Speaker 1: And Yo. What's up? Y'all in sights tea on the
Speaker 1: Cruise Show?
Speaker 2: Tap into the number one afternoon show in the World's up?
Speaker 1: What's up? What's good? The watch out is here? He's back?
Speaker 1: What's going on? The Cruise Show? Real ninety two to three?
Speaker 1: Marlon Wayne's my brother? What's up? Bro? Listen?
Speaker 2: Man, I'm living life. I'm trying to be somebody. Are
Speaker 2: you still trying to figure out how to go live?
Speaker 1: Or what are we doing? I'm going live. They're going on.
Speaker 2: I'm going live on two places. Boom, you mind your business.
Speaker 1: You're right, you're.
Speaker 2: At thirteen people. I got this now. The connections all
Speaker 2: messed up? What's your internet here? Where's the internet? Face?
Speaker 1: Media guests, the Wi Fi stuff? Man?
Speaker 2: Kick the black man off? Look, I can't I can't
Speaker 2: hit on my own, my own, my own live.
Speaker 1: Being cheap.
Speaker 2: What you look at young in the face? Huh what
Speaker 2: you do to your face? I lost some weight? You
Speaker 2: look young thanks to you. You never looked this young.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Look at me, man, I'm walking a lot. I'm doing
Speaker 2: ice face back.
Speaker 1: Something happened. I don't know. No, That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to tell you you're like a lab rat, Like,
Speaker 2: let me get this old mouse for acting sticking with
Speaker 2: some stuff, change its whole life.
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you sticking in your body? Nothing?
Speaker 2: C fron, you look so much younger. I was here
Speaker 2: a month ago. You look like you weren't here a
Speaker 2: month ago. It's been a while.
Speaker 1: One's last time I was here. I don't know, but yeah,
Speaker 1: why you know all the facts? Who are you? Don't
Speaker 1: you remember?
Speaker 2: No, it's because the last time you were here, you
Speaker 2: invited this to your show and I would be sure, Yes,
Speaker 2: you're great, amazing.
Speaker 1: That was like, that was like a three hour show.
Speaker 1: Just you. Luck at you? Yeah, man, I'm giving you.
Speaker 1: I'm giving you three hours hours show. Yeah, yeah, lucky
Speaker 1: you allowed to say that?
Speaker 2: They why is your face young? I need to know
Speaker 2: what's going on. I'm trying to took my Mexicin friend
Speaker 2: and put this little perto.
Speaker 1: Rican boy here. You wait till I tell the Mexicans
Speaker 1: you turned forto week. Thank you appreciate. They're gonna be
Speaker 1: mad at me. Look at nothing happened in my face?
Speaker 1: Did you get divorced? No? You look like you're on
Speaker 1: your way. You may be right trying to You may
Speaker 1: be right. Your wife won't be like, you're getting too cute.
Speaker 1: We stop this. Some bread, eat some bread and some lace.
Speaker 2: Why'd you lose on his weight? I lost weight on
Speaker 2: the diet to live. No, No, well, Lecha worked it
Speaker 2: off as well. I have a question, huh do you
Speaker 2: think Leche.
Speaker 1: Regrets it now? I I haven't heard nothing from him.
Speaker 2: Do you think he regretted his decision to move on
Speaker 2: with life and to become what he I.
Speaker 1: Hope he has no regrets. I hope he's I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure he's at home.
Speaker 2: We might hear in today's news and out of shape
Speaker 2: Latino jumped off the twenty seventh story. Luckily he lived
Speaker 2: because of all that extra body skin he has.
Speaker 1: I think he regrets it? What do you say?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: When he left, what he's like, how do I'm do
Speaker 1: with this?
Speaker 2: I'm through with you? Or you're just like I got
Speaker 2: better things? He's like, I gotta go, pretty more, I
Speaker 2: gotta go. You know what I mean, I'm go do
Speaker 2: I'm doing less work for more money?
Speaker 1: Pretty mo?
Speaker 2: So I gotta go. I said, Okay, all good man,
Speaker 2: do your thing Oh he's dealing drugs now, Okay, maybe
Speaker 2: he's Okay, we're happy for him.
Speaker 1: We're happy for him. Well, he'll be doing drugs soon.
Speaker 2: You haven't met Jackie's fiance, Nico Blitz, Right there, Hi, Nico.
Speaker 1: Blitz three hour Shots. Who's Fance? You let him on
Speaker 1: the show? Yeah, yes, he's our DJ now and he's
Speaker 1: a contributor. Do they argue? They do sometimes? Yeah? Which
Speaker 1: is content? Look like trouble? No, she started, She's so
Speaker 1: sweet this one. No, Marlon, You're lucky, Marlon. She don't
Speaker 1: make him like that.
Speaker 3: No more.
Speaker 1: Man, She's final.
Speaker 2: Boss.
Speaker 1: You lucky because he like you throw that thing.
Speaker 2: So anyway, you see the Yeah.
Speaker 1: Don't brag about the ring. That's what I'm like. You
Speaker 1: see this thing, You see this thing? It's true? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah it is. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel great every day. Don't hit her, you know,
Speaker 2: don't hit bad stuff. Just don't hit just about it,
Speaker 2: believe me. Oh, they get on your nerve.
Speaker 1: I don't don't go for a walk whatever you feel it.
Speaker 1: I just go for a walk, for a really long
Speaker 1: three hour walk.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm walking to, but I just walk,
Speaker 2: just walk, just just move forward, keep movie.
Speaker 1: Tell me what have your face? Why does it look
Speaker 1: so young?
Speaker 2: I've lost like sixty pounds where yeah, in my body
Speaker 2: and in my face, and I walk a lot ice
Speaker 2: face baths.
Speaker 1: I what are you doing? Stick to it you man,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Come a long ways like a little boy,
Speaker 1: A little fun. Seriously, j Leslie right, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Who married to you? This is the love shack here?
Speaker 1: Apparently this is I'm more O more radio. It's like
Speaker 1: love Island.
Speaker 2: Who is what?
Speaker 1: Dramas you're not watching? He's the white guy dating? What's up?
Speaker 1: He don't get there?
Speaker 2: And he's recently an American. He's recently an American American citizens. Oh,
Speaker 2: the ice is coming to get you, no count no
Speaker 2: more an. You better get away from these fellas. This
Speaker 2: block is hot, his block is hot. If they came
Speaker 2: in here and I've just seen all y'all getting arrested,
Speaker 2: that like.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, we know him. Stop y'all going too far?
Speaker 2: No man, I'm legal, DJ lesson. We want to find
Speaker 2: her some love, right she No, she canna buy you somebody.
Speaker 2: She's a great person.
Speaker 1: I'll buy you somebody quick. She's a cuddler. He's like
Speaker 1: hood ret. She's a talker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my friends are terrible people, but apparently they're really
Speaker 2: good in bed, so they may never tell you use
Speaker 2: me how it goes. Are they broke as hell? So,
Speaker 2: which means broke people. Guys that don't work usually have
Speaker 2: big meat all day because they have nothing else to
Speaker 2: do with the blood in their body.
Speaker 1: So I'm a I'm a.
Speaker 2: I'm a grower. I'm not a show up. I got
Speaker 2: to earn you got to earn it. Yeah, the blood
Speaker 2: in my body got a lot to it, got a
Speaker 2: lot to do. I gotta work. I got and if
Speaker 2: it jumped down there, it's only jumping down there for
Speaker 2: about twenty five thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Then it's jumping back to do other things. Am I
Speaker 1: gonna get you canceled? Okay? Good? Good? Maybe I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get me canceled? Right good? How people are hot people?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I said. You're the same Facebook Live.
Speaker 2: I think you got me on the wrong thing. This
Speaker 2: is the other Facebook, only one hundred people on here?
Speaker 1: Oh is that tooktalk help?
Speaker 2: She's a social media I think he's got me on
Speaker 2: the wrong Facebook. I think I got on my Facebook,
Speaker 2: my regular Facebook. That five thousand and knocked them on
Speaker 2: with twenty million people. You gotta put on my Facebook
Speaker 2: from Shawn's Facebook.
Speaker 1: No, please don't put us. I get confused with him
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: I thought, I know I'm getting pretty right right because
Speaker 2: they started and I'm like, no, Unfortunately I'm Marlin.
Speaker 1: They're starting to look a lot more like Keenan though
Speaker 1: in the face. I'll take that too.
Speaker 2: Anybody who's richer than me, I'll take I really want
Speaker 2: to look like Damon's pockets, not him, just his pockets.
Speaker 1: Pockets. Heyman be doing well in life.
Speaker 2: Oh, he looks like and he always works solo. So
Speaker 2: me and Sean Keenan, we got to split the money
Speaker 2: up and divide it. Damon works solo. We like Earth
Speaker 2: Winning Fire. There's three people in the band.
Speaker 1: And Marlin's the youngest, and he Damon looks like the
Speaker 1: youngest fan.
Speaker 2: No, Damon is starting to look grizzly. He let that
Speaker 2: gray hair come and he let these girls tell me, oh,
Speaker 2: you look like Zaddy. Zaddy means that he wants you
Speaker 2: to start paying bills, so we gotta pay for it now.
Speaker 2: So don't be Zaddy.
Speaker 1: I'll be like nah, iadas.
Speaker 2: Hey, the Improv and Irvine six shows tickets at improv
Speaker 2: dot com, forward slash. Irvine's a great venue that love
Speaker 2: you out there, people come out the show sell out.
Speaker 1: Yes July? What a my July? Second, third, fourth, and fifth?
Speaker 2: Damn three, four, five six? Why am I working so much?
Speaker 2: I gotta talk to am my dad. You know, Marnin
Speaker 2: for real, you work a lot, man, You do a
Speaker 2: lot of dates. You're always traveling. You're never home. I do,
Speaker 2: I do, bro I'm serious, but here's the work you outwork.
Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle once said something to me that stuck. He said, Marlin,
Speaker 2: you know why I'm the goat.
Speaker 1: I said, why, Dave? He said, because I've logged the
Speaker 1: most hours on the stage. Nobody's logged as many hours
Speaker 1: on a stage.
Speaker 2: And I thought about it, and I went to a
Speaker 2: Chappelle show. This Negro did nine hours on stage.
Speaker 1: You know what? My free was bad?
Speaker 2: He did about six. I went to lunch and came back.
Speaker 2: He was still on stage.
Speaker 1: I took a nap. He came back. He wasn't throw yet, no,
Speaker 1: but he was right in that.
Speaker 2: And that's in developing yourself as an artist, right. It's
Speaker 2: the time that you spend developing yourself. I don't ever
Speaker 2: want to be like nobody. I don't want to be
Speaker 2: like Dave. I don't want to be like Chris. I
Speaker 2: don't want to be like Kevin. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be like my brothers. I want to be the best
Speaker 2: Marlin I could be. And the only way I could
Speaker 2: find that Marlin is by staying on the stage telling
Speaker 2: my truth, failing joke after joke or winning joke after joke,
Speaker 2: and you just find your rhythm. And I'm getting better,
Speaker 2: and that's all I care about, is the progression of
Speaker 2: an artist. When I started out, is nineteen is not
Speaker 2: the artist I am at fifty two. At fifty two,
Speaker 2: I'm so much better of the artist that I was
Speaker 2: when I was nineteen. And even then I went to
Speaker 2: performing on high school. I have an amazing skill set
Speaker 2: before then, but then I started writing, producing, acting, and
Speaker 2: creating my movies and then stand up up and stand
Speaker 2: up is just bringing me to a whole nother level
Speaker 2: in terms of my creativity. Like we're doing Scary Movie
Speaker 2: six and the script is so funny and so good,
Speaker 2: and it's because I think we're just so much better
Speaker 2: than we used to be and as artists, So spend
Speaker 2: your time on the stage.
Speaker 1: Do the work. Do the work. That's all you gotta do.
Speaker 1: That's why I work like that. Do the work.
Speaker 2: And I gotta payer bills. I got this little baby
Speaker 2: I gotta take care of. Oh yeah, congratulations, I went
Speaker 2: and made my own grand child. Uh, that's what that's
Speaker 2: what you call when the old man has a young baby.
Speaker 1: Yo, when you got a baby in your fifties. Right there,
Speaker 1: his granddaughter is wonderful, keeps me young. Brian McDon did
Speaker 1: that too. Yeah, he just had a kid, I think,
Speaker 1: and his kids so did Apacino al Pacino.
Speaker 2: Wow, he had a baby a sevity that Wow, that
Speaker 2: puppy dad, because that that's just puppy. That's puppy batter
Speaker 2: right now that there's only one sperm swimming and now
Speaker 2: they found its way out. They don't even swim. His
Speaker 2: is back back floating, hold it out. It's his back
Speaker 2: floating and it found his way into the uterus.
Speaker 1: That's wild. That's wild.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have this baby for like two years.
Speaker 1: She gonna be changing his pampus. It's crazy. Two for
Speaker 1: one wipes. How are your kids doing? How's the family?
Speaker 1: How are your children. Man, hey by good man, I'm
Speaker 1: not I love you. You know that. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: You should know that.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm sick. I'm gonna play sick
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna see who shows up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play sick.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put myself and who steps up. I want
Speaker 2: to see who wipes my butt and gets it gets
Speaker 2: to the cleanest. I want to see no smears, no
Speaker 2: smears on that wipe. Usually it's the daughter who steps
Speaker 2: up right, or the daughters. I think, honestly, I think
Speaker 2: something my son or the baby. Yeah, yeah, I could,
Speaker 2: I could. I could barely get lunch. I'm older, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put them in the wheel. But I'm it's
Speaker 2: not gonna have they pull the plug quick.
Speaker 1: I get. I get on their nerves. Who like is the.
Speaker 2: Worst that responding to your text or your calls?
Speaker 1: All of them?
Speaker 2: When I FaceTime them. This is why they FaceTime. The
Speaker 2: phone's up there, they're walking around. I don't see their face.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, you know who's really better? Who's better
Speaker 2: than the grown kids? The two year olds? She'll text
Speaker 2: me and at least I'll see the top of her head.
Speaker 2: That's my dad. She'll hit me from my iPhone. How Dad,
Speaker 2: it's Ethel And she goes, I want to call me
Speaker 2: and she does the rain like she's engaging my other kids.
Speaker 2: Is it too late to abort them?
Speaker 1: That's murder? Right? Okay, yeah, not a little eight My bad.
Speaker 1: You're right. That was a terrible thought.
Speaker 2: But they're doing great. Actually, it's wonderful creatives. My son
Speaker 2: is going to be I think, a really wonderful director.
Speaker 2: Him and my niece work together a lot. So they're
Speaker 2: doing music videos now, and they're doing a bunch of
Speaker 2: shorts and they're writing their first film.
Speaker 1: And so Sean is his name, and a Leiah is
Speaker 1: his partner, my niece. They're doing great things.
Speaker 2: And then they did a video of my niece Layla,
Speaker 2: which is Sean's other daughter who does music.
Speaker 1: And then my other child Kai.
Speaker 2: I read twenty pages of something they wrote and I
Speaker 2: was just like, who made this child?
Speaker 1: This is not my child. There's no way something that
Speaker 1: came out of my what's what do we call it?
Speaker 1: My member?
Speaker 2: It's a safe radio work. What do you think Rember
Speaker 2: out of my out of my member? Could ever be
Speaker 2: that smart?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now, maybe out of al Pacino's member. That's different him
Speaker 2: and Robert Denier. I'm a do that when I get
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it weird. I think all old older dudes.
Speaker 2: I want to see Morgan Freeman have baby.
Speaker 1: Let's just do it. Hey, baby, don'na come out with
Speaker 1: great hair. It's gonna be crazy. Baby seventy right away instantly.
Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman been seventy since he was like twenty six.
Speaker 2: He's never been old and he's never been young. Right
Speaker 2: right after Mean Street, he just got gray. And as
Speaker 2: you just know, you don't know how old Morgan is.
Speaker 2: It's a mystery. Why are you looking so young? I
Speaker 2: want the secret? I told you who got his pills?
Speaker 1: No pills? Really? What's those pills? We be taking? Cruise?
Speaker 1: Which ones are you taking? NAD? You're o G I
Speaker 1: just ordered that NAD. Does it work? Oh? Now you're
Speaker 1: gonna take it like you need to get younger. Something happened.
Speaker 2: Your eyes got closer together, your nose shrunk, shrunk, it
Speaker 2: got small and big at the same time, like you
Speaker 2: used to like a catcher for the Dodgers.
Speaker 1: Now you look like a picture.
Speaker 2: It's like a bat boy like on Little Boys.
Speaker 1: And he hit the ball and he goes rout out
Speaker 1: in the field and get it. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Not everything works? Are you gonna come through some some
Speaker 1: time on my set? When at Irvine Irvine.
Speaker 2: July third, fourth, fifth, and six at the Irvine mprov
Speaker 2: Come on, I want you to come to five minutes.
Speaker 1: When's fiesta? When's okay? Yeah? What why you gotta ask him?
Speaker 1: What does that got to do with you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, because it's in July. So I just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure the dates were okay. Are you afraid of
Speaker 1: bomba again? You have a comedy show? No, I want
Speaker 1: to bombitag. You have a comedy show and you're not
Speaker 1: on stage. We're hosting it. I'm hosting you.
Speaker 2: Still gotta be funny, brot to be funny a crowd work.
Speaker 2: That's the easiest thing for me.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: It wasn't easy that night that you bought it that night.
Speaker 2: It wasn't easy the night that eight to the stage.
Speaker 2: Thank god for Fluffy, Oh, thank god for Fluffy.
Speaker 1: Oh Fluffy was hit yo heye, suits yes, he was.
Speaker 1: Bro He came through this sky like I got you,
Speaker 1: my friend.
Speaker 2: You know, I thought I said something funny, right, So
Speaker 2: I looked up at the crowd like, oh ship that
Speaker 2: joke worked.
Speaker 1: That not working. He was walking out and they were crazy.
Speaker 2: Thank god he had a good first like, no, it's
Speaker 2: like a good minute in like six seconds.
Speaker 1: And then whose ideal is it? Because your idea? And
Speaker 1: Marlon was gracious enough to give me time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to give you that
Speaker 2: my I almost bombed after you.
Speaker 1: It was hard to right the wrong.
Speaker 2: You can't give me the plane after you try to
Speaker 2: crash it when it gets to the ground.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm like, I got it. I got him trying
Speaker 1: to save lies. I was like that one Indian dude
Speaker 1: that survived that playing crash. You got out. I just
Speaker 1: got out that flat. I just walk BYO was he
Speaker 1: in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: No, he was in a certain seat eleven eleven A
Speaker 2: one idiot. They didn't have a seat, but on he survived,
Speaker 2: and wow, that's the only seat that has survived historically,
Speaker 2: right eleven A.
Speaker 1: So you fly alight a lot on first class. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be dead. He ain't gonna have me on
Speaker 1: eleven eight.
Speaker 3: That's out like a window too, all squished up. Nah,
Speaker 3: I'm dead already. I'm dead already. There ain't no way
Speaker 3: to live your life. I'm going first class, so I
Speaker 3: go down, going out the good way. But you're speaking
Speaker 3: of bombing, right, you've been in.
Speaker 1: That situation, you know? Never?
Speaker 2: Yes, you have now to the point where Chris Rock
Speaker 2: was heckling you and you quit comedy.
Speaker 1: OLLI bomb because he kept heckling me.
Speaker 2: If he had shut up, I would have did fine,
Speaker 2: but he kept but he got heckling me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he got a New York skin, he did.
Speaker 1: And you quit comedy for how long?
Speaker 2: Twenty years? And I was so years. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: cried when I left that stage. And I remember the
Speaker 2: day it was when he did it, and I was
Speaker 2: so hurt. And but that's when I knew God loved
Speaker 2: me because when Will slapped him, I was like, that's.
Speaker 1: What you can for heck with me? That he deserved it,
Speaker 1: so that slat wasn't having nothing to do it, Will
Speaker 1: none to do it. Jail. It didn't do me. God
Speaker 1: loves me. Twenty years I did is a friend, But
Speaker 1: I love Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't mad at him, but you know, I
Speaker 2: but stand up is a different beast. But then when
Speaker 2: I started, I think I got the role of Richard Pryor,
Speaker 2: and I was supposed to do that movie and so
Speaker 2: within the movie went away.
Speaker 1: But actor and me, thank you brother.
Speaker 2: That audition is what and getting that role brought me
Speaker 2: back to stand up. And I started out wanting to
Speaker 2: play a great, and now I want to be a great.
Speaker 2: That's why I just spend so much hours on a stage.
Speaker 2: So I do stand up every weekend. But I'm still
Speaker 2: writing movies on a weekday. And then I have him
Speaker 2: coming out in September, the Jordan Peel movie Monkey Pop
Speaker 2: production with my co star Tyreek Withers and directed by
Speaker 2: a great young director. You will remember this guy justin tipping.
Speaker 2: He's a visionary and everybody, everybody did that thing. I mean, lighting,
Speaker 2: cinematography is wonderful. It's just a great movie.
Speaker 1: Lucky me. Every now and again, I get really lucky.
Speaker 2: But there's a movie that Damon Wayne's made that never
Speaker 2: made out, that it never came out, It never made
Speaker 2: it out. Oh you're talking about the movie where my
Speaker 2: brother has my oscar in a closet. Yeah, but like
Speaker 2: apparently your performance is crazy, unbelievable. It's an unbelievableformance that
Speaker 2: nobody will see ever see.
Speaker 1: You'll never see it. Why not.
Speaker 4: I ain't like the deal. I'm gonna keep it in
Speaker 4: the closet and let my granddaughter, let her release it.
Speaker 1: Why would she release our movie. You'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Damon crazy, And you understand on that movie, I was
Speaker 2: so committed. I'd have seen with Terry Crews and he
Speaker 2: had a gun. I pulled a gun on him and
Speaker 2: he took He laughed and he took the gun and
Speaker 2: he smashed me right in my nose with the gun.
Speaker 2: And I have a scar right here because my nose
Speaker 2: open and it busted and I was bleeding. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was an accident, and everybody stopped. I said, no, no,
Speaker 2: keep filming. I was like, keep going, keep going. We
Speaker 2: got the blood. Was like you sure, I said, I
Speaker 2: got this go and we went and it was a
Speaker 2: beautiful take. I started crying at the end because it
Speaker 2: really hurt. And Dame was like, that was beautiful and
Speaker 2: you couldn't want an Oscar for that.
Speaker 1: And then he never released the movie. So my Oscar
Speaker 1: is sitting in a closet in Damon's house. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's what you have when you have crazy brothers. That's family.
Speaker 2: Imagine imagine that El DeBarge had Chico Debarge's best album.
Speaker 1: In his closet. Ain't that weird?
Speaker 2: It's hard to imagine that. I get it all right, Well,
Speaker 2: maybe a weird analogy for you.
Speaker 1: But can you buy it off her brother? Can you
Speaker 1: buy the movie off your brother?
Speaker 2: I could steal it off of him, and that'd be
Speaker 2: a lot cheaper for me. Do you think I could
Speaker 2: buy it off my brother? You see how many shows
Speaker 2: I'm doing this weekend? Do I look rich enough to
Speaker 2: buy a whole movie and buy it? I can't buy
Speaker 2: a whole movie. That's a movie.
Speaker 1: You see.
Speaker 2: I'm doing six shows on fourth of July week Ain't
Speaker 2: that about freedom? And here I am slaving? Wow, here's
Speaker 2: how bad it is. I worked on Juneteenth. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I love your Negroes, but I gotta make this money.
Speaker 1: Don't work.
Speaker 2: Talk to Netflix, see if they can buy it. We
Speaker 2: want to see it. I'll talk to somebody. Yeah, I'll
Speaker 2: get it done. But first I got talked to Damon. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I.
Speaker 4: Think he just now he just likes having it in
Speaker 4: his closet like wine.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, can I come to this house? Here's
Speaker 1: all these balls ones? With this.
Speaker 4: Why because I'm letting it age. It's thirty years old, exactly,
Speaker 4: trying to get it to if she's fifty, I'll be
Speaker 4: dead by then. Now you're reading my mind.
Speaker 2: Cayman is a legend, Man, legend, Lucky me, lucky you,
Speaker 2: for I grew up in the house with legends, Man,
Speaker 2: my brother, Keenan, Sean, Damon Kim.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And even the ones that ain't famous, they funny
Speaker 1: as hell.
Speaker 2: I'm glad they ain't famous, because boy, we've been canceled
Speaker 2: a long time ago.
Speaker 1: They don't care. They don't care. They say what's on
Speaker 1: their mind. They're like mag of Republican racist funny, like
Speaker 1: Karen Funny.
Speaker 2: You know, the old black woman that sit on the
Speaker 2: porch and just says racist stuff.
Speaker 1: And she's grandfather didn because she's been hit by a whoop.
Speaker 1: So you let grandma say what she has to say.
Speaker 2: You're your older brother. Man became a legend right down
Speaker 2: the street from here. Keenan became a legend right down
Speaker 2: the street from here, performing on Johnny Carson. Oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't know what you meant down the street, down the
Speaker 2: street a few steps away. Yes, see what he did,
Speaker 2: he didn't become a legendary. That's when we saw him.
Speaker 2: What you got there, you got a lot of study
Speaker 2: paper where you know all these facts from man.
Speaker 1: Where you get these facts on he has an emudd
Speaker 1: and I study something going on.
Speaker 2: You're looking younger in the face, You're asking better questions,
Speaker 2: you got you got clarity?
Speaker 1: Are you taking? Are you taking bulletproof? Know what's the bulletproof?
Speaker 1: I'll take it, though, What is it? You take anything?
Speaker 1: That's how I know you did it on people? This
Speaker 1: is I do it? Shoot me, shoot me in the face,
Speaker 1: shoot me in the face. I don't care what the
Speaker 1: after effects. Oh, I'll take it. You take anything? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's a semen retention? What seman retention? Oh? You know
Speaker 1: some people do that. I don't know. You don't let
Speaker 1: those babies fly because you know what I heard.
Speaker 2: I heard Kevin Gate did that, and like he just
Speaker 2: loads up, not that he doesn't like messing around, he
Speaker 2: loads it up.
Speaker 1: And I thought that's crazy.
Speaker 2: But when he finally let off, we're gonna read about
Speaker 2: that in the papers.
Speaker 1: He's gonna blow her head.
Speaker 2: Oh boy Pole, oh man, oh my god, Marlona is
Speaker 2: definitely here. Yes, yes, yes, man, No, for sure, man,
Speaker 2: I just got off a plane too, Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: I just I just landed. I came from UH. I
Speaker 1: had gigs and damn where was I?
Speaker 2: And I had won in New Hampshire and then we
Speaker 2: drove down to New Haven and then I went to
Speaker 2: a cigar event in New York. In New York because
Speaker 2: I have a cigar company. Lee got tried Dente. If
Speaker 2: you haven't tried my sticks, you can get him at
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Speaker 2: Ligature Dente hit me and my partners. We're doing great.
Speaker 2: We're now like forty something locations. We started five. The
Speaker 2: goal is to be in over one hundred by the
Speaker 2: end of the year. But we're moving and people love stick.
Speaker 2: So I wish I had one. I'd give you something free,
Speaker 2: but I want you to buy it because you make money.
Speaker 2: You got new microphones. You got new women here like
Speaker 2: like Manudo, you switching them out. Women, You got new
Speaker 2: women you look, you got the little young ones you're
Speaker 2: raising up.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Look at that, Hi Jordan, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Look recently missing? But they found her. I see what
Speaker 1: are you like? Fifteen? Oh? I say, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This feels like human trafficking here, I'm taking. I got
Speaker 1: to hurry up out of here. You met Monica? How
Speaker 1: you doing Monica? Okay? Are you married to him? Is
Speaker 1: that was going? Are you crushing on him? Okay? Well
Speaker 1: good to see you. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Wait Garcia, hold on, bring that ups.
Speaker 1: That never happened him. You killed his birds.
Speaker 2: I didn't kill his birds. Gonna have pete on me?
Speaker 2: I was first of all, was not. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like nine, right, I didn't
Speaker 2: know he's birds. I'm like, oh my god, he got birds.
Speaker 2: Let me see them fly? So I threw his birds
Speaker 2: and his bird didn't fly bow crash usually, but it flies.
Speaker 2: It flew when we threw it, but it had the
Speaker 2: wings to stay up. I didn't know we did have wings.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you have to have flying wings.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Really quick.
Speaker 2: Nico loves watching your interviews with us when he's super
Speaker 2: duper high.
Speaker 1: No, so we were high as hell, like this was
Speaker 1: don't you mentioned that on the radio? Lady high? Fine?
Speaker 1: What do you get a high? On weed and shrooms?
Speaker 1: And then we finished it off with a little molly.
Speaker 1: Y'all just do it a concoction.
Speaker 2: Okay, we were watching the last interview you deal with them,
Speaker 2: and I was rolling my ass off for like two
Speaker 2: hours straight.
Speaker 1: Okay, you working now? Yeah? Why ain't you got no questions?
Speaker 2: You're still high. I just invocal about people hate. I
Speaker 2: hate haters, man, So I'm hating on people's lives.
Speaker 1: Like, let people be people. And if guys go and
Speaker 1: judge them, let God judge them. You're not God.
Speaker 2: So you're thinking you God makes you, you know, just
Speaker 2: as much of a sinner as anybody else.
Speaker 1: I don't judge people. What do you care?
Speaker 2: What do you care what people do in their bed?
Speaker 2: As long as you ain't do you just don't do me.
Speaker 2: And you know, I think it's important to support. I
Speaker 2: have a lot of gay friends in the community. I
Speaker 2: have a trans child, Like I just think, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm about love and about I don't want black people
Speaker 2: being judge. I don't want Hispanic people being judge. I
Speaker 2: think we should live in this world that is just love.
Speaker 2: Why are we looking for hate? And so I support
Speaker 2: and uh support love all the way around. And people
Speaker 2: have got any kind of hate, then, you know, especially
Speaker 2: when it comes to my child, you gonna have to
Speaker 2: come through me.
Speaker 1: So that's it. Yeah, for sure. I mean because I
Speaker 1: respect you, man, You know what I mean, how it comes.
Speaker 1: I respect you. You know what, I even say nothing,
Speaker 1: you don't have to. We know you bro, No, bro,
Speaker 1: I see that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I can't even tell somebody I respect them.
Speaker 1: But you know what I'm saying. It's like I went
Speaker 1: to performing once high school.
Speaker 2: You know, I think it's important that you, you know, you
Speaker 2: love people like other people's sexuality, and they're raised things
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 1: They don't, they don't. I don't. I don't have time
Speaker 1: for that. I don't look at people like that. People
Speaker 1: are just people. So you know, if you're great at
Speaker 1: your job, I could work with you. If you're cool
Speaker 1: as a person, you could be my friend. You know.
Speaker 1: And I don't judge. I don't.
Speaker 2: I know what I like. I like women, that's me.
Speaker 2: But if you you know what I'm saying, you like
Speaker 2: le that's on you. You know what I'm saying, You're
Speaker 2: still gonna be my friend.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's weird that you like Lecha. I
Speaker 1: mean other guys. He's been looking at you like you know,
Speaker 1: he's engaged. Oh, crew, said he was ready to take
Speaker 1: my cheeks after wearing this hat. Oh that that but
Speaker 1: that that was a very evolved statement, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? That's that's just like that's a that's a
Speaker 1: that's love right for you. That sounds like a command
Speaker 1: that I was loved. I think your head is off?
Speaker 1: Why is it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: She's said, I look more Asian this way? Are you Asian?
Speaker 1: I'm Filipino?
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't smoke smokes weed. You don't change racism.
Speaker 2: You don't know what flavor is a.
Speaker 1: Mary.
Speaker 2: Everybody in frov six shows this week, and mar Marlon
Speaker 2: Wayne's is performing that everybody if his entire life.
Speaker 1: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm trying to be somebody. I think you are
Speaker 2: some One of these days I'm gonna be somebody. Can
Speaker 2: you give me a man size? Why do you give
Speaker 2: me this?
Speaker 1: A little ass shirt? A large? Where was the last
Speaker 1: time I wore a large? I want a man shirt? Works?
Speaker 1: That's his new size? Almost? I'm almost there, man? Was
Speaker 1: you trying to catch let you? No? Do you feel
Speaker 1: better now? I do? I feel about that?
Speaker 2: So when you come out the shower, you stay naked
Speaker 2: a little longer. No, you don't run and put the
Speaker 2: towel on real fast. No, I hated it when I
Speaker 2: had a belly, man, I had to put the towel on.
Speaker 2: I used to have sex with my towels and my
Speaker 2: socks on. Turn the lights out fast, Keep the shirt on.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. Swim with the shirt on.
Speaker 1: You know what it is. Swim with a shirt on.
Speaker 1: Oh you must have been out of shame. Oh god,
Speaker 1: yes I was. No. Sometimes I like to have a
Speaker 1: little belly.
Speaker 2: That's how you you see if they love you, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. I just like to put it
Speaker 2: on their back, like take that.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: I like a little poof. I like a little fun.
Speaker 2: I love poop, something to grab from. Know, I can
Speaker 2: get to grab that, like you.
Speaker 1: Know the things that you rise kids you need to handle.
Speaker 1: We need handles. So I like a little poomp like
Speaker 1: a long time remember.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the thicker you just make shapes, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, molding stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah I sound like I'm too skinny, you know, because
Speaker 2: then you put them put it in there and you
Speaker 2: can see it.
Speaker 1: It's like an X ray. Yeah, it's weird. Like a
Speaker 1: Marl prov Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Uh improv dot com Hello, all my people in Brazil
Speaker 2: appreciate you. Martin Bame, Thanks Manatto Brigatto. Yes, you just
Speaker 2: you impressed that I know other languages. Hit me some Filipino.
Speaker 2: That's that's coma style.
Speaker 3: That was me.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even that wasn't even that wasn't even okay
Speaker 1: you could say you could sha No, I still miss you.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Nah what's your favorite? What's your favorite
Speaker 1: Filipino meal? Pork c sig nah See he's not put
Speaker 1: a Filipino? What you want chicken, a dobo, lupia punset
Speaker 1: Not convinced.
Speaker 2: You're gonna need to prove What color is the Filipino flag?
Speaker 2: What colors the Filipino flag?
Speaker 1: Red, white, yellow, and blue? That's the American flag. Man,
Speaker 1: that's the American flag with mustard on it. Think I'm dumb?
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm dumb? You think I'm dumb?
Speaker 2: I know what I'm talking about. All right, y'all come
Speaker 2: see me this weekend? Yeah, IRV probably up. If I
Speaker 2: get famous and him comes out, make sure you see
Speaker 2: him September nineteenth in theaters only, Gary Movie six on.
Speaker 1: His Gary Movie six.
Speaker 2: Next June twelfth, we will be in theaters and y'all
Speaker 2: gonna have a big summer laugh.
Speaker 1: That's it. We're gonna start filming October. So we're putting
Speaker 1: together the crew now and y'all.
Speaker 2: We hope to make y'all laugh real hard next summer. Man,
Speaker 2: we need a big, big ass comedy in theaters. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we do, yes, sir, So any influencers in the movie
Speaker 2: and scary movies, I don't know. Why are you trying
Speaker 2: to ease your way in? No, Okay, I'm down. Let
Speaker 2: me think about it, man, that's no.
Speaker 1: Yeah already.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do one scene where I kill
Speaker 2: everybody that's asked me to be in the movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I really am so. I may have you come
Speaker 1: out for a coming. I'm not Hey, mom, can we be.
Speaker 2: You see Anna Faris back in the movie. You're asking
Speaker 2: a lot of questions. That's not your business, fellow. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I will say. I will say that we are hopefully
Speaker 2: bringing the band together. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, give you a nice break. Crazy. You gotta
Speaker 1: do new stuff.
Speaker 2: You can't do that, Oh you gotta do, yes, sir,
Speaker 2: gang gang All right, young face, appreciate it, man, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Stop losing with your eyes getting too close together' gonna
Speaker 1: be a psyche cop one eyes. It's crazy. We should
Speaker 1: do FaceTime Roulette too.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: As soon as he gets off Live, let's go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it? Okay? Are you still on Life? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm on Life. Okay, do you have another phone? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why we're gonna do FaceTime Roulette. What does that mean?
Speaker 1: So we're gonna scroll through or is it call logger? Contacts?
Speaker 2: Contacts? Maybe contacts? So swipe your contacts and whichever one
Speaker 2: that lands on hit FaceTime. See if they pick up,
Speaker 2: let's do it. They love you, all right, Well, send
Speaker 2: me to capture all right on at cruiser right, yeah,
Speaker 2: at the Cruise show. All right, So how does this
Speaker 2: work to help you?
Speaker 1: That's the ugum, that's how we need a new studio.
Speaker 2: Just open up your your contacts or your phone.
Speaker 1: I hope it's my daughter. I hope it's axel Jackie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let Jackie spend the and then you just the context.
Speaker 2: Look all right, just let me know when to stop stop.
Speaker 2: All right, this is the person that.
Speaker 1: Landed on FaceTime, then FaceTime Roulette. Marlon Wayne's were okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one you went back up? What
Speaker 1: you want to do it again, I don't know half
Speaker 1: these people.
Speaker 2: Just stoping.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop, I don't know half these people. I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is. Okay and calls okay, oh how
Speaker 1: about this one? I got one. No, you gotta scroll, No,
Speaker 1: I got I found one that's good.
Speaker 2: He actually remembers, I did you know what I noticed
Speaker 2: right now, Marland is that you kind of like label
Speaker 2: your contacts like a Mexican dad.
Speaker 1: I do because I don't remember who's who. It says
Speaker 1: like Asian restaurant.
Speaker 2: I gotta know who exactly you are? All right, pizza
Speaker 2: hut Tom? I know this is his real numb anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I really hope he.
Speaker 2: I hope stet Steve Aoki. I am sorry to bother you,
Speaker 2: my friend. I uh am on the Cruise show and
Speaker 2: we did this thing where it's uh fru FaceTime Roulette
Speaker 2: and h I landed on your number, and I'm sorry
Speaker 2: if I'm disturbing you, but I love.
Speaker 1: You, my brother. He's like, why are you calling me
Speaker 1: right now? Marlon? Okay, I did FaceTime Roulette and your
Speaker 1: number all right? Huh, you have a nice house. I
Speaker 1: love you, brother. I didn't know what was happening. He
Speaker 1: was like, let's hang out. Yeah, See why don't call him?
Speaker 1: Was he under Asian reste? See why I don't call him?
Speaker 1: It was young a No, because here's the thing. I
Speaker 1: back in the day when I used to like be
Speaker 1: out there in the streets.
Speaker 2: That's how we know, like label the girl and very
Speaker 2: specific Gina Asian.
Speaker 1: Uh, your local fat ass. It's always a body part.
Speaker 1: Where what race and where I met him? And then
Speaker 1: what the body part? I'm like, you know, uh, Keisha
Speaker 1: of Rosco's missing tooth, legs black. Don't do that, man,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. He's a dude.
Speaker 2: Dude, cruise baby face, old young face, too old to
Speaker 2: have acne, short, used to be fat, nose, nose.
Speaker 1: Just just built me. Close eyes, one eye. Oh God,
Speaker 1: love you, by the ways, I love you. I appreciate.
Speaker 2: You're next.
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