WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:00.760 Hi everyone. 2 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:03.439 Tony from Hack the Movies here and it's Valentine's Day 3 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:07.480 once again, and today we're gonna be talking about Saving Silverman, 4 00:00:08.119 --> 00:00:13.800 a surprisingly relatable, outlandish comedy today on Hack the Movies, 5 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:18.359 Talking talk talk, talking about tapes. 6 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:20.480 Hello Tim, Tony. 7 00:00:21.239 --> 00:00:25.679 Remember the key to this is if the chips stick 8 00:00:25.719 --> 00:00:28.640 of the nachos stick together, that's a fun nacho. 9 00:00:29.800 --> 00:00:34.039 Uh yes, Savings Silverman. I'm glad we picked this one up. 10 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:38.119 I love this movie. Valentine's Day again. The single pringles 11 00:00:38.119 --> 00:00:39.479 I think you called us last time. 12 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:42.280 That's the last time we were here, my friend. Neither 13 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:43.640 of us gotten girlfriend since then. 14 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:49.560 Or a couple of sour cream and onions. Oh so 15 00:00:49.759 --> 00:00:52.640 this is what the fourth year in a row. I'm 16 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:54.920 killing it. I'm killing it with these V Day specials. 17 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:55.439 Here we go. 18 00:00:56.159 --> 00:01:03.679 Uh yes, Saving Silverman of this movie fantastic underrated from 19 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:07.120 director Dennis Duggan, who's done some good movies like Problem 20 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:09.480 Child and what was the other one, Billy Madison. I 21 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:12.400 think Big Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Yeah, Happy Gilmour, that 22 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:16.079 was the one, and some terrible movies like Grown Ups. 23 00:01:16.200 --> 00:01:17.959 I think and think Jack and Jill. I think he 24 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:18.879 did Jack and Jill. 25 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:22.480 He's made some stickers, but this one is solid, fantastic, 26 00:01:22.640 --> 00:01:24.879 This one is solid. And of course, you know, we're 27 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:28.000 reviewing a Jack Black movie, so let's give the comments 28 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:29.799 a couple seconds to tell us that he sucks. 29 00:01:29.879 --> 00:01:33.079 Let's get like, get it out of your system. Wait 30 00:01:33.159 --> 00:01:36.719 what Jack Black sucks? Oh? Have you been asleep since 31 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:38.079 last year? Yeah? 32 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:40.680 Yeah, sorry guys, I just woke up apparently. 33 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:42.680 Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of things I gotta tell 34 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:46.359 you that. Yeah. Fuck you see last year. 35 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.640 I was proactive and I was like, I want to 36 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:51.439 do Tenacious T for Boy's Month. Oh I remember, And 37 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:54.519 I shot the review in April, and I went, there's 38 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:57.719 no way Tenacious D will get into a big controversy 39 00:01:57.760 --> 00:01:58.599 between now and. 40 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:03.359 When this episode air. Oh right, a week or. 41 00:02:03.359 --> 00:02:05.840 Two before the episode airs, that whole thing happened. I'm like, 42 00:02:05.879 --> 00:02:06.640 you gotta be kidding. 43 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:10.479 I forgot, you gotta be kidding. Damn all right, well, 44 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:11.800 you know, but you know what. 45 00:02:11.759 --> 00:02:14.639 At least he didn't do anything bad since then, except 46 00:02:14.639 --> 00:02:17.560 put out a trailer for a terrible looking Minecraft movie. 47 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:19.479 Yeah that looks like as it looks terrible. 48 00:02:19.479 --> 00:02:21.360 I don't even give a shit about Minecraft, but even 49 00:02:21.400 --> 00:02:22.520 I'm just like, what is this? 50 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:28.560 Sorry to the teenage audience watching, don't even that, You're like, 51 00:02:28.639 --> 00:02:29.919 is that Steve? Who is that? 52 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:34.759 But yeah, Jack Black Comedy back when people used to 53 00:02:34.919 --> 00:02:37.599 like him. I did just watch a whole video like 54 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:39.680 he is tanking, like he's losing fin. 55 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:42.560 To be honest, like his movies as of late have 56 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.919 been like yeah, pretty bad. Yeah, not that they were 57 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:47.719 always winners. There were some stingers here and there, but now, 58 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:49.479 just like his reputation. 59 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:53.680 Because because he was so well liked and lovable when 60 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.719 he finally hit some controversies fell off. 61 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:58.680 Sure, but you know what, this review is going to 62 00:02:58.719 --> 00:02:59.240 bring him back. 63 00:02:59.319 --> 00:03:01.520 People are gonna be like, I forgot how good he. 64 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:05.800 Was in this movie. Yes, dude, JD mcnugen the legend. 65 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:08.000 When did you first see this movie? I saw this 66 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:11.280 movie like straight up. I think my brother Joey rented 67 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:14.400 it from blockbust or something like we watched this what 68 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:15.360 we all love. 69 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:18.960 This movie in the theater? You saw him? My grandmother 70 00:03:19.120 --> 00:03:21.240 was watching us one week. Oh does she take you 71 00:03:21.280 --> 00:03:24.280 to this? Yes? Why was this two thousand and one? 72 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:25.240 I was eleven. 73 00:03:26.520 --> 00:03:30.080 And I because at that point I secretly watched American 74 00:03:30.120 --> 00:03:33.039 Pie and I like Jack black Stuff, and I was 75 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:36.240 just like, hey, Grandma, I don't actually call her, I 76 00:03:36.280 --> 00:03:37.000 call her her real name. 77 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:37.960 It really bothers everyone. 78 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:41.319 I'm like, hand, we're gonna go see Safe and Silver Freak. 79 00:03:42.039 --> 00:03:44.319 I really want to see some I think we did 80 00:03:44.360 --> 00:03:46.479 a double feature. We did one movie for my little sister. 81 00:03:46.680 --> 00:03:49.159 Was it? It's like we saw Airbud and Savan Silver 82 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:50.719 you know what it might have been? 83 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:54.919 Hold on, Well, we definitely didn't see Hannibal or Valentine 84 00:03:55.159 --> 00:03:56.120 or Monkey Bone. 85 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:01.800 I don't know I saw Monkey Bone in the movies. 86 00:04:02.159 --> 00:04:04.840 I'm looking at the I don't know. C Spot Run. 87 00:04:04.879 --> 00:04:06.680 That's a kid's movie. That's the only one I'm seeing 88 00:04:06.680 --> 00:04:08.680 on this list here. All right, Well, we saw some 89 00:04:08.759 --> 00:04:10.840 other movies, so we did a double feature, and one 90 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:12.879 of them was Saving Sulfurman. 91 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:16.160 Amazing. Uh. Keep in mind, my little sister is nine. 92 00:04:16.439 --> 00:04:17.920 At this point, all three. 93 00:04:17.839 --> 00:04:20.120 Of you guys were watching Cowboy Wayne try to s 94 00:04:20.199 --> 00:04:23.120 his own wiener like in the yoga position. 95 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:26.399 You know, it's funny, Like my mom and my grandfather 96 00:04:26.519 --> 00:04:27.399 didn't care what we watched. 97 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:30.519 My grandmother's a little bit more reserved, so she didn't 98 00:04:30.519 --> 00:04:32.759 know what we were walking into however. 99 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:35.360 Huge Neil Diamond fan. Oh perfect. 100 00:04:35.439 --> 00:04:38.079 So she was like sold from the beginning, and then 101 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.920 like all the raunchy stuffs happened, She's like, oh my god, 102 00:04:41.439 --> 00:04:44.000 that's amazing that way. Then a year later I made 103 00:04:44.040 --> 00:04:46.199 her I talked about this in one of Kley's videos. 104 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:49.399 I made her go see ah fucking one hour photo 105 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:50.480 with Robin Williams. 106 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:54.399 Yeah, yet, could you get any darker? Dude? Like, literally, 107 00:04:55.000 --> 00:04:56.879 like twelve, I heard Rob Williams in a horror movie. 108 00:04:56.920 --> 00:04:58.720 I wanted to see it. She had no ideas, like 109 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:00.920 I love Robin Williams. 110 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:05.319 Nuts everyone, everyone, at least it wasn't World's Greatest Dad. 111 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:08.839 So and then when it hit like a premium cable, 112 00:05:08.879 --> 00:05:11.240 I watched it. I watched this so much on cable. 113 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:14.720 I watched it was always on Comedy Central TVs. Like, yeah, 114 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:14.879 well I. 115 00:05:14.879 --> 00:05:17.199 Watched it on HBO first, so I got to watch it. 116 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:19.040 And then yeah, I always made a point. I think 117 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:21.439 I had it taped at one point off a cable 118 00:05:21.480 --> 00:05:24.800 and I would watch it religiously. And then years later 119 00:05:24.839 --> 00:05:28.160 I got the R rated DVD, which you think you 120 00:05:28.199 --> 00:05:29.160 have not lies. 121 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.079 So I definitely have seen the RATA version at one point, 122 00:05:32.079 --> 00:05:34.079 because I did remember that line when we were talking 123 00:05:34.079 --> 00:05:36.879 off camera. But as far as like what I watched 124 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:39.120 before I came here, I definitely I don't think I 125 00:05:39.160 --> 00:05:39.920 watched radio. 126 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:42.279 It's funny because I've only seen like when I got 127 00:05:42.279 --> 00:05:44.000 the DVD. It's been a while since I watched this, 128 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:45.560 but I remember when I first got the DVD, I 129 00:05:45.600 --> 00:05:48.360 didn't realize I had gotten the R rated cut, and 130 00:05:48.399 --> 00:05:49.800 I'm like, I don't remember this. 131 00:05:49.959 --> 00:05:51.959 I'm like, what does this scene like? That joke is 132 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.040 completely different. 133 00:05:54.040 --> 00:05:56.279 So yeah, I'm gonna ask you, uh, because I didn't 134 00:05:56.319 --> 00:05:58.240 hit good time to finish all the theatrical cut, I'm 135 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:00.439 gonna ask you about So there's certain changes I do know, 136 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:03.399 but I'm gonna ask you to elaborate on some of them. 137 00:06:03.439 --> 00:06:05.480 So yeah, Oh, by. 138 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:08.439 The way, because it opens up on a Neil Diamond concert, 139 00:06:08.480 --> 00:06:11.240 this gave me my love of Neil Diamond. 140 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:14.519 Same, I love Neil Diamond because of this movie. Because 141 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:16.439 of this movie. And it's one of those things like 142 00:06:16.480 --> 00:06:17.600 it's like because I. 143 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:19.879 Found out my grandmother had a CD like his, like 144 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:23.040 one live album, and I stole it from them, and 145 00:06:23.079 --> 00:06:25.319 then I bought some of my own. It was one 146 00:06:25.360 --> 00:06:26.920 of those things like I was like, oh, it's the 147 00:06:26.920 --> 00:06:28.879 guy from a movie. Let me listen to it ironically, 148 00:06:28.920 --> 00:06:30.639 and then I'm like, no, wait, I actually. 149 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:31.680 Really liked I love this album. 150 00:06:31.720 --> 00:06:33.920 I'm like, I love this album. And then back in 151 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:35.480 two thousand and eight, me and Johannah went to see 152 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:36.160 him in concert. 153 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:39.839 No you didn't you saw Neil Diamond live? Yes? Had 154 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:42.639 I bought a shirt from me? No? No, no, I 155 00:06:42.639 --> 00:06:43.959 bought a shirt that he sold at. 156 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.439 The concert, and then I left that at an next 157 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:48.519 girlfriend's house and then she ripped it in half and 158 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:52.120 gave it back to me. And then my aunt went 159 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:53.639 to see him in concert a year later and she 160 00:06:53.680 --> 00:06:57.639 got And then I found this book in a thrift store. 161 00:06:57.639 --> 00:07:00.560 It's from his twenty twelve concert. It's like his whole history, 162 00:07:00.759 --> 00:07:02.560 and I have it on the two thousands page and 163 00:07:02.639 --> 00:07:04.680 you get to see some saving summer me in there. 164 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:08.920 So I forgot to write it down. It was gonna 165 00:07:08.920 --> 00:07:11.360 be I think maybe it was Neil Young. There were 166 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:14.680 two other singers I think they had in mind, but 167 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:17.360 they turned it down. And then Heil Diamond was like yeah, sure, 168 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:20.319 They're like all right, we're going all in on Neil dive. 169 00:07:20.439 --> 00:07:22.720 I actually love that too, because it's like it's like 170 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:24.680 just mainstream enough to not be mainstream. 171 00:07:24.800 --> 00:07:25.639 Yeah you know what I mean. 172 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:29.319 Yeah, they were gonna have they wanted, like Adam Sandler 173 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.360 and this Ben Steeler, but I think at that point 174 00:07:31.439 --> 00:07:31.959 they might have been. 175 00:07:31.920 --> 00:07:34.240 A little too big for this particular movie. 176 00:07:35.000 --> 00:07:37.480 Uh so yeah, they went with uh what Jason Biggs, 177 00:07:37.560 --> 00:07:38.720 Jack Black and Steve's An. 178 00:07:38.920 --> 00:07:41.160 This is like probably my introduction to Steve's on. Yeah, 179 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:42.560 and he's been in a ton of stuff. And then 180 00:07:42.639 --> 00:07:45.959 what happened to what is her name again? What did 181 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:48.360 she do after this? She did a bunch of movies. 182 00:07:48.399 --> 00:07:49.800 I think I was looking up. It's one of those 183 00:07:49.800 --> 00:07:51.920 cases where they're in a ton of stuff. It's just 184 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:56.519 I'm not watching it. Yeah, it's like TV stuff. So yeah, 185 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:58.600 I wish she was in like bigger stuff that I saw. 186 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:02.639 How good she's She's great in this. She plays a 187 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:04.759 really good bad guy. I kind of wanted to see 188 00:08:04.759 --> 00:08:06.439 more movies of her being a bad guy. 189 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:07.839 So yeah. 190 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:10.000 So it opens up on the Neil Diamond concert singing 191 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:12.319 my favorite Neil Diamond song, Holly. 192 00:08:12.040 --> 00:08:19.680 Holy his favorite Guys, which is what he opened up 193 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:21.720 with at the concert. That I saw it. 194 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:24.759 Yeah, you know, it's funny because like, I'm not like 195 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.439 one of those like poser Neil Diamond fans. Yeah, I 196 00:08:27.480 --> 00:08:28.959 don't like Sweet Carolina that much. 197 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:29.439 I do. 198 00:08:29.879 --> 00:08:33.039 It's fine, it's fine. It's like hit hit Sweet Carolina 199 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:34.879 at a wedding after come on. 200 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:35.440 It's fine. 201 00:08:35.519 --> 00:08:38.080 It's just like he has a lot of better songs. Yeah, 202 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:39.919 and I know that's the popular one. But the problem 203 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:40.519 is the concert. 204 00:08:40.559 --> 00:08:42.759 He's like, who wants to see me sing it one 205 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:43.440 more time? 206 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:45.519 And everyone's like yeah, and I'm like no, I'm good 207 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:47.759 and like I'm like to Cherry Cherry again. 208 00:08:47.799 --> 00:08:50.279 And ironically, they don't play Sweet Carolina in this movie. 209 00:08:50.399 --> 00:08:53.080 They you hear it once? Okay, you hear it once. 210 00:08:53.159 --> 00:08:53.919 I'll point out the scene. 211 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:55.639 Oh wait, I think I know it's seen. It is, Yeah, 212 00:08:55.679 --> 00:08:56.120 I think so. 213 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:58.759 It opens up on the Hot August Night concert from 214 00:08:58.840 --> 00:09:03.080 nineteen seventy two. I think we see Steve's on as 215 00:09:03.279 --> 00:09:06.159 Wayne Uh, and he tells us that it was a 216 00:09:06.200 --> 00:09:09.120 great concert. He knows because he was there, and by 217 00:09:09.159 --> 00:09:11.600 that it means his parents were there. They gave birth 218 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:11.919 to him. 219 00:09:12.039 --> 00:09:14.039 Ye, my eye is pregnant. 220 00:09:14.639 --> 00:09:16.720 Say we get to learn about him and his friends. 221 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:19.639 We learned about Darren who he met in school and 222 00:09:19.799 --> 00:09:23.440 j D. JD will be Jack Black. Darren is Jason Biggs. 223 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:26.759 J D is an idiot, he's lacked us a tolerant 224 00:09:26.840 --> 00:09:29.919 but still drinks milk. And Darren is just always falling 225 00:09:30.039 --> 00:09:31.519 for the ladies. 226 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:32.679 And a male cheerleader. 227 00:09:33.080 --> 00:09:35.879 He eventually becomes a male cheerleader. But yeah, he like 228 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:37.720 gets into a fight with like a little girl, and 229 00:09:37.759 --> 00:09:39.679 then Wayne is loyal and he's gonna beat up the 230 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:42.039 little girl and gets his ass kick fire. But yeah, 231 00:09:42.080 --> 00:09:44.159 then they become friends. They're still friends in high school. 232 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:47.799 Was he was the Wayne is the third string quarterback. 233 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:53.279 JD is the mascot, and then Darren is the cheerleader. 234 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:53.879 Amazing. 235 00:09:54.679 --> 00:09:58.879 We find out that Darren loves Sandy's another cheerleader there, 236 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:02.679 and the late Arley Ermie is the coach. 237 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:06.360 Yes, legend I love him in the brows of the game. 238 00:10:06.679 --> 00:10:09.879 In the game, So what was the thing? 239 00:10:11.159 --> 00:10:14.840 I think, if I remember right, Dennis Duggan wanted Arley 240 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:20.000 Ermie for the Carl Weathers character and happy Gilmore Adam 241 00:10:20.039 --> 00:10:24.080 Sandler wanted Carl Weathers, so I think he promised Arlee 242 00:10:24.240 --> 00:10:26.480 Erbie like my next film, I'm putting you in and 243 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:29.679 it ended up being this one's choice. It's great choice. 244 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:35.000 He's awesome. He's so fucking funny in this and he 245 00:10:35.159 --> 00:10:40.080 really teaches great lessons. Yeah, like stay away from women. 246 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:43.919 All they want is your man juice. You know, I 247 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:46.600 didn't realize, like when I was a kid, I'm not 248 00:10:46.679 --> 00:10:49.720 going into high school yet. I should have listened to 249 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:51.679 a lot of what he was saying, because I had 250 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:54.000 I had a Judith. I had a couple of Judas 251 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:56.080 in my life, haven't. 252 00:10:56.080 --> 00:10:58.399 Did you have any waynes or JD's to save you? Nope, 253 00:10:58.480 --> 00:10:59.200 because I didn't. 254 00:10:59.279 --> 00:11:02.120 No, they just me But they didn't. Really I would 255 00:11:02.120 --> 00:11:03.799 have loved if they kidnapped it would have been great. 256 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.279 But yeah, so I love He's like, stay away from 257 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:11.200 women all they wanted in two lessons, Yeah, use your 258 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:14.159 hand if you can't suppress, and he urges with lard 259 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:18.000 lickor and the second lesson is sportsmanship parkmanship. 260 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:24.919 Parkmanship proceeds to like literally impale a ref We find 261 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:27.279 out later in the movie he had murdered a referee. 262 00:11:28.320 --> 00:11:31.399 Okay, first big change from the PG thirteen the r 263 00:11:31.519 --> 00:11:35.559 Rada cut. We find out JD is working at subway. 264 00:11:35.600 --> 00:11:38.000 Now in your cut, when he says he's working at subway, 265 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:38.679 what happens? 266 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:41.639 He just gets like, he just gets fired. He gets 267 00:11:41.679 --> 00:11:42.600 thrown out of the front. Yeah. 268 00:11:42.840 --> 00:11:47.519 JD is rapidly working his way up the ladder at subway. 269 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:50.759 Our ray of cut goes on longer, so he's working. 270 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:54.440 He actually was working his way up. Yeah, and he 271 00:11:54.559 --> 00:11:58.080 was showing some like regional manager like how he trained 272 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:58.559 his team. 273 00:11:59.360 --> 00:11:59.480 Uh. 274 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:02.960 And the first guy couldn't remember the sizes of the cups. 275 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:04.879 Yeah, I don't remember. 276 00:12:04.919 --> 00:12:08.240 He goes small, medium, and long, and he's like, no, 277 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:08.960 that guy sucks. 278 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:10.480 Let me show you this dude. 279 00:12:10.519 --> 00:12:13.039 And the dude makes the sandwich and he puts all 280 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:15.639 the insides on the outside of the sandwich, so he 281 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:18.480 just covers the sandwich and meat and cheese, but on 282 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:22.120 the outside. And then his third guy is JD's protege. 283 00:12:22.279 --> 00:12:24.440 He really believes that he made a big party sub. 284 00:12:25.000 --> 00:12:27.519 It's a huge fat guy. The party subs gone. So 285 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:29.320 that's why he gets fired because he has up being 286 00:12:29.320 --> 00:12:30.799 the worst trainer of all time. 287 00:12:30.960 --> 00:12:31.960 Oh, I see, I didn't know that. 288 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:35.600 Yeah, not a great scene. I actually I think at 289 00:12:35.600 --> 00:12:37.279 the time this airs, I think we already put out 290 00:12:37.320 --> 00:12:40.120 the Blues Brothers episode, and we talked about how that 291 00:12:40.159 --> 00:12:42.120 was a movie that did not need a director's cut, 292 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:45.600 did not need an extended cut. It's rough with comedies 293 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:47.879 with extended cuts, and this is one like this is 294 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:50.240 kind of funny, but it's funnier in the Theatri Girl 295 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:52.240 where it's like he's working his way up at boom, 296 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:55.440 he's just already fired and kicked out. Yeah, it's way 297 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:58.360 funny when there's stuff like that. I mean they did 298 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.519 also just cut some raunchy. I have some leeway for that, 299 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:03.320 but like it was just the comedic time is way 300 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:07.279 better than theatrical cut. Darren works at a retirement home. Uh, 301 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:10.279 and Wayne is a rodent wrangler. 302 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:14.279 Cowboy Wayne Yep. He goes to the old lady's house. 303 00:13:14.480 --> 00:13:18.679 She's like, there's something big under there. Careful, sonny, and 304 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.679 he finds a baby raccoon and it's just all nice. 305 00:13:21.720 --> 00:13:23.519 He's like, where's your mommy, And then do you have 306 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:24.399 it on the shirt? Here? 307 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:34.759 Raw the raccoon comes out mommy. 308 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:36.600 And he puts it in a coma and then it 309 00:13:36.679 --> 00:13:39.799 just wakes back up. Great bit. It's great, great bit. 310 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:41.960 And like the raccoon looks like that, like the way 311 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:44.279 like everything looked really good, you know what I mean, 312 00:13:44.320 --> 00:13:45.240 Like it looked good in the movie. 313 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:46.360 I feel like after. 314 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:50.600 There's something about Mary does every comedy need it like 315 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.519 a wacky animal? 316 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:55.639 See yeah, right, So that's great. It's a great way 317 00:13:55.639 --> 00:13:56.840 to establish our characters. 318 00:13:56.840 --> 00:14:00.200 But there's one thing that they love Neil die Men 319 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:03.600 and they have a band called Diamonds in the Rough. 320 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:10.840 There it is there, it is, y'all, They're like into it. 321 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:19.039 I love Jason Biggs's. 322 00:14:15.519 --> 00:14:20.120 The way he's hitting the keyboard so good. 323 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.080 I gotta get a sequence shirt. We gotta get this. 324 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:24.279 We should have got him. Can we start a deal 325 00:14:24.320 --> 00:14:24.919 time and cover? 326 00:14:25.080 --> 00:14:25.639 Let's do it? 327 00:14:28.279 --> 00:14:31.080 Okay, So Darren is like flirting with the girl, but 328 00:14:31.159 --> 00:14:34.879 she turns him down for a real entertainers another dude. 329 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:37.240 It's bit after bit in this movie, I know, like 330 00:14:38.159 --> 00:14:41.519 he gets turned down for a mime. And this is 331 00:14:42.279 --> 00:14:42.799 one of my. 332 00:14:42.840 --> 00:14:44.440 Favorite Jack Black things ever. 333 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:48.840 Yeah, when there's a couple of really good Jack Black 334 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:50.360 moments in this but I love this. 335 00:14:50.240 --> 00:14:53.200 One where he's like, what's a mime even sound like 336 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:54.799 dooring sex? And he's probably like a. 337 00:14:56.919 --> 00:15:05.240 He's like mime's He'll talk they do when rub off duty. 338 00:15:06.039 --> 00:15:10.000 As so good. 339 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.360 I think, all right, so in this version, in my version, 340 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:17.639 he talks about Sandy h He mentions that her family 341 00:15:17.679 --> 00:15:18.919 moved away with the circus. 342 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:19.840 Yeah, dog face boy. 343 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.080 Yeah, her brother was the dog faced boy, mom was 344 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.879 the bearded lady, and her dad was the strong man. 345 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:27.879 But they left and Darren never got to tell Sandy, 346 00:15:27.960 --> 00:15:31.279 but he loved her and that was his one and only. 347 00:15:31.480 --> 00:15:32.480 And JD. 348 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:36.080 In my version, I think he goes, oh that sucks. 349 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:37.799 Oh my god, look at that. I think in your 350 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.840 version he says sweet peach or something. 351 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:42.240 Yeah, he goes, look at that sweet peach. 352 00:15:42.399 --> 00:15:44.679 I think of my version's like, oh look at that nice, 353 00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:47.799 juicy like ass or something. I think he says something 354 00:15:47.799 --> 00:15:51.159 more raunchier man, that is so romantic. Oh my god, 355 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:53.759 look at that juicy, succulent peach. 356 00:15:54.320 --> 00:15:57.000 That is really romantic. Oh my god, look at that 357 00:15:57.080 --> 00:15:59.639 juicy piece of ass. Then they proceed to hit the 358 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:01.639 like butterfly. 359 00:16:01.279 --> 00:16:05.519 Butterfly, and I think I read in the trivia I 360 00:16:05.559 --> 00:16:09.240 think Orange Orange County the year after also had Butterfly. 361 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:12.440 Orange County is like, that's a great if you were 362 00:16:12.440 --> 00:16:14.559 to watch Silverman Orange County double Feature. 363 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:16.960 That's a good I remember really liking it. 364 00:16:17.679 --> 00:16:21.720 So yeah, man, Depete walks in as Judith and Wayne 365 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:25.759 is gonna go wingman for Darren. Uh so I love. 366 00:16:25.840 --> 00:16:27.840 He's just like hey, He's like, no, I'm not interesting. 367 00:16:28.039 --> 00:16:30.240 She's like shooting him down. He's like, not for me, 368 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:31.919 for my friend there. She's like, don't want to meet. 369 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:34.759 Him, and he's like, great, right, I'll bring him over. 370 00:16:34.840 --> 00:16:38.759 She's like no, and I love. He's like oh yeah. 371 00:16:38.799 --> 00:16:41.039 She's like, oh well, I can't wait to me yea. 372 00:16:43.559 --> 00:16:44.399 Ultimate wing man. 373 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:47.960 Yeah, so she shoots down Darren. She's just like, no, 374 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:49.919 I really don't want to meet you. Your friend lied? 375 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:53.840 Then who walks over it? Who walks? He walks over 376 00:16:54.480 --> 00:16:57.000 Kyle Gas. Pause. 377 00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:01.120 Let the comments yell about Carles this this I yeah, 378 00:17:01.159 --> 00:17:02.159 this is I get this. 379 00:17:02.320 --> 00:17:04.279 Yeah, okay, all. 380 00:17:04.240 --> 00:17:06.839 Right, I think I got to Uh yeah. Kyle Gass 381 00:17:06.880 --> 00:17:09.559 is a magician. He's trying to flirt with her with 382 00:17:09.640 --> 00:17:10.839 the rings. 383 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:12.920 And he's like I love you you. 384 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:16.960 But then Darren comes back for his ring. She's like, 385 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:18.799 oh no, this is my boyfriend. To like get him 386 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:21.200 out of there. He calls her satan. All right, nice 387 00:17:21.240 --> 00:17:23.799 to meet Darren Satan. Kyle Gas would always cameo in 388 00:17:23.880 --> 00:17:26.200 Jack black Stuff, Oh cable guy. He is the very 389 00:17:26.279 --> 00:17:27.119 end of cable guy. 390 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:29.519 The first time I ever saw both of them was 391 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:33.400 when they were playing the song in Biodome early on. 392 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.720 No, yeah, that's great. 393 00:17:34.920 --> 00:17:39.319 So right away she starts controlling Darren Ye. He's like, yeah, 394 00:17:39.319 --> 00:17:40.480 I'll have a whiskey. He's like, no, you have a 395 00:17:40.559 --> 00:17:44.599 genitonic and he blockles. 396 00:17:45.559 --> 00:17:45.799 Now. 397 00:17:46.319 --> 00:17:48.359 I think we already said, like I dated a couple 398 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:49.440 Judiths in my life. 399 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:52.960 You probably have. I mean everyone has had a Judith. 400 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:55.400 I think it's or we've had a friend who had 401 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:59.079 a Judith. Sure, this is the oddly relatable thing. We've 402 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:01.279 all either been the guy or had the friend. In 403 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:04.200 my face boat, we got the girlfriend who made you 404 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:07.240 stop talking all your friends and trying to control you 405 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:10.920 and everything. Unfortunately, it's and I this movie was like 406 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:13.240 a gift and warned me about it, and I didn't 407 00:18:13.359 --> 00:18:14.160 listen to the war. 408 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:16.160 Why do we listen to Saving Sore? 409 00:18:16.279 --> 00:18:18.960 Every young man out there, you should be listening to 410 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:21.119 Savings watching this movie. 411 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:24.519 It will teach you everything you need to know. Protect 412 00:18:24.599 --> 00:18:25.200 your m Joe. 413 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:27.720 It's maybe that's why I don't watch it so much 414 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:29.400 these days, Like I'm getting a lot of. 415 00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:32.440 Fleash trauma, straight trauma, getting a lot of flashbacks. 416 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:34.440 No boy to be like, I don't want you talking 417 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:36.440 to that person anymore, Like, but they're my friend now, 418 00:18:37.119 --> 00:18:41.799 they're like, okay, Darren. We tell the story a lot 419 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:44.200 on the show. The one girlfriend cornered Johanna in the 420 00:18:44.240 --> 00:18:45.599 bathroom and like threatened her. 421 00:18:47.880 --> 00:18:51.519 Whoa off camera talks that was that was a Judith 422 00:18:51.519 --> 00:18:52.880 if there ever was oneikes. 423 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:54.880 Uh. 424 00:18:54.960 --> 00:18:58.000 Yeah, So she's immediately controlling, trying to change them and everything. Yeah, 425 00:18:58.240 --> 00:19:01.319 and again he's weak. He buckles, He's straight up, straight 426 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.920 up buckles, and I love waves just like I mean, 427 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:07.039 they're not going steady or anything, and of course they are. 428 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:10.480 We find out six weeks later they still haven't boned 429 00:19:10.680 --> 00:19:13.119 because she doesn't believe in premarital sex. 430 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:14.599 Yeah sure, but she's. 431 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:16.599 Like there's other ways to pleasure. I love that, like 432 00:19:16.920 --> 00:19:19.279 she goes down, but that she makes him go down. 433 00:19:19.960 --> 00:19:23.000 Now in your version, he's like fixing his jaw afterwards. Yes, 434 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:27.000 does she mention her sensitive gums in your version? 435 00:19:27.880 --> 00:19:30.160 Maybe I kind of remember that because I feel like 436 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:31.559 in their r rate of version, he's like, you know 437 00:19:31.640 --> 00:19:34.039 there is I was hoping I can get pleasured, and 438 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:35.640 I think in the r rate of cuts, she's. 439 00:19:35.519 --> 00:19:37.359 Like, oh you want to go down to you? I can't. 440 00:19:37.359 --> 00:19:38.400 I have sensitive gums. 441 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:40.759 Yeah, And in my version she's like, I'm so sorry 442 00:19:40.839 --> 00:19:42.599 and then whips out of porno magget some lotion. 443 00:19:42.839 --> 00:19:45.079 Yes, so she still does that, but they add in 444 00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:49.559 the whole blowdout in between. But again, funnier in that 445 00:19:49.799 --> 00:19:52.279 in your version, the quicker version, it's funnier because it's 446 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:55.759 so matter the fact that she was like struggling for 447 00:19:55.799 --> 00:19:58.319 an excuse. It's funnier when she just has one already. 448 00:19:58.319 --> 00:20:00.000 She's like, oh, yeah, sorry, here you go have fun. 449 00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:02.920 She goes have fun and. 450 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:04.839 Then like before that, like you can tell, he's just 451 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:06.559 such a like hopeless roumatic. 452 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:08.920 It's our six week anniversary. Gives her the thing. 453 00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:14.720 She's like thanks, laughs, and I mean she's looking fine 454 00:20:14.759 --> 00:20:16.680 as hell. She's walking around in just a bron It's like, 455 00:20:16.720 --> 00:20:17.880 come on, don't do that to the guy. 456 00:20:18.200 --> 00:20:27.640 Don't destroyed him, just denroyed inside. So it is kind 457 00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:27.960 of funny. 458 00:20:28.079 --> 00:20:31.319 I have a sensitive gum. 459 00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:34.319 Uh so yeah. Darren then brings her to Wayne and j. 460 00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:37.400 D's place epic scene. This is the first of the 461 00:20:37.400 --> 00:20:38.559 outfits with her tits out. 462 00:20:39.759 --> 00:20:43.079 She was in this moment. 463 00:20:45.759 --> 00:20:48.359 And their place. It's a nice, big house, but it's 464 00:20:48.359 --> 00:20:51.759 a shithole. It it's just somehow a frat house, you know. 465 00:20:52.200 --> 00:20:54.519 And this is another moment that like I didn't get 466 00:20:54.599 --> 00:20:57.200 as a kid, but as an adult, like it makes 467 00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:58.720 me like cry laughing. 468 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:01.920 Uh, would you want to drink Scotch on the rocks? 469 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:04.079 That I love? 470 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:07.640 Right away, Darren's like, I'm gonna help him drink because you. 471 00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:09.359 Know, it is so funny. 472 00:21:09.920 --> 00:21:13.079 So Wayne shows her the Neil Shrine, the Hall of Neil, 473 00:21:13.559 --> 00:21:15.920 and they have the the set list that he signed. 474 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:17.680 It's like it's xerox. 475 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:19.720 She's like, I think you got play. 476 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.160 Then he shows the outfit that they stole from the 477 00:21:22.279 --> 00:21:23.319 dress room and that's. 478 00:21:24.960 --> 00:21:29.200 They hit the button. It's like yeah, they're like, yeah, 479 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:31.720 we saw stole out his dresser. While he's taking a wizz. 480 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:37.160 He's like, he's taking a wiz? Would I love that? 481 00:21:37.200 --> 00:21:39.440 She tells him she's like, am I profession because she's 482 00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:41.480 like a therapist. She's like, we call what you have 483 00:21:41.559 --> 00:21:46.079 a delusional projection fantasy And they're like yeah, well, he's America, 484 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:50.119 have no idea what she just said, and we find 485 00:21:50.119 --> 00:21:53.519 out I forgot. This whole movie takes place over two weeks. 486 00:21:54.480 --> 00:21:57.000 They find out that in two weeks he's gonna be 487 00:21:57.039 --> 00:22:00.559 playing at whatever they're in Washington, So I forget at stadium. 488 00:22:00.559 --> 00:22:02.519 But he's gonna be playing at But why can't they go? 489 00:22:03.480 --> 00:22:05.799 Well, they can't go because they have a restraining order 490 00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:10.799 because last time he was in town, JD jumped the 491 00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:13.559 fence to hug Neil and we got the. 492 00:22:13.759 --> 00:22:17.720 I want to party with you. You now correct me 493 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:19.640 if I'm wrong, But was one of the security guards 494 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:21.759 that pulled him off? Wasn't that somebody? Was that the 495 00:22:21.839 --> 00:22:24.200 dude from Mad TV? I could be wrong, but I 496 00:22:24.240 --> 00:22:26.720 I didn't make a note of that. When when I 497 00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:28.160 watched it today, I was like, wait, is that the 498 00:22:28.519 --> 00:22:32.440 I'm gonna look, Yeah, we'll see someone, but I love 499 00:22:33.119 --> 00:22:34.160 you Diamond hates them. 500 00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:38.079 Yeah, he's just like they show him. He's like, I 501 00:22:38.119 --> 00:22:44.839 want to party with you and they're like totally. He's like, yeah, 502 00:22:44.839 --> 00:22:45.960 I got that restraining order. 503 00:22:46.279 --> 00:22:48.519 He kind of deserve it, you assles. Yeah. 504 00:22:48.559 --> 00:22:52.200 The games on, games on, games on, games on, But 505 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:54.160 she has nowhere to sit and JD is a gentleman. 506 00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:58.920 He brushes off the grossest chair ever named old Ethel. 507 00:22:59.319 --> 00:23:01.759 Yeah. By the way, this is also relatable. All right. 508 00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:04.440 There's been several times over the last few years where 509 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:06.799 I unexpectedly had to have a girl in my car 510 00:23:07.319 --> 00:23:08.359 and I'm like and I'm. 511 00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.400 Like, oh, ship, my passenger seat just has trash. And 512 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:13.960 I'm like, yeah, I'll give you a ride. One second 513 00:23:14.000 --> 00:23:14.480 and I'm like. 514 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:17.000 Putting things under this scene because there's no trash can 515 00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:20.839 around and like throwing bottles. Yeah, back, and I'm like, 516 00:23:21.799 --> 00:23:23.839 I'm like, i gotta start making sure this thing's clean. 517 00:23:23.880 --> 00:23:28.519 When this happened, we've all been there. Uh so, yeah, 518 00:23:28.599 --> 00:23:29.799 he puts her in the chair. 519 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:32.759 My favorite thing is one of I For some reason, 520 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:36.160 one of my favorite quotes from this seed is what 521 00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:39.079 he's like. He's got all kinds of clotty positions. It's like, 522 00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:43.920 come on, you freaking ship. Like the way he says it. 523 00:23:44.720 --> 00:23:49.200 He just rips her, like almost kills her. He covers 524 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:51.200 her in nachos. 525 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:54.359 Thank god they established that she's a bad guy before this, 526 00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:56.480 because if they had just went to the scene, I would. 527 00:23:56.319 --> 00:24:00.759 Have been like, no, she says, yeah, like when we 528 00:24:00.799 --> 00:24:02.759 did seanav Dad. When you watch it as an adult, 529 00:24:02.759 --> 00:24:05.119 you're like, no Ed just does kind of suck. Now 530 00:24:05.119 --> 00:24:06.799 that I'm an adult, I'm like, no Ed kind of 531 00:24:06.920 --> 00:24:07.559 was a problem. 532 00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.480 Yeah, But this one, they're like, I'm glad. 533 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:11.599 They established her as the real villain, so I don't 534 00:24:11.599 --> 00:24:13.400 feel too bad for her exactly. 535 00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:15.039 Yeah, it was just pure comedy. 536 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:17.240 Oh, I love When she first shows up, he gets 537 00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:18.759 her name wrong and offers her beer. 538 00:24:20.400 --> 00:24:25.640 Chew, so she's not thrilled. No, she leaves. 539 00:24:25.680 --> 00:24:28.119 She tells Darren that he can't hang out with him anymore, 540 00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:31.799 and he's got to quit that band and if he 541 00:24:32.119 --> 00:24:35.200 does a listener, she there's no more sex. Akay, he's 542 00:24:35.279 --> 00:24:37.880 not allowed to go down on her or master fate. 543 00:24:38.759 --> 00:24:40.759 Yeah, she says, like, you're don't make me take away 544 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:42.279 your masturbation privileges. 545 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:47.880 So they what are you gonna do with their band? 546 00:24:47.960 --> 00:24:50.640 They're diamonds in the rough. I'm mad that this guy's 547 00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:53.440 not on the shirt actually the fill in. They replace 548 00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:55.000 him with like an Indian guy. 549 00:24:54.799 --> 00:24:57.519 And he's, oh baby, she's got the way to be moving. 550 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:02.240 Oh baby, you'll get the way to be moving. 551 00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:04.680 Fuck Jenny baby. 552 00:25:04.279 --> 00:25:07.079 And he's he's in a relationship with an older woman. 553 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:10.000 She's like, what are we gonna be doing later? 554 00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.599 And she like winks and I was like, oh baby, 555 00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:15.359 I love I would have loved that band. 556 00:25:15.400 --> 00:25:18.359 I would go see that band, like, hey, they do Neil. 557 00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:21.599 God and they have like a loud Indian guy who 558 00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:23.000 doesn't know English very well. 559 00:25:23.200 --> 00:25:25.559 Like I'm in, let's go. That was amazing. 560 00:25:25.960 --> 00:25:29.119 They're great, but they're getting Wayne is updating JD on 561 00:25:29.160 --> 00:25:30.160 all the horrible things. 562 00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:31.000 Uh. 563 00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:34.519 She made him get like a Brazilian butt lift but implant, 564 00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:38.240 you see, like the rubbers. But I love JD going 565 00:25:38.240 --> 00:25:41.400 like I thought his ass looked tighter. We learned later 566 00:25:41.480 --> 00:25:43.519 why JD might be having these thoughts. 567 00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:44.440 Uh. 568 00:25:44.480 --> 00:25:48.839 But then we learn the worst part. She torched Neil. 569 00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:50.400 She torched Neil. 570 00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:55.559 The woman's a bee's two three but. 571 00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:01.000 Yes, incredible, Yeah, she torches all his Neil. That is fucked, 572 00:26:01.279 --> 00:26:05.440 that's fucked. That's too much, that's too much. So the 573 00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:07.240 next day you're right, the woman's a monster. 574 00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:10.240 I just love that. No, it's a comedic time. A 575 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:13.119 woman's a monster two three but so good. 576 00:26:13.400 --> 00:26:15.440 So the next day Darren meets with them, but he's 577 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:16.640 only got a minute because he's got a. 578 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:22.960 Heat up, drew this wax to wax her. Oh fuck, 579 00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:25.680 can you imagine the worst. 580 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:31.079 But he tells him that relationship counseling is going really well. 581 00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:34.720 It's two hours every three days, and his relationship counselor 582 00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:37.640 is cheating, like, oh great. 583 00:26:38.359 --> 00:26:42.480 But they let him know that they beg him to dump. 584 00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:44.839 Her, and they show they have a graph explaining like 585 00:26:44.880 --> 00:26:45.559 what's going on. 586 00:26:45.559 --> 00:26:48.079 They're like, look, our fun levels have dropped off. 587 00:26:48.279 --> 00:26:51.319 I love me goes girls never really high, but now 588 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:53.440 it's down to it too. And then the whacking off 589 00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.960 is going all the way up. He's like all time 590 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:56.920 low two. 591 00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:01.200 The ex course releads to increase niking off and then 592 00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:02.160 like JD's just. 593 00:27:02.079 --> 00:27:02.880 Like I'm chafing. 594 00:27:03.119 --> 00:27:09.200 Yeah, I'm chafing, but Darren's too whipped. Yep. He's like, no, 595 00:27:09.319 --> 00:27:10.359 I just really love her. 596 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.920 Man, I gotta go. It's nice. See he was literally 597 00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:14.119 there for like four minutes. 598 00:27:14.200 --> 00:27:18.319 Yeah, no, I think it's exactly a minute, says he 599 00:27:18.400 --> 00:27:19.200 only has a minute. 600 00:27:19.559 --> 00:27:22.720 Just beeper girls. Okay. So then they try to buy 601 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.039 off Judith. This is great, so we go in. 602 00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:31.039 They offer him They offer her Wayne's house, which his 603 00:27:31.160 --> 00:27:34.200 grandmother was born there, she's buried in the backyard, and 604 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:36.400 then he has the picture of his family and he's 605 00:27:36.440 --> 00:27:38.240 being dropped off the side. 606 00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:41.480 See it's the writing, dude. This writing in this movie 607 00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:46.559 is fantastic. And my dad, we had to drop head. Oh, 608 00:27:46.599 --> 00:27:49.559 by the way, they only have U was it two minutes? 609 00:27:50.160 --> 00:27:51.960 She's like, my rate is two hundred dollars an hour. 610 00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:55.759 They have like seven dollars clips and like, so they 611 00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:58.279 offer them the house and he's willing to throw in JD. 612 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:00.359 What is he? 613 00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:02.319 What does she say in your version about j D O? 614 00:28:02.519 --> 00:28:04.920 He say they call him the human power tool. 615 00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:07.519 He doesn't look like much, but the girls call him 616 00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:11.160 the human power tool. It's true. He doesn't look like much, 617 00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:13.519 but he's hung like a horse. It's true. 618 00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:15.720 Okay, I think in the r raate of cut they 619 00:28:15.720 --> 00:28:19.079 say like he's hung like a horse or something. But no, 620 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:20.160 she turns both those down. 621 00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:24.000 She's like, it's true, it's true. I love that. 622 00:28:24.039 --> 00:28:27.519 She goes like I don't want your house or your 623 00:28:28.319 --> 00:28:29.680 They try to arm wrestle her. 624 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:33.960 She he loses. She's like saying all like some like 625 00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:36.119 yeah like two times three. 626 00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:39.559 It's just like boom, and I love This is another 627 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:41.640 great moment where he goes to break her lamp but 628 00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:43.240 it's like a retractable. 629 00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:49.400 And he looks so confused, and he's just like, nah. 630 00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:52.240 So good, So funny tries to pull the lamp. Well, 631 00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:54.680 sheeels like straight up evil like she's just like, I'm 632 00:28:54.680 --> 00:28:57.079 this puppy. He's my puppet. I'm his puppet man Like 633 00:28:57.160 --> 00:29:00.440 she's not redeemable at all. No, she knows what he's doing. 634 00:29:00.559 --> 00:29:02.119 She's straight up the bad guy. 635 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:06.319 So then they have a plan. They're going to hire prostitutes. Yeah, 636 00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:09.839 Wayne gets fifty an hour. JD has to do it 637 00:29:09.880 --> 00:29:13.359 for two hundred. And they're like all right, yeah, so 638 00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:15.960 they take a bunch of pictures with the prostitutes and 639 00:29:16.039 --> 00:29:19.920 having a good time. Your version they're wearing broths r 640 00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:24.920 raed version tit's out yeah, which I can't show any 641 00:29:24.960 --> 00:29:27.559 of but trust me it's there. Uh yeah, so they're 642 00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:32.319 having a great time partying. They like take they cut 643 00:29:32.359 --> 00:29:37.839 out pictures of silver Man and put him on Wayne's 644 00:29:37.880 --> 00:29:41.000 body and they're are you photo shopping? 645 00:29:41.039 --> 00:29:43.680 It's like photo and photocopying it. 646 00:29:43.920 --> 00:29:47.519 Which I used to do as a like scanner, And yeah, 647 00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:49.079 see how they go to drop it off ju I 648 00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:50.799 love when they drop it in the mailbox. 649 00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:52.759 Like don't look, I'll look them back, skipping off. 650 00:29:55.960 --> 00:29:58.200 So yeah, they send the pictures and Judith is all 651 00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:01.039 sad I love and they're like look at this. 652 00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:04.559 They're like, oh, he's cheating on you with two chick. 653 00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:06.119 But I love if they're just like, I don't know, 654 00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:08.519 like dump him, ye, dump him. 655 00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:12.240 She like rips off his shirt and she's like, Drek 656 00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:13.960 doesn't have a tattoo, you idiot? 657 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:17.559 Nice try idiots, But then she threatens to kill them. 658 00:30:17.680 --> 00:30:21.480 Have ever seen her again? I'll kill you. Yeah, she's 659 00:30:21.519 --> 00:30:23.799 hardcore man. So yeah, they are total failures. 660 00:30:23.880 --> 00:30:26.559 So then they meet with Darren again secretly and he 661 00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:32.559 lets them know that Judith proposed to him and he's 662 00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:33.559 taking her last day. 663 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:38.160 She's like he's like, yes, you're because you're taking At this. 664 00:30:38.039 --> 00:30:40.240 Point, he's like fed up and he just like no, 665 00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:41.799 He's like, because you're taking her last name. 666 00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:43.720 It's like, yeah, it's sexist, isn't it. 667 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:49.680 But I love when JD's just like congratulations'lations elbows. 668 00:30:50.039 --> 00:30:54.400 But then Sandy returns. Finally Sandy returns, and I love 669 00:30:54.440 --> 00:30:56.680 that she struggles to remember Wayne and j D and 670 00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:57.480 J's like. 671 00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:00.119 The best bever I had the paint on suit and 672 00:31:00.200 --> 00:31:02.319 it ran like see my dong. 673 00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:04.039 He's like, doesn't ring a bell. 674 00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:05.839 He's like I remember when I was laying farts with 675 00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:08.400 the buzzer burner and I love this movie was like 676 00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:09.480 I still can't grow hair? 677 00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:11.839 Am I not? But it cuts to Steve's. 678 00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:14.880 On and Jason Biggs just here the sucks but like 679 00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:17.799 they're just staring before they go back to acknowledge, like, uh, 680 00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:19.440 Wayne never stopped staring at me. 681 00:31:19.880 --> 00:31:24.920 Jason Biggs is like a hi, So they can't they 682 00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:30.880 can't imagine what just happened. Like fun so yeah, uh 683 00:31:31.240 --> 00:31:33.240 they're like, wow, Sandy's back in your life. 684 00:31:33.279 --> 00:31:36.160 You're one in on ladies Like no, no, now, Judith 685 00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:37.759 is my one and only and this. 686 00:31:37.799 --> 00:31:42.000 Is one and only, one and only. 687 00:31:45.160 --> 00:31:47.880 Such a well ritten movie. Really, people didn't like it 688 00:31:47.960 --> 00:31:48.559 when it came out. 689 00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:51.000 People didn't like this when it came out. I think 690 00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:53.720 it did okay, but like it got negative reviews. This 691 00:31:53.759 --> 00:31:56.839 is like hardcore could classic. Yeah, like for shore Oh, 692 00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:59.079 I was reading up some reviews. There were people can play. 693 00:31:59.079 --> 00:32:01.839 Apparently they were like a ring of comedies about saving 694 00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:05.039 dudes from overbearing women and they were writing about it 695 00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:06.920 if there's a problem, like, there should be ten of 696 00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:08.880 those movies a year, if I had anything to say 697 00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:12.160 about it, they should never stop making those movies. Save 698 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:16.559 with Silver should have five remakes. Yeah, there's always new 699 00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:18.519 ways women could be awful to bed. We gotta keep 700 00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:19.640 remaking this moviemaking. 701 00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:23.240 So we're a lot of that. 702 00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:25.279 And just people just didn't like Adam Sandler. I'm not 703 00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:28.039 even the biggest fan of those Adam Sandler silent comedies. 704 00:32:28.079 --> 00:32:30.279 This fall is there's something that I like. This falls 705 00:32:30.319 --> 00:32:33.119 into that camp. Uh, but yeah, they. 706 00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:37.240 Didn't do super well, so you wise, which is funny 707 00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:38.440 because I think it's hilarious. 708 00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:40.079 I think it's great. It's a great movie. So yeah, 709 00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:42.720 Wayne and JD they crashed the engagement party. I love 710 00:32:42.799 --> 00:32:44.839 that they have the best helmet. 711 00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:47.519 Yeah, this best the helmet which is probably just on 712 00:32:47.640 --> 00:32:51.160 his vestment. Yah, but no, they were not invited to 713 00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:55.000 the engagement party. And they meet what was it Clayton 714 00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:59.519 and was it Derek or Yeah, then he goes Clayton Clayton. 715 00:33:00.279 --> 00:33:03.279 What kind of loser goes by the name Clayton. So yeah, 716 00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:05.079 they get into a fight with his new friends because 717 00:33:05.119 --> 00:33:07.359 she lies to them, by the way, also Tits out again, 718 00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.079 but she's just like, oh, yeah, those are his new friends, 719 00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:13.759 but in reality, he like just met them because he 720 00:33:13.799 --> 00:33:15.880 has none of his friends at the engagement party. 721 00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:17.960 It's just all her friends and co workers. 722 00:33:18.880 --> 00:33:21.359 So they get into like a big fight and they 723 00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:23.200 like they're gonna they're not gonna stop until they get 724 00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:25.160 to Aaron back and that's when we get the come 725 00:33:25.200 --> 00:33:34.480 on out yeah die replacement friends, So they do that 726 00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.799 come on ow yeah yeah uh And I was telling 727 00:33:37.839 --> 00:33:41.119 you before this, I was reading Neil Diamond didn't know 728 00:33:41.680 --> 00:33:42.880 what that meant. 729 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:45.400 Yeah, like he didn't know the reference. Yeah, He's like 730 00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:46.559 they he didn't understand. 731 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:48.000 So they had to like get like one of his 732 00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:51.079 live albums or whatever and play it because he does 733 00:33:51.440 --> 00:33:54.240 it's supposed to be like come on now, yeah, but 734 00:33:54.279 --> 00:33:55.839 the way he says it sounds like that, so they 735 00:33:55.880 --> 00:33:56.680 played it for him. 736 00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:59.200 He had no idea saying it like that, and he's like, 737 00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:03.000 what do you guys talking about coming now? Yeah? 738 00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:05.400 So yeah, they flee the party and I love that. 739 00:34:05.440 --> 00:34:08.880 They're like piss on. JD's like, man, she's the worst, Yeah, 740 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.239 but it was really great. Tits she's like the Emperor. 741 00:34:12.639 --> 00:34:18.440 Yeahs and they're like Sandy, Oh, Sandy, she's like mother treesy. 742 00:34:18.480 --> 00:34:19.800 Yeah, but with really. 743 00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:26.920 So I love how casual Wayne is. He's like, all right, 744 00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:29.480 what saddles. They're like, yeah, like come on, yeah, we're 745 00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:31.840 gonna we're gonna kidnap Judith and sad air it up 746 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:36.719 with Sandy love JD doesn't coming out yeah, and he goes, wait, 747 00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:43.719 what so it's nighttime, they're gonna go kidnap Judith. 748 00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:46.239 Yep. They attempt to cut the power. They cut the 749 00:34:46.280 --> 00:34:47.639 power to an entire building. 750 00:34:47.840 --> 00:34:51.960 Yeah, he's up on the telephone poles, just. 751 00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:55.599 Like I love that he's in the military. 752 00:34:56.199 --> 00:34:59.800 Jack Black just has a crotch on his head. 753 00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:04.800 So, uh, they're they're sneaking in the house. He tries 754 00:35:04.840 --> 00:35:07.239 to give him signals, but he only knows the Air Force. 755 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:11.639 Yeah, the Air Force. Oh. And then one of my 756 00:35:11.639 --> 00:35:15.599 favorite bits, like yeah, all right, I won't make the again. 757 00:35:15.760 --> 00:35:17.599 That was the last one. That was the last one, 758 00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:21.480 So you don't have to make the sound. It already 759 00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:24.800 does that. Uh. So they're sneaking around and I love JD. 760 00:35:24.880 --> 00:35:25.920 It's just so hungry. 761 00:35:26.400 --> 00:35:30.239 And I was like in the back of the back 762 00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:31.760 of the closet. 763 00:35:32.239 --> 00:35:35.800 Nope, but he all clear. But he finds Judith. Uh, 764 00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:36.239 they go. 765 00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:38.280 He goes to like hit her with the trank dart, 766 00:35:38.320 --> 00:35:40.679 but then she like kicks it. So he tranks himself 767 00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:42.400 and it's like leg has fallen asleep. 768 00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:45.679 She's like kicking their ass. He like fights. She fights 769 00:35:45.760 --> 00:35:48.719 JD like JD like chickens out. 770 00:35:48.800 --> 00:35:52.880 He's getting oh yeah, yeah, She's like she's like drowning 771 00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:54.880 him in the toilet. And the only way they stop 772 00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:58.880 her is like Wayne, who's limping, has the taser and 773 00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:04.639 tases so the kidnapper. And then I love that they 774 00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:07.519 leave the note pretending to be Judith Darren. 775 00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:09.159 I don't want to be with you anywhere. I never 776 00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:16.079 want to see you or your fake but it's so funny. 777 00:36:16.559 --> 00:36:18.639 So I love when they have her kidnapped. 778 00:36:20.400 --> 00:36:23.159 They have to like keep theirselves, keep themselves the sky, 779 00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:26.880 so they have the mascot. They put in the mascot 780 00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:30.960 help me to give her food and stuff. So then 781 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:36.079 Wayne meets with Darren. He pitches, Uh, he pitches the 782 00:36:36.119 --> 00:36:37.599 idea of dating Sandy. 783 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:38.239 Oh no no. 784 00:36:38.280 --> 00:36:42.800 He Wayne meets with Sandy and pitches to her, but 785 00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:45.039 then she reveals she's going to become a nun in 786 00:36:45.079 --> 00:36:47.760 a week, and we learned that she was in love 787 00:36:48.119 --> 00:36:57.159 with a trapeze artist, Loggi LUIGII. Good God, classic Italian name, 788 00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:59.199 so classic Luigi Panini. 789 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:01.599 But he was very vain. 790 00:37:01.679 --> 00:37:05.280 There were some talent scouts because he talent scout trapeze artists. 791 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:07.480 I guess. I mean, I'm sure that, I'm sure Wes 792 00:37:07.559 --> 00:37:08.519 with no net as well. 793 00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:11.719 Yeah, but he decided to grease up his hair. 794 00:37:11.800 --> 00:37:15.239 Now I think that's a little stereotypical. Yeah, the guy's 795 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:16.960 names Luigi Panini and he loves. 796 00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:20.840 He greased it up too much, and while he was 797 00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.159 doing the trapeze, he let go of her and he 798 00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:24.679 died in front of everyone. 799 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:29.199 Looie, Like I said, no, no net. 800 00:37:29.760 --> 00:37:33.920 Yes, he was like a Robin's family in Batman forever 801 00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:38.079 no net. But yeah, ever since then, she decided to 802 00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:43.199 dedicate her life to the Lord. Sure, So now Wayne 803 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:44.880 is like, oh, you gotta consider it. 804 00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:45.480 At least. 805 00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:50.360 He's like, wait, I haven't taken your final vows yet though, right, Yeah, 806 00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:53.400 And then we see Darren is like super upset with. 807 00:37:55.239 --> 00:37:55.519 JD. 808 00:37:56.079 --> 00:37:59.000 And I was just like, maybe she did this, No, 809 00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.280 maybe she did that, and he goes, maybe she got 810 00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:05.559 kidneyd I love. Darren's like, you think, no happened in 811 00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:09.039 the world? Is this what he's like lighting the candles. 812 00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:09.840 To no, no, no? 813 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.679 That was later that later. This is when they're at 814 00:38:12.719 --> 00:38:15.320 the bar, real quick, did your part. 815 00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:17.280 Have the jd uh? 816 00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:23.079 Assuming that Judith was a herm, her little dick, little puss. 817 00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:25.920 No, he goes, maybe she's a herm. 818 00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:28.199 I don't think I had that, okay, and then Darren's like, 819 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:30.079 what is like hermaphrodite, little. 820 00:38:29.800 --> 00:38:32.280 P little v I don't think I had that. That 821 00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:33.119 was in the art. 822 00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:35.400 That one felt weird while I was watching it, and 823 00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:38.199 I'm like, I think that's extended cut. Okay, I think 824 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.800 that's extended cut. Darren won't move on as long as 825 00:38:40.920 --> 00:38:43.400 Judith's alive. He's like, as long as she's living, I'll 826 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:46.599 never love it. So they get the genius plan of 827 00:38:46.760 --> 00:38:50.599 digging up a corpse of a dead chick who's apparently 828 00:38:50.599 --> 00:38:55.840 really stacked. WHOA this didn't she's really sacked. They put 829 00:38:55.880 --> 00:38:59.079 her in Judith's car like a jad's jacket. 830 00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:00.400 It's my favorite jacket. 831 00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:07.280 Just leave it, uh, while a heavy metal version of 832 00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:12.159 Hello Again, helloh yeah, They send the car off the 833 00:39:12.199 --> 00:39:16.000 cliff with the corpse blow up. I thought the jacket 834 00:39:16.039 --> 00:39:19.400 was going to come into play. It was just something funny. 835 00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:21.519 It was an excuse to see Jack blacks butt as 836 00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:23.159 he was like holding onto the car. 837 00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:27.119 Uh. So yeah, they goes off the cliff and I love. 838 00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:30.559 Darren is watching the news and like another news, Judith 839 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:35.199 fest peddler or whatever died in a car crash. 840 00:39:35.239 --> 00:39:37.239 He doesn't, but I love. 841 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:41.199 Like immediately Andrews like, and an unrelated news, a corpse 842 00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:45.920 of a woman was dug up. Three Cuban nationalists rested. 843 00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:51.639 So so it's hilarious. 844 00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:52.920 So now he thinks she's dead. 845 00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:53.719 Uh. 846 00:39:53.840 --> 00:39:59.480 Then we get a Judith trying to get inside Jad's 847 00:39:59.519 --> 00:40:00.760 head to get out of it. 848 00:40:00.880 --> 00:40:02.679 She's like, oh, you're really smart. Have you been to 849 00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:08.519 any university. He's like, yeah, Subway universally JD. Dude, She's 850 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:11.800 like no, and she totally gets He's like, all right, 851 00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:12.320 goodbye j D. 852 00:40:12.400 --> 00:40:16.400 He's like take it. God damn. So now they're cover 853 00:40:16.519 --> 00:40:18.559 is blown and they don't know what to do with it. 854 00:40:18.719 --> 00:40:20.719 She knows who we are, yep. 855 00:40:20.840 --> 00:40:25.440 So they go to visit Uh they're old uh coach 856 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:29.639 in jail because he's there for killing that referee and 857 00:40:29.639 --> 00:40:31.719 I love it, goes, I got a parole thing, but 858 00:40:31.760 --> 00:40:34.559 it doesn't look good. Victims Whiney family. 859 00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:38.679 Wait, they testifying on his bad ven though he's one 860 00:40:38.760 --> 00:40:42.559 hundred guilty, and they're like, I don't know if they're. 861 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:45.480 Like victims whine family And JD's like, what is their deal? 862 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:52.960 He killed the guy? So yeah, I love that they're trying. 863 00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.559 He's like, all right, so we kind of kidnapped the 864 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:55.800 girl and he won't even let them. 865 00:40:55.800 --> 00:40:58.760 Fanny goes to yell, I gotta let us finish. So 866 00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:01.400 she found out, oh kill her, No, no, no, and 867 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:02.199 then we can't do this. 868 00:41:02.320 --> 00:41:05.920 He's like, oh, that's it, that's easy killer. But I 869 00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.360 love that he's you're weaking warriors. You can do anything warriors. 870 00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:14.679 But I love that he's like super positive with them. 871 00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:17.239 But I love that he goes, what is it? You're like, 872 00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:19.000 we can't kill Somebody's like, what is it? I always 873 00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:21.880 told you, if you can dream it, you can do it. 874 00:41:22.000 --> 00:41:26.679 A Walt Disney quote. So he's like, yeah, go stuff 875 00:41:26.760 --> 00:41:28.280 that bit. Yeah, it's so good. 876 00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:31.519 So they go to try and kill her. This moment 877 00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:34.400 had me crying again. I have watched this in a 878 00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:36.159 long time. I already knew the joke, but it had 879 00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:38.400 me crying. But I love that they they're both holding 880 00:41:38.440 --> 00:41:40.719 the gun and they're like trying to kill her, like 881 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:42.320 you guys aren't gonna kill me, and they're like, yeah, 882 00:41:42.360 --> 00:41:45.039 I killed the guy. Uh. He's like, well who and 883 00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:48.039 he says the guy's name. J's just like, oh, you 884 00:41:48.039 --> 00:41:49.159 didn't kill me, drowned he. 885 00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:50.320 Did, correct. 886 00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:53.400 She doesn't know that, but then she's like and then 887 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:56.159 JD's like, yeah, well one time I hit a squirrel and. 888 00:41:56.119 --> 00:41:58.039 He didn't die right then, but he was limping and stuff. 889 00:41:58.079 --> 00:41:59.719 I'm pretty sure he died right after that. 890 00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:05.079 Dude, I cried so funny, like, I don't again, I 891 00:42:05.159 --> 00:42:05.960 already do the joke. 892 00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:07.440 I've heard of the million times when it's been so 893 00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.599 I'm pretty pretty sure he died right after. 894 00:42:12.639 --> 00:42:16.480 What. He says it with confidence. It's the delivery of 895 00:42:16.519 --> 00:42:20.000 some of his lines that are so funny, and it's. 896 00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:23.480 A good contrast to the Wayne character who was really 897 00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:24.760 struggling with his lie. 898 00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:28.800 Yeah. Jad just says it with pretty sure he died 899 00:42:28.880 --> 00:42:32.159 right after that. Also side note, we didn't touch on this. 900 00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:36.039 Additionally, as a kid, I always was so impressed by 901 00:42:36.079 --> 00:42:39.119 the outdoor porta potty in the garage. And now, like, 902 00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:45.079 I'm smart, I suggested that an outhouse clever, but like 903 00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:47.400 I'm now thinking about, I'm like, I would never want that. 904 00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:48.559 That's a terrible. 905 00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:54.039 Idea, an indoor outhouse. Yeah, that's reminded me. That's that's 906 00:42:54.079 --> 00:42:57.159 become my favorite joke. And Beetlejuice, when she's going through 907 00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:58.840 the house, she goes to the bathroom like, oh, look, 908 00:42:58.880 --> 00:43:01.079 an indoor outhouse out of I rewatched it before the 909 00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:04.360 new movie came out, and for whatever reason, that particular 910 00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:05.440 joke just got me. 911 00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.360 That's good, so hard, that's good. I love. 912 00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:11.000 A really good comedy is one that you can watch 913 00:43:11.039 --> 00:43:13.920 growing up and different. It'll make you laugh at different 914 00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:16.679 times as you get older. He's when I was a kid, 915 00:43:16.719 --> 00:43:18.639 I'm like, that didn't make me laugh. I'm into the 916 00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:20.800 Beetlejuic stuff. And as I'm older, like I've seen some 917 00:43:20.840 --> 00:43:22.199 shitty bathrooms, I actually. 918 00:43:21.960 --> 00:43:25.519 Relate to that house. I love that. Yeah. So yeah, 919 00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:29.639 they can't kill her. I can't slam it. So yeah. 920 00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:31.360 Then Wayne is trying to get Darren out of the 921 00:43:31.360 --> 00:43:34.400 house to go meet Sandy. Uh and he this is 922 00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:37.239 where he's like, show me the meaning of being lonely, 923 00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:39.719 and then we get the very famousy and I love 924 00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:40.760 that they leave it in. 925 00:43:41.119 --> 00:43:43.400 You see Jason Biggs just start to crack. 926 00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:47.360 Yeah, it's going like come on, man, come on, come on, 927 00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:49.719 come on, come on, come on. 928 00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:53.119 Come on, come on for like a solid minute. You 929 00:43:53.159 --> 00:43:58.559 see Jason, He's like, come on, come on, come on, 930 00:43:58.719 --> 00:44:01.119 come on, come come. 931 00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:05.719 Then it cuts him, like god, that's so funny. 932 00:44:06.320 --> 00:44:11.360 So Sandy meets with Aaron for lunch. Uh. He's She's like, 933 00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:14.039 how you babe, Like, oh, great, great fan died. 934 00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:18.119 But she and she shows up in the like in 935 00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:20.440 the noun things and when she's relieved, like I think 936 00:44:20.440 --> 00:44:21.760 he was trying to make this a day, but now 937 00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:31.159 I'm really so uh so yeah, he like starts breaking down. 938 00:44:31.480 --> 00:44:35.199 He just starts crying and she sings Neil Diamond to him. 939 00:44:36.280 --> 00:44:37.360 Wait no, did she sing it here? 940 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:37.679 Yeah? 941 00:44:39.320 --> 00:44:43.000 Yeah, he's like his greatest singer songwriter. 942 00:44:43.760 --> 00:44:50.079 So they're starting to fall when I hear you say hello. Meanwhile, 943 00:44:50.159 --> 00:44:56.000 Judith begins her therapy with JD. It's pretty funny. Uh. 944 00:44:56.440 --> 00:44:58.639 When we cut back to Sandy, he was just like, 945 00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:00.360 remember you could throw me over your head. She's like, 946 00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:04.239 I still can. She throws launch over the fier. 947 00:45:05.000 --> 00:45:07.719 She dives in and saves him, and she's about to 948 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:09.639 make album and he starts throwing up. 949 00:45:13.719 --> 00:45:15.400 And then Judah starts to. 950 00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:18.800 Guess like JD and to think he's gay, and I love, like, 951 00:45:18.840 --> 00:45:20.159 are you into any man? 952 00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.880 It's like what kind of man? Like a tall man, 953 00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:23.239 like a toment tom man? Freaking out? 954 00:45:23.280 --> 00:45:31.119 Does any man celebrities? Uh so then this scene? Is 955 00:45:31.199 --> 00:45:34.440 there a scene in your version where Darren and Sandy 956 00:45:34.519 --> 00:45:35.280 go to the laundromat? 957 00:45:37.599 --> 00:45:41.719 Yes, there is, I believe so, I mean and like 958 00:45:41.800 --> 00:45:44.039 they're folding laundry together, right, Okay. 959 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:46.400 Is there a scene where she just gets dressed in 960 00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:48.679 the middle of the launder bat and she's like covering 961 00:45:48.719 --> 00:45:49.920 up her tancy to see her butt. 962 00:45:50.400 --> 00:45:51.000 I don't think so. 963 00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:54.039 Okay, that's in the extended cut, Okay, which is weird. 964 00:45:54.119 --> 00:45:55.800 I'm like because she's like, did you turn around? I'm like, 965 00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:58.039 you're in the middle of the laundromat. You're getting changed 966 00:45:58.159 --> 00:45:59.119 in the middle of the laundry. 967 00:45:59.280 --> 00:45:59.480 See. 968 00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:02.159 I think I've seen both versions. Yeah, the version I 969 00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.119 watched last night, I don't remember seeing that. 970 00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:07.440 Yeah, because I think this is all at it, But yeah, 971 00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:09.840 they talk about like what if they were I think 972 00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:11.360 he asked her like if I would have asked. 973 00:46:11.159 --> 00:46:12.719 You around in high schoold you have said yes, And 974 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:15.400 she's like, yeah, totally. Yeah. Well that sucks to know 975 00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:19.800 a freaking yeah. Yeah. I could have gone my whole 976 00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:21.400 life not knowing that. Yeah. Yeah. 977 00:46:21.880 --> 00:46:24.000 So it cuts back and we find out that JD 978 00:46:24.599 --> 00:46:29.679 is gay. It's like crying, I feel back. This is 979 00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:32.679 a big moment for him, and he's like just breaking down. 980 00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:35.719 And then she takes advantage on the situation just hits 981 00:46:35.760 --> 00:46:36.760 him with the lamb. 982 00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:43.760 Dude wrecks him too. He's like, You're the only one 983 00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:48.039 I've ever got me. So she's she gets out of 984 00:46:48.119 --> 00:46:50.119 the chains and I love when she goes upstairs. Wayne 985 00:46:50.239 --> 00:46:51.079 is opening the doors, like. 986 00:46:55.119 --> 00:46:57.440 So yeah, she goes upstairs and she tricks both of 987 00:46:57.519 --> 00:46:59.559 them and kicks both of them out the windows. 988 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:01.719 And this part was used in all the trailers. 989 00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:06.079 Judith escaped her, so they have to go take off 990 00:47:06.119 --> 00:47:09.880 after I Love when she's running, Darren spots her and 991 00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:11.159 then crashes. 992 00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:12.920 Eat shit on the nopen like Judith. 993 00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:16.960 They track her with night vision goggles all throughout the town. 994 00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.880 Judith knocks on the door of a horny guy who's 995 00:47:20.519 --> 00:47:24.320 horn yeah, who's masturbating. He's masturbating my cut. I don't 996 00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:25.360 know if he does it in your cut. 997 00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:29.440 Now He's just like, oh yeah, yeah. So he comes down. 998 00:47:29.480 --> 00:47:33.920 He thinks he's getting lucky. He trips and dies. He's 999 00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:35.360 shitting down the stairs. 1000 00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.679 Judith steals the truck, uh, and she's driving away and 1001 00:47:38.679 --> 00:47:40.400 I love what jad like gets on the door. He's like, 1002 00:47:40.440 --> 00:47:43.079 you better turn this around. She'll extra cues his ball, Yeah, 1003 00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:45.760 kicks about. She makes it all the way the police 1004 00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:47.920 station where Wayne is waiting for her, and hits her 1005 00:47:47.960 --> 00:47:48.880 with the trant and. 1006 00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:49.519 I love this. 1007 00:47:50.079 --> 00:47:52.000 I love how he reveals that he was like on 1008 00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.920 a bottom bike. But I love he puts a blanket 1009 00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:57.519 over her. The cops are wondering what it is. He's like, yeah, 1010 00:47:57.519 --> 00:48:00.519 I just caught one of those killer coats that escape 1011 00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:01.119 from the zoo. 1012 00:48:01.719 --> 00:48:04.280 And world's best police officers are like, good job, good job, 1013 00:48:05.280 --> 00:48:09.199 bothered check all right, so funny. 1014 00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:14.320 So back of the house, Wayne can't believe that JD 1015 00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:17.360 is gay. You're not gay, You guys like, yah, I 1016 00:48:17.480 --> 00:48:19.880 do this my accession with Patt Middlers. He's like, and 1017 00:48:19.960 --> 00:48:23.119 the fact that I like sucking and your version gets 1018 00:48:23.159 --> 00:48:25.000 cut off and this version goes dick. 1019 00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:27.480 He's like what and the fact that I like suck 1020 00:48:27.559 --> 00:48:30.840 what you've done it, and the fact that I like 1021 00:48:31.000 --> 00:48:32.599 sucking dick what. 1022 00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:36.239 You've done it. He's like, I'm not going to have 1023 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:38.320 done that. Remember when I put that book Remember when 1024 00:48:38.320 --> 00:48:40.400 I put that book on yoga. Yeah, apparently he's been 1025 00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:42.280 sucking his own dick with yoga. 1026 00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:46.199 It. Waite like can't stand it. He's like, you're not 1027 00:48:46.639 --> 00:48:48.800 she got in your head ball He goes, you want 1028 00:48:48.800 --> 00:48:49.639 to be gay with me? 1029 00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:53.280 Oh? He does that little like skip when he walks away. 1030 00:48:57.559 --> 00:49:00.679 So then we see nuns lifting and boxing. She mentions 1031 00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:03.360 that the convent has like a really good ship ship. 1032 00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:08.119 Wait, what's the song that's playing going downtown baby? That 1033 00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:10.000 it was an Ellie Son. 1034 00:49:11.280 --> 00:49:13.960 Yeah. So they're boxing, and I love mother Sapirs as 1035 00:49:14.039 --> 00:49:18.280 elderly lady. She just like like popping like straight. What 1036 00:49:18.400 --> 00:49:20.760 was it like ninety on each side? Yeah? Damn. But 1037 00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:23.199 she's talking about how she's like concerned with her faith. 1038 00:49:23.239 --> 00:49:25.599 Does she really want to do this? She's not sure? 1039 00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:28.320 And I love the mother Spears being supportive of her. 1040 00:49:28.360 --> 00:49:30.760 And then she's like let's go do some power squats. Yeah, 1041 00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:38.440 some power squats. So uh. Then Judith tries to imply 1042 00:49:38.599 --> 00:49:41.039 that Wayne is gay. He's not following from this one. 1043 00:49:41.840 --> 00:49:41.920 Uh. 1044 00:49:42.039 --> 00:49:44.159 And then Darren and Sandy have their date, but he 1045 00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:48.760 keeps bringing up Judith. What do we do to that? 1046 00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:49.000 Man? 1047 00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.360 That's it's a mistake we all make. I caught myself 1048 00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:54.679 doing that in my youth. I don't do it anymore. 1049 00:49:55.039 --> 00:49:58.559 That's like some women I know do it. Red flag man, 1050 00:49:58.679 --> 00:49:59.159 keep doing that. 1051 00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:01.360 Yeah, that's one of those where like it's a little 1052 00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:04.079 too early. Maybe maybe hold off on dating for an hour. 1053 00:50:04.920 --> 00:50:07.360 You're talking about how she liked the duck. Yeah, yeah, 1054 00:50:07.400 --> 00:50:09.440 it's like, oh yeah, because is like I swear I 1055 00:50:09.480 --> 00:50:12.360 saw Judith. She's like, oh my god, Like, no, no, 1056 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:13.800 that's fine, it's fine. Now we can get the duck 1057 00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:18.400 that was always Judas's favor. So he knows he's in trouble. 1058 00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:20.719 She wants to bail out on the date and he's like, no, no, no, 1059 00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:21.280 I'll fix this. 1060 00:50:21.360 --> 00:50:21.800 I'll fix this. 1061 00:50:21.880 --> 00:50:24.880 He calls Wayne, who's trying to suck his own dick. 1062 00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:29.239 Is he baarass? And the PG side profile fully naked 1063 00:50:29.440 --> 00:50:30.679 in the trailer, and. 1064 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:34.920 I think the TV version they colored on shorts onto him. Yeah. 1065 00:50:37.000 --> 00:50:38.960 So yeah, he calls Wayne for help, who was trying 1066 00:50:39.000 --> 00:50:43.480 to suck his own dick, and he puts these shocks 1067 00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:44.719 on his nipples. 1068 00:50:44.920 --> 00:50:47.639 Very reminiscent of Demon Night in the Bedroom. 1069 00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:50.679 Yes, yes, he suggests he could put it on his balls. 1070 00:50:50.719 --> 00:50:53.960 He's like, nipples work, but he tells me, every time 1071 00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:55.599 you say Judith, I'm gonna shock you. 1072 00:50:56.079 --> 00:50:57.079 So it works. He starts. 1073 00:50:57.320 --> 00:50:59.039 As soon as he mentioned her, he gets a shock 1074 00:50:59.159 --> 00:51:01.840 and he goes, He goes, I love you, Judith. She's like, 1075 00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.360 why don't dance? 1076 00:51:03.519 --> 00:51:07.239 I meant let's dance, but she's into it. She's willing 1077 00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:10.239 to break her not take her final vows. Yeah, he's 1078 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:11.960 like fully and he's like I'm down for marriage kids 1079 00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:12.599 like whatever. Yeah. 1080 00:51:12.800 --> 00:51:16.800 Yeah, so they go to dance. Meanwhile, because Wayne was 1081 00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:19.719 rude to someone, the bouncer comes out starts peating him up, 1082 00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:24.079 but like punching the electro shocks, and Darren's dancing and 1083 00:51:24.159 --> 00:51:27.519 he's like crapy shock, Like wow, he's a really great dance. Yeah, 1084 00:51:27.960 --> 00:51:30.039 and then all of a sudden, his nips like catch 1085 00:51:30.119 --> 00:51:34.320 on fire and they light the bar of he's putting 1086 00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.280 out the fires with the drink and then it. 1087 00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:40.639 Shocks and lights the whole bar on fire. So funny. 1088 00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:43.159 So they're out there, the firefighters are already there. Yeah, 1089 00:51:43.280 --> 00:51:45.400 they're out there, and he's just like, he's like, sorry, 1090 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:47.320 I have these onbody difference because I was mentioning Judith. 1091 00:51:47.400 --> 00:51:50.199 She's like I'm done, So she she drives away and 1092 00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:52.960 he's like he's like sandy way, and I love this. 1093 00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:56.039 It just crosses up to later that night, he shows 1094 00:51:56.119 --> 00:51:57.960 up at the cottage, like what do you do? And 1095 00:51:58.039 --> 00:52:00.719 he's like, I ran from the club. She's like, that's fairs. 1096 00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.159 He's like, I know, I to tell you. 1097 00:52:03.199 --> 00:52:05.239 I'm sorry, and he's trying to apologize her, and I 1098 00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:07.400 love that she already forgives him. Yeah, he's like why. 1099 00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:08.960 She's like, yeah, I'm training to be coming down on 1100 00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:13.199 my thing. Forget this is kind of our thing. So yeah, 1101 00:52:13.320 --> 00:52:17.000 she agrees to be with him. Yeah, he's finally won 1102 00:52:17.119 --> 00:52:21.320 her over. I guess running for thirty miles will really 1103 00:52:21.360 --> 00:52:25.320 win a girl. So then Wayne talks to Judith again. 1104 00:52:25.440 --> 00:52:26.639 He gives her a big Montana. 1105 00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:30.639 All she wants is a big I've never had a 1106 00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.199 big Montana before. They were big in the nineties. Are 1107 00:52:34.239 --> 00:52:35.960 they not around? I don't know if it's still a thing. 1108 00:52:36.000 --> 00:52:37.360 I haven't had that Arby's. 1109 00:52:37.079 --> 00:52:39.079 Here, and maybe I'll go, that's the Arby's with the 1110 00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:42.280 old SIGNE should have had big montanas. 1111 00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:49.079 Fuck so yeah, uh yeah. He asked her why she 1112 00:52:49.159 --> 00:52:49.800 went for Darren. 1113 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:53.360 We get her backstory before, because he's like, I feel 1114 00:52:53.360 --> 00:52:56.559 like you need like the strong, like assertive type. Daren 1115 00:52:56.599 --> 00:52:59.559 doesn't fit that, and she's like, well, before him, I 1116 00:52:59.760 --> 00:53:04.239 was engaged to a kickbox Yeah, so it like like 1117 00:53:04.320 --> 00:53:07.320 a blood sport kickboxer and love that she was at 1118 00:53:07.400 --> 00:53:10.440 one of his blood sports with the flag with the 1119 00:53:10.480 --> 00:53:13.760 American flags. But he died did like they checked the holes, 1120 00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:19.400 So like her boyfriend died, and I think she's wearing 1121 00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:22.599 the same outfit that she meets Darren in, so I think. 1122 00:53:22.599 --> 00:53:25.039 It's like he died that night and then she met 1123 00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:27.639 No way, I think. 1124 00:53:29.000 --> 00:53:32.239 Oh, also, if I like looking up sometimes like goofs 1125 00:53:32.280 --> 00:53:33.840 and stuff in the movies, I saw the one where 1126 00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:36.599 it was like, oh yeah, the big montana. The buns 1127 00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:39.960 keep switching. Oh really, one's assessme seed and then one's 1128 00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:43.320 a kaiser, and I thought that was hilarious. 1129 00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:46.280 She flirts with Wayne. She gets the sauce on her 1130 00:53:46.320 --> 00:53:49.960 boobs and he's like, all in, leave out. She cleaves out. 1131 00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:53.360 I hope that she's wearing like the cowboy boots. She's 1132 00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:55.440 hearing like his cloth. H Yeah. 1133 00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:57.639 So he like starts making out with her and everything, 1134 00:53:57.719 --> 00:53:59.440 and then he's like I can't. He's like, just give 1135 00:53:59.440 --> 00:54:02.079 me one hand. It's just one hand, and I'll do it. So, yeah, 1136 00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:04.800 someone starts ringing the bell. JD's not answering, so he 1137 00:54:04.880 --> 00:54:07.239 goes up and I love that. Jad's eating and reading 1138 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:09.119 a PlayStation game manual. 1139 00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:12.480 He's reading like like NFL ninety eight or so. 1140 00:54:14.599 --> 00:54:16.280 But yeah, he's just like, why did you answer the door? 1141 00:54:16.320 --> 00:54:18.719 He's like, I'm eating. He's like he's like, told answer 1142 00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:20.400 the door, but I don't answer the door when I'm eating. 1143 00:54:20.400 --> 00:54:22.719 He's like, this is friends. I love. I love. I 1144 00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:24.400 didn't know that. He's like, you know a lot of things. 1145 00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:27.360 I was gay. Is there anything else I should know? 1146 00:54:27.480 --> 00:54:34.039 I have three balls. So we find out the coach 1147 00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:36.480 is out of jail. He found a. 1148 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:39.000 Judge that was a sports fan, and he's planning to 1149 00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:41.320 crash with the guys and I love that. They're like 1150 00:54:41.639 --> 00:54:43.159 He's like, I want to use the toylet. He's like, 1151 00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:46.840 you can't. We're saving water and he's like good, idea. 1152 00:54:47.280 --> 00:54:49.000 Good. He's like, wait, what do you do? 1153 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:50.599 He's like, we used the lunch and I was like, 1154 00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:52.880 do you guys have any TV? No, and he's like, 1155 00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.840 I'll find something the mails. I love the scene where 1156 00:54:57.880 --> 00:54:59.239 he just drops trow. 1157 00:55:01.360 --> 00:55:04.800 Again. He's the most supportive guy in the world. It's amazing. 1158 00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:08.920 But yeah, so he he asked what they did with her, 1159 00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:11.679 and he goes, oh, we ate her alive. He's like 1160 00:55:11.760 --> 00:55:12.800 that's the perfect crime. 1161 00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:13.679 No evidence. 1162 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:16.599 Uh, But then he puts the TV on and he 1163 00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:20.760 realizes they lied. She's still alive and she's breaking out 1164 00:55:20.840 --> 00:55:23.360 of the change. She's getting away. He's like, go chop 1165 00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:26.199 her head off or something, and he's like, I'll do it. 1166 00:55:26.920 --> 00:55:29.800 So yeah, she goes down there. He tells her that 1167 00:55:29.880 --> 00:55:31.519 he's there to kill her. Yeah, and he's like, mand 1168 00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:33.199 if I defend myself, He's like, of course, I love 1169 00:55:33.239 --> 00:55:35.880 a fair fight. Beats the shit out of him and 1170 00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:40.079 then Evil Woman starts playing Yes which was the alternate 1171 00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:41.280 title for this movie. 1172 00:55:42.519 --> 00:55:44.960 I don't know. I gotta either it was the original 1173 00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:46.199 title or in some. 1174 00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:49.840 Other countries, it's known as evil Woman, which I think 1175 00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:53.000 is a great title. Ho says that Save and Silverman 1176 00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:54.960 is a good catchy title, but evil Woman is a 1177 00:55:55.000 --> 00:55:58.719 little bit more fitting for the So she takes off, 1178 00:55:59.559 --> 00:56:03.199 kicking all their asses. I love JD has a towel 1179 00:56:03.280 --> 00:56:06.360 over his and she leaves. When that comes back any 1180 00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:07.920 he thinks it's Wayne. 1181 00:56:07.960 --> 00:56:08.760 He's like, dude. 1182 00:56:12.239 --> 00:56:14.599 So while this is happening, Sandy is moving her stuff 1183 00:56:14.639 --> 00:56:17.519 into Darren's house and she takes her top up or 1184 00:56:17.559 --> 00:56:19.280 make it out, and then Judith arrives. 1185 00:56:19.559 --> 00:56:22.880 Oh god, this always actually killed me when I would 1186 00:56:22.880 --> 00:56:23.199 watch it. 1187 00:56:23.679 --> 00:56:29.400 Yeah, she's like covering herself up. So yeah, she's able 1188 00:56:29.440 --> 00:56:31.960 to get her claws back into Darren. She's like, how 1189 00:56:32.039 --> 00:56:34.639 could you? I was just wondering if you still love me? 1190 00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:41.039 I know, I know. So yeah, he tells Sandy like, yeah, 1191 00:56:41.079 --> 00:56:43.480 go back to the Nunnery. But I like that. 1192 00:56:43.599 --> 00:56:47.960 He says, like I promised, Yeah, I did pledge my love. 1193 00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:51.320 I'm like, Darren, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1194 00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.800 Uh yeah, it's like sad. You feel sad for Sandy, 1195 00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.519 Like dude, she just stop the nunnery for it. I 1196 00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:00.760 do love liked with this tramp like I'm on a trip. 1197 00:57:00.880 --> 00:57:02.920 It's up until yesterday, I was treated. 1198 00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:05.800 To be coming on. So Wayne and JD show up. 1199 00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:10.440 Oh no, Darren beats the ship out of them and 1200 00:57:10.639 --> 00:57:15.400 drops them both onto Sandy's car and she's like, I 1201 00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:18.400 do love you tossed it out of way and he's like, gd. 1202 00:57:18.480 --> 00:57:20.159 We did it because we loved him. He's like, oh 1203 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:22.760 you love it. He goes talk it just tosses them out, 1204 00:57:23.000 --> 00:57:23.920 So the cops called. 1205 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:28.480 They're in jail. They're tossed out in jail. H okay 1206 00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:32.360 he So he shows up in jail. Darren let them 1207 00:57:32.400 --> 00:57:34.760 know that the wedding is still on, and he's I 1208 00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:36.320 love the look in my eye and tell him. 1209 00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:38.079 Tell me that you love Juli. He's like, I love Judith. 1210 00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:40.480 Look into our both our eyes. At the same time, 1211 00:57:40.760 --> 00:57:41.559 he's like, I'm out of here. 1212 00:57:42.840 --> 00:57:45.800 So then they called the coach and they try to 1213 00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:47.800 like He's like, I do anything for you boys. We 1214 00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:51.320 need ten thousand dollars. Hell no, what in your version? 1215 00:57:51.400 --> 00:57:53.800 What do they say to him to get them to 1216 00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:54.760 get him to save them? 1217 00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:58.440 So I just remember the coach saying, they're making your 1218 00:57:58.480 --> 00:58:03.920 wear dresses. They're making us there girlfriends. What they're can 1219 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:07.960 you wear dresses in there? Okay, my god, that's terrible. Yes, 1220 00:58:08.440 --> 00:58:14.119 our rated version. They go, come on, coach, sodomizing us 1221 00:58:14.199 --> 00:58:16.239 in here? What they're corn hole in you? 1222 00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:20.639 They're sodomizing us? And he goes, they're corn hole in you? 1223 00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:24.519 Don't Yeah, I didn't, ye because I remember there you 1224 00:58:24.599 --> 00:58:26.760 wear dresses And when I was watching our dy versions, like, 1225 00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:29.480 I don't remember corn hole or sodomy being mentioned. 1226 00:58:29.679 --> 00:58:34.360 The uh but yeah. Then the coach breaks him out 1227 00:58:34.360 --> 00:58:39.360 of jail. He uses his win truck kind of sounds 1228 00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:41.840 like my truck. Kind of sounds like my truck backing 1229 00:58:41.960 --> 00:58:47.079 up half awesome. I still love that. I do anything 1230 00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:52.360 for you boys. Hell no, no way. So they break 1231 00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:52.719 them out. 1232 00:58:54.400 --> 00:58:57.159 They stop by Sandy as she was taking her final valves, 1233 00:58:57.239 --> 00:58:59.360 and they convince her not to do it. The nuns 1234 00:58:59.400 --> 00:59:01.599 are sad, I lost another one. 1235 00:59:01.599 --> 00:59:04.280 Son of a big lost another one. What is she 1236 00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:06.119 gonna wear? They're like, don't wrry, I got we got 1237 00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:07.559 you JD's sister's clothes. 1238 00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:11.840 She's a stripper and a hooker. And then they have 1239 00:59:11.960 --> 00:59:14.159 one more stop they have to do. They go to 1240 00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:17.360 the stadium and they kidnap Neil Diamond. 1241 00:59:18.000 --> 00:59:20.159 Oh my gosh, fel Diamond. 1242 00:59:21.079 --> 00:59:23.599 I love where he's just like, you're the ones who 1243 00:59:23.679 --> 00:59:26.719 have been doing this, this setting me naked pictures and 1244 00:59:26.800 --> 00:59:28.840 Wade's like, we didn't do that, and he goes JD. 1245 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:34.800 He's like, I'm sorry, sorry. So they're all explaining the situation. 1246 00:59:34.960 --> 00:59:38.480 He's like, okay, hold on, so Darren marriage Judith and 1247 00:59:38.599 --> 00:59:41.920 he goes, look, all these years, I've always written about 1248 00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:44.280 the healing power of love, but I've never had a 1249 00:59:44.360 --> 00:59:44.719 chance for it. 1250 00:59:44.880 --> 00:59:48.800 By the way, they keep quoting lines for this when. 1251 00:59:48.719 --> 00:59:51.039 They're just like, come on, Neil, turn on your heart life, 1252 00:59:51.800 --> 00:59:54.280 and he's like, love on the rocks, you know, big rocks, 1253 00:59:54.360 --> 00:59:58.280 no big surprise, and they're like, where's the wedding. It's 1254 00:59:58.320 --> 01:00:02.119 at the corner of something in America. We come into America. 1255 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:05.000 But I love that the cops are on their case. 1256 01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:08.679 The coach one little jail breaks, he's like, he's like, 1257 01:00:09.000 --> 01:00:12.960 he's like caprice four cars back, so they clearly not 1258 01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:13.800 follow them. 1259 01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:18.000 So he gets an oozy and he's like, I'll slow 1260 01:00:18.039 --> 01:00:19.119 them down. Boys. 1261 01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:23.719 Before he jumps out, he's like, you get this lady 1262 01:00:23.719 --> 01:00:25.360 in the wedding and he goes pleasure to meet you, 1263 01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:26.519 mister Diamond, and. 1264 01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:34.920 Then he just fucking slides across by several cars and 1265 01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:40.519 he's just coming off dude. So funny. 1266 01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:44.800 I just love the pleasure to beat. Hey, we coming 1267 01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:49.760 to America. So the wedding is happening. They're about to like, 1268 01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:52.360 you know, take their vowels, do their vowels, and then 1269 01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:55.760 Neil interrupts yes with hello again Hello, and he's like 1270 01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:57.599 Neil Neil. 1271 01:00:57.880 --> 01:01:00.639 Which is funny. This is like like great Neil. I 1272 01:01:01.079 --> 01:01:01.800 just reviewed. 1273 01:01:02.400 --> 01:01:05.199 Speaking of movies where guys are trying to save dudes 1274 01:01:05.239 --> 01:01:08.400 from overbear and girlfriends, I just reviewed over on Kaylee's 1275 01:01:08.440 --> 01:01:11.519 Channel Night at the Roxbury, which came out of for 1276 01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:15.719 where What's his Face saves will power from him his 1277 01:01:15.880 --> 01:01:19.320 overbearing girlfriend with a song. Well that one was Hadaway's 1278 01:01:19.360 --> 01:01:19.880 what is Love? 1279 01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:23.639 You can do it? Okay, Kaylee can't do it. Really, 1280 01:01:23.800 --> 01:01:26.000 she can't do it. I gotta practice. I went back 1281 01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:28.239 and watched some old skits. None of the guest hosts 1282 01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:31.159 could actually get it really, even Jim Carrey. He didn't 1283 01:01:31.199 --> 01:01:31.360 do it. 1284 01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:37.079 Jim Carrey like this, Yeah, so uh they interrupt They're 1285 01:01:37.079 --> 01:01:40.400 playing the song and then Sandy interrupts, singing the song. 1286 01:01:40.880 --> 01:01:42.800 In the hook or Albus the Hooker Outfit. 1287 01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:43.559 Uh. 1288 01:01:43.719 --> 01:01:46.440 But then he like, he finally tells you that he's like, 1289 01:01:46.559 --> 01:01:50.400 I can't I love He goes, I love Neil, and 1290 01:01:50.480 --> 01:01:56.599 he goes and Sandy does kneel first Sandey, so he 1291 01:01:57.800 --> 01:01:59.639 he's gonna get his happy ending, which, by the way, 1292 01:01:59.679 --> 01:02:01.760 Neil and did write a song for this, I Believe 1293 01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:02.480 in Happy Endings. 1294 01:02:02.480 --> 01:02:04.880 It plays during the credits. Okay he wrote that for this, 1295 01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:05.880 Uh so yeah. 1296 01:02:05.920 --> 01:02:08.480 He runs over to Sandy and kisses her passionately, and 1297 01:02:08.559 --> 01:02:10.639 then Judith wants to know where's. 1298 01:02:10.400 --> 01:02:11.119 Her happy ending? 1299 01:02:11.320 --> 01:02:14.800 And then who shows up Wayne singing the song I 1300 01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:17.960 love this moment where he's running to him, you think 1301 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.079 she's jumping his arm. 1302 01:02:19.360 --> 01:02:21.719 She just picks up the chairs like do you think 1303 01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:23.599 just because I love Dared, I don't go with a 1304 01:02:23.760 --> 01:02:24.559 loser like you? 1305 01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:27.719 And then they beat the shit out of each other 1306 01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:32.239 that they both of them get their teeth knocked out, 1307 01:02:32.320 --> 01:02:34.320 and then that's when they realize that they love each 1308 01:02:34.360 --> 01:02:38.639 other with an aggressive makeout sad on the asserted madness, 1309 01:02:38.880 --> 01:02:45.559 You've won here the parkourbitch, I'm only dreamed out, I love, But. 1310 01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:49.599 She hesitates because she like doesn't want again. Uh, but yeah, 1311 01:02:49.639 --> 01:02:52.000 what about JD and coaches happy ending? Well, what do 1312 01:02:52.119 --> 01:02:56.639 you know it? They both happened to be gay, me too, 1313 01:02:57.280 --> 01:03:02.639 really And then they all get married. They all get 1314 01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:06.079 men and men may the men. 1315 01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:08.960 They all get married at the same time at the 1316 01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:09.960 Neil Diamond. 1317 01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:12.719 God. Yeah yeah. And then they revealed that they're all 1318 01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:13.719 on stage. 1319 01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:17.519 But I love the men are playing instruments, the women 1320 01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:21.360 are doing backup bos but Harley erbys with them doing backup. 1321 01:03:22.599 --> 01:03:23.800 It's the little things man. 1322 01:03:24.360 --> 01:03:29.800 Sing it, sing it out, Oh, rock out to Holly 1323 01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:33.320 Holy Oh, it's great. Uh. 1324 01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:36.159 And everyone's in the crowd by the way, the priest, 1325 01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:39.159 the nun, the circus family, they're all hanging out. 1326 01:03:39.280 --> 01:03:39.719 Amazing. 1327 01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:42.320 I'm sure if the movie had more time, the Asian 1328 01:03:42.360 --> 01:03:44.119 guy who fell down the stairs would have been there, 1329 01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:46.039 the raccoon would have set. 1330 01:03:46.079 --> 01:03:49.880 They should have got to the raccoon party. Oh god, dude, 1331 01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.639 what a great ending scene. 1332 01:03:51.800 --> 01:03:54.559 It's just such a fun movie. It's just such a 1333 01:03:54.679 --> 01:03:56.480 great time, Like, is it the best thing ever? 1334 01:03:56.760 --> 01:03:58.199 No? Are you laughing though. 1335 01:03:58.039 --> 01:04:01.599 From beginning now you're laughing, beginning to have a real 1336 01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:04.159 stick up your ass to not like this movie and 1337 01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:05.440 not find it funny. 1338 01:04:06.440 --> 01:04:08.199 And I'm sure there's people that are like that did 1339 01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:09.639 a bell, like shut up. 1340 01:04:09.679 --> 01:04:13.039 It's funny. It's really fun It's really funny. And I 1341 01:04:13.159 --> 01:04:14.639 will cherish the shirt there. 1342 01:04:14.760 --> 01:04:19.719 Yeah, I die. Yes, beautiful savings. These will be available 1343 01:04:19.800 --> 01:04:23.960 for all the Tony heads and what's that so tapes 1344 01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:26.000 from the crypt dot com and what's that promo? Yeah, 1345 01:04:26.039 --> 01:04:27.199 so tapes from the crypt dot net. 1346 01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:31.440 Well, I'm having leftovers like during February, so when this 1347 01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:33.880 comes out, So yeah, you'll be able to get leftover 1348 01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:35.840 saving Silverman stuff this month. 1349 01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:38.880 Nice. Yeah, and I love it. 1350 01:04:39.480 --> 01:04:42.760 It's a great movie to revisit. Watch it on Valentine 1351 01:04:43.440 --> 01:04:47.880 It's perfect. Yeah, it's a great time. This comes out February. 1352 01:04:48.039 --> 01:04:51.920 This comes out on Valentine's before or after. I believe 1353 01:04:51.960 --> 01:04:54.800 we have an event coming up in the Shamney Creek, right, Yeah. 1354 01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:57.199 We're doing uh so it's you know Laring New Year, 1355 01:04:57.280 --> 01:04:59.320 the Year of the Snakes that we're doing a mystery 1356 01:04:59.360 --> 01:05:02.440 double feature that is snake themed. So me and you 1357 01:05:02.639 --> 01:05:05.920 will be at Shamney Creek along with Movie John Magazine 1358 01:05:06.360 --> 01:05:09.480 girls like ours hosting the Dumpster Boys will be there 1359 01:05:09.519 --> 01:05:09.840 with us. 1360 01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:11.719 Nice, it'll be a great time. It's gonna be a 1361 01:05:11.760 --> 01:05:14.800 great and it's it's a mystery with the movie is yeah, yeah, yeah, 1362 01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:16.679 I'm trying to think. 1363 01:05:16.960 --> 01:05:20.320 Yeah, two snake themed double features. I would say one 1364 01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:22.679 well known one not so you'll get a balance. 1365 01:05:23.239 --> 01:05:25.960 King Kobra. I love King Kobra. 1366 01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:33.519 That's got we uh oh my god, the from Karate Kid, right, yeah, mister, 1367 01:05:34.280 --> 01:05:38.639 and I believe Pedro from a you know what, that'd 1368 01:05:38.639 --> 01:05:40.679 be a good to be Tuesday one. I love King 1369 01:05:40.760 --> 01:05:43.559 KOs Last year, me and Jess did a commentary track 1370 01:05:43.639 --> 01:05:45.400 for Noah's r or Noah's Shark. 1371 01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:50.239 It's on Patreon. That was a mistake. Oh good, we 1372 01:05:50.360 --> 01:05:51.360 need it like a short one. 1373 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:54.000 We can do a commentary track because we were gonna 1374 01:05:54.000 --> 01:05:56.320 shoot the Rocky episode and Tricia was running late. Yeah, 1375 01:05:56.360 --> 01:05:58.079 so like, oh, here's a commentary track we can do 1376 01:05:58.159 --> 01:05:58.880 to get out of the way. 1377 01:05:59.320 --> 01:05:59.920 Big mistake. 1378 01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:04.000 But it auto played King Cobra afterwards, and I remember 1379 01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:05.199 watching that movie a lot as a kid. 1380 01:06:06.000 --> 01:06:07.480 Kinkobra was good. I'm trying to think of out their 1381 01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:08.599 bad snake movies. 1382 01:06:09.360 --> 01:06:12.519 Yeah, Like I said, you'll get one like classic, and 1383 01:06:12.559 --> 01:06:14.039 then you'll get one that's a little bit more of 1384 01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:14.599 a deep cut. 1385 01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:17.360 Okay, okay, I'm excited. I'm excited. You guys should come 1386 01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:18.440 out to that one. Though, if you're in the air 1387 01:06:18.599 --> 01:06:25.079 Silent Predators, I'm not gonna say say much more. I 1388 01:06:25.320 --> 01:06:28.840 highly doubt it's either. I'll just say it flat out 1389 01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:32.239 safe for the audience. No, Well man Anaconda three. Maybe 1390 01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:34.920 maybe there is a secret feature. 1391 01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:38.159 Speaking of Jack Black and Anaconda, So me and Johannah 1392 01:06:38.159 --> 01:06:41.679 want to do what is the worst Lake Placid sequel 1393 01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:43.840 and what is the worst Anaconda movie? Because we did 1394 01:06:43.880 --> 01:06:46.679 the first of each, but we have to keep We 1395 01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:48.719 had to delay Anaconic because I gotta figure out a 1396 01:06:48.760 --> 01:06:49.039 way to. 1397 01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:51.360 Get the Chinese remake that came out a few years ago. 1398 01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:54.519 You told me about that, Yes, and they announced that 1399 01:06:54.840 --> 01:06:58.320 on Christmas. Paul Run and Jack Black are putting out 1400 01:06:58.360 --> 01:06:59.519 an Anaconda remake. 1401 01:06:59.599 --> 01:07:04.800 Yeah. Why why? I mean you already had j Lo 1402 01:07:04.960 --> 01:07:06.880 and Ice Cube. But what do you really want? I mean, 1403 01:07:07.320 --> 01:07:10.320 only one of those sequels went theatrical. I think we're good. 1404 01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:11.000 I think we're good. 1405 01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:13.400 And then eventually after we do those, we want to 1406 01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:16.159 do Lake Placid versus Ana Condo. I want to I 1407 01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:20.159 haven't seen that, which again, the crocodile was not called 1408 01:07:20.239 --> 01:07:24.440 Lake Placid. THO doesn't makes sense, right, but yeah, so 1409 01:07:24.599 --> 01:07:26.719 check us out there in the Channey Creek Brewery. I 1410 01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:29.440 gotta figure out where what con I'm going to next. 1411 01:07:29.480 --> 01:07:31.639 I wanted to go to Galaxy Con, but I forgot 1412 01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:34.119 to book a table. Uh, maybe I will have in 1413 01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:36.320 this time that this airs. Maybe I will have booked it, 1414 01:07:36.360 --> 01:07:38.000 who knows, but yeah. 1415 01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:38.400 Check that out. 1416 01:07:38.480 --> 01:07:41.000 Check out his site. Follow let's use your code too. 1417 01:07:41.159 --> 01:07:44.320 You use the code and yeah, that's it from us. 1418 01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:49.519 Have a happy Valentine's Day. I'm sure next year I'll 1419 01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:50.360 have a lady. 1420 01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:54.079 I'm sure. I'm sure. Sour cream and onions. You know. 1421 01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:56.360 The first Valentine's Day one I did, I did with 1422 01:07:56.480 --> 01:07:59.519 Johannah and then she was engaged the next year. The 1423 01:07:59.639 --> 01:08:02.599 next I did it with Crystal and Casey and then 1424 01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:05.519 they got boyfriends the next year. This might be your year, Tim, 1425 01:08:06.119 --> 01:08:12.159 This might be your year. Thanks everybody, next year you 1426 01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:13.679 come back. Yeah, Tony, that didn't work. 1427 01:08:13.679 --> 01:08:16.600 Oh shit, I'm sorry. I guess it only works with 1428 01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:24.159 women on the show. Oh say guys, goodbye. Remember to like, comment, 1429 01:08:24.359 --> 01:08:28.720 and subscribe. Check out our other videos and Patreon page.