Speaker 1: Hi everyone.
Speaker 2: Tony from Hack the Movies here and it's Valentine's Day
Speaker 2: once again, and today we're gonna be talking about Saving Silverman,
Speaker 2: a surprisingly relatable, outlandish comedy today on Hack the Movies,
Speaker 2: Talking talk talk, talking about tapes.
Speaker 1: Hello Tim, Tony.
Speaker 3: Remember the key to this is if the chips stick
Speaker 3: of the nachos stick together, that's a fun nacho.
Speaker 2: Uh yes, Savings Silverman. I'm glad we picked this one up.
Speaker 2: I love this movie. Valentine's Day again. The single pringles
Speaker 2: I think you called us last time.
Speaker 3: That's the last time we were here, my friend. Neither
Speaker 3: of us gotten girlfriend since then.
Speaker 4: Or a couple of sour cream and onions. Oh so
Speaker 4: this is what the fourth year in a row. I'm
Speaker 4: killing it. I'm killing it with these V Day specials.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Uh yes, Saving Silverman of this movie fantastic underrated from
Speaker 3: director Dennis Duggan, who's done some good movies like Problem
Speaker 3: Child and what was the other one, Billy Madison. I
Speaker 3: think Big Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, Yeah, Happy Gilmour, that
Speaker 3: was the one, and some terrible movies like Grown Ups.
Speaker 1: I think and think Jack and Jill. I think he
Speaker 1: did Jack and Jill.
Speaker 2: He's made some stickers, but this one is solid, fantastic,
Speaker 2: This one is solid. And of course, you know, we're
Speaker 2: reviewing a Jack Black movie, so let's give the comments
Speaker 2: a couple seconds to tell us that he sucks.
Speaker 1: Let's get like, get it out of your system. Wait
Speaker 1: what Jack Black sucks? Oh? Have you been asleep since
Speaker 1: last year? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry guys, I just woke up apparently.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of things I gotta tell
Speaker 1: you that. Yeah. Fuck you see last year.
Speaker 2: I was proactive and I was like, I want to
Speaker 2: do Tenacious T for Boy's Month. Oh I remember, And
Speaker 2: I shot the review in April, and I went, there's
Speaker 2: no way Tenacious D will get into a big controversy
Speaker 2: between now and.
Speaker 1: When this episode air. Oh right, a week or.
Speaker 2: Two before the episode airs, that whole thing happened. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 1: I forgot, you gotta be kidding. Damn all right, well,
Speaker 1: you know, but you know what.
Speaker 2: At least he didn't do anything bad since then, except
Speaker 2: put out a trailer for a terrible looking Minecraft movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah that looks like as it looks terrible.
Speaker 2: I don't even give a shit about Minecraft, but even
Speaker 2: I'm just like, what is this?
Speaker 1: Sorry to the teenage audience watching, don't even that, You're like,
Speaker 1: is that Steve? Who is that?
Speaker 2: But yeah, Jack Black Comedy back when people used to
Speaker 2: like him. I did just watch a whole video like
Speaker 2: he is tanking, like he's losing fin.
Speaker 1: To be honest, like his movies as of late have
Speaker 1: been like yeah, pretty bad. Yeah, not that they were
Speaker 1: always winners. There were some stingers here and there, but now,
Speaker 1: just like his reputation.
Speaker 2: Because because he was so well liked and lovable when
Speaker 2: he finally hit some controversies fell off.
Speaker 1: Sure, but you know what, this review is going to
Speaker 1: bring him back.
Speaker 3: People are gonna be like, I forgot how good he.
Speaker 1: Was in this movie. Yes, dude, JD mcnugen the legend.
Speaker 3: When did you first see this movie? I saw this
Speaker 3: movie like straight up. I think my brother Joey rented
Speaker 3: it from blockbust or something like we watched this what
Speaker 3: we all love.
Speaker 1: This movie in the theater? You saw him? My grandmother
Speaker 1: was watching us one week. Oh does she take you
Speaker 1: to this? Yes? Why was this two thousand and one?
Speaker 1: I was eleven.
Speaker 2: And I because at that point I secretly watched American
Speaker 2: Pie and I like Jack black Stuff, and I was
Speaker 2: just like, hey, Grandma, I don't actually call her, I
Speaker 2: call her her real name.
Speaker 1: It really bothers everyone.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hand, we're gonna go see Safe and Silver Freak.
Speaker 2: I really want to see some I think we did
Speaker 2: a double feature. We did one movie for my little sister.
Speaker 1: Was it? It's like we saw Airbud and Savan Silver
Speaker 1: you know what it might have been?
Speaker 2: Hold on, Well, we definitely didn't see Hannibal or Valentine
Speaker 2: or Monkey Bone.
Speaker 1: I don't know I saw Monkey Bone in the movies.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the I don't know. C Spot Run.
Speaker 2: That's a kid's movie. That's the only one I'm seeing
Speaker 2: on this list here. All right, Well, we saw some
Speaker 2: other movies, so we did a double feature, and one
Speaker 2: of them was Saving Sulfurman.
Speaker 1: Amazing. Uh. Keep in mind, my little sister is nine.
Speaker 1: At this point, all three.
Speaker 3: Of you guys were watching Cowboy Wayne try to s
Speaker 3: his own wiener like in the yoga position.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny, Like my mom and my grandfather
Speaker 1: didn't care what we watched.
Speaker 2: My grandmother's a little bit more reserved, so she didn't
Speaker 2: know what we were walking into however.
Speaker 1: Huge Neil Diamond fan. Oh perfect.
Speaker 2: So she was like sold from the beginning, and then
Speaker 2: like all the raunchy stuffs happened, She's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's amazing that way. Then a year later I made
Speaker 2: her I talked about this in one of Kley's videos.
Speaker 2: I made her go see ah fucking one hour photo
Speaker 2: with Robin Williams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yet, could you get any darker? Dude? Like, literally,
Speaker 1: like twelve, I heard Rob Williams in a horror movie.
Speaker 1: I wanted to see it. She had no ideas, like
Speaker 1: I love Robin Williams.
Speaker 3: Nuts everyone, everyone, at least it wasn't World's Greatest Dad.
Speaker 1: So and then when it hit like a premium cable,
Speaker 1: I watched it. I watched this so much on cable.
Speaker 1: I watched it was always on Comedy Central TVs. Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I.
Speaker 2: Watched it on HBO first, so I got to watch it.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, I always made a point. I think
Speaker 2: I had it taped at one point off a cable
Speaker 2: and I would watch it religiously. And then years later
Speaker 2: I got the R rated DVD, which you think you
Speaker 2: have not lies.
Speaker 3: So I definitely have seen the RATA version at one point,
Speaker 3: because I did remember that line when we were talking
Speaker 3: off camera. But as far as like what I watched
Speaker 3: before I came here, I definitely I don't think I
Speaker 3: watched radio.
Speaker 2: It's funny because I've only seen like when I got
Speaker 2: the DVD. It's been a while since I watched this,
Speaker 2: but I remember when I first got the DVD, I
Speaker 2: didn't realize I had gotten the R rated cut, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't remember this.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what does this scene like? That joke is
Speaker 1: completely different.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I'm gonna ask you, uh, because I didn't
Speaker 2: hit good time to finish all the theatrical cut, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna ask you about So there's certain changes I do know,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna ask you to elaborate on some of them.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Oh, by.
Speaker 2: The way, because it opens up on a Neil Diamond concert,
Speaker 2: this gave me my love of Neil Diamond.
Speaker 1: Same, I love Neil Diamond because of this movie. Because
Speaker 1: of this movie. And it's one of those things like
Speaker 1: it's like because I.
Speaker 2: Found out my grandmother had a CD like his, like
Speaker 2: one live album, and I stole it from them, and
Speaker 2: then I bought some of my own. It was one
Speaker 2: of those things like I was like, oh, it's the
Speaker 2: guy from a movie. Let me listen to it ironically,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, no, wait, I actually.
Speaker 1: Really liked I love this album.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I love this album. And then back in
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, me and Johannah went to see
Speaker 2: him in concert.
Speaker 1: No you didn't you saw Neil Diamond live? Yes? Had
Speaker 1: I bought a shirt from me? No? No, no, I
Speaker 1: bought a shirt that he sold at.
Speaker 2: The concert, and then I left that at an next
Speaker 2: girlfriend's house and then she ripped it in half and
Speaker 2: gave it back to me. And then my aunt went
Speaker 2: to see him in concert a year later and she
Speaker 2: got And then I found this book in a thrift store.
Speaker 2: It's from his twenty twelve concert. It's like his whole history,
Speaker 2: and I have it on the two thousands page and
Speaker 2: you get to see some saving summer me in there.
Speaker 2: So I forgot to write it down. It was gonna
Speaker 2: be I think maybe it was Neil Young. There were
Speaker 2: two other singers I think they had in mind, but
Speaker 2: they turned it down. And then Heil Diamond was like yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: They're like all right, we're going all in on Neil dive.
Speaker 3: I actually love that too, because it's like it's like
Speaker 3: just mainstream enough to not be mainstream.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were gonna have they wanted, like Adam Sandler
Speaker 2: and this Ben Steeler, but I think at that point
Speaker 2: they might have been.
Speaker 1: A little too big for this particular movie.
Speaker 2: Uh so yeah, they went with uh what Jason Biggs,
Speaker 2: Jack Black and Steve's An.
Speaker 1: This is like probably my introduction to Steve's on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he's been in a ton of stuff. And then
Speaker 1: what happened to what is her name again? What did
Speaker 1: she do after this? She did a bunch of movies.
Speaker 2: I think I was looking up. It's one of those
Speaker 2: cases where they're in a ton of stuff. It's just
Speaker 2: I'm not watching it. Yeah, it's like TV stuff. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I wish she was in like bigger stuff that I saw.
Speaker 2: How good she's She's great in this. She plays a
Speaker 2: really good bad guy. I kind of wanted to see
Speaker 2: more movies of her being a bad guy.
Speaker 1: So yeah.
Speaker 2: So it opens up on the Neil Diamond concert singing
Speaker 2: my favorite Neil Diamond song, Holly.
Speaker 1: Holy his favorite Guys, which is what he opened up
Speaker 1: with at the concert. That I saw it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's funny because like, I'm not like
Speaker 2: one of those like poser Neil Diamond fans. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't like Sweet Carolina that much.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's fine. It's like hit hit Sweet Carolina
Speaker 3: at a wedding after come on.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: It's just like he has a lot of better songs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I know that's the popular one. But the problem
Speaker 2: is the concert.
Speaker 1: He's like, who wants to see me sing it one
Speaker 1: more time?
Speaker 2: And everyone's like yeah, and I'm like no, I'm good
Speaker 2: and like I'm like to Cherry Cherry again.
Speaker 1: And ironically, they don't play Sweet Carolina in this movie.
Speaker 2: They you hear it once? Okay, you hear it once.
Speaker 2: I'll point out the scene.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I think I know it's seen. It is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 2: It opens up on the Hot August Night concert from
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy two. I think we see Steve's on as
Speaker 2: Wayne Uh, and he tells us that it was a
Speaker 2: great concert. He knows because he was there, and by
Speaker 2: that it means his parents were there. They gave birth
Speaker 2: to him.
Speaker 1: Ye, my eye is pregnant.
Speaker 2: Say we get to learn about him and his friends.
Speaker 2: We learned about Darren who he met in school and
Speaker 2: j D. JD will be Jack Black. Darren is Jason Biggs.
Speaker 2: J D is an idiot, he's lacked us a tolerant
Speaker 2: but still drinks milk. And Darren is just always falling
Speaker 2: for the ladies.
Speaker 1: And a male cheerleader.
Speaker 2: He eventually becomes a male cheerleader. But yeah, he like
Speaker 2: gets into a fight with like a little girl, and
Speaker 2: then Wayne is loyal and he's gonna beat up the
Speaker 2: little girl and gets his ass kick fire. But yeah,
Speaker 2: then they become friends. They're still friends in high school.
Speaker 2: Was he was the Wayne is the third string quarterback.
Speaker 2: JD is the mascot, and then Darren is the cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: We find out that Darren loves Sandy's another cheerleader there,
Speaker 2: and the late Arley Ermie is the coach.
Speaker 3: Yes, legend I love him in the brows of the game.
Speaker 3: In the game, So what was the thing?
Speaker 2: I think, if I remember right, Dennis Duggan wanted Arley
Speaker 2: Ermie for the Carl Weathers character and happy Gilmore Adam
Speaker 2: Sandler wanted Carl Weathers, so I think he promised Arlee
Speaker 2: Erbie like my next film, I'm putting you in and
Speaker 2: it ended up being this one's choice. It's great choice.
Speaker 2: He's awesome. He's so fucking funny in this and he
Speaker 2: really teaches great lessons. Yeah, like stay away from women.
Speaker 2: All they want is your man juice. You know, I
Speaker 2: didn't realize, like when I was a kid, I'm not
Speaker 2: going into high school yet. I should have listened to
Speaker 2: a lot of what he was saying, because I had
Speaker 2: I had a Judith. I had a couple of Judas
Speaker 2: in my life, haven't.
Speaker 3: Did you have any waynes or JD's to save you? Nope,
Speaker 3: because I didn't.
Speaker 1: No, they just me But they didn't. Really I would
Speaker 1: have loved if they kidnapped it would have been great.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so I love He's like, stay away from
Speaker 2: women all they wanted in two lessons, Yeah, use your
Speaker 2: hand if you can't suppress, and he urges with lard
Speaker 2: lickor and the second lesson is sportsmanship parkmanship.
Speaker 1: Parkmanship proceeds to like literally impale a ref We find
Speaker 1: out later in the movie he had murdered a referee.
Speaker 2: Okay, first big change from the PG thirteen the r
Speaker 2: Rada cut. We find out JD is working at subway.
Speaker 2: Now in your cut, when he says he's working at subway,
Speaker 2: what happens?
Speaker 1: He just gets like, he just gets fired. He gets
Speaker 1: thrown out of the front. Yeah.
Speaker 2: JD is rapidly working his way up the ladder at subway.
Speaker 2: Our ray of cut goes on longer, so he's working.
Speaker 2: He actually was working his way up. Yeah, and he
Speaker 2: was showing some like regional manager like how he trained
Speaker 2: his team.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And the first guy couldn't remember the sizes of the cups.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 2: He goes small, medium, and long, and he's like, no,
Speaker 2: that guy sucks.
Speaker 1: Let me show you this dude.
Speaker 2: And the dude makes the sandwich and he puts all
Speaker 2: the insides on the outside of the sandwich, so he
Speaker 2: just covers the sandwich and meat and cheese, but on
Speaker 2: the outside. And then his third guy is JD's protege.
Speaker 2: He really believes that he made a big party sub.
Speaker 2: It's a huge fat guy. The party subs gone. So
Speaker 2: that's why he gets fired because he has up being
Speaker 2: the worst trainer of all time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I see, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a great scene. I actually I think at
Speaker 2: the time this airs, I think we already put out
Speaker 2: the Blues Brothers episode, and we talked about how that
Speaker 2: was a movie that did not need a director's cut,
Speaker 2: did not need an extended cut. It's rough with comedies
Speaker 2: with extended cuts, and this is one like this is
Speaker 2: kind of funny, but it's funnier in the Theatri Girl
Speaker 2: where it's like he's working his way up at boom,
Speaker 2: he's just already fired and kicked out. Yeah, it's way
Speaker 2: funny when there's stuff like that. I mean they did
Speaker 2: also just cut some raunchy. I have some leeway for that,
Speaker 2: but like it was just the comedic time is way
Speaker 2: better than theatrical cut. Darren works at a retirement home. Uh,
Speaker 2: and Wayne is a rodent wrangler.
Speaker 3: Cowboy Wayne Yep. He goes to the old lady's house.
Speaker 3: She's like, there's something big under there. Careful, sonny, and
Speaker 3: he finds a baby raccoon and it's just all nice.
Speaker 1: He's like, where's your mommy, And then do you have
Speaker 1: it on the shirt? Here?
Speaker 2: Raw the raccoon comes out mommy.
Speaker 1: And he puts it in a coma and then it
Speaker 1: just wakes back up. Great bit. It's great, great bit.
Speaker 3: And like the raccoon looks like that, like the way
Speaker 3: like everything looked really good, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like it looked good in the movie.
Speaker 1: I feel like after.
Speaker 2: There's something about Mary does every comedy need it like
Speaker 2: a wacky animal?
Speaker 1: See yeah, right, So that's great. It's a great way
Speaker 1: to establish our characters.
Speaker 2: But there's one thing that they love Neil die Men
Speaker 2: and they have a band called Diamonds in the Rough.
Speaker 2: There it is there, it is, y'all, They're like into it.
Speaker 2: I love Jason Biggs's.
Speaker 1: The way he's hitting the keyboard so good.
Speaker 2: I gotta get a sequence shirt. We gotta get this.
Speaker 2: We should have got him. Can we start a deal
Speaker 2: time and cover?
Speaker 1: Let's do it?
Speaker 2: Okay, So Darren is like flirting with the girl, but
Speaker 2: she turns him down for a real entertainers another dude.
Speaker 2: It's bit after bit in this movie, I know, like
Speaker 2: he gets turned down for a mime. And this is
Speaker 2: one of my.
Speaker 1: Favorite Jack Black things ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when there's a couple of really good Jack Black
Speaker 2: moments in this but I love this.
Speaker 1: One where he's like, what's a mime even sound like
Speaker 1: dooring sex? And he's probably like a.
Speaker 3: He's like mime's He'll talk they do when rub off duty.
Speaker 1: As so good.
Speaker 2: I think, all right, so in this version, in my version,
Speaker 2: he talks about Sandy h He mentions that her family
Speaker 2: moved away with the circus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog face boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her brother was the dog faced boy, mom was
Speaker 2: the bearded lady, and her dad was the strong man.
Speaker 2: But they left and Darren never got to tell Sandy,
Speaker 2: but he loved her and that was his one and only.
Speaker 1: And JD.
Speaker 2: In my version, I think he goes, oh that sucks.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at that. I think in your
Speaker 2: version he says sweet peach or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes, look at that sweet peach.
Speaker 2: I think of my version's like, oh look at that nice,
Speaker 2: juicy like ass or something. I think he says something
Speaker 2: more raunchier man, that is so romantic. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: look at that juicy, succulent peach.
Speaker 1: That is really romantic. Oh my god, look at that
Speaker 1: juicy piece of ass. Then they proceed to hit the
Speaker 1: like butterfly.
Speaker 2: Butterfly, and I think I read in the trivia I
Speaker 2: think Orange Orange County the year after also had Butterfly.
Speaker 3: Orange County is like, that's a great if you were
Speaker 3: to watch Silverman Orange County double Feature.
Speaker 1: That's a good I remember really liking it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, man, Depete walks in as Judith and Wayne
Speaker 2: is gonna go wingman for Darren. Uh so I love.
Speaker 2: He's just like hey, He's like, no, I'm not interesting.
Speaker 2: She's like shooting him down. He's like, not for me,
Speaker 2: for my friend there. She's like, don't want to meet.
Speaker 1: Him, and he's like, great, right, I'll bring him over.
Speaker 2: She's like no, and I love. He's like oh yeah.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh well, I can't wait to me yea.
Speaker 1: Ultimate wing man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she shoots down Darren. She's just like, no,
Speaker 2: I really don't want to meet you. Your friend lied?
Speaker 1: Then who walks over it? Who walks? He walks over
Speaker 1: Kyle Gas. Pause.
Speaker 2: Let the comments yell about Carles this this I yeah,
Speaker 2: this is I get this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I think I got to Uh yeah. Kyle Gass
Speaker 2: is a magician. He's trying to flirt with her with
Speaker 2: the rings.
Speaker 1: And he's like I love you you.
Speaker 2: But then Darren comes back for his ring. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh no, this is my boyfriend. To like get him
Speaker 2: out of there. He calls her satan. All right, nice
Speaker 2: to meet Darren Satan. Kyle Gas would always cameo in
Speaker 2: Jack black Stuff, Oh cable guy. He is the very
Speaker 2: end of cable guy.
Speaker 3: The first time I ever saw both of them was
Speaker 3: when they were playing the song in Biodome early on.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: So right away she starts controlling Darren Ye. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll have a whiskey. He's like, no, you have a
Speaker 2: genitonic and he blockles.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I think we already said, like I dated a couple
Speaker 2: Judiths in my life.
Speaker 1: You probably have. I mean everyone has had a Judith.
Speaker 2: I think it's or we've had a friend who had
Speaker 2: a Judith. Sure, this is the oddly relatable thing. We've
Speaker 2: all either been the guy or had the friend. In
Speaker 2: my face boat, we got the girlfriend who made you
Speaker 2: stop talking all your friends and trying to control you
Speaker 2: and everything. Unfortunately, it's and I this movie was like
Speaker 2: a gift and warned me about it, and I didn't
Speaker 2: listen to the war.
Speaker 1: Why do we listen to Saving Sore?
Speaker 2: Every young man out there, you should be listening to
Speaker 2: Savings watching this movie.
Speaker 1: It will teach you everything you need to know. Protect
Speaker 1: your m Joe.
Speaker 2: It's maybe that's why I don't watch it so much
Speaker 2: these days, Like I'm getting a lot of.
Speaker 1: Fleash trauma, straight trauma, getting a lot of flashbacks.
Speaker 2: No boy to be like, I don't want you talking
Speaker 2: to that person anymore, Like, but they're my friend now,
Speaker 2: they're like, okay, Darren. We tell the story a lot
Speaker 2: on the show. The one girlfriend cornered Johanna in the
Speaker 2: bathroom and like threatened her.
Speaker 1: Whoa off camera talks that was that was a Judith
Speaker 1: if there ever was oneikes.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's immediately controlling, trying to change them and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and again he's weak. He buckles, He's straight up, straight
Speaker 2: up buckles, and I love waves just like I mean,
Speaker 2: they're not going steady or anything, and of course they are.
Speaker 2: We find out six weeks later they still haven't boned
Speaker 2: because she doesn't believe in premarital sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah sure, but she's.
Speaker 2: Like there's other ways to pleasure. I love that, like
Speaker 2: she goes down, but that she makes him go down.
Speaker 2: Now in your version, he's like fixing his jaw afterwards. Yes,
Speaker 2: does she mention her sensitive gums in your version?
Speaker 3: Maybe I kind of remember that because I feel like
Speaker 3: in their r rate of version, he's like, you know
Speaker 3: there is I was hoping I can get pleasured, and
Speaker 3: I think in the r rate of cuts, she's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh you want to go down to you? I can't.
Speaker 1: I have sensitive gums.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And in my version she's like, I'm so sorry
Speaker 3: and then whips out of porno magget some lotion.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she still does that, but they add in
Speaker 2: the whole blowdout in between. But again, funnier in that
Speaker 2: in your version, the quicker version, it's funnier because it's
Speaker 2: so matter the fact that she was like struggling for
Speaker 2: an excuse. It's funnier when she just has one already.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, yeah, sorry, here you go have fun.
Speaker 1: She goes have fun and.
Speaker 3: Then like before that, like you can tell, he's just
Speaker 3: such a like hopeless roumatic.
Speaker 1: It's our six week anniversary. Gives her the thing.
Speaker 2: She's like thanks, laughs, and I mean she's looking fine
Speaker 2: as hell. She's walking around in just a bron It's like,
Speaker 2: come on, don't do that to the guy.
Speaker 1: Don't destroyed him, just denroyed inside. So it is kind
Speaker 1: of funny.
Speaker 2: I have a sensitive gum.
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah. Darren then brings her to Wayne and j.
Speaker 2: D's place epic scene. This is the first of the
Speaker 2: outfits with her tits out.
Speaker 1: She was in this moment.
Speaker 3: And their place. It's a nice, big house, but it's
Speaker 3: a shithole. It it's just somehow a frat house, you know.
Speaker 2: And this is another moment that like I didn't get
Speaker 2: as a kid, but as an adult, like it makes
Speaker 2: me like cry laughing.
Speaker 1: Uh, would you want to drink Scotch on the rocks?
Speaker 1: That I love?
Speaker 3: Right away, Darren's like, I'm gonna help him drink because you.
Speaker 1: Know, it is so funny.
Speaker 2: So Wayne shows her the Neil Shrine, the Hall of Neil,
Speaker 2: and they have the the set list that he signed.
Speaker 2: It's like it's xerox.
Speaker 1: She's like, I think you got play.
Speaker 2: Then he shows the outfit that they stole from the
Speaker 2: dress room and that's.
Speaker 1: They hit the button. It's like yeah, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw stole out his dresser. While he's taking a wizz.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's taking a wiz? Would I love that?
Speaker 2: She tells him she's like, am I profession because she's
Speaker 2: like a therapist. She's like, we call what you have
Speaker 2: a delusional projection fantasy And they're like yeah, well, he's America,
Speaker 2: have no idea what she just said, and we find
Speaker 2: out I forgot. This whole movie takes place over two weeks.
Speaker 2: They find out that in two weeks he's gonna be
Speaker 2: playing at whatever they're in Washington, So I forget at stadium.
Speaker 1: But he's gonna be playing at But why can't they go?
Speaker 2: Well, they can't go because they have a restraining order
Speaker 2: because last time he was in town, JD jumped the
Speaker 2: fence to hug Neil and we got the.
Speaker 3: I want to party with you. You now correct me
Speaker 3: if I'm wrong, But was one of the security guards
Speaker 3: that pulled him off? Wasn't that somebody? Was that the
Speaker 3: dude from Mad TV? I could be wrong, but I
Speaker 3: I didn't make a note of that. When when I
Speaker 3: watched it today, I was like, wait, is that the
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look, Yeah, we'll see someone, but I love
Speaker 3: you Diamond hates them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just like they show him. He's like, I
Speaker 2: want to party with you and they're like totally. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got that restraining order.
Speaker 1: He kind of deserve it, you assles. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The games on, games on, games on, games on, But
Speaker 2: she has nowhere to sit and JD is a gentleman.
Speaker 2: He brushes off the grossest chair ever named old Ethel.
Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, this is also relatable. All right.
Speaker 2: There's been several times over the last few years where
Speaker 2: I unexpectedly had to have a girl in my car
Speaker 2: and I'm like and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, ship, my passenger seat just has trash. And
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'll give you a ride. One second
Speaker 1: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Putting things under this scene because there's no trash can
Speaker 2: around and like throwing bottles. Yeah, back, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, i gotta start making sure this thing's clean.
Speaker 2: When this happened, we've all been there. Uh so, yeah,
Speaker 2: he puts her in the chair.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is one of I For some reason,
Speaker 3: one of my favorite quotes from this seed is what
Speaker 3: he's like. He's got all kinds of clotty positions. It's like,
Speaker 3: come on, you freaking ship. Like the way he says it.
Speaker 3: He just rips her, like almost kills her. He covers
Speaker 3: her in nachos.
Speaker 1: Thank god they established that she's a bad guy before this,
Speaker 1: because if they had just went to the scene, I would.
Speaker 2: Have been like, no, she says, yeah, like when we
Speaker 2: did seanav Dad. When you watch it as an adult,
Speaker 2: you're like, no Ed just does kind of suck. Now
Speaker 2: that I'm an adult, I'm like, no Ed kind of
Speaker 2: was a problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But this one, they're like, I'm glad.
Speaker 2: They established her as the real villain, so I don't
Speaker 2: feel too bad for her exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just pure comedy.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love When she first shows up, he gets
Speaker 2: her name wrong and offers her beer.
Speaker 1: Chew, so she's not thrilled. No, she leaves.
Speaker 2: She tells Darren that he can't hang out with him anymore,
Speaker 2: and he's got to quit that band and if he
Speaker 2: does a listener, she there's no more sex. Akay, he's
Speaker 2: not allowed to go down on her or master fate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, like, you're don't make me take away
Speaker 3: your masturbation privileges.
Speaker 2: So they what are you gonna do with their band?
Speaker 2: They're diamonds in the rough. I'm mad that this guy's
Speaker 2: not on the shirt actually the fill in. They replace
Speaker 2: him with like an Indian guy.
Speaker 1: And he's, oh baby, she's got the way to be moving.
Speaker 3: Oh baby, you'll get the way to be moving.
Speaker 2: Fuck Jenny baby.
Speaker 3: And he's he's in a relationship with an older woman.
Speaker 1: She's like, what are we gonna be doing later?
Speaker 3: And she like winks and I was like, oh baby,
Speaker 3: I love I would have loved that band.
Speaker 1: I would go see that band, like, hey, they do Neil.
Speaker 2: God and they have like a loud Indian guy who
Speaker 2: doesn't know English very well.
Speaker 1: Like I'm in, let's go. That was amazing.
Speaker 2: They're great, but they're getting Wayne is updating JD on
Speaker 2: all the horrible things.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: She made him get like a Brazilian butt lift but implant,
Speaker 1: you see, like the rubbers. But I love JD going
Speaker 1: like I thought his ass looked tighter. We learned later
Speaker 1: why JD might be having these thoughts.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But then we learn the worst part. She torched Neil.
Speaker 1: She torched Neil.
Speaker 2: The woman's a bee's two three but.
Speaker 3: Yes, incredible, Yeah, she torches all his Neil. That is fucked,
Speaker 3: that's fucked. That's too much, that's too much. So the
Speaker 3: next day you're right, the woman's a monster.
Speaker 1: I just love that. No, it's a comedic time. A
Speaker 1: woman's a monster two three but so good.
Speaker 2: So the next day Darren meets with them, but he's
Speaker 2: only got a minute because he's got a.
Speaker 1: Heat up, drew this wax to wax her. Oh fuck,
Speaker 1: can you imagine the worst.
Speaker 2: But he tells him that relationship counseling is going really well.
Speaker 2: It's two hours every three days, and his relationship counselor
Speaker 2: is cheating, like, oh great.
Speaker 1: But they let him know that they beg him to dump.
Speaker 2: Her, and they show they have a graph explaining like
Speaker 2: what's going on.
Speaker 1: They're like, look, our fun levels have dropped off.
Speaker 3: I love me goes girls never really high, but now
Speaker 3: it's down to it too. And then the whacking off
Speaker 3: is going all the way up. He's like all time
Speaker 3: low two.
Speaker 2: The ex course releads to increase niking off and then
Speaker 2: like JD's just.
Speaker 1: Like I'm chafing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm chafing, but Darren's too whipped. Yep. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: I just really love her.
Speaker 1: Man, I gotta go. It's nice. See he was literally
Speaker 1: there for like four minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I think it's exactly a minute, says he
Speaker 2: only has a minute.
Speaker 1: Just beeper girls. Okay. So then they try to buy
Speaker 1: off Judith. This is great, so we go in.
Speaker 2: They offer him They offer her Wayne's house, which his
Speaker 2: grandmother was born there, she's buried in the backyard, and
Speaker 2: then he has the picture of his family and he's
Speaker 2: being dropped off the side.
Speaker 3: See it's the writing, dude. This writing in this movie
Speaker 3: is fantastic. And my dad, we had to drop head. Oh,
Speaker 3: by the way, they only have U was it two minutes?
Speaker 3: She's like, my rate is two hundred dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: They have like seven dollars clips and like, so they
Speaker 2: offer them the house and he's willing to throw in JD.
Speaker 1: What is he?
Speaker 3: What does she say in your version about j D O?
Speaker 3: He say they call him the human power tool.
Speaker 1: He doesn't look like much, but the girls call him
Speaker 1: the human power tool. It's true. He doesn't look like much,
Speaker 1: but he's hung like a horse. It's true.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think in the r raate of cut they
Speaker 2: say like he's hung like a horse or something. But no,
Speaker 2: she turns both those down.
Speaker 1: She's like, it's true, it's true. I love that.
Speaker 2: She goes like I don't want your house or your
Speaker 2: They try to arm wrestle her.
Speaker 1: She he loses. She's like saying all like some like
Speaker 1: yeah like two times three.
Speaker 2: It's just like boom, and I love This is another
Speaker 2: great moment where he goes to break her lamp but
Speaker 2: it's like a retractable.
Speaker 3: And he looks so confused, and he's just like, nah.
Speaker 1: So good, So funny tries to pull the lamp. Well,
Speaker 1: sheeels like straight up evil like she's just like, I'm
Speaker 1: this puppy. He's my puppet. I'm his puppet man Like
Speaker 1: she's not redeemable at all. No, she knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1: She's straight up the bad guy.
Speaker 2: So then they have a plan. They're going to hire prostitutes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Wayne gets fifty an hour. JD has to do it
Speaker 2: for two hundred. And they're like all right, yeah, so
Speaker 2: they take a bunch of pictures with the prostitutes and
Speaker 2: having a good time. Your version they're wearing broths r
Speaker 2: raed version tit's out yeah, which I can't show any
Speaker 2: of but trust me it's there. Uh yeah, so they're
Speaker 2: having a great time partying. They like take they cut
Speaker 2: out pictures of silver Man and put him on Wayne's
Speaker 2: body and they're are you photo shopping?
Speaker 1: It's like photo and photocopying it.
Speaker 3: Which I used to do as a like scanner, And yeah,
Speaker 3: see how they go to drop it off ju I
Speaker 3: love when they drop it in the mailbox.
Speaker 1: Like don't look, I'll look them back, skipping off.
Speaker 2: So yeah, they send the pictures and Judith is all
Speaker 2: sad I love and they're like look at this.
Speaker 3: They're like, oh, he's cheating on you with two chick.
Speaker 1: But I love if they're just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like dump him, ye, dump him.
Speaker 2: She like rips off his shirt and she's like, Drek
Speaker 2: doesn't have a tattoo, you idiot?
Speaker 1: Nice try idiots, But then she threatens to kill them.
Speaker 1: Have ever seen her again? I'll kill you. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: hardcore man. So yeah, they are total failures.
Speaker 2: So then they meet with Darren again secretly and he
Speaker 2: lets them know that Judith proposed to him and he's
Speaker 2: taking her last day.
Speaker 3: She's like he's like, yes, you're because you're taking At this.
Speaker 2: Point, he's like fed up and he just like no,
Speaker 2: He's like, because you're taking her last name.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, it's sexist, isn't it.
Speaker 3: But I love when JD's just like congratulations'lations elbows.
Speaker 1: But then Sandy returns. Finally Sandy returns, and I love
Speaker 1: that she struggles to remember Wayne and j D and
Speaker 1: J's like.
Speaker 3: The best bever I had the paint on suit and
Speaker 3: it ran like see my dong.
Speaker 1: He's like, doesn't ring a bell.
Speaker 3: He's like I remember when I was laying farts with
Speaker 3: the buzzer burner and I love this movie was like
Speaker 3: I still can't grow hair?
Speaker 1: Am I not? But it cuts to Steve's.
Speaker 3: On and Jason Biggs just here the sucks but like
Speaker 3: they're just staring before they go back to acknowledge, like, uh,
Speaker 3: Wayne never stopped staring at me.
Speaker 1: Jason Biggs is like a hi, So they can't they
Speaker 1: can't imagine what just happened. Like fun so yeah, uh
Speaker 1: they're like, wow, Sandy's back in your life.
Speaker 2: You're one in on ladies Like no, no, now, Judith
Speaker 2: is my one and only and this.
Speaker 1: Is one and only, one and only.
Speaker 3: Such a well ritten movie. Really, people didn't like it
Speaker 3: when it came out.
Speaker 1: People didn't like this when it came out. I think
Speaker 1: it did okay, but like it got negative reviews. This
Speaker 1: is like hardcore could classic. Yeah, like for shore Oh,
Speaker 1: I was reading up some reviews. There were people can play.
Speaker 2: Apparently they were like a ring of comedies about saving
Speaker 2: dudes from overbearing women and they were writing about it
Speaker 2: if there's a problem, like, there should be ten of
Speaker 2: those movies a year, if I had anything to say
Speaker 2: about it, they should never stop making those movies. Save
Speaker 2: with Silver should have five remakes. Yeah, there's always new
Speaker 2: ways women could be awful to bed. We gotta keep
Speaker 2: remaking this moviemaking.
Speaker 1: So we're a lot of that.
Speaker 2: And just people just didn't like Adam Sandler. I'm not
Speaker 2: even the biggest fan of those Adam Sandler silent comedies.
Speaker 1: This fall is there's something that I like. This falls
Speaker 1: into that camp. Uh, but yeah, they.
Speaker 3: Didn't do super well, so you wise, which is funny
Speaker 3: because I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I think it's great. It's a great movie. So yeah,
Speaker 1: Wayne and JD they crashed the engagement party. I love
Speaker 1: that they have the best helmet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this best the helmet which is probably just on
Speaker 2: his vestment. Yah, but no, they were not invited to
Speaker 2: the engagement party. And they meet what was it Clayton
Speaker 2: and was it Derek or Yeah, then he goes Clayton Clayton.
Speaker 2: What kind of loser goes by the name Clayton. So yeah,
Speaker 2: they get into a fight with his new friends because
Speaker 2: she lies to them, by the way, also Tits out again,
Speaker 2: but she's just like, oh, yeah, those are his new friends,
Speaker 2: but in reality, he like just met them because he
Speaker 2: has none of his friends at the engagement party.
Speaker 1: It's just all her friends and co workers.
Speaker 2: So they get into like a big fight and they
Speaker 2: like they're gonna they're not gonna stop until they get
Speaker 2: to Aaron back and that's when we get the come
Speaker 2: on out yeah die replacement friends, So they do that
Speaker 2: come on ow yeah yeah uh And I was telling
Speaker 2: you before this, I was reading Neil Diamond didn't know
Speaker 2: what that meant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he didn't know the reference. Yeah, He's like
Speaker 1: they he didn't understand.
Speaker 2: So they had to like get like one of his
Speaker 2: live albums or whatever and play it because he does
Speaker 2: it's supposed to be like come on now, yeah, but
Speaker 2: the way he says it sounds like that, so they
Speaker 2: played it for him.
Speaker 1: He had no idea saying it like that, and he's like,
Speaker 1: what do you guys talking about coming now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So yeah, they flee the party and I love that.
Speaker 2: They're like piss on. JD's like, man, she's the worst, Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it was really great. Tits she's like the Emperor.
Speaker 3: Yeahs and they're like Sandy, Oh, Sandy, she's like mother treesy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but with really.
Speaker 2: So I love how casual Wayne is. He's like, all right,
Speaker 2: what saddles. They're like, yeah, like come on, yeah, we're
Speaker 2: gonna we're gonna kidnap Judith and sad air it up
Speaker 2: with Sandy love JD doesn't coming out yeah, and he goes, wait,
Speaker 2: what so it's nighttime, they're gonna go kidnap Judith.
Speaker 1: Yep. They attempt to cut the power. They cut the
Speaker 1: power to an entire building.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's up on the telephone poles, just.
Speaker 1: Like I love that he's in the military.
Speaker 3: Jack Black just has a crotch on his head.
Speaker 2: So, uh, they're they're sneaking in the house. He tries
Speaker 2: to give him signals, but he only knows the Air Force.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Air Force. Oh. And then one of my
Speaker 1: favorite bits, like yeah, all right, I won't make the again.
Speaker 1: That was the last one. That was the last one,
Speaker 1: So you don't have to make the sound. It already
Speaker 1: does that. Uh. So they're sneaking around and I love JD.
Speaker 1: It's just so hungry.
Speaker 3: And I was like in the back of the back
Speaker 3: of the closet.
Speaker 1: Nope, but he all clear. But he finds Judith. Uh,
Speaker 1: they go.
Speaker 2: He goes to like hit her with the trank dart,
Speaker 2: but then she like kicks it. So he tranks himself
Speaker 2: and it's like leg has fallen asleep.
Speaker 1: She's like kicking their ass. He like fights. She fights
Speaker 1: JD like JD like chickens out.
Speaker 2: He's getting oh yeah, yeah, She's like she's like drowning
Speaker 2: him in the toilet. And the only way they stop
Speaker 2: her is like Wayne, who's limping, has the taser and
Speaker 2: tases so the kidnapper. And then I love that they
Speaker 2: leave the note pretending to be Judith Darren.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you anywhere. I never
Speaker 1: want to see you or your fake but it's so funny.
Speaker 1: So I love when they have her kidnapped.
Speaker 2: They have to like keep theirselves, keep themselves the sky,
Speaker 2: so they have the mascot. They put in the mascot
Speaker 2: help me to give her food and stuff. So then
Speaker 2: Wayne meets with Darren. He pitches, Uh, he pitches the
Speaker 2: idea of dating Sandy.
Speaker 1: Oh no no.
Speaker 2: He Wayne meets with Sandy and pitches to her, but
Speaker 2: then she reveals she's going to become a nun in
Speaker 2: a week, and we learned that she was in love
Speaker 2: with a trapeze artist, Loggi LUIGII. Good God, classic Italian name,
Speaker 2: so classic Luigi Panini.
Speaker 1: But he was very vain.
Speaker 2: There were some talent scouts because he talent scout trapeze artists.
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, I'm sure that, I'm sure Wes
Speaker 1: with no net as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he decided to grease up his hair.
Speaker 1: Now I think that's a little stereotypical. Yeah, the guy's
Speaker 1: names Luigi Panini and he loves.
Speaker 2: He greased it up too much, and while he was
Speaker 2: doing the trapeze, he let go of her and he
Speaker 2: died in front of everyone.
Speaker 1: Looie, Like I said, no, no net.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was like a Robin's family in Batman forever
Speaker 2: no net. But yeah, ever since then, she decided to
Speaker 2: dedicate her life to the Lord. Sure, So now Wayne
Speaker 2: is like, oh, you gotta consider it.
Speaker 1: At least.
Speaker 3: He's like, wait, I haven't taken your final vows yet though, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: And then we see Darren is like super upset with.
Speaker 1: JD.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, maybe she did this, No,
Speaker 2: maybe she did that, and he goes, maybe she got
Speaker 2: kidneyd I love. Darren's like, you think, no happened in
Speaker 2: the world? Is this what he's like lighting the candles.
Speaker 1: To no, no, no?
Speaker 3: That was later that later. This is when they're at
Speaker 3: the bar, real quick, did your part.
Speaker 1: Have the jd uh?
Speaker 2: Assuming that Judith was a herm, her little dick, little puss.
Speaker 1: No, he goes, maybe she's a herm.
Speaker 2: I don't think I had that, okay, and then Darren's like,
Speaker 2: what is like hermaphrodite, little.
Speaker 1: P little v I don't think I had that. That
Speaker 1: was in the art.
Speaker 2: That one felt weird while I was watching it, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, I think that's extended cut. Okay, I think
Speaker 2: that's extended cut. Darren won't move on as long as
Speaker 2: Judith's alive. He's like, as long as she's living, I'll
Speaker 2: never love it. So they get the genius plan of
Speaker 2: digging up a corpse of a dead chick who's apparently
Speaker 2: really stacked. WHOA this didn't she's really sacked. They put
Speaker 2: her in Judith's car like a jad's jacket.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite jacket.
Speaker 2: Just leave it, uh, while a heavy metal version of
Speaker 2: Hello Again, helloh yeah, They send the car off the
Speaker 2: cliff with the corpse blow up. I thought the jacket
Speaker 2: was going to come into play. It was just something funny.
Speaker 2: It was an excuse to see Jack blacks butt as
Speaker 2: he was like holding onto the car.
Speaker 1: Uh. So yeah, they goes off the cliff and I love.
Speaker 2: Darren is watching the news and like another news, Judith
Speaker 2: fest peddler or whatever died in a car crash.
Speaker 1: He doesn't, but I love.
Speaker 2: Like immediately Andrews like, and an unrelated news, a corpse
Speaker 2: of a woman was dug up. Three Cuban nationalists rested.
Speaker 3: So so it's hilarious.
Speaker 1: So now he thinks she's dead.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Then we get a Judith trying to get inside Jad's
Speaker 1: head to get out of it.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, you're really smart. Have you been to
Speaker 2: any university. He's like, yeah, Subway universally JD. Dude, She's
Speaker 2: like no, and she totally gets He's like, all right,
Speaker 2: goodbye j D.
Speaker 1: He's like take it. God damn. So now they're cover
Speaker 1: is blown and they don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 1: She knows who we are, yep.
Speaker 2: So they go to visit Uh they're old uh coach
Speaker 2: in jail because he's there for killing that referee and
Speaker 2: I love it, goes, I got a parole thing, but
Speaker 2: it doesn't look good. Victims Whiney family.
Speaker 3: Wait, they testifying on his bad ven though he's one
Speaker 3: hundred guilty, and they're like, I don't know if they're.
Speaker 1: Like victims whine family And JD's like, what is their deal?
Speaker 1: He killed the guy? So yeah, I love that they're trying.
Speaker 2: He's like, all right, so we kind of kidnapped the
Speaker 2: girl and he won't even let them.
Speaker 1: Fanny goes to yell, I gotta let us finish. So
Speaker 1: she found out, oh kill her, No, no, no, and
Speaker 1: then we can't do this.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, that's it, that's easy killer. But I
Speaker 2: love that he's you're weaking warriors. You can do anything warriors.
Speaker 2: But I love that he's like super positive with them.
Speaker 2: But I love that he goes, what is it? You're like,
Speaker 2: we can't kill Somebody's like, what is it? I always
Speaker 2: told you, if you can dream it, you can do it.
Speaker 3: A Walt Disney quote. So he's like, yeah, go stuff
Speaker 3: that bit. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 2: So they go to try and kill her. This moment
Speaker 2: had me crying again. I have watched this in a
Speaker 2: long time. I already knew the joke, but it had
Speaker 2: me crying. But I love that they they're both holding
Speaker 2: the gun and they're like trying to kill her, like
Speaker 2: you guys aren't gonna kill me, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I killed the guy. Uh. He's like, well who and
Speaker 2: he says the guy's name. J's just like, oh, you
Speaker 2: didn't kill me, drowned he.
Speaker 1: Did, correct.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know that, but then she's like and then
Speaker 2: JD's like, yeah, well one time I hit a squirrel and.
Speaker 1: He didn't die right then, but he was limping and stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he died right after that.
Speaker 2: Dude, I cried so funny, like, I don't again, I
Speaker 2: already do the joke.
Speaker 3: I've heard of the million times when it's been so
Speaker 3: I'm pretty pretty sure he died right after.
Speaker 1: What. He says it with confidence. It's the delivery of
Speaker 1: some of his lines that are so funny, and it's.
Speaker 2: A good contrast to the Wayne character who was really
Speaker 2: struggling with his lie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Jad just says it with pretty sure he died
Speaker 1: right after that. Also side note, we didn't touch on this.
Speaker 3: Additionally, as a kid, I always was so impressed by
Speaker 3: the outdoor porta potty in the garage. And now, like,
Speaker 3: I'm smart, I suggested that an outhouse clever, but like
Speaker 3: I'm now thinking about, I'm like, I would never want that.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible.
Speaker 2: Idea, an indoor outhouse. Yeah, that's reminded me. That's that's
Speaker 2: become my favorite joke. And Beetlejuice, when she's going through
Speaker 2: the house, she goes to the bathroom like, oh, look,
Speaker 2: an indoor outhouse out of I rewatched it before the
Speaker 2: new movie came out, and for whatever reason, that particular
Speaker 2: joke just got me.
Speaker 1: That's good, so hard, that's good. I love.
Speaker 2: A really good comedy is one that you can watch
Speaker 2: growing up and different. It'll make you laugh at different
Speaker 2: times as you get older. He's when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: I'm like, that didn't make me laugh. I'm into the
Speaker 2: Beetlejuic stuff. And as I'm older, like I've seen some
Speaker 2: shitty bathrooms, I actually.
Speaker 1: Relate to that house. I love that. Yeah. So yeah,
Speaker 1: they can't kill her. I can't slam it. So yeah.
Speaker 2: Then Wayne is trying to get Darren out of the
Speaker 2: house to go meet Sandy. Uh and he this is
Speaker 2: where he's like, show me the meaning of being lonely,
Speaker 2: and then we get the very famousy and I love
Speaker 2: that they leave it in.
Speaker 1: You see Jason Biggs just start to crack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's going like come on, man, come on, come on,
Speaker 2: come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on for like a solid minute. You
Speaker 1: see Jason, He's like, come on, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, come come.
Speaker 3: Then it cuts him, like god, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: So Sandy meets with Aaron for lunch. Uh. He's She's like,
Speaker 1: how you babe, Like, oh, great, great fan died.
Speaker 2: But she and she shows up in the like in
Speaker 2: the noun things and when she's relieved, like I think
Speaker 2: he was trying to make this a day, but now
Speaker 2: I'm really so uh so yeah, he like starts breaking down.
Speaker 2: He just starts crying and she sings Neil Diamond to him.
Speaker 2: Wait no, did she sing it here?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like his greatest singer songwriter.
Speaker 1: So they're starting to fall when I hear you say hello. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Judith begins her therapy with JD. It's pretty funny. Uh.
Speaker 1: When we cut back to Sandy, he was just like,
Speaker 1: remember you could throw me over your head. She's like,
Speaker 1: I still can. She throws launch over the fier.
Speaker 2: She dives in and saves him, and she's about to
Speaker 2: make album and he starts throwing up.
Speaker 1: And then Judah starts to.
Speaker 2: Guess like JD and to think he's gay, and I love, like,
Speaker 2: are you into any man?
Speaker 1: It's like what kind of man? Like a tall man,
Speaker 1: like a toment tom man? Freaking out?
Speaker 2: Does any man celebrities? Uh so then this scene? Is
Speaker 2: there a scene in your version where Darren and Sandy
Speaker 2: go to the laundromat?
Speaker 3: Yes, there is, I believe so, I mean and like
Speaker 3: they're folding laundry together, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Is there a scene where she just gets dressed in
Speaker 2: the middle of the launder bat and she's like covering
Speaker 2: up her tancy to see her butt.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's in the extended cut, Okay, which is weird.
Speaker 3: I'm like because she's like, did you turn around? I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're in the middle of the laundromat. You're getting changed
Speaker 3: in the middle of the laundry.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: I think I've seen both versions. Yeah, the version I
Speaker 3: watched last night, I don't remember seeing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think this is all at it, But yeah,
Speaker 2: they talk about like what if they were I think
Speaker 2: he asked her like if I would have asked.
Speaker 1: You around in high schoold you have said yes, And
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, totally. Yeah. Well that sucks to know
Speaker 1: a freaking yeah. Yeah. I could have gone my whole
Speaker 1: life not knowing that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it cuts back and we find out that JD
Speaker 2: is gay. It's like crying, I feel back. This is
Speaker 2: a big moment for him, and he's like just breaking down.
Speaker 2: And then she takes advantage on the situation just hits
Speaker 2: him with the lamb.
Speaker 1: Dude wrecks him too. He's like, You're the only one
Speaker 1: I've ever got me. So she's she gets out of
Speaker 1: the chains and I love when she goes upstairs. Wayne
Speaker 1: is opening the doors, like.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she goes upstairs and she tricks both of
Speaker 3: them and kicks both of them out the windows.
Speaker 1: And this part was used in all the trailers.
Speaker 2: Judith escaped her, so they have to go take off
Speaker 2: after I Love when she's running, Darren spots her and
Speaker 2: then crashes.
Speaker 1: Eat shit on the nopen like Judith.
Speaker 2: They track her with night vision goggles all throughout the town.
Speaker 2: Judith knocks on the door of a horny guy who's
Speaker 2: horn yeah, who's masturbating. He's masturbating my cut. I don't
Speaker 2: know if he does it in your cut.
Speaker 1: Now He's just like, oh yeah, yeah. So he comes down.
Speaker 1: He thinks he's getting lucky. He trips and dies. He's
Speaker 1: shitting down the stairs.
Speaker 2: Judith steals the truck, uh, and she's driving away and
Speaker 2: I love what jad like gets on the door. He's like,
Speaker 2: you better turn this around. She'll extra cues his ball, Yeah,
Speaker 2: kicks about. She makes it all the way the police
Speaker 2: station where Wayne is waiting for her, and hits her
Speaker 2: with the trant and.
Speaker 1: I love this.
Speaker 2: I love how he reveals that he was like on
Speaker 2: a bottom bike. But I love he puts a blanket
Speaker 2: over her. The cops are wondering what it is. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just caught one of those killer coats that escape
Speaker 2: from the zoo.
Speaker 1: And world's best police officers are like, good job, good job,
Speaker 1: bothered check all right, so funny.
Speaker 2: So back of the house, Wayne can't believe that JD
Speaker 2: is gay. You're not gay, You guys like, yah, I
Speaker 2: do this my accession with Patt Middlers. He's like, and
Speaker 2: the fact that I like sucking and your version gets
Speaker 2: cut off and this version goes dick.
Speaker 3: He's like what and the fact that I like suck
Speaker 3: what you've done it, and the fact that I like
Speaker 3: sucking dick what.
Speaker 1: You've done it. He's like, I'm not going to have
Speaker 1: done that. Remember when I put that book Remember when
Speaker 1: I put that book on yoga. Yeah, apparently he's been
Speaker 1: sucking his own dick with yoga.
Speaker 3: It. Waite like can't stand it. He's like, you're not
Speaker 3: she got in your head ball He goes, you want
Speaker 3: to be gay with me?
Speaker 1: Oh? He does that little like skip when he walks away.
Speaker 2: So then we see nuns lifting and boxing. She mentions
Speaker 2: that the convent has like a really good ship ship.
Speaker 3: Wait, what's the song that's playing going downtown baby? That
Speaker 3: it was an Ellie Son.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So they're boxing, and I love mother Sapirs as
Speaker 1: elderly lady. She just like like popping like straight. What
Speaker 1: was it like ninety on each side? Yeah? Damn. But
Speaker 1: she's talking about how she's like concerned with her faith.
Speaker 1: Does she really want to do this? She's not sure?
Speaker 1: And I love the mother Spears being supportive of her.
Speaker 1: And then she's like let's go do some power squats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some power squats. So uh. Then Judith tries to imply
Speaker 1: that Wayne is gay. He's not following from this one.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then Darren and Sandy have their date, but he
Speaker 1: keeps bringing up Judith. What do we do to that?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: That's it's a mistake we all make. I caught myself
Speaker 1: doing that in my youth. I don't do it anymore.
Speaker 1: That's like some women I know do it. Red flag man,
Speaker 1: keep doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's one of those where like it's a little
Speaker 2: too early. Maybe maybe hold off on dating for an hour.
Speaker 2: You're talking about how she liked the duck. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh yeah, because is like I swear I
Speaker 2: saw Judith. She's like, oh my god, Like, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's fine, it's fine. Now we can get the duck
Speaker 2: that was always Judas's favor. So he knows he's in trouble.
Speaker 2: She wants to bail out on the date and he's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'll fix this.
Speaker 1: I'll fix this.
Speaker 2: He calls Wayne, who's trying to suck his own dick.
Speaker 2: Is he baarass? And the PG side profile fully naked
Speaker 2: in the trailer, and.
Speaker 1: I think the TV version they colored on shorts onto him. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he calls Wayne for help, who was trying
Speaker 2: to suck his own dick, and he puts these shocks
Speaker 2: on his nipples.
Speaker 1: Very reminiscent of Demon Night in the Bedroom.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, he suggests he could put it on his balls.
Speaker 2: He's like, nipples work, but he tells me, every time
Speaker 2: you say Judith, I'm gonna shock you.
Speaker 1: So it works. He starts.
Speaker 2: As soon as he mentioned her, he gets a shock
Speaker 2: and he goes, He goes, I love you, Judith. She's like,
Speaker 2: why don't dance?
Speaker 1: I meant let's dance, but she's into it. She's willing
Speaker 1: to break her not take her final vows. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: like fully and he's like I'm down for marriage kids
Speaker 1: like whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they go to dance. Meanwhile, because Wayne was
Speaker 2: rude to someone, the bouncer comes out starts peating him up,
Speaker 2: but like punching the electro shocks, and Darren's dancing and
Speaker 2: he's like crapy shock, Like wow, he's a really great dance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, his nips like catch
Speaker 2: on fire and they light the bar of he's putting
Speaker 2: out the fires with the drink and then it.
Speaker 1: Shocks and lights the whole bar on fire. So funny.
Speaker 2: So they're out there, the firefighters are already there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're out there, and he's just like, he's like, sorry,
Speaker 2: I have these onbody difference because I was mentioning Judith.
Speaker 2: She's like I'm done, So she she drives away and
Speaker 2: he's like he's like sandy way, and I love this.
Speaker 2: It just crosses up to later that night, he shows
Speaker 2: up at the cottage, like what do you do? And
Speaker 2: he's like, I ran from the club. She's like, that's fairs.
Speaker 1: He's like, I know, I to tell you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, and he's trying to apologize her, and I
Speaker 2: love that she already forgives him. Yeah, he's like why.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, I'm training to be coming down on
Speaker 2: my thing. Forget this is kind of our thing. So yeah,
Speaker 2: she agrees to be with him. Yeah, he's finally won
Speaker 2: her over. I guess running for thirty miles will really
Speaker 2: win a girl. So then Wayne talks to Judith again.
Speaker 2: He gives her a big Montana.
Speaker 1: All she wants is a big I've never had a
Speaker 1: big Montana before. They were big in the nineties. Are
Speaker 1: they not around? I don't know if it's still a thing.
Speaker 1: I haven't had that Arby's.
Speaker 2: Here, and maybe I'll go, that's the Arby's with the
Speaker 2: old SIGNE should have had big montanas.
Speaker 1: Fuck so yeah, uh yeah. He asked her why she
Speaker 1: went for Darren.
Speaker 2: We get her backstory before, because he's like, I feel
Speaker 2: like you need like the strong, like assertive type. Daren
Speaker 2: doesn't fit that, and she's like, well, before him, I
Speaker 2: was engaged to a kickbox Yeah, so it like like
Speaker 2: a blood sport kickboxer and love that she was at
Speaker 2: one of his blood sports with the flag with the
Speaker 2: American flags. But he died did like they checked the holes,
Speaker 2: So like her boyfriend died, and I think she's wearing
Speaker 2: the same outfit that she meets Darren in, so I think.
Speaker 1: It's like he died that night and then she met
Speaker 1: No way, I think.
Speaker 3: Oh, also, if I like looking up sometimes like goofs
Speaker 3: and stuff in the movies, I saw the one where
Speaker 3: it was like, oh yeah, the big montana. The buns
Speaker 3: keep switching. Oh really, one's assessme seed and then one's
Speaker 3: a kaiser, and I thought that was hilarious.
Speaker 1: She flirts with Wayne. She gets the sauce on her
Speaker 1: boobs and he's like, all in, leave out. She cleaves out.
Speaker 1: I hope that she's wearing like the cowboy boots. She's
Speaker 1: hearing like his cloth. H Yeah.
Speaker 2: So he like starts making out with her and everything,
Speaker 2: and then he's like I can't. He's like, just give
Speaker 2: me one hand. It's just one hand, and I'll do it. So, yeah,
Speaker 2: someone starts ringing the bell. JD's not answering, so he
Speaker 2: goes up and I love that. Jad's eating and reading
Speaker 2: a PlayStation game manual.
Speaker 1: He's reading like like NFL ninety eight or so.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's just like, why did you answer the door?
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm eating. He's like he's like, told answer
Speaker 2: the door, but I don't answer the door when I'm eating.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is friends. I love. I love. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that. He's like, you know a lot of things.
Speaker 1: I was gay. Is there anything else I should know?
Speaker 1: I have three balls. So we find out the coach
Speaker 1: is out of jail. He found a.
Speaker 2: Judge that was a sports fan, and he's planning to
Speaker 2: crash with the guys and I love that. They're like
Speaker 2: He's like, I want to use the toylet. He's like,
Speaker 2: you can't. We're saving water and he's like good, idea.
Speaker 1: Good. He's like, wait, what do you do?
Speaker 2: He's like, we used the lunch and I was like,
Speaker 2: do you guys have any TV? No, and he's like,
Speaker 2: I'll find something the mails. I love the scene where
Speaker 2: he just drops trow.
Speaker 1: Again. He's the most supportive guy in the world. It's amazing.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so he he asked what they did with her,
Speaker 3: and he goes, oh, we ate her alive. He's like
Speaker 3: that's the perfect crime.
Speaker 1: No evidence.
Speaker 2: Uh, But then he puts the TV on and he
Speaker 2: realizes they lied. She's still alive and she's breaking out
Speaker 2: of the change. She's getting away. He's like, go chop
Speaker 2: her head off or something, and he's like, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, she goes down there. He tells her that
Speaker 2: he's there to kill her. Yeah, and he's like, mand
Speaker 2: if I defend myself, He's like, of course, I love
Speaker 2: a fair fight. Beats the shit out of him and
Speaker 2: then Evil Woman starts playing Yes which was the alternate
Speaker 2: title for this movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gotta either it was the original
Speaker 1: title or in some.
Speaker 2: Other countries, it's known as evil Woman, which I think
Speaker 2: is a great title. Ho says that Save and Silverman
Speaker 2: is a good catchy title, but evil Woman is a
Speaker 2: little bit more fitting for the So she takes off,
Speaker 2: kicking all their asses. I love JD has a towel
Speaker 2: over his and she leaves. When that comes back any
Speaker 2: he thinks it's Wayne.
Speaker 1: He's like, dude.
Speaker 2: So while this is happening, Sandy is moving her stuff
Speaker 2: into Darren's house and she takes her top up or
Speaker 2: make it out, and then Judith arrives.
Speaker 1: Oh god, this always actually killed me when I would
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like covering herself up. So yeah, she's able
Speaker 2: to get her claws back into Darren. She's like, how
Speaker 2: could you? I was just wondering if you still love me?
Speaker 1: I know, I know. So yeah, he tells Sandy like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go back to the Nunnery. But I like that.
Speaker 2: He says, like I promised, Yeah, I did pledge my love.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Darren, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's like sad. You feel sad for Sandy,
Speaker 2: Like dude, she just stop the nunnery for it. I
Speaker 2: do love liked with this tramp like I'm on a trip.
Speaker 2: It's up until yesterday, I was treated.
Speaker 1: To be coming on. So Wayne and JD show up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, Darren beats the ship out of them and
Speaker 2: drops them both onto Sandy's car and she's like, I
Speaker 2: do love you tossed it out of way and he's like, gd.
Speaker 1: We did it because we loved him. He's like, oh
Speaker 1: you love it. He goes talk it just tosses them out,
Speaker 1: So the cops called.
Speaker 2: They're in jail. They're tossed out in jail. H okay
Speaker 2: he So he shows up in jail. Darren let them
Speaker 2: know that the wedding is still on, and he's I
Speaker 2: love the look in my eye and tell him.
Speaker 1: Tell me that you love Juli. He's like, I love Judith.
Speaker 1: Look into our both our eyes. At the same time,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm out of here.
Speaker 2: So then they called the coach and they try to
Speaker 2: like He's like, I do anything for you boys. We
Speaker 2: need ten thousand dollars. Hell no, what in your version?
Speaker 2: What do they say to him to get them to
Speaker 2: get him to save them?
Speaker 1: So I just remember the coach saying, they're making your
Speaker 1: wear dresses. They're making us there girlfriends. What they're can
Speaker 1: you wear dresses in there? Okay, my god, that's terrible. Yes,
Speaker 1: our rated version. They go, come on, coach, sodomizing us
Speaker 1: in here? What they're corn hole in you?
Speaker 2: They're sodomizing us? And he goes, they're corn hole in you?
Speaker 2: Don't Yeah, I didn't, ye because I remember there you
Speaker 2: wear dresses And when I was watching our dy versions, like,
Speaker 2: I don't remember corn hole or sodomy being mentioned.
Speaker 1: The uh but yeah. Then the coach breaks him out
Speaker 1: of jail. He uses his win truck kind of sounds
Speaker 1: like my truck. Kind of sounds like my truck backing
Speaker 1: up half awesome. I still love that. I do anything
Speaker 1: for you boys. Hell no, no way. So they break
Speaker 1: them out.
Speaker 2: They stop by Sandy as she was taking her final valves,
Speaker 2: and they convince her not to do it. The nuns
Speaker 2: are sad, I lost another one.
Speaker 1: Son of a big lost another one. What is she
Speaker 1: gonna wear? They're like, don't wrry, I got we got
Speaker 1: you JD's sister's clothes.
Speaker 2: She's a stripper and a hooker. And then they have
Speaker 2: one more stop they have to do. They go to
Speaker 2: the stadium and they kidnap Neil Diamond.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, fel Diamond.
Speaker 2: I love where he's just like, you're the ones who
Speaker 2: have been doing this, this setting me naked pictures and
Speaker 2: Wade's like, we didn't do that, and he goes JD.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm sorry, sorry. So they're all explaining the situation.
Speaker 2: He's like, okay, hold on, so Darren marriage Judith and
Speaker 2: he goes, look, all these years, I've always written about
Speaker 2: the healing power of love, but I've never had a
Speaker 2: chance for it.
Speaker 1: By the way, they keep quoting lines for this when.
Speaker 2: They're just like, come on, Neil, turn on your heart life,
Speaker 2: and he's like, love on the rocks, you know, big rocks,
Speaker 2: no big surprise, and they're like, where's the wedding. It's
Speaker 2: at the corner of something in America. We come into America.
Speaker 1: But I love that the cops are on their case.
Speaker 2: The coach one little jail breaks, he's like, he's like,
Speaker 2: he's like caprice four cars back, so they clearly not
Speaker 2: follow them.
Speaker 1: So he gets an oozy and he's like, I'll slow
Speaker 1: them down. Boys.
Speaker 3: Before he jumps out, he's like, you get this lady
Speaker 3: in the wedding and he goes pleasure to meet you,
Speaker 3: mister Diamond, and.
Speaker 1: Then he just fucking slides across by several cars and
Speaker 1: he's just coming off dude. So funny.
Speaker 2: I just love the pleasure to beat. Hey, we coming
Speaker 2: to America. So the wedding is happening. They're about to like,
Speaker 2: you know, take their vowels, do their vowels, and then
Speaker 2: Neil interrupts yes with hello again Hello, and he's like
Speaker 2: Neil Neil.
Speaker 1: Which is funny. This is like like great Neil. I
Speaker 1: just reviewed.
Speaker 2: Speaking of movies where guys are trying to save dudes
Speaker 2: from overbear and girlfriends, I just reviewed over on Kaylee's
Speaker 2: Channel Night at the Roxbury, which came out of for
Speaker 2: where What's his Face saves will power from him his
Speaker 2: overbearing girlfriend with a song. Well that one was Hadaway's
Speaker 2: what is Love?
Speaker 1: You can do it? Okay, Kaylee can't do it. Really,
Speaker 1: she can't do it. I gotta practice. I went back
Speaker 1: and watched some old skits. None of the guest hosts
Speaker 1: could actually get it really, even Jim Carrey. He didn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey like this, Yeah, so uh they interrupt They're
Speaker 2: playing the song and then Sandy interrupts, singing the song.
Speaker 1: In the hook or Albus the Hooker Outfit.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: But then he like, he finally tells you that he's like,
Speaker 2: I can't I love He goes, I love Neil, and
Speaker 2: he goes and Sandy does kneel first Sandey, so he
Speaker 2: he's gonna get his happy ending, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: Neil and did write a song for this, I Believe
Speaker 2: in Happy Endings.
Speaker 1: It plays during the credits. Okay he wrote that for this,
Speaker 1: Uh so yeah.
Speaker 2: He runs over to Sandy and kisses her passionately, and
Speaker 2: then Judith wants to know where's.
Speaker 1: Her happy ending?
Speaker 2: And then who shows up Wayne singing the song I
Speaker 2: love this moment where he's running to him, you think
Speaker 2: she's jumping his arm.
Speaker 1: She just picks up the chairs like do you think
Speaker 1: just because I love Dared, I don't go with a
Speaker 1: loser like you?
Speaker 3: And then they beat the shit out of each other
Speaker 3: that they both of them get their teeth knocked out,
Speaker 3: and then that's when they realize that they love each
Speaker 3: other with an aggressive makeout sad on the asserted madness,
Speaker 3: You've won here the parkourbitch, I'm only dreamed out, I love, But.
Speaker 1: She hesitates because she like doesn't want again. Uh, but yeah,
Speaker 1: what about JD and coaches happy ending? Well, what do
Speaker 1: you know it? They both happened to be gay, me too,
Speaker 1: really And then they all get married. They all get
Speaker 1: men and men may the men.
Speaker 3: They all get married at the same time at the
Speaker 3: Neil Diamond.
Speaker 1: God. Yeah yeah. And then they revealed that they're all
Speaker 1: on stage.
Speaker 2: But I love the men are playing instruments, the women
Speaker 2: are doing backup bos but Harley erbys with them doing backup.
Speaker 1: It's the little things man.
Speaker 3: Sing it, sing it out, Oh, rock out to Holly
Speaker 3: Holy Oh, it's great. Uh.
Speaker 2: And everyone's in the crowd by the way, the priest,
Speaker 2: the nun, the circus family, they're all hanging out.
Speaker 1: Amazing.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if the movie had more time, the Asian
Speaker 2: guy who fell down the stairs would have been there,
Speaker 2: the raccoon would have set.
Speaker 1: They should have got to the raccoon party. Oh god, dude,
Speaker 1: what a great ending scene.
Speaker 2: It's just such a fun movie. It's just such a
Speaker 2: great time, Like, is it the best thing ever?
Speaker 1: No? Are you laughing though.
Speaker 2: From beginning now you're laughing, beginning to have a real
Speaker 2: stick up your ass to not like this movie and
Speaker 2: not find it funny.
Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's people that are like that did
Speaker 1: a bell, like shut up.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's really fun It's really funny. And I
Speaker 2: will cherish the shirt there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I die. Yes, beautiful savings. These will be available
Speaker 1: for all the Tony heads and what's that so tapes
Speaker 1: from the crypt dot com and what's that promo? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so tapes from the crypt dot net.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm having leftovers like during February, so when this
Speaker 3: comes out, So yeah, you'll be able to get leftover
Speaker 3: saving Silverman stuff this month.
Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, and I love it.
Speaker 2: It's a great movie to revisit. Watch it on Valentine
Speaker 2: It's perfect. Yeah, it's a great time. This comes out February.
Speaker 2: This comes out on Valentine's before or after. I believe
Speaker 2: we have an event coming up in the Shamney Creek, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're doing uh so it's you know Laring New Year,
Speaker 3: the Year of the Snakes that we're doing a mystery
Speaker 3: double feature that is snake themed. So me and you
Speaker 3: will be at Shamney Creek along with Movie John Magazine
Speaker 3: girls like ours hosting the Dumpster Boys will be there
Speaker 3: with us.
Speaker 1: Nice, it'll be a great time. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: great and it's it's a mystery with the movie is yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3: Yeah, two snake themed double features. I would say one
Speaker 3: well known one not so you'll get a balance.
Speaker 1: King Kobra. I love King Kobra.
Speaker 2: That's got we uh oh my god, the from Karate Kid, right, yeah, mister,
Speaker 2: and I believe Pedro from a you know what, that'd
Speaker 2: be a good to be Tuesday one. I love King
Speaker 2: KOs Last year, me and Jess did a commentary track
Speaker 2: for Noah's r or Noah's Shark.
Speaker 1: It's on Patreon. That was a mistake. Oh good, we
Speaker 1: need it like a short one.
Speaker 2: We can do a commentary track because we were gonna
Speaker 2: shoot the Rocky episode and Tricia was running late. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so like, oh, here's a commentary track we can do
Speaker 2: to get out of the way.
Speaker 1: Big mistake.
Speaker 2: But it auto played King Cobra afterwards, and I remember
Speaker 2: watching that movie a lot as a kid.
Speaker 1: Kinkobra was good. I'm trying to think of out their
Speaker 1: bad snake movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I said, you'll get one like classic, and
Speaker 3: then you'll get one that's a little bit more of
Speaker 3: a deep cut.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I'm excited. I'm excited. You guys should come
Speaker 1: out to that one. Though, if you're in the air
Speaker 1: Silent Predators, I'm not gonna say say much more. I
Speaker 1: highly doubt it's either. I'll just say it flat out
Speaker 1: safe for the audience. No, Well man Anaconda three. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe there is a secret feature.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Jack Black and Anaconda, So me and Johannah
Speaker 3: want to do what is the worst Lake Placid sequel
Speaker 3: and what is the worst Anaconda movie? Because we did
Speaker 3: the first of each, but we have to keep We
Speaker 3: had to delay Anaconic because I gotta figure out a
Speaker 3: way to.
Speaker 2: Get the Chinese remake that came out a few years ago.
Speaker 2: You told me about that, Yes, and they announced that
Speaker 2: on Christmas. Paul Run and Jack Black are putting out
Speaker 2: an Anaconda remake.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Why why? I mean you already had j Lo
Speaker 1: and Ice Cube. But what do you really want? I mean,
Speaker 1: only one of those sequels went theatrical. I think we're good.
Speaker 1: I think we're good.
Speaker 2: And then eventually after we do those, we want to
Speaker 2: do Lake Placid versus Ana Condo. I want to I
Speaker 2: haven't seen that, which again, the crocodile was not called
Speaker 2: Lake Placid. THO doesn't makes sense, right, but yeah, so
Speaker 2: check us out there in the Channey Creek Brewery. I
Speaker 2: gotta figure out where what con I'm going to next.
Speaker 2: I wanted to go to Galaxy Con, but I forgot
Speaker 2: to book a table. Uh, maybe I will have in
Speaker 2: this time that this airs. Maybe I will have booked it,
Speaker 2: who knows, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Check that out.
Speaker 3: Check out his site. Follow let's use your code too.
Speaker 3: You use the code and yeah, that's it from us.
Speaker 3: Have a happy Valentine's Day. I'm sure next year I'll
Speaker 3: have a lady.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure. Sour cream and onions. You know.
Speaker 2: The first Valentine's Day one I did, I did with
Speaker 2: Johannah and then she was engaged the next year. The
Speaker 2: next I did it with Crystal and Casey and then
Speaker 2: they got boyfriends the next year. This might be your year, Tim,
Speaker 2: This might be your year. Thanks everybody, next year you
Speaker 2: come back. Yeah, Tony, that didn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry. I guess it only works with
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