker 4: You're fucking your fucking entry examers. You gotta out wrestle
Speaker 4: a fucking aggressive bear and you're nine. Yeah, and whoever
Speaker 4: does it? It's like, all right, we have some really
Speaker 4: impressive warriors here.
Speaker 1: Now that's the first test, you know, like, congratulations, you're
Speaker 1: now traumatized and a person. Yeah, now we now die
Speaker 1: for me. Now the work begins.
Speaker 4: Good job.
Speaker 1: Now, now invade Ukraine. Yeah, I'm not racist. My favorite
Speaker 1: did I even answer the question? I can't remember what
Speaker 1: the question was. Oh wait, I don't remember. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we draft, we ain't get drafted. We ain'tetting drafted. I
Speaker 1: would just lean on the fact that I have a
Speaker 1: minus ten prescription. I think that'd be enough.
Speaker 3: Honestly, even even if it doesn't matter, I'm no matter
Speaker 3: what I'm I'm not going.
Speaker 1: I'm going to.
Speaker 3: Canada, I'm going to Lithuania, whatever I'm not, I absolutely
Speaker 3: will never die for this country.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely. It would take kind of a lot, not aliens, probably,
Speaker 1: And even then the Aliens would have to be like
Speaker 1: obviously bad, you know what I mean, Like if I
Speaker 1: had even a slight idea that they might be kind
Speaker 1: of cool, I don't know, man.
Speaker 3: Like, what if they were like OCTOPI like they but
Speaker 3: they're like eradication eradication wave. I know you, but meaning that,
Speaker 3: and many of them they're like and that's they're like you,
Speaker 3: you've you didn't understand where is your where is your guys?
Speaker 3: Common sense that we're so intelligent and this is our
Speaker 3: domain and we really kept eating our babies and now
Speaker 3: it is. But they finally come and like, you've aten
Speaker 3: so many of our babies.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I've never done that, and i'd be telling the truth,
Speaker 4: be like, I honestly have never eaten any sort of
Speaker 4: tentacled creature.
Speaker 1: To be fair.
Speaker 3: I've taken a bite one time, and I was never
Speaker 3: I took a bite because I was it was like pressured,
Speaker 3: like they got like a sampler plate and like here
Speaker 3: you try, and I was like, I just don't. I
Speaker 3: was like fine, I'm like, yeah, it tastes like seafood.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like a lot of seafood.
Speaker 3: But I'm as I've gotten older, gotten a little bit older,
Speaker 3: the more it's I'm not feeling as comfortable with just
Speaker 3: ravaging through everything because it's just gonna like what's the.
Speaker 1: I'm personally like what's the I think Calamari is like
Speaker 1: up there for me.
Speaker 4: I think I think it's sushi.
Speaker 1: And then Calamari immediately after, and then everything else is like,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 3: That's a very interesting uh uh as far as seafood goes, okay, gotcha?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not like general.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was kind of like, Okay, Sushi's not my top.
Speaker 1: Food at all.
Speaker 4: I'm never in one, and I'd be like, I'd be
Speaker 4: honestly like, I've never in one of you, I've never
Speaker 4: heard you, but i still want to kill you because
Speaker 4: I by your nature.
Speaker 1: It's like, then what's the point of even talking. You're
Speaker 1: just you're wasting time. I could be.
Speaker 4: I could be their ally, but I'd be like, hey, like,
Speaker 4: if you scare me at all, I'm going after.
Speaker 3: You, just slapping the ship.
Speaker 4: Would I would always go against aliens, honestly, Unfortunately, I
Speaker 4: would have to Sorf're sorry.
Speaker 1: That's kind of thing. It's like, what if they all
Speaker 1: look I'm turning. If they were all Donald I've been
Speaker 1: to Donald. If they were all looked like the hottest
Speaker 1: person that you've ever seen, you know, that would be
Speaker 1: kind of hard, like I'm I'm turning. I'm a trader.
Speaker 1: I am one. I'm a proud trader.
Speaker 4: I get kill one of them. I kill one of them,
Speaker 4: and then you can do it.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess it depends on Sorry, how are they
Speaker 3: going to treat me once I joined them? I could
Speaker 3: bring I'm gonna treat me nice in them, But are
Speaker 3: they gonna keep me like a.
Speaker 1: Dog on a time? What are you saying?
Speaker 4: I can bring it in my heart to kill one
Speaker 4: of them, like, I wouldn't be like too conflicted? Oh sorry, yeah,
Speaker 4: like I I could kill on the big.
Speaker 1: Booby soft fucking featured alien.
Speaker 4: I could kill an elite. I feel bad.
Speaker 1: You couldn't kill an elite.
Speaker 4: I could bring myself to kill one I would not
Speaker 4: be able to defeat.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't feel bad if you myself to kill if
Speaker 3: you were able, if he was able to Yeah, sure,
Speaker 3: do you don't understand the thought bringing.
Speaker 1: Yourself to be like you'd get over the empathy that
Speaker 1: you would have for murder one? Elites are horrifying, Like
Speaker 1: you'd have to be crazy and I have to have
Speaker 1: like no issue killing Like if it sounds like sound.
Speaker 3: Don't don't do it.
Speaker 1: Don't do it.
Speaker 4: My beliefs have been wrong I'll be like, no, stop, stop, No,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be a friend.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: It's the only way I can get into his like,
Speaker 3: I know you mean, it's like, but I can't do
Speaker 3: like I can't do his talking voice.
Speaker 1: Like when he's like I'm spun, I can't do that. No, no, anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm not racist. I'm not racist. My favorite porn star
Speaker 1: is black, wrote in nice, but gotta say the name idiot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jasmine Web It says that no, like a relic is
Speaker 1: she red? Is she related to Madam? She's older?
Speaker 4: But there's an old time porn star, Like, I ignore
Speaker 4: what I said, don't.
Speaker 1: Know where is? I felt so stupid.
Speaker 3: It's like I don't even.
Speaker 1: Hello Beavis buttead and as face. Did you see the
Speaker 1: Beavis and butt hair coming to call and it looks horrified?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? Looking up right now on Twitter? It
Speaker 1: is actually I just tweeted it, so you go to
Speaker 1: my page. I retweeted it. Then they just put in
Speaker 1: Seth Rogan is in a different game. No, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: in that too. But like the character model, the character
Speaker 1: models are crazy, like so they really are going for
Speaker 1: their fortniting. Yeah, they're trying. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Nicki Minaj is in that game, dude.
Speaker 1: That's true. But I mean Beavis and Buttead is a
Speaker 1: step different. I think that's the step in. Like they're
Speaker 1: not even proportioned correctly, know, like.
Speaker 4: Their a head hitd box is crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. I literally, I literally said, easiest
Speaker 1: headshots ever this ship? Are you seeing it? What the
Speaker 1: oh my god? Looking out horrifying? What really is this?
Speaker 1: Is this real? That's real?
Speaker 4: That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's real. Oh my goodness. It looks fake though,
Speaker 1: doesn't it? It does? It looks like the gym teachers?
Speaker 1: Are you going to be in it too? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's not the same art style.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? I don't know, man, I mean I
Speaker 1: guess why not? Right? Who cares anymore at this point?
Speaker 1: Fucking god damn it? Hello head and as face. Uh.
Speaker 1: You see those videos of people finding Easter eggs and
Speaker 1: games by shooting different items and some weird combo to
Speaker 1: unlock something. It's always made me think that there's some
Speaker 1: latent power slash item we have yet to find in
Speaker 1: the real world because no human is thought to do something.
Speaker 1: My question to you three idiots is what weird combination
Speaker 1: of things do you think people haven't ever done that
Speaker 1: unlock some secret if done in the right order, that's
Speaker 1: hard to think of it. Man, get like getting a
Speaker 1: yu who enema and and a vasected me at the
Speaker 1: same time would unlock a super jump or something like that.
Speaker 1: That would be fucking sick if if if the world
Speaker 1: operated like that, I don't know if that would be
Speaker 1: cool or scary.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like we do so much
Speaker 4: dumb ship, but also we feel we don't do that
Speaker 4: much dumb shit, you know.
Speaker 1: I feel like we do dumb shit that's like fairly predictable. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like like you'd have to actively like be a contrarian too,
Speaker 1: to just the universe society.
Speaker 4: I can't grow up in society and something like that, right,
Speaker 4: you have.
Speaker 1: To be like you have to be like like a traumatized,
Speaker 1: like abandoned oath like raised by like murs in the woods.
Speaker 4: To think like have a trailer fucking ants Comoca penis
Speaker 4: and then fucking sing motart symphony and you unlock fucking
Speaker 4: ability to teleport throughout time and space. It's like, when
Speaker 4: are you gonna do that? Like when is when is
Speaker 4: when is a person gonna have both of those?
Speaker 1: Like like this kind of This kind of reminds me
Speaker 1: of like I think we had a conversation a long
Speaker 1: time ago, like what if like there was a way
Speaker 1: that someone could fall down and land and split an
Speaker 1: atom and explode, but it just hasn't happened in the
Speaker 1: right circumstance, like on the right surface, the right person,
Speaker 1: like at the right exact angle, when like the right
Speaker 1: quirk is like doing a weird thing and they.
Speaker 4: Just shoulders sharp enough to just cut that what Adam
Speaker 4: and send it right into none of Adam.
Speaker 1: But this nds those and like it's just like it's stupid.
Speaker 3: I mean when you hear about like that's fontanuic spontaneous combustion, yeah,
Speaker 3: or there have been stories that, well, there have been stories.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you know, usually I feel like the
Speaker 3: stories are all pre video cameras or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I feel like it's not right.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's most likely somebody had something on
Speaker 1: them it exploded, nobody, nobody knew that it was there,
Speaker 1: and nobody could understand it. By the time they could
Speaker 1: even find anything, there was no evidence of it.
Speaker 3: For some reason, this guy was taking a bath in
Speaker 3: the house, was his water was particularly full of gast
Speaker 3: leave or some reason, and then he's.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I'm done. It's like, what's going on. Hey,
Speaker 4: look as we're doing like sparks or something like that,
Speaker 4: we're doing Roman candles. Yeah, and then boom, this guy
Speaker 4: forget turned to the human tors for a few moments
Speaker 4: and it dies, you know, like most like that, Like
Speaker 4: I just don't.
Speaker 1: Likely see things that just happening.
Speaker 3: Somebody just igniting for no reason.
Speaker 4: Because unless someone in Syria hasn't just awakened flame, like,
Speaker 4: it's like that doesn't make sense, you know, see.
Speaker 1: The thing that's interesting.
Speaker 3: So I was I was thinking about, uh, the Lebron
Speaker 3: James number word, and out of his entire career, he's
Speaker 3: never had a game where he had twenty seven points,
Speaker 3: seven rebounds, and seven assists. And when people start to
Speaker 3: thinking about that, they're like, that sounds statistically impossible, that like,
Speaker 3: at some point you would have finished with that, and
Speaker 3: he hasn't, And so people have been fixated on that,
Speaker 3: like what the fuck? And I think it might have
Speaker 3: even been recently where he was about to and then
Speaker 3: at the last second he hit him meaningless three, so
Speaker 3: he had twenty four points and then it went up
Speaker 3: to no, sorry, he had he had a twenty seven points.
Speaker 3: He had it, and then he got thirty points because
Speaker 3: he hit a minilling listener even though the game was
Speaker 3: already over. And it's just like, no matter what, he
Speaker 3: can't hit those numbers. And I feel like that's might
Speaker 3: be what happening in life to worry. It's just we
Speaker 3: just keep missing this perfect formula to explode or something.
Speaker 4: I mean, the same reason why we just keep making
Speaker 4: like we had a chance to have like a pretty
Speaker 4: decent human as a president. We just like, let's just
Speaker 4: not do it. Let's just not do it. Like you
Speaker 4: think there's like external forces are at play. No, I
Speaker 4: think that's just money.
Speaker 3: Like No, I wish I wish it was like that,
Speaker 3: so I'd feel much better.
Speaker 1: I feel much better about people. It isn't our fault.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 4: Fucking try Solaren's making people not be able to learn things.
Speaker 4: No more, I would feel great, Actually, I would it
Speaker 4: feel great. I'd be like, why didn't you feel much?
Speaker 4: But no, we don't suck. We're being controlled.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: What makes it worse is that like you'd have proof
Speaker 4: of it, and he would be like, that's not true,
Speaker 4: Like imagine that like imagine being the person that fine,
Speaker 4: it's like the key to the real problems, like this
Speaker 4: is what's happening, and we can fix it by doing it,
Speaker 4: like it's right here. And they're like no, You're like
Speaker 4: what kind of proof do we have to where people
Speaker 4: are denying, Like it's we can put up concrete proof
Speaker 4: now that we be like that's just not true. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, like that would what that would do to
Speaker 4: me would be so like it would transform me into
Speaker 4: such an evil creature instantly where it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: like I know how to stop war. We do this
Speaker 4: thing that isn't really that big of a differ. People
Speaker 4: were like not, like oh cool, I'm gonna go in
Speaker 4: my basement for three months and emerge at something horrifying
Speaker 4: and then to start laying waste of stuff the best
Speaker 4: way I can fair enough. What was the question, Ah,
Speaker 4: who thinks the gayest person?
Speaker 1: He said, I don't think that was the question.
Speaker 3: It's obviously liberaci but out there so uh.
Speaker 1: He said, you idiots. I remember that part.
Speaker 4: He said that, I remember what combinations we haven't we
Speaker 4: done yet to like.
Speaker 1: Make if what if you do? You who?
Speaker 3: And enemas and stuff? I don't think we answered that,
Speaker 3: because we.
Speaker 1: Were talking about like, hey, yeah, we answer yeah, let's
Speaker 1: get a few more of these entrans gave Beatle getting
Speaker 1: pulled into World War three, wrote in he says, ah,
Speaker 1: my beautiful Beatle boys, there's a new Cyberpunk twenty seventy
Speaker 1: seven update coming out. What do you want them to
Speaker 1: add to the game? I want them to I want
Speaker 1: the option to shoot River when he goes in to
Speaker 1: kiss you, because it would be funny. That's crazy, Stay
Speaker 1: gay and safe. I didn't even know that this was
Speaker 1: happening until like this, until I saw this question and
Speaker 1: looked it up, and I was like, I did either
Speaker 1: what else some free update or something. I guess that's
Speaker 1: kind of cool. That's what I just started playing it again.
Speaker 4: I want more story content for that game so badly,
Speaker 4: But I.
Speaker 1: Want more stuff to do in the city, honestly. Like
Speaker 1: the issue. The issue with Cyberpunk is that, like the
Speaker 1: city's really alive, but there's really not a lot to
Speaker 1: do in it, like other than like shoot random people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't go in as many buildings I would
Speaker 3: like to as well. Yeah, a lot of stuff's closed off,
Speaker 3: but it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's weird that there's no like I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I want to play like darts or something. I want
Speaker 1: to you know what I mean. I just want to
Speaker 1: do weird shit in the because it's a place I
Speaker 1: do genuinely want to just like spend time in. Like
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily want to go fighting all the time.
Speaker 1: I like driving even just through like the nice cities,
Speaker 1: like feels.
Speaker 4: I love doing the gigs, man, I love doing the gigs.
Speaker 1: I love doing gigs, but so many gigs are just
Speaker 1: like shoot a guy, Oh yeah, I like, well.
Speaker 4: I built like my characters. I don't have to shoot people.
Speaker 4: I have like all the fucking net gear ship, so
Speaker 4: I just let people like I give this guy sickness
Speaker 4: that walks and gives the other people and they eventually
Speaker 4: blow up, and I'm like, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: I have like self destruct having some people's crazy, that's insane.
Speaker 1: There are people that are standing.
Speaker 4: There and he's talking to you about like, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: my cat's fucking We don't got cats nowhere nowhere, Like
Speaker 4: oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, there are I don't know why you keep saying
Speaker 1: that there are cats. There's one cat. There are cats,
Speaker 1: you've seen? What do you mean there's one cat.
Speaker 4: There's no more like pets in that universe.
Speaker 1: No, atually, that's all.
Speaker 4: There are normals.
Speaker 1: The issue is I remember that. I remember somebody in
Speaker 1: the comments brought this up because you said this on
Speaker 1: a previous episode, and they looked it up and it
Speaker 1: was just completely false. Also, there's like literally a cat in.
Speaker 4: The a cat one time when you're about to die.
Speaker 1: He said, why would you assume that that's the only
Speaker 1: cat in the unis.
Speaker 4: That's what makes it so unique. That's why you focus
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 1: Actually, you don't focus on it because it's the only
Speaker 1: cat in the universe, dude, know that is why that's
Speaker 1: such a crazy thing to say it so.
Speaker 3: To me, it sounds like a video essay got him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't real, man, that's so ridiculous, Like it's
Speaker 1: not a Then again, you know he was a He had.
Speaker 3: An interesting theory when we're talking about Clay obscurity too,
Speaker 3: if you remember.
Speaker 4: Oh, I did, because that moment felt really weird because
Speaker 4: it was like, yeah, it didn't feel weird to me,
Speaker 4: It felt weird for me because it felt like it
Speaker 4: felt like somebody was having like a I'm not explaining.
Speaker 1: But it felt like a trauma moment came out of nowhere.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I was like, I don't know, it just
Speaker 6: felt like for me, it felt like it it was
Speaker 6: let's be real, it was hyper convenient. Yeah, like the
Speaker 6: the oh, what a quincidence you happen to popping up
Speaker 6: the perfect time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, video game shit. But yeah, seven
Speaker 1: functionenty seven, twenty seventy cent's good. It just yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm love a third person mode, but I
Speaker 1: know me too, Like that's the thing too. It's like
Speaker 1: it don have to be a big update. It doesn't
Speaker 1: feel bad in first person, but it doesn't feel that great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I just like, I just it's just like, okay,
Speaker 3: I can see myself in many aspects, especially when I'm
Speaker 3: riding a motorcycle or whatever. So I'm just kind of like,
Speaker 3: come on, just go the extra mile and do it
Speaker 3: like pure you can put a mod and then see yourself.
Speaker 1: The issue, dude, funny. So the issue is like, because
Speaker 1: you can see even in the shadows if you look
Speaker 1: at your if you ever looked at your shadow when
Speaker 1: you're playing, your arms are crazy, and then your body
Speaker 1: is so stadd it's just completely.
Speaker 3: Stiff and then so I saw somebody do the mod
Speaker 3: and then they're just like, oh, look at yourself with
Speaker 3: the with the gaitata.
Speaker 1: It's so funny.
Speaker 3: Fucking you're completely stationary, like you said, and then your
Speaker 3: arms are.
Speaker 1: It looks so stupid, so fun and it wasn't meant
Speaker 1: to be seen that way. Like June twenty sixteen is
Speaker 1: like that too, Like somebody took the third person camera
Speaker 1: and it's hilarious because it's like it's literally just his feet,
Speaker 1: a gun, and two beefy arms. It's not even a
Speaker 1: head there, and so like it's all for the illusion,
Speaker 1: and I get it, but like it would it would
Speaker 1: be I would love to play that game in third pis.
Speaker 1: I wish there was more.
Speaker 4: I wish there was more stuff to do in the
Speaker 4: city that wasn't exactly the gigs, but I feel like
Speaker 4: they spent so much time making everything else.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean like, like the gigs are pretty good,
Speaker 1: but that city is like a.
Speaker 4: Whole ass, big fucking place that does scale upward the
Speaker 4: whole time. You can go up on top of question with.
Speaker 1: That question, how much more can you do? I haven't
Speaker 1: done Phantom Liberty.
Speaker 3: Liberty is more story content it doesn't like add like
Speaker 3: a lot of extra ship to it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it does get like two other endings. I
Speaker 1: think it did, Like it's fucked with the skill tree
Speaker 1: a lot. So there's a bunch of new skill trees
Speaker 1: and like different things like that.
Speaker 4: You get a different sort of like interface whatever that
Speaker 4: that's particular. There's one that like it makes a point
Speaker 4: in your body appeared and if you do damage to it,
Speaker 4: then people blow up like they just exploded.
Speaker 1: Like I can't remember because I have like a because
Speaker 1: my person is like throwing knives excluded throwing knives and
Speaker 1: like katanas and ship like I don't really use. I
Speaker 1: usually just rush people and chop the ship out of them.
Speaker 1: That's why.
Speaker 3: Like there's some things that haven't explored. So I wasn't sure.
Speaker 4: Thing and I went ended all the like the fights
Speaker 4: and I was I'm just I'm just cheating. But then
Speaker 4: there's some people that can take a few hits and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what are you? What the fuck are you? Actually?
Speaker 4: There was just one like fucking super like fucking souped
Speaker 4: up girl that you fight and I'm like I hate
Speaker 4: her one time with heaviot and it definitely did damage
Speaker 4: like you could physically tell she was hurt, but I
Speaker 4: was like, how did you survive that? I just punched
Speaker 4: you so fucking I'm.
Speaker 1: So crazy, Like because with a throwing e you have
Speaker 1: to go grab it after you after you hit somebody.
Speaker 1: So I've been hitting people in the face, exploding their head,
Speaker 1: running up to them, taking it and doing it to
Speaker 1: the next person. I can't even imagine being the police
Speaker 1: officer that has to respond to that call.
Speaker 4: Have you Have you seen the fucking police officers in
Speaker 4: the game, and get all the way up to fucking
Speaker 4: Maxiz there teleporting You're like always up there, and then
Speaker 4: he's in front of me, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, what, They're strong as fun? What is happened? Who
Speaker 1: is this guy? It is fun to do like the GTA,
Speaker 1: like the get all the cops to show up.
Speaker 4: The thing is that they're so aggressive in this game.
Speaker 4: They are still so fucking aggressive, and at certain.
Speaker 1: Point you just have to It's easier to run away
Speaker 1: from them though, sure yeah, because you could just double
Speaker 1: jump onto a building that they can't get off.
Speaker 3: Yes, And then I hide it and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess I guess he's fucking gone. I guess that
Speaker 3: that guy who just killed forty six hundred.
Speaker 1: People on this street is gone.
Speaker 4: I guess the ability to like your movement abilities you
Speaker 4: get in that game were and say, like the double
Speaker 4: jump in the dash, I just like someone suiting me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, come oni here, let's go up a bit.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, cool? That was that was fun? Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, let me see a more concept from that universe.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the video give on DARPG video is actually really
Speaker 4: really good.
Speaker 1: You know, you know they're making another one. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: gonna make another one. I think that's confirmed. Although Whome,
Speaker 1: I just hope they do a good job.
Speaker 4: I hope they let them actually cook, because I felt
Speaker 4: this game suffers a lot from just not being allowed
Speaker 4: to cook.
Speaker 1: It'll be fine.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna fucking come out in a million years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty thirty probably. Yeah. Actually, I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: Oh good. There's plenty of games coming out. I'm there's
Speaker 1: no shortage of ship to play. Yeah, very true.
Speaker 4: Splash splash, I was gaping witchard mods. Man, those nude
Speaker 4: witcher moods the next one man, Sorry.
Speaker 1: Calm down, dude, Splitch splash, I was gaping his ass.
Speaker 1: He says dear dearest snarkos Uh. A guy I went
Speaker 1: to high school with. A guy I went to high
Speaker 1: school with, was the town's most notorious Trump glazer. Once
Speaker 1: he literally stood up on the on the on the
Speaker 1: bus and loudly proclaimed he would gladly suck the penis
Speaker 1: of Donald Trup if it were presented to Oh my god. Wow. Uh.
Speaker 1: Fast forward to modern day and this guy is in
Speaker 1: the Navy and went from glazing Trump on every social
Speaker 1: media poset to whining about how he's about to die
Speaker 1: in a war with the rent for him. Goodbye, my
Speaker 1: end word. Back to the lobby. No moral, no moral
Speaker 1: to this one. Just thought you boys would enjoy the story.
Speaker 1: If that's true, that's wild. That's a wild thing to say.
Speaker 1: I've seen crazier things said, so I believe that that's possible,
Speaker 1: even if this is like a fake story. But like
Speaker 1: that is wild. Yeah, imagine, I see I see people, man,
Speaker 1: I've seen on Facebook, like more people than I ever expected,
Speaker 1: not happy at all, and so like, it's it's interesting.
Speaker 4: Imagine loving a president that much.
Speaker 1: I can't. It's imagine, like imagine there's not a single
Speaker 1: like that. Mom. Donnie guy in New York, the guy
Speaker 1: running against Guama. I like him a lot. I think
Speaker 1: he's a cool guy, and I agree with him on
Speaker 1: a lot of things. Under no fucking circumstance, what I
Speaker 1: would I would note, Chris, I would talk I guess like.
Speaker 4: I would talk to them like, for instance, like I
Speaker 4: guess when I was younger, I would have loved to
Speaker 4: like talk to Barack Obama, like have a conversation, like
Speaker 4: have like a like dinner and sit down and converse
Speaker 4: with him.
Speaker 1: What would you have to talk about when I was younger,
Speaker 1: When you were younger, when you can talk about like
Speaker 1: your experience turtles, how you got to this point, like
Speaker 1: just the stuff like that where it's like, oh, this conversation,
Speaker 1: you know, with like a personal probably when I was younger, Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you mind brought him out? No, you're great, you're gay.
Speaker 1: He hits a button and you exploded.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be either it would be interesting talking
Speaker 4: because it's like it's always interesting talking to people that
Speaker 4: are like, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Angel woman is a fucking ugly and stupid.
Speaker 3: Hello, little black boy, a little small mostly black child.
Speaker 3: I'm not mostly black. I'm right down the middle. I'm
Speaker 3: right down the middle. You make me nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm like one of those cookies.
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid of you, but uh, I need to
Speaker 3: stand team ten feet away from me.
Speaker 1: No, three feet three ft three three fens of a food?
Speaker 1: Does that mean? What? You'll grow up and you'll realize
Speaker 1: it later. It's gonna be really bad for you, buddy.
Speaker 1: Trust me, let me be really unfair. Let me, let
Speaker 1: me be clear. And then he becomes see through. I've
Speaker 1: heard that joke somewhere off before, like I've definitely can't
Speaker 1: be the first time. I'm sure that that exists.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe not from bam Obama, but I've heard. Let
Speaker 4: me be clear that the guy operates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that must be. That sounds like a mel
Speaker 1: Brooks like naked guns kind of you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Did we watch that movie? Which one? Did you make?
Speaker 1: A gun trailer? By the way, the new one, the
Speaker 1: new one that with where he's driving down the street
Speaker 1: and he gets the coffee handed to him through the window. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I saw that. I was like, Damn,
Speaker 1: they might. I don't know. I'm curious about it. I might.
Speaker 3: I saw one one joke that I liked where it
Speaker 3: showed like all of those agent people or whatever. They
Speaker 3: were kind of like paying homage to their like dead
Speaker 3: dad or oh yeah yeah or whatever. They're all kind
Speaker 3: of like praying and kneeling, and then it was showing
Speaker 3: like I think kid, and he was like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: did that. That was pretty good.
Speaker 1: There's a that was the first one they came out.
Speaker 1: They came out with one like I think, like a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago, but this shot specifically, it's at
Speaker 1: the beginning of the New Naked Gun trailer. It's exactly.
Speaker 1: It's exactly the stupid kind of ship that I was like,
Speaker 1: Oh good, they might kind of understand it. He's like
Speaker 1: driving to the Isiway. It's good stuff. I hope, I
Speaker 1: hope it's good. I don't know. I can't imagine that
Speaker 1: it'll be even remotely as good as the originals because
Speaker 1: it's just like a place in time kind of thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm curious to see a comedy in theaters again, like,
Speaker 1: I haven't done that in a long time. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess I saw the what is it the Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: movie Friendship, But that's also not necessarily a comedy. It
Speaker 1: kind of is.
Speaker 4: It's a comedy.
Speaker 1: It's a comedy but like you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: The comedy with a ridiculous background of like, oh this
Speaker 4: is insane.
Speaker 1: Anyway, that's uh, that story about this Trump guy is
Speaker 1: kind of wild. Uh yeah, good luck in Iran. I mean,
Speaker 1: although I don't think we're gonna go boots on the ground.
Speaker 1: I think that I think boots on the groundsh is over.
Speaker 1: It's all gonna be proxy ship from now. There's too many,
Speaker 1: too many people are afraid of nukes. We shall see.
Speaker 1: I think there's yeah, I mean it really, I guess.
Speaker 3: It's on the air right now because because I do
Speaker 3: know they want regime change too, obviously obviously, but the
Speaker 3: way you do it, and it's been the formula. Like
Speaker 3: I have a I have a book It came out
Speaker 3: in mid two thousands called the Confession Percy Jackson. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Confessions of an Economic Percy Jackson, Confessions of an Economic
Speaker 3: hit Man. It just it talks about the whole steps
Speaker 3: of what they've been doing to topple regimes, regimes, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like yeah, oh, oh you do this,
Speaker 3: you do this, you send in this, it doesn't work,
Speaker 3: then you put boots on the ground.
Speaker 1: So basically it's around like we'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 3: The next thing is it's going to send into mercenaries
Speaker 3: probably freedom fighters, to liberate or on liberate exactly with
Speaker 3: that with Percy Jacksie Robinson, Percy Jacksie runs, he's.
Speaker 1: The first black Harry Potter Percy Jackie Robinson. Oh that's
Speaker 1: so dumb. Okay, here's a good one. Retired suicide bomber
Speaker 1: wrote in Retired, I'm okay. I like that.
Speaker 4: I like he had a.
Speaker 1: Long successful career of suicide.
Speaker 4: But now I don't do this no more.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. I don't do that no more. Man.
Speaker 3: I used to that used to be very very small bombs.
Speaker 3: That's a mel Brooks joke. Yeah, retired, Yeah nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just like, I don't even know what whatever.
Speaker 1: Talking voice just you retire the first time? Yeah, yeah, congratulations,
Speaker 1: But he says, how many damn? That's crazy? Do does
Speaker 1: somebody get before you tell them to shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: I think three, although by the second one you should
Speaker 1: get a hint. Yeah you know what I mean, I
Speaker 1: guess within the Yeah. Yeah, it blows my mind that
Speaker 1: people like always expound upon things after a damn. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: you know what? I mean like you'll get like get
Speaker 1: information and then somebody will go, damn, that's crazy, and
Speaker 1: then they'll and then they'll like be like for real,
Speaker 1: it was really and then they'll they'll keep going, I'm
Speaker 1: not finished talking yet. I don't dan that's crazy. It's
Speaker 1: so clearly like I don't care, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's like the new who cares. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know where my line is because I've only
Speaker 4: ever like really shut someone up that was divulging to
Speaker 4: me maybe twice in my life, and it felt really
Speaker 4: bad because they needed somebody.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I can't be that guy right now.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, dude, my dad just my dad's geeto,
Speaker 4: my mom and a really bad, blown out situation. I
Speaker 4: was like, look up, I can't do this right now. Man,
Speaker 4: I'm playing Zelda, I'm seventeen. I've I'm literally trying to
Speaker 4: hit up a link right now, like I can't do
Speaker 4: this with you. I'm so sorry. I gotta go. Never
Speaker 4: saw that kid again.
Speaker 1: I'm just okay to listen.
Speaker 3: I just uh the if you don't give me the
Speaker 3: skinny of something, if I've already heard it, then I
Speaker 3: get I lose. Like, so what I'll usually do to
Speaker 3: try to hurry somebody up or to get them to
Speaker 3: skip the part that they've already gone through before is
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, yeah, you already told me that you're
Speaker 3: to kind of be like.
Speaker 1: Don't don't repeat the whole fucking thing.
Speaker 3: But sometimes people can't help themselves, and I'll say it again, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: he told me that, you're told me, like meaning.
Speaker 1: Get to the next part.
Speaker 3: I'm totally okay with talking, but don't like say, sometimes
Speaker 3: we'll be on the podcast and all as an asterisk,
Speaker 3: I'll say like, oh, I think we talked about this
Speaker 3: already for the older people, but then I know there's
Speaker 3: newer people that haven't heard it, so I just put.
Speaker 1: That, Oh oh no, no, I can't finish your thing. I
Speaker 1: just I found a great question. I don't care about
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: One thing for me I've noticed is that about myself personally,
Speaker 4: is that I'm used to someone telling me something and
Speaker 4: me not having to hear that. Like my Grandma's like,
Speaker 4: well tell me sign and I would do it right,
Speaker 4: But most people are like, what confirmation back when they
Speaker 4: speak to me, And I don't always do that, and
Speaker 4: that's that's something I do. I'm just like somebody's like, oh,
Speaker 4: can you do this to me? And I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: let me know.
Speaker 1: I gotta do that.
Speaker 4: I gotta have that that's on board. I have to
Speaker 4: do it. And they're like did you hear me? And
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh yeah, but I'm not used to being
Speaker 4: told more than once to do something, so I kind
Speaker 4: of just do it instead of like giving them like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I heard you. I'm confirming with you that what are
Speaker 4: you saying? Like, I'm not good at confirming people, Like
Speaker 4: if they ask me to do something, I just kind
Speaker 4: of do it. I don't need that's that's such a
Speaker 4: that's good.
Speaker 1: That's such a job interview. Like my weakness is that
Speaker 1: I just care too much. It's it's not because I'm yeah,
Speaker 1: I just do everything that's immediately asked. Well, it's like
Speaker 1: I'm just kind of not used to it. It's not
Speaker 1: at the failures that you usually speak to like no,
Speaker 1: I'm just.
Speaker 4: Not good at verbally complying back because I feel like
Speaker 4: most of the time conversations are unnecessary.
Speaker 1: Look, I understand.
Speaker 3: Look it is a little weird too, because it almost
Speaker 3: feels robotic like what he's actually saying. Like say, if
Speaker 3: I were like, hey, man, could you pass me this thing,
Speaker 3: and it's like if you just kind of just do
Speaker 3: it real fast, it could be a little caught off
Speaker 3: guard than just saying sure so somebody understands.
Speaker 4: It's this confirmation, that's all it is.
Speaker 3: If it's a big task, usually somebody expects verbally, but
Speaker 3: if it's a quick like literally, if you're like, hey,
Speaker 3: pass me the coaster, then I would.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, you know, like it's a little smaller there.
Speaker 3: But like other than that, like someone's like a wash
Speaker 3: the dishes and then you get them start watching it.
Speaker 3: It's a little weird to like it's.
Speaker 4: Usually like it's like my mental like mm hmm, and
Speaker 4: I do it, and I'm like it's instead of like
Speaker 4: but the person's not right next to me, I.
Speaker 1: Think, whatever, take this disrespect?
Speaker 3: Is what I'm thinking, is like they're like like even
Speaker 3: though you're you're doing it, but it's like you didn't
Speaker 3: say nothing to me, meaning that you don't want to
Speaker 3: do this and you're annoyed, but you're just you're doing
Speaker 3: it because you have to, but you're not give me
Speaker 3: like yes, you know what kind of bullshit like that.
Speaker 1: You know, I always hated it. I always hated don't
Speaker 1: talk back to me. That That still bothers me. I thought, like,
Speaker 1: you know, that's.
Speaker 3: One of those things like I've never felt like that
Speaker 3: once in my life.
Speaker 1: Actually, don't talk back to me. I've never felt that
Speaker 1: emotion ever. Ever, even when people were like out of line,
Speaker 1: I was just like, what the like, No, it's a
Speaker 1: very no, dude, talk back to me, communicate what the
Speaker 1: fuck is this? It's it's like an old school fucking
Speaker 1: threat that makes no sense.
Speaker 4: I think the problem is a lot of people. For me,
Speaker 4: it's like a lot of people always have something to
Speaker 4: say back when at certain points you just shut up.
Speaker 4: Just shut the fuck up. It's over. Like it's like,
Speaker 4: all right, dude, you've made your point. Cause it's just like,
Speaker 4: people don't argue to find roy.
Speaker 1: Is this.
Speaker 4: People don't argue to solutions that people are going to
Speaker 4: prove their right eventually, not to like oh where it
Speaker 4: gets at the bottom of things, And that annoys me.
Speaker 4: It's like, dude, don't even care about fixing this. You
Speaker 4: just want to be right.
Speaker 1: We gotta go.
Speaker 3: But I will say it drives me insane that I
Speaker 3: promised you, gentlemen and anyone listening. I don't give a
Speaker 3: flying fuck about being right about stuff. Even when I'm
Speaker 3: proven right or something. I never say I told you,
Speaker 3: oh I'm right, because I don't care. It's just, oh
Speaker 3: the information has been confirmed.
Speaker 1: Oh I like it. Cool, that's I'm coming. This is
Speaker 1: me personally. I don't like doing that.
Speaker 3: I hate when people say you just want to be
Speaker 3: right just for me, because I legitimately couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't think you care. I like
Speaker 1: it a lot. That's what it's a I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan of it. That's fine. Whenever I saw like when
Speaker 1: I when I saw people I tweeted, like when I
Speaker 1: saw Dave Smith like like, I'm sorry, Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I just posted a picture of me smoking because I
Speaker 1: just like, I relish in that ship because I'm here
Speaker 1: in retard.
Speaker 3: You know, I want the kids to be able to
Speaker 3: get married or so, I'm probably that's why I'm libertarian.
Speaker 3: I booked else would I be a libertarian.
Speaker 1: When when people disagree with me on on like social
Speaker 1: media or whatever about like very something, very specific, I
Speaker 1: bookmark it so that when I'm eventually right I can
Speaker 1: go back and look and and like comment, and I
Speaker 1: usually go back and like, hey, how's it going, Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then they don't. I don't even feel I don't
Speaker 1: care about.
Speaker 5: Being wrong happens, you know, Yeah, I mean I care
Speaker 5: about I care about people who are being wrong, who
Speaker 5: make a career out of being right, despite the fact
Speaker 5: that they're like somebody like Dave Rubens always making these
Speaker 5: like ridiculous political predictions.
Speaker 1: And they're all wrong. It does a job if I'm right,
Speaker 1: more than somebody whose job it is to be right.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna dig into it, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be like, yo, what the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, you would stop making predictions. You think,
Speaker 1: at a certain point you just dive off a cliff.
Speaker 3: It would be like, well, he's STI getting way too
Speaker 3: much Russia money and all that stuff that is true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you can still be wrong and just keep
Speaker 1: making My husband's gay. I love like you know what
Speaker 1: I saw. I saw. I saw a video of him.
Speaker 1: I saw a video him recently going like, you know,
Speaker 1: I get a lot of the little things wrong, but
Speaker 1: I'm right. I'm right directionally in the big thing. I'm like, yeah, okay, bro,
Speaker 1: just stop.
Speaker 3: Look he's he still makes all this money. He's such
Speaker 3: a bad like anybody can be a grifter. He's so
Speaker 3: bad at it, but he still makes a ton of.
Speaker 1: That is great, Ye it is. He's easily like the
Speaker 1: least good.
Speaker 3: He's so bad like the Andy Pant's gaming guy is
Speaker 3: probably the only person that's worse.
Speaker 1: Yes, he doesn't seem real, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like that's how bad it is. Anyway, Rocky voice, Adrian,
Speaker 1: I want to get to this because this is wild.
Speaker 1: On the YouTuber killer you discussed on a recent episode,
Speaker 1: this was the guy that faked the stream, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's uh If it's vote saxon O seven. I am
Speaker 1: from the area he lived in in Ireland. The YouTube
Speaker 1: stream was proven inauthentic due to some CCTV that caught
Speaker 1: him out getting busses towards the victim during the time
Speaker 1: of the stream. He was ided by his friends from
Speaker 1: the footage, so they were able to prove it was
Speaker 1: him uh and that the stream was a cover. I've
Speaker 1: also met him in real life parenthesies. I was a
Speaker 1: fan of the channel, not the murder. Let me know
Speaker 1: if you want the photo email. You haven't took a
Speaker 1: picture of him. That's crazy. I would hang that ship up.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, this is a photo I took with
Speaker 1: a murderer.
Speaker 4: Would not.
Speaker 3: Man, it's crazy because I just remember that guy being
Speaker 3: kind of jolly. If I if I remember correctly, I
Speaker 3: an'tually it's been years now.
Speaker 1: I think I bet he was giggling off a storm.
Speaker 3: But that's the thing where it's like some of the
Speaker 3: so you know how they say killers are quiet, Like
Speaker 3: you're even the person that's all like stoic and like
Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I guys, fucking stay from that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you see these people and then you do
Speaker 3: get blindsideder like you you kill you're killing people.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of him like taking it like
Speaker 1: outside of like a Chipotle, taking a picture with this guy. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: oh this guy's cool.
Speaker 3: Man, I like you, And that guy's just thinking of
Speaker 3: like I can't wait to murder my fucking girlfriend and
Speaker 3: kill that in the moment he's still thinking about that.
Speaker 3: It's like it's baked, dude.
Speaker 1: But see, here's the thing. To me, it's like CCTV footage,
Speaker 1: like how do you know that wasn't like somebody who
Speaker 1: just looked a lot like him. I mean, the funny
Speaker 1: thing is, you know, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think there was.
Speaker 3: Much more evidence to support because I had problem. I
Speaker 3: think there's also a way that they figured how it
Speaker 3: ship didn't it wasn't really authentic either. There's probably other things,
Speaker 3: but that was like a big smoking gun, I imagine.
Speaker 3: I want to look back into that because that sh
Speaker 3: it was crazy. It's been fucking years I think since I.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of stories like that where it's like
Speaker 1: the I know we talked about it kind of recently,
Speaker 1: but that Skyrim guy, the guy who did the NPC,
Speaker 1: the TikTok guy who killed his wife. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Wife killing is crazy.
Speaker 1: Man. Just leave, that's the thing. They just leave, the biggest,
Speaker 1: the biggest What if you just really wanted to kill
Speaker 1: your wife though, well that's that.
Speaker 7: I mean, you don't have an argument for that, the
Speaker 7: moment saying the thing that doesn't need to be said,
Speaker 7: because like they all are like, oh, I just want
Speaker 7: to be with you, baby, I'm like, no, you wanted
Speaker 7: to kill your Like if.
Speaker 1: You kill your wife, you didn't want to not have
Speaker 1: a wife, like or you didn't want to, like, oh
Speaker 1: I've fell in up with somebody else, me go like
Speaker 1: pursue this person. It's so crazy, you know you wanted
Speaker 1: to kill your wife.
Speaker 3: Ninety nine point nine percent of people who do not
Speaker 3: want to be with their significant other anymore, they fucking leave, just.
Speaker 1: A fucking.
Speaker 4: Like when I'm like when I I don't know, I
Speaker 4: just like just leave like this, abandon her.
Speaker 1: Let her be alive, but abandon her at least don't
Speaker 1: take her life.
Speaker 4: That's so selfish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's the whole boy. Yeah, it's the whole boy.
Speaker 4: Want to kill Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to game dude yesterday. I know that is
Speaker 1: what's that game dude? It's like this story like this
Speaker 1: is this a store called game dude? Yeah, it's in
Speaker 1: like no I think or like I don't know exactly
Speaker 1: where it's close what kind of story Like, well, it's
Speaker 1: just got a bunch of old shit, like a lot
Speaker 1: like a surprising amount game dude. Yeah, I saw like
Speaker 1: an original three sixty Final Fantasy thirteen bundle. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like it's like unreasonably expressed two thousand. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I I well six hundred. That's not unreasonable, But that's
Speaker 1: kind of a I it is. I'll put it this way.
Speaker 1: It was unreasonable for me. You know that I was
Speaker 1: gonna spend six hundred dollars on XX sixty way too expensive?
Speaker 3: Yeah, obviously, But at the same time, like if I
Speaker 3: were a fucking dumb ass fan, I think I can
Speaker 3: just put that on my credit card, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Did you guys know how much money matched the Gathering
Speaker 4: made from that Final Fantasy Collab.
Speaker 1: Bro twelve dollars? Dude?
Speaker 4: It is by far, it is the best selling set
Speaker 4: of any card game ever.
Speaker 1: It's in insane.
Speaker 4: It is growth insane how much money they made. Like,
Speaker 4: it's to the point now where I'm like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: just over. They're just gonna do collapse from now, like
Speaker 4: they're done making their own worlds, just like we're just
Speaker 4: gonna do collabse Now.
Speaker 1: Wait, that's it.
Speaker 4: You have Marvel NEXS is gonna beat that too?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over. It's so, I mean, Beavis and butteads,
Speaker 1: fucking call duty. It's over. It's wait, last question, and
Speaker 1: I'm well going into the names right. Yeah, for Beatles
Speaker 1: rode In, he says, would you rather have? This is
Speaker 1: a really important question. Okay, I don't want you to.
Speaker 1: I don't want you zone out.
Speaker 4: You don't got to be near me.
Speaker 1: Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no video games?
Speaker 1: Or no bacon and no video games?
Speaker 4: What you know you worked for the money you spent
Speaker 4: on that, right, like like someone had to acquire the
Speaker 4: money that you spent on this question obviously unlimited bacon,
Speaker 4: no video games.
Speaker 1: You would take unlimited bacon over no video games.
Speaker 4: I would take it over no video games and no bacon.
Speaker 1: Yes, I would. No, No, you misunderstanding the question. So
Speaker 1: the question is, would you rather have unlimited bacon but
Speaker 1: no video games? Or or no bacon and no video games?
Speaker 4: I would take unlimited bacon. I don't know, man, I'm
Speaker 4: a trailblazer. I no, I'm a trendsetter. But I think
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take that unlimited bacon.
Speaker 1: You're an insane person.
Speaker 4: I actually don't like bacon, which I used to anymore.
Speaker 1: I just don't like because I like my heart. That's
Speaker 1: a big do you really though? Well? No, yeah, like
Speaker 1: you understand that you need it.
Speaker 5: I need it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 4: I'm going on Turkey bacon for a while, and even
Speaker 4: I'm a kind over that now too.
Speaker 3: I'm not a I can't do that replacement shit. Like
Speaker 3: you know, my friend used to get a sugar free
Speaker 3: ice cream and I'm like, that sounds insane that then
Speaker 3: it's the cream, it's I don't know, they replace it
Speaker 3: with something that I don't care about, just blended.
Speaker 1: Fucking deer hooks. I can't even imagine what that would be.
Speaker 3: It's just whatever, you know, how Like I'm sure it's
Speaker 3: like how they do everything else, like fake sugar type stuff,
Speaker 3: which no, not like in coffee. It tastes awful to me,
Speaker 3: like fake sugar. That's if I'm gonna have anything sugary
Speaker 3: at all. This is the thing that always bothers me
Speaker 3: with like imitation meat at like vegan places, where's like,
Speaker 3: there's plenty of vegetables to just make a good meal.
Speaker 3: Why do you need to pretend the chicken is here?
Speaker 3: I think you know what I mean? Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: it's not for them. I think it's for dumb asses
Speaker 3: they're trying to trick. Like I had a look, I
Speaker 3: had a I had a vegan meatball sub my former
Speaker 3: roommate girlfriend she cooked, and the thing is the fake
Speaker 3: news meat was, and the sauce was delicious. The cheese
Speaker 3: I could not fuck with. Yeah, the cheese was like
Speaker 3: it was sweating immediate. Is it like I've ever left
Speaker 3: cheese out and it starts to sweat. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: like some fit.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, why is it in the bag already
Speaker 3: sweating when it's cold.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, that when I was a kid,
Speaker 1: that used to scare the shit at me. When I
Speaker 1: was a kid, I used to think that that meant
Speaker 1: that cheese was alive and that because it had pours
Speaker 1: and shit and it was like spressing out. I was like,
Speaker 1: it must have been like Chris, it's hot, man. I
Speaker 1: was pretty young. I was likely back in the fridge.
Speaker 1: It's hot. I was pretty young. I was like thirteen.
Speaker 1: It is like fifteen, seventeen, nineteen twenty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like twenty yeah, thirty six, thirty. Oh, this will
Speaker 3: be me in a couple of years.
Speaker 1: I will have been around enough radioactives. I will have
Speaker 1: been around enough for gy waves. Yeah that I'm convinced
Speaker 1: cheese is alive and real.
Speaker 3: Vegans if you if you guys, look, I'll eat vegan
Speaker 3: cheese if you can find a good vegan cheese, but
Speaker 3: right now exists.
Speaker 1: The only right now. The best vegan cheese I've ever
Speaker 1: had just kind of it was at u this pizza
Speaker 1: place I think called Two Boots, I think in in
Speaker 1: New York where they had like vegan pizza and it
Speaker 1: was pretty good, but it really just ultimately tasted like
Speaker 1: it tasted like pizza, like normal pizza that was kind
Speaker 1: of left there, that was like that you ate the
Speaker 1: day after, but it was fresh, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was just kind of like, yeah, this isn't as
Speaker 1: bad as I would expect it to be. Like it's passable,
Speaker 1: for sure, But why the fuck would I ever come
Speaker 1: here if I'm not a vegan? Yeah, that's that's the problem.
Speaker 1: The thing is that like it, it's not for me.
Speaker 1: So whatever, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna eat a chicken.
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I'm not expecting anybody to agree with me at all,
Speaker 3: but I am getting less. I'm finding meat less and
Speaker 3: less advertising because I'm just I'm just kidding more and
Speaker 3: more empathetic towards how how like every animal has the
Speaker 3: potential to act like a behave like a dog.
Speaker 1: Uh, and so like, I mean I would eat a dog.
Speaker 1: That was the problem.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't possibly eat a dog.
Speaker 1: You couldn't eat your dog.
Speaker 4: I couldn't need a dog.
Speaker 1: I could eat your dog.
Speaker 4: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I couldn't know eat a dog.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting more and more empathetic. I'm just like
Speaker 1: my dad. I remember my dad told me a story
Speaker 1: about how like that like he uh, he was in
Speaker 1: I don't remember where what country he was in. It
Speaker 1: was like during a deployment or whatever, and like there
Speaker 1: was like a food truck that was making burgers or
Speaker 1: whatever and they all got some and uh, and they
Speaker 1: were like and my dad was like, what meat is this?
Speaker 1: And they were just like, don't worry about just don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. And he ate it. And then later
Speaker 1: on they were just like, yo, that was dog or whatever.
Speaker 1: And he got so upset. He was so so irritated
Speaker 1: that he ate a dog, which is crazy to me
Speaker 1: because he eats anything, but although he doesn't eat sushi
Speaker 1: for some reason. I just know I'm just not a
Speaker 1: I'm not a I just I'm too human and I'm
Speaker 1: like I have fire. I don't need to do this.
Speaker 1: I guess I love fire. It's awesome.
Speaker 4: I'm not eating a dog unless I just don't. I
Speaker 4: don't think I eat a dog. I think i'd die
Speaker 4: let my dog eat me before I eat a dog.
Speaker 1: Well, you're I'm not saying your dog before I eat
Speaker 1: a dog. You would die before you eat a dog?
Speaker 1: I think, okay, like knowingly, Yeah, that's like if I
Speaker 1: was given if I was like I gave it to me,
Speaker 1: I was like, already ate it, well I would. I
Speaker 1: couldn't knowingly eat a dog first afterwards that eating it
Speaker 1: would have to.
Speaker 3: Be a complete extreme scenario. There's literally no other food
Speaker 3: than this dog's here. Of course I'm gonna eat it, like,
Speaker 3: no question, I'm not. I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: bow And then you gotta the whole gutting.
Speaker 1: Like I am not built for that ship, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: too domestic. I've done that. I don't.
Speaker 4: It's really fucking traumatizing.
Speaker 1: And gutting. I hate it. That's a lot that I've
Speaker 1: done it for a chicken before, because uh, and what's
Speaker 1: the turkey and ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like but that was mostly my mom handled that stuff.
Speaker 3: But like that was like a one time kind of thing,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't I could do it for
Speaker 3: a chicken.
Speaker 4: I don't help this got a pig. That'sh It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's just like so gross, like it's just cutting into it.
Speaker 1: I had to. I had to do a walrus once
Speaker 1: for a pig.
Speaker 3: I see people hunting, and like I saw a guy
Speaker 3: fucking an elk because I was just I was like
Speaker 3: trying to like look into everything and see like how
Speaker 3: crazy is just the fresh fucking god in the heart
Speaker 3: and it's like what the fuck, you know, just like
Speaker 3: does this thing and then he's like she's so excited
Speaker 3: and skinning it, getting the backstrap off and just just
Speaker 3: in real time, I'm like, that is so crazy. It's
Speaker 3: just this thing was just a live chilling. It was like, man,
Speaker 3: life's good, homie. And then but this doesn't bother because
Speaker 3: I know that's just what happens. Happened, you know, I've
Speaker 3: never been someone's like, yeah, they also always like crying.
Speaker 1: Watch they also technically meet like a lot of those
Speaker 1: animals meet way worse ends, unless unless you're talking about
Speaker 1: like a poachers natural endetting like getting eaten alive by
Speaker 1: a bear that doesn't give a ship at all.
Speaker 4: Shoulder, seeing bears clabber, seeing bears clobber elks, it's crazy,
Speaker 4: Like just hit the elk and elk moves.
Speaker 1: This five hundred pound drops like macho man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this fish.
Speaker 1: There's a video of this fish that keeps coming on
Speaker 1: my on my what is it? The sweater timeline? This
Speaker 1: this yellow fucking fish. It almost looks like do you
Speaker 1: know the Martin Scorsese fish from uh shark Tail? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it almost looks like that kind of but like real,
Speaker 1: and it just devours fucking everything. It's not a piranha,
Speaker 1: but it fus ship up, dude. And I keep seeing
Speaker 1: videos of this fucking fish, just like what can survive
Speaker 1: against this thing? And it just puts it in front
Speaker 1: of prawns and ship and there's just a guy like
Speaker 1: fucking doing this as like an experiment. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Well he's feeding the fish, I guess, but
Speaker 1: it's just so weird to see a fish that destructive
Speaker 1: because it just bites through shell and he's got like
Speaker 1: little teeth ship and he put a salamander in there
Speaker 1: with it, and I'm just like, bro, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not a fan of that. Like you
Speaker 1: could put a put a prawn in there, I can
Speaker 1: give a fuck, but like and even that's kind of like.
Speaker 3: That person's sociopath. They're doing not a crazy ship too.
Speaker 1: I've scene, Yeah, doing that to a fucking salamander's next
Speaker 1: level because that's like a meat animal, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like that's gonna bleed.
Speaker 4: And there was way salamanders like you when I when
Speaker 4: I went to the summer camp and like I'm sitting here,
Speaker 4: there was like salamanders all over and they would like
Speaker 4: call on people and.
Speaker 1: They just be like, yeah, they're just chilling to crush
Speaker 1: an animal, Like that is crazy, I think. Or like
Speaker 1: there's just the eyes.
Speaker 4: If any animal has eyes that are big enough to
Speaker 4: look at me and like not feel fair, but kind
Speaker 4: of just like wonder, well, how a little kid looks
Speaker 4: like a like a fair sweel and it's like whoa,
Speaker 4: what's that? You know, like you just look like wow,
Speaker 4: that's impressive. And then killing that is like, oh, you
Speaker 4: suck internally for doing that.
Speaker 1: Let me have the potential to become a monster. I
Speaker 1: mean it doesn't mean you're going to, but I think
Speaker 1: there's just something in.
Speaker 4: There but a little suction hands and they just walk
Speaker 4: like little pops to like it could be nurtured that
Speaker 4: it could be nurtured into Uh.
Speaker 1: It could be groomed a perfect monster. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway,
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Speaker 4: I'll kill yourself.
Speaker 1: I'll kill yourself. All right. Let's read the names. Got
Speaker 1: me down?
Speaker 4: Three two one.
Speaker 1: Loud, Underscore, fart, dot Wave, Delta, Gamma MC brainworm literally
Speaker 1: fed this toddler last week? Why is it still crying?
Speaker 1: Squimp is bugs Clamuel esquire the third user guild Master
Speaker 1: snark Tank's hung as trans girl using Kingston's tooth gap
Speaker 1: as a fleshlight. That'll be fucking horrible. Colin Moriarar Kingston
Speaker 1: joined my white South African tiger genocide. Damn what you
Speaker 1: don't want to join his white South African tigers?
Speaker 4: And I want to kill animals for no reason?
Speaker 1: What? You're not crazy? No, anyway, I think you should join.
Speaker 1: I think it'll be good for your character. It'll be
Speaker 1: like joining the boy Scouts. No amazing contribution. Doughtry, Daughtry
Speaker 1: featuring stained, Now what what Daughtry featuring stained? Now that
Speaker 1: it's all said and stained, I can't believe you were
Speaker 1: stained to stain me up? Then stained me. I don't
Speaker 1: know enough, Daughtry. I gotta be honest, I don't know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I only know it's not over home, and like maybe
Speaker 1: one other thing that I can't even remember for you
Speaker 1: at the moment of this boy. Yeah, so like I
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm staying
Speaker 1: home to a say where you stains have always.
Speaker 2: Been enough for me, and these places, in these stains
Speaker 2: is a giddy I'm staying old already, the president of
Speaker 2: the Mortar, I am so silly that I am so silly.
Speaker 2: I am that Goose Gaelo combat evolved two rats in
Speaker 2: a trench coat. Help, I'm the real Chris. My essence
Speaker 2: has trapped, has been trapped in the name read for
Speaker 2: at least twenty two hundred episodes. My body is just
Speaker 2: a corporeal husk PM candidate for the Ultra Thieves. I
Speaker 2: break checked what I break checked the Nissan Ultimus so
Speaker 2: hard it made the driver anemic and the car gay
Speaker 2: bit tank featuring Tophy Knife. Come smeg me and Dirk Bluck.
Speaker 2: That's fucking Tophy knife is disgusting.
Speaker 1: How dare you turned me into that sid That's so
Speaker 1: fucking progressively stupid? But your com smeg me some smeg me.
Speaker 4: This two, like two fucking gross things kind of yeah,
Speaker 4: but Tophi Knife is just stupid.
Speaker 1: Topie Knife is gonna be my rap name. You just
Speaker 1: watch ye yeah like that, like that gonna come out
Speaker 1: swinging onto the scene? Uh not? Then? In what the
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty Into the Night, if I could fly, I'd
Speaker 1: pick you up. I'd fuck I fuck you into your
Speaker 1: ass and show you my load like you've never something.
Speaker 4: Just the rhythm of the night, the night?
Speaker 1: Yeah what Desserker beatles, big bouncy backside, reckless Rhino the
Speaker 1: sloger too? Why so Dirpy the Search two leader explodes
Speaker 1: and stuns dog on YouTube? Is the dog? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Well I don't want to see it.
Speaker 4: I didn't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to see dogs getting hurt. I'd eat one,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hurt one. Derek piloting a
Speaker 1: plane into the twin Towers. Oh, I'm Kingston's dad used
Speaker 1: my ashes as a douche in a douche bottle to
Speaker 1: honor me. All Goju fighting against the Torah and kippa beatle.
Speaker 1: Fucker twelve thousand and seventy seven, The Fucker of five
Speaker 1: twelve thousand and seventy seven Beatles Dom Nation. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is going on with those naked ass wiping bears?
Speaker 1: Is it a fetish? It is kind of weird that
Speaker 1: they use the fucking that Charman uses. Bears wiping their
Speaker 1: asses is like a primary like way to market. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very weird. I don't like it. Yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 1: what do you what? I've seen that before. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure Jordan said that to me. Amazing. Yeah, Derek not
Speaker 1: Chavin is in hashtag free him? What the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on? I read that already fondled by a Carnie
Speaker 1: on the Ferris Wheel, round eyed Asian, laughing too hard
Speaker 1: at the show and almost crashing at the luxe or entrance.
Speaker 1: Very cool. Hell yeah, man, boobey boop boop boopety boppity
Speaker 1: butt sex Beatle. I know you guys said to boycott Nintendo,
Speaker 1: but Donkey Kong turns into a zebra in the new game,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna have to get the switch too. I
Speaker 1: never said that, I just I never said the boy,
Speaker 1: you do it with your money. I could give a
Speaker 1: fuck what you do with your money. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: as long as you give it does but you should
Speaker 1: spend a switch to his price on this show. In fact, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, I mean yeah, the new Don Kong game
Speaker 1: looks good. I will say the moment that he turned
Speaker 1: to a zebra, it is. It is a very schizophrenic
Speaker 1: frame of like that.
Speaker 3: That clip of the video is insane. I have a
Speaker 3: clip from that game already. That's clearly not okay.
Speaker 1: But okay, well is it racist? Yeah? Wow, what a surprise,
Speaker 1: you're like that? Whatever? I know, I know, guys, Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Israel the Rhodesian sequel. I'm hitting g forces
Speaker 1: on the forklift. That would make a fighter pilot fucking
Speaker 1: shit himself. Blonde blue eyed German Man banging hot black
Speaker 1: chicks to piss piss off FT signifier the fat cunt.
Speaker 1: Whoa geez, fat cunt. I don't know anything about FD.
Speaker 1: That person sounds like, uh, it's all from from across
Speaker 1: the pond, I mean clearly yeah. Uh, Derek Derek's net
Speaker 1: Yahoo voice sounds like Sam Eagle from the Muppets, Buddy
Speaker 1: Holly condemned to heterosexuality. Uh, my ass is help, my
Speaker 1: ass is full of piss. Help Thugzilla two hundred versus
Speaker 1: SUPERNT Yahoo Ultima. Uh Colin Moriarty, the quick Brown Fox
Speaker 1: jumped over the Lazy Dog Schrodinger's Blumkin Jack w f M.
Speaker 1: Thanking Chris for giving me the idea to turn a
Speaker 1: compressed aircan upside down to freeze those fucking roaches. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: it's uh. They work. They just sold three Laboo Boo
Speaker 1: dolls and now I'm set for life. It's insane. Anybody,
Speaker 1: anybody stupid enough to like secure a man's future for
Speaker 1: three Laboo Boo dolls is kind of wild crazy GTA
Speaker 1: typing with Nico Spellick.
Speaker 4: I had to buy one one of my friends and
Speaker 4: give it to her, and I was like, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I hate this so much.
Speaker 1: You're fucking gay, dude. Yep, what you guys are? What
Speaker 1: are you guys looking at? You guys looking at memes?
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm something finish that racist thing I said.
Speaker 4: I was gonna show you. I'm looking for it.
Speaker 1: Oh great, looking for it. Tell Mike to fuck my sandwich.
Speaker 1: Me at Jersey Mike's Nice Mike seven A while eating there,
Speaker 1: they got a good Italian sub. I say that they
Speaker 1: have a nice dressing. The only reason that I would
Speaker 1: ever go there, though, is that like to. I gotta
Speaker 1: figure out how they make that dressing or like the
Speaker 1: whatever fucking vinagarette or whatever it is they use. I
Speaker 1: can't quite get it right here.
Speaker 4: What kind of meat?
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I just or I just to
Speaker 1: the Italian.
Speaker 3: On it was like, okay, it's like a it's like
Speaker 3: a very Deli sandwich.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, pepperoni, salami, tomato, lettuce. There's like a. I
Speaker 1: put bacon on it too, because I'm fucking great. I
Speaker 1: put bacon on fucking like yeah, every sandwich.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I can't eat a sandwich that's not mine anymore.
Speaker 1: I make the issue. I don't make subs, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? I make I make normal like lunch sandwiches.
Speaker 1: So I'm in the mood for a sob like. I
Speaker 1: don't mind. I don't know mind. I don't make subs
Speaker 1: at home. I could, I guess, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give me a nice roll, some sesame sandwich there.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll pick up some ingredients and see if I
Speaker 1: can just recreate it. Albersons, I want to get their
Speaker 1: French bread. They got the best French bread out of
Speaker 1: any of those fucking markets. Is there an Alberson's around here?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta look, I gotta look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen it.
Speaker 3: Brouts it's pretty good too, but it's I've I've had
Speaker 3: a lot of French breads from like a lot, like
Speaker 3: those places that make them fresh, and they're just I
Speaker 3: don't know what Albersons does.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a little different. They probably he sitting
Speaker 1: fucking PCP, that's right, something that she probably shouldn't be
Speaker 1: in there for sure. Yeah, good old PC stem cells,
Speaker 1: big meaty stinks canola. Joe escaped custody shelter in place
Speaker 1: deep throating a cactus to sound like RFK JR. Dandy Andy,
Speaker 1: leader of the Spiderfucker Party face off remake with Keith
Speaker 1: David and as he's I'm sorry, that's fucking insane. I
Speaker 1: can't think of two more diametrically opposed presences that is
Speaker 1: on screen then fucking Keith David and a he's I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It's like Michael Sarah and fucking I don't even know, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was, I was thinking of Michael Clark. Duncan you
Speaker 1: know that is? Oh man, isn't he corpsed up? A
Speaker 1: wild way to say dead? But yes, yeah, he's he's
Speaker 1: at this very moment a green skeleton, greed skeleton. Is
Speaker 1: that what you said? Yeah, I can't take that. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a Zach thing. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure Zach said once and it's been in my head forever.
Speaker 1: Cake farts. But with Jamaican food, the flavor is unchanged.
Speaker 1: It's fucking insane.
Speaker 4: Heath Hating Jamaican food is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about Jamaican specific food. I would
Speaker 1: imagine it's just Caribbean food, right, It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so type stuff I need, I need, I want.
Speaker 1: Bourbank doesn't have enough stuff like that. Man, what do
Speaker 1: you say? Subourbon doesn't have enough.
Speaker 4: Like Caribbean food, ethnic stuff. Yeah, it's it's very very
Speaker 4: Armenian this side. This side is very sure.
Speaker 1: And then a lot of like commercial stuff that I
Speaker 1: just don't funk with. Yeah, you live with the whites.
Speaker 1: Whit I want like broke down ship like mom and
Speaker 1: pop stuff more in this area. Yeah, there's enough fun.
Speaker 4: You don't find it here. You go find that like
Speaker 4: going towards La.
Speaker 1: Yeah, downtown La is pretty good. Well, the thing is
Speaker 1: like after after a certain hour it's it is not
Speaker 1: that far to get to downtown. Like I've definitely gone
Speaker 1: there for food really at a certain but like after like
Speaker 1: seven where it takes like fifteen minutes, Like for certain food,
Speaker 1: I will go. Like there's a place called Duchess that
Speaker 1: makes have you been a Duchess? It used to be
Speaker 1: used to be called Birdies Jalen. They make this fucking
Speaker 1: I don't even like. I always get like a like
Speaker 1: a breakfast chicken sandwich, right, and it's like it's like
Speaker 1: fried chicken, it's like egg and it's like it's like
Speaker 1: a specific kind of I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1: But they make it all fresh, and it is so
Speaker 1: so fucking that I've definitely gone down there and like
Speaker 1: I'll make that.
Speaker 4: I try to make it so I don't like I
Speaker 4: don't eat out, only eat on a weekends. I don't
Speaker 4: know weekends. I'm willing to go wherever the I'm wing
Speaker 4: to go. Like we're making jumbalaya tonight.
Speaker 1: You're making jump a Liao.
Speaker 4: I want to make buttered chicken, but Lila isn't like
Speaker 4: Indian food. It makes me so angry.
Speaker 1: Butter chicken is barely Indian like that is that's like
Speaker 1: baby makes it Indio. It's like that's like buttered noodles
Speaker 1: or something pretty Indian. Know what I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: of the flavor profiles of Indian food to disagree with
Speaker 1: it would be weird to me that butter is even
Speaker 1: on that, you know what I mean? Because it's the
Speaker 1: most it's the most I think standardized and the least
Speaker 1: Indian food available from that, It's like, oh, you hate
Speaker 1: what non fucking bosmadi rice?
Speaker 4: She hates Indian food?
Speaker 1: How can you hate it?
Speaker 4: Yes, just like a toddler's taste buds man, She's like
Speaker 4: Mexican food. I'm like, girl, that's so insane, like Mexican
Speaker 4: and Italian food and I'm like those are like Mexican.
Speaker 1: Food is delicious. I think Mexican food and Italian food
Speaker 1: is great. But like what like to hate Indian food
Speaker 1: is confusing to me. It's togetable somosa with like the
Speaker 1: fucking I think it's completely just mental. Literally literally, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I was like you with fucking calamari. Man.
Speaker 4: I just don't like seafood.
Speaker 1: I don't think you whatever is delicious, but there just
Speaker 1: certain animals I don't hate it. That's for me, that's fair.
Speaker 4: At a certain moment, it's like I just haveing seafood.
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't think I'm missing out enough, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm not like the biggest fan of Indian food necessarily,
Speaker 1: but like to hate it is confusing to me. I
Speaker 1: think I love any food. I love Indian. I can't
Speaker 1: think of any food that I hate, actually I think
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: I just think a lot of like some of these
Speaker 3: spices are so crossover, like right, Like that's why I'm
Speaker 3: kind of like it's weird to.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think like I had, like I had like proper
Speaker 4: British food when I was there, and it was kind
Speaker 4: of like bland. Like the shepherd's pie I had there
Speaker 4: was like not that bad, not the best, and I
Speaker 4: was like, that's just all right.
Speaker 1: And that's one of those things.
Speaker 3: If you gave her a food she ate and she's
Speaker 3: like was delicious, and then you're like, oh, that was
Speaker 3: Indian food. Do you think she would be like.
Speaker 4: Like I suspected you and I don't want to try it.
Speaker 4: She's like that one of those kind of people.
Speaker 1: What's so Indian about? Like if you give her like
Speaker 1: a vegetable somosa or something. Would she eat that?
Speaker 4: Probably probably, I don't know, And.
Speaker 3: Then you tell her it's Indian afterwards, and she feels
Speaker 3: weird about it afterwards though, you know.
Speaker 1: I think I might get Indian.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think it's the smell. I think any of
Speaker 3: food has a very powerful scent. It's usually issues, just
Speaker 3: like cuman and curry and ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's just like that because.
Speaker 1: She doesn't like curry.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's insane like liking curries in But I'm also Jamaican,
Speaker 4: so that's I'm very biased the curry person.
Speaker 1: I love curry, like a Japanese curry with Japanese curry
Speaker 1: quite quite a bit of dude Japanese curry Katsu dude
Speaker 1: katsu Japanese curry is pretty goodto And Karagate man, like
Speaker 1: karag is the ship.
Speaker 4: That's that that's it's a it's just fried chicken.
Speaker 1: But I'm saying and karate like like as a I
Speaker 1: have fucking now, I want everything right now? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: kind of so hungry. I want I want to find
Speaker 1: a good place that has karag. I haven't found. I
Speaker 1: haven't found.
Speaker 3: There's to be a place in North Vegas that was
Speaker 3: the best five bucks for the giant sucking.
Speaker 1: Bowl of it. And then there's a there's a there's
Speaker 1: a place around here that does it kind of good.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it frozen.
Speaker 4: And then we just put it in the aircraft fryer
Speaker 4: and it's delicious, and I'm like, this is.
Speaker 1: Which one from trade Roses? Frozen stuff is great, not
Speaker 1: at all bad, like surprisingly, I love I'll try the
Speaker 1: karag then if they.
Speaker 4: Sell, we make we make French Debrios bread and it's
Speaker 4: so fucking good.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're the French that's like Texas toast. Though
Speaker 1: It's like it's like, what is the Raisin Canes bread
Speaker 1: or whatever, just like I would go to Raisin Knes
Speaker 1: just for like that. Don't even get in fact, leave
Speaker 1: the chicken where it stands. I literally so before the
Speaker 1: I had to I forgot. I had to do something.
Speaker 3: And then I passed by a Raisins cake got the
Speaker 3: combo that has the you know, has the bread in it,
Speaker 3: and I was like, can I get two breads instead
Speaker 3: of fries? And then so I got two breads. I
Speaker 3: didn't even finish the chicken.
Speaker 1: I picked at the chicken ate the bread. Bread is
Speaker 1: unreasonably like the way things are going right now is
Speaker 1: like my stomach's gonna look like because now I'm thinking, like,
Speaker 1: I want Texas toast, I want to I want an
Speaker 1: Italian sub. You want chicken garag be like my homie.
Speaker 1: And when that happens, he does it. I might just
Speaker 1: do it, do it. I haven't done it that. I
Speaker 1: haven't been that egregious in a while. I think I
Speaker 1: might do it today. Am I just gods on my stomach?
Speaker 1: The fuck up that sounds? Ah? Fuck, I'm making I'm
Speaker 1: slow cooking beans right now. I can't stupid. Oh really,
Speaker 1: yeah I started. You know, you get like a pound
Speaker 1: bag for like a dollar or two. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: you just are you using it like a cougar? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just a regular slogan. I never thought to slow cook
Speaker 1: beans for some reason.
Speaker 4: Oh it's great, that's what you make them like most
Speaker 4: like bean dishes.
Speaker 1: I mean I've only ever just like made out gundle
Speaker 1: and like rice and beans and stuff. Usually just make
Speaker 1: them around the same time.
Speaker 3: And yeah, get like get it, get them out of
Speaker 3: a can, A good A good thing of beans out
Speaker 3: of can is convenient. But yeah, I just like the
Speaker 3: I kind of like the process, and I could just
Speaker 3: control my flavors and that's ver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would get more into that if
Speaker 1: I could, if I if I had like the space
Speaker 1: or like the like if I could smoke meat.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, smoke meat's dangerous. It's so good, so
Speaker 3: it makes everything else to me tastes like shit. I
Speaker 3: don't like lunch meat. I can't enjoy like oven roasted
Speaker 3: in this because there's smoked stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've never I refused the anything other than
Speaker 4: the smoke. So he has a meat, it's it's like,
Speaker 4: I will it ruined. It's ruined meat for me.
Speaker 3: Like if it's not, I can still eat like a
Speaker 3: fried chicken, of course, blah blah blah blah blah. Like
Speaker 3: not having smoked. I don't know what Jesus Christ. It's
Speaker 3: imagine giving it to like a bear smoked salmon and stuff.
Speaker 1: It's God.
Speaker 4: He'd probably freak out, probably just becoming guy, probably just
Speaker 4: becoming ally like I will. I will follow you wherever
Speaker 4: you go, as long as you give me more or
Speaker 4: be like.
Speaker 1: I need now before I kill you. There're more inside you.
Speaker 1: Tear you open, it wouldn't even open, it would just
Speaker 1: stomp you until you're flat. Yeah, it's like there's no well,
Speaker 1: there's no fucking smoked salmon here. It takes your head
Speaker 1: wheels away h heath bad, big bad Beetleborg smoke or
Speaker 1: smoking Kingston salmon, mister bear, I forget. I forgot about
Speaker 1: Bernie Sanders with his fucking salmon sandals. Leave go away bad,
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Speaker 1: the voicemail. Oh yeah, did you wait the voice?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: I never followed up on that. Actually, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I forgot that you did that. Yeah. Why the idea
Speaker 1: that somebody would change their n into that now is interesting?
Speaker 1: Is you got to that episode now? Maybe? Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: they're backlogging. Yeah, maybe Lily's brother steers the cars with
Speaker 1: radio knobs. Uh. And I think to my SHOWFF, what
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Speaker 1: We did talk about that, didn't we. I think, Oh yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: yeah right, I must have you don't have anything else?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we we did talk about it. We talked
Speaker 4: about how that happened, and he was looking for more
Speaker 4: of them, and it was like.
Speaker 1: We definitely talked about it. Yeah, we definitely talked about it,
Speaker 1: but we definitely talked about it on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I feel I feel I'm comfortable saying we talked
Speaker 1: about it. It's in one of the extrams. Yeah, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: we I don't know. We did forget about it in
Speaker 1: the main episode though, Fu Face Unstoppable Cardboard Pie. I
Speaker 1: replaced the RS on my Dodge Ram with w's and
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Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeah, it's not fun anymore. It was
Speaker 3: fairly fun when I was a kid.
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Speaker 1: And lou Dort is a thug who doesn't belong in
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Speaker 3: Lou Dort is an enforcer. He's on the Okay see
Speaker 3: as well?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, he's just still he's he's kind of His
Speaker 1: name is loud Dort. Yeah names.
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Speaker 1: I can't believe how real that sketches from m.
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Speaker 1: Jack I never the names are so funny that I
Speaker 1: can never remember them exactly.
Speaker 3: I only remember one because it's just my favorite. Carratron
Speaker 3: Duke Mary. Yeah, Duke Mary my favorite on of all
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: I would absolutely name my son lacarpa tron so fucking
Speaker 1: crazy squeezing my balls like a clown nose. By the way,
Speaker 1: look up that I can't remember what it. What is
Speaker 1: that sketch called?
Speaker 3: Uh, it's like like East versus West College College Draft
Speaker 3: or something like that or something.
Speaker 1: Georgia State.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I love yeah, Honda suber Jackson's Jackson's twelve
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Speaker 1: of like no tech tricks like that something tax Merria tricks.
Speaker 1: That's something I forgot. I forgot, I forgot it. Oh
Speaker 1: they're so good. Well, that's one of my favorite sketches
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Speaker 4: Donkey hotep should have been used a long time. I
Speaker 4: don't know if I hadn't want to that.
Speaker 1: Yet, spidery Man. Seriously, I was just thinking that, uh,
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Speaker 3: cumbtown nick?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that? What is it? A zoron? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's hanging out with all the I saw him with
Speaker 1: stars him and I saw I don't know if I'd
Speaker 1: want to be with the Cumtown guy. I mean that
Speaker 1: is funny. I like that guy. I do genuinely like
Speaker 1: I hope he wins. We'll see it would be it
Speaker 1: would be a feat.
Speaker 4: I'm not one unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, let's pray, pray, you know.
Speaker 3: He invites all of the terrorist organizations to the to
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Speaker 3: it because in New York he turns coat in every
Speaker 3: uh anti like uh Israel fucking terrorist organization. They all
Speaker 3: converge in camps into the to the to the boroughs
Speaker 3: of New York City. What do you think you think
Speaker 3: that's uh yeah, yeah, it would be interesting. I think
Speaker 3: there's a possibility that can happen.
Speaker 4: No, it's as possible as me finding out I'm god,
Speaker 4: you know, like as possible.
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Speaker 1: that's not that interesting. I feel like we all do that.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're more accurate. One would be like
Speaker 1: long story short. Long story short is a good one. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's always followed by just an average length story.
Speaker 3: Well, because it could be it could be significantly longer.
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Speaker 1: That is not even somehow that is what that is.
Speaker 1: But it's not what I was expecting. Whoever do this
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Speaker 3: What is that from?
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Speaker 1: was still surprised by like every going to be wearing one.
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Speaker 3: By the way, guys, uh, you want to see what
Speaker 3: was in the alley of my apartment?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's crazy. That doesn't It looks so
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Speaker 3: Also, yeah, I imagine with some dumb ass kids like
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Speaker 3: ten year anniversary at nine to eleven, I was in
Speaker 3: like a bathroom or whatever, and it was like a
Speaker 3: happy ten year anniversary, like from George Bush. And then
Speaker 3: there was a swastika like written next to it too,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is this?
Speaker 3: And I just think it's a somebody just being like edgy,
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Speaker 3: And you would think now that he's like, you know,
Speaker 3: president and dictator, you think he would just actually like
Speaker 3: do it now, just out of like he's not gonna
Speaker 3: take no for an answer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really you think I would? You think I would.
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