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Speaker 1: But right now it's time for this.
Speaker 2: This thing's big. Today's April Fool's Day.
Speaker 3: And I've long believed that April fools Day is a
Speaker 3: day for people who aren't naturally funny.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? I mean it's they have to
Speaker 2: resort to cheap tricks.
Speaker 4: Huh, No, you meaning it's a it's a gimmick. It's
Speaker 4: like some people can just jump bikes without a ramp.
Speaker 4: You're saying this is a ramp.
Speaker 2: Well, I like that.
Speaker 3: It's it's a for people that have to telegraph what
Speaker 3: they're doing, and it's like, well, you don't like Sometimes
Speaker 3: comedy is best when it's uh, you don't see it coming.
Speaker 4: Now, are you saying this from a comedy mountaintop looking
Speaker 4: down at everyone?
Speaker 2: I think I am.
Speaker 3: I think after the month that I've strown together, which
Speaker 3: we will dive into tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Is there a g on the end of that? You
Speaker 2: say strong? I think strone works too together.
Speaker 3: But my point is April Fool's Day is cheap. I
Speaker 3: think if someone's in your office trying to pull off
Speaker 3: an April Fool's.
Speaker 2: Day prank, yeah, they're a cheap slut. And maybe when you're.
Speaker 3: A kid, it's good, but when you grow up a
Speaker 3: little bit, you know to see it coming.
Speaker 2: Is it funny to trip someone? It's funny to trip
Speaker 2: someone not on aprilfuls an elderly person, Yeah, depends if
Speaker 2: they were mouthing off or.
Speaker 4: Not, okay, mouthing off, just running their head.
Speaker 3: Called me a slur, Yeah, an actual slur they referred
Speaker 3: to he was slur.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, slur, hey slur to mean?
Speaker 5: What that mean?
Speaker 3: And now I get defensive? Why was I defensive because
Speaker 3: I was said slur? Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, incorrect?
Speaker 3: Tiger Woods. Who can we all agree has he's like
Speaker 3: Benjamin Button. I think Tiger Woods was so great when
Speaker 3: he was young and now he's old and he's just
Speaker 3: he just never had a real childhood. We know the
Speaker 3: stories of him walking in on his dad and his
Speaker 3: dad's buddy just going to town in an RV with
Speaker 3: three or four strange women, like there's Tiger didn't have
Speaker 3: a chance.
Speaker 2: Now you get back out on the driving range.
Speaker 3: Is Gabriel. He is, let the boy watch. That's what
Speaker 3: happens when the boy gets to watch.
Speaker 1: His dad handed him a golf club, a cigar, a
Speaker 1: shot of booze, and a condom when he was six
Speaker 1: and said go live, rather.
Speaker 2: Than saying get back out on the pudding green. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the idea is.
Speaker 1: That he lived to sheltered childhood because all he was
Speaker 1: doing was playing golf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a machine, a robot.
Speaker 3: But combined with the fact that his dad was carousing
Speaker 3: in an RV at golf courses when they'd go play golf,
Speaker 3: Tiger's supposed to be practicing, and then Tiger walked into
Speaker 3: the RV.
Speaker 4: Okay, really part of there's audio, Really it should be
Speaker 4: kind of tipping our caps to earle that he was
Speaker 4: able to build that golf prodigy while he was also
Speaker 4: banging everything.
Speaker 2: It is crazy getting hammered.
Speaker 3: Other tiger's mom who dad a couple weeks ago, should
Speaker 3: get a little credit to ben.
Speaker 2: I didn't know she had passed. I thought she was
Speaker 2: a stay at home mom. No she well she might
Speaker 2: have been. No, she probably worked for a little bit. No,
Speaker 2: she was a stay at home mom. And his dad
Speaker 2: was to stay in the RV kind.
Speaker 3: Of guyah until till he won the Masters in ninety seven,
Speaker 3: and then she could quit. Okay, So he tours Achilles
Speaker 3: a couple weeks ago, A ruptured Achilles a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago. Here's what he tweeted it itay, I can't
Speaker 3: believe I'm saying this, But a few weeks after rupturing
Speaker 3: my left achilles, the sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber, plus
Speaker 3: the explosive lifts, my doctors and trainers have me ready
Speaker 3: to play the Masters next week.
Speaker 2: Can't wait.
Speaker 3: See all on the course. That is seven three am.
Speaker 3: He comes back six minutes later.
Speaker 2: PS.
Speaker 1: April fools. My Achilles is still a mess. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I think the premise is dumb. I think the tweet
Speaker 1: is good. The second one.
Speaker 2: Saying that your achilles is a mess is pretty good.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Do you know what just feels like when you were
Speaker 1: saying that, you think it's cheap or whatever. It definitely
Speaker 1: feels like something Michael Scott would do. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: an April Fool's prank. Yeah, and then it's just like
Speaker 1: so stupid, Like no one read that and thought he
Speaker 1: was going to play in the Masters. Oh you want
Speaker 1: to bet? Okay, only dumb people read that. Only dumb
Speaker 1: people read that and thought he was going to play
Speaker 1: in the Masters. And then Michael Scott goes, gotcha.
Speaker 2: You know, it's exactly that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it smells like ap dog in here exactly got him.
Speaker 2: Who is cornier out of him or Russe Wilson.
Speaker 3: Russell's cornier, But Tiger gets a little bit of credit
Speaker 3: because Tiger, for whatever reason, not only his dominance that
Speaker 3: does count in this. Like Russell never dominated, he was
Speaker 3: just really good his dominance plus the sexcapades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but look what Russell Wilson snagged. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: sure sloppy seconds. Yeah, she was just looking for something stable.
Speaker 2: He is.
Speaker 1: He's also it's the difference in the two is exacerbated
Speaker 1: by the massive height difference. Russell Wilson is at best
Speaker 1: five to six. Yeah, man, we had a so he
Speaker 1: was when he was drafted by the Rangers. There was
Speaker 1: a whole mav game where they put him down on
Speaker 1: the front row and they wanted me to go interview
Speaker 1: him or whatever. And I went up and I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't I wouldn't push you, but I
Speaker 1: mean he was such a knob and just so like
Speaker 1: in his own head and like looking around and freaking out.
Speaker 1: I was just like, Hey, I don't really want to
Speaker 1: talk to you, honestly, Let's just move on.
Speaker 2: He's just he definitely gives off a whole monitor vibe.
Speaker 2: You know, let's try it.
Speaker 1: He wants to check everyone's tall pass and make sure
Speaker 1: they're supposed to be where they're being.
Speaker 3: So I've got some companies here who have tried some
Speaker 3: April fools, Hail Mary's, over the and some of these
Speaker 3: you may remember.
Speaker 2: Here's something that didn't go very well. Uh Hooters again.
Speaker 3: Okay, since the last time we talked about them, has
Speaker 3: filed for bankruptcy.
Speaker 2: Really overnight news hit, like after we did our segment yesterday. Wow,
Speaker 2: in two thousand and one, Hooters.
Speaker 3: Hooters in Florida held a win a Toyota contest for
Speaker 3: one hard working waitress.
Speaker 2: All right, so the waitresses all sign up.
Speaker 3: The winner was blindfolded, led to a parking lot that
Speaker 3: camer prize, where she received one toy Yoda from Star Wars.
Speaker 3: Genius sued them and actually got a settlement that allowed
Speaker 3: her to buy a car.
Speaker 5: What what did she see him for?
Speaker 3: Well, if the rules say, if the official rules say Toyota,
Speaker 3: then it can't be a Toyota. It can't be a
Speaker 3: play on words in official contesting rules.
Speaker 2: Right, How did they have her dressed when they blindfolded her?
Speaker 2: How do you think it was bikini nine?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: In twenty eighteen, Elon muskinounced that Tesla had gone completely
Speaker 3: and totally bankrupt, and it caused a big dip in
Speaker 3: the company's stock price. You know, and then he does
Speaker 3: the April fools man and they end up fine.
Speaker 1: But I totally see his sense of humor being April
Speaker 1: fool style.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now here's something that actually, you know, you guys can
Speaker 3: can judge on your own.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 3: There was an audio company, They're called Mastering Dynamic, and
Speaker 3: they had these new headphones that they were launching called
Speaker 3: Concrete over ear headphones, selling them for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: So concrete, and people like, where can I go buy these?
Speaker 2: Because you go?
Speaker 3: They go through the whole thing. Let's put it up
Speaker 3: on the website. It's not real, clearly.
Speaker 2: But it's what they tried for.
Speaker 1: They're suggesting the headphones were made of concrete. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that was their bit.
Speaker 3: Dude, Audio companies level of humor's a little different than
Speaker 3: other people's.
Speaker 2: Clearly, they're all engineers.
Speaker 3: Twenty seventeen, Coke on April Fools decided that they would
Speaker 3: put out there they're announcing a new variety coke call
Speaker 3: that has a small shot of helium in it and
Speaker 3: take a drink your voice.
Speaker 2: All right, that's actually pretty good. I love it and
Speaker 2: would be in oh yeah, it'd be amazing.
Speaker 4: But that's a good that's a good way to get
Speaker 4: everyone talking about your product.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's solid. That's good work.
Speaker 3: That's using April Fools to your advantage. So really you're
Speaker 3: just hitting someone in the nuts. Really, April Fool's Day
Speaker 3: is just hey tell a lie day. Yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not even It's just here's a dumb lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I guess, so have fun everybody, but you
Speaker 1: believe it, and they're like, oh, oh it's April first.
Speaker 2: Dang it.
Speaker 3: Like I just don't know that we need to have
Speaker 3: our guard up anymore than we already do as a society.
Speaker 2: And then he just doubles on this day because I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm at the point where I don't believe a
Speaker 1: single thing I see on social media, so I don't
Speaker 1: know every single day.
Speaker 5: My sister real quick, she got prank today because she
Speaker 5: was told they were brownies today. She's a teacher, right
Speaker 5: teacher coach, so she was all excited for brownies. And
Speaker 5: then she went to her classroom and there's a giant
Speaker 5: brown e sitting on her desk.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Michael Scott.
Speaker 5: What's even better is she sent a picture to our
Speaker 5: family group text or my mom goes, wait, what's the
Speaker 5: E for?
Speaker 2: Coffee?
Speaker 3: Mate? Tried this too, They're like, okay, here it comes
Speaker 3: the perfect way to transform your everyday cup. Here's some
Speaker 3: coffee mate creamer. It's coffee flavored.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not that strong. Fail. Yeah, I don't even.
Speaker 1: Know what anything means.
Speaker 2: Some of these though, could happen.
Speaker 3: Pet Co in twenty seventeen announced that they've got the
Speaker 3: Doodoo Drone nine thousand. It's a battery powered drone that
Speaker 3: scoops up after your dog and honestly that needs to
Speaker 3: be real. Yeah, like I one hundred bucks, I don't
Speaker 3: have to clean up the dog crap anymore.
Speaker 2: The drone will just go get it.
Speaker 4: Did you see a drone the other day that they
Speaker 4: were testing delivery and it was delivering something that was
Speaker 4: somewhat heavy and it dropped.
Speaker 2: It through the windshield of a car. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 2: it was a parked car.
Speaker 4: Somebody had just loaded their toddler in the back, walking
Speaker 4: around to get in on the front, and like a
Speaker 4: microwave oven dropped through the windshield. That's like that classic
Speaker 4: April Fool's prank where you shove someone down an elevator
Speaker 4: shaft in a great bit.
Speaker 3: Man, what I'm saying it reminds you back in the
Speaker 3: day at the fan. I feel like, at any given
Speaker 3: time somebody worked with might ball tap you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy is just a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of sports guys hanging out and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: I don't need.
Speaker 2: Door a cup of work. Ashley Shaeffer, BMW. That's what
Speaker 2: they do. That's what we do around here. How we
Speaker 2: do it around here. Hulu did a thing in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: They changed their streaming service to who Hu, making a
Speaker 3: joke on attention spans, and then if you tried to
Speaker 3: watch a show, it only show the first eight seconds
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 2: Well, that part's of the wage. That parts really you
Speaker 2: should never do that.
Speaker 4: But getting in the headlines, making people think and talking
Speaker 4: about your brand, that's good the first part show.
Speaker 2: That's what I forgot about Netflix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Burger King did whopper flavored toothpaste.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. What don't we doing? I think
Speaker 2: we should end the segment. Yep, Well, in that case,
Speaker 2: that would end today's show.
Speaker 1: I'll never forget the time Kevin looked the people at
Speaker 1: Hulu dead in their eye and he said to him,
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 3: Like some good local New Year's Eve coverage like we
Speaker 3: used to have in the past.
Speaker 2: We used to own the New Year in this town.
Speaker 1: And that's why Hulu's got a big local New Year's
Speaker 1: presentation planned for this year. All Right, Christine is gonna
Speaker 1: stick around and play some.
Speaker 2: Music right here on the Eagle. There you going well,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get my sack back, dude, all right,