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Speaker 1: Hi, this is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.

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Kids with your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg, your Zeema,

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hula hoops and pac Man video games. Don't you see?

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People today have attention spans that can only be measured

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in namo seconds, old legends. They just do great like

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a legend and an Adam work from with a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Like hello are you, buddy tyes?

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Speaker 1: It is part of time. Hello Las Vegas, Hello world,

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and hello my loyal minions. It is good to see you,

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and it's always good to be seeing on Missie Presley.

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I'm the host of the program that is called another

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FN podcast. Welcome back and for all you paid Treon

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fine folks, welcome Jason Haxton to the group. We're up

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to thirteen now, trying to get up there. Five hundred.

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I want five hundred subscribers. That's all I need, five

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hundred subscribers. It's just like Nick Backwinkle saying to Jerry

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the King Lawler, five hundred dollars a punch, five hundred

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dollars a punch, five hundred subscribers is not that hard.

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It's only five dollars. Patreon dot com slash real, Izzie Presley,

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you can do it. What do we have coming up, folks?

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Of course we have the Monsters of Rock Cruise hosting

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my jams on there, hosting karaoke with my close personal

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friend Brian DJ beef Ought and doing some stand up

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comedy on that, some bitch punchlines, back lines, Courtney, Don Jamison, Florentine,

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the whole crew. It's going to be great. It's going

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to be fun. I am very very excited about that.

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And of course the end of May, well hold on

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before May. The beginning of April is the Cruise to

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the Edge. Yes, the Prog boat will be on that.

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Oh my god, I almost forgot ah crack one for

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the working man. Goddamn beer is delicious. Cruise to the

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Edge just beginning of April, and I think that's sold out.

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If you're a PROG fan, checking out cruisidths dot com,

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check out Monsters Rock Cruise dot com as well, might

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have a chance to get on that boat. If you

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do want to go, it's sold out or close sold out.

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I don't know. Oh, just go check it. Have a blast,

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come have a rock and roll ponte in the streets,

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except it's not the street you're on a boat in

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the Caribbean having a grand old time. And in the

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end of May May thirtieth, June first, June second, at

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the Silverton Casino, I will be hosting the Las Vegas

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Guitar Trade Show. If you are a guitar fan, you're

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a musician, you've gone to NAM. First of all, it's

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not in Vegas. This is Second of all, you can

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actually buy shit at this one NAM. You can just

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go look and it's not like it's nineteen eighty seven

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where you walk in and go, oh, I'm in a band.

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Oh cool, here's a last Paul. Yeah, that shit doesn't

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happen anymore. But you can't even buy shit at NAM

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at the Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show. You can't check

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it out Las Vegas Guitar tradeshow dot com. And before

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we do move on to the couple things I want

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to chat about, it's not going to be a long show.

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It's Thursday night, it's eight forty eight pm here in

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beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada, and there's a bar with my

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name on it. But until then, I'm here with you. Now,

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if I was doing this live like I used to do,

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the way it should be Spreaker, but yeah, I'd be

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here as long as you just wanted me. I did

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decide though, that I figured out a way to do

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the show live fo only only the uh my Patreon folks.

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Now I just can't work in the I don't know

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how to work in the intros and the music and

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the drops would be nice trying to figure that out

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because I know you missed the drops. I miss the drops.

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I miss doing this show live, I really really do.

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But we'll get into all that. We don't have to.

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We just did. We just did.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Guitar Trade Las Vegas, Guitar Trade show dot com,

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and most importantly is he Presley dot com is now rolling,

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so folks hit up the website is he Presley dot com.

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Now I just have to learn how to update it.

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There's a blog section and I am going to post

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stories there, usually regarding the show and other random stuff

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that's not on the show, but usually get that stuff

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on the show anyways. So the case at hand, why

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I'm recording this at eight fifty pm and not seven

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pm like when I would usually get home. And I

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do apologize about the lack of shows. It's just been busy,

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but I promise to our Patreon kids, because our Patreon

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kids get all the extra shows, extra bonus shows. This

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show is not one of those. This is going out

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to the general public, but they aren't getting it till Saturday,

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because it is Thursday, and it is just for you,

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and it's audio only today because I don't have a

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guest and I'm just sitting here, yeah, and you don't

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want to sit and look at me talk. And I'm

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in my underwear. So there's that. I was watching the

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hockey game, the USA versus Canada and that little in

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season over the quote unquote All Star Break tournament, and

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I was enthralled. I was excited, and I'm not gonna lie.

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I wasn't very excited about this tournament. And then god forbid,

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what saves hockey fighting Saturday? Three fights, first nine seconds

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of the game. I'm all in. I waited. I did

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not find out who won that game. I came home

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and I watched it on the on demand. I watched

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the whole game. I watched it like I was watching

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it live. I got excited, and now I'm like, God

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damn it, I'm in. I am all in, and we

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got lucky and got a rematch for the championship game tonight,

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Well almost went two overtimes. I almost got to the

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second overtime and went to one. Mcjesus got the goal,

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And now I know what Toronto Maple Leaf fans feel like.

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I mean, I already do know, because I'm a Minnesota

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sports fan. But you have Austin Meg Matthews, Meg Meg

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eh point blank three times in overtime and he cannot

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shove it home. I get it. Sixty nine goals last year,

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three shots point blank, couldn't put it home. I get it.

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I understand the frustration. Now I know Maple Leaf fan

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is rather annoying, like you know, like Yankee fan, except

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the difference is Yankee fan actually has championships. Oh stop it.

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I know. I know you had one in nineteen sixty

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seven and many before that, but yeah, it's been that long.

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Your last title was the year that the fucking North

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Stars entered the league, and then we lost him, which

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always hurts. Game was good, game was exciting. I did

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think the Saturday game was better, and I think there

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was more of a I think that you know, people

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bitch about the one. Well, hockey people don't bitch about

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the fights. Non hockey people are the people that whin

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about the fights. Why is it needed? Well, here's the thing,

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as most of you know who are hockey fans and

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watched that game, and you probably even if you didn't

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watch that game, you saw, You saw the highlights, You

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saw the fights because people reposted them and there was

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a buzz about the game because of the fights. Now,

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as a hockey fan, you got excited. It's like, oh sweet,

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it's an exhibition. It's an exhibition tournament. They're actually playing

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like the fucking playoffs because they're playing for their country.

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And holy shit, they're dropping the mits. So you're excited.

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All of a sudden, there's another one right away, and

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then there's another one, and then the ref step in

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and said, all right, cool, you're getting the extra two.

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Let's play some fucking hockey boys. And they played hockey.

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It was fucking great. It was awesome. And you could

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just tell by the reaction of not only on social media,

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but the crowd inside the arena, arena, arena, the crowd

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inside the arena. You want to talk about a pop that,

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my friends, is what they call in the business, a

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pop loud. Everybody is on their feet, and it set

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the tone for the game. It made for a very

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not cheap It made for a very hard hitting, tough

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game and an awesome game. And I think that's what

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had the edge of This was a good game tonight.

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This was a very good game, very exciting game. And

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it's cool to be able to be excited about fucking

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sports because lord knows, being a Vikings fan, being a

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Wild Fannah, being a Twins fan, Nah, being a timber

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Oh yeah, it's basketball. We don't care what it's like

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to get excited. And that was exciting, But of course

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we have to address the elephant in the room, the

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Canadian national anthem. The gal that sang the American national

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anthem was she was like an opera singer. It was phenomenal.

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fricking great. Now, the girl that sang the Canadian national anthem.

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I love the Canadian national anthem. I think it's a

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beautiful song. It's always sung properly, it's always sung correctly.

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Wild Timberwolves and occasional Vikings, I have sat through that

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American national anthem. How many hundreds of times. And let

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me phrase that stood through because you always stand for

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the American nation, for the national anthem. I stood for

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both national anthems, and night here in my apartment I

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was alone. Now people take liberties with the American national

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anthem like they are trying out for fucking American idol,

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and it noised the shit out of me. There were

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times that we would take bets in the Twins press

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box as to how long the anthem would take. One

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time they cut a girl off. It's like, just sang

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the fucking song. So the gal that sang the Canadian

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you know what. Hold on, just bear with me. I'm

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going to give you a sample. Okay. Now that obviously

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is from chorsy ten year old Jimmy Miller or whatever

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the fuck his name was, who's learning to play the recorder. Now,

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I know that as a harsh comparison to the fine

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looking gal who sang the Canadian national anthem. Now, I

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have never been in the position to sing the sing

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a song a cappella in front of thousands of tens

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of thousands of people in the arena and millions upon

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millions watching at home. And it's not easy. It is

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not easy. She was a bit pitchy. Dog. Hey, look

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of this scal because that's a tough gig. That is

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a tough gig. Obviously, I played the recorder thing in jest.

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She was a bit pitchy, and she took liberties. I

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found myself standing there yelling sing the fucking song. Look,

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you can be pitchy, it happens. We're all human. Stop

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trying trying to show off. Stop trying to make it

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about you. This is your national anthem. I get it.

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You're on the big stage. Oh my god, this game

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is going to be watched by so many people. I'm

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gonna be a star. Well, unfortunately now you are, and

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not in a good way, and I I can't. They

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said she got booed. I think it was just the

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American fans booing the national anthem, like like the Canadian

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fans are doing. Two Americans sad, sad. If they were

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booing her, I'm that's sad. You don't do that. You

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don't do that. That's somebody trying to honor their country. Granted,

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if you're trying to honor your country, you don't take liberties.

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I take that back. It was it was worth it.

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The game itself was great, it was fun. Obviously, the

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United States lost in overtime. Matthew's missing three times. We've

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already covered that. There was no scraps. Didn't expect any scraps.

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I thought maybe maybe we would get one out of them.

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Possibly that was just hopeful, hopeful, wishful thinking. But uh,

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we didn't get that. We just got a great fucking

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hockey game that went to overtime and unfortunately Canada won.

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And I know that. Oh dude, Izzy, you're from fucking Minnesota.

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That's basically South Canada. Hey man, Uh, it was an exhibition,

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round robin fucking tournament, but we grasped onto it because

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it was really good fucking hockey. It was good, hard hitting,

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fucking hockey. That's how the game should be fucking played.

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And the United States lost, but it is what it is.

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Let's move on to more disappointing things, actually not disappointing.

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On Friday night, I went to see Firehouse here in Vegas.

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Got to see the Boys. Sounded phenomenal as always. It

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was Valentine's Day with my buddy Wolf thankfully with the

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name of the day. His name was not Bear, because

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that could have been weird and awkward. Every time Firehouse

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comes through, me and Wolf go to the show just

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happened to be on Valentine's Day. We don't swing that way,

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as you know, not that there's anything wrong with that,

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but the show was phenomenal. Got to hang out with

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the guys afterwards, went up for beers. Ran into somebody

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from the cruise mark from fucking Boston randomly was there,

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and he went out and fucking partied with us. That

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was a good time. And then I got really fucked

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up and ruined the next day for me, and uh,

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that'll tend to happen in your older age. A hangover

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will knock you out for at least a day. At

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least be said, it is what it is. I reap

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my mistakes, I own them, and I enjoy them while

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I'm doing them. I think it was that night, Yeah,

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it was that night because I was fucked up. My

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good friend Lorraine Lewis has an OnlyFans page and I

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was drunk, so I figured, God, damn it, you're never

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gonna see him in real life. Fuck it? Why not,

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and it was free for Valentine's Day weekend, so I

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went on. I signed up under an alias because I

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thought it might be weird. But it's too late now

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because I'm already telling you guys about it. And if

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you're a fan of Lorraine, I highly suggest you go

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subscribe to her OnlyFans page. She is a beautiful, beautiful,

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beautiful woman with great great, great great great knockers. Now,

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you don't see anything if you don't pay, and that

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is where I could see that being a very large

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problem for me, at least with gambling. There's a chance

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you're gonna get something back only fans. You're spending the

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money to see the titties. That's all right, cool now

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I saw the titties. Fuck, I just spent the money. Now,

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Like I said, if you are not familiar on how

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OnlyFans works, if you are not paying, you're not seeing shit.

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So I'm looking at her page. I'm looking at all

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the beautiful pictures of her, and uh, there was one

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that had had a little link said it little description,

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Send me five bucks and I'll show you something special.

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So I'm like, fuck it, she's here to make money.

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I will contribute, so I sent the five dollars and

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I got a picture in returned, not knowing it's me.

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A very beautiful picture, very beautiful picture, and of course

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there was no titty. I mean, there was a very

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revealing outfit like a Valentine's Day nightie thing that I'm

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not going to show you because there's a copy right now.

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Plus we're not on video anyways, but I wouldn't do

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that because that would be wrong. Very sexy photo, and

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I'm like, yeah, I could see how this could be

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a very very very lucrative thing for gals. And miss Lewis,

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the beautiful and talented Lorraine Lewis, who has been on

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this show by the way, and we talked about it

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when he titties fell out during the waiting for the

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Big One video. That was a fun conversation. So yeah,

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I could see how you guys could spend a lot

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of money on there, a lot of money and thankfully

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I do not have that disposable income for that. But Lorraine,

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if you hear this, I'm sure you won't. Great job, phenomenal, beautiful,

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stunning photographs. I'm glad I sent the five dollars to

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enjoy them. Made my night rather enjoyed them a lot,

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and I'm sure it's gonna be weird next time I

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saw you. Next time I see you, I'm sure i'll

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get a text. And I hope you got to chuck

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a lot of this because, hey man, I'm just being honest.

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I'm just an old, lonely man who wanted to see

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those titties and contribute to the fund. It is what

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it is, all right. I am going to finish my

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goddamn beer ah and I'm gonna hit the utro music.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: I'm probably Saturday night because I have Gilby Clark tomorrow night,

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and uh then I have to start writing comedy and

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I have to start learning guitar songs for the Monsters

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of Rock Cruise. Until then, I'm Mizzy Presley. Has been

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