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<v Speaker 1>And Yo. What's up? Y'all in sights tea on the

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<v Speaker 1>Cruise Show?

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<v Speaker 2>Tap into the number one afternoon show in the World's up?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? What's good? The watch out is here? He's back?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? The Cruise Show? Real ninety two to three?

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<v Speaker 1>Marlon Wayne's my brother? What's up? Bro? Listen?

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm living life. I'm trying to be somebody. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you still trying to figure out how to go live?

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<v Speaker 1>Or what are we doing? I'm going live. They're going on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going live on two places. Boom, you mind your business.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>At thirteen people. I got this now. The connections all

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<v Speaker 2>messed up? What's your internet here? Where's the internet? Face?

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<v Speaker 1>Media guests, the Wi Fi stuff? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Kick the black man off? Look, I can't I can't

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<v Speaker 2>hit on my own, my own, my own live.

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<v Speaker 1>Being cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>What you look at young in the face? Huh what

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<v Speaker 2>you do to your face? I lost some weight? You

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<v Speaker 2>look young thanks to you. You never looked this young.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at me, man, I'm walking a lot. I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>ice face back.

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<v Speaker 1>Something happened. I don't know. No, That's what I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to tell you you're like a lab rat, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>let me get this old mouse for acting sticking with

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<v Speaker 2>some stuff, change its whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you? What are you sticking in your body? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>C fron, you look so much younger. I was here

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<v Speaker 2>a month ago. You look like you weren't here a

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<v Speaker 2>month ago. It's been a while.

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<v Speaker 1>One's last time I was here. I don't know, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>why you know all the facts? Who are you? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's because the last time you were here, you

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<v Speaker 2>invited this to your show and I would be sure, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you're great, amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>That was like, that was like a three hour show.

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<v Speaker 1>Just you. Luck at you? Yeah, man, I'm giving you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving you three hours hours show. Yeah, yeah, lucky

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<v Speaker 1>you allowed to say that?

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<v Speaker 2>They why is your face young? I need to know

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on. I'm trying to took my Mexicin friend

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<v Speaker 2>and put this little perto.

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<v Speaker 1>Rican boy here. You wait till I tell the Mexicans

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<v Speaker 1>you turned forto week. Thank you appreciate. They're gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>mad at me. Look at nothing happened in my face?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get divorced? No? You look like you're on

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<v Speaker 1>your way. You may be right trying to You may

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<v Speaker 1>be right. Your wife won't be like, you're getting too cute.

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<v Speaker 1>We stop this. Some bread, eat some bread and some lace.

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<v Speaker 2>Why'd you lose on his weight? I lost weight on

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<v Speaker 2>the diet to live. No, No, well, Lecha worked it

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<v Speaker 2>off as well. I have a question, huh do you

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<v Speaker 2>think Leche.

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<v Speaker 1>Regrets it now? I I haven't heard nothing from him.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he regretted his decision to move on

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<v Speaker 2>with life and to become what he I.

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<v Speaker 1>Hope he has no regrets. I hope he's I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 1>sure he's at home.

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<v Speaker 2>We might hear in today's news and out of shape

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<v Speaker 2>Latino jumped off the twenty seventh story. Luckily he lived

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<v Speaker 2>because of all that extra body skin he has.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he regrets it? What do you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 1>When he left, what he's like, how do I'm do

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<v Speaker 1>with this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm through with you? Or you're just like I got

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<v Speaker 2>better things? He's like, I gotta go, pretty more, I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go. You know what I mean, I'm go do

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing less work for more money?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty mo?

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<v Speaker 2>So I gotta go. I said, Okay, all good man,

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<v Speaker 2>do your thing Oh he's dealing drugs now, Okay, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>he's Okay, we're happy for him.

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<v Speaker 1>We're happy for him. Well, he'll be doing drugs soon.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't met Jackie's fiance, Nico Blitz, Right there, Hi, Nico.

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<v Speaker 1>Blitz three hour Shots. Who's Fance? You let him on

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<v Speaker 1>the show? Yeah, yes, he's our DJ now and he's

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<v Speaker 1>a contributor. Do they argue? They do sometimes? Yeah? Which

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<v Speaker 1>is content? Look like trouble? No, she started, She's so

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<v Speaker 1>sweet this one. No, Marlon, You're lucky, Marlon. She don't

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<v Speaker 1>make him like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No more.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, She's final.

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<v Speaker 2>Boss.

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<v Speaker 1>You lucky because he like you throw that thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, you see the Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't brag about the ring. That's what I'm like. You

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<v Speaker 1>see this thing, You see this thing? It's true? Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, yeah it is. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel great every day. Don't hit her, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>don't hit bad stuff. Just don't hit just about it,

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<v Speaker 2>believe me. Oh, they get on your nerve.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't don't go for a walk whatever you feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just go for a walk, for a really long

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<v Speaker 1>three hour walk.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where I'm walking to, but I just walk,

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<v Speaker 2>just walk, just just move forward, keep movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me what have your face? Why does it look

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<v Speaker 1>so young?

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<v Speaker 2>I've lost like sixty pounds where yeah, in my body

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<v Speaker 2>and in my face, and I walk a lot ice

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<v Speaker 2>face baths.

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<v Speaker 1>I what are you doing? Stick to it you man,

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Come a long ways like a little boy,

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<v Speaker 1>A little fun. Seriously, j Leslie right, how you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Who married to you? This is the love shack here?

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently this is I'm more O more radio. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>love Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is what?

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<v Speaker 1>Dramas you're not watching? He's the white guy dating? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>He don't get there?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's recently an American. He's recently an American American citizens. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the ice is coming to get you, no count no

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<v Speaker 2>more an. You better get away from these fellas. This

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<v Speaker 2>block is hot, his block is hot. If they came

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<v Speaker 2>in here and I've just seen all y'all getting arrested,

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<v Speaker 2>that like.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, we know him. Stop y'all going too far?

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<v Speaker 2>No man, I'm legal, DJ lesson. We want to find

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<v Speaker 2>her some love, right she No, she canna buy you somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a great person.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll buy you somebody quick. She's a cuddler. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>hood ret. She's a talker.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, my friends are terrible people, but apparently they're really

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<v Speaker 2>good in bed, so they may never tell you use

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<v Speaker 2>me how it goes. Are they broke as hell? So,

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<v Speaker 2>which means broke people. Guys that don't work usually have

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<v Speaker 2>big meat all day because they have nothing else to

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<v Speaker 2>do with the blood in their body.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm a I'm a.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a grower. I'm not a show up. I got

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<v Speaker 2>to earn you got to earn it. Yeah, the blood

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<v Speaker 2>in my body got a lot to it, got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot to do. I gotta work. I got and if

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<v Speaker 2>it jumped down there, it's only jumping down there for

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<v Speaker 2>about twenty five thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's jumping back to do other things. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get you canceled? Okay? Good? Good? Maybe I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get me canceled? Right good? How people are hot people?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what I said. You're the same Facebook Live.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you got me on the wrong thing. This

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<v Speaker 2>is the other Facebook, only one hundred people on here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that tooktalk help?

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<v Speaker 2>She's a social media I think he's got me on

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong Facebook. I think I got on my Facebook,

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<v Speaker 2>my regular Facebook. That five thousand and knocked them on

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<v Speaker 2>with twenty million people. You gotta put on my Facebook

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<v Speaker 2>from Shawn's Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>No, please don't put us. I get confused with him

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<v Speaker 1>all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, I know I'm getting pretty right right because

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<v Speaker 2>they started and I'm like, no, Unfortunately I'm Marlin.

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<v Speaker 1>They're starting to look a lot more like Keenan though

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<v Speaker 1>in the face. I'll take that too.

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<v Speaker 2>Anybody who's richer than me, I'll take I really want

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<v Speaker 2>to look like Damon's pockets, not him, just his pockets.

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<v Speaker 1>Pockets. Heyman be doing well in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he looks like and he always works solo. So

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<v Speaker 2>me and Sean Keenan, we got to split the money

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<v Speaker 2>up and divide it. Damon works solo. We like Earth

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<v Speaker 2>Winning Fire. There's three people in the band.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marlin's the youngest, and he Damon looks like the

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<v Speaker 1>youngest fan.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Damon is starting to look grizzly. He let that

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<v Speaker 2>gray hair come and he let these girls tell me, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you look like Zaddy. Zaddy means that he wants you

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<v Speaker 2>to start paying bills, so we gotta pay for it now.

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<v Speaker 2>So don't be Zaddy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like nah, iadas.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, the Improv and Irvine six shows tickets at improv

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<v Speaker 2>dot com, forward slash. Irvine's a great venue that love

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<v Speaker 2>you out there, people come out the show sell out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes July? What a my July? Second, third, fourth, and fifth?

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<v Speaker 2>Damn three, four, five six? Why am I working so much?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta talk to am my dad. You know, Marnin

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<v Speaker 2>for real, you work a lot, man, You do a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of dates. You're always traveling. You're never home. I do,

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<v Speaker 2>I do, bro I'm serious, but here's the work you outwork.

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Chappelle once said something to me that stuck. He said, Marlin,

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<v Speaker 2>you know why I'm the goat.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, why, Dave? He said, because I've logged the

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<v Speaker 1>most hours on the stage. Nobody's logged as many hours

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<v Speaker 1>on a stage.

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought about it, and I went to a

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<v Speaker 2>Chappelle show. This Negro did nine hours on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? My free was bad?

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<v Speaker 2>He did about six. I went to lunch and came back.

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<v Speaker 2>He was still on stage.

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<v Speaker 1>I took a nap. He came back. He wasn't throw yet, no,

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<v Speaker 1>but he was right in that.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's in developing yourself as an artist, right. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the time that you spend developing yourself. I don't ever

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<v Speaker 2>want to be like nobody. I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>like Dave. I don't want to be like Chris. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to be like Kevin. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>be like my brothers. I want to be the best

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<v Speaker 2>Marlin I could be. And the only way I could

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<v Speaker 2>find that Marlin is by staying on the stage telling

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<v Speaker 2>my truth, failing joke after joke or winning joke after joke,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just find your rhythm. And I'm getting better,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's all I care about, is the progression of

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<v Speaker 2>an artist. When I started out, is nineteen is not

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<v Speaker 2>the artist I am at fifty two. At fifty two,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so much better of the artist that I was

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<v Speaker 2>when I was nineteen. And even then I went to

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<v Speaker 2>performing on high school. I have an amazing skill set

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<v Speaker 2>before then, but then I started writing, producing, acting, and

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<v Speaker 2>creating my movies and then stand up up and stand

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<v Speaker 1>Do the work. Do the work. That's all you gotta do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I work like that. Do the work.

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<v Speaker 2>And I gotta payer bills. I got this little baby

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, when you got a baby in your fifties. Right there,

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna have this baby for like two years.

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<v Speaker 1>She gonna be changing his pampus. It's crazy. Two for

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<v Speaker 1>one wipes. How are your kids doing? How's the family?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put myself and who steps up. I want

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<v Speaker 1>I get. I get on their nerves. Who like is the.

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<v Speaker 2>Worst that responding to your text or your calls?

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<v Speaker 1>All of them?

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<v Speaker 2>me and at least I'll see the top of her head.

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<v Speaker 2>and she does the rain like she's engaging my other kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it too late to abort them?

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<v Speaker 1>That's murder? Right? Okay, yeah, not a little eight My bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right. That was a terrible thought.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're doing great. Actually, it's wonderful creatives. My son

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<v Speaker 2>doing music videos now, and they're doing a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>And so Sean is his name, and a Leiah is

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<v Speaker 2>And then they did a video of my niece Layla,

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<v Speaker 2>which is Sean's other daughter who does music.

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<v Speaker 1>And then my other child Kai.

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<v Speaker 2>I read twenty pages of something they wrote and I

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<v Speaker 1>This is not my child. There's no way something that

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<v Speaker 1>My member?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a safe radio work. What do you think Rember

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<v Speaker 2>out of my out of my member? Could ever be

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Now, maybe out of al Pacino's member. That's different him

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<v Speaker 2>and Robert Denier. I'm a do that when I get

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna make it weird. I think all old older dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see Morgan Freeman have baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just do it. Hey, baby, don'na come out with

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan Freeman been seventy since he was like twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>He's never been old and he's never been young. Right

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<v Speaker 2>right after Mean Street, he just got gray. And as

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<v Speaker 2>you just know, you don't know how old Morgan is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a mystery. Why are you looking so young? I

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<v Speaker 2>want the secret? I told you who got his pills?

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<v Speaker 1>No pills? Really? What's those pills? We be taking? Cruise?

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<v Speaker 1>Which ones are you taking? NAD? You're o G I

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<v Speaker 1>just ordered that NAD. Does it work? Oh? Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take it like you need to get younger. Something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Your eyes got closer together, your nose shrunk, shrunk, it

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<v Speaker 2>got small and big at the same time, like you

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<v Speaker 2>used to like a catcher for the Dodgers.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you look like a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a bat boy like on Little Boys.

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<v Speaker 1>And he hit the ball and he goes rout out

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<v Speaker 1>in the field and get it. You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>Not everything works? Are you gonna come through some some

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<v Speaker 1>time on my set? When at Irvine Irvine.

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<v Speaker 2>July third, fourth, fifth, and six at the Irvine mprov

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I want you to come to five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>When's fiesta? When's okay? Yeah? What why you gotta ask him?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that got to do with you?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because it's in July. So I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure the dates were okay. Are you afraid of

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<v Speaker 1>bomba again? You have a comedy show? No, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to bombitag. You have a comedy show and you're not

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<v Speaker 1>on stage. We're hosting it. I'm hosting you.

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<v Speaker 2>Still gotta be funny, brot to be funny a crowd work.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the easiest thing for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't easy that night that you bought it that night.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't easy the night that eight to the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god for Fluffy, Oh, thank god for Fluffy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Fluffy was hit yo heye, suits yes, he was.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro He came through this sky like I got you,

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I thought I said something funny, right, So

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<v Speaker 2>I looked up at the crowd like, oh ship that

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<v Speaker 2>joke worked.

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<v Speaker 1>That not working. He was walking out and they were crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god he had a good first like, no, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a good minute in like six seconds.

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<v Speaker 1>And then whose ideal is it? Because your idea? And

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<v Speaker 1>Marlon was gracious enough to give me time.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I want to give you that

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<v Speaker 2>my I almost bombed after you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was hard to right the wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't give me the plane after you try to

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I'm like, I got it. I got him trying

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<v Speaker 1>to save lies. I was like that one Indian dude

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<v Speaker 1>that survived that playing crash. You got out. I just

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<v Speaker 1>got out that flat. I just walk BYO was he

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<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he was in a certain seat eleven eleven A

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<v Speaker 2>one idiot. They didn't have a seat, but on he survived,

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<v Speaker 1>So you fly alight a lot on first class. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>eleven eight.

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<v Speaker 3>That's out like a window too, all squished up. Nah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm dead already. I'm dead already. There ain't no way

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<v Speaker 3>to live your life. I'm going first class, so I

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<v Speaker 3>go down, going out the good way. But you're speaking

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<v Speaker 3>of bombing, right, you've been in.

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<v Speaker 1>That situation, you know? Never?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, you have now to the point where Chris Rock

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<v Speaker 2>was heckling you and you quit comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>OLLI bomb because he kept heckling me.

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<v Speaker 2>If he had shut up, I would have did fine,

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<v Speaker 2>but he kept but he got heckling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, he got a New York skin, he did.

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<v Speaker 1>And you quit comedy for how long?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty years? And I was so years. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>cried when I left that stage. And I remember the

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<v Speaker 2>day it was when he did it, and I was

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<v Speaker 2>so hurt. And but that's when I knew God loved

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<v Speaker 2>me because when Will slapped him, I was like, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>What you can for heck with me? That he deserved it,

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<v Speaker 1>so that slat wasn't having nothing to do it, Will

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<v Speaker 1>none to do it. Jail. It didn't do me. God

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<v Speaker 1>loves me. Twenty years I did is a friend, But

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<v Speaker 1>I love Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wasn't mad at him, but you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>but stand up is a different beast. But then when

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<v Speaker 2>I started, I think I got the role of Richard Pryor,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was supposed to do that movie and so

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<v Speaker 2>within the movie went away.

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<v Speaker 1>But actor and me, thank you brother.

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<v Speaker 2>That audition is what and getting that role brought me

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<v Speaker 2>back to stand up. And I started out wanting to

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<v Speaker 2>play a great, and now I want to be a great.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I just spend so much hours on a stage.

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<v Speaker 2>So I do stand up every weekend. But I'm still

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<v Speaker 2>writing movies on a weekday. And then I have him

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<v Speaker 2>coming out in September, the Jordan Peel movie Monkey Pop

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<v Speaker 2>production with my co star Tyreek Withers and directed by

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<v Speaker 2>a great young director. You will remember this guy justin tipping.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a visionary and everybody, everybody did that thing. I mean, lighting,

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<v Speaker 2>cinematography is wonderful. It's just a great movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky me. Every now and again, I get really lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's a movie that Damon Wayne's made that never

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<v Speaker 2>made out, that it never came out, It never made

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<v Speaker 2>it out. Oh you're talking about the movie where my

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<v Speaker 2>brother has my oscar in a closet. Yeah, but like

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<v Speaker 2>apparently your performance is crazy, unbelievable. It's an unbelievableformance that

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<v Speaker 2>nobody will see ever see.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll never see it. Why not.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't like the deal. I'm gonna keep it in

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<v Speaker 4>the closet and let my granddaughter, let her release it.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would she release our movie. You'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Damon crazy, And you understand on that movie, I was

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<v Speaker 2>so committed. I'd have seen with Terry Crews and he

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<v Speaker 2>had a gun. I pulled a gun on him and

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<v Speaker 2>he took He laughed and he took the gun and

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<v Speaker 2>he smashed me right in my nose with the gun.

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<v Speaker 2>And I have a scar right here because my nose

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<v Speaker 2>open and it busted and I was bleeding. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was an accident, and everybody stopped. I said, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>keep filming. I was like, keep going, keep going. We

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<v Speaker 2>got the blood. Was like you sure, I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>got this go and we went and it was a

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<v Speaker 2>beautiful take. I started crying at the end because it

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<v Speaker 2>you couldn't want an Oscar for that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he never released the movie. So my Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>is sitting in a closet in Damon's house. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you have when you have crazy brothers. That's family.

423
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<v Speaker 2>Imagine imagine that El DeBarge had Chico Debarge's best album.

424
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<v Speaker 1>In his closet. Ain't that weird?

425
00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:56.039
<v Speaker 2>It's hard to imagine that. I get it all right, Well,

426
00:20:56.519 --> 00:20:57.880
<v Speaker 2>maybe a weird analogy for you.

427
00:20:57.920 --> 00:20:59.680
<v Speaker 1>But can you buy it off her brother? Can you

428
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<v Speaker 1>buy the movie off your brother?

429
00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:05.319
<v Speaker 2>I could steal it off of him, and that'd be

430
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<v Speaker 2>a lot cheaper for me. Do you think I could

431
00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:09.799
<v Speaker 2>buy it off my brother? You see how many shows

432
00:21:09.839 --> 00:21:12.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing this weekend? Do I look rich enough to

433
00:21:12.279 --> 00:21:15.279
<v Speaker 2>buy a whole movie and buy it? I can't buy

434
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<v Speaker 2>a whole movie. That's a movie.

435
00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:17.400
<v Speaker 1>You see.

436
00:21:17.440 --> 00:21:20.799
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing six shows on fourth of July week Ain't

437
00:21:20.839 --> 00:21:24.880
<v Speaker 2>that about freedom? And here I am slaving? Wow, here's

438
00:21:24.920 --> 00:21:29.200
<v Speaker 2>how bad it is. I worked on Juneteenth. I was like, yeah,

439
00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:31.720
<v Speaker 2>I love your Negroes, but I gotta make this money.

440
00:21:31.839 --> 00:21:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Don't work.

441
00:21:34.880 --> 00:21:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Talk to Netflix, see if they can buy it. We

442
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:42.519
<v Speaker 2>want to see it. I'll talk to somebody. Yeah, I'll

443
00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:45.640
<v Speaker 2>get it done. But first I got talked to Damon. Yeah,

444
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<v Speaker 2>because I.

445
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<v Speaker 4>Think he just now he just likes having it in

446
00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:49.880
<v Speaker 4>his closet like wine.

447
00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:52.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, can I come to this house? Here's

448
00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:53.640
<v Speaker 1>all these balls ones? With this.

449
00:21:54.759 --> 00:21:58.880
<v Speaker 4>Why because I'm letting it age. It's thirty years old, exactly,

450
00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:01.240
<v Speaker 4>trying to get it to if she's fifty, I'll be

451
00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:03.400
<v Speaker 4>dead by then. Now you're reading my mind.

452
00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Cayman is a legend, Man, legend, Lucky me, lucky you,

453
00:22:10.400 --> 00:22:11.920
<v Speaker 2>for I grew up in the house with legends, Man,

454
00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:15.039
<v Speaker 2>my brother, Keenan, Sean, Damon Kim.

455
00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:18.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And even the ones that ain't famous, they funny

456
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<v Speaker 1>as hell.

457
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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad they ain't famous, because boy, we've been canceled

458
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<v Speaker 2>a long time ago.

459
00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.799
<v Speaker 1>They don't care. They don't care. They say what's on

460
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<v Speaker 1>their mind. They're like mag of Republican racist funny, like

461
00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Karen Funny.

462
00:22:37.319 --> 00:22:38.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, the old black woman that sit on the

463
00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:40.960
<v Speaker 2>porch and just says racist stuff.

464
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<v Speaker 1>And she's grandfather didn because she's been hit by a whoop.

465
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<v Speaker 1>So you let grandma say what she has to say.

466
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<v Speaker 2>You're your older brother. Man became a legend right down

467
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<v Speaker 2>the street from here. Keenan became a legend right down

468
00:22:56.079 --> 00:22:59.119
<v Speaker 2>the street from here, performing on Johnny Carson. Oh, I

469
00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:01.960
<v Speaker 2>didn't know what you meant down the street, down the

470
00:23:01.960 --> 00:23:03.680
<v Speaker 2>street a few steps away. Yes, see what he did,

471
00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:06.160
<v Speaker 2>he didn't become a legendary. That's when we saw him.

472
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:08.200
<v Speaker 2>What you got there, you got a lot of study

473
00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:10.359
<v Speaker 2>paper where you know all these facts from man.

474
00:23:11.079 --> 00:23:13.319
<v Speaker 1>Where you get these facts on he has an emudd

475
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<v Speaker 1>and I study something going on.

476
00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:18.400
<v Speaker 2>You're looking younger in the face, You're asking better questions,

477
00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:19.880
<v Speaker 2>you got you got clarity?

478
00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you taking? Are you taking bulletproof? Know what's the bulletproof?

479
00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:25.559
<v Speaker 1>I'll take it, though, What is it? You take anything?

480
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<v Speaker 1>That's how I know you did it on people? This

481
00:23:27.240 --> 00:23:30.519
<v Speaker 1>is I do it? Shoot me, shoot me in the face,

482
00:23:31.960 --> 00:23:33.440
<v Speaker 1>shoot me in the face. I don't care what the

483
00:23:33.480 --> 00:23:36.119
<v Speaker 1>after effects. Oh, I'll take it. You take anything? Maybe

484
00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:39.680
<v Speaker 1>it's a semen retention? What seman retention? Oh? You know

485
00:23:39.839 --> 00:23:42.640
<v Speaker 1>some people do that. I don't know. You don't let

486
00:23:42.680 --> 00:23:44.960
<v Speaker 1>those babies fly because you know what I heard.

487
00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I heard Kevin Gate did that, and like he just

488
00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:51.119
<v Speaker 2>loads up, not that he doesn't like messing around, he

489
00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:51.880
<v Speaker 2>loads it up.

490
00:23:52.319 --> 00:23:53.880
<v Speaker 1>And I thought that's crazy.

491
00:23:53.960 --> 00:23:56.720
<v Speaker 2>But when he finally let off, we're gonna read about

492
00:23:56.720 --> 00:23:58.359
<v Speaker 2>that in the papers.

493
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<v Speaker 1>He's gonna blow her head.

494
00:24:00.119 --> 00:24:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy Pole, oh man, oh my god, Marlona is

495
00:24:16.839 --> 00:24:19.960
<v Speaker 2>definitely here. Yes, yes, yes, man, No, for sure, man,

496
00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:23.599
<v Speaker 2>I just got off a plane too, Yes, I did.

497
00:24:23.640 --> 00:24:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I just I just landed. I came from UH. I

498
00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:30.000
<v Speaker 1>had gigs and damn where was I?

499
00:24:30.720 --> 00:24:33.759
<v Speaker 2>And I had won in New Hampshire and then we

500
00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:37.319
<v Speaker 2>drove down to New Haven and then I went to

501
00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:39.839
<v Speaker 2>a cigar event in New York. In New York because

502
00:24:39.839 --> 00:24:42.480
<v Speaker 2>I have a cigar company. Lee got tried Dente. If

503
00:24:42.480 --> 00:24:44.240
<v Speaker 2>you haven't tried my sticks, you can get him at

504
00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Fox Cigars Online, uh dot com, Foxeguards dot com or

505
00:24:48.640 --> 00:24:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Ligature Dente hit me and my partners. We're doing great.

506
00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:55.160
<v Speaker 2>We're now like forty something locations. We started five. The

507
00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 2>goal is to be in over one hundred by the

508
00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:00.359
<v Speaker 2>end of the year. But we're moving and people love stick.

509
00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:02.880
<v Speaker 2>So I wish I had one. I'd give you something free,

510
00:25:03.240 --> 00:25:05.480
<v Speaker 2>but I want you to buy it because you make money.

511
00:25:05.680 --> 00:25:09.319
<v Speaker 2>You got new microphones. You got new women here like

512
00:25:09.319 --> 00:25:12.559
<v Speaker 2>like Manudo, you switching them out. Women, You got new

513
00:25:12.599 --> 00:25:14.839
<v Speaker 2>women you look, you got the little young ones you're

514
00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:15.480
<v Speaker 2>raising up.

515
00:25:15.559 --> 00:25:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Look at that. Look at that, Hi Jordan, how you doing?

516
00:25:20.920 --> 00:25:23.960
<v Speaker 1>Look recently missing? But they found her. I see what

517
00:25:24.039 --> 00:25:29.799
<v Speaker 1>are you like? Fifteen? Oh? I say, I don't know.

518
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:33.880
<v Speaker 1>This feels like human trafficking here, I'm taking. I got

519
00:25:33.960 --> 00:25:37.440
<v Speaker 1>to hurry up out of here. You met Monica? How

520
00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:40.319
<v Speaker 1>you doing Monica? Okay? Are you married to him? Is

521
00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:46.359
<v Speaker 1>that was going? Are you crushing on him? Okay? Well

522
00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:49.759
<v Speaker 1>good to see you. Oh yeah, that's right.

523
00:25:49.799 --> 00:25:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Wait Garcia, hold on, bring that ups.

524
00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:58.680
<v Speaker 1>That never happened him. You killed his birds.

525
00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:01.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't kill his birds. Gonna have pete on me?

526
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:03.960
<v Speaker 2>I was first of all, was not. I was like,

527
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:06.559
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like nine, right, I didn't

528
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.599
<v Speaker 2>know he's birds. I'm like, oh my god, he got birds.

529
00:26:09.839 --> 00:26:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Let me see them fly? So I threw his birds

530
00:26:12.400 --> 00:26:18.960
<v Speaker 2>and his bird didn't fly bow crash usually, but it flies.

531
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.079
<v Speaker 2>It flew when we threw it, but it had the

532
00:26:21.079 --> 00:26:23.599
<v Speaker 2>wings to stay up. I didn't know we did have wings.

533
00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:25.319
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you have to have flying wings.

534
00:26:25.359 --> 00:26:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Really quick.

535
00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Nico loves watching your interviews with us when he's super

536
00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:34.599
<v Speaker 2>duper high.

537
00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.359
<v Speaker 1>No, so we were high as hell, like this was

538
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.799
<v Speaker 1>don't you mentioned that on the radio? Lady high? Fine?

539
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:45.839
<v Speaker 1>What do you get a high? On weed and shrooms?

540
00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:48.200
<v Speaker 1>And then we finished it off with a little molly.

541
00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:50.079
<v Speaker 1>Y'all just do it a concoction.

542
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we were watching the last interview you deal with them,

543
00:26:55.559 --> 00:26:57.440
<v Speaker 2>and I was rolling my ass off for like two

544
00:26:57.480 --> 00:26:58.039
<v Speaker 2>hours straight.

545
00:26:58.160 --> 00:27:01.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you working now? Yeah? Why ain't you got no questions?

546
00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:11.799
<v Speaker 2>You're still high. I just invocal about people hate. I

547
00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:14.559
<v Speaker 2>hate haters, man, So I'm hating on people's lives.

548
00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Like, let people be people. And if guys go and

549
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:18.839
<v Speaker 1>judge them, let God judge them. You're not God.

550
00:27:18.920 --> 00:27:21.960
<v Speaker 2>So you're thinking you God makes you, you know, just

551
00:27:21.960 --> 00:27:23.440
<v Speaker 2>as much of a sinner as anybody else.

552
00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't judge people. What do you care?

553
00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:27.920
<v Speaker 2>What do you care what people do in their bed?

554
00:27:28.039 --> 00:27:30.839
<v Speaker 2>As long as you ain't do you just don't do me.

555
00:27:31.559 --> 00:27:34.440
<v Speaker 2>And you know, I think it's important to support. I

556
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:36.480
<v Speaker 2>have a lot of gay friends in the community. I

557
00:27:36.599 --> 00:27:39.880
<v Speaker 2>have a trans child, Like I just think, you know,

558
00:27:40.519 --> 00:27:43.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm about love and about I don't want black people

559
00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:45.240
<v Speaker 2>being judge. I don't want Hispanic people being judge. I

560
00:27:45.240 --> 00:27:48.839
<v Speaker 2>think we should live in this world that is just love.

561
00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.079
<v Speaker 2>Why are we looking for hate? And so I support

562
00:27:52.400 --> 00:27:55.000
<v Speaker 2>and uh support love all the way around. And people

563
00:27:55.000 --> 00:27:57.279
<v Speaker 2>have got any kind of hate, then, you know, especially

564
00:27:57.279 --> 00:27:58.400
<v Speaker 2>when it comes to my child, you gonna have to

565
00:27:58.440 --> 00:27:58.880
<v Speaker 2>come through me.

566
00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:06.680
<v Speaker 1>So that's it. Yeah, for sure. I mean because I

567
00:28:06.759 --> 00:28:08.960
<v Speaker 1>respect you, man, You know what I mean, how it comes.

568
00:28:09.359 --> 00:28:11.920
<v Speaker 1>I respect you. You know what, I even say nothing,

569
00:28:12.400 --> 00:28:16.039
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to. We know you bro, No, bro,

570
00:28:16.200 --> 00:28:17.640
<v Speaker 1>I see that's what I'm saying.

571
00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:22.039
<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell somebody I respect them.

572
00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:23.759
<v Speaker 1>But you know what I'm saying. It's like I went

573
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:24.799
<v Speaker 1>to performing once high school.

574
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:27.680
<v Speaker 2>You know, I think it's important that you, you know, you

575
00:28:28.400 --> 00:28:33.519
<v Speaker 2>love people like other people's sexuality, and they're raised things

576
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:33.839
<v Speaker 2>like that.

577
00:28:33.880 --> 00:28:36.079
<v Speaker 1>They don't, they don't. I don't. I don't have time

578
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:37.720
<v Speaker 1>for that. I don't look at people like that. People

579
00:28:37.799 --> 00:28:41.480
<v Speaker 1>are just people. So you know, if you're great at

580
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:43.759
<v Speaker 1>your job, I could work with you. If you're cool

581
00:28:43.759 --> 00:28:46.000
<v Speaker 1>as a person, you could be my friend. You know.

582
00:28:46.119 --> 00:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>And I don't judge. I don't.

583
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I know what I like. I like women, that's me.

584
00:28:50.160 --> 00:28:53.160
<v Speaker 2>But if you you know what I'm saying, you like

585
00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:55.440
<v Speaker 2>le that's on you. You know what I'm saying, You're

586
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:56.640
<v Speaker 2>still gonna be my friend.

587
00:28:56.720 --> 00:28:56.920
<v Speaker 3>You know.

588
00:28:57.400 --> 00:28:59.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's weird that you like Lecha. I

589
00:28:59.759 --> 00:29:02.920
<v Speaker 1>mean other guys. He's been looking at you like you know,

590
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:04.759
<v Speaker 1>he's engaged. Oh, crew, said he was ready to take

591
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:11.240
<v Speaker 1>my cheeks after wearing this hat. Oh that that but

592
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:13.519
<v Speaker 1>that that was a very evolved statement, you know what

593
00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:16.160
<v Speaker 1>I mean? That's that's just like that's a that's a

594
00:29:16.319 --> 00:29:19.519
<v Speaker 1>that's love right for you. That sounds like a command

595
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.119
<v Speaker 1>that I was loved. I think your head is off?

596
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:22.599
<v Speaker 1>Why is it?

597
00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:24.160
<v Speaker 2>Well?

598
00:29:24.200 --> 00:29:27.440
<v Speaker 1>She's said, I look more Asian this way? Are you Asian?

599
00:29:27.519 --> 00:29:28.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm Filipino?

600
00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:32.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh, you don't smoke smokes weed. You don't change racism.

601
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:36.279
<v Speaker 2>You don't know what flavor is a.

602
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:38.720
<v Speaker 1>Mary.

603
00:29:39.160 --> 00:29:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Everybody in frov six shows this week, and mar Marlon

604
00:29:41.799 --> 00:29:44.160
<v Speaker 2>Wayne's is performing that everybody if his entire life.

605
00:29:44.359 --> 00:29:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Congratulations.

606
00:29:45.400 --> 00:29:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm trying to be somebody. I think you are

607
00:29:47.880 --> 00:29:49.319
<v Speaker 2>some One of these days I'm gonna be somebody. Can

608
00:29:49.359 --> 00:29:51.079
<v Speaker 2>you give me a man size? Why do you give

609
00:29:51.079 --> 00:29:51.240
<v Speaker 2>me this?

610
00:29:51.319 --> 00:29:53.319
<v Speaker 1>A little ass shirt? A large? Where was the last

611
00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:58.559
<v Speaker 1>time I wore a large? I want a man shirt? Works?

612
00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>That's his new size? Almost? I'm almost there, man? Was

613
00:30:04.680 --> 00:30:07.079
<v Speaker 1>you trying to catch let you? No? Do you feel

614
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:08.519
<v Speaker 1>better now? I do? I feel about that?

615
00:30:08.599 --> 00:30:10.279
<v Speaker 2>So when you come out the shower, you stay naked

616
00:30:10.319 --> 00:30:12.119
<v Speaker 2>a little longer. No, you don't run and put the

617
00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:15.039
<v Speaker 2>towel on real fast. No, I hated it when I

618
00:30:15.039 --> 00:30:16.880
<v Speaker 2>had a belly, man, I had to put the towel on.

619
00:30:17.200 --> 00:30:18.839
<v Speaker 2>I used to have sex with my towels and my

620
00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.279
<v Speaker 2>socks on. Turn the lights out fast, Keep the shirt on.

621
00:30:22.440 --> 00:30:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah you know what I mean. Swim with the shirt on.

622
00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:26.680
<v Speaker 1>You know what it is. Swim with a shirt on.

623
00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:28.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh you must have been out of shame. Oh god,

624
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:31.519
<v Speaker 1>yes I was. No. Sometimes I like to have a

625
00:30:31.559 --> 00:30:32.079
<v Speaker 1>little belly.

626
00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:34.200
<v Speaker 2>That's how you you see if they love you, you

627
00:30:34.240 --> 00:30:35.720
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean. I just like to put it

628
00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:52.279
<v Speaker 2>on their back, like take that.

629
00:30:44.640 --> 00:30:45.039
<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

630
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:47.200
<v Speaker 2>I like a little poof. I like a little fun.

631
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:50.880
<v Speaker 2>I love poop, something to grab from. Know, I can

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<v Speaker 2>get to grab that, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know the things that you rise kids you need to handle.

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<v Speaker 1>We need handles. So I like a little poomp like

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<v Speaker 1>a long time remember.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes the thicker you just make shapes, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean? Yeah, molding stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I sound like I'm too skinny, you know, because

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<v Speaker 2>then you put them put it in there and you

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<v Speaker 2>can see it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like an X ray. Yeah, it's weird. Like a

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<v Speaker 1>Marl prov Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh improv dot com Hello, all my people in Brazil

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate you. Martin Bame, Thanks Manatto Brigatto. Yes, you just

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<v Speaker 2>you impressed that I know other languages. Hit me some Filipino.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's coma style.

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<v Speaker 3>That was me.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't even that wasn't even that wasn't even okay

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<v Speaker 1>you could say you could sha No, I still miss you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. Nah what's your favorite? What's your favorite

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<v Speaker 1>Filipino meal? Pork c sig nah See he's not put

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<v Speaker 1>a Filipino? What you want chicken, a dobo, lupia punset

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<v Speaker 1>Not convinced.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna need to prove What color is the Filipino flag?

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<v Speaker 2>What colors the Filipino flag?

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<v Speaker 1>Red, white, yellow, and blue? That's the American flag. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the American flag with mustard on it. Think I'm dumb?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think I'm dumb? You think I'm dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what I'm talking about. All right, y'all come

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<v Speaker 2>see me this weekend? Yeah, IRV probably up. If I

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<v Speaker 2>get famous and him comes out, make sure you see

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<v Speaker 2>him September nineteenth in theaters only, Gary Movie six on.

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<v Speaker 1>His Gary Movie six.

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<v Speaker 2>Next June twelfth, we will be in theaters and y'all

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a big summer laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it. We're gonna start filming October. So we're putting

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<v Speaker 1>together the crew now and y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope to make y'all laugh real hard next summer. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>we need a big, big ass comedy in theaters. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we do, yes, sir, So any influencers in the movie

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<v Speaker 2>and scary movies, I don't know. Why are you trying

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<v Speaker 2>to ease your way in? No, Okay, I'm down. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me think about it, man, that's no.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah already.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna do one scene where I kill

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<v Speaker 2>everybody that's asked me to be in the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really am so. I may have you come

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<v Speaker 1>out for a coming. I'm not Hey, mom, can we be.

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<v Speaker 2>You see Anna Faris back in the movie. You're asking

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of questions. That's not your business, fellow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I will say. I will say that we are hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>bringing the band together. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, man, give you a nice break. Crazy. You gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do new stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do that, Oh you gotta do, yes, sir,

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<v Speaker 2>gang gang All right, young face, appreciate it, man, Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop losing with your eyes getting too close together' gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be a psyche cop one eyes. It's crazy. We should

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<v Speaker 1>do FaceTime Roulette too.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as he gets off Live, let's go. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it? Okay? Are you still on Life? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on Life. Okay, do you have another phone? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Why we're gonna do FaceTime Roulette. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>So we're gonna scroll through or is it call logger? Contacts?

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<v Speaker 2>Contacts? Maybe contacts? So swipe your contacts and whichever one

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<v Speaker 2>that lands on hit FaceTime. See if they pick up,

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<v Speaker 2>let's do it. They love you, all right, Well, send

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<v Speaker 2>me to capture all right on at cruiser right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>at the Cruise show. All right, So how does this

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<v Speaker 2>work to help you?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the ugum, that's how we need a new studio.

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<v Speaker 2>Just open up your your contacts or your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it's my daughter. I hope it's axel Jackie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let Jackie spend the and then you just the context.

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<v Speaker 2>Look all right, just let me know when to stop stop.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, this is the person that.

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<v Speaker 1>Landed on FaceTime, then FaceTime Roulette. Marlon Wayne's were okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know which one you went back up? What

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<v Speaker 1>you want to do it again, I don't know half

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<v Speaker 1>these people.

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<v Speaker 2>Just stoping.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, stop, I don't know half these people. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know who that is. Okay and calls okay, oh how

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<v Speaker 1>about this one? I got one. No, you gotta scroll, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I got I found one that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually remembers, I did you know what I noticed

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<v Speaker 2>right now, Marland is that you kind of like label

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<v Speaker 2>your contacts like a Mexican dad.

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<v Speaker 1>I do because I don't remember who's who. It says

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<v Speaker 1>like Asian restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta know who exactly you are? All right, pizza

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<v Speaker 2>hut Tom? I know this is his real numb anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, I really hope he.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope stet Steve Aoki. I am sorry to bother you,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend. I uh am on the Cruise show and

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<v Speaker 2>we did this thing where it's uh fru FaceTime Roulette

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<v Speaker 2>and h I landed on your number, and I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm disturbing you, but I love.

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<v Speaker 1>You, my brother. He's like, why are you calling me

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<v Speaker 1>right now? Marlon? Okay, I did FaceTime Roulette and your

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<v Speaker 1>number all right? Huh, you have a nice house. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you, brother. I didn't know what was happening. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like, let's hang out. Yeah, See why don't call him?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he under Asian reste? See why I don't call him?

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<v Speaker 1>It was young a No, because here's the thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day when I used to like be

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<v Speaker 1>out there in the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how we know, like label the girl and very

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<v Speaker 2>specific Gina Asian.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, your local fat ass. It's always a body part.

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<v Speaker 1>Where what race and where I met him? And then

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<v Speaker 1>what the body part? I'm like, you know, uh, Keisha

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<v Speaker 1>of Rosco's missing tooth, legs black. Don't do that, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't. He's a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, cruise baby face, old young face, too old to

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<v Speaker 2>have acne, short, used to be fat, nose, nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just built me. Close eyes, one eye. Oh God,

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<v Speaker 1>love you, by the ways, I love you. I appreciate.

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<v Speaker 2>You're next.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell hey check your rich for the Cruse Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening to the Cruise Show podcast to make

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<v Speaker 2>sure to subscribe, and hey auto.

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