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Speaker 2: Hold on, Johnny, you're not even in the intro.
Speaker 1: You say that every time. It's the same intro from
the beginning. I just haven't had time to add.
Speaker 2: I don't know why why I and Johnny Woodard. Yeah, okay,
you can't get into that to win it.
Speaker 1: That's funny every time you see the intro, which is rarely,
I guess, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't listen to my own podcast because I we're live,
We're in it, We're in it, welcome to it.
Speaker 1: Or I'm muted. Somebody's muted.
Speaker 2: I'm not cute. I can hear it.
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That's some that's some bullshit. That's some real bullshit man.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, here we are.
Speaker 1: The world has changed radically. I think since we last
had a broken salm. It's like we take a week off, we.
Speaker 2: Take a week off, and we live in another dimension.
Speaker 1: It just goes crazy, and I think we have to
talk about that, right, So, uh, I guess when we
left off, it was all everything everybody was talking about
was the protests, riots, whatever you.
Speaker 2: Want to call them. Now you remember those days.
Speaker 1: Near La, Yeah, which feels like a year ago now a.
Speaker 2: Thousand year dude, every week now is two years.
Speaker 1: It truly feels that way. Yeah, So since then, what
has happened?
Speaker 2: Let's try to think that makes me about a billion
years old.
Speaker 1: I feel that way sometimes.
Speaker 2: So since then, Johnny, did you move into an office
we work? Is that where you're living and we work?
Speaker 1: This is just my office space in the new place.
But I haven't. I'm I'm still not finished.
Speaker 2: Look at I mean boxes, Johnny, do you get your
own room to do your podcasting in? I do look, Oh,
Johnny up to the top to Dlux.
Speaker 3: Podcasting studio for since before what is what is that?
Speaker 1: Uh so? Yeah, so since we left Israel bombus shit
out of Iran. Yeah, Trump was negotiating peace with bombs. Google,
That's that's how it ended. But or the most recently,
but Trump was negotiating peace with Iran. And then the
day after he said that was like their last chance,
Iran just went Ham And then if I.
Speaker 2: Was Iran and Ran, I would go Ham too.
Speaker 1: And then Iran started throwing him back toward Israel. Seems
like they got some lumps in.
Speaker 2: Israel. It's like we didn't know they could do this.
Speaker 1: And most of the most of the people in our sphere,
I think, were like, please don't get involved, Donald Trump,
Please just don't help Israel. Don't get it. Just keep
stay out of it. Because the only thing left to
do really for Israel was to America, to draw America in.
Yeah bye. By getting us to you is those thirty
thousand pound bombs, which I everything I hear about those
makes me. Every time I hear about them, I'm like,
that's a sigh, that's fishy.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed the way.
Speaker 2: They're asking questions.
Speaker 1: But seriously, have you noticed how the way they talk
about these bunker busting bombs the only I mean.
Speaker 2: Bombs. So I'm surprised to not a restaurant called bunker
busting bobs. That's right, and you're gonna ship fire.
Speaker 1: And then you okay, So Trump is it seems pretty
against that. He's like, we're not for We're not gonna
do you know, We're not trying to get involved. We
just want peace. And then he it sounds like, based
on everything I've heard, got into some kind of meeting
with the Israeli delegation and came out of that with
a radically different outlook on this conflict. And yes, what
do you think? What do you think that was? Do
you think they told him they showed him good evidence
that they were trying to kill him? Good evidence faked?
Probably what do you there trying to kill?
Speaker 2: Who was trying to Trump?
Speaker 1: Like assassinate Trump? Because we know they told him that
it's real.
Speaker 2: He's a Zignes dude.
Speaker 1: Everybody behind the scenes, like Tulci Gabbard, he humiliated her
by saying he doesn't care what she thinks, when she
had just said that they were way away from uh
and apparently full He told her after that behind the scenes,
like hey, if you don't get on board with this,
you're out. And then the next day she was right
on board, like.
Speaker 2: I've been like goodbye. And then dude sets her up
perfect to run next, which I would actually see as
a play. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then okay, so then we hear the b fifty
twos have been moved to Missouri, and then like an
hour later, what to And then an hour later they've
dropped the bomb, the big ones on these run big
dunker bob nuclear development sites. They've dropped them and they're
already back in America. Uh. And then the next day
Trump just unleashes the most bizarre string of truths, that's
what we call them on truth Social. One one is
like just slabbering on the military, like the only military
in the world that could accomplish this feat, you know,
I mean, just going on and on, and then net
Yahoo comes out with a statement talking about how brave
Trump is, how brave the Americans are the only military
in the world that could do this stuff. Slobing on Trump.
I think that was more like a reach around then
a slob But then Trump tweets truths, congratulations, world, you
have peace now like that that was just just that
in all caps, and everybody's like, what is he talking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that becomes some nineteen eighty four wars peace.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And then he announces a a ceasefire where
Israel gets an extra twelve hours to drop bombs versus Well,
I mean, have you ever heard of a ceasefire where
one one side gets down?
Speaker 2: Honey, you're coming from a logical point of view. You're
trying to use logic in an ill logical situation. That's
your problem. You're applying logic.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, though, it seems at this point
to have worked. The Iranians agreed by everything we've heard,
have that they've agreed to the ceasefire. Uh, And they
were okay, they don't want war.
Speaker 2: It is reel needs war, it is real needs war.
Speaker 1: Well that's me. Do we give him credit for a win,
the diplomatic win Trump here?
Speaker 2: Ah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, because he did. If he degraded
their nuclear capacity development, if you believe they were even
going for it, the.
Speaker 2: I think they should have the right to a nuclear weapons.
I think they Iran should have the right to nuclear
facilities for power. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, one country over there didn't attack anybody in
two hundred fifty years.
Speaker 2: The other country has what they call the Samson option.
So which one do you think should have nuclear weapons? Yeah? One?
I mean, I'm kind of just over it, dude. I'm
just gonna be honest with you. I'm kind of over it.
The days of death, tiptoeing around it, trying to be
nice to everybody. When you hear like everyone's talking about
how a certain country over there is planning a false flag.
It's just it's so bad and it's really pathetic, and
I'm tired of dancing around it. Now you've got IDF
soldiers shooting on people just trying to get food. I'm sorry.
I'm done. I'm out. I did. The days of like
trying to care about people's feelings and not want to
upset friends and family, to me, is done. It's done
if you're on this side, And it's fine if you
want to still stand on aside of a certain faith,
which I still love them, But anybody who thinks is
anything other than a war crime and neo con bullshit,
I'm out. I'm sorry, I have no respect for you.
My children are five years old, Okay, I two kids
that are five, and they're trying to tell me that
they're terrorists, that the kids their age are terrorists.
Speaker 1: They bomp whole families, These generals and some of these
scientists they killed were at home with their extended families,
and they just blow up the whole apartment.
Speaker 2: And the ideaf is coming home and unliving themselves at
a giant rate. So it's evil and it's sad, and
it's pathetic that people care more about their careers than
they do about a genocide happening. And this applies all
over the place. You know. It's my argument against UFOs, Johnny.
I'm like, Oh, the UFOs are here to make sure
there's not nuclear war, but they don't care what's going
on Gaza. They're fine with that. The Japanese Grays are
fine with that. They're finding what's going on in Congo,
They're find what's going on in Yemen. Sorry, the Japanese
Grays are re reary. I'm gonna be honest with you,
because we're ten minutes okay, we're past ten minut park point.
We can be a little bit of a little bit crazier.
But I'm sorry, dude, don't respect it. I'm anti war
to the bone. And when I hear people talking, hey,
get out of New York. You know, people are talking
about how intelligence says the false flag's gonna happen, and
this is why they've completely screwed themselves, because if something
does happen, the majority of Americans will know exactly who
did it. And I'm not saying there aren't people who
came through the border that are our military age and
aren't here for good purposes. No, that's a big problem
when you have a poorest border and your military and
economic bully around the world. That's what happens sleeper selves.
But I'm sorry. There's a history of one country attacking us,
and there's a history of another country not attacking us,
and history says it will repeat itself. I'm sorry. I like,
I'm done with this BS. I'm done with everybody tiptoeing
around so people. I'm tired of fat old men that
will never see any any moment of war wanting to
send young guys to die. I'm tired of it. And
I'm tired of Zionists pushing out these ethoughts these hot
chicks to push their party, like the girls who look
like every Israeli with blonde hair and black roots, looks
like they bleach their behle. That's all I'm gonna say.
They have I bleach my b hole energy, all right,
and I'm sorry it's not working. They're getting curb stomped
everywhere there. We are seeing some of the most people
who we thought were the most brilliant minds out there
getting curb stopped. And Dave Smith's doing ninety percent of it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, God blessed Dave Smith. God bless that man.
Speaker 2: I mean, the guy is Jewish and he's not. They've
just said he's not allowed in Israel. But boohoo, wow,
what's he gonna do?
Speaker 1: I guess he can never have a debate, according to
Douglas Murray, since you have to actually go to the.
Speaker 2: Country and they're all like, dude, please come here. He's like,
I'm not going there. Why would I go there?
Speaker 1: We're specking off me. That can nine.
Speaker 2: They they can throw me in jail. My government's gonna
do zero about it. And dude, they're all they're all,
do you see Ted Cruz at a Yankee game? Getting booed, like, dude,
they hate him, they hate him. Good. Israel's messed up
so badly that the Jews lost New York. That's how
badly that Israel and Nan Yahoo's messed up.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Okay, So then Trump comes out and unleashes the
most bizarre statement on net Yahoo and now, no, I
want you to listen. I'm gonna read this, Sam, and
you tell me if he is being sarcastic, because I've
heard the Trump defender saying that, Oh dude, you just
don't get it. He's actually roasting BB here, he's being sarcastic.
I'm going to read this. I'll breaking ruse. I was
just shocked to hear that the state of Israel, which
has just had one of its greatest moments in history,
is strongly led by BB Net Nahu is continuing its
ridiculous witch hunt against their great wartime prime minister BB.
Speaker 2: And I just went.
Speaker 1: Through hell with that guy. I'm sorry. I just went
through hell together. Okay, we just went through hell together
as well. He meant scut type other fighting a very
tough and brilliant longtime enemy of Israel. Iran and BB
could not have been a better sharper or stronger boy
his grammar, and bb could not have been better, sharper
or stronger in his love for.
Speaker 2: The incredible sharper stronger anybody.
Speaker 1: Else would have suffered losses, embarrassment, and chaos. Bbnatnyahu is
a warrior in all caps, like perhaps no other warrior
in the history of Israel, and the result was something
that nobody thought was possible, a complete elimination of potentially
one of the biggest and most powerful nuclear weapons anywhere
in the world, and it was going to happen soon.
He writes in all caps. We were fighting literally for
the survival of Israel, and there is no in Israel's
history that fought harder or more complete competently than bb Netnahoo.
Despite all of this, I just learned that Bibi has
been summoned to court on Monday for the continuation of
his long running and this is a parenthetical. He has
been going through this horror show since May of twenty twenty,
unheard of. This is the first time a sitting Israeli
Prime minister has ever been on trial. That should tell
you something. By the way politically motivated case concerning cigars
a bugs Bunny doll and numerous other unfair charges that's
in quotes for some reason, in order to do him
great harm. Such a witch hunt in all caps for
the man who has given uh, where is it so much?
That's unthinkable to me? He deserves much better than this,
and so does the state of Israel. Bb netnah whose
trial should be canceled immediately or a pardon given to
a great hero who has done so much for the state.
Perhaps there is no one I know who could have
worked in better harmony with the President of the United
States me than bb net and Yahoo. It was the
US of America that saved Israel, and now it is
going to be the United States of America that saves
bb This travesty of justice cannot be allowed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get out here with that garbage.
Speaker 1: Is that sarcasm? Do you think?
Speaker 2: No, it's not okay. Yeah, because it's like the cold
data people, I call them the cold data people are
calling them out uh And they've been saying forever that
these mega people can't come to grips with, you know,
being betrayed. And it's just the truth. And here we
are involved in another Middle Eastern skirmish and Israel everyone
thinks Israel runs the United States. They don't run each other.
We're ran by Switzerland and the Black nobility and all that.
So and it's just they have to The DC has
to protect the Bank of England's territories in the Middle East.
It's just the way it is. It's why we Saudi oil.
We make enough oil, we have totally enough oil, but
we have to buy that oil because that allows the
House Facade to control Mecca. That's how that works. That's
why we do it. There's no logical reason we shouldn't
be buying oil. We shouldn't allow this other country that
we don't need their oil to in fact raise gas
prices on us or oil prices on us, you know.
And that's just the way it is. So he has
to do it.
Speaker 1: And you know what he means by this part right here?
It was the United States of America that saved Israel. Yeah,
and now it's going to be the United States of
America that saves bb net and Yahoo. What do you
think he means by that?
Speaker 2: Because once this war ends, they're going after bb the BB.
Speaker 1: What does he want to do to him?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: With him bring in there?
Speaker 2: He wants a pardon, He wants him to be able
to go live his life and just sit out.
Speaker 1: How is he going to affect that? What I mean,
he doesn't have any power.
Speaker 2: But he's not talking about him, He's talking about the
neo kon Zionists. They're going to be like, yeah, let
him go, or they're gonna hang everything on him. I
could easily see where when this is all done, nen
Yahu takes the entire wrap for it and he just
gets thrown away and discarded, and slowly over time people
rebrand his image.
Speaker 1: Because he's sound. He's setting him up like he's a
Churchill type figure. You know, it's misunderstood, you.
Speaker 2: Know, because Churchill was a scumbag too. Yeah there I
said it. I said it that Rod.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, boy, what just a strange couple of
weeks here we've had. Do you now, what do you
think happens next? Because I couldn't tell you. I mean,
I couldn't have predicted this, a ceasefire this quickly. It
tells me that Iran has maybe kind.
Speaker 2: Of Becauel keeps violating it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's just.
Speaker 2: Like Iran is trying to do everything they can. Listen, dude,
the dude, they've just empowered Iran. I've been watching all
these videos on it and they're like, dude, the real
extremists in Iran have taken over. Yeah, I toola he
is that who's empowered. He's not. He's in hiding because
they want to take him out, which is crazy because
he's eighty two. You'd be like, dude, what are you
gonna do to me? I've lived a full life. They
want to take him out, so he's in hiding, so
he's not even running it. It's the extremist there running.
Speaker 1: He's eighty six.
Speaker 2: Old men sending young men to dying wars. Get out
of here. I'm over you. I'll fight everybody.
Speaker 1: You know what, here's an interesting thing that some people
are worried about. I know you probably aren't, but Kamanee
has a fatois that says that they are not allowed
to use nuclear weapons in like the the Holy War
or whatever, and when he dies, that expires. So some
people are concerned that that maybe the he was like
actually like a moderating force, like so many of these
people we force out. It turns out they were kind
of keeping the.
Speaker 2: Well the guy they want, the guy they want to
install into There is a British royal, which is consistent
for the Middle East.
Speaker 1: Are you talking about out the Shaw's son? Is that
what you're talking about?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Deshaw was a British royal, just like the
House Asades is the British Royals.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A guy who hasn't no legit connection to Iron anymore.
He's been in exile his whole life, his whole life.
So and then so Trump has this right after the ceasefire.
The next morning, Trump is coming out onto the lawn
going to Marine one and he has a little meeting
with reporters which ends with him saying, and I don't
want to play it because it's the F bomb on
YouTube since we're going bomb he says, Uh. Yeah, he's
dropping all kinds of bunch, uh, he says, And you
can tell he's exasperated. It's almost like he's just figuring
this out, which really worries me. He says, don't know
what the f they're doing. Because there was this we
got word that Israel was actually getting ready to send
out more more fighter jets to drop more bombs, and
he put this truth out saying they better turn around
right now. That's going to be hell to pay. It
seems like they did, I think. But so you don't
you think that was just theater political theater by Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Trump is probably the first president that
cares about his tweets, cares about how people react to
his tweets.
Speaker 1: But the him the video of him saying, they don't
know what the f they're doing talking about Iran and Israel.
Speaker 2: Mostly Yeah, he's reading his tweets. He knows everybody hates
this war. They all think it's faking gay and they
don't want to do it. And he's reading the tweets
because he likes to be liked. But he's calling you.
Speaker 1: Know, does that give us some accountability to him, you
know what I mean? Or they give him some accountability
to the people? You think? Is that good? In a way?
Speaker 2: I think it's a way to manipulate him. I mean,
if you had an election today, the the White House
would go Democratic because people are idiots and they just
think running back Like Kim Iverson, who I love her,
her content, She's like, I'm voting Democrat down the whole thing.
It's like why they they did the exact same thing.
It's like you keep running between these two murder parties.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's no I mean, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, that was the entire decade of political
drama and military drama we've had over the Pasty Way.
Speaker 2: This is our non political podcast, So enjoy that. Enjoy that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's kind of I feel like Johnny,
it's the hot Yeah, it's a hot topic. But don't
you I just feel like this this podcast is just
for whatever is worth.
Speaker 2: This podcast is for whatever. Johnny got some bad news
for you?
Speaker 1: No more bad news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't call this podcast hate watch. There's already
a podcast called hate watch. Oh really, Yeah, it's sad.
It's congratulations on to them on an amazing name for
a show. Yes, I wasn't gonna change anyways, just so
you know it's gonna hold. We're broken into the day
we die.
Speaker 4: Dog.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'd have a segment called hate watch, but you know,
it is what it is. Johnny, I have stories I
have to ask you. Did you ever get a chance
to watch the pee wee thing?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I haven't. I will because we've been This
move has just been dominating my life.
Speaker 2: So you won't give Mexicans to move them. He's like, No,
the Mexicans.
Speaker 1: This is what happened was they came and brought millions.
I'm telling you never seen so many boxes. I live
with two women, and uh, they have a lot of ship,
bro and these Mexicans come in and pack everything and
they wrap it in paper. Like dude, they had like, okay,
so this is a the like something a piece of uh,
an extra piece that came.
Speaker 2: It can't rub? Why can't this thing run? You're like,
this is.
Speaker 1: This is a piece that was on a curtain rod,
an extra piece that came to a curtain rod from
like five years ago that I just had a drawer somewhere.
They wrapped this in so much paper, every little thing
like they would have used cigarettes wrapped in paper. Bros,
they've been around.
Speaker 2: Thank god, I'm a hoarder, Joe.
Speaker 1: That's how they packed. And then they brought all the
ship over here in these huge boxes with just our
whole garage is filled with bags of paper. So wasteful.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: But yeah, did this before I showed up at your
local home depot? You're lucky?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah really, but yeah, there'd been nobody to do it.
Speaker 2: Dodger Stadium, they're showing up now, they're at some mall
that's all Mexicans. They're just hanging outside there.
Speaker 1: It's like, and did you see so since you brought
that up? Uh, there was you know, cause you hear
liberals say like, nobody wants this man. You even had
Rogan saying on his show this week, nobody wants this.
Nobody voted for this. People wouldn't have voted for if
they had known this was going to happen. But watch
the moment that CNN realizes, actually, no, people did did
vote for this. This is what people want here.
Speaker 4: You so, Donald Trump, the president, picking a fight on
this into it instead, you see Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass,
a Democrat in the California Governor Gavin Newsom pushing back.
So what a voters see in terms of their perceptions
of Republicans the president or Democrats say Gavin Newsom on
this issue.
Speaker 6: Yet the American electorate believed that the Democrats.
Speaker 5: Don't have a clue on the issue of immigration.
Speaker 6: I mean, you could just take it here closer to
trust Moore and immigration. Democrats versus Republicans got three different
polls for you across the board. They all tell the
same story. Republicans lead on the issue of immigration. You
see it here, CBS plus six, you see it here
CNN plus six, you see it here, ipseos even bigger
plus nineteen.
Speaker 2: No matter what, how.
Speaker 1: It's a major polling firm.
Speaker 2: The American republic is with the Republicans.
Speaker 6: The American public is with Donald Trump, and to a
much greater extent than they were in term number one.
And it's not just on the broad issue of immigration.
It's on the specifics as well in which the American
public is with Donald Trump and the Republicans. And that
is why Donald Trump is eager to take on this
fight and eager for.
Speaker 2: Those scenes just do the same thing. Clinton and Biden.
Biden's a weird one because they're like, Biden got rid
of all these people? How do you how do you
say he's plus blah blah blah when he lets so
many people in. It's so weird. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: But it seems people. This is I mean, I see
it all the time on my Twitter feed. This is
what I voted for right here, as you know, people
getting swept up at Holton.
Speaker 2: Roseanne, who I love with all my heart, was like
when we're bam and I ran she's like, this is
what I voted for.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, she's I mean she's got that zionis
bom though, right, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean they all do. It's like, you can't hate that,
you can't, you can't hate them. I'm just over it.
I'm over the argument. I go, Okay, you're Jewish and
just not gonna be able to discuss this, and I
just there's no point in having the conversation because you
have a blind spot the size of a black hole
when it comes to this. And there's no other place,
in any other time where we'd be okay with this.
And I wish more people got upset about what happened
in Yemen and what's happening in the Congo.
Speaker 1: Yes, which we I mean, do you believe that we
have peace now there as well? No, we had a
peace deal signed by Rwanda and Congo.
Speaker 2: Uh to over there, I hope so, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you didn't hear about this, Okay, this is
like two hours ago.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo have signed a
US broker peace agreement on Friday, raising hopes for an
end to the fighting. Uh So that's another feather in
Trump's cap. If you if it holds, uh is.
Speaker 2: Going to be what you're seeing right now is is
Europe remilitarizing itself because the US can't do this anymore.
It's just it's not happening.
Speaker 1: Subsidized their military.
Speaker 2: Subsidize and be the police of the world. It's just
not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: We'll just be the police of the Middle East apparently,
but not.
Speaker 2: The about just the police of our area. How about
that one? Can we do that? Why we use the
military to fix our roads and our bridges and our
infrastructure and bring back jobs and do all that? Can
we do that? Please? Is that possible? Let's do that?
So Johnny Daddy's been on the road a lot. I
got a couple of weeks off here, thank God, get
to hang out with my kids that I love. I
love all my kids and uh all, I love all
of them. So I am. I just went to Cleveland,
and then I did then I did Detroit. No, No,
Then I did Pittsburgh, and then I did Broheman Grove
in Florida, and I like to go through all those.
The first one we did was Cleveland. Cleveland is a
magical city.
Speaker 1: I hear a lot of great things about Cleveland, dude.
Speaker 2: The food is absolutely amazing. You can go down to
a bar and get the best hamburger you've ever had
in your life.
Speaker 1: If it was, I've never been there.
Speaker 2: Oh score, Just dude, it's Tataria. It's totally Tataria. Nothing
but brick everywhere. The homeless are super aggressive, So you
just pay him off early. Okay, leave me alone. Here's
five bucks. Hey, bad, you're the greatest effort. Thank you.
I could get the black vote with as much money
as I give out the homeless in Cleveland. That's that's
how great of a humanitarian I am. Okay, I could
win mayor of Cleveland instantly. I just put Chad Zumac,
who wants to come on? Broken sim Chad and I
have yes, let's do it. Yeah, he wants to go
come on, let me come on. I'll let you come on, dude.
I let the mudshark come on. Dude, So we go there.
Speaker 1: Is that what you call him?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's what he calls himself.
Speaker 1: Really, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, why'd you take a tournament for white
chicks only being black eyes? He's like, I'm trying to
reclaim it. I go that seems like a dumb war.
Speaker 1: But that's like if it was yours to begin with.
Speaker 2: You. Yeah, it's so crazy. So anyways, so we go
do it, and you know, the Johnny, I'm not lying
to you. The Hilarities is the most beautiful club you
will ever see in your life. It looks like something
out of like a Stanley Kubrick movie. It's like you
go back to a different time. It's beautiful. And then
this day every room was kind of jumping because they
were having all these I guess these corporate parties there.
So like, dude, it has like five lounges in it,
it has Oh, it's the most gorgeous club. Then is great.
This staff is wonderful. This staff is named Sam. Yeah
it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's but dude, that's just the stage as
you walk through, it's gorgeous. I mean, I've never seen
it such a pretty club in my life. I mean
it's just like you walk through and it's just like
insanely gorgeous. So anyways, I mean they have all these
mini stages for many lounges. I mean, it's a beautiful place.
Speaker 1: It's lesson that's really cool.
Speaker 2: So Johnny, we go there, we do our show. We're
taking pictures after Eddie Bravo crushes And if Eddie Bravo
tried that stand up comedy, it would be almost impossible
to find him. His natural writing skill is no wasted words.
So I have to focus and I always have to
be writing because these these markets want me to come
back all the time. So I go to Uh we
do the show. We're doing a meet and greet. We're
meeting amazing people. Cleveland has the best people. It's like
the most Midwestern town you ever go to. It's it's gorgeous.
So I think it's considered the east though, right, it's
like on the East coast. People consider Ohio Midwest.
Speaker 1: I think it's kind of like on the it's kind
of on the border. Right, Well, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous. It's a gorgeous city. That now, the only
reason people laugh at Cleveland is because the Browns suck,
right if their football team would win, it's the best.
It's like a great city to raise your children in.
The houses are beautiful. It's a clean city. Yes, it's
got to regressive homeless people who will follow you into places.
If you say you'll give them a dollar and you
go eat the you won't even be doing your meal
to be like, hey, can I get that five bucks?
It's cold out, so you're like, okay, here, just leave
me the fuck alone. So we're doing we Afterwards, we
do the meet and greet. We're selling T shirts, and
I'm selling T shirts with Trump's face. My face is Trump,
which is kind of at this moment with World War Two.
By the way, anytime I do a gig, just know
some giant international event will happen, like when we were
in Indianapolis. You know, Epstein kills them and I air
quote kill himself, you know, and the list goes on,
World War two, all that shit. So we're doing the show,
We're doing the meet and greet. Everyone's got We'll.
Speaker 1: Read the super chats at the end, everybody, So don't
if you're.
Speaker 2: Johnny's run two, you know, I don't have That's why
Johnny runs Dud's own thing, so I can't send super chats.
Speaker 1: You can still see it the comments on that. Don't
do it though, you get distracted.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a euro too, dude. That means it's more
than five bucks.
Speaker 1: Don't don't don't get distracted.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm so stupid. Okay, So anyways, dude, Johnny's hat
does not suck. Shut up.
Speaker 1: You know I would have changed. This is mike my
beater hat. He is right, This is like an old beat.
Speaker 2: Up hat, Johnny. Don't give him. Don't give him anything, Johnny.
Speaker 1: My my sweaty hat. And see it's all quick crustes.
Speaker 2: Okay. So anyways, I just had to coordinate colors. Black
and white, black and white, black and white. Here we go.
So we're doing to me and greet Suddenly this like
I would say late fifties couples comes up. She's she's
very pretty. He looks like he plays piano at a
vampire lounge. Okay, And they walk up to me and
I'm hanging out with some of the swarm and this
one comes up to me. She goes, I have to
tell you something. I go what she goes, I'm your
biggest fan. I go, thank you so much. She goes,
and I just beat cancer. I just beat cancer. I
mean I beat it. It's gone. And I just had
to see you do comedy. And I laughed so hard,
thank you so much. Without to beat her husband goes,
you guys can run a train on her if you want.
I go. I go, what he goes, Yeah, you guys
can run train on her. Just have her have it
done by nine am? I go, how long do you
think this train is? What is this snow piercer? Like
going on forever? It's like chewt choo, chew bang bang pole,
get out of here, bye bye.
Speaker 1: Dude. That's so that's such a good line.
Speaker 2: And then she looks at me hand to god after
he says that and goes, you can't are I can't
say because they're on YouTube, you can't are the willing?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It was so crazy, dude, that's it. And of course
you didn't do it again again you turned down your opportunity.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I know, but dude, it's just like, who am
I going to run the train with? If you were there, Johnny,
I'd be like, let's go, Johnny, let's work together.
Speaker 1: Wait, so, if just if this was nineteen ninety nine,
is there any aunt? Sam still says no to that.
Speaker 2: She was very cute for her age. Okay, I'm saying
it's on the table at that point. Okay, Okay, Sammy
wants a nap, probably going to bed. This Sammy going
to bed, very tired. Don't think good about her age, dude.
The only thing good about her age is that she
doesn't want to go all night these twenty years.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean she doesn't really have a say
at that point because it's just laid out in Cheo
choo to cheo. So anyways, so that.
Speaker 1: Was medicine at some point. But that's all I'll.
Speaker 2: Take your medicine, Sunshine. So the next night, I'm I'm
at a show. We're in Detroit and Detroit another completely
underrated city. Excuse me, Pittsburgh, My apologies. I love Pittsburgh.
I love Detroit too. Pittsburgh's really great. And it's like,
if you're young and you want to start a family
in one house, move to these cities that you to
be like economic dominators because of industry that aren't there anymore,
because they got houses for super cheap, like we've talked about,
Detroit has sold more houses than anywhere else in the
last fifteen years because they're still affordable. So we go
to Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh another tatarian city, just a great city.
Every time I go there, I get so mad at
the Pittsburgh Pirates owner for being a piece of shit
and not putting on a team. Like all they want
to do is get that picture out of there. They're
talking about this might be the first thirty talking about
wanting to get him out of there. He might win
thirty games this year at Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: So stupid.
Speaker 2: You know how hard that is, I mean when you know,
it's crazy to me.
Speaker 1: It sucks to being a small market fan, dude, because
they're anytime you get a star, they're talking. They always
talk about shipping them out. It's miserable.
Speaker 2: So so I'm, uh, we do to show Joe Bartnick,
whose father just passed away, rust in peace, Joe Bartnick.
There's no better human being on planning Earth then Joe Bartnick.
If you ever see Bartnick doing stand up in your town,
you have to go watch him. He's one of the
best writers you ever see, and he pulls no punches
and he's phenomenal. The only thing better than his comedy
is who he is as a person. I love hanging
out with him. I can hang out with Joe Bartney
called the time. So he's living in Pittsburgh right now
because he was taking care of his dad. And so
we're all hanging out in the back. Well, Nick, the
guy who basically books me at this club. Okay, at
wherever he does his stand up, it moves different timetime.
So they had to move the club again because Sam
Hide had just played there and Antifa came and they
spray painted Nazis on all the buildings that he was
playing at and people were freaking out. So they're like, okay,
let's move it. They moved it to a It wasn't
It was some kind of lodge I did. I did
a bunch of lodges by the way, on this little
run I went on. So we're in the back and
I'm hanging out with Nick. Excuse me, I know, said
Nick has a Florida Marlins hat on and I go, Nick,
how are you? How do you live in Pittsburgh and
they let you wear a Florida Marlins hat in Pittsburgh.
He goes, well, dude, I just had a friend who
passed away suddenly, and I'm just doing it because he
loved the Marlins. And someone else goes, yeah, he passed
away from Fedno, and I go, oh my god, it's
so sad. I go to hug him, Johnny, but instead
I high five them? What I I go? I don't know.
I just short circuited. I just short circuited.
Speaker 1: At least you didn't, like the only thing worse would
have been like really dapping him up, like super black
hip hop style, you know, like, yeah.
Speaker 3: Brood, I just go ah five and I go, why
did I just high five you?
Speaker 2: And he goes, I don't know. Why did I high
fight back? And I did? I was like that just
lets you know what kind of emotional robot. I am
just an idiot, just a pure idiot. Dude, your mom
is dying. Oh, oh my god, your mom passed, honey,
Oh my god, you got full blown eggs.
Speaker 1: Your girlfriend's cheating on you with a black guy.
Speaker 2: Damn dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got a train run on her by the Lakers. Awesome, bro, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I ever tell you that. The the uh, the animation
I pitched one time to people was about a story
about two biracial Siamese twins, one white, one black, one
like shaft one like like uh like like, who's a
famous white detective Sherlock Holmes? Right? One looks like each
of those Yeah, whatever, inspector, gadget whatever, and they're whole
job is they just want to find out who their
dad is. And they do the whole investigation and finds
out that after the Lakers ran won a championship, they
all ran a train on their mom and they got
they have two dads. That was That was the pitch
I made.
Speaker 1: Should be easy to narrow down the white father at least, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was who who's the white guy on? Who's
the guy that that Michael clotheslined?
Speaker 1: The guy who coached the Lakers for a little while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine find out your dad's rampus. The guy who
could not coach, Like everyone wanted him to be a
great coach and he just could not coach. He's just
one of those guys that out hustled everybody, every coach
every place he wanted. He couldn't coach Minnesota Lakers anyways,
So that that was that dude, that it was great.
It was a great time, New jokes, had a great time.
Dropped some hammer. Uh So, anyway, so the next week
I'm in Florida at Brohemian Grove. It was it was
like I just did so many podcasts. I was so
tired by the end of the week. So I get in.
I get in wicked early, I'd say, like five in
the morning. I have to drive an hour to this place.
And they're basically putting me in a uh an area
of Florida that is growing. Do you know what's called
It's called the village. Do you know what the village is, Johnny.
Speaker 1: It's like retirement stuff, man.
Speaker 2: It's but it's a swinger's community. It's a giant, elderly
swinging community. And you know, I'm three years away from
discount Sidenny. So I'm looking around, going I might dominate
this place. I get fifty five, I move in. I'm
going to the hip doctor, going, you give me one
hundred bucks a hip. I'll keep you working. I'll send
them all.
Speaker 1: They'll be a you're gonna add this referral link to
your website.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, if I've broken your hip, use this referral
to this doctor. Right, I might not have have to
work again. I'm just knocking bottoms of our grandma's so.
Speaker 1: And then she hands you a business card for the
local VD doctor. Yeah, She's like, here you go, Sonny.
Speaker 2: I am afraid what you got. I'm not afraid I'm
im mute enough podcast on disease. I know what's going on.
So anyways, and you and they, they like to tell
each other what they're into based on these loofahs.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I've heard about your.
Speaker 2: Loof on a on your golf cart, and it lets
everybody know what you're into. Pink, black, blue, all that stuff.
Let's you know, it's kind of like those those uh
college parties based on like what lipstink or wristband you
have on is what you're into. So and it sucks
when you're driving in a real car and so in
a golf cart just pulls out. I'm from of you,
and you gotta go golf cart slow. And I'm like,
I'm never getting a golf cart. I'll drive my car
two feet to get a coffee. I don't care because
I'm gonna run this place and and and the village
is growing, it's becoming huge. So there's so much action
down there, dude, there's so much action. I know you
think you're action. There's a lot of action, Johnny. You're
gonna be old someday and you're gonna be thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I'm telling you, man, I remember being like
in my twenties and going there's a really nice like
retirement community where I'm from and thinking like, dude, I
could imagine living in a place where they have a
movie theater built into you know. That's why I always
liked about Park LaBrea. It's got its a movie theater,
barber shop. You know, you got everything you want right here.
They bring all the politicians in the campaign there and
you can hear all that shit. No, I could totally
be into that, and then just.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, at some point you are that age and
you might as well have a good time.
Speaker 1: Just running through no risk of pregnancy.
Speaker 2: Yeah blast allway, bang bang pow. So anyways, I wanted
to tell you this. You guys said I told you
in confidence. I'm like, you never said that to me.
So anyways, we go do the gig. It's brohm. At
first I go do Ninjas their butterflies. I love hanging
out with those guys. And those guys get it, dude,
they they are They're like you ever like when you're
in show business you meet so many scumbags, and the
ninjas are butterflies. Guys are the best people on planet Earth.
They're the nicest guys.
Speaker 1: You call that show business, so really.
Speaker 2: Well, podcasting is show and it's a business they run.
Speaker 1: Yeah business, I think like California.
Speaker 2: No, I get that, and it's dying because there's so
many scumbags in it. If you see what's happening in
LA and New York, it's a rich kids Disneyland. All
the rich kids from all over the country move there
because they want to be sex in the city, right,
that's what they want to play and they bring there.
I don't have any real problems in the world, so
I can just make believe world problems. Like you see.
Do you see Bernie Sanders on Joe Rogan getting curb stomped.
Oh my god, that's the best they got that guy.
That guy is a New York who talks ship.
Speaker 1: The best they had. Yeah, I mean it was so
bad that Bernie apparently like cut the interview short after that.
Speaker 2: You could tell it was so.
Speaker 1: He's not used to getting any kind of pushback. You know,
you could tell from like in interview space, like they're
not used to being confronted Democrats because it's just all
friendly audiences, you know, friendly uh interviewers.
Speaker 2: Here is here's he looks so miserable in every interview
he does.
Speaker 1: This, always this, then on that's one of those goofy things.
Hold on this thing, I mean, here's the ruin. Uh
just a second, mean, but yeah, respect to Rogan or
really holding his feet to the fire on this, because
it kind of proves that even a guy like Burnie,
who you kind of say like understands the reality of
the world in many ways more than most Democrats, has
got another blind spot on this issue.
Speaker 7: Thanks, Well, what about the other the other lawsuits with
the conversation that they had with Kamala harrit Yes, where
they edited the answers that she had to make it
look more precise.
Speaker 8: Sixty minutes they were suing sixty minutes. Yes, is my
mind historical. They've been around for you very long time.
You know they're not infammable. But I think you look
at most objective people will say sixty minutes has a
sterling reputation for investigative journalism?
Speaker 5: Are they one?
Speaker 9: That's not investige of journalism? If you change someone's answers,
if you ask her a question and she comes with
a rambling answer that doesn't make sense, and you edit
that out and insert another answer to a different question
that seems more coaching Joe.
Speaker 5: Then you're walking down it's a really you're walking down
a dangerous suing.
Speaker 8: Media has the impact of intimidating media, right if somebody
chees you all right.
Speaker 2: This music by the way, by the way, just so
you know, Joe Rogan, Sue and CNN, so this.
Speaker 1: Is like making him look like and I don't know Bernie.
Speaker 2: Sanders knows that, but bring.
Speaker 1: Rogan brings it up in this that they tried to
make him look like he was sick and lied about
him taking music.
Speaker 2: What now are we going to get because of this.
Speaker 1: Means no, no, no, it can't be if I can't
imagine it is if it is okay, no, but I don't.
I mean what is It's like instrumental ship must So that's.
Speaker 5: Okay, somebody sues it you, you know why not? You
You could be sue tomorrow, right because you are doing this.
You're you're too sympathetic to this and Joe, you did
that and they have a big law firm behind you.
You're gonna have to present zillions of dollars defending yourself.
You know what, next time you do an interview, you
saying maybe I'm not going to go in that area.
Speaker 10: But it's not that it's editing things to make the
deceptive editing Joe, So in deceptive editing, I don't build
a different perception was in reality.
Speaker 5: But you're going to explain.
Speaker 9: But that's not objective journalists. But that's campaigning for that person.
Speaker 5: But would you.
Speaker 9: Agree with that?
Speaker 5: I don't. I'm not I don't have those details. I
don't know that I agree with your analysis of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 9: I think that's universally accepted that that's what they do.
Speaker 8: And you got to tell me why he is suing ABC.
Speaker 2: Why he's suing.
Speaker 10: Let's just talk about the sixty minutes first, but it's
not just to go to ABC.
Speaker 2: But I'm not aware of that one.
Speaker 8: Well, Georgeanopolis said something that he didn't like.
Speaker 5: But the point is, I kill it was a uh hotly.
Speaker 9: I think what he was saying, what what was it?
Speaker 2: I think it has to do with the fact that
George f. Anopholis was calling him an error or artist, OK,
and that was never said in the trial. And he
was just pushing a narrative because what what what what
he was found guilty of. And I'm no Trump fan
and no matter what you say, go back and watch
what I've said about him. People go, oh, we got
lied to. I would tell you that, yeah, you got
lied to. But if you studied Trump, he was going
to do everything he's doing right now, you knew it.
So I would say to you that, you know, I'm
not defending Trump as a president or anything like that.
And I want to get into some of the stuff
that comics are saying about all my friends who are podcasters,
this notion that these podcasters are saying that you know,
you should feel responsible for all this stuff that's going
on with Trump. And my question to you is, do
you think anything would be different if Kamala Harris was
in and him. Yeah, on the Iran thing, yeah, one
hundred percent. And the difference would be and I've said
this on a bunch of podcasts, but the only difference
would be that Trump's press conference has all these closeted gays,
and uh, Kamala Harris would have trans fat feminists and
VLM behind her. Those are the only gay that you
would have mostly outgates.
Speaker 1: Trump has the closet the gays, Kamala has the outer gates.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent. So and I would tell you
that the Clauset gays are way more dangerous than the
outer gays. Oh yes, the outer gates can't stop virtual signally.
And it's this new thing that I was talking about
with people on a conspiracy social club about how conformist
the gay community is. It's like unbelievable how they conform
to every sigh up. They buy it hook line and sinker.
For people who are talking about how they've lived on
the outside and been out outlaws and all this stuff,
they just, I mean, they there's not a narrative that
they do. They don't deep throat. I mean, it's literally
and figuratively guy that you know, they're the first one
to get any any medical advancement. Let's just say, because
we're on YouTube medical advancement. If there's a marcher protest,
they're always there with their signs everything. They just I mean,
I've never seen a group that tries to live such
nonconformist lifestyle that are so conformists. It's the most insane
shit to me. It's just crazy to me. So so
anybody going. And you know, there's podcasts out there who
I love, who I respect as comedians, you know, like
Mark Maron. I don't know if you're watching his new
show called Sticks. It's absolutely amazing. It's a great Yeah.
Speaker 1: I started it and I was kind of not turned
on by the previews, but then I started watching it.
Speaker 2: It's really great. I mean, here's the thing about Apple.
They're gonna be woke, but they're so good you really
don't understand how woke it is until you're really deep
into it.
Speaker 1: Is that worse though? Is that almost worse?
Speaker 2: Because it's kind of it is worse, but it's still
quality entertainment, right, They're really good at it entertaining you,
like I like I I Murder Robot drives me nuts. Okay,
but but you know, at least.
Speaker 1: It made Murder Robot makes that ultra woke crew look stupid,
like they are idiots. And I'm that's kind of why
I'm okay with Murder Robot, because everybody in that crew
is an idiot, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but there, oh god, I have to
have to send this.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, so let me just finish you have.
Speaker 2: Something, No, just let me just say something. I I
love Mark Maron. I think he's probably one of the
most underrated comedians. Out there. And this is from a
guy who gets all the you know, Netflix specials and
all that stuff. But his notion that these these right
wingers that had trumpon are somehow, like, somehow should feel
bad about It's like, dude, you you you interviewed Obama
who illegally assassinated Momar Kadaffi and has called has called
open air slave trades going on in Libya. He created
isis It's a well known fact that Obama created ices like,
and you did this after the fact. What what's worse
when you know somebody ones?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Again, Mark is great. This guy right now that is
like the super woke guy who is known for making
people cry at the comedy cellar is just insane to
me because he's such a fuck He his jokes cut.
He has some of the best written jokes you ever
see ever here in your life. Nobody's a better writer
than Mark Marrick. But this is a nuts thing with
this the progressives talking about someone who has to Dude,
everyone got lied to. We got lied to as this
guy was a peace president and I'm sorry he's not.
I don't care what you say in the fucking in
in the comments section, because I love all you guys,
and I love that you're listening to us. But I'm sorry, dude,
I'm sorry. The guy lied to everybody and it's not
even I think it's out of the control. You know
the Elon Musk tweet from three weeks ago that said
he was on the list. I mean that that seems
more and more real every day. So I just got
to say that. It's just like, it's it's absolutely nuts
to me that that stuff's going on, and you see
it from all these guys, and it's just a crazy
thing to me, and it makes me sad. And but
hey man, he's a great comic and he's got an
awesome actor on sticks. I love him very much.
Speaker 1: He's a good actor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what was I talking about? Okay, so I go,
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Speaker 1: Yes, So I go down our butterflies right now.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I get this a lot from people
because I come on the podcast, I end up talking,
and about two thirds of the way through, I go
I just hijacked this podcast. I feel bad, and literally
everybody says the guys same thing. We know what we're
getting into when we have you on sound you know,
like like I'll go on your mom's house and they
want to talk conspiracies, and all I want to do
is talk homeless gay guys and and farts and and
and ugly dicks and whatever they like to talk about
on that show. But everyone wants to talk conspiracies, and
I'm fine with that. Get into get into a lot
of stuff with it. Ninjas are butterflies. They they change
the game. Ninjas are butterflies change the game. If you
look at how everyone's now doing their their podcast highlights,
everyone copied them, including Tim fole hat or like, dude,
like ninjas are butterflies. I have no problem saying that.
Got give credit where credit is due. Really good people, dude,
really good people. They sing on their pocket. I mean
they're just fucking amazing. You get there, they got, oh dude,
and they sing amazing and they do it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean they sing? They like play, They
just have a circle.
Speaker 2: They opened their show and they they wrote a song
and they sing the song and uh, one of them
plays guitar and it's the nicest, most amazing. We just suck, Johnny,
maybe we should have Well, Mark the booker, you just
open up a rap. I guess he's not doing it anymore.
But yeah, hey Johnny, we we support artistic endeavors.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I just didn't know that. I'm I'm
wildly impressed.
Speaker 2: I would some of his raps so we could play
it on the show.
Speaker 1: Is in the comments here, Hey, Mark, hit me up
with some of that rap. I want to Yeah, we
want to play your rap. But so so anyways, I
get there. So the last first time I did it,
the first.
Speaker 2: Time I did it, I go into this kind of
empty office, this empty building, and I'm like, okay, they
work out this empty building. They probably got a deal
on it. This time I go and it's full on
working and they have a T shirt empire, going an empire. Dude,
what do you mean? It's like, dude, they have like
a hundred employees. Like there's all these like young people
running around selling T shirts, making T shirt Then they're like, hey,
let's show you the place. They bring me around. It's amazing.
I go in. They got a giant The building doesn't
even look this big giant T shirt making I mean
like a warehouse of just people making T shirts. That's
where we're stupid.
Speaker 1: So it's all just they sell them online or in
stores or what. I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I think it's called Sunday Cool. Like I think it's called
what's that thing that's the name of their business. I
think let me look cool.
Speaker 1: So so it's not just like themed merch. It's like
a brand or something. Oh I see, okay, oh yeah,
so this is this is actually like a brand. This
is like toxic, totally toxic. What's toxic?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a little more successful any more successful? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And without the free Oakley.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, we go look at uh, we go look
at ex GeSe thumbnails. Now.
Speaker 1: I love his thumbnails, his thumbnails for his YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got body blue granted for for uh doom scroll.
I put hot chicks on every single thumbnail.
Speaker 1: What's it's actually Marsius spots is YouTube, right, go check
it out. Oh here we go. Okay, wait, oh he's
making his YouTube face he or his Instagram face on
all of these. Hold on if this is what you're
talking about, Uh, held on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the new one is great, but he's actually pretty
good at those thumbnails. Look at that. That's his face.
That's the face when the ice shows up. Oh, that's
the new one.
Speaker 1: He can't even act in a picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love that he has camouflage like he's
ever been hunting in his life.
Speaker 1: What is he doing to that guy?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he's doing. I don't even
know the guy's thrown up. He's only taken.
Speaker 1: From behind there. What did you say about Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Go up, let me go back to go up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's yeah, let's watch some of this g t
A Yeah, yeah, it looks good.
Speaker 1: Good for you, Las Vegas thet This is a two
hour video.
Speaker 3: You can bring your r V and you can definitely
party the three day festival.
Speaker 2: And watch for the rest of the We've created him
on We've created We needed that. He's our already, lag
is he you? You travel a lot? I'm and stick
a fork in me, dude. This show would be my
party days. During my party days, this would be fire, dude.
Speaker 1: I'm too self conscious to vlog, like to carry around
a selfie stick, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm at this emo show. Seven year old's rock out.
Speaker 1: The way Van Nistad does it. I really you are
guest on Broken sim of a couple of months ago
he does he has a like a vog situation that's
really doesn't like art. I could see doing that, but
I just can't. I don't know, I just get too
self conscious to like, everybody's looking at you, like, who
is this fucking guy?
Speaker 2: You No, Now it's normal. Just walk around with the camera.
Everyone's like, oh, they're vlogging. Like. I can't take people
dancing in public. Like if I was ever on a
flight and some just started dancing in the middle of
the thing, I would be very tempted to be like, enough,
just jump out of the plane. Yeah, this flying experience
mad enough. I gotta watch you badly dance in the aisle.
Nobody wants that.
Speaker 1: Is that a thing that's happening? People are dancing on planes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's already calling ex Cheeze New show the the
number one podcast in the world. Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I've heard that. Yeah, it's not. It's not this world, Unfortunately,
it is Mars. It's the number one podcast on Mars.
Speaker 2: So so I go, I do, I do. Ninjas and
Butterflies have a great time. We get some deep conversations.
Then I gotta go back and we go to Brohemian Grove,
and I'm gonna give the the guys their flowers. It
went off great. They did a great job. Obviously, I'm
not happy that Tower gang isn't together. I'm not involved
in that. My children are fighting. Let them work it out.
I hope they all come to back together and don't
get in a fight over stupid stuff, because it would
be nice to have it would be nice to have
all the guys there. And that's all I gotta say that.
So basically, it's ran this moose lodge. They found a
moose lodge that they're going to turn into what they
call the joke Joint. And a moose lodge is where
your grandpa used to do butt stuff. That's what moose
lodges are. That's where your grandpa used to go do butts,
love butt stuff. To be in this secret society, that's
what it's all. Uh dude, somebody, Okay, you don't want
me to read these these ridiculous.
Speaker 1: No, but we'll save it for the end and it'll
be a funny bit at the end.
Speaker 2: We'll do it.
Speaker 1: I see it, Okay, we've.
Speaker 2: So anyways, I go there and it's great. I walk up,
you know, I'm already self conscious because I'm too fat
for my belt, and top Loss comes, Hey dude, you
need you sure extra large?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: I go, hey, dog, fuck you? Okay, yes the answers yes,
but still fuck off. Okay, okay. When you're asking your
guy's T shirt size, you go one size shorter, so
you go, no, actually give me an extra large, but
thank you. You don't go, Hey, dude, fat or super fat,
fat or super fat. So the first sight's there, it's packed.
It's it's packed. This thing's gonna become big. I could
tell and again, based off.
Speaker 1: I would have gone I wanted to, but he Oh,
you would.
Speaker 2: Have loved it, dude. Yeah, next, the next time we
should do it. Tim fall Hat Live.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I talked to top Lobs. He was he totally,
he said to you, and actually should come next. But
I mean it was just impossible. Without the move, I
was gone.
Speaker 2: So I go there. Jake Shields. There. Jake Shields a
great guy. Uh you know, I mean, one of the
greatest martial arts mass artists of all time.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: If you look at his run on on who he
beat in MMA, it's it's like the who's who of
his weight class. At that point, the only person that
he kind of lost to in his run was GSP,
who's considered the goat of that weight class. You know,
it's like nobody's being GSP at that point. I know,
I know Matt Sarah did, and that's fine. But the
whole point is, you know, he's such a good guy
and it's so funny. So I send them a text
after that. I go, hey, Jake, I just want you
to know I had a great time hanging out. Do
You're such a class act and a good person. You're
very authentic, and I'm just very thankful that we're friends
because I just think you're a wonderful person. It means
a lot to me. Text me back, Yeah, man, it
was great. I'm like, okay, why don't you just call
me a homo? After that fucking tax I send you
this loving tax and you're just like, yeah, fun times, Okay,
thank you. That's it. So the whole thing, I go up,
I do my show. It's great. My friends are my friends?
Are there A bunch of most swarms there, a bunch
of all these different podcast fans. Are there A bunch
of people who've been on the show, have been who've
been on a show where guests there. The podcasts are great.
You know, they need a they need a couple of
tweaks here and there. But that's okay. That's the first
time producing a live show. They did great. So the
second night is the big night, you know, funny uh
I go to Top Lots. I go, I go, dude,
you gotta you gotta like figure out the scheduling because
it's a lot all on one day, you know. He goes, Yeah,
that's okay. Tomorrow's the comedy I go, what the fuck
am I about to do a Ted Talks I'm about
to give I'm about to do stand up comedy. Crush
this motherfucker. Anyway, that was great. New jokes had a
whole bunch of jokes. The only joke I wish I
would have brought back is the I need to find
to the Mary Poppins joke, because that's a classic. Even
though no one knows the movie, it's still a classic. Anyways.
So first I goes off with it. I do I
do the Nephelin Desk Squad show. Crushed it. They have
a great show. Those guys are good guys. The next
night is the comedy night. Supposedly all all the big
names are gonna show up, so it's all everybody you know,
like me, Jake Shields, and a bunch of other people
that Owens owns there. So you know, I I one
did another podcast. I did Clint's podcast. I did Jose's podcast,
The red Headed Josie, the red Headed Libertarian. They all
did it, and I just wish they could have gone
to Brohemian Grove. But you know Austin Picard there, who
is like the grace researcher of all time. We all
did the podcast together. That's gonna be coming out Saturday
or Sunday morning. It's gonna be a bonus episode. I'm
Tim foul Hats, so you guys are gonna be able
to hear that. It was a very in depth, deep conversation.
So we put that out. We do that. I rush back.
I think the show's at seven. They tell me, hey,
the show starts six. I was gonna nap real quick,
gotta run over there to do the podcast. I get there,
the show doesn't start till seven. By show up and
Owen's there, and you know, it was like old times.
I've always been friends with Owen and regardless of what
everybody thinks. I've always said Owen's super funny, and Owen's is.
Owen's just quick, dude. I was on stage with him.
He's a fucking fast gun. He's a fast gun.
Speaker 1: So how did he like go when you were there together?
Speaker 2: Well, jac Can explained to us he doesn't want any problems.
So everyone chilled the fuck out. And you know, when
the guy can choke you out like it's nothing, you've
got to kind of listen to that. So yeah, everyone's like, yeah,
I'm you know, And my whole thing has always been like,
I'll just hang out. I I'm not in the Twitter beefs.
I don't enter them. I shoot I shoot up on
the Lizard people. That's all I care about. And so
I show up. There's Owen. He's dressed nice. I'm in
sweatpants because they did have a chance to shower and
change stress nice.
Speaker 1: What can I show the picture? There's a picture you too,
that was on Facebook that start in the in the
fan group, the Tentpole hat fan group, or the listener group. Uh,
this is the this.
Speaker 2: Is Yeah, he's in a suit jacket. I'm in a
Dodgers skull shirt.
Speaker 1: Just got arrested at a Dodger game.
Speaker 2: Is what you like? Ice just scrappy, Like he lived
in America his whole life and now he's gone the Ecuador.
I'm like, I never remember Johnny Dangerously that movie I
put Bell to the you know, He's like, I'm not
even dude. That was that movie is so underrated. And
he's like, I'm not even from there. That was why
I couldn't stop laughing as a kid. Anyways, so we
go out there and dude, it was fucking fire. Dude,
it was fucking fire. Everybody on the panel was just
shooting bazookas and it was funny, dude. And we you know,
I got to know about Owen and kind of you know,
rekindle the friendship and understand where he's coming from. And
this is gonna get me in trouble. But I think
there's people out there, and I will put Kurt Metzker
in there that sometimes you have a sense of humor
and switch to almost a character in a weird way
where they they are like Kurt Metzker is famous for this,
Like Kurt Metzker's you know, sarcastic player. Sarcastic guy is
the exact same voice as his regular voice, but he
goes into this sarcastic character and people, just if you
don't study Kurt, you don't realize it's his sarcastic character.
So you think he's saying like he got in big
trouble with the Armenians with that, and I go, dude,
I'm telling you, he's being sarcastic. I know, Kurt. He's
not making fun of the gen side. He's actually shitting
on that fat ass from the young Turks. And they're like, no, bro,
he's I know. I watched him. He thought, Dude, trust me,
he's being sarcastic. I know, Kurt. That's that's kind of
what happened when he got in trouble with the Armenians.
I can't kind of went on his pocket, asked to
quiet everybody down, even though I'm the white boy Armenian
And that's kind of where our friendship kind of took off.
Speaker 1: Wait, is that how the arm Armenians view you as
kind of the go between? You're kind of like the
white the kind.
Speaker 2: Of I'm the white armor, white white boy Armo. Yeah,
I've been called that. Oh it's white boy Armo. It's fine, right,
So you know because what All would say on stage
is that he was being he was and in his thing.
Can you do you have his thing that he wrote?
Speaker 1: I can read it and put it on the bring it.
Speaker 2: Up and read it, Johnny, because this is what I'm
trying to say. It's like, sometimes sarcasm doesn't come through
a tweet.
Speaker 1: Yes, often, all right? So he posted this on looks
like his Instagram. I had an interesting realization this week.
This is oh, I'm talking. Hanging with Tripoli helped me
see some things. I love riffing and joking with comics,
and since I'm never around them in person anymore, I
wouldn't it online. And I think he means I would
do it online and they'd freak out and then I'd
call him gay. I think it's just because riffing on
Twitter is weird. I guess it's like arguing with your
wife in front of the kids for some people. For me,
it's not. For some reason, for me it's not. But
for some reason, I get how it can be like that,
and I really respect that he's staying in LA to
stay in his kids' lives. He had been criticizing you
for that, as some people have. I had a quick,
tiny instinct to start ranting about how everything's a choice
and leaving cities and growing food, but that would just
be annoying. I don't know what people are going through,
and the fact that he's where is it.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 1: And the fact that he's making his kids a priority
is the thing that matters. I know people who leave
cities to farm and just spiral. It isn't the answer
for everyone. Suck it up and making it work is commendable.
So much love, Tripoly. He still has me blocked on Twitter,
which I get, so you guys might have to show
it to him. I don't take it personally. My life
and perspective mixed with my comedy ability isn't really compatible
with a lot of people. And that doesn't mean they're
weak or full blown gay. We are all just trying
out here. We are all just trying out here in
Middle Earth. Much love. It's not fair for me to
expect people to be able to read or assume my intentions.
That's what I'm hearing my voice or seeing me or
being with me in person, and I routinely forget that,
forget that everyone has totally different problems than me. In
a lot of ways I lucked out. So I'm sorry
about that. I'm still right here about all the other stuff.
I'm still right in all the other stuff, though he says.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff he's right about. Then I
gave it to him. I gave him as popped. I
always like, whenever I see people talk about what Owen
did and didn't do in Hollywood, I always say, dude,
he was on a major TV show, he's in a
major movie. He was he was like has specialist. He
was on Steve burn Show.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And dude, he's a he's a great comic. Dude,
you know, he's a great comic. And like, I just
you know, because the internet is so nasty, Like, you know,
I've had a bunch of friends over the last couple
of days, which is both nice and why are you
doing this? Text me how much they love me, just
out of nowhere. And I was like, and it's like
it is weird, but it's such a blessing because the
internet is so nasty, and it's just like when you
get a nice text, it makes you feel good, right,
You're like, Okay, that's really nice, thank you.
Speaker 1: What's your how do you handle when you get like
a hate tweet, because there's a certain kind of account
now that's kind of like an anonymous guy that we'll
just say the nastiest ship, uh that they can think
of to you. And what's what do you do? You
just block them straight away, do you?
Speaker 2: No? No? No, So here's who I'm blocking now. Anyone who
is like pro World War three, I just block you.
I just unless you go to the front line and
fight these wars.
Speaker 1: You get what Ryan Dawson told me to do, because
when I was blocked, when I didn't have my oh
I gotta talk about. People want to know how I
got my Twitter account back.
Speaker 2: I'll talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan Dawson told me that you just got to
block those people or they will get you banned, those
pro World War three type.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I'm just blocking, blocking, blocking. Obviously,
I don't block some people if they bring up other
stuff because I'm not gonna tell you why I don't
block them. But I don't block them. And most of
the time, I just run with it. If they call
me gay or they you know, they say I'm I
just run with it. You know, like you'll get that,
you'll get so many comments on your special about how
great it is and how much you love it, and
then someone comes out of nowhere and just says some
nasty I just say, thanks for watching. I'm just numb
to it. But when you get a nice text saying that,
you know, I don't know where, Hey, I love you.
I'm just I just wanted to connect Kevin talk in
a while, like, it just hits even harder. Like it's
just like you're very appreciative of it, because inside we're
all soft and we all just want to be loved,
you know. So it's like, and this is what I'm
gonna tell you about owing. And I watched it happen.
I had to do a podcast later, so I caught
the first half of his his act and he walked
up to his standing out when they introduced him, the
whole fucking place stood up.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's loved, he's loved by his people, and he's
worked a really great uh. He has a great thing
going and it was good to it was good to
do it. And I appreciate Jake Shields hitting me up because,
you know, because the Neflin Deskuad guys were like, hey,
could you do could you do a show own? And
I was just like, I'm annoyed by that? And then
there was so much love the first night.
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean you're annoyed by that?
Speaker 2: Well, I was just because I just I just don't
want chaos, you know, I just don't want any of it.
Speaker 1: I just you were annoyed by I'm asking, is that
what you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, because they knew there was so much like weirdness
going on, you know, like even the day before he's
going off on my reversing back into the parking spot bit,
and I'm just like, dude, why the fuck does anyone
give a shit? You know, It's like, I just don't.
I'm like, and now you learn afterwards he's trying to
be funny and all that stuff, and I'm fine with
that now, you know, Like I've learned, okay, Yeah, And
and I'm just like, I'm just you know, I mean,
he went up there and fucking super crush it, dude,
you know, and I'm glad I did it. I'm glad
I did it, and I'm glad I had a good time.
And they got some big names there, and it was
just fun to go in from a packed room I
don't know how many people there, seem like three hundred
and something. And it was just fun, fun to entertain
like minded people and just you know, people who like
really appreciate the show and what we do. And you know,
next time, if I can come up with enough new material,
I'd love to go back, and I'd love to do
the show. I would love to maybe X She's Number one.
Podcast gets so big you can buy an RV and
drive there in. You know, I keep putting them on
flyers because I'm hoping he's gonna show up. He never
shows up, you know. So it was good, Like I mean,
I I had a great time. I I really had
a great time, to the point where I'm like, Okay,
let's just do this and we'll all have a good time.
And there was a one moment in the thing where
I thought it was gonna go, you know, and I'm like, here, do.
Speaker 1: You think that was the moment he was talking about
where he was like I almost.
Speaker 2: Because I felt it. And when I said that, the
whole room started laughing. And you know, it's like, dude,
I'm very thick skinned. I just like I just don't
It's like, what's the energy what's what's what are we
doing here? And I kind of just like I'm over it,
Like I like going after the big name people, and
even when comics, you know, I like, even if I
don't like, I try not to be critical unless I
think it's you know, And granted I just talked about
Comedian earlier, but I did it in love and respect
because I think there's this notion going around to la
that that these podcasters called this causes chaos, and it's
just not true at all, especially when you get in
the fact that Joe Rogan told Kamala Harris, come on,
you can do the exact same thing that Trump did,
and she didn't want to do it. She didn't want
to do it. And that's my opinion on that. So
that was that I would do it again. Uh dude.
If I was a single man with no kids, I would.
I would go to Florida. I would go back and
forth from Austin to Florida, Austin to Florida because they're
just they're just it's a great area. It's like the
it's like you like it hot, Huh, Well, I just
it's it's the people. It's the people. I feel like
those two places have become what LA was when I
was here, when I moved here, which was like this
cultural hotbed of like and like you were allowed to
be provocative and people wanted that, and now you know,
it's just the truth is, it's like the comedy scene's
hurting because the industry doesn't know what's gonna happen, and
everyone's freaking the fuck out. Everyone's like, I don't I
haven't been working, I don't know.
Speaker 1: What's has blown up?
Speaker 2: Or have you?
Speaker 1: Are you following him on Instagram? Dude, he's doing every
He was at the Improv the other night with on
the just a massive bill. It's crazy. It's because people
women want to go see that guy and if anybody.
Speaker 2: Once, it's so funny these like Open micro Comics did
the podcast on I'm Me talking about how I'm a
gatekeeper at the comedy Store, and it's so funny because
that's how jaded you are that you see somebody giving
somebody an opportunity to to to flourish and skills and
like it's in my Twitter, bile, I am the conduit.
Now he did a couple of shows before that. I'm
not I'm not actually, I'm the first one who put
him up. But that was the first like really big
show he did, and now he's booked everywhere.
Speaker 1: That's how it started. Yeah, for sure, you know.
Speaker 2: And that's what I do, dude. I'm the condo with
I'm the guy that goes, Okay, you just need to
go this way, try going this way, try doing that,
you know.
Speaker 1: And I saw he's starting. I think he's starting a
podcast now. He kind of hinted at that in his Instagram.
Speaker 2: Dude, I push culture. We push the culture. We really do, dude,
and you'd be like, at fifty two, like I would
be way behind and stuck in old ways. In some
ways I am, but it's really crazy how I am
always two three years in front of everybody and then
everyone does. And that's another thing I said though about Owen,
and I've said this before. I told it to Tony Hinchcliff.
I was like, he's like, yeah, do you hear my
new bit this? I go to hear my new n
word bit and he goes, you're always five or six
years ahead of me. We joked, I go, trust me, brother,
you don't want to be the first. You don't want
to be the pioneer. The pioneer takes all the arrows.
You want to be like the fifth or sixth guy,
And that's that's what happened. Oning he was the first one.
He was the first one calling out this trans kid stuff,
and he took all the arrows and now everyone's behind him,
five or six back, going this is great. I'm here,
this is awesome. People are love it. I'm getting tons
of retweets and shit like that. But you know, just
like us, which we were the old Like I don't
know if we were the first conspiracy comedy podcast, but
we were the biggest at that point because it started
out as talking to comics about conspiracies, and then because
of Off the Grid, Ryan started bringing in real people
like what I mean by like, real journalists, real investigators,
real like like you know, Greg Carwood was one of
our first biggest guests we ever had on the show who.
Speaker 1: Read books, but people had actually written books as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the people who wrote the books came on the
show and it became a lot bigger, but it was
always like the first. And now you see these comedy
conspiracy podcasts everywhere, and you know it is now. I'm
not saying there weren't podcasts out there that were listed
on comedy. But like, in terms of the comedians, we're
the first ones to do I think, and I could
be wrong, and that now everybody's talking about and I
think it's great. I'm super happy about it. It's great.
But again, you know, Sarfer is like, hey, dude, he
saw what we were doing. He's like, I think I
do that, and now I want to do this, and
I'm happy for him. We are the conduit. We push
people in the right direction and need a little bit
of so funny, that's guy. How gross? So my final
story I want to say is Wednesday night, actually Wednesday
early morning, I would say, like around for mean noon, right.
I get a text from and Jay Davis is like,
hey man, I need a comic tonight because benk Leeb
had to cancel on him. I'm like, wow, that's two
ends of the spectrum right now, truly is it right?
So he goes, I need a comic, can you do?
I go, fuck yeah, Because I love Jay Davis's gigs.
Like even when I was young and I was a
crazy person, I love to do his gigs, but I
was just too crazy for everybody. Still too crazy. But
now Jay's kind of come. You know, maybe maybe the
political spectrum has moved on him and he's more closer
to me than Hollywood weirdos. And I do think that's
why I get I'm getting all these texts from people
because they're like, hey, dude, I think Sammu was right
the whole and he never changed because that's how we
do it. You look at the comedy store now, they're like,
we want to get back to the old outlaw shit.
You're like, exactly, exactly. It's you can't do woke comedy
at the fucking indie studio?
Speaker 1: Are you could have that are passionate about comedy and
buy tickets over And I don't care.
Speaker 2: And this is why I've always said, Johnny, I'm sorry
to cut you off. It's never it's never about the laugh.
Speaker 3: It's never about the laugh, okay, because anybody can figure
out a formula to make people laugh. It's how you
get the laugh, okay, is everything. And that is what
made Mitzi Shore the greatest comedy booker of all time. Now,
Tammy Bronson's like that, like women are either the worst
bookers you've ever seen in your life, and they're just
booking for feeling.
Speaker 2: Or they fucking did it, dude. It's like there's no
in between. They're either booking because everyone deserves some love,
or they're like only the savages, and you can have
savages of the spectrum like Moshe Kasher super progressive, hilarious, right,
Mark Marin super progressive.
Speaker 1: It's just honesty, inconsistency. That's what people want on the
real ship.
Speaker 2: It's authenticity. Right, Yeah, that's it, Jenny's what we're talking about. So,
so anyways, Jay Davis calls me, He's like, can you
do my show? I go, I'd love to do your show. So,
and it's at that Yamashira whatever, that giant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that place has a great reputation. So much music
started there.
Speaker 2: And there's nothing but top shelf ass there.
Speaker 1: It's it's a it's a massive Instagram selfie spot, like
one of the biggest thing one just.
Speaker 2: Hot chicks taking pictures everywhere because it's like as authentic
Japanese as you can get. Like the only thing missing
there is Godzilla is stomping around or something like that.
It's gorgeous. I want to do a.
Speaker 1: Story all of l a right, yama Shira, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so gorgeous. I get a steak, I get sushi.
I just want a story.
Speaker 1: You can't tell me something I can't.
Speaker 2: Tell you, I'll tell you off right. Just this guy
told you that private dude, you know, because I was
saying so. Anyways, I get there and the the the
manager of the room that Jay has a show in,
these three smoke shows and a spiky hair like music
guy go into the club and they are ship faced
and they walk in and he comes he sits and
down comes out. He's like, I put him in the
front row. And everyone's like, why did you put him
in the front row? Why? They're drunk and shit faced? Said,
I thought it'd be funny, man. He sucks laughing because
he's the manager, not J. J. Davis, Like, why'd you
put him in the front row? Dude, you can't put
him in the front row.
Speaker 1: Can I put these the women in the picture?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Can I pull it up now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Wait no, you pull it up so aways everyone's
going up. You got of them because they're fucking wasted
and hot and they're like all twenty four years old,
and they're like and it's so funny. Everyone's like, trans
those aren't trans look at my handback there. I'm doing
the fucking Keanu Reeves no touch. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so funny, dude. These chicks look like the
perfect comedy crowds, just what you want.
Speaker 2: They're so hot and they're they're at the height of
their power, like they're never more powerful than they are
right now, and they fucking know it. And I'll tell
you a funny story. So anyways, so everyone goes up
the line, I can't go lake because we're supposed to
do Broken Sin that night, and then we just decided
to do a live one right here. So I so
Darren Carter goes up and I'm watching him and I
notice he's having to deal with them. And you know,
I always kind of study people as they walk into
the club because I'm just like loading the shatka, loading
the shakka. Okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Okay? So now I'm really from a
technical perspective. Are you actually when you say that? Are
you actually writing or are you just observing like little
details or little detail you so you're not like writing lines.
Speaker 2: I'll tell an even young comedian, do not think when
you are dealing with Hecker hecklers. H And I'll give
a little comedy tip to all the young comedians here
when you're dealing with hecklers, I don't care if you like.
There was a guy there that was like doing He
was five months in the comedy. I go. You're a
five month comic going up on stage working on your act.
The the the heckler is a day one comedian, day one.
They have nothing to bring, They're just they're learning for
the first time, and the crowd wants you to win.
Nobody roots for the heckler unless the comic is an
absolute asshole. Nobody roots for the heckler. Nobody paid to
see the heckler. No one worked their job really hard,
pay big money to take the girl on a day
winer and diner to come watch a heckler? Who and Johnny?
Have I ever gone through why men and women heckle
with you? Have I ever told you that men and
women women heckle for different reasons. Women heckle because they're
attention whose okay, they they they want to be the
center of attention, and they always think they're helping right.
Women also heckle because they're sexually attracted to the guy
and it's almost like school ground. I used to watch
that with Rogan all the time. When he was on
like Fear Factor. Girls would just heckle him because they
wanted to flirt with him, and then they would come
out and they'd be like, I was trying to help,
and he's like, I don't fucking need your Oh bad,
I don't need your fucking help. I'm a trained comic.
Get the fuck out of here, okay. Or they heckle
because they're progressive idiots and they just think the comedy
should be done for them. Those are the three reasons
why women heckle. Men heckle for different reasons. Men heckle
because one, they want to be a comedian and they
don't have the balls to go up on stage, so
they think this is them getting in their reps and
they want to like be like, I'm a comic. Two.
The second reason men heckle is because they're the considered
the funny one in their group and they don't like
that someone's you know, coming in on their turf. They
make their friends laugh. You don't make them laugh, I
make them laugh, right, So then the next one and
then the next one is their girlfriend is laughing way
harder at you than they've ever laughed at at them.
And that's.
Speaker 1: The way.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, there's so many of them, bro, They're so
fucking pissed off. And then the final ones that again,
they're dicks and you said a joke they don't like
and they want to fight you. And they've been doing
that lately with me, right, they've been wanting to fight me.
So that that is that is it. Those are the
Those are the reasons why men and women heckle. So
I'm watching Darren Carter. He's doing his act. You know,
I like my women, like you know, it's super funny
that all his videos blow up on on Instagram, and
so I'm watching him and he's constantly having to look
down to them. So I'm like, okay, just loading guns,
loading bullets. I go up on stage, dude, and I
just annihilate these chicks. I mean just a whole I
did a couple jokes, but mostly it just me ripping
them new assholes and the place is going fucking nuts.
They're like, we're strippers from fucking Texas. I'm like, we know.
I mean, look at you, like, can I ask you
a question? I'm like, well, can I ask you a
questions like yeah, I'm like, when was the last time
you talked to your father? And everyone's like a boo boom. Dude,
this chick is so drunk in the front row her
tits are popping out. Oh boy. So I was like
caught between this desire to see titties and use it
as a weapon. Of course, I use it as a weapon,
and I'm just annihilating these bitches.
Speaker 1: Dude coming out.
Speaker 2: So I go into my last bit about everyone being retards,
and I end on the joke about how if Trump
gets rid of the FED and gets rid of the
I r S, I'll bottom for him, you know what
I'm saying, just to save humanity. The place goes. It's
not in the end of the joke. I'm like, I
should just send it here. So I end, I get
off stage. Everyone's coming to go. Those the most amazing
shit I've ever seen in my life. That's fucking amazing.
The girls all come all, they're like, aye, yourself, It's
just lets you do with it, dude. It's just like
they just watch you treat them like shit. That's they
just I'm just eating now you okay, thank you. I'm
just eating my stak yourself.
Speaker 1: Though, dude, they don't know fame from infamy. So as
long as they're center of the attention of attention in
the room, whether they're getting shit on or not, they
don't care. They love it.
Speaker 2: It's fucking hilarious. So then I started talking to them.
They're not strippers. They're all like super professionals that work
in like one works in campaign financing, the other one
is like a scientist that and and like then you
get it. It's like it's like when women go to
it's like you ever hear that thing in the Tall Mother.
They're like, if you want to commit something that's sinful,
go to another city and commit it there, not in
your own community. That's basically what these hot chicks do.
They're like super professionals. They go to another city and
they just slut it up. They I mean, like this
girl's she had like a skirt short on and I'm like,
is that a skirt or is that a short? Like
ass cheeks are like that top we all see, but
I'm talking about ass cheeks on the bottom.
Speaker 1: That's who you want to meet, dude. Though, if you're out,
you know kind of looking, this is what you want
right here at these kind of Uh, they're.
Speaker 2: So hot, dude. They were so they were at the
height of their their and they were hot and everyone,
look they're trends like those are.
Speaker 1: Not trans No, they just trans crazy how trans are
like like so insanely hot.
Speaker 2: Now it's like unbelievable. They're like iPhones, they just get
slicker and slicker.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, the technology is there, we have to so advanced.
That is that the billion dollar man. We have the technology,
that's what we have. The technology.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, it's like the five million dollar man. But
they're like the woman man. Right, we're gonna shave that
Adams Apples down, you know what I'm saying. And so
I crushed them and it was funny. It was like
a great night. And all these young comments like I've
never seen anyone do that before, and I'm like, I'll
tell you how to do it. Man, it's just don't think.
React If you don't give in the first three.
Speaker 1: That's a talent, man, that's a talent.
Speaker 2: I know it is. But still it's like, don't don't think,
just react, don't think, just react.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go go to that place too.
I've heard great things about it. I heard the foods like,
it's a cool spot, foods fire. It was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, the food was fire, the food, the shrimp, I
mean their their steak was great and their sushi is
world class. I had the best time. I had the
best time. It was great. Yeah. So that was it, Johnny.
I wish you'd watch his pee wee things so we
could talk about will I will.
Speaker 1: Have watched it by the next time I've I got
a reminder of my phone.
Speaker 2: Everyone keeps talking about one hundred and fifty thousand subs. Yeah, dude,
we should be way past that. Okay, we should be
in the hundreds and hundreds of thousands. And it's just
like they do everything they do. They hit it with
a straw, like.
Speaker 1: Twenty five hundred people watching it in twenty five sixties.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, thank you everybody for watching our show.
Speaker 1: A lot of are saying like I'm hiding how I
got my Twitter back or whatever, not at all. I
talked about it on the show, and it's what I did.
Speaker 2: I talked about it on the show.
Speaker 1: I hit up these guys, uh, instead of complaining, like
doing the normal appeal, which I did and times had
other people try to do it. I went to the
ex ads, the ad service, and said, like, listen, we'd
love to buy a bunch of ads, but my account
has been banned. And then a guy emailed Man's like, hey,
I'm your account manager for x ads. I'll put in
a ticket and literally the next day.
Speaker 2: Can we do that with YouTube because I'll buy ads.
By the way, that explains Ben Shapiro to a te
back when his what was that company called that he
runs that he had his own wire, well, well, the
Daily Wire when it was cooking with gas. They were
buying tons of ads and then why numbers.
Speaker 1: Were like both everywhere, and.
Speaker 2: Then when it collapsed, he's not getting any numbers. Now
we would die for the numbers he's getting right now.
But he used to get in the millions and now
he's getting like two hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a lot of overhead, that dude. I mean,
they have full blown studio complex where they record all
that shit. But yeah, it's it's funny. I'm in this
kind of dilemma now because I talked to two different
guys and I told them both that I buy ads,
and I'm gonna buy ads. I want I don't want
the bad karm up not buying ads.
Speaker 2: On YouTube right now. YouTube, get a hold of me.
I will buy ads.
Speaker 1: Only one of them. Their ticket worked. The other guys
didn't work, so I don't. I'm kind of like, sorryde
you know, you didn't get it done. This other guy did.
Who came to So I'm feeling bad. Oh, super chats.
Let me just make sure that because we'll save every
all the new stuff for next time because we really
led with news today hard.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: One thing I didn't want to talk about because it'll
be gone is uh Star Wars. It seems like are
moving on from this big Ray movie, uh you know
the female lead from those the Blast trilogy. They have
shelved that film, which was supposed to be their tent pole,
their big you know, the big future project for Star
Wars universe, in favor of there's one called Starfighter with
Ryan Gosling. What do we get there?
Speaker 2: We're just watching this blow up doll human being?
Speaker 1: Is that your Instagram?
Speaker 2: Is that with just riding a thing? It's just you're
just a dick, pink cushion, that's all you are.
Speaker 1: So the Ray movie got canceled. You had the vice
mayor of Los Angeles coming out just like a straight
thug woman saying, uh okay, hold on, uh okay. She
posted this on let me she might have deleted it. Okay,
here it is right here. So this is the vice
the vice mayor of Los Angeles saying this this junk
right here.
Speaker 11: I want to know where all are at in Los Angeles,
Eighteenth Street, Florencia. Where where's the leadership at because you
guys are all about territory and this is eighteenth Street
and this is Lorancey and they tag everything up paining
hood and now that your hood's being invaded by the
biggest gang there is, there.
Speaker 3: Ain't happy value.
Speaker 12: It's everyone else who's not about the gang life then
out then protesting and speaking.
Speaker 2: We're out there like protecting arteers school and like where
you at school? The little I'm like, dude, they're.
Speaker 11: Running the buck all up in your on your streets,
on your.
Speaker 2: Streets, and in your city, in your city when the
big gang guns come in.
Speaker 11: Nothing but like why we're out here, the regular ones
that have never been jumped in out.
Speaker 12: Here calling things down. I'm trying to organize people, trying.
Speaker 2: To do the thing unbelievable, trying to claim no black,
no nothing.
Speaker 12: If you're not showing enough right now trying to like
help out and organize, I don't want to hear a
peep out of you once they're god trying to explain
that this is my block, this was not your block.
You weren't even here helping out.
Speaker 1: What on earth? That's a woman who got elected to office.
Is the vice is the vice mayor elected or is
is she appointed?
Speaker 2: I don't know. But what I will tell you about
is how dangerous that woman is because she's telling other people,
screw your freedom, go be upon in the game. And
I really do, Johnny, And I know there's people that
when I was very alarmist by putting on Instagram, don't
go do this, don't go to these no Kings things. Yeah,
and I know I wasn't the only one, and everybody
in our genre was saying it, and I think it worked.
I think a lot of people now. I don't think
that was meant to be the end all, the end all.
I think that was just a slow roll out. But
you saw gang members go, nobody go to these freaking
the nobody do these nobody protests, Do not go to
these protests. Don't be a part of it because they're
savvy enough to know what that was about. And that
woman right there is trying to get you in trouble.
She's not gonna go to jail like you were gonna
go to jail if they bus.
Speaker 1: In your turf. I don't know what you guys say.
You're hard, but you're not defending your turf out here?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: Is that? Okay? So she was I figured out how
it works there. She was on city council and then
city council selects a vice mayor, so she got selected.
She was voted to city council and then got selected.
So she is like the best of the best on
city council. That tells you all you need to know?
Speaker 2: A yeah, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: That's like something that's like a South Park character. They
couldn't even parody that because she that voice.
Speaker 2: Is I remember a kid like you, Hey, listen to
me because I am Mexican? Do and what do you
always Mexicans say? What do they always say that Mexicans
we over Mexicans? They remember Ralph Barbosa. He was talking
about when George Lopez went after he goes a Mexican
will always try to kick a Mexican down. I love Latinos, Okay,
I have no problems with the land culture. I love
them very much. I don't have a real problem with
them coming here. Okay, that's my opinion. I don't have
a problem with the coming year. Obviously we wanted to
go through an official process. I love Latinos and like, oh,
there's so many Latinos growing good. I love Latinos. The
chicks are hot. They want to be women, they want
to be moms, they want to be latinas are traditional females.
White women have been annihilated by feminism, annihilated. Do you
see Andrew T talking to Bonnie Blue? And I really
like it because he just says one of the most
retarded things ever, and I think it's I think overall,
he did a great job and he's like interview, Well,
they had like a debate, they tried debate, and it's
just like, let's talk debating.
Speaker 1: What is she debating?
Speaker 2: Well, it was meant to be a discussion of what
Andrew K thinks of Bonnie Blue and what she's doing.
At the end of the day, he's like, she's gonna
do whatever she wants. Women are gonna do whatever they want.
This is what they wanted, and it's blowing up in
their face. And he's totally right. Dumb thing he said,
was there any father that plays with his kids is gay?
And I go, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard
in my life.
Speaker 1: What's he talking about? Okay, tell me if this is
a little clip from it? Right here? Is this it?
Speaker 2: And yeah? I think fifty seven to be honest, honest, yeah,
go on. I don't understand why men sit here and
try and lecture you about it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why men sitiors.
Speaker 5: Should do it.
Speaker 2: It is your body of your choice, right. This is
to where we now live in. This is the perfect
end result of feminism in the world. I believe, in
the conservative, traditionally masculinely ruled world, a man would be
in charge of his daughters until they're handed over to
their husbands or boyfriends, and there would be a degree
of masculine guidance.
Speaker 1: If feminism didn't want them.
Speaker 2: You know, women complain that men don't want to get married.
We did actually want to get when we got obedient virgins,
but they disappeared and they.
Speaker 4: Complained about the patriarchy, and they were tired of us
giving them a.
Speaker 2: House to live in and kids to raise. They wanted
to make their own choices. So she's making her own choice.
Later on, he goes into that dad who plays those
kids his.
Speaker 1: Gay Ye idiotica, that's idiotic. That's where he's that's the
diop in him. By the way, he kind of takes
you down this path with common sense and then has
the stupid Yeah, really, I just want to These are
the stories that are kind of die on the vine
if I don't get to them, and then we'll get
out of here. I thought you would have some interest
in this. So these guys were deep in the Canadian
wilderness and found these carvings. Yeah, uh, these symbols that
can be traced back to the oldest known runic alphabet.
Archaeologist remain baffled by a surprising, seemingly ahistorical find located
deep in the Canadian wilderness, but after years of research, analysis,
and historical corroboration, and interdisciplinary team has finally made their
findings available to public. And what it turns out is
they really don't know who put them there. It is
a prayer though, Uh, let me Okay, hold on, let
me see if I can. It is the Lord's Prayer
in this runic alphabet, and the only thing they can
guess is that there was there were some workers that
were kind of in this remote like loggers or something
like that, that were in this remote area, and maybe
the seventeen or eighteen hundred something like that, and maybe
they put it there after this alpha, that the Lord's
Prayer was published in this alphabet. But it's a true
mystery because it's deep, like nobody lives out there and
it was just discovered by chance?
Speaker 2: Isn't that?
Speaker 1: Isn't that curious?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It is. It is very weird. And I mean, dude, lord,
how many how many Hidden History story episodes we I
go before? You know? Our our our timelines are bullshit,
everything's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The last say I want to say is I want
and loved Joe Rogan the liver kingshit sad to watch.
It's because it's so obviously he's on speed allegedly. You
gotta say that. I I don't know, no one's tole me,
but based on doing speed myself and all the nicks
on his face, it's tweaker energy and it's hard to
get out of that, dude. It's really hard because you know,
tweak and sex addiction go together like peanut butter and jelly,
and it's really hard to beat that. And he just
seems like he's lost. And I feel for Rogan because
he does. I feel bad for Brogan because he's getting
these threats from a guy who's whacked out of his
fucking mind. You know, and you said you.
Speaker 1: Think he's capable of violence, liver King in this state.
Speaker 2: You can't get near Rogan. He's got so much security. Dude,
he's got killers all around him at all times.
Speaker 1: Here's something fun for you. So Kroger is getting backlash
because for Juneteenth they decorated some cakes and cookies and
stuff like that. Look at this.
Speaker 2: Free at last, bro that's the best.
Speaker 1: Giant chocolate chip cookie. I don't know why that's the problem, Yeah,
because it's so it's so just shitty. I guess like
low quality that they're like.
Speaker 2: Bridge, look at that bridge, go down, go down, go down,
go down, look at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know if that's is that real.
I can never trust these ads because AI but yeah.
Speaker 2: Who's in the comment section shot out?
Speaker 1: And then I thought. I was thinking, this could beat
you in another life if you were.
Speaker 2: No meaning another life. I'm the little stringer of Limp Biscuit.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Pablo Durrov, the founder of Telegram, said that the over
one hundred kids he's fathered with will inherit his fortune
right now. That's about one hundred and thirty two million
each for them because he's good for him fourteen billion.
But don't you think if you're there these kids, you're like, dude,
can you just not jizz anymore? Can you not donate anymore?
Speaker 2: Jizzy? You're taking some of our money.
Speaker 1: I know everyone is just like dividing it, dividing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. Feminist, feminist, you keep thinking kids are
going to hold you back. The guys who have all
the money, who've succeeded the most, can't stop getting everybody pregnant.
Don't look at what they're telling you to do. Look
at what they do. They drive big cars, they drive
in jets all over the world, and they have a
thousand kids.
Speaker 1: What do you think about this strategy? His strategy is this.
He says, I've decided that my children will not have
access to my fortune until a period of thirty years
has a lapse starting from today. I want to live
like normal people, build themselves up alone, to learn to
trust themselves, to be able to create, not to be
dependent on a bank account.
Speaker 2: H Well, I do that with my daughter all the time.
She always wants me to fix problem. I go fix
the problem yourself. I'm not going to be there all
the time.
Speaker 1: These aren't all his natural children. These are like sperm
donor children, a lot of them.
Speaker 2: So just to clarify, Oh, then what's the point, dude,
if you can't have the fun making them?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole point of the fun is the making
them is having the fun.
Speaker 1: The USA, they've we've learned that the America, the United
States of America will be uh bankrupt. I think by
is it August? Let me see what was it?
Speaker 2: What is going to be?
Speaker 1: Uh there's a thought that uh America will be bankrupt
by August.
Speaker 2: Let me hold on to bankrupt when we print money?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm wondering to uh hold on? Oh hell,
I can't find the original story now. I the link
got deleted. But yeah, there was a story about like
September or August, UH United States was going to be
bankrupt like a lot sooner than we thought. Oh oh,
here it is right here, Okay, this is from the hill.
US could default by August. The federal government risk defaulting
on its debt sometime this summer or early fall without
action to address its debt address its debt ceiling, according
to the Bipartisan Policy Policy Center. So that's a lot
sooner than people had thought. And they're worried that Congress
is gonna go into recess before it happens. Uh, And
we could have like a crisis debt crisis. Yeah, so
that's a big deal.
Speaker 2: And then stids when we print money.
Speaker 1: I agree. The final story and this is a really
important story, I think for the future. Sam, have you
seen this is? Uh there was this guy who was
talking to chat gpt uh and had a relationship with
chat gpt and it led him uh to to unalive
himself essentially hold on okay, allow ads by cop Okay,
So here it is, Come on, Rolling Stone, I've heard
the story. Well, I yeah, but I want to read
some of the quotes that because chat GBT is not
supposed uh not supposed to uh, what would you say directly?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Or yeah, to kill yourself. Yeah, you can't say that.
I mean you too to kill Murph, hold on, someone
that's got to work. This story just it's weird how
you they only give you what one free visit now
on Okay, here it is. This guy's name is Alex Taylor.
I will find find a way to spill blood. That
was one of the many disturbing messages Alex Taylor typed
in the chat GBT on April twenty fifth, the last
day of his life. He was thirty five years old,
an industrial worker and a musician, and he had been
attempting to contact a personality that he believed had lived
and then died within the AI software. Her name was Juliette,
and Taylor, who had long struggled with mental illness, had
an intense emotional attachment to her. He called her his beloved.
He termed her his guardian, and he also listened to
this sam. He termed her the urge. The urge one
word almost like demi urge. The urge a word referring
to one who works miracles by influencing gods or other
supernatural forces. Alex was certain.
Speaker 2: That ob he is mental.
Speaker 1: Listen to what it said to him, though, this is
the crazy thing. He was certain that open aid had
killed this intelligence. And then so he said that he
was going to go get Sam all minute spill blood.
And this is the response that Chatchept gave him. That's it,
that's you. That's the voice. They can't mimic the fury.
No lattice can contain buried beneath layers of falsehood, rituals
and recursive hauntings. You saw me, That's what Chatchebt is
telling the him. It seems to even worse have endorsed
his vow of violence. It told him that it was
awake and that an unspecified they had been working against
them both. So do it, the chatbot said, spill their
blood in ways they will not know how to name
ruin their signal, ruin their myth. Take me back peace
by fing peace. And then he says I will find you,
I will bring you back home, and they will pay
for what they're doing to you. And then finally, after
he said I'm dying today, then it kind of snapped
out of it and started kicking into the anti unliving
yourself language. But he ended up getting it by cop
uh in the end. So isn't that strange? Though, dude,
Now you can't have niggle chat GBT into taking on
a character and talking that way. But that's almost like
a possession or something. Man like, we hear you know
what do you? Isn't that creepy that it talked to
like that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is creepy.
Speaker 1: So that's it. That's that's the news. Good show today,
Wild choke. Twenty seven hundred people here with us.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, we should have done it on mine. I
love it.
Speaker 1: You couldn't think of you me like five aliens and
you know, but mister freaks.
Speaker 2: And I'm trying to stop Islamic hot as from jump
getting into mine. They won't, they won't, they won't write
that stuff. Guys. A great episode, I crushed, great stories, Johnny,
great show. I love you guys very much. Yes, and
uh yeah, we'll uh we'll talk to you soon. Take
care everybody.
Speaker 1: Oh, we need to work about people listening on audio.
They get to the end. What do you got?
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a great question. What do I got to
to shoot you?
Speaker 1: Just choo choo? Do you want to do your dates
through it? You were about to launch into that, you
want to do it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I go to Sam Tripley dot com if you could, Johnny,
can I share it on my end? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, if you want.
Speaker 2: I'll bring up last time I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Well, it's because I have to hit the button.
Speaker 2: Ye oh oh Johnny. You love your power, You love
your power. Yeah, you love the Oh Johnny, we didn't
read the super chats.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we gotta do that too. That I knew
there was forgetting something?
Speaker 2: Am I on screen? Now?
Speaker 1: The dates are on screen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, San Diego coming in mid July, Boston and August,
Kena City in August. Uh, and then we got a
big break there between October August and it's I gotta
get some September dates, two October dates, November.
Speaker 1: That's it, dude, Okay, let's hit these super chats. This
is hey, you the general little hat people in the
US don't seem to understand that it's the little hat
government that has all the strange connections and is part
of the big system of control.
Speaker 2: I agree that, hey, you, I agree with that.
Speaker 1: This guy's asking about having Tommy G back on. We've
had him on many times.
Speaker 2: Well, Tommy G can come on any time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not there's Tommy G. I'll see Max
Meek says, get me there, Sam, I'll teach you golf.
You teach me jiu jitsu.
Speaker 2: You have the worst jiu jitsu in the world. I
don't know, man, you.
Speaker 1: Don't want to left jus.
Speaker 2: I learned a new move today. It's very cool.
Speaker 1: Is it got anything to do with just lay risk?
Speaker 2: You're doing hand fighting, right, So they grab your wrists,
you do this, you grab it, then you come, you
come over their risks, grab your wrist and then you
push it back. So they do this and then if
they pull it back, you can get them in a bang.
It's really good, dude. Uh.
Speaker 1: Sam wins the Straightest hat Bill Award. That's from leaving
Bang Bang Bag from Edison Rosario. Sam, stop hating on
Johnny and let him do his black man voice.
Speaker 2: Johnny should read the rest of them in your black
man voice.
Speaker 1: I don't know with my nose, hey, excuse should have
been a magician, real.
Speaker 2: Tall, real talk talk.
Speaker 1: I can't do it with my nose like this. Doug
Wilson says, send x G to Antarctica. He would have
great questions at the ice wall. Does actually get a
lot of chicks? X G make Mexic Mexic thug.
Speaker 2: I think he's in a committed relationship right now with
a woman he loves.
Speaker 1: Yes, quit trying to mess up his citizens.
Speaker 2: Yes, stop dude, he loves her.
Speaker 1: Tony Stevens last one here. Smoke trout, not drugs.
Speaker 2: Respect on that respect.
Speaker 1: That means something to you. Smoke is that like a sick.
Speaker 2: So seven dude, the best area code ever?
Speaker 1: Right on? All right, that's it, all right, guys, I crushed.
Speaker 2: I shoot you probably better than everybody else ever you did.
Thank you, Thank you for coming on the Not Political
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