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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's begin. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I could have hit the Florida Man slash

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<v Speaker 3>Woman theme song for this, but I think there's enough

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<v Speaker 3>innuindo in the store, not in the window. I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 3>stereotypes in this story that you kind of kind of

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<v Speaker 3>says Florida Man anyway, and it does go to Clearwater,

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<v Speaker 3>and it is a Florida woman, elderly Florida woman involved

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<v Speaker 3>in what's being described as another instance of gray on

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<v Speaker 3>gray crime. Is this old people fighting? No, not exactly, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got an eighty eight year old woman in Clearwater.

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<v Speaker 3>Her name is Her name is Carolyn Segrest. Carolyn has

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<v Speaker 3>been arrested for getting into a serious a crash involving

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<v Speaker 3>serious injury, not stopping to render aid, and then fleeing

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<v Speaker 3>the scene. Carolyn was in command of her Buick and

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<v Speaker 3>vision in the parking lot of the Sam's Club in

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<v Speaker 3>Clearwater about eight thirty in the morning when he ran

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<v Speaker 3>into the mobility scooter driven by seventy seven year old

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<v Speaker 3>Laverne Hampton.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of pontiac goes out on looking up it's

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<v Speaker 1>a Buick or what kind of wick vision?

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<v Speaker 2>Buick envision? What do you envision exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>Not hopefully not hitting a seventy seven year old woman

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<v Speaker 3>on a mobility scooter in the Sam's parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I can tell you any of those big box stores. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam's opens early. Huh, eight thirty in the morning. That's solid.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a solid car too. It's not as old time

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<v Speaker 1>as I thought.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was like, you know what, as you said, Buick,

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<v Speaker 1>you just immediately think all of.

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<v Speaker 2>The big old battle axe car.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just think old person. Yeah. But despite what

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<v Speaker 3>their advertising campaign has tried to change over the last

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<v Speaker 3>how many many years, I'm sorry that that that albatross

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<v Speaker 3>has been hung around that brand's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Even when Tiger Woods tried Remember Tiger is the spokesperson. Yeah, so, Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>do you you've noticed that though, whether it be a

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<v Speaker 1>Sam's at Costco, be Jays, all those parking lots are

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<v Speaker 1>so full of people trying to get deals, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>save some money, like we all are.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I've almost been running over like three times.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you they should give the Florida driver License

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<v Speaker 3>road test in the part of it should be in

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<v Speaker 3>a Costco or Sam's parking lot. I would be smart,

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<v Speaker 3>or really Trader Joe's if you really want to. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 3>what is it with them? Know? Is that part of

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<v Speaker 3>a prerequisite to open a Trader Joe's that the parking

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<v Speaker 3>lot be impossible?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know if all of them are

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<v Speaker 1>like that, but I know that one I told.

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<v Speaker 3>You I've been to several weather. By the way, Carolyn,

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<v Speaker 3>it's good to see she had her hair done up

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<v Speaker 3>for her much All sweet and old Carolyn eighty eight

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<v Speaker 3>took out a seventy seven year old Laverne on her

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<v Speaker 3>mobility scooter.

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<v Speaker 1>I had so many instances almost run over or some

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<v Speaker 1>backing in, you know, as you're as you're driving by

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<v Speaker 1>the almost back Indy out of their spot.

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<v Speaker 3>Told you about this several weeks ago. Well it went down.

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<v Speaker 3>Friday night. The first ever sanctioned World Sperm Race happened

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<v Speaker 3>in Los Angeles with contestants from UCLA and USC the

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<v Speaker 3>crosstown rival Revine for sperm superiority.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess ladies in tonal arsist a determined champion.

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<v Speaker 2>One more time you.

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, three hundred and twenty five thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 3>was wagered in total on this staiely.

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<v Speaker 4>On top USC at the bottom. This is for all

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<v Speaker 4>the marbles. Send the swimmers through the finish line. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, this looks.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a tighter race.

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<v Speaker 4>Their neck and neck for Christen with a slats there,

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<v Speaker 4>and we'll see how they may through these turns out.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember that big ball is the halfway marker. Sometimes having

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<v Speaker 4>war swimmers doesn't mean that they're faster.

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<v Speaker 2>These are head to head.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a phono finished, well is going tonight dressed

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<v Speaker 4>in Milker Next throw the FedEx line us.

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<v Speaker 3>The student with the winning sperm last name was Milker.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. There's here's where I use the phrase innuendo.

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<v Speaker 3>There's so much innuendo used in this clip. I have

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<v Speaker 3>the I have a full event for you if you

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<v Speaker 3>if that's if you got time to burn, We're sharing

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<v Speaker 3>it with you on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>The balls a halfway part. Yeah whatever, Milker. To take

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<v Speaker 1>a look at the Facebook page. The prize they got

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<v Speaker 1>at the end, the trophy, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can only imagine. Let me update that.

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<v Speaker 3>The loser also got white slime dumped on him.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, it's already it's already a oh I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I see the prize. Now it's in gold. Uh sperm

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<v Speaker 1>the it's already a shot in the face that you wait,

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<v Speaker 1>it's already a punch in the face that you have

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<v Speaker 1>the lower of the two.

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<v Speaker 2>But now you got to dump white slot. Come on

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<v Speaker 2>and salt the what damn it. You can't even talk

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<v Speaker 2>about this story without stepping it.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to continue stepping in.

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<v Speaker 2>Good job, there Nolkery. People will bet on anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, three hundred and twenty five thousand collectively wagered you no,

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<v Speaker 3>you're you're. They will bet on anything, And this was

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<v Speaker 3>a room jam packed. It was mainly college aged people too.

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<v Speaker 3>The college aged dudes are the ones who are in

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<v Speaker 3>over their head on this gambling stuff. Oh God, because

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<v Speaker 3>of the apps that there's no you could be going

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<v Speaker 3>yeah or no, they are. Trust me when we tell

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<v Speaker 3>you this.

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<v Speaker 1>You've seen stats on that, right, yeah, yeah, I mean all.

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<v Speaker 2>The different prop bets.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>We had a headline of the week, uh, number one

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<v Speaker 3>contender uh in the six o'clock hour. Now we have

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<v Speaker 3>literally a number two contender here, hold on, let me

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<v Speaker 3>hit it go. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked poops

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<v Speaker 3>on plane seat during flights. Now, now I understand Taco,

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<v Speaker 3>and I know you understand this better than anyone. The

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<v Speaker 3>use of the word allegedly, uh huh. When you have

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<v Speaker 3>a plane full of fellow passengers who all witnessed the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing and have the same accounting of what happened,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you need to use the word allegedly

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<v Speaker 3>when this happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I think they do that because he hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>been charged yet, you know, so Zelle's alleged until they

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<v Speaker 1>have their day in court. What the nut job?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you walk onto the plane and you get

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<v Speaker 1>a really big, really heavy did.

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<v Speaker 2>Next to you, and I, oh god, this is a six.

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<v Speaker 1>Hour flight and I can barely even get my arm

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<v Speaker 1>on the arm rest. But I'd take that any day over.

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<v Speaker 1>The plane had to be taken out of service to

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<v Speaker 1>be cleaned. It's just like the pool at the you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the the gym when the kid goes in it, like

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<v Speaker 1>my kid did.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's telling that story the other day.

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<v Speaker 3>You told you told her here a few weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a badge of honor.

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<v Speaker 3>Man. Yeah. I just every every time you hear of

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<v Speaker 3>an incident similar to this, it's on a plane, you

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<v Speaker 3>just you feel for the other passengers who had.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hence the guy that was sitting next to him

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking about, I was sitting next up. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I just, you know, slowly get up and offer

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<v Speaker 1>him a dude. Wife As I was walking away.

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<v Speaker 3>Speaking of witch, you're burning through those this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>How many?

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<v Speaker 3>How many of the four floor restrooms have you visited?

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<v Speaker 3>You're on a tour this I was at my own

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<v Speaker 3>home twice this morning, are and then how many times

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<v Speaker 3>here already this morning too?

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<v Speaker 2>More?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I ad over the weekend. I think I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was leftover fish.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, might have been left over a little too long.

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<v Speaker 1>Could have been letting the fish I ordered, either ordered

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<v Speaker 1>grouper and brought me my I just didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>wait and complain all right now, I might plus was black,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I don't want to get drafted.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah w j R

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<v Speaker 2>R no matter