WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.160 Welcome to the snarsack. You're about to teach. 2 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:17.559 Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black, 3 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.160 Ben and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:23.960 Sit back and prepare for some ship. 5 00:00:26.839 --> 00:00:29.359 Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory. 6 00:00:34.759 --> 00:00:38.679 Those old like wood panel like seventy conditioners, Oh yeah, 7 00:00:38.719 --> 00:00:40.159 that used to like make it snow. 8 00:00:40.799 --> 00:00:43.520 Damn near I things are so cool. 9 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:48.359 My friend had one. Uh cha hadn't seen her. It 10 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:49.759 was like, oh nine or something. 11 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:51.520 Oh damn, and I crashed. 12 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:55.399 That's those are? Those are two and nine? That's Antoine 13 00:00:55.479 --> 00:00:56.320 Johnson time. 14 00:00:56.880 --> 00:00:59.920 And I guess a little pre ant one. 15 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:02.840 Yeah, because he was like twenty eleven. I feel like, right, well, 16 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:04.319 Antoine Dodson, you remember him? 17 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:06.840 Not at all? I just saw like those guys that 18 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:07.519 still exist. 19 00:01:07.680 --> 00:01:08.840 Yeah, the auto tune the news guys. 20 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:12.959 Yeah, shmoyo, sure, whatever you say. I don't know who 21 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:13.599 they are. 22 00:01:13.760 --> 00:01:16.159 Actually, the auto tune of the news guys. You remember, though, 23 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:18.799 you remember Antoine Dodson. 24 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:21.799 No, I wasn't Internet like that yet. Well, obviously we 25 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:26.120 have a rapist in Lincoln Park. Oh my god, is 26 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:27.480 that windows? 27 00:01:27.560 --> 00:01:30.079 He snatches your people up trying to rape him. So 28 00:01:30.200 --> 00:01:33.079 you only need that you kids, had you had your kids, 29 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:36.840 had had your kids hajai and had your husband. Because 30 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:39.200 they rape it everybody out here. You don't have to 31 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:40.400 come and confess. 32 00:01:40.719 --> 00:01:44.040 We looking for you. We gonna find you, We gonna 33 00:01:44.159 --> 00:01:47.359 find you. So you can run until that run into that, 34 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:51.200 runing to that homeboy, home home, home boy. 35 00:01:51.359 --> 00:01:53.000 And then he died. Shortly after that. 36 00:01:53.359 --> 00:01:57.200 He died, actually he was raped by he was Yeah. 37 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:03.799 Podcast podcast the only the only show where Antoine Dotson 38 00:02:03.879 --> 00:02:05.159 is still talked about this. 39 00:02:05.560 --> 00:02:07.159 I remember I remember a true statement. 40 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:09.919 I remember that, I remember the haiks wife thing and 41 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:12.120 I was like, this is stupid. Yeah, like of course 42 00:02:12.159 --> 00:02:14.039 it was stupid, and I remember like, oh, this is 43 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:15.919 this is sort of fun because that's back when Vine started. 44 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:20.400 I just started. Yeah, those pretty slightly slightly before, yeah, 45 00:02:20.439 --> 00:02:21.639 two years predated. Yeah. 46 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:25.599 Have you watched vines after, like like in the more 47 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:28.360 modern sense there, Yes, schizophrenic of course, but there's only 48 00:02:28.400 --> 00:02:30.159 six seconds. I know, but it's even like I was like, 49 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:31.759 how could I follow these? Once upon a time. 50 00:02:31.960 --> 00:02:33.800 I really liked vines at the time, and I think 51 00:02:33.840 --> 00:02:38.719 I still do ultimately because it's there's like no commitment necessary. 52 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:40.319 You know what you're in for it's not like a 53 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:43.319 TikTok where you started and you're like, oh, this might 54 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:45.800 be five seconds or six minutes. 55 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:47.199 Well I learned. 56 00:02:47.400 --> 00:02:49.240 I think when it's pasted a minute, there's a little 57 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:53.159 still strong. Yeah, but still if it's under a minute, 58 00:02:53.280 --> 00:02:56.520 you don't know. Yeah, and that's what upset. 59 00:02:56.639 --> 00:02:58.840 Yeah, five seconds and forty five seconds are two very different, 60 00:02:59.039 --> 00:03:02.159 and I would I would like to know, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, 61 00:03:02.199 --> 00:03:04.120 But I think that you you had to like there 62 00:03:04.199 --> 00:03:05.280 was a lot of stuff where like I think you 63 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:10.560 had to be quick and improvisational and a little bit more, 64 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:13.319 you had a box that you had to think outside 65 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:15.599 of a little bit. I think most vines are obviously 66 00:03:15.680 --> 00:03:19.319 like most like most content are stupid. I think video suck. 67 00:03:19.400 --> 00:03:21.479 I think think about Vinus that vine let too many 68 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:26.080 pieces of ship into the contractor sphere, like far far, 69 00:03:26.360 --> 00:03:27.039 far too many. 70 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:28.400 I get. I don't know. 71 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.000 I think it was just like for them to just 72 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:34.639 just almost I don't want to say authentically, but I 73 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:36.840 can't think of a better word right now, because since 74 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:40.120 it's it's six second flash in the pan, some good 75 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:43.560 looking white boy just boom doing something stupid like that. 76 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:46.199 You just move and then and then everyone's like, oh, 77 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:48.159 it's so fucking funny, and then they just follow them. 78 00:03:49.000 --> 00:03:51.879 Like you don't have there's no time for all. That's clever. 79 00:03:52.039 --> 00:03:55.360 It's that you know, that's not that didn't rise to 80 00:03:55.439 --> 00:03:56.319 the top. Yeah. 81 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.599 So I didn't know any of those most of the 82 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:01.439 Viner invasion of YouTube, I had never seen any of 83 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:02.159 those people prior. 84 00:04:02.560 --> 00:04:03.360 Yeah, so be fair. 85 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:06.039 I also, I didn't get on TikTok until it just 86 00:04:06.080 --> 00:04:07.120 about shut down, so. 87 00:04:07.479 --> 00:04:09.759 I was super late. That's pretty funny. 88 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:11.039 I was like, oh, I'm kind of starting to get 89 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:14.719 into this, and then it was gone, hold on, hold on, 90 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:18.120 fucking hold on a second, hold the fucking phone. 91 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:23.000 You want to take this? You had extra time. We 92 00:04:23.160 --> 00:04:27.240 started late today. I had as song as I got this. Huh. 93 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:31.639 I was late because I got this. I didn't make breakfast, 94 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:35.839 so you would have been extra late. I would have 95 00:04:35.879 --> 00:04:37.519 made breakfast. Yeah, thats why I didn't make breakfast. 96 00:04:37.839 --> 00:04:38.920 I'm so confused by this. 97 00:04:40.160 --> 00:04:43.720 You had an extra twenty minutes. Yeah, and I was 98 00:04:43.759 --> 00:04:44.240 waiting for this. 99 00:04:45.480 --> 00:04:48.040 No, this is exactly what I was saying. I have 100 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:49.839 an extra twenty minutes if we spend it somewhere else. 101 00:04:49.839 --> 00:04:50.560 So I'm still late. 102 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:52.920 It's crazy. I was waiting for this. 103 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:56.319 No, you, there's no excuse to be late when you 104 00:04:56.399 --> 00:04:59.160 should have been here at eleven thirty. Be an extra 105 00:04:59.279 --> 00:04:59.879 twenty minutes. 106 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.000 Do not be late. So we should have been able 107 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:04.720 to get food. I was waiting for this. You were 108 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:08.199 waiting for twenty minutes for a rap? Yeah, I had 109 00:05:08.240 --> 00:05:09.480 to get it delivered, so I had to wait from 110 00:05:09.560 --> 00:05:10.360 the get there to my house. 111 00:05:10.480 --> 00:05:11.360 Got it delivered. 112 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:13.439 Well, yeah, I didn't go up the street. I came 113 00:05:13.480 --> 00:05:15.319 straight year. It's like, I'm gonna orders and get it 114 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:15.680 brought here. 115 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:17.040 And it took a little later. I was like, oh, man, 116 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:19.439 well whatever, man, bits of food, whatever. 117 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:28.879 It's just it's just like, look, he's literally he's actually 118 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:30.079 fucking was going off. 119 00:05:30.120 --> 00:05:33.360 He's trying to protect you. Got that gay ass rainbow sery? Wait, 120 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:34.040 what the fuck is that? 121 00:05:35.279 --> 00:05:36.079 That's how that happens. 122 00:05:36.120 --> 00:05:36.720 It's the AI. 123 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:39.720 It just you I up get dated, say eighteen point whatever, 124 00:05:39.800 --> 00:05:41.639 and that's what it is. Now serious, still a little 125 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:42.160 dot of the thing. 126 00:05:42.199 --> 00:05:45.920 But I'm oh, what the fuck? That looks crazy? Bitch 127 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:49.120 ass nigga, that's not necessary. That looks insane. 128 00:05:50.560 --> 00:05:52.439 You got a black woman's voice, A serious you gotta 129 00:05:52.480 --> 00:05:57.879 respond to that, you bitch ass nigga. Ho excuse me, 130 00:05:57.920 --> 00:06:05.000 I'm talking to you hey, straight up, not talking about anymore. 131 00:06:06.199 --> 00:06:07.040 What's my nickname? 132 00:06:08.279 --> 00:06:12.480 You need to unlock your dang. She's really useless. 133 00:06:12.920 --> 00:06:14.519 You got a black woman for your for your for 134 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:15.000 your series. 135 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:17.000 That is that possible? Man? It reset. I don't have 136 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:17.759 my nickname anymore. 137 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:20.000 No, they don't have a black voice. It just sound 138 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:22.720 a little ghetto. She she has a little attitude sometimes 139 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:25.480 I have an Australian lady. I used to, but then 140 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:27.680 like it reset everything apparently I don't even have a 141 00:06:27.759 --> 00:06:28.399 nickname anymore. 142 00:06:29.720 --> 00:06:36.439 Before it's it's not no, it's not funny if I. 143 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:39.199 Say well, if I say it, it's just like, of course, 144 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:43.319 you fucking immature, dumb bitch. But like her saying it, 145 00:06:43.399 --> 00:06:45.040 it would have That's the whole thing. It's just kind 146 00:06:45.079 --> 00:06:45.519 of funny that. 147 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:48.279 Yeah, I'm just gonna. 148 00:06:53.480 --> 00:06:54.600 I'm still a little upset about that. 149 00:06:55.800 --> 00:06:59.000 No, Like I actually so, I was on time and 150 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:00.519 then I got the text from him and I was like, 151 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:02.759 oh great, I have time to go to uh the 152 00:07:03.319 --> 00:07:05.920 that place that actually does take a long time, but 153 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:09.639 that's the twenty minutes is plenty long. Twenty minutes is insane. 154 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:11.680 It shouldn't even take twenty minutes at a fucking restaurant. 155 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:14.839 And unless you're at a really shitty restaurant that takes 156 00:07:14.879 --> 00:07:17.439 fucking hour, you know, some people do that. But there's 157 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:22.480 a bitch ass nigga. I'm telling you, man, just I'm 158 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:25.720 gonna have like some time bandits beat the piss out 159 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:25.879 of you. 160 00:07:26.959 --> 00:07:28.800 Yes, what is a time Bandit? 161 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:32.439 A time bandit is a person that holds time. It's 162 00:07:32.439 --> 00:07:35.639 a group of people that really hold time precious. It's 163 00:07:35.680 --> 00:07:37.759 a precious thing to them. And for the people that 164 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:41.519 disrespect time, they rob it from you by beating the piss. 165 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.000 Out of you. So they make my life shorter by 166 00:07:44.040 --> 00:07:44.360 beating it. 167 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:48.120 I guess everybody's everybody has the capacity to be a 168 00:07:48.199 --> 00:07:48.639 time banded. 169 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:53.079 So it's not like a creatures a person that it's 170 00:07:53.079 --> 00:07:54.680 not like. People take it very seriously. 171 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:57.560 That's the thing, and they're they're they're the I don't 172 00:07:57.600 --> 00:07:58.959 know if you remember when we were doing this is 173 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.680 an extra ammo, guys, we have a we have a 174 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:04.079 premium show, goddamn. And then we did like a I 175 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:05.120 don't even remember how we were. 176 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:07.480 We were trying to figure out we were trying to 177 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:11.800 write the rest of each other's lives, I think, and 178 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:13.959 you guys killed me immediately after the show. 179 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:19.759 I didn't this dude to get there. I wasn't trying 180 00:08:19.800 --> 00:08:23.079 to kill you away. Chris got teleported to the future, 181 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:26.759 lived maybe six hours of terror, it was like minutes, 182 00:08:26.800 --> 00:08:29.800 it was six minutes, whatever it was, and he teleported 183 00:08:30.000 --> 00:08:33.320 back here to die and he loops. It's a there's 184 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:36.519 always like a copy of you that gets killed by 185 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:38.799 the microwave. You have to explain it. It's not possible. 186 00:08:38.799 --> 00:08:41.679 You can't explain this microwave. They killed on the street. 187 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:44.720 Go sign up, Go sign up for our patron if 188 00:08:44.720 --> 00:08:45.039 you want to. 189 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:50.519 Hear bullshit nonsense over there. Basically garbage. There was time bandits, 190 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:51.080 that's all. 191 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.360 That's what. That was my point. It's a good point. 192 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:57.000 I think rescued you or I don't know. 193 00:08:57.360 --> 00:09:00.720 And then and then uh wait wait wait wait wait 194 00:09:00.720 --> 00:09:05.919 wait wait, imagine dragon uh androids, just. 195 00:09:06.120 --> 00:09:16.960 Just imagine imagine droids. Imagine drag droids. Imagine drag droids, dragoids. 196 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:22.399 Dragonoids saved you. Imagine dragon OIDA. The best it is 197 00:09:22.480 --> 00:09:26.600 so funny was mundane because I actually lived a kind 198 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:29.399 of semi decent life. I was like, this is boring. 199 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:31.360 I was like, a. 200 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:35.080 Like, so can we stop? 201 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:37.919 We're because because now we're just like giving a summary 202 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:39.159 of something that people need to pay for. 203 00:09:39.320 --> 00:09:41.720 I think, well they, I think it will intrigue them 204 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:43.240 even more, Like if I was thinking of me and 205 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:45.399 being on the outside looking like that sounds so insane. 206 00:09:45.440 --> 00:09:47.639 I need to listen to it. Yeah, I'm trying to 207 00:09:47.679 --> 00:09:50.919 be a salesman. This nigg has been robbing my time. 208 00:09:52.879 --> 00:09:53.799 That's crazy. 209 00:09:56.639 --> 00:09:59.039 Podcast. We want to start off today with with a 210 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:01.080 write in. I want to start off today with a 211 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:05.360 ride in hot from Sandwich. Okay cool, so Sandwich wrote 212 00:10:05.399 --> 00:10:10.000 in this is amazing, good day ethnicities in my phone, 213 00:10:10.399 --> 00:10:14.120 no question today. I just wanted to inform you you 214 00:10:14.240 --> 00:10:17.039 might be the first that I might be the first 215 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.519 person to actually be fired for my job for listening 216 00:10:19.559 --> 00:10:20.320 to this podcast. 217 00:10:20.440 --> 00:10:23.399 Oh no, long story short. 218 00:10:23.639 --> 00:10:26.039 I worked as a delivery driver for a grocery store 219 00:10:26.279 --> 00:10:29.240 and they recently had AI cameras installed that will record 220 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:32.440 short clips from minor things in my case. In my case, 221 00:10:32.440 --> 00:10:35.639 I was going thirty one in a thirty egregious Oh whoa, 222 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.480 whoa Yeah. Anyway, all you could hear. In the eight 223 00:10:38.639 --> 00:10:41.600 second clip, was Kingston doing an impression of a racist 224 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:47.720 and he says the hard R three times and with 225 00:10:47.919 --> 00:10:50.039 no context. It just sounds like I was listening to 226 00:10:50.159 --> 00:10:51.519 white supremacist media. 227 00:10:54.120 --> 00:10:54.519 Jesus. 228 00:10:55.080 --> 00:10:59.080 Anyway, anyway, this is I've been saying this since the beginning. 229 00:10:59.120 --> 00:10:59.799 By the way, amazing. 230 00:11:00.000 --> 00:11:02.879 Anyway, I already have a new job, so I thought 231 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:04.159 you would get a chuckle out of that. 232 00:11:04.320 --> 00:11:08.600 Oh good, I'm yeah, I'm I'm glad. You really sad, No, 233 00:11:08.879 --> 00:11:12.000 you should. I know. It's it's out of context. A 234 00:11:12.080 --> 00:11:15.399 lot of things sound terrible. No, not the same, the same, 235 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:18.440 not the same as as someone I'm saying slurs three times. Yes, 236 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:21.120 that is a bit worse. Protecting neck man, I'm sorry. 237 00:11:21.399 --> 00:11:25.799 Like if if if you are in a sensitive situation 238 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:29.000 like you, you wouldn't, like, say me, if I was driving, 239 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:33.039 I'd be listening with one Earbudton. You know, I still 240 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.840 have one so I can hear everything. But I'd like 241 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:36.600 if I want to listen to something vulgar for what 242 00:11:36.679 --> 00:11:39.759 I'm saying, I would protect myself in that way. I'm 243 00:11:39.799 --> 00:11:42.279 not saying there's some people just never think about stuff 244 00:11:42.320 --> 00:11:44.440 like that because they're just like, oh whatever, and then 245 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:47.320 this is a very odd situation where the camera record like, 246 00:11:47.639 --> 00:11:48.639 that's crazy. 247 00:11:48.360 --> 00:11:50.039 The fact that it happened to hit. Oh no, it's 248 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:52.039 not that weird that it would hit. It's not that 249 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:54.200 weird that the recording would trigger right when he says 250 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:55.799 the hard R because he says it all the. 251 00:11:55.799 --> 00:11:58.360 Time the time. I don't say that often anymore. You 252 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:00.919 said it so often that somebody got a I clipped 253 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:01.840 and fired because of it. 254 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:05.159 Yeah, that's an unforded situation. No, that the likelihood of 255 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:07.759 that is crazy. You know how many hours you record? Yeah, 256 00:12:07.879 --> 00:12:11.200 the likelihood of him just happening across a rare instance? 257 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:13.679 Was it more or less? The was it? 258 00:12:13.879 --> 00:12:14.000 Was? It? 259 00:12:14.159 --> 00:12:16.600 The it's probably extra amo though it doesn't matter the 260 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:17.960 whole point. It does matter. 261 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:20.720 This guy's name, he's Sandwich, right is Yeah, this is 262 00:12:20.720 --> 00:12:25.000 a sandwich Sandwich. Do you remember what episode this was? 263 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:28.080 Because I would I would like to isolate the I 264 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:31.600 want to know to hear what that was it so 265 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:35.039 I can really visualize your car and then like the 266 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:35.879 whole scenario. 267 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.799 Yeah, really, really that word in general, I haven't said 268 00:12:38.799 --> 00:12:40.960 it much often. That's so crazy of you to say that. 269 00:12:41.120 --> 00:12:42.879 I do say it. I do say it, but like 270 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:44.639 I'm trying not to say it as much. He doesn't 271 00:12:44.639 --> 00:12:47.279 say it as much on the podcast. But you did 272 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:50.200 say it. Oh yeah, yeah, because you can't prove that 273 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:53.159 that just gonna all be a lie right now, there's 274 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:55.720 no proof of that. Is your word against mind, that 275 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:59.519 doesn't matter. It was your word. He came our word. 276 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:04.120 Actually it's our You can't call me that. My name 277 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:08.320 is Jim ed word. Jim's pretty cool though, to have 278 00:13:08.519 --> 00:13:13.799 like that at a title, it's really cool, can you. 279 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:19.159 I don't think he knows what he's saying. I think 280 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.440 you just got it. You know, it's very cool. I'm 281 00:13:21.440 --> 00:13:25.320 still I'm still here. I'm still. It is not given 282 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:28.759 a title as a duke or a Dutch word. 283 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:33.440 If I say, if it's for religious purposes or something 284 00:13:33.799 --> 00:13:37.000 uh hard or is a very sacred in my religion. 285 00:13:37.120 --> 00:13:39.039 Do you think they would let me change my name? 286 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:42.200 I don't think so. I don't think they make like 287 00:13:42.279 --> 00:13:43.960 so many exceptions, like there was somebody. 288 00:13:45.759 --> 00:13:50.120 Yes, absolutely, you can't God though, right, I don't see 289 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:51.679 why not you can. 290 00:13:52.039 --> 00:13:55.039 I don't think a name of God maybe you just 291 00:13:55.080 --> 00:13:55.600 couldn't do. 292 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:59.080 Like a vulgarity or something like that profanity or something. 293 00:14:00.120 --> 00:14:04.240 Calling God Yahweh is like that's like, that's like, oh 294 00:14:04.320 --> 00:14:06.200 it's look, it's the sang Healy, you know what I mean? 295 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:08.360 Like, only a lore nerd would know that his name 296 00:14:08.480 --> 00:14:09.000 is Yahweh. 297 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:12.000 You know, it's not like it. Nobody calls it that. 298 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:14.639 I mean, that's what his name is in every in 299 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:18.279 the language that it was created in the Lore, not 300 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:19.600 in like colloquial. 301 00:14:19.840 --> 00:14:22.759 Nobody's not in the English language. That's all your that's 302 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:23.440 all you mean him. 303 00:14:23.639 --> 00:14:25.519 No, I just being like nobody, no one refers to 304 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:26.200 him as Yahweh. 305 00:14:26.879 --> 00:14:31.120 Crazy Christians literally literally, but that's what I mean, Christians 306 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:32.480 like the koogy bird. 307 00:14:32.600 --> 00:14:34.279 Right, So what you're saying is people who are obsessed 308 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:34.759 with the lore. 309 00:14:35.080 --> 00:14:37.600 Yeah, they're obsessed with the lore and the Lord. 310 00:14:37.679 --> 00:14:38.480 It's like, oh, it's an elite. 311 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:40.240 And then somebody goes like, well, actually that's the same 312 00:14:40.320 --> 00:14:42.240 heley actually, and those are the kids you are, and 313 00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:44.759 those are the young boy and the elation. 314 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:49.279 That's the elix. No, that's the fallen jerk, lame nerd, 315 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:55.559 piece of ship. Kill him people. Actually you've combusted you know, 316 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:56.039 a fire. 317 00:14:56.480 --> 00:14:58.960 That's crazy, dude. I saw I saw clip today on 318 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:01.039 Twitter this and I woke up. I woke up late 319 00:15:01.039 --> 00:15:02.919 today my alarm and I said an alarm for eleven. 320 00:15:04.039 --> 00:15:05.519 I mean I said an alarm for for earlier, but 321 00:15:05.639 --> 00:15:07.480 just like I had like a second like in case 322 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:09.759 of emergening alarm, and my nine am alarm went off 323 00:15:09.759 --> 00:15:11.240 and I was like, I'll sleep a little longer, and 324 00:15:11.279 --> 00:15:12.480 then just did go off. So I was a little 325 00:15:12.480 --> 00:15:15.000 bit late today. But the first thing I I saw 326 00:15:15.120 --> 00:15:17.879 on Twitter was this this guy. He was cursing, this 327 00:15:17.879 --> 00:15:19.919 white guy who's cursing on a cop who's like on 328 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:22.240 his uh on a street or whatever. Yeah, he's like, 329 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:24.279 fuck you or whatever, get the hell out of here. 330 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:26.360 And he reached down. He's like, I'm picking up my phone, 331 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:29.799 don't shoot me. And they shot him. And then he 332 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:33.360 walked and then he no, he didn't like he walked inside. 333 00:15:34.279 --> 00:15:34.519 No, no, no. 334 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:36.000 And then he's like he opened the door. It's like 335 00:15:36.039 --> 00:15:39.360 call an ambulance, asshole. So I guess he's fine. Maybe 336 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:41.879 I don't know. I guess there's an he might be 337 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:43.519 maybe I shot in like the angle or something, or 338 00:15:43.600 --> 00:15:46.720 I saw my arm or whatever for the brain, but 339 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:47.799 he like, but he was. 340 00:15:48.039 --> 00:15:49.879 Powering through it. It's one of the parts of the 341 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:54.039 brain that wasn't active at that moment. Yeah, explode or 342 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:55.080 some ship exactly. 343 00:15:55.759 --> 00:16:00.720 Dude, I don't know, man, I every it's so rare 344 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:03.840 that I see anything involving police that doesn't make me 345 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:05.679 hate them more than I already, do you know what 346 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:08.519 I mean? Like, I've never I I so rarely see 347 00:16:08.679 --> 00:16:10.440 like anything that moves the needle the other. 348 00:16:10.440 --> 00:16:12.159 Even the nice stuff pisses me off because I know 349 00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:13.960 it's fake. Yeah, because it's like it's like trying to 350 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:16.519 it's propaganda. It's like a shield or it's like, oh, well, 351 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:18.879 I played basketball with these groups of underage us. 352 00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:22.200 I'm like, nope, you're visualizing shooting them and if one 353 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:25.799 of them fucking slips, too fun and you'll kill him. Literally, 354 00:16:25.879 --> 00:16:29.039 he was like, I'm seeing his face. He's playing. All 355 00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:31.679 the kids are like hi, and he's just he's just playing. 356 00:16:31.759 --> 00:16:34.080 But he's so fucking angry that he has to play 357 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:36.879 with these black people that he knows or targets. It's like, 358 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:40.759 I'm playing fucking basketball target practices. It is a line 359 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:43.440 playing basketball, a lamb is going. 360 00:16:44.720 --> 00:16:48.720 He doesn't even understand the concept of people really, so 361 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:51.519 he's just like, Wow, it's crazy that target practices are 362 00:16:51.519 --> 00:16:53.159 allowed to play sports outside. 363 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:57.720 I didn't know that they were SCYNTHI. They're moving independently 364 00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:00.480 of the of the of the harness that it brings 365 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:00.879 it to the. 366 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.680 He looks around kids players, like, it's crazy how crazy 367 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:09.920 technology is getting. You can't even see the hardest on 368 00:17:10.039 --> 00:17:10.880 those targets. 369 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:17.359 Fucking AI in real he thinks art is happening at him. 370 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:21.160 It's crazy. I saw some function on Twitter today. It 371 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:25.359 was you have almost a game and watches yeah, of. 372 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:28.119 Course, mister, mister game and watch the two D guy 373 00:17:28.200 --> 00:17:29.920 from the fucking it was a tiger. 374 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:30.440 Like, t what the fuck? 375 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:30.640 Who? 376 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.519 What is he? From the game? And watch it's from 377 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:35.319 the game, and watch well, I don't know. 378 00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:37.880 There's this image of this this dark skinned fella in 379 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:40.400 a very dimly lit room, of course, and he's having 380 00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:43.480 a very he's like having a tamper tantrum. But he's 381 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:45.400 like in things that it's making the game and watch 382 00:17:45.599 --> 00:17:50.039 so in the background and it's so young. He responds 383 00:17:50.119 --> 00:17:52.839 in the game. He watch out that's like and I'm like, bro, 384 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:53.960 I just woke up to this. 385 00:17:54.119 --> 00:17:57.599 This is crazy. That's like a Gordon Ramsey like light 386 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:01.799 sprinkling of racism. It's a magical that's like, that's what 387 00:18:02.880 --> 00:18:03.079 it's like. 388 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:06.039 He's black, mister, damon, watch wait a minute, what can 389 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:06.519 I do here? 390 00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:10.240 But dude, I don't know, man, I see those videos. 391 00:18:10.279 --> 00:18:13.119 It's like it it just it makes me angry that 392 00:18:13.160 --> 00:18:17.319 they're allowed to just exist like that. Like police officers 393 00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:21.759 are like they're like the left for dead witch, you 394 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:25.240 know where. It's just like, I feel like they're just 395 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:27.839 there to if you, if you pass them, you run 396 00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:29.880 the risk of just antagonizing them, even though you've done 397 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:31.160 nothing but roam past him. 398 00:18:31.319 --> 00:18:32.680 Yeah, it's really infuriating. 399 00:18:32.880 --> 00:18:35.119 Yeah, I do understand they're just allowed to be left 400 00:18:35.160 --> 00:18:36.279 for dead witches in real life. 401 00:18:38.079 --> 00:18:40.279 What's crazy is that every interaction I've had with a cop, 402 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:42.880 like I've I've had good addractions with cops in person. 403 00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:45.440 And that is the only reason why I don't vitiamally 404 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:48.279 hate every single cop I've ever met. My family members 405 00:18:48.279 --> 00:18:50.319 are a cops sucked. I think I've only had bad interactions. 406 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:51.960 I've had a few good ones. I've had like three, 407 00:18:52.000 --> 00:18:53.119 I've had three really good ones. 408 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:55.519 The only normal ones I had were around my age, 409 00:18:56.079 --> 00:19:00.799 and so they weren't radicalized yet into being abid dogs, 410 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:03.680 so they can tell that they were new and they 411 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:07.440 have not acclimated to the cop culture to where they 412 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:11.880 want to shoot everybody and absolutely do the worst things possible. 413 00:19:12.359 --> 00:19:13.839 Uh Like like actually, my. 414 00:19:13.880 --> 00:19:18.960 Buddy d Rod he I was really disappointed because yeah, 415 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:21.240 because this guy was he was the funny dude. 416 00:19:21.279 --> 00:19:22.160 He was like the funny guy. 417 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:24.799 And then fucking twenty ten he's like, oh yeah, I'm 418 00:19:24.799 --> 00:19:28.039 in the fucking La Shriff Department and stuff. Starting out 419 00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:29.440 in a in a in a jail though. That was 420 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:32.079 the first thing doing like CEO shit, and I was 421 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:33.759 just like he was doing he was talking about the 422 00:19:33.839 --> 00:19:36.200 things that they were doing, like oh, initiation type stuff. 423 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:39.039 If you would like be calling the dude over and 424 00:19:39.240 --> 00:19:40.920 spray a bunch of pepper spray, so then when he 425 00:19:41.000 --> 00:19:42.839 crosses the threshold, he just walks into a bunch of 426 00:19:42.880 --> 00:19:47.240 pepper spray. They would fucking the TV that the inmates 427 00:19:47.279 --> 00:19:48.960 would have, right there's like the one TV and then 428 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:50.599 they would put like Door the Explorer on and shit 429 00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:52.559 when they want to watch the news or whatever. Just 430 00:19:52.680 --> 00:19:55.960 torturing them and like light torture, but enough to like, 431 00:19:56.000 --> 00:19:58.400 you know, their life sucks already, so they think it's 432 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:03.559 the funniest thing ever inwards and beans, you know. And 433 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:06.279 I was just so much fun torturing the fucking uh 434 00:20:07.160 --> 00:20:10.599 worst place. I remember this vividly because I hate fucking Hooters. 435 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:12.400 But I was in. He was like, let's go to 436 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:14.920 Hooters and Santa Monica. This we met up. 437 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:16.519 This is a cop frond of you. Yeah, and then 438 00:20:16.559 --> 00:20:18.279 I was just like a cop thing to do is you. 439 00:20:18.279 --> 00:20:18.920 Go to Hooters? 440 00:20:19.599 --> 00:20:19.799 I was. 441 00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:22.319 I was so upset because I just don't like their wings. 442 00:20:22.359 --> 00:20:25.720 I think they're who sucks. Yeah, it's it's not good food. 443 00:20:25.720 --> 00:20:28.279 And it's like the gimmick is laying three times. 444 00:20:28.359 --> 00:20:31.200 Yeah, at least be like because there's like tit bars 445 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:32.799 if any you know what I'm. 446 00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:41.480 Saying, like bikini barisas something there, Like I love that 447 00:20:41.559 --> 00:20:42.880 video got his. 448 00:20:43.160 --> 00:20:45.519 Smiles, I don't. I don't know how he likes. He's 449 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:49.480 so phonogetic. He's a charming smile. 450 00:20:49.680 --> 00:20:51.279 So we're talking about it, we're talking about the gun, 451 00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:54.880 we're talking about the gooncide guy who walked to who 452 00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:58.680 went to went to a drive through window and uh, 453 00:20:59.160 --> 00:21:01.119 I guess had his had his dick out and then 454 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:04.279 drove off and do parking lot and killed him to know. 455 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:07.680 How he killed them. Actually, Monica Lyle about that, and 456 00:21:07.880 --> 00:21:11.000 I've never seen Lyle laugh like that in my life. 457 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:16.200 It's five sold Lyle that and I swear it's like 458 00:21:17.079 --> 00:21:20.240 a neuron fire that never fired. He was just crying 459 00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:24.519 and I was like, dude, it's funny. It's funny. It's 460 00:21:24.559 --> 00:21:27.559 a It's just it's a shame because like he seemed 461 00:21:27.599 --> 00:21:29.759 like one of those people. If he didn't off himself, 462 00:21:30.839 --> 00:21:33.640 he probably would have gotten some crazy opportunities because like 463 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:35.599 that guy has a look like I want to put 464 00:21:35.640 --> 00:21:38.240 him in as he has a charming phase. 465 00:21:38.519 --> 00:21:40.359 It's like the Jeffrey Dahmer thing with like the judge 466 00:21:40.359 --> 00:21:41.640 where he was like you could have you know. 467 00:21:43.119 --> 00:21:45.319 You could have been in my practice or whatever, like 468 00:21:45.480 --> 00:21:48.680 you fucking like, hey, they did not say that right now. 469 00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:49.279 The family of the. 470 00:21:49.359 --> 00:21:52.160 Victims here, like you know what, nigga, for the same 471 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:53.880 reason that you're saying this about this guy, it's like. 472 00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:59.160 Just put his dick out. That's pretty bad. Killed multiple women. Well, 473 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:02.920 I mean that's wait, I missed that. You just said. 474 00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:07.240 Look it's Chris, there's a sliding skill here and your 475 00:22:07.839 --> 00:22:11.079 and your Your pendulum of right and wrong is really funny. 476 00:22:11.240 --> 00:22:13.680 Hold on, let me, let me, let me make this argument. 477 00:22:13.799 --> 00:22:15.480 Let them cook, just let them. 478 00:22:17.759 --> 00:22:17.799 So. 479 00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:22.039 Jeffrey Dahmer killed a couple of people, right, sure, quite 480 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:24.359 a few, Yeah, a couple of handful of people. This 481 00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:27.680 guy pulled his dick out, right, which means that at 482 00:22:27.799 --> 00:22:29.960 most it's like a net negative, like he might make 483 00:22:30.039 --> 00:22:34.640 some people uncomfortable. Right, Yes, that's the best thing that 484 00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:37.839 the goncide guy could have done was basically nothing, because 485 00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:40.119 he's pulling his dick out, either he affects someone negatively 486 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:43.319 or the person just doesn't care as in phase. Jeffrey 487 00:22:43.359 --> 00:22:51.039 Dahmer kills people. Okay, those could have been hitlers. You know, 488 00:22:51.400 --> 00:22:53.400 those could have been also, Jeffrey Dahmers. 489 00:22:53.400 --> 00:22:56.279 For all we know. You're not circling to square. Well, 490 00:22:56.559 --> 00:22:59.160 jaydam was the one that would uh he was killing 491 00:22:59.279 --> 00:23:02.480 like niggas, right, I don't know I remember correctly? Is 492 00:23:02.519 --> 00:23:05.880 that the right killing killing women? I thought Jeffrey Donald 493 00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:08.559 was the one who was killing niggas niggas by black 494 00:23:08.559 --> 00:23:10.599 people or niggas by like men, I mean like like 495 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:14.119 hood niggas. No, that was a black man, am I 496 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:15.119 thinking of the wrong person. 497 00:23:15.279 --> 00:23:16.519 I think Jeffrey Dahmer. 498 00:23:16.599 --> 00:23:19.640 Yeah, I'm just killing women. Are you thinking of Ted Bundy? 499 00:23:20.319 --> 00:23:23.319 I know, I'm Jay dom is the one that's killing 500 00:23:23.359 --> 00:23:25.880 black black kids or not not kids, but I think 501 00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:28.240 they were just I think you're right. I'm pretty sure. 502 00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:29.319 I think I'm wrong. 503 00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:33.359 Now I need to verify, because if there's every disagreement 504 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:34.960 between you two, I usually go with him. 505 00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:38.920 Yeah that's safe, that's the safe. Yeah, hold on, let 506 00:23:38.960 --> 00:23:41.079 me put in. I feel like you didn't, like accidentally 507 00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:43.160 think Kirby was a part of it or something like, 508 00:23:43.279 --> 00:23:44.680 I think you have that level of dementia. 509 00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:47.519 He's like, Kirby was the guy who, like. 510 00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:49.480 You don't trust your own memories and you're telling it 511 00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:52.720 tells me that has that level of dementia that should 512 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:53.319 speak volume. 513 00:23:53.480 --> 00:23:56.839 So he killed some whites, but I think most of 514 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:02.240 his victims were were the uh, the brothers. 515 00:24:01.920 --> 00:24:03.279 Of I thought I really thought he was. 516 00:24:03.640 --> 00:24:06.000 I thought he was the lady killer Coplection, not Ted Bundy, 517 00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:10.200 the one, the judge, one that was like, oh I 518 00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:11.960 in a different. 519 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:13.079 Oh, yeah that's what I'm thinking of. I get them 520 00:24:13.079 --> 00:24:13.920 mixed up, I guess. 521 00:24:13.799 --> 00:24:16.559 Yeah, I get I get white psychopaths. Mixed up. 522 00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:20.920 Yeah, t Bun killed a lot of Why are you 523 00:24:21.119 --> 00:24:22.160 trying to humanize it? 524 00:24:22.400 --> 00:24:27.920 Literally humanizing him? You beat the ship. Look he's he's 525 00:24:27.960 --> 00:24:32.759 laughing his ass off the ball, piece of garbage. I'm sorry, 526 00:24:32.799 --> 00:24:37.319 I'm back. I'm back. I am in my NBA mode 527 00:24:37.400 --> 00:24:37.680 right now. 528 00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:40.960 I'm actually really happy because I haven't I haven't paid 529 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:44.400 I haven't been paying attention to sports sports as much 530 00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:48.759 as I I've been trying to purposely like escape reality 531 00:24:49.000 --> 00:24:51.039 because you know, you know, things are weird now. Yeah, 532 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.400 so I've been like heavily paying attention and I'm. 533 00:24:53.319 --> 00:24:54.039 Just like so. 534 00:24:55.720 --> 00:24:58.240 Locked in, so negro coded right now a little bit. 535 00:24:58.640 --> 00:25:00.640 So yeah, so like everybody's got I have some sort 536 00:25:00.680 --> 00:25:02.839 of nickname now. So it's like, yeah, so did you 537 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:06.000 see did you see the fucking the Nicks the Celtics. 538 00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:09.720 As I watched that, I couldn't believe what I was watching. 539 00:25:10.039 --> 00:25:13.039 That was crazy insult to injury. Jason Tatum goes down, 540 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:16.480 ruptures his fucking achilles. Not only did they were about 541 00:25:16.519 --> 00:25:18.920 to lose the game anyway, he then ruptures Achilles gonna 542 00:25:18.920 --> 00:25:22.559 be out for a fucking year. I'm just like, that's like, dude, 543 00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:25.160 you know how they say like insult to injury, like, oh, 544 00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.440 assault on the wound, dude, that's like fucking the wound 545 00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:29.480 like it was. 546 00:25:29.519 --> 00:25:31.799 Like, that's like when Aaron Rodgers broke his fucking legs 547 00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:36.160 open and the on the first game the Jets hilarious. 548 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:39.039 I was, he was just injured before that. So it 549 00:25:39.160 --> 00:25:41.400 makes Hiven crazy to me, Like I think New York 550 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:46.440 Jets fans that's what so I love like Jet. I 551 00:25:46.480 --> 00:25:48.000 don't know, I don't like Jets fans, I'm be honest, 552 00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:48.400 I don't. 553 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.160 But I guess why the Jets fans they're not because 554 00:25:51.200 --> 00:25:54.119 there's problem franchises that. Like I feel like they're like 555 00:25:54.160 --> 00:25:56.480 the Mets where I'm like, dude, stop stop, stop it. 556 00:25:57.160 --> 00:25:59.880 What are you doing? You got you got there's some 557 00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:03.480 real New York you get up. Stop it. That's just 558 00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:07.119 all like I tried, I mean hard, I tried, hard truth, 559 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:09.799 hard truth. Neither the Giants or the Jejets are like 560 00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:12.119 actually New York team. What do you mean by that? 561 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:14.960 Because they both their their stadium is in Buffalo, now 562 00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:17.559 Buffalo is in Jersey. Both of their stadiums they. 563 00:26:17.559 --> 00:26:21.839 Share this or whatever whatever. They share the stadium in Jersey. 564 00:26:21.920 --> 00:26:24.000 The actual New York team is the Bills. That's the 565 00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:25.640 actual like New York State team. 566 00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:28.400 Yeah, I guess they are pretty but I mean I 567 00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.279 guess good for the Bills because they're actually doing well now. 568 00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:32.240 Yeah, they haven't been a good team in like twenty 569 00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:35.079 five years. Yeah, I mean, it's just like there's just like. 570 00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:38.519 Some teams that are always like the shunned cousin. 571 00:26:38.359 --> 00:26:38.920 The number two. 572 00:26:39.079 --> 00:26:41.599 Yeah, and I'm like, all right, the punching bag tried 573 00:26:41.839 --> 00:26:44.880 Clippers for a while, Slippers tenders for a long time, 574 00:26:44.920 --> 00:26:46.240 but they could just never get over the hump. 575 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:48.160 And then that was that was that was what you called. 576 00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:50.559 That was Golden State for a while too. Yeah they 577 00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:52.519 were they were for a while Golden State to go 578 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:57.160 or fucking they ruined basketball. They ruined basketball actually, but 579 00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:00.279 it's like, hey, you know it's not their Stephen Clay, Yeah, everyone, 580 00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:04.559 I love Splash. That's that's me because I'm short as 581 00:27:04.599 --> 00:27:09.920 fuck pussy. He's like, oh man, I hate I'm trying 582 00:27:09.960 --> 00:27:14.400 to care. I hate fun. It's like about a green 583 00:27:14.480 --> 00:27:15.319 robot and a blue bitch. 584 00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:17.599 Spen of Sports. 585 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:19.200 Spen of Sports. 586 00:27:20.039 --> 00:27:21.559 By the way, my argument is like, if you killed people, 587 00:27:21.559 --> 00:27:27.440 you might be saying to media, says, Hey, Dennison's of 588 00:27:27.480 --> 00:27:31.160 the f slur capital of the world. Remember, yeah, we 589 00:27:31.279 --> 00:27:34.319 talked about this in the last episode long post and 590 00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:36.519 not a question but fun fact about the guy who 591 00:27:36.640 --> 00:27:39.880 hit the home run during that hot mic video. Nick 592 00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:43.599 Castellanos has a history of hitting home runs at comically 593 00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:44.759 hilarious moments. 594 00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:46.920 They consist of during the. 595 00:27:46.920 --> 00:27:49.920 Apology for the home four wick slur during the on 596 00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:52.880 air eulogizing of a World War Two veteran who died 597 00:27:52.920 --> 00:27:56.920 two days before, during the discussion of a d y 598 00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:01.319 committed by one of the coaches for the Phillies during 599 00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:04.839 a tribute to fallen service members. There's a lot of 600 00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:09.119 veteran related He's a killer. While the sportscasters were talking 601 00:28:09.160 --> 00:28:13.599 about a Phillies coach who suffered a stroke, let's going 602 00:28:13.640 --> 00:28:14.400 out with the Phillies. 603 00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:16.359 Somebody's poisoning. 604 00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:18.200 What are the Phillies? 605 00:28:18.599 --> 00:28:22.000 Is that Philadelphia? Really? Yeah? Duh? 606 00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:26.559 The New York New Yorkers basically is like the teams. 607 00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:30.960 Yeah, what'd you say, Boers? Yeah, but those are pants though, 608 00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:33.119 But that's a New York that was a New York thing. 609 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:36.759 No, No, you're thinking of or of a Redden Backer. 610 00:28:36.839 --> 00:28:39.039 The popcorn or the or the New York Mets. 611 00:28:41.359 --> 00:28:49.240 Berry fucking little war that niggas sounds crazy. Now his 612 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:51.920 voice is distract. 613 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:57.400 He's talking about a little way he put he's literally 614 00:28:57.440 --> 00:28:59.200 something like that. He strings to the other sentences that 615 00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:01.880 are still coherent to and this is but his voice 616 00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:03.839 is destroyed. 617 00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:10.240 I lot to help Jamrand. Is that him? Yeah, he 618 00:29:10.359 --> 00:29:11.039 just he talks like that. 619 00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:13.680 And I was like, oh my god, he's like somebody 620 00:29:13.720 --> 00:29:15.640 slowed him down. He's not quite worse when he was 621 00:29:15.720 --> 00:29:18.559 in that one laughing segment. But he's good, like he's 622 00:29:18.599 --> 00:29:22.720 still coherent. But it's so slow and fry. He's used 623 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:25.720 so much Lean it's I hate him. I hate I 624 00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:29.200 hate how much he's used and he's still fine. 625 00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:30.359 He needs a trans. 626 00:29:31.759 --> 00:29:31.880 Die. 627 00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:34.240 If you had a blood transfusion, probably like half Lean 628 00:29:34.319 --> 00:29:37.440 right now, if you gave if somebody, if you gave 629 00:29:37.559 --> 00:29:39.559 somebody his blood, they would turn into Grimace. 630 00:29:41.720 --> 00:29:51.079 They could instantly become Grimmism. It's crazy. There's more than 631 00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:54.680 that hat to be that guy. So while the sports 632 00:29:54.720 --> 00:29:57.039 casters were talking about a Phillies coach except for a stroke. 633 00:29:56.880 --> 00:30:00.880 A walk off a walk off game, walk off, game 634 00:30:00.960 --> 00:30:04.000 winning hit on the day baseball legend Willie Mays died 635 00:30:05.279 --> 00:30:07.240 against the team he played for, Epic. 636 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:10.079 That's crazy. That's as insult injury. 637 00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:15.039 Two hours before, two hours before Trump got shot, that's crazy, 638 00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:18.119 two hours after Biden dropped out of the twenty twenty 639 00:30:18.160 --> 00:30:18.599 four election. 640 00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.519 And finally a home run on nine to eleven. That's awesome. 641 00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:26.960 I like how that was the last one. He's a killer, bro. 642 00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:29.640 This man's a real life Harbinger and it's incredible. 643 00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:31.640 Yeah, that is weird. That's weird. 644 00:30:31.960 --> 00:30:34.640 It makes me think of how many people have weird 645 00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:38.279 stats like that or is this just really rare? 646 00:30:38.599 --> 00:30:41.880 You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I feel like 647 00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:43.599 there are some people to have some like some names 648 00:30:43.640 --> 00:30:45.319 on the board like I've done. I've done some. 649 00:30:45.640 --> 00:30:47.559 Because there's a video of a guy that like that 650 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:50.160 took a picture during nine to eleven, Like he took 651 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:50.440 a picture. 652 00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:51.839 He was like out there, out the right time. He 653 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:52.640 was like taking a picture. 654 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:55.160 Yes, And then there's another picture of him looking at 655 00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:57.680 the building calling I'm just gonna take another one. It's 656 00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:59.200 him smiling again, and it's. 657 00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:03.279 Like real though I don't you know what I mean. 658 00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:06.240 It looks the quality to be actually real, But it 659 00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:13.000 could be. I don't know if I believe that now, Chad, 660 00:31:13.240 --> 00:31:18.559 b b b b oh, some pay for that or something. 661 00:31:19.119 --> 00:31:22.759 I guess I don't know. I ain't doing that very stupid. 662 00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:26.279 When will When will all the dumb people be gone? 663 00:31:27.039 --> 00:31:29.640 And Google be like, hey, bro, what would what the 664 00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:33.640 fun what would Chad? What did you say? Again? When 665 00:31:33.680 --> 00:31:36.200 will all the dumb people finally be gone? When all 666 00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:39.759 the dumb people so actually finally or just the the one, 667 00:31:39.799 --> 00:31:45.319 the one, it's funny? When will the dumb people be gone? 668 00:31:50.759 --> 00:31:51.599 Let's see what it says? 669 00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:56.440 It's a fair question to ask when you're frustrated with 670 00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.880 ignorance or poor decision making, But the reality is dumb 671 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.519 is often a loaded or overly simplistic way to describe 672 00:32:02.559 --> 00:32:03.480 complex human behaves. 673 00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:10.039 Shut up, what a dumb robot? Shott a free app? Yeah, 674 00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:11.279 I've never downloaded it. 675 00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:13.200 Yeah, you can pay for a version of it that 676 00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.599 does more stuff, like say, if you want to render 677 00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:18.240 a bunch of shit or whatever like uh that. 678 00:32:18.359 --> 00:32:20.599 Aar or whatever? Yeah I don't care about that show. Yeah, 679 00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:22.319 you have to like pay for it or something like that. 680 00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:28.279 Chat TBT, Why might we be so big? So big? Actually? 681 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:30.480 It actually could give you a good answer to Actually, 682 00:32:30.559 --> 00:32:30.960 I wanted to. 683 00:32:31.519 --> 00:32:34.039 I wanted to mention this big just because it's so ridiculous. Yeah, 684 00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:40.359 so HBO Max rebranded back to HBO Max again. 685 00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:41.960 Nice. 686 00:32:42.119 --> 00:32:44.680 They changed it to Max years ago for like I 687 00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:48.559 think three years with something like that. Yeah, they do 688 00:32:48.680 --> 00:32:54.200 it like we're Max now, you know, because HBO. Why 689 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:56.279 would we want to be attached to HBO. It's got 690 00:32:56.319 --> 00:32:57.920 a pedigree for success. 691 00:32:57.720 --> 00:32:59.000 The thing that everybody knows. 692 00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:01.839 Yeah, they think that everybody as a sterling reputation. 693 00:33:03.519 --> 00:33:03.880 Fuck that. 694 00:33:04.640 --> 00:33:06.519 Everybody was like, why are you doing that? And so 695 00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:10.160 they changed it back. The thing that frustrates me about 696 00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:12.319 this is that you know, some dude at like a 697 00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:14.839 marketing firm or like some dude at the company I 698 00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:19.000 paid a lot of money for suggesting this and then 699 00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.519 going through with it, right, and now it's back and 700 00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:24.720 now he's got six houses probably yeah, for making a 701 00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:26.759 decision that it didn't make sense of the first place. 702 00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:27.960 Yeah, that's all. 703 00:33:28.440 --> 00:33:31.759 Yeah, it's it pisses me off because I I so 704 00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:34.039 desperately would love a job like that where you just 705 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:36.680 do almost nothing and then you remember, oh fuck, we 706 00:33:36.759 --> 00:33:38.759 have our quarterly meeting. I got to come up with something, 707 00:33:39.160 --> 00:33:40.880 and then this dumb piece of sh it was just like, oh, 708 00:33:41.519 --> 00:33:43.160 you know, I think we'll get a significant bump if 709 00:33:43.200 --> 00:33:45.480 we rebrand with the HBO Max. 710 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:48.599 And then some asshole was just that's brilliant. 711 00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:52.680 Get the spent a raise, Like all right, let's go 712 00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:58.720 to the child hooker fucking lounge or something, you know, like, yeah, 713 00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:01.960 it was a childhood fucking CEOs and CEOs and all 714 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:05.319 those fucking board member people. Yeah, oh, let's go to 715 00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:08.079 the children cauldron section where we can cook and eat 716 00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:11.280 them and stuff. Yeah, and I'm just like, I mean, 717 00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:12.599 I don't want to do that, but I do want 718 00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:13.079 the salary. 719 00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:16.239 Every fortune five hundred company does have a children cauldron 720 00:34:16.719 --> 00:34:19.559 I located in their headquarters. It's a big It's an empty, big, 721 00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:21.519 empty gymnasium with the cauldron in the middle of it. 722 00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:24.480 Push kids into it like empty, I would have been 723 00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:26.960 they're pushing kids into that, like like Batman pushes jokers 724 00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:27.480 into vats. 725 00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:29.400 Yeah, joke. 726 00:34:30.239 --> 00:34:32.960 I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest, It's it's weird now. 727 00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:33.719 It's it's so weird. 728 00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:38.000 I mean, there's that Brahemian grove thing is so fucking weird. 729 00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:39.079 What's the Behamian Growth thing. 730 00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:42.280 It's like some camp that's close by San Francisco. Every year, 731 00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:46.639 the most rich and powerful men, exclusively men, meet up 732 00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.400 in this camp and then they worship a giant owl 733 00:34:51.039 --> 00:34:53.880 called pollock, and it is called they do with a 734 00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:56.840 ritual called the Cremation of Care where they're purging all 735 00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:58.039 of their cares. 736 00:34:57.800 --> 00:34:58.800 And stress and stuff. 737 00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.039 So they go there to lax and fuck each other 738 00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:04.400 and then they burn a human effigy that is Care. 739 00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.039 It's a real thing. People sneak in every once in 740 00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:09.880 a while and then they capture footage of it. And Uh, 741 00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.079 the funny thing is we know about this because of 742 00:35:12.119 --> 00:35:14.440 Alex Jones. He was one of the first people to 743 00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:16.920 sneak in a long time ago. And it is a 744 00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:17.360 real thing. 745 00:35:18.559 --> 00:35:18.800 Yeah. 746 00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:23.800 And there's a great fucking clip of Richard Nixon talking 747 00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:26.559 about the Bohemian Grove and he's like, I'm not going 748 00:35:26.599 --> 00:35:29.280 to that faggy event or something. He uses the word faggy, 749 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:31.800 and I was just like that. I love that, yeah, 750 00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:32.920 because he was like, it's. 751 00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:33.920 A bunch of queers or something. 752 00:35:34.960 --> 00:35:37.159 It's a bunch of fucking rich and powerfuloge fucking each other, 753 00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:40.639 dressing up in like uh uh cloaks and stuff like 754 00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:45.719 literally they're doing crazy, like what what Christians say satanic. 755 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:47.920 I don't know if they're actually religious, but they're doing 756 00:35:48.519 --> 00:35:51.760 paganistic weird shit and clearly fucking each other. 757 00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:52.920 Sure, yeah, of course. 758 00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:56.400 And so when I say like, I wouldn't be weirded 759 00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:58.400 out by I mean not weird. That's the wrong thing 760 00:35:58.480 --> 00:35:58.719 to say. 761 00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:01.960 I wouldn't be surprised these seat fortune five hundred people 762 00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:04.519 or board members had some child culture and things where 763 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:08.199 they're actually cooking kids. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, 764 00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:10.639 it doesn't. It doesn't not check out. 765 00:36:10.960 --> 00:36:13.280 You mean you mean to go you mean to go 766 00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:15.800 just to camp. You're like, you just recently became a millionaire. 767 00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:17.039 You're like, I came in with some money. I'm gonna 768 00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:18.599 go to some camp. And it's like, hey, we're gonna 769 00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:21.559 do the fucking six pm butt fucking You're down and you're. 770 00:36:21.400 --> 00:36:24.360 Like, yeah, of course. 771 00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:27.559 And it's a little brochure it says six pm butt 772 00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:32.599 fucking You're like, what it's The event is called six 773 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:33.880 pm butt butt fucking. 774 00:36:33.920 --> 00:36:37.559 It starts at seven. I wonder how many people me 775 00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:41.360 just talking about the Behamian Grove, how many people just 776 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.280 heard this for the first time and they think I'm insane. 777 00:36:43.400 --> 00:36:46.280 I genuinely, I've never heard about it sincerely. 778 00:36:46.519 --> 00:36:49.280 It's it's it's it is a maybe I have, but. 779 00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:52.159 It's like my my ears like glaze over kind of 780 00:36:52.159 --> 00:36:54.159 whenever here, like because I'm just like, because even if 781 00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:57.079 it isn't like okay, fine, well what does. 782 00:36:56.960 --> 00:36:59.159 It matter to me? I wish I wish that wasn't 783 00:36:59.239 --> 00:37:03.920 the response, But it's it is so desensitized to where, 784 00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:05.559 like I said, a lot of people learning about it 785 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:07.199 and once they confirm it because they can look up 786 00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:08.280 all the stuff and images. 787 00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:10.800 What if you told me that, like the effigy came alive, 788 00:37:12.159 --> 00:37:14.039 you know, then I would I would start paying. 789 00:37:14.519 --> 00:37:16.119 I would have talked about this a long time. I 790 00:37:17.000 --> 00:37:21.000 would in fact, only be talking about this like they 791 00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:24.679 brought it sticks to life. We should we should start. 792 00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:27.800 A vlog channel where we we do. We do a 793 00:37:27.840 --> 00:37:30.559 vlog every day, right, yeah, and it's mostly about like 794 00:37:30.639 --> 00:37:32.480 our day to day. We like we start we cooked 795 00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:35.360 breakfast or you know, we record the show and then 796 00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:38.800 after the show we talk about Also, by the way, 797 00:37:40.119 --> 00:37:42.519 an effigy came to life at Bohemian Grove and it 798 00:37:42.639 --> 00:37:45.880 becomes like a little documentary or like a little video 799 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:46.920 essay about Bohemian Grove. 800 00:37:47.039 --> 00:37:49.960 Every day we talk about this. That's crazy. I'm in 801 00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:51.559 no matter what we're doing. If you go to Disney, 802 00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:57.920 if you and I go to Disney, uh snappy, right, the. 803 00:37:58.360 --> 00:38:01.440 Look like you look like, uh you ever see well 804 00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:06.800 you must have seen it, black dynamite, you've ever seen? 805 00:38:07.199 --> 00:38:10.039 Of course? I know it was like a liars Like. 806 00:38:11.920 --> 00:38:15.480 There's a when they because they're selling the forties, right, 807 00:38:15.599 --> 00:38:16.320 that are supposed to. 808 00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:21.000 Like uh you know control. Yeah, so like I've never 809 00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:23.360 seen they find out shut up. Well, they find out that, 810 00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:26.159 like you know, through all that stupid like conspiracy theory thing, 811 00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:28.119 like they find all the connections like we were doing 812 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:30.760 that way, they find out that the forties are shrinking. 813 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:32.119 Uh yeah. 814 00:38:32.400 --> 00:38:34.280 And then so they go to that one dude's house 815 00:38:34.800 --> 00:38:37.840 and the way he behaves when it's showing him, he's 816 00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:41.000 like they show they show as little ass dick and 817 00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:44.440 he's just so out of it, And I think I 818 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:49.199 cried because of like his the thought of your dick 819 00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:51.480 just shrinking, that's the worst thing that happened to you. 820 00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:56.400 But he's like essentially just God don't they go to China? 821 00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:59.639 They go to China. Trace it back further. That movie 822 00:38:59.719 --> 00:39:05.880 is so ridiculous. Man, he's the man. He's the man. 823 00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:11.960 But uh yeah, let's get some cloaks. I couldn't wear 824 00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:14.000 a cloak, you couldn't. I think we should do it. 825 00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:14.880 I could wear a cowl. 826 00:39:15.079 --> 00:39:19.679 I'm a cow guy. Have a like a Harry Potter robe? 827 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:23.039 Is it? 828 00:39:24.679 --> 00:39:31.840 No, just fucking lodges in your finger? No, it's from 829 00:39:31.920 --> 00:39:38.760 this yeah. Oh oh okay, yeah, okay, Yeah. 830 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:42.639 I was a kid, I had like a because you know, kids, 831 00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:45.159 I don't know, man, Like it's a certain family ever, 832 00:39:45.199 --> 00:39:48.320 don't at Christmas and Birthday some family members are like 833 00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:50.800 more in tune with what you like than what other 834 00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:51.400 people might be. 835 00:39:52.000 --> 00:39:57.440 Imagine raised by a grandmother, yeah, and so you know, yeah, 836 00:39:57.559 --> 00:39:59.159 and so Harry Potter is big at the time. 837 00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:02.119 He huge at the time, big with kids, and so 838 00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:04.039 like the assumption is like, oh, Chris likes Harry Potter 839 00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:05.239 and I did kind of. 840 00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:07.239 I'll come back to that, but. 841 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:08.760 Like I think I remember getting like a Harry Potter 842 00:40:08.840 --> 00:40:10.880 cloak in the row in a or like a robe 843 00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:11.440 kind of thing. 844 00:40:11.559 --> 00:40:13.159 Yeah, as like a gift. I remember being like, this 845 00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:15.800 is kind of a sick robe. It was kind of cool. 846 00:40:16.480 --> 00:40:18.840 It was a cloak, but I'm I'm so certain it 847 00:40:18.880 --> 00:40:22.239 was made of asbestos. Did you feel weird? 848 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:25.760 No, the texture of it was just very like I've 849 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:28.960 never I've never felt anything like it ever since it 850 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:34.960 was probably it was like, no, it was wrong, Like 851 00:40:35.039 --> 00:40:37.400 the outside texture of it was mega wrong. It was 852 00:40:37.400 --> 00:40:41.639 almost like you know, you know sometimes how you run 853 00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:44.639 your hands across furniture and then it'll like change the color. 854 00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:45.880 Yeah, it's like that. 855 00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:49.039 But if somehow that could like fuse that texture with 856 00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:54.039 like tall grass, if you can in your brain. This 857 00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.320 is very deep, but this is a conceptual nightmare. 858 00:40:56.400 --> 00:40:57.719 Sounds weird. I won if you could find it. 859 00:40:58.119 --> 00:40:59.760 Yeah, you can find that, and I'm sure I could 860 00:40:59.760 --> 00:41:00.679 probably buy it. 861 00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:07.239 Oh my god, I'm gonna. I'm gonna buy a jersey 862 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:09.480 of a dude named Noah. 863 00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:11.199 Nigga. 864 00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:15.719 He says, white boy, eighteen years old. He just got 865 00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:21.280 into uh uh, Philip, dude, it's Nigga, but with the 866 00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:23.119 K in the in the front. 867 00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:24.760 His real name is. 868 00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:32.719 But no, he's fucking white as white could be. I 869 00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:35.480 shout out to Jordan's I only of course he he 870 00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:38.519 sends me bullshit every fucking day, and then every once 871 00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:38.840 in a while. 872 00:41:38.840 --> 00:41:39.079 I don't. 873 00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:40.679 I don't to be people send me sh it all 874 00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:43.079 the time. I don't check it every day. Yeah I'll 875 00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:44.440 check it, Yeah, I'll check it. So I looked in 876 00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:45.920 and see. I was like, I'll ever see what bullshit 877 00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:49.519 Jordan's sending me. And then it's a jersey signed by 878 00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:53.280 the dude himself, and and then someone's like a honey, 879 00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:54.679 like get my purse. You know, it's like one of 880 00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:59.079 those memes, and I was like, damn, that's awesome. I 881 00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:03.519 now now there is there's a signed version, only one 882 00:42:03.559 --> 00:42:06.400 I can find so far, for one hundred and ninety 883 00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:09.800 one dollars, and I can't justify getting it, but I 884 00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:12.360 can get one of his. Because they all have nils 885 00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:15.159 now the name, image, image and likeness, they can finally 886 00:42:15.199 --> 00:42:17.960 make money off of themselves. So on the website that 887 00:42:18.000 --> 00:42:19.960 they partner with Warred, most of the proceeds goes to 888 00:42:20.039 --> 00:42:22.719 him if you buy I'm thinking of buying them the 889 00:42:22.800 --> 00:42:26.199 jerseys because it is one hundred dollars, but then there's 890 00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:29.000 also a crew neck for like fifty eight dollars, so 891 00:42:29.320 --> 00:42:29.760 I'm more. 892 00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:30.639 I was like juggling. 893 00:42:31.000 --> 00:42:32.920 I don't know if I could justify a hundred dollars 894 00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:35.840 thing of a jersey that since Nick on it. But 895 00:42:36.000 --> 00:42:40.159 it looks fucking awesome. I've never seen I just don't know. 896 00:42:40.360 --> 00:42:42.239 Apparently this went viral last year when he was in 897 00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:44.000 high school, but I just found out. 898 00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:47.119 About it because Jordan's so yeah. I constantly it looks amazing. 899 00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:49.320 I think about like jerseys and like, how many am 900 00:42:49.320 --> 00:42:50.679 I bought when I was younger. I didn't buy a 901 00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:51.880 crazy amount, but I had a few of them, and 902 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:53.599 I'm like, these are such a huge waste of money. 903 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:56.320 Why did I ever buy these jerseys? 904 00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.320 I mean, if this is a shirt with another guy's 905 00:42:58.400 --> 00:43:01.440 name on it, but like, if you like support the team, 906 00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:05.280 support anything, well, okay, then I guess then that I 907 00:43:05.360 --> 00:43:08.760 had fucking Mets jerseys. I had fucking Piazza and jersey. 908 00:43:08.800 --> 00:43:10.320 I was like, why the fun? I didn't care about it. 909 00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:13.239 I don't like it. I don't even like baseball. I 910 00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.000 thought you I thought you just said you liked it 911 00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:17.320 because you're Puerto Rican. No I played it because I'm 912 00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:19.599 Puerto Rican. I didn't like it. You don't remember me 913 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:21.440 complaining about how bad I was at it. I was 914 00:43:21.519 --> 00:43:23.360 forced to play. Yeah, I do. I just I don't know. 915 00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:26.760 I thought I hated baseball. I don't mind going. Did 916 00:43:26.800 --> 00:43:28.840 you watch it? Because I thought, of course, that's what 917 00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:34.480 I mean, not my choice. Alright, fair, you didn't watch 918 00:43:34.599 --> 00:43:38.320 anything on your like you watched your sister's fucking lady shows. 919 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:40.079 He had no autonomy at all. 920 00:43:40.440 --> 00:43:42.119 I didn't. I didn't talk. I out a TV in 921 00:43:42.159 --> 00:43:44.559 my room. And then we moved upstate. I was like, 922 00:43:44.559 --> 00:43:46.960 I'm gonna go outside. I have I'm safe outside. I'm 923 00:43:46.960 --> 00:43:49.800 gonna outside. I'm watching TV. He fell outside. It wasn't 924 00:43:49.800 --> 00:43:52.000 really bad that bad where you lived before the Grand 925 00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.039 Congress when I was going to posing great, I was 926 00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:55.840 outside all the time. But it wasn't great. It was not. 927 00:43:56.840 --> 00:43:58.519 It wasn't it's I think that's the best part of 928 00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:00.440 the Bronx, I would say, though, okay, and then that 929 00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:02.000 was the part of the Bronx to live at. 930 00:44:02.280 --> 00:44:03.760 And the best part of the Ronce to live in 931 00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:07.360 his outside of the Bronx where you could see it. 932 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:10.400 I think like, I think, like, well, not a good 933 00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:10.960 party with that. 934 00:44:10.960 --> 00:44:15.119 Beautiful Bronx skyline. Everybody talks about you guys. 935 00:44:15.480 --> 00:44:17.719 Rumble in the Bronx of course with Jackie. Yeah, what 936 00:44:17.760 --> 00:44:19.440 do you think of that movie? I think there was 937 00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:20.679 good representation of New York. 938 00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:22.239 Yeah it was. I think they filmed it in Toronto 939 00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:26.480 is what I think very likely. They probably, especially around 940 00:44:26.480 --> 00:44:28.719 that time, Toronto was desperate for anything. 941 00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:31.679 Yeah, Jackie Box was dangerous as it still is. 942 00:44:32.519 --> 00:44:34.679 Jackie would have died. Somebody would have shot would have 943 00:44:34.760 --> 00:44:36.480 just shot him because they were he was walking too 944 00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:38.679 fast the mars. Somebody would have shot him in his chest. 945 00:44:38.760 --> 00:44:47.360 You'd been like, he's walking calmly down, calmly slowly down 946 00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:49.280 the street, and some guy's. 947 00:44:49.079 --> 00:44:55.960 Like, wow, he's too fast, he's too unloads. It's a 948 00:44:56.079 --> 00:44:59.079 gun that's like ten feet long and it's a muscle. 949 00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:03.840 I love that idea, the little pistol with the fourteen 950 00:45:03.960 --> 00:45:04.599 foot barrel. 951 00:45:06.119 --> 00:45:09.679 It goes across the entire in the trigger, you hear 952 00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:13.159 the bang, you hear the fucking the fucking thing you 953 00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:14.559 hammer hit, and you're like. 954 00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:19.079 Ah, because it's pacing up and down. 955 00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:24.280 Oh my god, very I want to get a gun 956 00:45:24.400 --> 00:45:28.239 has a loop like one of the silly straws. A 957 00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:33.960 silly gun. Silly gun will be both of those braids. 958 00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:39.079 It's fucking bam and somehow it helps with the velocity. 959 00:45:40.079 --> 00:45:42.719 Remember Wanted came out? Yeah, like. 960 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:46.840 Angelia and Joe that that was a fun movie. You 961 00:45:46.880 --> 00:45:49.000 know what's fun about that movie? They had a game 962 00:45:49.079 --> 00:45:49.840 that was kind of cool. 963 00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:51.440 Yes, I remember the game. 964 00:45:51.679 --> 00:45:53.199 Yeah, it was kind of sick. 965 00:45:53.280 --> 00:45:54.000 I'm hearing about it. 966 00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:57.360 It's a it's not a good video game by today's 967 00:45:57.400 --> 00:45:59.719 It's not like Got a War nothing, but like it 968 00:45:59.800 --> 00:46:00.760 was a fun little game. 969 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:03.320 Like I played the demo G four a lot. I 970 00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:06.679 had that girl, remember the girl from G four with 971 00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:08.320 the big cities, Olivia? 972 00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:11.559 Olivia Mon there you go. She married John mullaney and 973 00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:14.360 that crazy that's actually true. 974 00:46:15.000 --> 00:46:19.360 Why what what do you mean? Whybody married that nigga? 975 00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:22.880 I'm just saying a funny, well meaning guy. He's an addict. 976 00:46:23.079 --> 00:46:26.639 Yea, Well, who is he was? Oh he's clean. I 977 00:46:26.719 --> 00:46:30.280 think he is obious. I believe it. He was boring. 978 00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:35.239 He's boring. Now he's clean. I can was what was 979 00:46:35.280 --> 00:46:40.320 his vice? Everything? Really was a mass effect? Three? She 980 00:46:40.599 --> 00:46:45.159 was yeah, next man? Also, what'st some movies? Apocalypse? 981 00:46:47.880 --> 00:46:48.039 Right? 982 00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:51.679 I remember I remember my hand being busy. I wasn't. 983 00:46:51.760 --> 00:46:55.000 I was fucking disgusted the movies It was terrible, dude, 984 00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:57.519 and they didn't finish it either. It like it was 985 00:46:57.559 --> 00:47:02.239 the effects were. Do you remember how bad the effects were, especially. 986 00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:02.440 Towards the end. 987 00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:05.880 Yeah, with freaking Pietro fucking running around and having a 988 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:10.400 long head. Dude, it was I was fucking flapped as 989 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:11.440 Isaac so vile. 990 00:47:11.519 --> 00:47:13.960 I was so mad. When did we get here? 991 00:47:14.000 --> 00:47:14.039 What? 992 00:47:14.360 --> 00:47:15.320 What the Olivia? 993 00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:22.079 Why why did she because something about remember she talking 994 00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:24.000 about she was like she was like finger blasting herself. 995 00:47:24.000 --> 00:47:25.679 We'll talking about Wanted. I didn't want to lose. I 996 00:47:25.679 --> 00:47:29.199 didn't want to lose. Wanted in my head was transfixed. 997 00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:36.519 You played that game, I remember from what I remember 998 00:47:36.559 --> 00:47:44.000 from four and frame proved the bullet duet every infant. 999 00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:46.800 I remember the game was really it was kind of 1000 00:47:46.800 --> 00:47:48.639 cool because it was like a normal third person shooter, 1001 00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.280 but then like you'd build I think you'd like build 1002 00:47:50.360 --> 00:47:51.840 up a meter where you could curve the bullet. And 1003 00:47:51.840 --> 00:47:54.079 the way that it was like represented was so sick 1004 00:47:54.480 --> 00:47:57.239 because it was like you would hold like I think 1005 00:47:57.280 --> 00:47:59.079 the bumper and then it would give you like kind 1006 00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:00.719 of like the art almost like a grenade arc, but 1007 00:48:00.760 --> 00:48:04.480 it would automatically lock on to like the character you 1008 00:48:04.519 --> 00:48:06.400 would choose how to curve it, and if you got 1009 00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:08.840 it like right in a certain way, it would like 1010 00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:12.440 follow the bullet and it would usually go down into 1011 00:48:12.519 --> 00:48:14.599 the top of people's heads and then they would just 1012 00:48:14.679 --> 00:48:16.039 collapse and explode. 1013 00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:17.320 It's cool. 1014 00:48:17.960 --> 00:48:21.079 It's probably like really mechanically bare bones, and really it 1015 00:48:21.119 --> 00:48:23.039 probably wouldn't hold up for like an whole like seven 1016 00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:26.079 hour experience or whatever, but it was pretty fun. 1017 00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:32.679 Remembered. Julie kills everyone and kills herself. Do you remember that. 1018 00:48:36.239 --> 00:48:39.880 The bullet in she wips the bullet, It kills everybody 1019 00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:43.400 and it kills herself too, because like when they find 1020 00:48:43.440 --> 00:48:46.679 out the whole master plan, like, oh, we're we're manipulating 1021 00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:50.159 things to be in their favor and not like and 1022 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:52.000 then she was like, oh, we shouldn't be here. 1023 00:48:53.719 --> 00:48:56.480 So funny, so unreasonable. 1024 00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:01.400 The scene leading up to that due when when mcavie 1025 00:49:01.719 --> 00:49:06.400 whatever is running through the place, sick fucking scene that's 1026 00:49:06.480 --> 00:49:08.679 actually like a really good action scene. Like people talk 1027 00:49:08.719 --> 00:49:10.960 about like Kingsman and then the church and stuff, and 1028 00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:13.280 don't discount fucking that wanted scene. 1029 00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:13.679 It's good. 1030 00:49:13.800 --> 00:49:14.800 It's it's just people. 1031 00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:18.119 It's such a joke of a movie, you know, dude 1032 00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:20.960 that I was laughing, like Jumper or something. 1033 00:49:21.079 --> 00:49:21.239 You know. 1034 00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:23.000 That movie was fun, but yeah, I get it. It 1035 00:49:23.119 --> 00:49:26.800 was like that that era. Yeah, the guy Hayden Here's 1036 00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:30.400 and Samuel Jackson actually both of them. Oh yeah, Jumping fool. 1037 00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.480 He Jumper, Yeah, he teleports around. It was a game 1038 00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:35.000 about that too. 1039 00:49:35.079 --> 00:49:38.119 I think I probably remember remember pushri Evans when he 1040 00:49:38.239 --> 00:49:39.840 has but he was terrible at it. 1041 00:49:40.360 --> 00:49:42.039 No, I don't remember that at all. I remember Push. 1042 00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:44.360 They were just making movies like with one word names 1043 00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.079 like Jumper, Push, Looper. 1044 00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:50.920 Yeah, I don't. I kind of like Looper a little bit. 1045 00:49:50.960 --> 00:49:53.920 I never saw Looper, that's what That's the time one, right, Yeah, 1046 00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:56.079 with the guy from Third Bock from the Sun. I 1047 00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:57.199 can't remember his name, John. 1048 00:50:00.079 --> 00:50:04.679 French Stewart. These are all people from He's a guy 1049 00:50:04.760 --> 00:50:07.679 from Don John Don John. 1050 00:50:07.480 --> 00:50:09.599 Litko would have been awesome. I can't remember the guy's name, 1051 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:13.280 but I think his named Jason Jason. 1052 00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:19.000 Jordan's Jason or John Sordan Gordon, Jordan Gordon Levit, Jordan Gordon, 1053 00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:20.920 John Gordon Levit, j. 1054 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:27.840 Jason Jordan Gordon Jordan Levitt is the definitely Gordon Levit. 1055 00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:33.199 John Lovett, yeah something, John Levitt. Hello, Hello, I'm a 1056 00:50:33.239 --> 00:50:38.840 little bit oh it was it was a noose Wills? 1057 00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:51.320 Did you just say noos wi? That is there something 1058 00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:57.840 about that? I will, hey, Blackie, come here. Will literally 1059 00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:02.039 remember that one movie was with Samuel Jackson. 1060 00:51:02.079 --> 00:51:03.639 What he had to what you call he had the 1061 00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:06.639 he had like, uh, a punch of nigga shirt on 1062 00:51:06.760 --> 00:51:09.199 usthing like that and was like, hey, you gotta take 1063 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:09.599 that off. 1064 00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:12.360 He had to sign on. It was I don't know 1065 00:51:12.400 --> 00:51:14.679 what movie that is, but he has that like that sign. Yeah, 1066 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:16.239 He's like, hey man, look. 1067 00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:19.599 Willis's good stuff. 1068 00:51:19.800 --> 00:51:21.760 There's a lot of good names in this episode. Just 1069 00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:28.719 wasn't French Steward? John what the stop talking? Jason? Gordon Levit? Jason? 1070 00:51:29.599 --> 00:51:32.639 Is that? I think it's Jason looking up? Look it up? 1071 00:51:32.760 --> 00:51:35.480 Look at Gordon. They gave him a prosthetic chin to 1072 00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:36.119 look more like Bruce. 1073 00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:41.679 Willis the condition he's in right now, so sad because 1074 00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:47.840 he's all like dementor. Joseph Joseph Joseph Gordon Levitt. I 1075 00:51:47.880 --> 00:51:49.440 read something he was the kid and throw walk from 1076 00:51:49.480 --> 00:51:49.760 the Sun. 1077 00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:54.000 I don't show was that him? Yeah he looks so 1078 00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:56.719 like he looks so weird. 1079 00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:58.039 Those are the people I think of when I think 1080 00:51:58.079 --> 00:52:00.079 of walking, I think if I think John, look on 1081 00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:00.679 French Stewart. 1082 00:52:00.719 --> 00:52:01.719 He's such a great actor. 1083 00:52:01.840 --> 00:52:05.239 I don't understand why he didn't get like more iconic roles. 1084 00:52:06.320 --> 00:52:12.159 Yeah, French Steward too. Yeah, yeah, definitely where he literally 1085 00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:13.679 can't see it like. 1086 00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:17.199 He is. 1087 00:52:17.280 --> 00:52:20.760 He just he's the only one that couldn't properly assimilate. 1088 00:52:20.840 --> 00:52:24.079 I guess that John Lovitz fucking depression. Really there was 1089 00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:25.599 like way better than I thought I was gonna be. 1090 00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:30.559 I like that guy. I'mp I like him. He's a 1091 00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:32.599 little sassy motherfucker. He's actually good at riffing. 1092 00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:39.800 We're curving bullets when I see him like like roasting people. 1093 00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:40.440 He's pretty good. 1094 00:52:40.559 --> 00:52:43.599 Yeah. It's his voice that I think adds to it too. 1095 00:52:44.280 --> 00:52:47.920 He sounds he sounds like a show to sound. He 1096 00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:49.119 sounds like a cartoon character. 1097 00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:53.800 It's like Nathan Lane. There's another one of those, uh 1098 00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:57.079 timone from line King. But he did the Producers with 1099 00:52:57.320 --> 00:52:59.559 Michael Broderick, and he's done a bunch of ship but 1100 00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:00.719 he sound on. 1101 00:53:01.000 --> 00:53:05.440 Yeah, I was thinking Cane. That's his Dean Kane again, 1102 00:53:05.519 --> 00:53:08.559 the guy that played Superman. It is I thought he 1103 00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:09.679 was a dean at a school. 1104 00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:10.559 Are you stupid? 1105 00:53:10.800 --> 00:53:14.159 His name was I thought it was title Caane and 1106 00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:18.760 made it Dean. I thought his title was No, his 1107 00:53:18.920 --> 00:53:21.440 name is Dean Kane. What are what are the plans 1108 00:53:21.440 --> 00:53:24.239 for this semester? It's just a Caine sitting on a I. 1109 00:53:24.320 --> 00:53:28.199 Remember you guys remember the movie where it was like 1110 00:53:28.960 --> 00:53:29.840 reduended of Nerds? 1111 00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:33.519 Yeah, attacking the nerds what it's called watched watching that 1112 00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:35.239 movie has a really wild team where he like this 1113 00:53:35.559 --> 00:53:37.440 was another person and some guy's grow up. I heard 1114 00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:39.280 about that and then she's like, how did you get 1115 00:53:39.320 --> 00:53:40.960 so good at that? And he's like, yo, I'm a nerd. 1116 00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:45.760 It's kind of I think. I remember seeing that scene 1117 00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:47.840 when I was like nine. I was like, I don't 1118 00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:48.639 think that's okay. 1119 00:53:48.800 --> 00:53:52.880 Even then, I was like, even at nine, that's kind 1120 00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:55.159 of crazy because like at that age I probably wouldn't 1121 00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:56.119 have been you were somewhere. 1122 00:53:55.840 --> 00:53:58.199 At nine, but at five you were eating sewage. 1123 00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:01.679 Yeah, I don't really. I didn't really radical seven through eight, 1124 00:54:03.280 --> 00:54:06.519 it's fair. They've been doing a lot turned on. 1125 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:10.079 I was like, WHOA, I don't know, Like I avoid 1126 00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:12.320 there's a lot of movies like that where like they 1127 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:13.880 would be like, because I remember some movie. 1128 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:17.039 I don't know if it was like thirteen Candles, sixteen candles, 1129 00:54:18.039 --> 00:54:21.280 Porky's were the dude's sticking his dick through the whole 1130 00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:24.360 of the at the ski club, well whatever, there's just 1131 00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:27.480 like a locker room, right, and then like the coach 1132 00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:30.519 lady or whatever, she sees the dick and then fucking 1133 00:54:30.599 --> 00:54:31.119 grabs it. 1134 00:54:31.159 --> 00:54:33.519 And I was like I saw that when I was eighteen. 1135 00:54:33.599 --> 00:54:37.119 I'm like, this is fucked up in all scenarios. Not 1136 00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:38.960 only are you sticking your dick to the thing, and 1137 00:54:39.079 --> 00:54:42.199 then the fucking older lady grabs the dude's dick, And 1138 00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.639 I was like, hmmm, I think everybody's getting like fired, arrested. 1139 00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:49.119 There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of more ladies. 1140 00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:53.239 Eighties shit was crazy, Yeah, I mean even early two 1141 00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:56.039 thousands was kind of wild. Late nineties and early two 1142 00:54:56.039 --> 00:54:58.400 thousands I think about like I can't remember what the 1143 00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:00.079 fuck movie was called it, but it was like it 1144 00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:03.159 was Van Wilder esque, you know, like you're something like that. 1145 00:55:03.480 --> 00:55:05.000 Yeah, where do you remember the actors? 1146 00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:08.000 No, it's it's that kid. There's some guy, the young 1147 00:55:08.039 --> 00:55:09.599 guy who I felt like was in all of them. 1148 00:55:09.960 --> 00:55:14.679 But now they had like a I would know, but 1149 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.239 like it's I don't know. They invited some hot girl 1150 00:55:18.280 --> 00:55:20.639 into his room and he set up a webcam for 1151 00:55:20.760 --> 00:55:21.239 his friends. 1152 00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.800 Oh, was American Pie was one of a pie shannel? Elizabeth? 1153 00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:29.079 Yeah, Yo, those movies were, but it's just it's just 1154 00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:32.360 literally just like there's a lot of little literally just cry. 1155 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:35.360 I met up a webcam and so they can watch them. 1156 00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:38.159 Fuck and it was being broadcasted everywhere, right, and everybody 1157 00:55:38.239 --> 00:55:40.079 saw everybody saw it. So she was embarrassed and she 1158 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:42.159 moved back to Slovenia, where the fuck she was from. 1159 00:55:43.079 --> 00:55:45.360 Yeah, she was a European. Yeah, she was an exchange 1160 00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:48.679 student channel. Elizabeth, Like, it's so funny because you're watching 1161 00:55:48.760 --> 00:55:51.119 like this, uh like high school movie. But me as 1162 00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:52.199 like a young kid, I'm like. 1163 00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:57.119 That big in high school, like she She's just I 1164 00:55:57.199 --> 00:55:58.880 had no concept for what high school was when you 1165 00:55:58.960 --> 00:56:00.360 were much closer to the we were. 1166 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:02.440 We were a bit close than we were. So for me, 1167 00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:05.480 those movies came out when I was like, yeah, I 1168 00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:08.079 don't remember exactly when I maybe America came on. I 1169 00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:09.800 was like maybe like seven eight. 1170 00:56:09.800 --> 00:56:12.480 Did American Pie come out. I'm gonna say to that 1171 00:56:12.559 --> 00:56:16.960 it's gonna say some stupid ship like sorry. I cut 1172 00:56:17.039 --> 00:56:18.719 it out as it was about the next ninet nine. 1173 00:56:20.679 --> 00:56:21.280 I was five. 1174 00:56:23.039 --> 00:56:24.760 I thought I was gonna do some shit like uh, 1175 00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:28.480 the first instance, the first recorded instance of an American 1176 00:56:28.599 --> 00:56:30.719 pie was seventeen. 1177 00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.519 Yeah. The next night it was cranbarring. I forgot that 1178 00:56:35.599 --> 00:56:40.800 it was a yeah at that time. I just, you know, 1179 00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:46.000 obviously every media was any high school media was obviously 1180 00:56:46.119 --> 00:56:48.320 much older people. But it was just something about her 1181 00:56:48.440 --> 00:56:51.159 specifically that I was just like, Yeah, this is so 1182 00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:54.800 obviously not even like say some of the flash Thompson 1183 00:56:54.840 --> 00:56:57.159 and where It's like even even when I was a 1184 00:56:57.239 --> 00:56:59.440 kid and I wasn't sure exactly how high schoolers should 1185 00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:02.320 be looking, that was very clearly not. It's like I 1186 00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:04.039 remember being in high school. I remembering a senior. There 1187 00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:05.920 are some guys that look ancient. There are some guys 1188 00:57:05.960 --> 00:57:08.519 that are already balding. There was guys with big beards 1189 00:57:09.480 --> 00:57:12.840 in high school. Was traicly sucks right, big beer with 1190 00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:16.719 some grays. He's fucking I'm sixteen. I think I probably 1191 00:57:16.760 --> 00:57:18.559 showed you my friend I was fifteen years old that 1192 00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:21.719 had a fucking full on dwarf beard. Yeah, he's fifteen, 1193 00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.119 and so he would just buy beer and ship because 1194 00:57:24.239 --> 00:57:26.840 obviously everyone thought he was fucking like in his twenties. 1195 00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:27.639 That's crazy. 1196 00:57:27.719 --> 00:57:31.000 Yeah, he was ancient. Yeah, and he was like it's 1197 00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:32.639 funny I call him a dwarf, but literally he was 1198 00:57:32.679 --> 00:57:33.480 like five foot. 1199 00:57:33.360 --> 00:57:40.159 So that's why he probably he actually has him. Some 1200 00:57:40.239 --> 00:57:43.639 of his family's probably an actual fucking stone digging dwarf 1201 00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:44.920 and motherfucker. 1202 00:57:45.239 --> 00:57:46.800 I gotta I gotta show you this, dude, I haven't 1203 00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:48.679 showed you. I don't know, man, I think that I 1204 00:57:49.320 --> 00:57:51.440 have it. The nineties is a lot of house parties. 1205 00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:55.280 Why this is my favorite? This is my favorite? What 1206 00:57:55.400 --> 00:57:58.639 is that, diggie? Why are you showing me this? It's 1207 00:57:58.639 --> 00:58:00.840 because I was going to my favorite? But is that 1208 00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:04.920 Gordon Ramsey? Because Gordon Ramsey digging in squidwards ass showed. 1209 00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:05.840 That camera. 1210 00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:08.400 He's digging. 1211 00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:15.960 I'm that's so crazy. That doesn't even look like Gordon 1212 00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:16.920 Ramsey at that point. 1213 00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:21.880 Because he's going he's going ham right, dig He's a digger. 1214 00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:26.039 So I just don't know why it's my favorites. That's 1215 00:58:26.079 --> 00:58:27.519 the thing that waited me out. So are you looking 1216 00:58:27.559 --> 00:58:27.760 for you? 1217 00:58:28.039 --> 00:58:30.400 I was gonna show you my fifteen year old friend 1218 00:58:30.440 --> 00:58:32.039 because we took a picture together. 1219 00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:35.880 You see me, little little kids. And then there's this 1220 00:58:36.119 --> 00:58:42.400 dude with a piece of one fucking tally Ho. Tally 1221 00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:49.880 is disrespectful, tally O motherfucker. By the way, so this this, 1222 00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:51.960 this hat is MS paint. I'm sure you guys are 1223 00:58:52.000 --> 00:58:55.679 able to figure out there's an MS paint hat in here. 1224 00:58:55.719 --> 00:58:59.159 But like, so, yeah, guess what, guess which? What's the fucking. 1225 00:59:00.440 --> 00:59:00.480 That? 1226 00:59:00.599 --> 00:59:03.880 Nigga's fifteen years old? And that is actually crazy. 1227 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.199 He looks like somebody who is in allowed around. 1228 00:59:05.960 --> 00:59:11.159 Fifteen year old tally Ho, Nigga tally Ho. You kind 1229 00:59:11.159 --> 00:59:14.039 of can't see with the exposure on the on the yeah, 1230 00:59:14.079 --> 00:59:14.760 it's a little harder. 1231 00:59:14.840 --> 00:59:18.760 But also you know, him having a giant fucking beard 1232 00:59:18.800 --> 00:59:21.920 at fifteen years old is insane. I've never since then 1233 00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.079 or like, I never know one I knew how to 1234 00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:26.159 facial hair like that. 1235 00:59:26.239 --> 00:59:28.320 Yeah, that's crazy. At that age is insane. He was 1236 00:59:28.400 --> 00:59:30.639 fucking a freshman and he was like, hey, what's up, guys, 1237 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:32.920 He's dead, now, what's going on with him? The weird 1238 00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:35.679 thing is I think he's Benjamin Buttoning because he doesn't 1239 00:59:35.719 --> 00:59:38.440 look at he looks younger because he shaved his beard off. 1240 00:59:38.480 --> 00:59:40.599 He's a normal haircut and he has a kid, and 1241 00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:43.480 I was like, you look your age now instead of 1242 00:59:43.599 --> 00:59:46.320 fucking like you're forty seven. This is weird. They enjoined 1243 00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:49.719 Dices's crazy look so turning around. 1244 00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:55.440 Uh, certified seventeen Master of Loads, rode in drove loads. 1245 00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:56.280 That's pretty cool. 1246 00:59:56.599 --> 00:59:59.159 He's just a gauge, he says. Just a fun fact 1247 00:59:59.159 --> 01:00:02.000 about Pearl Jam. Back in the nineties, they released an 1248 01:00:02.039 --> 01:00:05.000 animated music video for Do the Evolution, which is directed 1249 01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:09.239 and animated by Kevin Altieri and Todd McFarlane, the same 1250 01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:11.920 guys he directed and created Batman, the animated series and Spawn. 1251 01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:14.559 I'm soon getting a tattoo of the pilot skull in 1252 01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:14.920 the video. 1253 01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:18.320 Wow, I didn't know that. Actually, how much as that cost? Yeah? 1254 01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:21.119 Right, Jesus fucking Christ's pretty cool. I don't know why 1255 01:00:21.119 --> 01:00:22.440 people a running him with fun facts, but. 1256 01:00:23.239 --> 01:00:25.079 That's pretty cool. It's a fun fact. For the fact. 1257 01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:30.159 Tom McFarlane, he's just a fucking weirdo. He's such a weird, huge. 1258 01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:32.880 Cunt, loudest fucking burrito you could possibly order, man. 1259 01:00:34.320 --> 01:00:42.119 At least put you whatever. I saw this one thing 1260 01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:44.159 that he did. And I imagine when you're. 1261 01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:47.119 In a movie and when you hear the quiet and 1262 01:00:47.159 --> 01:00:50.239 you're like, but you got like fucking nerds, Oh my god, 1263 01:00:50.280 --> 01:00:50.639 here we go. 1264 01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.360 Why not open it up before the movie starts. 1265 01:00:55.320 --> 01:00:56.920 What happens if you open it up and for some 1266 01:00:57.039 --> 01:01:00.199 reason all the nerds fall, and then it'll allow these 1267 01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:07.719 nerds and you're like, you keep hearing it the whole movie, like, dude, 1268 01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:08.400 what the fuck are you doing? 1269 01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:10.639 You're just pouring nerds. No, I spoke by one bag. 1270 01:01:11.079 --> 01:01:14.559 But they're active, they're real active nerds. Yeah, they're active. 1271 01:01:14.599 --> 01:01:16.119 They're labeled as activists. 1272 01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:21.480 They actually absorb kinetic energy and then displace it back 1273 01:01:21.639 --> 01:01:24.159 way too much. Always it's the same equivalent, so like 1274 01:01:24.199 --> 01:01:25.880 if it bounces, it'll continue to bounce. 1275 01:01:25.960 --> 01:01:27.440 NTIL say, happen if you hate them? 1276 01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:31.519 Bad things, very bad things, very bad things. 1277 01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:38.440 I saw Gustave and Luney and they were walking into 1278 01:01:38.639 --> 01:01:43.400 the monolith and I thought, ew, leave her alone. 1279 01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:45.280 She's not bothering anybody. 1280 01:01:48.639 --> 01:01:48.840 I was. 1281 01:01:49.320 --> 01:01:52.280 I was listening to that clip, was talking about like 1282 01:01:52.519 --> 01:01:53.880 solving the problem. 1283 01:01:57.239 --> 01:02:00.159 Like that. We're excited to talk about it more, by 1284 01:02:00.159 --> 01:02:03.960 the way, next next week. Yeah, I was. I was gonna. 1285 01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:07.760 I was gonna put the game away for a while start, 1286 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:10.960 you know, do some other ship. But yeah, I saw 1287 01:02:11.039 --> 01:02:13.840 those luney nude mods and I'm like, fuck damn. 1288 01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:18.039 It was like ship such a beautiful game with your 1289 01:02:18.159 --> 01:02:21.960 dune fucking dude, So I didn't even I was thinking, like, oh, oneer, 1290 01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:22.760 what kind of minds they have? 1291 01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:26.199 I legitimately didn't think anybody would have nude mods. 1292 01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:26.400 For the game. 1293 01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.760 That's insane for him, I mean, because that was the 1294 01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:30.480 first thing that I would have assumed exist. 1295 01:02:31.599 --> 01:02:33.119 Big Penish got in my life. 1296 01:02:33.480 --> 01:02:35.800 No, it's because of how respected the game is. And 1297 01:02:35.880 --> 01:02:37.559 it's not like it didn't seem like, oh, here's an 1298 01:02:37.599 --> 01:02:42.400 easy like type of uh ri e engine or fucking 1299 01:02:42.519 --> 01:02:45.519 like uh or something. It's gonna be easy. We're just 1300 01:02:45.519 --> 01:02:47.079 gonna slap some tits on here and stuff like that. 1301 01:02:47.719 --> 01:02:49.880 It didn't strike me as that type of game. So 1302 01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:53.440 there isn't a bunch, but there there's two, which lets 1303 01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:57.079 me know that it's probably not that simple because there isn't, like, say, 1304 01:02:57.119 --> 01:02:58.760 a plethora, but there is. 1305 01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:04.639 So when I by the time I checked it was right, characters, well, 1306 01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:08.800 it's they they don't allow. They don't allow. 1307 01:03:08.920 --> 01:03:09.639 I would imagine. 1308 01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:14.079 I've never seen personally. I'm sure there's some purpose that. 1309 01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:16.079 Yeah, I'm sure someone has. 1310 01:03:16.039 --> 01:03:18.159 And then they don't release it, right, they don't release. 1311 01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:22.760 Some boogie looking like they just don't. 1312 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:25.119 They're like, okay, cool, but they wouldn't put it out 1313 01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:27.280 there because then they'd be exposed immediately. 1314 01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:29.760 So I've never seen. Luckily, out of all the games 1315 01:03:29.800 --> 01:03:35.079 I've played, i've never seen a a illegal I guess. 1316 01:03:36.360 --> 01:03:38.280 Yeah, so I've never seen anything like that. So, but 1317 01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:41.480 so you in your game, I'm going to I just 1318 01:03:41.559 --> 01:03:43.360 have it. It's just queued up. It's just like I 1319 01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:44.920 have I have the window. 1320 01:03:44.800 --> 01:03:48.400 For like, god, damn it. You have the paintress h 1321 01:03:48.559 --> 01:03:55.440 cups if they dude, if they's she's raining, if it's raining, 1322 01:03:56.239 --> 01:04:02.960 if the paints skins tits like like okay, then that 1323 01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:14.400 because that's just hilarious, like ridiculous. Yeah, the tits put 1324 01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:19.039 I want fucking tits on renoir. He's fucking sick as fuck. 1325 01:04:19.880 --> 01:04:23.400 It's ridiculous. We're gonna do a clear obscure, uh spoiler 1326 01:04:23.480 --> 01:04:25.719 cast sometime in the next couple of weeks, so I 1327 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:26.360 get ready for that. 1328 01:04:26.480 --> 01:04:28.840 You'll see it in my tits look a. 1329 01:04:32.039 --> 01:04:34.920 Look at my tits fucking Andy Serkis man. 1330 01:04:35.320 --> 01:04:35.719 Yeah, it was. 1331 01:04:35.840 --> 01:04:37.559 I was like, I looked at I was planning him, 1332 01:04:37.559 --> 01:04:39.599 and I was like, is that Andy Serkis And I 1333 01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:41.320 couldn't quite tell for a while because I kind of 1334 01:04:41.360 --> 01:04:43.320 forget what he looks like because in my mind he's Gonem, 1335 01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:50.159 so like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he's sees her. Also, 1336 01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:53.400 he doesn't look like a gorilla most of the time. 1337 01:04:55.280 --> 01:04:57.320 He looks like Golm. He looks more like Golm than 1338 01:04:57.440 --> 01:04:57.719 he does. 1339 01:04:57.840 --> 01:04:58.280 He looks like. 1340 01:05:00.239 --> 01:05:04.199 You know, are you know Andy Sarkus looks more like 1341 01:05:04.280 --> 01:05:07.519 Sezear the gorilla than he or the chimp, the chimp whatever. 1342 01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:11.000 He looks more like. 1343 01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:15.400 Than I'd argue, yes, I don't know. I feel like 1344 01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:16.840 there's a little bit of Gollum in him. 1345 01:05:17.039 --> 01:05:18.760 I feel like there's a very serious argument that he 1346 01:05:18.840 --> 01:05:23.440 made you the way I come by. If you use 1347 01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:25.079 a chimp with Gollum, you get Andy. 1348 01:05:29.639 --> 01:05:31.920 Oh my god. Now I know he's done other things. 1349 01:05:31.960 --> 01:05:33.880 I just like I remember him more for the for 1350 01:05:34.199 --> 01:05:36.360 those things, because that's the stuff that sticks out to me. 1351 01:05:37.039 --> 01:05:39.440 You need direct venom he did. 1352 01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:41.639 He directed the recent one. 1353 01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:44.920 I just didn't know that I didn't know that at all. 1354 01:05:45.159 --> 01:05:48.079 He was like, hey, Andy serkis you want you want 1355 01:05:48.079 --> 01:05:50.119 to direct Venom? Like, yeah, I'm almost done with this, 1356 01:05:51.599 --> 01:05:52.639 the circus that I'm doing. 1357 01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:55.400 I'm almost done with this circus. Yeah, he works in 1358 01:05:55.440 --> 01:05:59.800 a circus. That's what. Yeah, the Andy circus. 1359 01:06:00.280 --> 01:06:02.920 It's like how somebody used to be like when somebody's 1360 01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:04.360 name is John Smith, it means they come from a 1361 01:06:04.440 --> 01:06:06.239 line of blacksmiths or whatever. 1362 01:06:06.679 --> 01:06:09.480 You know. Oh, like back then when the names mint something. 1363 01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:12.119 Yeah, yeah, he's from a line of sideshow freeze. 1364 01:06:15.360 --> 01:06:15.800 That's real. 1365 01:06:16.119 --> 01:06:18.679 From a line of circuses. Yeah, he's from a line 1366 01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:21.719 of thee His mother was an actual circus, right right. 1367 01:06:21.960 --> 01:06:24.480 Like that shirt by the way, Like I don't know, 1368 01:06:24.679 --> 01:06:26.519 I don't remember you wearing it, but I'm sure you 1369 01:06:26.599 --> 01:06:28.000 worren it like a trillion times. 1370 01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:29.679 Bas giving a shirt. I don't wear this often. No, 1371 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:31.920 Actually I just found I saw it again in my class. 1372 01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:33.360 I was like, oh, yeah, I have this. 1373 01:06:33.719 --> 01:06:36.800 It looks I just it looks good as a logo. Yeah, 1374 01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:38.079 I dig it. It's good. 1375 01:06:38.440 --> 01:06:40.639 You know, it's crazy. It's an old shirt too. I 1376 01:06:40.679 --> 01:06:42.039 got this time I was working at Sears. 1377 01:06:42.639 --> 01:06:47.119 Oh wow, And like it holds up pretty good, looks good. Yeah, 1378 01:06:47.119 --> 01:06:49.039 it doesn't look all fucked up or moths got to 1379 01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:49.840 it or anything. Yeah. 1380 01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:52.360 I was looking at like old pictures, uh, because every 1381 01:06:52.400 --> 01:06:53.679 now and then I'll go on like Facebook, I'll do 1382 01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:57.440 the like on this day thing. I saw a picture 1383 01:06:57.480 --> 01:06:59.480 of me in the the Bungee shirt that I still have, 1384 01:07:00.280 --> 01:07:03.599 And it's so funny how how faded it is because 1385 01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:06.079 it used to be so dark and now it's like 1386 01:07:07.239 --> 01:07:07.800 break gray. 1387 01:07:09.000 --> 01:07:09.599 Do you remember it? 1388 01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:13.559 Joe's completely faded Joe's Toy Story shirt that he had 1389 01:07:14.840 --> 01:07:16.000 until like very recently. 1390 01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:18.639 No, he had a shirt when he was five. What 1391 01:07:18.719 --> 01:07:21.920 do you fucking mean five years old? How can you 1392 01:07:21.960 --> 01:07:24.960 finish just wearing it? That shirt wasn't so much. It 1393 01:07:25.079 --> 01:07:26.840 was like it was like, dude, what are you doing? 1394 01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:28.039 Does it go? I remember? 1395 01:07:28.239 --> 01:07:31.440 So we're not we're not gonna say that, we're not 1396 01:07:31.519 --> 01:07:34.239 gonna name this person's name, but like, we had a 1397 01:07:34.320 --> 01:07:39.039 friend who had a shirt that was so tattered and 1398 01:07:39.480 --> 01:07:42.719 fucked that I honestly couldn't believe that he didn't get 1399 01:07:42.760 --> 01:07:43.480 sick from wearing it. 1400 01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:48.199 The neck hole was like down here, oh my god, 1401 01:07:48.280 --> 01:07:51.920 and it was like it had like remember it was great. 1402 01:07:51.960 --> 01:07:56.880 I could not believe huhude at that point. 1403 01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.760 Yeah, what would bother me the most about it? And 1404 01:08:00.840 --> 01:08:02.559 to be fair, it's like, I guess it's not you know, 1405 01:08:02.599 --> 01:08:04.320 it's people living their own lives. It doesn't have anything 1406 01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:06.480 to do with me necessarily. But like he would come 1407 01:08:06.519 --> 01:08:09.079 out of the out of the shower and he wouldn't 1408 01:08:09.159 --> 01:08:10.719 use a towel, he would just put his shirt on. 1409 01:08:12.280 --> 01:08:12.840 And it wouldn't. 1410 01:08:12.880 --> 01:08:14.440 It bothered the hell out of me that he that 1411 01:08:14.519 --> 01:08:17.399 he was doing that. You know, is that reasonable that 1412 01:08:17.560 --> 01:08:18.279 that bothered me? 1413 01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:22.560 Yes? Okay, yeah, because I felt judgmental at the time. 1414 01:08:22.640 --> 01:08:24.720 I was like, oh, what the fun? But then I'm like, no, 1415 01:08:25.760 --> 01:08:28.560 why would you wear your shirt like that out of 1416 01:08:28.880 --> 01:08:31.760 directly out of the shower. It wasn't torn, it was 1417 01:08:31.840 --> 01:08:33.039 just heavy from all the water. 1418 01:08:33.399 --> 01:08:36.119 No, it was it had it had fucking. 1419 01:08:36.039 --> 01:08:38.520 So he didn't like understand the concept of towels. 1420 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:41.760 I think it was his only shirt. No, But and 1421 01:08:41.800 --> 01:08:44.439 then he also didn't understand the concept of towels. Okay, yeah, 1422 01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:46.720 in addition, and it was his own. But I swear 1423 01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:48.000 to I've never seen him wear anything else. 1424 01:08:48.039 --> 01:08:51.800 Everything sounds wrong with that scenario. Yep, get it, you 1425 01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:53.920 got it. Well look at you. I mean, yeah, some 1426 01:08:54.000 --> 01:08:56.000 people are weird. I've I've I've held. 1427 01:08:55.840 --> 01:08:57.800 Onto some shirts much longer than I should have, but 1428 01:08:57.840 --> 01:08:58.840 then eventually I let it go. 1429 01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:02.720 Sectually. Now I have like a a wife that is 1430 01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:04.119 bothered by. 1431 01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:05.640 Like some of the stuff that I have that I 1432 01:09:05.640 --> 01:09:07.760 have like holes in it, and yeah, yeah. 1433 01:09:07.800 --> 01:09:09.119 I remember I went to go visit her for the 1434 01:09:09.199 --> 01:09:12.279 first time. One of my band tees had a. 1435 01:09:12.760 --> 01:09:15.560 Major gash on the left side of it where it 1436 01:09:15.760 --> 01:09:18.399 was the shirt was done, and I'm just walking down 1437 01:09:18.439 --> 01:09:20.680 the street with her, and I'm pretty sure she was 1438 01:09:20.760 --> 01:09:24.640 like horrified that like this this black bum she's walking with, 1439 01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:26.720 Like I'm probably a project. 1440 01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:33.880 That's crazy. My shirt was fucked, Like, I throw it away. Eventually. 1441 01:09:33.920 --> 01:09:36.960 I definitely had I definitely had underwear that were in 1442 01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:39.359 such bad condition and it was like king. 1443 01:09:40.640 --> 01:09:46.159 Like yeah, that's yeah, I underwear right now with whole 1444 01:09:46.319 --> 01:09:49.359 with like a whole like on the side like that 1445 01:09:50.880 --> 01:09:54.239 that's what I'm so for me, I'm like, this is fine, 1446 01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:56.600 you know, but eventually it's gonna you know. 1447 01:09:56.760 --> 01:09:58.840 Her, she's like, dude, throw away. It only has three 1448 01:09:58.920 --> 01:10:01.920 holes in it, It only has three three holes, and 1449 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:03.840 it's fine. It's like Kingston. One of the holes directly 1450 01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:06.279 in the back. I know hold is directly where your 1451 01:10:06.560 --> 01:10:09.960 anus is. Yeah, the axis are you stupid? What do 1452 01:10:10.039 --> 01:10:13.039 you mean, dude? I did this? Like I live a 1453 01:10:13.199 --> 01:10:14.000 colorful life. 1454 01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:15.720 I like to when I go to the bathroom and 1455 01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:17.119 I have to take your ship, just pull my pants 1456 01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:19.079 down and leave around and really thread the needle with 1457 01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:19.520 that whole. 1458 01:10:19.640 --> 01:10:21.439 I don't want to be too cold, Yeah, I don't 1459 01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:21.880 want to be Yeah. 1460 01:10:21.880 --> 01:10:24.199 You ever sit on a toilet seat bare ass? 1461 01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:27.880 It's cold sometimes terrifying. I can't catch it if only 1462 01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:32.520 my assholes. That's crazy. I had a fucking thongs fucking Thongston. 1463 01:10:32.840 --> 01:10:34.520 Hey crazy, Hey man, I love. 1464 01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:36.359 Why. 1465 01:10:39.359 --> 01:10:42.199 Like that's a good drawing right there, Thongston. If I 1466 01:10:42.319 --> 01:10:46.279 was if I got really tough, i'd be tongusted. Oh 1467 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:47.880 like uh like dide. 1468 01:10:47.920 --> 01:10:49.439 I want a tongsten cube so bad. 1469 01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:51.359 Oh yeah, you talked about the tongues cube. 1470 01:10:51.359 --> 01:10:52.000 I want that thing. 1471 01:10:52.199 --> 01:10:53.479 Four thousand dollars or three thousand. 1472 01:10:53.640 --> 01:10:54.439 It's really expensive. 1473 01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:57.000 It's a little bit, not much before a lot is 1474 01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:58.680 like a insane amount of money. 1475 01:10:58.880 --> 01:11:01.119 It costs more than it is worth to have. But 1476 01:11:02.000 --> 01:11:03.720 like I've held the tongues and cubas, and it is 1477 01:11:03.800 --> 01:11:06.560 so interesting how heavy it is for how little there 1478 01:11:06.720 --> 01:11:07.119 is of it. 1479 01:11:07.319 --> 01:11:07.680 I love that. 1480 01:11:08.840 --> 01:11:13.319 It's like an interesting sensation to lift what feels like 1481 01:11:13.359 --> 01:11:16.359 a giant TV or like a dresser with like one hand. 1482 01:11:16.199 --> 01:11:19.279 And be like, what the what is the heaviest metal? 1483 01:11:19.359 --> 01:11:23.199 You think illuminum? Probably, No, it's not famously light. Actually, 1484 01:11:23.359 --> 01:11:26.039 what are you talking about famously light? 1485 01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:26.560 Yeah? 1486 01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:28.560 I know it's a bright colored metal. I'm just saying, Oh, 1487 01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:31.359 like it doesn't weigh much. I think he knows that king. 1488 01:11:31.840 --> 01:11:32.880 I don't think he knows ship. 1489 01:11:35.640 --> 01:11:37.520 I don't know if I got to agree with you there. 1490 01:11:38.119 --> 01:11:42.079 I think half of this bit that happens when you 1491 01:11:42.119 --> 01:11:43.680 put it in the microwave, it gets real heavy. 1492 01:11:45.439 --> 01:11:48.159 Yeah, it might blow up. You never see that in 1493 01:11:48.199 --> 01:11:49.720 the metal in the microwave. And you see like that 1494 01:11:49.880 --> 01:11:52.239 one like straight bolt, my literity wall. 1495 01:11:52.880 --> 01:11:54.399 You're like remen. 1496 01:11:54.439 --> 01:11:55.560 Lily almost killed all of us. 1497 01:11:56.319 --> 01:11:58.600 She put something. She put a fork in the microwave 1498 01:11:58.640 --> 01:11:59.920 at one of our chickens giving parties. 1499 01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:03.399 She did you were there? You you noticed it? 1500 01:12:04.520 --> 01:12:06.279 I don't remember. I think you stopped it. Did she 1501 01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:08.039 not notice that the fork was on the play? 1502 01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:10.159 She must not notice yet? I mean there's an alcohol 1503 01:12:10.199 --> 01:12:11.439 going around. I don't know she was drinking, but. 1504 01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:14.800 There's never a I thought, there's never a party like 1505 01:12:14.960 --> 01:12:18.319 that that we're all not drunk by the time we're eating. 1506 01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:21.720 Especially back then, everyone was drunk by the time we're eating. 1507 01:12:22.319 --> 01:12:24.960 We'd played card games and drink the we're playing card game, 1508 01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:27.079 but a sun still out and they're like, let's go eat. 1509 01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:29.399 Everybody staggers into the room and just eats as much 1510 01:12:29.399 --> 01:12:29.800 as they can. 1511 01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:31.760 Yeah, they just wrap the sandwich and aluminum foil, put 1512 01:12:31.800 --> 01:12:33.960 it in the microwave, and then suddenly they're fucking. 1513 01:12:37.079 --> 01:12:39.439 That's how Chris. That's how Chris ended up in the future. 1514 01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:45.840 Let's go, I can't. You don't like that scenarios fucking. 1515 01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:48.720 So it's just I had no agency the whole time. 1516 01:12:48.880 --> 01:12:52.279 I was just being I got no life. Really, in 1517 01:12:52.319 --> 01:12:54.479 my perspective, I lived six minutes after that show. 1518 01:12:57.000 --> 01:13:02.880 I six like terrible minutes. I think, I think we 1519 01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:04.680 need a round two, round two. 1520 01:13:05.279 --> 01:13:10.520 We should see how all looks his death, like minor 1521 01:13:10.680 --> 01:13:12.319 changes throughout the timeline. 1522 01:13:13.720 --> 01:13:15.560 A thousand ways for Christine. 1523 01:13:16.039 --> 01:13:18.760 So this is crazy. Spike TV's that still exists, So 1524 01:13:18.880 --> 01:13:21.199 this is this is crazy right here, Corinth threw it 1525 01:13:21.279 --> 01:13:23.840 in Corinth. Yeah, it's a name that's coming up a lot. 1526 01:13:23.920 --> 01:13:28.079 This is like a regular right hey hey archdemon of 1527 01:13:28.119 --> 01:13:32.479 the Fifth Blight, doctor nel Cortex in general Ram ram M. 1528 01:13:32.560 --> 01:13:33.119 I can't remember. 1529 01:13:33.279 --> 01:13:35.560 I think it's Ram. No, actually I think I think 1530 01:13:35.560 --> 01:13:36.640 I think it's Ram. I think it is. 1531 01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:39.119 Actually it is, They say Ram. But like the two 1532 01:13:39.199 --> 01:13:40.720 a's implying, awesome. 1533 01:13:40.399 --> 01:13:42.800 It probably would be wrong because that's what right there? 1534 01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:48.319 Like Ram, you know, like they probably general Yeah, General, 1535 01:13:48.439 --> 01:13:50.159 we're gentrifying his name in some sense. 1536 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:54.800 Yeah, but who's theme? The whole story is there? Is 1537 01:13:54.920 --> 01:13:58.279 this being gentified? Actually what all the gears is gentrification 1538 01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:02.159 and then fighting back against it. That's a very interesting 1539 01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:04.680 You should write a video, I say about that white inwards? 1540 01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:08.359 Is that what they are? Like the locus, the white 1541 01:14:09.399 --> 01:14:17.239 You can't get down that rabbit all against you, Griggs, Grigs. 1542 01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:24.640 October of last year, all right, Since October of last year, 1543 01:14:25.880 --> 01:14:28.520 I've been slowly re listening to every single episode of 1544 01:14:28.560 --> 01:14:30.640 The Start Tank. Oh wow, guys, I don't know why. People. 1545 01:14:30.920 --> 01:14:33.680 I can't imagine. I can't imagine that because so many 1546 01:14:33.680 --> 01:14:36.560 of the early episodes, especially our current events oriented I 1547 01:14:36.880 --> 01:14:38.319 look like a time capsule kind of thing. 1548 01:14:38.439 --> 01:14:41.560 Yes, I actually look like I backlogged. I haven't finished, 1549 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:47.159 but I was backlogging Come Town and if since they 1550 01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:49.520 think the show is good, so thank god for that. 1551 01:14:49.800 --> 01:14:52.840 So I understand them doing that. Yeah, be attached to 1552 01:14:52.880 --> 01:14:54.960 the show. I could obviously. I'm like, there's no fucking 1553 01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:55.359 way in hell. 1554 01:14:55.399 --> 01:14:58.239 I do like I could see it more if we 1555 01:14:58.399 --> 01:15:00.840 never talked about the news or like events, because then 1556 01:15:00.840 --> 01:15:02.119 it's just riffing in jokes. 1557 01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:05.039 It's it's funny though, because it's it's It's like I 1558 01:15:05.159 --> 01:15:08.520 was listening to when when Donald Trump won the first 1559 01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:11.239 time and then listening to their reaction to it. 1560 01:15:11.680 --> 01:15:14.359 Yeah, like it's fun. It's fun. Yeah, it is interesting. 1561 01:15:14.760 --> 01:15:17.760 But anyway, she says, uh uh, we're listening to every episode, 1562 01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:20.640 starting usually at work, while also keeping up with new episodes. 1563 01:15:20.720 --> 01:15:22.800 Be sure to not have it playing on the loudspeaker. 1564 01:15:22.840 --> 01:15:26.560 You might get fired, you know. Once I'm done with that, 1565 01:15:26.640 --> 01:15:29.199 I plan on see this is this is where it 1566 01:15:29.239 --> 01:15:32.199 gets crazy. I plan I'm listening to every single episode 1567 01:15:32.239 --> 01:15:34.960 of Sacred Symbols. So I asked you three, what's the 1568 01:15:35.000 --> 01:15:38.000 biggest longest time sink you've ever put into something? 1569 01:15:39.039 --> 01:15:43.720 Oh god, dude, that's a grind. That is a grind. Eighteen. Yeah, 1570 01:15:43.760 --> 01:15:45.399 that's she's not gonna finish. 1571 01:15:45.800 --> 01:15:48.479 No, there's a long episode too, way longer than these. 1572 01:15:49.399 --> 01:15:49.560 Yeah. 1573 01:15:49.640 --> 01:15:51.840 You guys average like four hours, don't you now, it's 1574 01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:54.920 like four hours, like yeah, four hours? Yeah, okay. So 1575 01:15:55.319 --> 01:16:00.800 I would say, other than Dorkett, maybe the longest time 1576 01:16:00.840 --> 01:16:03.880 sink I've ever put into something, beating off is a 1577 01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:04.520 decent answer. 1578 01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:07.479 I probably, you know, it's crazy, relatively probably, Yeah. I 1579 01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:09.960 feel like I've beat off genuinely maybe forty five minutes 1580 01:16:10.000 --> 01:16:12.960 in my life. So you're like a You're a quick 1581 01:16:13.359 --> 01:16:15.640 come like two tugs and then I'm fucking I'm anna 1582 01:16:15.680 --> 01:16:16.119 v vacin. 1583 01:16:16.279 --> 01:16:16.800 That's bullshit. 1584 01:16:16.840 --> 01:16:19.960 But I wish I've always actually wish I had the 1585 01:16:20.079 --> 01:16:23.439 ability to like come on command, yeah, to be sick, 1586 01:16:23.680 --> 01:16:25.920 because a lot of times it's like I'm not I'm 1587 01:16:25.960 --> 01:16:29.399 not fucking putting the candles out and get no, I 1588 01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:30.960 just want to I wish I could come you get 1589 01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:32.039 the poison out, and then I'm gonna go. 1590 01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:35.760 I wish I could come really hard on command like that. 1591 01:16:35.880 --> 01:16:38.079 It'd be funnier like couple of command is like, but 1592 01:16:38.239 --> 01:16:41.640 like coming like a roping like like you were doing 1593 01:16:41.720 --> 01:16:44.640 all day or edging all day. Yeah, like this blast 1594 01:16:44.840 --> 01:16:47.800 like just like fucking fall to my knees and weeping 1595 01:16:49.239 --> 01:16:54.439 like you can like you can hear it. You could. 1596 01:16:54.600 --> 01:16:58.479 You could hear it from the room here is crazy. 1597 01:16:59.680 --> 01:17:02.880 You can hear the deposits semen, What do you mean 1598 01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:05.239 that the girl autumn is? Like I heard that inside 1599 01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:09.760 of my body. Oh that's very not good. Actually it 1600 01:17:09.840 --> 01:17:11.920 sounds like really like literally weeping. I'm on the ground. 1601 01:17:11.960 --> 01:17:15.720 Is I can get up? I gotta get to my feet. 1602 01:17:16.279 --> 01:17:18.239 Dude, it's probably a video game. It's got to be 1603 01:17:18.279 --> 01:17:20.399 a video I just don't know which one. I think 1604 01:17:20.720 --> 01:17:25.439 probably there's three. For me, There's fucking Pokemon Golden Our Gold. 1605 01:17:25.479 --> 01:17:28.359 So I think between all the Halo games, I probably 1606 01:17:28.399 --> 01:17:30.960 have easily over like one thousand and fift. 1607 01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:34.880 Dark Souls two. Holy Crowd played that game a lot. 1608 01:17:35.039 --> 01:17:35.199 You know. 1609 01:17:35.279 --> 01:17:37.079 The interesting thing is, this is a crazy answer for 1610 01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:41.359 me to think about. Uh, it's probably just because of 1611 01:17:41.399 --> 01:17:46.319 the casual nature of my uh raid account, my raid 1612 01:17:46.359 --> 01:17:49.000 shuttle edgends account just being casually open a lot of 1613 01:17:49.079 --> 01:17:54.920 times and just rearranging gear, just doing daily stuff because 1614 01:17:54.960 --> 01:17:56.680 of that. How long I've been playing it, it might 1615 01:17:56.800 --> 01:17:58.760 be that, which is insane to me really, but like 1616 01:17:58.800 --> 01:18:00.520 I don't really count it as that because it's me 1617 01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:02.840 more of like I have a little bit of downtime, 1618 01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:05.800 but it's still a video game, you know, Like I'm 1619 01:18:05.800 --> 01:18:07.159 not really I don't think of it in that way 1620 01:18:07.279 --> 01:18:07.520 right now. 1621 01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:10.359 It's just more like it's just I'm kind of collecting 1622 01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:12.600 even like Twitter kind of. Yeah, I really do. 1623 01:18:13.359 --> 01:18:14.760 It's so, but like I was like, ah, when I 1624 01:18:14.800 --> 01:18:17.119 think about that, the timing, if I could actually clock 1625 01:18:17.159 --> 01:18:18.439 it on my phone, I don't know if I can. 1626 01:18:19.000 --> 01:18:20.119 Oh wait, I don't play it on my phone that 1627 01:18:20.199 --> 01:18:22.720 much anymore, but clock it on the app on the 1628 01:18:22.920 --> 01:18:23.680 on PC. 1629 01:18:24.439 --> 01:18:27.079 That's like it might be that by default, which is 1630 01:18:27.199 --> 01:18:29.359 gross when I think about it, because it's like that's 1631 01:18:29.439 --> 01:18:31.520 not like a it doesn't feel like that. It doesn't 1632 01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:32.199 feel like that at all. 1633 01:18:32.319 --> 01:18:32.359 No. 1634 01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.199 Yeah, I make an efforts when I'm not using I'm 1635 01:18:35.199 --> 01:18:37.159 not tweeting, I turn off my Twitter. I closed the 1636 01:18:37.199 --> 01:18:38.800 window I tried to have it open anymore. 1637 01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:41.439 Yeah, it's a good rule. I make a serious effort 1638 01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:44.279 to do that. Dude, I was, uh, because Doom's coming 1639 01:18:44.279 --> 01:18:47.039 out tomorrow, right you haven't played it yet. No, really, 1640 01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:47.439 it's good. 1641 01:18:47.800 --> 01:18:48.479 You played already? 1642 01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:50.880 How of it? You can preorderate? 1643 01:18:51.600 --> 01:18:52.239 Oh yeah, I was. 1644 01:18:52.359 --> 01:18:52.680 I don't know. 1645 01:18:52.760 --> 01:18:54.800 I I'm playing on game Pass. 1646 01:18:56.520 --> 01:18:57.840 I'm just like, why not. 1647 01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:00.279 You know, I'll buy it later or whatever, but right now, 1648 01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:01.880 if I could play it for not having to buy it, like, 1649 01:19:01.920 --> 01:19:02.640 I'll just do it. 1650 01:19:03.119 --> 01:19:07.119 But I think it's rout. It's out getting fucking stressed out. 1651 01:19:07.159 --> 01:19:09.359 It's out tonight, I think, because it's out tomorrow, which 1652 01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:13.239 means like probably nine pm today. But like I I 1653 01:19:13.359 --> 01:19:15.520 was like, oh, I got to reaculate myself to Doom. 1654 01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:19.039 So I like I jumped into Eternal like two days ago, 1655 01:19:20.119 --> 01:19:21.479 and I wanted to just kind of play like the 1656 01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:23.840 first level to just kind of get accustomed to it, 1657 01:19:24.359 --> 01:19:25.760 and then I ended up I think I'm like at 1658 01:19:25.800 --> 01:19:27.439 the end now already. 1659 01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:28.960 Yeah. 1660 01:19:28.960 --> 01:19:30.359 I was just like, oh, yeah, I forgot. This is 1661 01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:33.640 really fucking good, Like I remember that being true, but 1662 01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:35.520 like I didn't think I was, so I didn't think 1663 01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.279 I would want to beat it again. 1664 01:19:38.000 --> 01:19:38.479 Is really good. 1665 01:19:38.600 --> 01:19:41.199 It's fucking unreal, dude, I actually don't think that. I 1666 01:19:41.319 --> 01:19:42.680 don't think I'll like the new one as much. 1667 01:19:43.319 --> 01:19:46.279 Really, two different I heard it's very good man. 1668 01:19:46.680 --> 01:19:48.199 No, I think I'm gonna like it a good game 1669 01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:50.399 because I like, I liked twenty sixteen as well, and 1670 01:19:50.439 --> 01:19:52.520 they say like they're saying it's like slower, it's more 1671 01:19:52.600 --> 01:19:54.199 like twenty sixteen, and I'm like, I'm fine with that, 1672 01:19:54.680 --> 01:19:56.359 but like there's something about Eternal that's like so. 1673 01:19:58.479 --> 01:20:01.600 It's like it's break neck. Like I like the aesthetic 1674 01:20:01.680 --> 01:20:03.960 of the Dark Age a lot more. I think I would. 1675 01:20:04.199 --> 01:20:06.359 I think it's hilarious. I think I will. It's very 1676 01:20:06.479 --> 01:20:09.680 it's very uh Ashra's Army of Darkness. I see. 1677 01:20:09.800 --> 01:20:11.920 Oh yeah, that's that's I think what's gonna save it 1678 01:20:11.960 --> 01:20:13.760 for me? I think the vibe is gonna I think. 1679 01:20:13.760 --> 01:20:18.159 I'm so you get a dragon? Yeah, I heard, I 1680 01:20:18.279 --> 01:20:21.000 heard a dragon. I was like, oh, yes, I heard. 1681 01:20:21.039 --> 01:20:23.880 Those sections kind of suck though, oh really, oh that's 1682 01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:24.279 what I heard. 1683 01:20:24.279 --> 01:20:25.600 I don't know, maybe I like them, but. 1684 01:20:26.399 --> 01:20:27.800 It does seem like one of those things where it's 1685 01:20:27.840 --> 01:20:30.119 like this is a doom game, like let me shoot things, 1686 01:20:30.199 --> 01:20:32.119 and then they're like, what about the turret section, and 1687 01:20:32.199 --> 01:20:35.800 it's like I can see that being kind of whatever. 1688 01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:37.079 But oh see, it's like in Shadow of War where 1689 01:20:37.119 --> 01:20:39.680 you get the fucking big old fucking ogurts. 1690 01:20:39.880 --> 01:20:44.880 Oh you slaughter, you use them, just you slid its 1691 01:20:44.920 --> 01:20:46.720 throat and then you leave. And it's like I didn't 1692 01:20:46.760 --> 01:20:47.239 have to do that. 1693 01:20:51.039 --> 01:20:57.000 Almost fifty thousands roading, Oh says deep Sea Samurai is 1694 01:20:57.119 --> 01:20:58.439 basically already a thing. 1695 01:20:59.359 --> 01:21:00.319 What do we have here? 1696 01:21:00.520 --> 01:21:04.399 There's where a man a manha What the. 1697 01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:06.560 Fuck is that? That is a Chinese mango or Korean 1698 01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:07.920 one Jesus Christ. 1699 01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:13.319 A manha called Leviathan. That is a world that flooded, 1700 01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:17.680 and there are harpoonists that fight giant mutated fish. It 1701 01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:21.399 is completed and has two hundred and fourteen chapters. You 1702 01:21:21.439 --> 01:21:24.520 guys talking about that sent sent that barreling back into 1703 01:21:24.560 --> 01:21:24.920 my mind. 1704 01:21:25.119 --> 01:21:26.680 I've never heard of them in my fucking life. I 1705 01:21:27.079 --> 01:21:31.399 never heard of manhah in my life. Flog wah, fato 1706 01:21:32.039 --> 01:21:36.600 fogua fog wah. What is fog wah? That's like that's 1707 01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:39.760 like sound type ship. Okay, I was. I was like, 1708 01:21:39.800 --> 01:21:43.159 let's see if he was actually gonna guess it. Frog wah? 1709 01:21:43.399 --> 01:21:44.640 What was that? Flag wah? 1710 01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:45.199 Is that? 1711 01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:47.600 I don't know what that is? It is No, That's 1712 01:21:47.640 --> 01:21:49.159 why I said, I don't know what it is fucking guess. 1713 01:21:49.479 --> 01:21:52.600 I don't know take a good fighting style. I'll tell 1714 01:21:52.600 --> 01:21:57.520 you it's it's a it's a food, is it? Frog legs? Frog? 1715 01:21:57.640 --> 01:21:57.880 Wah. 1716 01:21:59.840 --> 01:22:01.880 It's like a stuffed baby goose or some ship. 1717 01:22:02.039 --> 01:22:04.840 Right, So it's a it could be a goose or 1718 01:22:04.880 --> 01:22:07.880 a duck liver. It's just fatty as fuck. 1719 01:22:08.439 --> 01:22:11.279 Yeah, and they use they grind up a bunch of 1720 01:22:11.319 --> 01:22:15.239 babies to make it. Yeah, savages, crazy stuff. 1721 01:22:15.319 --> 01:22:17.359 Human babies, human babies. 1722 01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:20.800 Oh, here we go, liver, big gay beetle guzzling come 1723 01:22:20.920 --> 01:22:25.199 like a's sugar water. Hey, he wrote and says, Hey, Chris, 1724 01:22:25.279 --> 01:22:28.560 Derek and big dumb dumb meani head, fuck. 1725 01:22:28.359 --> 01:22:28.479 You you. 1726 01:22:30.279 --> 01:22:33.479 Started this. Technically, I hate the fucking little beetle. Name 1727 01:22:33.520 --> 01:22:34.479 is little fucking annoy. 1728 01:22:35.279 --> 01:22:37.199 I recently got a good haul of PS two games 1729 01:22:37.239 --> 01:22:38.479 for a great price, and it built up a decent 1730 01:22:38.479 --> 01:22:40.520 collection of games over the years that I love playing repeatedly. 1731 01:22:40.600 --> 01:22:43.199 My question is do any of you have older consoles, 1732 01:22:43.239 --> 01:22:45.079 and if so, what are your favorite games on them? 1733 01:22:45.359 --> 01:22:46.239 And how often do you play. 1734 01:22:46.279 --> 01:22:48.000 I don't really play my old stuff all that often, 1735 01:22:48.079 --> 01:22:50.039 Like every now and again, I'll jump into him, but 1736 01:22:50.199 --> 01:22:51.319 like it's it's pretty. 1737 01:22:51.079 --> 01:22:53.359 Rare there's just too much say stuff always. 1738 01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:56.880 Exactly, there's too much shit coming out constantly, and even 1739 01:22:57.000 --> 01:23:00.479 the back my backlog for just this generation by itself 1740 01:23:00.560 --> 01:23:00.920 is crazy. 1741 01:23:01.039 --> 01:23:04.000 Yeah, you know, so, like I can't even I don't know. 1742 01:23:04.079 --> 01:23:05.880 Every now and again, like if something comes out again, 1743 01:23:06.199 --> 01:23:08.640 like when Legacy of Cane came out again, they did 1744 01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:10.800 that remaster thing, I'm like, okay, I'll play Or if 1745 01:23:10.880 --> 01:23:13.520 something comes to backwards compatible or whatever, yeah, I'll play it. 1746 01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:17.199 But like the old hardware is kind of it's hard 1747 01:23:17.239 --> 01:23:19.119 to get into the mindset of using it, even though. 1748 01:23:18.960 --> 01:23:20.439 I do like it a lot. You gotta plug it in, 1749 01:23:20.640 --> 01:23:23.239 turn it on. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to 1750 01:23:23.279 --> 01:23:25.199 do all that on the move. A lot of times. 1751 01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:27.680 You don't even look that good on the TV, honestly. 1752 01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:31.640 Yeah, I use my DS. I used to use it 1753 01:23:31.720 --> 01:23:34.119 for a little bit and I played a lot of 1754 01:23:34.399 --> 01:23:36.840 I put a lot of fire Bloom. It was very 1755 01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:37.680 fun game on there. 1756 01:23:38.239 --> 01:23:40.479 What else? I played awkwarat at a time on there? 1757 01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:45.079 There's mask did I play recently? I'll Hunter of the 1758 01:23:45.119 --> 01:23:50.600 Reckoning I played that. Yeah. Yeah. And the Xbox One 1759 01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:52.600 really yeah, they have it like. 1760 01:23:52.640 --> 01:23:54.840 Compatible like compatible, that's crazy. 1761 01:23:55.239 --> 01:23:57.640 Like the Xbox version. That game was so fucking fun. 1762 01:23:57.760 --> 01:23:58.680 The problem with that. 1763 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:04.399 Game a single player game exactly, it took like forty 1764 01:24:04.479 --> 01:24:08.199 minutes to beat the first boss because the werewolves. 1765 01:24:08.399 --> 01:24:09.960 No, it's some fucking weirdo. 1766 01:24:10.199 --> 01:24:11.880 Like he has four legs and he's like a like 1767 01:24:12.000 --> 01:24:14.760 a beast kind of thing and he just slams down. 1768 01:24:14.800 --> 01:24:15.319 That's all he does. 1769 01:24:15.399 --> 01:24:17.199 He just chases you and then you get too close 1770 01:24:17.239 --> 01:24:18.680 and he just goes like that. So you have to 1771 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:22.479 just go in circles and shoot him for almost an hour. 1772 01:24:22.760 --> 01:24:24.079 They basically have to grow him. 1773 01:24:24.199 --> 01:24:26.199 You have like a friend of yours, dude, I played 1774 01:24:26.239 --> 01:24:29.640 that ship my friend, uh, my friend Malik showed me 1775 01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:31.640 in that game, and I remember going to Malak's house 1776 01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:32.800 all the time and playing that game and being like 1777 01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:34.359 blown away by it because it looks so real at 1778 01:24:34.359 --> 01:24:39.000 the time to me because I just had a PS one, yeah, 1779 01:24:39.119 --> 01:24:40.720 and he had an next Spot and I was like 1780 01:24:40.840 --> 01:24:44.159 fair enough, what well? I was playing Spider Man on 1781 01:24:44.279 --> 01:24:48.520 PS one where his hands were blocks, you know, yeah, 1782 01:24:48.920 --> 01:24:51.560 fucking insane. And then people had like games like Dark Age, 1783 01:24:51.640 --> 01:24:53.800 Like my aunt had an Xbox Oh my god, Dark 1784 01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:54.479 Dark Angel. 1785 01:24:54.760 --> 01:24:57.840 That's such a stupid craze. And so that was that 1786 01:24:57.920 --> 01:24:59.119 show had the scow but. 1787 01:25:00.119 --> 01:25:03.399 There's something stupid idiots, wheelchairs and Jensenchles He's. 1788 01:25:03.239 --> 01:25:07.439 Like Jens Nicholes, Jessica Alba and John Live You're. 1789 01:25:07.279 --> 01:25:09.960 An angel, hockem. You can't fucking fix me an angel. 1790 01:25:10.279 --> 01:25:13.239 I can't walk you fucking lion, stupid celestial slut. 1791 01:25:13.640 --> 01:25:14.960 I think John lovets in that chest. 1792 01:25:15.239 --> 01:25:19.960 My legs work, yeah, John John Lovitt was in Dark Angel, 1793 01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:20.720 Dark Angel. 1794 01:25:20.800 --> 01:25:25.000 Oh wow, jess All, you are a dark Angel. 1795 01:25:29.560 --> 01:25:32.720 I think that the first that's his first role before Supernatural. 1796 01:25:33.079 --> 01:25:34.279 What happened to jess Alba? 1797 01:25:35.039 --> 01:25:37.000 She I think she just got married and then laft 1798 01:25:37.000 --> 01:25:40.520 to a black dude. He's like a lights black dude something. Nigga. 1799 01:25:42.359 --> 01:25:45.760 This is not even answered the question. 1800 01:25:46.000 --> 01:25:49.920 Yeah's just didn't help, but help at all. See what 1801 01:25:49.960 --> 01:25:52.600 she's up to. I'm like, she's she I guess just 1802 01:25:52.640 --> 01:25:53.399 stop doing everything. 1803 01:25:53.399 --> 01:25:54.159 He was just in a movie. 1804 01:25:54.479 --> 01:25:55.399 Oh is she really? Yeah? 1805 01:25:55.720 --> 01:26:02.239 John Lavins documentary, You rat fuck? I think she played John. 1806 01:26:05.399 --> 01:26:09.279 It's crazy, the most challenging role of a lifetime. Jessica 1807 01:26:09.399 --> 01:26:14.239 Alba as John Lavitts and John Lavitt's. 1808 01:26:17.239 --> 01:26:24.279 Sweeps the Oscars Oscar. She sweeps the Tony Awards. He said, 1809 01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:27.119 there's not there's no music in the film, man. 1810 01:26:27.920 --> 01:26:30.199 There's no music in the film, but the script is 1811 01:26:31.720 --> 01:26:33.119 is no The script. 1812 01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:41.520 His music to my ears, What are you saying script 1813 01:26:41.680 --> 01:26:45.000 is like music because it's it's so soulful. 1814 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:50.079 That's interesting. Yeah, not all music is soulful, though. A 1815 01:26:50.199 --> 01:26:52.159 skin I guess what. 1816 01:26:52.479 --> 01:26:53.159 She sells skin? 1817 01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:56.640 What the what do you mean, scare? 1818 01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:02.439 I thought it was like that company Devereux Wigs. You 1819 01:27:02.479 --> 01:27:03.920 know that company, Devereaux Wigs. 1820 01:27:04.039 --> 01:27:06.640 I don't know that company, but I imagine there's wig companies. 1821 01:27:06.720 --> 01:27:08.960 There's a wig company out there called Devereu Wigs that 1822 01:27:09.119 --> 01:27:12.279 used to sell wigs with like real like they used 1823 01:27:12.319 --> 01:27:17.119 to they would they would use creamat like crematorium like 1824 01:27:17.239 --> 01:27:18.000 dead people hair. 1825 01:27:18.800 --> 01:27:24.039 I don't and that it's like donated hair. It's technically donated. 1826 01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:25.359 I mean it's dead doting. 1827 01:27:25.399 --> 01:27:29.600 I mean it's it's one it's a one sided donation. Yeah, 1828 01:27:29.680 --> 01:27:32.399 it's a fair I guess that's what That's what I 1829 01:27:32.479 --> 01:27:32.960 call stealing? 1830 01:27:33.000 --> 01:27:37.079 Is it one side? No more dead exactly? 1831 01:27:37.319 --> 01:27:39.039 It's really selfish when you think about it. 1832 01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:41.760 Should re animate dead people and make them to slave labor. 1833 01:27:41.920 --> 01:27:45.920 I think they do that in avowed. Oh yeah, they 1834 01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:48.079 do that. Well, they got the right idea. 1835 01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:50.520 There's the whole thing. There's the whole thing about the 1836 01:27:50.560 --> 01:27:52.520 ethics of necromancy, like like, is it okay? 1837 01:27:52.760 --> 01:27:55.760 You don't want to do that, because if necromancy becomes real, 1838 01:27:55.800 --> 01:27:57.960 they're just gonna do it exclusively to people. 1839 01:27:58.800 --> 01:28:01.239 They're just gonna like they're just gonna, like, I don't 1840 01:28:01.239 --> 01:28:02.720 think so, they're gonna do it to poor ass people 1841 01:28:02.720 --> 01:28:07.319 who you can't who happened to be a little darker. 1842 01:28:08.199 --> 01:28:09.640 They're definitely gonna kill a lot of people and then 1843 01:28:09.680 --> 01:28:11.000 make them fucking yeah. 1844 01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:14.000 Man, the power structure. You know, it's like, hey, we 1845 01:28:14.079 --> 01:28:17.640 gotta save the South Africans. But it's like that type ship. 1846 01:28:17.720 --> 01:28:20.800 But yeah, I'm a big We're gonna save the White. 1847 01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:21.720 I gotta get my. 1848 01:28:23.359 --> 01:28:26.600 Xbox three sixty back because there's a bunch of there's 1849 01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:30.479 a bunch of stuff that I downloaded. There's a bunch 1850 01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:32.159 of like Xbox five Arcade games that I know for 1851 01:28:32.199 --> 01:28:34.319 a fact I owned that I just that aren't backwards 1852 01:28:34.319 --> 01:28:36.359 compatible for some reason that like I just can't put 1853 01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:40.560 things like Explosion Man and Limbo I don't have anymore. 1854 01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:44.760 I don't think so I don't know tragic, but things 1855 01:28:44.800 --> 01:28:47.680 like the class like Hexa HD, which is like the 1856 01:28:47.760 --> 01:28:49.640 packing game, Like you can't play that, and it's just like, 1857 01:28:49.680 --> 01:28:52.159 what the fuck is going on here? Makes no sense? 1858 01:28:52.199 --> 01:28:52.439 Weird? 1859 01:28:52.560 --> 01:28:52.680 Right? 1860 01:28:52.960 --> 01:28:54.760 So I would like to get my hands on working 1861 01:28:54.760 --> 01:28:58.119 through sixty. But it wouldn't be that difficult, I guess. 1862 01:28:58.159 --> 01:29:02.000 But like rich pe food man, which. 1863 01:29:01.840 --> 01:29:04.399 People are you looking at frog Wi or whatever? 1864 01:29:04.520 --> 01:29:07.159 But basically I was looking at this and I'm like, 1865 01:29:07.439 --> 01:29:10.640 something a mess a buffet. Somebody went to a buffet 1866 01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:13.760 and they didn't understand the theme it does. It looks 1867 01:29:13.760 --> 01:29:15.920 like several varied rieties of city people came on that. 1868 01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:20.880 I'm still looking at justal, but she's living her best life. 1869 01:29:22.359 --> 01:29:23.760 Did she marry like a billionaire or something? 1870 01:29:24.199 --> 01:29:26.800 If you're saying it was like light skin nigga, but 1871 01:29:26.960 --> 01:29:29.000 I imagine, because that's what that's what. 1872 01:29:32.079 --> 01:29:36.920 Not married a dude dussa that yeah, that fucking owns 1873 01:29:37.000 --> 01:29:39.239 like all of that ship. Yeah he's fucking he's crazy. 1874 01:29:39.399 --> 01:29:42.439 That guy is balling. Of course she marries And I 1875 01:29:42.520 --> 01:29:45.359 was like, I can't stand like that makes me so 1876 01:29:45.520 --> 01:29:47.199 he's so crazy? Rich I thought he was an Asian 1877 01:29:50.479 --> 01:29:53.439 mad that she's already some hiks, already rich as ship. 1878 01:29:54.199 --> 01:29:56.560 And then she's like she doubled down. I'm gonna go. 1879 01:29:58.000 --> 01:30:00.239 It just makes me bad. I like, you don't even 1880 01:30:00.359 --> 01:30:01.319 need to marry that guy. 1881 01:30:01.439 --> 01:30:02.920 Yeah, the epics of it is kind of because like 1882 01:30:03.079 --> 01:30:07.159 you're basically taking somebody, you're basically taking somebody who might 1883 01:30:07.479 --> 01:30:09.840 benefit greatly from that off the market in some sense. 1884 01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:12.840 And that's exacting. But also like so what no, I know, 1885 01:30:13.039 --> 01:30:15.039 but like it's but that's what I feel. I feel 1886 01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:15.680 like I know what you mean. 1887 01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:17.600 I'm like, come on, lady, I get the funk out 1888 01:30:17.600 --> 01:30:22.159 of here. Need that she go elevate some fucking nerd. 1889 01:30:22.560 --> 01:30:25.960 She was thrill though, probably the hottest woman ever at 1890 01:30:26.000 --> 01:30:26.760 her peak, so. 1891 01:30:28.399 --> 01:30:29.479 Have the biggest up there. 1892 01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:31.880 No, she I think she was like top tier, most 1893 01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:33.359 try women on the plane at her peak. I think 1894 01:30:33.399 --> 01:30:35.600 she's like the benchmark. 1895 01:30:35.199 --> 01:30:38.319 Doesn't hold the candle, the Rosie o'donald I would knock 1896 01:30:38.359 --> 01:30:40.119 Rose o donald down. Just a sad did you know? 1897 01:30:41.039 --> 01:30:45.560 Well for the story, I get it. Sad? Is this 1898 01:30:45.840 --> 01:30:47.680 this would a fact? I did it. I'm like, yeah, 1899 01:30:47.720 --> 01:30:53.119 I fucking hit that, Balling Moriarty wrote in Balling, Ball 1900 01:30:53.199 --> 01:31:04.039 and Moriarty guys, he says, what's up? He says, what's up? 1901 01:31:04.079 --> 01:31:04.720 Slat dicks. 1902 01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:08.000 A couple of weeks ago, a story came out of 1903 01:31:08.359 --> 01:31:11.960 Pennsylvania about a woman shitting on another car's hood due 1904 01:31:11.960 --> 01:31:12.439 to roads. 1905 01:31:13.279 --> 01:31:15.479 You saw that, gro This is their video on that 1906 01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:18.520 straight up diarrhea. Yeah? Are you like of it happening? Yeah? 1907 01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:19.880 You don't see the act. 1908 01:31:20.000 --> 01:31:23.399 You see that the person, You see her coming up 1909 01:31:23.439 --> 01:31:25.239 to the car and then the phone kind of pans 1910 01:31:25.319 --> 01:31:28.119 down and then you hear the person complaining like you're 1911 01:31:28.239 --> 01:31:30.359 fucking disgusting, and then shows the aftermath. 1912 01:31:31.079 --> 01:31:34.199 That's crazy. That bitch is greazy and the shows are 1913 01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:37.399 getting arrested. Have you guys? That is wild? 1914 01:31:37.760 --> 01:31:39.640 But like, have you guys seen have you guys been 1915 01:31:39.720 --> 01:31:42.800 involved in any road rage incidents? Have you witnessed any? 1916 01:31:43.119 --> 01:31:44.680 If not, what's the craziest one you've heard of? 1917 01:31:45.319 --> 01:31:45.560 Thanks? 1918 01:31:45.640 --> 01:31:48.039 And stay gay people. The car shitter has and only 1919 01:31:48.119 --> 01:31:49.520 fans where she sells feet picks? 1920 01:31:49.600 --> 01:31:53.439 Who the car shitter? I wonder if it was before 1921 01:31:53.520 --> 01:31:55.279 or after? Yeah, it's probably after, right, You have to 1922 01:31:55.279 --> 01:31:58.399 imagine like she like got it's a little notoriety. Yeah, 1923 01:31:58.800 --> 01:32:00.479 makes sense, that's so crazy. 1924 01:32:01.479 --> 01:32:05.000 Imagine wanting feet picked anything from r after knowing that, Yeah, 1925 01:32:05.199 --> 01:32:06.880 oh it was that bitch and shot on the car. 1926 01:32:08.279 --> 01:32:13.760 So hot feet insane. We were house her feet. I mean, 1927 01:32:13.840 --> 01:32:18.640 that's so crazy. So somebody thought of that. It was 1928 01:32:18.760 --> 01:32:19.359 so stupid. 1929 01:32:19.439 --> 01:32:21.079 I remember when me and Jayalen were driving across the 1930 01:32:21.119 --> 01:32:25.840 country from New York to here. I don't know if 1931 01:32:25.880 --> 01:32:27.800 it was road range necessarily, but it felt like it. 1932 01:32:28.399 --> 01:32:30.680 We didn't exchange words or anything, but like this, this 1933 01:32:30.760 --> 01:32:32.279 truck basically ran us off the road. 1934 01:32:32.920 --> 01:32:33.920 Whoa and uh. 1935 01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:36.960 It was like in Kansas. That's why I hate Kansas. 1936 01:32:36.960 --> 01:32:40.359 In the middle of the country is fucked. It's entirely ruined. 1937 01:32:41.079 --> 01:32:42.560 But yeah, we were. 1938 01:32:42.680 --> 01:32:44.439 It was like nighttime and we were driving. We'd just 1939 01:32:44.479 --> 01:32:46.520 come out of this fog, this really dense fog where 1940 01:32:46.520 --> 01:32:48.000 we couldn't see even like a foot in front of us. 1941 01:32:48.000 --> 01:32:48.319 It was crazy. 1942 01:32:48.319 --> 01:32:50.119 I don't see anything like that ship. Yeah, we come 1943 01:32:50.159 --> 01:32:51.640 out and we can see it's like, oh my god, 1944 01:32:51.680 --> 01:32:53.159 we're out of the fog. And then like I think 1945 01:32:53.199 --> 01:32:55.600 a second later, headlights from behind us. It was like 1946 01:32:55.640 --> 01:32:57.119 a truck behind us. The entire time that we didn't 1947 01:32:57.159 --> 01:33:00.319 even see the light was that fucking diffused. And then 1948 01:33:01.199 --> 01:33:04.000 he just wouldn't slow down, and he just kept speeding up, 1949 01:33:04.399 --> 01:33:06.000 and it was like we were clearly there. I was like, 1950 01:33:06.039 --> 01:33:07.960 what the fuck is this? And so we had to 1951 01:33:08.199 --> 01:33:10.279 I basically had to be like, yo, I'm I'm I'm 1952 01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:12.239 not dealing with this right now, Like I'm not gonna 1953 01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:15.159 I'm not gonna challenge this fucking semi to a battle. 1954 01:33:15.199 --> 01:33:19.479 In Jalen's old car. It wasn't a Corolla, dude. 1955 01:33:19.640 --> 01:33:22.880 It was like a That car felt like it was 1956 01:33:22.880 --> 01:33:25.399 from the seventies. Man like it was. It was crazy. 1957 01:33:25.439 --> 01:33:28.680 I think it was like a ninety nine for tourists 1958 01:33:28.760 --> 01:33:29.279 or something like that. 1959 01:33:30.600 --> 01:33:32.920 I think I was in it one time. Was it blue? No, 1960 01:33:33.039 --> 01:33:35.399 it was red. It was like maroon kind of it was. 1961 01:33:35.560 --> 01:33:38.079 And it was falling the fuck apart, damn. Like he 1962 01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:40.560 that that car. I think it's like died for good, 1963 01:33:40.760 --> 01:33:42.720 Like before I think I even met you. 1964 01:33:43.760 --> 01:33:46.760 I think that car died when it was while we 1965 01:33:47.000 --> 01:33:49.399 no you knew him ready, were in a first place 1966 01:33:49.399 --> 01:33:51.159 in flind I remember me and him had to push 1967 01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:53.159 it back. Oh, you had to push it back and 1968 01:33:53.239 --> 01:33:54.640 push it back from we were over it was over 1969 01:33:54.720 --> 01:33:56.000 by the mall. We had to push it back to 1970 01:33:56.079 --> 01:34:00.399 our house. From the mall a Carr. Yeah, how'd you 1971 01:34:00.479 --> 01:34:00.600 do it? 1972 01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:04.039 Wait? How'd you do it? We did it? No, wait 1973 01:34:04.159 --> 01:34:04.840 in Glendale. 1974 01:34:05.079 --> 01:34:09.399 Yeah, so from the Galleria to the Hilda up the hill. 1975 01:34:10.000 --> 01:34:14.079 Yeah that sucks. Yeah, dude sent the money. 1976 01:34:14.880 --> 01:34:20.479 We I was way stronger than I felt strong afterwards. 1977 01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:22.880 That some guy that was like some guy that was 1978 01:34:22.960 --> 01:34:27.520 like a that's actually not We got by the house 1979 01:34:27.560 --> 01:34:29.119 and some guy that was like a bike rider. It 1980 01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:30.399 was like trying to help us, and he had like 1981 01:34:30.439 --> 01:34:32.399 the fucking bike riding shoes, so he couldn't get any. 1982 01:34:32.680 --> 01:34:35.159 You like, dude, thank we appreciate jo. Don't worry about this. 1983 01:34:35.319 --> 01:34:36.199 Don't worry about this man. 1984 01:34:36.279 --> 01:34:39.840 So you pushed it down fucking Colorado. Yeah, the busy. 1985 01:34:40.399 --> 01:34:41.520 That's crazy to. 1986 01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:45.319 Imagine a way it would have been me. He needed help, 1987 01:34:45.319 --> 01:34:46.960 he needed help. I would have left the car there. 1988 01:34:47.000 --> 01:34:48.760 I couldn't. I couldn't leave him. I couldn't leave him, 1989 01:34:48.760 --> 01:34:50.760 not that help. I was like, there's cheap to drugs 1990 01:34:50.800 --> 01:34:53.479 for like seventy bucks. You know, like he didn't understand 1991 01:34:53.479 --> 01:34:57.279 how poor we were. Well you you didn't. You could 1992 01:34:57.319 --> 01:34:59.359 have asked me at that point. You weren't home. I 1993 01:34:59.359 --> 01:35:01.520 don't know why you were you weren't home for something together. 1994 01:35:01.960 --> 01:35:03.520 Oh weird. You might have been up, you might have 1995 01:35:03.560 --> 01:35:05.359 been back, you might have been back in New York. 1996 01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:13.560 Oh mm hmmm. Damn, so its winter maybe fall. That's crazy, dude. 1997 01:35:14.199 --> 01:35:16.000 And I told Lily about that. She was like what 1998 01:35:17.079 --> 01:35:19.119 and I was like yeah. She's like, why didn't you 1999 01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:23.000 guys call me? I was like, oh, you're dumb. Men 2000 01:35:23.159 --> 01:35:24.720 that I had a girlfriend at the time, I had 2001 01:35:24.720 --> 01:35:28.239 a fucking resource. Dummies. That could have been me, man, 2002 01:35:28.479 --> 01:35:32.159 No way it was. It was funny, small distances. We 2003 01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:34.079 were laughing off while we were doing it, so it 2004 01:35:34.159 --> 01:35:36.199 was a good time. Let's get it off the street 2005 01:35:36.279 --> 01:35:36.760 kind of a thing. 2006 01:35:36.880 --> 01:35:39.079 Push kind of pushing a car all the way home 2007 01:35:39.159 --> 01:35:40.720 is crazy, Like I pushed a car. I was pushing 2008 01:35:40.760 --> 01:35:43.880 cars for for the boxing, boxing training, and I remember 2009 01:35:43.960 --> 01:35:45.319 that was like, what the fuck is this? 2010 01:35:46.000 --> 01:35:48.159 I thought this was fake? Pushing them up pill was 2011 01:35:48.199 --> 01:35:49.840 a stupid idea. Never do that. No, we weren't doing 2012 01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:51.399 it uphill. That's crazy. 2013 01:35:51.399 --> 01:35:53.760 You're just gonna die. Probably we are. 2014 01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:57.239 Momentium's gone, he's got I's gotta get on the car, 2015 01:35:57.279 --> 01:36:00.159 and like where it's gonna go? As goes? Was this 2016 01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:03.760 car goeshere. They were pushing it and no one was steering, 2017 01:36:04.560 --> 01:36:08.960 so they were just like, wherever the wind goes, wherever 2018 01:36:09.560 --> 01:36:13.800 this figure it out. I want to do that. Somehow, 2019 01:36:13.880 --> 01:36:16.960 you guys finally got it with no one steering. 2020 01:36:17.640 --> 01:36:20.520 I love the idea of like pushing a car. He 2021 01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:22.680 has no gays, the cars all fucked up. He's like, 2022 01:36:22.680 --> 01:36:23.920 all right, well, I was gonna gi up this hill. 2023 01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:25.720 I was gonna turn off this hill, and then bang, 2024 01:36:25.840 --> 01:36:27.680 you're driving in every green light. 2025 01:36:28.760 --> 01:36:33.439 You're just making it. You're just making it somehow, just 2026 01:36:33.640 --> 01:36:36.000 making it down there. You're just going through the city. 2027 01:36:36.159 --> 01:36:40.319 Idiot probably has done that. Yeah, we killed someone if 2028 01:36:40.359 --> 01:36:41.880 I went really want till he hit one guy and 2029 01:36:41.960 --> 01:36:45.359 he died. Maybe a bicycle maybe, bro, you know what, 2030 01:36:45.760 --> 01:36:47.239 we've got a bicycle in the show. You deserve to 2031 01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:51.000 be fucking flattened two dimensional eyes motherbuckers. Yeah, you know, 2032 01:36:51.279 --> 01:36:53.479 I know it's you're not supposed to be on the sidewalk, 2033 01:36:53.560 --> 01:36:54.199 but I don't care. 2034 01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:56.960 So in New York you have to be. You'll die. Actually. 2035 01:36:57.319 --> 01:36:59.920 Yeah, if there's not like a designated bike lane, because 2036 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:02.720 there's some places that designated bike land, I'm like cool. 2037 01:37:03.239 --> 01:37:05.439 Other than that, don't fucking share the street with me. 2038 01:37:06.039 --> 01:37:06.800 Yeah, on a bicycle. 2039 01:37:07.000 --> 01:37:10.399 Don't fucking do that. I hit you, I really want to. 2040 01:37:11.039 --> 01:37:13.479 I want to hate you badly because like, how dare you? 2041 01:37:13.680 --> 01:37:15.159 I'll turn you out, Yeah, I'll tell you. 2042 01:37:16.000 --> 01:37:18.920 Like the fucking pieces of ship are in like they're 2043 01:37:18.960 --> 01:37:20.800 not even off to the side, like they're actually just 2044 01:37:20.880 --> 01:37:23.039 in the lane because I'm supposed to share the road 2045 01:37:23.119 --> 01:37:24.279 with you, And I'm like. 2046 01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:29.239 I you were so slow, Like come on, dude, come on, 2047 01:37:29.359 --> 01:37:29.640 you know what. 2048 01:37:29.920 --> 01:37:31.359 I saw a guy riding a bike on the highway 2049 01:37:31.399 --> 01:37:35.359 once and it really pissed me off, really infuriated. 2050 01:37:35.399 --> 01:37:36.840 I don't think there's supposed to be there. 2051 01:37:37.039 --> 01:37:40.520 No, I think it's literally illegal. I think it's literally 2052 01:37:41.000 --> 01:37:43.279 like an illegal thing that you can't ride your because 2053 01:37:43.279 --> 01:37:45.720 you're causing a fucking massive safety. 2054 01:37:46.000 --> 01:37:49.279 Hazard by doing that. That's a crazy person. 2055 01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:51.800 That was back home. I remember, like it's on my way. 2056 01:37:52.159 --> 01:37:54.600 I went, I got off the plane and my parents 2057 01:37:54.640 --> 01:37:57.359 picked me up and then we drove driving on eighty 2058 01:37:57.399 --> 01:37:59.479 two I think ready four. I can't remember what's that 2059 01:37:59.640 --> 01:38:02.760 was like for one tourhouse and then yeah, this dude 2060 01:38:02.800 --> 01:38:04.680 on a fucking bicycle on the highway and. 2061 01:38:04.800 --> 01:38:06.600 He's going as fast as you can't try to keep up. 2062 01:38:06.640 --> 01:38:08.520 He's trying, He's going fast in every car, and he 2063 01:38:08.600 --> 01:38:11.039 was on the shoulders like ninety eight he was on 2064 01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:13.000 the shoulder too, so we knew he wasn't you know 2065 01:38:13.079 --> 01:38:13.359 what I mean? 2066 01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:15.840 Yeah, you know it was he understood on some levels, like, well, 2067 01:38:15.840 --> 01:38:17.239 I can't be on the main part of this road. 2068 01:38:17.560 --> 01:38:19.520 I was like, well, you can't be on any you 2069 01:38:19.680 --> 01:38:22.359 go away, dude. I wonder what that dude's thinking was 2070 01:38:22.560 --> 01:38:24.880 not he's dead right now, I bet. I'm certain this 2071 01:38:24.960 --> 01:38:25.880 is we got scared by. 2072 01:38:25.880 --> 01:38:28.760 Something they fucking freaked on right off the side, or 2073 01:38:28.800 --> 01:38:31.720 somebody just was a hero and justered right into him, 2074 01:38:32.039 --> 01:38:35.039 just cut him off. Did I have this reminds me? 2075 01:38:35.079 --> 01:38:37.880 That reminds me of had a friend and a friend 2076 01:38:37.880 --> 01:38:40.520 a long time ago, And this is around the time 2077 01:38:40.560 --> 01:38:42.880 I started having the three parties, like when it was 2078 01:38:42.880 --> 01:38:44.640 starting to kind of beget like it was like when 2079 01:38:44.680 --> 01:38:46.479 when me and like just two other people were doing 2080 01:38:46.479 --> 01:38:48.760 it and then it years later would go on to 2081 01:38:49.159 --> 01:38:53.239 be an actual thing. But it was like raining and 2082 01:38:53.359 --> 01:38:55.520 E three was on and I was watching it at home, 2083 01:38:56.199 --> 01:38:59.439 and then my friend Justin was watching it at home. 2084 01:38:59.479 --> 01:39:00.760 We were just kind of texting back and forth by 2085 01:39:00.800 --> 01:39:02.399 what we were saying. Then his power went out and 2086 01:39:02.520 --> 01:39:03.840 it was raining, and he was like, oh fuck, it 2087 01:39:03.960 --> 01:39:05.720 just started. And I was like, oh, dude, come over here, 2088 01:39:06.239 --> 01:39:06.640 just come over. 2089 01:39:07.000 --> 01:39:07.560 You're not that far. 2090 01:39:07.920 --> 01:39:10.199 It's like a fifteen minute bike ride. 2091 01:39:11.840 --> 01:39:12.600 And so he came. 2092 01:39:13.039 --> 01:39:14.800 He goes like, yeah, I'll be there in a little bit. 2093 01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:18.680 And then like an hour passes and he's just like not, 2094 01:39:18.880 --> 01:39:20.319 he's not there, and like what the fuck is going 2095 01:39:20.319 --> 01:39:24.000 and it's raining like crazy hard shit. And then he 2096 01:39:24.079 --> 01:39:28.720 finally shows up and he's sopping wet, no bicycle, and 2097 01:39:28.800 --> 01:39:32.199 I was like, what happened. He's like, my bike got 2098 01:39:32.239 --> 01:39:33.560 a flat, so I threw it in the river. 2099 01:39:34.279 --> 01:39:37.399 I threw it in the river. He threw his bike 2100 01:39:37.479 --> 01:39:44.960 in the river. Fucking Justice. I haven't seen that guy 2101 01:39:45.039 --> 01:39:47.800 in so long. That's that's perfect. That's a perfect summary 2102 01:39:47.800 --> 01:39:49.840 of justice. Justice is awesome. I'm miss Justice. That's a 2103 01:39:49.840 --> 01:39:50.439 perfect summary. 2104 01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:52.760 I have no explanation for it. Like it was just 2105 01:39:52.840 --> 01:39:54.680 so crazy. And then my mom was like, you threw 2106 01:39:54.760 --> 01:39:56.880 your bike in the river. When he got here, it's like, 2107 01:39:56.920 --> 01:39:57.600 let's go get it. 2108 01:39:58.800 --> 01:40:01.000 So my mom went and we all grabbed it. 2109 01:40:02.039 --> 01:40:04.479 I know what I think he was just having a 2110 01:40:04.600 --> 01:40:06.159 rough He was having one of those days. 2111 01:40:08.119 --> 01:40:10.600 Day where it's like something small happens and you think, God, 2112 01:40:10.640 --> 01:40:11.600 this is really fucking stupid. 2113 01:40:11.600 --> 01:40:13.640 I'm because like, here's the day I'm looking forward to 2114 01:40:13.920 --> 01:40:15.840 this whole time. I can't enjoy it in the comfort 2115 01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:17.960 of my own home. It's raining, like crazy, I just 2116 01:40:18.039 --> 01:40:20.920 lost my motor transportation. I'm halfway through this journey already, 2117 01:40:21.600 --> 01:40:23.199 so like I might as well, you know what I mean. 2118 01:40:23.479 --> 01:40:27.159 So he probably just like I never I've never been 2119 01:40:27.239 --> 01:40:29.600 like I've heard people like, oh I've done they broke 2120 01:40:29.640 --> 01:40:33.239 their controllers. It's like that kind of like I just 2121 01:40:33.279 --> 01:40:36.760 I've never gotten to that because I just I value money. 2122 01:40:37.359 --> 01:40:40.159 Sure, I can't I broke remember the time I broke 2123 01:40:40.199 --> 01:40:42.119 my controller? But all that happened was the button was 2124 01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:43.279 exactly out of it. 2125 01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:45.960 Yeah, to be fair, I might be that's right, I 2126 01:40:46.560 --> 01:40:48.239 know of it. I was like, how did this happen? 2127 01:40:48.239 --> 01:40:50.520 It wasn't been destroyed. It was like the bumper was 2128 01:40:50.640 --> 01:40:55.640 just out, like sticking out, protruding out that It's I 2129 01:40:55.640 --> 01:40:58.399 don't know how it broke like that. It was a 2130 01:40:58.439 --> 01:40:59.399 little delicate break. 2131 01:41:00.159 --> 01:41:02.840 I might be misremembering exactly this guy, I might be 2132 01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:05.760 misremembering like exactly what was wrong with the bike, because 2133 01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:06.960 it could be that the bike was. 2134 01:41:07.000 --> 01:41:09.279 Just like actually fuck, it was actually fucked, yeah, like 2135 01:41:09.479 --> 01:41:11.479 and he was just like, well, this is useless. Now 2136 01:41:11.760 --> 01:41:13.439 I don't I don't believe that just because of how. 2137 01:41:13.399 --> 01:41:16.439 Like like easy, like every part on the bike is 2138 01:41:16.439 --> 01:41:19.319 easily replaceable, the thing at. 2139 01:41:19.279 --> 01:41:23.199 Least like under a car if it was completely just 2140 01:41:23.439 --> 01:41:27.560 like yeah, like if you if the frame is fucked 2141 01:41:27.560 --> 01:41:30.000 then of course, and then it's like it's useless. Yeah, 2142 01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:33.520 like if if a car ran over, then I get it. 2143 01:41:34.039 --> 01:41:38.840 Truck hit him, see getting hit really hard and. 2144 01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:43.960 Then still walking as the water was soothing at that point, 2145 01:41:44.880 --> 01:41:49.000 call somebody, yeah, just like I feel like somebody would 2146 01:41:49.039 --> 01:41:50.239 have taken him the rest of the way. 2147 01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:51.960 Well, here's the issue is that, like it was raining 2148 01:41:52.000 --> 01:41:55.119 really hard, and this is before waterproof phones. This is 2149 01:41:55.199 --> 01:41:57.199 not you can't really was it? 2150 01:41:57.760 --> 01:41:57.960 Yeah? 2151 01:41:58.079 --> 01:42:00.000 Well I guess so it's like two thousand and seven, 2152 01:42:00.720 --> 01:42:03.479 eight or something like that after that, right, what are 2153 01:42:03.479 --> 01:42:04.039 you talking about? 2154 01:42:04.680 --> 01:42:08.560 Seven? Okay? 2155 01:42:08.640 --> 01:42:11.159 Okay, so yeah there was still flip phones and. 2156 01:42:11.119 --> 01:42:14.359 Sh yeah you had Motorola erasers, you got that thing? 2157 01:42:14.439 --> 01:42:16.560 What it was gone? So like he was kind of 2158 01:42:17.800 --> 01:42:20.079 into dust. He's kind of stuck. 2159 01:42:21.319 --> 01:42:21.520 Something. 2160 01:42:21.520 --> 01:42:23.199 The idea of just like going through all that turmoil 2161 01:42:23.479 --> 01:42:25.039 was just like riding in a bike through the raid 2162 01:42:25.640 --> 01:42:27.600 just to sit with your friend and watch them announce 2163 01:42:27.840 --> 01:42:31.479 fucking split your cell, blacklist ye game that you're not 2164 01:42:31.600 --> 01:42:33.520 going to play, or like, hey, where are we get 2165 01:42:33.520 --> 01:42:36.760 a sequel to Prey? And then it never comes out stupid? 2166 01:42:36.760 --> 01:42:37.199 Do you remember that? 2167 01:42:37.279 --> 01:42:39.000 You remember Pray too when it was like a space 2168 01:42:39.079 --> 01:42:41.159 bounty hunter fucking and then it became whatever it was, 2169 01:42:41.239 --> 01:42:42.600 but no, and then they canceled it, and then they 2170 01:42:42.760 --> 01:42:45.680 just like Arcane made a different game, and then they 2171 01:42:45.720 --> 01:42:46.920 were like, this is a really cool game, and no 2172 01:42:46.920 --> 01:42:50.199 one's gonna play. She'd call it Prey because we have 2173 01:42:50.279 --> 01:42:51.680 this I P that we haven't used, and it's like, 2174 01:42:51.760 --> 01:42:54.840 well it's not Prey though, so why would why would you? 2175 01:42:55.039 --> 01:42:57.640 Like it'll get eyes on it, and it's like, okay, 2176 01:42:57.920 --> 01:42:58.439 very cool. 2177 01:42:59.359 --> 01:43:00.119 That's what's so for. 2178 01:43:00.560 --> 01:43:03.920 That's what's so shameful about praise, Like praise honestly, like 2179 01:43:03.960 --> 01:43:05.960 one of the most brilliant games I've ever played, but 2180 01:43:06.680 --> 01:43:10.079 it's got a name that was foisted upon it that 2181 01:43:10.079 --> 01:43:11.399 doesn't make any sense, Like it has nothing to do 2182 01:43:11.479 --> 01:43:13.199 with the original prey at all. Like it's not even 2183 01:43:13.920 --> 01:43:17.079 it doesn't even have like you know that that almost 2184 01:43:17.279 --> 01:43:19.800 surface level attempt to connect it, you know where it's 2185 01:43:19.840 --> 01:43:20.960 like like a codec entry. 2186 01:43:21.399 --> 01:43:28.960 Nothing straight up a little bit where they're just like 2187 01:43:32.039 --> 01:43:42.039 wow that, I think the show's over it the names. 2188 01:43:42.439 --> 01:43:44.640 It's actually a good time to read the other names. 2189 01:43:44.680 --> 01:43:47.119 Now one more hours for one. 2190 01:43:47.239 --> 01:43:48.399 Let me just read this one guy. 2191 01:43:48.479 --> 01:43:49.680 Here we go, and then it'll be over. 2192 01:43:50.159 --> 01:43:52.760 Because I started, I intro this, I would feel bad 2193 01:43:52.760 --> 01:43:58.159 about so it itchy balls cocksuck, itchy balls, cocksucker takes 2194 01:43:58.239 --> 01:44:03.039 down the cock Guza, it's pretty that's very clever, Like 2195 01:44:03.159 --> 01:44:07.479 read Richard throwt this with the amount of stretches happening, Hey. 2196 01:44:07.399 --> 01:44:10.640 Hands stretches as far as he can up. 2197 01:44:10.880 --> 01:44:13.760 Over his head and then he puts a hat on 2198 01:44:13.880 --> 01:44:15.359 to keep it keep it in place? 2199 01:44:15.560 --> 01:44:17.239 Was that the first thing he did? I would have 2200 01:44:17.279 --> 01:44:19.960 made my dick real big, Like do you think what 2201 01:44:20.039 --> 01:44:21.279 do you think is the first thing he did when 2202 01:44:21.359 --> 01:44:23.880 he learned that you can stretch? He probably fits his 2203 01:44:23.960 --> 01:44:26.880 own asshole. I think you probably like I would use it. 2204 01:44:26.960 --> 01:44:28.399 I would use it. Yeah, I would use it. 2205 01:44:30.960 --> 01:44:32.880 I think I would use it to reach into places 2206 01:44:32.920 --> 01:44:35.199 that I normally couldn't. Like, I would like stretch my 2207 01:44:35.439 --> 01:44:39.159 sinuses out so that I could, you know, actually clean 2208 01:44:39.199 --> 01:44:39.640 them out. 2209 01:44:39.600 --> 01:44:42.800 Clean them out. I wouldn't have to do no Neddy 2210 01:44:44.000 --> 01:44:49.960 clean them out manually. That's good. Yeah, his asshole. Everybody 2211 01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:56.039 spleen itches. Yeah, exactly. I got a bit of a blocket. 2212 01:44:56.199 --> 01:45:01.119 Let me just take it out. Read. Richer's theoretically can 2213 01:45:01.159 --> 01:45:04.680 never have like a lot of the normal ailments that well, yeah, 2214 01:45:04.680 --> 01:45:08.560 because he can control his molecular structure. Yeah, it's crazy anyway. 2215 01:45:09.079 --> 01:45:10.960 I feel like the idea of hanging out in my 2216 01:45:11.079 --> 01:45:13.119 bed and then like just sucking a chick from the 2217 01:45:13.159 --> 01:45:14.560 other room, that's pretty sick. 2218 01:45:14.880 --> 01:45:17.840 I just I think that's too much to ask. 2219 01:45:18.359 --> 01:45:20.920 Say, did you know that ben Grim can't get sick? Yeah, 2220 01:45:21.560 --> 01:45:22.159 he's rocks. 2221 01:45:22.199 --> 01:45:24.279 Of course he can't get sick. I don't know. It 2222 01:45:24.399 --> 01:45:26.039 was the last sick of Rocky Myth. I feel like 2223 01:45:26.079 --> 01:45:27.079 paper could suck him up. 2224 01:45:27.920 --> 01:45:33.720 Imagine it's caught in paper and he's fucking powerless, and 2225 01:45:33.800 --> 01:45:36.239 it's like it's like water paper. 2226 01:45:36.319 --> 01:45:38.159 So they just dropped in the lake and drowning and 2227 01:45:38.359 --> 01:45:49.680 kill him. That that's how doctor fucking just lemon got me. 2228 01:45:50.560 --> 01:45:55.119 You fucking got me. You got me. He said something 2229 01:45:55.199 --> 01:46:01.199 Ju says Jewish, how Jewish, that he's very Jewish. I 2230 01:46:01.239 --> 01:46:05.199 feel like I didn't get that he's not Israelite Jewish Jewish. 2231 01:46:05.239 --> 01:46:07.199 It's not that's not that Jewish then, really, I mean 2232 01:46:07.239 --> 01:46:10.359 he's actually he's like jew from New York is he? 2233 01:46:10.720 --> 01:46:13.279 I don't remember him at that very Jewish get away 2234 01:46:13.279 --> 01:46:16.439 from me paper. He's like me. He talks like an 2235 01:46:16.520 --> 01:46:18.800 actual New Yorker does, like he's like an Actually that 2236 01:46:18.960 --> 01:46:22.199 is true. That is Yeah, I do appreciate character. 2237 01:46:22.880 --> 01:46:23.039 Nick. 2238 01:46:23.119 --> 01:46:25.159 It's me. I'm rocks, just like most of New Yorkers. 2239 01:46:25.159 --> 01:46:29.000 I'm rocks, hard body, motherfucker hard body. I'm rocks body. 2240 01:46:29.039 --> 01:46:31.920 I really like m FDL from me giving my bagel? 2241 01:46:32.039 --> 01:46:34.359 No to put that paper? You got that wrap? 2242 01:46:34.399 --> 01:46:39.640 The wrap the bagel on paper? You can't okay what 2243 01:46:39.800 --> 01:46:42.840 the man? I told the wrap Johnny, help me please 2244 01:46:43.000 --> 01:46:45.520 burn the paper off my meal. But I'm destroyed my meal. 2245 01:46:45.600 --> 01:46:48.399 Johnny, you always bothered me about him about Ben Grimm. 2246 01:46:49.039 --> 01:46:51.159 Was that like because you know he's rocks, so you 2247 01:46:51.199 --> 01:46:54.560 could see like the each individual rocks that make him up, 2248 01:46:54.680 --> 01:46:57.600 you know, they're separated. Yeah, I always viewed it, like 2249 01:46:57.720 --> 01:46:59.479 my mind always like looked at it as like scab 2250 01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:02.520 take a bunch of scabs. So like I always had 2251 01:47:02.520 --> 01:47:04.520 the idea. I always had the thought of him like 2252 01:47:04.640 --> 01:47:05.880 picking a rock off, and there was. 2253 01:47:05.920 --> 01:47:09.600 Just like a bunch of pink underneath under skinn there 2254 01:47:09.680 --> 01:47:12.199 is pink. I don't like that at all. This is 2255 01:47:12.279 --> 01:47:14.000 what it says, under his skin is him. 2256 01:47:14.039 --> 01:47:16.199 I think actually I think it's still bent under his skin. 2257 01:47:16.479 --> 01:47:21.079 That doesn't I mean, okay, but it girls doesn't really 2258 01:47:21.159 --> 01:47:23.279 makes it grows back like skin, does you know? 2259 01:47:23.800 --> 01:47:25.920 I guess I guess it does. I guess none of 2260 01:47:25.960 --> 01:47:27.199 it makes sense. It's comic book garbage. 2261 01:47:27.600 --> 01:47:28.279 He breaks his hand. 2262 01:47:28.319 --> 01:47:32.560 It will be like but so ITCHI balls balls toxica 2263 01:47:32.880 --> 01:47:35.800 like got like a really big cheeto with cracks in it, 2264 01:47:35.920 --> 01:47:38.920 Like like a cheeto with a fucking what it calls? 2265 01:47:40.199 --> 01:47:42.920 He says, Hey handsome, He says, he, Hay handsomes. I 2266 01:47:42.960 --> 01:47:44.199 just want to give an update on my d m 2267 01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:47.760 C journey. I just finished DMC one great game, very beloved. 2268 01:47:48.079 --> 01:47:51.520 Finished dm C d d m C two dookie butt 2269 01:47:51.640 --> 01:47:52.159 ass game. 2270 01:47:52.239 --> 01:47:55.439 He says. It sucks, definitely weak two sucks definitely. 2271 01:47:55.239 --> 01:47:57.840 DMC three absolutely fantastic. I I can see the animated 2272 01:47:57.920 --> 01:48:01.039 version of Dante in Dante from the C three very heavily. 2273 01:48:01.680 --> 01:48:04.359 Then I went into playing the Oblivion. Well that's not 2274 01:48:04.640 --> 01:48:05.640 Devil May Cry at all. 2275 01:48:05.920 --> 01:48:07.760 Oh, he's not playing the remastered Obliving. 2276 01:48:07.800 --> 01:48:09.880 Oh he's playing When into playing Oblivion remaster and we'll 2277 01:48:09.880 --> 01:48:11.119 have to pull myself away from it at some point 2278 01:48:11.119 --> 01:48:12.920 to play DMC four and five. I have an exciting 2279 01:48:12.920 --> 01:48:15.520 backlog on my hands. What back backlog games do you 2280 01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:17.439 have that you're most excited to play. 2281 01:48:17.399 --> 01:48:19.079 Dude, I have so many fucking backlock. 2282 01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:21.159 We don't have backlog. I gave up after a while. 2283 01:48:21.560 --> 01:48:24.760 I still got to play a Dragon's Dogma two. I 2284 01:48:24.840 --> 01:48:26.159 was the only one I knew that I was excited 2285 01:48:26.159 --> 01:48:28.119 about that game. And then I was just like seventy 2286 01:48:28.159 --> 01:48:30.319 dollars and then I saw the optimization was kind of shitty, 2287 01:48:30.319 --> 01:48:32.760 and I'm like, I don't know whatever, it just I 2288 01:48:32.880 --> 01:48:34.439 just saw like the two. Of course it was gonna 2289 01:48:34.439 --> 01:48:36.600 be seventy bucks. But yeah, but like I was just 2290 01:48:36.640 --> 01:48:39.239 seeing the reviews of people saying, like on Steam, like ah, 2291 01:48:39.319 --> 01:48:40.880 this thing is kind of optimized, kind of shitty, and 2292 01:48:40.920 --> 01:48:42.359 I was like I'm not playing this right now. 2293 01:48:42.600 --> 01:48:44.800 I'm sure it's fine now it's been over a year, 2294 01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:51.439 but uh it Also it's not that Captom pissed me 2295 01:48:51.479 --> 01:48:53.880 off because you use the Captain Seltzer games ultra cheap. 2296 01:48:53.920 --> 01:48:58.199 After like a year where I was saying capcom, I 2297 01:48:58.279 --> 01:49:01.159 think I've just said it too many times. Just come now, 2298 01:49:01.680 --> 01:49:06.359 I see excuse me, come con come cap all right. 2299 01:49:06.680 --> 01:49:09.199 This fell apart so quickly, it's crazy. I'm coming coming, 2300 01:49:09.239 --> 01:49:13.119 come up, yeah, coming coming, like a key of furniture 2301 01:49:13.399 --> 01:49:14.840 because insane. 2302 01:49:16.760 --> 01:49:24.079 Midst I can't there's some some my key furniture is 2303 01:49:24.159 --> 01:49:25.720 so sturdy that I can't believe it, and then other 2304 01:49:25.800 --> 01:49:27.640 ones are like genuinely like balsa wood. 2305 01:49:27.840 --> 01:49:29.399 I don't understand. You were on that table. We had 2306 01:49:29.880 --> 01:49:31.960 the one that was like awkwardly high. 2307 01:49:31.920 --> 01:49:37.119 Yeah, and we had like this perfectly square you you yeah, 2308 01:49:37.119 --> 01:49:39.760 you remember it, yeah, And it was so fucking that 2309 01:49:39.840 --> 01:49:42.520 thing was heavy duty, man like, it was way storter 2310 01:49:42.560 --> 01:49:43.800 than it needed to be. And then I got something 2311 01:49:43.800 --> 01:49:45.000 else for my key, and then it fell apart in 2312 01:49:45.039 --> 01:49:45.439 two minutes. 2313 01:49:45.479 --> 01:49:47.079 I got a bookcase. I'm not really gonna putting that 2314 01:49:47.079 --> 01:49:50.720 ship together too, So I was like, what the bookcase 2315 01:49:50.800 --> 01:49:53.600 my Kia that was enduring the one I had before, 2316 01:49:53.680 --> 01:49:56.399 the one before I had, like the fucking stupid fancy 2317 01:49:56.439 --> 01:49:56.960 what I have now? 2318 01:49:57.079 --> 01:49:59.319 Are you taking the flugan Jurgen or whatever the yeah? 2319 01:49:59.479 --> 01:50:02.600 And I was like it was enduring. 2320 01:50:02.760 --> 01:50:06.920 It was it was taking damage though it was the boxes, 2321 01:50:07.439 --> 01:50:09.399 the squares was taking damage. 2322 01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:12.199 I was taking damage like it because he put comic 2323 01:50:12.279 --> 01:50:15.760 books on it, and comic books are fucking heavy. Dude, 2324 01:50:16.560 --> 01:50:18.600 over there, you realize how heav boos are until you. 2325 01:50:18.600 --> 01:50:22.800 Gotta move there? Would you forget that they're just because 2326 01:50:22.840 --> 01:50:24.439 in your well, in your yeah, in your mind, it's 2327 01:50:24.520 --> 01:50:25.640 just like it's paper, dude. 2328 01:50:26.039 --> 01:50:28.039 What I was helping one of our friends move, right, 2329 01:50:28.399 --> 01:50:31.560 And you can tell if someone has never really moved 2330 01:50:31.560 --> 01:50:34.880 their own stuff, how they packed. Yeah, because they're supposed 2331 01:50:34.920 --> 01:50:38.039 to pack so you can lift it. That is how 2332 01:50:38.079 --> 01:50:41.399 you packed. I remember how when we first moved, when 2333 01:50:41.439 --> 01:50:44.119 I packed my idiots, when I packed my comics, Yeah, 2334 01:50:44.119 --> 01:50:45.000 because I packed them all up. 2335 01:50:45.039 --> 01:50:45.880 You packed them all together. 2336 01:50:46.039 --> 01:50:48.800 Yeah, he packed them all together and then in like 2337 01:50:48.880 --> 01:50:52.880 a box with like one strip of tape underneath. And 2338 01:50:53.000 --> 01:50:54.800 it was just so clear, like he said, this is 2339 01:50:54.920 --> 01:50:56.680 not going to fucking function at all. 2340 01:50:58.439 --> 01:51:00.000 And what's funny is that I was we were moved 2341 01:51:00.199 --> 01:51:02.119 or stuff, and I was like, there was one box 2342 01:51:02.840 --> 01:51:05.479 that you not with like a hundred pounds on one 2343 01:51:05.600 --> 01:51:07.119 side and then maybe. 2344 01:51:07.079 --> 01:51:08.960 Nine on the other side. 2345 01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:10.720 And I was like, I was like an old cr 2346 01:51:10.800 --> 01:51:11.119 T TV. 2347 01:51:11.319 --> 01:51:13.920 I was like, how'd you pack this? Me and Ben 2348 01:51:14.000 --> 01:51:17.800 were like, what the fuck it? What is this? And 2349 01:51:17.920 --> 01:51:19.840 then her and Lily went up to get like like 2350 01:51:20.399 --> 01:51:23.359 pillows and stuff and they could had to get help 2351 01:51:23.399 --> 01:51:25.600 from another guy in the place to bring it down. 2352 01:51:25.760 --> 01:51:28.479 And I was like, guys, you guys are carrying pillows 2353 01:51:28.520 --> 01:51:33.960 and comforters. You guys can't bring that downstairs. Yeah, it 2354 01:51:34.119 --> 01:51:34.520 was I think. 2355 01:51:34.640 --> 01:51:36.479 I think honestly, it was probably because the fact that 2356 01:51:36.520 --> 01:51:39.119 the pillows and covers are so big that it was 2357 01:51:39.119 --> 01:51:41.880 probably awkward to carry, but it wasn't heavy. 2358 01:51:42.000 --> 01:51:45.600 It was might be awkward. I mean, can you can 2359 01:51:47.000 --> 01:51:49.199 fold them down to where they're not awkward to carry? 2360 01:51:49.239 --> 01:51:52.439 It was like like one of the dogs, one of 2361 01:51:52.479 --> 01:51:54.720 the doggy steps things that like this takes me five 2362 01:51:54.760 --> 01:51:57.119 seconds just to fold it up on It takes long. 2363 01:51:58.359 --> 01:52:01.159 You know what I do When I when I carried comforters, 2364 01:52:01.239 --> 01:52:03.640 I really wrapped around myself with like a fuck like 2365 01:52:04.000 --> 01:52:05.399 like like a shaw or something like that. 2366 01:52:05.560 --> 01:52:06.680 I just kind of wear them. Yeah. 2367 01:52:06.760 --> 01:52:09.399 Literally, when we were moving from our first apartment up 2368 01:52:09.399 --> 01:52:10.840 the street to thee that I was down the street 2369 01:52:11.279 --> 01:52:13.159 in the middle of the night, I went up there. 2370 01:52:13.199 --> 01:52:15.399 I grabbed all of the comforters that we had in 2371 01:52:15.479 --> 01:52:18.239 the apartment and I wore them down the street into 2372 01:52:18.279 --> 01:52:20.239 an old apartment and they were like, I want to 2373 01:52:20.239 --> 01:52:23.000 put me already thought it was a encryptid and then 2374 01:52:23.039 --> 01:52:24.119 I was like that crazy. 2375 01:52:24.159 --> 01:52:24.720 And it's funny the. 2376 01:52:24.720 --> 01:52:26.479 Things you think about like that we used to do 2377 01:52:27.000 --> 01:52:29.880 in those moments and not think about how it looks 2378 01:52:29.920 --> 01:52:32.359 from other people's perspective. It's like when I abandoned our 2379 01:52:33.720 --> 01:52:37.479 when I abandoned our moving truck when we were when 2380 01:52:37.520 --> 01:52:39.600 we were moving to the to uh Burbank for the 2381 01:52:39.680 --> 01:52:43.119 first time, because my food got to the apartment and 2382 01:52:43.239 --> 01:52:44.880 I was just it was like one hundred and fifteen 2383 01:52:44.880 --> 01:52:47.119 degrees and I was like, I gotta I gotta go, 2384 01:52:48.319 --> 01:52:49.359 and I left, like. 2385 01:52:49.399 --> 01:52:50.880 I was driving the car. I was driving the the 2386 01:52:51.039 --> 01:52:52.920 U haul with Jalen, and I was like, my food 2387 01:52:53.000 --> 01:52:53.239 is here. 2388 01:52:53.960 --> 01:52:55.720 It was at the traffic light, and I walked out 2389 01:52:56.199 --> 01:52:58.159 and I ran back to the apartment with no shirt 2390 01:52:58.199 --> 01:53:01.800 on because it was fucking one hundred seventeen degrees was raining, ash. 2391 01:53:02.279 --> 01:53:05.520 I hadn't eaten all day. We were moving very cool. 2392 01:53:05.840 --> 01:53:08.119 So somebody just saw some guy abandon a truck in 2393 01:53:08.159 --> 01:53:09.039 the middle of the street. 2394 01:53:10.239 --> 01:53:11.239 Guess the apocalypse. 2395 01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:11.760 I was. 2396 01:53:11.960 --> 01:53:14.159 It was too, I just like I was. I didn't. 2397 01:53:14.239 --> 01:53:16.680 I genuinely didn't care. I was like, I'm eating, I 2398 01:53:16.720 --> 01:53:19.159 have to eat. That was such an ass period of time. 2399 01:53:19.239 --> 01:53:23.960 It's a terrible fucking it was a terrible day. Okay, 2400 01:53:27.119 --> 01:53:29.520 Just contrary, I loved it. That was the day that 2401 01:53:29.720 --> 01:53:30.079 Lyle was. 2402 01:53:30.079 --> 01:53:32.720 Moving too, Like we were coincidentally both moving on the 2403 01:53:32.760 --> 01:53:34.800 same day. And I remember I dropped off my fridge 2404 01:53:34.840 --> 01:53:35.119 to him. 2405 01:53:35.119 --> 01:53:37.760 I remember that when Lyle leftist basement. 2406 01:53:39.680 --> 01:53:41.279 He lives in that rat infested hell hole. 2407 01:53:41.359 --> 01:53:42.680 Oh my god, oh god. 2408 01:53:43.000 --> 01:53:45.279 Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read 2409 01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:47.960 the names of our patre of our patrons over at 2410 01:53:48.000 --> 01:53:50.800 patreon dot com, slash or snart tank, you remember them, Yeah, 2411 01:53:51.600 --> 01:53:52.399 you remember those people. 2412 01:53:52.640 --> 01:53:58.079 Cinnamon is the win Cinnermon is the winterer Mon Cinema, 2413 01:53:58.840 --> 01:54:00.760 It's cinermn and the man. 2414 01:54:01.560 --> 01:54:04.399 Fucking doing a bunch of gayelic fucking dances in front 2415 01:54:04.399 --> 01:54:10.079 of him. Gaylic gla Alyx's me sent him on. 2416 01:54:10.199 --> 01:54:13.119 Go watch my movie Center Center. 2417 01:54:17.399 --> 01:54:19.720 We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars 2418 01:54:19.880 --> 01:54:21.399 patrons there where we can go over to patreon, dot 2419 01:54:21.439 --> 01:54:22.399 comcast a snark tank. 2420 01:54:22.840 --> 01:54:27.279 It's a it's a website, is it, yeah, Patreon, Oh 2421 01:54:27.399 --> 01:54:29.079 yeah it is. That's right. I forgot about that. 2422 01:54:29.159 --> 01:54:30.880 You can go over there and if you put a 2423 01:54:30.920 --> 01:54:33.239 dollar down, if you give a dollar to him, you'll 2424 01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:37.359 get an early ad free access. If you give uh 2425 01:54:37.960 --> 01:54:42.000 five dollars to Kingston, he'll suck your dick, really give 2426 01:54:42.199 --> 01:54:43.760 And if you give twenty five dollars to the show, 2427 01:54:44.800 --> 01:54:47.279 I'll read your name. I think these are the prices 2428 01:54:47.520 --> 01:54:49.479 in accordance with the sacrifice made by each of us. 2429 01:54:49.520 --> 01:54:54.159 I think are are pretty accordant. Fair, definitely fair. Yeah, 2430 01:54:54.199 --> 01:54:56.840 I think so. I am not sucking your dick anymore. 2431 01:54:56.920 --> 01:54:57.800 He will suck your dick. 2432 01:54:57.840 --> 01:54:59.840 Okay, Well, he's just talking about tariffs, like it is 2433 01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:02.079 not exactly five dollars anymore for the dick sucking tier. 2434 01:55:02.279 --> 01:55:03.640 Now it's like six fifty kind. 2435 01:55:03.479 --> 01:55:05.840 Of something like that. But it was like the tax 2436 01:55:05.920 --> 01:55:10.079 that incorporated. Yeah all right, he will let you finish 2437 01:55:10.439 --> 01:55:11.039 down his throat. 2438 01:55:11.199 --> 01:55:14.319 Yeah yeah, it's extra five dollars for up the nostrils. 2439 01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:22.760 It's a ten dollars tiers. Can you imagine we just 2440 01:55:23.840 --> 01:55:25.920 we just had like we just basically like it just 2441 01:55:26.000 --> 01:55:29.720 had a this is a sex slavery tier on our 2442 01:55:29.800 --> 01:55:32.000 fucking patriarch where it's like ten bucks. 2443 01:55:32.039 --> 01:55:33.039 You just get the funk one of the. 2444 01:55:33.039 --> 01:55:37.680 Costs that is so barbaric, and they have no say 2445 01:55:37.760 --> 01:55:39.479 they signed fifteen dollars. 2446 01:55:39.560 --> 01:55:42.119 You get fifteen dollars to get the fuck. 2447 01:55:43.399 --> 01:55:48.520 So reasonable, you Jesus give me stupid not to do it, 2448 01:55:49.079 --> 01:55:50.920 because that's that's a fifteen dollars story. 2449 01:55:50.960 --> 01:55:55.199 That's what a million you're not Ye'll get twenty keep 2450 01:55:55.239 --> 01:55:58.880 the change. Yeah, I'm like, hey, man, I got it. 2451 01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:02.159 I'm sorry. I got to do it. I'm paid for this. 2452 01:56:02.399 --> 01:56:03.159 I gotta. 2453 01:56:05.079 --> 01:56:06.680 Sorry, man, I know you're not if I'm so. 2454 01:56:06.880 --> 01:56:11.640 Sorry this man, I'm so sorry. Fucking pillow a fucking 2455 01:56:11.680 --> 01:56:22.359 bottle of what's extends. I'm so sorry. Dude, Oh my god, 2456 01:56:23.800 --> 01:56:30.640 the brain he takes sobody, he's becoming a dick. Is 2457 01:56:30.720 --> 01:56:34.359 that what happens if you take your dirty date supply 2458 01:56:34.439 --> 01:56:37.199 at once. You just turned into a fucking cot. He 2459 01:56:37.319 --> 01:56:39.840 turned into a he turns. 2460 01:56:39.600 --> 01:56:43.439 Into guy, ladies and gentlemen. I've been doing nothing but 2461 01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:49.319 every single every single meal I have I've eaten for 2462 01:56:49.399 --> 01:56:53.640 the last fifteen weeks has been extends and zinc. 2463 01:56:55.199 --> 01:56:55.680 So that's it. 2464 01:56:55.880 --> 01:57:00.079 That's all I got. He's no protein, no water. If 2465 01:57:00.119 --> 01:57:05.039 I need liquids, I just sweating my own mouth, sweating. 2466 01:57:04.600 --> 01:57:15.159 My own mind. Somebody fucking real life. 2467 01:57:18.319 --> 01:57:19.199 We're gonna read the names. 2468 01:57:19.239 --> 01:57:21.119 Now, calm me down. 2469 01:57:25.239 --> 01:57:29.840 Somebody slow that down. So he slow it down to 2470 01:57:29.880 --> 01:57:30.479 twenty five percent. 2471 01:57:30.720 --> 01:57:31.680 It's gonna be crazy. 2472 01:57:35.880 --> 01:57:47.600 What I gotta remember that I write that down. Man, 2473 01:57:47.880 --> 01:57:49.039 It's gonna be a good content. 2474 01:57:51.720 --> 01:57:53.319 Okay, okay, I'm back. I'm back. 2475 01:57:53.760 --> 01:58:00.199 You run me down two one delta Gamma. I uh 2476 01:58:00.479 --> 01:58:06.000 yanking it with the yonkers yoinker, yeahs ynker here. 2477 01:58:06.119 --> 01:58:09.479 What what does then do again? He yoinks people's he well, 2478 01:58:09.560 --> 01:58:11.479 he he tugs people's dicks a little bit. Yeah. 2479 01:58:12.239 --> 01:58:16.000 And he also lightly shoplifts, he lightly picked pockets. And 2480 01:58:16.079 --> 01:58:18.840 then he's naked and he's covered in scabs, saris the scabs, 2481 01:58:18.880 --> 01:58:20.239 and he runs into the dark. And the second he 2482 01:58:21.479 --> 01:58:26.960 crosses the threshold of dark, he vanishes, the anchors cryptid 2483 01:58:26.960 --> 01:58:27.159 that I. 2484 01:58:27.159 --> 01:58:34.800 Will become That's great one day, and the Jersey Judgers still. 2485 01:58:35.319 --> 01:58:42.079 I figure, that's still such a stupid idea. I was concernative. 2486 01:58:42.119 --> 01:58:43.640 Then I watched Chris Now I hate Florida, the all 2487 01:58:44.039 --> 01:58:47.560 the alt left Pipeline squimp is bugs, Clamuel Esquire, the 2488 01:58:47.640 --> 01:58:52.319 third You, Sir, guild Master Malley Malibu, colchedra ed Rass. 2489 01:58:52.439 --> 01:58:54.800 I saw a billboard for Timpoole's podcast on a highway 2490 01:58:54.840 --> 01:59:01.880 near Cleveland, Ohio. Colin Moriarty, King Dad, King Dad, saying 2491 01:59:02.239 --> 01:59:06.159 d I R L when Swing kisses the bride. 2492 01:59:06.279 --> 01:59:09.920 King Dad, his name is King. His name's King Dad. 2493 01:59:14.520 --> 01:59:20.479 Oh I speak King Dad. Keep calling me Kingston's Dad, 2494 01:59:20.520 --> 01:59:23.119 whatever real name it's King Dad. 2495 01:59:26.760 --> 01:59:34.000 Says that on his fucking birds it's not his birth certificate, 2496 01:59:34.199 --> 01:59:44.439 on his Costco gift card, all the important documents, Kick Dad, Colin, 2497 01:59:45.640 --> 01:59:48.880 I'm going to up with the order. Kingston's Dad and 2498 01:59:48.960 --> 01:59:50.880 Bill caused me on their way to turn these baty 2499 01:59:50.920 --> 01:59:54.760 boys into batty men. Kingston, my son, why are your 2500 01:59:54.800 --> 01:59:57.399 goal so gay? Two rats in a trench coat. Kingston's 2501 01:59:57.439 --> 02:00:00.119 demented laughs are actually a trauma response from saying his 2502 02:00:00.239 --> 02:00:02.439 dad trick and orphan into blow torching their face off. 2503 02:00:08.439 --> 02:00:10.439 Point the nozzle to your face and blow into it, 2504 02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:13.079 and it's a bubbles will happen. It's a bubble thing. 2505 02:00:14.840 --> 02:00:16.640 Now pull the trigger. 2506 02:00:18.880 --> 02:00:29.880 That dispenses the soap instantly melted. Oh my god, Larry, 2507 02:00:31.239 --> 02:00:32.399 I'm such a prankster. 2508 02:00:36.039 --> 02:00:47.520 You've been Kingston's dadded in the fucking same fun as 2509 02:00:47.600 --> 02:00:58.840 punk so stupid bolted my ashdurn Kingston's Welcome to the 2510 02:00:58.960 --> 02:01:05.119 dad Lands, Dad, Dad, We're Dad alright? H p M. 2511 02:01:06.279 --> 02:01:09.920 Candidate for the Ultra Thieves. Uh, the Derek pilot has 2512 02:01:09.960 --> 02:01:11.439 been going on for so long. I'm waiting for the 2513 02:01:11.560 --> 02:01:12.399 Derek series. 2514 02:01:13.560 --> 02:01:13.680 Uh. 2515 02:01:13.840 --> 02:01:18.239 Swing spits on black people while shitting erect Kingston's dad 2516 02:01:18.359 --> 02:01:21.039 going to ah, but it's but it's stretched. It stretches 2517 02:01:21.079 --> 02:01:33.640 into lu Vega's scream from Mambo number five. I don't 2518 02:01:33.680 --> 02:01:35.800 remember the beginning of that song enough to even understand 2519 02:01:35.840 --> 02:01:44.800 it is started Berserker Broli's Big Bouncy backside the Sloker two, 2520 02:01:44.880 --> 02:01:51.840 Why so dirty? Mozart before guys, sorry sucking before guys, 2521 02:01:52.920 --> 02:01:59.279 ejaculating everybody up? What Mozart wrote a song that translates 2522 02:01:59.319 --> 02:02:02.560 to lick me in the Yes. Probably it wouldn't be surprised. 2523 02:02:03.039 --> 02:02:06.560 Derek salty scrotum sauce. I'm going I say white power 2524 02:02:06.800 --> 02:02:09.520 when I joined him and chop Ball. Oh hero, he clarified, 2525 02:02:09.560 --> 02:02:15.119 it's karate is fucking crazy. 2526 02:02:16.000 --> 02:02:16.119 Uh. 2527 02:02:16.600 --> 02:02:18.840 Kanye West's new version of flashing lights, but it is 2528 02:02:18.880 --> 02:02:23.640 called bashing gangs Jewish Goku says ove ove Oh, all 2529 02:02:23.800 --> 02:02:26.960 gooners fire at will glaze their randy rears. Colin Moriarty, 2530 02:02:27.000 --> 02:02:31.479 domination Majen Moriarty, Derek not droving is innocent, free him 2531 02:02:32.159 --> 02:02:33.039 Ball and Moriarty. 2532 02:02:33.079 --> 02:02:39.079 Colin Moriarty homosexual, Oh god, homosexual sized beetle sucking the 2533 02:02:39.279 --> 02:02:43.119 grinch green snot rocket out of Derek's big black probuscus 2534 02:02:43.239 --> 02:02:50.840 like a small vacuum. That's well written. That's crazy. 2535 02:02:55.479 --> 02:02:57.640 Roscus is a is a wild. 2536 02:02:58.039 --> 02:03:01.119 All sides stop doing that? That ship? Stop my what 2537 02:03:01.760 --> 02:03:03.359 stop stop that? The beatle? 2538 02:03:03.800 --> 02:03:04.159 No more? 2539 02:03:04.199 --> 02:03:07.439 Beatles no more? What is it about beatles that you're 2540 02:03:07.479 --> 02:03:10.159 so I don't like that people keep talking about beatles 2541 02:03:10.239 --> 02:03:13.359 and fucking and sexualius with beatles listen because bugs are 2542 02:03:13.439 --> 02:03:14.800 so not sexual. 2543 02:03:14.800 --> 02:03:18.199 Acts like he doesn't know reverse psychology or the streisand effect. 2544 02:03:18.600 --> 02:03:20.640 Yeah, I know that's what I'm doing. I think it's funny. 2545 02:03:20.640 --> 02:03:22.439 I think that one is a fucking reward. This guy 2546 02:03:22.520 --> 02:03:24.960 acts like he doesn't know the carbonaro effect or whatever. 2547 02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:25.239 The hell? 2548 02:03:27.279 --> 02:03:32.359 No, the carbon Cabinaro effect is that. That's that magician 2549 02:03:32.399 --> 02:03:36.640 guy who tricks demented people. He had a show on 2550 02:03:36.720 --> 02:03:39.760 True TV. He tricks people out of dementia. Yeah you 2551 02:03:39.880 --> 02:03:42.479 remember everything now, yes. 2552 02:03:43.399 --> 02:03:48.199 Curious curious. I'm curious comery already. 2553 02:03:48.319 --> 02:03:50.159 I was just listening to a band called Dementia or 2554 02:03:51.159 --> 02:03:55.640 Oh really, you're an old fucking sockabilly bend. 2555 02:03:55.840 --> 02:03:55.960 Oh. 2556 02:03:56.520 --> 02:03:59.479 This guy sounds like he smokes ten thousand cigarettes. He's 2557 02:03:59.520 --> 02:04:04.479 like here, rhyme all alone. I'm like, how the is 2558 02:04:04.520 --> 02:04:11.119 he singing key perfectly that in the Shadows and I 2559 02:04:11.800 --> 02:04:16.079 don't He's like mongol, it's yeah, I got Yeah. He 2560 02:04:16.199 --> 02:04:19.960 just sounds like a digerie dude. It's crazy. 2561 02:04:20.439 --> 02:04:23.399 Listen if you're listening, listen to the song shadow Crypt 2562 02:04:24.279 --> 02:04:25.079 by Dems or. 2563 02:04:25.159 --> 02:04:27.640 Go and then you guys, the no two words, no 2564 02:04:27.760 --> 02:04:31.359 two phrases belong together, then more than shadow Crypt and 2565 02:04:31.520 --> 02:04:32.359 Demented Arc. 2566 02:04:35.039 --> 02:04:37.119 If you if you asked me, like if I didn't 2567 02:04:37.119 --> 02:04:38.880 even know the name of that band, and you. 2568 02:04:38.880 --> 02:04:39.720 Said who sings? 2569 02:04:40.199 --> 02:04:40.520 What is it? 2570 02:04:40.640 --> 02:04:41.000 Shadow? 2571 02:04:41.199 --> 02:04:43.600 Shadow Crypt? That would have been like, oh, that's clearly demented. 2572 02:04:46.039 --> 02:04:49.640 Couldn't be anybody else. I got a couple of white babies. 2573 02:04:49.680 --> 02:04:54.760 I've been meaning the cell leaking pre colum. We're already squared. Blonde, 2574 02:04:54.800 --> 02:04:57.800 blue eyed German Man applying for Sween's position to gentrify 2575 02:04:57.880 --> 02:05:01.439 the podcast, would say the ND word a little than him. Uh, 2576 02:05:01.720 --> 02:05:04.800 Calamarie already woke Marxist Pope, My ass is full of piss. 2577 02:05:04.840 --> 02:05:08.199 Help thug Zilla versus Kingston's dad wore of the Batimans, 2578 02:05:09.199 --> 02:05:11.760 losing all my friends in the custody battle. CALAMOI already 2579 02:05:12.079 --> 02:05:13.520 Sween confused. 2580 02:05:13.199 --> 02:05:16.119 Between his hallucinations and life. 2581 02:05:18.520 --> 02:05:22.600 Calambriardy Spank Sinatra and bing comsby. 2582 02:05:24.079 --> 02:05:24.920 Jack w f M. 2583 02:05:25.000 --> 02:05:28.600 Super Ultra mega dumb, stupid and idiot idiotic Beetles going 2584 02:05:29.000 --> 02:05:31.920 X Games mode against the gay bug invasion. 2585 02:05:33.560 --> 02:05:35.960 There's too much grease in this dude, What you would 2586 02:05:35.960 --> 02:05:38.239 you eat it? It's just it's just it's it's a 2587 02:05:38.279 --> 02:05:41.000 grease burrito. Oh well, why'd you word to the grease 2588 02:05:41.079 --> 02:05:45.680 burrito then? Because he has no bacon and eggs, can. 2589 02:05:45.760 --> 02:05:48.840 Can you get grease burrito? Hold the meat and the 2590 02:05:48.960 --> 02:05:55.119 beans and the cheese, so you want a fat tortilla 2591 02:05:55.239 --> 02:05:55.880 full of grease? 2592 02:05:57.000 --> 02:05:57.159 Yes? 2593 02:05:57.439 --> 02:05:59.960 You ever see that meme of somebody ordering a pizza 2594 02:06:00.600 --> 02:06:04.960 and they uh, they took off every topic except where 2595 02:06:04.960 --> 02:06:09.079 they put sausage on the left side. So then when 2596 02:06:09.159 --> 02:06:12.520 it shows up, there's this sausage everywhere because there's no 2597 02:06:12.720 --> 02:06:14.279 sausage cheese holden in place. 2598 02:06:15.800 --> 02:06:19.640 It's so funny, so stupid. 2599 02:06:22.159 --> 02:06:23.880 That's exactly the kind of think that would make you laugh. 2600 02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:31.199 And I say, hey, it's a buddy boy kind the day. 2601 02:06:31.800 --> 02:06:35.319 Call them away already, Chris, Chris Quick, quick man, that's 2602 02:06:35.359 --> 02:06:39.399 hard to say, real fast, Chris Quick question. I know 2603 02:06:39.479 --> 02:06:41.439 you hate imagine dragons. Would you still hate them if 2604 02:06:41.479 --> 02:06:42.760 they can rape you? 2605 02:06:46.479 --> 02:06:46.920 What the. 2606 02:06:57.800 --> 02:06:57.840 Like? 2607 02:06:58.000 --> 02:07:02.000 It's so bad that it's I was a positive what 2608 02:07:02.279 --> 02:07:05.479 you write you and you're like, you know what, I 2609 02:07:05.720 --> 02:07:07.399 respect them for raping me. 2610 02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:12.800 Off guard. They earned that rape. 2611 02:07:13.399 --> 02:07:15.399 I never thought they would do something so heinous, and 2612 02:07:15.479 --> 02:07:19.640 that's kind a little bit respectable. I'm gonna go listen 2613 02:07:19.680 --> 02:07:25.960 to thunder now yet get whispering that in your. 2614 02:07:28.199 --> 02:07:31.439 I can't even like, I really did not expect that ending. 2615 02:07:31.560 --> 02:07:35.640 Man, that's pretty. I did not expect that. That's I 2616 02:07:35.840 --> 02:07:38.640 like that. I like that. That's great, good, good good writing. 2617 02:07:38.840 --> 02:07:41.319 Yeah it's not it's it's not gonna be as funny 2618 02:07:41.319 --> 02:07:41.600 after this. 2619 02:07:42.000 --> 02:07:46.960 That's his name. I'll be subscribed to other podcast. 2620 02:07:51.279 --> 02:07:55.000 We traded such a fucking horrible audience. Oh my god, 2621 02:07:55.680 --> 02:07:58.640 I will press charges over Kingston molesting made big meaty stinks. 2622 02:07:58.720 --> 02:08:03.439 Kingson's dad caused the Permian extinction. Uh boogie, it's crazy. 2623 02:08:04.039 --> 02:08:07.159 Imagine living in their creatures, that live, their whole lives 2624 02:08:07.720 --> 02:08:10.479 on an Earth that was falling apart and never knew 2625 02:08:10.520 --> 02:08:15.399 what a sunrise looks like like For millions of years, 2626 02:08:15.439 --> 02:08:19.359 the sudden didn't rise because the fucking asteroid fucked everything up. 2627 02:08:19.680 --> 02:08:21.880 Imagine living on this planet at that point. 2628 02:08:22.159 --> 02:08:26.359 I'd be really cold, probably cold and depressing, cold, Like 2629 02:08:26.600 --> 02:08:33.920 why are weird? Blows man? 2630 02:08:35.279 --> 02:08:37.279 There's dustin glass in my lungs. 2631 02:08:38.039 --> 02:08:39.800 I can't sleep. If I go to sleep, the night 2632 02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:41.760 crewis is gonna come and take me and wear me 2633 02:08:41.880 --> 02:08:44.119 as the fucking constantly. You can't go to sleep because 2634 02:08:44.159 --> 02:08:45.560 the oxygen goes away at night. 2635 02:08:47.039 --> 02:08:47.920 Kind of help places. 2636 02:08:49.840 --> 02:08:53.000 Oh god, what animals still alive from then? That's like 2637 02:08:53.079 --> 02:08:54.920 a press terrestrial. Maybe elephants, right. 2638 02:08:55.079 --> 02:08:58.640 No, elephants are definitely are you crazy? Elephants survived the 2639 02:08:58.720 --> 02:08:59.880 fucking astronot. 2640 02:09:00.479 --> 02:09:04.439 No, no, no, no, I'm like, wow, definitely not right. No, 2641 02:09:06.680 --> 02:09:09.319 I think they did. I think they did. Actually, brother, I. 2642 02:09:09.319 --> 02:09:11.359 Think I'm probably I'm probably really fucked about how long 2643 02:09:11.399 --> 02:09:13.680 that asteroid hit because the elephants. 2644 02:09:13.359 --> 02:09:15.560 The gators just ate all the dead animals that felt 2645 02:09:16.159 --> 02:09:19.239 water and they were like, yeah, I love it. I 2646 02:09:19.399 --> 02:09:22.119 love extinction events being like a savor to tiger and 2647 02:09:26.319 --> 02:09:38.399 across the atmosphere. The fucking fuck the fucking the next 2648 02:09:38.439 --> 02:09:42.880 step in evolution directly got home bladen crazy. 2649 02:09:43.279 --> 02:09:48.800 What the earliest answers of elephants likely uh monrithiums who 2650 02:09:48.840 --> 02:10:00.399 you're heardil around six days ago ancestor around six million 2651 02:10:00.439 --> 02:10:04.199 years ago, sixty million, and then what elephants are in 2652 02:10:04.279 --> 02:10:07.800 the current forum have been around since about six sixty 2653 02:10:07.840 --> 02:10:08.800 five million years ago. 2654 02:10:10.079 --> 02:10:12.159 Before I don't even know how long ago the asteroid was, 2655 02:10:13.319 --> 02:10:22.800 like around the sixties. That's what black people to Earth Space. 2656 02:10:23.159 --> 02:10:24.800 You're trying to hide five papers, Like I was like. 2657 02:10:24.840 --> 02:10:25.720 What the fu there? 2658 02:10:25.800 --> 02:10:29.399 You high five year old? Purpose? Little space does black 2659 02:10:29.439 --> 02:10:31.239 people fall into the ground. Then he grow out, I'm 2660 02:10:31.279 --> 02:10:35.079 black basketball, I'll play basketball. I'm just like you. 2661 02:10:35.159 --> 02:10:38.319 I did. My skin's darker like Nope, change. 2662 02:10:40.359 --> 02:10:44.600 Boogie Woogie Batti bugle Boy Dandy Andy PM of the 2663 02:10:44.640 --> 02:10:50.279 aus Spiderfucker Party. Uh, Christopher gay gay fucking gay gun. 2664 02:10:51.399 --> 02:10:54.560 Would you rather give birth to Portrase O'Neil every day 2665 02:10:54.640 --> 02:10:55.760 or eat Jamaican food? What? 2666 02:10:56.079 --> 02:11:00.039 Right? Right? So the astoids? So the astroids sucked. I 2667 02:11:00.119 --> 02:11:02.800 struck about sixty six million years ago. Yeah, that makes it. 2668 02:11:02.880 --> 02:11:05.239 It's gonna be a little bit after be cause I 2669 02:11:05.239 --> 02:11:07.479 always say sixty five million years ago dinosaurs. 2670 02:11:07.159 --> 02:11:11.760 Roll near to be fucking stupid as dinosaurs. 2671 02:11:12.319 --> 02:11:13.199 That's kind of crazy. 2672 02:11:13.680 --> 02:11:18.359 That dang what that's a long time ago. 2673 02:11:21.000 --> 02:11:28.319 Oh really, I didn't think I thought serious. I won 2674 02:11:28.359 --> 02:11:31.399 an elephant so badly, you fucking don't I do. But 2675 02:11:31.479 --> 02:11:32.680 I know I shouldn't have one. Absolutely. 2676 02:11:32.800 --> 02:11:34.239 I just can't raise one correctly. 2677 02:11:34.720 --> 02:11:36.600 Even if I have the means to raise That's just 2678 02:11:37.319 --> 02:11:40.840 that that's a animal raising it. I'm paying somebody to 2679 02:11:41.000 --> 02:11:41.640 do everything. 2680 02:11:41.760 --> 02:11:43.680 That's a animal like I shouldn't have own one of those. 2681 02:11:43.720 --> 02:11:45.760 But also, like I really I always love that the. 2682 02:11:45.760 --> 02:11:48.640 Food budget on those things must be crazy. Yeah. Yeah, 2683 02:11:48.920 --> 02:11:49.960 it's just like you're you're you. 2684 02:11:50.159 --> 02:11:52.319 You have a specialist to raise it, and then you 2685 02:11:52.479 --> 02:11:54.880 just have you own a specialist in an elephant. 2686 02:11:54.960 --> 02:11:59.279 That's I own a person who's slaved to be an elephant. Basically, 2687 02:12:00.279 --> 02:12:01.600 I'd love to be friends of one, like hug a 2688 02:12:01.640 --> 02:12:02.039 little one. 2689 02:12:03.000 --> 02:12:05.039 Go to Thailand and hang out the fucking elephants. Nah, 2690 02:12:05.199 --> 02:12:07.000 your Thailand, you get elephants. We also get lady boys, 2691 02:12:07.039 --> 02:12:09.039 and I don't want to deal with that. That's crazy. 2692 02:12:09.760 --> 02:12:12.199 It's a deal. You gotta you gotta get them both. 2693 02:12:12.239 --> 02:12:14.760 I'm like, oh my god, pick and choose. 2694 02:12:14.840 --> 02:12:17.039 You gotta I go there for lady boys like an elephants. 2695 02:12:17.079 --> 02:12:17.960 O my god. 2696 02:12:18.560 --> 02:12:21.000 All these dudes A go to Red Light District. They 2697 02:12:21.119 --> 02:12:23.520 go into the room and it's just filled with elephants. Like, 2698 02:12:24.800 --> 02:12:27.279 I don't even understand how there's multiple elephants in this. 2699 02:12:28.039 --> 02:12:31.920 This was a this was a fucking tent, and now 2700 02:12:32.000 --> 02:12:33.079 there's three elephants in here. 2701 02:12:33.960 --> 02:12:35.920 What if you go to Thailand it's the exact opposite, 2702 02:12:35.960 --> 02:12:37.960 where there's just elephant women and trans elephants. 2703 02:12:38.640 --> 02:12:41.079 I love that. I think that's interesting for sure. It's 2704 02:12:41.079 --> 02:12:43.640 way more interesting in my opinion. What would you call them? 2705 02:12:43.960 --> 02:12:47.239 Elephant boys, ellie boys, elphant boy? What would you call 2706 02:12:48.439 --> 02:12:50.439 We'll come back to this in the future. I'm a 2707 02:12:50.479 --> 02:12:53.479 big lady. 2708 02:12:54.079 --> 02:12:55.520 That's disgusting. 2709 02:12:56.760 --> 02:12:56.880 Them. 2710 02:12:57.600 --> 02:12:59.359 Cold Moriarty, Colin. 2711 02:12:59.199 --> 02:13:02.079 Moriarty dead cadid to them stuff gids. 2712 02:13:02.399 --> 02:13:11.000 Devil may Comes is pretty good with the phnice. I'm 2713 02:13:11.079 --> 02:13:15.319 a better man than you. Rick blasting hal size is 2714 02:13:15.319 --> 02:13:18.840 at five thousand p s I, Episode four hundred is 2715 02:13:19.359 --> 02:13:25.079 Lily Jojo and Chris's flashlight, Dave Buntz's stage dive tsunami, 2716 02:13:25.520 --> 02:13:29.399 little high, little low, little come, little blow he Disney's 2717 02:13:29.600 --> 02:13:31.199 that's so gay man, it's the penis. 2718 02:13:31.279 --> 02:13:34.000 I can see he ho he ha ha ha he 2719 02:13:34.159 --> 02:13:36.359 ho ho. What are you doing? What do you do? 2720 02:13:36.880 --> 02:13:37.680 I'm doing to hold down. 2721 02:13:38.479 --> 02:13:39.079 You don't have to do that. 2722 02:13:39.600 --> 02:13:43.199 No one down, he hold down, No one demanded down, 2723 02:13:43.359 --> 02:13:45.399 hold down, hold held down. 2724 02:13:45.800 --> 02:13:48.720 I'm hissing. I'm holding I'm hissing down. Hold Really appreciate 2725 02:13:49.760 --> 02:13:53.000 those people. Hold down, hold down, he be hold down, 2726 02:13:53.119 --> 02:13:53.600 hold down. 2727 02:13:54.880 --> 02:13:58.039 I want a blunderbust. I want a blunderbust in my band. 2728 02:14:00.640 --> 02:14:04.159 Kevin Durant's feet waitout. Your name is Christoph Raymond Gunther 2729 02:14:04.479 --> 02:14:08.880 Uh do Marcellus Wallash fIF and bet Mon Dem. 2730 02:14:08.920 --> 02:14:09.680 I don't know anything. 2731 02:14:10.520 --> 02:14:12.239 Uh fuck you, I ain't paying my TV license, bit 2732 02:14:12.359 --> 02:14:14.640 mister pants. What the what happened to the Halo Show video? 2733 02:14:14.680 --> 02:14:15.079 Don't worry? 2734 02:14:15.840 --> 02:14:21.880 Uh fuck face? Uh unstoppable cardboard pie. I wish Aragorn 2735 02:14:22.039 --> 02:14:26.800 was real, cinnamon, toast cock, jolly old dipshit, the Ace 2736 02:14:26.840 --> 02:14:31.359 of Parades, Intimate's ex Star Wars saalacious crumb cake nice, 2737 02:14:32.319 --> 02:14:32.800 It's not bad. 2738 02:14:32.800 --> 02:14:36.000 I haven't an Intimate's cake in a while. Same. I 2739 02:14:36.039 --> 02:14:37.720 remember liking them. They were like that weird like kind 2740 02:14:37.760 --> 02:14:39.840 of like middle ground between like real. 2741 02:14:40.800 --> 02:14:43.079 Yeah, it was like it was like a it was 2742 02:14:43.119 --> 02:14:45.359 like above Hostess and that kind of thing, but like 2743 02:14:45.640 --> 02:14:47.000 not pure bakery. 2744 02:14:47.399 --> 02:14:52.159 I've had an Intimate Chilis of like store bought pastries. 2745 02:14:52.159 --> 02:14:56.800 I'd love some lemon pound cake right now, like twelve 2746 02:14:57.159 --> 02:14:58.399 for like a like a whole meal. 2747 02:14:58.439 --> 02:14:59.920 It's not a bad deal. But the only Chilies that 2748 02:15:00.000 --> 02:15:01.640 I know about it's really far away, is it. 2749 02:15:01.880 --> 02:15:04.920 Yeah? I think so Glendale is the Chilis in Glendale 2750 02:15:05.399 --> 02:15:08.680 near that Echo Park area. What the other side of. 2751 02:15:09.039 --> 02:15:10.520 Yeah, that's not really Glendale, is it. 2752 02:15:10.640 --> 02:15:13.079 That's more No it's in Glendale, but it's only on 2753 02:15:13.159 --> 02:15:15.600 that side. Is it like by where we used to live. 2754 02:15:17.680 --> 02:15:20.640 In the l A Park, by the l A Park, 2755 02:15:20.680 --> 02:15:23.359 Ego Parknchle park Ways. Although on the side of Brand. 2756 02:15:24.560 --> 02:15:28.319 Okay are you it doesn't sound doesn't sound right, So 2757 02:15:28.399 --> 02:15:29.840 you know Brand is like the middle of Glendo. 2758 02:15:29.960 --> 02:15:30.920 Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 2759 02:15:31.039 --> 02:15:33.039 On the other side is going towards Echo Park. And like, 2760 02:15:37.640 --> 02:15:39.880 I haven't thinking about Chili's lately. I don't know why. 2761 02:15:40.479 --> 02:15:41.920 I've never got to choose. One of my friends got 2762 02:15:42.000 --> 02:15:45.119 a fucking Chilies get on a swag bag. Really, yeah 2763 02:15:45.800 --> 02:15:52.960 she did. That's awesome. It's terrible. Francis no jack Oh, 2764 02:15:54.039 --> 02:15:57.319 she had a fucking swag bag and I was like, 2765 02:15:57.399 --> 02:15:59.119 you're trash, You're trashed. 2766 02:15:59.319 --> 02:16:01.239 These have good I remember they had a chocolate shake 2767 02:16:01.279 --> 02:16:03.039 that I fucking was obsessed with and then they stopped 2768 02:16:03.039 --> 02:16:04.439 making them. Like I went back one day and then 2769 02:16:04.479 --> 02:16:05.800 they were like, we don't do that anymore, and I'm like, 2770 02:16:05.840 --> 02:16:07.039 what why? 2771 02:16:07.199 --> 02:16:10.399 It was just such a staple converter. I don't know. 2772 02:16:13.479 --> 02:16:14.319 I'm not even exaggerating. 2773 02:16:14.319 --> 02:16:15.680 I never went back. When when I found that out, 2774 02:16:15.680 --> 02:16:16.960 I was like, well, I'm not going I mean, I 2775 02:16:16.960 --> 02:16:18.640 don't know, man, I really like those shakes. I mean 2776 02:16:18.680 --> 02:16:19.279 I get that. 2777 02:16:19.640 --> 02:16:26.720 Yeah, Calm Riarty, Kingston's beatle playing with my micro beatle penis. 2778 02:16:26.800 --> 02:16:31.000 You can't stop me? What is a Beatles micro penis? 2779 02:16:31.039 --> 02:16:31.279 Look like? 2780 02:16:31.840 --> 02:16:35.920 That's great that it doesn't look like anything. Uh, some 2781 02:16:36.159 --> 02:16:38.559 retard Maxter got beat to death by kangaroo jacket North 2782 02:16:38.600 --> 02:16:44.879 Carolina ripped Boso. What did the kangaro beat somebody to death? Recently? 2783 02:16:47.440 --> 02:16:52.040 The audience looked that up for me? Does happen? Jamie 2784 02:16:52.360 --> 02:16:53.239 on the screen right now? 2785 02:16:53.319 --> 02:16:56.639 Friend Dick Kingston's dad Michael Vick fights Crypto the super 2786 02:16:56.639 --> 02:16:59.959 Dog and beats him badly. Colon Moriarty sad gay little 2787 02:17:00.079 --> 02:17:06.639 beetles squeezing his beetle balls until he feels something. There's 2788 02:17:06.719 --> 02:17:08.719 way more beatles than there used to be. There used 2789 02:17:08.719 --> 02:17:11.000 to be just one guy, I'm pretty sure. And now 2790 02:17:11.079 --> 02:17:13.000 it's like that's what was that like the eighth or 2791 02:17:13.079 --> 02:17:17.600 the seventh or something? Fucking search Peter Lorie fish battle. 2792 02:17:17.719 --> 02:17:20.680 Colin Moriarty, I can't drown my semen. They know how 2793 02:17:20.719 --> 02:17:21.120 to swim. 2794 02:17:21.479 --> 02:17:24.840 It's big gay beetle guzzling cum like it's sugar water. 2795 02:17:25.719 --> 02:17:30.280 Smitchy the kid bit. I know what that is. I 2796 02:17:30.319 --> 02:17:32.360 can't drown my semen and other swim. That's a fucking 2797 02:17:32.479 --> 02:17:38.600 uh bring me the horizon? Oh so yeah, it's a 2798 02:17:38.799 --> 02:17:42.840 It's a song that blew up on TikTok. Can you 2799 02:17:42.879 --> 02:17:45.440 feel my heart? So what's the game? Is it bring 2800 02:17:45.520 --> 02:17:46.280 me some more guys? 2801 02:17:46.360 --> 02:17:49.040 Then I guess that's what it would be. You guys, 2802 02:17:49.079 --> 02:17:50.600 You guys probably heard that because it blew up on 2803 02:17:51.440 --> 02:17:53.680 cont thirteen album. I used to fucking like ride my 2804 02:17:53.719 --> 02:17:56.280 bike to work listening to the album all time and. 2805 02:17:56.399 --> 02:18:04.520 Dutch d oh, I know that is Chad thing or whatever. Yeah, 2806 02:18:05.000 --> 02:18:05.920 it's that. It's like the bridge. 2807 02:18:06.000 --> 02:18:06.680 Oh that's crazy. 2808 02:18:06.799 --> 02:18:10.920 Yeah, they know how to swim. I thought it was. 2809 02:18:11.399 --> 02:18:14.760 Actually I was like, that's is that? 2810 02:18:14.879 --> 02:18:18.040 I know what that is, especially the kid VAM has 2811 02:18:18.520 --> 02:18:20.879 beef with the other Colin more retardy calm. I already calm. 2812 02:18:20.959 --> 02:18:22.959 I already posted the clarity nut from Hell's Heart. I 2813 02:18:23.000 --> 02:18:28.639 come at THEE from Harold's Heart. I comment the autobots 2814 02:18:30.760 --> 02:18:34.840 climb out, roll out, dome out. I don't know what 2815 02:18:34.879 --> 02:18:43.079 you would say, auto calm, bubble bustle on the back 2816 02:18:43.120 --> 02:18:45.799 of someone's head and not some unconscious not a gun 2817 02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:52.559 I'm Bustlebee now bustle Cumblebee is better. Yeah, you're right, 2818 02:18:53.040 --> 02:19:04.040 Cumblebee cocktamis prime, cock is prime, damn Penis stront I 2819 02:19:04.040 --> 02:19:05.479 don't know mega cock. 2820 02:19:07.239 --> 02:19:10.239 Megaslan is perfect, megaslong is perfect. 2821 02:19:11.120 --> 02:19:16.079 Comestream come stream yeah uh. And then I said it Devastators, 2822 02:19:16.120 --> 02:19:18.840 masturbator Yeah yeah, Jesus. 2823 02:19:20.079 --> 02:19:20.559 Was too easy. 2824 02:19:23.600 --> 02:19:27.520 And then it's Shilah buff Iron, It's it's I couldn't 2825 02:19:27.520 --> 02:19:33.479 think of Ironhead dies, Iron Iron thies, Uh, Iron guys, guys. 2826 02:19:33.280 --> 02:19:34.399 I'm trying to think of something. 2827 02:19:35.040 --> 02:19:35.719 Yeah, that's harder. 2828 02:19:35.799 --> 02:19:37.920 Yeah, Iron heids, hard, Iron bys. 2829 02:19:38.120 --> 02:19:42.239 Iron whatever, Star coffee, yir half at cock You I'm king. 2830 02:19:42.319 --> 02:19:44.200 Since Dad and I just don't understand b l M 2831 02:19:44.479 --> 02:19:48.040 all lives clearly matter, ikick, Since that this is the 2832 02:19:48.159 --> 02:19:51.200 largest star in our galaxy. This is the largest store 2833 02:19:51.239 --> 02:19:54.360 in our galaxy, three billion times the best of our 2834 02:19:54.440 --> 02:20:00.159 something and almost half as white as Sweeney's toothkit. Carl 2835 02:20:00.239 --> 02:20:02.680 Sagan really has it out for you for some reason, 2836 02:20:02.719 --> 02:20:06.600 scientific scientific, This rotund bastard. 2837 02:20:09.079 --> 02:20:11.760 This fat black person needs to be smited with every 2838 02:20:11.840 --> 02:20:15.000 bit of hard power. Someone killed him, if it were 2839 02:20:15.079 --> 02:20:15.319 if it. 2840 02:20:15.319 --> 02:20:18.559 Were up to me, Carl sagan, I would shoot this 2841 02:20:18.680 --> 02:20:24.200 man in the nape of his neck, my son. 2842 02:20:25.319 --> 02:20:26.360 Or I am king Dad. 2843 02:20:26.920 --> 02:20:35.000 No, fair enough, No, there's no attempt made. Just like 2844 02:20:35.200 --> 02:20:38.879 I tried, I asked nicely. That's all I can do. 2845 02:20:39.079 --> 02:20:40.760 That's all you can do. That's really all you get 2846 02:20:40.760 --> 02:20:42.639 at the end of the day, society, and like, what 2847 02:20:42.680 --> 02:20:44.239 am I gonna do? I am not going to stop 2848 02:20:45.440 --> 02:20:47.000 no way, you know how. I'm going to stop till 2849 02:20:47.040 --> 02:20:47.719 this man is dead. 2850 02:20:49.680 --> 02:20:53.000 The only thing keeping humanity from reaching their full potential 2851 02:20:53.040 --> 02:20:59.959 in the Stutters is Kingston's continued survival. I have proposed 2852 02:21:00.399 --> 02:21:04.000 a plan to Congress to shoot him in the nape 2853 02:21:04.040 --> 02:21:04.520 of his neck. 2854 02:21:07.879 --> 02:21:11.719 The big beautiful nape shooting. Yeah. I love the idea. 2855 02:21:12.360 --> 02:21:14.479 I love that sing out the nape of something. Yeah, 2856 02:21:15.440 --> 02:21:20.280 it's just scific, beautiful neck shooting Bill. I shot him 2857 02:21:20.280 --> 02:21:23.760 in the nape of his neck. He died like he 2858 02:21:23.799 --> 02:21:24.760 didn't see the coming. 2859 02:21:26.319 --> 02:21:28.239 You know, they've been talking about passing the big beautiful bill, 2860 02:21:28.799 --> 02:21:33.000 the one big beautiful bill. Right now they're talking about 2861 02:21:33.360 --> 02:21:35.559 Trump has a one big beautiful bill. That's what it's 2862 02:21:35.639 --> 02:21:38.600 literally called. Yeah, and so's trying to pass a bunch 2863 02:21:38.600 --> 02:21:41.920 of stuff that's gonna obviously wreck the economy more tax cuts, 2864 02:21:42.000 --> 02:21:44.559 but the tax cuts are gonna throw us more into 2865 02:21:44.559 --> 02:21:45.079 that blah blah. 2866 02:21:45.680 --> 02:21:47.799 So it's just one of those things that class. 2867 02:21:47.879 --> 02:21:51.600 I like the idea of the Bill's four hundred pages long, 2868 02:21:51.920 --> 02:21:56.600 like literally, but it's just the plan to shoot the nape. 2869 02:21:56.399 --> 02:22:04.799 Of his neck, that insane paragraphs, detailed patents and plans, 2870 02:22:06.159 --> 02:22:10.399 interviews of how to Kill Me. Yeah, Carl Sagan has 2871 02:22:10.399 --> 02:22:11.760 been brought back to life to consult. 2872 02:22:11.959 --> 02:22:19.600 He's he's like Withers from uh, you know, how to Kill. 2873 02:22:20.079 --> 02:22:22.079 This is the largest star in I gut. Yeah, okay, 2874 02:22:22.120 --> 02:22:23.840 right there can we get kicks? 2875 02:22:23.920 --> 02:22:27.479 Is good on the podcast Crag the Canadian. 2876 02:22:28.440 --> 02:22:30.879 H And now this guy, how what the fuck is 2877 02:22:30.879 --> 02:22:33.040 he doing this? Man, it's a little impressive. It's a 2878 02:22:33.079 --> 02:22:37.559 little I don't even know. Let me so, I don't 2879 02:22:37.559 --> 02:22:39.120 know if really even the audience will be able to 2880 02:22:39.159 --> 02:22:45.120 see it, but like that's impressive, Like I don't even. 2881 02:22:46.920 --> 02:22:47.479 That's cool. 2882 02:22:47.760 --> 02:22:50.959 I don't even understand how he's doing it. But it's 2883 02:22:50.959 --> 02:22:53.079 like fucking hieroglyphics of a little among us character with 2884 02:22:53.120 --> 02:22:54.319 a penis that's sperming. 2885 02:22:54.479 --> 02:22:58.559 And then it's some chicken doggie and then some lady 2886 02:22:58.559 --> 02:23:01.280 who's like, I guess, jerking her hair off. It's very strange, 2887 02:23:01.840 --> 02:23:02.399 didn't you that one? 2888 02:23:02.680 --> 02:23:02.840 Yeah? 2889 02:23:02.879 --> 02:23:05.440 Well I like it. I'm not about to move it again. 2890 02:23:06.239 --> 02:23:10.360 I was like very tedious to the first time. It's 2891 02:23:10.399 --> 02:23:12.479 your voice, seany d. I have transformed into a ginger 2892 02:23:12.559 --> 02:23:16.360 version of Colum. We already come come shot gaming trademark 2893 02:23:17.479 --> 02:23:18.040 at Grock. 2894 02:23:18.200 --> 02:23:18.760 Is this true? 2895 02:23:19.440 --> 02:23:22.719 Service Agent two sixty seven, starting podcast number one, January twelve, 2896 02:23:22.799 --> 02:23:23.440 twenty fourteen. 2897 02:23:23.879 --> 02:23:25.799 That is true. Oh that's crazy. 2898 02:23:26.040 --> 02:23:27.280 That is the first one, the first one that I 2899 02:23:27.360 --> 02:23:31.319 ever did. Yeah, under that name with fucking my friend 2900 02:23:31.440 --> 02:23:32.280 Sean and Jalen. 2901 02:23:32.840 --> 02:23:39.040 Oh god, Jen Jalen was on that episode. Sean Sean Sean, 2902 02:23:40.000 --> 02:23:45.879 they killed him? Is it happening? Yeah? Yeah, Well what 2903 02:23:46.000 --> 02:23:47.600 day is it? Today is Wednesday? 2904 02:23:47.879 --> 02:23:49.159 Yeah, Yeah, we're recording Sunday. 2905 02:23:49.399 --> 02:23:52.040 Let's go, it'll be it'll be a fun day. We're 2906 02:23:52.040 --> 02:23:57.959 gonna skip on Monday. Yeah, I guess so yeah Monday. Yeah, Well, 2907 02:23:57.959 --> 02:24:03.479 because you guys are gonna i'm am gonna skip Monday. 2908 02:24:03.680 --> 02:24:04.719 We're not gonna skip Monday. 2909 02:24:04.760 --> 02:24:06.079 No, Well, you guys are doing it on Sunday, so 2910 02:24:06.159 --> 02:24:09.440 there's no that's gonna be Monday's podcast essentially that you 2911 02:24:09.479 --> 02:24:10.280 guys do it on Sunday. 2912 02:24:10.319 --> 02:24:13.239 Oh, I guess, Okay, I don't. I mean, I thought 2913 02:24:13.280 --> 02:24:14.879 it was in my head. 2914 02:24:14.879 --> 02:24:16.120 I thought it was an extra Amma because it was 2915 02:24:16.120 --> 02:24:17.760 gonna be so in the But like I guess, I 2916 02:24:17.799 --> 02:24:20.360 don't care. It makes sense to do it as a 2917 02:24:20.360 --> 02:24:23.079 normal episode too. I think, yeah, either way, it makes 2918 02:24:23.079 --> 02:24:23.440 sense to me. 2919 02:24:23.520 --> 02:24:27.719 It's fine. Everybody knows Jalen. Yeah, we'll get them. Well, 2920 02:24:28.520 --> 02:24:30.479 I thought it was. I mean, even if it's shorter, 2921 02:24:31.760 --> 02:24:34.399 I think it should. I don't think it should be hidden. Yeah, 2922 02:24:35.079 --> 02:24:37.639 I think people need to see the glory. You're right. 2923 02:24:39.559 --> 02:24:42.360 I think everybody is a fucking gay person except for me. 2924 02:24:43.440 --> 02:24:48.600 Everybody's trying to fuck me, my beautiful boy, asshole. Everybody 2925 02:24:48.639 --> 02:24:49.760 trying to me so much. 2926 02:24:49.760 --> 02:24:54.040 Well, everybody trying to fuck you. Farther that was going on, man, 2927 02:24:54.319 --> 02:24:56.520 I don't know. Why is there a wincher in the 2928 02:24:56.559 --> 02:24:57.200 middle of our. 2929 02:24:59.440 --> 02:25:03.959 Lillian Moriarty gone Marty Jojo asking Sween to borrow some 2930 02:25:04.120 --> 02:25:05.200 melon and so she could use. 2931 02:25:05.120 --> 02:25:10.959 The editorder out there called m H. Lawyer. Never said it, right, No, 2932 02:25:11.559 --> 02:25:13.879 she's never said it. She's never said that. She's never 2933 02:25:13.959 --> 02:25:17.280 said I made the screen black, my accidents low. I'm 2934 02:25:17.319 --> 02:25:21.399 mister Witcher. I can't fix this. What's your name, mister 2935 02:25:23.920 --> 02:25:24.639 John Witcher? 2936 02:25:27.959 --> 02:25:31.600 John Oblivion Remastered made me convert to Christianity and pray 2937 02:25:31.680 --> 02:25:35.200 to God every day for you for a new Vegas remaster. 2938 02:25:35.440 --> 02:25:38.120 The Centurion commanding the one hundred guys against the Gorilla 2939 02:25:38.959 --> 02:25:40.799 cal moriarty Obi want to blow me waiting for Sween 2940 02:25:40.879 --> 02:25:43.040 hunting tear. I want his pelt calmoy already Kremlin to 2941 02:25:43.079 --> 02:25:47.000 gremlin glog gloggo Glugu Caribou calin Mori alrety ninth level 2942 02:25:47.000 --> 02:25:49.639 wizard avocation spell. It's you, Colon, biggest Borderlands fan. Finally, 2943 02:25:49.639 --> 02:25:52.600 I hope for the future. Kingson's dad's voice, my baby boy, Come. 2944 02:25:52.479 --> 02:25:55.079 Meet your new step more there, she's a farmer. Don't 2945 02:25:55.120 --> 02:25:58.719 be piketed my soul. That's a monster. That's a monster. 2946 02:25:59.280 --> 02:25:59.920 I need to kill it. 2947 02:26:01.000 --> 02:26:04.239 That may be a monster, but it's not nearly as 2948 02:26:04.319 --> 02:26:09.520 much of a monster as Kingston is, especially the nape 2949 02:26:09.559 --> 02:26:10.040 of his neck. 2950 02:26:10.600 --> 02:26:13.360 There's a fucking ball of people that hate me, so 2951 02:26:13.600 --> 02:26:14.879 most intelligent people in the world. 2952 02:26:15.000 --> 02:26:18.639 My dad's there, Black gay son, won't you come and 2953 02:26:18.680 --> 02:26:22.000 blast away my ass? Pound Garden Kings's Dad's favorite song, 2954 02:26:22.200 --> 02:26:25.440 Puffini Brothers Jeffrey Epstein in Minecraft movie be Like I 2955 02:26:25.520 --> 02:26:30.920 Am Steen, DONC Donkerson, the Colon Swinging Slasher Uh, jury 2956 02:26:31.079 --> 02:26:35.040 from said Hwuan, jury from Street Fighter giving me a 2957 02:26:35.159 --> 02:26:37.399 seer by foot job under the table at Denny's Parenthesesis 2958 02:26:37.440 --> 02:26:39.559 two Am and Spider Man three Emo. Peter says shalom 2959 02:26:39.600 --> 02:26:41.719 when answering the phone. This is to show that he's evil. 2960 02:26:41.760 --> 02:26:45.520 Now, Colin Mury already, don't don't judge me. 2961 02:26:45.600 --> 02:26:47.680 This is Colin's own joke from Gamo A Gregory Show. Oh, 2962 02:26:47.719 --> 02:26:52.000 Calin Mury, farty, h me be fishy limp, biscuits and gravy, 2963 02:26:52.360 --> 02:26:56.639 the rancid slopped hog, John Strickland Merse eighteen eighty nine. 2964 02:26:56.680 --> 02:26:58.280 Got a Wait, got wait to dunk last night. We'llcome 2965 02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:00.200 in a puddle of vomit and piss on someone else 2966 02:27:00.239 --> 02:27:03.559 is the living room floor. That's fucking disastrous. 2967 02:27:03.680 --> 02:27:06.680 That's a joke. I hope you've cleaned it up. Damn 2968 02:27:07.079 --> 02:27:10.360 fucking psycho. The first charge of of Colmar You are 2969 02:27:10.360 --> 02:27:16.799 already featuring Keith David Kingston being was totally raped by Falmer. 2970 02:27:18.719 --> 02:27:21.799 Blake eight ninety six, I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts 2971 02:27:21.840 --> 02:27:24.319 at the Dick Sucking Factory, and all I got was 2972 02:27:24.520 --> 02:27:31.200 lockjaw as as previously mentioned, Dick Sucking Factor a job, 2973 02:27:31.280 --> 02:27:34.799 that's the word like a John m'laney joke, as previously mentioned, 2974 02:27:34.840 --> 02:27:36.680 is insane crazy. 2975 02:27:37.200 --> 02:27:40.719 Uh you've been to the Factor once? No, never, once? 2976 02:27:40.799 --> 02:27:43.399 Why not? Don't really like Dick timas. 2977 02:27:45.600 --> 02:27:47.959 It's that's it's like, that's not the it's the historical 2978 02:27:49.000 --> 02:27:53.799 value on it. You're fucking you're a monster. Okay, you've 2979 02:27:53.840 --> 02:27:55.559 never been to the Holocaust Museum. You've never been to 2980 02:27:55.600 --> 02:27:56.600 a museum of tolerance. 2981 02:27:57.399 --> 02:28:01.360 You've never you've never bathed once. 2982 02:28:02.159 --> 02:28:03.799 You've never even painted with all the colors of the 2983 02:28:03.840 --> 02:28:04.600 wind never. 2984 02:28:05.159 --> 02:28:08.319 You've never done anything never, gonne I get. I get 2985 02:28:08.440 --> 02:28:11.239 Carl Sagan, Yeah, really do. I'm looking at his nape 2986 02:28:11.319 --> 02:28:11.680 right now. 2987 02:28:12.600 --> 02:28:15.079 I'm looking at his nape right now with feverish intent, 2988 02:28:18.159 --> 02:28:20.799 sweety tearing it up, tearing it up in a bowl 2989 02:28:20.840 --> 02:28:24.319 of coal. Slaw and final page Demon Days is now 2990 02:28:24.319 --> 02:28:28.120 officially twenty years old. Desk goofy Kanye stole the action 2991 02:28:28.520 --> 02:28:30.000 uh n word thing like. 2992 02:28:30.040 --> 02:28:33.799 Two days after that episode got posted. Come on, Eileen, 2993 02:28:34.719 --> 02:28:37.399 Nigga Hitler, Come. 2994 02:28:37.239 --> 02:28:43.959 On, Eileen by the dexys Uhte Hitler Dexi's Midnight Runner 2995 02:28:43.959 --> 02:28:44.479 is what do you do? 2996 02:28:44.920 --> 02:28:46.680 I don't know. I just I hate that ship. I 2997 02:28:46.760 --> 02:28:48.479 hate all good it sounds. It is a catchy song. 2998 02:28:48.840 --> 02:28:52.479 Shot Young Calamario already Sergeant Johnson versus three Gorillas, Nikki 2999 02:28:52.520 --> 02:28:55.600 Ziggy fermented Pigmy Amelia Earhart falling out of Derek's acid 3000 02:28:55.639 --> 02:29:00.360 demanding you installed Expression thirty three. It's some dumb ass. Uh, 3001 02:29:00.920 --> 02:29:04.879 just some dumbass, sorry, Miss Jackson. Badly Brave dog the 3002 02:29:04.920 --> 02:29:06.479 baby Hunter eight theory and he's help blowering, He's up 3003 02:29:06.520 --> 02:29:08.399 in the hill. Three penis Nae from Melphis one and 3004 02:29:08.520 --> 02:29:09.200 rounding out our. 3005 02:29:09.120 --> 02:29:13.280 List as always, Hey, okay, the kitten of Haphazard. We 3006 02:29:13.399 --> 02:29:16.440 did it, guys. Two and a half hours, half hours 3007 02:29:16.600 --> 02:29:21.719 a reasonable time wading about camera