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Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, welcome aboard.

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Speaker 2: It's Patty. This is bad TV. Dylan's not here. He's

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still home with his family.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: Him and CC are hanging out with their lovely baby,

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Lucy Anne. Uh. But the good news for you guys

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is we have fan favorite producer kyleb of course.

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Speaker 4: Oh hi, Caleb Hey, Hey?

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Speaker 2: And Ruby Red Hey?

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Speaker 5: Calen? Hey? Pat How are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Great to be here?

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 2: You're good as well.

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Speaker 4: I'm good as well.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. I don't know what Dylan's coming back. Maybe

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he'll be back the next episode. But if he's not,

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it's just gonna be the three of us. And if

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you don't like it, t yes?

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Speaker 5: What does TS mean?

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Speaker 2: Tough shit?

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Speaker 5: Top shit?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: I was yeah, I didn't, Kalin, Did you know that?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: I was wondering the same question you're reading in my mind?

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Speaker 2: All right, anything to get out of the way, Caylen,

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what have you been up to? You want to plug

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your dad's podcast?

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Speaker 4: Sure, it's called just fooling About with Michael Bean. We

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talk movies, interview actors and directors and you can find

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it on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, And yeah, that's really what's

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taking up most of my time these days is figuring

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Speaker 2: Oh so you don't want to come back and produce

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our show anymore?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I still want to do that, but there's a lot

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of chaos going on at the moment. One of your

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hosts just had a baby. So I'm gonna let you guys,

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let the dust settle on that, and then maybe we

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can talk about working for you guys a little more.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby, anything you need to take care of before

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we get started with the recap.

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Speaker 5: Nope, I have absolutely nothing pat to take care of.

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Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Rubes, now you've come on the show before, recap

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below deck with us? But what is your history with

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the television program? Do you watch every season? Do you

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have a favorite? Do you just pop in and out

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of watching this show because you know there's it runs

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year round? Now?

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Speaker 5: I watched every season until they made thirty four seasons

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a year. Now I would like to say that I

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watch about seventy five percent of the seasons. I know

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the majority. I know the classics. I obviously know Frasier.

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I do not know this new chef, this frenchman.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you don't need to get to know him, he's

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not going to be around much longer.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great, but no, the show I'm very familiar with.

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I have the lore, I'm very familiar with. I am

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a very big fan of your dear friend k Chastain

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and Queen of the Sea and Captain Carey seems like

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a great leader and I'm impressed by him. So that's

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my relationship with it. Pretty close.

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Speaker 2: Great, all right, A couple other pieces of business. If

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you want to support the show, head on over to

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Patreli dot com. Slash another podcast network. We are doing

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another podcast show there. We do some of those try

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and get out one a week. I'm sure it's gonna

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be pretty baby news heavy one s Dylan gets back.

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And we are also wrapping up our coverage of Summer House.

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I think we'll be recapying part two of the reunion,

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and then we're gonna move on to some other reality show.

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I think that's still up for grabs, although I think

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a lot of people want us to do Traders. Okay,

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let's get in Millie.

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Speaker 5: Can I just say something, Why is there no very

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famous reality television show called up for grabs and it's

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a pot of money? It could be about quite literally anything.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that sounds like a game show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Pat, can you noodle on that please and go

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Speaker 2: I'll work on it. What I do, though, my craft

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is I take existing reality shows and I fear it them.

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Speaker 5: So someone do that. Kaylin, you make it, and then

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Speaker 2: All right, let's do our fan favorite segment thoughts and

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not Kaylen, you can't do this because you don't get

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the early screeners like Ruby, and I correct.

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Speaker 4: I'm just here to out watch you guys.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Ruby, what are your thoughts on notts on this episode?

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think we lay the groundwork for I mean, bombs are

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dropping everywhere. Nothing has exploded yet, but the little or

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maybe not bombs, the little pins from grenades have been pulled,

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but they haven't been thrown quite yet. These people appear

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to get along right now. I think that they all

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will hate each other in four to six episodes with

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the remaining ones because I do think that the French

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woman cannot last. She cannot last. There's no way that

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you can get other people when there's a little tiny

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turd and still remain a stew on a boat this big.

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his penis is pierced and he seems to be an

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maybe what to do, and he wouldn't have to call

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Speaker 2: All live, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I think he would pat and I think

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he would preserve life aboard the vessel. So twenty nine knots.

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Speaker 2: Twenty nine knots okay. You know what I'm loving about

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this season is just how fluid all the sea rats are.

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I mean, they'll bang anything, anytime, anywhere. The sea rat

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like to have sex with. I believe it was Kyle

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and Jess In this episode, Kyle basically said, I'll have

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sex with anything. I mean, and that's that beached turd

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he'd can. I mean, he is a he's a questionable

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young man. I really love the Scotsman though. But yes,

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he's a little shaky. So one fun part about watching

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him is are you one more mistake away from getting

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you know, the hammered out on you? Well, yes, Patrick,

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didn't like him in the beginning, but it turned out

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he ended up being a nice guy and he tipped

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very well, so you get to be an asshole if

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you're gonna tip well. Overall, great season so far. I

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in which things start off really nice with Chef Anthony

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coming back on the boat and Frasier and then we

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see it's just roughly around two weeks later they're ready

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to kill each other. People should learn from that. When

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that you can't mend the relationship, but it does. It

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does mean you probably can't live in close quarters with

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Speaker 5: Not sleep and then be like under pressure constantly with

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna give it to fourteen knots. All right,

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here we go. It's day two of the charter and

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that would be the quickest exit in the show. And

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then I remember there was that guy that was faking

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his identity and got fired before the boat got off

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the dock. Did you guys watch that series?

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Speaker 4: I remember that one.

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Speaker 2: And then I started thinking, those stakes are pretty low

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for identity theft. You know, that's like a federal crime

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you can go to jail for that. It's rivaled by

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only someone committing an identity fraud. To be a fluffer

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at a gang bang, you know, the stakes are low.

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I am Tom. I'm here to whack off a bunch

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of guys. I'm sorry, Tom, your photo doesn't match your uh,

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your face. You can't do that.

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Speaker 5: Get out. Here's the thing, one, you know, when you

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lie and you get caught in a lie, like a big,

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big lie. For me, it was cheating on a paper

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in eleventh grade and the walls start to actually unravel,

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and you're like, there, I will burrow into myself, I'll

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eat myself to get out of this, because it's so terrible.

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about his literal identity and skill, it was I think

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that's what he felt in that moment, and then he

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loved to watch that, I really did, and I thought

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she was the perfect one for it. Captain Carry is

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the perfect one to handle this unraveling little spool of

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a chef who has found Jesus but is still very

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Speaker 2: Well, let's get to that, okay. So Carry to calm

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Lawrence with some understanding, but also tells him to pull

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approach Carrie did, but Patty would be much harder on

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this young man. I would have said, Lawrence, if you

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quit this charter right now, I'm gonna go and watch

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what happens live with Andy. I'm gonna tell him you

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have the smallest dick I've ever seen. I'm gonna say,

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how small it is. And Ants, I don't know if

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you knew this. They have pretty small dicks. So wow, Okay,

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so go chop some broccoli or something, but stop being

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a whiny bitch.

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then the next charter will come and it'll still it's

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gonna still be chaos. And then you're an adult and

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this is your fucking job, so you'll be fine, right,

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good eye. And then he leaves, and that's what he

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should do. And then to Fraser, I think he says,

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you know, if this guy wants to be this big

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of a fucking bitch, fuck this fucking guy. I'll fucking

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get another bitch up here and then we'll fire him too,

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Speaker 2: Well, Carrie talks with Fraser and he realizes There's one

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which is, you're not going to keep Lawrence here. There's

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nothing you can say to urge him, and if you do,

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he'll stay another two charters and he'll make your life

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completely miserable. So it's better to, you know, let him

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go now or figure it out now. One of the

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best things that someone once told me was don't wait

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for people to disappoint you. When they're showing you who

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they are, believe them.

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but the first part I'm not sure.

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Barbara entertains the Charter kids, and then we get our

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the breakdown. His dad caught him, taught him good work ethic.

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construction company, and sadly, one day he was crushed by

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Speaker 5: Who the fuck is this guy? Get him off the boat?

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Speaker 2: He doesn't belong here. He doesn't belong here. You know,

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it's funny, Ruby you say that, and Dylan will often

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call me a narcissist and insane because I'll say that

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production listens to this podcast and they're messing with me.

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I have had so much fun making fun of these

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sea rats and the sea rat sad scale for so long.

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They finally said, I know a way to torture old Patty.

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I'm gonna leave these open ended stories and I'm not

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gonna give pat the pain. Can pounce on the pain.

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So that's what they're doing.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna find the pain. I think I think it's

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going to take us not very long to discover that

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in actuality, these dads is as shiny and bright as

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they may seem, they under the surface. We all have

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demons and we will find those fathers demons.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, he's a sea rat after all, he got

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here somehow, right exactly? Okay, So the guest scene happy

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with breakfast, and the topic of having hair downstairs comes up,

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and the question is no pubic care or pubic care

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And this is just Pat's personal opinion, no hair. I

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swallowed pubic care once and I almost died.

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Speaker 5: And that's a fair example to include in sharing your opinion.

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What I think is, you know everything is within reason,

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don't be crazy. I did love the You could feel

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the frustration and the vitriol bubbling inside of that woman

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when she was like, stop it, they're children here. And

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then all the guys lightheartedly were like, she must not

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have shaved. That would have made me cry at the table,

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but like you can't because you're an adult. That was

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amazing to watch. And I agree French people shave. Don't shave.

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You do your best.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: I do believe it. I think it does keep it

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clean down there, It helps out. You know, evolution gave

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us hair for some reason, so you know who am

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I to mess with evolution?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Barbara is finding a better way to communicate with Solay,

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and that's by using the magic word. I believe that's please.

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And oldlay Sola asked Rainbow of helping cleaning toddler's butt

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dumplings if it's part of the job, and it's explained

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or that it absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Is right, not only not only is it your job

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to clean this little butt dumpling from this small child

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out of this toilet, which doesn't involve anything. It actually

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you just have to flesh and then it's it's clean.

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We we find out that that Rainbow has actually seen

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I think Pat was on her boat a few years

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ago in montazagrand Prix because.

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Speaker 2: That was me. Yeah. I asked for my coffee to

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be black and then someone put like two creamers in there,

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and I was like, all right, well, here we go.

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And I walked up on the dock of the boat

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and I just pulled down my pants and took a

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huge dump on the pot.

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Speaker 5: And they didn't say a word to you, did.

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Speaker 2: They No, they were like, we deserve that. I'm sorry, sir,

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And I said, okay, that's fine. We all learned.

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Speaker 5: And then you tipped him thirty grand and everything was

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genuinely fine and that's the job. Okay, that is the job.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Kerry and Fraser chat and an unlikely chef

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is recommended to replace Lawrence, and that's Chef Anthony. I

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remember him, but not that much. Do you guys have

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any memories of this? We obviously know he got asked,

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but I think it was just because he was being

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a gigantic pain in the ass. He was exhibiting some

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of the same behaviors that we've witnessed Lawrence to just

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in a longer period of time.

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Speaker 5: It genuinely seemed as though he was trading one very

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mentally unstable, short tempered man for another who also isn't

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very good at his job.

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Speaker 2: M I'd have to agree with you there. Now, I

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do want to point out, so some people had issues

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with Chef Serena last season. Take whatever she did that

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entire season against with what Chef Lawrence has exhibited in

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twenty four hours. Okay. You can have chefs that you know,

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throw pots and pans, yell at everybody, or always in

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a bad mood. Or you can have Chef Serena who's

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a little insecure and yeah, I guess that was all

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Zorena was guilty of.

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Speaker 5: Yep, just normal, normal person things, not necessarily like weird weird.

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This guy's a fucking weirdo. Honestly, I'm get him off

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the boat him.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about Chef Lawrence, Yes, I am. Later on

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when he talks about you know, I used to be

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an angry guy and short tempered and just quick to anger.

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But after finding Jesus, I fixed us something like I

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don't think you meant Jesus. I think you meant like

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a homeless hippie guy with a two by four in

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his his and you because you're still all those fucking things.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, you didn't find him. You had like

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for more blocks to go, and you were close, Lawrence,

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but you turned around too early and now you just

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recite Bible verses in the galley. Well you quit, okay.

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Speaker 2: He also has a tattoo that says don't trust Eddy

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one Patrick.

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Speaker 5: That was outrageous. That was outrageous?

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Speaker 2: Was it not?

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Speaker 5: If you're who? If you know somebody with that tattooed

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on their body? Is it? And I do not believe

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it is a joke. Oh wow?

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Speaker 2: Get this a quick personal story. So I played football.

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I hated it. I sucked. I wasn't good, but I played.

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I took my junior year off, but I played off

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the other three years in high school. Senior year four

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captains for football captains. One of them his name was Eric.

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And at the end of the season you get most

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Valuable Player or whatever. And I think Eric got snubbed

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as the only captain that didn't get a big trophy.

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So when yearbook time came around and you got to

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leave your blurb with your picture and your yearbook, which

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is the original hashtags, you like, had a great summer,

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love bla blah blah blah. He put four years of

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football all for nothing and that's all he wrote is

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his blurb. And boy did that catch fire. Our football

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coach Dale time Demotopolis like went to his house to

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argue with him about it. And I hated Dale by

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the way, because Dale grabbed me by my helmet and

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swung me around like I was a fucking chicken. And anyway,

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he was a total dick. But but why did I

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bring this up? Oh, don't trust anyone, Oh sorry, he said,

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four years of football all for nothing? Sorry, Patty's dubb

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Only trust yourself in a dollar bill. I'll never forget

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that's what I read at as his blurb. I was like,

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holy shit, he was really pissed about that trophy. Wow,

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sixteen year old kid.

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Speaker 5: Right, we could argue that you forgot it just now,

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But aside from that, that is something that you would

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remember for forever. But also, sixteen is a very impressionable age,

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and something like that, you don't forget that either, that

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sixteen year old. It stays with you for a very

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very long time, you know. So maybe I hope that he.

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I hope he got trophies elsewhere in his life. I

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really do.

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Speaker 2: Actually, this story went even sadder. I came back from

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college after my first year and I'd heard that Eric

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had gone off the road with his car and he

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lost a toe in the accident. Can you imagine that

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you fly out of a fucking car and you're like,

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oh my god, I'm alive, I'm alive. Where's my fucking toe?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, And I'm not kidding. If it's the big toe,

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it's very, very very problematic.

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Speaker 2: It was the big toe. It was the big toe. Good.

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Speaker 5: It's not good.

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these boats, I really think they could use some therapy.

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And if they ask me, hey, Patty, what can I

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are we going here? Oh, let's see. All right, So

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the wind picks up just as Rainbow is telling Barbara

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that Sole is completely useless, which he is. But more importantly,

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the drug is taking place outside. Ko is eating and

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Damo is snoozing, and Carrie once again has to jump

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in to be a decky to avoid a catastrophic safety

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issue with all those kids run around there. These are

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the things I've been watching this show for a long time.

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You never know if it's made out of drama like

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it was filmed this way, edited this way. I think

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a guy can sit down and have a sandwich for

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ten minutes while people are out. If you've got two

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of your deckies out there watching people. But who am

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I any thoughts on that?

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Speaker 5: Also, isn't the point of all the machines on the

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boat to tell us exactly like when the storm is coming,

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Like if the storm is coming imminently, it's right here.

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I don't imagine you're both and it's like, all right,

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I'm gonna pop down for Sammy and you go and

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break right like I think we're all We're okay here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I do see occasionally Captain Carrie he licks his

474
00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:59,200
finger and he holds it up in the air and

475
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,880
he's like, oh shit, storm's coming in.

476
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 5: No, you're right. He does have a special power, so

477
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,400
maybe he was just he was early.

478
00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:08,759
Speaker 2: Well, the guests eat lunch, and as the audience might assume,

479
00:24:10,079 --> 00:24:13,079
without our culinary expert in studio, there will be no

480
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,799
food critique unless you guys have some thoughts on it.

481
00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:22,359
I personally am a a oh no palette, as Dylan

482
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,400
has said, and it's fair. I eat turkey sandwiches as

483
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,480
eighty percent of my diet.

484
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 4: So you you cut out there pat your internet when

485
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,599
walk you just say that again, what are you a?

486
00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 3: Oh?

487
00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:33,799
Speaker 2: I'm a filthy, yucky dormy with the palette of a pig.

488
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:38,039
That's what Dylan says. But it's true because I have

489
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:40,400
I eat turkey sandwiches all day.

490
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 5: But okay, first of all, thank you for clarifying. I

491
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,119
didn't say anything except for a start with lobster and

492
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,880
something than another fish. I don't like fish. And it

493
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,839
looks very nice.

494
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 2: That was It looks nice. Yeah, I'd have one bite

495
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,480
and I'd be like, all right, that was nice. If

496
00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:01,200
I'll tell you what if all that existed on the

497
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,920
planet Earth was fit seafood to eat, I'd be like

498
00:25:04,039 --> 00:25:07,720
ninety pounds, I just think to exist.

499
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 5: It would be the only time in my life that

500
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,759
I could imagine that food for fuel would apply to me.

501
00:25:13,039 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: That's it me too.

502
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,839
Speaker 4: I love seafood. What's your favorite crab?

503
00:25:19,759 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 2: M I like that?

504
00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's you know, it's like a challenge. It's

505
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,599
like a challenge with a little reward at the end.

506
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,680
You got to work for it, okay, all right, Yeah, yeah,

507
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,480
it's like a reward. It's like you're, you know, putting

508
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,079
in some work. It makes you feel a little better

509
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:34,880
once you get there, and it tastes delicious.

510
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:36,039
Speaker 2: You like that, huh?

511
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:39,200
Speaker 4: I love all seafood. I love all seafood. I'll have Yeah,

512
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,319
I'll have clams, muscles, I'll have oysters, all the grossest

513
00:25:42,319 --> 00:25:43,079
stuff that you hate.

514
00:25:43,119 --> 00:25:46,559
Speaker 2: I love. Wow, you like work. What if someone you

515
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,799
ordered a hamburger and someone put a fucking cow on

516
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,440
your cail, you have to like, there's still a skin,

517
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,519
skin on this thing. Yeah, I like to you know,

518
00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,119
That's how I like my food. I like to work.

519
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 4: Yeah.

520
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,079
Speaker 2: All right, So Carrie Anthony, and we learned that he

521
00:26:02,279 --> 00:26:07,119
was destroyed when he was fired, and he was hurt

522
00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:11,759
that Barbie, well, Barbie gave him the information that Fraser

523
00:26:11,839 --> 00:26:15,759
was behind is firing. So there's a couple things there.

524
00:26:16,279 --> 00:26:18,960
He wants to settle his hash with Fraser when he

525
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,440
gets back on the boat, and he wants to make

526
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,039
a big, triumphant comeback. And I love a redemption story.

527
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,880
I just hope it's as good as it's a wonderful life,

528
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,519
because both the parallels couldn't be closer, you know.

529
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, given the fact that on this FaceTime, I believe

530
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,240
that Carrie says, I love your food, but you fell apart.

531
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:43,640
I don't know that we will have redemption here. I

532
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:47,880
think that Fraser is we see five star service. I

533
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:51,559
think it's after this call that he comes upstairs and

534
00:26:51,599 --> 00:26:55,799
he says the guests like, drop that massive fucking plate

535
00:26:55,799 --> 00:27:01,079
of food and he goes, nothing broke. Icon of I

536
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:04,519
that's the type. So like, even if he is responsible

537
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:06,079
for getting you fired, which I don't think that he is,

538
00:27:06,079 --> 00:27:07,720
I think your food is just bad and you fell apart.

539
00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:10,880
He deserves to get whoever he wants fired, because that's

540
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,759
what he says to people when they drop massive plates

541
00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:14,279
of food and nothing breaks, you know what I mean.

542
00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:15,880
So he's very good at his job, and I think

543
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,359
he kind of deserves to talk little shit.

544
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:20,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I And you know, Fraser is a friend

545
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,240
of the show. I like the guy on a personal level,

546
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,480
and I think he's doing a great job. But it

547
00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:28,240
cannot be denied that he is the c rat version

548
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,920
of little Finger.

549
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 3: Ah.

550
00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: He doesn't like you. Okay, he's up in that bridge.

551
00:27:33,279 --> 00:27:38,599
He's like, you know, carry, He's like this, are you busy?

552
00:27:40,039 --> 00:27:43,279
And you know, I think you never know when the

553
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,720
Frasers walking into your office, who's gonna ask you to fire?

554
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 5: Okay?

555
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:50,119
Speaker 2: Where the hell am I? Okay?

556
00:27:50,559 --> 00:27:55,039
Speaker 5: So there there were cleaning the boat and this is

557
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,160
where I believe Jess and Kyle make their deal on

558
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,640
a who can fuck Barbara first?

559
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:02,039
Speaker 2: Right, She's like, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, this

560
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:06,400
is quite the past time you have to talk about

561
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,240
who you're gonna shag. And as I pointed out the Scotsman,

562
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,920
he's got his eye on Barbara, but that means nothing.

563
00:28:12,279 --> 00:28:14,200
He'll pretty much have sex with anybody.

564
00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 5: Yep. And speaking of that, Jess would make me gay

565
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:20,640
if I was in a boat with her. Maybe probably.

566
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,920
She's lovely and I think that she works very hard,

567
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,640
and unless she does something really crazy, I think she's

568
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,440
lovely and cute.

569
00:28:26,799 --> 00:28:30,079
Speaker 2: M Jess. I like Jess. So this is where we get,

570
00:28:30,279 --> 00:28:32,839
you know, once again, Bravo. I know you're messing with

571
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,359
me with these sa Rat history stories. Just you're not

572
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:38,599
giving me anything to work with. So here's how it goes.

573
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:42,759
She shares she was hesitant to share with her parents

574
00:28:42,799 --> 00:28:45,799
that she was gay, and when she told her dad,

575
00:28:46,359 --> 00:28:49,119
like she was nervous and she say, Dad, I'm gay,

576
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,759
and he goes, I know, are you kidding? After the

577
00:28:52,839 --> 00:28:54,960
thirty fourth time you went to go see the indiegirl

578
00:28:55,079 --> 00:28:57,440
Girls in concert, I told your mother, I said, I

579
00:28:57,440 --> 00:29:00,279
think our daughter's a donut bumper.

580
00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 5: And your mother said, Dear, you're right, she does bump

581
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:06,960
her donut against others.

582
00:29:07,319 --> 00:29:09,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're totally cool with it. Why is she

583
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:10,559
being so weird about it?

584
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:14,279
Speaker 5: Again? Another good dad. I don't know what to tell you. Bravo,

585
00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:16,440
you're listening. You're listening, mm hmm.

586
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's something going on here though, something something.

587
00:29:21,799 --> 00:29:24,559
Speaker 5: I do was just really quickly. This was when I

588
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:28,119
believe that she's having a little like breakdown because she's

589
00:29:28,119 --> 00:29:30,279
doing all their work and she's just like annoyed and

590
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:32,400
out loud. It's like, I think she says something like

591
00:29:32,799 --> 00:29:35,480
I can't take this right now because she thinks she's alone.

592
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:38,000
And Carrie pops up and he's like, Hi, what's good's

593
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,519
going on there? And then every and it just that

594
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:42,400
was just a funny.

595
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,519
Speaker 2: What why I like about Carrie is he's everywhere right?

596
00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 5: Okay? So he is he? And is he actually like

597
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,039
willing to jump in and be good captain? Or is

598
00:29:51,079 --> 00:29:51,799
this a facade?

599
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah?

600
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:52,519
Speaker 3: No.

601
00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: One of the things that I noticed, and I think

602
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,519
you appreciate it when he came on as a as

603
00:29:56,559 --> 00:29:59,799
an interview guest, is that we pointed out that he

604
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,400
who was the first captain to ever leave his room

605
00:30:03,599 --> 00:30:06,839
or the bridge before guests arrived to do a walk through,

606
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:13,240
which any manager in a restaurant, any supervisor of providing

607
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:15,240
any service. The first thing you do is you gotta

608
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:17,559
just check in with everybody, make sure you know you're

609
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:19,119
at a pizza place. Hey do we got the dough

610
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,079
going there? You don't just walk in out of your car,

611
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,720
walk into the establishment, and go into your back office,

612
00:30:24,759 --> 00:30:27,440
which most of these captains have done. So I appreciated

613
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:29,599
that he looks he's on the ball. And one thing

614
00:30:29,599 --> 00:30:31,480
he told us this may have gotten cut out of

615
00:30:31,519 --> 00:30:34,640
the interview because Bramo didn't want it. Producers will go

616
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:38,960
to the captains and go, Okay, so and so's fighting

617
00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:40,680
and blah blah. Don't give him the heads up. So this

618
00:30:40,759 --> 00:30:43,319
is like breaking down the fourth wall and Captain Gary

619
00:30:43,359 --> 00:30:45,759
goes to the bruces. Don't tell me, I don't. I

620
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:51,000
want to get it like it's happening for real, you know. Yeah,

621
00:30:51,039 --> 00:30:53,519
he's a little bit quicker on his feet than old Lee.

622
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:57,880
Fuck off, where are we here? Bollywood theme? I love

623
00:30:57,960 --> 00:30:59,839
Indian food. I can't eat it too much because it

624
00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:03,440
makes me fat, but I love it. It's a real treat.

625
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 5: I am shocked Patrick that your stomach can handle any

626
00:31:07,119 --> 00:31:07,799
Indian food.

627
00:31:07,799 --> 00:31:09,559
Speaker 2: And I mean that well, I didn't say it could

628
00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:11,519
handle it. I just like eating it. What it does

629
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:14,480
to my body the next twenty four hours is completely painful.

630
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,319
Speaker 5: But so how often do you put yourself through this?

631
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 2: Would you say twice a year?

632
00:31:19,839 --> 00:31:20,319
Speaker 5: Good for you?

633
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:20,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

634
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 2: I love the garlic non. I like the sammy sosas,

635
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:31,359
that is what they're called. What is the pond sagpaneer? Oh,

636
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:34,279
that's that spinach dish with like the cube whatever? Oh,

637
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,759
cheese ye delish, chicken, martka, marsala.

638
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,279
Speaker 5: It's crazy the dishes you're making up. I wonder what

639
00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:44,359
they would be if they existed. You know, rice pudding

640
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:46,359
another great one.

641
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:50,759
Speaker 2: Just don't put those fucking raisins in there, all right, Baliwood.

642
00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:55,799
I thought the tablescape was great, great, And then where's

643
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,680
this Lawrence attempts to go out with a bang oh

644
00:31:58,599 --> 00:32:00,519
okay with dinner, and I think he did, but we'll

645
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:03,200
get to there, all right. So meanwhile, I believe solely

646
00:32:03,319 --> 00:32:06,119
thinks she's on a sitcom where she's the lazy employee

647
00:32:06,119 --> 00:32:09,680
that asks too many questions Barbara finds her very annoying.

648
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,359
I don't know how much longer I can handle this

649
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,119
annoying character that she's playing. This is clearly, in my opinion,

650
00:32:15,359 --> 00:32:18,000
I don't like to be cynical and only fans play.

651
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:20,920
She's playing up the s actual. She'll have sex with nobody,

652
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,519
she'll kiss a bunch of people, she'll leave this show

653
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,359
and she'll start only fans and there'll be a twelve

654
00:32:26,359 --> 00:32:28,119
dollars tier to see miss Kitty.

655
00:32:29,359 --> 00:32:31,279
Speaker 5: All right, well, I mean if that is your play,

656
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:34,519
get your bag, girl, because you won't make it as

657
00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:36,359
a stew not.

658
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 2: With this attitude. I don't think she wants to be here.

659
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:44,119
Speaker 5: Also though, like you know, you when you go to

660
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,960
bed in your own bed and you don't mess up

661
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,039
half of your bed, you don't need to redo your

662
00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:50,359
sheets and stuff, but it isn't your bed. This is

663
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:53,720
your job, right, so as your job, you fucking take

664
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,680
them off and you make the bed like like four

665
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,000
people's up in the bed, because that's your job, you know.

666
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,519
Speaker 2: You know, I don't like there to be steotypes about people.

667
00:33:01,559 --> 00:33:03,880
You know, I'm Irish, so people have been saying I'm

668
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,799
a drunk. You know, there's clearly no event into that,

669
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,480
but the idea that French people are kind of laid

670
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:13,079
back and they really don't like to work. We've had

671
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:17,640
like four people that are playing the same character playing

672
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,319
into that stereotype on this show throughout the years, like

673
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:24,880
I'm too tired of work, I want to eat right now,

674
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,440
and yeah, and she's playing into it too. Don't do that.

675
00:33:28,559 --> 00:33:30,880
Come on, be the hard working frenchman that we know.

676
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,160
The world knows that you can be.

677
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,519
Speaker 5: Anything to had to nope, nothing, just to do nothing.

678
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: Okay, Sam loved dinner, and Carrie sits down with the

679
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,920
guests and they talk family. That was nice. And then

680
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:49,599
Barbara reports to Kyle that Sole is absolutely useless. We

681
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,440
all know that. And then Laurence shares with us that

682
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:57,640
he's found Jesus and he's better now since he found him,

683
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,720
except for that tattoo that says trust no one.

684
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 5: I believe this man has a criminal history, possibly where

685
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,559
I don't know where, wherever he was like eight years

686
00:34:09,599 --> 00:34:13,199
ago from now, and then he met that homeless man

687
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,360
pat in the park and he was four blocks away

688
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,599
from Jesus Christ, but he didn't go those four blocks.

689
00:34:17,599 --> 00:34:19,760
He thought that the man was Jesus and now we're here.

690
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,440
Who were you before you met that homeless man? Because

691
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,760
you are very angry and very short tempered.

692
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,199
Speaker 2: Still okay, yeah, yeah, he's still the same person, I'd argue,

693
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:35,800
but he's thinking he's made quite the transformation. If I

694
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:39,079
don't think he turned from catpillar into a beautiful butterfly,

695
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,320
I think he's a caterpillar that turned into an angry

696
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,000
caterpillar with a bad attitude.

697
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:47,079
Speaker 5: Right, and they didn't write the book about him.

698
00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: So no, okay, all right, everyone takes a cigarette break.

699
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,039
I can't believe people are still smoking. Young people smoking

700
00:34:58,119 --> 00:34:58,320
like this.

701
00:34:59,599 --> 00:35:02,639
Speaker 5: You know, well it's a gen Z doesn't drink anymore.

702
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,280
So I think that this is a weird. We have

703
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,960
to remember these people are while they're nineteen, they're also

704
00:35:07,039 --> 00:35:10,679
forty two. And I don't know a lot. I don't

705
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,400
really see a lot of people smoking. There's too much

706
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:13,960
crime here, so I have to mute myself.

707
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,039
Speaker 4: But yeah, maybe it's an international thing.

708
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: How do I what do you think a bunch of

709
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,840
people that don't live in America smoke SIGs?

710
00:35:22,039 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 3: Yeah?

711
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,519
Speaker 4: I think I feel like more international people smoke than

712
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,480
but you know, I don't know, like French people, for instance, Yeah,

713
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,159
they're smoking a ton of SIGs. They must be Wow.

714
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: I've never that's that's the thing I've never been into. Well,

715
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,599
justin Sole have a nice chat. I think jessin Sole

716
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,840
can get along because she doesn't have to work with her,

717
00:35:41,159 --> 00:35:46,440
you know. Let's see, all right. Next morning, Carrie meets

718
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,679
with the team to go over and not smashing into

719
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,920
that bridge the boat parks. Now, Carrie, this is for you,

720
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:58,880
if you're listening, why not adjust the boat going through

721
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,400
that bridge so you're going it's straight as opposed to

722
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:05,599
the angle because the angle presents the danger. Did you

723
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:09,639
guys notice that as well? Oh? Sorry, Kayley, Uh.

724
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:12,079
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I said I don't want anyone to be

725
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:14,440
put out of a job here. Also, I would just

726
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:15,920
like to point out that there's no MEUT button on

727
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,960
the bottom of my zoom it. Literally there just isn't one.

728
00:36:18,039 --> 00:36:20,119
There just isn't there. So that was very very strange,

729
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:24,280
and I apologize. I do not think that this should

730
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,320
be done by human eyes. I think we should get

731
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,480
a drone. And I think that the captain should be

732
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:31,480
able to, in addition to the people that are helping him,

733
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,159
see how close he is to decides because there's no

734
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,840
fucking reason to do this. This is also why do

735
00:36:38,159 --> 00:36:40,320
boats go here that are so big? Can they not

736
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:43,239
go anywhere else? There's like four hundred islands around like

737
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,679
right there you can like you could see them go

738
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,599
park there and then do that there right.

739
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,119
Speaker 2: Well, I think you got to get at a place

740
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:54,920
where you can get provisions, fuel, other things, and you

741
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,679
know some of those smaller islands perhaps don't have that.

742
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,519
Hey that's a that's a business, old Patty. This podcast

743
00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:01,519
doesn't work out, you know.

744
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,199
Speaker 5: There you go, Pat.

745
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:12,079
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry everybody. Pat's not used to hosting okay guests apart,

746
00:37:12,559 --> 00:37:15,639
And then I guess we just cut to that tip meeting. Overall,

747
00:37:15,679 --> 00:37:17,920
they did a pretty good job. Carrie said. There were

748
00:37:18,119 --> 00:37:21,480
some issues, but it's first charter, so fuck it. Tip

749
00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:25,639
meeting tip is thirty grand. That's twenty three hundred each.

750
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,480
That's some that's some good cheddar for a couple of

751
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:31,360
days work. And then I guess the sea rats prep

752
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,480
for the night. It's our first night out, which is

753
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,199
always uh, you can check the temperature gauge the temperature

754
00:37:37,199 --> 00:37:38,559
of where the season is going to go on the

755
00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:39,199
first night out.

756
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:39,599
Speaker 1: Usually.

757
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 2: Kao says he's too focused on work to take part

758
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,360
in the partying. KAO, you can take a plane ticket,

759
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,000
right if that's gonna be your attitude, Okay, get out

760
00:37:50,039 --> 00:37:51,039
of here. Yeah.

761
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:54,960
Speaker 5: Also the the we have a moment where Fraser takes

762
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,239
Sole in to the side and he says, how is

763
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,400
the charter? And she gives a really good answer. She's

764
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,239
in an interview and she's like, you know, it's brilliant,

765
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,239
hard but like, I'm here to learn, and I'm really

766
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,280
excited and I look forward to like the opportunities of me,

767
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,079
like really becoming a better stew to my full potential.

768
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,119
And that's that's not how the charter was, right you

769
00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:16,360
you complained, didn't do anything, and the other girls fucking

770
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,280
hate you because they think you're lazy. So and he

771
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,440
was like, oh, amazing way to approach it. Let's go

772
00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:22,320
high five, you know.

773
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a that was a good answer. Though

774
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,159
we can't deny that.

775
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 5: What is he supposed to say to that that was

776
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,239
the perfect answer, he said, great way to approach it,

777
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,519
and it is if she were being not untruthful.

778
00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 2: My favorite part of the film Office Space, if you

779
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,400
haven't seen, it's a classic. Some of the consultants hired

780
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:44,239
by the company outside his third party to come in

781
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,039
and audit the company and it's employees to see who

782
00:38:47,119 --> 00:38:49,719
needs to be fired. I was like the early version

783
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:54,039
of what Elon Musk is doing. And did you ever

784
00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:54,280
see it?

785
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,639
Speaker 3: Ruby?

786
00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, So they ask I forget the main character.

787
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:01,119
Guy like, Hey, Ron Livingston, Yeah, how's it? What do

788
00:39:01,159 --> 00:39:03,719
you think? How's it going? Hey? What a new office?

789
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,840
You know? With uh that?

790
00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:06,559
Speaker 3: Uh?

791
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 2: You know that? But with that buttery up. He's like,

792
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,239
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. What

793
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,960
do you do all day? I just kind of like

794
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:17,360
look at the internet and pretty much nothing. I see

795
00:39:17,519 --> 00:39:19,400
upper management all over this.

796
00:39:19,519 --> 00:39:22,519
Speaker 4: Young man's great, that's this.

797
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:28,519
Speaker 2: That's us, that's us. Okay, So sea rats get ready.

798
00:39:28,559 --> 00:39:33,079
We learned Damo has a dick piercing. I'm not sure

799
00:39:33,119 --> 00:39:35,360
if you guys have any history with piercing people. I

800
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,559
had sex with a girl once who had that thing downstairs.

801
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:39,800
It's kind of hot.

802
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:45,480
Speaker 5: I am more so just interested in, like, how does

803
00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:50,400
that not how does it not hurt so badly?

804
00:39:51,039 --> 00:39:51,119
Speaker 2: That?

805
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 5: And also are we trusting individuals in tattoo shops with

806
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:58,880
like theplacement to ensure that there's no serious medical issue

807
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,840
because I'm not trusting them with anything.

808
00:40:01,079 --> 00:40:04,119
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, come on, Ruby, that guy that has two

809
00:40:04,159 --> 00:40:08,960
face tattoos and a bullet wound apparently through his right shoulder,

810
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:12,320
that's doing that piercing. You don't trust that man not.

811
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,880
Speaker 5: To make a hole in my glitterist that may kill me. No,

812
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,199
I don't trust that man to do it. I don't think.

813
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,119
Speaker 2: Two each his own.

814
00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 3: Uh.

815
00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:26,360
Speaker 2: First night out, so Le picks from the lobster to eat,

816
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,119
and that was a huge lobster. I don't like lobster,

817
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,239
I bet Klin. Does I love it? Okay?

818
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 5: Question Kaylen? Would you go pick your own?

819
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:38,639
Speaker 3: Though?

820
00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 2: Like?

821
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 5: Do you think that's a little barbaric? I thought this

822
00:40:40,599 --> 00:40:42,880
was a weirdly fucked up? Now is this normal?

823
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 4: It used to be a thing. I remember going to

824
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,199
Red Lobster for my birthday and see them all in

825
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,679
the tank, and yeah, at that point, I don't want

826
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,559
to think about them. I don't want to pick out

827
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:53,880
my victim. Just put in the back and bring it

828
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,960
out to me later. So I'd like to eat it,

829
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,400
but I don't want to. Bet No, I don't want

830
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,159
to go choose which one is going to die?

831
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 5: And you will see killing. They are enthusiastic. It looks

832
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:04,760
like they're going to chuck e cheese like little kids.

833
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,360
It's wild, they're excited.

834
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you referring to the lobsters or so? Lat

835
00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:13,559
and Kyle both both Hell yeah. I worked at weather

836
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:16,519
Vane Seafoods, which was a chain seafood restaurant on the

837
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:18,719
East Coast, and I was in charge of the lobsters,

838
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,599
and I never felt good about it. This seventeen year

839
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:25,559
old I had a moral quandary about the death of

840
00:41:25,559 --> 00:41:29,280
these things, because you would have the people pick out

841
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,239
their lobster, and the next thing you do, you'd be

842
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,639
throwing them into a hot pot of boiling water and

843
00:41:33,679 --> 00:41:36,920
hear them screen for their until their death. I think

844
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,519
there's been laws made now that you can't kill them

845
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:41,800
that way. I think they may make you bludgeon them

846
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,119
through their head first.

847
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,599
Speaker 4: Yeah, they make you like put a knife through the

848
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:46,719
top of their head head.

849
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 5: Yeah it feels more humane, right.

850
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:52,039
Speaker 2: Yeah it does. Yeah, that's how I want to go.

851
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,599
Fraser thinks Damo is hot, and uh, here's my problem

852
00:41:58,599 --> 00:42:01,760
with Damo. He looks it's like Cody from Sister Wives.

853
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,039
Put a little more poodle blonde hair on both sides

854
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:04,920
of his head.

855
00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:08,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, Robie, I couldn't agree with you more. I think

856
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:10,880
this person is like I to hear somebody be like

857
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:15,840
this guy's hot, I was like, who which one? Oh no,

858
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,400
because you can't be talking about that no way.

859
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 2: No how?

860
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,559
Speaker 5: And yeah, Pat, I think you're one hundred percent right,

861
00:42:22,639 --> 00:42:24,119
he's less poodly Cody.

862
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, where's that show going? Do you still watch that one?

863
00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:29,199
Speaker 4: No?

864
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,639
Speaker 5: I don't. I just listened to June Day and Rayfield's

865
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:34,239
recaps on them every like four months or so. Because

866
00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:39,039
there's thirty five episodes every six days and eighteen seasons

867
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:39,440
a year.

868
00:42:40,639 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: I don't know how they keep the show going because

869
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:45,320
didn't all his wives leave them?

870
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 5: I believe, yes, except for Robin with the eyebrows, but

871
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:53,000
also like one of them is completely remarried. The other

872
00:42:53,079 --> 00:42:56,199
one got catfished like two years ago, so that was

873
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,199
very fun. I believe they're actually all most of them

874
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,840
are like in new relationships. They've left, but they're still

875
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:05,280
fighting over somehow Coyote pass the property that they bought

876
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,639
thirty four years ago. And then I don't know how

877
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:11,159
that family has how they don't have more money because

878
00:43:11,159 --> 00:43:13,280
they have so many episodes of that show.

879
00:43:13,519 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's all. Well, they got to whack that

880
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:18,880
money up for the you're talking about numbers here, they

881
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,239
got like eighty kids.

882
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,199
Speaker 5: It's true, they have a lot of children.

883
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:25,679
Speaker 2: Also, don't marry Cody. As I would passively watch the show,

884
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:28,840
you'd see pictures of the women he married when he

885
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,360
first married him, and then after they've been with him

886
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,159
for a couple of years.

887
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:34,760
Speaker 5: Just be careful, you know, Okay, I'm just.

888
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's his fault. It makes women right.

889
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,519
Speaker 5: And have ninety three kids and you're one hundred percent

890
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,159
you know you're where you're not wrong.

891
00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 2: The night winds down with Kyle and Damo using the

892
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:52,760
tenants of guy code to navigate who Sole prefers. You know,

893
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,199
it's not the guy who's going to decide if she likes.

894
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,679
It's really going to be her. So I think she's

895
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:00,079
going to play these two knuckleheads.

896
00:44:01,159 --> 00:44:03,039
Speaker 5: I think they will all have sex at some point,

897
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:04,000
possibly together.

898
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,519
Speaker 2: Interesting next morning, both realized they're still in the game,

899
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,639
there's still a chance, and then they have a boat

900
00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:17,000
meeting to update everyone on the chef situation, and then

901
00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:22,679
Frenchy arrives and it's the Tony Show. Fraser is happy

902
00:44:22,679 --> 00:44:25,719
to have him aboard. Remember, Fraser is the one that

903
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,000
recommended that he come back on Perhaps there was a

904
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,639
little bit of guilt from the past that he'd like

905
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,360
to go.

906
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,079
Speaker 5: Can I ask was Fraser actually responsible for the firing

907
00:44:36,119 --> 00:44:37,880
of the chef or was the chef just bad and

908
00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:38,519
lost his mind?

909
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:44,119
Speaker 2: A little bit of both. But I'd never seen a

910
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:47,320
boast and be so ready to have people fired. I

911
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:53,159
think he tried to fire definitely three if not four

912
00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:55,760
people on that boat that season, And it was always

913
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,679
just walking into Captain Carey's bridge and saying, can we talk?

914
00:44:59,639 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 5: All right, little finger your heart out here we go.

915
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,880
I can't wait.

916
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:05,599
Speaker 2: That's right. So I am so happy because this episode

917
00:45:05,679 --> 00:45:09,880
just winded down to a screeching nothing. I'm so happy

918
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,280
they showed us with the Chiron fourteen days later and

919
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,800
these two are ready to f and kill each other.

920
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,320
That is gonna be so fun. And we'll break that

921
00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:23,199
down when it happens. Anything we have to get to

922
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,559
before we leave. Anything. You want to say, Kaylin, are

923
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:26,400
you happy to be back?

924
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:30,039
Speaker 4: Do you miss Dylan? I always miss Dylan. Yeah, but

925
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:31,960
I love your guys at show. You're great. I'm just

926
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,679
happy to be here.

927
00:45:33,159 --> 00:45:35,639
Speaker 2: Oh, we're happy to have you too, Ruby, anything.

928
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 5: Absolutely not, pat have a good weekend.

929
00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: Awesome. All right, I'm Patty, that's Ruby, that's Kaylin. This

930
00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:44,639
is bad TV. Thanks for listening, and we'll see you

931
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:46,440
next week. Maybe Dylan will be back.

932
00:45:46,599 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 3: Maybe Bye the rest