Speaker 1: It's the fuck. That's the day we make you look
Speaker 1: smart boys to the day.
Speaker 2: Hey, my my Apple friends here with all the Apple products. Yes,
Speaker 2: is there some kind of new phone that you guys
Speaker 2: aren't buying? Do you need to go out and get
Speaker 2: a new Apple product for me?
Speaker 1: Please? Actually have an unwrapped Apple phone on my counter.
Speaker 1: I need to get it all synced up.
Speaker 2: You bought a new one.
Speaker 1: I got one for my birthday? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: Would you okay, would you get another one?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: And then, Alex, do you need a new phone?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: There's a new Apple phone out there. Don't you have
Speaker 2: to get the newest one to buy it. Let's say
Speaker 2: it comes out and just get Apple because they have
Speaker 2: superior products. En Video dethroned Apple as the world's most
Speaker 2: valuable company, and yet their unofficial company motto is our
Speaker 2: company is thirty days from going out of business if
Speaker 2: you're not familiar, and Video has been around for thirty years,
Speaker 2: but they have overtaken Apple. I need you guys to
Speaker 2: go buy some more of their crap.
Speaker 1: No, I got to go buy a video.
Speaker 2: Okay. Their AI hardware and software is surging. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: let me go buy that. Not I have a lot
Speaker 2: of applestock, very few apple products, so I need you
Speaker 2: guys to go buy them. That goes the money.
Speaker 1: So you do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I sit back and laugh at you guys
Speaker 2: and just get rich on applestock. You guys continue to
Speaker 2: live in a poorhouse because of the products are so
Speaker 2: expensive that it is illegal to mispronounce the word Arkansas
Speaker 2: in Arkansas. I'm not going to get arrested for saying
Speaker 2: ar Kansas Kansas, but they're not going to be happy
Speaker 2: about it. Okay. That was so confusing to me when
Speaker 2: I was learning to read. I was like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean? I'd like to arrest a few of you
Speaker 2: when you say NA LANs. No one says that. No
Speaker 2: one says that. Everyone on TV?
Speaker 1: Does everyone?
Speaker 2: I know we're heading over to NA Lens. Go check
Speaker 2: in with Taylor Swift who's playing in NA Lens this weekend.
Speaker 2: Shut up by to bye. You. Redheads have less hair
Speaker 2: on their head than people with other hair colors.
Speaker 1: Oh that's neat.
Speaker 2: The average redhead has ninety thousand strands of hair. I
Speaker 2: counted them, all right, versus one hundred and ten strands
Speaker 2: for blonde blondes and one hundred and forty strands for brunettes.
Speaker 2: But red hair is thicker than the other The actual
Speaker 2: hair is thicker than the other two colors.
Speaker 1: It's the fuck that to the day we make you
Speaker 1: look smart in front of your bodies. It's the funk
Speaker 1: that to the day