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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck. That's the day we make you look

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<v Speaker 1>smart boys to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, my my Apple friends here with all the Apple products. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>is there some kind of new phone that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>aren't buying? Do you need to go out and get

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<v Speaker 2>a new Apple product for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Please? Actually have an unwrapped Apple phone on my counter.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get it all synced up.

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<v Speaker 2>You bought a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one for my birthday? Yeah, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you okay, would you get another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>And then, Alex, do you need a new phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Please?

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<v Speaker 2>There's a new Apple phone out there. Don't you have

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<v Speaker 2>to get the newest one to buy it. Let's say

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<v Speaker 2>it comes out and just get Apple because they have

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<v Speaker 2>superior products. En Video dethroned Apple as the world's most

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<v Speaker 2>valuable company, and yet their unofficial company motto is our

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<v Speaker 2>company is thirty days from going out of business if

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<v Speaker 2>you're not familiar, and Video has been around for thirty years,

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<v Speaker 2>but they have overtaken Apple. I need you guys to

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<v Speaker 2>go buy some more of their crap.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I got to go buy a video.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. Their AI hardware and software is surging. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let me go buy that. Not I have a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of applestock, very few apple products, so I need you

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<v Speaker 2>guys to go buy them. That goes the money.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I sit back and laugh at you guys

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<v Speaker 2>and just get rich on applestock. You guys continue to

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<v Speaker 2>live in a poorhouse because of the products are so

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<v Speaker 2>expensive that it is illegal to mispronounce the word Arkansas

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<v Speaker 2>in Arkansas. I'm not going to get arrested for saying

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<v Speaker 2>ar Kansas Kansas, but they're not going to be happy

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<v Speaker 2>about it. Okay. That was so confusing to me when

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<v Speaker 2>I was learning to read. I was like, what do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean? I'd like to arrest a few of you

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<v Speaker 2>when you say NA LANs. No one says that. No

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<v Speaker 2>one says that. Everyone on TV?

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<v Speaker 1>Does everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>I know we're heading over to NA Lens. Go check

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<v Speaker 2>in with Taylor Swift who's playing in NA Lens this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up by to bye. You. Redheads have less hair

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<v Speaker 2>on their head than people with other hair colors.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's neat.

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<v Speaker 2>The average redhead has ninety thousand strands of hair. I

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<v Speaker 2>counted them, all right, versus one hundred and ten strands

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<v Speaker 2>for blonde blondes and one hundred and forty strands for brunettes.

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<v Speaker 2>But red hair is thicker than the other The actual

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<v Speaker 2>hair is thicker than the other two colors.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart in front of your bodies. It's the funk

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<v Speaker 1>that to the day