Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,
hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see?
People today have attention spans that can only be measured
in namo seconds, old legends. They just do great like
a legend and an Adam work from with a lot of.
Speaker 2: Like hello are you, buddy tyes?
Speaker 1: It is part of time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world,
and hello my loyal minions. It is good to see you,
and it's always good to be seeing on Missie Presley.
I'm the host of the program that is called another
FN podcast. Welcome back and for all you paid Treon
fine folks, welcome Jason Haxton to the group. We're up
to thirteen now, trying to get up there. Five hundred.
I want five hundred subscribers. That's all I need, five
hundred subscribers. It's just like Nick Backwinkle saying to Jerry
the King Lawler, five hundred dollars a punch, five hundred
dollars a punch, five hundred subscribers is not that hard.
It's only five dollars. Patreon dot com slash real, Izzie Presley,
you can do it. What do we have coming up, folks?
Of course we have the Monsters of Rock Cruise hosting
my jams on there, hosting karaoke with my close personal
friend Brian DJ beef Ought and doing some stand up
comedy on that, some bitch punchlines, back lines, Courtney, Don Jamison, Florentine,
the whole crew. It's going to be great. It's going
to be fun. I am very very excited about that.
And of course the end of May, well hold on
before May. The beginning of April is the Cruise to
the Edge. Yes, the Prog boat will be on that.
Oh my god, I almost forgot ah crack one for
the working man. Goddamn beer is delicious. Cruise to the
Edge just beginning of April, and I think that's sold out.
If you're a PROG fan, checking out cruisidths dot com,
check out Monsters Rock Cruise dot com as well, might
have a chance to get on that boat. If you
do want to go, it's sold out or close sold out.
I don't know. Oh, just go check it. Have a blast,
come have a rock and roll ponte in the streets,
except it's not the street you're on a boat in
the Caribbean having a grand old time. And in the
end of May May thirtieth, June first, June second, at
the Silverton Casino, I will be hosting the Las Vegas
Guitar Trade Show. If you are a guitar fan, you're
a musician, you've gone to NAM. First of all, it's
not in Vegas. This is Second of all, you can
actually buy shit at this one NAM. You can just
go look and it's not like it's nineteen eighty seven
where you walk in and go, oh, I'm in a band.
Oh cool, here's a last Paul. Yeah, that shit doesn't
happen anymore. But you can't even buy shit at NAM
at the Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. You can't check
it out Las Vegas Guitar tradeshow dot com. And before
we do move on to the couple things I want
to chat about, it's not going to be a long show.
It's Thursday night, it's eight forty eight pm here in
beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, and there's a bar with my
name on it. But until then, I'm here with you. Now,
if I was doing this live like I used to do,
the way it should be Spreaker, but yeah, I'd be
here as long as you just wanted me. I did
decide though, that I figured out a way to do
the show live fo only only the uh my Patreon folks.
Now I just can't work in the I don't know
how to work in the intros and the music and
the drops would be nice trying to figure that out
because I know you missed the drops. I miss the drops.
I miss doing this show live, I really really do.
But we'll get into all that. We don't have to.
We just did. We just did.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Guitar Trade Las Vegas, Guitar Trade show dot com,
and most importantly is he Presley dot com is now rolling,
so folks hit up the website is he Presley dot com.
Now I just have to learn how to update it.
There's a blog section and I am going to post
stories there, usually regarding the show and other random stuff
that's not on the show, but usually get that stuff
on the show anyways. So the case at hand, why
I'm recording this at eight fifty pm and not seven
pm like when I would usually get home. And I
do apologize about the lack of shows. It's just been busy,
but I promise to our Patreon kids, because our Patreon
kids get all the extra shows, extra bonus shows. This
show is not one of those. This is going out
to the general public, but they aren't getting it till Saturday,
because it is Thursday, and it is just for you,
and it's audio only today because I don't have a
guest and I'm just sitting here, yeah, and you don't
want to sit and look at me talk. And I'm
in my underwear. So there's that. I was watching the
hockey game, the USA versus Canada and that little in
season over the quote unquote All Star Break tournament, and
I was enthralled. I was excited, and I'm not gonna lie.
I wasn't very excited about this tournament. And then god forbid,
what saves hockey fighting Saturday? Three fights, first nine seconds
of the game. I'm all in. I waited. I did
not find out who won that game. I came home
and I watched it on the on demand. I watched
the whole game. I watched it like I was watching
it live. I got excited, and now I'm like, God
damn it, I'm in. I am all in, and we
got lucky and got a rematch for the championship game tonight,
Well almost went two overtimes. I almost got to the
second overtime and went to one. Mcjesus got the goal,
And now I know what Toronto Maple Leaf fans feel like.
I mean, I already do know, because I'm a Minnesota
sports fan. But you have Austin Meg Matthews, Meg Meg
eh point blank three times in overtime and he cannot
shove it home. I get it. Sixty nine goals last year,
three shots point blank, couldn't put it home. I get it.
I understand the frustration. Now I know Maple Leaf fan
is rather annoying, like you know, like Yankee fan, except
the difference is Yankee fan actually has championships. Oh stop it.
I know. I know you had one in nineteen sixty
seven and many before that, but yeah, it's been that long.
Your last title was the year that the fucking North
Stars entered the league, and then we lost him, which
always hurts. Game was good, game was exciting. I did
think the Saturday game was better, and I think there
was more of a I think that you know, people
bitch about the one. Well, hockey people don't bitch about
the fights. Non hockey people are the people that whin
about the fights. Why is it needed? Well, here's the thing,
as most of you know who are hockey fans and
watched that game, and you probably even if you didn't
watch that game, you saw, You saw the highlights, You
saw the fights because people reposted them and there was
a buzz about the game because of the fights. Now,
as a hockey fan, you got excited. It's like, oh sweet,
it's an exhibition. It's an exhibition tournament. They're actually playing
like the fucking playoffs because they're playing for their country.
And holy shit, they're dropping the mits. So you're excited.
All of a sudden, there's another one right away, and
then there's another one, and then the ref step in
and said, all right, cool, you're getting the extra two.
Let's play some fucking hockey boys. And they played hockey.
It was fucking great. It was awesome. And you could
just tell by the reaction of not only on social media,
but the crowd inside the arena, arena, arena, the crowd
inside the arena. You want to talk about a pop that,
my friends, is what they call in the business, a
pop loud. Everybody is on their feet, and it set
the tone for the game. It made for a very
not cheap It made for a very hard hitting, tough
game and an awesome game. And I think that's what
had the edge of This was a good game tonight.
This was a very good game, very exciting game. And
it's cool to be able to be excited about fucking
sports because lord knows, being a Vikings fan, being a
Wild Fannah, being a Twins fan, Nah, being a timber
Oh yeah, it's basketball. We don't care what it's like
to get excited. And that was exciting, But of course
we have to address the elephant in the room, the
Canadian national anthem. The gal that sang the American national
anthem was she was like an opera singer. It was phenomenal.
She was great, She had a horn section. It was
fricking great. Now, the girl that sang the Canadian national anthem.
I love the Canadian national anthem. I think it's a
beautiful song. It's always sung properly, it's always sung correctly.
And as somebody who covered sports in the press box Twins,
Wild Timberwolves and occasional Vikings, I have sat through that
American national anthem. How many hundreds of times. And let
me phrase that stood through because you always stand for
the American nation, for the national anthem. I stood for
both national anthems, and night here in my apartment I
was alone. Now people take liberties with the American national
anthem like they are trying out for fucking American idol,
and it noised the shit out of me. There were
times that we would take bets in the Twins press
box as to how long the anthem would take. One
time they cut a girl off. It's like, just sang
the fucking song. So the gal that sang the Canadian
you know what. Hold on, just bear with me. I'm
going to give you a sample. Okay. Now that obviously
is from chorsy ten year old Jimmy Miller or whatever
the fuck his name was, who's learning to play the recorder. Now,
I know that as a harsh comparison to the fine
looking gal who sang the Canadian national anthem. Now, I
have never been in the position to sing the sing
a song a cappella in front of thousands of tens
of thousands of people in the arena and millions upon
millions watching at home. And it's not easy. It is
not easy. She was a bit pitchy. Dog. Hey, look
look I am not one. I am not making fun
of this scal because that's a tough gig. That is
a tough gig. Obviously, I played the recorder thing in jest.
She was a bit pitchy, and she took liberties. I
found myself standing there yelling sing the fucking song. Look,
you can be pitchy, it happens. We're all human. Stop
trying trying to show off. Stop trying to make it
about you. This is your national anthem. I get it.
You're on the big stage. Oh my god, this game
is going to be watched by so many people. I'm
gonna be a star. Well, unfortunately now you are, and
not in a good way, and I I can't. They
said she got booed. I think it was just the
American fans booing the national anthem, like like the Canadian
fans are doing. Two Americans sad, sad. If they were
booing her, I'm that's sad. You don't do that. You
don't do that. That's somebody trying to honor their country. Granted,
if you're trying to honor your country, you don't take liberties.
With the song and make it about you. It's okay,
I take that back. It was it was worth it.
The game itself was great, it was fun. Obviously, the
United States lost in overtime. Matthew's missing three times. We've
already covered that. There was no scraps. Didn't expect any scraps.
I thought maybe maybe we would get one out of them.
Possibly that was just hopeful, hopeful, wishful thinking. But uh,
we didn't get that. We just got a great fucking
hockey game that went to overtime and unfortunately Canada won.
And I know that. Oh dude, Izzy, you're from fucking Minnesota.
That's basically South Canada. Hey man, Uh, it was an exhibition,
round robin fucking tournament, but we grasped onto it because
it was really good fucking hockey. It was good, hard hitting,
fucking hockey. That's how the game should be fucking played.
And the United States lost, but it is what it is.
Let's move on to more disappointing things, actually not disappointing.
On Friday night, I went to see Firehouse here in Vegas.
Got to see the Boys. Sounded phenomenal as always. It
was Valentine's Day with my buddy Wolf thankfully with the
name of the day. His name was not Bear, because
that could have been weird and awkward. Every time Firehouse
comes through, me and Wolf go to the show just
happened to be on Valentine's Day. We don't swing that way,
as you know, not that there's anything wrong with that,
but the show was phenomenal. Got to hang out with
the guys afterwards, went up for beers. Ran into somebody
from the cruise mark from fucking Boston randomly was there,
and he went out and fucking partied with us. That
was a good time. And then I got really fucked
up and ruined the next day for me, and uh,
that'll tend to happen in your older age. A hangover
will knock you out for at least a day. At
least be said, it is what it is. I reap
my mistakes, I own them, and I enjoy them while
I'm doing them. I think it was that night, Yeah,
it was that night because I was fucked up. My
good friend Lorraine Lewis has an OnlyFans page and I
was drunk, so I figured, God, damn it, you're never
gonna see him in real life. Fuck it? Why not,
and it was free for Valentine's Day weekend, so I
went on. I signed up under an alias because I
thought it might be weird. But it's too late now
because I'm already telling you guys about it. And if
you're a fan of Lorraine, I highly suggest you go
subscribe to her OnlyFans page. She is a beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful woman with great great, great great great knockers. Now,
you don't see anything if you don't pay, and that
is where I could see that being a very large
problem for me, at least with gambling. There's a chance
you're gonna get something back only fans. You're spending the
money to see the titties. That's all right, cool now
I saw the titties. Fuck, I just spent the money. Now,
Like I said, if you are not familiar on how
OnlyFans works, if you are not paying, you're not seeing shit.
So I'm looking at her page. I'm looking at all
the beautiful pictures of her, and uh, there was one
that had had a little link said it little description,
Send me five bucks and I'll show you something special.
So I'm like, fuck it, she's here to make money.
I will contribute, so I sent the five dollars and
I got a picture in returned, not knowing it's me.
A very beautiful picture, very beautiful picture, and of course
there was no titty. I mean, there was a very
revealing outfit like a Valentine's Day nightie thing that I'm
not going to show you because there's a copy right now.
Plus we're not on video anyways, but I wouldn't do
that because that would be wrong. Very sexy photo, and
I'm like, yeah, I could see how this could be
a very very very lucrative thing for gals. And miss Lewis,
the beautiful and talented Lorraine Lewis, who has been on
this show by the way, and we talked about it
when he titties fell out during the waiting for the
Big One video. That was a fun conversation. So yeah,
I could see how you guys could spend a lot
of money on there, a lot of money and thankfully
I do not have that disposable income for that. But Lorraine,
if you hear this, I'm sure you won't. Great job, phenomenal, beautiful,
stunning photographs. I'm glad I sent the five dollars to
enjoy them. Made my night rather enjoyed them a lot,
and I'm sure it's gonna be weird next time I
saw you. Next time I see you, I'm sure i'll
get a text. And I hope you got to chuck
a lot of this because, hey man, I'm just being honest.
I'm just an old, lonely man who wanted to see
those titties and contribute to the fund. It is what
it is, all right. I am going to finish my
goddamn beer ah and I'm gonna hit the utro music.
You guys have a glorious night. Thank you to all
my patreon on members. I love you guys more than
you know. And let's do what we can share the show.
Tell your friends, tell about the Patreon, tell them to
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Or if you don't even want to do the Patreon,
that's fine, get hit me up dollars on Izzy Presley
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Izzy Presley at yahoo dot com is the PayPal. That
is fine. So we will catch you guys. You you
freebirds next week and and we'll catch you patreons.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm probably Saturday night because I have Gilby Clark tomorrow night,
and uh then I have to start writing comedy and
I have to start learning guitar songs for the Monsters
of Rock Cruise. Until then, I'm Mizzy Presley. Has been
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