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Speaker 3: I guess I could have hit the Florida Man slash
Speaker 3: Woman theme song for this, but I think there's enough
Speaker 3: innuindo in the store, not in the window. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: stereotypes in this story that you kind of kind of
Speaker 3: says Florida Man anyway, and it does go to Clearwater,
Speaker 3: and it is a Florida woman, elderly Florida woman involved
Speaker 3: in what's being described as another instance of gray on
Speaker 3: gray crime. Is this old people fighting? No, not exactly, Taco.
Speaker 3: We've got an eighty eight year old woman in Clearwater.
Speaker 3: Her name is Her name is Carolyn Segrest. Carolyn has
Speaker 3: been arrested for getting into a serious a crash involving
Speaker 3: serious injury, not stopping to render aid, and then fleeing
Speaker 3: the scene. Carolyn was in command of her Buick and
Speaker 3: vision in the parking lot of the Sam's Club in
Speaker 3: Clearwater about eight thirty in the morning when he ran
Speaker 3: into the mobility scooter driven by seventy seven year old
Speaker 3: Laverne Hampton.
Speaker 1: What kind of pontiac goes out on looking up it's
Speaker 1: a Buick or what kind of wick vision?
Speaker 2: Buick envision? What do you envision exactly?
Speaker 3: Not hopefully not hitting a seventy seven year old woman
Speaker 3: on a mobility scooter in the Sam's parking lot.
Speaker 1: Hey, I can tell you any of those big box stores. Well,
Speaker 1: Sam's opens early. Huh, eight thirty in the morning. That's solid.
Speaker 1: It's a solid car too. It's not as old time
Speaker 1: as I thought.
Speaker 3: Pat.
Speaker 1: I thought this was like, you know what, as you said, Buick,
Speaker 1: you just immediately think all of.
Speaker 2: The big old battle axe car.
Speaker 3: No, I just think old person. Yeah. But despite what
Speaker 3: their advertising campaign has tried to change over the last
Speaker 3: how many many years, I'm sorry that that that albatross
Speaker 3: has been hung around that brand's name.
Speaker 1: Even when Tiger Woods tried Remember Tiger is the spokesperson. Yeah, so, Pat,
Speaker 1: do you you've noticed that though, whether it be a
Speaker 1: Sam's at Costco, be Jays, all those parking lots are
Speaker 1: so full of people trying to get deals, you know,
Speaker 1: save some money, like we all are.
Speaker 2: Man, I've almost been running over like three times.
Speaker 3: I told you they should give the Florida driver License
Speaker 3: road test in the part of it should be in
Speaker 3: a Costco or Sam's parking lot. I would be smart,
Speaker 3: or really Trader Joe's if you really want to. Oh god,
Speaker 3: what is it with them? Know? Is that part of
Speaker 3: a prerequisite to open a Trader Joe's that the parking
Speaker 3: lot be impossible?
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know if all of them are
Speaker 1: like that, but I know that one I told.
Speaker 3: You I've been to several weather. By the way, Carolyn,
Speaker 3: it's good to see she had her hair done up
Speaker 3: for her much All sweet and old Carolyn eighty eight
Speaker 3: took out a seventy seven year old Laverne on her
Speaker 3: mobility scooter.
Speaker 1: I had so many instances almost run over or some
Speaker 1: backing in, you know, as you're as you're driving by
Speaker 1: the almost back Indy out of their spot.
Speaker 3: Told you about this several weeks ago. Well it went down.
Speaker 3: Friday night. The first ever sanctioned World Sperm Race happened
Speaker 3: in Los Angeles with contestants from UCLA and USC the
Speaker 3: crosstown rival Revine for sperm superiority.
Speaker 4: I guess ladies in tonal arsist a determined champion.
Speaker 2: One more time you.
Speaker 3: By the way, three hundred and twenty five thousand dollars
Speaker 3: was wagered in total on this staiely.
Speaker 4: On top USC at the bottom. This is for all
Speaker 4: the marbles. Send the swimmers through the finish line. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, this looks.
Speaker 3: Like a tighter race.
Speaker 4: Their neck and neck for Christen with a slats there,
Speaker 4: and we'll see how they may through these turns out.
Speaker 4: Remember that big ball is the halfway marker. Sometimes having
Speaker 4: war swimmers doesn't mean that they're faster.
Speaker 2: These are head to head.
Speaker 4: I have a phono finished, well is going tonight dressed
Speaker 4: in Milker Next throw the FedEx line us.
Speaker 3: The student with the winning sperm last name was Milker.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. There's here's where I use the phrase innuendo.
Speaker 3: There's so much innuendo used in this clip. I have
Speaker 3: the I have a full event for you if you
Speaker 3: if that's if you got time to burn, We're sharing
Speaker 3: it with you on our Facebook page.
Speaker 1: The balls a halfway part. Yeah whatever, Milker. To take
Speaker 1: a look at the Facebook page. The prize they got
Speaker 1: at the end, the trophy, I.
Speaker 2: Can only imagine. Let me update that.
Speaker 3: The loser also got white slime dumped on him.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's already it's already a oh I see it.
Speaker 1: I see the prize. Now it's in gold. Uh sperm
Speaker 1: the it's already a shot in the face that you wait,
Speaker 1: it's already a punch in the face that you have
Speaker 1: the lower of the two.
Speaker 2: But now you got to dump white slot. Come on
Speaker 2: and salt the what damn it. You can't even talk
Speaker 2: about this story without stepping it.
Speaker 3: I want to continue stepping in.
Speaker 2: Good job, there Nolkery. People will bet on anything.
Speaker 3: Dude, three hundred and twenty five thousand collectively wagered you no,
Speaker 3: you're you're. They will bet on anything, And this was
Speaker 3: a room jam packed. It was mainly college aged people too.
Speaker 3: The college aged dudes are the ones who are in
Speaker 3: over their head on this gambling stuff. Oh God, because
Speaker 3: of the apps that there's no you could be going
Speaker 3: yeah or no, they are. Trust me when we tell
Speaker 3: you this.
Speaker 1: You've seen stats on that, right, yeah, yeah, I mean all.
Speaker 2: The different prop bets.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: We had a headline of the week, uh, number one
Speaker 3: contender uh in the six o'clock hour. Now we have
Speaker 3: literally a number two contender here, hold on, let me
Speaker 3: hit it go. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked poops
Speaker 3: on plane seat during flights. Now, now I understand Taco,
Speaker 3: and I know you understand this better than anyone. The
Speaker 3: use of the word allegedly, uh huh. When you have
Speaker 3: a plane full of fellow passengers who all witnessed the
Speaker 3: same thing and have the same accounting of what happened,
Speaker 3: I don't think you need to use the word allegedly
Speaker 3: when this happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think they do that because he hasn't
Speaker 1: been charged yet, you know, so Zelle's alleged until they
Speaker 1: have their day in court. What the nut job?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: You know, you walk onto the plane and you get
Speaker 1: a really big, really heavy did.
Speaker 2: Next to you, and I, oh god, this is a six.
Speaker 1: Hour flight and I can barely even get my arm
Speaker 1: on the arm rest. But I'd take that any day over.
Speaker 1: The plane had to be taken out of service to
Speaker 1: be cleaned. It's just like the pool at the you know,
Speaker 1: the the gym when the kid goes in it, like
Speaker 1: my kid did.
Speaker 2: Let's telling that story the other day.
Speaker 3: You told you told her here a few weeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a badge of honor.
Speaker 3: Man. Yeah. I just every every time you hear of
Speaker 3: an incident similar to this, it's on a plane, you
Speaker 3: just you feel for the other passengers who had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hence the guy that was sitting next to him
Speaker 1: I was talking about, I was sitting next up. I
Speaker 1: think I just, you know, slowly get up and offer
Speaker 1: him a dude. Wife As I was walking away.
Speaker 3: Speaking of witch, you're burning through those this morning?
Speaker 2: How many?
Speaker 3: How many of the four floor restrooms have you visited?
Speaker 3: You're on a tour this I was at my own
Speaker 3: home twice this morning, are and then how many times
Speaker 3: here already this morning too?
Speaker 2: More?
Speaker 3: What's going on? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Something I ad over the weekend. I think I know.
Speaker 2: I think it was leftover fish.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, might have been left over a little too long.
Speaker 1: Could have been letting the fish I ordered, either ordered
Speaker 1: grouper and brought me my I just didn't want to
Speaker 1: wait and complain all right now, I might plus was black,
Speaker 1: and so I don't want to get drafted.
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