Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarsack. You're about to teach.
Speaker 2: Your name's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gods, Derek Black,
Speaker 2: Ben and Tom Sway.
Speaker 3: Sit back and prepare for some ship.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory.
Speaker 4: Those old like wood panel like seventy conditioners, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: that used to like make it snow.
Speaker 1: Damn near I things are so cool.
Speaker 2: My friend had one. Uh cha hadn't seen her. It
Speaker 2: was like, oh nine or something.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, and I crashed.
Speaker 4: That's those are? Those are two and nine? That's Antoine
Speaker 4: Johnson time.
Speaker 1: And I guess a little pre ant one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he was like twenty eleven. I feel like, right, well,
Speaker 4: Antoine Dodson, you remember him?
Speaker 1: Not at all? I just saw like those guys that
Speaker 1: still exist.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the auto tune the news guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shmoyo, sure, whatever you say. I don't know who
Speaker 1: they are.
Speaker 2: Actually, the auto tune of the news guys. You remember, though,
Speaker 2: you remember Antoine Dodson.
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't Internet like that yet. Well, obviously we
Speaker 1: have a rapist in Lincoln Park. Oh my god, is
Speaker 1: that windows?
Speaker 4: He snatches your people up trying to rape him. So
Speaker 4: you only need that you kids, had you had your kids,
Speaker 4: had had your kids hajai and had your husband. Because
Speaker 4: they rape it everybody out here. You don't have to
Speaker 4: come and confess.
Speaker 1: We looking for you. We gonna find you, We gonna
Speaker 1: find you. So you can run until that run into that,
Speaker 1: runing to that homeboy, home home, home boy.
Speaker 4: And then he died. Shortly after that.
Speaker 1: He died, actually he was raped by he was Yeah.
Speaker 4: Podcast podcast the only the only show where Antoine Dotson
Speaker 4: is still talked about this.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember a true statement.
Speaker 5: I remember that, I remember the haiks wife thing and
Speaker 5: I was like, this is stupid. Yeah, like of course
Speaker 5: it was stupid, and I remember like, oh, this is
Speaker 5: this is sort of fun because that's back when Vine started.
Speaker 1: I just started. Yeah, those pretty slightly slightly before, yeah,
Speaker 1: two years predated. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Have you watched vines after, like like in the more
Speaker 5: modern sense there, Yes, schizophrenic of course, but there's only
Speaker 5: six seconds. I know, but it's even like I was like,
Speaker 5: how could I follow these? Once upon a time.
Speaker 4: I really liked vines at the time, and I think
Speaker 4: I still do ultimately because it's there's like no commitment necessary.
Speaker 4: You know what you're in for it's not like a
Speaker 4: TikTok where you started and you're like, oh, this might
Speaker 4: be five seconds or six minutes.
Speaker 1: Well I learned.
Speaker 2: I think when it's pasted a minute, there's a little
Speaker 2: still strong. Yeah, but still if it's under a minute,
Speaker 2: you don't know. Yeah, and that's what upset.
Speaker 4: Yeah, five seconds and forty five seconds are two very different,
Speaker 4: and I would I would like to know, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: But I think that you you had to like there
Speaker 4: was a lot of stuff where like I think you
Speaker 4: had to be quick and improvisational and a little bit more,
Speaker 4: you had a box that you had to think outside
Speaker 4: of a little bit. I think most vines are obviously
Speaker 4: like most like most content are stupid. I think video suck.
Speaker 5: I think think about Vinus that vine let too many
Speaker 5: pieces of ship into the contractor sphere, like far far,
Speaker 5: far too many.
Speaker 1: I get. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it was just like for them to just
Speaker 2: just almost I don't want to say authentically, but I
Speaker 2: can't think of a better word right now, because since
Speaker 2: it's it's six second flash in the pan, some good
Speaker 2: looking white boy just boom doing something stupid like that.
Speaker 2: You just move and then and then everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's so fucking funny, and then they just follow them.
Speaker 1: Like you don't have there's no time for all. That's clever.
Speaker 1: It's that you know, that's not that didn't rise to
Speaker 1: the top. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know any of those most of the
Speaker 2: Viner invasion of YouTube, I had never seen any of
Speaker 2: those people prior.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so be fair.
Speaker 2: I also, I didn't get on TikTok until it just
Speaker 2: about shut down, so.
Speaker 1: I was super late. That's pretty funny.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm kind of starting to get
Speaker 2: into this, and then it was gone, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 2: fucking hold on a second, hold the fucking phone.
Speaker 1: You want to take this? You had extra time. We
Speaker 1: started late today. I had as song as I got this. Huh.
Speaker 1: I was late because I got this. I didn't make breakfast,
Speaker 1: so you would have been extra late. I would have
Speaker 1: made breakfast. Yeah, thats why I didn't make breakfast.
Speaker 4: I'm so confused by this.
Speaker 1: You had an extra twenty minutes. Yeah, and I was
Speaker 1: waiting for this.
Speaker 4: No, this is exactly what I was saying. I have
Speaker 4: an extra twenty minutes if we spend it somewhere else.
Speaker 4: So I'm still late.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I was waiting for this.
Speaker 2: No, you, there's no excuse to be late when you
Speaker 2: should have been here at eleven thirty. Be an extra
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Do not be late. So we should have been able
Speaker 1: to get food. I was waiting for this. You were
Speaker 1: waiting for twenty minutes for a rap? Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to get it delivered, so I had to wait from
Speaker 1: the get there to my house.
Speaker 6: Got it delivered.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I didn't go up the street. I came
Speaker 5: straight year. It's like, I'm gonna orders and get it
Speaker 5: brought here.
Speaker 1: And it took a little later. I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: well whatever, man, bits of food, whatever.
Speaker 4: It's just it's just like, look, he's literally he's actually
Speaker 4: fucking was going off.
Speaker 1: He's trying to protect you. Got that gay ass rainbow sery? Wait,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is that?
Speaker 4: That's how that happens.
Speaker 1: It's the AI.
Speaker 2: It just you I up get dated, say eighteen point whatever,
Speaker 2: and that's what it is. Now serious, still a little
Speaker 2: dot of the thing.
Speaker 1: But I'm oh, what the fuck? That looks crazy? Bitch
Speaker 1: ass nigga, that's not necessary. That looks insane.
Speaker 2: You got a black woman's voice, A serious you gotta
Speaker 2: respond to that, you bitch ass nigga. Ho excuse me,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you hey, straight up, not talking about anymore.
Speaker 2: What's my nickname?
Speaker 1: You need to unlock your dang. She's really useless.
Speaker 4: You got a black woman for your for your for
Speaker 4: your series.
Speaker 1: That is that possible? Man? It reset. I don't have
Speaker 1: my nickname anymore.
Speaker 2: No, they don't have a black voice. It just sound
Speaker 2: a little ghetto. She she has a little attitude sometimes
Speaker 2: I have an Australian lady. I used to, but then
Speaker 2: like it reset everything apparently I don't even have a
Speaker 2: nickname anymore.
Speaker 4: Before it's it's not no, it's not funny if I.
Speaker 2: Say well, if I say it, it's just like, of course,
Speaker 2: you fucking immature, dumb bitch. But like her saying it,
Speaker 2: it would have That's the whole thing. It's just kind
Speaker 2: of funny that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm just gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm still a little upset about that.
Speaker 2: No, Like I actually so, I was on time and
Speaker 2: then I got the text from him and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh great, I have time to go to uh the
Speaker 2: that place that actually does take a long time, but
Speaker 2: that's the twenty minutes is plenty long. Twenty minutes is insane.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't even take twenty minutes at a fucking restaurant.
Speaker 2: And unless you're at a really shitty restaurant that takes
Speaker 2: fucking hour, you know, some people do that. But there's
Speaker 2: a bitch ass nigga. I'm telling you, man, just I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have like some time bandits beat the piss out
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 1: Yes, what is a time Bandit?
Speaker 2: A time bandit is a person that holds time. It's
Speaker 2: a group of people that really hold time precious. It's
Speaker 2: a precious thing to them. And for the people that
Speaker 2: disrespect time, they rob it from you by beating the piss.
Speaker 1: Out of you. So they make my life shorter by
Speaker 1: beating it.
Speaker 4: I guess everybody's everybody has the capacity to be a
Speaker 4: time banded.
Speaker 1: So it's not like a creatures a person that it's
Speaker 1: not like. People take it very seriously.
Speaker 2: That's the thing, and they're they're they're the I don't
Speaker 2: know if you remember when we were doing this is
Speaker 2: an extra ammo, guys, we have a we have a
Speaker 2: premium show, goddamn. And then we did like a I
Speaker 2: don't even remember how we were.
Speaker 4: We were trying to figure out we were trying to
Speaker 4: write the rest of each other's lives, I think, and
Speaker 4: you guys killed me immediately after the show.
Speaker 1: I didn't this dude to get there. I wasn't trying
Speaker 1: to kill you away. Chris got teleported to the future,
Speaker 1: lived maybe six hours of terror, it was like minutes,
Speaker 1: it was six minutes, whatever it was, and he teleported
Speaker 1: back here to die and he loops. It's a there's
Speaker 1: always like a copy of you that gets killed by
Speaker 1: the microwave. You have to explain it. It's not possible.
Speaker 1: You can't explain this microwave. They killed on the street.
Speaker 1: Go sign up, Go sign up for our patron if
Speaker 1: you want to.
Speaker 4: Hear bullshit nonsense over there. Basically garbage. There was time bandits,
Speaker 4: that's all.
Speaker 1: That's what. That was my point. It's a good point.
Speaker 1: I think rescued you or I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then and then uh wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 2: wait wait, imagine dragon uh androids, just.
Speaker 1: Just imagine imagine droids. Imagine drag droids. Imagine drag droids, dragoids.
Speaker 1: Dragonoids saved you. Imagine dragon OIDA. The best it is
Speaker 1: so funny was mundane because I actually lived a kind
Speaker 1: of semi decent life. I was like, this is boring.
Speaker 6: I was like, a.
Speaker 1: Like, so can we stop?
Speaker 4: We're because because now we're just like giving a summary
Speaker 4: of something that people need to pay for.
Speaker 2: I think, well they, I think it will intrigue them
Speaker 2: even more, Like if I was thinking of me and
Speaker 2: being on the outside looking like that sounds so insane.
Speaker 1: I need to listen to it. Yeah, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be a salesman. This nigg has been robbing my time.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Podcast. We want to start off today with with a
Speaker 4: write in. I want to start off today with a
Speaker 4: ride in hot from Sandwich. Okay cool, so Sandwich wrote
Speaker 4: in this is amazing, good day ethnicities in my phone,
Speaker 4: no question today. I just wanted to inform you you
Speaker 4: might be the first that I might be the first
Speaker 4: person to actually be fired for my job for listening
Speaker 4: to this podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh no, long story short.
Speaker 4: I worked as a delivery driver for a grocery store
Speaker 4: and they recently had AI cameras installed that will record
Speaker 4: short clips from minor things in my case. In my case,
Speaker 4: I was going thirty one in a thirty egregious Oh whoa,
Speaker 4: whoa Yeah. Anyway, all you could hear. In the eight
Speaker 4: second clip, was Kingston doing an impression of a racist
Speaker 4: and he says the hard R three times and with
Speaker 4: no context. It just sounds like I was listening to
Speaker 4: white supremacist media.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 4: Anyway, anyway, this is I've been saying this since the beginning.
Speaker 1: By the way, amazing.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I already have a new job, so I thought
Speaker 4: you would get a chuckle out of that.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I'm yeah, I'm I'm glad. You really sad, No,
Speaker 1: you should. I know. It's it's out of context. A
Speaker 1: lot of things sound terrible. No, not the same, the same,
Speaker 1: not the same as as someone I'm saying slurs three times. Yes,
Speaker 1: that is a bit worse. Protecting neck man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Like if if if you are in a sensitive situation
Speaker 2: like you, you wouldn't, like, say me, if I was driving,
Speaker 2: I'd be listening with one Earbudton. You know, I still
Speaker 2: have one so I can hear everything. But I'd like
Speaker 2: if I want to listen to something vulgar for what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I would protect myself in that way. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying there's some people just never think about stuff
Speaker 2: like that because they're just like, oh whatever, and then
Speaker 2: this is a very odd situation where the camera record like,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 4: The fact that it happened to hit. Oh no, it's
Speaker 4: not that weird that it would hit. It's not that
Speaker 4: weird that the recording would trigger right when he says
Speaker 4: the hard R because he says it all the.
Speaker 1: Time the time. I don't say that often anymore. You
Speaker 1: said it so often that somebody got a I clipped
Speaker 1: and fired because of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's an unforded situation. No, that the likelihood of
Speaker 4: that is crazy. You know how many hours you record? Yeah,
Speaker 4: the likelihood of him just happening across a rare instance?
Speaker 1: Was it more or less? The was it?
Speaker 6: Was? It?
Speaker 1: The it's probably extra amo though it doesn't matter the
Speaker 1: whole point. It does matter.
Speaker 2: This guy's name, he's Sandwich, right is Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: a sandwich Sandwich. Do you remember what episode this was?
Speaker 2: Because I would I would like to isolate the I
Speaker 2: want to know to hear what that was it so
Speaker 2: I can really visualize your car and then like the
Speaker 2: whole scenario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, really that word in general, I haven't said
Speaker 1: it much often. That's so crazy of you to say that.
Speaker 1: I do say it. I do say it, but like
Speaker 1: I'm trying not to say it as much. He doesn't
Speaker 1: say it as much on the podcast. But you did
Speaker 1: say it. Oh yeah, yeah, because you can't prove that
Speaker 1: that just gonna all be a lie right now, there's
Speaker 1: no proof of that. Is your word against mind, that
Speaker 1: doesn't matter. It was your word. He came our word.
Speaker 1: Actually it's our You can't call me that. My name
Speaker 1: is Jim ed word. Jim's pretty cool though, to have
Speaker 1: like that at a title, it's really cool, can you.
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows what he's saying. I think
Speaker 1: you just got it. You know, it's very cool. I'm
Speaker 1: still I'm still here. I'm still. It is not given
Speaker 1: a title as a duke or a Dutch word.
Speaker 2: If I say, if it's for religious purposes or something
Speaker 2: uh hard or is a very sacred in my religion.
Speaker 1: Do you think they would let me change my name?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think they make like
Speaker 1: so many exceptions, like there was somebody.
Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, you can't God though, right, I don't see
Speaker 2: why not you can.
Speaker 1: I don't think a name of God maybe you just
Speaker 1: couldn't do.
Speaker 2: Like a vulgarity or something like that profanity or something.
Speaker 4: Calling God Yahweh is like that's like, that's like, oh
Speaker 4: it's look, it's the sang Healy, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, only a lore nerd would know that his name
Speaker 1: is Yahweh.
Speaker 4: You know, it's not like it. Nobody calls it that.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's what his name is in every in
Speaker 5: the language that it was created in the Lore, not
Speaker 5: in like colloquial.
Speaker 1: Nobody's not in the English language. That's all your that's
Speaker 1: all you mean him.
Speaker 4: No, I just being like nobody, no one refers to
Speaker 4: him as Yahweh.
Speaker 2: Crazy Christians literally literally, but that's what I mean, Christians
Speaker 2: like the koogy bird.
Speaker 4: Right, So what you're saying is people who are obsessed
Speaker 4: with the lore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're obsessed with the lore and the Lord.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, it's an elite.
Speaker 4: And then somebody goes like, well, actually that's the same
Speaker 4: heley actually, and those are the kids you are, and
Speaker 4: those are the young boy and the elation.
Speaker 1: That's the elix. No, that's the fallen jerk, lame nerd,
Speaker 1: piece of ship. Kill him people. Actually you've combusted you know,
Speaker 1: a fire.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, dude. I saw I saw clip today on
Speaker 4: Twitter this and I woke up. I woke up late
Speaker 4: today my alarm and I said an alarm for eleven.
Speaker 4: I mean I said an alarm for for earlier, but
Speaker 4: just like I had like a second like in case
Speaker 4: of emergening alarm, and my nine am alarm went off
Speaker 4: and I was like, I'll sleep a little longer, and
Speaker 4: then just did go off. So I was a little
Speaker 4: bit late today. But the first thing I I saw
Speaker 4: on Twitter was this this guy. He was cursing, this
Speaker 4: white guy who's cursing on a cop who's like on
Speaker 4: his uh on a street or whatever. Yeah, he's like,
Speaker 4: fuck you or whatever, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 4: And he reached down. He's like, I'm picking up my phone,
Speaker 4: don't shoot me. And they shot him. And then he
Speaker 4: walked and then he no, he didn't like he walked inside.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: And then he's like he opened the door. It's like
Speaker 4: call an ambulance, asshole. So I guess he's fine. Maybe
Speaker 4: I don't know. I guess there's an he might be
Speaker 4: maybe I shot in like the angle or something, or
Speaker 4: I saw my arm or whatever for the brain, but
Speaker 4: he like, but he was.
Speaker 1: Powering through it. It's one of the parts of the
Speaker 1: brain that wasn't active at that moment. Yeah, explode or
Speaker 1: some ship exactly.
Speaker 4: Dude, I don't know, man, I every it's so rare
Speaker 4: that I see anything involving police that doesn't make me
Speaker 4: hate them more than I already, do you know what
Speaker 4: I mean? Like, I've never I I so rarely see
Speaker 4: like anything that moves the needle the other.
Speaker 2: Even the nice stuff pisses me off because I know
Speaker 2: it's fake. Yeah, because it's like it's like trying to
Speaker 2: it's propaganda. It's like a shield or it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: I played basketball with these groups of underage us.
Speaker 1: I'm like, nope, you're visualizing shooting them and if one
Speaker 1: of them fucking slips, too fun and you'll kill him. Literally,
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm seeing his face. He's playing. All
Speaker 1: the kids are like hi, and he's just he's just playing.
Speaker 2: But he's so fucking angry that he has to play
Speaker 2: with these black people that he knows or targets. It's like,
Speaker 2: I'm playing fucking basketball target practices. It is a line
Speaker 2: playing basketball, a lamb is going.
Speaker 4: He doesn't even understand the concept of people really, so
Speaker 4: he's just like, Wow, it's crazy that target practices are
Speaker 4: allowed to play sports outside.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they were SCYNTHI. They're moving independently
Speaker 1: of the of the of the harness that it brings
Speaker 1: it to the.
Speaker 4: He looks around kids players, like, it's crazy how crazy
Speaker 4: technology is getting. You can't even see the hardest on
Speaker 4: those targets.
Speaker 1: Fucking AI in real he thinks art is happening at him.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I saw some function on Twitter today. It
Speaker 1: was you have almost a game and watches yeah, of.
Speaker 4: Course, mister, mister game and watch the two D guy
Speaker 4: from the fucking it was a tiger.
Speaker 1: Like, t what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: What is he? From the game? And watch it's from
Speaker 1: the game, and watch well, I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's this image of this this dark skinned fella in
Speaker 5: a very dimly lit room, of course, and he's having
Speaker 5: a very he's like having a tamper tantrum. But he's
Speaker 5: like in things that it's making the game and watch
Speaker 5: so in the background and it's so young. He responds
Speaker 5: in the game. He watch out that's like and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 5: I just woke up to this.
Speaker 1: This is crazy. That's like a Gordon Ramsey like light
Speaker 1: sprinkling of racism. It's a magical that's like, that's what
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 7: He's black, mister, damon, watch wait a minute, what can
Speaker 7: I do here?
Speaker 4: But dude, I don't know, man, I see those videos.
Speaker 4: It's like it it just it makes me angry that
Speaker 4: they're allowed to just exist like that. Like police officers
Speaker 4: are like they're like the left for dead witch, you
Speaker 4: know where. It's just like, I feel like they're just
Speaker 4: there to if you, if you pass them, you run
Speaker 4: the risk of just antagonizing them, even though you've done
Speaker 4: nothing but roam past him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really infuriating.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do understand they're just allowed to be left
Speaker 4: for dead witches in real life.
Speaker 5: What's crazy is that every interaction I've had with a cop,
Speaker 5: like I've I've had good addractions with cops in person.
Speaker 5: And that is the only reason why I don't vitiamally
Speaker 5: hate every single cop I've ever met. My family members
Speaker 5: are a cops sucked. I think I've only had bad interactions.
Speaker 1: I've had a few good ones. I've had like three,
Speaker 1: I've had three really good ones.
Speaker 2: The only normal ones I had were around my age,
Speaker 2: and so they weren't radicalized yet into being abid dogs,
Speaker 2: so they can tell that they were new and they
Speaker 2: have not acclimated to the cop culture to where they
Speaker 2: want to shoot everybody and absolutely do the worst things possible.
Speaker 1: Uh Like like actually, my.
Speaker 2: Buddy d Rod he I was really disappointed because yeah,
Speaker 2: because this guy was he was the funny dude.
Speaker 1: He was like the funny guy.
Speaker 2: And then fucking twenty ten he's like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: in the fucking La Shriff Department and stuff. Starting out
Speaker 2: in a in a in a jail though. That was
Speaker 2: the first thing doing like CEO shit, and I was
Speaker 2: just like he was doing he was talking about the
Speaker 2: things that they were doing, like oh, initiation type stuff.
Speaker 2: If you would like be calling the dude over and
Speaker 2: spray a bunch of pepper spray, so then when he
Speaker 2: crosses the threshold, he just walks into a bunch of
Speaker 2: pepper spray. They would fucking the TV that the inmates
Speaker 2: would have, right there's like the one TV and then
Speaker 2: they would put like Door the Explorer on and shit
Speaker 2: when they want to watch the news or whatever. Just
Speaker 2: torturing them and like light torture, but enough to like,
Speaker 2: you know, their life sucks already, so they think it's
Speaker 2: the funniest thing ever inwards and beans, you know. And
Speaker 2: I was just so much fun torturing the fucking uh
Speaker 2: worst place. I remember this vividly because I hate fucking Hooters.
Speaker 1: But I was in. He was like, let's go to
Speaker 1: Hooters and Santa Monica. This we met up.
Speaker 4: This is a cop frond of you. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: I was just like a cop thing to do is you.
Speaker 1: Go to Hooters?
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: I was so upset because I just don't like their wings.
Speaker 4: I think they're who sucks. Yeah, it's it's not good food.
Speaker 4: And it's like the gimmick is laying three times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least be like because there's like tit bars
Speaker 1: if any you know what I'm.
Speaker 4: Saying, like bikini barisas something there, Like I love that
Speaker 4: video got his.
Speaker 1: Smiles, I don't. I don't know how he likes. He's
Speaker 1: so phonogetic. He's a charming smile.
Speaker 4: So we're talking about it, we're talking about the gun,
Speaker 4: we're talking about the gooncide guy who walked to who
Speaker 4: went to went to a drive through window and uh,
Speaker 4: I guess had his had his dick out and then
Speaker 4: drove off and do parking lot and killed him to know.
Speaker 1: How he killed them. Actually, Monica Lyle about that, and
Speaker 1: I've never seen Lyle laugh like that in my life.
Speaker 1: It's five sold Lyle that and I swear it's like
Speaker 1: a neuron fire that never fired. He was just crying
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, it's funny. It's funny. It's
Speaker 1: a It's just it's a shame because like he seemed
Speaker 1: like one of those people. If he didn't off himself,
Speaker 1: he probably would have gotten some crazy opportunities because like
Speaker 1: that guy has a look like I want to put
Speaker 1: him in as he has a charming phase.
Speaker 4: It's like the Jeffrey Dahmer thing with like the judge
Speaker 4: where he was like you could have you know.
Speaker 2: You could have been in my practice or whatever, like
Speaker 2: you fucking like, hey, they did not say that right now.
Speaker 1: The family of the.
Speaker 4: Victims here, like you know what, nigga, for the same
Speaker 4: reason that you're saying this about this guy, it's like.
Speaker 1: Just put his dick out. That's pretty bad. Killed multiple women. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean that's wait, I missed that. You just said.
Speaker 1: Look it's Chris, there's a sliding skill here and your
Speaker 1: and your Your pendulum of right and wrong is really funny.
Speaker 4: Hold on, let me, let me, let me make this argument.
Speaker 1: Let them cook, just let them.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Dahmer killed a couple of people, right, sure, quite
Speaker 4: a few, Yeah, a couple of handful of people. This
Speaker 4: guy pulled his dick out, right, which means that at
Speaker 4: most it's like a net negative, like he might make
Speaker 4: some people uncomfortable. Right, Yes, that's the best thing that
Speaker 4: the goncide guy could have done was basically nothing, because
Speaker 4: he's pulling his dick out, either he affects someone negatively
Speaker 4: or the person just doesn't care as in phase. Jeffrey
Speaker 4: Dahmer kills people. Okay, those could have been hitlers. You know,
Speaker 4: those could have been also, Jeffrey Dahmers.
Speaker 1: For all we know. You're not circling to square. Well,
Speaker 1: jaydam was the one that would uh he was killing
Speaker 1: like niggas, right, I don't know I remember correctly? Is
Speaker 1: that the right killing killing women? I thought Jeffrey Donald
Speaker 1: was the one who was killing niggas niggas by black
Speaker 1: people or niggas by like men, I mean like like
Speaker 1: hood niggas. No, that was a black man, am I
Speaker 1: thinking of the wrong person.
Speaker 4: I think Jeffrey Dahmer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just killing women. Are you thinking of Ted Bundy?
Speaker 1: I know, I'm Jay dom is the one that's killing
Speaker 1: black black kids or not not kids, but I think
Speaker 1: they were just I think you're right. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1: I think I'm wrong.
Speaker 4: Now I need to verify, because if there's every disagreement
Speaker 4: between you two, I usually go with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's safe, that's the safe. Yeah, hold on, let
Speaker 1: me put in. I feel like you didn't, like accidentally
Speaker 1: think Kirby was a part of it or something like,
Speaker 1: I think you have that level of dementia.
Speaker 4: He's like, Kirby was the guy who, like.
Speaker 5: You don't trust your own memories and you're telling it
Speaker 5: tells me that has that level of dementia that should
Speaker 5: speak volume.
Speaker 2: So he killed some whites, but I think most of
Speaker 2: his victims were were the uh, the brothers.
Speaker 4: Of I thought I really thought he was.
Speaker 2: I thought he was the lady killer Coplection, not Ted Bundy,
Speaker 2: the one, the judge, one that was like, oh I
Speaker 2: in a different.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah that's what I'm thinking of. I get them
Speaker 4: mixed up, I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get I get white psychopaths. Mixed up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, t Bun killed a lot of Why are you
Speaker 2: trying to humanize it?
Speaker 1: Literally humanizing him? You beat the ship. Look he's he's
Speaker 1: laughing his ass off the ball, piece of garbage. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm back. I'm back. I am in my NBA mode
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: I'm actually really happy because I haven't I haven't paid
Speaker 2: I haven't been paying attention to sports sports as much
Speaker 2: as I I've been trying to purposely like escape reality
Speaker 2: because you know, you know, things are weird now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I've been like heavily paying attention and I'm.
Speaker 8: Just like so.
Speaker 2: Locked in, so negro coded right now a little bit.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so like everybody's got I have some sort
Speaker 2: of nickname now. So it's like, yeah, so did you
Speaker 2: see did you see the fucking the Nicks the Celtics.
Speaker 2: As I watched that, I couldn't believe what I was watching.
Speaker 2: That was crazy insult to injury. Jason Tatum goes down,
Speaker 2: ruptures his fucking achilles. Not only did they were about
Speaker 2: to lose the game anyway, he then ruptures Achilles gonna
Speaker 2: be out for a fucking year. I'm just like, that's like, dude,
Speaker 2: you know how they say like insult to injury, like, oh,
Speaker 2: assault on the wound, dude, that's like fucking the wound
Speaker 2: like it was.
Speaker 1: Like, that's like when Aaron Rodgers broke his fucking legs
Speaker 1: open and the on the first game the Jets hilarious.
Speaker 2: I was, he was just injured before that. So it
Speaker 2: makes Hiven crazy to me, Like I think New York
Speaker 2: Jets fans that's what so I love like Jet. I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't like Jets fans, I'm be honest,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: But I guess why the Jets fans they're not because
Speaker 1: there's problem franchises that. Like I feel like they're like
Speaker 1: the Mets where I'm like, dude, stop stop, stop it.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You got you got there's some
Speaker 1: real New York you get up. Stop it. That's just
Speaker 1: all like I tried, I mean hard, I tried, hard truth,
Speaker 1: hard truth. Neither the Giants or the Jejets are like
Speaker 1: actually New York team. What do you mean by that?
Speaker 5: Because they both their their stadium is in Buffalo, now
Speaker 5: Buffalo is in Jersey. Both of their stadiums they.
Speaker 1: Share this or whatever whatever. They share the stadium in Jersey.
Speaker 1: The actual New York team is the Bills. That's the
Speaker 1: actual like New York State team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess they are pretty but I mean I
Speaker 2: guess good for the Bills because they're actually doing well now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they haven't been a good team in like twenty
Speaker 1: five years. Yeah, I mean, it's just like there's just like.
Speaker 2: Some teams that are always like the shunned cousin.
Speaker 1: The number two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, all right, the punching bag tried
Speaker 2: Clippers for a while, Slippers tenders for a long time,
Speaker 2: but they could just never get over the hump.
Speaker 1: And then that was that was that was what you called.
Speaker 1: That was Golden State for a while too. Yeah they
Speaker 1: were they were for a while Golden State to go
Speaker 1: or fucking they ruined basketball. They ruined basketball actually, but
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, you know it's not their Stephen Clay, Yeah, everyone,
Speaker 1: I love Splash. That's that's me because I'm short as
Speaker 1: fuck pussy. He's like, oh man, I hate I'm trying
Speaker 1: to care. I hate fun. It's like about a green
Speaker 1: robot and a blue bitch.
Speaker 4: Spen of Sports.
Speaker 1: Spen of Sports.
Speaker 4: By the way, my argument is like, if you killed people,
Speaker 4: you might be saying to media, says, Hey, Dennison's of
Speaker 4: the f slur capital of the world. Remember, yeah, we
Speaker 4: talked about this in the last episode long post and
Speaker 4: not a question but fun fact about the guy who
Speaker 4: hit the home run during that hot mic video. Nick
Speaker 4: Castellanos has a history of hitting home runs at comically
Speaker 4: hilarious moments.
Speaker 1: They consist of during the.
Speaker 4: Apology for the home four wick slur during the on
Speaker 4: air eulogizing of a World War Two veteran who died
Speaker 4: two days before, during the discussion of a d y
Speaker 4: committed by one of the coaches for the Phillies during
Speaker 4: a tribute to fallen service members. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: veteran related He's a killer. While the sportscasters were talking
Speaker 4: about a Phillies coach who suffered a stroke, let's going
Speaker 4: out with the Phillies.
Speaker 1: Somebody's poisoning.
Speaker 4: What are the Phillies?
Speaker 1: Is that Philadelphia? Really? Yeah? Duh?
Speaker 4: The New York New Yorkers basically is like the teams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what'd you say, Boers? Yeah, but those are pants though,
Speaker 1: But that's a New York that was a New York thing.
Speaker 4: No, No, you're thinking of or of a Redden Backer.
Speaker 4: The popcorn or the or the New York Mets.
Speaker 1: Berry fucking little war that niggas sounds crazy. Now his
Speaker 1: voice is distract.
Speaker 5: He's talking about a little way he put he's literally
Speaker 5: something like that. He strings to the other sentences that
Speaker 5: are still coherent to and this is but his voice
Speaker 5: is destroyed.
Speaker 1: I lot to help Jamrand. Is that him? Yeah, he
Speaker 1: just he talks like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, he's like somebody
Speaker 2: slowed him down. He's not quite worse when he was
Speaker 2: in that one laughing segment. But he's good, like he's
Speaker 2: still coherent. But it's so slow and fry. He's used
Speaker 2: so much Lean it's I hate him. I hate I
Speaker 2: hate how much he's used and he's still fine.
Speaker 1: He needs a trans.
Speaker 4: Die.
Speaker 2: If you had a blood transfusion, probably like half Lean
Speaker 2: right now, if you gave if somebody, if you gave
Speaker 2: somebody his blood, they would turn into Grimace.
Speaker 1: They could instantly become Grimmism. It's crazy. There's more than
Speaker 1: that hat to be that guy. So while the sports
Speaker 1: casters were talking about a Phillies coach except for a stroke.
Speaker 9: A walk off a walk off game, walk off, game
Speaker 9: winning hit on the day baseball legend Willie Mays died
Speaker 9: against the team he played for, Epic.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That's as insult injury.
Speaker 4: Two hours before, two hours before Trump got shot, that's crazy,
Speaker 4: two hours after Biden dropped out of the twenty twenty
Speaker 4: four election.
Speaker 1: And finally a home run on nine to eleven. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I like how that was the last one. He's a killer, bro.
Speaker 4: This man's a real life Harbinger and it's incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is weird. That's weird.
Speaker 2: It makes me think of how many people have weird
Speaker 2: stats like that or is this just really rare?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: there are some people to have some like some names
Speaker 1: on the board like I've done. I've done some.
Speaker 5: Because there's a video of a guy that like that
Speaker 5: took a picture during nine to eleven, Like he took
Speaker 5: a picture.
Speaker 1: He was like out there, out the right time. He
Speaker 1: was like taking a picture.
Speaker 5: Yes, And then there's another picture of him looking at
Speaker 5: the building calling I'm just gonna take another one. It's
Speaker 5: him smiling again, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like real though I don't you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It looks the quality to be actually real, But it
Speaker 1: could be. I don't know if I believe that now, Chad,
Speaker 1: b b b b oh, some pay for that or something.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I ain't doing that very stupid.
Speaker 1: When will When will all the dumb people be gone?
Speaker 1: And Google be like, hey, bro, what would what the
Speaker 1: fun what would Chad? What did you say? Again? When
Speaker 1: will all the dumb people finally be gone? When all
Speaker 1: the dumb people so actually finally or just the the one,
Speaker 1: the one, it's funny? When will the dumb people be gone?
Speaker 1: Let's see what it says?
Speaker 2: It's a fair question to ask when you're frustrated with
Speaker 2: ignorance or poor decision making, But the reality is dumb
Speaker 2: is often a loaded or overly simplistic way to describe
Speaker 2: complex human behaves.
Speaker 1: Shut up, what a dumb robot? Shott a free app? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never downloaded it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can pay for a version of it that
Speaker 2: does more stuff, like say, if you want to render
Speaker 2: a bunch of shit or whatever like uh that.
Speaker 1: Aar or whatever? Yeah I don't care about that show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to like pay for it or something like that.
Speaker 1: Chat TBT, Why might we be so big? So big? Actually?
Speaker 1: It actually could give you a good answer to Actually,
Speaker 1: I wanted to.
Speaker 4: I wanted to mention this big just because it's so ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so HBO Max rebranded back to HBO Max again.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 4: They changed it to Max years ago for like I
Speaker 4: think three years with something like that. Yeah, they do
Speaker 4: it like we're Max now, you know, because HBO. Why
Speaker 4: would we want to be attached to HBO. It's got
Speaker 4: a pedigree for success.
Speaker 1: The thing that everybody knows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they think that everybody as a sterling reputation.
Speaker 1: Fuck that.
Speaker 4: Everybody was like, why are you doing that? And so
Speaker 4: they changed it back. The thing that frustrates me about
Speaker 4: this is that you know, some dude at like a
Speaker 4: marketing firm or like some dude at the company I
Speaker 4: paid a lot of money for suggesting this and then
Speaker 4: going through with it, right, and now it's back and
Speaker 4: now he's got six houses probably yeah, for making a
Speaker 4: decision that it didn't make sense of the first place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it pisses me off because I I so
Speaker 2: desperately would love a job like that where you just
Speaker 2: do almost nothing and then you remember, oh fuck, we
Speaker 2: have our quarterly meeting. I got to come up with something,
Speaker 2: and then this dumb piece of sh it was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, I think we'll get a significant bump if
Speaker 2: we rebrand with the HBO Max.
Speaker 1: And then some asshole was just that's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Get the spent a raise, Like all right, let's go
Speaker 2: to the child hooker fucking lounge or something, you know, like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a childhood fucking CEOs and CEOs and all
Speaker 2: those fucking board member people. Yeah, oh, let's go to
Speaker 2: the children cauldron section where we can cook and eat
Speaker 2: them and stuff. Yeah, and I'm just like, I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that, but I do want
Speaker 2: the salary.
Speaker 4: Every fortune five hundred company does have a children cauldron
Speaker 4: I located in their headquarters. It's a big It's an empty, big,
Speaker 4: empty gymnasium with the cauldron in the middle of it.
Speaker 4: Push kids into it like empty, I would have been
Speaker 4: they're pushing kids into that, like like Batman pushes jokers
Speaker 4: into vats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, joke.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised, to be honest, It's it's weird now.
Speaker 2: It's it's so weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's that Brahemian grove thing is so fucking weird.
Speaker 4: What's the Behamian Growth thing.
Speaker 2: It's like some camp that's close by San Francisco. Every year,
Speaker 2: the most rich and powerful men, exclusively men, meet up
Speaker 2: in this camp and then they worship a giant owl
Speaker 2: called pollock, and it is called they do with a
Speaker 2: ritual called the Cremation of Care where they're purging all
Speaker 2: of their cares.
Speaker 1: And stress and stuff.
Speaker 2: So they go there to lax and fuck each other
Speaker 2: and then they burn a human effigy that is Care.
Speaker 2: It's a real thing. People sneak in every once in
Speaker 2: a while and then they capture footage of it. And Uh,
Speaker 2: the funny thing is we know about this because of
Speaker 2: Alex Jones. He was one of the first people to
Speaker 2: sneak in a long time ago. And it is a
Speaker 2: real thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And there's a great fucking clip of Richard Nixon talking
Speaker 2: about the Bohemian Grove and he's like, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to that faggy event or something. He uses the word faggy,
Speaker 2: and I was just like that. I love that, yeah,
Speaker 2: because he was like, it's.
Speaker 1: A bunch of queers or something.
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of fucking rich and powerfuloge fucking each other,
Speaker 2: dressing up in like uh uh cloaks and stuff like
Speaker 2: literally they're doing crazy, like what what Christians say satanic.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they're actually religious, but they're doing
Speaker 2: paganistic weird shit and clearly fucking each other.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, of course.
Speaker 2: And so when I say like, I wouldn't be weirded
Speaker 2: out by I mean not weird. That's the wrong thing
Speaker 2: to say.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised these seat fortune five hundred people
Speaker 1: or board members had some child culture and things where
Speaker 1: they're actually cooking kids. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't not check out.
Speaker 5: You mean you mean to go you mean to go
Speaker 5: just to camp. You're like, you just recently became a millionaire.
Speaker 5: You're like, I came in with some money. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: go to some camp. And it's like, hey, we're gonna
Speaker 5: do the fucking six pm butt fucking You're down and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: And it's a little brochure it says six pm butt
Speaker 4: fucking You're like, what it's The event is called six
Speaker 4: pm butt butt fucking.
Speaker 2: It starts at seven. I wonder how many people me
Speaker 2: just talking about the Behamian Grove, how many people just
Speaker 2: heard this for the first time and they think I'm insane.
Speaker 4: I genuinely, I've never heard about it sincerely.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's it is a maybe I have, but.
Speaker 4: It's like my my ears like glaze over kind of
Speaker 4: whenever here, like because I'm just like, because even if
Speaker 4: it isn't like okay, fine, well what does.
Speaker 1: It matter to me? I wish I wish that wasn't
Speaker 1: the response, But it's it is so desensitized to where,
Speaker 1: like I said, a lot of people learning about it
Speaker 1: and once they confirm it because they can look up
Speaker 1: all the stuff and images.
Speaker 4: What if you told me that, like the effigy came alive,
Speaker 4: you know, then I would I would start paying.
Speaker 1: I would have talked about this a long time. I
Speaker 1: would in fact, only be talking about this like they
Speaker 1: brought it sticks to life. We should we should start.
Speaker 4: A vlog channel where we we do. We do a
Speaker 4: vlog every day, right, yeah, and it's mostly about like
Speaker 4: our day to day. We like we start we cooked
Speaker 4: breakfast or you know, we record the show and then
Speaker 4: after the show we talk about Also, by the way,
Speaker 4: an effigy came to life at Bohemian Grove and it
Speaker 4: becomes like a little documentary or like a little video
Speaker 4: essay about Bohemian Grove.
Speaker 1: Every day we talk about this. That's crazy. I'm in
Speaker 1: no matter what we're doing. If you go to Disney,
Speaker 1: if you and I go to Disney, uh snappy, right, the.
Speaker 2: Look like you look like, uh you ever see well
Speaker 2: you must have seen it, black dynamite, you've ever seen?
Speaker 1: Of course? I know it was like a liars Like.
Speaker 2: There's a when they because they're selling the forties, right,
Speaker 2: that are supposed to.
Speaker 1: Like uh you know control. Yeah, so like I've never
Speaker 1: seen they find out shut up. Well, they find out that,
Speaker 1: like you know, through all that stupid like conspiracy theory thing,
Speaker 1: like they find all the connections like we were doing
Speaker 1: that way, they find out that the forties are shrinking.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then so they go to that one dude's house
Speaker 2: and the way he behaves when it's showing him, he's
Speaker 2: like they show they show as little ass dick and
Speaker 2: he's just so out of it, And I think I
Speaker 2: cried because of like his the thought of your dick
Speaker 2: just shrinking, that's the worst thing that happened to you.
Speaker 2: But he's like essentially just God don't they go to China?
Speaker 1: They go to China. Trace it back further. That movie
Speaker 1: is so ridiculous. Man, he's the man. He's the man.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, let's get some cloaks. I couldn't wear
Speaker 1: a cloak, you couldn't. I think we should do it.
Speaker 1: I could wear a cowl.
Speaker 4: I'm a cow guy. Have a like a Harry Potter robe?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 1: No, just fucking lodges in your finger? No, it's from
Speaker 1: this yeah. Oh oh okay, yeah, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I had like a because you know, kids,
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, Like it's a certain family ever,
Speaker 4: don't at Christmas and Birthday some family members are like
Speaker 4: more in tune with what you like than what other
Speaker 4: people might be.
Speaker 1: Imagine raised by a grandmother, yeah, and so you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: and so Harry Potter is big at the time.
Speaker 4: He huge at the time, big with kids, and so
Speaker 4: like the assumption is like, oh, Chris likes Harry Potter
Speaker 4: and I did kind of.
Speaker 1: I'll come back to that, but.
Speaker 4: Like I think I remember getting like a Harry Potter
Speaker 4: cloak in the row in a or like a robe
Speaker 4: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as like a gift. I remember being like, this
Speaker 1: is kind of a sick robe. It was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: It was a cloak, but I'm I'm so certain it
Speaker 1: was made of asbestos. Did you feel weird?
Speaker 4: No, the texture of it was just very like I've
Speaker 4: never I've never felt anything like it ever since it
Speaker 4: was probably it was like, no, it was wrong, Like
Speaker 4: the outside texture of it was mega wrong. It was
Speaker 4: almost like you know, you know sometimes how you run
Speaker 4: your hands across furniture and then it'll like change the color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 4: But if somehow that could like fuse that texture with
Speaker 4: like tall grass, if you can in your brain. This
Speaker 4: is very deep, but this is a conceptual nightmare.
Speaker 1: Sounds weird. I won if you could find it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find that, and I'm sure I could
Speaker 4: probably buy it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna. I'm gonna buy a jersey
Speaker 2: of a dude named Noah.
Speaker 1: Nigga.
Speaker 2: He says, white boy, eighteen years old. He just got
Speaker 2: into uh uh, Philip, dude, it's Nigga, but with the
Speaker 2: K in the in the front.
Speaker 1: His real name is.
Speaker 2: But no, he's fucking white as white could be. I
Speaker 2: shout out to Jordan's I only of course he he
Speaker 2: sends me bullshit every fucking day, and then every once
Speaker 2: in a while.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't to be people send me sh it all
Speaker 2: the time. I don't check it every day. Yeah I'll
Speaker 2: check it, Yeah, I'll check it. So I looked in
Speaker 2: and see. I was like, I'll ever see what bullshit
Speaker 2: Jordan's sending me. And then it's a jersey signed by
Speaker 2: the dude himself, and and then someone's like a honey,
Speaker 2: like get my purse. You know, it's like one of
Speaker 2: those memes, and I was like, damn, that's awesome. I
Speaker 2: now now there is there's a signed version, only one
Speaker 2: I can find so far, for one hundred and ninety
Speaker 2: one dollars, and I can't justify getting it, but I
Speaker 2: can get one of his. Because they all have nils
Speaker 2: now the name, image, image and likeness, they can finally
Speaker 2: make money off of themselves. So on the website that
Speaker 2: they partner with Warred, most of the proceeds goes to
Speaker 2: him if you buy I'm thinking of buying them the
Speaker 2: jerseys because it is one hundred dollars, but then there's
Speaker 2: also a crew neck for like fifty eight dollars, so
Speaker 2: I'm more.
Speaker 1: I was like juggling.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I could justify a hundred dollars
Speaker 2: thing of a jersey that since Nick on it. But
Speaker 2: it looks fucking awesome. I've never seen I just don't know.
Speaker 2: Apparently this went viral last year when he was in
Speaker 2: high school, but I just found out.
Speaker 5: About it because Jordan's so yeah. I constantly it looks amazing.
Speaker 5: I think about like jerseys and like, how many am
Speaker 5: I bought when I was younger. I didn't buy a
Speaker 5: crazy amount, but I had a few of them, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, these are such a huge waste of money.
Speaker 5: Why did I ever buy these jerseys?
Speaker 1: I mean, if this is a shirt with another guy's
Speaker 1: name on it, but like, if you like support the team,
Speaker 1: support anything, well, okay, then I guess then that I
Speaker 1: had fucking Mets jerseys. I had fucking Piazza and jersey.
Speaker 1: I was like, why the fun? I didn't care about it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't even like baseball. I
Speaker 1: thought you I thought you just said you liked it
Speaker 1: because you're Puerto Rican. No I played it because I'm
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican. I didn't like it. You don't remember me
Speaker 1: complaining about how bad I was at it. I was
Speaker 1: forced to play. Yeah, I do. I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I thought I hated baseball. I don't mind going. Did
Speaker 1: you watch it? Because I thought, of course, that's what
Speaker 1: I mean, not my choice. Alright, fair, you didn't watch
Speaker 1: anything on your like you watched your sister's fucking lady shows.
Speaker 4: He had no autonomy at all.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't talk. I out a TV in
Speaker 1: my room. And then we moved upstate. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go outside. I have I'm safe outside. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna outside. I'm watching TV. He fell outside. It wasn't
Speaker 1: really bad that bad where you lived before the Grand
Speaker 1: Congress when I was going to posing great, I was
Speaker 1: outside all the time. But it wasn't great. It was not.
Speaker 5: It wasn't it's I think that's the best part of
Speaker 5: the Bronx, I would say, though, okay, and then that
Speaker 5: was the part of the Bronx to live at.
Speaker 1: And the best part of the Ronce to live in
Speaker 1: his outside of the Bronx where you could see it.
Speaker 1: I think like, I think, like, well, not a good
Speaker 1: party with that.
Speaker 4: Beautiful Bronx skyline. Everybody talks about you guys.
Speaker 2: Rumble in the Bronx of course with Jackie. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: do you think of that movie? I think there was
Speaker 2: good representation of New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. I think they filmed it in Toronto
Speaker 1: is what I think very likely. They probably, especially around
Speaker 1: that time, Toronto was desperate for anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jackie Box was dangerous as it still is.
Speaker 1: Jackie would have died. Somebody would have shot would have
Speaker 1: just shot him because they were he was walking too
Speaker 1: fast the mars. Somebody would have shot him in his chest.
Speaker 4: You'd been like, he's walking calmly down, calmly slowly down
Speaker 4: the street, and some guy's.
Speaker 2: Like, wow, he's too fast, he's too unloads. It's a
Speaker 2: gun that's like ten feet long and it's a muscle.
Speaker 2: I love that idea, the little pistol with the fourteen
Speaker 2: foot barrel.
Speaker 5: It goes across the entire in the trigger, you hear
Speaker 5: the bang, you hear the fucking the fucking thing you
Speaker 5: hammer hit, and you're like.
Speaker 4: Ah, because it's pacing up and down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, very I want to get a gun
Speaker 1: has a loop like one of the silly straws. A
Speaker 1: silly gun. Silly gun will be both of those braids.
Speaker 1: It's fucking bam and somehow it helps with the velocity.
Speaker 1: Remember Wanted came out? Yeah, like.
Speaker 4: Angelia and Joe that that was a fun movie. You
Speaker 4: know what's fun about that movie? They had a game
Speaker 4: that was kind of cool.
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember the game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was kind of sick.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing about it.
Speaker 4: It's a it's not a good video game by today's
Speaker 4: It's not like Got a War nothing, but like it
Speaker 4: was a fun little game.
Speaker 1: Like I played the demo G four a lot. I
Speaker 1: had that girl, remember the girl from G four with
Speaker 1: the big cities, Olivia?
Speaker 4: Olivia Mon there you go. She married John mullaney and
Speaker 4: that crazy that's actually true.
Speaker 1: Why what what do you mean? Whybody married that nigga?
Speaker 4: I'm just saying a funny, well meaning guy. He's an addict.
Speaker 1: Yea, Well, who is he was? Oh he's clean. I
Speaker 1: think he is obious. I believe it. He was boring.
Speaker 1: He's boring. Now he's clean. I can was what was
Speaker 1: his vice? Everything? Really was a mass effect? Three? She
Speaker 1: was yeah, next man? Also, what'st some movies? Apocalypse?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: I remember I remember my hand being busy. I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I was fucking disgusted the movies It was terrible, dude,
Speaker 2: and they didn't finish it either. It like it was
Speaker 2: the effects were. Do you remember how bad the effects were, especially.
Speaker 1: Towards the end.
Speaker 5: Yeah, with freaking Pietro fucking running around and having a
Speaker 5: long head. Dude, it was I was fucking flapped as
Speaker 5: Isaac so vile.
Speaker 1: I was so mad. When did we get here?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 1: What the Olivia?
Speaker 2: Why why did she because something about remember she talking
Speaker 2: about she was like she was like finger blasting herself.
Speaker 1: We'll talking about Wanted. I didn't want to lose. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to lose. Wanted in my head was transfixed.
Speaker 1: You played that game, I remember from what I remember
Speaker 1: from four and frame proved the bullet duet every infant.
Speaker 4: I remember the game was really it was kind of
Speaker 4: cool because it was like a normal third person shooter,
Speaker 4: but then like you'd build I think you'd like build
Speaker 4: up a meter where you could curve the bullet. And
Speaker 4: the way that it was like represented was so sick
Speaker 4: because it was like you would hold like I think
Speaker 4: the bumper and then it would give you like kind
Speaker 4: of like the art almost like a grenade arc, but
Speaker 4: it would automatically lock on to like the character you
Speaker 4: would choose how to curve it, and if you got
Speaker 4: it like right in a certain way, it would like
Speaker 4: follow the bullet and it would usually go down into
Speaker 4: the top of people's heads and then they would just
Speaker 4: collapse and explode.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 4: It's probably like really mechanically bare bones, and really it
Speaker 4: probably wouldn't hold up for like an whole like seven
Speaker 4: hour experience or whatever, but it was pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Remembered. Julie kills everyone and kills herself. Do you remember that.
Speaker 6: The bullet in she wips the bullet, It kills everybody
Speaker 6: and it kills herself too, because like when they find
Speaker 6: out the whole master plan, like, oh, we're we're manipulating
Speaker 6: things to be in their favor and not like and
Speaker 6: then she was like, oh, we shouldn't be here.
Speaker 4: So funny, so unreasonable.
Speaker 2: The scene leading up to that due when when mcavie
Speaker 2: whatever is running through the place, sick fucking scene that's
Speaker 2: actually like a really good action scene. Like people talk
Speaker 2: about like Kingsman and then the church and stuff, and
Speaker 2: don't discount fucking that wanted scene.
Speaker 1: It's good.
Speaker 4: It's it's just people.
Speaker 1: It's such a joke of a movie, you know, dude
Speaker 1: that I was laughing, like Jumper or something.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 1: That movie was fun, but yeah, I get it. It
Speaker 1: was like that that era. Yeah, the guy Hayden Here's
Speaker 1: and Samuel Jackson actually both of them. Oh yeah, Jumping fool.
Speaker 4: He Jumper, Yeah, he teleports around. It was a game
Speaker 4: about that too.
Speaker 5: I think I probably remember remember pushri Evans when he
Speaker 5: has but he was terrible at it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that at all. I remember Push.
Speaker 2: They were just making movies like with one word names
Speaker 2: like Jumper, Push, Looper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I kind of like Looper a little bit.
Speaker 1: I never saw Looper, that's what That's the time one, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: with the guy from Third Bock from the Sun. I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name, John.
Speaker 4: French Stewart. These are all people from He's a guy
Speaker 4: from Don John Don John.
Speaker 2: Litko would have been awesome. I can't remember the guy's name,
Speaker 2: but I think his named Jason Jason.
Speaker 4: Jordan's Jason or John Sordan Gordon, Jordan Gordon Levit, Jordan Gordon,
Speaker 4: John Gordon Levit, j.
Speaker 2: Jason Jordan Gordon Jordan Levitt is the definitely Gordon Levit.
Speaker 1: John Lovett, yeah something, John Levitt. Hello, Hello, I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit oh it was it was a noose Wills?
Speaker 1: Did you just say noos wi? That is there something
Speaker 1: about that? I will, hey, Blackie, come here. Will literally
Speaker 1: remember that one movie was with Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 5: What he had to what you call he had the
Speaker 5: he had like, uh, a punch of nigga shirt on
Speaker 5: usthing like that and was like, hey, you gotta take
Speaker 5: that off.
Speaker 1: He had to sign on. It was I don't know
Speaker 1: what movie that is, but he has that like that sign. Yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, hey man, look.
Speaker 4: Willis's good stuff.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of good names in this episode. Just
Speaker 1: wasn't French Steward? John what the stop talking? Jason? Gordon Levit? Jason?
Speaker 1: Is that? I think it's Jason looking up? Look it up?
Speaker 1: Look at Gordon. They gave him a prosthetic chin to
Speaker 1: look more like Bruce.
Speaker 5: Willis the condition he's in right now, so sad because
Speaker 5: he's all like dementor. Joseph Joseph Joseph Gordon Levitt. I
Speaker 5: read something he was the kid and throw walk from
Speaker 5: the Sun.
Speaker 1: I don't show was that him? Yeah he looks so
Speaker 1: like he looks so weird.
Speaker 4: Those are the people I think of when I think
Speaker 4: of walking, I think if I think John, look on
Speaker 4: French Stewart.
Speaker 1: He's such a great actor.
Speaker 2: I don't understand why he didn't get like more iconic roles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, French Steward too. Yeah, yeah, definitely where he literally
Speaker 1: can't see it like.
Speaker 6: He is.
Speaker 1: He just he's the only one that couldn't properly assimilate.
Speaker 1: I guess that John Lovitz fucking depression. Really there was
Speaker 1: like way better than I thought I was gonna be.
Speaker 1: I like that guy. I'mp I like him. He's a
Speaker 1: little sassy motherfucker. He's actually good at riffing.
Speaker 2: We're curving bullets when I see him like like roasting people.
Speaker 2: He's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's his voice that I think adds to it too.
Speaker 1: He sounds he sounds like a show to sound. He
Speaker 1: sounds like a cartoon character.
Speaker 4: It's like Nathan Lane. There's another one of those, uh
Speaker 4: timone from line King. But he did the Producers with
Speaker 4: Michael Broderick, and he's done a bunch of ship but
Speaker 4: he sound on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking Cane. That's his Dean Kane again,
Speaker 1: the guy that played Superman. It is I thought he
Speaker 1: was a dean at a school.
Speaker 4: Are you stupid?
Speaker 10: His name was I thought it was title Caane and
Speaker 10: made it Dean. I thought his title was No, his
Speaker 10: name is Dean Kane. What are what are the plans
Speaker 10: for this semester? It's just a Caine sitting on a I.
Speaker 1: Remember you guys remember the movie where it was like
Speaker 1: reduended of Nerds?
Speaker 5: Yeah, attacking the nerds what it's called watched watching that
Speaker 5: movie has a really wild team where he like this
Speaker 5: was another person and some guy's grow up. I heard
Speaker 5: about that and then she's like, how did you get
Speaker 5: so good at that? And he's like, yo, I'm a nerd.
Speaker 5: It's kind of I think. I remember seeing that scene
Speaker 5: when I was like nine. I was like, I don't
Speaker 5: think that's okay.
Speaker 1: Even then, I was like, even at nine, that's kind
Speaker 1: of crazy because like at that age I probably wouldn't
Speaker 1: have been you were somewhere.
Speaker 4: At nine, but at five you were eating sewage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really. I didn't really radical seven through eight,
Speaker 1: it's fair. They've been doing a lot turned on.
Speaker 4: I was like, WHOA, I don't know, Like I avoid
Speaker 4: there's a lot of movies like that where like they
Speaker 4: would be like, because I remember some movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like thirteen Candles, sixteen candles,
Speaker 1: Porky's were the dude's sticking his dick through the whole
Speaker 1: of the at the ski club, well whatever, there's just
Speaker 1: like a locker room, right, and then like the coach
Speaker 1: lady or whatever, she sees the dick and then fucking
Speaker 1: grabs it.
Speaker 2: And I was like I saw that when I was eighteen.
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is fucked up in all scenarios. Not
Speaker 2: only are you sticking your dick to the thing, and
Speaker 2: then the fucking older lady grabs the dude's dick, And
Speaker 2: I was like, hmmm, I think everybody's getting like fired, arrested.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of more ladies.
Speaker 4: Eighties shit was crazy, Yeah, I mean even early two
Speaker 4: thousands was kind of wild. Late nineties and early two
Speaker 4: thousands I think about like I can't remember what the
Speaker 4: fuck movie was called it, but it was like it
Speaker 4: was Van Wilder esque, you know, like you're something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you remember the actors?
Speaker 4: No, it's it's that kid. There's some guy, the young
Speaker 4: guy who I felt like was in all of them.
Speaker 4: But now they had like a I would know, but
Speaker 4: like it's I don't know. They invited some hot girl
Speaker 4: into his room and he set up a webcam for
Speaker 4: his friends.
Speaker 1: Oh, was American Pie was one of a pie shannel? Elizabeth?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Yo, those movies were, but it's just it's just
Speaker 11: literally just like there's a lot of little literally just cry.
Speaker 2: I met up a webcam and so they can watch them.
Speaker 2: Fuck and it was being broadcasted everywhere, right, and everybody
Speaker 2: saw everybody saw it. So she was embarrassed and she
Speaker 2: moved back to Slovenia, where the fuck she was from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was a European. Yeah, she was an exchange
Speaker 1: student channel. Elizabeth, Like, it's so funny because you're watching
Speaker 1: like this, uh like high school movie. But me as
Speaker 1: like a young kid, I'm like.
Speaker 4: That big in high school, like she She's just I
Speaker 4: had no concept for what high school was when you
Speaker 4: were much closer to the we were.
Speaker 5: We were a bit close than we were. So for me,
Speaker 5: those movies came out when I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: don't remember exactly when I maybe America came on. I
Speaker 5: was like maybe like seven eight.
Speaker 1: Did American Pie come out. I'm gonna say to that
Speaker 1: it's gonna say some stupid ship like sorry. I cut
Speaker 1: it out as it was about the next ninet nine.
Speaker 1: I was five.
Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna do some shit like uh,
Speaker 4: the first instance, the first recorded instance of an American
Speaker 4: pie was seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The next night it was cranbarring. I forgot that
Speaker 1: it was a yeah at that time. I just, you know,
Speaker 1: obviously every media was any high school media was obviously
Speaker 1: much older people. But it was just something about her
Speaker 1: specifically that I was just like, Yeah, this is so
Speaker 1: obviously not even like say some of the flash Thompson
Speaker 1: and where It's like even even when I was a
Speaker 1: kid and I wasn't sure exactly how high schoolers should
Speaker 1: be looking, that was very clearly not. It's like I
Speaker 1: remember being in high school. I remembering a senior. There
Speaker 1: are some guys that look ancient. There are some guys
Speaker 1: that are already balding. There was guys with big beards
Speaker 1: in high school. Was traicly sucks right, big beer with
Speaker 1: some grays. He's fucking I'm sixteen. I think I probably
Speaker 1: showed you my friend I was fifteen years old that
Speaker 1: had a fucking full on dwarf beard. Yeah, he's fifteen,
Speaker 1: and so he would just buy beer and ship because
Speaker 1: obviously everyone thought he was fucking like in his twenties.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was ancient. Yeah, and he was like it's
Speaker 2: funny I call him a dwarf, but literally he was
Speaker 2: like five foot.
Speaker 5: So that's why he probably he actually has him. Some
Speaker 5: of his family's probably an actual fucking stone digging dwarf
Speaker 5: and motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta show you this, dude, I haven't
Speaker 1: showed you. I don't know, man, I think that I
Speaker 1: have it. The nineties is a lot of house parties.
Speaker 1: Why this is my favorite? This is my favorite? What
Speaker 1: is that, diggie? Why are you showing me this? It's
Speaker 1: because I was going to my favorite? But is that
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey? Because Gordon Ramsey digging in squidwards ass showed.
Speaker 4: That camera.
Speaker 1: He's digging.
Speaker 4: I'm that's so crazy. That doesn't even look like Gordon
Speaker 4: Ramsey at that point.
Speaker 1: Because he's going he's going ham right, dig He's a digger.
Speaker 1: So I just don't know why it's my favorites. That's
Speaker 1: the thing that waited me out. So are you looking
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: I was gonna show you my fifteen year old friend
Speaker 2: because we took a picture together.
Speaker 1: You see me, little little kids. And then there's this
Speaker 1: dude with a piece of one fucking tally Ho. Tally
Speaker 1: is disrespectful, tally O motherfucker. By the way, so this this,
Speaker 1: this hat is MS paint. I'm sure you guys are
Speaker 1: able to figure out there's an MS paint hat in here.
Speaker 1: But like, so, yeah, guess what, guess which? What's the fucking.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: Nigga's fifteen years old? And that is actually crazy.
Speaker 4: He looks like somebody who is in allowed around.
Speaker 1: Fifteen year old tally Ho, Nigga tally Ho. You kind
Speaker 1: of can't see with the exposure on the on the yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little harder.
Speaker 2: But also you know, him having a giant fucking beard
Speaker 2: at fifteen years old is insane. I've never since then
Speaker 2: or like, I never know one I knew how to
Speaker 2: facial hair like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy. At that age is insane. He was
Speaker 1: fucking a freshman and he was like, hey, what's up, guys,
Speaker 1: He's dead, now, what's going on with him? The weird
Speaker 1: thing is I think he's Benjamin Buttoning because he doesn't
Speaker 1: look at he looks younger because he shaved his beard off.
Speaker 1: He's a normal haircut and he has a kid, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you look your age now instead of
Speaker 1: fucking like you're forty seven. This is weird. They enjoined
Speaker 1: Dices's crazy look so turning around.
Speaker 4: Uh, certified seventeen Master of Loads, rode in drove loads.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: He's just a gauge, he says. Just a fun fact
Speaker 4: about Pearl Jam. Back in the nineties, they released an
Speaker 4: animated music video for Do the Evolution, which is directed
Speaker 4: and animated by Kevin Altieri and Todd McFarlane, the same
Speaker 4: guys he directed and created Batman, the animated series and Spawn.
Speaker 4: I'm soon getting a tattoo of the pilot skull in
Speaker 4: the video.
Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't know that. Actually, how much as that cost? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right, Jesus fucking Christ's pretty cool. I don't know why
Speaker 4: people a running him with fun facts, but.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. It's a fun fact. For the fact.
Speaker 1: Tom McFarlane, he's just a fucking weirdo. He's such a weird, huge.
Speaker 4: Cunt, loudest fucking burrito you could possibly order, man.
Speaker 1: At least put you whatever. I saw this one thing
Speaker 1: that he did. And I imagine when you're.
Speaker 4: In a movie and when you hear the quiet and
Speaker 4: you're like, but you got like fucking nerds, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: here we go.
Speaker 2: Why not open it up before the movie starts.
Speaker 5: What happens if you open it up and for some
Speaker 5: reason all the nerds fall, and then it'll allow these
Speaker 5: nerds and you're like, you keep hearing it the whole movie, like, dude,
Speaker 5: what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: You're just pouring nerds. No, I spoke by one bag.
Speaker 1: But they're active, they're real active nerds. Yeah, they're active.
Speaker 1: They're labeled as activists.
Speaker 4: They actually absorb kinetic energy and then displace it back
Speaker 4: way too much. Always it's the same equivalent, so like
Speaker 4: if it bounces, it'll continue to bounce.
Speaker 1: NTIL say, happen if you hate them?
Speaker 4: Bad things, very bad things, very bad things.
Speaker 12: I saw Gustave and Luney and they were walking into
Speaker 12: the monolith and I thought, ew, leave her alone.
Speaker 1: She's not bothering anybody.
Speaker 13: I was.
Speaker 2: I was listening to that clip, was talking about like
Speaker 2: solving the problem.
Speaker 1: Like that. We're excited to talk about it more, by
Speaker 1: the way, next next week. Yeah, I was. I was gonna.
Speaker 2: I was gonna put the game away for a while start,
Speaker 2: you know, do some other ship. But yeah, I saw
Speaker 2: those luney nude mods and I'm like, fuck damn.
Speaker 4: It was like ship such a beautiful game with your
Speaker 4: dune fucking dude, So I didn't even I was thinking, like, oh, oneer,
Speaker 4: what kind of minds they have?
Speaker 2: I legitimately didn't think anybody would have nude mods.
Speaker 1: For the game.
Speaker 4: That's insane for him, I mean, because that was the
Speaker 4: first thing that I would have assumed exist.
Speaker 1: Big Penish got in my life.
Speaker 2: No, it's because of how respected the game is. And
Speaker 2: it's not like it didn't seem like, oh, here's an
Speaker 2: easy like type of uh ri e engine or fucking
Speaker 2: like uh or something. It's gonna be easy. We're just
Speaker 2: gonna slap some tits on here and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: It didn't strike me as that type of game. So
Speaker 2: there isn't a bunch, but there there's two, which lets
Speaker 2: me know that it's probably not that simple because there isn't, like, say,
Speaker 2: a plethora, but there is.
Speaker 1: So when I by the time I checked it was right, characters, well,
Speaker 1: it's they they don't allow. They don't allow.
Speaker 4: I would imagine.
Speaker 1: I've never seen personally. I'm sure there's some purpose that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure someone has.
Speaker 2: And then they don't release it, right, they don't release.
Speaker 1: Some boogie looking like they just don't.
Speaker 2: They're like, okay, cool, but they wouldn't put it out
Speaker 2: there because then they'd be exposed immediately.
Speaker 1: So I've never seen. Luckily, out of all the games
Speaker 1: I've played, i've never seen a a illegal I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've never seen anything like that. So, but
Speaker 2: so you in your game, I'm going to I just
Speaker 2: have it. It's just queued up. It's just like I
Speaker 2: have I have the window.
Speaker 1: For like, god, damn it. You have the paintress h
Speaker 1: cups if they dude, if they's she's raining, if it's raining,
Speaker 1: if the paints skins tits like like okay, then that
Speaker 1: because that's just hilarious, like ridiculous. Yeah, the tits put
Speaker 1: I want fucking tits on renoir. He's fucking sick as fuck.
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous. We're gonna do a clear obscure, uh spoiler
Speaker 4: cast sometime in the next couple of weeks, so I
Speaker 4: get ready for that.
Speaker 1: You'll see it in my tits look a.
Speaker 2: Look at my tits fucking Andy Serkis man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4: I was like, I looked at I was planning him,
Speaker 4: and I was like, is that Andy Serkis And I
Speaker 4: couldn't quite tell for a while because I kind of
Speaker 4: forget what he looks like because in my mind he's Gonem,
Speaker 4: so like yeah, yeah, oh yeah, he's sees her. Also,
Speaker 4: he doesn't look like a gorilla most of the time.
Speaker 4: He looks like Golm. He looks more like Golm than
Speaker 4: he does.
Speaker 1: He looks like.
Speaker 4: You know, are you know Andy Sarkus looks more like
Speaker 4: Sezear the gorilla than he or the chimp, the chimp whatever.
Speaker 1: He looks more like.
Speaker 4: Than I'd argue, yes, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 4: there's a little bit of Gollum in him.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's a very serious argument that he
Speaker 1: made you the way I come by. If you use
Speaker 1: a chimp with Gollum, you get Andy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Now I know he's done other things.
Speaker 4: I just like I remember him more for the for
Speaker 4: those things, because that's the stuff that sticks out to me.
Speaker 1: You need direct venom he did.
Speaker 4: He directed the recent one.
Speaker 1: I just didn't know that I didn't know that at all.
Speaker 4: He was like, hey, Andy serkis you want you want
Speaker 4: to direct Venom? Like, yeah, I'm almost done with this,
Speaker 4: the circus that I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm almost done with this circus. Yeah, he works in
Speaker 1: a circus. That's what. Yeah, the Andy circus.
Speaker 4: It's like how somebody used to be like when somebody's
Speaker 4: name is John Smith, it means they come from a
Speaker 4: line of blacksmiths or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know. Oh, like back then when the names mint something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's from a line of sideshow freeze.
Speaker 1: That's real.
Speaker 5: From a line of circuses. Yeah, he's from a line
Speaker 5: of thee His mother was an actual circus, right right.
Speaker 1: Like that shirt by the way, Like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't remember you wearing it, but I'm sure you
Speaker 1: worren it like a trillion times.
Speaker 4: Bas giving a shirt. I don't wear this often. No,
Speaker 4: Actually I just found I saw it again in my class.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, yeah, I have this.
Speaker 1: It looks I just it looks good as a logo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I dig it. It's good.
Speaker 4: You know, it's crazy. It's an old shirt too. I
Speaker 4: got this time I was working at Sears.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And like it holds up pretty good, looks good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look all fucked up or moths got to
Speaker 1: it or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was looking at like old pictures, uh, because every
Speaker 4: now and then I'll go on like Facebook, I'll do
Speaker 4: the like on this day thing. I saw a picture
Speaker 4: of me in the the Bungee shirt that I still have,
Speaker 4: And it's so funny how how faded it is because
Speaker 4: it used to be so dark and now it's like
Speaker 4: break gray.
Speaker 1: Do you remember it?
Speaker 5: Joe's completely faded Joe's Toy Story shirt that he had
Speaker 5: until like very recently.
Speaker 1: No, he had a shirt when he was five. What
Speaker 1: do you fucking mean five years old? How can you
Speaker 1: finish just wearing it? That shirt wasn't so much. It
Speaker 1: was like it was like, dude, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Does it go? I remember?
Speaker 4: So we're not we're not gonna say that, we're not
Speaker 4: gonna name this person's name, but like, we had a
Speaker 4: friend who had a shirt that was so tattered and
Speaker 4: fucked that I honestly couldn't believe that he didn't get
Speaker 4: sick from wearing it.
Speaker 1: The neck hole was like down here, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and it was like it had like remember it was great.
Speaker 1: I could not believe huhude at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what would bother me the most about it? And
Speaker 4: to be fair, it's like, I guess it's not you know,
Speaker 4: it's people living their own lives. It doesn't have anything
Speaker 4: to do with me necessarily. But like he would come
Speaker 4: out of the out of the shower and he wouldn't
Speaker 4: use a towel, he would just put his shirt on.
Speaker 1: And it wouldn't.
Speaker 4: It bothered the hell out of me that he that
Speaker 4: he was doing that. You know, is that reasonable that
Speaker 4: that bothered me?
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, yeah, because I felt judgmental at the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, what the fun? But then I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: why would you wear your shirt like that out of
Speaker 1: directly out of the shower. It wasn't torn, it was
Speaker 1: just heavy from all the water.
Speaker 4: No, it was it had it had fucking.
Speaker 2: So he didn't like understand the concept of towels.
Speaker 4: I think it was his only shirt. No, But and
Speaker 4: then he also didn't understand the concept of towels. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: in addition, and it was his own. But I swear
Speaker 4: to I've never seen him wear anything else.
Speaker 1: Everything sounds wrong with that scenario. Yep, get it, you
Speaker 1: got it. Well look at you. I mean, yeah, some
Speaker 1: people are weird. I've I've I've held.
Speaker 2: Onto some shirts much longer than I should have, but
Speaker 2: then eventually I let it go.
Speaker 1: Sectually. Now I have like a a wife that is
Speaker 1: bothered by.
Speaker 2: Like some of the stuff that I have that I
Speaker 2: have like holes in it, and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember I went to go visit her for the
Speaker 1: first time. One of my band tees had a.
Speaker 2: Major gash on the left side of it where it
Speaker 2: was the shirt was done, and I'm just walking down
Speaker 2: the street with her, and I'm pretty sure she was
Speaker 2: like horrified that like this this black bum she's walking with,
Speaker 2: Like I'm probably a project.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. My shirt was fucked, Like, I throw it away. Eventually.
Speaker 5: I definitely had I definitely had underwear that were in
Speaker 5: such bad condition and it was like king.
Speaker 4: Like yeah, that's yeah, I underwear right now with whole
Speaker 4: with like a whole like on the side like that
Speaker 4: that's what I'm so for me, I'm like, this is fine,
Speaker 4: you know, but eventually it's gonna you know.
Speaker 1: Her, she's like, dude, throw away. It only has three
Speaker 1: holes in it, It only has three three holes, and
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's like Kingston. One of the holes directly
Speaker 1: in the back. I know hold is directly where your
Speaker 1: anus is. Yeah, the axis are you stupid? What do
Speaker 1: you mean, dude? I did this? Like I live a
Speaker 1: colorful life.
Speaker 4: I like to when I go to the bathroom and
Speaker 4: I have to take your ship, just pull my pants
Speaker 4: down and leave around and really thread the needle with
Speaker 4: that whole.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be too cold, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be Yeah.
Speaker 4: You ever sit on a toilet seat bare ass?
Speaker 1: It's cold sometimes terrifying. I can't catch it if only
Speaker 1: my assholes. That's crazy. I had a fucking thongs fucking Thongston.
Speaker 1: Hey crazy, Hey man, I love.
Speaker 6: Why.
Speaker 1: Like that's a good drawing right there, Thongston. If I
Speaker 1: was if I got really tough, i'd be tongusted. Oh
Speaker 1: like uh like dide.
Speaker 4: I want a tongsten cube so bad.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you talked about the tongues cube.
Speaker 4: I want that thing.
Speaker 1: Four thousand dollars or three thousand.
Speaker 4: It's really expensive.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit, not much before a lot is
Speaker 5: like a insane amount of money.
Speaker 4: It costs more than it is worth to have. But
Speaker 4: like I've held the tongues and cubas, and it is
Speaker 4: so interesting how heavy it is for how little there
Speaker 4: is of it.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: It's like an interesting sensation to lift what feels like
Speaker 4: a giant TV or like a dresser with like one hand.
Speaker 1: And be like, what the what is the heaviest metal?
Speaker 4: You think illuminum? Probably, No, it's not famously light. Actually,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about famously light?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know it's a bright colored metal. I'm just saying, Oh,
Speaker 1: like it doesn't weigh much. I think he knows that king.
Speaker 1: I don't think he knows ship.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I got to agree with you there.
Speaker 4: I think half of this bit that happens when you
Speaker 4: put it in the microwave, it gets real heavy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it might blow up. You never see that in
Speaker 5: the metal in the microwave. And you see like that
Speaker 5: one like straight bolt, my literity wall.
Speaker 1: You're like remen.
Speaker 4: Lily almost killed all of us.
Speaker 1: She put something. She put a fork in the microwave
Speaker 1: at one of our chickens giving parties.
Speaker 4: She did you were there? You you noticed it?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think you stopped it. Did she
Speaker 1: not notice that the fork was on the play?
Speaker 4: She must not notice yet? I mean there's an alcohol
Speaker 4: going around. I don't know she was drinking, but.
Speaker 5: There's never a I thought, there's never a party like
Speaker 5: that that we're all not drunk by the time we're eating.
Speaker 1: Especially back then, everyone was drunk by the time we're eating.
Speaker 1: We'd played card games and drink the we're playing card game,
Speaker 1: but a sun still out and they're like, let's go eat.
Speaker 1: Everybody staggers into the room and just eats as much
Speaker 1: as they can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just wrap the sandwich and aluminum foil, put
Speaker 4: it in the microwave, and then suddenly they're fucking.
Speaker 1: That's how Chris. That's how Chris ended up in the future.
Speaker 1: Let's go, I can't. You don't like that scenarios fucking.
Speaker 4: So it's just I had no agency the whole time.
Speaker 4: I was just being I got no life. Really, in
Speaker 4: my perspective, I lived six minutes after that show.
Speaker 1: I six like terrible minutes. I think, I think we
Speaker 1: need a round two, round two.
Speaker 5: We should see how all looks his death, like minor
Speaker 5: changes throughout the timeline.
Speaker 1: A thousand ways for Christine.
Speaker 4: So this is crazy. Spike TV's that still exists, So
Speaker 4: this is this is crazy right here, Corinth threw it
Speaker 4: in Corinth. Yeah, it's a name that's coming up a lot.
Speaker 4: This is like a regular right hey hey archdemon of
Speaker 4: the Fifth Blight, doctor nel Cortex in general Ram ram M.
Speaker 4: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I think it's Ram. No, actually I think I think
Speaker 1: I think it's Ram. I think it is.
Speaker 4: Actually it is, They say Ram. But like the two
Speaker 4: a's implying, awesome.
Speaker 1: It probably would be wrong because that's what right there?
Speaker 4: Like Ram, you know, like they probably general Yeah, General,
Speaker 4: we're gentrifying his name in some sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but who's theme? The whole story is there? Is
Speaker 1: this being gentified? Actually what all the gears is gentrification
Speaker 1: and then fighting back against it. That's a very interesting
Speaker 1: You should write a video, I say about that white inwards?
Speaker 1: Is that what they are? Like the locus, the white
Speaker 1: You can't get down that rabbit all against you, Griggs, Grigs.
Speaker 1: October of last year, all right, Since October of last year,
Speaker 1: I've been slowly re listening to every single episode of
Speaker 1: The Start Tank. Oh wow, guys, I don't know why. People.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine. I can't imagine that because so many
Speaker 4: of the early episodes, especially our current events oriented I
Speaker 4: look like a time capsule kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, I actually look like I backlogged. I haven't finished,
Speaker 2: but I was backlogging Come Town and if since they
Speaker 2: think the show is good, so thank god for that.
Speaker 2: So I understand them doing that. Yeah, be attached to
Speaker 2: the show. I could obviously. I'm like, there's no fucking
Speaker 2: way in hell.
Speaker 4: I do like I could see it more if we
Speaker 4: never talked about the news or like events, because then
Speaker 4: it's just riffing in jokes.
Speaker 2: It's it's funny though, because it's it's It's like I
Speaker 2: was listening to when when Donald Trump won the first
Speaker 2: time and then listening to their reaction to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's fun. It's fun. Yeah, it is interesting.
Speaker 4: But anyway, she says, uh uh, we're listening to every episode,
Speaker 4: starting usually at work, while also keeping up with new episodes.
Speaker 4: Be sure to not have it playing on the loudspeaker.
Speaker 4: You might get fired, you know. Once I'm done with that,
Speaker 4: I plan on see this is this is where it
Speaker 4: gets crazy. I plan I'm listening to every single episode
Speaker 4: of Sacred Symbols. So I asked you three, what's the
Speaker 4: biggest longest time sink you've ever put into something?
Speaker 1: Oh god, dude, that's a grind. That is a grind. Eighteen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's she's not gonna finish.
Speaker 4: No, there's a long episode too, way longer than these.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You guys average like four hours, don't you now, it's
Speaker 1: like four hours, like yeah, four hours? Yeah, okay. So
Speaker 1: I would say, other than Dorkett, maybe the longest time
Speaker 1: sink I've ever put into something, beating off is a
Speaker 1: decent answer.
Speaker 5: I probably, you know, it's crazy, relatively probably, Yeah. I
Speaker 5: feel like I've beat off genuinely maybe forty five minutes
Speaker 5: in my life. So you're like a You're a quick
Speaker 5: come like two tugs and then I'm fucking I'm anna
Speaker 5: v vacin.
Speaker 1: That's bullshit.
Speaker 2: But I wish I've always actually wish I had the
Speaker 2: ability to like come on command, yeah, to be sick,
Speaker 2: because a lot of times it's like I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not fucking putting the candles out and get no, I
Speaker 2: just want to I wish I could come you get
Speaker 2: the poison out, and then I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I wish I could come really hard on command like that.
Speaker 1: It'd be funnier like couple of command is like, but
Speaker 1: like coming like a roping like like you were doing
Speaker 1: all day or edging all day. Yeah, like this blast
Speaker 1: like just like fucking fall to my knees and weeping
Speaker 1: like you can like you can hear it. You could.
Speaker 1: You could hear it from the room here is crazy.
Speaker 1: You can hear the deposits semen, What do you mean
Speaker 1: that the girl autumn is? Like I heard that inside
Speaker 1: of my body. Oh that's very not good. Actually it
Speaker 1: sounds like really like literally weeping. I'm on the ground.
Speaker 1: Is I can get up? I gotta get to my feet.
Speaker 4: Dude, it's probably a video game. It's got to be
Speaker 4: a video I just don't know which one. I think
Speaker 4: probably there's three. For me, There's fucking Pokemon Golden Our Gold.
Speaker 4: So I think between all the Halo games, I probably
Speaker 4: have easily over like one thousand and fift.
Speaker 1: Dark Souls two. Holy Crowd played that game a lot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The interesting thing is, this is a crazy answer for
Speaker 2: me to think about. Uh, it's probably just because of
Speaker 2: the casual nature of my uh raid account, my raid
Speaker 2: shuttle edgends account just being casually open a lot of
Speaker 2: times and just rearranging gear, just doing daily stuff because
Speaker 2: of that. How long I've been playing it, it might
Speaker 2: be that, which is insane to me really, but like
Speaker 2: I don't really count it as that because it's me
Speaker 2: more of like I have a little bit of downtime,
Speaker 2: but it's still a video game, you know, Like I'm
Speaker 2: not really I don't think of it in that way
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: It's just more like it's just I'm kind of collecting
Speaker 1: even like Twitter kind of. Yeah, I really do.
Speaker 2: It's so, but like I was like, ah, when I
Speaker 2: think about that, the timing, if I could actually clock
Speaker 2: it on my phone, I don't know if I can.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I don't play it on my phone that
Speaker 2: much anymore, but clock it on the app on the
Speaker 2: on PC.
Speaker 1: That's like it might be that by default, which is
Speaker 1: gross when I think about it, because it's like that's
Speaker 1: not like a it doesn't feel like that. It doesn't
Speaker 1: feel like that at all.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I make an efforts when I'm not using I'm
Speaker 5: not tweeting, I turn off my Twitter. I closed the
Speaker 5: window I tried to have it open anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good rule. I make a serious effort
Speaker 1: to do that. Dude, I was, uh, because Doom's coming
Speaker 1: out tomorrow, right you haven't played it yet. No, really,
Speaker 1: it's good.
Speaker 4: You played already?
Speaker 1: How of it? You can preorderate?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I I'm playing on game Pass.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why not.
Speaker 4: You know, I'll buy it later or whatever, but right now,
Speaker 4: if I could play it for not having to buy it, like,
Speaker 4: I'll just do it.
Speaker 1: But I think it's rout. It's out getting fucking stressed out.
Speaker 4: It's out tonight, I think, because it's out tomorrow, which
Speaker 4: means like probably nine pm today. But like I I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I got to reaculate myself to Doom.
Speaker 4: So I like I jumped into Eternal like two days ago,
Speaker 4: and I wanted to just kind of play like the
Speaker 4: first level to just kind of get accustomed to it,
Speaker 4: and then I ended up I think I'm like at
Speaker 4: the end now already.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just like, oh, yeah, I forgot. This is
Speaker 4: really fucking good, Like I remember that being true, but
Speaker 4: like I didn't think I was, so I didn't think
Speaker 4: I would want to beat it again.
Speaker 1: Is really good.
Speaker 4: It's fucking unreal, dude, I actually don't think that. I
Speaker 4: don't think I'll like the new one as much.
Speaker 1: Really, two different I heard it's very good man.
Speaker 4: No, I think I'm gonna like it a good game
Speaker 4: because I like, I liked twenty sixteen as well, and
Speaker 4: they say like they're saying it's like slower, it's more
Speaker 4: like twenty sixteen, and I'm like, I'm fine with that,
Speaker 4: but like there's something about Eternal that's like so.
Speaker 1: It's like it's break neck. Like I like the aesthetic
Speaker 1: of the Dark Age a lot more. I think I would.
Speaker 1: I think it's hilarious. I think I will. It's very
Speaker 1: it's very uh Ashra's Army of Darkness. I see.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's that's I think what's gonna save it
Speaker 4: for me? I think the vibe is gonna I think.
Speaker 1: I'm so you get a dragon? Yeah, I heard, I
Speaker 1: heard a dragon. I was like, oh, yes, I heard.
Speaker 4: Those sections kind of suck though, oh really, oh that's
Speaker 4: what I heard.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe I like them, but.
Speaker 4: It does seem like one of those things where it's
Speaker 4: like this is a doom game, like let me shoot things,
Speaker 4: and then they're like, what about the turret section, and
Speaker 4: it's like I can see that being kind of whatever.
Speaker 5: But oh see, it's like in Shadow of War where
Speaker 5: you get the fucking big old fucking ogurts.
Speaker 1: Oh you slaughter, you use them, just you slid its
Speaker 1: throat and then you leave. And it's like I didn't
Speaker 1: have to do that.
Speaker 4: Almost fifty thousands roading, Oh says deep Sea Samurai is
Speaker 4: basically already a thing.
Speaker 1: What do we have here?
Speaker 4: There's where a man a manha What the.
Speaker 1: Fuck is that? That is a Chinese mango or Korean
Speaker 1: one Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: A manha called Leviathan. That is a world that flooded,
Speaker 4: and there are harpoonists that fight giant mutated fish. It
Speaker 4: is completed and has two hundred and fourteen chapters. You
Speaker 4: guys talking about that sent sent that barreling back into
Speaker 4: my mind.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of them in my fucking life. I
Speaker 1: never heard of manhah in my life. Flog wah, fato
Speaker 1: fogua fog wah. What is fog wah? That's like that's
Speaker 1: like sound type ship. Okay, I was. I was like,
Speaker 1: let's see if he was actually gonna guess it. Frog wah?
Speaker 1: What was that? Flag wah?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is? It is No, That's
Speaker 1: why I said, I don't know what it is fucking guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know take a good fighting style. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you it's it's a it's a food, is it? Frog legs? Frog?
Speaker 6: Wah.
Speaker 4: It's like a stuffed baby goose or some ship.
Speaker 2: Right, So it's a it could be a goose or
Speaker 2: a duck liver. It's just fatty as fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they use they grind up a bunch of
Speaker 4: babies to make it. Yeah, savages, crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: Human babies, human babies.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go, liver, big gay beetle guzzling come
Speaker 4: like a's sugar water. Hey, he wrote and says, Hey, Chris,
Speaker 4: Derek and big dumb dumb meani head, fuck.
Speaker 11: You you.
Speaker 1: Started this. Technically, I hate the fucking little beetle. Name
Speaker 1: is little fucking annoy.
Speaker 4: I recently got a good haul of PS two games
Speaker 4: for a great price, and it built up a decent
Speaker 4: collection of games over the years that I love playing repeatedly.
Speaker 4: My question is do any of you have older consoles,
Speaker 4: and if so, what are your favorite games on them?
Speaker 1: And how often do you play.
Speaker 4: I don't really play my old stuff all that often,
Speaker 4: Like every now and again, I'll jump into him, but
Speaker 4: like it's it's pretty.
Speaker 1: Rare there's just too much say stuff always.
Speaker 4: Exactly, there's too much shit coming out constantly, and even
Speaker 4: the back my backlog for just this generation by itself
Speaker 4: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, so, like I can't even I don't know.
Speaker 4: Every now and again, like if something comes out again,
Speaker 4: like when Legacy of Cane came out again, they did
Speaker 4: that remaster thing, I'm like, okay, I'll play Or if
Speaker 4: something comes to backwards compatible or whatever, yeah, I'll play it.
Speaker 4: But like the old hardware is kind of it's hard
Speaker 4: to get into the mindset of using it, even though.
Speaker 1: I do like it a lot. You gotta plug it in,
Speaker 1: turn it on. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do all that on the move. A lot of times.
Speaker 1: You don't even look that good on the TV, honestly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I use my DS. I used to use it
Speaker 5: for a little bit and I played a lot of
Speaker 5: I put a lot of fire Bloom. It was very
Speaker 5: fun game on there.
Speaker 1: What else? I played awkwarat at a time on there?
Speaker 1: There's mask did I play recently? I'll Hunter of the
Speaker 1: Reckoning I played that. Yeah. Yeah. And the Xbox One
Speaker 1: really yeah, they have it like.
Speaker 2: Compatible like compatible, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Like the Xbox version. That game was so fucking fun.
Speaker 1: The problem with that.
Speaker 2: Game a single player game exactly, it took like forty
Speaker 2: minutes to beat the first boss because the werewolves.
Speaker 1: No, it's some fucking weirdo.
Speaker 2: Like he has four legs and he's like a like
Speaker 2: a beast kind of thing and he just slams down.
Speaker 1: That's all he does.
Speaker 2: He just chases you and then you get too close
Speaker 2: and he just goes like that. So you have to
Speaker 2: just go in circles and shoot him for almost an hour.
Speaker 1: They basically have to grow him.
Speaker 4: You have like a friend of yours, dude, I played
Speaker 4: that ship my friend, uh, my friend Malik showed me
Speaker 4: in that game, and I remember going to Malak's house
Speaker 4: all the time and playing that game and being like
Speaker 4: blown away by it because it looks so real at
Speaker 4: the time to me because I just had a PS one, yeah,
Speaker 4: and he had an next Spot and I was like
Speaker 4: fair enough, what well? I was playing Spider Man on
Speaker 4: PS one where his hands were blocks, you know, yeah,
Speaker 4: fucking insane. And then people had like games like Dark Age,
Speaker 4: Like my aunt had an Xbox Oh my god, Dark
Speaker 4: Dark Angel.
Speaker 1: That's such a stupid craze. And so that was that
Speaker 1: show had the scow but.
Speaker 5: There's something stupid idiots, wheelchairs and Jensenchles He's.
Speaker 4: Like Jens Nicholes, Jessica Alba and John Live You're.
Speaker 1: An angel, hockem. You can't fucking fix me an angel.
Speaker 1: I can't walk you fucking lion, stupid celestial slut.
Speaker 4: I think John lovets in that chest.
Speaker 1: My legs work, yeah, John John Lovitt was in Dark Angel,
Speaker 1: Dark Angel.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, jess All, you are a dark Angel.
Speaker 5: I think that the first that's his first role before Supernatural.
Speaker 5: What happened to jess Alba?
Speaker 1: She I think she just got married and then laft
Speaker 1: to a black dude. He's like a lights black dude something. Nigga.
Speaker 4: This is not even answered the question.
Speaker 1: Yeah's just didn't help, but help at all. See what
Speaker 1: she's up to. I'm like, she's she I guess just
Speaker 1: stop doing everything.
Speaker 4: He was just in a movie.
Speaker 1: Oh is she really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: John Lavins documentary, You rat fuck? I think she played John.
Speaker 4: It's crazy, the most challenging role of a lifetime. Jessica
Speaker 4: Alba as John Lavitts and John Lavitt's.
Speaker 1: Sweeps the Oscars Oscar. She sweeps the Tony Awards. He said,
Speaker 1: there's not there's no music in the film, man.
Speaker 4: There's no music in the film, but the script is
Speaker 4: is no The script.
Speaker 13: His music to my ears, What are you saying script
Speaker 13: is like music because it's it's so soulful.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Yeah, not all music is soulful, though. A
Speaker 1: skin I guess what.
Speaker 4: She sells skin?
Speaker 1: What the what do you mean, scare?
Speaker 4: I thought it was like that company Devereux Wigs. You
Speaker 4: know that company, Devereaux Wigs.
Speaker 1: I don't know that company, but I imagine there's wig companies.
Speaker 4: There's a wig company out there called Devereu Wigs that
Speaker 4: used to sell wigs with like real like they used
Speaker 4: to they would they would use creamat like crematorium like
Speaker 4: dead people hair.
Speaker 1: I don't and that it's like donated hair. It's technically donated.
Speaker 1: I mean it's dead doting.
Speaker 4: I mean it's it's one it's a one sided donation. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's a fair I guess that's what That's what I
Speaker 4: call stealing?
Speaker 1: Is it one side? No more dead exactly?
Speaker 4: It's really selfish when you think about it.
Speaker 1: Should re animate dead people and make them to slave labor.
Speaker 1: I think they do that in avowed. Oh yeah, they
Speaker 1: do that. Well, they got the right idea.
Speaker 4: There's the whole thing. There's the whole thing about the
Speaker 4: ethics of necromancy, like like, is it okay?
Speaker 2: You don't want to do that, because if necromancy becomes real,
Speaker 2: they're just gonna do it exclusively to people.
Speaker 1: They're just gonna like they're just gonna, like, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, they're gonna do it to poor ass people
Speaker 1: who you can't who happened to be a little darker.
Speaker 1: They're definitely gonna kill a lot of people and then
Speaker 1: make them fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, the power structure. You know, it's like, hey, we
Speaker 2: gotta save the South Africans. But it's like that type ship.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm a big We're gonna save the White.
Speaker 1: I gotta get my.
Speaker 4: Xbox three sixty back because there's a bunch of there's
Speaker 4: a bunch of stuff that I downloaded. There's a bunch
Speaker 4: of like Xbox five Arcade games that I know for
Speaker 4: a fact I owned that I just that aren't backwards
Speaker 4: compatible for some reason that like I just can't put
Speaker 4: things like Explosion Man and Limbo I don't have anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't think so I don't know tragic, but things
Speaker 4: like the class like Hexa HD, which is like the
Speaker 4: packing game, Like you can't play that, and it's just like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is going on here? Makes no sense?
Speaker 1: Weird?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 4: So I would like to get my hands on working
Speaker 4: through sixty. But it wouldn't be that difficult, I guess.
Speaker 1: But like rich pe food man, which.
Speaker 4: People are you looking at frog Wi or whatever?
Speaker 1: But basically I was looking at this and I'm like,
Speaker 1: something a mess a buffet. Somebody went to a buffet
Speaker 1: and they didn't understand the theme it does. It looks
Speaker 1: like several varied rieties of city people came on that.
Speaker 1: I'm still looking at justal, but she's living her best life.
Speaker 4: Did she marry like a billionaire or something?
Speaker 2: If you're saying it was like light skin nigga, but
Speaker 2: I imagine, because that's what that's what.
Speaker 1: Not married a dude dussa that yeah, that fucking owns
Speaker 1: like all of that ship. Yeah he's fucking he's crazy.
Speaker 1: That guy is balling. Of course she marries And I
Speaker 1: was like, I can't stand like that makes me so
Speaker 1: he's so crazy? Rich I thought he was an Asian
Speaker 1: mad that she's already some hiks, already rich as ship.
Speaker 1: And then she's like she doubled down. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: It just makes me bad. I like, you don't even
Speaker 1: need to marry that guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the epics of it is kind of because like
Speaker 4: you're basically taking somebody, you're basically taking somebody who might
Speaker 4: benefit greatly from that off the market in some sense.
Speaker 1: And that's exacting. But also like so what no, I know,
Speaker 1: but like it's but that's what I feel. I feel
Speaker 1: like I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: I'm like, come on, lady, I get the funk out
Speaker 4: of here. Need that she go elevate some fucking nerd.
Speaker 4: She was thrill though, probably the hottest woman ever at
Speaker 4: her peak, so.
Speaker 1: Have the biggest up there.
Speaker 5: No, she I think she was like top tier, most
Speaker 5: try women on the plane at her peak. I think
Speaker 5: she's like the benchmark.
Speaker 1: Doesn't hold the candle, the Rosie o'donald I would knock
Speaker 1: Rose o donald down. Just a sad did you know?
Speaker 1: Well for the story, I get it. Sad? Is this
Speaker 1: this would a fact? I did it. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I fucking hit that, Balling Moriarty wrote in Balling, Ball
Speaker 1: and Moriarty guys, he says, what's up? He says, what's up?
Speaker 1: Slat dicks.
Speaker 4: A couple of weeks ago, a story came out of
Speaker 4: Pennsylvania about a woman shitting on another car's hood due
Speaker 4: to roads.
Speaker 1: You saw that, gro This is their video on that
Speaker 1: straight up diarrhea. Yeah? Are you like of it happening? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You don't see the act.
Speaker 2: You see that the person, You see her coming up
Speaker 2: to the car and then the phone kind of pans
Speaker 2: down and then you hear the person complaining like you're
Speaker 2: fucking disgusting, and then shows the aftermath.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. That bitch is greazy and the shows are
Speaker 1: getting arrested. Have you guys? That is wild?
Speaker 4: But like, have you guys seen have you guys been
Speaker 4: involved in any road rage incidents? Have you witnessed any?
Speaker 4: If not, what's the craziest one you've heard of?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 4: And stay gay people. The car shitter has and only
Speaker 4: fans where she sells feet picks?
Speaker 1: Who the car shitter? I wonder if it was before
Speaker 1: or after? Yeah, it's probably after, right, You have to
Speaker 1: imagine like she like got it's a little notoriety. Yeah,
Speaker 1: makes sense, that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Imagine wanting feet picked anything from r after knowing that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh it was that bitch and shot on the car.
Speaker 1: So hot feet insane. We were house her feet. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. So somebody thought of that. It was
Speaker 1: so stupid.
Speaker 4: I remember when me and Jayalen were driving across the
Speaker 4: country from New York to here. I don't know if
Speaker 4: it was road range necessarily, but it felt like it.
Speaker 4: We didn't exchange words or anything, but like this, this
Speaker 4: truck basically ran us off the road.
Speaker 1: Whoa and uh.
Speaker 4: It was like in Kansas. That's why I hate Kansas.
Speaker 4: In the middle of the country is fucked. It's entirely ruined.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we were.
Speaker 4: It was like nighttime and we were driving. We'd just
Speaker 4: come out of this fog, this really dense fog where
Speaker 4: we couldn't see even like a foot in front of us.
Speaker 1: It was crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't see anything like that ship. Yeah, we come
Speaker 4: out and we can see it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: we're out of the fog. And then like I think
Speaker 4: a second later, headlights from behind us. It was like
Speaker 4: a truck behind us. The entire time that we didn't
Speaker 4: even see the light was that fucking diffused. And then
Speaker 4: he just wouldn't slow down, and he just kept speeding up,
Speaker 4: and it was like we were clearly there. I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck is this? And so we had to
Speaker 4: I basically had to be like, yo, I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 4: not dealing with this right now, Like I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna challenge this fucking semi to a battle.
Speaker 4: In Jalen's old car. It wasn't a Corolla, dude.
Speaker 1: It was like a That car felt like it was
Speaker 1: from the seventies. Man like it was. It was crazy.
Speaker 4: I think it was like a ninety nine for tourists
Speaker 4: or something like that.
Speaker 1: I think I was in it one time. Was it blue? No,
Speaker 1: it was red. It was like maroon kind of it was.
Speaker 1: And it was falling the fuck apart, damn. Like he
Speaker 1: that that car. I think it's like died for good,
Speaker 1: Like before I think I even met you.
Speaker 5: I think that car died when it was while we
Speaker 5: no you knew him ready, were in a first place
Speaker 5: in flind I remember me and him had to push
Speaker 5: it back. Oh, you had to push it back and
Speaker 5: push it back from we were over it was over
Speaker 5: by the mall. We had to push it back to
Speaker 5: our house. From the mall a Carr. Yeah, how'd you
Speaker 5: do it?
Speaker 1: Wait? How'd you do it? We did it? No, wait
Speaker 1: in Glendale.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so from the Galleria to the Hilda up the hill.
Speaker 1: Yeah that sucks. Yeah, dude sent the money.
Speaker 5: We I was way stronger than I felt strong afterwards.
Speaker 5: That some guy that was like some guy that was
Speaker 5: like a that's actually not We got by the house
Speaker 5: and some guy that was like a bike rider. It
Speaker 5: was like trying to help us, and he had like
Speaker 5: the fucking bike riding shoes, so he couldn't get any.
Speaker 1: You like, dude, thank we appreciate jo. Don't worry about this.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about this man.
Speaker 4: So you pushed it down fucking Colorado. Yeah, the busy.
Speaker 4: That's crazy to.
Speaker 1: Imagine a way it would have been me. He needed help,
Speaker 1: he needed help. I would have left the car there.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't leave him. I couldn't leave him,
Speaker 1: not that help. I was like, there's cheap to drugs
Speaker 1: for like seventy bucks. You know, like he didn't understand
Speaker 1: how poor we were. Well you you didn't. You could
Speaker 1: have asked me at that point. You weren't home. I
Speaker 1: don't know why you were you weren't home for something together.
Speaker 1: Oh weird. You might have been up, you might have
Speaker 1: been back, you might have been back in New York.
Speaker 1: Oh mm hmmm. Damn, so its winter maybe fall. That's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: And I told Lily about that. She was like what
Speaker 1: and I was like yeah. She's like, why didn't you
Speaker 1: guys call me? I was like, oh, you're dumb. Men
Speaker 1: that I had a girlfriend at the time, I had
Speaker 1: a fucking resource. Dummies. That could have been me, man,
Speaker 1: No way it was. It was funny, small distances. We
Speaker 1: were laughing off while we were doing it, so it
Speaker 1: was a good time. Let's get it off the street
Speaker 1: kind of a thing.
Speaker 4: Push kind of pushing a car all the way home
Speaker 4: is crazy, Like I pushed a car. I was pushing
Speaker 4: cars for for the boxing, boxing training, and I remember
Speaker 4: that was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: I thought this was fake? Pushing them up pill was
Speaker 1: a stupid idea. Never do that. No, we weren't doing
Speaker 1: it uphill. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: You're just gonna die. Probably we are.
Speaker 1: Momentium's gone, he's got I's gotta get on the car,
Speaker 1: and like where it's gonna go? As goes? Was this
Speaker 1: car goeshere. They were pushing it and no one was steering,
Speaker 1: so they were just like, wherever the wind goes, wherever
Speaker 1: this figure it out. I want to do that. Somehow,
Speaker 1: you guys finally got it with no one steering.
Speaker 5: I love the idea of like pushing a car. He
Speaker 5: has no gays, the cars all fucked up. He's like,
Speaker 5: all right, well, I was gonna gi up this hill.
Speaker 5: I was gonna turn off this hill, and then bang,
Speaker 5: you're driving in every green light.
Speaker 2: You're just making it. You're just making it somehow, just
Speaker 2: making it down there. You're just going through the city.
Speaker 2: Idiot probably has done that. Yeah, we killed someone if
Speaker 2: I went really want till he hit one guy and
Speaker 2: he died. Maybe a bicycle maybe, bro, you know what,
Speaker 2: we've got a bicycle in the show. You deserve to
Speaker 2: be fucking flattened two dimensional eyes motherbuckers. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: I know it's you're not supposed to be on the sidewalk,
Speaker 2: but I don't care.
Speaker 1: So in New York you have to be. You'll die. Actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if there's not like a designated bike lane, because
Speaker 2: there's some places that designated bike land, I'm like cool.
Speaker 1: Other than that, don't fucking share the street with me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, on a bicycle.
Speaker 1: Don't fucking do that. I hit you, I really want to.
Speaker 1: I want to hate you badly because like, how dare you?
Speaker 1: I'll turn you out, Yeah, I'll tell you.
Speaker 2: Like the fucking pieces of ship are in like they're
Speaker 2: not even off to the side, like they're actually just
Speaker 2: in the lane because I'm supposed to share the road
Speaker 2: with you, And I'm like.
Speaker 1: I you were so slow, Like come on, dude, come on,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 4: I saw a guy riding a bike on the highway
Speaker 4: once and it really pissed me off, really infuriated.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's supposed to be there.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's literally illegal. I think it's literally
Speaker 4: like an illegal thing that you can't ride your because
Speaker 4: you're causing a fucking massive safety.
Speaker 1: Hazard by doing that. That's a crazy person.
Speaker 4: That was back home. I remember, like it's on my way.
Speaker 4: I went, I got off the plane and my parents
Speaker 4: picked me up and then we drove driving on eighty
Speaker 4: two I think ready four. I can't remember what's that
Speaker 4: was like for one tourhouse and then yeah, this dude
Speaker 4: on a fucking bicycle on the highway and.
Speaker 1: He's going as fast as you can't try to keep up.
Speaker 4: He's trying, He's going fast in every car, and he
Speaker 4: was on the shoulders like ninety eight he was on
Speaker 4: the shoulder too, so we knew he wasn't you know
Speaker 4: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it was he understood on some levels, like, well,
Speaker 1: I can't be on the main part of this road.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, you can't be on any you
Speaker 4: go away, dude. I wonder what that dude's thinking was
Speaker 4: not he's dead right now, I bet. I'm certain this
Speaker 4: is we got scared by.
Speaker 1: Something they fucking freaked on right off the side, or
Speaker 1: somebody just was a hero and justered right into him,
Speaker 1: just cut him off. Did I have this reminds me?
Speaker 4: That reminds me of had a friend and a friend
Speaker 4: a long time ago, And this is around the time
Speaker 4: I started having the three parties, like when it was
Speaker 4: starting to kind of beget like it was like when
Speaker 4: when me and like just two other people were doing
Speaker 4: it and then it years later would go on to
Speaker 4: be an actual thing. But it was like raining and
Speaker 4: E three was on and I was watching it at home,
Speaker 4: and then my friend Justin was watching it at home.
Speaker 4: We were just kind of texting back and forth by
Speaker 4: what we were saying. Then his power went out and
Speaker 4: it was raining, and he was like, oh fuck, it
Speaker 4: just started. And I was like, oh, dude, come over here,
Speaker 4: just come over.
Speaker 1: You're not that far.
Speaker 4: It's like a fifteen minute bike ride.
Speaker 1: And so he came.
Speaker 4: He goes like, yeah, I'll be there in a little bit.
Speaker 4: And then like an hour passes and he's just like not,
Speaker 4: he's not there, and like what the fuck is going
Speaker 4: and it's raining like crazy hard shit. And then he
Speaker 4: finally shows up and he's sopping wet, no bicycle, and
Speaker 4: I was like, what happened. He's like, my bike got
Speaker 4: a flat, so I threw it in the river.
Speaker 1: I threw it in the river. He threw his bike
Speaker 1: in the river. Fucking Justice. I haven't seen that guy
Speaker 1: in so long. That's that's perfect. That's a perfect summary
Speaker 1: of justice. Justice is awesome. I'm miss Justice. That's a
Speaker 1: perfect summary.
Speaker 4: I have no explanation for it. Like it was just
Speaker 4: so crazy. And then my mom was like, you threw
Speaker 4: your bike in the river. When he got here, it's like,
Speaker 4: let's go get it.
Speaker 1: So my mom went and we all grabbed it.
Speaker 4: I know what I think he was just having a
Speaker 4: rough He was having one of those days.
Speaker 5: Day where it's like something small happens and you think, God,
Speaker 5: this is really fucking stupid.
Speaker 4: I'm because like, here's the day I'm looking forward to
Speaker 4: this whole time. I can't enjoy it in the comfort
Speaker 4: of my own home. It's raining, like crazy, I just
Speaker 4: lost my motor transportation. I'm halfway through this journey already,
Speaker 4: so like I might as well, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So he probably just like I never I've never been
Speaker 1: like I've heard people like, oh I've done they broke
Speaker 1: their controllers. It's like that kind of like I just
Speaker 1: I've never gotten to that because I just I value money.
Speaker 5: Sure, I can't I broke remember the time I broke
Speaker 5: my controller? But all that happened was the button was
Speaker 5: exactly out of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to be fair, I might be that's right, I
Speaker 4: know of it. I was like, how did this happen?
Speaker 1: It wasn't been destroyed. It was like the bumper was
Speaker 1: just out, like sticking out, protruding out that It's I
Speaker 1: don't know how it broke like that. It was a
Speaker 1: little delicate break.
Speaker 4: I might be misremembering exactly this guy, I might be
Speaker 4: misremembering like exactly what was wrong with the bike, because
Speaker 4: it could be that the bike was.
Speaker 1: Just like actually fuck, it was actually fucked, yeah, like
Speaker 1: and he was just like, well, this is useless. Now
Speaker 1: I don't I don't believe that just because of how.
Speaker 2: Like like easy, like every part on the bike is
Speaker 2: easily replaceable, the thing at.
Speaker 1: Least like under a car if it was completely just
Speaker 1: like yeah, like if you if the frame is fucked
Speaker 1: then of course, and then it's like it's useless. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like if if a car ran over, then I get it.
Speaker 1: Truck hit him, see getting hit really hard and.
Speaker 11: Then still walking as the water was soothing at that point,
Speaker 11: call somebody, yeah, just like I feel like somebody would
Speaker 11: have taken him the rest of the way.
Speaker 4: Well, here's the issue is that, like it was raining
Speaker 4: really hard, and this is before waterproof phones. This is
Speaker 4: not you can't really was it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well I guess so it's like two thousand and seven,
Speaker 4: eight or something like that after that, right, what are
Speaker 4: you talking about?
Speaker 1: Seven? Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah there was still flip phones and.
Speaker 4: Sh yeah you had Motorola erasers, you got that thing?
Speaker 1: What it was gone? So like he was kind of
Speaker 1: into dust. He's kind of stuck.
Speaker 6: Something.
Speaker 4: The idea of just like going through all that turmoil
Speaker 4: was just like riding in a bike through the raid
Speaker 4: just to sit with your friend and watch them announce
Speaker 4: fucking split your cell, blacklist ye game that you're not
Speaker 4: going to play, or like, hey, where are we get
Speaker 4: a sequel to Prey? And then it never comes out stupid?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 4: You remember Pray too when it was like a space
Speaker 4: bounty hunter fucking and then it became whatever it was,
Speaker 4: but no, and then they canceled it, and then they
Speaker 4: just like Arcane made a different game, and then they
Speaker 4: were like, this is a really cool game, and no
Speaker 4: one's gonna play. She'd call it Prey because we have
Speaker 4: this I P that we haven't used, and it's like,
Speaker 4: well it's not Prey though, so why would why would you?
Speaker 4: Like it'll get eyes on it, and it's like, okay,
Speaker 4: very cool.
Speaker 1: That's what's so for.
Speaker 4: That's what's so shameful about praise, Like praise honestly, like
Speaker 4: one of the most brilliant games I've ever played, but
Speaker 4: it's got a name that was foisted upon it that
Speaker 4: doesn't make any sense, Like it has nothing to do
Speaker 4: with the original prey at all. Like it's not even
Speaker 4: it doesn't even have like you know that that almost
Speaker 4: surface level attempt to connect it, you know where it's
Speaker 4: like like a codec entry.
Speaker 1: Nothing straight up a little bit where they're just like
Speaker 1: wow that, I think the show's over it the names.
Speaker 1: It's actually a good time to read the other names.
Speaker 1: Now one more hours for one.
Speaker 4: Let me just read this one guy.
Speaker 1: Here we go, and then it'll be over.
Speaker 4: Because I started, I intro this, I would feel bad
Speaker 4: about so it itchy balls cocksuck, itchy balls, cocksucker takes
Speaker 4: down the cock Guza, it's pretty that's very clever, Like
Speaker 4: read Richard throwt this with the amount of stretches happening, Hey.
Speaker 1: Hands stretches as far as he can up.
Speaker 4: Over his head and then he puts a hat on
Speaker 4: to keep it keep it in place?
Speaker 1: Was that the first thing he did? I would have
Speaker 1: made my dick real big, Like do you think what
Speaker 1: do you think is the first thing he did when
Speaker 1: he learned that you can stretch? He probably fits his
Speaker 1: own asshole. I think you probably like I would use it.
Speaker 1: I would use it. Yeah, I would use it.
Speaker 4: I think I would use it to reach into places
Speaker 4: that I normally couldn't. Like, I would like stretch my
Speaker 4: sinuses out so that I could, you know, actually clean
Speaker 4: them out.
Speaker 1: Clean them out. I wouldn't have to do no Neddy
Speaker 1: clean them out manually. That's good. Yeah, his asshole. Everybody
Speaker 1: spleen itches. Yeah, exactly. I got a bit of a blocket.
Speaker 1: Let me just take it out. Read. Richer's theoretically can
Speaker 1: never have like a lot of the normal ailments that well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because he can control his molecular structure. Yeah, it's crazy anyway.
Speaker 2: I feel like the idea of hanging out in my
Speaker 2: bed and then like just sucking a chick from the
Speaker 2: other room, that's pretty sick.
Speaker 1: I just I think that's too much to ask.
Speaker 4: Say, did you know that ben Grim can't get sick? Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's rocks.
Speaker 1: Of course he can't get sick. I don't know. It
Speaker 1: was the last sick of Rocky Myth. I feel like
Speaker 1: paper could suck him up.
Speaker 5: Imagine it's caught in paper and he's fucking powerless, and
Speaker 5: it's like it's like water paper.
Speaker 1: So they just dropped in the lake and drowning and
Speaker 1: kill him. That that's how doctor fucking just lemon got me.
Speaker 1: You fucking got me. You got me. He said something
Speaker 1: Ju says Jewish, how Jewish, that he's very Jewish. I
Speaker 1: feel like I didn't get that he's not Israelite Jewish Jewish.
Speaker 1: It's not that's not that Jewish then, really, I mean
Speaker 1: he's actually he's like jew from New York is he?
Speaker 1: I don't remember him at that very Jewish get away
Speaker 1: from me paper. He's like me. He talks like an
Speaker 1: actual New Yorker does, like he's like an Actually that
Speaker 1: is true. That is Yeah, I do appreciate character.
Speaker 10: Nick.
Speaker 1: It's me. I'm rocks, just like most of New Yorkers.
Speaker 1: I'm rocks, hard body, motherfucker hard body. I'm rocks body.
Speaker 1: I really like m FDL from me giving my bagel?
Speaker 1: No to put that paper? You got that wrap?
Speaker 8: The wrap the bagel on paper? You can't okay what
Speaker 8: the man? I told the wrap Johnny, help me please
Speaker 8: burn the paper off my meal. But I'm destroyed my meal.
Speaker 1: Johnny, you always bothered me about him about Ben Grimm.
Speaker 4: Was that like because you know he's rocks, so you
Speaker 4: could see like the each individual rocks that make him up,
Speaker 4: you know, they're separated. Yeah, I always viewed it, like
Speaker 4: my mind always like looked at it as like scab
Speaker 4: take a bunch of scabs. So like I always had
Speaker 4: the idea. I always had the thought of him like
Speaker 4: picking a rock off, and there was.
Speaker 1: Just like a bunch of pink underneath under skinn there
Speaker 1: is pink. I don't like that at all. This is
Speaker 1: what it says, under his skin is him.
Speaker 5: I think actually I think it's still bent under his skin.
Speaker 5: That doesn't I mean, okay, but it girls doesn't really
Speaker 5: makes it grows back like skin, does you know?
Speaker 4: I guess I guess it does. I guess none of
Speaker 4: it makes sense. It's comic book garbage.
Speaker 1: He breaks his hand.
Speaker 4: It will be like but so ITCHI balls balls toxica
Speaker 4: like got like a really big cheeto with cracks in it,
Speaker 4: Like like a cheeto with a fucking what it calls?
Speaker 4: He says, Hey handsome, He says, he, Hay handsomes. I
Speaker 4: just want to give an update on my d m
Speaker 4: C journey. I just finished DMC one great game, very beloved.
Speaker 4: Finished dm C d d m C two dookie butt
Speaker 4: ass game.
Speaker 1: He says. It sucks, definitely weak two sucks definitely.
Speaker 4: DMC three absolutely fantastic. I I can see the animated
Speaker 4: version of Dante in Dante from the C three very heavily.
Speaker 4: Then I went into playing the Oblivion. Well that's not
Speaker 4: Devil May Cry at all.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's not playing the remastered Obliving.
Speaker 4: Oh he's playing When into playing Oblivion remaster and we'll
Speaker 4: have to pull myself away from it at some point
Speaker 4: to play DMC four and five. I have an exciting
Speaker 4: backlog on my hands. What back backlog games do you
Speaker 4: have that you're most excited to play.
Speaker 1: Dude, I have so many fucking backlock.
Speaker 2: We don't have backlog. I gave up after a while.
Speaker 2: I still got to play a Dragon's Dogma two. I
Speaker 2: was the only one I knew that I was excited
Speaker 2: about that game. And then I was just like seventy
Speaker 2: dollars and then I saw the optimization was kind of shitty,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't know whatever, it just I
Speaker 2: just saw like the two. Of course it was gonna
Speaker 2: be seventy bucks. But yeah, but like I was just
Speaker 2: seeing the reviews of people saying, like on Steam, like ah,
Speaker 2: this thing is kind of optimized, kind of shitty, and
Speaker 2: I was like I'm not playing this right now.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's fine now it's been over a year,
Speaker 1: but uh it Also it's not that Captom pissed me
Speaker 1: off because you use the Captain Seltzer games ultra cheap.
Speaker 1: After like a year where I was saying capcom, I
Speaker 1: think I've just said it too many times. Just come now,
Speaker 1: I see excuse me, come con come cap all right.
Speaker 1: This fell apart so quickly, it's crazy. I'm coming coming,
Speaker 1: come up, yeah, coming coming, like a key of furniture
Speaker 1: because insane.
Speaker 4: Midst I can't there's some some my key furniture is
Speaker 4: so sturdy that I can't believe it, and then other
Speaker 4: ones are like genuinely like balsa wood.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. You were on that table. We had
Speaker 1: the one that was like awkwardly high.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we had like this perfectly square you you yeah,
Speaker 4: you remember it, yeah, And it was so fucking that
Speaker 4: thing was heavy duty, man like, it was way storter
Speaker 4: than it needed to be. And then I got something
Speaker 4: else for my key, and then it fell apart in
Speaker 4: two minutes.
Speaker 1: I got a bookcase. I'm not really gonna putting that
Speaker 1: ship together too, So I was like, what the bookcase
Speaker 1: my Kia that was enduring the one I had before,
Speaker 1: the one before I had, like the fucking stupid fancy
Speaker 1: what I have now?
Speaker 4: Are you taking the flugan Jurgen or whatever the yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like it was enduring.
Speaker 5: It was it was taking damage though it was the boxes,
Speaker 5: the squares was taking damage.
Speaker 4: I was taking damage like it because he put comic
Speaker 4: books on it, and comic books are fucking heavy. Dude,
Speaker 4: over there, you realize how heav boos are until you.
Speaker 1: Gotta move there? Would you forget that they're just because
Speaker 1: in your well, in your yeah, in your mind, it's
Speaker 1: just like it's paper, dude.
Speaker 5: What I was helping one of our friends move, right,
Speaker 5: And you can tell if someone has never really moved
Speaker 5: their own stuff, how they packed. Yeah, because they're supposed
Speaker 5: to pack so you can lift it. That is how
Speaker 5: you packed. I remember how when we first moved, when
Speaker 5: I packed my idiots, when I packed my comics, Yeah,
Speaker 5: because I packed them all up.
Speaker 1: You packed them all together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he packed them all together and then in like
Speaker 4: a box with like one strip of tape underneath. And
Speaker 4: it was just so clear, like he said, this is
Speaker 4: not going to fucking function at all.
Speaker 5: And what's funny is that I was we were moved
Speaker 5: or stuff, and I was like, there was one box
Speaker 5: that you not with like a hundred pounds on one
Speaker 5: side and then maybe.
Speaker 1: Nine on the other side.
Speaker 4: And I was like, I was like an old cr
Speaker 4: T TV.
Speaker 1: I was like, how'd you pack this? Me and Ben
Speaker 1: were like, what the fuck it? What is this? And
Speaker 1: then her and Lily went up to get like like
Speaker 1: pillows and stuff and they could had to get help
Speaker 1: from another guy in the place to bring it down.
Speaker 1: And I was like, guys, you guys are carrying pillows
Speaker 1: and comforters. You guys can't bring that downstairs. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was I think.
Speaker 5: I think honestly, it was probably because the fact that
Speaker 5: the pillows and covers are so big that it was
Speaker 5: probably awkward to carry, but it wasn't heavy.
Speaker 1: It was might be awkward. I mean, can you can
Speaker 1: fold them down to where they're not awkward to carry?
Speaker 1: It was like like one of the dogs, one of
Speaker 1: the doggy steps things that like this takes me five
Speaker 1: seconds just to fold it up on It takes long.
Speaker 5: You know what I do When I when I carried comforters,
Speaker 5: I really wrapped around myself with like a fuck like
Speaker 5: like like a shaw or something like that.
Speaker 1: I just kind of wear them. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Literally, when we were moving from our first apartment up
Speaker 5: the street to thee that I was down the street
Speaker 5: in the middle of the night, I went up there.
Speaker 5: I grabbed all of the comforters that we had in
Speaker 5: the apartment and I wore them down the street into
Speaker 5: an old apartment and they were like, I want to
Speaker 5: put me already thought it was a encryptid and then
Speaker 5: I was like that crazy.
Speaker 1: And it's funny the.
Speaker 4: Things you think about like that we used to do
Speaker 4: in those moments and not think about how it looks
Speaker 4: from other people's perspective. It's like when I abandoned our
Speaker 4: when I abandoned our moving truck when we were when
Speaker 4: we were moving to the to uh Burbank for the
Speaker 4: first time, because my food got to the apartment and
Speaker 4: I was just it was like one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 4: degrees and I was like, I gotta I gotta go,
Speaker 4: and I left, like.
Speaker 1: I was driving the car. I was driving the the
Speaker 1: U haul with Jalen, and I was like, my food
Speaker 1: is here.
Speaker 4: It was at the traffic light, and I walked out
Speaker 4: and I ran back to the apartment with no shirt
Speaker 4: on because it was fucking one hundred seventeen degrees was raining, ash.
Speaker 1: I hadn't eaten all day. We were moving very cool.
Speaker 4: So somebody just saw some guy abandon a truck in
Speaker 4: the middle of the street.
Speaker 1: Guess the apocalypse.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 1: It was too, I just like I was. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I genuinely didn't care. I was like, I'm eating, I
Speaker 1: have to eat. That was such an ass period of time.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible fucking it was a terrible day. Okay,
Speaker 1: Just contrary, I loved it. That was the day that
Speaker 1: Lyle was.
Speaker 4: Moving too, Like we were coincidentally both moving on the
Speaker 4: same day. And I remember I dropped off my fridge
Speaker 4: to him.
Speaker 1: I remember that when Lyle leftist basement.
Speaker 4: He lives in that rat infested hell hole.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh god.
Speaker 4: Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here. Let's read
Speaker 4: the names of our patre of our patrons over at
Speaker 4: patreon dot com, slash or snart tank, you remember them, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you remember those people.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon is the win Cinnermon is the winterer Mon Cinema,
Speaker 1: It's cinermn and the man.
Speaker 5: Fucking doing a bunch of gayelic fucking dances in front
Speaker 5: of him. Gaylic gla Alyx's me sent him on.
Speaker 1: Go watch my movie Center Center.
Speaker 4: We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars
Speaker 4: patrons there where we can go over to patreon, dot
Speaker 4: comcast a snark tank.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a website, is it, yeah, Patreon, Oh
Speaker 1: yeah it is. That's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 4: You can go over there and if you put a
Speaker 4: dollar down, if you give a dollar to him, you'll
Speaker 4: get an early ad free access. If you give uh
Speaker 4: five dollars to Kingston, he'll suck your dick, really give
Speaker 4: And if you give twenty five dollars to the show,
Speaker 4: I'll read your name. I think these are the prices
Speaker 4: in accordance with the sacrifice made by each of us.
Speaker 1: I think are are pretty accordant. Fair, definitely fair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so. I am not sucking your dick anymore.
Speaker 1: He will suck your dick.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, he's just talking about tariffs, like it is
Speaker 4: not exactly five dollars anymore for the dick sucking tier.
Speaker 4: Now it's like six fifty kind.
Speaker 1: Of something like that. But it was like the tax
Speaker 1: that incorporated. Yeah all right, he will let you finish
Speaker 1: down his throat.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's extra five dollars for up the nostrils.
Speaker 4: It's a ten dollars tiers. Can you imagine we just
Speaker 4: we just had like we just basically like it just
Speaker 4: had a this is a sex slavery tier on our
Speaker 4: fucking patriarch where it's like ten bucks.
Speaker 1: You just get the funk one of the.
Speaker 4: Costs that is so barbaric, and they have no say
Speaker 4: they signed fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1: You get fifteen dollars to get the fuck.
Speaker 4: So reasonable, you Jesus give me stupid not to do it,
Speaker 4: because that's that's a fifteen dollars story.
Speaker 1: That's what a million you're not Ye'll get twenty keep
Speaker 1: the change. Yeah, I'm like, hey, man, I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I got to do it. I'm paid for this.
Speaker 1: I gotta.
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, I know you're not if I'm so.
Speaker 1: Sorry this man, I'm so sorry. Fucking pillow a fucking
Speaker 1: bottle of what's extends. I'm so sorry. Dude, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: the brain he takes sobody, he's becoming a dick. Is
Speaker 1: that what happens if you take your dirty date supply
Speaker 1: at once. You just turned into a fucking cot. He
Speaker 1: turned into a he turns.
Speaker 4: Into guy, ladies and gentlemen. I've been doing nothing but
Speaker 4: every single every single meal I have I've eaten for
Speaker 4: the last fifteen weeks has been extends and zinc.
Speaker 1: So that's it.
Speaker 4: That's all I got. He's no protein, no water. If
Speaker 4: I need liquids, I just sweating my own mouth, sweating.
Speaker 1: My own mind. Somebody fucking real life.
Speaker 4: We're gonna read the names.
Speaker 1: Now, calm me down.
Speaker 4: Somebody slow that down. So he slow it down to
Speaker 4: twenty five percent.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2: What I gotta remember that I write that down. Man,
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good content.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm back. I'm back.
Speaker 4: You run me down two one delta Gamma. I uh
Speaker 4: yanking it with the yonkers yoinker, yeahs ynker here.
Speaker 1: What what does then do again? He yoinks people's he well,
Speaker 1: he he tugs people's dicks a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And he also lightly shoplifts, he lightly picked pockets. And
Speaker 4: then he's naked and he's covered in scabs, saris the scabs,
Speaker 4: and he runs into the dark. And the second he
Speaker 4: crosses the threshold of dark, he vanishes, the anchors cryptid
Speaker 4: that I.
Speaker 1: Will become That's great one day, and the Jersey Judgers still.
Speaker 4: I figure, that's still such a stupid idea. I was concernative.
Speaker 4: Then I watched Chris Now I hate Florida, the all
Speaker 4: the alt left Pipeline squimp is bugs, Clamuel Esquire, the
Speaker 4: third You, Sir, guild Master Malley Malibu, colchedra ed Rass.
Speaker 4: I saw a billboard for Timpoole's podcast on a highway
Speaker 4: near Cleveland, Ohio. Colin Moriarty, King Dad, King Dad, saying
Speaker 4: d I R L when Swing kisses the bride.
Speaker 1: King Dad, his name is King. His name's King Dad.
Speaker 1: Oh I speak King Dad. Keep calling me Kingston's Dad,
Speaker 1: whatever real name it's King Dad.
Speaker 4: Says that on his fucking birds it's not his birth certificate,
Speaker 4: on his Costco gift card, all the important documents, Kick Dad, Colin,
Speaker 4: I'm going to up with the order. Kingston's Dad and
Speaker 4: Bill caused me on their way to turn these baty
Speaker 4: boys into batty men. Kingston, my son, why are your
Speaker 4: goal so gay? Two rats in a trench coat. Kingston's
Speaker 4: demented laughs are actually a trauma response from saying his
Speaker 4: dad trick and orphan into blow torching their face off.
Speaker 1: Point the nozzle to your face and blow into it,
Speaker 1: and it's a bubbles will happen. It's a bubble thing.
Speaker 1: Now pull the trigger.
Speaker 4: That dispenses the soap instantly melted. Oh my god, Larry,
Speaker 4: I'm such a prankster.
Speaker 1: You've been Kingston's dadded in the fucking same fun as
Speaker 1: punk so stupid bolted my ashdurn Kingston's Welcome to the
Speaker 1: dad Lands, Dad, Dad, We're Dad alright? H p M.
Speaker 4: Candidate for the Ultra Thieves. Uh, the Derek pilot has
Speaker 4: been going on for so long. I'm waiting for the
Speaker 4: Derek series.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: Swing spits on black people while shitting erect Kingston's dad
Speaker 4: going to ah, but it's but it's stretched. It stretches
Speaker 4: into lu Vega's scream from Mambo number five. I don't
Speaker 4: remember the beginning of that song enough to even understand
Speaker 4: it is started Berserker Broli's Big Bouncy backside the Sloker two,
Speaker 4: Why so dirty? Mozart before guys, sorry sucking before guys,
Speaker 4: ejaculating everybody up? What Mozart wrote a song that translates
Speaker 4: to lick me in the Yes. Probably it wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4: Derek salty scrotum sauce. I'm going I say white power
Speaker 4: when I joined him and chop Ball. Oh hero, he clarified,
Speaker 4: it's karate is fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 4: Kanye West's new version of flashing lights, but it is
Speaker 4: called bashing gangs Jewish Goku says ove ove Oh, all
Speaker 4: gooners fire at will glaze their randy rears. Colin Moriarty,
Speaker 4: domination Majen Moriarty, Derek not droving is innocent, free him
Speaker 4: Ball and Moriarty.
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty homosexual, Oh god, homosexual sized beetle sucking the
Speaker 1: grinch green snot rocket out of Derek's big black probuscus
Speaker 1: like a small vacuum. That's well written. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Roscus is a is a wild.
Speaker 1: All sides stop doing that? That ship? Stop my what
Speaker 1: stop stop that? The beatle?
Speaker 6: No more?
Speaker 1: Beatles no more? What is it about beatles that you're
Speaker 1: so I don't like that people keep talking about beatles
Speaker 1: and fucking and sexualius with beatles listen because bugs are
Speaker 1: so not sexual.
Speaker 2: Acts like he doesn't know reverse psychology or the streisand effect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's what I'm doing. I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I think that one is a fucking reward. This guy
Speaker 1: acts like he doesn't know the carbonaro effect or whatever.
Speaker 1: The hell?
Speaker 4: No, the carbon Cabinaro effect is that. That's that magician
Speaker 4: guy who tricks demented people. He had a show on
Speaker 4: True TV. He tricks people out of dementia. Yeah you
Speaker 4: remember everything now, yes.
Speaker 1: Curious curious. I'm curious comery already.
Speaker 2: I was just listening to a band called Dementia or
Speaker 2: Oh really, you're an old fucking sockabilly bend.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: This guy sounds like he smokes ten thousand cigarettes. He's
Speaker 1: like here, rhyme all alone. I'm like, how the is
Speaker 1: he singing key perfectly that in the Shadows and I
Speaker 1: don't He's like mongol, it's yeah, I got Yeah. He
Speaker 1: just sounds like a digerie dude. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Listen if you're listening, listen to the song shadow Crypt
Speaker 2: by Dems or.
Speaker 4: Go and then you guys, the no two words, no
Speaker 4: two phrases belong together, then more than shadow Crypt and
Speaker 4: Demented Arc.
Speaker 1: If you if you asked me, like if I didn't
Speaker 1: even know the name of that band, and you.
Speaker 4: Said who sings?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Shadow?
Speaker 4: Shadow Crypt? That would have been like, oh, that's clearly demented.
Speaker 4: Couldn't be anybody else. I got a couple of white babies.
Speaker 4: I've been meaning the cell leaking pre colum. We're already squared. Blonde,
Speaker 4: blue eyed German Man applying for Sween's position to gentrify
Speaker 4: the podcast, would say the ND word a little than him. Uh,
Speaker 4: Calamarie already woke Marxist Pope, My ass is full of piss.
Speaker 4: Help thug Zilla versus Kingston's dad wore of the Batimans,
Speaker 4: losing all my friends in the custody battle. CALAMOI already
Speaker 4: Sween confused.
Speaker 1: Between his hallucinations and life.
Speaker 4: Calambriardy Spank Sinatra and bing comsby.
Speaker 1: Jack w f M.
Speaker 4: Super Ultra mega dumb, stupid and idiot idiotic Beetles going
Speaker 4: X Games mode against the gay bug invasion.
Speaker 1: There's too much grease in this dude, What you would
Speaker 1: you eat it? It's just it's just it's it's a
Speaker 1: grease burrito. Oh well, why'd you word to the grease
Speaker 1: burrito then? Because he has no bacon and eggs, can.
Speaker 4: Can you get grease burrito? Hold the meat and the
Speaker 4: beans and the cheese, so you want a fat tortilla
Speaker 4: full of grease?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You ever see that meme of somebody ordering a pizza
Speaker 2: and they uh, they took off every topic except where
Speaker 2: they put sausage on the left side. So then when
Speaker 2: it shows up, there's this sausage everywhere because there's no
Speaker 2: sausage cheese holden in place.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, so stupid.
Speaker 4: That's exactly the kind of think that would make you laugh.
Speaker 4: And I say, hey, it's a buddy boy kind the day.
Speaker 4: Call them away already, Chris, Chris Quick, quick man, that's
Speaker 4: hard to say, real fast, Chris Quick question. I know
Speaker 4: you hate imagine dragons. Would you still hate them if
Speaker 4: they can rape you?
Speaker 1: What the.
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: It's so bad that it's I was a positive what
Speaker 2: you write you and you're like, you know what, I
Speaker 2: respect them for raping me.
Speaker 1: Off guard. They earned that rape.
Speaker 2: I never thought they would do something so heinous, and
Speaker 2: that's kind a little bit respectable. I'm gonna go listen
Speaker 2: to thunder now yet get whispering that in your.
Speaker 4: I can't even like, I really did not expect that ending.
Speaker 1: Man, that's pretty. I did not expect that. That's I
Speaker 1: like that. I like that. That's great, good, good good writing.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's not it's it's not gonna be as funny
Speaker 4: after this.
Speaker 1: That's his name. I'll be subscribed to other podcast.
Speaker 4: We traded such a fucking horrible audience. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: I will press charges over Kingston molesting made big meaty stinks.
Speaker 4: Kingson's dad caused the Permian extinction. Uh boogie, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: Imagine living in their creatures, that live, their whole lives
Speaker 4: on an Earth that was falling apart and never knew
Speaker 4: what a sunrise looks like like For millions of years,
Speaker 4: the sudden didn't rise because the fucking asteroid fucked everything up.
Speaker 4: Imagine living on this planet at that point.
Speaker 1: I'd be really cold, probably cold and depressing, cold, Like
Speaker 1: why are weird? Blows man?
Speaker 4: There's dustin glass in my lungs.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep. If I go to sleep, the night
Speaker 1: crewis is gonna come and take me and wear me
Speaker 1: as the fucking constantly. You can't go to sleep because
Speaker 1: the oxygen goes away at night.
Speaker 4: Kind of help places.
Speaker 5: Oh god, what animals still alive from then? That's like
Speaker 5: a press terrestrial. Maybe elephants, right.
Speaker 4: No, elephants are definitely are you crazy? Elephants survived the
Speaker 4: fucking astronot.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I'm like, wow, definitely not right. No,
Speaker 1: I think they did. I think they did. Actually, brother, I.
Speaker 5: Think I'm probably I'm probably really fucked about how long
Speaker 5: that asteroid hit because the elephants.
Speaker 1: The gators just ate all the dead animals that felt
Speaker 1: water and they were like, yeah, I love it. I
Speaker 1: love extinction events being like a savor to tiger and
Speaker 1: across the atmosphere. The fucking fuck the fucking the next
Speaker 1: step in evolution directly got home bladen crazy.
Speaker 5: What the earliest answers of elephants likely uh monrithiums who
Speaker 5: you're heardil around six days ago ancestor around six million
Speaker 5: years ago, sixty million, and then what elephants are in
Speaker 5: the current forum have been around since about six sixty
Speaker 5: five million years ago.
Speaker 1: Before I don't even know how long ago the asteroid was,
Speaker 1: like around the sixties. That's what black people to Earth Space.
Speaker 4: You're trying to hide five papers, Like I was like.
Speaker 1: What the fu there?
Speaker 5: You high five year old? Purpose? Little space does black
Speaker 5: people fall into the ground. Then he grow out, I'm
Speaker 5: black basketball, I'll play basketball. I'm just like you.
Speaker 1: I did. My skin's darker like Nope, change.
Speaker 4: Boogie Woogie Batti bugle Boy Dandy Andy PM of the
Speaker 4: aus Spiderfucker Party. Uh, Christopher gay gay fucking gay gun.
Speaker 4: Would you rather give birth to Portrase O'Neil every day
Speaker 4: or eat Jamaican food? What?
Speaker 1: Right? Right? So the astoids? So the astroids sucked. I
Speaker 1: struck about sixty six million years ago. Yeah, that makes it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a little bit after be cause I
Speaker 2: always say sixty five million years ago dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: Roll near to be fucking stupid as dinosaurs.
Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: That dang what that's a long time ago.
Speaker 5: Oh really, I didn't think I thought serious. I won
Speaker 5: an elephant so badly, you fucking don't I do. But
Speaker 5: I know I shouldn't have one. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I just can't raise one correctly.
Speaker 2: Even if I have the means to raise That's just
Speaker 2: that that's a animal raising it. I'm paying somebody to
Speaker 2: do everything.
Speaker 5: That's a animal like I shouldn't have own one of those.
Speaker 5: But also, like I really I always love that the.
Speaker 1: Food budget on those things must be crazy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just like you're you're you.
Speaker 2: You have a specialist to raise it, and then you
Speaker 2: just have you own a specialist in an elephant.
Speaker 5: That's I own a person who's slaved to be an elephant. Basically,
Speaker 5: I'd love to be friends of one, like hug a
Speaker 5: little one.
Speaker 1: Go to Thailand and hang out the fucking elephants. Nah,
Speaker 1: your Thailand, you get elephants. We also get lady boys,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to deal with that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's a deal. You gotta you gotta get them both.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my god, pick and choose.
Speaker 1: You gotta I go there for lady boys like an elephants.
Speaker 1: O my god.
Speaker 2: All these dudes A go to Red Light District. They
Speaker 2: go into the room and it's just filled with elephants. Like,
Speaker 2: I don't even understand how there's multiple elephants in this.
Speaker 2: This was a this was a fucking tent, and now
Speaker 2: there's three elephants in here.
Speaker 4: What if you go to Thailand it's the exact opposite,
Speaker 4: where there's just elephant women and trans elephants.
Speaker 1: I love that. I think that's interesting for sure. It's
Speaker 1: way more interesting in my opinion. What would you call them?
Speaker 1: Elephant boys, ellie boys, elphant boy? What would you call
Speaker 1: We'll come back to this in the future. I'm a
Speaker 1: big lady.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Them.
Speaker 4: Cold Moriarty, Colin.
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Speaker 4: You don't have to do that.
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Speaker 3: I don't know anything.
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Speaker 4: was real, cinnamon, toast cock, jolly old dipshit, the Ace
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Speaker 4: It's not bad.
Speaker 1: I haven't an Intimate's cake in a while. Same. I
Speaker 1: remember liking them. They were like that weird like kind
Speaker 1: of like middle ground between like real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like it was like a it was
Speaker 4: like above Hostess and that kind of thing, but like
Speaker 4: not pure bakery.
Speaker 5: I've had an Intimate Chilis of like store bought pastries.
Speaker 5: I'd love some lemon pound cake right now, like twelve
Speaker 5: for like a like a whole meal.
Speaker 4: It's not a bad deal. But the only Chilies that
Speaker 4: I know about it's really far away, is it.
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think so Glendale is the Chilis in Glendale
Speaker 1: near that Echo Park area. What the other side of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not really Glendale, is it.
Speaker 1: That's more No it's in Glendale, but it's only on
Speaker 1: that side. Is it like by where we used to live.
Speaker 5: In the l A Park, by the l A Park,
Speaker 5: Ego Parknchle park Ways. Although on the side of Brand.
Speaker 1: Okay are you it doesn't sound doesn't sound right, So
Speaker 1: you know Brand is like the middle of Glendo.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: On the other side is going towards Echo Park. And like,
Speaker 1: I haven't thinking about Chili's lately. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I've never got to choose. One of my friends got
Speaker 1: a fucking Chilies get on a swag bag. Really, yeah
Speaker 1: she did. That's awesome. It's terrible. Francis no jack Oh,
Speaker 1: she had a fucking swag bag and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're trash, You're trashed.
Speaker 4: These have good I remember they had a chocolate shake
Speaker 4: that I fucking was obsessed with and then they stopped
Speaker 4: making them. Like I went back one day and then
Speaker 4: they were like, we don't do that anymore, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: what why?
Speaker 1: It was just such a staple converter. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 1: I never went back. When when I found that out,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm not going I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, I really like those shakes. I mean
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Calm Riarty, Kingston's beatle playing with my micro beatle penis.
Speaker 1: You can't stop me? What is a Beatles micro penis?
Speaker 1: Look like?
Speaker 4: That's great that it doesn't look like anything. Uh, some
Speaker 4: retard Maxter got beat to death by kangaroo jacket North
Speaker 4: Carolina ripped Boso. What did the kangaro beat somebody to death? Recently?
Speaker 1: The audience looked that up for me? Does happen? Jamie
Speaker 1: on the screen right now?
Speaker 4: Friend Dick Kingston's dad Michael Vick fights Crypto the super
Speaker 4: Dog and beats him badly. Colon Moriarty sad gay little
Speaker 4: beetles squeezing his beetle balls until he feels something. There's
Speaker 4: way more beatles than there used to be. There used
Speaker 4: to be just one guy, I'm pretty sure. And now
Speaker 4: it's like that's what was that like the eighth or
Speaker 4: the seventh or something? Fucking search Peter Lorie fish battle.
Speaker 4: Colin Moriarty, I can't drown my semen. They know how
Speaker 4: to swim.
Speaker 1: It's big gay beetle guzzling cum like it's sugar water.
Speaker 1: Smitchy the kid bit. I know what that is. I
Speaker 1: can't drown my semen and other swim. That's a fucking
Speaker 1: uh bring me the horizon? Oh so yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: It's a song that blew up on TikTok. Can you
Speaker 1: feel my heart? So what's the game? Is it bring
Speaker 1: me some more guys?
Speaker 2: Then I guess that's what it would be. You guys,
Speaker 2: You guys probably heard that because it blew up on
Speaker 2: cont thirteen album. I used to fucking like ride my
Speaker 2: bike to work listening to the album all time and.
Speaker 1: Dutch d oh, I know that is Chad thing or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that. It's like the bridge.
Speaker 4: Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they know how to swim. I thought it was.
Speaker 1: Actually I was like, that's is that?
Speaker 4: I know what that is, especially the kid VAM has
Speaker 4: beef with the other Colin more retardy calm. I already calm.
Speaker 1: I already posted the clarity nut from Hell's Heart. I
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Speaker 4: something and almost half as white as Sweeney's toothkit. Carl
Speaker 4: Sagan really has it out for you for some reason,
Speaker 4: scientific scientific, This rotund bastard.
Speaker 1: This fat black person needs to be smited with every
Speaker 1: bit of hard power. Someone killed him, if it were
Speaker 1: if it.
Speaker 7: Were up to me, Carl sagan, I would shoot this
Speaker 7: man in the nape of his neck, my son.
Speaker 1: Or I am king Dad.
Speaker 4: No, fair enough, No, there's no attempt made. Just like
Speaker 4: I tried, I asked nicely. That's all I can do.
Speaker 1: That's all you can do. That's really all you get
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, society, and like, what
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? I am not going to stop
Speaker 1: no way, you know how. I'm going to stop till
Speaker 1: this man is dead.
Speaker 7: The only thing keeping humanity from reaching their full potential
Speaker 7: in the Stutters is Kingston's continued survival. I have proposed
Speaker 7: a plan to Congress to shoot him in the nape
Speaker 7: of his neck.
Speaker 1: The big beautiful nape shooting. Yeah. I love the idea.
Speaker 4: I love that sing out the nape of something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's just scific, beautiful neck shooting Bill. I shot him
Speaker 4: in the nape of his neck. He died like he
Speaker 4: didn't see the coming.
Speaker 2: You know, they've been talking about passing the big beautiful bill,
Speaker 2: the one big beautiful bill. Right now they're talking about
Speaker 2: Trump has a one big beautiful bill. That's what it's
Speaker 2: literally called. Yeah, and so's trying to pass a bunch
Speaker 2: of stuff that's gonna obviously wreck the economy more tax cuts,
Speaker 2: but the tax cuts are gonna throw us more into
Speaker 2: that blah blah.
Speaker 1: So it's just one of those things that class.
Speaker 2: I like the idea of the Bill's four hundred pages long,
Speaker 2: like literally, but it's just the plan to shoot the nape.
Speaker 4: Of his neck, that insane paragraphs, detailed patents and plans,
Speaker 4: interviews of how to Kill Me. Yeah, Carl Sagan has
Speaker 4: been brought back to life to consult.
Speaker 1: He's he's like Withers from uh, you know, how to Kill.
Speaker 4: This is the largest star in I gut. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: right there can we get kicks?
Speaker 1: Is good on the podcast Crag the Canadian.
Speaker 4: H And now this guy, how what the fuck is
Speaker 4: he doing this? Man, it's a little impressive. It's a
Speaker 4: little I don't even know. Let me so, I don't
Speaker 4: know if really even the audience will be able to
Speaker 4: see it, but like that's impressive, Like I don't even.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 4: I don't even understand how he's doing it. But it's
Speaker 4: like fucking hieroglyphics of a little among us character with
Speaker 4: a penis that's sperming.
Speaker 1: And then it's some chicken doggie and then some lady
Speaker 1: who's like, I guess, jerking her hair off. It's very strange,
Speaker 1: didn't you that one?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well I like it. I'm not about to move it again.
Speaker 4: I was like very tedious to the first time. It's
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Speaker 4: Service Agent two sixty seven, starting podcast number one, January twelve,
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Speaker 1: That is true. Oh that's crazy.
Speaker 4: That is the first one, the first one that I
Speaker 4: ever did. Yeah, under that name with fucking my friend
Speaker 4: Sean and Jalen.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Jen Jalen was on that episode. Sean Sean Sean,
Speaker 1: they killed him? Is it happening? Yeah? Yeah, Well what
Speaker 1: day is it? Today is Wednesday?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, we're recording Sunday.
Speaker 1: Let's go, it'll be it'll be a fun day. We're
Speaker 1: gonna skip on Monday. Yeah, I guess so yeah Monday. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: because you guys are gonna i'm am gonna skip Monday.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna skip Monday.
Speaker 2: No, Well, you guys are doing it on Sunday, so
Speaker 2: there's no that's gonna be Monday's podcast essentially that you
Speaker 2: guys do it on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess, Okay, I don't. I mean, I thought
Speaker 1: it was in my head.
Speaker 4: I thought it was an extra Amma because it was
Speaker 4: gonna be so in the But like I guess, I
Speaker 4: don't care. It makes sense to do it as a
Speaker 4: normal episode too. I think, yeah, either way, it makes
Speaker 4: sense to me.
Speaker 1: It's fine. Everybody knows Jalen. Yeah, we'll get them. Well,
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I mean, even if it's shorter,
Speaker 1: I think it should. I don't think it should be hidden. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think people need to see the glory. You're right.
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Speaker 1: she's never said it. She's never said that. She's never
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Speaker 1: John Witcher?
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Speaker 1: be piketed my soul. That's a monster. That's a monster.
Speaker 1: I need to kill it.
Speaker 7: That may be a monster, but it's not nearly as
Speaker 7: much of a monster as Kingston is, especially the nape
Speaker 7: of his neck.
Speaker 1: There's a fucking ball of people that hate me, so
Speaker 1: most intelligent people in the world.
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Speaker 4: two Am and Spider Man three Emo. Peter says shalom
Speaker 4: when answering the phone. This is to show that he's evil.
Speaker 1: Now, Colin Mury already, don't don't judge me.
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Speaker 4: is the living room floor. That's fucking disastrous.
Speaker 1: That's a joke. I hope you've cleaned it up. Damn
Speaker 1: fucking psycho. The first charge of of Colmar You are
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Speaker 4: Blake eight ninety six, I got Lockjaw doing graveyard shifts
Speaker 4: at the Dick Sucking Factory, and all I got was
Speaker 4: lockjaw as as previously mentioned, Dick Sucking Factor a job,
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Speaker 4: is insane crazy.
Speaker 1: Uh you've been to the Factor once? No, never, once?
Speaker 1: Why not? Don't really like Dick timas.
Speaker 2: It's that's it's like, that's not the it's the historical
Speaker 2: value on it. You're fucking you're a monster. Okay, you've
Speaker 2: never been to the Holocaust Museum. You've never been to
Speaker 2: a museum of tolerance.
Speaker 1: You've never you've never bathed once.
Speaker 4: You've never even painted with all the colors of the
Speaker 4: wind never.
Speaker 1: You've never done anything never, gonne I get. I get
Speaker 1: Carl Sagan, Yeah, really do. I'm looking at his nape
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at his nape right now with feverish intent,
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Speaker 4: rounding out our.
Speaker 1: List as always, Hey, okay, the kitten of Haphazard. We
Speaker 1: did it, guys. Two and a half hours, half hours
Speaker 1: a reasonable time wading about camera