Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, welcome aboard.
Speaker 2: It's Patty. This is bad TV. Dylan's not here. He's
still home with his family.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Him and CC are hanging out with their lovely baby,
Lucy Anne. Uh. But the good news for you guys
is we have fan favorite producer kyleb of course.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, Caleb Hey, Hey?
Speaker 2: And Ruby Red Hey?
Speaker 5: Calen? Hey? Pat How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Great to be here?
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 2: You're good as well.
Speaker 4: I'm good as well.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I don't know what Dylan's coming back. Maybe
he'll be back the next episode. But if he's not,
it's just gonna be the three of us. And if
you don't like it, t yes?
Speaker 5: What does TS mean?
Speaker 2: Tough shit?
Speaker 5: Top shit?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: I was yeah, I didn't, Kalin, Did you know that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I was wondering the same question you're reading in my mind?
Speaker 2: All right, anything to get out of the way, Caylen,
what have you been up to? You want to plug
your dad's podcast?
Speaker 4: Sure, it's called just fooling About with Michael Bean. We
talk movies, interview actors and directors and you can find
it on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, And yeah, that's really what's
taking up most of my time these days is figuring
out how to grow this fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Oh so you don't want to come back and produce
our show anymore?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I still want to do that, but there's a lot
of chaos going on at the moment. One of your
hosts just had a baby. So I'm gonna let you guys,
let the dust settle on that, and then maybe we
can talk about working for you guys a little more.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby, anything you need to take care of before
we get started with the recap.
Speaker 5: Nope, I have absolutely nothing pat to take care of.
Thank you for asking.
Speaker 2: Okay, Rubes, now you've come on the show before, recap
below deck with us? But what is your history with
the television program? Do you watch every season? Do you
have a favorite? Do you just pop in and out
of watching this show because you know there's it runs
year round? Now?
Speaker 5: I watched every season until they made thirty four seasons
a year. Now I would like to say that I
watch about seventy five percent of the seasons. I know
the majority. I know the classics. I obviously know Frasier.
I do not know this new chef, this frenchman.
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't need to get to know him, he's
not going to be around much longer.
Speaker 5: Okay, great, but no, the show I'm very familiar with.
I have the lore, I'm very familiar with. I am
a very big fan of your dear friend k Chastain
and Queen of the Sea and Captain Carey seems like
a great leader and I'm impressed by him. So that's
my relationship with it. Pretty close.
Speaker 2: Great, all right, A couple other pieces of business. If
you want to support the show, head on over to
Patreli dot com. Slash another podcast network. We are doing
another podcast show there. We do some of those try
and get out one a week. I'm sure it's gonna
be pretty baby news heavy one s Dylan gets back.
And we are also wrapping up our coverage of Summer House.
I think we'll be recapying part two of the reunion,
and then we're gonna move on to some other reality show.
I think that's still up for grabs, although I think
a lot of people want us to do Traders. Okay,
let's get in Millie.
Speaker 5: Can I just say something, Why is there no very
famous reality television show called up for grabs and it's
a pot of money? It could be about quite literally anything.
It's just up for grabs.
Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds like a game show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Pat, can you noodle on that please and go
produce it.
Speaker 2: I'll work on it. What I do, though, my craft
is I take existing reality shows and I fear it them.
Speaker 5: So someone do that. Kaylin, you make it, and then
Pat you noodle and fix it.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do our fan favorite segment thoughts and
not Kaylen, you can't do this because you don't get
the early screeners like Ruby, and I correct.
Speaker 4: I'm just here to out watch you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm unfamiliar with the show though, so maybe I could
chime in a little bit here and there.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby, what are your thoughts on notts on this episode?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: I thought that this episode is actually pretty fun. I
think we lay the groundwork for I mean, bombs are
dropping everywhere. Nothing has exploded yet, but the little or
maybe not bombs, the little pins from grenades have been pulled,
but they haven't been thrown quite yet. These people appear
to get along right now. I think that they all
will hate each other in four to six episodes with
the remaining ones because I do think that the French
woman cannot last. She cannot last. There's no way that
you can get other people when there's a little tiny
turd and still remain a stew on a boat this big.
I think the boys are kind of just I don't know,
his penis is pierced and he seems to be an
okay worker, and that's, you know, But then again we
find out that these people are not okay workers, and
somehow I think it's going to go south with the boys.
I don't know how. And again I'm just impressed with
Carrie because I feel like everybody else is an actual sham.
But if the boat like went down, he would know
maybe what to do, and he wouldn't have to call
an engineer, So.
Speaker 2: All live, is what you're saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think he would pat and I think
he would preserve life aboard the vessel. So twenty nine knots.
Speaker 2: Twenty nine knots okay. You know what I'm loving about
this season is just how fluid all the sea rats are.
I mean, they'll bang anything, anytime, anywhere. The sea rat
long Sea Rat pastime of cast members discussing who they'd
like to have sex with. I believe it was Kyle
and Jess In this episode, Kyle basically said, I'll have
sex with anything. I mean, and that's that beached turd
on that toilet bowl. If it had eyeballs, I think
he'd can. I mean, he is a he's a questionable
young man. I really love the Scotsman though. But yes,
I love this season so far. This episode was fun.
It's interesting because some of the people, uh kyo, who
is the Boson? He seems like a nice guy, but
he's a little shaky. So one fun part about watching
him is are you one more mistake away from getting
you know, the hammered out on you? Well, yes, Patrick,
he is, That's what I thought, and I just love
all the potential for hookups. I loved these first charter guests.
I kind of came around to Sam. I didn't. I
didn't like him in the beginning, but it turned out
he ended up being a nice guy and he tipped
very well, so you get to be an asshole if
you're gonna tip well. Overall, great season so far. I
loved the teaser trailer for the rest of the season,
in which things start off really nice with Chef Anthony
coming back on the boat and Frasier and then we
see it's just roughly around two weeks later they're ready
to kill each other. People should learn from that. When
you have a falling out with someone, it doesn't mean
that you can't mend the relationship, but it does. It
does mean you probably can't live in close quarters with
one another for three months i m.
Speaker 5: Not sleep and then be like under pressure constantly with
each other. Yeah, probably I do know what you mean.
Pack could point mm hmm.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it to fourteen knots. All right,
here we go. It's day two of the charter and
Cheff Lawrence is frantically unraveling and threatening to quit. And
I was thinking if he did leave at this time,
that would be the quickest exit in the show. And
then I remember there was that guy that was faking
his identity and got fired before the boat got off
the dock. Did you guys watch that series?
Speaker 4: I remember that one.
Speaker 2: And then I started thinking, those stakes are pretty low
for identity theft. You know, that's like a federal crime
you can go to jail for that. It's rivaled by
only someone committing an identity fraud. To be a fluffer
at a gang bang, you know, the stakes are low.
I am Tom. I'm here to whack off a bunch
of guys. I'm sorry, Tom, your photo doesn't match your uh,
your face. You can't do that.
Speaker 5: Get out. Here's the thing, one, you know, when you
lie and you get caught in a lie, like a big,
big lie. For me, it was cheating on a paper
in eleventh grade and the walls start to actually unravel,
and you're like, there, I will burrow into myself, I'll
eat myself to get out of this, because it's so terrible.
When that guy got caught by Captain Sandy just lying
about his literal identity and skill, it was I think
that's what he felt in that moment, and then he
just started to sweat profusely and turn very red. I
loved to watch that, I really did, and I thought
she was the perfect one for it. Captain Carry is
the perfect one to handle this unraveling little spool of
a chef who has found Jesus but is still very
unmeasured despite what he says.
Speaker 2: Well, let's get to that, okay. So Carry to calm
Lawrence with some understanding, but also tells him to pull
up his big boy pants. Now. I like to this
approach Carrie did, but Patty would be much harder on
this young man. I would have said, Lawrence, if you
quit this charter right now, I'm gonna go and watch
what happens live with Andy. I'm gonna tell him you
have the smallest dick I've ever seen. I'm gonna say,
ants walk by you and they laugh at you. That's
how small it is. And Ants, I don't know if
you knew this. They have pretty small dicks. So wow, Okay,
so go chop some broccoli or something, but stop being
a whiny bitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah. He basically said, it's going to be chaos, and
then the next charter will come and it'll still it's
gonna still be chaos. And then you're an adult and
this is your fucking job, so you'll be fine, right,
good eye. And then he leaves, and that's what he
should do. And then to Fraser, I think he says,
you know, if this guy wants to be this big
of a fucking bitch, fuck this fucking guy. I'll fucking
get another bitch up here and then we'll fire him too,
and you know what, good for them?
Speaker 2: Well, Carrie talks with Fraser and he realizes There's one
thing wonderful bout about just understanding reality on reality's terms,
which is, you're not going to keep Lawrence here. There's
nothing you can say to urge him, and if you do,
he'll stay another two charters and he'll make your life
completely miserable. So it's better to, you know, let him
go now or figure it out now. One of the
best things that someone once told me was don't wait
for people to disappoint you. When they're showing you who
they are, believe them.
Speaker 5: Well that the best one was Maya Angelou, I think,
but the first part I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I kind of mixed them up, I think. Well, anyway, meanwhile,
Barbara entertains the Charter kids, and then we get our
first c rat history from Kyo. That's the Boson. Here's
the breakdown. His dad caught him, taught him good work ethic.
His dad came from nothing and eventually owned his own
construction company, and sadly, one day he was crushed by
a concrete mixer. Kidding that didn't happen, but if it did,
that'd be two and a half points on the Sea
Rat sad scale. They just kind of left us up
in the air with this story, I don't know.
Speaker 6: If well the thing they also they kind of leave
you on a very like so that we're just this
is the one sea rat whose dad seems like a wonderful,
upstanding guy who is alive, involved in his child's life,
and like provided a good example for him.
Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this guy? Get him off the boat?
This guy sounds like he's a normal person.
Speaker 2: He doesn't belong here. He doesn't belong here. You know,
it's funny, Ruby you say that, and Dylan will often
call me a narcissist and insane because I'll say that
production listens to this podcast and they're messing with me.
I have had so much fun making fun of these
sea rats and the sea rat sad scale for so long.
They finally said, I know a way to torture old Patty.
I'm gonna leave these open ended stories and I'm not
gonna give pat the pain. Can pounce on the pain.
So that's what they're doing.
Speaker 5: You're gonna find the pain. I think I think it's
going to take us not very long to discover that
in actuality, these dads is as shiny and bright as
they may seem, they under the surface. We all have
demons and we will find those fathers demons.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, he's a sea rat after all, he got
here somehow, right exactly? Okay, So the guest scene happy
with breakfast, and the topic of having hair downstairs comes up,
and the question is no pubic care or pubic care
And this is just Pat's personal opinion, no hair. I
swallowed pubic care once and I almost died.
Speaker 5: And that's a fair example to include in sharing your opinion.
What I think is, you know everything is within reason,
don't be crazy. I did love the You could feel
the frustration and the vitriol bubbling inside of that woman
when she was like, stop it, they're children here. And
then all the guys lightheartedly were like, she must not
have shaved. That would have made me cry at the table,
but like you can't because you're an adult. That was
amazing to watch. And I agree French people shave. Don't shave.
You do your best.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I do believe it. I think it does keep it
clean down there, It helps out. You know, evolution gave
us hair for some reason, so you know who am
I to mess with evolution?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Anyway, Barbara is finding a better way to communicate with Solay,
and that's by using the magic word. I believe that's please.
And oldlay Sola asked Rainbow of helping cleaning toddler's butt
dumplings if it's part of the job, and it's explained
or that it absolutely.
Speaker 5: Is right, not only not only is it your job
to clean this little butt dumpling from this small child
out of this toilet, which doesn't involve anything. It actually
you just have to flesh and then it's it's clean.
We we find out that that Rainbow has actually seen
I think Pat was on her boat a few years
ago in montazagrand Prix because.
Speaker 2: That was me. Yeah. I asked for my coffee to
be black and then someone put like two creamers in there,
and I was like, all right, well, here we go.
And I walked up on the dock of the boat
and I just pulled down my pants and took a
huge dump on the pot.
Speaker 5: And they didn't say a word to you, did.
Speaker 2: They No, they were like, we deserve that. I'm sorry, sir,
And I said, okay, that's fine. We all learned.
Speaker 5: And then you tipped him thirty grand and everything was
genuinely fine and that's the job. Okay, that is the job.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Kerry and Fraser chat and an unlikely chef
is recommended to replace Lawrence, and that's Chef Anthony. I
remember him, but not that much. Do you guys have
any memories of this? We obviously know he got asked,
but I think it was just because he was being
a gigantic pain in the ass. He was exhibiting some
of the same behaviors that we've witnessed Lawrence to just
in a longer period of time.
Speaker 5: It genuinely seemed as though he was trading one very
mentally unstable, short tempered man for another who also isn't
very good at his job.
Speaker 2: M I'd have to agree with you there. Now, I
do want to point out, so some people had issues
with Chef Serena last season. Take whatever she did that
entire season against with what Chef Lawrence has exhibited in
twenty four hours. Okay. You can have chefs that you know,
throw pots and pans, yell at everybody, or always in
a bad mood. Or you can have Chef Serena who's
a little insecure and yeah, I guess that was all
Zorena was guilty of.
Speaker 5: Yep, just normal, normal person things, not necessarily like weird weird.
This guy's a fucking weirdo. Honestly, I'm get him off
the boat him.
Speaker 2: You're talking about Chef Lawrence, Yes, I am. Later on
when he talks about you know, I used to be
an angry guy and short tempered and just quick to anger.
But after finding Jesus, I fixed us something like I
don't think you meant Jesus. I think you meant like
a homeless hippie guy with a two by four in
his his and you because you're still all those fucking things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, you didn't find him. You had like
for more blocks to go, and you were close, Lawrence,
but you turned around too early and now you just
recite Bible verses in the galley. Well you quit, okay.
Speaker 2: He also has a tattoo that says don't trust Eddy
one Patrick.
Speaker 5: That was outrageous. That was outrageous?
Speaker 2: Was it not?
Speaker 5: If you're who? If you know somebody with that tattooed
on their body? Is it? And I do not believe
it is a joke. Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Get this a quick personal story. So I played football.
I hated it. I sucked. I wasn't good, but I played.
I took my junior year off, but I played off
the other three years in high school. Senior year four
captains for football captains. One of them his name was Eric.
And at the end of the season you get most
Valuable Player or whatever. And I think Eric got snubbed
as the only captain that didn't get a big trophy.
So when yearbook time came around and you got to
leave your blurb with your picture and your yearbook, which
is the original hashtags, you like, had a great summer,
love bla blah blah blah. He put four years of
football all for nothing and that's all he wrote is
his blurb. And boy did that catch fire. Our football
coach Dale time Demotopolis like went to his house to
argue with him about it. And I hated Dale by
the way, because Dale grabbed me by my helmet and
swung me around like I was a fucking chicken. And anyway,
he was a total dick. But but why did I
bring this up? Oh, don't trust anyone, Oh sorry, he said,
four years of football all for nothing? Sorry, Patty's dubb
Only trust yourself in a dollar bill. I'll never forget
that's what I read at as his blurb. I was like,
holy shit, he was really pissed about that trophy. Wow,
sixteen year old kid.
Speaker 5: Right, we could argue that you forgot it just now,
But aside from that, that is something that you would
remember for forever. But also, sixteen is a very impressionable age,
and something like that, you don't forget that either, that
sixteen year old. It stays with you for a very
very long time, you know. So maybe I hope that he.
I hope he got trophies elsewhere in his life. I
really do.
Speaker 2: Actually, this story went even sadder. I came back from
college after my first year and I'd heard that Eric
had gone off the road with his car and he
lost a toe in the accident. Can you imagine that
you fly out of a fucking car and you're like,
oh my god, I'm alive, I'm alive. Where's my fucking toe?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm not kidding. If it's the big toe,
it's very, very very problematic.
Speaker 2: It was the big toe. It was the big toe. Good.
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the wind picks up just as Rainbow is telling Barbara
that Sole is completely useless, which he is. But more importantly,
the drug is taking place outside. Ko is eating and
Damo is snoozing, and Carrie once again has to jump
in to be a decky to avoid a catastrophic safety
issue with all those kids run around there. These are
the things I've been watching this show for a long time.
You never know if it's made out of drama like
it was filmed this way, edited this way. I think
a guy can sit down and have a sandwich for
ten minutes while people are out. If you've got two
of your deckies out there watching people. But who am
I any thoughts on that?
Speaker 5: Also, isn't the point of all the machines on the
boat to tell us exactly like when the storm is coming,
Like if the storm is coming imminently, it's right here.
I don't imagine you're both and it's like, all right,
I'm gonna pop down for Sammy and you go and
break right like I think we're all We're okay here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do see occasionally Captain Carrie he licks his
finger and he holds it up in the air and
he's like, oh shit, storm's coming in.
Speaker 5: No, you're right. He does have a special power, so
maybe he was just he was early.
Speaker 2: Well, the guests eat lunch, and as the audience might assume,
without our culinary expert in studio, there will be no
food critique unless you guys have some thoughts on it.
I personally am a a oh no palette, as Dylan
has said, and it's fair. I eat turkey sandwiches as
eighty percent of my diet.
Speaker 4: So you you cut out there pat your internet when
walk you just say that again, what are you a?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm a filthy, yucky dormy with the palette of a pig.
That's what Dylan says. But it's true because I have
I eat turkey sandwiches all day.
Speaker 5: But okay, first of all, thank you for clarifying. I
didn't say anything except for a start with lobster and
something than another fish. I don't like fish. And it
looks very nice.
Speaker 2: That was It looks nice. Yeah, I'd have one bite
and I'd be like, all right, that was nice. If
I'll tell you what if all that existed on the
planet Earth was fit seafood to eat, I'd be like
ninety pounds, I just think to exist.
Speaker 5: It would be the only time in my life that
I could imagine that food for fuel would apply to me.
Speaker 2: That's it me too.
Speaker 4: I love seafood. What's your favorite crab?
Speaker 2: M I like that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's you know, it's like a challenge. It's
like a challenge with a little reward at the end.
You got to work for it, okay, all right, Yeah, yeah,
it's like a reward. It's like you're, you know, putting
in some work. It makes you feel a little better
once you get there, and it tastes delicious.
Speaker 2: You like that, huh?
Speaker 4: I love all seafood. I love all seafood. I'll have Yeah,
I'll have clams, muscles, I'll have oysters, all the grossest
stuff that you hate.
Speaker 2: I love. Wow, you like work. What if someone you
ordered a hamburger and someone put a fucking cow on
your cail, you have to like, there's still a skin,
skin on this thing. Yeah, I like to you know,
That's how I like my food. I like to work.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, So Carrie Anthony, and we learned that he
was destroyed when he was fired, and he was hurt
that Barbie, well, Barbie gave him the information that Fraser
was behind is firing. So there's a couple things there.
He wants to settle his hash with Fraser when he
gets back on the boat, and he wants to make
a big, triumphant comeback. And I love a redemption story.
I just hope it's as good as it's a wonderful life,
because both the parallels couldn't be closer, you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, given the fact that on this FaceTime, I believe
that Carrie says, I love your food, but you fell apart.
I don't know that we will have redemption here. I
think that Fraser is we see five star service. I
think it's after this call that he comes upstairs and
he says the guests like, drop that massive fucking plate
of food and he goes, nothing broke. Icon of I
that's the type. So like, even if he is responsible
for getting you fired, which I don't think that he is,
I think your food is just bad and you fell apart.
He deserves to get whoever he wants fired, because that's
what he says to people when they drop massive plates
of food and nothing breaks, you know what I mean.
So he's very good at his job, and I think
he kind of deserves to talk little shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I And you know, Fraser is a friend
of the show. I like the guy on a personal level,
and I think he's doing a great job. But it
cannot be denied that he is the c rat version
of little Finger.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like you. Okay, he's up in that bridge.
He's like, you know, carry, He's like this, are you busy?
And you know, I think you never know when the
Frasers walking into your office, who's gonna ask you to fire?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 2: Where the hell am I? Okay?
Speaker 5: So there there were cleaning the boat and this is
where I believe Jess and Kyle make their deal on
a who can fuck Barbara first?
Speaker 2: Right, She's like, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, this
is quite the past time you have to talk about
who you're gonna shag. And as I pointed out the Scotsman,
he's got his eye on Barbara, but that means nothing.
He'll pretty much have sex with anybody.
Speaker 5: Yep. And speaking of that, Jess would make me gay
if I was in a boat with her. Maybe probably.
She's lovely and I think that she works very hard,
and unless she does something really crazy, I think she's
lovely and cute.
Speaker 2: M Jess. I like Jess. So this is where we get,
you know, once again, Bravo. I know you're messing with
me with these sa Rat history stories. Just you're not
giving me anything to work with. So here's how it goes.
She shares she was hesitant to share with her parents
that she was gay, and when she told her dad,
like she was nervous and she say, Dad, I'm gay,
and he goes, I know, are you kidding? After the
thirty fourth time you went to go see the indiegirl
Girls in concert, I told your mother, I said, I
think our daughter's a donut bumper.
Speaker 5: And your mother said, Dear, you're right, she does bump
her donut against others.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're totally cool with it. Why is she
being so weird about it?
Speaker 5: Again? Another good dad. I don't know what to tell you. Bravo,
you're listening. You're listening, mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's something going on here though, something something.
Speaker 5: I do was just really quickly. This was when I
believe that she's having a little like breakdown because she's
doing all their work and she's just like annoyed and
out loud. It's like, I think she says something like
I can't take this right now because she thinks she's alone.
And Carrie pops up and he's like, Hi, what's good's
going on there? And then every and it just that
was just a funny.
Speaker 2: What why I like about Carrie is he's everywhere right?
Speaker 5: Okay? So he is he? And is he actually like
willing to jump in and be good captain? Or is
this a facade?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: One of the things that I noticed, and I think
you appreciate it when he came on as a as
an interview guest, is that we pointed out that he
who was the first captain to ever leave his room
or the bridge before guests arrived to do a walk through,
which any manager in a restaurant, any supervisor of providing
any service. The first thing you do is you gotta
just check in with everybody, make sure you know you're
at a pizza place. Hey do we got the dough
going there? You don't just walk in out of your car,
walk into the establishment, and go into your back office,
which most of these captains have done. So I appreciated
that he looks he's on the ball. And one thing
he told us this may have gotten cut out of
the interview because Bramo didn't want it. Producers will go
to the captains and go, Okay, so and so's fighting
and blah blah. Don't give him the heads up. So this
is like breaking down the fourth wall and Captain Gary
goes to the bruces. Don't tell me, I don't. I
want to get it like it's happening for real, you know. Yeah,
he's a little bit quicker on his feet than old Lee.
Fuck off, where are we here? Bollywood theme? I love
Indian food. I can't eat it too much because it
makes me fat, but I love it. It's a real treat.
Speaker 5: I am shocked Patrick that your stomach can handle any
Indian food.
Speaker 2: And I mean that well, I didn't say it could
handle it. I just like eating it. What it does
to my body the next twenty four hours is completely painful.
Speaker 5: But so how often do you put yourself through this?
Speaker 2: Would you say twice a year?
Speaker 5: Good for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I love the garlic non. I like the sammy sosas,
that is what they're called. What is the pond sagpaneer? Oh,
that's that spinach dish with like the cube whatever? Oh,
cheese ye delish, chicken, martka, marsala.
Speaker 5: It's crazy the dishes you're making up. I wonder what
they would be if they existed. You know, rice pudding
another great one.
Speaker 2: Just don't put those fucking raisins in there, all right, Baliwood.
I thought the tablescape was great, great, And then where's
this Lawrence attempts to go out with a bang oh
okay with dinner, and I think he did, but we'll
get to there, all right. So meanwhile, I believe solely
thinks she's on a sitcom where she's the lazy employee
that asks too many questions Barbara finds her very annoying.
I don't know how much longer I can handle this
annoying character that she's playing. This is clearly, in my opinion,
I don't like to be cynical and only fans play.
She's playing up the s actual. She'll have sex with nobody,
she'll kiss a bunch of people, she'll leave this show
and she'll start only fans and there'll be a twelve
dollars tier to see miss Kitty.
Speaker 5: All right, well, I mean if that is your play,
get your bag, girl, because you won't make it as
a stew not.
Speaker 2: With this attitude. I don't think she wants to be here.
Speaker 5: Also though, like you know, you when you go to
bed in your own bed and you don't mess up
half of your bed, you don't need to redo your
sheets and stuff, but it isn't your bed. This is
your job, right, so as your job, you fucking take
them off and you make the bed like like four
people's up in the bed, because that's your job, you know.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't like there to be steotypes about people.
You know, I'm Irish, so people have been saying I'm
a drunk. You know, there's clearly no event into that,
but the idea that French people are kind of laid
back and they really don't like to work. We've had
like four people that are playing the same character playing
into that stereotype on this show throughout the years, like
I'm too tired of work, I want to eat right now,
and yeah, and she's playing into it too. Don't do that.
Come on, be the hard working frenchman that we know.
The world knows that you can be.
Speaker 5: Anything to had to nope, nothing, just to do nothing.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sam loved dinner, and Carrie sits down with the
guests and they talk family. That was nice. And then
Barbara reports to Kyle that Sole is absolutely useless. We
all know that. And then Laurence shares with us that
he's found Jesus and he's better now since he found him,
except for that tattoo that says trust no one.
Speaker 5: I believe this man has a criminal history, possibly where
I don't know where, wherever he was like eight years
ago from now, and then he met that homeless man
pat in the park and he was four blocks away
from Jesus Christ, but he didn't go those four blocks.
He thought that the man was Jesus and now we're here.
Who were you before you met that homeless man? Because
you are very angry and very short tempered.
Speaker 2: Still okay, yeah, yeah, he's still the same person, I'd argue,
but he's thinking he's made quite the transformation. If I
don't think he turned from catpillar into a beautiful butterfly,
I think he's a caterpillar that turned into an angry
caterpillar with a bad attitude.
Speaker 5: Right, and they didn't write the book about him.
Speaker 2: So no, okay, all right, everyone takes a cigarette break.
I can't believe people are still smoking. Young people smoking
like this.
Speaker 5: You know, well it's a gen Z doesn't drink anymore.
So I think that this is a weird. We have
to remember these people are while they're nineteen, they're also
forty two. And I don't know a lot. I don't
really see a lot of people smoking. There's too much
crime here, so I have to mute myself.
Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe it's an international thing.
Speaker 2: How do I what do you think a bunch of
people that don't live in America smoke SIGs?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think I feel like more international people smoke than
but you know, I don't know, like French people, for instance, Yeah,
they're smoking a ton of SIGs. They must be Wow.
Speaker 2: I've never that's that's the thing I've never been into. Well,
justin Sole have a nice chat. I think jessin Sole
can get along because she doesn't have to work with her,
you know. Let's see, all right. Next morning, Carrie meets
with the team to go over and not smashing into
that bridge the boat parks. Now, Carrie, this is for you,
if you're listening, why not adjust the boat going through
that bridge so you're going it's straight as opposed to
the angle because the angle presents the danger. Did you
guys notice that as well? Oh? Sorry, Kayley, Uh.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I said I don't want anyone to be
put out of a job here. Also, I would just
like to point out that there's no MEUT button on
the bottom of my zoom it. Literally there just isn't one.
There just isn't there. So that was very very strange,
and I apologize. I do not think that this should
be done by human eyes. I think we should get
a drone. And I think that the captain should be
able to, in addition to the people that are helping him,
see how close he is to decides because there's no
fucking reason to do this. This is also why do
boats go here that are so big? Can they not
go anywhere else? There's like four hundred islands around like
right there you can like you could see them go
park there and then do that there right.
Speaker 2: Well, I think you got to get at a place
where you can get provisions, fuel, other things, and you
know some of those smaller islands perhaps don't have that.
Hey that's a that's a business, old Patty. This podcast
doesn't work out, you know.
Speaker 5: There you go, Pat.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry everybody. Pat's not used to hosting okay guests apart,
And then I guess we just cut to that tip meeting. Overall,
they did a pretty good job. Carrie said. There were
some issues, but it's first charter, so fuck it. Tip
meeting tip is thirty grand. That's twenty three hundred each.
That's some that's some good cheddar for a couple of
days work. And then I guess the sea rats prep
for the night. It's our first night out, which is
always uh, you can check the temperature gauge the temperature
of where the season is going to go on the
first night out.
Speaker 1: Usually.
Speaker 2: Kao says he's too focused on work to take part
in the partying. KAO, you can take a plane ticket,
right if that's gonna be your attitude, Okay, get out
of here. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Also the the we have a moment where Fraser takes
Sole in to the side and he says, how is
the charter? And she gives a really good answer. She's
in an interview and she's like, you know, it's brilliant,
hard but like, I'm here to learn, and I'm really
excited and I look forward to like the opportunities of me,
like really becoming a better stew to my full potential.
And that's that's not how the charter was, right you
you complained, didn't do anything, and the other girls fucking
hate you because they think you're lazy. So and he
was like, oh, amazing way to approach it. Let's go
high five, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a that was a good answer. Though
we can't deny that.
Speaker 5: What is he supposed to say to that that was
the perfect answer, he said, great way to approach it,
and it is if she were being not untruthful.
Speaker 2: My favorite part of the film Office Space, if you
haven't seen, it's a classic. Some of the consultants hired
by the company outside his third party to come in
and audit the company and it's employees to see who
needs to be fired. I was like the early version
of what Elon Musk is doing. And did you ever
see it?
Speaker 3: Ruby?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, So they ask I forget the main character.
Guy like, Hey, Ron Livingston, Yeah, how's it? What do
you think? How's it going? Hey? What a new office?
You know? With uh that?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: You know that? But with that buttery up. He's like,
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. What
do you do all day? I just kind of like
look at the internet and pretty much nothing. I see
upper management all over this.
Speaker 4: Young man's great, that's this.
Speaker 2: That's us, that's us. Okay, So sea rats get ready.
We learned Damo has a dick piercing. I'm not sure
if you guys have any history with piercing people. I
had sex with a girl once who had that thing downstairs.
It's kind of hot.
Speaker 5: I am more so just interested in, like, how does
that not how does it not hurt so badly?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 5: And also are we trusting individuals in tattoo shops with
like theplacement to ensure that there's no serious medical issue
because I'm not trusting them with anything.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, come on, Ruby, that guy that has two
face tattoos and a bullet wound apparently through his right shoulder,
that's doing that piercing. You don't trust that man not.
Speaker 5: To make a hole in my glitterist that may kill me. No,
I don't trust that man to do it. I don't think.
Speaker 2: Two each his own.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: First night out, so Le picks from the lobster to eat,
and that was a huge lobster. I don't like lobster,
I bet Klin. Does I love it? Okay?
Speaker 5: Question Kaylen? Would you go pick your own?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 5: Do you think that's a little barbaric? I thought this
was a weirdly fucked up? Now is this normal?
Speaker 4: It used to be a thing. I remember going to
Red Lobster for my birthday and see them all in
the tank, and yeah, at that point, I don't want
to think about them. I don't want to pick out
my victim. Just put in the back and bring it
out to me later. So I'd like to eat it,
but I don't want to. Bet No, I don't want
to go choose which one is going to die?
Speaker 5: And you will see killing. They are enthusiastic. It looks
like they're going to chuck e cheese like little kids.
It's wild, they're excited.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you referring to the lobsters or so? Lat
and Kyle both both Hell yeah. I worked at weather
Vane Seafoods, which was a chain seafood restaurant on the
East Coast, and I was in charge of the lobsters,
and I never felt good about it. This seventeen year
old I had a moral quandary about the death of
these things, because you would have the people pick out
their lobster, and the next thing you do, you'd be
throwing them into a hot pot of boiling water and
hear them screen for their until their death. I think
there's been laws made now that you can't kill them
that way. I think they may make you bludgeon them
through their head first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they make you like put a knife through the
top of their head head.
Speaker 5: Yeah it feels more humane, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah it does. Yeah, that's how I want to go.
Fraser thinks Damo is hot, and uh, here's my problem
with Damo. He looks it's like Cody from Sister Wives.
Put a little more poodle blonde hair on both sides
of his head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Robie, I couldn't agree with you more. I think
this person is like I to hear somebody be like
this guy's hot, I was like, who which one? Oh no,
because you can't be talking about that no way.
Speaker 2: No how?
Speaker 5: And yeah, Pat, I think you're one hundred percent right,
he's less poodly Cody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's that show going? Do you still watch that one?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: I don't. I just listened to June Day and Rayfield's
recaps on them every like four months or so. Because
there's thirty five episodes every six days and eighteen seasons
a year.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they keep the show going because
didn't all his wives leave them?
Speaker 5: I believe, yes, except for Robin with the eyebrows, but
also like one of them is completely remarried. The other
one got catfished like two years ago, so that was
very fun. I believe they're actually all most of them
are like in new relationships. They've left, but they're still
fighting over somehow Coyote pass the property that they bought
thirty four years ago. And then I don't know how
that family has how they don't have more money because
they have so many episodes of that show.
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's all. Well, they got to whack that
money up for the you're talking about numbers here, they
got like eighty kids.
Speaker 5: It's true, they have a lot of children.
Speaker 2: Also, don't marry Cody. As I would passively watch the show,
you'd see pictures of the women he married when he
first married him, and then after they've been with him
for a couple of years.
Speaker 5: Just be careful, you know, Okay, I'm just.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's his fault. It makes women right.
Speaker 5: And have ninety three kids and you're one hundred percent
you know you're where you're not wrong.
Speaker 2: The night winds down with Kyle and Damo using the
tenants of guy code to navigate who Sole prefers. You know,
it's not the guy who's going to decide if she likes.
It's really going to be her. So I think she's
going to play these two knuckleheads.
Speaker 5: I think they will all have sex at some point,
possibly together.
Speaker 2: Interesting next morning, both realized they're still in the game,
there's still a chance, and then they have a boat
meeting to update everyone on the chef situation, and then
Frenchy arrives and it's the Tony Show. Fraser is happy
to have him aboard. Remember, Fraser is the one that
recommended that he come back on Perhaps there was a
little bit of guilt from the past that he'd like
to go.
Speaker 5: Can I ask was Fraser actually responsible for the firing
of the chef or was the chef just bad and
lost his mind?
Speaker 2: A little bit of both. But I'd never seen a
boast and be so ready to have people fired. I
think he tried to fire definitely three if not four
people on that boat that season, And it was always
just walking into Captain Carey's bridge and saying, can we talk?
Speaker 5: All right, little finger your heart out here we go.
I can't wait.
Speaker 2: That's right. So I am so happy because this episode
just winded down to a screeching nothing. I'm so happy
they showed us with the Chiron fourteen days later and
these two are ready to f and kill each other.
That is gonna be so fun. And we'll break that
down when it happens. Anything we have to get to
before we leave. Anything. You want to say, Kaylin, are
you happy to be back?
Speaker 4: Do you miss Dylan? I always miss Dylan. Yeah, but
I love your guys at show. You're great. I'm just
happy to be here.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're happy to have you too, Ruby, anything.
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, pat have a good weekend.
Speaker 2: Awesome. All right, I'm Patty, that's Ruby, that's Kaylin. This
is bad TV. Thanks for listening, and we'll see you
next week. Maybe Dylan will be back.
Speaker 3: Maybe Bye the rest