Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell.
Speaker 2: I am Chris, and I'm dead and my eternal punishment
is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in
the afterlife, and I'm joined as always by the younger
brother of Satan, Clayton.
Speaker 1: Oh, how do you do? How's it going? Everybody?
Speaker 2: Tis the season?
Speaker 1: YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hello everyone. Well it's pretty hot here in Hell,
but it is up on Earth December, so yeah, it's
the festive time of year.
Speaker 1: I just wish we could get a little bit of that.
You know. I am feeling a little bit blue despite
my skin tone, which is red red. Yes, of course,
you know.
Speaker 3: I just like I wouldn't mind every now and then
having like a bit of a snow day.
Speaker 1: I know Hell has frozen over a couple of times.
You know, we've seen that. But I'm really going in
all in this hockey thing, Chris.
Speaker 3: You know, it's tough when you want to play hockey
and there's just no ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is it impact in the game because it's
at double hockey sticks. That's the team, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Hell's hockey team, and we've grown in numbers.
Speaker 3: I actually have a list of people who have bought
the new Hell hockey jersey over a torn from Hell.
We've got heart Christian, which we're gonna have some issues
for Christian.
Speaker 1: You know, he's gonna crisis his name. Alex Steven, William, Perry,
Adam and Matt. Matt made his name off caps.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are Christians allowed in Hell?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: But this one's I think he's gonna be the exception
to rule. So way to go, Christian, Welcome to the team.
That's a pretty good tape.
Speaker 2: Stuff y'all play against, like Heaven and the Norse gods
and stuff. It's kind of like that movie where the
what is it the go ahead? Yeah, the movie Don't
pull up by Him TV, the Bob's Letting movie.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask.
Speaker 3: If you were talking about Cool Runnings, but I thought
surely he's not so stupid that he would compare it
to cool Running.
Speaker 2: It's like cool Runnings where it's like you're in Hell
trying to play hockey but you don't have ice.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and I'm also Jamaican, so no, I'm not.
I don't know, Chris, do you know of anybody that
I could like get to like make me ice, Like
I just need a rink, like a skating rink.
Speaker 1: That's all I really need.
Speaker 2: You know, you could try a straight hockey. Is that
kind of lame? Stupid? That's bad because you want the blades.
You want to be able to.
Speaker 1: Like right, cut people, yeah, slice their throats and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Are there any like magic wizards that can cast like
freezing powers or shit like that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There are in fantasy books I used
to read, and like what throw me some There's a
lot of stuff in like the Tolkien universe. And then okay,
that's nerdy shit. Move on from Oh, there's a Game
of Throne White Walkers, and there's Tales from the Stinky Dragon.
There's a lot of magic in that stupid show. Bad
show sucks. Yeah, and then I think on a show
called Ruby, there's like some ice stuff.
Speaker 3: Stop talking about rooster teeth. We got to move on
from rooster teeth? What else do we got? What else
do we got? I just need like a magic iceman
that's not like the X Men.
Speaker 2: Character magic ice. That's not xcellent character. You know.
Speaker 3: I mean, if people are seeing this episode, and they
probably already know who's the guest, you know, because they
saw the ty episode, So we should just cut to
the chase and just see who it is.
Speaker 2: Okay, well what about Frosty the Snowman, Frosty Snowman, O kay, yeah,
I mean he's like topical, you know, like it's a
holiday seasons probably around.
Speaker 3: He's got a song. He's got a song pop might
be royalty free, Uppy. We could test it.
Speaker 2: See if we get a copyright strike, see if we
get a seasoned desist. If it's royalty free. We'll find
out right now, Frosty.
Speaker 1: And then there's words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know, I think I could teleport him
in here really quick. I mean he's probably not busy, right, yeah,
what does he do? Just like playing with kids, creepy.
We don't need more of that on the streets. Okay,
let's just summon them here, all right, Frosty the Snowman.
Speaker 5: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Whoa, oh my god, heyly hot in here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's sizzling.
Speaker 2: Geez oh oh the steam, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, holy moly, it is so hot.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 3: Oh Frosty, hey, Frosty, Oh your twigs, your little arm
twigs have caught on fire.
Speaker 2: Frosty.
Speaker 4: Oh this is You would think that they don't have
any nerves, but this is really incredibly paint.
Speaker 2: Oh the coal in your eyes, Oh my god, they're
like on fire.
Speaker 5: Do I look mad?
Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
Speaker 2: I'm disappointed at how hot this is.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, who are you people?
Speaker 2: So Frosty. We're just here to see if you can
help us do a little Christmas miracle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're in hell. Yeah, welcome to hell.
Speaker 3: Okay, whoa, I'm barely able to talk anymore.
Speaker 1: Frosty, keep it together, man, keep it together.
Speaker 5: I'm trying my best.
Speaker 1: I'm really melting down here.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: His nose is roasted and starting to slip off. I
don't know, Oh god, why would you do this to me?
Why we didn't really think it through.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that this is gonna happen. Oh my god,
this interview is going really well so far. I mean,
tell us about yourself.
Speaker 1: I can't talk. I don't have any mouth parts. Why
did you do this to someone? Okay, Chris, go get
that bucket. You gotta keep all these parts together.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Rosty, are you with us? Kind of keep
it together? Man, We're gonna get you back in no time.
Speaker 2: It's okay. We just wanted to have a quickly, little
fun interview with you. And cyah.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh god, he's like fully water.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's just like a son in here. It's
just I felt the steam. I felt like a hand
gripping mind trying to hold on. Yeah, and then it
just disappeared. I think we lost him. Yeah, I think
he's dead now. Oh my god, that was brutal. I
was traumatizing.
Speaker 3: So sorry listeners at home, we might have killed your childhood. Like,
this is not much of a hero. I don't think
anybody looks at a Frosty like a hero. But he's
definitely a figure of sorts, an icon. Yeah, damn, we
killed him. Okay, Well, this is a fucking mess. I mean,
there's no consequences.
Speaker 1: It's hell. But we need to get rid of all
this stuff. It's bumming me out, it's making me more blue. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, hey, look, cool hat. That's a cool hat. We
should hold onto the hat. We should keep the hat.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: They just put on that hat rack over there.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh you're alive.
Speaker 1: Wait, how who are you? Guys?
Speaker 3: It's Clayton and Chris. We're the ones who kills you. Yeah,
are you what happened to my body. I'm frosted a snowman.
I'm made out of snow. And now I'm at.
Speaker 2: Your hat rack. I'm a hot rack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you still have limbs, Like there was a coat
on there, so now you're kind of moving the coat around.
Speaker 5: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: I'm a guy made out of snow and a scarf
and yeah coal for eyes.
Speaker 2: You want your scarf, We can put the scarf on
the hat rack. Yeah, that help there you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, It's like I'm like, oh, Zepik the Snowman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that man.
Speaker 4: People are gonna think I have like a skeleton and
the s of a snowman is a stick.
Speaker 5: There's no stick inside of a snowman.
Speaker 2: Have you thought about rebranding as like Frosty the Scarecrow.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's something you could switch to Novembers. I mean,
December is already pretty full of Why would.
Speaker 5: I call myself Frosty? I should just be like Sticky
the Tall Pole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got something there. Kids will love that Sticky
the tall Pole. Oh, here comes Sticky. We love Sticky.
Speaker 1: You know what sticky is? Maybe not so great?
Speaker 2: Sticky.
Speaker 3: You might be popular with dogs. Dogs would love sticky. Uh,
what's your preferred.
Speaker 1: Form other than snow?
Speaker 3: You just need to just kind of be like a
mass of like wet or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've only really this is like.
Speaker 5: Form number two. Wow, I've been snow.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 5: Now I'm a hat rack.
Speaker 4: I guess one time my got put on top of
a sandwich and I was like a sandwich for a while.
They took the hat right off and they just ate
the sandwich. So that was like not a big deal.
Speaker 3: What did they call you when you were a sandwich?
They call you Sandy or like or Jarrett.
Speaker 5: Or I'm glad they didn't.
Speaker 1: Call me Cherrett.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little much.
Speaker 2: Frosty the Snowman was always love kids, and so so
is Jared.
Speaker 1: You know parallels.
Speaker 4: What's funny is when I was a human. Yeah, I
have a brother named Jared. It's not that one. Oh,
it just happens to be his name.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wit, So you were a human?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was a guy.
Speaker 4: My real name's Frank. Look, I'm gonna be honest, I
know one hundred percent. Remember how I died. I think
it was some kind of like hobo frozen on a train.
Accident kind of a thing. But I had a top hat.
This is back in like the eighteen nineties when people
wore top hats.
Speaker 1: Just oh okay.
Speaker 4: And I died, and I think somehow some magical spirit
imbued my soul and memories into this hat. And then
when the hat gets put on stuff, it comes to light.
So I've been a sandwich. Now I'm a hat rack.
Speaker 3: It's kind of interesting because I've never seen a top
hat worn like un ironically, rather than by like a
steampunk cosplay douchebag.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: There's the Monopoly Guy and then mister Peanut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, little known fact. We have a club.
Speaker 4: We have our own little handshake me, mister Peanut, the
Monopoly Guy. Oh, we don't really claim any of the
steampunk people.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh yeah, I'm surprised the Monopoly guy anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's actually a pretty good guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, surprisingly decent guy.
Speaker 5: You remember FDR.
Speaker 4: He was like, hey, he's super rich, but willing to
work with the common man. That's the monopoly man. Okay,
you know that's his makeup, that's his DNA. Actually, mister
Peanut kind of a jerk. Oh huh, it would surprise you.
Speaker 1: Wow, mister peanut.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: I mean he's known to have killed several children, mostly
just through allergies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean still, you know the death is
a death.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, malice a forethought, as they say, but yeah,
negligent homicideicide, manslaughter, nutslaughter.
Speaker 1: Second degree. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're not happy as a stick, let's explore
the space.
Speaker 1: Where are we exactly? It's hot as balls here.
Speaker 2: It's hell. Yeah, Oh, you're in hell. Not because of
anything you did, at least as far as we know, right, okay,
did he do anything?
Speaker 4: The last thing I know is I was skating at
the pond with some kids. You were celebrating the advent
of the Christmas season.
Speaker 2: Oh, we wanted you to make an ice drink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we thought you had magic ice powers because you
were a snow guy.
Speaker 4: Oh no, maybe if you took the hat off of
me and put my hat over like a pond, you
have a lake.
Speaker 5: But that's the problem is even and then it would melt.
Speaker 2: It would melt, So you just kind of take on
the form. Do you have stick powers?
Speaker 4: I've got the powers of Frank, my previous person, which
was just I was a nice guy. Oh and then
the hat comes on, and I come to light. Every
day is like a brand new beginning. I don't really remember.
Speaker 2: How I got there.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'll say Merry Christmas, and then inevitably something goes
wrong and the hat gets.
Speaker 1: Off or I melt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're saying that anything I put this hat
on you will become that thing.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 4: So it's not so much that I have ice and
snow powers and I can make you an ice rink.
It's that the hat will turn me into whatever you
put me on top of it.
Speaker 3: Hey, Frosty Frank, can you give me one second. I'm
gonna pull this hat ouf the hat rack. I'm just
gonna let you go to sleep.
Speaker 2: I have a fall asleep. Wow, he actually said fall asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's weird that he did that.
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we can have a lot of fun with this. I mean,
we got this hat that we could make anything come
to life. I know you've got like multiple sex dolls.
Speaker 2: So if there's something there, Yeah, that might be kind
of weird for Frosty, it'd.
Speaker 1: Be pretty funny for me.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm just saying, what about this flashlight?
Speaker 3: I mean, I have to test it now that you
put it in my brain, you know, I gotta know.
I don't know why you brought that thing to work,
but we gotta give it a go. All right, here
we go and.
Speaker 2: Over the water.
Speaker 1: My god, Oh, I was a it's good.
Speaker 2: What the heck am?
Speaker 1: I don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: I'm like a metal tube.
Speaker 5: I'm like a flashlight with.
Speaker 2: What is this you have?
Speaker 1: Lips?
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I've read about these.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Are you guys gotta like do unconfortable?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, we're just gonna call you fleshy and
then just kind of laugh.
Speaker 2: At you for me the last light. I'm gonna try
to roll around and not this hat off of me.
Speaker 5: I'm I can only go back.
Speaker 2: And forth so much.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, you have another function if you just
press that button down right there.
Speaker 1: I always like shake around a little bit.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh god, oh.
Speaker 3: No, okay, all right, I'm taking the hat off. I mean, Chris,
this is great. Yeah, I could do this all day.
What else have we got around.
Speaker 2: Here, Clay, Maybe we need to give him something that's
closer to what he's used to, you know, like a
snow form. Three balls.
Speaker 3: We've got a sebestos that's kind of the same consistency,
ceiling insulation, a.
Speaker 1: Pile of ash. He could be ashy ash man shit.
Oh what about shit?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah no, it's right there the whole time. I mean,
you have a pile of it stored up over there. Yeah, yeah,
for lunch. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a pretty big mound.
He might actually come back even bigger than a man.
Speaker 2: This is kind of fun. This is like very festive. Yeah, hey,
let's go build a poop man.
Speaker 1: Hey, I love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you want to build a poop man? All right,
so I guess we got to form the ball. Okay,
here's that's good. That's got a good shape to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We need to give him like some decorative things though.
Speaker 2: This is great. A lot of fiber. This is really malleable.
Speaker 1: It's undigested peanuts.
Speaker 2: Oh what about corn for the buttons?
Speaker 1: Corn?
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: We can put the corn in there.
Speaker 2: It is Hey, look, hey, look a poop angel.
Speaker 1: You're making a mess.
Speaker 2: Over there.
Speaker 1: What should we give him for his eyes?
Speaker 2: He just needs like some sort of round balls, perfect, Chris,
your balls?
Speaker 3: No, come here, come here, there we go, all right,
one right there, one right there? A little bit smaller
eyes than usual, but that's okay. For his nose, I
guess you could put the fla slide back on.
Speaker 2: It's something he's familiar with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hopefully that won't become his mouth though, because then
he's just looking like he's fuckered.
Speaker 2: Weird, like little like alien mouth.
Speaker 1: Does he need arms?
Speaker 3: I'm afraid if we give him arms, he's gonna attack
us because we were really mean to him. You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do no arms. That way, we have a
little control over the situation.
Speaker 1: No arms.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's let the magic of Christmas begin.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Hey everybody.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, I.
Speaker 5: Feel back almost of my normal self.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, wait a.
Speaker 5: Minute, why am I all dirty?
Speaker 2: Just some dirty snow?
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, I think this is human feces or
mixture of feces from humans and other things too.
Speaker 2: What maybe a poop man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we could call you like frothy. You know,
I don't know that storm.
Speaker 4: I would beat you senseless, but he didn't even give
me any arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was by design, frothy. We just didn't want
to let you attack us.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, what is my nose? This is an insult.
You put the flesh like back in my nose? What
does it smell like? I don't want to say. Would
you imply a certain level of familiarity?
Speaker 2: But think how good of those jobs you could get?
Speaker 4: No, this is you guys are horrible. No wonder you're
in hell.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. We'll make this quick. If you just wait
a minute. My edition is all weird?
Speaker 1: Am I looking through your balls?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna want the back. If that's okay, I'm.
Speaker 1: Happy to give them back.
Speaker 5: I don't want to look at the.
Speaker 1: World through your balls.
Speaker 2: What do you see?
Speaker 1: Not much.
Speaker 4: They're not very good at seeing things. It's just kind
of like shapes and outlines of things.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of floaters, but it's like they're
a little bit different.
Speaker 3: Little squirmy with the tails, a little squirmy or squint
really hard.
Speaker 2: Huh Oh wow, you.
Speaker 1: Just shut out? Come tears?
Speaker 2: Oh, no crying semen.
Speaker 5: This ad off.
Speaker 4: This is an atrocity, This is a desecration.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to make a holiday special episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for whom freaks and rejects, this is horrifying. Speaking
of freaks and rejects, we actually have some fans stuff
in that we can talk about. You want to tell
this for that, Frothy, Yeah, sure, I mean I got.
Speaker 4: Nothing else better to do than sit here with my
no arms seamen weeping out of my eyes.
Speaker 1: That's the spirit. Okay.
Speaker 3: So for our listeners at home here on good Morning
from hell. For our Patreon subscribers, we like to roast them.
So if you pay six dollars sixty six cents a
monk you sign up for the Patreon, you exclusively to
a bunch of cool stuff. You also the opportunity for
us to roast you. So today we've got Michael. Michael
says he's just a giant mass effect nerd trying to
live his best life alongside his three dogs and two cats.
Speaker 1: That's too many animals.
Speaker 3: Massively nailed it, nailed it, got that mass effect joking Chris,
that was great. Yeah, he says he's a barista and
bookseller at Barnes and Nobles, and then he says, yes,
we still exist.
Speaker 1: Wow, Frothy, I feel like you would be familiar with, Michael.
Speaker 3: I mean, every time I go into a Barnes and Noble,
I need the shit, and then this guy's making coffee.
Speaker 5: It's a regular pipeline.
Speaker 1: Look, here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Yes, you still exist, but nobody comes in there.
Speaker 1: So how you know you exist?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: Schrodinger's bookstore, Schrodinger's employment.
Speaker 5: You have a job, but no one knows that you
have a job, or maybe you don't.
Speaker 3: Michael also included a fun embarrassing story. Michael says, in
sixth grade, while my class was quietly taking a test,
I farted so loudly that it startled the girl sitting
in front of me. That prompted her in the most
of the class to pause and scare me. I feel like,
normally a fart would lead to laughter and chuckles, but
for them to have turned around and stared you, it.
Speaker 2: Must have smelled like, well, like you, frosty. Yeah, hey,
if you play it off right, you can make an
embarrassing fart a hilarious punchline. You just got to own it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true. You gotta own it. You gotta sell it.
It's all about selling it.
Speaker 3: It must have been a peculiar sounding fart for it
to not have elicited laughter. People might have been afraid
that was from Michael. So okay, I'm moving on. We've
got another person running in.
Speaker 1: This is Andrews.
Speaker 2: Andrews.
Speaker 3: Yes, he says, my name is pronounced Andrew but with
an s. I'm sure you got that, but you wouldn't
believe how much it trips people up. I'm socially awkward
and my posture sucks.
Speaker 2: No, I absolutely would believe at Tripsy, Are you Andrews?
I mean you are there?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a collect Andrews does not like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when he has something, when it's the
possessive of Andrews, is it Andrews?
Speaker 2: And what happens if Andrews is with another Andrew and.
Speaker 1: Juice and dry?
Speaker 3: Or is it and jesuses Andrews juices Andrew and Jrews juices?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I want to hear back for what Andrews does for
a living. He says, I played bass in a blues band.
Speaker 1: See you soon. I guess does he think blues bands
are going to hell? I don't know. And I dabble
in photography and other art stuff.
Speaker 3: Other than that, I work in an office that's fine, Andrews.
Speaker 1: In case the Monday Andrews, Andrews.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that the most interesting part about you is
your name.
Speaker 1: A blues band's pretty cool. I mean, I'm sure they're
not good.
Speaker 2: What's a good name for Andrews Blues Band, Andrew's Blues,
Andrews Blueses, Blues by Andrews Andrews Blues Bands is.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually I'm reading ahead, and this is actually gonna
make us regret this a little bit. Growing up, I
got teased a lot for my name of shit whoop,
with people asking me why it's plural like we just did,
and if there were more of me somewhere else. Oh
my god, I promise we didn't read this at a time. Honestly,
it was fine and kind of funny, but I'm just
glad no one figured out that Andrews backwards is sewer DNA.
Speaker 2: Man, Andrews. You're roasting yourself here, Andrews.
Speaker 1: Why would he need to call in?
Speaker 5: He's got it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrews, you're doing our job for us. And for
Andrews's goofy story, that was embarrassing. I'm gonna TLDR this
basically a bunch of boxes fell over, and all he can.
Speaker 1: Manage to say was no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3: I think I honestly, I would stick to the fact
that sewer Dna is your name backwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sewer DNA is way better than the time that
some boxes fell over. Yeah that trump's that so well. Hey,
thank you Andrews, all three of you, and Michael and
Michael's thank you for having a good arts and craft
stores and for buying Joey Andne fabrics.
Speaker 4: So frosty, it's frothy now, frothy, yeah, frothy.
Speaker 3: The poo man tell us about this magic that makes
you live for forever?
Speaker 1: Is this a curse? Is it a gifts to your ghost?
Speaker 4: Right, it's sort of a ghost because, like I said,
I died. I don't really exactly remember, and I think
somehow my spirit got imbued in the hat. Maybe the
hat was already haunted. Oh, and I picked up a
haunted hat. And then it was like, I think it
sucks up a little bit of everything that's.
Speaker 5: Come into contact with.
Speaker 4: But I was like an outsized personality apparently, so that
allows me to keep coming back. Is it animate objects
like this giant mount of poo here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So where'd you buy the hat. Can you remember where
the hat came from Macy's.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, maybe it was haunted, like in its manufacturing process.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, maybe like a child died.
Speaker 4: It was probably like a child laborer burned to death
horribly as they put the finishing touches on the hat
and then imbued it with a curse.
Speaker 5: Maybe they were saving up money.
Speaker 4: It was like, oh Henry story, they were saving up
money to buy their mother, I don't.
Speaker 5: Know, like a coffin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for.
Speaker 5: Their death at Christmas time, I don't know.
Speaker 4: And then of course they died instead, and then the
hat went to the mom.
Speaker 5: The mom died something like that.
Speaker 3: So it's like a cinema universe of sad Christmas songs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just horrible Christmas things happening over and over again.
Speaker 2: That's a really tragic backstory for Frosty. But now you
have this great new origin story. Yeah, you're rebranding now,
yeah a little bit.
Speaker 4: Look, here's the thing. You can send me back up
to the surface world. But I don't know if I
want to go like this. It's pretty disgusting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the kids are gonna run away. They're
gonna be really scared.
Speaker 3: I mean I would be terrified of a snowman, but
now I'm living giant pile of shit.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if you just made new friends. It's a
different industry, but some people are in a scat.
Speaker 5: Look here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I would want to be friends
with the people who'd want to be friends with me
in this current state.
Speaker 1: It makes sense.
Speaker 4: Innocent children, that's fun, Christmas love it. But this is
a little this is a little horrifying. Yeah, so I
just want to go back to the way things were.
Send me back to a pile of snoes. Put me
back on we don't what are you guys doing. We
don't know.
Speaker 2: Croft Like, give me we don't have snow in hell.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh. Also take me back to the circle getting
all over me.
Speaker 1: God, Chris, get them away, get.
Speaker 4: Your back, stops stop, stops me.
Speaker 1: I don't want my hands on you. You're disgusting.
Speaker 3: Just go sit down, just like five more minutes of
this interview.
Speaker 2: Just Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: This guy's out of control.
Speaker 2: Man, He's just throwing ship everywhere, and not in a
fun way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, our office is a fucking mess. Now it smells terrible.
And then there's like these tracks of dung everywhere. Oh god,
I don't even really want to grant him his last
wish of sending him back up to Earth. That's how
much that guy sucked. Great, Chris, Oh yeah, what do
we do with that fucking do you want to destroy
it or something? Cast it back into the fires of
Mount Doom? Okay, stop, I asked earlier. No Tolkien, bullshit,
here you go again. But uh you're not wrong though.
I mean, there's a lava lake out there. Just fucking
throw it in the lava.
Speaker 2: Let it burn up. Who cares? Right?
Speaker 3: So that's been another episode of Good Morning mel Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, an animated lava lake.
Speaker 5: Now, yeah, it's not the Wondering God.
Speaker 1: It's not a terminator.
Speaker 4: You can't make the film.
Speaker 1: Office. Oh my god, brid Verry, Chris is everybody. We'll
see you.
Speaker 3: Next year, Chris very Crests.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Shannon McCormick, the amazing actor, voice, actor, entertainer,
so many things for coming on.
Speaker 5: Hey, thank you guys. I really appreciate it. Shannon.
Speaker 3: We've been working with you for a decade now, at
least fifteen years A long time, Yeah, fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Or whatever it is whatever Chris started at Brewster Teeth. Yeah,
I was already there working.
Speaker 2: So where can people find more of you if they
want to or tell people what you've been up to?
Speaker 4: Mostly I do like live theater here in Austin, So
I do stuff at the Hide Up Theater. I teach
at Fallout, So if you want to look up either
of those improv theaters here in Austin, you could find
me doing stuff there. I have a blog that I
can share with you that I rarely update, but every
once in a while I'll do a little interview there
and talk to interesting people in the comedy and nerd
space world.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. I didn't know that you were doing theater stuff.
That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for anyone if you're ever visiting Austin and Wannah,
if you want to see.
Speaker 3: Good comedy and not the new kind of comedy that's
taking over right now.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Right, Shannon, what are some of the things that people
might know you from?
Speaker 4: Most of the audience will probably know me from Red
Versus Blue, where I play Adrian Washington, Ruby where i'm
Professor Osbend, and Camp Camp where I'm the quartermaster. And
then I've done various other live action and other voice
things in day five. Day five, Yeah, I worked with
you guys on day five, Doctorbert, Yeah, I almost forgot
my characters.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming on, Shannon, and we're
going to go talk about all of our sins and
our push show while we're going to hell.
Speaker 5: So sounds good.
Speaker 2: Anyone listening, thank you for a good year. And you
might have a chance to still get some holiday gifts
that start up Gooding from hell dot com and get
a shipped in time. If not, you can and go
to a good Morning from Hell dot to comment. You
can gift Patreon membership. So that's a really good last
minute gift. If you're really bad and you're waiting till
last minute.
Speaker 1: We'll forgive you. Bye bye