Speaker 1: Well, hey, sugar, and should I just stand here? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know how these things go. Well yeah, now, well,
Speaker 1: I mean they were really sweet when they captured me. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean like they used a tranquilizer because they didn't
Speaker 1: know what I would do, and well they did tae
Speaker 1: my hands by my back. But like one of the
Speaker 1: guys when I was coming to he was like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't know what she is or what kind of
Speaker 1: power she has. Maybe we shouldn't piss her off. And
Speaker 1: I started galing and I told him. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's probably the smartest thing that I've ever heard of.
Speaker 1: It someone say when they realized that this wasn't a costume. Well, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's why I was in Las Vegas because a lot
Speaker 1: of people tend to think that, you know, the Luens
Speaker 1: were a costume in the scales or it costume or
Speaker 1: a really cute shirt, and they don't ask a lot
Speaker 1: of questions, so I can kind of get away with stuff. Well, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I can't hold a traditional job in this. Oh well yeah, no,
Speaker 1: oh okay, that that does make sense, I guess. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: those are those are gills that you're looking right behind
Speaker 1: ears and helps me breathe underwater. Well yeah sometimes, Well, no,
Speaker 1: I know, I have feathers, and that's for flying in
Speaker 1: the air. Well, I mean, I don't go into water
Speaker 1: a ton, but like sometimes when you want to like
Speaker 1: catch a fish that comes up to the it helps. No,
Speaker 1: you got you don't have Oh well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know a lot about humans. I have always
Speaker 1: been scared of them doing too much attention on me
Speaker 1: in case they recognize something. Yeah, all right, well yes,
Speaker 1: these scales. Yeah, they basically they take over my chests
Speaker 1: and my upper arms and they go around my back.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm nope, little human tummy yep. Yeah, no, Well
Speaker 1: that's why I'm wearing jeans, because it helps to keep
Speaker 1: covered up, well covered up my lady parts. That well,
Speaker 1: from what I heard and what I've seen, they look
Speaker 1: like normal human lady parts. If you I mean, if
Speaker 1: we have to for signs, no, absolutely, you're you're right, Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, they just gotta unzip them there we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well yeah, no, they're they're Victoria's secret. Well yeah, and
Speaker 1: I can I can still shop. I mean, they're not
Speaker 1: gonna kick me out of them just because I have
Speaker 1: some wings. On. Sometimes they'll ask me if I can
Speaker 1: take them off, and I'm just like, oh, costume, and
Speaker 1: you know, it takes. They're they're wedged in there pretty well.
Speaker 1: They're pretty nice about it. Oh my voice, that's a
Speaker 1: little strained. I was screaming, you know. When I found
Speaker 1: I was in the back of a van, and a
Speaker 1: hundred percent sure is before I started giggling. When I
Speaker 1: realized that they were just as scared of me as
Speaker 1: I was at them. Figured if I gave them less trouble,
Speaker 1: they'd give me less trouble. Okay, oh, yes, let's back
Speaker 1: to the science of it all. Yes, those right there,
Speaker 1: they're kind of like intented things. Those in my hair,
Speaker 1: Yeah they look yeah, you could say they look like
Speaker 1: kind of like some sort of fish part or something
Speaker 1: like that. Can I ask what all this is for? Well, no,
Speaker 1: it's as I told your colleague over there, I have
Speaker 1: no idea what I am. Well, yeah, no, there was
Speaker 1: a lovely couple that raised me out in the middle
Speaker 1: of the Philippines. They were really sweet and they said
Speaker 1: that they had found me and well, yeah, the Philippines
Speaker 1: out in the islands and everything. Well, no, they weren't
Speaker 1: Filipino at all. They took me out there because they
Speaker 1: thought that'd have a lot of privacy in order to
Speaker 1: raise me. But they were Southern. Yeah, they were from
Speaker 1: they were from Texas. I'm sorry about that. My phone
Speaker 1: just my phone goes off from time to time. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I've got to be able to call my family.
Speaker 1: Want my family from Texas? Oh no, they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't want. They wouldn't want to be in contact with
Speaker 1: you or anything like that. They're kind, they're kind of
Speaker 1: secretive folk like that. That's why they ran off to
Speaker 1: the Philippines for a bit, found a nice, private, secluded place.
Speaker 1: And when I got old enough to be able to
Speaker 1: walk and talk and everything, we moved back to Texas
Speaker 1: and we lived on their farm. And anytime someone would
Speaker 1: come around, I just make sure to tuck my wings
Speaker 1: back like this, and they'd tell them it was a hunchback.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate, but it had to be done. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I always kept my hair nice and long so I
Speaker 1: can cover up these little for the bits there. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't get to know too much about humans because well,
Speaker 1: quite frankly, my parents said that growing up, going through school,
Speaker 1: they didn't learn a lot about the anatomy or science
Speaker 1: or anything like that, something about that's for parents to
Speaker 1: teach them while their parents decided not to teach them
Speaker 1: that stuff. So this is this is this is what
Speaker 1: I've got. Okay, So yeah, Nope, not as proficient as
Speaker 1: swimming as I could be. But I can breathe a
Speaker 1: little bit into water as telling you about the gills.
Speaker 1: Not as proficient. And it's flying like I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: I'm like a bird of prayer, like a falcon, or
Speaker 1: like an eagle or or you know, a hawk or
Speaker 1: anything like that. M m no. I can do just
Speaker 1: a little bit of flying around here and there. I
Speaker 1: can glide down to things pretty easily. I can carry
Speaker 1: my own body weight, but I'm not super fast, too
Speaker 1: big for all of that. M oh yeah. The scales
Speaker 1: like you're feeling, they're not soft. They're pretty hard. But
Speaker 1: when they're pretty strong, I can't imagine when they'd before Well,
Speaker 1: don't harpies. They don't have arms like you know, they
Speaker 1: have wings, and their wings are bigger than mine. I
Speaker 1: would feel like they'd be way better at agile flyine
Speaker 1: than I ever could be. Mm hmm, well, I don't
Speaker 1: know any I mean, I can sing a little bit,
Speaker 1: but I've never like made someone want to do something
Speaker 1: for me just because I sang. I don't know. Well,
Speaker 1: you're putting me a little bit on the spot, now,
Speaker 1: aren't you. I don't know, pick a song. Okay, You're
Speaker 1: gonna have to pick another song. I mean J Pop's
Speaker 1: preaty freaking awesome. But I don't know if I know
Speaker 1: all the lyrics. My voice is feeling pretty scratchy, you know,
Speaker 1: not sound pretty terrible.
Speaker 2: All I needs a love in a life. All I
Speaker 2: needs a lettle love in the talk, a little lot
Speaker 2: of hoube in my kickside me. I'm my broken hut. See,
Speaker 2: do you want to do anything for me?
Speaker 1: There? Yeah, I wouldn't say a siren, not at all. Okay,
Speaker 1: chimera all right, potentially, but that doesn't seem right either. Again,
Speaker 1: I don't know exactly where I'm from or exactly what
Speaker 1: has feathers and what has Well, that's actually something that
Speaker 1: my parents said they saw happen. They saw a big
Speaker 1: ball in the sky that was yellow and orange and red,
Speaker 1: and it burst and it fell to the ground. And
Speaker 1: when they've ran to where it had been, they found me. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't be a phoenix. I would think that phoenixes
Speaker 1: would have a lot more less they would have less color.
Speaker 1: I think they would be less colorful. And I don't
Speaker 1: know about the scales or the gills. Unless I'm an
Speaker 1: evolved form of phoenix, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: what in the evolutionary ways I am. Well, it's a
Speaker 1: little bit frustrating. I'm not gonna lie. You know, everybody
Speaker 1: wants a family, everybody wants to know where they come from. No,
Speaker 1: you've been lovely. You're a wonderful scientist. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you you've treated me with so much kindness. You don't
Speaker 1: treat me like the others. They treat me like I'm
Speaker 1: a monster of women. I heard them. You just sat
Speaker 1: right down, look me in the eyes. If I was
Speaker 1: just anything else. You're asking me reasonable questions. No, I
Speaker 1: can't imagine that you ever ever, in your part time
Speaker 1: cartoon life, had someone tell you you're a monster. Really, how
Speaker 1: did you ever? No one could ever say that you're different.
Speaker 1: You seem just as normal as anybody else. Really, Well,
Speaker 1: they're stupid. You don't have scales, you don't have girls,
Speaker 1: you don't have frilly bits in your hair, strange feathers, no,
Speaker 1: feel free. No, I saw you staring at it. You
Speaker 1: may as well go ahead and go take a feather.
Speaker 1: It's our you know it. Here, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, I know it hurts to take one out,
Speaker 1: but you can have it, analyze it, do whatever you
Speaker 1: want if you need some from some different spots. Understand
Speaker 1: it to No, you're different. I caught that you looked
Speaker 1: away whenever I was taking the pants off and everything.
Speaker 1: It was your natural instinct to be respectful. And well,
Speaker 1: where I come from, people don't tend to be very respectful.
Speaker 1: I have anything that has to do with me. I'm just
Speaker 1: a freak after all. Right, Okay, well, I guess it's
Speaker 1: time to let you go and do your reports or
Speaker 1: whatever it is that you sigentists do. If you get
Speaker 1: any answers, will you be able to share them with me.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I appreciate a lot. Well, thank you,
Speaker 1: hey guys in Alexander here, Thank you guys. We hit
Speaker 1: ten K. I have a special video coming out that's
Speaker 1: kind of looks back on the journey to ten K.
Speaker 1: It's been jeesus, it's been about four months with two
Speaker 1: weeks in which I took completely off, which is just insane.
Speaker 1: I can't thank you guys enough. I still don't think
Speaker 1: I am all that deservant of it, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: to accept it. And Jesus, we're already at like another
Speaker 1: two hundred as of this recording. My voice is shot.
Speaker 1: So if you want like raspy Zeena voice for like
Speaker 1: the next week, this is the time to order a custom.
Speaker 1: Expect a lot of smoker videos, a lot of I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm thinking Naga videos. Why do I think
Speaker 1: they have more of a smoky or rasper voice. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Possibly some harpy videos. Just anything that has
Speaker 1: a raspier voice to it, or comforted any when I'm
Speaker 1: sick videos. Yeah, I can't thank you guys enough. And
Speaker 1: I want to do a special shout out to dream
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Speaker 1: you to everyone, Mike, Mike, Sarahtops or I don't know,
Speaker 1: Mica Sarahtops in Discord is new. I want to say
Speaker 1: hello to you. There's so many more people like we
Speaker 1: are over eight hundred people in our Discord server, which
Speaker 1: is insane. It means a lot, which will also be
Speaker 1: in the description box below, though Discord did change it
Speaker 1: where forever posts or forever links are no longer working.
Speaker 1: I think unless you're a community and I don't thank you,
Speaker 1: you think you have to be eighteen and you can't
Speaker 1: have an eighteen plus community. I don't know. We'll figure
Speaker 1: that out. I love you guys so much. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: my voice is giving away. Otherwise i'd do a more
Speaker 1: proper thank you. I'll talk to you guys soon. Bye,