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<v Speaker 1>It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point

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<v Speaker 1>one The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget tomorrow We'll be giving away even more Aussi's

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<v Speaker 2>We always got the hookup for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. This segment right here is brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>Rollertown beer Works, which is the brewery that Ben and

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<v Speaker 1>I are partners in up there in Salona, Texas. We

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<v Speaker 1>love it when you can come up and visit us

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<v Speaker 1>at the brewery, but we are out and about all

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<v Speaker 1>over when it comes to our beer. You can find

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<v Speaker 1>our beer on tap at places like what about downtown

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<v Speaker 1>prosper where it's not only at the Gen, it's at

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<v Speaker 1>the tavern for example. What about when we go to

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<v Speaker 1>the American Airline Center and you can get the big

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<v Speaker 1>German when you go to concerts or MAVs games or

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<v Speaker 1>Stars games, and there's places around the American Airline Center

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<v Speaker 1>like chop Shop or like Hero for example. What about

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<v Speaker 1>places that have been down with us from the jump,

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<v Speaker 1>like Kanye Rosso and Pluckers, Or what about the different

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<v Speaker 1>truck yards, all the different truckyards, the one an Alliance,

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<v Speaker 1>the one at the Colony, the one in Dallas, they

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<v Speaker 1>all carry Rollertown Beer Works. So when you go to

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite place, like a fortunate son or a good friend,

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<v Speaker 1>by all means, order Rollertown beer if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>support us. And if you go to your favorite bar

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant and they don't have it, say hey, check in

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<v Speaker 1>with your Benny Keith rap and get some of that

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<v Speaker 1>roller Town on tap. Plus go to places like tom

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<v Speaker 1>Thumb or in every Tom Thumb in the in North

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<v Speaker 1>Texas region. Now agb total wine and more liquor depot,

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<v Speaker 1>on and on again, ask your favorite place it sells

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<v Speaker 1>liquor and spirits and beer to carry Rollertown Beer Works.

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<v Speaker 1>But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>This thing's big. Today's April Fool's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've long believed that April fools Day is a

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<v Speaker 3>day for people who aren't naturally funny.

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<v Speaker 2>What does that mean? I mean it's they have to

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<v Speaker 2>resort to cheap tricks.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh, No, you meaning it's a it's a gimmick. It's

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<v Speaker 4>like some people can just jump bikes without a ramp.

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<v Speaker 4>You're saying this is a ramp.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's a for people that have to telegraph what

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<v Speaker 3>they're doing, and it's like, well, you don't like Sometimes

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<v Speaker 3>comedy is best when it's uh, you don't see it coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, are you saying this from a comedy mountaintop looking

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<v Speaker 4>down at everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I am.

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<v Speaker 3>I think after the month that I've strown together, which

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<v Speaker 3>we will dive into tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a g on the end of that? You

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<v Speaker 2>say strong? I think strone works too together.

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<v Speaker 3>But my point is April Fool's Day is cheap. I

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<v Speaker 3>think if someone's in your office trying to pull off

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<v Speaker 3>an April Fool's.

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<v Speaker 2>Day prank, yeah, they're a cheap slut. And maybe when you're.

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<v Speaker 3>A kid, it's good, but when you grow up a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit, you know to see it coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it funny to trip someone? It's funny to trip

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<v Speaker 2>someone not on aprilfuls an elderly person, Yeah, depends if

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<v Speaker 2>they were mouthing off or.

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<v Speaker 4>Not, okay, mouthing off, just running their head.

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<v Speaker 3>Called me a slur, Yeah, an actual slur they referred

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<v Speaker 3>to he was slur.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hey, slur, hey slur to mean?

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<v Speaker 5>What that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>And now I get defensive? Why was I defensive because

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<v Speaker 3>I was said slur? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, incorrect?

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<v Speaker 3>Tiger Woods. Who can we all agree has he's like

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<v Speaker 3>Benjamin Button. I think Tiger Woods was so great when

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<v Speaker 3>he was young and now he's old and he's just

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<v Speaker 3>he just never had a real childhood. We know the

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<v Speaker 3>stories of him walking in on his dad and his

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<v Speaker 3>dad's buddy just going to town in an RV with

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<v Speaker 3>three or four strange women, like there's Tiger didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>a chance.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you get back out on the driving range.

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<v Speaker 3>Is Gabriel. He is, let the boy watch. That's what

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<v Speaker 3>happens when the boy gets to watch.

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<v Speaker 1>His dad handed him a golf club, a cigar, a

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<v Speaker 1>shot of booze, and a condom when he was six

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<v Speaker 1>and said go live, rather.

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<v Speaker 2>Than saying get back out on the pudding green. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So the idea is.

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<v Speaker 1>That he lived to sheltered childhood because all he was

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<v Speaker 1>doing was playing golf.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a machine, a robot.

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<v Speaker 3>But combined with the fact that his dad was carousing

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<v Speaker 3>in an RV at golf courses when they'd go play golf,

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<v Speaker 3>Tiger's supposed to be practicing, and then Tiger walked into

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<v Speaker 3>the RV.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, really part of there's audio, Really it should be

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<v Speaker 4>kind of tipping our caps to earle that he was

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<v Speaker 4>able to build that golf prodigy while he was also

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<v Speaker 4>banging everything.

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<v Speaker 2>It is crazy getting hammered.

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<v Speaker 3>Other tiger's mom who dad a couple weeks ago, should

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<v Speaker 3>get a little credit to ben.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know she had passed. I thought she was

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<v Speaker 2>a stay at home mom. No she well she might

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<v Speaker 2>have been. No, she probably worked for a little bit. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she was a stay at home mom. And his dad

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<v Speaker 2>was to stay in the RV kind.

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<v Speaker 3>Of guyah until till he won the Masters in ninety seven,

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<v Speaker 3>and then she could quit. Okay, So he tours Achilles

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<v Speaker 3>a couple weeks ago, A ruptured Achilles a couple of

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<v Speaker 3>weeks ago. Here's what he tweeted it itay, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>believe I'm saying this, But a few weeks after rupturing

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<v Speaker 3>my left achilles, the sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber, plus

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<v Speaker 3>the explosive lifts, my doctors and trainers have me ready

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<v Speaker 3>to play the Masters next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't wait.

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<v Speaker 3>See all on the course. That is seven three am.

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<v Speaker 3>He comes back six minutes later.

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<v Speaker 2>PS.

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<v Speaker 1>April fools. My Achilles is still a mess. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think the premise is dumb. I think the tweet

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<v Speaker 1>is good. The second one.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying that your achilles is a mess is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what just feels like when you were

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<v Speaker 1>saying that, you think it's cheap or whatever. It definitely

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<v Speaker 1>feels like something Michael Scott would do. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>an April Fool's prank. Yeah, and then it's just like

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<v Speaker 1>so stupid, Like no one read that and thought he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to play in the Masters. Oh you want

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<v Speaker 1>to bet? Okay, only dumb people read that. Only dumb

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<v Speaker 1>people read that and thought he was going to play

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<v Speaker 1>in the Masters. And then Michael Scott goes, gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's exactly that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it smells like ap dog in here exactly got him.

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<v Speaker 2>Who is cornier out of him or Russe Wilson.

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<v Speaker 3>Russell's cornier, But Tiger gets a little bit of credit

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<v Speaker 3>because Tiger, for whatever reason, not only his dominance that

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<v Speaker 3>does count in this. Like Russell never dominated, he was

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<v Speaker 3>just really good his dominance plus the sexcapades.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but look what Russell Wilson snagged. Yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 1>sure sloppy seconds. Yeah, she was just looking for something stable.

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<v Speaker 2>He is.

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<v Speaker 1>He's also it's the difference in the two is exacerbated

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<v Speaker 1>by the massive height difference. Russell Wilson is at best

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<v Speaker 1>five to six. Yeah, man, we had a so he

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<v Speaker 1>was when he was drafted by the Rangers. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a whole mav game where they put him down on

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<v Speaker 1>the front row and they wanted me to go interview

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<v Speaker 1>him or whatever. And I went up and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I didn't I wouldn't push you, but I

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<v Speaker 1>mean he was such a knob and just so like

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<v Speaker 1>in his own head and like looking around and freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just like, Hey, I don't really want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you, honestly, Let's just move on.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just he definitely gives off a whole monitor vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, let's try it.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to check everyone's tall pass and make sure

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<v Speaker 1>they're supposed to be where they're being.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've got some companies here who have tried some

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<v Speaker 3>April fools, Hail Mary's, over the and some of these

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<v Speaker 3>you may remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's something that didn't go very well. Uh Hooters again.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, since the last time we talked about them, has

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<v Speaker 3>filed for bankruptcy.

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<v Speaker 2>Really overnight news hit, like after we did our segment yesterday. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and one, Hooters.

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<v Speaker 3>Hooters in Florida held a win a Toyota contest for

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<v Speaker 3>one hard working waitress.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so the waitresses all sign up.

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<v Speaker 3>The winner was blindfolded, led to a parking lot that

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<v Speaker 3>camer prize, where she received one toy Yoda from Star Wars.

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<v Speaker 3>Genius sued them and actually got a settlement that allowed

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<v Speaker 3>her to buy a car.

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<v Speaker 5>What what did she see him for?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if the rules say, if the official rules say Toyota,

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<v Speaker 3>then it can't be a Toyota. It can't be a

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<v Speaker 3>play on words in official contesting rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, How did they have her dressed when they blindfolded her?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you think it was bikini nine?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>In twenty eighteen, Elon muskinounced that Tesla had gone completely

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<v Speaker 3>and totally bankrupt, and it caused a big dip in

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<v Speaker 3>the company's stock price. You know, and then he does

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<v Speaker 3>the April fools man and they end up fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But I totally see his sense of humor being April

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<v Speaker 1>fool style.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now here's something that actually, you know, you guys can

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<v Speaker 3>can judge on your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Here.

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<v Speaker 3>There was an audio company, They're called Mastering Dynamic, and

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<v Speaker 3>they had these new headphones that they were launching called

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<v Speaker 3>Concrete over ear headphones, selling them for four hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>So concrete, and people like, where can I go buy these?

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<v Speaker 2>Because you go?

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<v Speaker 3>They go through the whole thing. Let's put it up

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<v Speaker 3>on the website. It's not real, clearly.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's what they tried for.

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<v Speaker 1>They're suggesting the headphones were made of concrete. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was their bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, Audio companies level of humor's a little different than

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<v Speaker 3>other people's.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly, they're all engineers.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty seventeen, Coke on April Fools decided that they would

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<v Speaker 3>put out there they're announcing a new variety coke call

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<v Speaker 3>that has a small shot of helium in it and

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<v Speaker 3>take a drink your voice.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's actually pretty good. I love it and

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<v Speaker 2>would be in oh yeah, it'd be amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's a good that's a good way to get

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<v Speaker 4>everyone talking about your product.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's solid. That's good work.

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<v Speaker 3>That's using April Fools to your advantage. So really you're

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<v Speaker 3>just hitting someone in the nuts. Really, April Fool's Day

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<v Speaker 3>is just hey tell a lie day. Yeah, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>not even It's just here's a dumb lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I guess, so have fun everybody, but you

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<v Speaker 1>believe it, and they're like, oh, oh it's April first.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I just don't know that we need to have

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<v Speaker 2>And then he just doubles on this day because I

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm at the point where I don't believe a

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<v Speaker 1>single thing I see on social media, so I don't

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<v Speaker 5>My sister real quick, she got prank today because she

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<v Speaker 5>was told they were brownies today. She's a teacher, right

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's Michael Scott.

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<v Speaker 5>What's even better is she sent a picture to our

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<v Speaker 5>family group text or my mom goes, wait, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>Coffee?

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<v Speaker 3>Mate? Tried this too, They're like, okay, here it comes

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<v Speaker 3>the perfect way to transform your everyday cup. Here's some

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<v Speaker 3>coffee mate creamer. It's coffee flavored.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's not that strong. Fail. Yeah, I don't even.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what anything means.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of these though, could happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Pet Co in twenty seventeen announced that they've got the

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<v Speaker 3>Doodoo Drone nine thousand. It's a battery powered drone that

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<v Speaker 3>scoops up after your dog and honestly that needs to

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<v Speaker 3>be real. Yeah, like I one hundred bucks, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>The drone will just go get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you see a drone the other day that they

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<v Speaker 4>were testing delivery and it was delivering something that was

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<v Speaker 2>It through the windshield of a car. Oh yeah, that

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<v Speaker 2>it was a parked car.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody had just loaded their toddler in the back, walking

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<v Speaker 4>microwave oven dropped through the windshield. That's like that classic

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<v Speaker 4>April Fool's prank where you shove someone down an elevator

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<v Speaker 4>shaft in a great bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, what I'm saying it reminds you back in the

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<v Speaker 3>day at the fan. I feel like, at any given

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<v Speaker 3>time somebody worked with might ball tap you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this guy is just a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bunch of sports guys hanging out and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need.

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<v Speaker 2>Door a cup of work. Ashley Shaeffer, BMW. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>they do. That's what we do around here. How we

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<v Speaker 2>do it around here. Hulu did a thing in twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>They changed their streaming service to who Hu, making a

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<v Speaker 3>joke on attention spans, and then if you tried to

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<v Speaker 3>watch a show, it only show the first eight seconds

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that part's of the wage. That parts really you

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<v Speaker 2>should never do that.

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<v Speaker 4>But getting in the headlines, making people think and talking

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<v Speaker 4>about your brand, that's good the first part show.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I forgot about Netflix.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Burger King did whopper flavored toothpaste.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. What don't we doing? I think

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<v Speaker 2>we should end the segment. Yep, Well, in that case,

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<v Speaker 2>that would end today's show.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll never forget the time Kevin looked the people at

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<v Speaker 1>Hulu dead in their eye and he said to him,

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<v Speaker 1>I would.

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<v Speaker 3>Like some good local New Year's Eve coverage like we

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<v Speaker 3>used to have in the past.

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<v Speaker 2>We used to own the New Year in this town.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why Hulu's got a big local New Year's

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<v Speaker 1>presentation planned for this year. All Right, Christine is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stick around and play some.

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<v Speaker 2>Music right here on the Eagle. There you going well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna get my sack back, dude, all right,